Single file
Keep going right from the line
Use your time.
Look carefully.
Hey, um, are you sure they can't see us?
One-way mirror, Mom.
Images, in 3... 2... 1.
A heinous crime has been done here
If you decide that's your testimony
can endanger your personal security
Look, Sipowicz I said I will tell you everything.
I just hope we can finish this...
before menopause enters
Let's start with that one think he's bullshit doesn't smell...
Diane Weston.
She's like a fucking child poster for high school
Morning sun.
Remember, this is the best day of your life So far.
He is the captain of the "A" team.
He stole the title from me.
You have to collect it with it.
Alright, girl let's take it from above.
And one, and two, and one, and two...
Hi, Bruce.
You look cute.
Tommy Hilfiger.
I hope The fourth year is charm.
Out of my way, gay... I wake up Lisa... what are you
The truth is, they are so close...
they all get their monthly visits from Bibi Rose at the same time.
This one is Hannah Wald.
He is like this Christian Don't talk too much
The fact is, if he's not rather beautiful...
You will leave, "Hey, who is thrt?"
Then there is Cleo Miller.
Number one: Not real C cup.
I've been in the locker room.
And number two...
he must see school shrinking
She's really obsessed with with Conan O'Brien.
Dream?
Do you mean like where I am Apartment all of Conan's skin?
I mean, I don't know if he has it...
But because that's a dream.
And suddenly, we buck-naker and all oiled up.
I don't know where oil comes from...
But, once again, That's why it's a dream.
Then, there's Kansas Hill, Bad seed is original
A blue collared bitch child, I always get this one.
His mouth can stop a bull is hot
He got his nut brain from his mother Look, Kansas mother has been jailed...
since days he was born
She's just lying there, in labor with Kansas...
when he heard something happened in the next bed
It turns out that Kansas's father took the nurse's temperature Stay with me. I try to be smooth.
After all, he whips out a shotgun...
and blow his ass to the kingdom coming
So, he succeeded life without parole...
and now Kansas lives with his grandparents.
Then there's Lucy.
Amazing geek.
The left brain is running.
He should have it IQ genius...
but actually...
She's obsessive-compulsive a little weird
All right, handle it, ladies.
Today, we will cheer loudly...
high jump, and looks beautiful because...
Cheerleaders kick...
Now, let's go, Because no one can advance...
by sitting behind them
The school year starts as usual
The principal smith gave his talk.
If you are approached to buy medicines...
Let someone you trust know.
If... You are thinking... or something else...
let someone know
If it burns when you urinate...
has milk seepage...
or being touched by uncle...
let someone know
Come on, you guys!
Let's hear for the Lincoln "A" squad!
"A" squad? Right.
I did a better dance in elementary school
It really burned my toast.
Now, I know it's my job to give all the facts.
So, I have to say that their cheers are blowing...
like bulimia after christmas dinner
They blatantly ignore...
for National High School Cheerleading Association...
Rules make me sick.
Basket throws flips and wool falls pyramid...
more than two high people are strictly prohibited Yes!
I made a full report and sent it in.
Hey! Go on, Lincoln!
Hey... go... Lincoln!
And finally, it's time we've all been waiting...
Transferring from Truman College...
new star quarterback...
from us Mighty Fightin 'Lincolns
Jack Bartlett!
That's when Jack and Diane meet.
Nobody saw it coming...
especially not Jack.
Jack is fine.
Oh, he's fine.
It feels like that he is a bar of chocolate...
and the whole school is on lap.
Everyone wants a piece of him.
Jack Bartlett.
Is Jack Bartlett interested in me
Sorry... can someone else please run the board
This is scary, it's wrong...
and that is contrary to the teachings
from my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
Hannah, in order to be real answers from the underworld...
You must have a Christian virgin running board
Your type is pure heart Satan will not bother with you.
All right, technically...
I don't think I'm still a virgin again.
What!
In the church camp this summer
I'm pretty sure I have...
You know, my first orgasm.
Hold.
Every sentence that starts with, "In the Church camp...
does not lead to a large" O ".
always makes me hot.
Well, I want to know what happened.
All right, one night around sunset...
I go riding horses with the nuns They leave every night.
And we run pretty hard, you know
Suddenly, I feel...
I feel just super alive, do you know?
Maybe I'll just ask the question itself
Is Jack Bartlett interested in me
He is.
Hey bro, is this, like in?
Okay, I'm here to announce my nomination...
for homecoming queens
Uh, I planned to spread the world on 4-H.
All about cattle, humans...
Listen, I'll be honest with you Most of us realize that we don't do it has the chance of a prostitute...
in heaven with Jack, today from prospective speakers
Youth...
and agriculture.
4- H, 4-H rule!
Thank you, sir.
Good work.
Um, like... as A-V Club nominee...
I think, for... for the first time in 50 years...
uh, we have to... we have to say no
We have to... we have to say no for soccer players as kings
Choosing a brain above brawn...
This is the first time for most of us...
even heard Jack talking.
Thank you, wow.
We were not disappointed.
OK, guys... Hi friends...
All right, will you shut up for a while?
I'm just kidding.
Alright, I just thought was really rock...
what my soccer team chose as their candidate, you know.
Yes!
We love you, Jack!
Well, I love you too, Lunch for women
I just want to say that there are only 3 things I want in life:
One day become a senator from this great country...
I want to lead Mighty Fightin fights'
for victory in the homecoming match
Alright!
And, uh...
I want to go for homecoming dance...
with Diane Weston.
Ugh, they are like friggin 'Barbie and Ken...
but without pink Corvette remote control.
Last night, people left, like...
Oh, they are the perfect partner They are very cute.
I'm sure it gave hitting the Internet...
something to talk about besides Agent Scully...
and their newest wet dream.
Now, I'm not a gossip...
But I think Jack and Diane So close, so fast...
because they found how much they both love...
soccer.
Man, do they love? their football
Hey Ho Come on!
Hey, ho...
I don't know about "hey"...
but "ho" is right on money.
If they ask...
I can easily help them out...
with some new material.
Green 88! Green 88!
Set, hut.
I love you.
Seducing! Woo, yes!
Yeah dear.
Now, it's true about here...
is actually a bad luck place stating to hit the fan.
Don't worry, I'll clean this up a little...
if I have to appear in court.
Especially if we are on TV court
Ha, well, there's a Christmas card Oh! Oh, hey, Jack...
why don't you go bright fire under Diane, huh?
Heh, I'm on it, Mr Weston.
Alright!
Saying, Where is my attitude?
I'm Dee Dee.
You can remember me because of my double Ds!
Oh, that's not it Show them!
And I'm Diane's father, Dennis.
Now, don't try after that one of my screwdrivers, okay?
So, who wants pig in a blanket?
Excuse me, Vendela, Have you ever seen Diane?
for the homecoming dance tonight.
Oh dear.
Now, I'm obviously not there the night they all meet
But I'm sure it's a super goober fest
Your Jack is a heck of a good football player I don't know how he can concentrate...
with Diane cantikmu cheering on the side line.
Gosh, Look at that.
Look at both.
Alright. Hold it.
I have already an announcement to make
Diane and I, uh...
No! Yes!
Oh, how surprised!
But, well...
Not before I have our baby
So, when your father said...
I don't want to see your face facing again...
Do you think it means "Forever Forever...
or only until your mother wakes up?
I don't know And what is the sound that he made...
right before he hit the ground
Well, if I have to guess...
I will say that, that is the voice of a mother...
say goodbye to his son...
and hello to that young man...
who will become a father himself.
Jack, you know what I see here
Spit from your father I see flowers.
And you know, even the most beautiful flowers...
still growing from dirt.
Yes.
And while we're knee deep in it now...
and things that might appear are quite smelly...
in the long run...
will grow stronger than this.
Do you think?
I'm sure Diane...
I love you since I first saw you Just before you kicked me in the head Oh, Jack.
Now... I don't think...
Diane got up and told the team about the baby that night...
But somehow they succeeded to solve the problem.
No thanks. You don't need one.
Is that so?
Damn it.
You just got a stat God. I am not the first
But you are not married yet.
Wait, did you say you were pregnant...
or you are pregnant You have it, throw it away...
and now you will go back and dance all night?
Shut up, Cleo.
On, how much do you need for abortion?
What?
No. Not abortion.
My church can arrange for you to go to Oregon...
and take care of a sick aunt...
for 9 months
Then they find your baby is a good house...
and you're back a little dazed and swollen...
but everything is fine Oh, please, Di, Don't be a whore...
and a murderer.
Jack said to the team that night too
Hey, guys, me, uh...
I'm pregnant with Diane.
What?
Alright
You nailed Diane Weston
Ha! I never washed my Johnson again
Hey.
Yes.
Ha-hoo!
I didn't mean that said prostitute, Diane.
It's just that I heard it...
so much in the church... it kind of came...
fly out of my head
I know, Hannah.
Listen... I don't go to have an abortion I always plan it marry and have children.
I just left bit broken.
Kind of reminds me other young women...
who found himself with a child...
not married...
on a long and long road...
without a place to sleep
Of course that's it's been a long time.
But no matter what...
he holds his head high...
and said, "Papa, don't preach. I'm in trouble.
Papa, don't preach...
Because I made a decision...
I saved my baby.
Yes, I will look after my baby. "
Great.
Madonna
We are here for you, Diane.
You guys...
Thank you. Oh...
I will pray for you every night.
We love you.
I love you. You are the best. Oh, Diane!
I think their little fairy tale Can end there. The only problem is no has a place to live.
What?
But all of our papers here
My school notes...
and Jack's football records.
Let me explain something...
No, wait... what am I saying...
Cross my heart, hoping to die, stick a needle in my eyes...
that we will never, ever miss a payment?
Uh, yeah Yes, you do
I think I know where this one goes
Um, listen...
I am willing to install my letters on my GTO
Now, he has a few miles to him...
But he looks great.
I'm sure, kid, but, um...
He turns my arm.
I will give up the speaker too
Why don't you have it? Your parents entered...
and get a loan,
and then they can give you money?
With all Because of respect, ma'am...
Jack and Diane Bartlett...
don't thank you.
We are two young, able-bodied Americans.
We are not looking for a hand out...
we are looking for a hand up
Give us food, and we will hungry tomorrow...
but give us corn...
Type You plant, don't eat...
and we will grow it...
and uh, um... just cut it...
and, uh...
You know, eat it.
Now, if you are interested in giving us a home loan...
I'll sit back.
If not, Have a nice day, ma'am.
He is at an honor gathering.
Somehow, they managed to find it their dream home too.
More than a dump, if you ask me
We will accept it.
Oh, alright. Well. Jesus, calm down, okay?
Let's remember here I manage the building, okay?
I don't, like, have it, and I don't fix bullshit.
And I don't care if it gets broken, okay?
What I care about is _ You little bastard...
pushing rent under my door on the 1st, you understand?
Do you understand that?
GOOD. Oh yes, and one more thing.
You see a package outside my door...
You left them Hell only Capisce?
Two taco grandes!
One bean burrito
A big taco chip.
And guacamole.
And that will be...
35 cents.
We don't have it Fried mouse in the bucket.
I know. I checked
Do you know what? I go to save your time
I will not lie. I don't believe that.
If you choose your butt, I will tell people.
I don't have an idea how to run your register
You are Jack Bartlett, right?
Yes.
So, you will, like...
getting along with us...
every night after school, then right?
Yes.
Well, I mean, after practicing football, huh
Soccer practice
Fantastic.
You are very hired I am at the top of the world!
Hey, Di, if we have a girl...
we have to dress him like Debbie Little.
Jack, baby, I'm just eating for two people No, I know but all these foods remind me how much...
I want to teach our baby... Cocoa Puffs: Good
Captain Crunch is bad This destroyed the roof from your mouth Now, you are not born with that knowledge
You hear "Trix is for children".
And you think, "Okay, I am a child. So I think they are for me "
But your little baby's brain has no idea...
that Lucky Charms, like...
a million times better for you
Push up.
Hey. Pop quiz.
If you can become Count Chocula or Trix the rabbit, who are you?
Uh... Trix.
I also. God! Will it never end?
I love this woman
Jack, I think I should have got a job No, but we approve your work run a baby machine
I know, but it's before I realize...
Oh... I almost forgot the gas for the baby machine
I'll get your snickers...
I'll meet you in line, okay
- Mm... love you - I love you.
Hey, Di!
Hi, I'm a little professor!
Isn't that funny if we look like this?
Yes, you are a little swamp...
Honey ?!
Oh, I'm very sorry.
Push up...
I never knew you dreamed of working...
at the branch of the grocery store bank.
Dear, we live A great American dream If you reach it for stars...
You will definitely step...
Jack, pull up.
Interesting.
Oh, Jesus, ew!
Why do they call it morning sickness?
It's okay. Get everything.
Do you have any breath breaths?
So, he is in my hand right?
Soft to touch.
Now, at that moment that I think I control it...
You know, he's mine
But it's a fake illusion.
You know, this is like in the "Backdraft" movie.
No one controls the fire.
So, he is ready.
I'm ready.
He is ready.
I shout...
42-58. Increase!
Landing.
Where are we?
You know how you and Diane slept together?
Yes.
Well, now you can not sleep together...
but you still sleep together...
never you get, like...
super horny?
And then, how horny?
I'll shut up now so I can hear your answer
Yes, Jack.
I want to hear your answer.
The answer is easy.
Oh, uh... "Lolita" will come back tomorrow
Same for "91/2 weeks" and ditto on "Wild Things".
Guys... I'll be a father.
Daddy doesn't get horny.
To kids at school, Jack and Diane have everything.
I mean, come on, their own apartment, stay up...
eat whatever they want...
plus Jack discount...
on R-rated films in the video store.
Hello! Checking reality.
School, practice, work, and Lamaze class?
It really starts to take casualties.
2, 4, 6, 8...
Lincol battle to declare it!
Fighting!
Lincoln! Fighting!
Blue 42! Blue 42!
Set...
Cottage!
All right, so they win.
B. F. D.
The best part is...
Diane really started looks like garbage
Diane?
Diane!
Huh?
What? Oh!
I'm under ice! I'm under ice!
Oh, man, that's strange.
Dream of another sex
- Wayne Gretzky - Three times in a row?
He's great.
God.
You have been robbed No, I'm already pregnant.
Di, are you okay?
We can pass a girl party this week.
Everything is good.
I only have a little problem...
reverses my wrinkle upside down.
Want us to help you pick up?
Don't Martha scares Stewart.
You don't like it, you try to become a pregnant teenager
Push up.
Oh, Jack.
Can I help you?
Get your loser donkey away from me.
Oh, my God, Jack.
Are you okay?
Diane.
Brendon! Go with them.
They are in a safe, human. Go away! Go away!
Who is Pak Duggan?
Mr. Duggan.
Do you want to open a safe?
Or do you want me?
Do whatever they want, Terry.
Take the key Take them
I'm confused.
Pappas knows bank robbers are surfers...
because he saw the tan line?
Luce, this is "Point Break".
Just shut up and see Keanu.
What will you do if you are in suspension?
Good...
I think I'm...
I will give them all the money they can continue...
and wish them a good life.
Because the Beatles are wrong.
Love is not what you need.
Love won't pay rent...
Iove won't buy my baby diaper...
and love really hell won't buy me...
new Dolce & Gabbana jeans When I lose my baby's weight.
We will soon be bankrupt...
and I'm just going to be another fat killer wearing chic jeans
OK, put the snickers down.
Let's kick here.
Wait a minute!
Freeze it! Freeze it!
Too much time.
Yes.
Can you imagine
Head of Conan in Keanu's body?
Unstoppable
No!
That's it! Bank robbery
A pile of big money and my little family to-be...
Can make our heads on the water.
God, I read about this.
This is called pregnancy madness.
Seeing...
I might be moody...
I might dare...
but I'm very sane
Think about that.
At school they tell us dreams can come true.
Right?
Right.
But they don't tell us how.
Thanks to Keanu...
I already know that.
Money makes your dreams come true
Listen, Kansas, I know you dream...
springing up your mother someday
Stop, you'll make me cry
If O.J. Experiment Teach us anything...
it teaches us that in America...
You can cut someone's head and still be found plain...
as long as you have enough money.
Your mother only shot a man.
And Cleo?
I know you dreamed an apartment of all skins...
with Conan.
I heard the school psychiatrist told women lunch
Hannah, you can give You share it with the church...
or maybe buy one of those hungry children...
that Sally Struthers advertises.
Or I can buy my own horse.
Or that.
Listen, you guys...
I just want to give the future for my baby I know my bank branch...
like the back My swollen hand.
I can open the safe in my sleep I entered
- Yes! - What?
I mean it. I'm in
This is the closest thing damn family I've ever had.
If one of us needs something, then we all do it
Stop it! This is crazy.
I joined too.
Cleo!
Kansas is right
We are like sisters.
We are closer than older sisters...
and you don't turn around your back to the family Come on, Luce.
People do it movies all the time.
And they were caught.
That's right.
So all we have to do is watch lots of movies...
and learn from their mistakes
You know, actually police aren't half-smart like Keanu.
Forget it.
I have a scholarship Harvard hangs over my head.
I will not take risks.
Conan goes to Harvard.
Lucy, are you sure is that a scholarship?
- No. - And if not?
Can you afford it? Go to Harvard
I don't know, maybe not.
So this isn't crazy, right?
- This is a sure bet - OK
Come on!
- Come on! - Please?
I think we are all in this case together.
But but!
We have to make a smart plan.
Of course. Of course.
OK, hand in
Alright.
We have to cross our hearts...
hoping to die...
attach dirty needle in our eyes...
that we will never, ever tell Jack
We all know he can't lie.
That's why he will make a great senator Cheerleaders kick...
We have two very cool guests...
and I will start with...
something I read in today's paper
This involves sex. Do you hear me?
Yes.
Yes, don't worry Not with me.
I feel really left out in a place that values...
physical skills more than mental acuity.
I can't wait until it all changes...
Once we get out in the real world
I will.
I really married Prince William Even if he's gay.
I mean, in England, everyone is kind of gay, right?
Even cigarettes are gay.
This film is amazing.
He cut the person's ear, and I mean you see everything
Bloody red hole...
Cleo, I've been vomiting twice today Can you get anything? relevant parts of the film?
Well, you know, they have nick names, like Mr Pink...
no part of "Heat" really applies...
to the grocery store bank branch robbery
What's the matter is happening here
Push up! I can explain
Diane, there's no reason...
not to take your prenatal vitamin.
I love you.
Cleo?
Will you call my name?
Ted.
Well, this is a laugh riot for the whole family...
and Tim Conway has just been funny as they came...
especially in scenes where...
Wait a minute.
You see "Apple Fucking Dumpling Gang"?
I only allowed "G" movies.
Am I the only one who cares about this?
I mean, at least I saw "Day Dog Day."
Excuse me.
Can you try to keep your voice down, please
We don't introduce anger into the womb How do you want me? to introduce my feet...
to your ass Kansas!
I'm sorry, Diane...
but I won't watch my dream fades...
because Virgin Mary is here...
think he can get the idea from kiddie movies
We are from us who have parents...
know they have rules because they care
Are you sure you want to go there? Maybe.
You guys!
How do you like that?
Diane Weston?
Kansas, stop!
Here.
God, we are sorry This is not active
I can't take battle...
backstabbing, open hostility
We don't act like cheerleader
We act like a bunch of noble girls.
I'm sorry I started this.
At, it's not your fault
We all want to do this.
Seeing...
Maybe I can watch PG movies.
I'll just say I'm...
counting dirty words for Sunday school
It's okay, Hannah.
It's ridiculous to think that we can learn...
robbing a bank from watching a movie
Sex You can learn from movies.
But robbery?
Forget it.
Besides...
TV Land has a "Small House the Prairie" marathon...
and the galls are made Carrie baby beds...
from the dresser drawer.
I think I can do that God!
The baby has two heads.
These are twins!
I'm not just super fat Oh, okay, we're not done with this The babies will have a good start in life.
With the actual cradle... one that costs as hit load.
We will learn how to rob a bank...
by the only person who really knows how to do it:
Criminals
I will visit my mother.
You don't see anything like your photo
Grandma and Grandfather sent you picture of a neighbor girl
They don't want you too...
exit and join kidnap me
Thank you God.
I started thinking I killed the wrong person.
So, what did you come here for
To tell me how much you hate me
I don't hate you I need your help.
Well, what about hell? Can I help you?
My friend is pregnant.
Before You?
Yes I know. That's what I say too.
Um, anyway...
we want to help him some money for babies...
by robbing a bank
Well, damn fire, Kansas.
That's the sweetest I've heard
But we can't do it find out how...
You know how to do it.
So you need my help?
God.
This is what you ask me for help doing your homework
Hey, Mink.
Come here.
Kansas, I want you to meet someone special
Jesus Christ, Mother.
As my life isn't big pile of crap...
Because you are here
Now I have to add "Q. My mother is a dyke," too?
Shut up, you little shit.
Don't "damn my mouth". I'm out of here.
Hey wait. Sit.
Now, I'm sorry.
Mom is a little over amped...
did not get his home page time this morning.
no if that's what you think
He is a specialist...
at the bank.
The theme of some sweet skirts you got there
Oh thank you!
Actually, they are uniform We are cheerleaders.
You must be.
Excuse me.
Alright, tomorrow tomorrow...
we have a visit with our favorite aunt.
Listen, rob a bank like pulling a trick.
You must remain in control...
know how far you will go to get the dough...
and always include rubber for yourself
You know what I mean.
Hey, and you have to do it day after Christmas
Why?
The bank has no holidays pickup, so the dome is full.
Besides that, everyone is at home eatin 'left overs...
and defeat their children.
Very? Are you cell friends with him?
God. He is my hero!
What does he tell you what is the man's home letter like?
You have to buy your Gats from Terminator
Tell him Itchy sent you.
And Gats?
Weapons, cuties.
You listen to Carol, pussycat.
Go to rent "National Velvet".
It's got some awesome plunge in it.
I will write it down.
So, even though their father said...
Don't get out of the car until I come back with help...
They know the sheriff sounds when he shouts...
Run to my voice And don't look back!
The twins did what he said...
but at the last second...
they turn around and see mental patients who have escaped...
bouncing their father's head on the car
They jump!
It's just gas, sweetie.
What are you working on?
Only a few girly items for the squad
Now, whoever comes out alive...
ask the authorities to check in the crawl space
Kansas, you should never judge a book by its cover
I think there is an exception for each rule
Can I help you
You are the terminator
Have you come here? to destroy my ball?
Huh?
Well, I kill insects to make a living.
If God does not defeat you for that.
No, wait, um...
We are a "A" squad from Lincoln High school.
So, uh...
So, we were told You can fix us.
Fix it.
Very.
Yes, Itchy sent us.
He did it, right?
How is the old girl?
It must be old Yes, that's my itch How much?
Uh...
Um, well...
Each of us might want one, so...
We take 5.
5 must do it
Alright.
And, uh, how much ammunition do you want?
Ammo?
How many bullets do you need?
Oh, bullets.
No bullets
geez. This is only to scare people.
Like around-off back Whip spring hand back double full
You never really used it.
You only want the opposing team to know you have it GOOD.
- $ 1,500 cash. - What?
You're wrong with the pesky bug zapper
Obviously it's a little more than our budget will allow
Um, basically, we're looking for for something around $ 200.
Okay, why don't you say that
For 200, I get some good rubber bands good...
and some sharp nails behind.
I think I have 5 of them. They come in pastel colors.
Why don't you wait for there...
and let me go presents for you
They are 1,500 in cash on the barrel You took it or you left it.
Now, what does the agreement want you make...
if I say you will go to go tell the police...
you sell illegal weapons
For minors!
For underage girls!
Then I'd have to kill you to do it
Alright...
nice to meet you
Be careful.
Let's go, you guys.
Hold it there.
You can.
We don't go to tell anyone Maybe we can make a deal.
Listen, friend...
we will not trade sex for weapons.
Except Cleo...
Kansas!
I have a daughter
And she always dreamed of being a cheerleader
Aw.
Tell me what I will do.
If you put him in your squad...
and I mean putting it in the squad...
Don't make it transport it your pompom...
You gave him something to do...
then I will give you a weapon.
You're kidding me.
Hey, Fern!
Ferns, come here!
He comes out and sucks the tank again It only takes a second to close the cyanide hose.
Honey!
Oh, there he is.
This is my baby Ferns, meet best new friends
We will be back soon.
Don't take too long
Let's breathe exercise, should we
Is Jack upset because of that he can't be here
We succeeded.
Doing good, baby Let's remember our focal point.
Okay, don't stop now Come on, we will succeed, baby. Come on.
How sad people are.
GOOD...
Even with all our savings...
it's still only 654
Is that it?
Hey, I even brought my parents foster children.
Philippe's trip to collect rice...
without pants this month
OK, wait a minute. Hold it.
Now, what do we do? before the big match
Use the bathroom...
because port-a-potties on dirty field
My fault.
What do we do that allows us to be as big as we are?
I personally think how is Conan...
started as an author, then...
We practice.
That's right. Exercise makes perfect.
I am practicing to have a baby now.
If we do practical work...
we will not only get experience...
but we will also get the money we need weapons.
I have a perfect job...
and I have to pee, so help me
Hello. How much do you want
Seven.
- Hi. - Hello How much?
Two, please
Oops!
You can, help me with him
What kind of food? are they serving us...
if they can turn around a prof at 200 dollars?
Uh, Fern?
Yes?
No more filling the tank before practicing, okay
GOOD.
So, you know, Are you?
Anorexic or bulimic?
Only skinny
Don't make me hate you.
Alright, let's go
My grandfather and grandmother returned from dinner at 4:30.
Ready?
GOOD!
What's the matter...
Oh no!
He is our Ikea.
How many signs do we need.
We shouldn't to do this.
Listen, maybe Lucy is right.
Maybe this is a sign.
Kansas?
Are you there?
Yeah, Grandma. Me and the squad.
Are you girls talking about boys?
Practicing kissing your hand?
Yes, you caught us
Oh, alright then I will put some cakes...
on the stairs for you girls
Thank you, it will be great.
You understand the big retarded girl...
there with you
Uh huh, yes, grandma
Then I'll throw some more treats on the plate.
He didn't mean that.
He lost a little of the old filter with the last scratch.
Where do I smoke?
Oh, I will have it for you right before it is "touched by an angel".
Don't worry You are damned well.
Oh, this is great. What are we doing?
Threatening people with a trunkful part?
I'm sorry, you guys When you're facing South American rebels...
You have to take what you can get
This is trunkful nonsense.
Excuse me, are you guys? know what I don't see here
What?
I don't see a problem.
I see a big big craft project...
sit right in front of me.
So, Kansas, get some glue...
some recordings, and a nail file.
Meanwhile, the most important thing in my life...
will happen soon.
Join us "A" and "B" cheerleader players...
with respect to winter sports!
Winter sports rally is only, like...
biggest cheerleader this year's event
I've been practicing for months.
This is my big chance to show the whole school...
that I really belong to in the "A" squad.
I just want to say, which is usually,
I'm a great skater.
Some homo are jealous, who will remain nameless...
obviously sabotaging my shoes.
I'm really humiliated...
In front of the whole body of the student.
Talk about adding insult to injury...
at the last minute, Diane Finland put...
the mutant monkey girl on the pyramid!
Yes!
No way!
This destroys the whole afterlife.
Ask anyone Conan O'Brien...
Conan O'Brien...
Conan O'Brien. Conan O'Brien...
Come on, Cleo.
We won't waste it this week's question...
to the underworld in Conan
Who made one-question-one week rules anyway?
It's in the Bible, , just close it.
OK, okay Here it is...
What is the day? after Christmas...
the best day for theft?
Yes!
Girl, numerology confirms it too Look!
Likewise "Warrior luck".
A nice day to go out the ball on offensive.
Then it's time for my mom now
Be careful. Have fun. The ski mask has finished.
Use this mask to fight strength...
and never bends in the bathroom.
Hey, Diane, you can do that Mood-swing Betty.
Hannah, you Virgin Betty...
with the choice of horse and saddle
And ferns, you can...
Oh, God, we forgot Fern.
Oh, it's okay
My mother and the girls only Take them for theft.
Not a private matter.
Hey, I have to entertain with you guys I am happier than Make-A-Wish child at Disneyland.
Well, we will all sign your yearbook This, take mine
Listen, I don't know how to tell you...
but I got my scholarship
I can't go through this
You broke the National High School...
Cheerleading Promise Association...
loyalty and conformity.
I will turn in my pompom after Christmas
You know, you guys are crazy if you don't think the villain will...
I'm happy to turn you for a package from Lucky's.
Oh yeah!
Well, unlike you, the villain...
swear, and they remain with him.
You don't mess with with others on...
and you never mess with your child
I'm sorry, Diane.
Fight against strength!
1, 2, 3!
God!
Oh dear...
Next Christmas...
I'm a diamond in it
I don't know what to say.
Well, say you love me I love you.
I love you too.
Oh, God, this is mine.
This is very lame. It's not romantic or anything.
No, no, no, bro. I will like it.
Ah, gift certificate!
For a new catjob on GTO.
Yes, I'm thinking that maybe you want...
to change the color after Christmas
Wow...
Do you like it?
I sold the car to buy you the ring
Are you kidding me?
No!
We don't have a car.
No.
Oh! Oh, honey Beloved...
Kansas, listen to me Jack sells our vacation car.
This is some fucking "Gift of the Magi".
Oops, Mommy is sorry, sweet pea.
Swear the surest way to...
Oh, shit!
Mother's needs a holiday car
Occupy!
We can't stop!
The brakes are bad!
Come on, Kansas, let's go fast!
Fern, you have to do it slowly.
Oh, dear God... please don't let us run in Kansas.
Helping!
Enter! Fast!
The brakes are broken.
Take my hand, Kansas. Come on, Kansas!
Come on, try it.
God!
Anyone carrying Next repair of underwear?
Who are you?
That damn Bionic woman?
I just pulled it, and it came from.
Good, this is great.
Now we have to enter through the front door.
Listen, this is not my fault.
Hey! Allah, rule number 1:
You never took off the mask, You heard me?
No matter what happens, You never take off the mask.
I'm sorry, Kansas.
Oh! Lord, no
Rule number 2: There is no name.
There's no damn name, you hinder.
For God's sake, White Meatballs Betty.
I am not aware of regulations coming into effect...
before we enter the supermarket.
Now, use your head, stalker Betty Betty, stop it.
The best squad is one who hopes for the best...
and prepare for the worst. National High School...
Cheerleading Head of association letter
Now, let's handle it.
We are ready, we are ready...
and this will happen the best bank robbery ever...... because...
Cheerleaders kick...
This is me.
Lucy?
What do you want?
I want to help. I am part of this squad.
Oh no.
You have committed the highest sin You left your squad to be with a man
And that person own devil...
because only the devil turns you against your sister
Let's go.
What is this?
Get on the ground now!
We have tape. Don't worry about that.
I say down!
Alright, eh Hello?
Yes. Excuse me. Yes, hi.
Umm, are you robbing? supermarket...
or bank branch?
Bank.
OK, so...
do you want to everyone down...
or only people in the bank?
- All of you! - Bank branch!
- Bank Branch! - All of you!
Will you shut up I'll handle this
Only bank branches
Everyone else, just go about your business
Damn, this doesn't work Everyone
That is an illegal derivative.
God.
String pompom "A".
Keep your eyes on the ground
This is good
How are we?
Fast. Big bills, big bills.
This is bullshit!
That's what this is.
Dirt!
I'm fine here Lasts.
I won't let some pieces of dirt...
Betty's doll tells me what to do
There is no Bob sire.
Freeze or meet Jesus, jerk!
Never use God's children names in vain...
around this section in U.S. A.
What's the matter?
Uh, I forgot to tell you
Sometimes when rebels take a gun from a corpse...
a few rounds of life left in the clip
It's nice to hear that.
Christ is a cracker.
All right, you guys, let's go
I live here at the scene from today...
bank robbery that is very unusual...
talking to an eyewitness
Can you please tell us a little...
about what happened here today?
Yes. Actually, you're talking for the right person...
because I proof is running
GOOD. One of them steps right on...
This is important, friend.
Hello? Can you mess up... for printing? This is important.
I can't believe you standing there, you idiot!
Wait, wait, I forgot.
I have this. This is very important...
That's very good. Thank you for your time.
Well, as you can see, this crime is here today...
affects people very seriously
If you have never heard of it:
Today, 5 Betty is pregnant dolls robbing a bank.
Can you believe this
We are like celebrities.
It's better to enjoy it now.
Because tomorrow a little the child falls into the well
and we are nothing but the memory is far away.
Disginer is incinerated.
Oh, bad news, Di.
There is one thing we want can't fit in the stove.
God.
Oh, you guys!
Thank you. Oh!
Can you believe we did it?
I mean...
We succeed.
We really did it.
I think no can be predicted...
that bullshit is almost o'clock.
I mean, the only person cares about, thinking about...
or discussed is the robbery.
Judging by the way robber practically flies...
to spray paint security cameras...
I think it's an Asian gang.
Yes. Because as a person...
they tend to be quite small and very acrobatic.
Only that is needed.
The next thing you know...
Dim sum Charlie is transported for interrogation.
From there, the city alone It seems like the ape is exposed.
That's it! There he is!
It spreads faster than cancer...
on the girls' swimming team.
Someone at Lincoln will do it Say something like...
They dress like a group...
doll freakin 'Betty, for... sake.
They have this... little voice...
and only a bunch of... damn queers...
will shoot a union hat
Suddenly...
This is in "Jerry Springer".
This is very big.
And welcome to the event. Today, we will meet...
more and more from transvestites...
who doesn't like dressing like a woman
They like to dress up as a pregnant woman.
Eric Karros...
It feels like the whole country has gone down...
with Betty's doll fever.
Left drive up wall left field...
be waiting Mr. Bettys.
And then it finally happens...
when I have already waiting
Dip a little nonsense...
finally followed up on my proof
Hi. I'm Kurt Loder with MTV News Brief.
The authorities now believe in a group of teenage girls...
is responsible for the robbery of the doll bank Betty.
Look forward to my interview with Alanis Morissette...
on the negative influence of Betty's doll...
to young girls, right after this.
Hello?
That's Lucy. Lucy goes to the police.
Remember, Kansas.
Every time you finger point...
you have three more points back to you
He is a weak tit in this mama cat...
from the beginning.
- That you? - Yeah. Hold it.
Just call me later
I have to get some smoking for my grandmother
Don't use large bills.
For one pack of cigs? I will use the food stamp.
Hello?
We die They showed this prison film to my teen group on Sunday
Hannah...
No, it's not like that the prison we see
All of these women have shaved their heads...
because they get fleas from The dirty life they live.
Oh no. I'm going to be someone's bald ***!
Oops Wait a minute.
Hello?
Di? This is Luce.
Kansas just called and said he would scare me.
Then I heard coughs and thuds and Kansas had to go.
I think her grandmother has another heart attack
Anyway, why? does he want to scare me?
He thinks you went to the police
What? That's crazy.
Why did I leave? to the police
Relax. I have to get it.
See you tomorrow.
Hello?
My Sunday school teacher said that in prison...
woman pushing stick broom up your...
Hold.
Yes?
Hello?
No, this is Diane. I think You have the wrong number.
Oops That's me Must go.
Wrong number? Not!
Hello?
In, I'm just calling to say...
Conan talked about us again last night
Thank you, Cleo. See you tomorrow.
Morning sun.
Remember, except for morning sickness...
dazzling back pain...
and embarrassing unexpected gas...
this is the best day your life, so far
Hey, hey, hey. Not so fast.
Following your dreams is not a crime
Nobody suspects you.
Nobody has a clue.
Someone didn't take a shower today?
Hey, Lisa, are you running? Carmen Electra last summer?
No.
Oh, because of that It looks like you have...
some of her breasts to you.
This is just coming from...
National High School Cheerleading Association.
You might want to find it...
before you try again cradle dismounts...
from double-based partner stunts...
the one above the shoulder stands level without using 3 catchers.
What did he say? How does he know?
FBI. FBI. Freezing!
Sorry to bother you, ma'am, but will this take a long time?
It's a game night.
front face
Are you sure they can't see us?
One-way mirror, Mom.
Under "Law & Order," they get to make one phone call
I need to call the fat from my baby This is mushrooms. Leave that.
There is nothing I can do just do it. Hello?
Lisa, this is Diane. We have to talk.
And that's why I'm going forward.
can you see it all proof...
points to Diane and the "A" squad.
Oh, of course.
Your testimony will prove in valuable...
Unfortunately, is not them They all waited on the outskirts of my city that day...
while I met supermarket for some cash.
Well, it's better to go.
No one can progress by sitting behind them
Hey! Here!
What is he doing here?
Come on.
I don't understand, Lisa.
Why did you tell the police? that we are with you
Listen, you guys, failure to plan...
is the plan for failure We need an alibi.
What's in it for him?
Well, the "A" squad is running to need a new captain soon
Seeing! If it's not for my alibi...
You will all go to college with correspondence
Get away from me!
Diane!
God, roll a window!
Sorry, it just slipped out.
GOOD!
It's funny how things went well in the end.
Diane looks in the pompom...
and I am new "A" team captain.
After all, National High School Cheerleading Association...
rule number one: Always standing behind...
fellow cheerleader...
especially when they are 7 months pregnant,
locked in a retaining tank, and looking at 15 lives.
Actually, I made the last bit a little...
but you know what I mean.