1 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 2 00:00:18,585 --> 00:00:20,075 Single file 3 00:00:20,153 --> 00:00:22,348 Keep going right from the line 4 00:00:23,123 --> 00:00:24,522 Use your time. 5 00:00:24,591 --> 00:00:26,616 Look carefully. 6 00:00:27,460 --> 00:00:29,985 Hey, um, are you sure they can't see us? 7 00:00:30,063 --> 00:00:32,031 One-way mirror, Mom. 8 00:00:32,799 --> 00:00:36,462 Images, in 3... 2... 1. 9 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:18,676 A heinous crime has been done here 10 00:01:18,945 --> 00:01:20,630 If you decide that's your testimony 11 00:01:20,665 --> 00:01:22,280 can endanger your personal security 12 00:01:22,315 --> 00:01:25,250 Look, Sipowicz I said I will tell you everything. 13 00:01:25,552 --> 00:01:26,753 I just hope we can finish this... 14 00:01:26,788 --> 00:01:28,721 before menopause enters 15 00:01:30,890 --> 00:01:33,381 Let's start with that one think he's bullshit doesn't smell... 16 00:01:33,693 --> 00:01:35,593 Diane Weston. 17 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:39,330 She's like a fucking child poster for high school 18 00:01:40,767 --> 00:01:42,166 Morning sun. 19 00:01:42,235 --> 00:01:45,170 Remember, this is the best day of your life So far. 20 00:01:47,740 --> 00:01:48,968 He is the captain of the "A" team. 21 00:01:49,242 --> 00:01:50,941 He stole the title from me. 22 00:01:50,976 --> 00:01:52,641 You have to collect it with it. 23 00:01:52,979 --> 00:01:54,207 Alright, girl let's take it from above. 24 00:01:54,314 --> 00:01:56,908 And one, and two, and one, and two... 25 00:01:57,917 --> 00:02:00,511 Hi, Bruce. 26 00:02:00,587 --> 00:02:01,738 You look cute. 27 00:02:01,773 --> 00:02:02,928 Tommy Hilfiger. 28 00:02:02,963 --> 00:02:04,083 I hope The fourth year is charm. 29 00:02:04,324 --> 00:02:06,189 Out of my way, gay... I wake up Lisa... what are you 30 00:02:06,860 --> 00:02:09,385 31 00:02:11,264 --> 00:02:14,233 32 00:02:17,203 --> 00:02:19,034 33 00:02:19,372 --> 00:02:20,202 34 00:02:20,273 --> 00:02:22,070 35 00:02:22,142 --> 00:02:23,975 36 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:27,070 37 00:02:27,647 --> 00:02:29,781 38 00:02:29,816 --> 00:02:33,752 39 00:02:34,053 --> 00:02:37,181 40 00:02:37,524 --> 00:02:39,858 41 00:02:39,893 --> 00:02:42,259 42 00:02:42,362 --> 00:02:43,495 43 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:45,663 44 00:02:45,698 --> 00:02:49,532 45 00:02:51,104 --> 00:02:53,638 The truth is, they are so close... 46 00:02:53,673 --> 00:02:58,474 they all get their monthly visits from Bibi Rose at the same time. 47 00:02:58,678 --> 00:03:00,145 This one is Hannah Wald. 48 00:03:00,213 --> 00:03:03,910 He is like this Christian Don't talk too much 49 00:03:04,017 --> 00:03:05,585 The fact is, if he's not rather beautiful... 50 00:03:05,620 --> 00:03:08,577 You will leave, "Hey, who is thrt?" 51 00:03:08,788 --> 00:03:10,915 Then there is Cleo Miller. 52 00:03:11,057 --> 00:03:13,924 Number one: Not real C cup. 53 00:03:14,060 --> 00:03:15,527 I've been in the locker room. 54 00:03:15,662 --> 00:03:17,596 And number two... 55 00:03:18,631 --> 00:03:20,565 he must see school shrinking 56 00:03:20,633 --> 00:03:25,434 She's really obsessed with with Conan O'Brien. 57 00:03:26,272 --> 00:03:27,637 Dream? 58 00:03:28,107 --> 00:03:32,168 Do you mean like where I am Apartment all of Conan's skin? 59 00:03:33,279 --> 00:03:35,110 I mean, I don't know if he has it... 60 00:03:35,181 --> 00:03:37,115 But because that's a dream. 61 00:03:37,617 --> 00:03:42,020 And suddenly, we buck-naker and all oiled up. 62 00:03:42,655 --> 00:03:44,551 I don't know where oil comes from... 63 00:03:44,586 --> 00:03:46,448 But, once again, That's why it's a dream. 64 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:50,257 Then, there's Kansas Hill, Bad seed is original 65 00:03:50,897 --> 00:03:54,025 A blue collared bitch child, I always get this one. 66 00:03:54,133 --> 00:03:56,369 His mouth can stop a bull is hot 67 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:58,105 He got his nut brain from his mother Look, Kansas mother has been jailed... 68 00:03:58,140 --> 00:03:59,806 since days he was born 69 00:03:59,841 --> 00:04:02,172 70 00:04:02,375 --> 00:04:05,558 She's just lying there, in labor with Kansas... 71 00:04:05,593 --> 00:04:08,741 when he heard something happened in the next bed 72 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:13,352 It turns out that Kansas's father took the nurse's temperature Stay with me. I try to be smooth. 73 00:04:14,587 --> 00:04:17,317 After all, he whips out a shotgun... 74 00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:19,874 and blow his ass to the kingdom coming 75 00:04:19,909 --> 00:04:22,258 So, he succeeded life without parole... 76 00:04:22,328 --> 00:04:24,429 and now Kansas lives with his grandparents. 77 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:26,694 Then there's Lucy. 78 00:04:26,766 --> 00:04:28,427 Amazing geek. 79 00:04:28,601 --> 00:04:30,330 The left brain is running. 80 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:32,028 He should have it IQ genius... 81 00:04:32,105 --> 00:04:34,407 but actually... 82 00:04:34,442 --> 00:04:35,740 83 00:04:35,775 --> 00:04:39,506 She's obsessive-compulsive a little weird 84 00:04:40,513 --> 00:04:42,777 All right, handle it, ladies. 85 00:04:46,152 --> 00:04:47,652 Today, we will cheer loudly... 86 00:04:47,687 --> 00:04:50,383 high jump, and looks beautiful because... 87 00:04:50,456 --> 00:04:52,424 Cheerleaders kick... 88 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:54,294 Now, let's go, Because no one can advance... 89 00:04:54,329 --> 00:04:56,125 by sitting behind them 90 00:04:58,431 --> 00:05:00,399 The school year starts as usual 91 00:05:00,500 --> 00:05:03,049 The principal smith gave his talk. 92 00:05:03,084 --> 00:05:05,599 If you are approached to buy medicines... 93 00:05:05,738 --> 00:05:09,299 Let someone you trust know. 94 00:05:09,842 --> 00:05:14,779 If... You are thinking... or something else... 95 00:05:14,947 --> 00:05:16,710 let someone know 96 00:05:16,949 --> 00:05:19,213 97 00:05:19,686 --> 00:05:22,985 If it burns when you urinate... 98 00:05:23,222 --> 00:05:24,956 has milk seepage... 99 00:05:24,991 --> 00:05:28,256 or being touched by uncle... 100 00:05:29,162 --> 00:05:31,392 let someone know 101 00:05:33,833 --> 00:05:35,099 Come on, you guys! 102 00:05:35,134 --> 00:05:38,035 Let's hear for the Lincoln "A" squad! 103 00:05:40,206 --> 00:05:42,299 "A" squad? Right. 104 00:05:42,375 --> 00:05:45,078 I did a better dance in elementary school 105 00:05:45,113 --> 00:05:47,376 It really burned my toast. 106 00:06:24,784 --> 00:06:27,981 Now, I know it's my job to give all the facts. 107 00:06:28,421 --> 00:06:31,322 So, I have to say that their cheers are blowing... 108 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:33,916 like bulimia after christmas dinner 109 00:06:37,764 --> 00:06:39,297 They blatantly ignore... 110 00:06:39,332 --> 00:06:41,467 for National High School Cheerleading Association... 111 00:06:41,502 --> 00:06:43,492 Rules make me sick. 112 00:06:44,771 --> 00:06:46,932 Basket throws flips and wool falls pyramid... 113 00:06:47,006 --> 00:06:50,066 more than two high people are strictly prohibited Yes! 114 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:55,211 I made a full report and sent it in. 115 00:06:55,848 --> 00:06:58,339 Hey! Go on, Lincoln! 116 00:07:16,836 --> 00:07:20,294 Hey! Go on, Lincoln! 117 00:07:20,506 --> 00:07:23,498 Hey... go... Lincoln! 118 00:07:24,410 --> 00:07:27,174 And finally, it's time we've all been waiting... 119 00:07:27,814 --> 00:07:30,874 Transferring from Truman College... 120 00:07:30,983 --> 00:07:33,474 new star quarterback... 121 00:07:33,586 --> 00:07:35,611 from us Mighty Fightin 'Lincolns 122 00:07:35,721 --> 00:07:39,122 Jack Bartlett! 123 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:41,259 That's when Jack and Diane meet. 124 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:42,886 125 00:07:42,962 --> 00:07:45,055 Nobody saw it coming... 126 00:07:45,164 --> 00:07:47,394 especially not Jack. 127 00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:04,949 Jack is fine. 128 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:07,585 Oh, he's fine. 129 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,967 It feels like that he is a bar of chocolate... 130 00:08:10,002 --> 00:08:12,215 and the whole school is on lap. 131 00:08:12,558 --> 00:08:14,651 Everyone wants a piece of him. 132 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:16,921 Jack Bartlett. 133 00:08:23,536 --> 00:08:26,699 Is Jack Bartlett interested in me 134 00:08:27,373 --> 00:08:30,243 Sorry... can someone else please run the board 135 00:08:30,278 --> 00:08:31,509 This is scary, it's wrong... 136 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:32,958 and that is contrary to the teachings 137 00:08:32,993 --> 00:08:34,373 from my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. 138 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:37,109 Hannah, in order to be real answers from the underworld... 139 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,413 You must have a Christian virgin running board 140 00:08:39,485 --> 00:08:41,885 Your type is pure heart Satan will not bother with you. 141 00:08:41,954 --> 00:08:43,855 All right, technically... 142 00:08:43,890 --> 00:08:45,414 I don't think I'm still a virgin again. 143 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:46,290 What! 144 00:08:46,325 --> 00:08:48,259 In the church camp this summer 145 00:08:48,327 --> 00:08:49,851 I'm pretty sure I have... 146 00:08:49,929 --> 00:08:51,988 You know, my first orgasm. 147 00:08:52,064 --> 00:08:52,797 Hold. 148 00:08:52,832 --> 00:08:55,067 Every sentence that starts with, "In the Church camp... 149 00:08:55,102 --> 00:08:56,534 does not lead to a large" O ". 150 00:08:56,569 --> 00:08:58,904 always makes me hot. 151 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:01,240 152 00:09:01,275 --> 00:09:03,606 153 00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:07,880 Well, I want to know what happened. 154 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:09,733 All right, one night around sunset... 155 00:09:09,768 --> 00:09:11,551 I go riding horses with the nuns They leave every night. 156 00:09:11,586 --> 00:09:12,984 And we run pretty hard, you know 157 00:09:13,252 --> 00:09:15,413 Suddenly, I feel... 158 00:09:15,555 --> 00:09:17,750 I feel just super alive, do you know? 159 00:09:18,024 --> 00:09:20,288 Maybe I'll just ask the question itself 160 00:09:22,161 --> 00:09:24,891 Is Jack Bartlett interested in me 161 00:09:26,465 --> 00:09:29,195 He is. 162 00:09:31,771 --> 00:09:33,033 Hey bro, is this, like in? 163 00:09:37,343 --> 00:09:39,573 Okay, I'm here to announce my nomination... 164 00:09:40,212 --> 00:09:42,949 for homecoming queens 165 00:09:42,984 --> 00:09:44,917 166 00:09:45,184 --> 00:09:48,176 Uh, I planned to spread the world on 4-H. 167 00:09:48,521 --> 00:09:50,113 All about cattle, humans... 168 00:09:50,289 --> 00:09:51,722 Listen, I'll be honest with you Most of us realize that we don't do it has the chance of a prostitute... 169 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:54,209 in heaven with Jack, today from prospective speakers 170 00:09:54,244 --> 00:09:56,662 Youth... 171 00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:57,990 and agriculture. 172 00:09:58,898 --> 00:10:00,388 4- H, 4-H rule! 173 00:10:00,633 --> 00:10:03,124 Thank you, sir. 174 00:10:08,841 --> 00:10:10,604 Good work. 175 00:10:10,876 --> 00:10:12,503 Um, like... as A-V Club nominee... 176 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:15,804 I think, for... for the first time in 50 years... 177 00:10:15,881 --> 00:10:19,681 uh, we have to... we have to say no 178 00:10:19,986 --> 00:10:21,886 179 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:24,851 We have to... we have to say no for soccer players as kings 180 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:28,657 Choosing a brain above brawn... 181 00:10:53,419 --> 00:10:55,154 This is the first time for most of us... 182 00:10:55,189 --> 00:10:56,849 even heard Jack talking. 183 00:10:56,989 --> 00:10:58,547 Thank you, wow. 184 00:10:59,725 --> 00:11:01,283 We were not disappointed. 185 00:11:01,360 --> 00:11:03,351 OK, guys... Hi friends... 186 00:11:03,629 --> 00:11:05,221 All right, will you shut up for a while? 187 00:11:06,165 --> 00:11:07,632 I'm just kidding. 188 00:11:10,803 --> 00:11:13,904 Alright, I just thought was really rock... 189 00:11:13,939 --> 00:11:17,238 what my soccer team chose as their candidate, you know. 190 00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:20,811 Yes! 191 00:11:20,846 --> 00:11:22,647 We love you, Jack! 192 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,650 Well, I love you too, Lunch for women 193 00:11:26,819 --> 00:11:29,549 I just want to say that there are only 3 things I want in life: 194 00:11:29,822 --> 00:11:32,222 One day become a senator from this great country... 195 00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:36,751 I want to lead Mighty Fightin fights' 196 00:11:36,829 --> 00:11:38,797 for victory in the homecoming match 197 00:11:39,999 --> 00:11:41,660 Alright! 198 00:11:43,836 --> 00:11:45,069 And, uh... 199 00:11:45,104 --> 00:11:46,405 I want to go for homecoming dance... 200 00:11:46,440 --> 00:11:48,134 with Diane Weston. 201 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:16,881 Ugh, they are like friggin 'Barbie and Ken... 202 00:12:16,916 --> 00:12:19,296 but without pink Corvette remote control. 203 00:12:19,438 --> 00:12:21,140 Last night, people left, like... 204 00:12:21,175 --> 00:12:23,700 Oh, they are the perfect partner They are very cute. 205 00:12:23,976 --> 00:12:26,035 206 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,446 I'm sure it gave hitting the Internet... 207 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:30,816 something to talk about besides Agent Scully... 208 00:12:30,851 --> 00:12:32,784 and their newest wet dream. 209 00:12:35,121 --> 00:12:37,282 Now, I'm not a gossip... 210 00:12:41,327 --> 00:12:45,058 But I think Jack and Diane So close, so fast... 211 00:12:45,131 --> 00:12:47,759 because they found how much they both love... 212 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:49,767 soccer. 213 00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:52,196 Man, do they love? their football 214 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:55,729 Hey Ho Come on! 215 00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:57,875 Hey, ho... 216 00:12:57,910 --> 00:12:59,639 I don't know about "hey"... 217 00:12:59,712 --> 00:13:02,044 but "ho" is right on money. 218 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:03,314 If they ask... 219 00:13:03,349 --> 00:13:05,317 I can easily help them out... 220 00:13:05,352 --> 00:13:07,068 with some new material. 221 00:13:07,103 --> 00:13:08,785 Green 88! Green 88! 222 00:13:09,922 --> 00:13:11,549 Set, hut. 223 00:13:42,354 --> 00:13:47,883 I love you. 224 00:13:48,260 --> 00:13:53,129 I love you. 225 00:14:03,309 --> 00:14:06,176 Seducing! Woo, yes! 226 00:14:09,648 --> 00:14:11,445 Yeah dear. 227 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:18,789 Now, it's true about here... 228 00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:21,088 is actually a bad luck place stating to hit the fan. 229 00:14:21,627 --> 00:14:23,162 Don't worry, I'll clean this up a little... 230 00:14:23,197 --> 00:14:25,153 if I have to appear in court. 231 00:14:26,232 --> 00:14:28,393 Especially if we are on TV court 232 00:14:33,272 --> 00:14:35,832 Ha, well, there's a Christmas card Oh! Oh, hey, Jack... 233 00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:39,071 why don't you go bright fire under Diane, huh? 234 00:14:39,144 --> 00:14:41,747 235 00:14:41,782 --> 00:14:43,271 Heh, I'm on it, Mr Weston. 236 00:14:43,349 --> 00:14:44,816 Alright! 237 00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:46,652 Saying, Where is my attitude? 238 00:14:46,687 --> 00:14:47,484 I'm Dee Dee. 239 00:14:47,519 --> 00:14:49,817 You can remember me because of my double Ds! 240 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:51,857 Oh, that's not it Show them! 241 00:14:52,591 --> 00:14:54,718 And I'm Diane's father, Dennis. 242 00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:58,194 Now, don't try after that one of my screwdrivers, okay? 243 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:02,390 So, who wants pig in a blanket? 244 00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:11,710 Excuse me, Vendela, Have you ever seen Diane? 245 00:15:13,244 --> 00:15:14,673 for the homecoming dance tonight. 246 00:15:20,619 --> 00:15:22,211 Oh dear. 247 00:15:26,025 --> 00:15:28,391 Now, I'm obviously not there the night they all meet 248 00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:31,987 But I'm sure it's a super goober fest 249 00:15:32,164 --> 00:15:35,327 Your Jack is a heck of a good football player I don't know how he can concentrate... 250 00:15:35,401 --> 00:15:37,130 with Diane cantikmu cheering on the side line. 251 00:15:37,202 --> 00:15:41,104 Gosh, Look at that. 252 00:15:48,047 --> 00:15:49,412 Look at both. 253 00:15:49,481 --> 00:15:51,972 Alright. Hold it. 254 00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:52,850 I have already an announcement to make 255 00:15:52,058 --> 00:15:54,250 Diane and I, uh... 256 00:15:55,054 --> 00:15:57,545 No! Yes! 257 00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,787 Oh, how surprised! 258 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,602 But, well... 259 00:16:11,670 --> 00:16:12,870 Not before I have our baby 260 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,896 So, when your father said... 261 00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:21,612 I don't want to see your face facing again... 262 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,377 Do you think it means "Forever Forever... 263 00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:27,512 264 00:16:27,686 --> 00:16:30,018 or only until your mother wakes up? 265 00:16:30,089 --> 00:16:31,681 I don't know And what is the sound that he made... 266 00:16:32,257 --> 00:16:33,588 right before he hit the ground 267 00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:35,718 Well, if I have to guess... 268 00:16:38,764 --> 00:16:41,756 I will say that, that is the voice of a mother... 269 00:16:42,401 --> 00:16:45,199 say goodbye to his son... 270 00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:47,761 and hello to that young man... 271 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:49,873 who will become a father himself. 272 00:16:49,908 --> 00:16:52,570 Jack, you know what I see here 273 00:16:54,046 --> 00:16:57,846 Spit from your father I see flowers. 274 00:16:58,050 --> 00:16:59,881 And you know, even the most beautiful flowers... 275 00:17:01,053 --> 00:17:02,816 still growing from dirt. 276 00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:05,824 Yes. 277 00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:08,054 278 00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:09,684 279 00:17:09,795 --> 00:17:11,763 And while we're knee deep in it now... 280 00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,631 and things that might appear are quite smelly... 281 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:15,997 in the long run... 282 00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:18,366 will grow stronger than this. 283 00:17:19,138 --> 00:17:20,205 Do you think? 284 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,272 I'm sure Diane... 285 00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,307 I love you since I first saw you Just before you kicked me in the head Oh, Jack. 286 00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:28,377 Now... I don't think... 287 00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:32,047 Diane got up and told the team about the baby that night... 288 00:17:32,851 --> 00:17:34,580 But somehow they succeeded to solve the problem. 289 00:17:58,343 --> 00:17:59,877 No thanks. You don't need one. 290 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:02,608 Is that so? 291 00:18:02,681 --> 00:18:06,640 Damn it. 292 00:18:06,718 --> 00:18:08,709 293 00:18:15,427 --> 00:18:16,724 294 00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:20,364 295 00:18:20,399 --> 00:18:22,594 You just got a stat God. I am not the first 296 00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:25,095 But you are not married yet. 297 00:18:25,204 --> 00:18:26,694 Wait, did you say you were pregnant... 298 00:18:26,805 --> 00:18:29,241 or you are pregnant You have it, throw it away... 299 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:30,674 and now you will go back and dance all night? 300 00:18:30,776 --> 00:18:31,975 Shut up, Cleo. 301 00:18:32,010 --> 00:18:33,671 On, how much do you need for abortion? 302 00:18:33,745 --> 00:18:34,973 What? 303 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,816 No. Not abortion. 304 00:18:37,851 --> 00:18:38,805 My church can arrange for you to go to Oregon... 305 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,748 and take care of a sick aunt... 306 00:18:40,819 --> 00:18:42,582 for 9 months 307 00:18:42,654 --> 00:18:43,882 Then they find your baby is a good house... 308 00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,082 309 00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:46,590 310 00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,727 and you're back a little dazed and swollen... 311 00:18:48,762 --> 00:18:50,490 but everything is fine Oh, please, Di, Don't be a whore... 312 00:18:50,596 --> 00:18:51,730 and a murderer. 313 00:18:51,765 --> 00:18:53,197 Jack said to the team that night too 314 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:56,961 Hey, guys, me, uh... 315 00:18:57,035 --> 00:18:58,900 I'm pregnant with Diane. 316 00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:00,967 What? 317 00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:02,799 Alright 318 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,365 You nailed Diane Weston 319 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,671 Ha! I never washed my Johnson again 320 00:19:06,745 --> 00:19:09,407 Hey. 321 00:19:10,716 --> 00:19:11,512 Yes. 322 00:19:11,750 --> 00:19:12,808 Ha-hoo! 323 00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:14,613 I didn't mean that said prostitute, Diane. 324 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:25,061 It's just that I heard it... 325 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,392 so much in the church... it kind of came... 326 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:28,329 fly out of my head 327 00:19:28,433 --> 00:19:29,593 328 00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,259 I know, Hannah. 329 00:19:32,037 --> 00:19:34,972 Listen... I don't go to have an abortion I always plan it marry and have children. 330 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:38,036 I just left bit broken. 331 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,174 Kind of reminds me other young women... 332 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:44,982 who found himself with a child... 333 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:47,810 not married... 334 00:19:48,587 --> 00:19:50,111 on a long and long road... 335 00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:52,314 without a place to sleep 336 00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:54,186 Of course that's it's been a long time. 337 00:19:54,726 --> 00:19:57,820 But no matter what... 338 00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,191 he holds his head high... 339 00:20:00,799 --> 00:20:02,664 and said, "Papa, don't preach. I'm in trouble. 340 00:20:02,834 --> 00:20:06,497 Papa, don't preach... 341 00:20:07,139 --> 00:20:08,970 342 00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:12,243 343 00:20:12,544 --> 00:20:14,603 Because I made a decision... 344 00:20:14,746 --> 00:20:16,338 I saved my baby. 345 00:20:16,682 --> 00:20:19,583 Yes, I will look after my baby. " 346 00:20:22,654 --> 00:20:24,019 Great. 347 00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:25,483 Madonna 348 00:20:25,657 --> 00:20:27,989 We are here for you, Diane. 349 00:20:29,928 --> 00:20:31,479 You guys... 350 00:20:31,514 --> 00:20:33,030 Thank you. Oh... 351 00:20:35,167 --> 00:20:37,158 I will pray for you every night. 352 00:20:38,003 --> 00:20:39,061 We love you. 353 00:20:39,137 --> 00:20:41,002 I love you. You are the best. Oh, Diane! 354 00:20:41,073 --> 00:20:42,233 I think their little fairy tale Can end there. The only problem is no has a place to live. 355 00:20:42,374 --> 00:20:44,569 What? 356 00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:47,374 But all of our papers here 357 00:20:47,446 --> 00:20:48,538 My school notes... 358 00:20:48,780 --> 00:20:50,748 and Jack's football records. 359 00:20:50,816 --> 00:20:51,782 360 00:20:51,817 --> 00:20:54,081 361 00:20:54,152 --> 00:20:55,949 Let me explain something... 362 00:20:56,054 --> 00:20:57,521 No, wait... what am I saying... 363 00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:59,250 Cross my heart, hoping to die, stick a needle in my eyes... 364 00:20:59,324 --> 00:21:01,193 that we will never, ever miss a payment? 365 00:21:01,228 --> 00:21:03,821 Uh, yeah Yes, you do 366 00:21:04,329 --> 00:21:06,456 I think I know where this one goes 367 00:21:06,698 --> 00:21:08,359 Um, listen... 368 00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:11,231 I am willing to install my letters on my GTO 369 00:21:11,336 --> 00:21:13,395 Now, he has a few miles to him... 370 00:21:13,505 --> 00:21:15,268 But he looks great. 371 00:21:15,407 --> 00:21:17,534 I'm sure, kid, but, um... 372 00:21:18,710 --> 00:21:20,644 He turns my arm. 373 00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:22,543 I will give up the speaker too 374 00:21:22,648 --> 00:21:25,014 Why don't you have it? Your parents entered... 375 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:25,882 and get a loan, 376 00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:27,908 and then they can give you money? 377 00:21:27,986 --> 00:21:29,783 With all Because of respect, ma'am... 378 00:21:29,921 --> 00:21:31,650 Jack and Diane Bartlett... 379 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,717 don't thank you. 380 00:21:34,860 --> 00:21:37,522 We are two young, able-bodied Americans. 381 00:21:37,896 --> 00:21:39,557 We are not looking for a hand out... 382 00:21:39,665 --> 00:21:41,098 we are looking for a hand up 383 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,534 Give us food, and we will hungry tomorrow... 384 00:21:44,002 --> 00:21:45,235 but give us corn... 385 00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:47,704 Type You plant, don't eat... 386 00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:49,898 and we will grow it... 387 00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:53,136 and uh, um... just cut it... 388 00:21:53,378 --> 00:21:54,709 and, uh... 389 00:21:55,814 --> 00:21:57,008 You know, eat it. 390 00:21:58,583 --> 00:22:01,051 Now, if you are interested in giving us a home loan... 391 00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:02,586 I'll sit back. 392 00:22:02,688 --> 00:22:05,020 If not, Have a nice day, ma'am. 393 00:22:15,967 --> 00:22:18,060 He is at an honor gathering. 394 00:22:18,403 --> 00:22:21,270 Somehow, they managed to find it their dream home too. 395 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,171 More than a dump, if you ask me 396 00:22:23,241 --> 00:22:24,538 We will accept it. 397 00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:28,378 Oh, alright. Well. Jesus, calm down, okay? 398 00:22:28,413 --> 00:22:31,678 Let's remember here I manage the building, okay? 399 00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:33,741 I don't, like, have it, and I don't fix bullshit. 400 00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:35,911 And I don't care if it gets broken, okay? 401 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:38,114 What I care about is _ You little bastard... 402 00:22:38,223 --> 00:22:41,021 pushing rent under my door on the 1st, you understand? 403 00:22:41,126 --> 00:22:42,150 Do you understand that? 404 00:22:42,260 --> 00:22:45,627 GOOD. Oh yes, and one more thing. 405 00:22:45,797 --> 00:22:47,265 You see a package outside my door... 406 00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:48,425 You left them Hell only Capisce? 407 00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:49,899 Two taco grandes! 408 00:22:55,774 --> 00:22:58,709 One bean burrito 409 00:22:58,844 --> 00:23:02,075 A big taco chip. 410 00:23:02,814 --> 00:23:05,908 And guacamole. 411 00:23:07,219 --> 00:23:09,312 And that will be... 412 00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:13,916 35 cents. 413 00:23:14,059 --> 00:23:15,856 We don't have it Fried mouse in the bucket. 414 00:23:20,098 --> 00:23:22,965 I know. I checked 415 00:23:24,202 --> 00:23:26,636 416 00:23:29,174 --> 00:23:30,971 Do you know what? I go to save your time 417 00:23:31,076 --> 00:23:33,192 I will not lie. I don't believe that. 418 00:23:33,227 --> 00:23:35,308 If you choose your butt, I will tell people. 419 00:23:35,414 --> 00:23:36,972 I don't have an idea how to run your register 420 00:23:37,048 --> 00:23:38,811 You are Jack Bartlett, right? 421 00:23:39,618 --> 00:23:40,585 Yes. 422 00:23:41,019 --> 00:23:42,120 So, you will, like... 423 00:23:42,155 --> 00:23:43,186 getting along with us... 424 00:23:43,221 --> 00:23:45,086 every night after school, then right? 425 00:23:45,190 --> 00:23:45,949 Yes. 426 00:23:45,957 --> 00:23:47,925 Well, I mean, after practicing football, huh 427 00:23:48,393 --> 00:23:50,020 Soccer practice 428 00:23:53,432 --> 00:23:54,899 Fantastic. 429 00:23:54,966 --> 00:23:56,900 You are very hired I am at the top of the world! 430 00:24:04,709 --> 00:24:06,734 431 00:24:14,219 --> 00:24:15,919 Hey, Di, if we have a girl... 432 00:24:15,954 --> 00:24:17,444 we have to dress him like Debbie Little. 433 00:24:17,522 --> 00:24:19,114 Jack, baby, I'm just eating for two people No, I know but all these foods remind me how much... 434 00:24:19,191 --> 00:24:19,990 I want to teach our baby... Cocoa Puffs: Good 435 00:24:20,025 --> 00:24:21,943 Captain Crunch is bad This destroyed the roof from your mouth Now, you are not born with that knowledge 436 00:24:21,978 --> 00:24:23,862 You hear "Trix is for children". 437 00:24:23,897 --> 00:24:25,056 And you think, "Okay, I am a child. So I think they are for me " 438 00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:26,663 439 00:24:26,698 --> 00:24:28,393 440 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:29,751 441 00:24:29,786 --> 00:24:31,111 442 00:24:31,146 --> 00:24:32,402 443 00:24:32,437 --> 00:24:34,837 But your little baby's brain has no idea... 444 00:24:34,940 --> 00:24:36,354 that Lucky Charms, like... 445 00:24:36,389 --> 00:24:37,769 a million times better for you 446 00:24:37,843 --> 00:24:38,775 Push up. 447 00:24:38,877 --> 00:24:40,606 Hey. Pop quiz. 448 00:24:41,313 --> 00:24:43,873 If you can become Count Chocula or Trix the rabbit, who are you? 449 00:24:44,015 --> 00:24:46,279 Uh... Trix. 450 00:24:47,185 --> 00:24:49,551 I also. God! Will it never end? 451 00:24:49,654 --> 00:24:51,383 I love this woman 452 00:24:54,226 --> 00:24:56,558 Jack, I think I should have got a job No, but we approve your work run a baby machine 453 00:24:57,195 --> 00:24:59,595 I know, but it's before I realize... 454 00:24:59,698 --> 00:25:01,598 Oh... I almost forgot the gas for the baby machine 455 00:25:01,666 --> 00:25:04,533 I'll get your snickers... 456 00:25:04,603 --> 00:25:06,104 457 00:25:06,139 --> 00:25:07,605 I'll meet you in line, okay 458 00:25:07,706 --> 00:25:10,106 - Mm... love you - I love you. 459 00:25:28,059 --> 00:25:29,185 Hey, Di! 460 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:31,223 Hi, I'm a little professor! 461 00:25:31,630 --> 00:25:33,097 Isn't that funny if we look like this? 462 00:25:33,164 --> 00:25:34,799 Yes, you are a little swamp... 463 00:25:34,834 --> 00:25:35,925 Honey ?! 464 00:25:36,134 --> 00:25:38,398 Oh, I'm very sorry. 465 00:25:38,870 --> 00:25:40,030 Push up... 466 00:25:45,911 --> 00:25:47,546 I never knew you dreamed of working... 467 00:25:47,581 --> 00:25:49,411 at the branch of the grocery store bank. 468 00:25:49,581 --> 00:25:52,243 Dear, we live A great American dream If you reach it for stars... 469 00:25:53,785 --> 00:25:55,086 You will definitely step... 470 00:25:55,121 --> 00:25:57,418 Jack, pull up. 471 00:25:58,356 --> 00:25:59,323 Interesting. 472 00:26:00,091 --> 00:26:01,488 Oh, Jesus, ew! 473 00:26:01,523 --> 00:26:02,886 474 00:26:07,866 --> 00:26:09,857 Why do they call it morning sickness? 475 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:12,029 It's okay. Get everything. 476 00:26:12,203 --> 00:26:13,932 Do you have any breath breaths? 477 00:26:16,241 --> 00:26:18,232 So, he is in my hand right? 478 00:26:18,476 --> 00:26:20,376 Soft to touch. 479 00:26:20,545 --> 00:26:23,248 Now, at that moment that I think I control it... 480 00:26:23,283 --> 00:26:24,715 You know, he's mine 481 00:26:24,849 --> 00:26:26,749 But it's a fake illusion. 482 00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:29,110 You know, this is like in the "Backdraft" movie. 483 00:26:29,287 --> 00:26:31,721 No one controls the fire. 484 00:26:33,725 --> 00:26:35,317 So, he is ready. 485 00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:36,856 I'm ready. 486 00:26:37,062 --> 00:26:38,290 He is ready. 487 00:26:39,030 --> 00:26:40,657 I shout... 488 00:26:41,032 --> 00:26:43,262 42-58. Increase! 489 00:26:45,136 --> 00:26:46,364 Landing. 490 00:26:55,580 --> 00:26:57,343 Where are we? 491 00:27:23,708 --> 00:27:25,539 492 00:27:25,610 --> 00:27:27,373 493 00:27:27,612 --> 00:27:29,170 494 00:28:07,452 --> 00:28:11,582 495 00:28:11,723 --> 00:28:13,623 496 00:28:13,725 --> 00:28:15,659 497 00:28:16,661 --> 00:28:20,495 498 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:23,065 499 00:28:33,511 --> 00:28:35,911 500 00:28:37,682 --> 00:28:38,982 501 00:28:39,017 --> 00:28:40,282 502 00:28:40,452 --> 00:28:41,510 503 00:28:41,586 --> 00:28:43,383 504 00:28:45,557 --> 00:28:46,717 505 00:28:46,925 --> 00:28:50,383 You know how you and Diane slept together? 506 00:28:50,795 --> 00:28:51,955 Yes. 507 00:28:53,364 --> 00:28:55,389 Well, now you can not sleep together... 508 00:28:55,533 --> 00:28:56,932 but you still sleep together... 509 00:28:57,068 --> 00:28:58,660 never you get, like... 510 00:28:59,070 --> 00:29:00,162 super horny? 511 00:29:00,305 --> 00:29:02,739 And then, how horny? 512 00:29:04,142 --> 00:29:06,133 I'll shut up now so I can hear your answer 513 00:29:06,244 --> 00:29:07,472 Yes, Jack. 514 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,477 I want to hear your answer. 515 00:29:11,716 --> 00:29:13,047 The answer is easy. 516 00:29:13,718 --> 00:29:17,176 Oh, uh... "Lolita" will come back tomorrow 517 00:29:17,422 --> 00:29:21,256 Same for "91/2 weeks" and ditto on "Wild Things". 518 00:29:23,995 --> 00:29:27,396 Guys... I'll be a father. 519 00:29:28,032 --> 00:29:29,761 Daddy doesn't get horny. 520 00:29:32,170 --> 00:29:34,695 To kids at school, Jack and Diane have everything. 521 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:37,571 I mean, come on, their own apartment, stay up... 522 00:29:37,675 --> 00:29:39,006 eat whatever they want... 523 00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:41,441 plus Jack discount... 524 00:29:41,476 --> 00:29:43,605 on R-rated films in the video store. 525 00:29:43,915 --> 00:29:45,849 Hello! Checking reality. 526 00:29:46,017 --> 00:29:49,248 School, practice, work, and Lamaze class? 527 00:29:49,721 --> 00:29:52,349 It really starts to take casualties. 528 00:29:52,690 --> 00:29:55,716 2, 4, 6, 8... 529 00:29:55,860 --> 00:29:58,886 Lincol battle to declare it! 530 00:30:02,167 --> 00:30:02,899 Fighting! 531 00:30:02,934 --> 00:30:04,868 Lincoln! Fighting! 532 00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:11,836 Blue 42! Blue 42! 533 00:30:12,610 --> 00:30:13,599 Set... 534 00:30:32,931 --> 00:30:34,796 Cottage! 535 00:30:36,100 --> 00:30:38,125 All right, so they win. 536 00:30:38,303 --> 00:30:39,895 B. F. D. 537 00:30:40,772 --> 00:30:42,069 The best part is... 538 00:30:42,173 --> 00:30:44,266 Diane really started looks like garbage 539 00:30:44,776 --> 00:30:45,902 Diane? 540 00:30:46,611 --> 00:30:47,378 Diane! 541 00:30:47,413 --> 00:30:48,177 Huh? 542 00:30:48,212 --> 00:30:49,442 What? Oh! 543 00:30:49,480 --> 00:30:51,948 I'm under ice! I'm under ice! 544 00:31:00,725 --> 00:31:02,818 Oh, man, that's strange. 545 00:31:02,961 --> 00:31:04,588 Dream of another sex 546 00:31:05,263 --> 00:31:07,356 - Wayne Gretzky - Three times in a row? 547 00:31:07,432 --> 00:31:09,059 He's great. 548 00:31:10,802 --> 00:31:12,167 God. 549 00:31:12,270 --> 00:31:13,828 You have been robbed No, I'm already pregnant. 550 00:31:14,305 --> 00:31:16,136 Di, are you okay? 551 00:31:16,441 --> 00:31:18,204 We can pass a girl party this week. 552 00:31:18,309 --> 00:31:21,301 Everything is good. 553 00:31:21,579 --> 00:31:23,446 I only have a little problem... 554 00:31:23,481 --> 00:31:24,816 555 00:31:24,851 --> 00:31:27,046 reverses my wrinkle upside down. 556 00:31:27,785 --> 00:31:29,514 Want us to help you pick up? 557 00:31:31,322 --> 00:31:33,756 Don't Martha scares Stewart. 558 00:31:34,792 --> 00:31:37,420 You don't like it, you try to become a pregnant teenager 559 00:31:42,367 --> 00:31:43,595 Push up. 560 00:31:45,436 --> 00:31:46,960 Oh, Jack. 561 00:31:48,806 --> 00:31:50,273 Can I help you? 562 00:31:50,341 --> 00:31:52,400 Get your loser donkey away from me. 563 00:32:02,086 --> 00:32:03,747 Oh, my God, Jack. 564 00:32:03,955 --> 00:32:05,547 Are you okay? 565 00:32:08,126 --> 00:32:09,388 Diane. 566 00:32:20,071 --> 00:32:21,237 Brendon! Go with them. 567 00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:23,536 They are in a safe, human. Go away! Go away! 568 00:32:23,975 --> 00:32:25,670 Who is Pak Duggan? 569 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:26,937 Mr. Duggan. 570 00:32:27,045 --> 00:32:28,512 Do you want to open a safe? 571 00:32:28,813 --> 00:32:30,303 Or do you want me? 572 00:32:30,581 --> 00:32:32,606 Do whatever they want, Terry. 573 00:32:33,117 --> 00:32:34,448 Take the key Take them 574 00:32:34,519 --> 00:32:35,952 I'm confused. 575 00:32:36,054 --> 00:32:37,922 Pappas knows bank robbers are surfers... 576 00:32:37,957 --> 00:32:40,220 because he saw the tan line? 577 00:32:41,693 --> 00:32:43,259 Luce, this is "Point Break". 578 00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:45,091 Just shut up and see Keanu. 579 00:32:45,263 --> 00:32:48,232 What will you do if you are in suspension? 580 00:32:48,433 --> 00:32:49,525 Good... 581 00:32:50,068 --> 00:32:51,592 I think I'm... 582 00:32:52,937 --> 00:32:54,472 I will give them all the money they can continue... 583 00:32:54,507 --> 00:32:56,133 and wish them a good life. 584 00:32:56,574 --> 00:32:58,371 Because the Beatles are wrong. 585 00:32:59,210 --> 00:33:00,939 Love is not what you need. 586 00:33:01,179 --> 00:33:02,737 Love won't pay rent... 587 00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:04,745 Iove won't buy my baby diaper... 588 00:33:04,882 --> 00:33:06,349 and love really hell won't buy me... 589 00:33:06,417 --> 00:33:09,477 new Dolce & Gabbana jeans When I lose my baby's weight. 590 00:33:12,657 --> 00:33:14,390 We will soon be bankrupt... 591 00:33:14,425 --> 00:33:18,122 and I'm just going to be another fat killer wearing chic jeans 592 00:33:19,197 --> 00:33:21,529 OK, put the snickers down. 593 00:33:21,632 --> 00:33:22,826 Let's kick here. 594 00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:23,798 Wait a minute! 595 00:33:23,901 --> 00:33:25,061 Freeze it! Freeze it! 596 00:33:25,370 --> 00:33:26,735 Too much time. 597 00:33:26,804 --> 00:33:27,600 Yes. 598 00:33:27,739 --> 00:33:29,036 Can you imagine 599 00:33:29,140 --> 00:33:31,665 Head of Conan in Keanu's body? 600 00:33:32,243 --> 00:33:33,301 Unstoppable 601 00:33:33,311 --> 00:33:34,070 No! 602 00:33:34,145 --> 00:33:36,511 That's it! Bank robbery 603 00:33:36,614 --> 00:33:38,343 A pile of big money and my little family to-be... 604 00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:39,747 Can make our heads on the water. 605 00:33:39,851 --> 00:33:41,417 God, I read about this. 606 00:33:41,452 --> 00:33:43,317 This is called pregnancy madness. 607 00:33:43,421 --> 00:33:44,251 Seeing... 608 00:33:44,355 --> 00:33:45,913 I might be moody... 609 00:33:46,157 --> 00:33:47,647 I might dare... 610 00:33:47,792 --> 00:33:49,384 but I'm very sane 611 00:33:49,660 --> 00:33:50,592 Think about that. 612 00:33:50,661 --> 00:33:53,596 At school they tell us dreams can come true. 613 00:33:53,698 --> 00:33:54,577 Right? 614 00:33:54,612 --> 00:33:55,457 Right. 615 00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:57,530 But they don't tell us how. 616 00:33:58,336 --> 00:33:59,564 Thanks to Keanu... 617 00:33:59,637 --> 00:34:01,229 I already know that. 618 00:34:01,639 --> 00:34:04,107 Money makes your dreams come true 619 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:07,945 Listen, Kansas, I know you dream... 620 00:34:07,980 --> 00:34:09,344 springing up your mother someday 621 00:34:09,614 --> 00:34:11,047 Stop, you'll make me cry 622 00:34:11,149 --> 00:34:12,810 If O.J. Experiment Teach us anything... 623 00:34:12,917 --> 00:34:14,441 it teaches us that in America... 624 00:34:14,519 --> 00:34:17,215 You can cut someone's head and still be found plain... 625 00:34:17,522 --> 00:34:19,513 as long as you have enough money. 626 00:34:19,957 --> 00:34:21,822 Your mother only shot a man. 627 00:34:22,493 --> 00:34:23,359 And Cleo? 628 00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:26,597 I know you dreamed an apartment of all skins... 629 00:34:26,632 --> 00:34:27,495 with Conan. 630 00:34:28,533 --> 00:34:30,797 I heard the school psychiatrist told women lunch 631 00:34:31,969 --> 00:34:34,631 Hannah, you can give You share it with the church... 632 00:34:34,739 --> 00:34:36,774 or maybe buy one of those hungry children... 633 00:34:36,809 --> 00:34:38,605 that Sally Struthers advertises. 634 00:34:38,709 --> 00:34:40,438 Or I can buy my own horse. 635 00:34:40,778 --> 00:34:42,177 Or that. 636 00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:43,576 Listen, you guys... 637 00:34:43,648 --> 00:34:46,173 I just want to give the future for my baby I know my bank branch... 638 00:34:47,351 --> 00:34:48,818 like the back My swollen hand. 639 00:34:48,853 --> 00:34:51,720 I can open the safe in my sleep I entered 640 00:34:52,223 --> 00:34:54,748 - Yes! - What? 641 00:34:57,595 --> 00:34:58,389 I mean it. I'm in 642 00:34:58,463 --> 00:34:59,395 This is the closest thing damn family I've ever had. 643 00:34:59,497 --> 00:35:00,797 If one of us needs something, then we all do it 644 00:35:00,832 --> 00:35:03,630 645 00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:05,531 646 00:35:05,636 --> 00:35:08,264 Stop it! This is crazy. 647 00:35:08,406 --> 00:35:09,107 I joined too. 648 00:35:09,142 --> 00:35:10,506 Cleo! 649 00:35:10,908 --> 00:35:12,205 Kansas is right 650 00:35:12,310 --> 00:35:13,509 We are like sisters. 651 00:35:13,544 --> 00:35:14,744 We are closer than older sisters... 652 00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:16,974 and you don't turn around your back to the family Come on, Luce. 653 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:18,582 People do it movies all the time. 654 00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:20,943 And they were caught. 655 00:35:21,085 --> 00:35:22,848 That's right. 656 00:35:22,987 --> 00:35:23,976 So all we have to do is watch lots of movies... 657 00:35:24,122 --> 00:35:26,818 and learn from their mistakes 658 00:35:26,991 --> 00:35:27,958 You know, actually police aren't half-smart like Keanu. 659 00:35:28,059 --> 00:35:31,153 Forget it. 660 00:35:31,295 --> 00:35:32,353 I have a scholarship Harvard hangs over my head. 661 00:35:32,463 --> 00:35:34,599 I will not take risks. 662 00:35:34,634 --> 00:35:35,465 663 00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:36,933 Conan goes to Harvard. 664 00:35:37,435 --> 00:35:40,427 Lucy, are you sure is that a scholarship? 665 00:35:41,839 --> 00:35:43,306 - No. - And if not? 666 00:35:43,374 --> 00:35:45,001 Can you afford it? Go to Harvard 667 00:35:45,076 --> 00:35:46,407 I don't know, maybe not. 668 00:35:46,511 --> 00:35:48,604 So this isn't crazy, right? 669 00:35:49,213 --> 00:35:52,738 - This is a sure bet - OK 670 00:35:52,917 --> 00:35:53,849 Come on! 671 00:35:53,951 --> 00:35:55,350 - Come on! - Please? 672 00:35:55,419 --> 00:35:57,546 I think we are all in this case together. 673 00:35:57,755 --> 00:35:58,983 But but! 674 00:35:59,123 --> 00:36:01,489 We have to make a smart plan. 675 00:36:01,592 --> 00:36:02,426 Of course. Of course. 676 00:36:02,461 --> 00:36:03,916 OK, hand in 677 00:36:05,963 --> 00:36:07,055 Alright. 678 00:36:07,165 --> 00:36:08,393 We have to cross our hearts... 679 00:36:08,466 --> 00:36:09,232 hoping to die... 680 00:36:09,267 --> 00:36:11,326 attach dirty needle in our eyes... 681 00:36:11,502 --> 00:36:15,336 that we will never, ever tell Jack 682 00:36:15,439 --> 00:36:17,339 We all know he can't lie. 683 00:36:17,608 --> 00:36:20,133 That's why he will make a great senator Cheerleaders kick... 684 00:36:21,345 --> 00:36:23,506 We have two very cool guests... 685 00:36:31,756 --> 00:36:33,280 and I will start with... 686 00:36:33,357 --> 00:36:34,490 something I read in today's paper 687 00:36:34,525 --> 00:36:35,793 This involves sex. Do you hear me? 688 00:36:35,828 --> 00:36:38,091 Yes. 689 00:36:40,865 --> 00:36:41,729 Yes, don't worry Not with me. 690 00:36:42,300 --> 00:36:44,427 I feel really left out in a place that values... 691 00:37:08,326 --> 00:37:10,794 physical skills more than mental acuity. 692 00:37:10,861 --> 00:37:12,920 693 00:37:13,297 --> 00:37:14,423 I can't wait until it all changes... 694 00:37:14,498 --> 00:37:16,159 Once we get out in the real world 695 00:37:16,968 --> 00:37:17,762 I will. 696 00:37:17,835 --> 00:37:20,633 I really married Prince William Even if he's gay. 697 00:37:20,805 --> 00:37:24,070 I mean, in England, everyone is kind of gay, right? 698 00:37:24,475 --> 00:37:26,966 Even cigarettes are gay. 699 00:37:27,111 --> 00:37:29,602 This film is amazing. 700 00:37:29,714 --> 00:37:32,512 He cut the person's ear, and I mean you see everything 701 00:37:32,583 --> 00:37:33,515 Bloody red hole... 702 00:37:33,584 --> 00:37:34,850 Cleo, I've been vomiting twice today Can you get anything? relevant parts of the film? 703 00:37:34,885 --> 00:37:36,580 Well, you know, they have nick names, like Mr Pink... 704 00:37:36,654 --> 00:37:40,725 705 00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:42,793 706 00:37:42,828 --> 00:37:44,283 707 00:37:44,362 --> 00:37:46,091 708 00:37:46,397 --> 00:37:47,694 709 00:37:47,832 --> 00:37:49,390 710 00:37:49,533 --> 00:37:51,228 711 00:37:52,203 --> 00:37:52,999 712 00:37:54,572 --> 00:37:56,972 713 00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:59,269 714 00:37:59,410 --> 00:38:00,877 715 00:38:01,012 --> 00:38:02,245 716 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,249 717 00:38:05,549 --> 00:38:06,641 718 00:38:06,751 --> 00:38:08,412 no part of "Heat" really applies... 719 00:38:08,486 --> 00:38:10,920 to the grocery store bank branch robbery 720 00:38:11,055 --> 00:38:12,920 What's the matter is happening here 721 00:38:13,491 --> 00:38:15,322 Push up! I can explain 722 00:38:15,393 --> 00:38:17,759 Diane, there's no reason... 723 00:38:17,928 --> 00:38:20,158 not to take your prenatal vitamin. 724 00:38:21,065 --> 00:38:23,265 I love you. 725 00:38:28,939 --> 00:38:29,733 Cleo? 726 00:38:31,676 --> 00:38:33,473 Will you call my name? 727 00:38:34,612 --> 00:38:35,670 Ted. 728 00:38:36,914 --> 00:38:39,212 Well, this is a laugh riot for the whole family... 729 00:38:39,283 --> 00:38:42,013 and Tim Conway has just been funny as they came... 730 00:38:42,086 --> 00:38:43,883 especially in scenes where... 731 00:38:43,954 --> 00:38:44,943 Wait a minute. 732 00:38:45,022 --> 00:38:47,991 You see "Apple Fucking Dumpling Gang"? 733 00:38:48,426 --> 00:38:50,553 I only allowed "G" movies. 734 00:38:50,928 --> 00:38:53,556 Am I the only one who cares about this? 735 00:38:53,798 --> 00:38:56,232 I mean, at least I saw "Day Dog Day." 736 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:57,458 Excuse me. 737 00:38:57,601 --> 00:38:59,660 Can you try to keep your voice down, please 738 00:38:59,770 --> 00:39:01,965 We don't introduce anger into the womb How do you want me? to introduce my feet... 739 00:39:02,139 --> 00:39:04,107 to your ass Kansas! 740 00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:05,699 I'm sorry, Diane... 741 00:39:06,277 --> 00:39:07,471 but I won't watch my dream fades... 742 00:39:07,645 --> 00:39:08,778 because Virgin Mary is here... 743 00:39:08,813 --> 00:39:10,713 think he can get the idea from kiddie movies 744 00:39:10,781 --> 00:39:11,873 745 00:39:11,949 --> 00:39:14,509 746 00:39:14,652 --> 00:39:16,119 We are from us who have parents... 747 00:39:16,253 --> 00:39:18,016 know they have rules because they care 748 00:39:21,859 --> 00:39:24,225 Are you sure you want to go there? Maybe. 749 00:39:26,764 --> 00:39:28,095 You guys! 750 00:39:30,101 --> 00:39:30,829 How do you like that? 751 00:39:35,072 --> 00:39:36,006 Diane Weston? 752 00:39:36,041 --> 00:39:36,995 Kansas, stop! 753 00:39:37,074 --> 00:39:38,507 Here. 754 00:39:39,744 --> 00:39:40,938 God, we are sorry This is not active 755 00:39:46,117 --> 00:39:47,448 I can't take battle... 756 00:39:47,551 --> 00:39:48,711 backstabbing, open hostility 757 00:39:49,286 --> 00:39:50,685 We don't act like cheerleader 758 00:39:50,788 --> 00:39:53,313 We act like a bunch of noble girls. 759 00:39:53,424 --> 00:39:55,517 I'm sorry I started this. 760 00:39:55,626 --> 00:39:58,117 At, it's not your fault 761 00:40:00,765 --> 00:40:02,824 762 00:40:03,768 --> 00:40:04,928 763 00:40:05,035 --> 00:40:06,798 We all want to do this. 764 00:40:06,904 --> 00:40:08,030 Seeing... 765 00:40:08,339 --> 00:40:10,637 Maybe I can watch PG movies. 766 00:40:11,175 --> 00:40:12,540 I'll just say I'm... 767 00:40:12,643 --> 00:40:15,111 counting dirty words for Sunday school 768 00:40:16,013 --> 00:40:17,776 It's okay, Hannah. 769 00:40:18,249 --> 00:40:19,682 It's ridiculous to think that we can learn... 770 00:40:19,750 --> 00:40:21,911 robbing a bank from watching a movie 771 00:40:22,219 --> 00:40:23,709 Sex You can learn from movies. 772 00:40:23,788 --> 00:40:25,016 But robbery? 773 00:40:25,222 --> 00:40:26,689 Forget it. 774 00:40:26,824 --> 00:40:27,916 Besides... 775 00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:30,219 TV Land has a "Small House the Prairie" marathon... 776 00:40:30,361 --> 00:40:31,726 and the galls are made Carrie baby beds... 777 00:40:31,796 --> 00:40:33,093 from the dresser drawer. 778 00:40:33,164 --> 00:40:34,961 I think I can do that God! 779 00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:38,534 780 00:40:38,669 --> 00:40:40,534 The baby has two heads. 781 00:40:40,738 --> 00:40:42,137 These are twins! 782 00:40:43,340 --> 00:40:45,205 I'm not just super fat Oh, okay, we're not done with this The babies will have a good start in life. 783 00:40:46,544 --> 00:40:48,409 With the actual cradle... one that costs as hit load. 784 00:40:48,479 --> 00:40:50,470 We will learn how to rob a bank... 785 00:40:50,548 --> 00:40:52,948 by the only person who really knows how to do it: 786 00:40:53,217 --> 00:40:54,309 Criminals 787 00:40:54,385 --> 00:40:56,717 I will visit my mother. 788 00:40:56,954 --> 00:40:58,285 You don't see anything like your photo 789 00:41:01,459 --> 00:41:02,983 Grandma and Grandfather sent you picture of a neighbor girl 790 00:41:15,955 --> 00:41:17,923 They don't want you too... 791 00:41:18,791 --> 00:41:22,226 exit and join kidnap me 792 00:41:22,461 --> 00:41:23,723 793 00:41:23,829 --> 00:41:25,922 794 00:41:26,698 --> 00:41:27,687 Thank you God. 795 00:41:27,866 --> 00:41:30,096 I started thinking I killed the wrong person. 796 00:41:32,604 --> 00:41:34,151 So, what did you come here for 797 00:41:34,185 --> 00:41:35,698 To tell me how much you hate me 798 00:41:35,807 --> 00:41:37,502 I don't hate you I need your help. 799 00:41:38,943 --> 00:41:40,605 Well, what about hell? Can I help you? 800 00:41:41,213 --> 00:41:43,237 My friend is pregnant. 801 00:41:44,148 --> 00:41:46,241 Before You? 802 00:41:47,084 --> 00:41:48,779 Yes I know. That's what I say too. 803 00:41:52,022 --> 00:41:54,320 Um, anyway... 804 00:41:54,458 --> 00:41:55,822 we want to help him some money for babies... 805 00:41:55,993 --> 00:41:57,619 by robbing a bank 806 00:41:57,694 --> 00:41:59,559 Well, damn fire, Kansas. 807 00:42:00,196 --> 00:42:02,061 That's the sweetest I've heard 808 00:42:02,132 --> 00:42:04,464 809 00:42:04,601 --> 00:42:06,669 But we can't do it find out how... 810 00:42:06,704 --> 00:42:08,398 You know how to do it. 811 00:42:08,838 --> 00:42:10,566 So you need my help? 812 00:42:11,473 --> 00:42:12,207 God. 813 00:42:12,242 --> 00:42:14,709 This is what you ask me for help doing your homework 814 00:42:19,548 --> 00:42:20,537 Hey, Mink. 815 00:42:20,716 --> 00:42:21,773 Come here. 816 00:42:25,154 --> 00:42:27,816 Kansas, I want you to meet someone special 817 00:42:31,325 --> 00:42:33,055 Jesus Christ, Mother. 818 00:42:33,194 --> 00:42:34,855 As my life isn't big pile of crap... 819 00:42:34,962 --> 00:42:36,156 Because you are here 820 00:42:36,297 --> 00:42:38,788 Now I have to add "Q. My mother is a dyke," too? 821 00:42:39,200 --> 00:42:41,827 Shut up, you little shit. 822 00:42:41,935 --> 00:42:43,927 Don't "damn my mouth". I'm out of here. 823 00:42:44,005 --> 00:42:45,767 Hey wait. Sit. 824 00:42:46,339 --> 00:42:47,806 Now, I'm sorry. 825 00:42:47,908 --> 00:42:49,967 Mom is a little over amped... 826 00:42:50,243 --> 00:42:52,472 did not get his home page time this morning. 827 00:42:53,246 --> 00:42:56,113 no if that's what you think 828 00:42:57,551 --> 00:42:59,415 He is a specialist... 829 00:43:00,353 --> 00:43:01,718 at the bank. 830 00:43:15,066 --> 00:43:16,967 The theme of some sweet skirts you got there 831 00:43:17,101 --> 00:43:18,466 Oh thank you! 832 00:43:18,570 --> 00:43:20,094 Actually, they are uniform We are cheerleaders. 833 00:43:20,171 --> 00:43:21,968 You must be. 834 00:43:24,309 --> 00:43:25,969 Excuse me. 835 00:43:27,145 --> 00:43:28,407 Alright, tomorrow tomorrow... 836 00:43:30,047 --> 00:43:31,275 we have a visit with our favorite aunt. 837 00:43:31,348 --> 00:43:33,441 Listen, rob a bank like pulling a trick. 838 00:43:36,486 --> 00:43:39,649 839 00:43:39,756 --> 00:43:41,246 You must remain in control... 840 00:43:41,324 --> 00:43:43,486 know how far you will go to get the dough... 841 00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:46,221 and always include rubber for yourself 842 00:43:48,031 --> 00:43:49,327 You know what I mean. 843 00:43:49,399 --> 00:43:51,662 Hey, and you have to do it day after Christmas 844 00:43:51,801 --> 00:43:52,560 Why? 845 00:43:52,668 --> 00:43:55,364 The bank has no holidays pickup, so the dome is full. 846 00:43:55,471 --> 00:43:57,995 Besides that, everyone is at home eatin 'left overs... 847 00:43:58,073 --> 00:43:59,166 and defeat their children. 848 00:43:59,242 --> 00:44:01,766 Very? Are you cell friends with him? 849 00:44:02,143 --> 00:44:04,442 God. He is my hero! 850 00:44:04,547 --> 00:44:06,810 What does he tell you what is the man's home letter like? 851 00:44:06,882 --> 00:44:08,950 You have to buy your Gats from Terminator 852 00:44:08,985 --> 00:44:10,747 Tell him Itchy sent you. 853 00:44:10,852 --> 00:44:11,944 And Gats? 854 00:44:12,053 --> 00:44:13,714 Weapons, cuties. 855 00:44:13,854 --> 00:44:16,483 You listen to Carol, pussycat. 856 00:44:16,624 --> 00:44:18,319 Go to rent "National Velvet". 857 00:44:18,492 --> 00:44:21,256 It's got some awesome plunge in it. 858 00:44:21,729 --> 00:44:23,219 I will write it down. 859 00:44:23,297 --> 00:44:25,492 So, even though their father said... 860 00:44:25,566 --> 00:44:28,057 Don't get out of the car until I come back with help... 861 00:44:28,369 --> 00:44:30,394 They know the sheriff sounds when he shouts... 862 00:44:30,537 --> 00:44:33,403 Run to my voice And don't look back! 863 00:44:33,973 --> 00:44:35,339 The twins did what he said... 864 00:44:35,476 --> 00:44:36,966 but at the last second... 865 00:44:37,043 --> 00:44:40,035 they turn around and see mental patients who have escaped... 866 00:44:40,179 --> 00:44:42,647 bouncing their father's head on the car 867 00:44:44,950 --> 00:44:46,043 They jump! 868 00:44:46,219 --> 00:44:47,709 It's just gas, sweetie. 869 00:44:50,589 --> 00:44:51,852 What are you working on? 870 00:44:52,058 --> 00:44:54,287 Only a few girly items for the squad 871 00:45:12,977 --> 00:45:14,444 Now, whoever comes out alive... 872 00:45:14,512 --> 00:45:17,105 ask the authorities to check in the crawl space 873 00:45:17,747 --> 00:45:20,148 Kansas, you should never judge a book by its cover 874 00:45:24,689 --> 00:45:26,883 I think there is an exception for each rule 875 00:45:28,324 --> 00:45:29,952 Can I help you 876 00:45:30,527 --> 00:45:32,084 You are the terminator 877 00:45:32,728 --> 00:45:34,788 Have you come here? to destroy my ball? 878 00:45:35,265 --> 00:45:35,993 Huh? 879 00:45:36,099 --> 00:45:38,623 Well, I kill insects to make a living. 880 00:45:38,767 --> 00:45:40,530 If God does not defeat you for that. 881 00:45:40,636 --> 00:45:42,103 No, wait, um... 882 00:45:42,237 --> 00:45:44,330 We are a "A" squad from Lincoln High school. 883 00:45:44,407 --> 00:45:45,205 So, uh... 884 00:45:45,240 --> 00:45:47,834 So, we were told You can fix us. 885 00:45:48,776 --> 00:45:50,438 Fix it. 886 00:45:50,846 --> 00:45:51,971 Very. 887 00:45:52,046 --> 00:45:53,911 Yes, Itchy sent us. 888 00:45:54,315 --> 00:45:55,840 He did it, right? 889 00:45:56,150 --> 00:45:57,515 How is the old girl? 890 00:45:58,553 --> 00:46:00,315 It must be old Yes, that's my itch How much? 891 00:46:01,456 --> 00:46:03,083 Uh... 892 00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:07,252 Um, well... 893 00:46:07,362 --> 00:46:08,555 Each of us might want one, so... 894 00:46:08,662 --> 00:46:09,560 We take 5. 895 00:46:09,629 --> 00:46:12,064 896 00:46:12,399 --> 00:46:13,423 897 00:46:13,533 --> 00:46:14,500 5 must do it 898 00:46:14,601 --> 00:46:15,329 Alright. 899 00:46:15,435 --> 00:46:17,460 And, uh, how much ammunition do you want? 900 00:46:17,938 --> 00:46:18,905 Ammo? 901 00:46:19,039 --> 00:46:21,233 How many bullets do you need? 902 00:46:21,875 --> 00:46:23,740 Oh, bullets. 903 00:46:23,810 --> 00:46:24,909 No bullets 904 00:46:24,944 --> 00:46:26,970 geez. This is only to scare people. 905 00:46:27,047 --> 00:46:29,742 Like around-off back Whip spring hand back double full 906 00:46:29,849 --> 00:46:31,009 You never really used it. 907 00:46:31,083 --> 00:46:33,142 You only want the opposing team to know you have it GOOD. 908 00:46:34,353 --> 00:46:35,615 - $ 1,500 cash. - What? 909 00:46:36,187 --> 00:46:38,346 You're wrong with the pesky bug zapper 910 00:46:38,424 --> 00:46:40,891 Obviously it's a little more than our budget will allow 911 00:46:42,227 --> 00:46:44,889 912 00:46:44,996 --> 00:46:49,729 Um, basically, we're looking for for something around $ 200. 913 00:46:49,901 --> 00:46:54,167 Okay, why don't you say that 914 00:46:55,240 --> 00:46:58,003 For 200, I get some good rubber bands good... 915 00:46:58,075 --> 00:46:59,566 and some sharp nails behind. 916 00:46:59,644 --> 00:47:02,146 I think I have 5 of them. They come in pastel colors. 917 00:47:02,181 --> 00:47:04,010 Why don't you wait for there... 918 00:47:04,046 --> 00:47:05,841 and let me go presents for you 919 00:47:09,453 --> 00:47:12,088 They are 1,500 in cash on the barrel You took it or you left it. 920 00:47:12,124 --> 00:47:14,022 Now, what does the agreement want you make... 921 00:47:16,059 --> 00:47:17,325 if I say you will go to go tell the police... 922 00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:19,128 923 00:47:19,163 --> 00:47:21,096 you sell illegal weapons 924 00:47:21,164 --> 00:47:22,529 For minors! 925 00:47:22,665 --> 00:47:24,325 For underage girls! 926 00:47:24,466 --> 00:47:26,196 Then I'd have to kill you to do it 927 00:47:27,669 --> 00:47:29,899 Alright... 928 00:47:29,971 --> 00:47:31,598 nice to meet you 929 00:47:31,741 --> 00:47:33,298 Be careful. 930 00:47:33,842 --> 00:47:35,025 Let's go, you guys. 931 00:47:35,061 --> 00:47:36,211 Hold it there. 932 00:47:36,246 --> 00:47:37,235 You can. 933 00:47:37,312 --> 00:47:38,835 We don't go to tell anyone Maybe we can make a deal. 934 00:47:38,914 --> 00:47:40,676 Listen, friend... 935 00:47:40,781 --> 00:47:42,044 we will not trade sex for weapons. 936 00:47:42,184 --> 00:47:44,413 Except Cleo... 937 00:47:45,586 --> 00:47:47,077 Kansas! 938 00:47:47,155 --> 00:47:47,950 I have a daughter 939 00:47:48,022 --> 00:47:49,488 And she always dreamed of being a cheerleader 940 00:47:49,523 --> 00:47:52,515 Aw. 941 00:47:53,327 --> 00:47:54,589 942 00:47:54,728 --> 00:47:55,887 Tell me what I will do. 943 00:47:55,962 --> 00:47:58,193 If you put him in your squad... 944 00:47:58,765 --> 00:47:59,831 and I mean putting it in the squad... 945 00:47:59,866 --> 00:48:01,468 Don't make it transport it your pompom... 946 00:48:01,503 --> 00:48:03,163 You gave him something to do... 947 00:48:04,070 --> 00:48:05,833 then I will give you a weapon. 948 00:48:07,373 --> 00:48:08,772 You're kidding me. 949 00:48:12,010 --> 00:48:13,136 Hey, Fern! 950 00:48:13,446 --> 00:48:14,912 Ferns, come here! 951 00:48:15,180 --> 00:48:16,670 He comes out and sucks the tank again It only takes a second to close the cyanide hose. 952 00:48:16,782 --> 00:48:19,046 Honey! 953 00:48:19,184 --> 00:48:20,344 Oh, there he is. 954 00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:22,516 This is my baby Ferns, meet best new friends 955 00:48:22,987 --> 00:48:24,387 We will be back soon. 956 00:48:25,157 --> 00:48:27,182 Don't take too long 957 00:48:30,295 --> 00:48:31,818 958 00:48:35,467 --> 00:48:36,797 959 00:48:37,502 --> 00:48:39,765 Let's breathe exercise, should we 960 00:48:41,806 --> 00:48:43,670 Is Jack upset because of that he can't be here 961 00:48:44,407 --> 00:48:45,705 We succeeded. 962 00:48:49,279 --> 00:48:50,267 Doing good, baby Let's remember our focal point. 963 00:48:50,548 --> 00:48:52,139 Okay, don't stop now Come on, we will succeed, baby. Come on. 964 00:48:54,684 --> 00:48:55,981 How sad people are. 965 00:48:56,052 --> 00:48:57,747 GOOD... 966 00:49:00,356 --> 00:49:02,153 Even with all our savings... 967 00:49:02,992 --> 00:49:04,016 it's still only 654 968 00:49:04,393 --> 00:49:05,761 Is that it? 969 00:49:05,796 --> 00:49:07,897 Hey, I even brought my parents foster children. 970 00:49:07,932 --> 00:49:08,659 Philippe's trip to collect rice... 971 00:49:08,731 --> 00:49:11,291 without pants this month 972 00:49:11,699 --> 00:49:13,167 OK, wait a minute. Hold it. 973 00:49:13,235 --> 00:49:15,065 974 00:49:15,670 --> 00:49:18,162 975 00:49:18,506 --> 00:49:20,440 Now, what do we do? before the big match 976 00:49:20,542 --> 00:49:21,566 Use the bathroom... 977 00:49:21,643 --> 00:49:24,203 because port-a-potties on dirty field 978 00:49:25,713 --> 00:49:26,644 My fault. 979 00:49:26,781 --> 00:49:29,306 What do we do that allows us to be as big as we are? 980 00:49:29,484 --> 00:49:31,062 I personally think how is Conan... 981 00:49:31,098 --> 00:49:32,641 started as an author, then... 982 00:49:32,753 --> 00:49:33,880 We practice. 983 00:49:33,988 --> 00:49:36,455 That's right. Exercise makes perfect. 984 00:49:36,657 --> 00:49:38,682 I am practicing to have a baby now. 985 00:49:38,793 --> 00:49:39,986 If we do practical work... 986 00:49:40,093 --> 00:49:41,822 we will not only get experience... 987 00:49:41,929 --> 00:49:44,523 but we will also get the money we need weapons. 988 00:49:45,065 --> 00:49:45,831 I have a perfect job... 989 00:49:45,866 --> 00:49:47,560 and I have to pee, so help me 990 00:49:51,571 --> 00:49:53,766 Hello. How much do you want 991 00:49:53,839 --> 00:49:55,101 Seven. 992 00:50:15,292 --> 00:50:17,350 - Hi. - Hello How much? 993 00:50:17,379 --> 00:50:18,760 Two, please 994 00:50:22,032 --> 00:50:23,021 Oops! 995 00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:33,366 You can, help me with him 996 00:50:58,000 --> 00:50:59,835 What kind of food? are they serving us... 997 00:50:59,870 --> 00:51:02,200 if they can turn around a prof at 200 dollars? 998 00:51:23,490 --> 00:51:24,924 Uh, Fern? 999 00:51:24,992 --> 00:51:25,924 Yes? 1000 00:51:25,993 --> 00:51:28,595 No more filling the tank before practicing, okay 1001 00:51:28,630 --> 00:51:29,754 GOOD. 1002 00:51:32,232 --> 00:51:34,096 So, you know, Are you? 1003 00:51:34,200 --> 00:51:36,259 Anorexic or bulimic? 1004 00:51:36,903 --> 00:51:38,927 Only skinny 1005 00:51:40,539 --> 00:51:42,268 Don't make me hate you. 1006 00:51:48,414 --> 00:51:49,937 Alright, let's go 1007 00:51:50,516 --> 00:51:52,780 My grandfather and grandmother returned from dinner at 4:30. 1008 00:51:57,056 --> 00:51:57,919 Ready? 1009 00:51:58,056 --> 00:51:59,455 GOOD! 1010 00:52:00,992 --> 00:52:02,358 What's the matter... 1011 00:52:02,460 --> 00:52:03,726 Oh no! 1012 00:52:03,761 --> 00:52:04,887 He is our Ikea. 1013 00:52:04,962 --> 00:52:06,758 How many signs do we need. 1014 00:52:06,830 --> 00:52:08,560 We shouldn't to do this. 1015 00:52:08,666 --> 00:52:10,065 Listen, maybe Lucy is right. 1016 00:52:10,134 --> 00:52:11,361 Maybe this is a sign. 1017 00:52:11,435 --> 00:52:12,367 Kansas? 1018 00:52:14,404 --> 00:52:15,837 Are you there? 1019 00:52:16,039 --> 00:52:17,734 Yeah, Grandma. Me and the squad. 1020 00:52:17,841 --> 00:52:19,775 Are you girls talking about boys? 1021 00:52:20,143 --> 00:52:22,007 Practicing kissing your hand? 1022 00:52:23,947 --> 00:52:25,479 Yes, you caught us 1023 00:52:25,515 --> 00:52:27,399 Oh, alright then I will put some cakes... 1024 00:52:27,434 --> 00:52:29,286 on the stairs for you girls 1025 00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:30,718 Thank you, it will be great. 1026 00:52:34,357 --> 00:52:35,949 You understand the big retarded girl... 1027 00:52:36,058 --> 00:52:37,422 there with you 1028 00:52:39,428 --> 00:52:41,588 Uh huh, yes, grandma 1029 00:52:41,763 --> 00:52:43,865 Then I'll throw some more treats on the plate. 1030 00:52:43,900 --> 00:52:44,832 He didn't mean that. 1031 00:52:44,867 --> 00:52:47,300 He lost a little of the old filter with the last scratch. 1032 00:52:47,736 --> 00:52:48,998 Where do I smoke? 1033 00:52:49,104 --> 00:52:50,705 Oh, I will have it for you right before it is "touched by an angel". 1034 00:52:50,740 --> 00:52:51,504 Don't worry You are damned well. 1035 00:52:51,539 --> 00:52:53,404 1036 00:52:57,445 --> 00:52:59,345 Oh, this is great. What are we doing? 1037 00:52:59,380 --> 00:53:01,575 Threatening people with a trunkful part? 1038 00:53:01,949 --> 00:53:03,610 I'm sorry, you guys When you're facing South American rebels... 1039 00:53:03,751 --> 00:53:05,519 You have to take what you can get 1040 00:53:05,553 --> 00:53:07,688 This is trunkful nonsense. 1041 00:53:07,723 --> 00:53:08,921 Excuse me, are you guys? know what I don't see here 1042 00:53:08,955 --> 00:53:11,686 What? 1043 00:53:12,059 --> 00:53:13,026 I don't see a problem. 1044 00:53:13,159 --> 00:53:14,786 I see a big big craft project... 1045 00:53:14,894 --> 00:53:16,919 sit right in front of me. 1046 00:53:16,997 --> 00:53:18,588 So, Kansas, get some glue... 1047 00:53:18,698 --> 00:53:22,031 some recordings, and a nail file. 1048 00:53:22,135 --> 00:53:24,569 1049 00:54:20,723 --> 00:54:23,292 Meanwhile, the most important thing in my life... 1050 00:54:23,327 --> 00:54:24,622 will happen soon. 1051 00:54:24,692 --> 00:54:27,663 Join us "A" and "B" cheerleader players... 1052 00:54:27,698 --> 00:54:30,153 with respect to winter sports! 1053 00:54:39,674 --> 00:54:42,074 Winter sports rally is only, like... 1054 00:54:42,143 --> 00:54:44,906 biggest cheerleader this year's event 1055 00:54:45,846 --> 00:54:48,144 I've been practicing for months. 1056 00:54:48,782 --> 00:54:51,151 This is my big chance to show the whole school... 1057 00:54:51,186 --> 00:54:53,711 that I really belong to in the "A" squad. 1058 00:55:09,101 --> 00:55:11,001 I just want to say, which is usually, 1059 00:55:11,103 --> 00:55:12,831 I'm a great skater. 1060 00:55:12,937 --> 00:55:16,135 Some homo are jealous, who will remain nameless... 1061 00:55:16,375 --> 00:55:18,433 obviously sabotaging my shoes. 1062 00:55:19,311 --> 00:55:20,868 I'm really humiliated... 1063 00:55:20,945 --> 00:55:23,243 In front of the whole body of the student. 1064 00:55:24,816 --> 00:55:26,943 Talk about adding insult to injury... 1065 00:55:27,218 --> 00:55:29,516 at the last minute, Diane Finland put... 1066 00:55:29,587 --> 00:55:32,784 the mutant monkey girl on the pyramid! 1067 00:55:33,557 --> 00:55:34,582 Yes! 1068 00:55:35,460 --> 00:55:36,518 No way! 1069 00:55:36,627 --> 00:55:39,027 This destroys the whole afterlife. 1070 00:55:39,229 --> 00:55:40,787 Ask anyone Conan O'Brien... 1071 00:55:51,208 --> 00:55:53,801 Conan O'Brien... 1072 00:55:54,911 --> 00:55:57,607 Conan O'Brien. Conan O'Brien... 1073 00:55:58,481 --> 00:56:00,846 Come on, Cleo. 1074 00:56:00,949 --> 00:56:02,144 We won't waste it this week's question... 1075 00:56:02,218 --> 00:56:03,651 1076 00:56:03,718 --> 00:56:05,447 to the underworld in Conan 1077 00:56:05,554 --> 00:56:07,851 Who made one-question-one week rules anyway? 1078 00:56:07,885 --> 00:56:10,147 It's in the Bible, , just close it. 1079 00:56:10,292 --> 00:56:12,522 OK, okay Here it is... 1080 00:56:12,895 --> 00:56:15,021 What is the day? after Christmas... 1081 00:56:15,130 --> 00:56:17,098 the best day for theft? 1082 00:56:19,100 --> 00:56:19,825 Yes! 1083 00:56:19,833 --> 00:56:22,564 Girl, numerology confirms it too Look! 1084 00:56:22,837 --> 00:56:24,394 Likewise "Warrior luck". 1085 00:56:24,505 --> 00:56:27,269 A nice day to go out the ball on offensive. 1086 00:56:27,776 --> 00:56:30,243 Then it's time for my mom now 1087 00:56:32,145 --> 00:56:35,877 Be careful. Have fun. The ski mask has finished. 1088 00:56:36,015 --> 00:56:38,040 Use this mask to fight strength... 1089 00:56:38,217 --> 00:56:40,447 and never bends in the bathroom. 1090 00:56:40,653 --> 00:56:42,780 Hey, Diane, you can do that Mood-swing Betty. 1091 00:56:42,855 --> 00:56:43,981 Hannah, you Virgin Betty... 1092 00:56:44,091 --> 00:56:45,921 with the choice of horse and saddle 1093 00:56:46,859 --> 00:56:48,655 And ferns, you can... 1094 00:56:49,162 --> 00:56:51,357 Oh, God, we forgot Fern. 1095 00:56:51,798 --> 00:56:52,764 Oh, it's okay 1096 00:56:52,864 --> 00:56:54,890 My mother and the girls only Take them for theft. 1097 00:56:54,968 --> 00:56:56,434 Not a private matter. 1098 00:56:56,568 --> 00:56:59,162 Hey, I have to entertain with you guys I am happier than Make-A-Wish child at Disneyland. 1099 00:56:59,638 --> 00:57:02,402 Well, we will all sign your yearbook This, take mine 1100 00:57:02,541 --> 00:57:05,271 Listen, I don't know how to tell you... 1101 00:57:07,945 --> 00:57:10,004 1102 00:57:11,016 --> 00:57:13,210 1103 00:57:13,284 --> 00:57:16,277 but I got my scholarship 1104 00:57:17,021 --> 00:57:18,613 I can't go through this 1105 00:57:20,025 --> 00:57:22,193 You broke the National High School... 1106 00:57:22,228 --> 00:57:23,558 Cheerleading Promise Association... 1107 00:57:23,627 --> 00:57:25,686 loyalty and conformity. 1108 00:57:26,397 --> 00:57:28,956 I will turn in my pompom after Christmas 1109 00:57:29,399 --> 00:57:31,132 You know, you guys are crazy if you don't think the villain will... 1110 00:57:31,167 --> 00:57:32,881 I'm happy to turn you for a package from Lucky's. 1111 00:57:32,916 --> 00:57:34,596 Oh yeah! 1112 00:57:34,904 --> 00:57:36,200 Well, unlike you, the villain... 1113 00:57:36,306 --> 00:57:37,796 swear, and they remain with him. 1114 00:57:37,874 --> 00:57:39,671 You don't mess with with others on... 1115 00:57:39,775 --> 00:57:41,003 and you never mess with your child 1116 00:57:41,076 --> 00:57:43,101 1117 00:57:44,146 --> 00:57:45,909 I'm sorry, Diane. 1118 00:58:01,863 --> 00:58:03,763 Fight against strength! 1119 00:58:23,916 --> 00:58:25,908 1, 2, 3! 1120 00:58:28,721 --> 00:58:29,984 God! 1121 00:58:34,260 --> 00:58:35,728 Oh dear... 1122 00:58:35,861 --> 00:58:37,419 Next Christmas... 1123 00:58:37,697 --> 00:58:39,459 I'm a diamond in it 1124 00:58:39,532 --> 00:58:41,466 I don't know what to say. 1125 00:58:42,501 --> 00:58:44,627 Well, say you love me I love you. 1126 00:58:45,670 --> 00:58:46,831 I love you too. 1127 00:58:46,906 --> 00:58:48,566 Oh, God, this is mine. 1128 00:58:57,549 --> 00:58:58,880 This is very lame. It's not romantic or anything. 1129 00:58:58,949 --> 00:59:01,076 No, no, no, bro. I will like it. 1130 00:59:01,151 --> 00:59:03,619 Ah, gift certificate! 1131 00:59:05,689 --> 00:59:07,554 For a new catjob on GTO. 1132 00:59:07,624 --> 00:59:11,185 Yes, I'm thinking that maybe you want... 1133 00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:12,623 1134 00:59:12,696 --> 00:59:14,526 to change the color after Christmas 1135 00:59:16,032 --> 00:59:16,998 Wow... 1136 00:59:17,033 --> 00:59:18,330 Do you like it? 1137 00:59:18,468 --> 00:59:22,564 I sold the car to buy you the ring 1138 00:59:25,141 --> 00:59:25,908 Are you kidding me? 1139 00:59:25,943 --> 00:59:27,101 No! 1140 00:59:28,811 --> 00:59:29,800 We don't have a car. 1141 00:59:31,313 --> 00:59:32,610 No. 1142 00:59:33,181 --> 00:59:35,275 Oh! Oh, honey Beloved... 1143 00:59:35,383 --> 00:59:36,281 Kansas, listen to me Jack sells our vacation car. 1144 00:59:42,624 --> 00:59:44,683 This is some fucking "Gift of the Magi". 1145 00:59:44,826 --> 00:59:46,486 Oops, Mommy is sorry, sweet pea. 1146 00:59:46,628 --> 00:59:48,925 Swear the surest way to... 1147 00:59:49,096 --> 00:59:51,062 Oh, shit! 1148 00:59:51,097 --> 00:59:53,029 Mother's needs a holiday car 1149 00:59:53,934 --> 00:59:55,458 Occupy! 1150 00:59:55,736 --> 00:59:57,863 We can't stop! 1151 01:00:10,016 --> 01:00:10,807 1152 01:00:10,884 --> 01:00:11,942 1153 01:00:12,051 --> 01:00:13,951 The brakes are bad! 1154 01:00:14,787 --> 01:00:16,118 Come on, Kansas, let's go fast! 1155 01:00:16,189 --> 01:00:17,554 Fern, you have to do it slowly. 1156 01:00:17,657 --> 01:00:19,822 Oh, dear God... please don't let us run in Kansas. 1157 01:00:19,992 --> 01:00:20,824 Helping! 1158 01:00:20,859 --> 01:00:22,623 Enter! Fast! 1159 01:00:23,529 --> 01:00:24,587 The brakes are broken. 1160 01:00:24,696 --> 01:00:27,599 Take my hand, Kansas. Come on, Kansas! 1161 01:00:27,634 --> 01:00:30,090 Come on, try it. 1162 01:00:40,278 --> 01:00:43,543 God! 1163 01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:51,778 Anyone carrying Next repair of underwear? 1164 01:01:36,798 --> 01:01:37,526 Who are you? 1165 01:01:37,598 --> 01:01:39,565 That damn Bionic woman? 1166 01:01:39,600 --> 01:01:41,626 I just pulled it, and it came from. 1167 01:01:41,769 --> 01:01:42,901 Good, this is great. 1168 01:01:42,936 --> 01:01:44,571 Now we have to enter through the front door. 1169 01:01:44,606 --> 01:01:46,596 Listen, this is not my fault. 1170 01:01:46,707 --> 01:01:49,005 Hey! Allah, rule number 1: 1171 01:01:49,076 --> 01:01:51,305 You never took off the mask, You heard me? 1172 01:01:51,444 --> 01:01:54,470 No matter what happens, You never take off the mask. 1173 01:01:54,614 --> 01:01:57,048 I'm sorry, Kansas. 1174 01:01:57,116 --> 01:01:58,344 Oh! Lord, no 1175 01:01:58,417 --> 01:02:00,418 Rule number 2: There is no name. 1176 01:02:00,453 --> 01:02:02,147 There's no damn name, you hinder. 1177 01:02:02,254 --> 01:02:04,985 For God's sake, White Meatballs Betty. 1178 01:02:05,091 --> 01:02:06,791 I am not aware of regulations coming into effect... 1179 01:02:06,826 --> 01:02:08,726 before we enter the supermarket. 1180 01:02:09,028 --> 01:02:11,257 Now, use your head, stalker Betty Betty, stop it. 1181 01:02:11,830 --> 01:02:13,628 The best squad is one who hopes for the best... 1182 01:02:14,065 --> 01:02:16,499 1183 01:02:16,568 --> 01:02:18,798 and prepare for the worst. National High School... 1184 01:02:18,870 --> 01:02:21,134 Cheerleading Head of association letter 1185 01:02:21,538 --> 01:02:23,597 Now, let's handle it. 1186 01:02:26,543 --> 01:02:28,704 We are ready, we are ready... 1187 01:02:28,846 --> 01:02:31,337 and this will happen the best bank robbery ever...... because... 1188 01:02:31,448 --> 01:02:32,540 Cheerleaders kick... 1189 01:02:32,650 --> 01:02:35,084 This is me. 1190 01:02:41,624 --> 01:02:42,556 Lucy? 1191 01:02:42,625 --> 01:02:43,819 What do you want? 1192 01:02:44,027 --> 01:02:45,120 I want to help. I am part of this squad. 1193 01:02:45,195 --> 01:02:48,027 Oh no. 1194 01:02:48,131 --> 01:02:49,223 You have committed the highest sin You left your squad to be with a man 1195 01:02:49,399 --> 01:02:52,163 And that person own devil... 1196 01:02:52,468 --> 01:02:55,265 1197 01:02:55,470 --> 01:02:57,632 1198 01:02:57,774 --> 01:03:00,971 because only the devil turns you against your sister 1199 01:03:04,413 --> 01:03:05,675 Let's go. 1200 01:03:35,709 --> 01:03:37,733 What is this? 1201 01:03:53,958 --> 01:03:56,553 Get on the ground now! 1202 01:03:59,598 --> 01:04:01,200 We have tape. Don't worry about that. 1203 01:04:01,234 --> 01:04:02,860 I say down! 1204 01:04:10,508 --> 01:04:12,203 Alright, eh Hello? 1205 01:04:12,377 --> 01:04:14,708 Yes. Excuse me. Yes, hi. 1206 01:04:14,845 --> 01:04:16,646 Umm, are you robbing? supermarket... 1207 01:04:16,682 --> 01:04:18,011 or bank branch? 1208 01:04:18,115 --> 01:04:19,412 Bank. 1209 01:04:19,616 --> 01:04:20,844 OK, so... 1210 01:04:20,918 --> 01:04:22,215 do you want to everyone down... 1211 01:04:22,250 --> 01:04:23,513 or only people in the bank? 1212 01:04:24,688 --> 01:04:26,849 - All of you! - Bank branch! 1213 01:04:29,992 --> 01:04:31,927 - Bank Branch! - All of you! 1214 01:04:33,330 --> 01:04:35,354 Will you shut up I'll handle this 1215 01:04:36,098 --> 01:04:36,998 Only bank branches 1216 01:04:37,033 --> 01:04:39,365 Everyone else, just go about your business 1217 01:04:45,707 --> 01:04:46,969 Damn, this doesn't work Everyone 1218 01:04:47,042 --> 01:04:48,943 That is an illegal derivative. 1219 01:05:20,541 --> 01:05:22,371 God. 1220 01:05:33,418 --> 01:05:35,010 String pompom "A". 1221 01:05:35,188 --> 01:05:37,382 Keep your eyes on the ground 1222 01:05:37,823 --> 01:05:39,518 This is good 1223 01:05:39,624 --> 01:05:40,489 How are we? 1224 01:05:40,559 --> 01:05:42,288 Fast. Big bills, big bills. 1225 01:05:44,729 --> 01:05:46,094 This is bullshit! 1226 01:05:46,164 --> 01:05:48,064 That's what this is. 1227 01:05:48,133 --> 01:05:49,531 Dirt! 1228 01:05:49,600 --> 01:05:50,692 I'm fine here Lasts. 1229 01:05:50,768 --> 01:05:52,702 I won't let some pieces of dirt... 1230 01:05:54,105 --> 01:05:56,540 Betty's doll tells me what to do 1231 01:05:56,607 --> 01:05:58,939 There is no Bob sire. 1232 01:05:59,143 --> 01:06:01,542 1233 01:06:03,414 --> 01:06:05,244 Freeze or meet Jesus, jerk! 1234 01:06:05,348 --> 01:06:08,419 Never use God's children names in vain... 1235 01:06:08,453 --> 01:06:10,511 around this section in U.S. A. 1236 01:06:14,591 --> 01:06:16,183 What's the matter? 1237 01:06:21,597 --> 01:06:23,259 Uh, I forgot to tell you 1238 01:06:23,366 --> 01:06:26,061 Sometimes when rebels take a gun from a corpse... 1239 01:06:26,201 --> 01:06:28,363 a few rounds of life left in the clip 1240 01:06:29,304 --> 01:06:30,862 It's nice to hear that. 1241 01:06:36,644 --> 01:06:38,703 Christ is a cracker. 1242 01:06:39,648 --> 01:06:41,274 All right, you guys, let's go 1243 01:07:07,107 --> 01:07:08,908 I live here at the scene from today... 1244 01:07:08,943 --> 01:07:10,273 bank robbery that is very unusual... 1245 01:07:10,308 --> 01:07:11,604 talking to an eyewitness 1246 01:07:11,710 --> 01:07:12,735 Can you please tell us a little... 1247 01:07:12,811 --> 01:07:13,607 about what happened here today? 1248 01:07:13,679 --> 01:07:15,080 Yes. Actually, you're talking for the right person... 1249 01:07:15,115 --> 01:07:16,275 because I proof is running 1250 01:07:16,382 --> 01:07:18,316 GOOD. One of them steps right on... 1251 01:07:21,119 --> 01:07:22,212 This is important, friend. 1252 01:07:22,288 --> 01:07:24,847 Hello? Can you mess up... for printing? This is important. 1253 01:07:25,256 --> 01:07:27,486 I can't believe you standing there, you idiot! 1254 01:07:28,459 --> 01:07:29,721 Wait, wait, I forgot. 1255 01:07:29,827 --> 01:07:32,261 I have this. This is very important... 1256 01:07:33,331 --> 01:07:35,230 That's very good. Thank you for your time. 1257 01:07:35,366 --> 01:07:37,664 Well, as you can see, this crime is here today... 1258 01:07:37,735 --> 01:07:39,794 affects people very seriously 1259 01:07:40,171 --> 01:07:40,966 If you have never heard of it: 1260 01:07:41,071 --> 01:07:44,200 Today, 5 Betty is pregnant dolls robbing a bank. 1261 01:07:46,109 --> 01:07:47,973 Can you believe this 1262 01:07:48,712 --> 01:07:50,680 We are like celebrities. 1263 01:07:50,814 --> 01:07:52,213 It's better to enjoy it now. 1264 01:07:52,348 --> 01:07:54,681 Because tomorrow a little the child falls into the well 1265 01:07:54,751 --> 01:07:57,310 and we are nothing but the memory is far away. 1266 01:08:00,423 --> 01:08:02,857 Disginer is incinerated. 1267 01:08:05,428 --> 01:08:07,225 Oh, bad news, Di. 1268 01:08:07,330 --> 01:08:10,697 There is one thing we want can't fit in the stove. 1269 01:08:14,971 --> 01:08:16,562 God. 1270 01:08:16,738 --> 01:08:18,672 Oh, you guys! 1271 01:08:18,806 --> 01:08:22,004 Thank you. Oh! 1272 01:08:22,744 --> 01:08:24,506 Can you believe we did it? 1273 01:08:25,112 --> 01:08:26,205 I mean... 1274 01:08:26,381 --> 01:08:27,507 We succeed. 1275 01:08:28,449 --> 01:08:30,474 We really did it. 1276 01:08:38,259 --> 01:08:39,971 I think no can be predicted... 1277 01:08:40,006 --> 01:08:41,685 that bullshit is almost o'clock. 1278 01:08:41,762 --> 01:08:44,355 I mean, the only person cares about, thinking about... 1279 01:08:44,464 --> 01:08:46,329 or discussed is the robbery. 1280 01:08:46,432 --> 01:08:49,333 Judging by the way robber practically flies... 1281 01:08:49,435 --> 01:08:51,561 to spray paint security cameras... 1282 01:08:51,737 --> 01:08:54,070 I think it's an Asian gang. 1283 01:08:54,741 --> 01:08:56,537 Yes. Because as a person... 1284 01:08:56,642 --> 01:09:00,442 they tend to be quite small and very acrobatic. 1285 01:09:03,583 --> 01:09:05,015 Only that is needed. 1286 01:09:05,083 --> 01:09:06,380 The next thing you know... 1287 01:09:06,517 --> 01:09:09,316 Dim sum Charlie is transported for interrogation. 1288 01:09:10,255 --> 01:09:13,850 From there, the city alone It seems like the ape is exposed. 1289 01:09:17,995 --> 01:09:19,826 That's it! There he is! 1290 01:09:21,599 --> 01:09:23,727 It spreads faster than cancer... 1291 01:09:23,801 --> 01:09:25,291 on the girls' swimming team. 1292 01:09:25,503 --> 01:09:27,237 Someone at Lincoln will do it Say something like... 1293 01:09:27,273 --> 01:09:28,670 They dress like a group... 1294 01:09:28,738 --> 01:09:31,104 doll freakin 'Betty, for... sake. 1295 01:09:31,174 --> 01:09:33,574 They have this... little voice... 1296 01:09:33,677 --> 01:09:36,475 and only a bunch of... damn queers... 1297 01:09:36,546 --> 01:09:38,275 will shoot a union hat 1298 01:09:38,448 --> 01:09:39,676 Suddenly... 1299 01:09:39,749 --> 01:09:41,376 This is in "Jerry Springer". 1300 01:09:41,551 --> 01:09:43,651 This is very big. 1301 01:09:43,686 --> 01:09:45,388 And welcome to the event. Today, we will meet... 1302 01:09:45,423 --> 01:09:46,987 more and more from transvestites... 1303 01:09:47,023 --> 01:09:49,013 who doesn't like dressing like a woman 1304 01:09:49,124 --> 01:09:51,389 They like to dress up as a pregnant woman. 1305 01:09:56,165 --> 01:09:56,959 Eric Karros... 1306 01:09:56,999 --> 01:09:58,801 It feels like the whole country has gone down... 1307 01:09:58,835 --> 01:10:00,199 with Betty's doll fever. 1308 01:10:00,234 --> 01:10:01,837 Left drive up wall left field... 1309 01:10:01,872 --> 01:10:04,066 be waiting Mr. Bettys. 1310 01:10:06,240 --> 01:10:07,798 And then it finally happens... 1311 01:10:07,909 --> 01:10:09,774 when I have already waiting 1312 01:10:09,944 --> 01:10:11,206 Dip a little nonsense... 1313 01:10:11,312 --> 01:10:13,212 finally followed up on my proof 1314 01:10:19,920 --> 01:10:21,547 Hi. I'm Kurt Loder with MTV News Brief. 1315 01:10:21,655 --> 01:10:23,987 The authorities now believe in a group of teenage girls... 1316 01:10:24,057 --> 01:10:26,224 is responsible for the robbery of the doll bank Betty. 1317 01:10:26,258 --> 01:10:28,261 Look forward to my interview with Alanis Morissette... 1318 01:10:28,296 --> 01:10:29,853 on the negative influence of Betty's doll... 1319 01:10:29,930 --> 01:10:32,056 to young girls, right after this. 1320 01:10:36,535 --> 01:10:37,297 Hello? 1321 01:10:37,403 --> 01:10:39,701 That's Lucy. Lucy goes to the police. 1322 01:10:39,805 --> 01:10:40,829 Remember, Kansas. 1323 01:10:40,940 --> 01:10:42,039 Every time you finger point... 1324 01:10:42,074 --> 01:10:43,666 you have three more points back to you 1325 01:10:43,809 --> 01:10:45,678 He is a weak tit in this mama cat... 1326 01:10:45,713 --> 01:10:47,042 from the beginning. 1327 01:10:47,445 --> 01:10:49,078 - That you? - Yeah. Hold it. 1328 01:10:49,148 --> 01:10:50,046 Just call me later 1329 01:10:50,116 --> 01:10:51,673 I have to get some smoking for my grandmother 1330 01:10:51,816 --> 01:10:53,113 Don't use large bills. 1331 01:10:53,218 --> 01:10:55,379 For one pack of cigs? I will use the food stamp. 1332 01:10:56,788 --> 01:10:57,516 Hello? 1333 01:10:57,622 --> 01:10:58,451 We die They showed this prison film to my teen group on Sunday 1334 01:10:58,623 --> 01:11:01,217 Hannah... 1335 01:11:01,359 --> 01:11:01,790 No, it's not like that the prison we see 1336 01:11:01,826 --> 01:11:03,690 All of these women have shaved their heads... 1337 01:11:03,827 --> 01:11:05,352 because they get fleas from The dirty life they live. 1338 01:11:05,430 --> 01:11:07,920 Oh no. I'm going to be someone's bald ***! 1339 01:11:08,332 --> 01:11:11,529 Oops Wait a minute. 1340 01:11:12,269 --> 01:11:13,600 Hello? 1341 01:11:13,737 --> 01:11:14,495 Di? This is Luce. 1342 01:11:14,604 --> 01:11:16,038 1343 01:11:16,173 --> 01:11:18,767 Kansas just called and said he would scare me. 1344 01:11:18,975 --> 01:11:21,570 Then I heard coughs and thuds and Kansas had to go. 1345 01:11:21,678 --> 01:11:23,872 I think her grandmother has another heart attack 1346 01:11:23,980 --> 01:11:25,972 Anyway, why? does he want to scare me? 1347 01:11:26,149 --> 01:11:27,446 He thinks you went to the police 1348 01:11:27,750 --> 01:11:29,083 What? That's crazy. 1349 01:11:29,118 --> 01:11:30,915 Why did I leave? to the police 1350 01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:32,777 Relax. I have to get it. 1351 01:11:32,855 --> 01:11:34,049 See you tomorrow. 1352 01:11:34,489 --> 01:11:35,217 Hello? 1353 01:11:35,357 --> 01:11:37,451 My Sunday school teacher said that in prison... 1354 01:11:37,593 --> 01:11:39,423 woman pushing stick broom up your... 1355 01:11:40,162 --> 01:11:41,288 Hold. 1356 01:11:41,662 --> 01:11:42,561 Yes? 1357 01:11:51,138 --> 01:11:52,469 Hello? 1358 01:11:54,508 --> 01:11:57,272 No, this is Diane. I think You have the wrong number. 1359 01:11:58,412 --> 01:12:00,243 Oops That's me Must go. 1360 01:12:00,481 --> 01:12:03,348 Wrong number? Not! 1361 01:12:03,517 --> 01:12:04,245 Hello? 1362 01:12:04,318 --> 01:12:05,648 In, I'm just calling to say... 1363 01:12:05,719 --> 01:12:07,948 Conan talked about us again last night 1364 01:12:08,221 --> 01:12:10,156 Thank you, Cleo. See you tomorrow. 1365 01:12:13,193 --> 01:12:14,854 Morning sun. 1366 01:12:15,228 --> 01:12:17,957 Remember, except for morning sickness... 1367 01:12:18,231 --> 01:12:19,596 dazzling back pain... 1368 01:12:19,732 --> 01:12:21,461 and embarrassing unexpected gas... 1369 01:12:21,601 --> 01:12:24,091 this is the best day your life, so far 1370 01:12:27,439 --> 01:12:29,736 Hey, hey, hey. Not so fast. 1371 01:12:30,175 --> 01:12:32,040 Following your dreams is not a crime 1372 01:12:32,277 --> 01:12:33,744 Nobody suspects you. 1373 01:12:34,078 --> 01:12:35,637 Nobody has a clue. 1374 02:46:38,001 --> 01:13:17,610 Someone didn't take a shower today? 1375 01:13:18,020 --> 01:13:21,546 Hey, Lisa, are you running? Carmen Electra last summer? 1376 01:13:21,990 --> 01:13:22,854 No. 1377 01:13:22,958 --> 01:13:24,059 Oh, because of that It looks like you have... 1378 01:13:24,094 --> 01:13:25,321 some of her breasts to you. 1379 01:13:27,862 --> 01:13:28,662 This is just coming from... 1380 01:13:28,696 --> 01:13:30,960 National High School Cheerleading Association. 1381 01:13:31,432 --> 01:13:32,694 You might want to find it... 1382 01:13:32,799 --> 01:13:34,131 before you try again cradle dismounts... 1383 01:13:34,202 --> 01:13:35,601 from double-based partner stunts... 1384 01:13:35,670 --> 01:13:38,832 the one above the shoulder stands level without using 3 catchers. 1385 01:13:45,946 --> 01:13:48,005 What did he say? How does he know? 1386 01:13:49,415 --> 01:13:52,010 FBI. FBI. Freezing! 1387 01:13:58,157 --> 01:14:00,819 Sorry to bother you, ma'am, but will this take a long time? 1388 01:14:00,928 --> 01:14:01,757 It's a game night. 1389 01:14:01,861 --> 01:14:03,123 front face 1390 01:14:05,631 --> 01:14:07,066 Are you sure they can't see us? 1391 01:14:07,101 --> 01:14:08,465 One-way mirror, Mom. 1392 01:14:18,143 --> 01:14:19,667 Under "Law & Order," they get to make one phone call 1393 01:14:19,844 --> 01:14:21,813 I need to call the fat from my baby This is mushrooms. Leave that. 1394 01:14:28,719 --> 01:14:30,778 There is nothing I can do just do it. Hello? 1395 01:14:31,555 --> 01:14:33,750 Lisa, this is Diane. We have to talk. 1396 01:14:33,857 --> 01:14:36,381 And that's why I'm going forward. 1397 01:14:38,996 --> 01:14:40,929 can you see it all proof... 1398 01:14:43,133 --> 01:14:44,225 points to Diane and the "A" squad. 1399 01:14:44,401 --> 01:14:46,664 Oh, of course. 1400 01:14:46,936 --> 01:14:48,870 1401 01:14:49,372 --> 01:14:51,040 Your testimony will prove in valuable... 1402 01:14:51,075 --> 01:14:53,166 Unfortunately, is not them They all waited on the outskirts of my city that day... 1403 01:14:55,211 --> 01:14:56,939 while I met supermarket for some cash. 1404 01:14:07,012 --> 01:14:59,538 Well, it's better to go. 1405 01:15:05,020 --> 01:15:07,682 No one can progress by sitting behind them 1406 01:15:08,222 --> 01:15:10,783 Hey! Here! 1407 01:15:19,166 --> 01:15:21,259 What is he doing here? 1408 01:15:23,504 --> 01:15:25,267 Come on. 1409 01:15:27,074 --> 01:15:28,006 I don't understand, Lisa. 1410 01:15:34,914 --> 01:15:36,041 Why did you tell the police? that we are with you 1411 01:15:36,183 --> 01:15:38,047 Listen, you guys, failure to plan... 1412 01:15:38,184 --> 01:15:39,708 is the plan for failure We need an alibi. 1413 01:15:39,786 --> 01:15:41,185 What's in it for him? 1414 01:15:41,388 --> 01:15:42,753 1415 01:15:45,724 --> 01:15:47,352 1416 01:15:48,094 --> 01:15:52,190 Well, the "A" squad is running to need a new captain soon 1417 01:16:00,638 --> 01:16:02,971 Seeing! If it's not for my alibi... 1418 01:16:03,075 --> 01:16:05,372 You will all go to college with correspondence 1419 01:16:08,514 --> 01:16:10,447 Get away from me! 1420 01:16:14,952 --> 01:16:16,214 Diane! 1421 01:16:16,287 --> 01:16:17,810 God, roll a window! 1422 01:16:17,921 --> 01:16:19,048 Sorry, it just slipped out. 1423 01:16:19,357 --> 01:16:20,345 GOOD! 1424 01:16:20,457 --> 01:16:22,448 It's funny how things went well in the end. 1425 01:16:22,726 --> 01:16:24,558 Diane looks in the pompom... 1426 01:16:24,696 --> 01:16:26,925 and I am new "A" team captain. 1427 01:16:27,030 --> 01:16:30,124 After all, National High School Cheerleading Association... 1428 01:16:30,200 --> 01:16:32,667 rule number one: Always standing behind... 1429 01:16:32,735 --> 01:16:34,202 fellow cheerleader... 1430 01:16:34,304 --> 01:16:36,363 especially when they are 7 months pregnant, 1431 01:16:36,439 --> 01:16:39,566 locked in a retaining tank, and looking at 15 lives. 1432 01:16:40,410 --> 01:16:42,172 Actually, I made the last bit a little... 1433 01:16:42,244 --> 01:16:44,404 but you know what I mean.