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Oh, shit.
I've done it for a very long time.
Oh, damn it!
Ow! Owww!
Ow, damn it!
But I will tell you,
I started doing it stand-up comedy in 2006.
I don't know what this is amphetamine,
Xanax, grass, or liquor,
But I feel really great.
I have toured nonstop for the last five years.
All that I have done over the past five years,
really my life, has caused this.
I know that people don't know what is expected of this,
but they will never damn just forget about it
Go there and give it to them, Steve-O.
Give them hard.
Women and men,
Steve-O!
Clean in half a bastard.
Yes!
This is a big problem.
Yes!
What are the four thumbs up and love blowjobs?
I fucking love blowjobs, man.
Does anyone want it?
Fuck, Austin, Texas!
What is happening?
This is the biggest night my life has ever been!
And thank you very much for being here
It's fucking down.
So I started answering the question, okay
Because I've got this since the first day.
How is it all? Jackass's goods start?
People want to know my secret to break into the show business,
and I will tell you, I have three
I am a terrible student.
Attention whorehouse
And drug addicts.
That helps.
When I was in high school, man,
Not only, like, my value is a problem
A week before graduation,
I was transported to counselor guidance office
He said, "We know already have been dealing with drugs, big time
And if you think we will not expel you
only one week before graduation,
think again, because it happened. "
But it's only my words against the word
from all new students I sell acid to.
Yes. ,
and I went to University of Miami,
where in two weeks the class started
I was in the final probation period. dorm,
I failed my class, and I left,
I want to call overachieving.
So I'm on my way out of the University of Miami,
and people ask me, like,
"Well, how are you? will do it now?"
And I told them, "I will do it video recordings fucked-up shit,
and I will be a famous crazy stuntman."
Yes!
Everyone thinks the same thing.
"Too bad."
But I don't care because I have a vision,
and I have special expertise.
I am really good when I drink bong water.
I will squeeze lemon juice
to my eyes anytime
And on special occasions,
I will let people strangle me
completely unconscious
Women and men, are here
is the top UFC fighter,
American Army Ranger
and snipers, Tim Kennedy.
Make some noise.
Wake up!
We get a show to do!
Did he drop me?
Yes!
Yes? Do I fall?
Yes!
Fuck, I don't remember.
The craziest thing is that with all these special skills,
no one hires me
My life is sucked in
until I know
Ringling Bros. and Barnum & amp; Bailey Clown College.
I'm like, "Dude, if I can graduate from there,
people will take me seriously as a stuntman."
And it's completely free to enter
The only thing they, like, is charged for you
Do you like custom made clown costumes.
Not only do I enter,
they free my costume fees.
So I went to Clown College about damn scholarships
But the best thing
is when I go to Clown College,
my cousin went to a mortar school,
and our mother very much argue
whose son is a bigger loser.
I graduated from Clown College,
But I'm not one of the clowns that is picked to work
for circus animal torture
So I have to borrow $ 20
to buy Greyhound Bus tickets
to return to my sister's house
and hang my favorite clown costume in the closet
while doing nothing,
and I sell wild grass.
And the bag of weeds I sell
do not weigh what they should weigh.
But after I'm done rip you,
I will show you a cool trick.
Allow me to show.
I will pour drinks for myself.
I will balance this drink in my head.
As soon as I release the cup,
Both of my arms go down completely by my side
While this drink is balanced in my head,
I am not allowed to raise my hand at all,
and I have to drink it without spilling one drop.
I will ask you if you are ready...
But I know not.
But if I really rip you off,
I feel I owe you a bigger trick
And this is very good I know the trick,
because my life sucks dick.
I like, "I need a plan."
And one thing I can think about it
is how scared I am always
when I'm walking on my big stage
Like, man, if I fall, I will mess.
That's it.
So I call people I know
in skateboard magazines in California.
I say, "Oh, man, I will go go to my stage
and be light all over me Costume is stilted on fire.
I will open the beer and pound it
while I tip
= = and splash on concrete. "
So these people from skateboard magazines say,
"We will shoot it."
They wait until I go there to say,
"Hey, this isn't just for skateboard magazines.
This is for pilots for a television program on MTV
exclaims Jackass."
Now when Jackass comes out,
I mean, I'm ready.
The first thing I did did I move to LA,
and when I got there We jumped on an airplane
and fly to Europe to go special episode films
racing cars through all these countries
Now, I know we will go being in the car for five days,
so I challenge me Friend Jackass Chris Pontius
for a friendly competition
to see who can ejaculate most often in the car while it's full of dudes
and driving on the road.
That's the rule.
So the race starts in London, England
Fireworks explode
The cars are peeled.
Pontius and I start tugging.
But that's daylight outside,
and our friends wake up.
We can't even get angry.
But that doesn't stop us.
We pull our wet noodles, just giggling,
"Aah!"
And London has all of that double decker bus,
so everyone of them passes
everyone on the upper deck just looks down right.
"Aghh!"
And we don't want to stop.
We really sweat profusely, just soaking wet.
I gave myself an abrasion.
We arrived on the coast of England,
driving a car to the train,
which is under the ocean
and spit us to France.
Still jacking.
Car jacking.
Nothing works until we get to Belgium,
where the night is dark.
Pontius is asleep Next to me in the back seat.
Johnny Knoxville is sleeping in the passenger seat
in front of me.
The producer is awake,
but he drives, is looking.
I have some privacy.
I can take it myself dating.
And that works, and I can feel it,
and there are so many forces behind the load
after all it's interesting and try
When I finally criticized it to the car window,
It's really surprising I don't break damn things
I mean, it seems like I shot it
with a bunch of paintballs.
Bow arc bow!
That's amazing, and I can't believe it.
I just woke up Johnny Knoxville,
"Dude, Knoxville, wake up!
Take the camera, man. This film!"
I want him to hurry immediately that all drizzled too far,
do you know?
So Knoxville is just shooting
all this comes,
panning on it while he asks,
"What's that in the window, Steve-O?"
And when he got to me, I left,
"I don't know," you know?
So we filmed the load after the load.
"Pontius, what is that? in your suit?"
"Beat me," you know?
And MTV doesn't end
There are eight of them, by the way, okay?
We are bound by four loads each.
But it's not long before I get myself
reputation as a guy who will do anything,
But then we shoot the first film ,
and I have to push a toy car on my ass
I have put things in my ass.
I will never do it again, because I'm vegan now
But I never really appeared my cherry butt
I don't care This idea is very funny, you know?
and my butt hurts, like, you know
I need a... "
The problem is that I accidentally I told my father that idea,
and something about the way he said, "Oh, no..."
He is, like, super successful businessman
I know it's shocking,
But he can handle a lot of things.
A car in my ass, like, crosses the line
"I can't do it. I have to go back," you know?
I said, "Conversely, I think I can drink
the whole beer through my nose
If you make me a beer bong where the hose
fork into two thin hoses,
I will put it in every nostril. "
So they made it for me.
I appeared on the set. I pour beer into it.
Stuck a hose in my nose and...
I tell you, I hit the beer so fast,
it's amazing,
but no one else Even giggled,
and then Knoxville says,
"It's sucked.
Lift your butt."
For that I immediately answered,
"We are already established,
I don't put nonsense up my ass!"
What is certain makes me avoid
If I leave it there, I must be free and clear.
But then I added stupid,
"And maybe also won't work."
But now we must find out if it works,
because we are scientists, you know?
So I am aware I fucked myself, you know?
Literally.
And they are cut thin hose,
so I look at the barrel
of thick penis, bile bile beer hose.
And if you think you know this story
because you see her butt In the second film,
I will remind you, this is the first
No one has seen this.
I started by getting
butt butt dick and naked balls
Unless I save my shoes.
I lie on the ground in a public parking lot
we are shooting,
and I took the beer hose
and I just go for it full strength.
That's shocking
how easy it is to slide in
I'm not ready for that, man!
I feel embarrassed to have my friends
standing around watching it Enter easily,
and I am very confused on drugs and alcohol
It doesn't even occur to me to pretend to struggle with it.
No, it entered right in.
And people are fascinated now.
You know, they can pour that beer into my butthole
immediately.
They jump around singing,
"Chug, chug, chug!"
And immediately I can feel the cold beer
in my asshole... as you do
But nothing really happened.
You know, I'm tensed, I'm loosening,
I wobble,
and then I do it all above and kick.
Look, level of beer drops
My asshole sucks.
That's amazing. People will be wild.
This is the most beautiful thing they've seen,
and me... Now I'm rocking,
and I kick.
Of course, I get the rhythm.
Ba-bum, ba-bum, ba-bum.
My butthole is bad take that nonsense right?
But I don't know if it's because I haven't slept yet
For three days,
I don't do anything except cocaine For some reason,
as much as this beer goes in my bastard,
all cloudy, yeast, cloudy,
brown dirt comes out, like, go straight to the hose.
You can see it,
the beer starts murkier and murkier
It feels like watching Budweiser
changed to Sam Adams
And it's very disgusting
even my friends can't accept it
Like, "Chug, chug," changed to, "Oh, God, oh!"
So, like, they decide to stop.
Come out beer bong and they take it.
I lie on the ground butt-naked, full,
and I giggle.
Because I can feel it what is happening,
and I squeeze it.
I will say I fart,
but my butthole spits...
Dark, beer smells of coffee.
Looks like my bastard is chewing tobacco
And I laugh, and like...
but suddenly, I got this inspiration.
This good idea came to me,
and I, like, rocking.
I go up to this Yoga pose is crazy, right?
Like, I mean, I, like, right in the air
My body is curled up
like me to suck my own penis,
but I don't.
I throw the rest of the beer into my own mouth
I know! I know, it's dirty!
I drink dirt directly from the tap
And I, "Aah!" And I drink it.
Yes, I drink it, You know, like...
And the most extraordinary thing
is that it's not in the film.
I ask the director, I like,
"Why not? in the movie?"
He said, "Because it's illegal."
Like, I don't understand. I still don't understand.
But you get the idea, right?
At this point you can see
that I have my problem
I definitely...
I am an alcoholic and drug addict,
but I've been clean and conscious for a while now, huh
This is actually almost eight years
And...
And I don't know why you will cheer for that,
because I don't even recommend it, you know?
Right?
If you don't have to get drunk, fuck it.
But I really have to, because, like,
I've been aware since Johnny Knoxville
pulling an intervention on me
And you know you have messed up problems
when your interventionist is Johnny Knoxville
Yes, like...
We have this law in California right?
This is called 5150.
It is said if you are dangerous to yourself,
they can lock you in the psychiatric ward
against your will
So Knoxville carries, like, the whole gang of Jackass,
like, cameraman, director, director...
all the damn crews,
and they appear to stop me from hurting myself
after a bastard helped me for ten years
That intervention Knoxville pulled me
not my first.
That, like, fourth or fifth,
But the problem is about the first
Do I hallucinate all of them.
I swear, I do so many drugs,
several times all these people
appeared in my apartment
I see them coming in.
Some of them come through the wall
And...
Yes, they sit me to have this serious talk,
and then it turns out none of them
ever existed at all,
and that's when you know your problem is very serious,
When your hallucinations worry about you
So I have to be aware, and I do it
Right.
But then it turns out I'm also a sex addict.
And frankly, it will be very amazing if I'm not a sex addict
with a body like this.
Women and men, Vanessa is beautiful.
You kick my ball so hard,
I drink more lemon juice in my eyes
I think there are people who have joined television with regularity are sex addicts Yes!
Yes, because there are women out there,
if they see you on TV
and then they see you in real life,
they turn into baseball sellers.
"Fresh pussy!"
"Hot taco!"
"Get beavers!"
They are bad Slinging that crap.
And they don't care if you are the person from subway ads
Yes I know.
I'm very upset with him.
There has never been a tame-faced bastard
on television, period, ever.
And I always know He is in Subway or not,
he is eating fresh
But then he appeared on the news
because apparently he likes even fresher
than I thought
So Jackass comes out,
and I am very prepared to cut beavs.
One day, early days,
I'm playing with this girl,
and immediately after he pulls out my wiener,
he is all serious and he looks at me and says,
"I have a bad accident."
And I think, what's the matter?
Then he said, "Prepare for fun."
Then he pulled away his teeth.
Yes, yes.
All the front teeth are top
attached for this,
like this.
But that's all The upper front teeth.
But don't feel bad for me.
Because when that tooth comes out, it's awesome!
I can't wait to say Knoxville and the people.
I'm like, "Dudes, the girl doesn't give me hummer.
That is a gummer."
And they love so many stories,
they track sharks without teeth
to bite me in a movie, That's why there is a scene
named "Whale Shark Gummer."
Yes, and I'm sure you think Jackass is shallow.
So... the third Jackass movie,
I am clean and conscious all the time,
but my sex addiction The less crazy.
We promote the film in Texas
You know where
Fucking Austin.
And I'm at this event.
I can talk to a beautiful girl.
I told him, "Man, I'm ready get out of here
Do you think you can give me ride to my hotel?"
And I know, he's down.
He is like, "Yes." We left immediately.
We entered the car.
Both of his friends ran through the parking lot,
"Steve-O, do you want two more girls?"
Hmmm, well, of course I don't want to be rude
So I got into the car with three girls
I sit in the back seat,
panic
The whole trip to the hotel I just thought,
"This is the worst time
being premature ejaculation."
Because of that I am, man.
If the pesky tree falls in the forest,
You can pretty much bank on me blowing the load
before landing.
And I have a good idea what will go down,
but I can't imagine everything three girls get a turn.
Every type of turn.
I can't imagine all three of them getting a glimpse
from my cock without it exploding.
So soon, I began to concentrate.
"Grandma sucks."
I am very stressed.
We return to the hotel.
I opened the door of my room.
We all enter.
I climb into bed with the real girl,
while two extra girls just hide in the doorway
like a guard.
The less beautiful extra girl
say to the more beautiful extra girls...
"So, like, are we here? to the chicken block
or we go in?"
The right words
Extra beautiful girls points on the bed and say,
"Go in there and for yourself."
So I lay there.
I feel both of these hands
Lightly tickling their way
up my feet
They start closer and closer.
I think, "Why did you do that?
Stop damn it!"
I start thinking no one will get a turn
Like, the chance of a lifetime will disappear
with my boxer fixated on my left leg
And then comes out I wiener.
And less beautiful extra girls
start giving me blowjob toothiest
You have heard of it.
Aghh-aghh-aghh-aghh!
It feels like damn crocodile
is trying to suck my cock
I looked down, and he put it in the death scroll
Gah!
And I lay there think, "Fuck it!
He keeps me in the game!"
It feels like Shark Week on my cock,
and that's what I need.
But it turns out it's not it's her turn again
So now the more beautiful extra girl,
he starts sucking my wiener,
and he does too good work.
So I panic and I push it away.
"Aah!"
As fast as possible, I get my dick
back to the jaw of hell
Gah-aah-aah-aah!
I am very grateful
to have a stupid girl
chew my schlong.
That is a miracle. The three girls got their turn.
So now the real girl, he took over,
and, like, I can't last again
So I just said it,
"I will come!"
But I didn't say it like that.
I said,
"Aghh-aah-aah!"
Because you have to say something.
If you don't say anything, it's rough
I will tell you why it happened is very important to remind a woman.
Because one day I exploded burden to the mouth of a girl
without warning at all
Even grumbling manners.
And he held it in his mouth.
He rose again and went to give me a kiss.
And he damn spits that crap into my mouth
And I swallow it!
No, I didn't do it.
That's a lie.
I don't swallow it.
That's when I know I'm spitter
But it's been a long time
for me to know what it feels like
It feels like shame.
A sip of my own comes
is the second worst thing It ever happened to me
during intimate meetings,
and I will tell you first.
I bring home strippers from titty bars
Come up with the genius idea to eat her vagina.
Yes!
I got there and I know
he has worked very difficult that night
Maybe even squeezed in one hour of hot yoga.
I feel like I'm making out
with sweaty rifle piles.
It feels like that I use my tongue
to scrape mold from damaged refrigerator
But not so what makes it so bad
There I licked the sweaty pussy and foul odor,
and he farts.
I swear, and that fart doesn't sound like,
"Poot."
Fuck that fucking sounds like,
"Ssss."
That is a steamship.
I can feel the heat.
And so it's finished,
I never saw it in the eyes again.
There are no eyes, you know?
Buttholes.
Quick, let's talk about ass fucking
I have never understood philosophy
stick your pen to someone's butt,
but one night...
I like, you know, with a woman,
feel adventurous.
I brandished my finger with a few spits
I did it in the butthole,
and will you believe it,
I found a terrorist in the cave.
There is something piercing.
That is nonsense.
Really loaded space
The train doesn't leave the station
Now I'm older,
and at some point seems
running around trying to cheat chicks
to be rather sad, do you know?
I decide whether I will do it happy in my life,
I need to learn how to be in a healthy relationship.
Well, how many are you in a relationship?
OK.
- You have children? - No.
Yeah, fuck it right?
I'm pretty sure that having a child isn't for me
One time I started super drunk
very beautiful, amazing
Kat Von D.
We are bowing How stupid we think we are
to get rid of your life like That, you know, has children.
So I said, "Isn't that so It's funny that I have a tattoo
from a baby with a
circle and a slash passes through it?"
Like a "no baby" sign.
We think it's funny, but we keep drinking.
We at South Beach shot
Suddenly the idea turns into a tattoo that says,
"Fuck the baby."
And that's funny.
But we continue to drink,
obviously too much,
because we end up in Miami Ink
tattoo salon where I got a tattoo from a guy fucking a baby.
I know, it's really annoying,
because the artist is very skilled
Not wrong again
what is happening in the image
Drop into tears flying out from baby's eyes
And once I'm finished
get me baby-fucking tattoos,
I step out.
The first person goes down the sidewalk,
all eager to see me.
I say, "Look at my new tattoo."
And even like drunk like me,
fucking horror display on their faces
says I made a big mistake
I can't live with that.
It wasn't long before I appeared in another guest room,
and I said, "Give it to me."
I took the tattoo gun itself
and I drill the baby
until I turn it into a mysterious black blob.
And then I showed it to me Friend Jackass Bam.
He saw it, he said,
"You have to rotate the blob into an ostrich.
When your tattoo cover-up
is a guy fucking an ostrich,
That's when you know you start
with something rotten, you know
But I don't even have it to think about having children
if I can't in a healthy relationship.
So one day I decided, man, what do you know?
It's time to start working to be a man
it's love my life is worthy,
and I start by promising myself
when I'm on the way from here it comes out,
no more playing with random chicks.
All
Yes!
But wherever I go, something appears.
And it becomes very difficult, you know,
to, like, reject opportunity.
Like the first trip I continue, Toronto,
and that's how I just take care of my own business
in the titty bar...
And this is a little pretty 19 year old stripper
with a real big boob coming to me for screening,
and he tied it perfectly A little on my face.
And when I see it I can see he has
My signature tattoo on his ass cheek.
Yes!
And it's not easy to reject a butt piece
with your name on it
Wherever I go, I go bankrupt My promise looks like,
until finally where I like,
"I have a problem," and I start seeing sex therapists.
I asked him to help me change my way,
and he said, "Well, on you then travel to Mississippi
with a big show at the casino,
Once it's done, return to your hotel room
with yourself and call me to check-in. "
So that's what I did.
I do a show, go back to my room,
and I call him, and I say,
"Hey, man, thank you very much for being there for me."
Then I hang up and left.
You know when you are on a diet,
All you can think of is food?
It feels like I changed to werewolves roam
for burger feathers
I go back to the casino,
I am, "Aghh-aah-aah!"
Stalking prey
But all I see is fair a disgusting person
smoking on slot machines
"Aah, hahahahahahahahahaha
And I'm like, "This won't work."
So I returned to the top of my hotel room
and I am on Twitter.
I was thinking there were to be women in the area
who just sent me a message
says that he wants to connect now,
and there are total messages like that
But it comes from someone who doesn't have a profile photo
Only damn eggs
And you know You might be a sex addict
when you invite that damn person to your hotel room,
that's what I did.
I send a private message with my room number
It says, "Come on."
As soon as I hit send, I like,
"What did I just do?
What did I order? to my room?"
Of course, a few moments later...
I hide behind the bed, hold my breath,
think that I'm fair pretend I'm not here,
that person will go
But I'm too curious to do it.
So I tiptoe again.
When I look around my peephole is like,
"Impossible! He's not that bad!"
I mean, he's not so good.
But now, I don't care.
I open the door, I'm like,
"Enter. This is good
Maybe we will watch it film. "
So we go to bed and I ask him," What are you doing? "
He says, " I'm a webcam whore. "
Part from my thoughts, "This is terrible.
What am I doing? "
And the other parts from me thinking,
" Webcam whores. Cool.
This will be a slam dunk. "
So I become confident
and immediately I start caressing her hair,
But she wants to keep talking about being a webcam whore
And it will be really creepy when she says
"Guys can be very meaningful,
Because when I remove my hat,
I have a terrible scar my whole breast
from a failed boob job."
Part of my thinking,
"All bad! Ignore the mission!"
But the other part from me thinks,
"I'm a premature ejaculation,
and the scars can help a lot
So let's see how messy these breasts actually
Maybe I'll last longer."
And that's what happened.
But that can't be understood demoralized.
This is what I did exactly what I promised myself repeatedly that I won't do it,
and now I do it with Frankentits.
Like, how low can I go?
So I go home for my sex therapist,
tell him what happened, and he said,
"Man, very clearly, you need to be sexually aware,
and that is important which you start
with abstinence, total celibacy,
which means you are not even jack off.
Yeah, shit is just real.
Like, you don't even jack off?
I like jacking off!
I have a bent dick to prove it
Right?
I think it's natural for guys have a bent penis,
But women don't have to understand why
Many people think, "Shut your mouth, Steve-O!
Damn that crap drop."
But I will tell you, ladies,
because I'm right hand,
my cock always looks like that patiently waiting
for buses that come from that direction
It's in that corner there.
That's because I like jacking off,
and I get this person says I have to stop
He said, "Let's try 30 days, no masturbation."
And I'm like, "Man, I want to have a good life."
So I give it hell.
When I'm up to three days,
if you think of quitting smoking cigarettes or illegal drugs
makes people angry...
When I get to seven days, I can't be trusted
with a laptop computer for whatever reason at all
Then there I was on day 11,
alone in the bathtub
Just wash.
And the line between cleanliness and romance
a little fuzzy
It turns out I'm accidentally Seducing myself.
And when I blow that the load is 11 days, aah,
I feel like I'm experiencing fucking heart attack, man!
Dirty water flies everywhere
I hold my eyes alone.
Aah!
And that's amazing, man.
Eleven days, wow.
But I am destroyed.
I broke my promise again!
And now I'm in despair. I think there is no hope for me.
I'm ambitious, man.
I say, "You know what, I will go for a full year.
No kidding, no jacking off
Not nuttin '.
Not one nut for a full year. "
And when Johnny Knoxville was found out about this little plan,
he was worried to the point very angry
He said," You tried to get prostate cancer? "
And I like, " Dude, Knoxville, man,
I'm sure if jacking off
is the medicine for prostate cancer,
like, nobody has it. "
We will never hear it.
I'm not worried about prostate cancer,
but you might think,
" But why did you go? for one full year
without blowing the load? "
And it's very simple for me.
I'm like," Because when is the time for me
to be with that special woman,
He deserves to know that I can go that long. "
And I think, " When is the time for me
to be with that woman,
he better use damn poncho, man! "
This will look like fucking Nickelodeon awards show, man!
Like," Aah, aah, aah! "
Whether it is or humungous marshmallows will fall
But in one way or another,
we are talking Ghostbusters, man.
But what about me? will remain on the road
with all this beautiful women come to see me
I do the only thing I can.
I hired a professional chicken blocker
Where are you, Scott Randolph?
Yes, man!
Yes!
How many of you know this man
OK.
Scott and I have been traveling with
for, like, two years now, raises the question:
Are you interesting or are you not interesting?
I take it off. I mean, I don't, you know?
I go all year, you know.
Behind everything I achieve
am I very angry and average for a year.
Do you know?
So now I'm a dog and cat saves,
meditating, hybrid driving,
clean and conscious, vegan...
Who is adamant
about not getting his penis is sucked.
I see...
This is what will happen,
and that will happen super messy, okay?
I don't want you to think I've turned into total pussy.
Here is where we make television history
Good?
Let me introduce you again,
top UFC fighter,
American Army Ranger
and snipers, Tim Kennedy.
Epic television producer,
Sam Macaroni
My professional cock blocker,
I take a tour with me wherever I go,
so don't try, ladies!
That person will make love bullets for this penis
OK, let's look at the device.
That's the device, okay.
It doesn't look that bad.
Oh my God.
That device will shoot an arrow from it,
and arrows connected to cable
Through cable will go 50,000 volts
The Kennedy Team, can you explain how does this work?
Uh, electricity
That... it sucks.
Become a police officer, when they are like,
"Enter the land or I'll shoot you,"
and they shoot you, it for five seconds
This is 30 seconds.
While that happened, Sam Macaroni...
We will see how many questions he can answer
in 30 seconds while electric shock
OK, has the right distance, Team?
Are you feeling fine?
No.
Okay, good! It was incredible
Three two one.
What is your name?
Steve-O.
Are you a badass bad luck?
Yes yes.
How big is your penny?
Great. No, it's not big.
How big is Team's dick?
I don't know
Where are we now
Austin.
Oh my God.
Steve-O, do you like this ?
Are you a person love Steve-O
Austin, I love you!
Thank you very much!
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