Girl: Wind. There is there is nothing else like that
Pulling you across the water like you fly
This is really...
Well, extreme.
That's me...
Megan larson.
You are quite an average teen girl.
And it's a cutter.
There is nothing long distance on average about him.
Here, megan!
It hurts, megan.
You are firmly in command
Thank you, cutter Become my boyfriend?
Um, ok.
Mother, father
Father and I have decided To get back together, megan.
I want to be a black man.
I want to jiggy wid it.
Good. Whatever.
Plus, I will be a postman.
Why not mailmen?
Our father doesn't see much anymore.
He's always busy, it seems.
Sometimes I can hardly remember time
When we are together.
But then I always do it.
Kathy: Ok, take your things
Roky, come on.
Trevor.
Ok, we go
Fun in the sun.
Eh, let me get this
Wait a minute.
Hello, fred larson
Yes, no, no
Come on. Let's go.
No, it's okay.
No. If you can Get rid of them...
Give it back, megan.
What
Daddy, come on!
I got it in the car.
While I'm just...
Give me a minute, here.
Just got a book here...
Fred: if you have a problem, call me just
No, call me anytime.
Ok, then Nice to talk to you Be careful.
Ok, then, goodbye.
Well, diary, if you ask questions
Why are my people separated,
That's how it is, I guess.
Then there is mother.
Maybe the only person on the planet
Who likes windsurfing? like me.
He is obviously not your typical mother Crackers?
Cool, I like biscuits.
So am I, but not for breakfast.
Is that all?
Don't be silly, megan.
What kind of mother gives The children are only crackers Without soup
Mother, you can't have it soup for breakfast Why not, megan? Soup is good food.
Roky likes soup for breakfast, right?
Roky is a dog.
He drinks from the toilet.
Ok, let's see what else I can make you, meg.
Uh, ah!
I can make beautiful tuna sandwiches.
Ok, I don't want you to get the wrong idea
Mother is not usually strange.
That's only since dad left,
He's a little disturbed.
And, I mean, If you think about it,
Our lives are very cool in many ways.
Oh!
I know I forgot something!
In the tent In the tent
Maybe it's lonely mom.
But then, he has some dates.
Hyah! Oh! Yes! Yes!
Hoah! Hyah!
Yes! Yo! Yo!
Yeah! Yes!
No!
Is he always very enthusiastic?
Nothing.
The last man my mother dated
Still in the body.
Body actors
They say he will make full recovery,
But I doubt.
Ok, I didn't enter popular groups, diaries.
I have to tell you that is now
I mean, well, that's right in it for a week ago.
They think I'm related to a gem or something.
Well, actually,
I... I told them that I was,
But when Heather Hartman found that I wasn't,
Oh, that's bad.
You're not a Cousin of gems, megan.
Well, I have a cousin
Which looks like a gem,
And he sings pretty well.
You can't sit on our table anymore
I told you,
Claws pulled will be really cool
That will be lame, mikey.
What about x-ray vision?
Form-shifting.
It will be fresh.
Actually, a diary,
I just want to be in a popular group For one reason.
Cutter coburn
Is the child the most extreme? in high school
Last year he slid down a whole mountain
Well, he fell, mostly,
But it's still really rad.
So does anyone know the answer?
Cutter?
Mr. Singh?
Do you know the answer?
Tuan Singh,
I don't even know what the question is.
For a long time,
I don't think the cutter even knows I exist,
But then he starts windsurfing
And come to mom's shop...
Man, it should have seen air I was just yesterday.
That's nukin 'like big time.
I'm hitting Road by road, man.
Uh, hey.
Oh, hey.
I remember you from school
What's your name again
Corgan? Vegan Fagan?
Megan.
Uh, hey, are you I thought I could have it some chips?
Yes, please.
Oh, man, this rule.
What are they?
Roast. I mean, sour cream...
Sour cream and onions.
A cool breeze, like, you know, because...
Is there a wind right?
And then too, you are surfing,
So you, like, windsurfing.
I never thought about it like that.
Well, uh, thanks for the chips,
Um, megan.
I will see you on the water.
I like your hair.
Oh, thank you. This is bleached.
I know.
But that's all ancient history now, diary,
Because everything changes.
What do you mean, you meet a guy?
The name is cosmo.
Cosmo cola.
Sounds like that aliens from outer space
Is he, mother
Not that I've noticed it, trev.
Wait a minute. Where did you meet this man, mother?
Uh, this is so ridiculous.
I am windsurfing...
Hey! What... hey
That's ridiculous,
But that's also great.
Meg, he wants to save me From the waves.
Mom, you don't drown.
Sure, but that's not the point.
He is willing.
I have a very bad feeling.
We start talking, and we just click.
Are you okay?
I saw you being blown by the wind.
I'm windsurfing
I'm cos
Nice to meet you.
We chat for hours,
I think, I mean...
He has qualities like this child
That I feel very fresh.
Candy?
Oh, of course.
Ok, where is this cosmo cola from
Canada. The Yukon, from all places
Ma'am, nobody lives in Yukon.
This is, like, quiet.
This is a missile range or something.
His daughter?
Ariel. He is 14 years old, too, meg
Isn't that good?
Maybe.
Meg.
Do I look like a geek?
Ok, goodbye.
I'll be home soon.
He has a mystery there is a secret in his eyes
he's mine satisfying soul
she's my sweet pie
free my heart that is frozen
what is in a hurry
Hey.
Mother.
Why don't you let anyone? listening to your music
Because.
Well, at least you have a good reason So tonight a great night, huh?
Everyone will finally meet.
Aren't you excited? Don't I look happy?
Come on, you Help me clean it.
I will be ambitious And cook whole chicken,
But because cos really likes hot dogs...
Gourmet, huh?
Megan, alright.
I'm always good New people aren't always very bad, you know
I mean, sometimes changing can be a good thing if you welcome it
Ugh! You won't call me grasshopper now, right?
Where did you get the tongue that was so sharp?
You have to hear it everything I think about
And don't say.
Dear, I have to say,
This means a lot to me
If you at least try.
Cosmo makes me very happy, You know, meg?
And maybe you will like it too,
If you give him a chance.
You know what, mother, you're right.
I will try. I really... I really will
Thank you, honey.
And maybe I will think
That he and Ariel are great.
If you like them,
Then they must be great, right?
Of course you also like Master dance,
But we won't go there.
That will be them.
Do you want to get the door, meg?
Sure.
This will be great.
Please be big Megan larson!
Megan larson!
Mother!
You don't know how happy I am To finally meet you
Are you cosmo
You have to in a game show, megan.
I like Hollywood boxes, myself.
Whoopi for blocks!
That's worse than I can maybe imagine, diary.
Are you a good alien Or bad aliens?
Good, mostly,
But sometimes it's bad.
Like now. Aah!
Whoa!
Ah, what is this?
I like dogs.
A tiny brain like that
In a large body that is so strong.
Cosmo.
Kathy!
I am very happy to see you.
I also.
Ah, I have gas...
Eh, I mean, root beer.
This is for you Thank you, cosmo
Uh, where is Ariel?
Uh, he's out in the car.
He doesn't like the wind.
He doesn't like the wind?
Actually wind can be very scary If you don't understand it.
If you are an alien,
Wind can make you go away.
Exactly. Right.
Of course, the wind can also
A wonderful way to meet people Uh, you want to go help him, huh, meg?
Mother!
Megan.
Good.
Hello?
Ariel, hello?
What are you doing down there?
I'm afraid of the wind.
Oh.
Ariel: Dear diary,
I can't make sense
From this strange planet is called earth
Every time I see in this terrible vehicle...
Chewy meat,
Flat face,
His yellow hair is horrible
It grew from this horrible skull...
I can only think...
I'm weird The same dream comes to me most every night
I returned to my home planet from zirkalon
I, once again,
Floating next for my favorite fan fans
Smart fanul.
How do I miss floating with you
I miss my true self,
My essence
How long I have to be
Zuezav from zircalon once again.
And mother and father are there too,
Floating by my side.
Oh, joy...
Appointment...
Happiness I know that we must go zircalon, diary
I know that Dad's life is in danger
Because that's how it is is a freedom fighter I also know,
And that's not us is completely free zirkalon
Even so, I never expected to go
So suddenly, diary.
Everything happened so very fast
And in that instant,
My mother is gone forever...
Now only a portion of is from large cosmic gas.
Strangely, a diary,
With all the horrors and strange customs,
The Earth seems to have extraordinary abundance
From one substance we zirkalonians
Need to survive...
An element known as co2.
At least I still have gas.
Monstrosity
I became desperate, diary.
Desperate for any help
In navigating this strange and a scary place.
That's when I turned to our neighbors,
spiritual guide, serena soo.
No, gandhi
Far away, picasso.
Ariel, I know what your problem is You did
On the month since you and your charming father has moved,
I already felt it that you are different.
Yes.
You don't feel that you belong here
No.
And in this case you are right.
You have lived
Many, before, Ariel.
You are a cowhand recently On a large farm in Montana.
You are destroyed by a cow.
You haven't recovered psychologically from this.
Do you feel the truth? from what I say?
Don't talk I am a psychic.
I already know what you think
I can see very clearly exactly...
I tried to tell serena soo
About flying insects, diaries,
But of course, he can't read my mind
She's ridiculous and a sad person.
But at least he has it A rather gas way.
But what is the function? Current material, diary?
Now that's dreariness and dread
It's been swallowed up by my life.
There. What do you think?
I hate it here, dad.
Everything here is very bad
And solid and heavy.
I know it's hard, ariel.
I miss our home too.
There's nothing
Like a big floating day...
Expanding in heat...
Contract when it cools.
Why don't we just go back?
We will be close to mom.
Thinning a little, ariel.
After all, I would be so imprisoned forever
In the frozen cube.
We came here to escape, to be free.
Free to be terrible
Oh, live on earth Full of miracles possibility, ariel.
Someone can do it or whatever is desired here
Seeing.
This is a doll.
Man made
That can be said.
Hello, ariel
How does one not love the world?
Where is such a thing present?
You really are out of balance, father.
And these names You have given us:
Ariel and cosmo cola.
Silly, sad.
And this earth... They pay money For these worthless solids we bring with us
They are quite valuable here.
I miss Miss Fanul very much.
Please, can I communicate with him He won't betray me. I know he doesn't want to.
Fanul is a boy from the emperor s'vad
You are my daughter This is impossible.
But, father...
I'm sorry, ariel
Ahh.
See what is that beautiful day, ariel
Being solid is refreshing.
Ahh!
Life on earth is fun, ariel.
I only hope that someday You will feel the same way.
What can be less fun than this?
I want my boyfriend back, father.
I want to see Fanul, and I want to go ho...
Wind. Wind!
Nothing wrong with us, ariel I...... I came apart.
I really came apart.
We are afraid of the wind.
Fanul, fanul,
Why do you have to the emperor's son,
And I'm a daughter of freedom ?
We are like a tragic story
From glaba and grokno,
2 star-crossed bubbles.
But we will meet again, fanul,
Because I will go home for you.
Until I do it,
I must try to survive for beauty and majesty
My zircalonian heritage Maybe that will keep me going.
Zirkalon, zirkalon
bubbles dancing 'crossing the moon
zirkalon, zirkalon
makes us free, will you be soon?
The wind blew him about, ariel
I know I have to save it,
So I jumped in,
But when I arrived at it,
He is not afraid at all.
I see you're in the wind.
I'm windsurfing
He is the most extraordinary creature
Kathy Larson?
The most...
Beautiful, smart...
extraordinary human beings on this planet, ariel
But that is unthinkable.
Mama.
Your mother an amazing bubble, ariel
And I will never forget it.
We have many beautiful things memories together,
And I will always appreciate those memories Just like I will always
Cherish sees your mother in you But we live here now.
And I think we need to make life here
We are human now, Ariel.
We must live with other humans
I don't think mom definitely wants us Alone and unhappy
Are you?
Tonight tonight, Ariel.
We visit Kathy and her children In their house.
You will have a wonderful time I guarantee it.
But I don't have it beautiful time, diary
Even though at night is a terrible torture
Right from the start.
I'm afraid of the wind.
Good.
Well, it's pretty much stopped,
So, like, you want to come out?
No no. Oh no! Oh no! I am...
Don't threaten me, monster.
He just barks.
Shut up, wild animal.
Your voice is loud and vulgar You are also an alien, right?
I need water.
Is he okay, isn't he?
He is just nervous.
Can you go and check it, meg?
Sure. Why not?
Ariel, are you good
You're all wet I fell in the sink.
At the sink
Do you want to dry
Your room is very messy
Thank you.
You can use this.
They are too big.
You can use hers
If you think that they will be more suitable for you I will survive.
Did you just drink the whole bottle?
No.
Yes, you do
Why is your voice like that?
Are you trying to be funny or what?
Yes, I try to be funny.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha. Ahem.
I'm a nice person.
You scared me
This, use this.
Stop the wind Stop the wind!
You are very neurotic
About your hair, you know that?
Everything ok here?
Everything is very good, _ Kathy Larson, thank you Large. Dinner is ready
He looks good, doesn't he?
I'll take the fifth.
I like food.
Me too!
Don't you like hot dogs, ariel?
I don't like food.
Nothing?
Grilled cheese...
P.B. and j...
Pasta?
The food is messy.
Yes, mother, um, ariel is the new root beer diet.
At that time, diary,
I know that creature is called megan larson
Must be feared and hated.
I at least prepared it for him now What happens next, however,
What a shock and a terrible surprise.
Cosmo: Children.
Kathy and I have something we want to tell you
Megan... Trev...
Ariel...
Cosmo and I know both of us are from a very different world
And that's not yet getting to know each other
For a very long time
And, well, You can also understand That, yeah, dinner hasn't gone away yet Exactly like smoothly
As we all like.
But when 2 creatures...
Uh, people feel about each other
The way we do it...
Well, we only have to follow our hearts,
And even so this might seem is really sudden...
Congratulate us, children. We are engaged
Do you want to say anything, megan
I was silent when mom asked me that,
But, diary,
I'm definitely not silent then.
Mother, she's a freak all the time Oh, megan.
He is.
He is loud and weird, and he is dressed strangely.
It's like he's a crazy clown or something.
I like him.
I'm pretty sure he's an alien,
But I think he's good.
He can share my room if he wants
He will not be your new friend , trev.
He will be your new father.
Stepfather, megan,
And ariel will your stepbrother Let's not even go there.
Ariel is good.
He was fired, mother!
I fell in the sink ?!
Well, maybe he means taking a shower.
Oh, and that with a hair dryer.
What was that?
I think she's beautiful.
Yeah, well, you're 7, trev.
You don't know anything.
Oh, and the way that was affected he spoke
Oh, horror! Oh, misery!
This is like him in some bad games
I thought you were stupid.
No no No, I think I'm smart.
Mom, you are stupid.
Meg, I will never marry anyone That you really hate,
But I have to tell you,
Cos and I are very happy together
I think this might be the real thing,
So I hope you at least Give him a chance,
And try to get along with Ariel too
Ma'am, I've tried it.
She's scary.
Well, I hear he likes to sing.
maybe you can make music together
Good. Forget it.
Ariel is in a new place, megan.
She's far from home...
Millions of light years, maybe.
Trev! Uh-eh.
He lost his mother several years ago,
Do you know that?
Did he do it?
So far from home,
He is not easy to do it.
Give him a break, huh, meg?
Large.
He starts school with you tomorrow
Don't you have a bicycle? in Yukon
Of course. I am simple out of practice
Crowd: Oh!
Megan: Dear diary, Can you spell "shame?"
I only know what everyone thinks:
"Who is dweeb with megan? Is that megan friend?
And if so, Megan is definitely a dweeb."
But then The strangest thing happened.
Can't you make yourself? turned invisible
Maybe. Should I try?
Very late.
Hi friends.
Hey, megan. Who is your friend?
Um, this is Ariel.
He is not my friend.
How do you know each other?
Through our parents.
Ariel from Yukon.
Oh, the Yukon. Cool!
So, like, ariel,
Do you like skiing?
I like bubbles, and I like gas,
And I'm calm by water.
Matt: cool
You can't argue with all that.
I don't understand this.
Hello, this is because she's beautiful
He is not!
Only because you don't want him to be
Doesn't mean he doesn't, megan.
I don't like to have it for stepbrother.
You must feel very inferior.
Inferior For him
She's a total psycho!
He can't even ride a bicycle
With exercise wheels.
Maybe he doesn't want to. Maybe he is subversive.
Mikey, he fell on his face.
How does it become subversive?
The way he dressed.
This is very original, very fresh.
It's not original.
My aunt has been dressed like that for years.
And I will tell you one thing.
Cutter won't consider it cool.
Cutter thinks I'm cool.
Megan, as your friend, it's really sad
I'll go talk to him.
Why?
I think he might, like, a visionary.
So, ariel, how come do you use so many layers?
I tried to protect my essence That's intense
I can't believe this!
Matt: Essences are sometimes unprotected
And what is the volume from the pool?
Mr. Singh: Megan?
Huh?
Pool volume.
Oh, uh...
Medium?
Can someone else answer the question
Ariel.
I assume that you hope I visualize
Trapezoidal side from pool as base, Father. Singh?
Uh...
I assume that too
The depth of the pool is measured in meters
And the liquid volume is measured in kiloliters.
Good...
Assume that this happens,
And the temperature of the water
Not higher than 32 degrees Celsius,
Then the answer is 13.34 kiloliters
Mr. Singh: That's true.
Ariel is full-on good will hunt
I hear he is, like, 300.
I heard he was dating Prince William.
Okay, I heard he taught bill bill.
They don't understand, Michelle.
Ariel doesn't all of that.
She's like...
Aliens from other planets
Yes, from rad planet.
No, from this planet it's weird.
He is afraid of the wind, Michelle.
Well, the wind is scary...
On one side
I can't believe it You only say that.
Amazing! First day,
And he's already sitting at a popular table Heather: Megan!
Megan!
Heather Hartman calls you
Leave.
I like the way you protect your essence, ariel
Definitely.
And you really ripped cover of how, like,
This Mundane motorcycle.
Ariel says you two will be a sister, megan.
Well, that's not true Certainly, heather.
You are very lucky.
I just think that Ariel is like a total package.
He is wise and deep and mature.
Plus, he has very strong hair
Do you know what the conditioner is like, megan?
As far as I know, he just fell in the sink
Fall in the sink. I have to try it.
You can sit at our table tomorrow too megan...
If you want.
Thank you, Your Majesty.
Wondering if there is a sink around here I can fall in.
You are a revolutionary!
This is sickening.
He is, like, really channeling Alfin Einstein
This is Albert.
Cool, megan.
Oh-oh-oh
zirkalon
oh-oh-oh
This is paralyzed
Oh-oh-oh
Oh, fanul.
How I miss you, fanul my dear
Are you talking about that bubble, ariel?
That bubble, like you so patronically call it,
What is the love of my life!
What a poet he is.
He is not a poet!
He has!
Yes I know.
Go to class
Girl: My essence is very fragile!
Megan: It's started biblical nightmares proportions, diary
In the seventh period, ariel can already burn her hair
And running pack His arm is like a chicken,
And people must think it's cool
Actually, that is certain is already rather cold,
But you get ideas, diaries.
But the worst part is
That's the worst part hasn't arrived yet.
Mom, I don't want to to teach Ariel how to windsurf
This is something you can share, megan
I don't want to share with him.
Megan! Mother!
Megan!
This can continue for hours, you know
Can't you try a little more, honey?
But, mother, the cutter might be there.
And ariel... he's scared of the wind
How can he study? How is the windsurf?
He just needs to pass it.
I don't think you are very mature, meg.
I am not Mom, who are you?
Who married strangers.
Cos is not a stranger, meg.
Actually, in some ways,
I feel I know her better than I ever knew someone.
Do you know the term? "soulmates," baby?
Mother. Good, I'll make you a deal.
I promise to take Ariel out on the water
If you promise never to use the word again
Dealing.
I'm just going to, like, go there,
And you can copy it what I did afterwards, okay?
I'm afraid of the wind.
Well, you will have to go through it Megan: And then that happens.
No!
From that moment on, Diary, it is war.
Ariel: Dear diary,
Just when I thought it couldn't be worse,
I learned what the words "high school" means.
Can't you make yourself? turned invisible
Maybe. Should I try?
Very late.
Hi friends.
Hey, megan, who is your friend?
Um, this is Ariel.
He is not my friend.
Ariel: When eating, I was invited to sit
At certain tables which seems to have
Very important for humans.
At this table talk
It's completely empty and has no meaning.
Everyone thinks you're like,
Total puzzle, ariel.
But I know what you really are.
You did
You are the main cosmetics representative right?
Megan!
I like the way you protect your essence, ariel
Definitely.
And you really ripped cover of how, like,
This Mundane motorcycle.
Ariel says you two will be a sister, megan.
Now, that is not really a sure thing You are very lucky.
I bet megan is very jealous of you
I'm sure he wants to be like you Why does anyone want that?
Both of you are very empty.
Terrible!
Giant!
Yukon rules!
What's That's cool, man!
You are a revolutionary!
Well, you will have to go through it Ariel: When do we get to the beach this afternoon, diary,
I have enough.
I'm afraid for myself, huh,
But I'm even more scared of megan larson
Will not the wind destroy it?
Watching it explode in the water,
I feel myself starting to fall apart again.
I'm just about to go rescue megan larson when...
Hey!
Ariel?
I'm a cutter Do you know your clothes are wet?
I want to save megan larson
Oh. No, he is fine.
What are your interests
In this case it's disgusting the leather bag that I inhabit, cutter?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, ariel.
That's very rude.
I mean, I don't think is disgusting.
I think it's very not disgusting, fact.
That's because you inhabit a bag of skin too.
Ok, I guess I did.
What are the alternatives?
I want to be gas.
Pure gas
Heh, that's a strange ambition.
So, like, uh...
Do you want to be my girlfriend?
I found you vapid and shallow, cutter.
Alright. Hey, Maybe I'm the stuff.
You know, is shallow... definitely
Vapid... see, I don't know what that means,
But I'm sure if I do it I can also be like that,
You know, but listen, right,
Superficial and superficial people Feelings too, okay?
Take a look! This is a party!
Hey, megan, how was your trip?
Good. Come on, ariel.
Ariel!
Ariel: And now, diary, as we say on zircalon...
See you later, megan. Clag actually hits dron.
See ya, ariel
I just want you to know that I'm in you, ariel
To me
You might think you were fooling someone else But you don't fool me.
I see what you are doing.
I don't understand.
Come here with your root beer Jones
And your way of speaking is affected And your songs beat and only, like, took over.
You misunderstood me, evil megan larson
No, I guess I understand you very well, ariel cola
You are like a total bad seed!
Why do you want my destruction,
Evil megan larson Why?
Because...
Because you are already logged in,
And you've taken it everything I want!
Okay, alright.
But just leave the cutter.
I don't want the cutter.
I don't want all that.
All I want is to go home.
What?
I just want to go home.
You did
I will give anything to go this terrible place,
With strange creatures and solid objects
And who is indifferent For natural dignity bubbles!
You don't like us because are we not good for bubbles?
I just want to go home.
To see fanul.
Become gas.
So you don't want your father to marry my mother?
Of course not.
Ariel: So At that time, diary,
A strange and unholy alliance born
Between the crime of megan larson and me.
When larson daddy and kathy went out tonight,
Evil megan larson and I volunteered
To watch a small noisemaker.
Ok, trev, it's time to sleep.
But, megan, isn't even 6:00 yet,
And I haven't even had dinner yet.
Good food!
Ah.
Good evening. Oh, roky with you
Ok, the first one we have to do
Is it convincing our parents?
That we are best friends.
I don't understand, is evil megan larson
How can 2 creatures that dislike each other like us Maybe saying the opposite?
There is this matter we are in uS.
Maybe you've heard it, ariel.
This is called acting.
Ariel: Megan larson revealed herself that night
As an architect who is truly evil.
"Everything is fair in love and war," he said.
"Sometimes the bubbles are shiny bright
Up at the latest," Reply me
Acting!
He doesn't understand reference.
Yes, right
it's okay
yes, right is just to be me
It's solid or gas
liquid or stone
friendship like us
You are never alone it's actually not bad
I was surprised to say it I like it too.
We are very Time together, father,
And now we are the best friend We can't wait for to become a half brother, mother
Please sample this extreme pastry we made, daddy And now I and ariel are so close,
He said the sweetest thing.
Cos thinks so You are the funniest,
The most refreshingly simple girl she has ever met,
And everything he's talking about
Is it light, reckless,
And it's not important to you.
Of course, of course.
Isn't that sweet?
Ha ha ha.
Ariel: So, our evil plan starts seriously.
Risotto,
Baked fennel,
And warm pear salad.
Enjoy!
Kathy: "and hers flights from hiawatha
" and the magic is transmigration
And finally from his adventure. "
Now chapter 16.
" on the edge of the gitche gumee,
"on the sand dunes of Nagow Wudjoo,
" by the large, glowing sea water
"stands pondok from pau-puk-keewis
" He is the one in his madness
Play this sand drift... "
Cosmo, what are you doing?
It's a spider on the wall there.
But I'm only in the middle of from my poem
But it caught a bug, kathy, look!
Cosmo...
Hey! It's almost time for the hollywood box!
Pumbaa, I think you're on something.
Pumbaa, kentut: I ?
Timon: I will say Being popular
What is the best reason? To do anything. If you become an elephant,
Everyone will love you,
Then we can...
Are you making fun of me?
Of course not, sir.
I mean, if you think I'm like a water head,
Why did you ask me to marry you?
How can you ask like that? a question, kathy
I like how fun and free you are,
And I like your appearance.
I'm fun and I'm free And I'm cute?
What about my mind, cosmo?
I have never seen your mind, kathy
That's not very good The thing to say, cosmo cola.
Why do you act like this, kathy
Like what?
Like shrill and loud guests On TV shows during the day.
Maybe it's because you're acting like
Arrogant bad luck, cosmo.
I don't know you can be like a thermagant
What are you doing?
Insolent... A woman who is loud and annoying.
This date is over.
Kathy!
What are you two doing
None.
Ariel: Of course, as Megan said, just one fight is not enough
To end the relationship entirely, diary
So, the next step is mine.
As you know, father,
Megan and I are now best friends
We have been stepbrothers for so long.
And in this spirit,
He has shared a belief with me Yes?
You know, father,
Kathy only acts like she does
Because he is so Test you, I tell him.
He knows that you can be fun,
It's like a big cheerful child, but he needs
To find out that you can be a real man, daddy.
And you only say this to him
Because you want them to be happy, right?
Mm-hmm.
Perfect. Let's see how it works
You look great tonight, little lady.
Why did you keep calling me "little lady," cos?
Don't worry Your beautiful head about that, Mom.
I'll take care of everything Except on Sundays,
When will I watch football on tv all day
What is there on earth Are you talking about?
You see my woman, friend?
Cos...
No sir.
Well, no.
And get me a steak, kid.
The biggest you have.
Raw!
We don't have steak, sir.
Oh, no, right?
Now, this is a pizza restaurant, sir Aha!
All right, uh...
Alright, bring me the first pizza you have!
And jelly beans on it!
What's wrong with mother and boarding house?
They have an adult conversation
Why did you look so happy about that?
Go play games, trev.
Am I very strong, stupid?
Yes, very.
Am I reliable, stupid?
Right!
Come on, little lady. Let's dance!
Cosmo!
Oh! Oh!
Cosmo: ever swept your feet
By someone like this before?
What is hoo
Cosmo!
Here at u.S. We have a little , ariel...
"mission completed."
In Yukon, we say, "The gas problem is increasing."
Right. Uh, well...
Gas material develops, then.
Your plan is wise, megan.
I can't do it without you, ariel
Maybe I misunderstood.
All cutters though.
Maybe I misunderstood you too.
Ariel: This is weird, diary.
Megan larson and me
Sharing a pleasant conversation
We just succeeded to make our parents hate each other,
And now we are starting to like,
Or at least tolerate, ?
I just act like that
Because I think you want me.
Y-You mean a lot to me.
And I think you want me to act like I did
Who said that?
Sign in.
This is not very good.
Megan: Well, I think so If cosmo is like that,
And you, you know, is more like this,
Then we all can do that more... something else
That's the most silly answer
I've heard, megan.
Give me a few minutes.
I can sound more convincing Ariel?
Oh, shame and shame!
I have been humiliated me and my family
All for my own selfish reasons.
No, ariel, ariel, don't cry.
We know it's not easy.
We understand, don't we?
Of course we do.
I don't think it's easy to become an alien I can't stand it anymore.
I'm sorry, Father.
Fanul is my favorite,
Please come save me from this terrible place.
I'm waiting for you to wait.
Yours, saweeza
P.S. Whatever you do, fanul,
You don't have to tell your father,
Emperor s'vad, where we are.
Megan: Plan "a" to go really belly, diary,
But I definitely have a plan "b."
Sometimes I ask briefly
If I do the right thing here
I mean, cos is strange nature,
But he rather grows up on you.
And ariel, I mean, is that really wrong? Everyone's wrong The weirdness for coolness?
But still...
Megan: What we have What you have to do is make them fall for someone else
Like, my mother is still in total falling in love with my father
Well, not love exactly.
Actually they don't Even it seems really like each other a lot,
But they have been married for 10 years
Plus, they have me and trev together.
So that's what ended their relationship?
Terrible!
Terrible.
Fantastic.
Terrible.
Losers!
What about your father? Are there people
Who have you met like your mother
Actually, your mother, kathy larson,
Have warmth and enjoyment for him
It reminds us of my mother
In this case, I can understand why my father
Enjoy the company and cheer by him.
In this case, my mom seems to be
Hang out better with your father
Instead of what I've done with me.
I mean, that's the case Laughing more.
Yes they did.
And Trev loves your father.
My father loves Trev.
But anyway...
Yes, anyway...
There is one individual.
Do you know spiritual guide serena soo
Doesn't he believe he, like,
Napoleon or what?
Well, he is quite wrong in his beliefs,
But his attitude is at least calm and harmonious.
That's perfect.
So this is the plan.
We will tell our parents what we want to have a party.
You know, to make everything is up to them Parents like it when you say you will make everything up to them
We will invite everyone, and presto!
Chemistry takes over.
My father has me and trev this weekend
That's perfect.
I don't know how to to tell you this,
But you're right, trev.
Cos is an alien.
I know that.
Bad aliens
He is not.
Trevor, if it's already I've lied to you?
Every day?
Well, this time I'm not.
Cosmo is a serious person terrifying aliens
I don't want to have it to show this, but...
Seeing.
"my plane..."
Plan. My plan is to take over the world
With cosmo cola.
Chapter one...
Eating trevor
W-what should I do?
Alright
Mother and I will be back in a few minutes,
And my father and serena soo'll be here too
First of all
when you wake up at night
find yourself thinking about things...
What are you doing?
Ariel, what are you doing?
I prepare food.
I put the item in a different bowl Because they are, like,
Actually different parts of food
Did they not all end up in the digestive tract?
Well, yes, but...
Put an smile on your face...
I'll get rid of it soon.
Put a smile on your face make the world a better place...
I'm Serena Soo
You must be megan
Hi. Enter it.
My sweetness! It's been days!
Where is your father?
You could say that I was a dreamer...
Can I come out?
Return to bed, trev.
Who is that woman
He's also a bad alien.
Return to your room, okay?
All...
You are a mickey, roky coat.
Famous baseball players.
Maybe you two can get the game.
Cos: Oh, me!
That's very beautiful! It hurts I ride under the board.
He really did it.
Wow, look at this!
Good work, girl.
Father, see who has joined us.
Our neighbor, serena soo.
How are you doing, serena soo?
You have great savage rage, mr. Cola,
However, there is an inner child crying For tenderness and affection.
Actually, I thought was my stomach Must be hungry!
Hi!
I'm kathy larson
Kathy, you use an example of distrust.
Right. I got it in the mall.
Humor can be like that an effective defense,
Can't you, bro?
Only against people who don't have a sense of humor
Do you like something drink, because
I will have a chai.
Megan. Ariel.
What are you doing?
I will get it!
Daddy!
dear, hi.
Kathy: Fred? Do you do it here today
Megan told me to come today.
You did
Well, I thought maybe you want to join us for dinner
About that, baby,
I still have some work to do.
Is it ok if I'm fair pick you up
And bring you back to my place?
I can carry my things home and office
While you watch TV. What do you say?
But we can't, dad, because...
Because of trev... He is sick.
Is he really
Come on, I'll show it to you.
Elizabeth, I'm joining.
Elizabeth!
Fred Sanford! Very good
Trevor: Elizabeth!
Trevor?
If you and mother back together,
Can I still play? with cos sometimes,
Even if he is evil?
Who is cos
Megan: Um, father, are you sure you don't want
Still having dinner, long time like you are here
Megan: Things don't work exactly as I planned,
And in the kitchen, diary, is even worse.
I have to tell you,
Serena soo, a lot, if not all of your ideas
Very unlikely, if not impossible
You blocked trauma, cosmo
You died in a civil war.
I promise not.
You really did it,
And you are raccoon In another life.
Where did you come with these things?
I'm very sensitive,
And I am also prescient.
I know what will happen.
Are you?
Yes, this is a great gi...
I don't know what you are Children arrive, megan,
But if you want to join to my house for dinner,
We'd better go.
I've lost an hour.
Then you will only be 23/7 today?
Very funny.
Who are you?
Cosmo cola... Kathy's fiance When did this happen?
That's rather sudden.
Cosmo and I soon met after him and ariel,
His daughter, moved here from Yukon
Nobody lives in Yukon.
Anyway, we are very happy together,
And we have decided to get married.
I need antacids.
This is not the antacid you need.
This is harmony.
What?
Your soul is a warrior.
Need to be calm, not excited
You are very responsive.
I... am serena soo
Fred Larson
Lunch, everyone
Ok... Mother, you can sit over there next to father...
And cos and serena soo can sit here next to each other.
You know, for a good mix and so on
Trevor, not there.
You give and you give and you give, fred.
24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
And what are you asking for? as a return?
A little respect. A little consideration.
That's right.
Well, girl, this looks...
Very inventive
They use my recipe.
Serena soo: Maybe I can clean your aura
I never had someone clean my aura before
Megan: This has to stop, diary
Father is right on the doorstep falling in love with blair witch
So I did the first thing I can think about it.
I'm sure you can squeeze a little...
Aah!
I know I know. It seems really paralyzed.
But at that time, That's all I can think of
At least make people angry with each other...
But that didn't work either.
Finally!
Perfect moment Aah!
What is hoo... Ho ho!
I don't think I've ever used a previous word disaster, diary,
But this must be one...
Or maybe it's a failure.
Whatever it is, it's not good.
I look at Ariel, and he looks really weird.
It feels like, I don't know...
She's messy or something.
And when I follow it,
The strangest thing has ever happened
I'm not even sure about how to explain it Aah! Aah!
Aah!
He doesn't have a body!
She's like a lump!
Have you been talking about, megan
Get away from me!
Megan, what's wrong with you?
What is wrong with you?
Aren't you him? He is a stranger!
Maybe you feel like a stranger Sometimes, megan, hmm?
I've seen this reaction before.
This is rare.
Many children are afraid to change this big.
Megan is used to setting your current life,
Not sharing, at least with other parents.
With your upcoming marriage,
The balance will be disrupted.
This alien story is just an attempt
To prevent that from happening.
Then you think that is all the right to pass it with marriage?
As long as that's what you want.
I think it's important... For her sake.
How do I look?
Large.
This will all work, meg.
I promise.
Mom, he's a stranger.
I know. But after we get married,
He wants to be a citizen.
That's not what I meant.
I know.
It's nothing I can do to stop you from getting married cos?
Megan...
Well, that's all. You promised won't marry her If I don't learn to like him.
Oh, megan, baby,
I have thought about this long and hard,
And I've talked to the doctor about it
If I, for one second, think your fear is justified...
I know he is different.
That's part of what makes it so awesome.
Cosmo makes me very happy, honey.
And I know that this marriage will happen Make this family happy too.
Do you think I'm crazy?
We're all a little crazy around here That's what makes us so special.
I love you baby I love you too, mother.
Everything will happen works fine
What I need, all my life, is to love someone...
Oh, no thanks Ha ha, roky. Hello dear.
Megan, you look beautiful.
Yes, future princess, You are more beautiful
Instead of cornflakes and root bears.
Heh heh
Thank you... I guess.
Where is ariel
Uh, he will join us soon
I'm sure he needs it meditation moments for...
Gather yourself.
Or maybe he's fair Kicking back to the sink.
Goodbye, zircalon. Goodbye, fanul.
Goodbye, saweeza.
Hello, Saweeza.
Is that possible? Is that?
This is me, fanul Fanul... very strong thank you I for seeing you
Please! Saweeza, such physical closeness is disgusting to me
Um... I'm sorry, fanul.
We have to move fast.
Daddy, or cosmo cola, When he was called here,
You should commit yourself in marriage For women on earth, kathy larson,
Less than one hour
S'vad: Your father is very dangerous for me, saweeza.
He wants change.
What is our view of change, fanul
Change is bad
Things that must and must remain exactly like them
But changes aren't always bad, emperor
Saweeza.
Already the planet has poisoned its mind Have you ever been frozen solid, saweeza?
Can be reversed, but only happily
You don't want your father frozen forever,
Are you, saweeza?
No.
Good. Then you will lead us to him, right?
No?
Hello, what is the toilet?
Oh, I'm sorry.
Incorrect room.
Hello, serena soo
Ariel, my dear
Now, who is your charming friend?
This is Mike...
And his father, doug.
They are also from Yukon.
Fun.
You will take us to cosmo cola.
Oh, there's no need to be so tense
Do you want some fun herbal gum?
Shut up.
Aah!
What sucks this creature earth is
Emperor, maybe you are right.
Maybe that is so annoying creature...
"us"?
They...
But, emperor, there are more than that.
There is warmth and kindness For this human,
A courage that might surprise you...
If you give them a chance.
Sometimes... Someone must be cruel In order to be kind, saweeza.
Fanul, take care of the prisoner.
I will find my own cosmo cola.
Fanul, please
He is my father, saweeza.
I have no choice.
I wish I did
Attention alert! Caution!
Uh, cute kid. Excuse me.
Where do you want 82 cases from root beer?
I will help with the drink Hurry back.
Come on, young Trevor.
We will lose common villains!
Megan, can you go see If you can find Ariel? We will start.
Within a minute.
Megan, prospective mrs Cola,
I told you, This is a beautiful day for marriage
Of course, I prefer windsurfing.
Without a doubt.
Megan, I'm serious. Go find your sister.
He is not my sister.
Oh, I'll take it. Where is she?
Come on.
Man, is this fat free?
I mean, they look fat free,
But I've never seen them like golden brown before.
Chip?
Heh.
What is that?
That's Serena Soo.
What are you talking about?
Heh.
Ariel, what happened?
Who is that?
That's fanul.
Fanul, your girlfriend, fanul?
He and his father, emperor s'vad,
Come for my father I know that guy not invited...
But what does he want with you your father
My father is _ a great freedom fighter on zircalon, megan
Zirca-what?
Zirkalon. Our home planet
You are fully right in all your conclusion, megan
My father and I are foreigners.
Why did you come here?
Just to make me feel inferior or what?
We have come to flee political repression in zirkalon
We stayed because of me Daddy fell in love with your mother
And is that it?
You are just a small child who is stuck On all new planets where do you not know?
That's fake.
I replaced the homeroom teacher last year,
And it really sent me for, like, 6 months.
I don't think I've ever done it much help, right?
You can help me now, megan.
Okay, I can try.
What?
I'm wrong about you You are not a cruel, heartless person I have ever imagined.
You really are, very brave and fearless
Well, I'm almost fearless.
You, compared to me.
Well, hey, who died and made you dictator, man?
Note that this is also fanul.
Yes, father
You are very rude, Do you know that?
Shut up, peon!
Man, I seriously have to fix my vocabulary Oh, check it out. This is a party.
Hey, megan, ariel.
That's very unusual.
Oh, thank you very much.
I like that you can come.
Will you excuse me?
Uh huh.
Hi, can I help you?
I looked for the one called cosmo cola.
Oh, I think he is still ahead
The ceremony starts at 15...
Minutes?
You have taken me away from home.
Are you ready to pay for your crime Emperor s'vad, for you
You will come with me... now
Whoa. I have never seen one like that before
Do you want to trade?
This is my friend, Mr. S'vad.
He, uh...
He likes to play hide and seek.
cool. Me, too.
So why don't you let us? count to 100...
And we will find you.
Promise.
Fanul, please?
Oh, I can't, saweeza. I am sorry.
OK? What?
This guy is fully scammin ' to you, megan
Eww.
Mint leaves?
Hmm.
Strangely strong.
Do you know what? I feel I like it Brown head megan
Ha, I heard, bro.
I mean, it's freedom of choice.
Right, bro. High 5!
Never mind, bro.
Have you decided? the best way to end
This dangerous captivity?
Maybe... but already I have to work with me here.
So, fanul, you must have a lot of strength Return to your home planet.
You know, being a boy from the emperor and so on
Now, it's a great honor to do my father's offer...
And time consuming.
Now, don't you anytime for fun?
Now, my assignment comes first,
But sometimes I'm allowed to float.
This is very fun.
Uh... how do you do it?
All right, first, you need to be a bubble.
I... I don't think I can do that.
So, it's great is limited, isn't it?
Around here, we have a lot of free time Are we not cutters?
Oh yeah.
And many choices. Like windsurfing, skateboarding...
Oh, oh, hey, fanul, You've been, like,
mountain bike from ledge to river
And then, like, hovers down the rapids?
Now, that's very extreme.
That sounds recreational.
Oh, sure, fanul.
We create continuously.
That's what the coolest thing about earth
Like last year, for example,
I'm really bladed down this mountain
You know, I mean, ok, I fell a bit mostly,
You know, but it's still cool.
I'm all like, huh!
And other things can we do, cutter?
Yes, cutter, what are the other choices can we make it here
Alright, like, uh...
Oh, yes, we have completely 18 different flavors of potato chips,
All of that is very good.
Except for the taste of yogurt, It's kind of weird.
You see, Fanul,
This planet is all about freedom of choice.
You can imagine, people here have freedom
For falling mountains,
Eat lots of flavors of chips.
Be vapid and shallow.
Uh, uh, exactly.
But your father, friend, is like a full-on tyrant, man.
Whoa, I don't even know I know that word.
Tyrants Cool.
He doesn't want freedom at all
He, like, freezes her.
Do you know? Ok, it might look is really cool,
You know, but... No
Actually, here, is very cool antithesis Which, I guess, will not be cool
I think I understand.
Oh, right!
So, maybe it's time you stand up for your father
For, like, freedom and freedom, right?
Because this might be, like, the only planet in the entire universe
With 18 different flavors of potato chips, is good?
I mean, you have to think about that.
Say that, fanul.
I know you have it in you.
I know it's good and truth
Make it very the core of your existence We're out of here, dudes.
I can understand why you like fanul He is rather funny.
I found it is more interesting a sparkling gas bag.
Enter teleportation grid, prisoner
S'vad, listen...
Traitor!
For crimes from questions my authority,
I hereby punish you and your daughter...
To be frozen forever.
Please, not saweeza. Take me!
Good, fanul, are you bringing the girl
Yes, father
What is this? That's not a saweeza.
No, but I'm his half brother...
And that happened my stepfather you were there
So you better Let them go now, okay?
Brownhead!
What does this mean?
It's time for some changes, father.
Changes?
Clearly your mind has been misleading When we go home, I will remind you That price for change is eternal freezing
Now enter the grid.
Not until you let them go.
Put prisoners on the grid!
No!
You don't take cosmo Hold it there, gas bag.
Don't mess with family, man.
Without a doubt.
Stupid children, don't ask my authority!
That's amazing. Can you believe this
I'm sure they will be here...
Your little machine has no effect on me
Megan: This is not very good.
Ariel, fanul...
Try this for size, sucker!
Not the wind!
Trevor, you really are rock.
Oh, trevor-man, yeah! Go on, trevor.
Can't they see we're trying to have a wedding here
What is the nerve?
Alright.
Sweet! OK! Not real
Hey, that's cool, trevor-man.
Does this mean cos can return to being a good alien self
cool.
Daddy! Ha ha! Ohh! Ha ha ha!
Thank you, megan larson
We're family...
Or at least we should.
What time is it now?
It's time for you to get married.
Thank you very much, Sorry, anytime.
Cos: Kathy!
Mother!
Very sorry to have made you wait
I will wait forever for you Honey, have you seen Serena?
Uhh.
Cosmo, repeat after me:
Me, cosmo, take yourself, katherine, to be my wife Me, cosmo, take yourself, katherine, to be my wife Have and hold from today to the next...
Have and hold from today to the next...
Loving...
Fred Larson
Megan: Well, diary,
I think some things are fair will never change
No, it's okay. No, call me anytime.
Pastor: To love, to respect, and to respect...
Cos: To love, to respect and appreciate...
For the richer, for the poor...
that's you
pick me up when I'm down
one look in your eyes can turn me around
Do you really have to return to zircalon?
With my father in the current condition,
It's up to me to organize our planet.
I will come back...
After I made a few changes.
Ariel: Life on this strange planet
Continue to confuse and entertain me, diary
This is weird.
I think my life really ended when I came to earth But now I can see it it just started.
A new boyfriend, as far as it is impractical leather bag goes,
It's actually quite interesting.
A new stepmother...
Even new friends.
Megan: Well, diary, I think this is the part where I admit That I really learned something from this last several months... and I did it,
But I think I will save it for myself.
I mean, who will ever believe all this?
Just say, thanks to my new stepbrother,
There is room for everyone on the popular desk
Come on, sit with us.