1 00:00:48,008 --> 00:00:50,743 - Bearian Starfish the Third, 2 00:00:51,985 --> 00:00:56,892 you will show the proper respect in my courtroom 3 00:00:56,892 --> 00:00:58,062 just like 4 00:00:58,062 --> 00:01:00,063 everyone else. 5 00:01:00,990 --> 00:01:02,647 To your feet, sir. 6 00:01:07,807 --> 00:01:09,210 - What a crowd. 7 00:01:09,210 --> 00:01:10,882 Thank you, Bearia. 8 00:01:15,710 --> 00:01:17,543 - Order in this court. 9 00:01:18,700 --> 00:01:21,473 Please take your seat. 10 00:01:24,460 --> 00:01:27,393 Now, Bearian Starfish the Third, 11 00:01:29,170 --> 00:01:30,930 many here view you 12 00:01:30,930 --> 00:01:32,263 as a heroic 13 00:01:33,570 --> 00:01:34,403 figure, 14 00:01:35,483 --> 00:01:37,900 a great adventurer, 15 00:01:37,900 --> 00:01:39,630 and scientist 16 00:01:39,630 --> 00:01:44,441 who discovered a means to harness the love energy. 17 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:51,130 The one who led us space bears to victory 18 00:01:51,130 --> 00:01:53,591 in what seemed like 19 00:01:53,591 --> 00:01:54,424 a lost war 20 00:01:55,310 --> 00:02:00,310 with the Mizerbot Colony 12 cycles ago. 21 00:02:00,660 --> 00:02:03,294 - No need to thank me, sir. 22 00:02:06,925 --> 00:02:09,600 - There are others 23 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:12,433 who say you are a scoundrel, 24 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:13,266 a thief, 25 00:02:14,378 --> 00:02:15,211 a murderer 26 00:02:16,900 --> 00:02:20,350 who cheated his way to the top, 27 00:02:20,350 --> 00:02:22,950 and is solely motivated 28 00:02:22,950 --> 00:02:24,990 by his own financial gain. 29 00:02:27,729 --> 00:02:29,803 - That's not true, sir. 30 00:02:29,803 --> 00:02:32,438 I'm a self-made Space Bear. 31 00:02:32,438 --> 00:02:36,134 I wouldn't harm one one tablet on a bornox Bearian. 32 00:02:39,998 --> 00:02:41,665 - Well, that may be, 33 00:02:43,150 --> 00:02:45,350 but you face 34 00:02:45,350 --> 00:02:50,350 serious charges of treason, war crimes, and murder 35 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:54,160 for your tole in the Zondyke Affair. 36 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:58,183 How do you plead to these charges? 37 00:02:59,760 --> 00:03:01,304 - Not guilty, sir. 38 00:03:04,474 --> 00:03:06,150 - Well, Bearian, 39 00:03:06,150 --> 00:03:09,950 I could sentence you to 14 cycles 40 00:03:09,950 --> 00:03:12,390 of farming the slug pits 41 00:03:12,390 --> 00:03:15,240 of Beezlecar Seven. 42 00:03:15,240 --> 00:03:20,240 But the fact of the matter is your planet, no, 43 00:03:20,560 --> 00:03:22,550 the entire universe 44 00:03:24,140 --> 00:03:25,090 needs 45 00:03:25,090 --> 00:03:26,077 your 46 00:03:26,077 --> 00:03:27,738 help. 47 00:03:27,738 --> 00:03:30,486 - I'm always here for the universe, sir. 48 00:03:36,540 --> 00:03:38,153 - As you know, Bearian, 49 00:03:39,260 --> 00:03:42,700 a growing problem with the universe came to our attention 50 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:44,859 some years ago. 51 00:03:44,859 --> 00:03:48,760 Some have yet to evolve beyond the uselessness of war 52 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:52,137 and needless suffering as we have here on Bearia. 53 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:58,160 There is a festering blackness that grows stronger each day. 54 00:03:59,480 --> 00:04:03,460 It feeds off the hatred and negative energy 55 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:06,690 of this planet we call Earth, 56 00:04:06,690 --> 00:04:09,410 where man kills man 57 00:04:09,410 --> 00:04:14,042 and destroys all that he touches. 58 00:04:14,042 --> 00:04:17,213 - I know nothing of this place called Earth. 59 00:04:18,760 --> 00:04:20,923 - Let me show you, Bearian. 60 00:05:34,430 --> 00:05:37,660 - How can those barbarians live this way, sir? 61 00:05:37,660 --> 00:05:41,080 - Well, they have not yet discovered the love energy 62 00:05:41,080 --> 00:05:43,130 and weapons of peace. 63 00:05:43,130 --> 00:05:45,390 They are destroying themselves, 64 00:05:45,390 --> 00:05:50,172 and perhaps the entire universe, with their negativity. 65 00:05:50,172 --> 00:05:52,327 - But how can that be? 66 00:05:52,327 --> 00:05:56,880 - Our records indicate there is a great black emptiness 67 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:59,703 spreading out from the center of the Milky Way Galaxy. 68 00:06:01,200 --> 00:06:03,880 It's size is doubling exponentially 69 00:06:04,770 --> 00:06:08,880 as it sucks up the never ending supply of negativity 70 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,233 from planet Earth. 71 00:06:11,170 --> 00:06:15,280 We predict that within 100 life cycles, 72 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:17,800 it will have swallowed their planet 73 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:21,820 and will be on our doorstep. 74 00:06:21,820 --> 00:06:24,490 We need your help, Bearian. 75 00:06:25,607 --> 00:06:27,661 - But what can I do? 76 00:06:27,661 --> 00:06:29,603 The Milky Way Galaxy must be at least 77 00:06:29,603 --> 00:06:33,077 10 million pinosars from our galaxy. 78 00:06:33,077 --> 00:06:35,233 It would take a lifetime to get there. 79 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:40,360 - You are Bearia's greatest weapon expert, 80 00:06:40,360 --> 00:06:42,840 the inventor of the Love Bomb. 81 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:47,163 That has made peace and tranquility possible for us. 82 00:06:48,100 --> 00:06:50,650 We need you to travel to Earth 83 00:06:50,650 --> 00:06:52,780 and construct a Love Bomb there 84 00:06:52,780 --> 00:06:56,715 in order to detonate and spread the love radiation 85 00:06:56,715 --> 00:06:58,960 throughout the planet. 86 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:02,800 It is the only way to save our universe. 87 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:05,710 Our scientists have come up with a method of travel 88 00:07:05,710 --> 00:07:10,173 that will allow you to make the trip in only three cycles. 89 00:07:11,250 --> 00:07:14,600 We now have a functioning worm hole 90 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:17,743 that leads straight to the Milky Way. 91 00:07:19,410 --> 00:07:21,800 - So, I'll be able to get back? 92 00:07:21,800 --> 00:07:24,720 - You will have two Earth months 93 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:28,210 once you arrive on the planet to complete your mission. 94 00:07:28,210 --> 00:07:31,620 Our scientists won't be able to keep the wormhole 95 00:07:31,620 --> 00:07:34,413 functioning any longer than that. 96 00:07:35,670 --> 00:07:38,250 I think if anyone 97 00:07:38,250 --> 00:07:41,413 is aware of the danger involved, it would be 98 00:07:42,953 --> 00:07:43,786 you. 99 00:07:45,383 --> 00:07:47,146 - Where do I sign up? 100 00:08:15,231 --> 00:08:17,040 - We interrupt your regularly scheduled 101 00:08:17,040 --> 00:08:18,930 programming for a special news alert 102 00:08:18,930 --> 00:08:20,590 from Space Bear News. 103 00:08:20,590 --> 00:08:23,470 Now, here's Bearia's most trusted news anchor, 104 00:08:23,470 --> 00:08:25,600 Bearaldo Ribeara. 105 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:27,690 - This morning, Bearian Starfish the Third 106 00:08:27,690 --> 00:08:30,300 prepares for his dangerous journey to the Milky Way Galaxy. 107 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:32,490 Bearian has been undergoing intense training 108 00:08:32,490 --> 00:08:34,650 and environmental testing for the past four weeks 109 00:08:34,650 --> 00:08:37,140 to get ready for the unknown conditions of Planet Earth. 110 00:08:37,140 --> 00:08:39,380 Scientists have developed a functioning wormhole 111 00:08:39,380 --> 00:08:41,520 that will transport Bearian to Earth. 112 00:08:41,520 --> 00:08:42,700 He will only have two months 113 00:08:42,700 --> 00:08:45,289 to assemble a Love Bomb on Earth and detonate it. 114 00:08:45,289 --> 00:08:46,840 I am receiving word 115 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,170 that Bearian is about enter the wormhole now. 116 00:08:49,170 --> 00:08:51,360 Let's go to our action crew on location 117 00:08:51,360 --> 00:08:54,003 at the Honeycomb Scientific Test Site. 118 00:09:15,481 --> 00:09:16,898 - Whee! 119 00:09:18,960 --> 00:09:20,710 - Looks like Bearian made it, folks. 120 00:09:20,710 --> 00:09:22,230 All of here at Channel 5 News 121 00:09:22,230 --> 00:09:23,920 wish you the best of luck, Bearian. 122 00:09:23,920 --> 00:09:26,006 Long live the Space Bears. 123 00:10:26,127 --> 00:10:27,603 - Listen up, pussycat, 124 00:10:28,500 --> 00:10:31,500 it was your kind that came in the night and killed my daddy. 125 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:36,040 Ever since that day, I've been hunting you down like dogs, 126 00:10:36,040 --> 00:10:39,487 and I want you to know just why I'm gonna murder you. 127 00:10:41,830 --> 00:10:44,370 I got 25 kills behind me now, 128 00:10:44,370 --> 00:10:46,160 and you're just another notch in my belt, 129 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:47,905 you dirty sack of fleas. 130 00:10:49,559 --> 00:10:53,160 I don't think today is your lucky day, pussycat. 131 00:10:55,830 --> 00:10:56,840 This one, 132 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:59,123 just like all the rest before my papa. 133 00:11:38,130 --> 00:11:41,450 Okay, today was your lucky day after all, pussycat. 134 00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:42,690 And things ain't looking bad 135 00:11:42,690 --> 00:11:44,610 for old Ricky Gitsburg either. 136 00:11:44,610 --> 00:11:47,518 I think I just found me a space rock, kitty. 137 00:11:47,518 --> 00:11:48,966 Whoo-hoo! 138 00:12:22,297 --> 00:12:24,418 - That's my stuff, 139 00:12:24,418 --> 00:12:27,679 and someone going to get hurt if they're not careful. 140 00:12:27,679 --> 00:12:29,596 Someone gonna get hurt. 141 00:12:39,956 --> 00:12:41,706 Hey, that's my stuff. 142 00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:52,787 Good night, bunny rabbit. 143 00:13:11,612 --> 00:13:14,695 Little pansy's scared of a boom-boom. 144 00:13:59,319 --> 00:14:02,104 Hello, this is soft and fuzzy. 145 00:14:02,104 --> 00:14:03,437 He need my help. 146 00:14:22,423 --> 00:14:24,400 - Oh, no you don't, numbnuts. 147 00:14:24,400 --> 00:14:26,323 That thing's gonna make me a rich man. 148 00:14:40,510 --> 00:14:44,157 Dang it, I can't get a clean shot from here. 149 00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:57,710 - Crap. 150 00:14:57,710 --> 00:14:59,410 We not gonna make it. 151 00:15:15,197 --> 00:15:17,373 - Just what are we dealing with, here? 152 00:15:41,263 --> 00:15:45,329 - All Soccer 9, this is Agent Spears, come in. 153 00:15:45,329 --> 00:15:48,729 - This is All Soccer 9, read you loud and clear. 154 00:15:48,729 --> 00:15:49,680 Over. 155 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:51,780 - Sir, the bear has landed. 156 00:15:51,780 --> 00:15:54,190 Repeat, the bear has landed. 157 00:15:54,190 --> 00:15:55,653 Yogi is in the house. 158 00:15:56,573 --> 00:15:57,947 - 10-4, Spears. 159 00:15:57,947 --> 00:16:00,900 Comprehend visitor at any cost. 160 00:16:00,900 --> 00:16:02,190 - As you wish, sir. 161 00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:03,113 Spears out. 162 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,091 We'll find him, all right. 163 00:16:42,880 --> 00:16:44,360 - Oh, Ken, I like your laugh. 164 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:45,610 You laugh with your eyes. 165 00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:51,390 - You know, when you're 100, I'll be 105. 166 00:16:52,374 --> 00:16:54,063 - I wanna die before you do, Ken. 167 00:16:56,200 --> 00:16:57,607 - Blue eyes say, 168 00:16:57,607 --> 00:16:59,640 "Love me or I die." 169 00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:02,070 Brown eyes say, "Love me or I kill you." 170 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:11,750 - Oh Randy, you made it. 171 00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:16,080 Do you think Bobby Kennedy will win the election this year? 172 00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:20,000 - It's Trump, Granny, the orange coochie grabber. 173 00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,093 Bobby got shot. 174 00:17:22,330 --> 00:17:23,950 - Oh, heaven's no. 175 00:17:23,950 --> 00:17:27,230 I just saw Bobby on the TV yesterday. 176 00:17:27,230 --> 00:17:29,423 He's such a handsome man. 177 00:17:29,423 --> 00:17:31,843 He's gonna make a fine president. 178 00:17:32,750 --> 00:17:34,370 - Okay, Granny. 179 00:17:34,370 --> 00:17:35,877 Going to my room now. 180 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:40,730 - Will you tell Gramps that the grass is looking long, 181 00:17:40,730 --> 00:17:43,943 and he might want to get his blower out tomorrow? 182 00:17:44,992 --> 00:17:46,773 - You know Gramps is long gone. 183 00:17:48,812 --> 00:17:50,173 - Gone where, honey? 184 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:54,630 - Gone fishing, Granny. 185 00:17:54,630 --> 00:17:55,743 Fishing again. 186 00:17:57,189 --> 00:17:58,922 - Fishing again? 187 00:17:58,922 --> 00:18:01,870 Fishing? 188 00:18:01,870 --> 00:18:05,400 - She was a star in her own little world. 189 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,211 The girls loved her. 190 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,500 I was sure she wouldn't give it up 191 00:18:08,500 --> 00:18:12,033 for anything in the world. 192 00:18:25,240 --> 00:18:26,910 - I gotta find that alien. 193 00:18:26,910 --> 00:18:28,320 It's my ticket to fame, 194 00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:31,533 and I'm not gonna let some overgrown kid mess it up for me. 195 00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:35,663 If he gets in my way, he dies. 196 00:18:37,986 --> 00:18:40,083 Oh crap, I'm sorry, Valerie. 197 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:44,193 You okay, baby? 198 00:18:51,078 --> 00:18:54,050 I know they're in this area somewhere, baby. 199 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:55,860 It's only matter of time. 200 00:18:55,860 --> 00:18:58,498 Ricky Gitsburg always catches his prey. 201 00:18:58,498 --> 00:18:59,331 Always. 202 00:19:25,980 --> 00:19:27,517 - Teddy is broken. 203 00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:31,923 What's wrong little buddy? 204 00:19:33,768 --> 00:19:34,851 - Queezlenax. 205 00:19:36,568 --> 00:19:37,485 Queezlenax. 206 00:19:39,321 --> 00:19:40,766 - Guidoneck? 207 00:19:40,766 --> 00:19:42,349 What's a guidoneck? 208 00:19:45,047 --> 00:19:46,163 - Queezlenax. 209 00:19:49,925 --> 00:19:50,842 Queezlenax. 210 00:19:53,070 --> 00:19:55,360 - Oh, you hungry? 211 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,933 You mean you eat bees? 212 00:20:00,073 --> 00:20:01,156 - Queezlenax. 213 00:20:05,910 --> 00:20:08,200 - So, I understand. 214 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:09,480 I'll be right back. 215 00:20:12,928 --> 00:20:17,928 - Queezlenax. 216 00:21:34,675 --> 00:21:35,748 Queepo Jango. 217 00:21:45,781 --> 00:21:47,031 - Queepo Jango. 218 00:22:49,220 --> 00:22:50,340 - Uh-oh. 219 00:22:50,340 --> 00:22:52,850 Looks like the cat's out of the bag on this one. 220 00:22:52,850 --> 00:22:55,240 Well, I hope you piggies are ready to eat some bacon, 221 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,920 'cause Ricky Gitsburg is about to feed you 222 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,127 your own behinds for dinner. 223 00:23:16,179 --> 00:23:18,262 These guys are good. 224 00:23:30,125 --> 00:23:32,422 Holy crap, there it is! 225 00:23:49,107 --> 00:23:50,963 It's a fricking teddy bear. 226 00:23:57,480 --> 00:24:00,053 - All right, Gitsburg, you're coming with us. 227 00:24:01,277 --> 00:24:02,683 - Kiss my grits, pig! 228 00:24:15,200 --> 00:24:18,210 - Come in, HQ, we just had a confirmed sighting. 229 00:24:18,210 --> 00:24:20,980 Repeat, Smokey just started a fire. 230 00:24:20,980 --> 00:24:22,483 We have sighted the visitor. 231 00:24:46,770 --> 00:24:48,300 - Why they shooting? 232 00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:49,573 What I do now? 233 00:24:58,960 --> 00:25:00,653 - You're in over your head, kid. 234 00:25:16,340 --> 00:25:17,890 - Ow! 235 00:25:17,890 --> 00:25:19,583 Never do that again. 236 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:22,560 I know a safe place. 237 00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:23,393 Follow me. 238 00:27:03,676 --> 00:27:06,213 ♪ Flowers, flowers, flowers everywhere ♪ 239 00:27:06,213 --> 00:27:09,026 ♪ Flowers, flowers, flowers in my hair ♪ 240 00:27:09,026 --> 00:27:11,798 ♪ Flowers, flowers, pretty as can be ♪ 241 00:27:11,798 --> 00:27:13,267 ♪ Flowers here and flowers there ♪ 242 00:27:13,267 --> 00:27:14,790 ♪ They're just for you and me ♪ 243 00:27:14,790 --> 00:27:17,464 ♪ Flowers, flowers, ooh, they smell so sweet ♪ 244 00:27:17,464 --> 00:27:20,170 ♪ Flowers, flowers, also just so neat ♪ 245 00:27:20,170 --> 00:27:23,064 ♪ Flowers, flowers, all we need this way ♪ 246 00:27:23,064 --> 00:27:24,744 ♪ Pick some for us, we adore them ♪ 247 00:27:24,744 --> 00:27:28,077 ♪ Put them on our grave ♪ 248 00:27:39,105 --> 00:27:40,355 - Zo Jappa Zee. 249 00:27:41,785 --> 00:27:44,463 - I'll teach you how to talk with the big book. 250 00:28:06,176 --> 00:28:07,839 - I'm going to need your help. 251 00:28:07,839 --> 00:28:10,347 The future of the universe is in our hands. 252 00:28:11,235 --> 00:28:12,621 - Man, 253 00:28:12,621 --> 00:28:13,454 you smart. 254 00:28:36,330 --> 00:28:40,060 - So, Ricky, you want to tell us what's going on here? 255 00:28:40,060 --> 00:28:41,920 - I wanna call my lawyer. 256 00:28:41,920 --> 00:28:44,410 I have rights like anybody else. 257 00:28:44,410 --> 00:28:46,440 - That's true, you got rights. 258 00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:49,360 But that doesn't mean we have to respect those rights. 259 00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,460 Now you're gonna tell us what you saw, 260 00:28:51,460 --> 00:28:53,320 or we're gonna start cutting off fingers 261 00:28:53,320 --> 00:28:54,793 until you change your mind. 262 00:28:55,630 --> 00:28:58,690 Who is the kid, and where is the alien? 263 00:28:58,690 --> 00:29:02,010 - Buzz off and die, pig, I ain't talking. 264 00:29:02,010 --> 00:29:03,747 - Have it your way. 265 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:13,400 - Come on, guys, I don't know any more than you do. 266 00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:15,970 I saw the alien crash, but the kid ran off 267 00:29:15,970 --> 00:29:17,820 before I could even get there. 268 00:29:17,820 --> 00:29:19,830 Can't we work something out? 269 00:29:19,830 --> 00:29:22,350 - We're gonna work it out all right, Ricky. 270 00:29:22,350 --> 00:29:24,064 You belong to us now. 271 00:29:31,477 --> 00:29:33,970 - Yes sir, what's the situation? 272 00:29:33,970 --> 00:29:36,270 - We're gonna need some medics up here pronto. 273 00:29:36,270 --> 00:29:38,900 And tell them to bring a Sham-Wow, or something, 274 00:29:38,900 --> 00:29:40,847 'cause we gotta big mess. - Yes sir. 275 00:29:42,130 --> 00:29:43,813 - You'll burn for this, Spears! 276 00:29:52,940 --> 00:29:55,103 - You never told me your name. 277 00:29:56,210 --> 00:30:00,083 - Well, I'm Bearian Starfish the Third in your language. 278 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:02,510 Bearian for short. 279 00:30:02,510 --> 00:30:06,210 I am a Space Bear of the planet Bearia. 280 00:30:06,210 --> 00:30:07,580 - Okay. 281 00:30:07,580 --> 00:30:08,853 My name's Randy. 282 00:30:10,100 --> 00:30:11,973 I'm a guy of planet Earth. 283 00:30:13,940 --> 00:30:15,241 - I know. 284 00:30:15,241 --> 00:30:17,430 We have a lot of work to do, Randy. 285 00:30:17,430 --> 00:30:19,543 We're going to need some plutonium. 286 00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:22,289 - Plutonium? 287 00:30:22,289 --> 00:30:24,380 Uh, huh? 288 00:30:24,380 --> 00:30:26,740 - We're also going to need a car battery, 289 00:30:26,740 --> 00:30:30,950 a satellite dish, a chainsaw, gunpowder, 290 00:30:30,950 --> 00:30:32,050 and a shortwave radio. 291 00:30:33,120 --> 00:30:35,600 - Where we gonna get all that? 292 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:36,713 - I'm not too sure, Randy. 293 00:30:36,713 --> 00:30:38,920 It seems I have powers on your planet 294 00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:41,510 that I did not have on my own planet. 295 00:30:41,510 --> 00:30:45,373 I just can't use them too much, or I will get very sick. 296 00:30:46,760 --> 00:30:48,760 - I don't want you to get sick. 297 00:30:48,760 --> 00:30:50,570 You're my only friend. 298 00:30:50,570 --> 00:30:53,603 I will help you, Space Bear, I promise. 299 00:30:55,140 --> 00:30:56,260 - Thank you, Randy. 300 00:30:56,260 --> 00:30:58,190 You are my only friend here on Earth. 301 00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:00,400 We have to stick together. 302 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:02,110 Now that we've been sighted, 303 00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:04,660 bad people will be looking for us. 304 00:31:04,660 --> 00:31:07,240 We have to be careful. - Yeah, 305 00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:09,053 'cause we're making a boom-boom. 306 00:31:10,635 --> 00:31:12,020 - That's right, Randy. 307 00:31:12,020 --> 00:31:15,470 We will construct a Love Bomb, and its love radiation 308 00:31:15,470 --> 00:31:19,374 will save your planet and the entire universe. 309 00:31:19,374 --> 00:31:20,622 Hopefully. 310 00:31:20,622 --> 00:31:22,149 Let me show you. 311 00:32:05,106 --> 00:32:08,776 ♪ We're the mail order maid you ordered ♪ 312 00:32:08,776 --> 00:32:12,673 ♪ By parcel post we come to you ♪ 313 00:32:12,673 --> 00:32:14,777 ♪ Pick the one that you like best ♪ 314 00:32:14,777 --> 00:32:16,844 ♪ And then return the rest ♪ 315 00:32:16,844 --> 00:32:20,980 ♪ For any one of us will bring a thrill for you ♪ 316 00:32:20,980 --> 00:32:24,701 ♪ We're all guaranteed romantic ♪ 317 00:32:24,701 --> 00:32:28,439 ♪ That's why we're only stars above ♪ 318 00:32:28,439 --> 00:32:30,553 ♪ And the bride that you get ♪ 319 00:32:30,553 --> 00:32:32,493 ♪ From a mail order house ♪ 320 00:32:32,493 --> 00:32:37,160 ♪ Will come to you with kisses and love ♪ 321 00:32:43,000 --> 00:32:44,693 - You actually like this crap? 322 00:32:49,100 --> 00:32:52,125 - Did anyone ever tell you that you look just like 323 00:32:52,125 --> 00:32:53,958 Dog the Bounty Hunter? 324 00:32:56,533 --> 00:32:58,268 - The, the what? 325 00:32:58,268 --> 00:32:59,702 Who? 326 00:32:59,702 --> 00:33:00,697 - Dog. 327 00:33:00,697 --> 00:33:05,530 You know, he captures the bad guys and has a funny mullet. 328 00:33:11,568 --> 00:33:12,634 Ouch! 329 00:33:12,634 --> 00:33:15,467 I think I just got stung by a bee. 330 00:33:59,830 --> 00:34:01,730 - Granny, I'm home. 331 00:34:01,730 --> 00:34:03,430 I'm just gonna pick up some stuff. 332 00:34:12,940 --> 00:34:14,092 That weird. 333 00:34:14,092 --> 00:34:16,833 Granny's always here watching her stories. 334 00:34:29,578 --> 00:34:30,877 Oh no! 335 00:34:30,877 --> 00:34:32,313 Not Granny! 336 00:34:33,440 --> 00:34:35,230 - This is my fault, Randy. 337 00:34:35,230 --> 00:34:38,550 I will help you get Granny back, don't worry. 338 00:34:38,550 --> 00:34:40,010 - Thanks Bearian. 339 00:34:40,010 --> 00:34:42,600 I will you help you build a Love Bomb. 340 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,560 We're friends forever. 341 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:48,043 - Friends forever. 342 00:34:55,060 --> 00:34:59,417 Okay, now let's see if we can save the world and Granny too. 343 00:35:00,460 --> 00:35:02,933 - Okay, let's do it, Space Bear. 344 00:35:33,820 --> 00:35:35,690 - We're gonna have to break in here tonight 345 00:35:35,690 --> 00:35:38,107 to get a hold of some plutonium. 346 00:35:38,107 --> 00:35:40,970 - Gonna be a long night, Bearian. 347 00:35:40,970 --> 00:35:42,475 I will get my things. 348 00:36:30,052 --> 00:36:31,280 - Gitsburg. 349 00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:32,430 - Hello, Ricky. 350 00:36:32,430 --> 00:36:34,850 We have some information that the boy and alien 351 00:36:34,850 --> 00:36:38,320 are planning to break into Crosspatch Nuclear Plant tonight. 352 00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:40,880 I'm gonna have 10 of my best men down there, 353 00:36:40,880 --> 00:36:44,028 and I want you on my team. - Right. 354 00:36:44,028 --> 00:36:46,840 - Do whatever necessary to capture the alien, 355 00:36:46,840 --> 00:36:48,840 but he must be taken alive. 356 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,750 We will have Granny at the plant tonight 357 00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:52,940 as a little incentive. 358 00:36:52,940 --> 00:36:54,730 - This is getting crazy, Spears. 359 00:36:54,730 --> 00:36:56,960 I don't like hurting innocent people. 360 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:58,130 - No one's gonna get hurt 361 00:36:58,130 --> 00:37:00,510 unless we fail in stopping the alien. 362 00:37:00,510 --> 00:37:01,620 We have reason to believe 363 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:03,410 the visitor is attempting to construct 364 00:37:03,410 --> 00:37:05,420 weapons of mass destruction. 365 00:37:05,420 --> 00:37:08,740 This is a matter of national security. 366 00:37:08,740 --> 00:37:11,110 - I don't care about your weapons, Spears. 367 00:37:11,110 --> 00:37:12,760 It's personal now. 368 00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:15,410 That alien will be coming with me tonight, 369 00:37:15,410 --> 00:37:17,201 that I can guarantee. 370 00:37:17,201 --> 00:37:20,330 - Just make sure he comes in alive and in one piece, Ricky, 371 00:37:20,330 --> 00:37:22,490 or there's gonna be some harsh consequences, 372 00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:23,690 if you know what I mean. 373 00:37:26,460 --> 00:37:29,349 - Alive or dead, don't make no difference to me. 374 00:38:04,125 --> 00:38:05,993 - They got guns. 375 00:38:05,993 --> 00:38:07,500 They got peek-a-boos, too. 376 00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:09,740 - Yes Randy. 377 00:38:09,740 --> 00:38:11,650 It seems there's no way in. 378 00:38:11,650 --> 00:38:14,720 Just remember, that things look darkest just before 379 00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:16,143 it all goes pitch black. 380 00:38:17,630 --> 00:38:19,973 - You sure know English good now. 381 00:38:21,290 --> 00:38:23,450 - I've been experimenting, Randy. 382 00:38:23,450 --> 00:38:25,610 It seems I can do things on this planet 383 00:38:25,610 --> 00:38:27,984 that were impossible on my planet, 384 00:38:27,984 --> 00:38:31,410 like sending out the energy surges. 385 00:38:31,410 --> 00:38:34,565 - Yeah, and the bubble. 386 00:38:34,565 --> 00:38:36,960 - Yes, like the force field bubble. 387 00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,690 Take my hand, Randy, and close your eyes. 388 00:38:39,690 --> 00:38:40,873 I'll get us inside. 389 00:38:43,850 --> 00:38:45,560 Randy, look in my eyes. 390 00:38:48,159 --> 00:38:50,637 We must focus on love for each other. 391 00:38:50,637 --> 00:38:53,790 Love is the source of all my power. 392 00:38:53,790 --> 00:38:55,290 I love you, Randy. 393 00:38:56,532 --> 00:38:59,032 - I love you, too, Space Bear. 394 00:39:16,295 --> 00:39:18,810 - Sir, Yogi is in the house. 395 00:39:18,810 --> 00:39:21,096 Repeat, Yogi's in the house. 396 00:39:44,990 --> 00:39:46,260 - Wait out here, Randy. 397 00:39:46,260 --> 00:39:48,880 The radiation inside will kill you. 398 00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:49,993 - Okay, Bearian. 399 00:39:50,991 --> 00:39:52,515 Be careful. 400 00:40:00,117 --> 00:40:04,700 - Put this in your backpack, and let's get out of here. 401 00:40:34,057 --> 00:40:35,755 - You okay, Bearian? 402 00:40:40,123 --> 00:40:41,710 - Come on out, boy. 403 00:40:41,710 --> 00:40:43,810 Hand over the alien, and no one gets hurt. 404 00:40:44,887 --> 00:40:48,452 - Over my dead body, dirtbag. 405 00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:23,227 - You don't know who you're messing with, numbnuts. 406 00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:28,313 Gotcha! 407 00:42:03,970 --> 00:42:05,770 - All right, show's over. 408 00:42:05,770 --> 00:42:07,123 The alien comes with us. 409 00:42:10,629 --> 00:42:11,462 - Granny! 410 00:42:20,574 --> 00:42:22,677 - These men are bad, Randy. 411 00:42:22,677 --> 00:42:25,313 Don't let me stand in the way. 412 00:42:25,313 --> 00:42:27,813 Save yourself and your friend. 413 00:42:28,925 --> 00:42:29,925 - No Granny! 414 00:42:39,348 --> 00:42:40,681 - Zowie! 415 00:42:44,313 --> 00:42:46,896 No! 416 00:42:56,709 --> 00:43:00,126 No! 417 00:43:16,570 --> 00:43:18,250 - Cease fire, cease fire! 418 00:43:18,250 --> 00:43:20,310 Stop wasting bullets, you morons. 419 00:43:20,310 --> 00:43:21,163 They're gone. 420 00:43:23,920 --> 00:43:26,550 Get this pansy to a doctor, will ya. 421 00:43:26,550 --> 00:43:28,890 And get somebody up here with a Sham-Wow. 422 00:43:28,890 --> 00:43:30,869 This place is a mess. 423 00:44:00,326 --> 00:44:03,187 - Not Granny, not Granny. 424 00:44:03,187 --> 00:44:04,104 Not Granny! 425 00:44:05,613 --> 00:44:08,770 - It's going to be okay, Randy. 426 00:44:08,770 --> 00:44:09,790 Don't worry. 427 00:44:09,790 --> 00:44:12,703 The Love Bomb is our only hope to set things right. 428 00:44:39,270 --> 00:44:41,100 - Gitsburg will have to be disposed of 429 00:44:41,100 --> 00:44:43,460 once we have the alien in custody. 430 00:44:43,460 --> 00:44:44,950 He knows too much. 431 00:44:44,950 --> 00:44:47,180 We'll have to make it look like an accident. 432 00:44:47,180 --> 00:44:48,410 In the meantime, 433 00:44:48,410 --> 00:44:50,993 I want everyone working around the clock on this. 434 00:44:51,870 --> 00:44:54,340 - We have several reports of break-ins 435 00:44:54,340 --> 00:44:56,090 and thefts from junkyards, 436 00:44:56,090 --> 00:45:00,029 electronic stores, hardware stores, you name it, sir. 437 00:45:00,029 --> 00:45:02,290 - I'm aware of that, Agent Smiley. 438 00:45:02,290 --> 00:45:03,870 If I didn't know any better, 439 00:45:03,870 --> 00:45:06,397 I'd say this alien is trying to build a nuke. 440 00:45:06,397 --> 00:45:08,137 Time is of the essence. 441 00:45:08,137 --> 00:45:10,270 Somebody get Ricky on the horn, 442 00:45:10,270 --> 00:45:12,630 and tell him that if he doesn't find that space bear 443 00:45:12,630 --> 00:45:14,070 by the end of the week, 444 00:45:14,070 --> 00:45:17,240 I'm gonna bring a hammer straight down on his juevos. 445 00:45:17,240 --> 00:45:18,920 Now let's get to work. 446 00:45:36,840 --> 00:45:39,630 - I have everything I need now to build a Love Bomb, 447 00:45:39,630 --> 00:45:41,853 but it will take time to assemble. 448 00:45:43,190 --> 00:45:45,330 We need to find a desolate place 449 00:45:45,330 --> 00:45:48,385 with no people to set off the Love Bomb. 450 00:45:48,385 --> 00:45:50,833 The explosion will be massive. 451 00:45:50,833 --> 00:45:53,630 Do you know of a place like this? 452 00:45:53,630 --> 00:45:56,420 - My daddy is from a place called Wyoming. 453 00:45:56,420 --> 00:45:59,580 Granny says there's nothing there but sheep shagging, 454 00:45:59,580 --> 00:46:01,700 whatever that is. 455 00:46:01,700 --> 00:46:03,670 - Wyoming, yes. 456 00:46:03,670 --> 00:46:05,610 I have read of this land, 457 00:46:05,610 --> 00:46:09,010 the land of sheep shaggers, as you say. 458 00:46:09,010 --> 00:46:13,110 We must leave for Wyoming once the Love Bomb is complete. 459 00:46:13,110 --> 00:46:14,440 - Okay, Bearian. 460 00:46:14,440 --> 00:46:15,747 I'll go with you. 461 00:46:15,747 --> 00:46:18,633 - I'm so sorry about Granny, Randy. 462 00:46:19,659 --> 00:46:21,220 - It's okay. 463 00:46:21,220 --> 00:46:22,243 It's not your fault. 464 00:46:23,358 --> 00:46:26,380 - We can make it right, I promise. 465 00:46:26,380 --> 00:46:27,703 You'll have to trust me. 466 00:46:28,860 --> 00:46:30,770 - I trust you, Bearian. 467 00:46:30,770 --> 00:46:33,300 We stick together no matter what. 468 00:46:33,300 --> 00:46:37,740 - That's right, we're all we have no matter what. 469 00:46:37,740 --> 00:46:38,743 - No matter what. 470 00:46:40,412 --> 00:46:42,410 - I need you to leave now, Randy. 471 00:46:42,410 --> 00:46:44,973 It won't be safe for you here while I'm working. 472 00:46:46,460 --> 00:46:49,863 - Okay, I'll be right outside if you need me. 473 00:47:44,641 --> 00:47:47,940 - Don't worry, Randy, it's not on. 474 00:47:47,940 --> 00:47:50,470 - What is this thing, Bearian? 475 00:47:50,470 --> 00:47:55,470 - It is my own invention I created on my home world Bearia. 476 00:47:55,893 --> 00:47:57,850 It brought peace to my people, 477 00:47:57,850 --> 00:48:00,530 and now will bring peace to yours. 478 00:48:00,530 --> 00:48:03,060 It's called the Love Bomb. 479 00:48:03,060 --> 00:48:05,066 - How does it work? 480 00:48:05,066 --> 00:48:06,483 - It is a nuclear device, 481 00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:10,550 but I determined how to restrain the destructive energy 482 00:48:10,550 --> 00:48:12,000 released by detonation, 483 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,680 and to filter it in a way that produces a radiation 484 00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:17,603 charged by love. 485 00:48:17,603 --> 00:48:18,520 Once detonated, 486 00:48:18,520 --> 00:48:21,580 the love radiation will spread across the Earth, 487 00:48:21,580 --> 00:48:24,980 and all humans and animals will live in peace. 488 00:48:24,980 --> 00:48:28,417 Things will be set right again in your world. 489 00:48:28,417 --> 00:48:30,990 Then the great blackness in the universe 490 00:48:30,990 --> 00:48:34,053 will shrink to nothing, and we will all be saved. 491 00:48:35,070 --> 00:48:38,867 - Okay Bearian, how do we get it to Wyoming? 492 00:48:38,867 --> 00:48:41,517 - I won't be able to teleport both of us 493 00:48:41,517 --> 00:48:44,453 and the bomb without causing great damage to myself. 494 00:48:45,590 --> 00:48:48,550 We're going to need a helicopter, or something. 495 00:48:48,550 --> 00:48:49,650 There isn't much time. 496 00:48:50,890 --> 00:48:52,673 - A whirly bird? 497 00:48:52,673 --> 00:48:54,548 - A whirly bird. 498 00:49:07,868 --> 00:49:09,500 - Gitsburg, get in here. 499 00:49:09,500 --> 00:49:11,933 What are you waiting for, an invitation? 500 00:49:18,230 --> 00:49:20,070 You really screwed up this time, Ricky. 501 00:49:20,070 --> 00:49:21,030 Look at you. 502 00:49:21,030 --> 00:49:22,063 You're a mess. 503 00:49:23,430 --> 00:49:24,820 - Kiss my grits, Spears. 504 00:49:24,820 --> 00:49:26,510 Where were you when I needed you? 505 00:49:26,510 --> 00:49:29,813 You guys sat around and let that imbecile cut off my hand. 506 00:49:31,190 --> 00:49:33,360 I'm done with you and your band of gorillas. 507 00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:34,909 I want out. 508 00:49:34,909 --> 00:49:37,204 - Well, you're useless to us now, anyway. 509 00:49:37,204 --> 00:49:42,204 Unfortunately, it's not gonna be that easy. 510 00:49:42,598 --> 00:49:44,684 - What do you think you're doing? 511 00:49:44,684 --> 00:49:47,801 We had a deal, Spears. 512 00:49:47,801 --> 00:49:52,051 - That's right, Ricky, we had a deal, but you screwed it up. 513 00:49:52,051 --> 00:49:54,486 You didn't really think we would let you walk out 514 00:49:54,486 --> 00:49:57,626 with everything that you know, did you? 515 00:49:57,626 --> 00:49:59,696 We're gonna put you on ice for a while, 516 00:49:59,696 --> 00:50:01,806 until I decide what to do with you. 517 00:50:01,806 --> 00:50:03,669 Take him out of here. 518 00:50:07,472 --> 00:50:09,868 - This ain't gonna work out well for you, Spears. 519 00:50:09,868 --> 00:50:12,312 I'm not gonna forget this. 520 00:51:20,394 --> 00:51:22,648 I'm done with you and your band of gorillas. 521 00:51:22,648 --> 00:51:24,066 I want out. 522 00:51:24,066 --> 00:51:26,437 - Well, you're useless to us now, anyway. 523 00:51:26,437 --> 00:51:30,020 Unfortunately, it's not gonna be that easy. 524 00:51:32,632 --> 00:51:34,019 - What do you think you're doing? 525 00:51:34,019 --> 00:51:35,852 We had a deal, Spears. 526 00:51:36,892 --> 00:51:38,745 - We're gonna put you on ice for a while, 527 00:51:38,745 --> 00:51:40,762 until I decide what to do with you. 528 00:51:40,762 --> 00:51:42,512 Take him out of here. 529 00:51:43,694 --> 00:51:45,921 - This ain't gonna work out well for you, Spears. 530 00:51:45,921 --> 00:51:48,184 I'm not gonna forget this. 531 00:52:10,688 --> 00:52:12,271 - Randy, it's time. 532 00:52:13,792 --> 00:52:15,436 - Time for what? 533 00:52:15,436 --> 00:52:17,910 - I think I know how to move the bomb. 534 00:52:17,910 --> 00:52:19,760 We must act fast. 535 00:52:19,760 --> 00:52:22,353 I did some research on Ricky Gitsburg. 536 00:52:22,353 --> 00:52:26,550 He was a helicopter pilot for the military a long time ago 537 00:52:26,550 --> 00:52:27,963 in a place called Vietnam. 538 00:52:29,260 --> 00:52:34,128 He will be the one to get us to Wyoming with the Love Bomb. 539 00:52:34,128 --> 00:52:36,382 - But that guy hates us, Bearian. 540 00:52:36,382 --> 00:52:38,049 He tried to kill us. 541 00:52:38,998 --> 00:52:39,831 - Yes, he hates us, but he hates the government more now. 542 00:52:43,690 --> 00:52:46,450 I believe he will help us if we can break him out. 543 00:52:46,450 --> 00:52:49,600 The FBI is holding him in isolation 544 00:52:49,600 --> 00:52:52,170 at the headquarters due east of here. 545 00:52:52,170 --> 00:52:54,490 It won't be easy, 546 00:52:54,490 --> 00:52:58,420 but he's the one who will help us save the universe. 547 00:52:58,420 --> 00:53:01,493 Let's get our things together, there isn't much time. 548 00:53:02,540 --> 00:53:04,127 - Okay, Bearian, 549 00:53:04,127 --> 00:53:05,210 I'm with you. 550 00:53:28,935 --> 00:53:31,438 - Come on, Randy, let's be quick. 551 00:53:31,438 --> 00:53:34,251 Ricky's cell is straight down this way. 552 00:53:53,525 --> 00:53:54,673 This is it. 553 00:53:54,673 --> 00:53:58,673 Stand back, Randy, I've never tried this before. 554 00:53:59,597 --> 00:54:04,597 - What are you gonna do? 555 00:54:22,920 --> 00:54:25,540 - Well, I'll be a son of a toothless street walker. 556 00:54:25,540 --> 00:54:26,733 Not you again. 557 00:54:28,030 --> 00:54:29,570 - Let's go. 558 00:54:29,570 --> 00:54:30,673 Bearian is hurt. 559 00:54:31,660 --> 00:54:34,790 - Well, I guess beggars can't be choosers, boy. 560 00:54:34,790 --> 00:54:37,110 I surely ain't gonna stay out here, 561 00:54:37,110 --> 00:54:38,896 or I'm dead for sure. 562 00:54:51,169 --> 00:54:52,919 - Which way, Bearian? 563 00:54:54,735 --> 00:54:58,325 - Turn right at the end of this hallway. 564 00:54:58,325 --> 00:55:01,467 That will lead us to the helipad. 565 00:57:52,330 --> 00:57:53,413 - Shoot, kid. 566 00:58:02,966 --> 00:58:03,951 - Great 567 00:58:03,951 --> 00:58:05,167 Caesar's 568 00:58:05,167 --> 00:58:06,000 ghost! 569 00:58:34,890 --> 00:58:36,860 - What am I getting into, here? 570 00:58:36,860 --> 00:58:38,515 Where to? 571 00:58:38,515 --> 00:58:41,093 - The land of Wyoming. 572 00:58:41,093 --> 00:58:42,670 - Yeah, but first we gotta pick up 573 00:58:42,670 --> 00:58:45,043 something from the tree house. 574 00:58:46,350 --> 00:58:48,300 - Well, I guess I owe you one. 575 00:58:48,300 --> 00:58:50,830 Looks like we're heading to Wyoming, boys. 576 00:58:50,830 --> 00:58:52,563 Hold on to your butt. 577 00:59:41,649 --> 00:59:43,439 - Where are we? 578 00:59:43,439 --> 00:59:45,720 - This is the Killpecker Sand Dunes 579 00:59:45,720 --> 00:59:47,699 in the Red Desert of Wyoming. 580 00:59:47,699 --> 00:59:50,503 9,000 square miles of nothing. 581 00:59:50,503 --> 00:59:52,203 Think that'll work, Yogi? 582 00:59:53,358 --> 00:59:56,074 - Yes, this will work fine. 583 00:59:56,074 --> 00:59:57,680 Let's get the Love Bomb assembled 584 00:59:57,680 --> 01:00:00,356 before Spears catches up to us. 585 01:00:25,980 --> 01:00:27,653 - You sure this thing is safe? 586 01:00:28,540 --> 01:00:30,763 I mean, what good is it to save the universe 587 01:00:30,763 --> 01:00:32,763 if we blow up the Earth doing it? 588 01:00:34,255 --> 01:00:37,130 - Maybe the universe would be better off without Earth. 589 01:00:37,130 --> 01:00:41,930 It was here that all the trouble started. 590 01:00:41,930 --> 01:00:46,120 - Why you arrogant little furball. 591 01:00:46,120 --> 01:00:48,040 - We don't have time to argue, Ricky. 592 01:00:48,040 --> 01:00:51,840 The nearest towns are over 100 miles away, 593 01:00:51,840 --> 01:00:53,857 according to my chart. 594 01:00:53,857 --> 01:00:58,085 The bomb will only have a 20-mile blast radius. 595 01:00:58,085 --> 01:01:01,303 We will singe the ground, but nothing more. 596 01:01:02,414 --> 01:01:05,220 Any love radiation will be carried by the wind 597 01:01:05,220 --> 01:01:07,053 to all the parts of the globe. 598 01:01:07,890 --> 01:01:10,850 We're going to need to seek safe shelter 599 01:01:10,850 --> 01:01:13,123 before we detonate it. 600 01:01:13,123 --> 01:01:14,360 - Why not blow it 601 01:01:15,275 --> 01:01:17,025 from the whirly bird? 602 01:01:18,574 --> 01:01:21,907 - Yes Randy, that's what I was thinking. 603 01:01:23,092 --> 01:01:26,373 - Well, stop y'all's squawking and let's get to it. 604 01:02:28,250 --> 01:02:29,940 20-mile radius, huh? 605 01:02:31,083 --> 01:02:33,138 - Something went wrong. 606 01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:57,933 - Spears here. 607 01:02:58,811 --> 01:03:00,098 Huh? 608 01:03:00,098 --> 01:03:01,313 You got to be kidding. 609 01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:05,940 - Calling the first nuclear attack on U.S. soil. 610 01:03:05,940 --> 01:03:08,660 The bomb was detonated near the Killpecker Sand Dunes 611 01:03:08,660 --> 01:03:10,610 in the Wyoming Red Desert. 612 01:03:10,610 --> 01:03:11,460 Just seconds ago, 613 01:03:11,460 --> 01:03:14,470 Homeland Security declared it a terrorist attack. 614 01:03:14,470 --> 01:03:17,090 The military is scrambling to get a handle on the situation 615 01:03:17,090 --> 01:03:18,023 as we speak. 616 01:03:19,040 --> 01:03:21,253 - I'm not through with you yet, Gitsburg. 617 01:03:22,460 --> 01:03:24,373 Why am I always the last to know? 618 01:03:26,290 --> 01:03:29,160 Roger, the whole world's gone to hell in a hand basket, 619 01:03:29,160 --> 01:03:30,413 and no one tells me. 620 01:03:30,413 --> 01:03:32,040 You guys need to take your thumbs 621 01:03:32,040 --> 01:03:33,540 out of your manholes up there. 622 01:03:34,740 --> 01:03:37,000 Call in everything we got. 623 01:03:37,000 --> 01:03:39,423 We're gonna need military intervention on this. 624 01:03:40,260 --> 01:03:43,490 Someone's gotta inform the Pentagon about what's going on. 625 01:03:43,490 --> 01:03:45,890 We have to stop this alien before it kills us. 626 01:03:45,890 --> 01:03:46,733 Now, get moving! 627 01:03:55,858 --> 01:03:57,620 - What have I done? 628 01:03:57,620 --> 01:03:59,090 - You blew up Wyoming. 629 01:03:59,090 --> 01:04:01,990 Now, we're probably all gonna die from radiation exposure. 630 01:04:05,990 --> 01:04:09,990 - My instruments show safe levels of radiation. 631 01:04:09,990 --> 01:04:12,733 It was just the blast was much greater than expected. 632 01:04:14,013 --> 01:04:16,180 The laws of nature are much different on Earth 633 01:04:16,180 --> 01:04:17,920 than on my planet. 634 01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:19,857 I must have miscalculated something. 635 01:04:21,280 --> 01:04:22,910 - Ya think? 636 01:04:22,910 --> 01:04:24,853 You took out a whole state, buddy. 637 01:04:26,056 --> 01:04:27,530 - It was a goof. 638 01:04:27,530 --> 01:04:28,693 It's not his fault. 639 01:04:29,590 --> 01:04:32,193 - Pretty big goof, numbnuts. 640 01:04:32,193 --> 01:04:33,377 - Please stop fighting. 641 01:04:33,377 --> 01:04:36,170 We need to get out of this desert. 642 01:04:36,170 --> 01:04:39,410 I don't have much power left, and we're out of honey. 643 01:04:39,410 --> 01:04:42,020 I will try to teleport the three of us home, 644 01:04:42,020 --> 01:04:43,683 but it will drain me completely. 645 01:04:45,210 --> 01:04:46,267 - You will die. 646 01:04:47,370 --> 01:04:48,853 - It's okay, Randy. 647 01:04:48,853 --> 01:04:51,603 I think I can take one more jump. 648 01:05:23,350 --> 01:05:27,683 - I don't know where we are, but it sure ain't home. 649 01:05:31,030 --> 01:05:32,130 Oh great. 650 01:05:32,130 --> 01:05:34,693 We're in Ari-fricking-zona. 651 01:05:36,720 --> 01:05:38,074 - Shut up, dirtbag. 652 01:05:38,074 --> 01:05:38,907 Bearian is hurt. 653 01:05:41,210 --> 01:05:43,063 What do we do now, Bearian? 654 01:05:44,431 --> 01:05:46,361 - I don't know, Randy. 655 01:05:46,361 --> 01:05:47,444 I don't know. 656 01:05:52,776 --> 01:05:54,940 - I'll tell you what to do. 657 01:05:54,940 --> 01:05:56,273 Start walking. 658 01:05:57,690 --> 01:05:59,350 - You dirty traitor. 659 01:06:01,432 --> 01:06:02,990 - Shut up, numbnuts. 660 01:06:02,990 --> 01:06:04,925 Now start walking. 661 01:06:30,527 --> 01:06:32,610 I really wanted to believe you, 662 01:06:32,610 --> 01:06:34,900 but you showed me, didn't you? 663 01:06:34,900 --> 01:06:38,020 Now, move away from the alien, or so help me, 664 01:06:38,020 --> 01:06:40,020 I'll blow a hole right through your empty head 665 01:06:40,020 --> 01:06:41,143 to get to him. 666 01:06:41,990 --> 01:06:44,373 That thing is a menace, and it ends now. 667 01:06:45,332 --> 01:06:47,683 - Go ahead and shoot, Ricky. 668 01:06:49,590 --> 01:06:51,040 - Have it your way, numbnuts. 669 01:07:08,162 --> 01:07:10,680 I remember you, pussycat. 670 01:07:10,680 --> 01:07:12,247 Bring it on! 671 01:07:26,233 --> 01:07:27,066 Uh-oh. 672 01:08:11,862 --> 01:08:12,779 - What now? 673 01:08:14,529 --> 01:08:15,362 - We walk. 674 01:08:30,299 --> 01:08:32,677 - Wish we brought snacks. 675 01:08:32,677 --> 01:08:34,624 - Yes, and honey. 676 01:08:34,624 --> 01:08:37,219 I am too weak to teleport us. 677 01:08:37,219 --> 01:08:38,969 - It's okay, Bearian. 678 01:08:40,345 --> 01:08:43,213 Where there's a will, there's a way. 679 01:08:43,213 --> 01:08:45,148 - I hope so, Randy. 680 01:09:05,712 --> 01:09:07,212 - It tastes nasty. 681 01:09:08,394 --> 01:09:10,471 - It's better than nothing. 682 01:09:10,471 --> 01:09:11,888 Let's me try one. 683 01:09:23,802 --> 01:09:25,969 Oh, I feel strange, Randy. 684 01:09:29,548 --> 01:09:31,086 - Me too, Bearian. 685 01:09:31,086 --> 01:09:32,336 You look funny. 686 01:09:33,910 --> 01:09:37,518 - You look funny, too. 687 01:09:57,813 --> 01:09:58,646 - Uh-oh. 688 01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:07,800 ♪ There's a fire in the house ♪ 689 01:10:10,569 --> 01:10:15,569 ♪ It's coming after you ♪ 690 01:10:19,513 --> 01:10:24,513 ♪ It's playing in ♪ 691 01:10:27,151 --> 01:10:32,151 ♪ Destroy me in ♪ 692 01:10:35,449 --> 01:10:39,031 ♪ All the mountains ♪ 693 01:10:39,031 --> 01:10:42,265 ♪ Are trying ♪ 694 01:10:42,265 --> 01:10:47,265 ♪ Not to sigh ♪ 695 01:10:51,326 --> 01:10:53,158 ♪ All ♪ 696 01:10:53,158 --> 01:10:54,951 ♪ The flames ♪ 697 01:10:54,951 --> 01:10:57,801 ♪ Are singing ♪ 698 01:10:57,801 --> 01:11:02,801 ♪ Just do not believe ♪ 699 01:11:07,140 --> 01:11:10,620 ♪ I know that you won't ♪ 700 01:11:10,620 --> 01:11:13,898 ♪ Come along ♪ 701 01:11:13,898 --> 01:11:18,898 ♪ On my magic carpet ride ♪ 702 01:11:23,133 --> 01:11:26,866 ♪ I know that you won't ♪ 703 01:11:26,866 --> 01:11:30,001 ♪ Come along ♪ 704 01:11:30,001 --> 01:11:33,834 ♪ On my magic carpet ride ♪ 705 01:11:33,834 --> 01:11:38,834 ♪ On my magic carpet ride inside ♪ 706 01:11:39,094 --> 01:11:44,094 ♪ My mind ♪ 707 01:11:47,128 --> 01:11:49,739 ♪ Come ride ♪ 708 01:11:49,739 --> 01:11:52,311 - Is that where you came from? 709 01:11:52,311 --> 01:11:54,261 - Somewhere out there. 710 01:11:54,261 --> 01:11:55,511 I miss my home. 711 01:11:56,784 --> 01:11:57,617 - Me too. 712 01:11:59,307 --> 01:12:01,471 ♪ They're marching ♪ 713 01:12:01,471 --> 01:12:05,059 ♪ They always gather slow ♪ 714 01:12:05,059 --> 01:12:08,955 - I miss my home. 715 01:12:17,890 --> 01:12:22,890 ♪ I can see your stories ♪ 716 01:12:26,947 --> 01:12:29,130 ♪ I know ♪ 717 01:12:29,130 --> 01:12:32,200 ♪ That you won't ♪ 718 01:12:41,006 --> 01:12:42,400 - Bearian, 719 01:12:42,400 --> 01:12:44,773 we have been tracking your progress. 720 01:12:45,620 --> 01:12:47,640 Have no fear. 721 01:12:47,640 --> 01:12:49,373 All is not lost. 722 01:12:50,812 --> 01:12:52,382 - But I have failed. 723 01:12:52,382 --> 01:12:56,110 I have only brought even more destruction here. 724 01:12:56,110 --> 01:12:59,290 - It is not your fault, Bearian. 725 01:12:59,290 --> 01:13:02,350 Our scientists have worked out a new formula 726 01:13:02,350 --> 01:13:03,560 for the Love Bomb 727 01:13:03,560 --> 01:13:07,003 that is compatible with Earth's energetic field. 728 01:13:07,910 --> 01:13:10,383 I will grant you this knowledge. 729 01:13:14,178 --> 01:13:17,210 - I knew it was something with the hydrocarbons. 730 01:13:17,210 --> 01:13:18,550 - Yes. 731 01:13:18,550 --> 01:13:19,938 - I can fix this. 732 01:13:19,938 --> 01:13:21,953 - But it won't be easy. 733 01:13:23,086 --> 01:13:25,450 You only have two days left 734 01:13:25,450 --> 01:13:27,970 until the wormhole closes forever. 735 01:13:30,310 --> 01:13:32,610 If that happens, 736 01:13:32,610 --> 01:13:36,240 we will not be able to get you home for at least 737 01:13:36,240 --> 01:13:37,520 one 738 01:13:37,520 --> 01:13:38,353 hundred 739 01:13:38,353 --> 01:13:39,293 earth years. 740 01:13:40,970 --> 01:13:41,803 - Great. 741 01:13:43,080 --> 01:13:44,847 - It is imperative 742 01:13:46,080 --> 01:13:50,983 that you accomplish this mission, or the universe is lost. 743 01:13:52,270 --> 01:13:56,220 Even now, the great blackness 744 01:13:56,220 --> 01:13:59,610 creeps upon the doorstep 745 01:13:59,610 --> 01:14:01,227 of Planet Bearia. 746 01:14:03,077 --> 01:14:07,530 - I won't let the good Space Bears of Planet Bearia down. 747 01:14:07,530 --> 01:14:10,413 I will complete this mission even if it kills me. 748 01:14:11,663 --> 01:14:13,123 - Take this. 749 01:14:14,247 --> 01:14:16,847 It is the Crystal of Baldus. 750 01:14:18,680 --> 01:14:23,680 This crystal has been passed down in your family for years, 751 01:14:25,059 --> 01:14:29,193 specifically for a day like this. 752 01:14:30,403 --> 01:14:31,613 - How do I use this? 753 01:14:32,690 --> 01:14:34,553 - When the time is right, 754 01:14:35,576 --> 01:14:40,576 clutch the crystal, and focus all your love energy into it. 755 01:14:42,330 --> 01:14:45,973 It will help you when no one else can. 756 01:14:47,560 --> 01:14:50,520 I must send you off now. 757 01:14:50,520 --> 01:14:53,610 Take this honey so that you will be full power 758 01:14:55,320 --> 01:14:56,523 when you awake. 759 01:14:58,060 --> 01:14:59,810 - Thank you, Grand Inquisitor. 760 01:14:59,810 --> 01:15:01,273 I will do my best. 761 01:15:02,380 --> 01:15:03,510 - Your planet 762 01:15:04,850 --> 01:15:06,370 and the whole 763 01:15:07,290 --> 01:15:08,123 entire 764 01:15:09,044 --> 01:15:10,660 universe 765 01:15:10,660 --> 01:15:13,243 is depending on you, Bearian. 766 01:15:15,356 --> 01:15:16,189 Never 767 01:15:17,055 --> 01:15:17,888 lose 768 01:15:19,062 --> 01:15:19,895 hope. 769 01:15:37,357 --> 01:15:39,763 - I dreamed of big blue bunnies. 770 01:15:41,660 --> 01:15:45,053 - Yes, I had strange dreams also, Randy. 771 01:15:46,440 --> 01:15:48,490 - How did we get up here? 772 01:15:48,490 --> 01:15:49,433 What now? 773 01:15:50,430 --> 01:15:52,650 - We must try one more time. 774 01:15:52,650 --> 01:15:55,140 If we fail, all hope is lost. 775 01:16:08,260 --> 01:16:10,800 - The alien has been spotted a few miles from here 776 01:16:10,800 --> 01:16:12,844 near the town of Willborough. 777 01:16:12,844 --> 01:16:14,320 We believe he is heading for the Goodwills 778 01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:16,900 and Man nuclear power plant 779 01:16:16,900 --> 01:16:19,467 to attempt another atomic detonation. 780 01:16:19,467 --> 01:16:21,512 We're not gonna let that happen. 781 01:16:22,690 --> 01:16:24,510 The future of America is in our hands today. 782 01:16:24,510 --> 01:16:26,399 Now, fall out. 783 01:17:10,454 --> 01:17:12,210 - I am sorry for this. 784 01:17:12,210 --> 01:17:13,673 There is no time to explain. 785 01:17:14,560 --> 01:17:18,260 Everyone must exit the plant now for their own safety. 786 01:17:18,260 --> 01:17:21,060 If there is any resistance, my friend and I will have 787 01:17:21,060 --> 01:17:23,992 no choice but to blow the place sky high. 788 01:17:23,992 --> 01:17:26,920 Please exit the building in an orderly manner. 789 01:17:26,920 --> 01:17:29,053 We are here to save the universe. 790 01:17:41,696 --> 01:17:42,830 Okay. 791 01:17:42,830 --> 01:17:44,833 Looks like everyone's out. 792 01:17:44,833 --> 01:17:46,833 Come on, buddy, we don't have much time. 793 01:17:47,960 --> 01:17:51,900 - If we don't make it, Bearian, just know I love you. 794 01:17:51,900 --> 01:17:54,773 Granny was all I had, and now it's just you. 795 01:17:56,414 --> 01:17:58,390 - I love you, too, Randy. 796 01:17:58,390 --> 01:18:00,340 Don't worry, we will fix this, 797 01:18:00,340 --> 01:18:03,703 or my name's not Bearian Starfish the Third. 798 01:18:16,219 --> 01:18:17,350 - Better hurry. 799 01:18:17,350 --> 01:18:19,324 The boom-boom is coming. 800 01:18:41,149 --> 01:18:42,948 - Let's go, Randy. 801 01:18:42,948 --> 01:18:45,209 We're gonna have to make a run for it. 802 01:20:11,690 --> 01:20:13,320 - Show's over, boys. 803 01:20:13,320 --> 01:20:14,960 Drop that detonator now. 804 01:20:14,960 --> 01:20:16,320 We know what you are up to. 805 01:20:16,320 --> 01:20:17,153 Comply! 806 01:20:21,555 --> 01:20:22,388 Fire! 807 01:20:26,935 --> 01:20:27,768 - Ow! 808 01:20:38,198 --> 01:20:43,198 You're my only friend. 809 01:20:45,787 --> 01:20:50,787 - No! 810 01:21:15,251 --> 01:21:16,759 - Cease fire, cease fire! 811 01:21:16,759 --> 01:21:18,525 What the yee-haw heck? 812 01:21:23,402 --> 01:21:25,069 Kill the alien, now! 813 01:21:43,478 --> 01:21:46,228 Yeah! 814 01:24:04,343 --> 01:24:05,860 - Hey Bill, 815 01:24:05,860 --> 01:24:08,163 I gotta tell you something, man. 816 01:24:09,026 --> 01:24:10,103 - What is it, Ted? 817 01:24:11,510 --> 01:24:13,103 - I love you. 818 01:24:13,980 --> 01:24:14,813 - Nah, man. 819 01:24:16,010 --> 01:24:18,521 I love you more. 820 01:24:30,345 --> 01:24:31,853 - What's happened? 821 01:24:32,930 --> 01:24:34,293 You okay? 822 01:24:36,621 --> 01:24:37,666 - Randy! 823 01:24:37,666 --> 01:24:39,579 You're alive! 824 01:24:39,579 --> 01:24:42,104 - Yeah, but I feel all weird. 825 01:24:42,104 --> 01:24:44,062 - I think it worked, Randy. 826 01:24:44,062 --> 01:24:44,895 Look. 827 01:24:47,011 --> 01:24:52,011 ♪ Teach me to know of the things that are right ♪ 828 01:24:56,285 --> 01:24:58,836 ♪ Teach me ♪ 829 01:24:58,836 --> 01:25:01,098 ♪ Teach me ♪ 830 01:25:01,098 --> 01:25:04,348 ♪ To walk in the light ♪ 831 01:25:07,015 --> 01:25:08,410 - Granny! 832 01:25:08,410 --> 01:25:09,713 You're alive! 833 01:25:10,960 --> 01:25:14,293 - Randy, boy, I can remember everything. 834 01:25:16,760 --> 01:25:17,810 - I love you, Granny. 835 01:25:18,992 --> 01:25:23,992 ♪ Come, little child, and together we'll learn ♪ 836 01:25:26,939 --> 01:25:29,639 ♪ Of his commandments ♪ 837 01:25:29,639 --> 01:25:31,334 - It did work. 838 01:25:31,334 --> 01:25:35,538 Oh, Randy, I couldn't have done it without you. 839 01:25:35,538 --> 01:25:39,403 - We will always stick together no matter what. 840 01:25:40,838 --> 01:25:43,263 - That's right, no matter what. 841 01:25:44,390 --> 01:25:47,800 I only have 30 minutes left before the wormhole closes, 842 01:25:47,800 --> 01:25:49,350 and I'm stuck here permanently. 843 01:25:50,290 --> 01:25:52,627 - You can stay, Bearian. 844 01:25:52,627 --> 01:25:55,950 - I miss my home and my family, Randy. 845 01:25:55,950 --> 01:25:57,963 But I'll never make it in time. 846 01:25:59,070 --> 01:26:00,990 - You need a ride, Space Bear? 847 01:26:00,990 --> 01:26:03,798 I got a F-16 with your name on it. 848 01:26:03,798 --> 01:26:06,940 - Can you get me back to the original crash site? 849 01:26:06,940 --> 01:26:08,796 There is no time to waste. 850 01:26:08,796 --> 01:26:11,530 - We'll get you there with time to spare. 851 01:26:11,530 --> 01:26:12,483 Come on. 852 01:26:38,210 --> 01:26:40,040 - This is as close as you can come 853 01:26:40,040 --> 01:26:42,807 without endangering yourself, Randy. 854 01:26:42,807 --> 01:26:46,048 Thank you so much for all your help. 855 01:26:46,048 --> 01:26:49,769 The good Space Bears will hear of your heroics. 856 01:26:49,769 --> 01:26:52,065 - Take me with you, Bearian. 857 01:26:52,065 --> 01:26:53,732 I don't fit in here. 858 01:26:54,720 --> 01:26:56,293 - I wish I could, Randy, 859 01:26:56,293 --> 01:27:01,293 but the wormhole is calibrated for Space Bears, not humans. 860 01:27:01,578 --> 01:27:04,219 Every atom in your body would explode 861 01:27:04,219 --> 01:27:07,630 simultaneously if you try to enter. 862 01:27:07,630 --> 01:27:09,797 - I guess this is goodbye. 863 01:27:11,302 --> 01:27:13,133 - Goodbye, Randy. 864 01:27:13,133 --> 01:27:16,147 I will come back, someday, I promise. 865 01:27:24,887 --> 01:27:25,970 Love forever. 866 01:27:26,934 --> 01:27:28,184 - Love forever. 867 01:27:30,995 --> 01:27:31,912 - Whoo-hoo! 868 01:27:59,878 --> 01:28:02,015 Well, don't just stand there gawking. 869 01:28:02,015 --> 01:28:03,810 I just saved the universe. 870 01:28:03,810 --> 01:28:06,502 Let's get this party started. 871 01:28:06,502 --> 01:28:08,502 - The universe is saved! 872 01:28:10,194 --> 01:28:11,652 All hail 873 01:28:11,652 --> 01:28:13,902 Bearian Starfish the Third. 874 01:28:15,718 --> 01:28:17,217 Hear, hear!