1 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 2 00:00:03,735 --> 00:00:05,621 This is the largest city in the world. 3 00:00:05,656 --> 00:00:08,930 Where else can you be paranoid and so often? 4 00:00:09,430 --> 00:00:11,180 Four million rupiah, aha? 5 00:00:11,981 --> 00:00:13,330 And is that one bedroom? 6 00:00:13,930 --> 00:00:15,480 You don't have anthrax, Claire, 7 00:00:15,481 --> 00:00:16,430 will you calm down? 8 00:00:16,431 --> 00:00:17,831 What you have is herpes! 9 00:00:18,541 --> 00:00:19,424 Must, I'm weak 10 00:00:19,815 --> 00:00:22,766 I only saw my nutritionist walking out of the rib joint. 11 00:00:22,985 --> 00:00:25,077 No no No! She's a little white poodle. 12 00:00:25,930 --> 00:00:29,430 He is wearing a small red jacket and a rhinestone collar. 13 00:00:29,465 --> 00:00:31,447 He answered the name 'Pinkie'. 14 00:00:31,782 --> 00:00:33,930 He escaped from Alcohol Rehab. 15 00:00:34,600 --> 00:00:36,961 My psychiatrist says that I'm normal 16 00:00:36,962 --> 00:01:11,332 but my wife wants me to get a second opinion. 17 00:00:39,758 --> 00:00:42,430 Yes, we enjoy a beautiful summer at The Hamptoms 18 00:00:42,630 --> 00:00:44,180 All three children have Lyme disease 19 00:00:44,181 --> 00:00:45,430 and my husband is eaten by sharks. 20 00:00:46,465 --> 00:00:48,930 You can't move your business from New York because you are afraid You can't just move your business. This is not feasible. 21 00:00:49,430 --> 00:00:52,930 You are the head of the Port Authority! 22 00:00:53,430 --> 00:00:54,895 I passed my physical with flying colors. 23 00:00:55,330 --> 00:00:57,395 and then I read in The Times that flying colors cause cancer! 24 00:00:57,530 --> 00:01:00,330 I can't believe I got that part. 25 00:01:00,730 --> 00:01:02,395 26 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:05,539 I played the main role in the all-black version from my uncle Vanya 27 00:01:06,086 --> 00:01:08,006 I just arrived at Ralph Lauren's house. 28 00:01:08,214 --> 00:01:10,630 I wear jeans and a plaid wooden shirt I look like a cowboy! 29 00:01:10,765 --> 00:01:12,830 Hey, we went to Balthazar last night. 30 00:01:13,830 --> 00:01:15,830 Oh, this is fantastic! 31 00:01:16,065 --> 00:01:17,130 At the table next to us 32 00:01:17,430 --> 00:01:18,430 is Julia Roberts, 33 00:01:18,465 --> 00:01:19,630 Brad Pitt, 34 00:01:19,665 --> 00:01:20,530 Marlon Brando, 35 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:22,080 Tiger Woods, 36 00:01:22,115 --> 00:01:23,076 Tony Blair, 37 00:01:23,111 --> 00:01:24,037 President, 38 00:01:24,522 --> 00:01:25,470 and Osama Bin Laden. 39 00:01:25,474 --> 00:01:26,539 That's fa... I'm telling you, it's a 'in' place to be. 40 00:01:27,577 --> 00:01:30,555 So I finished making love with Britney Spears... 41 00:01:30,930 --> 00:01:32,530 42 00:01:32,945 --> 00:01:35,912 I went into the office and I said: "Mr. Steinbrenner, you were fired!" 43 00:01:36,347 --> 00:01:37,130 Then I woke up. 44 00:01:37,930 --> 00:01:38,930 I was robbed I came home from the opera. 45 00:01:39,263 --> 00:01:40,395 They took my gas mask, 46 00:01:40,598 --> 00:01:41,447 my flashlight, 47 00:01:42,257 --> 00:01:43,037 all of my Cipro... 48 00:01:43,585 --> 00:01:44,527 He is the highlight on Park Avenue. 49 00:01:44,930 --> 00:01:47,130 He will do your eyes, he will do it your neck, he will do your chin... 50 00:01:47,913 --> 00:01:50,687 Your Ass. 51 00:01:51,430 --> 00:01:53,395 I don't know if he can work with a crane... 52 00:01:53,430 --> 00:01:55,430 Well, we are very wrong with each other. 53 00:01:55,964 --> 00:01:58,197 But that is not the only attraction. 54 00:01:58,632 --> 00:02:00,430 No, the only thing I know about Uzbekistan and Turkmenistan... 55 00:02:01,130 --> 00:02:04,430 56 00:02:04,930 --> 00:02:07,430 ... both of them have a very important film festival 57 00:02:07,865 --> 00:02:09,447 That is the Bar Mitzvah theme. 58 00:02:09,982 --> 00:02:11,430 'Deep throat'. 59 00:02:12,689 --> 00:02:14,472 He doesn't go to his preschool right... 60 00:02:14,461 --> 00:02:17,380 ... which means he won't enter a good private school 61 00:02:17,288 --> 00:02:19,929 ... which means he will never enter Ivy League College, 62 00:02:20,257 --> 00:02:21,381 ... he won't get a good job... 63 00:02:21,930 --> 00:02:23,911 ... I mean, he is three years old... 64 00:02:24,414 --> 00:02:26,019 ... and his life has finished 65 00:02:25,994 --> 00:02:27,264 Yes, he's Don King's hair. 66 00:02:28,528 --> 00:02:29,964 Aha Donald Trump's hair too. 67 00:02:31,298 --> 00:02:33,795 Yeah but then they caught it and returned it to Bellevue. 68 00:02:34,330 --> 00:02:35,730 The size of the bra? 69 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:37,130 Length 34. 70 00:02:37,365 --> 00:02:38,895 When all this ends... 71 00:02:39,330 --> 00:02:41,030 ... and there is a new government in Afghanistan... 72 00:02:41,065 --> 00:02:43,230 ... we came with Starbucks. 73 00:02:44,030 --> 00:02:46,595 Well, these are crazy times we live in. 74 00:02:46,992 --> 00:02:50,954 I hear Rudy Giuliani and Al Sharpton Build a house together on Fire Island 75 00:02:51,969 --> 00:02:53,376 That's what I heard!