This is the largest city in the world.
Where else can you be paranoid and so often?
Four million rupiah, aha?
And is that one bedroom?
You don't have anthrax, Claire,
will you calm down?
What you have is herpes!
Must, I'm weak
I only saw my nutritionist walking out of the rib joint.
No no No! She's a little white poodle.
He is wearing a small red jacket and a rhinestone collar.
He answered the name 'Pinkie'.
He escaped from Alcohol Rehab.
My psychiatrist says that I'm normal
but my wife wants me to get a second opinion.
Yes, we enjoy a beautiful summer at The Hamptoms
All three children have Lyme disease
and my husband is eaten by sharks.
You can't move your business from New York because you are afraid You can't just move your business. This is not feasible.
You are the head of the Port Authority!
I passed my physical with flying colors.
and then I read in The Times that flying colors cause cancer!
I can't believe I got that part.
I played the main role in the all-black version from my uncle Vanya
I just arrived at Ralph Lauren's house.
I wear jeans and a plaid wooden shirt I look like a cowboy!
Hey, we went to Balthazar last night.
Oh, this is fantastic!
At the table next to us
is Julia Roberts,
Brad Pitt,
Marlon Brando,
Tiger Woods,
Tony Blair,
President,
and Osama Bin Laden.
That's fa... I'm telling you, it's a 'in' place to be.
So I finished making love with Britney Spears...
I went into the office and I said: "Mr. Steinbrenner, you were fired!"
Then I woke up.
I was robbed I came home from the opera.
They took my gas mask,
my flashlight,
all of my Cipro...
He is the highlight on Park Avenue.
He will do your eyes, he will do it your neck, he will do your chin...
Your Ass.
I don't know if he can work with a crane...
Well, we are very wrong with each other.
But that is not the only attraction.
No, the only thing I know about Uzbekistan and Turkmenistan...
... both of them have a very important film festival
That is the Bar Mitzvah theme.
'Deep throat'.
He doesn't go to his preschool right...
... which means he won't enter a good private school
... which means he will never enter Ivy League College,
... he won't get a good job...
... I mean, he is three years old...
... and his life has finished
Yes, he's Don King's hair.
Aha Donald Trump's hair too.
Yeah but then they caught it and returned it to Bellevue.
The size of the bra?
Length 34.
When all this ends...
... and there is a new government in Afghanistan...
... we came with Starbucks.
Well, these are crazy times we live in.
I hear Rudy Giuliani and Al Sharpton Build a house together on Fire Island
That's what I heard!