Ouch. Dirt.
- Turn it over, Bitsy. - sorry
Wardell, what do you think God killed Peggy as a punishment...
because of the affair with G. W.?
You know I don't believe in that bullshit, Juanita.
- Testing
- can you hear me - We're sure we can, Bitsy.
Bitsy, have you ever had an affair...
with anyone with missing limbs or anything?
Not that I can remember, Juanita.
I once had an affair with a man with only one testicle.
♪ And who is a sinner
You are my 27th therapist in the last three years.
♪ God, it's quite difficult to walk from lunch to dinner
I'm from the South. Uh, Texas, actually.
♪ We are looking for the light of truth ♪ Between our white lies I was appointed as a rigid Southern Baptist, I'm an actor, and I'm gay.
♪ We sleep far from our youth under the sky tattletale
♪ Who is a sinner and who is a saint?
♪ Who can you say who you can love
♪ And who can't
♪ Now it's easy for the pot to call the black kettle
♪ They are just jealous of the heat and the wild and dirty life they live
♪ Isn't that a bitch sorting out our dirty lives
♪ This sucks when you are conscious ♪ Collect yourself an box from CrackerJacks
♪ You can get a very annoying gift
♪ It sucks sorting out our dirty lives
♪ Now there's a problem down the parachute
♪ To take our first breath
♪ And we fight for acceptance from birth to death
♪ But God is too busy trying to keep the world on his feet ♪ He doesn't have time to care about what happened between the sheets ♪ Isn't that a bitch ♪ Sorting through our dirty lives ♪ This sucks when you are conscious ♪ Collect yourself an box from CrackerJack
♪ You can get a very annoying gift
♪ This sucks sorry we're a little
♪ Evil life
] Oh yes
- That's very good, Bitsy. - Thank you, Juanita.
When I was little, I was fat.
Fat boys
Waddle-butt.
That's the other kids used to call me
I just hope they can see my ass today, because
I have worked very hard on my ass, you know
Anyway.
One year--
I think I'm in fifth grade -
My mother invited me to shop for school clothes...
and I'm getting fatter.
I have to try jeans.
Now, the only thing that fits is what is hoarse, you know?
They have the label behind that says "" Husky. ''
It was like being announced for everyone behind me I was a hoarse person.
I started crying.
I don't want everyone to know that I am a hoarse person.
And my mom...
I sat there at Sears and told me no one else should know.
Only me and him.
That is our little secret.
So, he bought Husky jeans. He brought them home.
And then he went to Goodwill, and he bought some used jeans.
Now, he took the label from Husky jeans and sewed the label "" Slim "...
from good intentions.
Slim. Dirt.
Like I can do it.
This is only the type of mama He is.
Don't make me feel bad about being fat He--
He's always fine.
And I always think that is love without conditions, and--
Well, maybe if I told him I was gay,
You know, that will apply.
And this other thought continues to go through my head:
He just tried and changed the label...
from gay to straight.
I tried to do it for years.
I like your new song. You will sing at a dance on Saturday?
That's the plan.
- I'll see a boy in a funny newspaper. - OK.
I can't get Peggy From my mind, Wardell.
- That's some serious crap You've passed, G.W. - I'm suffering from
- Yeah, I know. - I remember it very clearly.
We met at the Bonanza in Abilene, Do we have a good steak dinner?
He followed me back to the motel.
Ladder Jacob
Witch hat
You climb Jacob's stairs, then a witch's hat. Two tricks in one.
Now, one trick, and then you do the other just by Pulling the rope with your teeth.
You have too much time in your hand, Odell.
- isn't that something? - You know what I can't do out of my mind
- Oh, here it is again. - I can't get that...
- The incidence of bloating from my mind - What?
Please, G. W., if I have to hear it the damn pig story again...
- I think I'm just bad luck. - Everything happened at the Tyler County Fair.
I think now is the right time like anything.
Is that steak tender, What did you eat that night Peggy died?
Thank you dear See you at the funeral!
Alright, I'll tell you one thing...
I definitely won't do it stop smoking if I already know My brother will die.
Three days now. I will die alone.
H-H-Wait.
Ouch. Oh, God.
Huh? Oh, nothing Well, if you have to know, This is a little stop smoking therapy...
Roger in the honeycomb shared with me as long as he combed my hair back He paid $ 2,000 in this clinic over at Snyder...
and they gave him a rubber band -
told him to hug him tightly every time he wanted a cigarette.
This is called, uh...
Modification of behavior - something else.
Roger can say the right words correctly.
However, this is not a problem.
Look, I go to Tyler every year for county fair Sweep.
Oh, I just love them all animals and they display macramé...
and cooking competitions and so on.
In addition, this gave me a chance to see me and Wardell's sister.
I once made chicken loose from and lentils when I was little...
at vacation Bible school
- It's almost alive. - Uh huh.
- How is old Mozelle? - Oh, he's fine
Me and Mozelle, we have it some good time at a time.
You know, he and Darrel have had a lot of marital problems.
He beat him several times. Tepee
Mom hung an old Cockadoodle in the kitchen.
That's what I call him. "" Cockadoodle. "
- That's amazing. - But, uh, boll weevils are starting to eat their beans
- And that's all he wrote. - It was incredible.
- You know, anyone who hits A woman is not human at all. - You have that right.
- Darrel in group therapy for rough husband now. - Oh.
A group of wife shakers get together once a week with these specialists, and they clean up.
Some of them are children who don't believe too.
Formerly two groups. One for wife beaters and one for child killers.
But so many of them cross from one group to the next, they just join
Hey. They join and they are cleansed.
I have seen boll beetles in flour...
in, uh, oatmeal and parik - paprika...
but never in a rooster You study at a vacation Bible school.
I should have married Mozelle instead of Noleta...
and then I won't do it . I'm forced to play...
and Peggy is still alive.
Well, it's just a little awkward when your neighbor's husband killed your brother
Oh, Noleta has appeared.
He throws all the items G. W. out on the page
Damn it, cheat You bastard!
Oh, God have mercy on my soul.
Someone's headed for the TV.
Life is a big pile of garbage, Odell.
You know, G.W., there are no violations now, but, uh...
You begin to feel nervous.
I mean, get off the cross, friend.
We need the wood.
That is a joke, G.W.
You know, to try and lift your spirits.
my Lord. My Lord.
- Woo hoo. - Woo hoo.
Woo hoo.
Come on in, Noleta.
Thank you, Sissy.
I trapped you this This, uh-- This is my mama's tuna casserole.
You know, what I've always done with Lay's
Potato chips and Cream Mushroom Soup.
Now, that's great from you...
remember the circumstances and so on.
- Are you okay? - I am doing fine.
Oh, Sissy.
- Oh. - I don't know what to do
Everyone laughs at me, Sissy.
G.W. makes me totally stupid.
- Can I bite a cigarette? - Oh, honey, I stopped three days ago.
Throw them all out.
Why don't you sit...
and I'll make you a nice glass of iced tea.
This is it.
- Do you like Valium? - Uh huh.
I know this must happen is awkward for you, Sissy.
I mean, my husband killed your brother with him, um--
I drove him out. I throw away his sad butt, Sissy.
Throw all the items out on the page
If he doesn't get it tonight, I'll have a yard sale.
- But what will I do now? - Oh, honey I mean, I don't have skills. I'm just a mom and wife.
what the hell What should I do now?
Aw.
Ouch.
Thank you.
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have told you this.
- Should I take one or two of these? - I'll take two if I become you And you will feel much better when they kick in And you can tell me whatever you want, Noleta
I feel for you I do
It's all just one, big, poor mess.
Cups and plates or purses. Two tricks in one.
- Don't even use my teeth. - What happened to the pig, Odell?
- Other white meat. - I understand, G. W.
I have to go to be really bad, because of the fact I have one of them innocent dogs.
I'm really thirsty. I bought one of them big, old jumbo soda to wash it with.
- So I'm heading down for those porta-potties. - And I really believe...
what mom doesn't like old Cockadoodle...
and he made it's boll weevil shit...
because I'm sure never saw any damn bugs.
I'm in hell Today I'm in Shamrock, filling--
I need one more tank for a complete set of them Dallas cowboy mug--
I'll get you a little refill And that savage thing, Lynette Walters, was there.
Well, he was there talking to his friend...
that Gloria is Other-piece-of-trash, oldest male Holmes...
one with them two illegitimate mulatto children...
and they look at me, pointing, talking quietly.
Both of them are thin on the top of the tube and their shorts...
like I'm kind of a circus freak or something '.
Those two people, Sissy, from everyone, like they are better than me - Well, no. - Well, I just went to the window...
throw 20, not wait for my change or my Dallas Cowboy cup, and leave.
- good - Lifting Highway 84...
sob to high heaven, don't go anywhere.
Finally I have to pull over Because I can't see the road anymore.
Ah, honey I'm sorry. I shouldn't have told you all this, gives you a problem.
You have enough in your mind.
- Okay, I have to go, Sissy. - So fast?
Children leave school at 3:00 a.m., and I have to explain to them about G.
I'm very sorry for Peggy.
She's a very nice woman, though--
- Tell LaVonda to call me - I will.
And Valium has to kick it in a minute Oh, here.
Take this with ya.
I have another bottle.
- Oh, thank you. - Aw.
Bye-bye, hon. Thank you for casseroles.
Now you hold it Your head is high, huh?
- I will try. - I mean it.
Oh, shit. Ouch.
And when I turn the corner, these kids are ' down the pig...
while they are -stickin 'the garden hose down the poor pig's throat...
trying to get it to gain weight Right fast like escaping.
All for the sake of the blue ribbon durn.
Oh, those kids. They all saw like naughty teenagers for me...
Take the pig there, Get rid of the gutter into his poor throat.
Well, he just got crazy for all this trials.
Who doesn't? Uh-eh. No, no. Uh-eh.
No no no no.
No, ma'am. No, sirree. Not.
I don't believe Brother Boy is mentally stable enough to come to the funeral.
The last time I saw him, he thought he was Tammy Wynette.
Got a pretty pretty wig and ass pants though.
he looks like Tammy...
in the early years.
God, God, God. Sometimes I can't hold it...
But at least he is a safe place...
where he won't be ridiculed.
I talked to you.
I can see your vagina Oh, I have to git.
That's Latrelle.
Oh, he doesn't look happy.
- He and LaVonda have been arguing all morning. - Sissy!
- I just refuse to referee again. - Sissy!
Thank you. I-I need those prayers.
Prayer is very meaningful. See you at the funeral.
I have to go. See you later.
Ouch.
Sissy!
Alright. You will never believe what he is doing now
You won't do it.
- What did he do? - LaVonda wants to bury Mama...
- in a bad cigar it steals with the head still on it. - good--
I know Mama likes the whip, But, good sir, Sissy.
- It's 08 degrees out - Well, I -
No one has to wear a harp in the middle of summer
- Well, he - - is not right
- And I hope you support me in this matter. - Well, me -
I will not have it making fun of my mother at the only funeral.
That won't happen. God, it's hot here. Your AC works?
Well, yes, but then, It doesn't seem to help lick.
Maybe you need Freon.
Well, I never liked Cute Sister stole now.
Give me heebie-jeebies With their glass eyes staring at you.
-Of course, he really likes that. -I know it.
But it's summer, Sissy. Hot, summer. Why, thank you.
I know you will support me in this matter, I did it. But you know how he is.
- He doesn't want to listen to me Must be tiddle. - Well, me -
Thank you.
Ouch.
Sorry, G.W, but the sight...
from that poor and sad pig Face sad - it haunts me.
Don't say that you haven't finished.
- I'm lost. - Not.
Hey, do you all think I'm beautiful?
Then the poor old pig falls, begins to spin, jerk.
And then it's only set and and--
And die! The damn pig is dead. Finish So. Kaput.
- Finally from the story. -Not even able to compete at the exhibition.
- Well, isn't that too bad? - Yeah.
I think life can continue, huh?
Except for the pig.
Except for the pig! Oh, my God.
Oh, that's good. Dirt.
- But it's not funny! - Yes, that's it.
This is the first time G.W. laugh since Peggy died.
Dirt.
Okay, I say, Latrelle -
Now, you know I've never said nothing bad about my brother
She's like my second mama, being much older and all.
But, honey, he's just kind of going a little crazy towards the end...
after your father died
Just cut it.
- Start honky-tonking. - Honky-tonking?
Sipping out at Bubba's almost every night
His best friend towards the end is Bitsy Mae Harling.
Bitsy Mae Harling who used to date black people in high school?
One and the same.
He was singing on the weekend at Bubba's since he left prison.
- Said he was framed - Prison dumpster
It coughs up cigarettes.
- no bullshit - You will die of lung cancer as did Aunt Bertha.
You marked my words
God, it's a terrible death.
He suffered so.
Well, for your information, Miss Smarty Britches, I stopped smoking three days ago.
We will see how long it will take.
In addition, the damage you have done to your lungs Most likely it cannot be repaired.
I read everything about it in the magazine in the doctor's office
Bitsy Mae Harling and Mama.
Yes ma'am. Then the last partner from the month he starts to bring with G.W. Nethercott.
- Damn - Listen, buddy I know what you feel.
I still have nightmares for the pig itself.
I don't care about that dirty one, dirty pig, snail-eatin ', mud-wallerin'!
I killed a woman!
Irresponsibly leaving my feet in the middle of the motel room...
after making a long and passionate love with the woman of my dreams You will overcome the pig, Odell.
I will never Kill Peggy.
G.W., relax yourself, friend.
He stumbles on your feet on the way to the bathroom It was an accident. It's not your fault. It can happen to anyone - You mean anyone with two wooden legs. - Shut up.
- Well, they, Wardell. - Damn
I want to remember Mama the way I want to remember it
It is not hung in a motel with slum lowlife with two wooden legs.
Ooh, apple pie.
- do you want a piece? - No, not right now.
Maybe a little later.
How is Ty? Is he still in Los Angeles?
Uh huh. Too busy to come to the only grandmother's funeral.
My grandmother died yesterday...
and I don't want to Back to the funeral.
Maybe that's why I'm here.
I can't be who I am down there.
At least here I can choose to be where I can be.
I have to cut it down there.
I'm just very tired to cut it.
I mean, not that I am a big old girl or whatever...
But, you know, it's Texas.
Redneck.
For my life, I never understood that boy.
Mmm, this pie is good.
- Who made this? - Evelyn Crawley
Oh, maybe I'll have little by little.
I swear, I will get as big as Vera Lisso without my nicotine Oh God. I saw Vera today.
I stopped at Corner Stop to drink cold
I have a desire for something sweet.
- My God, he became big - You can enter
Well, I hardly recognize it.
Do you know that he can't do it standing behind the cashier no longer?
They have to enter the bar bench for him to sit in
And Leticia Bustamante, That sweet little Mexican girl is that stock of shelves...
I said that Tom Ed had to do it Strengthen the dirt with lug nuts.
I swear!
Oh, Vera is so sweet though
He always sneaks into me some extra Green Stamps.
And he never bothered seeing on my coupon expiration date.
She's my best friend.
But why on earth is green God will Anyone let themselves be that big?
Well, he said it was a gland.
Glands.
Oh! Oh, I saw Ty's Alpo's ad...
which dog licks his face.
Ooh, that's really funny. He is very good-looking.
- You must be proud. - Yeah, no.
When I turn off the soap, I rebel...
and start looking for gay roles.
I'm always very afraid of playing gay.
Fear someone will...
You know, suspect.
After he let go of the soap opera, He started doing the theater, Sissy.
Terrible. Terrible things
I play it in this small and small theater is known for doing gay drama.
Men's nudity, works.
Every night the theater is just packed It is only one big, old homo hoedown.
He calls it art.
I call it garbage. Does this play -
begging and Wilson to get out to Los Angeles and see it in it.
Well, I'm just dying to see Bernadette Peters on Annie Get Your Gun.
So I talked to Wilson to go out there
The drama is called--
Oh, I forgot the name.
Some music terms. Alegro. Allegre.
- Crescendo? - Not.
Whatever it is, There is nothing to do with the subject matter.
And I invite my parents...
Latrelle and Wilson.
God. What am I thinking about
However, the game will run as usual.
And, suddenly, my child...
Walking out on stage... naked.
- Buck naked, Sissy. - Oh dear. Bare?
And you can see everything.
The Tallywhacker?
Everything.
That is the bravest single Even when I live.
Come on stage really, ball-out naked.
Hidin'nothin
None
Then suddenly, this is another boy...
start showing off naked too.
And they start touching each other...
like sexual.
I mean, there's dim dims and so on, but provocative movements...
The illusion is complete, Thank you very much.
And he is playing homosexuals.
I have come out to my parents.
Or so I thought.
Wilson left early.
I just looked down at my lap until it was finished.
I have never been so humiliated all my life
Oh, and you know what he has the courage to do?
Come to us after and say...
"" So what do you think? "
What am I thinking What should I think?
I just looked at him with my mouth open.
And then he said, " "Good. Let's have dinner. ''
All through dinner we only talked about nothing. ' It's all right
Wilson said we never returned to Los Angeles
Saying it was worse than Dallas.
I raised it better than that, Sissy.
I did it. Oh, and above all...
When we went to meet Annie Get Your Gun the next night...
Bernadette Peters lost her voice.
And this girl that I've heard in my life is the role of Annie Oakley...
what they say has a role in The Bold and the Beautiful...
But I certainly don't remember it.
The whole trip is one big breast.
Well, that's too bad.
- Oh, shit. - Ty.
Sara? Hi. Um--
- I didn't see you there - liar
So, what are you doing here?
Makes my head shrink. You think you are the only one who is fucked up?
Well, I'm back in two hours, double session So I won.
How long have you been here?
This is my first session.
You know, I go around with these people.
Yes. Yes. I remember.
Maybe you should explore it, You know, see what this is.
I've been here about six months now. He is great.
So, um, how are you?
W-W-What have you done?
Oh, you know, old, old.
Audition, fight, wait for a table.
You know, after you kick me to the side of the road...
and breaking my heart into one million pieces...
I just started doing whatever I could.
I finally finished my musical.
Yes. I show it off in Theater / Theater.
Now that's good.
- You're angry. - Listen, I'm not angry, okay?
- I know. Sara, I'm sorry - No, I mean, I really deal with it.
You said you would call, stay in touch. You don't
- Sara, I-- - Didn't reply to my call So I just put you in me -
in my loser / splinter file
I'm sorry.
Dr. Applegate continues to tell me to relate to my true feelings...
and to tell the truth for myself and others.
So, that's what I did lately.
Maybe he can help you do the same thing.
But after the trip, I called him, and I told him:
"If you are going to play homosexuals, Don't waste it in the cinema.
" "Win an Academy Award, for God's sake, like...
" "the famous actor in Spider Woman...
"" or Tom Hanks in other cases that I don't really care.
- But don't waste it - '" - Noleta
That's LaVonda.
- Morning, Miss Hinkle. - Oh, hi.
Oh God. Noleta!
You will support me in this cigar steal.
- baik-- - Thank you.
This is me.
I can't believe how she is dressed.
In public.
- Get eyeful, honey? - Struttin'like bally rooster.
-Well? -Next, what, Latrelle? Oh, hello, Sissy.
- How are you, shug? - I am doing fine.
- Where is the stole, LaVonda? - At Mama, where is the place.
Ooh-ee, look at all these foods.
You only do this because of revenge, LaVonda Jane.
Mama must look stupid Wearing that fur in all this heat.
Noleta came and brought the tuna casserole, and I cooled it down.
She's really worried how this will happen affects your friendship
He kicked G.W. outside, and I gave him Valium.
- That's sweet. - Do you mean that right?
Of course that is true. There is a police record on it and everything
Why don't you think that's right?
Well, I told him that, But he was really worried.
- You have to go see him - I can't believe it.
- Did they arrest G.W? - What for? Leave two wooden feet in the wrong place?
No. They just have to investigate, you know...
remember the circumstances and so on.
I read coronary reports.
Mom hit her head in the sink...
and the blow causes the brain to be flooded with blood.
- He was internally devastated to death. - Oh.
Subdural hematoma is what they call it
- Oh. - Bless his heart
They say he never suffered.
I just thought Sister felt locked up for years with your father You know how he is.
- He just, you know, has a need. - Needs?
Yes, needs, Latrelle. Some of us have needs.
This is run in this family.
Even so, I'm pretty sure it's sure
Passing genes or something when you were born
I also need it, I want you to know.
I just don't make my public.
Well, I don't remember anything from me is being made in a public place, Latrelle.
Unfortunately, I can't say the same thing.
- You are terrible - Guilty
We are the only mom dead...
by tripping over two feet of wood and hitting
his head in the sink came in a shabby motel room...
where he commits adultery, and you laugh!
I don't think it's funny!
Oh, Latrelle.
No! Leave me alone.
I thought you would give me this.
Well, I'm sorry, honey...
but I believe all of these decisions Should be made by Sister's children.
I just decided that - just decided it Right now it's also in place.
Good.
Then, I have to be responsible, and I have to make all the big decisions.
Nonsense
We all have to get the same vote. Sissy, you have to get a vote too.
You are always more like our sister than auntie I also don't want to vote And Brother Boy must get a vote.
Of course, it's difficult to choose When you are locked in a trash can.
- Can't deny it - are you going to stop I have enough in my mind without you raising Brother Boy.
Hmm, die Exit Don't know how
- dead - Fagot
Shoo, Bumper!
King!
Just ignore him, honey. I know me
Send him here, Ethel.
Yes ma'am.
Everything will change, honey.
Oh.
Okay, I did it.
I walked down the aisle without my hair
I feel naked but I do it.
How are you, Dr. Eve?
Oh, good for you, Earl.
Oh, I'm fine. Please sit.
That means Bumper security guards are sticking to me...
but I did exactly what you set for me to do I came here with one less item from women's clothing
That is if you can count the wig as clothes.
Good for you.
I'm very proud of you.
Okay, thank you.
I washed it and set it one hour before my appointment
So I have enough time to dry it under my portable...
but I don't have time to finish fixing it.
So I have to do it bring it here for my session to put the finishing touches on it...
creature when I got the show After this in the rec room.
Can't disappoint my fans They are crazy, but they are loyal.
They are always there.
Maybe it's because they are locked up and don't have another place to go.
- That is a joke. - Well.
I caught your last show.
Seducing! That's a little out of control.
Usually I appear after the patient has given the drug.
If you talk to NurseJackson, tell him that
a much better system, I will definitely appreciate it.
I will see what I can do.
This is a big step, Earl. Very large.
You enter without a wig, I believe we have made some progress.
I have to tell, I feel a little like a prostitute in the church.
You also look like someone.
That's just a little joke.
Good.
- No offense. - Nothing was taken. Listen, Dr. Eve...
how long will it take?
- This is a regular session, about 45 minutes - No no
Overall this is dehomosexual things.
Because it seems like that goes at a very slow speed.
Now, Earl, you actually haven't participated in your own recovery - I don't have a magic stick - I do it
In the drawer in my room somewhere. I got it when I was little.
- I used to pretend that I am Glinda the Good Witch. - Earl!
- What? - Can we just help with our session this time?
Very sorry. But, you know, Dr. Eve...
I hate - I hate you saying that I did not participate in my own recovery I walked down the aisle without my hair
Coming here looks like something medicine cat entered
Yes, I know. And that's good, but, Earl...
in three months, 68 sessions, this is your first attempt.
Well, I don't like being in a hurry.
And in my own defense, you did say it I have a case of severe homosexuality.
This is the worst one I've ever seen.
And with transvestism - Well, this is very, very complicated.
-Well, I'm very aware of that, Dr. Eve. -Now...
Have you tried my masturbation practice?
- Yes I did. - How is that?
Alright,
I did exactly what you asked me to do it I started masturbatin ' with fantasizing about a man.
- I think about it Wardell from behind the house. - Of course.
Then I turned to a woman.
Good. Well.
Well, at first I - I can't decide who will be used.
I thought of using Tammy Wynette, But, oh, that's not true.
I mean, you know, with him leaving, just--
it's evil and wrong
Well, Earl, fantasy is very healthy. Well, not with dead people.
But there doesn't have to be anything _ evil or wrong about sex
Well, that's not the problem My mom said, Miss.
I miss my mom Um--
I've never met Mama in six months...
and four full days.
My sister LaVonda has already come here to meet me I know. We already have some conversations, and we need to talk about your mama, but not...
- until the end of the session - My sister LaVonda's wish to get me out of here
- I know that, but you're not ready yet - When am I ready?
I've been here for 23 years.
Brother Boy thinks so Tammy Wynette was the last time I saw her.
- About a year ago. - Before that was Loretta.
Isn't he usually doing Kitty Wells, back when
God. I've forgotten about that.
"" Not God Made Honky Tonk Angels. ''
- That's a good song - Mm-hmm.
You know, someone has to repeat it.
I believe that Trisha Yearwood can only sing the nonsense of the song.
- Do you eat with that mouth too? - Most.
Loretta is always my favorite though.
I swear, in that getup and the big white dress...
Brother Boy is the spittin image.
You know, Sissy Spacek can't hold a candle for Brother Boy's Loretta.
Mm-mmm. No, he can't.
When he pretends to sing together For that note, you almost forget.
God, he can cry "" You're Not a Pretty Woman. "
- Woo hoo. - I have to tell you...
the only thing that made me sane...
has become my career
Queen of my country
Kitty and Loretta. Then Tammy joined in.
God, I feel like I have found my soul mate.
I followed him to get up to the top.
He has a rough life.
Oh. Illness after illness and financial misery.
And George Jones is drunk.
Mm Genius tortured.
- Earl. - Then they were excavated.
- Earl! - What ever happened to "" rest in peace ""? Dig it for him.
Earl, please!
- You always do this - Oh.
You become very distracted in our session, and I really believe...
so you won't have to face reality
You live your life vicariously through Tammy Wynette...
- and it is not healthy - Well, someone must take the inheritance
What's now-- Now he's gone.
Earl, you've been doing this for more than 20 years.
What was your reason before he died?
My mind is empty.
Well, it must stop. It's not healthy.
That makes me go through this hell.
OK? Locked here with lots of from Looney Tunes like I'm crazy?
Tammy Wynette made it through my life, Eve.
And now you're trying to bring it valuable, valuable, valuable memory away from me.
I just--
I don't think I can accept it.
Oh, do you remember that year Brother Boy came in Christmas contest?
Oh, God, yeah. He can't do it is more than five or six
And he talked to Wanda Jean Hilltop to the switch with him.
And Wanda Jean appeared as a shepherd, and Brother Boy harmed the Virgin Mary.
Oh, well, baby...
You know that Wanda Jean lives with a woman in Abilene...
and he gives for UPS.
Oh, everything's back.
- Who cares? - Me and Sissy
- Why? - Because he's my younger brother, Latrelle.
- And I want to get it out - come out?
Let's go back for masturbation practice, right?
Good.
Now, when you turn to a woman, who are you imagining?
you.
I masturbate...
and I fantasize about you.
Oh.
Good.
Okay, alright.
me. Thank you.
Now, actually, is not so good.
When I turn to you, I'm kind of sick...
and, uh, I don't mean bad, but -
It's like going south, if you know what I mean.
I'm sorry.
Oh, it's okay Don't worry about that.
- So, are you trying again? - Not. I vomited.
Then I'm not in the mood.
You know, Dr. Eve, I think next time I'll masturbate...
and I will fantasize about a woman it's a little more masculine
Um, oh! How, uh-- Who is the Name?
Oh, Miss Jane Hathaway from The Beverly Hillbillies. He is rather manly.
Earl, that's not the problem.
I'm sorry I'm not sure what the point is.
The point is for you to start fantasizing about a woman.
Real woman A woman who is _ feminine and sexy and all women.
Not a woman's butch stick like Miss Jane Hathaway...
who can be a drag man, for everything we know
Well, I don't know about that. I don't think
A man in drag will go out looking bad I mean, even when Jethro is described by Yethrin.
Oh.
I don't know what to do with you again, Earl.
I'm at the end of my rope. I tried and I tried to make progress - and nothing!
You don't participate in your own recovery!
- I called the institution this morning - what are you
- You call them? - Called them. He needs to know about Mama
They say now Mama is dead that you and I are responsible.
If we sign the right papers, we can issue them He can stay with me.
I just thought that he should be here for the funeral of his own mother.
I think LaVonda might be right.
Well, I don't. We can't have Brother Boy at the funeral He will be a spectacle.
Mama's death was enough a shame without having Brother Boy at the funeral.
- If you forget, he's crazy. - Brother Boy is not crazy Something went wrong with him here, and you know it.
I'm not sure what's wrong with him is up there
The only thing wrong with him, if it's wrong
is that she likes to dress like a woman
- That's wrong. - Who do you think, Latrelle?
According to the Bible. According to God.
- Dead and runnin '. - You mean to say it there is the scripture that says...
- Men may not dress up on women's clothes? - yes
- Maybe you are crazy, Latrelle. - LaVonda!
I'm not someone who wants to bury a woman in a mink steal in the middle of a heat wave.
- Mama likes to steal, Latrelle. - Yes. And he has fashion sense that is good...
not use it in summer.
Sissy! Sissy!
Say something! I think you are on my side!
I'm not on anyone's side!
I don't care, honestly!
I tried to stop smoking!
And both of you Are gettin 'on my nerves!
And my arm hurts.
It doesn't matter if Sister wears cockroaches that steal or not...
because he's dead
And he will be buried soon...
and everyone will only forget it still in a short time.
No problem!
So just shut up!
Good yes
You want to know why he doesn't Do you want to be buried in that stole?
No! I don't want to know!
Because he wants it for himself.
Why me, from everyone, Want mangy, old cockroaches to steal?
It's an antique and it's valuable.
And the stole is in good condition.
- Please. - Don't try to deny it, Latrelle.
Although, that is your specialty, if I am not mistaken: Denial.
What are you talking about? Disclaimer. What is rejection?
Denying everything About how Mama died.
And about why you want to take care of Brother Boy confined like a damn animal.
- And why is that, just pray? - Forget it.
No, I want to hear that.
Look, everything I say is that -
- You know how close I am and Ty - - don't you dare...
bring my child into this dirty picture
What should my child do with this?
What I'm saying is Ty has more in common with Brother Boy...
- than you want me to admit - Oh God.
I think you blame Brother Boy for the way Ty is
Ty is nothing. So you just shut your mouth about my child
I went to L.A. to see the game he entered
- What did you do - I went to L.A.
To see Staccato. Opening night.
And he's really good.
Sissy, the drama is spectacular.
It's very... sensual...
with a strong message
And I left after that with Ty and all male players, and we went to the men's bar.
-That's when he told me. - My child is not homosexual! So shut up.
- I don't want to hear this - You're denying, Latrelle.
I don't deny. Will you stop saying that I'm refusing?
- I'm not in denial - Alright. I will stop saying it!
- But that won't change the truth. - I don't want to hear the truth!
Have you ever thought I don't want to know the truth?
Hey. Hey.
Shhh.
No problem. Oh.
I'm sorry.
Well, I will never have quit smoking if I know Sister will die.
♪ I stand
♪ Near my window ♪ In one cold
♪ and cloudy days
♪ When I see the hearse
♪ Come on rolling
♪ To be brought
♪ My sister is gone
♪ Will the circle?
♪ Be unbroken ♪ By and by, Lord
♪ By and by
♪ There are better homes ♪ Waiting
♪ In the sky, Lord
♪ In the sky
♪ I will follow
♪ Close behind him ♪ Try to survive ♪ And be brave
♪ But I can't
♪ Hide my sadness ♪ When they lay it down
♪ In his grave
♪ Will the circle?
♪ Be unbroken ♪ By and by, Lord
♪ By and by
♪ There are better homes ♪ Waiting for
♪ In the sky, Lord
♪ enter
♪ Sky
When I use soap, I'll do an interview, you know, press.
And I do this with this is hysterically funny, queen of men...
from Soap Opera Digest.
I don't know I-I dropped my guard.
Starting to become, you know, me.
Suddenly we just laughed, Speaking of the new Madonna "Ray of Light" video. You know, her new black hair
And whether she had plastic surgery or not, Because she looks so great...
or is it just the new spirituality and motherhood agreeing with him...
or just good lighting?
Well, this is not a conversation that some straight men will have.
And he leaned towards me, and he said...
"" I'm glad you are one of us. ''
I just looked at him...
and realized I was screwed up.
So I returned it, You know, a strange thing.
And I said, "" I don't know what you are talking about And he just said, "" It's okay.
I understand. ''
"" It's okay. I understand. ''
Well, they don't understand it down there.
- Do you know what you did to me? - Not.
I have a book agreement, waiting for my success with you
- Ooh. - Simon & Schuster
And you are my ace in the hole, Earl.
If I can dehomosexualize you, I can dehomosexualize anyone.
That means my theory works.
And I will be famous. I will be on the talk show.
But you didn't help me, Earl!
I tried
I did it exercise stupid masturbation
I can't help it If you don't float my boat.
And I walked down the aisle without my hair on...
everyone curses me, makes fun
Just-Just looking like kind of stupid nobleman
You always look like a fool Now, that's not very good.
"" Good. "" Good. "
I don't care about" "good, '" Earl.
I'm in the deadline. It must work, so I can out of this shithole...
and enter Oprah.
= = Is - is it so complicated?
Is that too much to ask?
- No. - You can get it through your head
Or the heat of all wigs For years it has made you kind brain damage?
Oh, you started to scare me.
And I don't really care is called stupid
- I need tissue - No!
And don't start blubbering again, because I'm not in the mood.
Well, I just... don't...
Think of me as stupid, Dr. Eve.
I consider myself a lot of things...
but I don't think I'm stupid.
His name is Ben Flack.
Man from Soap Opera Digest.
Oh, Ben just likes our shows.
Kind of being a cast friend. He will come and hang out on the set...
and parties and so on.
But he stopped coming, and my friend Bobbie Eaves--
she played my fiance on the show -
won an Emmy - Because they killed me.
He has to play grief for six months.
Anyway, Bobbie told me that Ben was sick.
And he doesn't want anyone to come to see him, so I sent him a card...
just told him that I miss seeing him around and...
just hope he feels better
New medicine...
They don't work for everyone, you know.
And he replied to me.
- Oh hell. - That man weighing eleven kilograms.
I swear to Christ, If you say it again...
I'll beat you to death.
- They have to save it--
- Put your hands on your head and no one moves!
Right now! Move it!
Noleta, what do you think you do, woman?
We only watched Thelma and Louise and we were upset - In men. -All men! Especially the three.
- Hey, Juanita - Hey, sugar. How are you?
Are you upset for me? What have I done?
You live and breathe, Odell. So just shut up and stop asking a question.
- We will ask questions, okay? - Well!
You make me sick, G.W. Look at you making me want to kill you dead
- Come on, Noleta. Now-- - This is Thelma!
- I think I'm Thelma. - No, Thelma is the only one with that annoying husband Hey, I said hand over your head, G.W.
You too, Wardell! I mean it. Now.
- OK. Well. - Alright, Hello, Wardell.
Hi, LaVonda. You look good
Yes? Okay, I did it.
You and your brother there defeated any queers lately?
- Hey, I'm not nitwit. - Wild!
- You're drunk - There's no bullshit And I'm also in Valium.
Thirty-two O-nine. Thirty-two O-nine.
LaVonda, I feel very bad for that incident with Brother Boy.
- Ohh. You feel bad, huh? - Yeah.
- He feels bad - Bad.
You feel bad and he rot on a crazy farm because of you!
Well, big deal, Wardell. It's time to get even.
- That happened more than 20 years ago! - I don't want to hear about it...
so you only close hell.
- And I'm serious. - Well. Well. Don't shoot
- I don't like this - I don't know why you boys urinate in your Wrangler.
Their weapons are not loaded And even if so, they will not do it has the courage to shoot.
Whoo-hoo-hoo! In the words of Thelma, "" I think I have a talent for this nonsense. "
- Oh. - You must have done it. It was a good shot, Thelma. Thank you, Louise, but I aimed at his head. - Now, come on, Noleta. - This is Thelma, you shit! Good! Good! Thelma then!
Now listen. I know I'm screwed, but what you have to understand...
is that I don't exactly get what someone needs man at home - What? - Uh oh.
- Ooh. - I hope you won't try to justify your actions, GW...
Because, friend, You have no legs to stand on.
- Except those who are wood. - Oh! That's great!
- That's good - What we need to do, you and me -
Shut up until I say the opposite...
Because I have something to say.
Why are you doing it, G.W?
-That's what I tried-- -Not answering that. Just think about it.
Do you know how that feels? humiliated?
-Just-- -Don't answer it! Just think about it!
Alright I can't even go out in my own hometown again, because everyone knows
Everyone out there points to and whispers.
"" There he is. What a pity. Bless his heart. ''
God! White trash even feels sorry for me.
That's right. That's very, very true.
I mean, everyone knows the you're going on with my best friend's mother.
And coulda was completely destroyed Me and my friend LaVonda, you know?
Do you think about that?
-SAYA-- -Don't answer that! Just think about it!
But it doesn't. And do you know why?
Because we are big enough not to let it.
- Mm. You have that right. - Ooh. You know, He shouldn't say that.
- what did you say - I said...
You are certainly big enough.
Why do you think I did it? You have the size of a warehouse.
Who does he want to climb the mountain?
I'm on a diet, you bastard!
- That's it! Take off your clothes! - What?
- Take off your fucking shirt I mean it. I'll blow your head straight. - Well. Well.
You too, boy Take off your clothes - What are you doing? - Even. What the hell are you waiting for, Odell?
Good! Well!
- Oh! This is great. - That one. Release that one too.
No. Is this ridiculous.
Konyol You want to hear silly
- OK. - That's ridiculous...
for you to suck about my weight...
when you go around lookin 'like you are six months pregnant!
- I mean, look at the gut, LaVonda! - God
- It's time for the pork. - He also sucks.
I appoint your children, G.W.
I am as loyal as a long day.
Cooking you dinner every night.
And you just fucking whole our marriage promise
You are just bad luck all over them!
And I've lost weight! We did Jenny Craig's, lost 42 pounds.
Forty two damn pounds!
And he doesn't even realize it! Never say a single thing!
Yeah, well, it's a bit like the Titanic lost a few deck chairs.
You know, you're really bad luck, G.W.
- Hold this for me. - I just want to know if my mom look at your sorry ass too.
Look at me.
Cursing!
Very late. Take off your pants, G.W.
What? I won't -
Take off your damn pants!
- what? - Aah!
I will release them if I become you.
Good. Well.
I took them. Dirt.
You too, boy Stop your grinnin 'and drop your linen.
- What did I do to get this? - You destroyed my brother's life
You and your evil brother. So just take them!
I'm not nitwit. I'm not much appreciate you calling me that
What about half-sense?
- I don't like that either. - Well.
There. You are satisfied
You have not been satisfied with me for years.
- This is not true, LaVonda. - I love you, Wardell.
You have to go and ruin it by defeating the crap from Brother Boy.
I defeated him from Brother Boy because you said he fell in love with me do you know what my mom said the day the sheriff took her home all pulsed to pulp?
- Huh? What is yes - No, no.
He said, "" Well, this only proves my point.
"" He cannot live in an ordinary society like ordinary people.
Because it's too dangerous. ''
And the next day...
he and Dad drove him to Big Spring...
and signed the papers for him to rot on that crazy farm.
You destroy his life, Wardell!
So what do you want to talk about now?
What are you doing, Dr. Eve?
More therapy.
What are you thinking now, Earl?
I wonder where did you get the bra.
I want you to fuck me, Earl, because I honestly think it's time for you to make love to women - Oh dear honey. No, I don't think so. - Come on.
Yes. You can. Just like The little machine can. Say, Earl. "" I think I can. " - I think I can. I think I can. - There he is.
- Now, let's go Fuck me! - Oh, I don't think I can!
Yes, you can, Earl. I can change anyone.
Just look at this, Earl. Just look at them.
Ohh. Do you have Mylanta?
- Fuck me, Earl. Fuck me now! - Oh, my God, Dr. Eve!
- You don't have any panties! - I know. Now take yours...
and fuck me, Earl, fuck me.
No, I can't. I can't because I-I'll vomit.
I will vomit all over your body. I have Enchiladas for lunch. Oh!
Oh, shit! You are fair a strange, sad one!
Dirt!
Oh, now, come on, boy. You can do better than that.
Arm each other. Act like you love each other. Come on.
That's good. That is good. Yes. Enter there
Good.
G.W., look hopefully in Wardell's eyes...
like you did with that bum You cheated me with.
Hey. That's my mom
I'm sorry. Do it, G.W!
- Ohh. Oh, this is good! - Oh dear.
They must be!
Dirt. Are we done?
Almost. Just once you reach finish and kiss Odell in the mouth.
Good. There he is.
Just shoot me Continue. Just kill me dead here and now...
because I will be damned if I will kiss Odell Shut up, G.W, and take your punishment like a man!
Like a man? Like a man?
That will be It's rather difficult to do, Wardell, while wearing a black bra!
You make your bed, So why aren't you just with God lying in it?
Maybe he helped you, Have you ever thought about that?
Help what the hell are you talking about? Help
I said at least he got even right after it happened.
I beat that crap my little homo friend...
send him pack to the trash for the rest of his life...
and I have brought that guilt for some 20-odd years now.
Hope you have done this faster, LaVonda.
Maybe now my life will be like this just a little better
And maybe your life will be better too...
to wear a pretty small black lace bra.
That's all I say.
What can I do, LaVonda? Hah?
What can I do to make it better?
What can I do for you?
Dirt. What can I do for Brother Boy?
There must be something I can do. Please tell me what
There is nothing you can do, Wardell.
Not now.
- I-I'm very sorry Yes. - huh?
Well, I just hope Brother Boy knows.
Yes. Me, too.
Well, I think we have Very good here today.
I feel like I'm in church.
Amen. Jesus' Praise.
Let me take a picture of me. You feed the jukebox.
- It's time for a little dancin '! - Aha
- dance? - This is good
- This is good for - You are a real photogenic boy.
Okay, G.W. You and Odell dance and then we will leave.
You bastard.
♪ Sometimes it's hard I'll be a man.
- Being a woman - What do you think?
- Givin'all your love - You know...
- For one person - he never invited me to dance
Not once.
- And it hurts. - Man!
Okay, Wardell.
Ask Odell if you can cut it.
Please. This will facilitate the guilt.
Alright. And I will gladly do it.
- Odell. Can I cut? - huh?
- Sure. - Oh, shit.
♪ But if you love him I have to do it, Wardell.
- for brothers. - I'm glad you did it
- I feel better now. - Oh, for the sake of luck.
- Hey, Louise! - Yeah, Thelma?
Hey, let's go to Tiny's and stick him.
- He changed me last week. - Why is that bastard?
- Let's go. - Not! Wait! Girls
I'll drive a vacation car.
You're drunk Alright, come on, honey! Go there. Can you drive a stick?
You'd better believe it!
There's Bitsy!
- Damn it. - Oh, hey
Oh, shit.
I don't say a word.
For each of his own, Odell.
I will never get out of here, right?
Shut up! Damn bro, sister.
They won't let me get out of here.
I can't pass your test.
If you can't be homosexual like me, they won't let me get out of here
No. You are stuck
Stuck here forever.
Mm Same as me.
Stuck here forever.
Like a monkey at a zoo.
I really don't see anything funny, Eve.
Oh, alright.
Oh.
I almost forgot. Your mother died
What?
Your mother died My mom is dead As a damn doornail.
God.
My mom is dead Hmph. Well, I stopped crying. I don't even cry.
When Tammy Wynette died, I sobbed like a baby for days and days...
But my mom is dead, I'm not even sad.
Why, Dr. Eve? Why?
- Beat me. - Ohh.
Good. Session ends.
What?
You dropped a bomb on my , you told me it was mine Mom's dead, then Say, "" Session's over "?
Hey. I beat, okay?
You think it's easy Now get your little monkey donkey out of here And next time, please, make more effort with my masturbation practice.
- Yes ma'am. - And appears without a wig and without make up.
- It's time for you to start-- - Participate in your own recovery.
Because I'm at the end of my rope with you, Earl. I am sick of!
- Do you understand? - Yes ma'am.
I, uh--
I'm sorry. I am very sorry.
Uh, I will do my best.
No.
No no no no no no, no no no no.
What did you say?
I said no. ''
I won't do it, Because I don't understand -
ME-- I won't appear wigless.
I won't appear without my face And I'm sure I won't do it stupid masturbation practice...
if I can't at least masturbate and fantasize about a woman it's male!
You will if I say you will!
No! I am not going to!
And you can't make me.
I don't do anything else you say, Eve.
You heard me Nothing.
If I'm stuck in this shithole for the rest of my life...
then I did not participate in my own recovery And you can't make me.
And do you want to know my opinion?
I think you're nothing but flat-out is evil, bitter...
Meaning, old and alcoholic sex devils...
who need therapy for life.
I'm in therapy, you're a little gay!
Now, this isn't workin '!
Now, if you please forgive me...
I got the show to do!
♪
♪ Now, when God
♪ Our dips are in the gene pool
♪ We get more
♪ Outside Granny's green eyes
♪ We get the warmth of Mama and our daddy is cool
♪ And it's between our thighs ♪ That's the beginning of all these problems
♪ In our dirty life - not annoying - Bitch!
♪ Sorting our dirty lives
- it sucks - Bitch!
♪ When you're aware ♪ Beat yourself a box of CrackerJack
♪ You can get a very annoying gift
- it sucks - Bitch!
♪ Sort our apologies a little bit
♪ Evil life
Have you seen Tiny's big red face when I said...
"" This is to change me quickly, bastard. ''
Acting like he will have a heart attack
Oh, fuck, huh
Need to drink.
Hey, honey What are you doing for
So when he goes to sleep...
I made it hard...
and super-glued his penis into his stomach - He pressed the cost - Mm-mm-mmm.
You, what will you do if your ears...
Your eyes failed?
You will not see or hear the signs of Satan.
It tastes good.
I have fish in my ears! I can't - Help me! Please!
When you are staring face to face with Satan himself.
- Lord Jesus Christ, my personal - - We will appear now!
Calm down!
You will let the child enter your heart. That's what you will do.
Women and men...
please welcome country lady from country music...
Thank you. Thank you Thank you. It's a pleasure to be back here on the Opry tonight.
This one...
is for George Jones.
♪ I need time ♪ To let go of my mind ♪ And sometimes I bother you ♪ Try to connect with you ♪ Even asking too much from you ♪ From time to time
♪ Occasionally ♪ God, you know I need a friend ♪ Let me continue here
♪ But no matter how I try ♪ Maybe my tears will fall
♪ And I have no pride at all
- This is Jesus! I told you he was coming! - This is Jesus!
- Wardell? - Brother Boy.
Oh no! You--
My hair fell. You can't-- God. Not. Do not see.
So this is Wardell. Um, I've heard a lot about you, Wardell.
Dr. Eve Bolinger.
What I need for you and others is only for backing down and keep calm until we get out of here so nobody gets hurt.
I don't think I mind getting hurt Handsome handsome cowboys like yourself.
- Back, bitch - Excuse me?
No. You hear me.
You get the damn claw from him and you get out of here
Like I'm afraid of you, You're a weird little monkey Hey! Don't talk to him like that.
Shoot him, Wardell. Shoot him in the head.
- Come on! Git! - get out of here
- Brother Boy. - Wardell.
- I'm sorry. - Ohh.
Uh-- It's-it's okay
I won't hurt you anymore.
And I won't let anyone hurt you, between.
I'll take you home now.
You, um--
- You take me home - Right.
Dear Jesus.
I'll go home.
Come on. Come on. Let's go.
You're back
- keep coming back! - Bumper, get him!
- Come on! - Give me the gun
Come on! I know the way
- Fast! Lasts! Go away! - Keep running
Dirt!
Hyah!
Where did they go?
Hey. Back here, you little gay!
If I know you're comin ', I'll wear a flat.
- Come back here! - Oh!
Oh! Whoa!
Hey! Fuck.
Dirt!
We start. Run away run! Fast! Run fast!
Stop or I'll shoot! Fuck!
Do you see my vagina now? Ha!
Haul ass, Wardell.
After I leave your office...
I just came home, was put on the couch...
and just starting to float, you know -
let my mind drift from one place to another.
And I just wonder what my life is like if I am honest with myself...
and others.
That's when I decided I won't come back again My grandmother's funeral...
basically because I'm gay and I don't want to deal Then I start feeling guilty.
And I pray.
I don't know why I haven't prayed for years, but I asked for a sign.
You know, like I did when I was little...
when I believe
And this feeling of peace...
tranquility...
just sweeping my whole body
When I was little...
I just love the church.
But I stopped going.
Because how do you embrace something? it doesn't hug you
But lately...
I have lost God.
So I finally prayed.
Then...
I just opened my eyes and turned on the TV.
Wizard of fuckin'Oz is being.
Where exactly Glinda sings, "" Come out, out, wherever you are. ''
I swear to God.
So I got up and I just went straight to the theater.
- - This is this quest That is this spiritual quest.
♪ I'm helpless watching
♪ Both girls and people roam you ♪ So please don't help gay
♪ We don't want to lose you
Too late, baby.
- That makes me sad-- - Okay, kids. Let's take ten
And then we start the second action across. It was very fun.
- I'm not flat - Not everything.
I have a headache? Do we have a Motrin?
I got some of that bullshit in my bag Sara?
Don't tell me You came for mercy, ask me to marry you...
and we will run away and live happily ever after.
Seeing. I basically came just to say I'm sorry...
and to tell you something Good.
Sara, you are a great girl.
I know.
And the reason I broke up with you...
becomes--
That's not-- Oh. I am gay.
- I know. - You know?
Most people do it.
God.
No problem.
You-You are Ty.
Good. Look. So we can't run away together...
have wild sex and get married.
Whatever.
have you just stopped me from your life
And you have to understand, if someone loves you, Ty...
they won't throw you away just because you're gay...
because of who you are
I'm sorry.
You don't have to be. No problem.
♪ I've traveled far
♪ Stay away from God
♪ Now I'm home
♪ Road to sin ♪ I've been stepping on for too long ♪ God, I'm home
♪ I have wasted many valuable years ♪ Now I comment
♪ I repent ♪ With bitter tears ♪ God, I'm a commander
♪ Comin'home, yeah
♪ I'm comedy ♪ Don't hang around anymore ♪ Wide open
♪ Your arms are soft
I only lasted three days.
I failed again.
But after five husbands, what's more new?
This is not a good day, Sister.
And I blame you!
me! I can't help it!
Now, you know that I am not someone who can judge.
And to be honest, I'm happy that you cut loose...
and have fun towards the end.
But I hope you are more careful.
I mean, you turn on the light when you wake up to go to the bathroom!
Especially in strange motel rooms.
If you are going to have business, You must be more careful!
Of course, this is useless information for you now
I don't know why I wasted my breath.
"" Jesus called, Peggy answered. "
Ohh.
God.
You look really good
I love you, sister.
I did it. I did
- Sissy! - Oh! God good , Latrelle!
Don't you make more sense? than shouting at someone when they talk to a corpse?
We have a situation.
Mama's funeral starts in 30 minutes and LaVonda is imprisoned.
In prison ? What on earth for
He and Noleta Nethercott raised Tiny's Liquor Store and they were both imprisoned.
Juanita Bartlett drives the rental car.
- He is also imprisoned. - Oh, God.
Now, I want you to go there and release him.
Here. Nine hundred dollars in cash.
Have to go to the bank. Now continue.
Good.
Aah! Wait! Back!
Fast!
- You have to help me get off this stole. - Ohh.
♪ Lower the cross ♪ Honey, we need the wood
Peggy!
One two three.
I got it! I got it!
Good. Good work.
Now go get LaVonda.
Oh! Wait!
Take stealing, throw in the trunk of your car Go! Fast!
I'm in a hurry - get off the cross - Peggy!
Ohh. Hey, G.W. How are you?
Peggy!
Out of that scream now, G.W.
-I will burn my legs! - Show some respect, for crying out loud!
- Burn the bastard! - Stop using such vulgar language in the church house
- You're the only woman I've ever loved. - You're drunk. I want you to come out
- Peggy. Peggy. - Now, continue
I'm not useful to you, you understand?
- Who are you? - I'm Latrelle
- Wha-- - Peggy is a good girl.
Oh, that tight ass. Well, I'll burn them like firewood
- And don't tell me I don't, because of me. - OK
I will dip them with a lighter liquid...
and turn it on in front of God and Peggy...
so he can watch it and see how sorry I am.
He can't watch anything, G.W, Because he's dead
I know he's dead.
That's all because of my sorry leg.
Sissy!
Baby...
I'll do it for you, Peg.
Right now. You will see.
- No! Not! - Yes.! Yes.!
- No! Not! No, no, no! - Oh, yes!
- Oh yeah. - The day is hard enough - Lighters of this little boy. Cursing! - Now, continue! Git!
Lasts! Get Noleta right now!
Good. I will git But first I want to say something to Peggy, okay
I want to say goodbye...
for the only woman I've ever loved.
Good. Now, you just continue now.
Make it fast, and I mean it.
Peggy, Peggy, Peggy...
Peggy, Peggy, Peggy, Peggy.
Peggy, Peggy, Peggy.
I can't think of anything else to say.
This is probably the best. Now, continue. Now, git!
- Can my liquid be brighter again? - Not!
Now, you have a family to support, G.
Think of your family. You need your feet
Now, go Noleta out of prison. Lasts!
Life is a big pile of garbage, Latrelle!
Now, he's right about that.
Ooh! I can only... kill you, Mama -
if you aren't dead yet What entered you, Mama?
Why on earth will you run around with people like Bitsy Mae Harling?
convicted!
And G.W. Nethercott...
who only tried to burn foot wood in the church building...
to make amends for killing you That's not a smart person, Mama.
You taught us not for cavort with garbage like that.
How can you leave me? in confusion like this?
Mama?
- Ty! - I succeeded.
- Oh, Ty. You did - I succeeded.
Oh, honey, thank you Oh. Let me see you - Are you okay? - Well?
OK? No, Ty, I'm not fine.
I had a terrible and terrible day.
But you are here now. Things that are visible.
Mama, I'm gay.
You don't know what I have to deal with...
while your father has gone build a house for bad white rubbish...
with Jimmy and Rosalynn Carter.
Aunty LaVonda you? A liquor store is held and jailed.
- Oh, aren't these flowers beautiful? - Do you hear me? I am gay.
And I got the guarantee for Sissy. Nine hundred dollars, which I should return.
And we can dismantle the harp that smells of god stole from your grandmother...
that Aunt LaVonda You insisted on what she was wearing in the hot summer.
Mama! I am gay.
I know you are gay I know you're gay since you were five years old...
and you want the doll Suzy Q for Christmas...
not a garbage truck Your father wants to buy you.
I know you're gay, Ty. I always know
But can you please just bury your grandmother and continue to live? No?
Because I think I'll explode soon...
I already have 27 therapists and you know...
Are you just saying "" damn "?
I did it.
And I said "" damn "today too.
And do you know what? I feel like saying more.
- Damn it! Titty! - Mama!
Thank you.
For what?
Oh God. I forgot all about that.
- I'm not - slim
You are fatter than Baby Huey.
I know!
Ohh! You think...
we fooled anyone with it
No.
Ah. It feels good to laugh.
- Yes. That's - I haven't laughed all day
Likewise with me.
Why did you change the label, Mama?
What I want for you is so that you are happy.
I can't make you happy.
And I blame Dr. McCright.
- Dr. McCright? What for? - For you to be gay
When I was pregnant with you, he gave me this drug that has estrogen in it...
to prevent me from miscarriage again.
I'm sure that's what caused this.
Mama, I don't think so That's what causes this.
And I'm starting to be happy now, and I want you to know that
Well, I like someone.
Alright, Nan Nan looks good.
Now.
Oh God.
What did he do to Brother Boy.
He will roll over in his grave...
if he knows you are gay too
That is, if he is in his grave.
Hey, Nan Nan.
Guess what. I am gay!
Yes. Gay as a goose.
- Oh! Stop it! - Just like gay as Uncle Brother Boy.
So what exactly is...
What you do.
- What? - You know.
When you're gay May my mother not ask about my sex life
Well, if I have gay children, I need to know about gay sex.
Well, then read the book, Mama!
I don't ask what happened in the privacy of your bedroom!
I will tell you exactly what happened.
- None. - No, no, no, no, no. Not.
I will not explain gay sex...
and details from my own sex life for my mother in front of my grandmother's coffin - Do you want to come out? - Not!
Oh! -I won't discuss this with you Period.
- Okay, alright. Be like that! - You know, I will do it!
-Just try to be open. - You know, maybe I don't want you to be
You are always my beloved child I have never felt closer to anyone.
None
We always have that special bond.
- Yeah. - And you know...
I'm not sure we will have that...
if you are not gay I see...
I don't regret taking the medicine...
after I lost the babies.
Because I can't imagine it life without you, Ty.
I'm happy with who I am now, Mama.
Instead of blaming Dr. McCright, Maybe we should thank him.
Maybe.
But he is dead.
I love you, Mama.
I love you so much, so much.
I love you too dear.
I see...
Are you a woman or a man?
Come on, LaVonda! Stop primping They have started!
♪ In sweet by and by
♪ We will meet the beautiful one
King. Cover your titties.
- by and by - by and by
- We will meet on that beautiful beach - Ty!
♪ On the beach
- On the sweet side by and by - Latrelle!
- Oh dear! Oh. I'm glad you are here - We will meet there
♪ Beautiful beach
♪ Amen
Yes, brothers and sisters.
We will meet at that beautiful beach.
Praise Jesus. Thank God.
Today we gather here together...
to pay our respect to...
and celebrate life from our beloved sister...
Peggy Sue Ingram.
- Peggy was born February 26, 1 933... - Who is that?
Bitsy Mae Harling.
- Who? - Bitsy!
... here, outside Winters.
- Peggy died July 23, 1999. - Oh!
And now, Peggy's young daughter...
Latre--
- Latrelle - Latrelle...
Thank you, Brother Barnes.
How good is the number of voters.
Like many of you know, my mom isn't right...
during the last six months of his life.
- Scootch ends, baby - He left his feelings morality and education...
and start hanging around with...
the urge.
Oh God.
I took him to the doctor during his time in Snyder a few months ago...
and they found the size of a lemon cancer tumor in his brain
- No! - Yes!
- What did he say? - not tumor
It can be operated on and developed... quickly.
Mom asked me to tell anyone...
and I keep it a secret until now.
But it's time to clear your name, Mama.
What happens is the tumor grows...
and it's pressing against...
- well, that, uh...
the sexual part of the brain.
This will make us look better?
The tumor changed my mother to become nymphomaniac She's not not nymphomaniak. I will tell you that
So I want to ask in the name of my grieving family...
that you... forgot...
circumstances around Mama's death...
and remember him for good Christian woman that he...
before the tumor is destroyed his health and morality.
Thank you.
Thank you, Latrelle, for that... revelation.
Cancer can be very cruel.
Now I want to read -
Hey!
Can I say a few words too?
What did he do?
He will say a few words too.
This is not an open microphone.
I think so.
I don't know about the tumor.
I'm very sorry. But I have to tell you, Peggy touched my life -
Peggy nymphomaniac...
with all respect.
We are close Very close.
After we close at Bubba's...
I'm all over After a big show and, well...
me, Peggy, Juanita...
Sometimes G. W. there - Hai, G. W.
We all sit, get drunk, sing a hymn.
God, God, God.
This is Peggy's favorite song.
I want to sing it for him like he passed the pearl gate to meet the maker.
"" Just like me. '' Listen to his words.
They apply to many levels.
I'll wake up soon.
Excuse me, darlin '.
This is for you.
♪
♪ Just like me
♪ Without one request
♪ But it's your blood ♪ Shed for me ♪ And it hit me
♪ To come to you - O Lamb of God - I am very glad you came
♪ I'm coming
♪ Just like me
♪ Even though it's thrown
♪ With lots of conflicts ♪ Many doubts ♪ Fight inside
- What - is that - - That's Uncle Brother Boy!
- No! - Latrelle, come back here
- Calm down. Stop it! - Stop it! Stop right now...
or I'll drop you next week!
- But - -Just shut up and sit down and you let him stay!
Mama, she's family.
Let him stay.
Good.
Difficult crowd Thank you, Wardell.
♪ Just like me
♪ Even though it's thrown
♪ With lots of conflicts ♪ Many doubts ♪ Fight inside
♪ And fear without
♪ O Lamb of God
♪ I'm coming
Well, I don't think thought I'd make it...
you, Mama
♪ Now, when God
♪ Our dips are in the gene pool
♪ We get more than just Granny's green eyes ♪ We get the warmth of Mama and our daddy is cool
♪ And it's between our thighs ♪ That's the beginning of all these problems
♪ In our dirty life - not annoying - Bitch
♪ Sorting in our dirty lives
- it sucks - Bitch
♪ When you're aware ♪ Beat yourself a box of CrackerJack
♪ You can get a very annoying gift
♪ This sucks
♪ Sort our apologies a little bit
♪ Evil life
I never saw the inside of a barroom ♪ Or listen to the all night jukebox ♪ But I see these are things
♪ It makes you happy ♪ So I'll make some changes in our home ♪ I've heard of it
♪ "If you can't beat them join 'em'"
♪ So if that's the case you want me to be
♪ I will change if needed to make you happy
♪ From now on you will see my difference - Oh! Let's begin! - Because
♪ Your good girl will be bad
♪ I will be the swinger swingingest
♪ you've ever had
♪ If you like them painted powder until
♪ Then you should be happy because of you
♪ A good girl will be bad Oh, you better believe it!
♪ I will even learn to like whiskey taste
- Actually, you won't know your wife - yes!
♪ I will buy some new clothes ♪ And dress up in luxury
♪ For my trip to the wilder side of life
♪ Because your good girl will go bad
♪ I will be the swinger swingingest
♪ you've ever had
♪ If you like them painted powder until
♪ Then you should be happy ♪ Because your good girl will be bad - Yee-haw! - Oh, yes, your good girl will go bad
I can be available.
♪ I need to tell the truth
♪ I can't lie anymore ♪ I need to do what's right
♪ I know that's my life
♪ I can't shut up anymore ♪ About what I have to do
♪ I need to tell the truth
♪ And do what's right with you ♪ I need to speak in my mind ♪ Let my heart be free ♪ Your pain will heal with time ♪ And one day you will thank me ♪ And when I follow my dream ♪ And there's no place for you
♪ Just know there is no scheme
♪ That's what I have to do
♪ Trust yourself
♪ You know all the answers
♪ Believe in yourself ♪ You know what's right
♪ Believe in yourself ♪ Everything is inside you
♪ They've been there forever ♪ Show a little light
Hello?
Where is everyone