1 00: 02: 30,648 -> 00: 02: 32,879 What do you mean by this check? Do you want me to play tricks?
No.
I'm just a midfielder.
Can you play fast or even make me worse?
Do you think you can be like me... Replace me if I fail?
Look at this!
I'm the only golden leg!
- Don't dream like me! - Not so...
I just want a little trick, Don't tell anyone.
Basic rubbish!
Sorry. See you later.
Golden Feet! Golden legs!
Hung, you're a star player for 20 years.
Since Fung failed to kick a penalty and lost his golden leg,
until now you don't have a rival. How do you feel...
Hung, your stealth team won gold medals five years in a row.
- What's the secret? - The secret?
It all depends on the coach.
Are you sure you will win another gold medal?
Are you a new reporter? I think you can answer it yourself.
Good morning, Hung!
Golden Feet!
Good morning, Hung!
Hung, your shoes are so dirty. Let me clean it.
It's okay, I can clean it myself.
I'll get the car.
Hung, you promised to give me a job as a coach.
I'm ready.
I am ready to train a team that can be as strong as the Demon Team.
Can you be a coach?
But you say...
Be aware.
You don't have the ability.
You see, you're limping.
Can you still rely on this tattoo?
Hung...
I've been serving you for 20 years. Why do you have the heart to say that?
Today I'm not feeling well. Changes can occur.
You're great when you are young. But when you were old, your work was like a dog.
Forget it. Go.
I've been taking care of you for 20 years.
The cost that I issued for you is not small.
Hung!
You have no feelings!
If you didn't give me a check for cheating 20 years ago,
I'm not going to limp now.
That is your trick!
What? So you're angry now?
Why not shout harder? Hey! Did you hear that?
There are thousands of reporters out there.
Do you want me to send them in?
Do you think anyone will trust you?
Do you think people will believe the words of a limp like you?
If there's something you want to blame, it is you
Blame yourself!
Forget it.
I told you one more thing.
I'm the one who planned the incident that took your leg.
Yuppies.
You can't kick like that.
Sorry?
I said...
you can't kick like that.
Are you smarter?
There should be a combination of waist and leg movements.
What kind of kick is that?
My idol, Bruce Lee,
has successfully combined it perfectly.
If you want to study, you may learn kung fu from me.
Learning kung fu? It looks like you're just a garbage man...
The garbage man is just a side.
But I'm a graduate of a college.
College graduates?
There I studied,
how to develop Shaolin Kung Fu effectively.
This is my name card.
Shaolin, Iron Legs Traditional College.
Look! This is very strong.
Fighting is not my style...
I'm an educated person.
You're wrong.
Look at the girl.
I know she's sexy, then why?
No.
Look!
If he learns kung fu Shaolin Peringan Body,
he won't fall like that. Understand what I mean?
So Shaolin kung fu is great! Useful for anyone.
Hey! Do you want to learn Kung Fu?
You're crazy!
Look at the woman there.
If he learns Kung Fu Shaolin Hand of Iron, parking will be easier.
So kung fu is amazing!
- Excuse me! Do you want to study... - Get away!
This coin is not only yours. You have to share it.
Don't destroy friendship. Try to see that guy?
Why about you? Just prune the plants for a long time!
You were fired. Go!
- Sorry. - Get away!
If he learns kung fu Shaolin Flying Sword,
he won't have a problem!
Flying Sword seems to be from Hua Shan.
Do you know that all kinds of kung fu are from Shaolin?
Kung fu is perfect for all ages.
Evil is only kung fu which is channeled incorrectly.
Kung fu is art, Road of Life.
I'm looking for a good method to combine the power of Shaolin kung fu.
So that people are aware of the importance of Kung Fu.
- Enough is enough! - But I'm not done yet.
I still have another job. Never mind.
Develop your abilities! Lame people can also learn Kung Fu.
What did you say? Who is limping?
This leg has scored hundreds of goals!
Sorry!
Who do you realize you're talking to?
I'm the famous "Golden Feet".
You...
Garbage man!
- Do you think I'm impressed? - Remove this can!
- OK. - Fast!
Cheap tricks.
Already. Go away.
Excuse me! Please help me lift this.
No problem.
Your legs are very strong!
Twenty cents!
Oh, no! Only twenty cents?
Already!
Bring it here!
Mui, ask for the toast!
Using Tai Chi kung fu for makes mantao a great idea.
Mantao is sweet and very delicious.
I was very impressed by your strong arm.
You... What are you doing?
Singing is...
the way I express my feeling that was so amazed.
Very beautiful!
I'm not beautiful. Don't laugh at me!
Look! This mantra is delicious!
It tastes delicious!
Tai Chi Kung Fu, Shifting the Body and Changing the Shadows...
is strong but soft kung fu, Pushing a Thousand Cows with Four Arms.
Ah!
That's why this is so delicious and soft.
The price is 50 cents. Two mantao means 1 dollar.
Very expensive!
= 1
I only have 50 cents.
- Can I owe you first? - Don't!
Ah! You're the type of Kung Fu master who speaks innocently and is.
You know, we are the same. I'm also Shaolin Master.
- Can I debt first? - Don't!
Good!
This is a pair of shoes. The original price is two dollars.
I will give a discount.
- I'll call the police! - Alright
= 2
You are beautiful...
Enough!
Stop singing.
Pay then leave.
If you want to sing, to the mountain there...
Only crazy people sing here.
I don't agree with you.
It's not because singing here then makes you crazy.
My name is Dynamite.
My goal is to become a composer someday,
This great person's song is very creative and touching.
- Thank you - You're welcome
I also like to sing.
When I was inspired my feelings were so passionate
to the point of exploding.
My dream is to become a dance stylist...
Come on!
Are you crazy?
Stand up straight! Lower your hand! Back to work!
Crazy!
What happened?
I shouldn't have gone to the salon before!
Take it!
What do you want?
Relax. We just have fun.
I'm here for mantao.
What's wrong with my mantao?
Good! Well! Wait a minute! Has the payment been paid for?
Already.
Disgusting. Keep away from me!
First Brother!
It's okay! Just clean it. Come on, just continue.
Are you sick, Brother First?
I have a headache. Last night I was drunk. What do you want?
- I want you to know, I have risen again. - Have you got up?
I finally understand. How to develop Shaolin kung fu throughout the world,
Again...
Singing!
You won't believe what I saw today. I see a girl making a mantao...
- Stop bothering me! - We are indebted to our teacher.
He is dead.
- We have to try it. - Forget it!
I have advised you to do normal work.
You can clean the bathroom. That's good for you.
Instead of continuing to dream.
If we don't have dreams, we are like salted fish.
You are salted fish, don't wear shoes.
- How can you talk about dreams. - Why not?
Fire in the heart is not easy to extinguish.
Why? Just stay out.
- But I can turn it on again! - Never mind!
We take care of our lives.
Don't bother me! I have to work for my family.
So you gave away your Your head for granted?
You don't remember how difficult it was to get it?
You're wrong!
I didn't throw it away,
even for just one day!
Fei!
Boss!
Damn it!
You forgot to order the band tonight.
- Wait. I have a good idea. - What is that?
Combining Shaolin kung fu with songs and dances.
- What kind of Shaolin Kung fu is that? - We will see.
Is he good on stage?
- She's pretty good. - Not! How about you?
me?
Damn it!
What about your big head?
Watch out for disappointment.
- OK. - First Brother, thank you.
- Shaolin Kung fu is great. - Very great.
- Shaolin Kung fu is good. - Very good.
- I'm the Head of Iron. - Iron head.
- You're Iron Feet. - I'm Iron Feet.
Seriously!
- Kung fu Shaolin is great! - Very great!
- Shaolin Kung fu is good! - Very good!
- I'm the Iron Feet. - Iron Feet.
He's the Head of Iron.
Damn it!
What are you singing? Your voice is very discordant.
The lyrics are sickening.
Like a dying animal.
Who made the song?
- Who? - Who!
Something creative isn't necessarily interesting, so I accept your suggestions.
The song was just an early performance,
the highlight is the show Iron Feet and Iron Head.
Iron Head?
I already said your song is bad.
- I'm not the Iron Head. He... - Iron Head?
- Iron Feet! - He's an Iron Feet!
Is that your iron leg?
- I will kill you! - Iron feet
The Iron Feet is me!
- Iron head? - Do you know language?
- He who... - Head of Iron?
You're stubborn!
Do you want to fight me?
Thank you very much! Time passes very fast.
It's time we excused ourselves.
Let's listen to songs!
You're crazy!
- Oh, you haven't learned it yet? - Thank you!
Garbage man!
Come on in.
Do you still want to fight us?
I promised Master, won't fight using kung fu.
This guy is crazy.
You must apologize!
Sorry? That is not our fault. Everything is your own fault!
He said you wouldn't use kung fu to fight.
I'm not fighting. But I play football.
You're asking...
You don't need to overdo it.
= 3
I give up. Forgive me!
Do you have coins?
Got it.
Thirty cents.
- You robbed me? - Yes indeed.
- Have you ever studied congestion skills? - Ever.
Never defame the good name of Shaolin Kung Fu again!
Can I see your feet?
I'm not feeling well. Go away.
This is just cool! True kung fu fighters.
Skinny, strong legs.
This is Shaolin Iron Feet!
Is it possible to use kung fu to play soccer?
Kung fu to play soccer?
You can!
That's right!
Using Kung Fu for playing football is a great idea.
Why is it unthinkable? Are you a coach?
I'm not just a coach,
I'm a former great soccer player, The Golden Feet.
Today I will train you.
- Great! Then teach now. - Wait a minute.
He said I could use kung fu to play soccer.
But I need time to consider it.
I won't think again! It's already afternoon!
As time goes on, he won't wait for you!
But we have to make preparations!
I'm ready! Then what again?
At least wear shoes!
Do you have money to redeem your shoes?
- No. But... - I threw it away.
Wasted?
Your shoes have been torn. There are holes here and there.
- It's torn. But I... - Go home!
The boss can be angry if you see you here.
It's impossible to wear torn shoes. I've sewed it.
First Brother, how are you? Are you okay?
I'm fine.
What do you want?
Finally I have a good idea for developing Shaolin kung fu.
By playing the ball!
Please don't disturb me!
You've made me hard enough. I've been fired.
Now I have to clean the toilet to replace the boss's losses.
- So I want to help you. - Not! I said no!
If you keep forcing me, my whole family will kill themselves before you.
Suicide is not a good way to solve problems.
Be strong! Do not be a coward!
I'm a loser! Please beg to come again!
If you want to form a team, find another brother.
Don't bother me!
I beg you!
Good morning, Fourth Brother!
Good morning, Sing! How are you?
Let me introduce. He is a great person, he is...
Nice to meet you!
My name is Fung.
I know, Fung is a top class entrepreneur.
- You see! He is a true businessman. - Fung is a soccer coach.
Soccer coach!
Everyone knows Fung is a famous figure on the soccer field.
You're a former foot soccer player, aren't you?
You see! I am right. Do you have a job?
I want you to join football team.
Play the ball?
I've been unemployed for six months. Why invited me to play football?
If you can use your Blank Hand... to keep the goal...
What? Bare hand? It's been a long time.
I even forgot when the teacher died.
Listen first! We will register in the National Football Tournament.
The prize is one million dollars.
Really? You are indeed a smart person.
Seen from your clothes.
Our teacher used to ask that we want to spread Shaolin Kung Fu.
Now, you are giving ideas to develop Shaolin Kung Fu by playing soccer.
Very smart!
This is a photo of our college.
I always put it under the pillow.
Good! Let's talk about it.
I'll call if there is free time. Remember, provide a place for me.
I'm very busy. The client is waiting for me.
I have to see the stock exchange. Hello! How much is it now?
Today my driver is on leave.
My car has just been lent to a friend. And my wallet is left in the office.
Sorry! I can't eat lunch with you.
I'm very busy! Get out of your way!
Third Brother, think about it! You can use the Armor moves for the back defense.
What is the Iron Man Style?
You see! It's already many planes.
There are already many computers on the street.
Now it's the 21st century. Don't live in a dream anymore!
Therefore we can develop kung fu by playing soccer.
- Right! The prize is big. - Are you crazy?
I can't leave it just to play soccer with you guys.
Sorry. I'm making a big profit.
It's impossible for me to leave business only to play football with limps.
Sorry, I'm too honest.
It seems impossible to win the football tournament.
And the probability of winning is 0%.
- Possible... - Are you talking about possibilities?
Good.
There are only two sides, head or tail.
It's impossible to stand in the middle. So the probability of standing in the center is 0%.
- Try here. - Get away!
I have an appointment with a client. I'm very busy!
We will treat you to eating noodles.
My stake is worth 100 thousand dollars. How can I eat noodles with you?
She's the Sixth Sister, the Light Body.
He's a famous soccer coach, Fung.
Fung, how are you?
- Who was that? - Light body.
Nice to meet you, Light Body.
Fifth sister, did you say about football?
Yes. We can use our skills to join a team.
- Our strength will not be defeated. - Are you sure about that?
- Of course. - Good.
Are there selling diet pills here?
It's no use.
Since my appetite is getting higher, it is impossible for me to get thin again.
After getting fat like this, I can't use the Shaolin Kung Fu skills anymore.
I am not the light body again.
You're a little fat, but that's not important.
Forget it!
Look, this is me first.
Since I became like this, no girl wants me.
You won't understand.
- I'm also the same as you. - Is it true?
How many gossip about your boyfriend in newspapers and magazines?
- Which newspapers and magazines? - Oh! Sorry!
Since I have this disease, I can't control myself.
Leave me!
Sixth Sister!
You have to be confident! You can do it!
Everyone calls me Lazy Pig.
You only call me Sister.
Thank you!
Lazy pig, help me get a tissue from the top of this shelf.
The red one!
- Play the ball? - Yes, Second Brother!
If you use the Leg Skill using in the back defense, I'm sure...
- Defense will not be broken! - Right!
Do you think I can still use the Leg Skill?
Just practice a little.
If you are confident, your foot moves Berkaitmu can come back again.
Really?
I've seen you clean the restroom.
And now it's a dishwasher. Why?
Why? Why did you say?
I don't know either.
Why is my father not a rich person, like Lee Ka Sing?
Why am I bald, even though I'm handsome?
You are not bald, but bad.
Why when other people enter school I am even forced to go to kung fu school,
and now a dishwasher, also clean the toilet?
Calm down, Second Brother.
If you are brave enough, you can change your destiny.
Calm down? If I'm not calm, I've killed you both!
Calm down?
Why are you just sitting there? You don't smell foul?
If the stench is still there, you have to clean your tongue!
Your apartment is great! Very luxurious.
I didn't think you were a scavenger.
But it turns out that I live in a luxury apartment on the 59th floor.
You're very humble!
Apartments like this are very popular. I can't even rent it.
The atmosphere is also quite comfortable. Just a little noisy.
Can I stay here?
Just forget it! Your brother can't be expected.
We can find someone else to form a team.
All of this is my fault. I can't persuade them.
It's okay. You know, I'm glad you trust me.
Thank you.
I will train you intensively.
You must take it seriously, work together and support each other.
I understand! Let's Begin!
Listen to me! What is your attitude if your position is like mine?
Yes, of course.
I have a telephone. Just a moment.
The ball is back!
You're finally back too huh?
We have waited for an hour!
- What are you doing? - Playing soccer!
The ball is there!
Come here for you!
I want to see you kick the ball.
- The ball is there. - Yes. The ball is there!
You can't reach the ball. How can you kick it?
There are four basic techniques for playing football Herding, stopping, holding, kicking.
- I understand! - You shut up first!
Good, we start from the beginning.
Your turn.
Hold!
Pay attention!
Concentration! Concentration! Come on! Correct!
Yes, you can use tricks.
Almost successful. That's a good trick. Do the trick again.
Fung, why can't I go to practice?
Even though your legs are very strong, you can't control it.
What about your ball kick about the plane?
- Can you replace it? - No
That's why...
Sixth Sister! I borrowed your egg!
What?
If you can kick this egg without breaking, you can play football.
No problem!
Do it again. This is not easy.
Never mind, the egg has broken!
Oh, no! My egg!
I'll fix it later!
Oh no! Return my egg!
Concentration.
My egg!
You have to be more vigilant!
Come on!
How can he kick the ball?
Kick again! Fast!
- Great! - He can do it alone.
No! This is the work of a team. No one can play football.
The game is for 30 minutes. There is no rest.
We follow international rules.
I'm the referee. Any question?
We can't doubt you as a former Golden Leg player,
and you have formed a soccer team to play with us. We are honored.
- Give respect! - Greetings, Fung!
Already, already.
He has fought with some of your team members.
This is a friendly match to exchange skills.
I hope the problem behind can we forget together.
They want to play sincerely.
From their clothes and faces,
I can feel sincerity and a great spirit of friendship.
Thank you.
Calm down. I'm a car mechanic.
I use this wrench for holding large bolts.
- Makes sense right? - Yes, yes.
I explained it earlier. Because I'm a car mechanic,
I often carry a hammer.
Good, fine. Your team's reputation is very well known in amateur football.
I understand.
Thank you for your understanding.
Alright. Prepare yourself to compete. Please shake hands.
Good!
Third Brother!
Contacting the military command center, we are under attack.
Ask for help! Ask for help!
Stand up.
Stand up! Stand fast!
Fast!
- What are you doing? - They want to kill us.
Why don't you stop it?
What does that mean? Do you want us to kill ourselves?
You! Exit!
Are you crazy?
This is a test.
If you can't survive, can't possibly play football.
We only play football. We don't fight.
Ball games are battles.
I give up!
If you are brave enough to challenge us playing football, why now give up?
Have you been upset?
I can't stand it anymore. My bones feel broken.
I give up!
Let me go to the doctor.
Put it in your head!
You know. You are like a dog.
Do you have no pride? I don't want to see you.
Quickly put it in your head then go to the doctor.
Yes, I'm a dog. I have no pride.
Leave it to me.
First brother is back.
What?
I feel it, their ability has returned.
- Do we still have weapons? - Not!
Last attack!
Geez! Though a little more goals!
Please!
Thank you! Because you are back in Kung Fu again.
Thank you!
Don't be like that.
Actually I really need you.
Oh God! I will be rich! Thank you!
We are indeed guilty. Please give us a chance.
We want to join!
Please!
Give us a chance. Give us a chance.
This is very big progress. The Demon Team can be number one in the world.
Who?
Limp?
What's wrong?
- Sorry - I've played a dozen years.
Golden Feet! What do you want?
- Hung! - Hung, he...
Good.
Hung, my team wants to register in this match.
Very fast white looks dirty.
So?
Let me clean it!
I'm good at cleaning. Let me clean it!
This is my job!
Hey! Let me!
Hi!
What do you want?
Where do we go?
Why are you silent?
I want to go home.
- Why are you taking so long? - Sorry. Please just a moment.
Try this.
No. I just want to look around.
Just hold it.
Later it's dirty.
- No problem. Come on - No...
- Just hold it. - Not.
- What do you think? - Very soft.
- I'll buy it later. - Just holding is enough.
Tomorrow I want to play a ball.
Really?
I will definitely be a star player.
If you don't fix my shoes...
maybe I can't play football.
You know, you are very important to me.
Just say what you want.
I can definitely buy it.
If you're rich and famous, buy me sneakers.
No problem!
But you have to be confident.
You are a smart kung fu girl.
You're perfect.
Don't let your hair loose and cover your face like that.
Come on.
- Come on, look at me. - No...
Look at me! Look at me, look at me.
Beautiful!
Really?
Yes, of course.
- Is that a fly? - Yes. But I didn't catch it.
- Have you been caught? - Already.
Sorry. Your hands get dirty.
No problem.
You know, you're the most beautiful woman.
Do you know that?
Yes.
Thank you! Thank you very much! You know that?
Where have you been?
I let you bring the girl here,
because you promised to help me clean the shop.
Fast! If your job is not ready, you can have a problem.
Go home. I'll call again later.
Remember! You have to be confident. You're a great woman.
- I like your shirt. - I like your shirt too.
We will exchange t-shirts later. / Good.
Have you ever dreamed of this opportunity?
Play as we go through in practice.
There are many reporters and viewers out there.
You have to keep smiling. Let the reporter take our picture.
You also have to greet and thank the audience for their support.
Thank you!
Thank you for your support!
- They are just sweepers. - Sweeper is also a spectator.
Thank you!
Shut up!
This arena is small and empty.
This is the first round.
So we have to play well to get to the final.
- Good! Let's go to the final! / - Shut up!
Shaolin Team?
Look at him!
K what?
Can't smoke?
What happened?
Impossible! It must be a shadow!
What are you doing?
It's okay, it's just a shadow.
We must issue our true abilities.
Good!
Why?
Please don't play like this! I want to play football!
Hung, there's a telephone.
I'm not afraid. It's just a shadow.
What? 40 - 0?
Yes!
Iron Head scored!
Yes, we use Kung Fu to play football.
Kung fu is great, amazing!
We want to thank our teacher Shaolin. Even though he died.
I also want to say thank you, to my best friend, Mui.
Mui, how are you?
Have you eaten?
Hi! Can i help?
- I want... - I understand.
Let me make it beautiful.
Can you show your abilities?
Please, Sixth Sister.
1, 2, 3! Great!
Can you show it again?
- Sure! - Brother, help me.
Be careful!
Brother, from now on... we say goodbye to our old shoes.
- Don't throw it here! - Sorry
Mui?
What's wrong?
You look charming.
Little.
Big changes. You have succeeded Do you think I look beautiful?
I have good news for you. We won the match.
I know. I saw it on TV.
Congratulations.
This is for you.
Thank you.
Let me introduce it to my friends.
Attractive clothes.
Recommend, this is my new friend.
Is he a ghost?
Hey, this is my friend.
- Boyfriend? - No.
This is Mui, the tai chi expert I told you about.
- Nice to meet you. - Your boyfriend is truly unique.
- Yes. - Great.
I just saw that big shoulder pad.
I'm following the latest fads.
Fashionable.
Don't walk alone this night...
... creepy.
It's okay. People can use it later.
It will be very useful in football.
Do you want to borrow it?
Stop it. It's not good to talk to women like that.
It's okay.
Even though she's a woman but she has a sense of humor.
Mui, show sexy style.
Give us a kiss.
- Why? - Don't touch me.
Have you gone crazy?
- No - Then?
I'm sorry.
We're just kidding.
I know you guys are joking.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean it like that.
Don't be like this.
Then why are you like this.
Take off your hand from me.
Boss!
What are you doing?
I'm out playing mahjong.
See you? Like ghost.
Shameless!
Hey, enough!
Mui has the right to use whatever she wants.
Can you appreciate it?
- I think she looks beautiful today. - Yes.
- He looks charming. - Do not listen to him.
I also have the right to shout in his face. Who are you?
They're my friends.
I agree with them.
I think I look beautiful.
And I like it.
If you don't like...
You may go...
Who do you think you're talking to?
I talk to you.
You're a cruel and cold-blooded employer.
You asked for it.
How dare you hit me.
How dare Who do you think you are?
I am me. I am Mui.
I will report this to your mother.
Mui, congratulations!
Forgive us for missing it.
We don't laugh at you, your post is really sexy.
Really?
Is...
... do you like my appearance?
Right.
You're confident now.
I want to say something.
What?
I like you!
I like you too!
Is this love?
You...
You're kidding me.
No. I'm serious.
Of course this is not love.
We are friends forever.
Doesn't sound good?
Yeah, good.
Do you still want to visit me again?
If your shoes are torn, I can sew it again.
No need. If my shoes are torn, I will just throw it away.
We must see the future.
I don't want to wear torn shoes anymore.
Don't be like that.
Why? Are you crying?
Don't cry.
I understand.
Thank you!
- Let's drink! - Mui, you are so beautiful.
Cheers!
After we win, we will go to the final.
We're going to the final!
- We make opponents give up! - Make your opponent give up!
We're a great team.
We will not let you go to the final.
Geez! Why can?
What are special effects?
- Good morning, Hung! - Good morning!
Please!
You are so lucky.
Your team is great.
Thank you.
Actually the Iron Head and the Iron Shirt are street players.
It's interesting to see your team using Kung Fu to play soccer.
And made it to the final.
You're great.
Don't waste time!
Forget the final match, and join the Demon Team.
This is not bribe money.
You may accept this money even though you haven't joined me yet.
This is a lot of money.
Maybe I can take care of my feet and rest comfortably.
Of course you can! We are brothers.
Thank you. But I can't accept it.
Why? Do you think I'm afraid of you?
I only see the great potential of your team.
So I invited you to join.
Don't get angry quickly.
Think about your future. Forget all our hostility, huh?
Hung, I never considered you an enemy.
I know it's all my fault. I can't blame anyone.
You're lying!
I know very well. You are so greedy!
You're right!
I'm really greedy. My team is also greedy.
But we are not greedy for money.
We are greedy for the winner.
See you in the field.
Pause! Thank you!
- Mui! - He is died!
What?
- I killed him! - Impossible!
Mui Tai-Chi expert. He must be treated unfairly!
What do you want?
Revenge!
Don't be silly! I am just kidding!
He is still alive. But it doesn't work here anymore.
Why?
This shop has always been selling sweet and soft mantao.
But for the past few days... the mantao he made was salty.
He has destroyed my business. I have no other choice.
Salty?
Yes.
What's your name? Can I help you?
No thanks.
Hey!
Get off quickly!
Boss, how many goals did you expect today?
Scoring goals is not the only way to win.
I have a good idea to win.
Impossible.
I can't imagine how great American medicine is.
Actually, referees, linesmen,
Football associations, football federations, and football committees...
Everything is on my side. Are they able to fight me?
No problem!
Good!
Great!
Throw in? He must have been bribed.
How can it be considered throw-in?
Hung, are you fighting or playing football?
We fight. What do you want?
I want to break all your players' legs so that they are all paralyzed.
Paralyzed! Paralyzed! Paralyzed! At least you have friends.
Sorry. I have to rest.
It's okay. You just left us physically,
but your spirit is still with us.
Spread! This is my turn.
Sixth Sister!
Why don't you stop it?
All players are injured.
Are they still able? Go home!
There's no way you can play in the second round.
Not exciting!
We'd better dance.
It's not your turn! Now it's my turn!
Bullshit!
Already!
Your player won't play anymore.
Who did it?
Has anyone seen it?
Hit my face if you dare!
Bad luck. It turns out they are more cheat than me.
I can't believe it.
My reputation is broken.
I know that they will cheat.
But I don't think it is as bad as this.
The Demon Team is not so scary.
They must take medicine or injections.
Contact the police!
Even so, we must keep trying.
We will win!
My house is on fire, I have to go there!
My wife will give birth! I want to take care of it.
Can you wait until the game is complete? You can't give up!
They don't play football. They want to kill us!
Please. Do not go!
- I beg of you too. Let me go. - Wait! Wait!
Calm down. Quiet.
Calm down!
Yes, he is right!
We must keep trying.
We have eight players.
If someone gets hurt again, we fail.
We have to try until one deadly kick.
What? One deadly kick? I will make three deadly kicks.
What did you say?
Calm down!
Shut up!
I'm not sure I can do it.
Defense of Shaolin Lou Han!
Defense?
Just holding a kick can't!
- Are you okay? - I am fine!
- Chun! - This is Tin!
I've been harboring this feeling for a long time. But I should tell you now.
Chun, I love you!
Are we not too sadistic?
- I don't think so! - Is it true?
Then we can be harder.
Brother! Come on!
What?
Be careful!
Watch out!
Impossible!
Fast! Don't pretend to be injured!
You're so smart! I am fine.
The time is almost up! Use the final attack!
Last attack?
It's no use for you, to stall time.
We win!
Shaolin Team. Your team lives in seven.
If you don't have a backup player, I will stop the game,
and you lost.
Is there a backup player?
- Congratulations. - Thank you.
it's my turn!
I'm a backup player.
I'm a goalkeeper.
Why are you dressing up like an alien?
I don't know how to trim my hair. So I shave it all out.
For what?
I want to help you.
Can you do it?
Return to Mars. Your place is not on earth.
I want to help you. Believe me!
- Let me try it first! - Impossible!
You know... Your shoes are broken.
Just use this.
Over there.
Come on!
Good!
Be careful!
Why?
- Boss, carefully fall. - Do not touch!
Boss!
Shaolin wins the championship.
The Siluman Team apparently uses permanent doping drugs.
Leader Hung has been imprisoned for 5 years.
Hold!
Stop the bass!
Go home! Your place is not on earth.
I mean thousands of dollars.
You're a bunch of losers.
Don't laugh.
The prize is big...
I can't get out.
I'm a student.
Student?
Repeat from the beginning.
I'm a student.
- What's wrong? - Do not touch me.
Have you gone crazy?
I'm not crazy.
- What's wrong? - Do not touch me.
Have you gone crazy?
- I'm not crazy. - Then?
I begged you.
Don't do this.
You have to help me.
Please, don't!
Good.
I don't memorize the lyrics, sorry.
How dare!
- They're just sweepers - But they're still...
I hear you have amazing legs.
Cut! = 1
This is a wrench, for...
- Are you sure? - You look sick.
My team is greedy too.
But we don't care about the plane ticket.
Flight ticket? Where do you want to go?
Chun, this is Tin.
I harbored my feelings for 20 years.
I love you.
This is not Chun, this is Kung.
Sorry, Kung.
Please tell your wife that I just said.