Forbidden City, China.
Everything Welcomes the Princess!
Father...
... Is this my future husband?
She's a Frog...
... I will not marry her If the emperor really likes it...
Let the emperor marry her...
The princess nodded, and the frog said,
"Which you have promised, You must do it."
Very good. Continue reading.
"So the daughter bowed and kissed the frog,
" But after he did it, he became a handsome prince,
"And they also went to his kingdom,
where they lived happy forever."
Happy Forever.
There is no such thing as "happy forever."
Happy Forever.
The prince my father wants me to marry will always be a frog.
My offer is still there. I will help you to go to America.
- America? - That's very good.
But we are running out of time.
I know a ship is going to America, but we have to go tonight.
- Leave tonight? - We must hurry, princess.
Do you dare to stop me?
no !!
Princess !!
Quick, Princess.
- Mung Goo Hi.
-Zhou Hei.
- Chow Lu.
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, there he is.
Okay. Great. Great. Okay
Hurry up here. Look at this. I spent a lot of this time.
Now, pay attention, because I don't want any mistakes.
Look, I've calculated the speed of our train and horse.
We meet at this point. The problem is only wind.
- Technically, if you do a trip here with a horse- - Is this a train?
Alright. We will just fly it... which like we always do.
Grinding, jumping on the train,
hoorah money, return for a cat house, okay?
- Mm-hmm. - Let's go. Come on Move. Go!
Are you okay? Nervous? It's okay being nervous when it's new.
You will be fine. I will take care of you.
All you have to do is follow my steps. Alright, look alive, robber!
"So daughter bent and kissed the frog,
" But after he did it, he became a handsome prince,
"And they go to their kingdom,
where they live happy forever."
Reaching the sky, ladies and gentlemen - ladies and gentlemen!
Touch the gun or I'll Blow out the contents of your fucking head!
What are you doing?? I look like is the only guy talking, Wallace.
- Alright. I am sorry. - It is okay. It is okay. Nice.
Don't worry. Come on, come on. Big 'Un, let's go.
Why is this new person talking? Where did you get this person?
You know I'm the only one talking. Okay, everyone stays calm.
Do you think will you shoot me? Is it true?
Do you have rights here? Yes, do you have this gun?
Do you think you will do something with that gun?
Come on, Lady Bird. Do you have anything here, right?
- You're right for me! - Hey!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Not.
Come here. Come here. We don't steal from women.
Come here. Take that side.
Give me your hand. Give me your hand I'm really very sorry about that. I am sorry.
The first time you've seen criminals?
Afraid? kind of excited too?
Everything's falling apart? Yeah.
The last train we robbed, we are naked, It's really hot.
Yeah, that's something.
Yeah, I can have the ap there.
What are you looking at?
Wait! Stop! Where did you get this man?
- Texas. - Texas? Are you crazy?
Shoot me now, because I don't understand what we are doing here.
Sir, sir, sir, sir. Hurry here, here, here. sit down
- Excuse me. - Sir, sit down.
- What happened? Wallace, what are you doing? - I just let go of it.
No! Not that How do we release it!
No longer taking it off! Stop! Come on, Big 'Un.
- You're crazy "shoot him" special. - Damn.
Damn it!
Uncle, are you okay? Uncle?
He is dead Who killed my uncle? Who did this?
Give me dynamite. Give me dynamite.
No, no, no, no. You stay here. You can't join.
- Watch Wing Nut. - Hey, Blue, look here!
Okay.
- Who killed my uncle? - What is this, Orient Express?
- chase him! - come here!
Wh-Hey! The safe will explode soon!
Get ready to reap the fruits of our work.
Move it! Let's go!
Roy, you just blew out of our fruit droppings.
Oh, shit.
We are being chased by Chinese men.
Stop! Stop!
Turn around!
What is-
- Who are you? - Hey, Roy!
Don't you worry about something! I got you!
- No!
Roll, baby, roll!
Reaching the sky, O'Bannon! This is my gang now!
I don't understand.
You said your friend has a large land.
him.
- What exactly did he do? - well, you can say...
He's a philanthropist.
He helped a Chinese immigrant.
Welcome to America, Princess.
Lo Fong.
I'm sorry if I don't look down.
Calvin, this man is a devotee
Traitor.
Why? Because he escaped from the forbidden city?
Your prize is on the table Mr Andrews.
Okay, now you have to add it, or I'll kill it.
One thing about China, Andrews-
Aah!
- We don't renegotiate.
Whatever you think I will do it for you,
You are wrong.
It's just like a nightmare.
You won't believe it if I say it to you.
My gang left me in the desert. I feel like all cowboys hate me.
Everything I miss you. I miss you all.
We lost you too, Roy.
I think it's time for treatment.
Come here, evil woman.
Oh. Mmm.
Oh! Ooh, that's really naughty.
Ohh. Ow, be careful. Be careful with that.
Ow, ow. be careful. Ow.
Ow. Aaaah!
Damn it! Manyar is eating my head!
Aaaah! Aaaah!
Please! Please! My gang is burying me!
They left me to die!
Ooh! Ooh.
Oh, thank you heaven. I think you are a mirage.
Oh, come here. Water. - Your train.
You killed my uncle! - Bull!
That's Wallace everything.
He is one of your bandits. - He is not part of my gang.
He is a new member. He is crazy like a road lizard.
You have the right to die. Wait a minute.
Do you know what nobody says here?
I have the chance to kill you on the train, but I chose no.
because I am not a savage person.
- Hey! Where are you going? - Carson City.
I'm getting closer to digging myself to China than you became Carson City.
- Hey! - Which way?
Hey, that's better. Dig me out and I'll show you.
Which one?
You see... the mountains over there?
Carson City is behind it.
Okay, get me out. I will keep my bid.
Take me out.
dig.
Hey! Hey!
Come on! Don't talk. Just dig.
Aargh!
Run! Fast!
Hey!
Where is Carson City?
Good morning everyone
- How. - How.
- How. How. How. How. - How.
I think you might be hungry.
Please eat
You are wrong. You will find me a better host...
If we can go to several types of settings.
a setting?
Like the one you have with slave who works on this train?
These people are free to go.
What do you want from me?
Once when I have emperor's gold my job will be finished.
Princess.
I think it's time for you to become part of your people.
They don't look like Indians I've seen, Jedediah.
That's because they're not Indians, girls! They are Jews!
You, here.
You guys, can load this.
How is it?
Is this Carson City?
No, this isn't Carson City, Chief.
You have to take your liquor elsewhere.
[Man] Okay, Roy, [paying unhappily].
And come out !!
You rise again quickly, kimosabe.
Ow.
What are you doing here? I thought you were going to Carson City.
You! You gave me the wrong direction !
No, I gave you the wrong direction.
Do you want to toothpick your back?
You have a lot of nerves, come here with that - Return it to me!
Isn't that something?
Keep your hands from me.
- Ohh! - Ohh!
Hey, I just want to Carson City!
You will drive!
Aaah! Aaah!
No!
Yes! Yeah!
Yes! Yes!
No! No!
Sorry! I am sorry!
you!
Who actually started this? Chinaman.
Let me out! Give my book back!
I have to go to Carson City to save the princess!
You got the wrong person! I shouldn't be here!
Hey! Let me out!
Continue with the Chinese. It works. They will let you out.
Give my book back! - For cryin 'out loud, just give him the book back, please.
- If this will give us peace and tranquility - Forget about it. - Open it!
- They will not give you The book is back. Drop the book. - I'm wasting enough time with you.
- What? have you wasted enough time with me? What about me? - Give the book!
- Listen for a moment. Stop it! - Give the book! Hey!
Listen! Stop it! You're not in the East, okay?
You're not in China. This is in the West. The sun doesn't rise here, it stays here,
and you will be closer to make us hang from you get the book back, okay?
Now, only- I like that.
That's what I'm talking about. Your wound is so tight.
You are the most angry person I have ever met. Take a moment to relax.
Take ten minutes, and then You can scream again, I promise.
I will join you. Okay, relax for a moment.
Come on, sit down.
Come on.
calm down.
Is it calm?
You look a little stiff there.
Do you know what? We go down on the wrong foot.
Let's try again from the beginning.
Man, you sure can fight.
I have never seen anything like that.
At that time-
I tried to give you thank you.
You're not angry when I give you the wrong direction, right?
Come on. You should be able to laugh at things like that.
Like me when in the desert. I don't have any revenge. I laughed at that.
I'm not mad at you. You just left me there with the chopstick until I died.
Roy, with all the loneliness. Only and buzzards take my head.
You're really a quiet man, right?
You didn't expect to see seeing that old Roy at the Bar, right?
Be honest. Are you? Huh?
Are you really using that chopsticks?
You better believe.
Now you laugh. It is funny. I will remember that.
- So, who are you? - I'm a royal guardian from the Chinese empire.
China.
- What's with the book? - The book belongs to Princess Pei Pei.
Who? Princess Pei Pei.
He was stolen from the Forbidden City.
Forbidden City? I like that, the Forbidden City.
A princess is stolen. This is very mysterious. Oh, continue.
The emperor sent us to take the princess back.
Us? You mean your friend From the train?
They are all also job guards. They have four days to bring gold to Carson City.
What is gold? Gold for the princess.
Gold- Is the gold on the train?
Yes.
How much gold?
One hundred thousand pieces.
sir? Sir? Will you give us the book, please?
Sir, there is an error . He has-
mister- Yeah.
We will take the book, and we will get you out of here.
Are you helping me run away? - Shh. Yes.
Why? Why? I will tell you why.
Because there are some things in this world that look wrong,
and stealing a princess is one of them.
Yeah. That is wrong.
I'll tell you another thing. I feel guilty about leading you up that mountain.
What do I think? How much time do we waste there?
That's stupid. This is not funny. OK?
Now, sit still and let me think about this.
Okay, Come on, Roy.
Maybe I pretended to be sick, then attacked the guards when they entered
Okay, do you mean the routine of getting sick?
Yeah. Does it still work in China?
Because it's almost dead here.
I have other ideas. - No, no, no, no, no.
This is how you help me. You remain on the side of your room, L Let me find out what happened here.
Okay, you play over there.
Think. Think. What do we get here? Oh yeah.
Okay.
We have wood. We have a wall made of wood.
That's good. Oh, we have a pillow.
We have pillows, sheets. We get sheets and mattresses.
Okay, let's put it all together. Let's think. Add, add.
What do we have? What do we have?
What are you doing? Stop it! Stop it!
- What are you doing? - Shh.
this is for me. - No, no. That is your shirt. You hold it.
I like your energy, but I'm not with you.
- When the shirt gets wet, doesn't break. - I don't know what that means.
and then-
OK. And then everything Then with a wet shirt, you-
You bend the bar. That's-pay.
Don't waste my time with things like that, okay?
A 2,000-year civilization, is all that you can come up with?
Shame on you. Embarrassed you.
Come on. Stop it, please. This is embarrassing.
- See? I told you that. - No, you said, "Wet shirt isn't broken,"
Not "Shirt bend."
- Play it. - Please.
Okay, there. take that. you can.
One more time. Yeah.
You're strong like a bull! Come on! You can do it!
There you get it! We get it!
- Hold it for me. I will pass it. - Okay.
No, no, no. You hold it and I will pass it.
No! Not your hand! Stop.
- Hold it. - Goodbye, shit.
- What? - I am just kidding. Come on fast.
I will not leave My old friend there.
Fast. It's really squeezing.
No, no, no, no. Take this, take it.
Use your magic now.
-Too dry. -What? Wet. Wet. Hurry up.
I can't! No longer!
Ah, damn it.
Come on out, little Roy. Use your magic.
- Hurry up. - I'm trying, I'm trying.
- Stop it! Do not look at me. - Calm down!
- Calm down. It will come. - Thank you.
- That helps. Yeah. nice. - Is that what you say relax?
Whoa!
Sheriff! Oh, thank you god You are here. Take the gun!
- Take my book! - I can!
Whoa, whoa. Wow, who is this beautiful woman?
- That's my wife. - How many times have you been in this city?
- Four days. - Good work.
Hello.
Come on. Come on adios, partner.
Hyah!
Good, Good luck.
- Guess what this is? your person called this sayonara. -
Looks like Fido's gave you some problems there.
Do you want me to, uh, give your hand?
- no, I can do that. - Really, you can.
How can an inexperienced person like you do it in Carson City...
and save this daughter?
Stop, Stop, Stop, Stop.
I can't stand it anymore. see me doing it.
Take this like this and you put it high.
See? IT will float back when you drive it.
- Alright, I'll do it. - Do what?
Taking you to the city of Carson, helping you save the princess "Pee Pee."
Pei Pei. You don't care about the princess.
You don't know I'm very good, do you know?
I tell you one thing - I hate to think of a holy member...
from Chinese nobles suffered.
I'll tell you.
People like you believe in karma like that, right?
okay, I have thought about it. There is certainly a reason why we continue to be with each other.
I have been driving with some dangerous men- which I can't believe.
But when I see you,
There is something different about you, and I can see it.
I can see it in your eyes.
That's what Indians call Chippichawa.
- what is that? - Chippichawa is nobility.
And you have it in the spade.
You get a colleague. This has nothing to do with gold, okay?
shake hands.
Why are you spitting idi your hand?
All right, this is normal, for binding an agreement.
- Come on. go.
This will be a long journey.
you watch now, you hear? Shalom.
- Shalom. - Oh. Let's go.
Yee-haw! Sialll!
all of you look like you were hit by a touch of whirlwind down here.
- Roy O'Bannon and his colleague arrived to the city. - Roy O'Bannon?
Roy O'Bannon doesn't get a partner, Friend. Roy O'Bannon is dead.
He isn't dead. He broke out of jail last night with the Shanghai child.
The Shanghai Child? Roy getting a new gang member on the way '?
Damn it. Two people 'damn it!
He double-crossed us with that Chinaman from the damn train!
stay like that. Look, a kind of gagh bait.
- Oh, yeah. Oh yeah. - how do I look?
I think you look cool. I think you look like a real Koboy.
Very neat, red bandana.
Roy O'Bannon.
- My name is Chon Wang. -John Wayne?
- Chon Wang.
- That's a terrible cowboy name. - Why?
No, come on, it won't work. it's terrible.
- That's very bad. And so it's a ponytail. -Not!
It doesn't look as bad as that, actually.
Never touch my line.
It was killed! Ow.
- We have to go to Carson City. - Okay.
Now, before we go to Carson City, I want to teach you a few things. Come on
You just followed me.
- What is that? - Sensitivity. Increases reflexes.
Now, they are pistols. they can be your best friend or worst enemy.
it rotates in my left hand. It rotates in my right hand.
The two rotate. Now, this, I will let you depend on this.
See? Whoa. Watch Out. Always ready. Always ready.
Now, try to exhale for long distance shots,
Inhale for short distances.
All right, now close your ears, 'because it will be noisy.
Close your ears.
I am like a wild horse. You can't tame me.
You put wheat in a ballpoint pen, so, and I will come in to bite every day.
But if you ever close the gate, I will jump over the fence. You will never see me again.
think about your husband-- and this doesn't fight your husband,
because I really like it
He comes from a male-dominated society.
# Because I want to be a cowboy, baby #
# By going down the peak and the sun is shining brightly '#
# Cowboy, baby #
- # How cold is west ' with cheerful wine # - # Will be a Cowboy, baby #
# Driving at night 'because I sleep all day #
# Cowboy, baby #
# I can smell a pig from a few miles #
Can I do this on the road--
my horse is definitely not my best friend.
# That's why they call me a cowboy, baby #
# By going down the peak and the sun is shining brightly '# - # Cowboy, baby ##
Now, people are starting to see you funny,
everything you say is, "Howdy, partner."
- Howdy, colleague? - faster than that or people will think you are slow in thinking.
- Howdy, colleague. - [Wang] Howdy, colleague.
- Just follow me. Howdy, colleague. - Howdy, colleague.
-Park it over there.
That won't work.
Some people are not as tolerant as me. Not very friendly today.
-John, what are you--
-John-- - Ow. Sick.
Okay. We have to do it.
Come on, John. Fasten it up here.
- Roy, that's very much. - I know, John,
but I will walk with you If you walk like that.
I'll be fine.
- Hey, Roy. That is you - Damn it!
I'm a fugitive. look at this!
- 5,000 bucks! That's a lot of money. - let me see.
- Good picture. - be careful, be careful.
Wow, look at this. Do you know what this means?
- This will drive women crazy. - Is it true?
Yes, right. Come on, let's find a couple more there.
- This isn't good. - I'm a fugitive too!
- What? - Here.
Oh, come on. That is not true.
I know. I'm not from Shanghai.
No! $ 1,000 for a beginner?
- You're kidding me, aren't you? - Watch Out.
The justice system is all a mess.
a man who can't ride a horse, and that is really a cool name - Shanghai Kid.
It's like, get a bite for it-
Uh-oh, there is a problem. John, come here. hurry up here.
Tie them over there, fellas.
- What is happening? - Shh.
Oh.
Howdy, colleague.
Oh, my God, this is an association. Merka not likely to find us.
- What is "set"? - Oh, I thought they were just passing through.
That looks like Marshal Nathan Van Cleef, the psychotic killer.
Roy O'Bannon! This is Marshal Nathan Van Cleef.
- Ohh! - We know you are hiding there.
Oh, God, there he is. There he is.
Why don't you drop the sixmu shooter and get out by hand up.
That only applies to foam you come along too.
- He won. - Roy, Roy, is done.
No, it's not finished yet! Stop it! You don't know this person!
Let me talk to them. Remember, we must save the princess.
What are you doing? St-
- Be careful, fellas. - They shot at us?
What happened to "Mr. Shanghai Kid"? "Oh, I'm a fugitive"?
- Why? - 'Because you are a criminal.
- I'm not a criminal! - Stop it! you're a bad person!
- Look at the poster. What did that say? - Guiding girls - crazy girls.
Guiding girls - crazy girls? Guiding crazy poses.
It makes them want to hang you, string you up, because you're a bad guy.
- You have 20 seconds - - Aw, God! give us one minute!
Go take care, gentlemen. Pay attention to him not trying to pull the saddle into our eyes.
Remember, I want the Chinese to live.
I'm not a bad person.
You are a bad person. You are with me, you bad person.
Hey, you took me in this situation!
- I'm a good person, you bad person! - Not! We are both bad people!
- No, only you are a bad person! You go out there and tell them! - Not!
- I won't go out there! You go out there! - No, you have to go!
- What did I just do? - not bad.
I don't know karate, But I know "karazy," and I will use it.
What really happened there?
Are you okay?
You just released me out the window.
Do you get the gold?
What? Gold? What is gold?
Wrong answer.
Wait. I- I'm not armed. I'm not armed!
Don't get a gun. Wait, not a gun. I don't want--
I'm not armed! You cannot shoot unarmed people.
- Don't worry. I help you. - No, John. No, no.
John! John-
Fight respectfully. You will win.
Are you really crazy? Is that what they taught you at the royal defense school?
- What- - Take them.
Alright.
If it's not a Shanghai child.
What if we make a children's dance?
Oh, come on! You can do better than that.
You stole the wrong train, kid.
- Look, Marshal, I think if- -shut up and use your gun.
This is serious, You know?
We don't return from this.
That is a general idea.
- What are you really doing?
Stop procrastinating. Come on. Hurry up, kid.
Stop it! I will not let you cheapen it. OK?
This is a fight. This is a scary thing.
This is really beautiful. This is what separates us from animals.
Oh, yeah.
Whew! I don't envy you. You are ready?
Why don't you change dealing with me like a man?
Why don't you do it according to your path and I'll do it according to my path? How about that?
Oh, come on, Roy. You can do it.
Oh, no, you can't. He will kill you.
- One. - He will blow you flying.
Come on, Roy. Do not think like that.
two.
Oh, yeah. positive thinking.
Being a bullet. becomes bullet leader.
- I almost died. - [Van Cleef] Three.
Roy!
The fight is over!
- Roy!
You blow it, John!
Never disturb a man in the middle of a match.
I have him. That's why I killed me. I have him! I have him!
Now you know what it feels like to pull you around the sedan chair.
I won't bow to you.
Look carefully on that face.
If you try to run away,
I will kill one worker every hour...
- until you are found.
- Starting with this one.
Don't let him see you suffer.
I know who you really are.
Please, don't tell anyone.
- Are you calling this a special hiding place?
Yeah, there he is, John.
It's also a good place to gather intelligence,
Because no one made it through Carson City without anyone there listening to it.
- Will you ask them about the princess - Yes, sir, I will.
And I don't care about how bad it gets.
I will not rest until I have pumped everything there for information, okay?
- Hi, Roy. - Roy. - Hello, ladies.
Give way to couples of desperados.
Nice to meet you back, Mr O'Bannon.
- Hello. - Roy.
Oh, yeah, we will get some information here. Trust me.
This is not a good place to hide.
Oh, come on, John. Come on take a break.
- Here, let's drink it. - Not. I want to find the princess.
I like that too, but we can't easily go to the door to the door in Carson City to look for it.
- Don't forget, we're both fugitives. - Only because of you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything is my fault.
So, what is the princess like?
John, what is the princess like? Is she beautiful?
- Is he sick in his neck? - You don't deserve to talk about it.
John, you better remember where you are.
This is west. It's not east.
- Remember? - And the sun can be published where I come from -
Blah, blah, blah. I know.
Good. You remember.
- Is he alone? Is she alone? - What?
Is she married? Is he available?
Only for a member from the royal family.
Are you a member of the royal family? I am not sure.
Is that a joke, John? That is a joke.
John, it's your first joke. We have to do toast. your first joke.
- Yes. Yes No.
Come on. Drink.
- Only one. - Okay.
But don't talk about princess anymore.
Words to respect.
Have fun playing a drinking game.
Do you know some Chinese drinking games? - Not.
Every city has a drinking game. You must know one
Only one?
- Again? - Once in a while?
- One more. Once again. - Okay.
No! I'm drunk? One more.
Oh, no! Oh, yeah!
I'm so drunk, John.
90 percent of the time... I'm not old...
What am I doing outside here in the west
Terrible criminals.
- No, you are a good criminal. - Stop it, please. I'm screwed up.
- No, I'm screwed. Look at my scar. - Not.
One to arrive late as a guard duty.
One more thing because of dropping a stick of war. You're good. I see you.
The one thing I can do the most is to talk.
- This is correct. -John.
- Huh? - Keep your hands away from me, John.
Oh.
One more game?
No. Don't drink anymore. That.
- Again? - No, John. No longer.
Roy?
- Did you come? - Fifi?
Again?
So, who is your cute friend?
I don't know.
She's the crazy royal guard I've ever met.
He - He's really funny.
We only play- Do you see us? We only play games.
John's will...
And I was just going to- You can't really understand what he said, but-
Roy? Roy? I never thought you were driving with a Chinese man.
Get on, I don't seem to be driving with him, Fifi.
He is beating my friend, you know. I mean, he's Chinese.
Alright, that's good.
I mean- And you are really-
Are you talking about who he really is?
- Come talk about something else.
Are you not feeling good?
- What happened? - OK.
- You! - If this isn't Shanghai Kid.
This.
Thank you.
Ahh. Thank you.
Again?
- John, come on. We must leave immediately.
- Marshal's on the stairs. - No, no, Marshal's there.
Oh, man, John. What have you done to him? - Come on. Let's go. - Not!
- I don't want to die with you. - Come on, John. Damn, you're half drunk.
- Hi, horsey! - All right. Shh, shh, shh.
- Okay, it's time for "yee-haw." - Yee-What?
Shh, shh, shh. Roy O'Bannon special.
We jump, land on the horse's back, yell "yee-haw..."
And drive, Alright?
Look at you and do the same as I do. Yee-haw!
Okay, hyah! Hyah!
- Hyah! Where is the head? -John!
-John, wake up!
Tie them.
What happened to my horse? Is he dead?
No, but we, John.
- Hi, horsey. You are sleepy? - Get up.
Hmm.
What an impressive hardware that you carry.
Why don't you close your eyes my stuff, you confuse son of a bitch.
- I hope he leaves. - Your turn.
thank you, Mr. Van Cleef.
Well, well. What do we have here?
Mr. O'Bannon, I thought.
Can I ask for a drink? I got a cotton mouth. Aah!
- Don't mention it.
This must be the famous Shanghai boy.
- Chon Wang? - Lo Fong?
Do you remember your old friend?
- Hmm? - I remember a traitor.
I feel some bad blood here.
- Where is the gold? - Where is Princess Pei Pei?
Stop it.
Come on. We are men. Not pinatas.
Okay? We are now really dizzy.
We don't try to force you.
- You want to talk about gold, Come on let's talk about gold. - So, do you have my gold?
- Your gold? - Yes, we have gold.
- Where then? - Gold is in a safe place.
Does he speak the truth?
No.
Ow! Good, John. Once again. Think with your feet.
He can't lie. He is bound by a royal messenger.
Royal Envoys.
- When will you study You're not in China anymore?
He will never study. He will only follow orders.
At least I still have respect.
Slaves must not be respected.
- [Wang] No! Not! - Hey!
Now you will never go back to China.
You blew it. Whoo! you blow it, man.
You don't want to cut the hair, believe me.
Nothing is kept secret, boys.
My loyalty is only for the emperor.
Yeah, John, I heard all about the emperor.
It must be a great man.
He is only 12.
Are you kidding me? You are sitting here with a rope hanging around your neck...
Are you ready to die for someone whose ball has fallen?
With the goodness of the authority, it remains to me through the Nevada region,
I do hereby order these men to hang by their necks...
Until their feet stop kicking.
You will go to hell, boys,
And your horses will take you there.
Tie them up.
Hang them! Hang them!
Hang them! Hang them! Hang them!
Hang them! Hang them! Hang them! Hang them!
- Hey! Look at that, you little punk.
Hang them! Hang them! Hang them! Hang them!
-John, what are you doing?
What really happened here? stop the horse!
stop them!
Drag it! Drag it!
- # I'm back in the saddle again # - Help me!
# I returned #
# I'm back in the saddle again #
good, don't stand there! Go chase them!
Will you listen to this, John?
I never knew what was a melody of a bay made.
I never took fucking time.
Look at the mountain and the tree.
Hell, look at the green tree. Come here. I don't know the name-
We will learn the names in the green tree there. Come here.
I want you to see this.
Can't we- John, what are you doing?
Are you still worried about your hair?
John, listen to me. You waste it very much.
When you were 70, yourselves, your horse's tail...
will be good as new.
- What are you doing? - I go.
Can't we take two seconds, John? We almost died.
Come on. Come on, look at the ug for a while.
- Okay, let me take my stuff. God, you are amazing. - I'll go alone.
What are you- John, what are you talking about?
- I hear you. - You hear me. Okay
At Goldie's.
you said I'm not your friend.
John-
Wait a minute, John. I'm talking to a woman.
- That- it was taken Out of context. That's not it - - Roy.
You're right. How will I ever be your friend?
I'm just a Chinese man.
Hold it, John. I am sorry. I didn't mean this to-
Goodbye, Roy.
Wait here.
Please.
You have come this far.
I hope the daughter you're looking for...
worthy of devotion.
It's my job to take it home.
I got to open my favorite book.
You really are very kind.
but what if you find the princess...
and he doesn't want to go back to the forbidden city?
Why does he want to stay here?
Maybe he can do more for people here...
than he will return to China.
Princess Pei Pei.
Please, Don't attract attention.
please. stand up!
Daughter, you have to go with me.
I can't. Fong can't find me missing.
Daughter, I can't leave you here.
Please, stand up!
Don't bow! Wake up!
You have to go.
If I leave, Fong will start killing others.
That is my job to take you home.
I order you to leave.
- Get away!
Reach for the sky, bald!
That's right. That's Roy.
Am I disturbing?
I followed you. So what?
What should I do, Let you go wandering? You are not experienced.
- You will be killed out there.
Come on! We get adios out of here, partner! Come on!
Hyah! You will remain with me.
Don't forget, we have a daughter to be saved.
Greetings to the emperor, princess.
daughter.
- Chon Wang? - Chon Wang? - Chon Wang?
That's right, Johnny Wayne is here.
Hey, it's me.
Why did you cut her hair?
I tried to warn you, but you didn't listen.
- Continue, drop the gun.
Now, launch it.
Is that him?
She's beautiful.
Take him.
Come on. We will take it from here, guys.
John, whatever. John, wake up.
What are you- I think we passed this.
- Come on, John.
Do you see? He will always be a slave.
This is west,
Not east.
And the sun may rise...
Where we come from,
but here is where the sun stays.
do you want me to translate it? The princess stays.
I won the gold, You married the princess.
We both hung Fong and arranged it today. Mission accomplished.
Good, Good.
It is very good to see us all who are diligent in going to church.
***! With my own gun!
Sweet, isn't that?
How about that? This is a Mexican style.
Only we can't not Mexico.
- No!
Princess Pei Pei!
- I hit you? - Not.
But you almost really hit me.
You almost killed me, almost, 17 times already.
Eighteen, Nineteen, Twenty!
You're really excited today!
how did you survive out of here?
What do you mean by that? this isn't - this gun is really weird.
Oh, man.
- Stay low!
Maybe we will let it go and pass. You have some good shots.
I got a good one. call this tie.
What happened, O'Bannon? Run out of bullets?
No, I got one left.
Tell me what I will do.
I'll bring it out all my bullets but one.
And with that, we will be the same. how about that?
Okay. It looks fair.
Do you do that for me?
Oh, yeah.
You bet I will.
we come out when counting three.
I know, but - but let me count.
Fighting with respect. Okay.
Fighting with- Okay. One!
Two! Two and a half.
Two and seven - eight!
Three!
How did that happen?
It's a miracle.
I'm invincible.
Roy!
Invincible!
- Now your time to die. - Goodbye friend.
Wow.
Roy!
He brought the gold.
Is everything you think about it is gold?
It's you.
There is life rather than money. I hope you will study it one day.
What happened?
What? Nothing, nothing. I just killed him. How do you do it
- How? - What do you mean, how? I shot him with a gun.
Come on. Tell me the truth That's really amazing. You waste a miracle. I have one bullet left.
He has, like, millions left. He lied to me and told me that he only had one too.
But-But When- But when is he-
- He settled? - Yes.
- Can I stand up? - Yes.
Reach for the sky, O'Bannon!
That's my part. He stole my gang, He stole my part.
- It can't be trusted. - Roy! Roy!
- Come back! - Stop it, stop it. That's Wallace.
Hey, Roy,
We know you have been working side by side with us with that dark yellow dude from the train!
You guys, you're still here. This is not your battle.
No, we stay together. We are partners.
That's really beautiful.
You go out the back door.
- No. - Don't worry, princess.
I promise you, I'll see you again.
You promised...
You have to act.
- Get away! - Why?
- Come on! - Why? What are you--
- What are you doing? Are you crazy? - No, John, Stop it, Stop it.
They can't touch me. Something happened back there. That is a miracle.
- No way-- - Hey, smart ass! Do you hear me?
Time's up, O'Bannon! This is the end of everything!
- We can take them. Yep, we can take them.
Are you coming out or not?
Pistol.
You really are the Shanghai Boy.
love to drive with you, colleague.
We're out at three. I count.
No, I count.
We will count.
one, two, three!
- Indians! Watch out! - Not! My family! My family!
- friend. Brother! - Roy!
I have to tell you, we always know you, but, uh,
We think you will return and join the Gang.
- So, uh, what did you say? - Yeah, what did you say?
I thought just now I will throw it away.
Alright.
-And you will go to prison. - that's very helpful.
How about it, Kimosabe!
How about, Kimosabe!
Oh, this is really sweet can stand here beside you
I never thought I still had the opportunity to thank you for having been
saved us several times.
I hope you will understand if- there is a distance between us.
It's like, I'm cowboy, and you're Indian.
You said "wampum," I said "Money."
At some point, I just thought--
Shut up, Roy. You talk too much.
Nothing- He is just-
There he is, now is the time, bring a big, fat payroll.
I don't know if I will get used to this one.
Don't worry. You will get used to it.
I can assure you, we will not get half a woman to become a male manager.
I know you often talk, but-
You never know what will happen in a relationship I'm used to my replacement name. it won't work anymore.
Really? What will you call yourself?
I don't know. I mean, my real name is Wyatt Earp, but-
Earp? That's a bad name for a cowboy.
- why? - bad.
- really? - bad!
-And John Wayne's a great cowboy name? - Roy, look.
There they are.
Yep. Look at those beginners. That's my movement!
Come on, Roy. Let's say "howdy."
Ao go! Hyah! Hyah!
- Yee-haw! - Yee-haw!
Give up.
Which one have you promised...
- You have to appear.
- Hello.
He used your "rushimiant-" part
What? Set.
She's one of your bandits.
She's wrong- She's wrong one-
He was the chairman of the "dental artisans."
Bandit. Dentist?
- Wow! Shit!
He didn't brush his teeth this morning.
- What is this thing? - Don't!
You can't do the show, friends.
- # Because I'm going to be a cowboy, baby #
- Is this what princess likes?
I got an air bubble from the hole.
Once again, please.
- Again -
Thank you, Fido.
One, Two, Three!
- Damn it!
- Thank you very much, princess. You're really great.
Princess! Oh, I love you very much.
I speak to you! Spinning!
Ask me if I give you...