Do you remember the first time your husband saw you naked?
Do you remember how it felt?
Do you remember what he felt?
Damn it! Oh, God!
Wow!
Again? Yes.
Now, maybe it will be a little hard.
Do you remember the second time your husband saw you naked?
Annie, are you coming?
We will be complacent. Wake up, sleepyhead!
Annie! Damn.
Hey everybody. Me, really... overslept.
- Um okay. Well, you can meet us. - Okay. that sounds...
I see your ass. just paused there.
Really?
I've never seen your ass before.
I have no choice.
We accidentally left the door open.
I mean, can you imagine the world
Where did you accidentally leave the door open I love you.
I love you.
For Jay and me,
The next few months is something gloomy
Naked, sweaty, extraordinary sex
OK. I understand.
Oh, God!
I might be very hungry after this.
It's been a long time since I ate.
I can make you a sandwich.
We might be able to make burritos with the ingredients we have.
OK.
Oh, no!
Geez...
And let's deal with it.
Erection.
Oh, God. Do you remember the erection?
Erection anywhere.
When the wind blows.
Or when he eats certain foods.
Or when he is watching a movie.
Or when he sleeps.
Or when he wakes up.
Good morning.
Sometimes, I swear to erection
know that I'm near it before Jay realizes it.
Annie?
Wherever we go, whatever we do,
is an opportunity to have sex.
Do you think we should do this here?
Dear, honestly I don't think of people
can say what happened.
Not that. It's just sex.
But we know that there is always
sex again wherever it is.
Then, it happened.
Daddy.
Mother.
Jay and I have important news.
We fall in love. We contain and will get married soon.
Again? Honey, wait. What?
Are you sure?
Yes. I rest three times.
No, honey. No, I mean
Are you sure this is the right time?
You two are very, very young and who knows how to in the future?
Uh, Greg?
Oh. Jay.
Yes. Did you say where you were?
Mr. and madam. Grovner, uh,
I know we just met.
But when I first met Annie,
I know that he's the only one that's right.
And then I thought, Once you know me,
you will feel
a little better about this moment than you are now.
because I really love your daughter.
I love you.
Ohhh
Well, see you later, sex.
Daddy! Wait.
What? What?
They aren't right, right?
No, of course not.
I don't think
We are not too young?
Oh, we are young you know?
But we really know each other.
Greg, right?
Yes, I'm Greg.
Listen, this is what I thought.
They are right.
We don't know what will happen in the future.
But I also think whatever the world does to us,
let's face it, right?
Yes. Do you know?
But what about the sex part?
Will you still want to make love to me?
even though I look big and fat and I'm pregnant
and then will I be someone's mother?
Yes!
Yes. Really?
Honey, my dick can see the future.
That's why we call it Nostracockus.
How about you? Will you still want to make love to me?
Yes, of course I want to.
Yes? Yes!
Do you know why I want to make love to you?
Because of my ass? Because of your butt, baby.
We promise ourselves that nothing will change.
which we will not leave.
and even though is sometimes awkward,
we succeeded.
If only you could spin a little more
Yep. to the right.
I think we're fine.
That's... I want to get out My stomach moves.
Do you know? I will feel the breast.
Yes, but be careful. My breasts are very sensitive.
and not good.
Understood. Gently squeezing breasts.
Okay, softly.
and this is my dick.
This will be my album name.
we were patient. and often, it works.
Then an event comes.
Fuck!
You did a good job, honey. You're great!
Tell him he did it really great!
He's crowning, if you'd like to see.
Yes.
Wow!
It's one of the most versatile holes.
You said it.
From that moment, everything is completely different.
It's really different.
Oh, I'm right back.
Not that we didn't try.
Understood.
And if 1 minute is very difficult,
then 2 minutes is almost impossible
dear,
Let's try making love next week
when my mom came out for lunch, okay?
I will enjoy you like...
Now, do you remember the last time
your husband saw you naked?
- Jay. - Yes.
I need a little help here.
I might be late for my needs if I don't arrive here
and immediately take a shower. Can we change places?
You know, don't think about it The big question is, how do you do it again?
Alright, kids! Let's go!
Clive, if you want to wear your uniform, you have to change clothes, friend.
Uh, a minute. This is very important.
What are you doing?
This is the video of my annual book presentation for graduation later Monday.
That's great, friend.
Where did you learn it? It's easy, yeah.
Hey, save it as
other than "Video 1" for me, right?
It's okay. this is "Video 1".
Hey, Clive. I told you to do something, right?
Don't humble me.
School time. Daddy is waiting in the car.
Nell, are you ready?
Later.
Alright, gang! Come on!
Wait, baby. A moment.
I'm coming!
Me too!
Mother gave me two sandwiches. Jelly and peanut butter.
Oh, yeah, honey. Wow.
Dah, honey. good luck with your match.
Good luck in the office! Thank you, dear.
Clive, put on your sister seat belt, huh
Dear, have you packed all the items? Yes, yes, of course.
Don't forget to stop and squeeze...
light bulb. I am on it. Hey.
This will be great.
God, is this really happening?
Will I sell blogs for money? like, real money?
Is that possible?
This will be very amazing. For everything.
Daddy, I can't be late again!
- Yes, dad will be there, guys! - Let's go!
Yes, Clive! Father heard...
Is it just me or is the old one going to be an annoying child?
Don't say that. Really, baby.
No, I just said he acted like a bastard.
Don't say that.
Hey, we have to make love anytime soon.
Oh, I will like it. Yes, so do I.
Maybe Thursday.
Fantastic. Because it feels has been very long.
- Indeed, right? - Yes.
The last time was when we got a towel from Bed Bath & Beyond.
Oh, that's right. Been a long time. Yes, linen seller.
Listen, we can't discuss this now
because we both have to be somewhere.
Not the right time. Must leave immediately.
It's just that, it's hard to find a moment with children.
In the end, we are both very passionate.
Do you know? Oh, just say to me about that.
Maybe it was wrong one night we will make love
instead of watching Project Runway instead.
We will do TiVo Project Runway.
Maybe that's why they created TiVo.
So that people can make love.
Daddy? I still don't understand.
Why do we have to enjoy these days?
and then, sleep at night?
Then, enjoy daytime
and then, sleep again at night?
Well, uh, that's the division in life.
When will it end?
I won't.
Well, it will end when we die.
Don't be like that, friend. Okay?
Don't you get bored I do this
continuously?
No.
But you and mom are bored.
Well, that's what happened with marriage.
Who are you?
Daddy, Nell did it again.
Hey. Nell, take your finger from your ass.
Does anyone want to clean his finger?
Hey! Stop! Not!
- Nell! - Not. Stop.
Mind if I join?
No!
No! Stop. Stop!
As you know, Piper Brothers brand products
number 1 toys and children in the world
from the age limit of 0 to 4 years
for more than 50 years.
We will bring Piper Brothers to the future.
And the important part of is developing
Piper Brothers through online community
in order to increase the name of Piper Brothers.
But also said,
"This is not your grandfather's Piper Brothers."
But for us to do it, we need content.
Hey, everyone! Annie!
Hi. Hank Rosenbaum.
An honor. Thank you very much.
I've heard a lot about you.
Please sit down. Thank you.
Can I get something? Coffee, finger sandwich?
Pineapple?
No, no. Just plain water Thank you.
Oh, well, I just want to knock my head and say hello and tell you that I'm a big fan of what you do.
Thank you. It is very pleasant to hear.
We think you're a potential brand The mother model of Pipers Brothers We really trust you.
and I always say that trust
the only valuable thing.
We didn't bring you here to surprise you with numbers
because numbers are just
algorithm of spirit and value.
It feels like I told my wife, Schlomit,
I think I found a sound from the Piper Brothers value.
Yes!
Thank you!
Are you sure you don't want to
finger sandwich or pineapple?
Don't bother.
There is certain content which we must discuss.
Oh, how do you mean? Little things.
"Do you remember the first time
... your husband saw you naked?"
Right, um...
"Erection? Do you remember the erection?"
No, I remember that part.
"Erection anywhere."
That's an unusual post for me.
That's a good post. I enjoy it.
But what we're looking for is you
Your real voice.
That is Brother Pipers content
what mothers really want.
Listen, I like being a mother.
And I like writing about it.
Well, we will get you a proposal which is very valuable.
And we are very happy.
Should we eat some pineapple?
We have someone who can give you pineapple.
The band will arrive in Los Angeles tomorrow
This is the latest single. called Spank Me.
I swear, friend.
I thought I fell in love with this girl.
Max, that's good news. Yes.
That's like... us...
I don't know. We are just connected.
Like, we have it is very long, like,
Very intense conversation. Do you know?
About religion, and skiing.
later, like for some reason,
he sent me an sms photo of her breasts.
He sent you a text photo of her breasts just like that?
Oh, friend. Good for you.
Enjoy this moment. Thank you friend.
That's amazing. Yes.
Once I sent Annie a picture of my cock.
He was meeting at PTA. It's really bad.
A photo of your full penis?
Yes. I...
Oh.
For a man, I feel is a penis or...
that's your only choice.
Yes I'm proud of my cock.
I'm usually like that, like
you know, the sexiest part of me
like the back, legs
Do you know?
I choose my bottom. Then...
I brought a friend. Doug came
and we do it fast.
Your friend came and photographed your penis?
Yes. Yes. You know Doug, right?
Your neighbor? Yes.
He's actually a good photographer.
He works from home.
- And, so... - Hey, guys.
Hey, Rosie. Hello, Rosie.
A new iPad has arrived.
Ah, thank you. I was waiting for him.
How much do you have?
2 at a time.
One for the latest music. one for catalog.
I experienced synchronization a difficult system, but it worked.
Well, what did you do with the old one? I gave Ema a gift.
Hey honey, how is it? They want to buy it!
Amazing! What did they say? Did they make an offer?
Yes, soon.
They say it will "mean". I don't know what that means.
I think that means it's some money.
- Really? - I know!
Well, we have to celebrate.
Wait a minute. They haven't made an offer.
But it will be right right? And that's why we have to celebrate.
I can tell Sam to replace me tonight. What do you want to do?
I don't know. Should we take the children to a pleasant place?
like pizza and roller skating or something else?
Of course! I can't wait.
I'll see you in a few hours.
Okay honey. Love you.
- Hello? - Hey, mother.
What's wrong, honey?
It's okay.
What will you do tonight?
Alright.
Who wants to play roller skating?
Annie?
Clive? Nelly?
Annie, are you here?
Alright.
Hello.
Hey
Hey honey. Hi.
Where are the children?
At home mom.
Oh, really? I thought we were going to...
Wow, damn it! Wow!
Hi.
Wow. Look at you.
Too much? Not. That's great.
I guess...
Yeah! Yes!
Children, um, how long have they been...
They stay overnight.
Yes!
Because I think... Wow.
Maybe we can celebrate, alone
I understand.
Good idea.
This is the best idea you have.
You look amazing.
Are these your underwear? Mm-hmm.
Because I've never seen it before.
Come on.
This is very fun. I'm very happy now.
Now you're on the bed.
This is great. I like where it will go.
Your story, is very sexy.
He said he gave enthusiasm.
Here and release these roller skates.
I like it when you say that about your roller skate.
Double knots.
OK.
this, maybe...
No, no, no, I understand. Okay.
Ooh.
Okay, one is OK.
And the other... Uh-huh.
Ow!
Damn it! Ow. Ow!
It's getting hot and fast, right?
Mmm.
Mm-hmm? Mm-hmm.
Should we continue?
Yes. Mm
Mm! Oop...
dear. It's like... got a tooth.
Okay, just relax. Don't I look relaxed?
No, I mean both of us.
Oh. both of us. We will relax.
If we can both relax, will be good.
Sorry. I am sorry.
What happened to us now? I don't know
I just thought of something.
For a moment it felt strange. I am sorry. Okay, it's okay.
This is what we will do.
Alright. Let's go.
Let's do this. It's started
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
Oh.
What? We have to touch the breast
We have someone in second base.
That's the rule in Baseball which also means touching your breasts.
I know the meaning. Why not the third.
Whoa.
What? Hmm?
What?
Something's stuck in my mind.
I think I'm dreaming
about this moment since so long Mm-hmm.
When we can, like, drop everything. Yes.
And put it again correctly. Truly.
when you're half conscious
and can't refuse. Do you know?
Do you think I will refuse?
Of course I know you want to make love.
Sometimes I just wonder if you want this much.
Indeed. I really want to make this much love.
But sometimes I feel like
You know, you're tired or stressed.
and maybe... me?
I don't know, Sometimes I'm curious
Are you still, you know, interested in me.
Are you kidding me? You are very exciting.
Do you think so?
Spontaneous spontaneity.
That's what I always say about you.
My wife, a great stimulus.
Tell me about your own stimulus.
He's a nice guy.
Proud. Tangguh. Ooh.
Have a great sense of humor.
Let's make love on the kitchen floor.
That's it.
Are you coming?
I like to buy you yesterday.
Yes, of course.
honey? which, who, dear.
Do you want to go somewhere else?
Oh God, thank God you finally spoke.
My knee hurts, it's so bad Oh, God.
Very sick.
I know. This tailbone torments me.
and I can see the list of things I have to do.
Do we have to try the sofa? Yes.
- Sex on the couch, of course, yes. - Come on.
Come on.
This won't take long. Okay.
Oh.
No. Not?
Do you have allergies?
Yes, all week long. I have been allergic for a week
That's because of changes in pressure. Oh, that's why?
Mmm.
This was successful, remember? Really works.
This is like my expertise.
You like this.
Damn, man What happened? It is okay.
Is it possible for us
Have you forgotten how to have sex?
Don't say that. Because we used to be great at this.
Yes, indeed. It was then.
Like Shaquille O'Neal (NBA basketball player) in a sack.
I have such a game.
What? Shaquille O'Neal is a bad comparison I just want to say he's the dominant player. Yes, I understand.
I'd rather choose Derek Fisher for you Derek Fisher?
What? He's a great player. Okay.
I feel like we're trying to say the same thing. Okay.
You're like LeBron James (NBA basketball player too) Oh thank you, honey.
You're like Derek Fisher and LeBron James who are having sex.
I mean we are world class players.
And now, what happened?
I don't know. I mean, we are getting older.
We are parents.
Yes, but we still haven't run out!
I'm still thinking about sex all the time.
I know. I use your computer.
Oh, porn videos. Yes.
You and I used to watch porn videos together always
I still watch porn videos once every time.
Really? Yes.
But my writing ability really declined.
I like it like they really fall in love.
Yes, I think we will find something other than porn.
Maybe.
I'm just watching the part naked woman having sex.
and men
don't feel something or something?
Don't look.
It really doesn't seem to me.
Should we watch porn videos?
Eh.
Kind of feels depressed.
Yes.
Do we still have Tequilla?
Good idea. really a great idea. Jay: Right
Okay, this is what we will do.
We will drink a few glasses of Tequilla. Whoo!
We will withdraw ourselves from this sad moment
and then...
We will be Derek Fisher and LeBron James.
That's what we will do.
I want to call my mom and make sure
the kids are sleeping, okay.
♪ Karma-karma-karma-karma karma chameleon
♪ She come and goes
♪ She come and go-o-o-oes
♪ Karma Chameleon is gonna... ♪
Hey
Oh, yes. I just got it today.
I'm very happy.
The appearance of the recession is getting higher,
which means more pixels,
and the upgraded camera.
What? I just got an idea.
Oh, alright. Let's hear
Let's make porn videos.
Sorry?
Let's record ourselves are having sex.
Of course. Yes, of course. Is it true?
Yes. The more I think about it yes, that's a good idea.
I think it's sexy, right?
Dear, I think that's a very good idea.
This is cheers.
Look at us. Annie and Jay.
Take kids to grandma's house
make small porn videos.
Mazel tov. (Israeli org language means "Congratulations") For pornographic videos.
That point.
I mean, drinking it for porn videos.
Oh, yes.
We don't even have to watch it if we don't want to.
Or we can. Whatever.
Okay, honey,
What is your story idea?
Story? Yes
I'm not sure the story really matters Yeah.
Oh, come on.
I have other ideas.
Well, I want to hear it.
Because you are clearly in the zone.
here it is.
This is what we will do.
"The Joy of Sex".
We still have it.
Every position
Oh, I like that. Really like.
Everything?
Yep, we won't miss a single one.
Although, uh... Yes. Though that.
Yes! But also...
Of course. it's in the book.
Yay! and we will record everything.
You're a genius. No, I'm the one who married a genius.
I need more drinks.
I have to be a drunkard.
OK
- I started. - Come here. Okay.
Action.
Hello. Hi.
and welcome to Annie and Jay's,
"All night with Annie and Jay".
My name is Jay and this is my beloved wife, Annie.
and tonight
we intend to practice all positions
in "The Joy of Sex".
Are you talking to our students, baby?
yes, Annie.
And this is our dojo
Our sex dojo.
So true.
Annie, please help.
Here it is, Professor.
Thank you, Annie.
Well.
Wow. Wow. Okay.
Look at this haircut.
Well, look at the fur.
I speak with fur.
What's that feather too?
I don't know where the girl's hair ends and where the boy's hair starts
people used to wear hairy clothes in the 70s.
Oh.
"Matrimonial." Mm-hmm. It is true. Wow. Hmm.
Matrimonial.
Can we start with another style besides "missionary"?
Of course...
Right. It won't go anywhere.
Okay, close your eyes, honey.
Say "stop" when I'm right... Stop!
"Flanquette."
Flanquette! Oh.
That's what I meant.
I feel good about this one Me too
Okay, you see what happened?
this is my leg. Yes, okay.
But that's your leg. Okay.
continue, like...
Yep. Right.
Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.
What?
- Come here. Here. - Okay, here it is.
Hi. Hi.
Okay, ready? Okay. Yes.
Start. Start.
You're amazing at that.
Really?
Oh, God. Are you still?
Are you kidding me?
You're like a machine.
like a battering ram.
Thank you.
honey? Yes?
Delete the video, okay?
Yes.
I don't want kids once in a while...
No, I will delete it. Do not worry.
Don't forget, okay?
I won't.
I like to make love to you.
I love you.
Whoops!
As long as we make them both sleep
take a second nap 2 o'clock,
then the night time will be a little better.
Yes, if we don't make them sleep 2 o'clock, we are really messed up.
Wow. "It's really chaotic" is very good.
This is only disclosure.
How can you imagine anything else?
I will describe this as...
"Super fucked?"... a gift of life. Thank you again.
You two rock and shake like that wake up your baby.
You shake them very hard.
Oh, you did it well.
This is getting easier.
Oh, we see a light at the end of the tunnel.
Yes. You should have seen us a month ago.
I don't even know who I was at the time.
Oh, God. This is Salad day.
Yes it sounds very intense but you got it!
So, are you planning to have more children?
No.
Isn't it crazy if it's a boy
just graduated from 4th grade? Isn't that crazy?
And Howard just graduated from class 5. What happened?
Since when did children graduate from grade 4 and grade 5?
When school ended
There isn't any ceremony.
Just ignore him.
- Yes. - Yes.
By the way, I like your blog
Oh, thank you.
Hey, do you think Pipers Brothers will do it?
Definitely. Yes.
Hey, good people.
Hi, honey. Hi.
Hello, you. Hi.
You're really wet. Look at you.
Yes. I have to change clothes.
Oh, I'm coming with you.
because we will discuss about... about, uh...
"something". Yes, "something"
Of course. we will discuss something.
Thank you Jesus. Kill me.
Hey. Hello, friend.
Gentlemen. Hi, Howie.
This is Howard.
Howard.
Sorry.
Do you know? I just gave up playing Super Soakers.
Why aren't you there, friend?
Oh! Hmm.
Maybe I'll go there. Yes.
I really enjoy Super Soakers.
Yes!
You can see differences in personality.
This one likes watermelon.
She's a little annoying.
I think everyone's having fun, right?
Oh, of course. It's really amazing.
What about Punit and Kia?
Whoa!
Like hating each other, right?
Yes it looks like that, huh.
"Enjoying your video"?
Where is the pizza cutter?
Honey, do you see a pizza cutter?
Um...
Yes?
Jay.
Jay, the pizza cutter?
This is yours.
I have a lot. Enjoy it.
Wow.
I'm dead.
Honey, are there still dishes outside?
Wait a minute.
Hello!
Hi!
Hello!
Dear... Shit!
The sweater is good, miss.
Thank you.
I...
What is it... What am I...
Can...
What's wrong?
Um...
Anu...
Pas...
Do you know iCloud?
So you mean
is instead of deleting the video as you said you would delete...
You uploaded it instead to all the people you have given
did you give the iPads too?
That's not all that actually happened. No?
Well, technically, yes! That's what happened.
But it's really unintentional, doesn't count as...
Thank you.
Hank Rosenbaum!
What? People from Piper Brothers!
Did you give them too? Yes, I said I need one for work.
I put all the ingredients my presentation in it.
Really?
I'm supposed to be the model for Piper Brothers!
Maybe he hasn't sent it yet.
The important fact is, Annie, I'll bet if no one
already know the video is there.
except this message, but...
What message?
I just got an sms.
From who?
Unclear.
I don't know how to hurt you now, Jay.
I know.
But let's take a deep breath first. Shit!
Here is sitting next to me.
Here is sitting. Come here.
Let's see
what really happened. Okay.
We make videos we are having sex
for about 3 hours
and that's amazing, right?
Yes, no. That's really great. Okay.
And then you told me to delete it and I forgot.
Did you forget? I forgot.
And now our video
already synchronized to several devices
Friends
Oh, God. and accountant.
and delivery letter.
Oh, God!
Who sent you an sms, Jay?
I don't know. I don't know, Annie.
Have you called the number?
That's actually a good idea.
Oh, God.
Your call has been connected to...
Voice mail! Okay, oh.
Hi, this is Jay Hargrove.
Can you call me again
about the text you sent earlier?
I'm sure you have my number. Daah.
Is that all?
What do I have to say?
"Who is this?"
I won't call back if someone leaves a message to my cellphone
Okay we have to get the iPad back.
Hello?
Hi, mother! Hi, dear.
Can you come
and looking after children now?
Now?
We need you as soon as possible
if you can come.
Yes, I think it can.
- Thank you, Mother. Very good. - Thank you. Annie.
Wait a minute. What?
Can you ask your mother,
to carry the iPad?
Are you kidding me?
And you can carry your iPad, too?
My iPad? Yes.
OK. Good, okay
Will you not forget? The iPad.
So say it to juma, close, then come soon.
OK. OK.
Can you close it? Okay, dear.
Okay, close now, ma'am.
Okay, say goodbye.
Okay, close it.
Dah. Okay, dah
Who else has this item?
Let's think.
Robby, Postman...
Every time you say "Postman," Jay,
I just want to hit you.
You know, it was Christmas...
I don't care.
Postman, Robby, Hank, My mother, and who else?
Oh, God!
Clive?
-May you see for a moment? -Why?
Just a moment. I'm using it!
What's the matter?
I can't take risks.
Okay, kid! Come on, Jay!
Grandma is here for a reason which is very mysterious!
Oh, God! What is an iPad
did I give you? I like that iPad.
Can I borrow? Why is grandma here?
Yeee! Grandmother!
OK. Grandma will look after you guys while mom and dad come out.
You can order Chinese food.
I hate Chinese food. Okay, just order pizza then.
Again, Enjoy this iPad.
I made sure it worked. Enjoy it
Come on! thanks. How about my iPad?
Thank you.
Damn. Construction of this object is really unbelievable.
Jay! Come on Jay, let's go!
Let's go to Robby and Tess's house first! Come on!
Yes, yes! Sorry! I understand!
So I just have to understand
why don't you delete this
before you give it to people.
I have an amazing list of songs.
And people want it. That's the prize.
the prize is a list of songs, not the iPad.
When I updated my music library, it was synced to their iPad.
I use the application called Frankensync to synchronize songs.
I upgraded to this new application
Bride of Frankensync,
and now, it turns out, it synchronizes all my data
everywhere because of that application is great!
How can you forget to delete the sex tape?
That goes on in my mind then, the thing that I know, I'm awake!
It has been uploaded to iCloud!
And you can't delete it again?
Nobody understands Cloud!
it's a mystery!
Listen, everything that happened has been very synchronized minor syncing mishap.
This is not minor!
and I hope you confess if you mess it up instead of convincing me that this is not a serious problem.
Because this is actually a serious problem.
Do you know, Annie?
I'm in it too.
Oh, who cares? Nobody cares about you.
No one wants to watch you have sex.
You said it yourself. No one cares what the man does!
It is women who have to bear and face everything Who is that? "Guess who?" emot smile.
Who is this? Shit!
That must be Tess. That must be Tess.
Do you think so? Yes!
With "XOXO smile emot"? Yes. That's Tess.
All right, is that what Tess does?
or more like, uh, things that are very very common?
No, that's what Tess did.
He might be joking.
Unless the number is on my cellphone then it should be written "Tess."
Well, maybe he has a new cellphone.
He might see what is
and stop it then don't watch it again.
because he respects our privacy.
This makes sense.
Good. Okay.
Okay, fine. that's Tess.
I bought it. Yeah.
He took the iPad, saw there was a porn video in it,
pressing 'Play' turns out to be our video, then 'stop' suddenly,
because he respects us. Yes.
Then he came out and bought a new handphone and with a new number
Yes.
So you think that means Robby has seen it too?
Well, if not, you will immediately make new friends.
We will only remove Tess and Roby from our lives?
Yes, right. And if the postman has seen it, we move.
Wait. What if it's not Tess?
Okay, listen. We're out
and if it doesn't look like him,
We can't say anything. Okay? Certain.
No, no. They don't have to know about this. Okay?
Dear, this will be easy to make them say it's them or not.
Hey!
Hey. Hey!
What's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
None. There is no. Just relaxing.
This is our anniversary
So Marta takes Howard to the cinema.
and we are just, uh,
relax, watch some...
Hey! What are you doing here?
Hey. Hey.
I'm sorry we stopped by here suddenly.
on your anniversary.
Yes, why don't you say is your birthday?
Oh, because it's our 12th anniversary? Yes.
Like, who cares, right? So...
Do you want to come in?
or not.
What did you watch?
Um...
This is really embarrassing. Yes.
Just say our pad what you watch.
Yes. That is not a big problem. What are you watching?
Okay, alright Alright.
We watched "Breaking Bad" Season 1.
This is really embarrassing.
We are very left behind.
That's a good TV series. Yes.
You really are lagging behind.
It's okay. Don't say what happened!
Hey, while we're here
Remember the iPad I gave you?
Yes Yes.
I want to take it again.
Oh, uh...
OK. Oh, that's why you...
That's why you come here
to our house, to take your iPad again?
Well... Um...
I have some data in it that I need.
What? Dirty photos or something?
Do you make sex videos?
Do you watch it?
I'm just kidding.
What?
Then Jay got this text with the contents
"I really like your video. Thank you for sharing. XOXO."
And you think it's texting from me?
Well, that sounds like you.
I don't think if I watch your video, I'll type "XOXO."
I hope it's you.
Because it's not me, then who?
No. I understand. I understand.
Um... Can we back down for a while?
So do you record your videos have sex for 3 hours?
Yes.
Why did you do it?
Forget it.
Who made love for 3 hours? We.
That's the same as the duration of the Lincoln movie. You are doing the full version.
Well, friends, I'm sorry, you know,
But I didn't send the text.
God, this doesn't really happen. Oh...
Oh, okay uh, Who else has this thing?
You guys, postman...
Hank Rosenbaum.
People from Piper Brothers? Yes!
Oh, people who want to buy your blog?
And who really cares about my image.
Okay, I'm an idiot!
No! Come on! You're fucked.
No.
Indeed. Let him be like that.
I should have killed you.
Oh, I mean have you ever thought about it for a moment? You know you should create a password for your data.
I should have killed you while sleeping.
Or just delete it.
Oh, God. Wait!
Wait a minute! What?
My sister is taking care of the flowers!
Oh, God, do you think where did he live?
Yeah, I thought he was at home. He is the gardener!
Wait a minute. What is the plan?
We just show up at this org home?
Yes! and we come with you.
Oh, God. This will be a nice night! We are taking care of children!
I'll call Rochelle. Yes!
Hey, according to my sister about all positions is a good idea!
Did you say to your sister? Why?
Your big fans. Well, I thought he would be happy.
Hey
iPad.
Yes, yes. Dude, it's really chaotic.
No. Can I click it?
Huh?
the iPad. Yes.
You're here to take it.
I need that iPad, please.
What if I can't get it now?
Just give the iPad.
What if I delete it myself? Dude.
OK. You have to send me all that music again.
man! Oh, okay! Jesus!
Have you just taken it from your pocket?
Yes.
I feel you were just now,
You said you don't remember where this is.
I forgot.
Fair enough.
That's an easy mistake to make. Okay.
So what will we do?
Yes. What are the plans, friends?
Should we pretend,
none of us have cellphones?
We tap. You say this, "Hank! A surprise!"
Yes. then I go in and say
"Hi, I'm your sister's gardener, Tess."
This feels like
super weird ways to spend your days.
For the 12th Anniversarry, I think is pretty solid. Annie: Do you know?
you two remain in the car. This is our problem.
We can take care of it right honey?
I think we like being part of the plan.
Let us join.
Friends, we will in and out of there
We will knock on the door.
Yes, it will be awkward at first.
But I think it will be fine.
Okay, so this is what we will do.
I will divert it, You said you have to go to the toilet then you search this house to find the iPad. Good? Okay, let's go.
Annie. Annie, can you wait a minute?
Come here. The house is big.
We will say you have diarrhea.
First, is embarrassing.
Second, who told others that they had diarrhea?
Food poisoning.
OK. What if I turn my attention and you suddenly get food poisoning?
Oh, no. I don't want food poisoning.
You're just food poisoning.
People who forgot to delete videos
porn must be food poisoning.
It's in my book.
Annie! Oh...
Well, just me!
Hank? Hey!
A surprise. This is really crazy.
Do you live here?
I'm sorry. I'm lost. You both know each other?
This is Hank, baby. Remember when I told Hank?
Hank Rosenbaum?
Hank Rosenbaum!
This is my husband, Jay.
Jay. The famous Jay.
Because it's big. Nice to meet you.
- Me too. - Wow!
What a crazy coincidence, honey. Right? Wow.
We randomly go around the environment
We've knocked on the door trying, uh,
Gather money for charity.
What charity?
Uh, that's... Charity for... For children.
Yes, for children who have
too big...
Kidneys. The kidneys.
They have
very large kidney
Very sad.
You have to see it. So, yes, we try to help them.
"Hey, Daddy. Da.
"What is this bulge behind me, Da?"
"That's your kidney, kid."
They are British orphans.
Yes, so we only tried to collect money.
By the way, do you want to contribute?
Yes. Sign in. I'll take my checkbook.
Thank you. You are really generous.
Hey, can Jay use your toilet?
Because he has diarrhea. Oh.
Food poisoning.
Oh, sure, go straight there. Then turn around.
Thank you.
Mmm.
Oh, well, let's go and make yourself comfortable Oh, thank you.
Wow! This is a beautiful house.
Oh, thank you. Play music.
Sure. Wow!
Damn it! Anjrit
What's the matter?
Do you want to drink something?
What?
Sorry. Let me reduce the volume so we can talk
Can I get a drink?
Sure.
Schlomit and distant children
so I'm free
drink a few glasses of Scotch.
Ah.
50 years. Yes.
Good stuff.
This is for our bright future.
Whatever will happen.
Wow. That's really an interesting painting.
Do you like it?
Yes.
It was ordered.
It's one of the moments from the film The Lion King.
Unless it's me who is the Rafiki
So, that's me.
Presenting Simba to all beings
From a proud land to be seen.
It's beautiful.
Thank you.
Do you know?
I will make this even more festive.
Hi.
Hey, hey, little dog.
Shut up.
Shut up!
Sit down!
You look,
I don't know,
I'm just a little awkward in someone's house.
and ask for a donation to you. That is all.
I'm glad you are here.
I can use the company.
Wow!
I know.
No, no, no! Help! Perhaps!
No! Shut up!
Heei!
I was hoping we could
know more about each other.
Mmm. me too. What a beautiful coincidence.
There is no coincidence.
That's what Schlomit always said.
Oh, is this your family?
Yes. That's us all in Aspen.
Ada Schlo and
my son, Benjamin, and Sarah.
They are very funny.
No! Not!
Please!
Hank!
No! Don't be my face! Not my face!
Please!
I don't want to do it.
Miscellaneous with me, you will fight with books.
That's what will happen.
You must be kidding me.
You know, it's funny.
When the family is far away You find yourself thinking things
that you've never thought of all this time.
I think.
You think about who you were,
and what will it be.
Mmm.
Do you want to use Cocaine?
Sorry?
I only use a little while my family isn't there.
Do you want something cool?
No, I don't think it's very, um...
I understand.
I mean, I have no problem with that...
I mean, I do have...
Is this some kind of... What is this test?
Oh, okay, I understand that happened here.
You think of all the values of Piper Brothers But if you think situationally,
Friendship is the value of Brother Pipers One of the biggest.
And that's what happened here.
We just relax, getting to know each other more and do some activities.
Uh-huh.
But if it's not something you usually do...
Well, uh...
OK. OK.
It's better to make sure that Jay doesn't get lost.
No, no, no! She is fine. Let's use cocaine!
Super!
Oh, shit!
Are you okay?
Wow!
See? That's what i meant We are getting older and we forget.
People, they stopped doing things they liked.
And for some people, can be surfing.
Some people, can travel.
For me, being jazzed.
and hear Slayer songs.
It's like blowing up my brain.
That's what is right for you.
But that's what you mean. That is what I mean.
Because it's like someone who has a narrow mind for me.
to think about everything. Right?
Because I don't know you. You don't know me.
I don't know you. Yes. You only know me like that.
CEO who controls your future.
But it's not me. No.
And like you, I'm sure there are things about you that other people know.
Yes, there really is.
Can I show you something? Yes!
Whoa.
Piper Brothers, 75 years.
But very few people know it.
Whoa!
There's more.
Eazy-E!
I miss him every day.
Very touching Do you know him?
Annie, it's like... like... A part of it for me.
Wake up!
Wake up, motherfucker!
Hm, how do you do CPR (artificial breathing) in dogs?
I found 4 places called "Starbucks."
What happened?
And then you become a mother, right?
and it becomes a problem about children.
which one is good, because you really want to.
But then you need time for yourself.
That's why I started writing.
But it's like writing about Jay and kids.
then it becomes a job.
But I like my job. I like my job.
But I need exercise. I have to exercise.
That's not even for me.
That's like for others.
because I'm going crazy like a bat crazy, crazy, crazy.
I majored. I majored in college.
But you know, is really difficult
find the right time. I know.
To do anything, right? Yes.
If you don't do it, then you lose yourself.
do you want more?
No, I still enjoyed the previous , thank you.
You're very nice to talk to.
I feel like you understand me.
Oh, God I feel like we understand each other. Yes.
Where is your husband?
I don't know! Where is that jerk?
What was that? Isn't that the sound of the bell?
Lots of action tonight.
Yes, indeed.
Hey! Okay.
Can I help you?
Hi! I'm the mayor, Robby Thompson.
Nice to meet you? What happened?
Mayor? Oh, not in this area.
I'm the mayor from a different area.
from Thousand Oaks.
She's the mayor of Thousand Oaks
and I am his wife.
- OK. - Right.
we are out talking to other people
Convey to the world about Thousand Oaks.
What words?
Uh... uh... Whew...
Great city.
A pleasant city to be left with family.
The city has a small Baseball league
Unbeatable in all villages.
Nobody cares about Thousand Oaks.
Sorry, Your Honor.
"Your Majesty." Please. "Your Majesty" is my father's name.
"Mr. Major" will be fine.
Hello.
No!
Sit down!
Take it!
By the way we came out talking with people
about Thousand Oaks
and we collect donations
for the Big Brother charity program.
Thousand Oaks charity program.
Thousand Oaks.
What's with the latest trends now
a late night charity request?
I don't know. I do not understand.
Uh, of course we are accept money. Eh.
But what we really need
is the iPad that you use
That's a good idea.
A very good idea.
Really? I mean, really inspiring.
Yes, I'm sure they will use it.
Well, I have one.
Oh! Not.
Yes. I have it.
You're the one who actually gave this to me.
I haven't even had time to look around.
Oh, I don't need it. Just give it to them.
Do you mind if I...
God, no. Just love them. I do not care.
That seems like a good reason.
Thank you, thank you. This is really useful.
Nice to meet you! Have a nice evening!
Good night! Remember Thousand Oaks!
Hi, I'm the mayor. iPad!
That's it!
Ariel! Hakuna matata!
Go play there.
Jay. What happened to you?
I got epilepsy.
in your toilet.
But your dog saved me.
because other than diarrhea
I also have epilepsy.
Oh, God. Are you okay?
We have to go. It's time we go.
This is the right time for us to get out.
Now. Only now time for us to get out.
Because you know, This... Yes.
I used a little cocaine earlier. What?
once. Just once.
What once? One pull.
What? He did it only once. Continue?
Dear, Come on... Okay.
Thank you very much for your hospitality You're amazing.
This is your cocaine straw.
No, no, no. Please. Just save it.
Thank you.
Okay, please.
Thank you for helping our charity activities
but Annie and I must immediately move the kidney Oh, I really forgot.
I have to take my checkbook.
Thank you very much.
What?
"One pull"?
Who are you? What should I do?
Cocaine? Is that the answer to that question?
He offered me and I didn't want to appear to judge him it's partner pressure
I distract him.
With Cocaine? What is this? Scarface? (The film played by Al Pacino)
Are you lecturing me?
Is that what happens now? Yes!
mm-mm. No, I don't think so. Annie.
Annie. What about me being attacked by a dog?
I barely survived.
You're in the living room having fun with the boss and now are you angry at me?
What did I do? Oh, what are you doing?
You didn't delete the video, Jay!
I told you, Annie. I forgot.
"I forgot." "I forgot." I've heard you say that. "I forgot!"
Okay, alright! Actually I didn't forget!
I made a conscious decision to keep the video.
And I will keep it forever!
Because I'm in the video
which is the greatest night in my life.
So I want to save it.
For me alone.
And as a personal reference.
Yes, you want it.
But I clearly say doesn't want you to save it.
Because I don't want it to leak and guess what?
That leaked! It leaked instantly.
That part is an error.
I want to keep it for myself.
and then this damn application...
Stop talking about the application.
'because that is just your typical.
You always do something you like,
and I do everything. I do everything.
I bear this
Obviously, you don't use cocaine.
Maybe I have to use cocaine more.
Because I have never done it before and I seem to like it.
I'm pretty sure of the answer
not to use cocaine anymore.
But for this sex video. Tonight.
This is kind of
which reveals more about someone
Oh really?
Reveal everything about someone.
Do you know? Be quiet.
I tried to say it!
This kind of thing, crisis,
reveals one's identity from within.
and you, you can't think about anyone other than yourself.
Okay, that... Jay did what Jay wanted to do.
You have to go to a concert.
Three consecutive nights.
For work?
But that's my job, Annie. We are a team.
and the part I'm working on is to make sure the team works.
That's what makes me a good partner, right?
I don't want to just be a partner!
When do we stop having sex?
What?
Annie, it's not like we just stopped.
No, you know what I mean.
It's like, Why...
Why do we stop so that gets closer?
When did I become so annoying?
I don't know!
I think you're coming out
That's sad. I have some kind of explosion Really?
We must immediately find out who the person who sent this sms.
What are they...
making love in our car?
That seems so.
Sorry, friends. Yes sorry.
I won't even ask are you guys...
Yes. we were watching the video.
You said you wouldn't say anything.
I know we won't say anything but I can't lie to Jay.
And besides, we
we missed it because we didn't have time.
Oh, God!
Annie, no need to be shy.
She's right. No need.
Initially, yes, I thought it was.
But now I've seen it and nothing.
No, that is the most natural thing in the world.
I think it's possible...
No, of course that is.
the most embarrassing thing in my life.
Oh, no, no, no, no. You shouldn't feel embarrassed.
In everything you should feel proud.
Yes, Bodymu is amazing.
Oh, God. Okay.
Honestly, I admire you for that.
I can't believe you let he watch it!
Sorry.
He wants to watch it. I want to watch it. Look a little.
But then, we really got involved in it.
We are completely wrapped in it.
Oh, God!
Oh, by the way it's a great penis.
Yes. thanks.
To be honest, the whole passion is great.
Oh, God. We know. Yes.
Friends, can I ask for the iPad, please?
Really? I mean we... Dude!
Okay, alright!
This is it. You are obsessed with this thing.
Wait.
We will never discuss the matter tonight.
Of course.
Sure.
I have to go to the toilet and aspirin.
Yes, yes. Oh, of course.
Enter. Please.
Daddy. Mother. Hey, friend.
Hey, baby. Hey, Marta.
Howard is studying. Originally. In my room.
Annie, Jay.
A surprise, You guys
We just came from outside
drinking.
Celebrating Anniversarry
This. I'll get aspirin.
OK. I want to go to the toilet.
Want to change clothes?
Yes that's good. Thank you friend. I'll get you clothes.
Get out of the way!
So, here we are.
Yes, yes, yes.
Did you receive my text?
What?
Yes. You know, you should be more careful, Jay.
Wait, are you...
No. Because you guys are too...
Is this some...
Don't beat around the bush, Jay.
I think we both know I've seen your butt.
Did you see my butt?
What, do I have to spell it for you?
I have your sex video.
You're screwed up.
I have news for you. What?
I took the iPad again.
Did you take the iPad again? Yes.
That's amazing friend. Good business. Look at me.
Do I look like a kid who understands how to make
copy of MP4 or not?
Yes, you seem to be able. And look at yourself.
Circling trying to collect
The iPad again before running out of time.
Why don't you just remote wipe?
Can you do it?
Damn it!
Die me!
I almost killed a dog.
Yes.
But I have uploaded a video of your "sorry" buttocks to the YouPorn site.
The rating should be better tomorrow morning.
And unfortunately, the only thing that will make the video fall
is the original poster and that's me.
Okay, this is...
I understand. It's a joke, right?
You're kidding me.
You didn't upload...
What do you want? Hmm.
Do you want an Xbox?
Can you get me an Xbox? Do you want an Xbox?
What do you mean, the latest Xbox? Yes.
What do I look like to you, Jay?
An idiot kid? Not!
I want 25,000 in cash.
25,000 Dollars?
Howard. First, I don't have 25,000 dollars, relax first.
Besides that, what would you do with 25,000 dollars?
I will buy a horse.
Yes, I will buy a horse.
to please women.
I think now I have to talk to your parents.
Try it. Please.
I will lie.
They will trust me, not you.
Oh...
And you wouldn't dare to tell Annie about this.
I'll tell Annie.
OK.
But before that, think about
these three words, okay?
School. E-mail. "Explosion".
man! I want Ice Cream Who wants it?
Face it, Jay.
You're fucked!
I'm experiencing pressure in me.
Good chat, friend. Seriously.
dear.
Let's go home and call again that number until someone answers it.
I just want to know who sent this text.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh. Do you want to do something?
Want to do "4 flavors"?
Yes, let's do it. Yes.
Robby, there is no easy way for me to say this.
but your child is trying to threaten me 25,000 Dollars!
Jay, can you hear yourself now?
I mean, listen. You passed days that made you stressful, right?
Howard is just a child. He is not your problem.
When you wake up you will realize that
Why don't you see the computer, huh?
Check the cellphone!
For my sake? Jay.
I won't check the computer.
Because there's nothing there.
Whatever he says, I believe.
We're talking about Howard.
I have to go. Okay.
Take a break, okay? I'll see you at school tomorrow.
Oh, shit. Right, graduation day.
I forgot. Oh and hey.
I just want to say one more time. Good video.
I mean, I don't know if Annie is so flexible Robby. Robby. Yes?
Maybe we should stop discussing this matter now.
Yes, yes! Fair enough.
Next time. Yes. Or, you know, never.
Next time.
Mother, thank you very much.
I want to come over a sudden notification.
Oh sure, honey. Of course
Oh. Thank you.
Annie. Is everything okay?
Yes, yes. Alright
You and Jay? Are you okay?
Yes, I think so.
Are you sure you don't want the story what happened?
Yes, I'm sure.
Maybe next time.
Never.
There are a number of things that I want to share with you.
there are also things that don't
you may know until you die.
Okay, that sounds good. Okay.
What are you doing? God!
Hi, you can't continue so to me.
What are you doing, Jay?
I have good news.
Really good news.
I'm the postman remote wiped iPad.
I deleted the contents of the iPad from my computer.
Can you do it? Yes, can.
We succeed.
So, yes
It would be great if I knew about that from the beginning
In other cases, the better
A nice news if we are already
remote wiped the postman iPad.
Yes, that's good news What's the bad news?
What?
25,000 Dollars?
We will get... We don't have 25,000 Dollars!
We won't give it to Howard! Will not. That's crazy.
We will let the little bastard show it post it on the internet
so that the whole world sees it?
People we know? People we don't know?
God, my gynecologist will
disappointed me. Okay.
People from Deli will see what we do with salami!
Dear, can I tell you something that will
sounds crazy, but just come with me?
OK? I've seen so many
these online videos,
and you can't really say
Who are those people. Most.
And I'm sure that they all have someone
the video they don't want to see
but still make it.
Like the video I saw this "Corn-fed Cowgirl Gets Milked." (Cowboy Woman who feeds corn in Ahem) It's impossible for him to want his boss to see it.
because what happened there was very privacy.
So what do you mean? I mean is
If the video is there, which one will be there,
Do people really know that we are?
and if you really know,
Does that really matter?
I mean, maybe.
The coke-bender Hank Rosenbaum might not care But Piper CEO Brothers Hank Rosenbaum,
may be a problem.
dear.
Hank Rosenbaum has an 11-inch dildo
double size at home
Is it made by Piper Brothers?
Listen, I mean
maybe everyone has 11 inch dildos in their home
That's a good metaphor, baby. Thank you.
I thought for a moment, then
Maybe we don't really care
about what other people say.
I have an idea.
What? We haven't even seen our video I won't want me to watch it.
You don't have to. I will watch it.
and at least, we will know
what really becomes our problem (in making love).
This is it.
We will delete this video from the internet!
Why? What?
I've watched it! That is us.
Of course we are. Clear.
The camera is really amazing. Oh, God!
Remember the question I said to you about porn videos?
about how did you see the man?
Well, I see it and that's me.
and that's really terrible!
That's like the worst portrait of you.
Unless you make love for hours.
How about me?
you? You are the star.
I've already said it.
And now you will be in the cloud!
Oh, God. We have to do something.
We need 25,000 dollars to pay Howard.
It's good! Fuck Howard! I have another idea.
OK. You said at YouPorn, right?
We will be in it. Lord.
I know, baby. We will not appear there. Relax, okay?
The internet is not free-floating.
It's on a server somewhere.
it's not like a cloud.
You know, right?
Yes.
See, we find a business address.
This might be somewhere in the Valley area Where most porn companies are.
We are only 20 minutes away from the world capital of pornography.
Well, then what do we do?
I don't know. I mean
That's probably only a few people with their computers.
We will beg them
or whatever.
That's a good idea.
What about children?
We can't call mom again.
From here, turn right.
I think this is it.
Hello? Open!
Hello! Are there people inside?
This is the last time I asked. anybody home?
Hey! Hey, friend!
Hey! How are you, friend?
We are on a small adventure.
What adventure?
What kind of thing? Like "Scavenger Hunt."
Do you know what that is? That's a game.
Uh-huh. and it's called
Break through and Enter What?
Okay good.
SSST.
Hello?
What are we looking for?
Good question.
Yes, we are not really sure.
"Central Data Core."
- Here it is. - Let's do it!.
I think I've underestimated
extensive from YouPorn.
Yes, It's a little bigger
what you think
Jay! Oh God, What have we done?
We're going to jail, Jay!
We should get out of here. Yes. We better get out!
Can I help you?
OK. You are still here, okay?
OK.
Can I ask what happened here?
Can I ask if you run this?
This institution?
"Institution?"
Yes. I'm the bastard.
And you just made a big problem.
Where are you from, huh? from Hustler?
Um... Huh?
No.
With which crew do you run this? Xtube?
Is that it? not? RedTube?
Bangbros? No.
BangBus? No.
BigBoobAlert?
Are you with BigBoobAlert? No.
Then what? You say now.
Wait, no. Do not say.
- MassageCreep? - No.
We are not from MassageCreep. No, no.
KungPaoPussy?
No. No.
From BeaverBong? Tugjobs?
TrannySurprise? Nutflix?
- No, madam. - RealityKings?
NaughtyAmerica? Euro-Angels? AsianAngels?
SeducedByACougar? FuckStarTV?
Huh? The garbage? Not us.
SubmitYourBitch? No, sir.
Wankspider? No.
MonkeyCum?
Honey, what does Larry run? AThousandCumShots?
MonstersOfCock? No.
Are you with LadyBonersHD?
Sir, it's impossible for us to work together with ButtholeSandwich.
You're one of those bastards
- No. - No.
Not Playboy.
Did Hugh send you?
Listen, sir. If you can give me a little time to explain.
I know... Look at it, this is the problem.
You've made me in a situation
where my only choice is to hit you
or call the police.
Okay, sir, I know where you are...
Actually, I think we should beat them and call the police.
I also thought the same thing.
Listen. If you want to hit me, it's okay.
And if you want to call the police, please.
But there's a reason we did this and that's because
sometimes people do crazy things to protect their families.
And that's what happened.
We do crazy things.
We are really sorry.
To be honest we...
it's for our family.
You bastards...
You make porn videos.
and now trying to delete it from the server.
Daddy, can I feed the dog?
No, we can't feed these dogs.
What's your name?
I'm Jay. Annie.
Annie and Jay? Yes, ma'am.
You're Annie the writer "Who's Yo Mommy?"
Yes.
- I like your blog. - Is it true?
I read it all day. Oh, that's great
I mean, the way you wrote about
Mothers and parents.
Your marriage.
Oh, thank you. How old are your children?
Oh, this is 18 months. and this is 52 months.
Aw.
Honey, this is Annie and Jay.
Yes, well, I'm worried Annie and Jay
in serious trouble. Shh.
dear.
All you have to do is send me an email and I will delete it.
Do you know how many people
who made porn videos out there?
We get around 1,000 videos every day.
I don't have to display the video ponro
from people who don't want the video to be shown
There is no shortage of from porn videos.
OK? You don't have to damage my door!
We're really sorry, sir.
and we will cover all damage
Oh yes, you will bear it. Today.
And you will be very grateful because I feel sorry for you
and my wife who likes your blog.
No, we really thank you.
Very grateful. Thank you.
You're very kind.
Internet porn gets bad scorn in some cases,
but it's not feasible.
I always say this. YouPorn is a community.
A safe and supportive place that people can visit
to show videos they make love to each other.
That's really good.
It's beautiful.
I think so too.
But I want to ask you something
Why did you make this video
if you don't want to be seen by others?
I mean, you know why did you do it?
But what about you?
That's my idea, actually.
I just feel it's something different, you know.
Something new.
Yes, that's what I thought. "Something new."
Let me tell you something. I've seen so many porn videos.
That's not something people do when everything goes well.
That's what you did when you lost track
why did you make love at first.
That's a quick decision.
But that doesn't solve anything.
And there are many other situations that have bigger problems.
Look at Paris Hilton and Ricky Salomon.
Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee.
Pamela Anderson and Bret Michaels.
Vince Neil and Janine Lindemulder.
Janine Lindemulder and me.
All of these relationships have a bigger problem.
They all forgot why they made love.
at the beginning.
By the way,
Everything is 15,000 Dollars. How do you want to pay?
I thought it went smoothly.
I know. He is very kind.
Oh, God. What time is it?
We have to go to school for graduation day 9.
We have to get ready, you guys.
I have to tidy up my hair.
Come on! Come on! Fast! Fast!
♪ I don't want to be so complicated
Fast, fast, fast! We certainly can!
♪ Down in a new river
Okay, honey. eat, eat, eat
Passing through a hole and miraculously, Tadaa!
Take a look here.
Pretty good.
Comb!
♪ A simple new life ♪
Okay, let's go.
But I have to use this.
Use it in the car only. Hurry up!
Whoa!
I have to go backstage.
Go, go, buddy.
- We love you - Dah.
Mother, I want to find my class, okay?
Okay, honey.
Alright. We will follow later. See you later. Bye!
Hey, we're there.
OK. Oh good. Perfect.
Excuse me.
We succeed. Yes.
We get everything again.
I mean, we'll probably steal Howard's computer later.
How difficult will it be?
Hi.
I don't think I can
see Robby the same way again.
I'm pretty sure his feelings are the same,
if it really helps
I love you.
I love you too.
No. I'm serious.
I mean not like
the way we say it to each other so far.
I mean, I really love you.
And I'm sorry too about the video,
If you haven't said it yet.
Thank you.
You haven't told me yet.
I am anyway on the other side
feel happy it's happened
Because I'm thinking about
about what you said at Hank's house.
You say this
like "accidental video,"
Shows a lot about someone's identity.
And you're right.
And what do you know shows you?
you're generous.
You're good.
You're imaginative.
You always remember what's important.
You're ready for everything.
You're a little lighter when using cocaine.
But I think it's good quality.
I just thought you were really amazing.
That's why I made love with you at first.
Oh...
Do you know what this shows you?
That shows that you will do everything
to get the iPad-iPad back to me.
And I don't want to be with other people
when this makes the fans like it.
God, I'm fascinated.
I'm fascinated.
I love you.
Sorry. This is in a public place.
Oh, hi mom. Sorry. Hi.
Good morning everyone.
Let's all relax and sit down.
My name is Principal Rodriguez and I want
welcome everyone.
for 4th grade graduation events.
I first want to introduce
Our yearbook video maestro,
Clive Hargrove. Yes!
Whoo!
This is the video I made
which shows the years of fun that we experience
taking photos and videos is very important
because it reminds us
what really matters
Aw...
and all the fun times we felt
Now, I present to you our annual 4th grade videos.
You've deleted the video from your computer, right?
Already, Jay?
"Video 1" or "Movie 1"?
"Video 1", I think.
I love you. Phone 911. Okay.
That's "Video 1." No. wait, it looks like "Movie 1."
No! Not "Movie 1."
Wait, is this the most recently opened ?
Yes. No! the most recently opened.
What is Frankensync? Hurry, honey, fast.
It's okay. This is the right thing to do. Damn. You are okay?
I'm not fine, man.
OK. Uh, uh...
Why isn't Tess taking you to the hospital?
and I'll make sure your laptop is safe.
man! That's crazy.
You brought him to the hospital.
I'll take care of the laptop.
No, wait, I feel like
Be careful, slow down Be careful
- Hey everybody. - Hmm?
Let's relax and remember
if we have many things to celebrate.
Your mother got an offer on her blog.
I'll fix it. So why did you jump?
I already said, honey. Daddy slipped.
That's why it's so important
to always use a fence
and save your video safely.
Can I go out and buy ice cream with Howard and Marta?
Um...
No Why?
Because it's family home evening.
and after this I think we will all go buy donuts.
and maybe laser toys
- Cool. - Are you sure can you move?
I'm right.
I'm sure.
Howard. Jay.
We already said, Clive is busy tonight
Please ask for your time.
So? I know what you will do, you jerk.
I don't understand what you are talking about, Howard.
by holding Clive.
Looks like I have the right to what I do to my own child.
You'd better be careful.
Are you threatening me, Jay?
I won't pay you anything, son of a bitch.
Have you seen what I did?
I jumped from the balcony.
You don't want to block me.
I don't care anymore. And that makes me very dangerous.
Yes, boy.
This is the last copy
Your stupid video, okay?
I have deleted all the other copies.
Why do I have to trust you?
Do it for Clive's sake.
To protect it.
There shouldn't be a problem here
So I made a sacrifice.
And also, he's my only friend and I really want to go with him.
I can appreciate that decision.
Trust me, Jay.
Returning this to you is more difficult
than you imagined.
Yes, that's a good move
Give it to me.
I'll be back tomorrow.
See you later, then, weird kid.
Just like that? Yap.
That's the last copy.
OK?
Hmm?
Wait!
Only this? Only this.
And we don't have to watch it all.
We can speed it up a little Okay? Mm-hmm.
Hello.
Hi.
And welcome...
I'm glad we didn't go playing roller skating.
Put your foot between my buttocks.
then you lick my armpit.
Really? Mm-hmm. That's what is said here.
Alright.
Armpit.
How is it?
OK.
I will be very impressed.
Okay, I'm starting.
One, two, three.
OK. Can?
Alright. Come here. Should I go in?
Oh, wow. Yes.
OK? Yes.
- Yes, really. Come on - Yes? Okay.
Yes. Sure, honey.
Oh, God. This is so sweet.
Thank you for doing this. This is my dream.
Always want to do this.
- You got such a great outfit, honey. - Thanks.
♪ Take me out to the ball game
♪ Take me out to the park
♪ Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks
♪ I don't care if I've ever got back
♪ One, a-two, a-three strikes you're out
♪ At the old ball game ♪
Are you ready?
Yes. Certain.
On!
Pelerku! Pelerku!
No, don't touch me, don't touch me! please!
Do it!
Ow! Shit!
Oh, God. Your vagina hit my knee!
Dear, I've studied while in college. I can do it!
On! Oh...! Oh...!
You failed to land!
♪ Oh, they don't know what love is...
Yee-haw! Wow!
♪ They don't know what love is...
♪ But l-l-l-l-l-l...
♪ I know what love is
♪ Come on, baby
♪ Let's show, show them how to do it
♪ Do it
♪ Do it, do it, do it, baby ♪
♪ Oh, oh...
♪ Yesterday just another day
♪ Just like any other day
♪ For we going to change this mind
♪ Keep around like we've got mountains of time
♪ Won't you come and sit down?
♪ Yes, right here on the ground
♪ Tell me the story of how we met
♪ Not that I never let you forget
♪ I wanna be yours I wanna be ours
♪ I want to do the stuff in the back of your car
♪ I wanna be good I wanna be cruel
♪ I want to be the girl that you wanted in high school
♪ I want to be a model I wanna be clever
♪ I wanna feel this way forever
♪ I want to be the one I want to be the one
♪ I want to be the one that makes you come undone
♪ Oh...
♪ Oh, oh...
♪ You can make me feel like a girl
♪ Just shout out the rest of the world
♪ Lay your head on my heart
♪ Or you can just pull my body apart
♪ Yesterday, just another day
♪ Just like any other day
♪ I think we just changed this mind
♪ We've got tiles of times
♪ I wanna be yours I wanna be ours
♪ I want to do the stuff in the back of your car
♪ I wanna be good I wanna be cruel
♪ I want to be the girl that you wanted in high school
♪ I want to be a model I wanna be clever
♪ I wanna feel this way forever
♪ I want to be the one I want to be the one
♪ I wanna be the one that makes you come undone
♪ Oh, oh...
♪ I wanna be yours I wanna be ours
♪ I want to do the stuff in the back of your car
♪ I wanna be good I wanna be cruel
♪ I want to be the girl that you wanted in high school
♪ I want to be a model I wanna be clever
♪ I wanna feel this way forever
♪ I want to be the one I want to be the one
♪ I want to be the one that makes you come undone
♪ Oh, oh...
♪ Oh, oh... ♪
♪ You look so much better now that you have found her
♪ So much better with your arms around her
♪ In a world that's all your own
♪ Never spend another night alone
♪ You look so much better
♪ You look so much better...
♪ You look so much better now that you have found her
♪ So much better with your arms around her
♪ In a world that's all your own
♪ Never spend another night...
♪ Alone... ♪