Oh!
Ow!
Please! Please!
Am I dead?
You're not dead yet You have been taken without your desire Kobe? Who is that?
Dr. Phil? What is happening?
I don't know. I'm working on a teen band show
and suddenly, I woke up here
The children will be angry Hello, brother
You don't know me, but I know you You two play the game with other people to live...
but, today, you today will play a game for your life
Now, you two are breathing in a deadly gas You have 120 seconds to reach the antidote...
or you die Oh, God! We better get out of here!
Let the game begin
Situation!
Hit the metal arm with something Situ
Damn it!
Sorry
Shaquille, I'm not mad at you...
but we only have one minute of death Delete the sound "No"
Have your success Oh!
Just make a pesky basket!
For what!
You have hurt my feelings
Your feelings! Care about your feelings!
Everyone with their feelings!
"I'm so fat. " "My child is annoying." "Help me."
Just shut up!
Why can't I manage anyone?
I'm really stupid and useless! Mama is right!
Hey! Hang on. You are a brilliant doctor Not really that What? I just tell people _ to "really mean it"
I'm not even a psychologist I'm an electrician
I have failed, Shag. I have disappointed you
Booyah! Yes!
the remaining 30 seconds!
This won't work Of course he wants us to cut through our feet You're first
Crap
Yeah.
Maybe you're not enough brave like a man
I think your mom is right
Never!
Who is the fear now, Mama?
Candy from a baby
Oh, God! I have succeeded. We are saved
What's wrong? Wrong foot
Trophy
Nobody believes it in the first year of the 21st century
if our world is observed...
in a way like a person with a microscope with careful research on living things
in a drop of water
# I like big butts and I cannot lie #
#You other brothers can't deny #
#That when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist #
#And round thing in your face, you get sprung #
#Wanna pull up tough 'Cause you noticed that but was stuffed #
# Deep in the jeans she's wearing '#
# I'm hooked, and I can't stop starin '#
# Oh, baby #
But it is across the space gap
there is a very bad crime that is ready to release itself
on the human race without being suspicious
You wake up too early. Let's go back to sleep Come on
Please
Hello? Hello?
Tom! Oh!
I know you miss me. Oh, I miss you too. God, you look great I'm here to thank you for the preparation for a job interview for me This is not a good time
Now that I only need something busy me when Cody isn't home
She's only 11 years old
Last year I entered he was in a military school
A good program should be
Boys, children, you understand, they develop very fast I heard you started dating again Get to know you, I think he's definitely a smart person
"Quixotic."
90 points!
Oh, you know, your work with parents really gave me inspiration, Tom
I mean, they have many things to teach us...
and we also have so many things to teach them You know, in the end they... are really just like us...
it's just... older
I hope a new career will help
I have to forget everything bad memories
I'm sure you have memories too. He's a kind of person you can't forget Sometimes, I wake up in the middle of the night thinking about where he is, and then I remember I know you miss him too, but is really the hard thing for me
I'm confused but if you don't get out your emotions...
they will suck in yourself and explode out
The harder you try it, is harder for you...
until you can't stand it anymore
Oh!
Like you carry a very heavy burden
Sometimes your problem becomes so big
And then what did you say to yourself? Jesus!
Yes, you can change religion or family and friends...
but in the end, you still will feel the pain
Maybe that's why I want to be a nurse
I really understand everyone's emotions
I think I always have intelligence to be
Oh,
Ryan, go home. You have worked 16 hours without stopping
Come on, I need to overtime
Don't worry, ok?
Me
Ryan! What are you doing
That's a lot of gold
No, not the monkey!
They loose
Damn, Tom! What happened back there!
Aw, come on, Ed. That can happen to anyone
Oh yeah? Do you know what your problem is?
If something starts rather it's hard, you always give up You're right. I stopped Ah, you don't understand, don't you?
You can be the best, if you can see / pass everything
I don't know. The right one
What can I tell you, Ed? I don't think I'm good
Maybe I don't have the ability to do it
What are you saying? You can secure the difficult H-500 unit, right?
Aw, right. It's easy
Tom Ryan. I haven't seen you for a while
I spend every time in my life to run a crane God, I hate my work Yo, Tom! Where are you from?
Mahalik.
Yo, C.J., this is my friend Tom Ryan
We used to work together at the dock Yah! Yes hi! Yes hi!
Hey, Tom. How is your family? Do you remember Marilyn?
Your beautiful wife how can I forget? He has divorced me
Yeah, I know. I've slept several times with him
What? I've also
Are you talking about Marilyn? Which is easy to tease
My father introduced me to him Since the divorce, it feels like my life has no purpose
Sometimes I walk with feeling like an undead
Don't joke about zombies. That's what there is real
Do you know Nashawn, who is on Jalan 120?
Yeah.
He told me one day he heard zombies were messing up the garbage
The next morning, he is lost Uh What? Ok
How can you "be lost"?
Because nobody knows where you are when they realized you weren't there!
I'm asking
So you tell me if you can appear and disappear at the same time
No, man. You can't appear and disappear at the same time
He is not David Copperfield (magician)! Uh, you guys Mmm. No
But you can't disappear from an place and appear in one other place
So when you show up, you never disappear And when you disappear, you can never show up Except... you're a undead
Damn it!
Hey, that makes sense. You should blog about it
I'll put it on MySpace (My place) You do it!
Hey, Tom.
Do you know what you need to do, man? You need to leave all this
You need to rest. Oh, I don't know No, no. He is right, man. You have to come and go fishing at the end of the week
Me and Mahalik, we found a good place last summer
Yeah. Great place
Hey. Are you cold?
A little. Hmm.
Hey. Look, man, um
I'm not down-low or anything, ok?
Oh, it's okay, bro. Me too
Hey, what are you doing? Relax, man I just tried to take a little beans
C.J., what are you doing?
I just want to eat a little nuts. Huh?
See? Peanuts.
# I've been alone with you inside my mind #
#And in my dreams, I've kissed your lips #
#A thousand times #
# I sometimes see you pass outside my door #
# Hello #
# Is it me you're looking for? #
# I can see it in your eyes #
# I can see it in your smile #
# You're all I've ever wanted #
#And my arms are open wide #
# 'Cause you know just what to say #
#And you know just what to do #
Ooh, honey #And I want to tell you so much #
# I love you. #
Yeah... We catch lots of fish Yeah.
Black cod.
Damn Tom, you don't- I don't want you to think that-
Hopefully, this doesn't affect opinion--
Why did you do that, and that was the first time I met him?
It's too late, Tom.
Hey, Marilyn. I think you moved
Now I can only afford this. You've taken everything in divorce except my name.
No, actually, yesterday the judge gave me that.
Now you have known as "Horace P. MacTities."
I'm sure your new husband will be happy He is a good man. A giver, not like you
You never care about our children Hey, that's not true. I'm a good father Children!
Dad?
Hi, Dad Hey, Rachel.
How are you there, uh... Princess?
Already locked
Hey! Let me help you with that.
I have to do it. No problem I'm really okay. Me too
Good. You take it.
I'll meet you on Tuesday Hey, Marilyn.
That's a good view for you, pregnant
I'm no longer pregnant!
I didn't mean to forgive me If you want to improve everything, maybe you have to start with our children
You're right. Those children are everything I have in this world
Yes, children... and my car Ow!
Mr. Koji, it looks like we need someone new for accounts (reports / notes / accounts) Norris
Again?
Every day we don't have people looking for this woman, I lose big money What happened to the last girl? Yoko. Look at
Holy shit!
There are people who put towels under their noses or something.
That's Norris's house, Mr. Koji. They say it's a curse house Nothing is like a curse Don't be ridiculous It's just a fairy tale for the old mother's mother
I need someone there today or I'm in big trouble Hello. I'm Cindy Campbell.
I was looking for work caring for at home
I was given a recommendation by a friend family, but unfortunately, I have
Oh, God!
Don't care about him. He just slipped and fell
You are my best new employee. Ready to start today?
Oh, so fast. I don't know Oh, believe me. Uh, you will like this job
Come on, I'll show you. We can be there in 10 minutes
Come on! Let!
Mr. Koji?
Hello?
Oh, God! Oh!
Ok, oh.
Oh, let's raise you and Oh!
OK, come on. Let's start
Oh, I'm sorry. You're there
I saw you met Mrs. Norris. He is catatonic Yes, I'm trying to raise it back to bed
I'm afraid that he will get hurt / sick
You know, when I entered, I saw it lying here on the floor
Of course, I help. You hold his leg, I hold his hand
Ny. Norris, I'm here to look after you
Yes, I'm also very happy to meet you See? This job is perfect for you. Let me show you the whole house Right here
So, what do you think?
I don't know. There is something strange about this house
A presence. A presence? Don't be funny There's nothing wrong with this house. Funny
I always dream of staying at home like this with my husband...
but I think everything is only in...
the past.
Who wants to look up?
It's a good environment, close to school and shopping places All the floors are nice. Has passed almost every inspection
A 100-foot backyard
And next to this is the bathroom
Very big, very...
good
It's good
It seems like a place that is extraordinary to work...
but I just can't get rid of the feeling of... something evil
Something evil? That's crazy Do you know anything about people who used to live here?
People? No, don't know about the person. I don't remember anything
Mr. Koji, is there something strange going on in this house?
Strange? Don't be stupid This house is very normal I'm sure you're right, and... but there is someone who is watching us.
Mr. Koji?
That's me... just very happy for hiring you
Very enthusiastic
We provide benefits for health and dentists and two weeks of paid leave!
I hope... you can start work today!
Maybe work one week!
You can take this job...
we give a very good chance for you.
Mr. Koji, is something you didn't tell me?
I was... dirty.
So... work?
I'll take it
Take your gloves! I'm in the backyard!
Robbie, come on. Let's go!
That's not the way you can pass him
Look, Rach, this is a man's item You have to trust me.
All right, Robbie, are you ready for the Tom Ryan Express?
Yeah, maybe, one day, I can grow exactly like you Alright, I know I've let you down...
but you don't understand how difficult it is to be a father Okay, if you start, tell me
Are you okay?
My eyes! my eyes!
Oh, more... good
I'm sorry. Oh, it's okay
I've taken a ball on my face Hi, I'm Cindy Campbell, your new neighbor Tom, Tom Ryan.
Do you like living here alone?
I, I am becoming Ny. Norris...
but... yes, for the first time in my life, I'm alone
I understand that feeling
It's not always like that. I know
You think you've found your life partner Yes
And then one day you go home...
and find what you call your life partner are in bed with strangers
Yes, not a stranger at all. Sammy Sosa.
Sounds like being known?
No, not at all
But I know how it feels to be injured so...
and the worst thing is that you have to suffer to get past it
Alone? It seems that we have a lot of things Same
We have spent each of us having Dinner
Sentence sentence
Yes... maybe everything we need is a friend
I like that
I'd better see Mrs. Norris
It's time to insert the urinating pipe, and after that...
I have to rub between the fold fat...
and I have to clean it
I have to open it and then
... empty the colostomy place and...
Darkening his saliva
That's very good
Will I meet you again? Certain
Ok.
Ok, Mrs. Norris, it's time to dig the doody bubble
Whoa... Oh! Ow!
Ny. Norris.
Have you noticed anything that's weird about this house?
Yes! Yes! Not?
Yes!
Oh, maybe you're right. Maybe I'm really silly
Now just relax We start. Ok
Oh, you pity. You don't need to be afraid I'm here to look after you
You know, I think we'll be a good friend I think so. It is true. Take it easy
Turn the ear's ear
Ok. OK
That's right. Oh, it feels good Ok
Do you like this, huh?
Tasty and warm. It tastes good, doesn't it?
Oh, God! Oh! Oh!
Really forgive me!
Robbie!
Come on!
Let's throw old pig skin!
Ooh.
I'm sorry. I don't see you there. Are you OK?
It's okay. My throat that made the gust
Thank you God. I can't control my anger. My son
What's wrong? You look scared Oh, nothing. It's just
Something is happening in this house
Last night, I saw a face
Does the face have a nose? Yes, That sounds like a face And then there is this weird hand in the shower...
and this terrible item above
I can't get past all this anymore
Oh, I understand. There is another man
You still love him, don't you? I wish you all the best
Wait! You don't understand This is painful to talk about, but you have the right to know it I've been married once
Get out of the way, bitch! Don't call I'm a bitch! You're nothing!
Shut up you!
Indeed, married twice
My husband and I live in our dream (dream / dream)
Sister and brother, your challenger, Cindy Campbell
Stay relaxed, Cindy. Remember your training.
Always remember, where the next boxing comes from.
after 20 battles, I can't be defeated
Only one opponent still blocked between me and the belt You understand this. He is nothing Tiffany Stone!
Cindy, listen to me I know you feel scared, but I believe in you. You can win this
And if I win, George, then you will tell me what is the meaning of my vague name?
Yes, I promise Ok. Now stick with photos and start with right
Pay attention to your feet
Let's start!
Whoa, whoa! You do it one more time, I will reduce your grades, you hear?
I got it! Hey, look!
I can't stand it anymore!
And that's when I lost my calm and made the biggest mistake in my life Cindy, don't!
Ooh, nickel!
No!
Get out of the way!
George!
No!
If I don't make that review, all these things won't happen
I blame myself for everything. Indeed you have to
But, Cindy, the past is the past
Maybe you should think about about the future
If I will ever love again...
must be with someone who can be there for me
I don't have a good record in that department. Just ask my son.
I have. What is the "cock monger"?
Uh... that's really not important
What is the problem is I have disappointed many people Oh.
I have to go. Wait!
Maybe I'm not destined to to be happy...
but there is something about you which makes me want to try it
What is happening? I do not know!
Why is the sky so dark?
Why does the wind lead to a storm?
Why don't we have a dryer?
I have never seen a cloud like that!
Are you okay? Yes, Do you believe in thunder? No
The storm is so scary. I've never seen anything like that.
Neither have I. Imagine it out there
The latter sounds very close
Don't be scornful, never grab the same place twice Where is Rachel? I think he is with you
Oh, you're there
Ok. Already. We're fine The last lightning is smelled like
Giant (giant / huge) turd
Yes, thunder
I'll go find Robbie.
Play it again, see if it can be turned on
I don't know what is happening. The car can't walk, it can't just
Start!
Go (start / go)!
Fill my stomach has stopped moving! Why?
How is everything, Marvin? I can turn on this car; now it's not alive
Try changing solenoid. Great idea
Death to America!
Aw, shit!
Run away!
# Karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon... #
Good suit!
Thanks.
Where are you riding, G? Move, dawg!
Hello?
"Hello"?
You live here
Your Japanese is poor, makes my ears hurt
Are you a ghost?
Yes, I was killed and I lost my soul It's very sad, My life is also tragic
You blame me for someone who doesn't care
I know a secret to defeat aliens OMG! Tell me!
The answer is in my father's heart pay attention to his blood
Wait!
I can't read that
That's better
Let's go, honey! Let's go!
Robbie, Daddy is home!
What is that? What is happening?
Death
Dad, talk to me. What is happening? There is no time to explain it Alien attack!
Indeed, that concludes Fill this with food. We will leave this house in 60 seconds
My ass!
Penis
We have to go
Cindy! Tom!
Run! Where are you going
Someone is out there, someone who knows how to stop all this Oh, you won't understand. I understand Come with me. Oh, I want it too but my children
I... think this is goodbye
If this is over, promise me if you will find me, that you will never forget me...
that you won't give up to get me until I get back in your arms In a living state? Yes, I promise
Goodbye, Cindy.
Hey, wait!
Solenoid... for good luck
Marvin! Did you enter the solenoid?
Yeah, I got one from that next to it
Enter into. Why do we have to?
Because now you are my responsibility, and like it or not, only I have you
Now!
Hey. Hey! Thanks, Lord
Hey! What are you doing
Get in the car, Marvin. Come on, Tom, stop joking
Get in the car, Marvin, or you will die Ok, fine
No, wait for me. Still locked
Why did you reach out at the same time? What do you mean?
All right, in a matter of three. Are you counting now?
One, two, three, open the door!
Ok, in a matter of three. One, two
Three
Don't do it. You tried to bother me. Still locked
I started counting. One, two
Don't count the time I count. I have a problem with that.
What's wrong with you? Turn your mouth aside.
If you look at me, I can't count. Are you crazy?
One, two, three! Two three!
Don't do it at the same time. You say "three."
You continue "four" Can you count? Four.
So at your "three" or "four"? There is only one "three"
I'm trying to get in the car. So you did "four"
You say, "three." So you do on "three" or I do "two"?
For Christ's sake! I heard "three"
If my count is "three," you do it on the count "four"
Now it's "four" Why do you have to continue "four"?
You gave "four" to me first and you took my "four".
But I have to count to "three" first. You stole my "four"
Let me say "three" Now I have to wait for you, huh?
Do you want black men to wait again? Do what you want
That's what I did. Why don't you do that?
Why did you reach it when I said "three"? It's all about it
Am I still starting at "four"?
When I say "three," Don't worry about "four"
You have all the time in the world!
You can go home, watch television and come back and then open the door!
Alright. One
No. Not "one." I am out. No, thank you
I'll take the next one. Is that good for you?
Jesus. Attitude
Seriously, I'd better die
"A girl has a duck's .
" She feeds and takes care of her pet duck.
"But one day, the duck was released and escaped from the girl.
" The duck ran on the road and kept running...
until he found a pool. "
Mr. President, we just got the word...
the planet is being attacked by aliens
Oh. Ok
" The duck is back. "
Sir? They has deleted part of our city
If nothing is done, they will kill us all I see. Okay, we'll take care of the problem for a moment But now, I need to find out what is happening with the duck Sir, with time gone by, more people will die People will die too No matter with...
but this duck still has a chance to fight I've read the story, sir. President
The duck dies.
God! That's really horrible
Mr. President, alien? We are under attack.
Do you mean, right now all of the parents of children will die?
Not as bad as it looks
They won't die alone. I'm sure they will die with other people you love Even though it's Santa Claus?
No, of course not. There is no such thing as Santa Claus Just like Tooth Fairy, essay story
Easter Bunny Never existed
Female orgasm.
Wait and see what happens if you try to find out
What's wrong? Are your parents all divorced?
I can give you a little advice, if you want Oh, I forgot. They are all dead
Alright, now, let's continue on another story, "Rumpelforeskin."
"Stiltzkin," sir. We have to take you to the White House
I just don't get children Remind me to sign the abortion law. Yes, sir You can go through the exit door in front...
or hole beside the plane
We realize you have the choice in the airline company...
and we appreciate you flying along with the Southern Coast Air
Thank you. Hello?
Hey! That is mine! I found it!
Cindy? Brenda?
Oh, God. It's been so long
Yeah, too long I thought you were dead Oh, I also thought you were dead What are you doing here? Do you also join this plane?
No, I'm trying to get a good story
Now I'm a reporter. I work for a local newspaper.
Wow, really good for yourself I'm on a duty. Look at this
Here is Detroit.
And this is Detroit after the attack.
Oh, God
The attack was very devastating It's over, Cindy. Humanity has lost the war
No, no. There is still hope I have reason to believe that there are people there who have the answers...
maybe also a way for us to fight back Come on. That will make a great story Maybe. But how can we get there?
None of these cars can work
Wait. See if this works
Hey! I have the last car that still works in New York!
This is our street! Ha ha!
You're right, Cindy. That's pretty successful Me
See all who are injured Very sad
Mice have big butts, man!
Oh! It will take long to fix it!
Dude, I need a warm bath after all that
What happened here?
Zombies (undead)! Shit!
Let's go!
Don't let them bite you!
Good news! They can still feel the electrical voltage Grandma? Zombies have got my grandmother!
Dead, Grandma! Die!
I love you! I love you. Mahalik?
See what they did to my grandmother!
Whoa!
The woman raised me from birth
Hey, he has a car. He has a car Give us a car and the key!
This is not my car. I want to give the key, but I can't. This is not my car This is not my car. Don't worry, kid. The door is locked There is no way they can
Pull the robot out of the chocolate. But that is just common sense. Oh, maid!
Daddy! Kid!
Whoa!
Why?
Alright
Back off! Back off!
Give me the gun. I use the car What should I do to him?
I don't want the car. I only need the gun
I can't give up the gun. I want the car
So, you need a shotgun, and you want a car.
What do you want? Yes, I never had a knife
Ok. Let's all exchange in a matter of three
One, two, three
Is this true?
I don't think so
Dad, they took the car
Yes, uh, let's continue.
What? That is all? Have you given up?
Yeah, that's right. I have given up
You want a hero. Go find someone else.
Why?
Let's go
Now, let me straighten this out:
The girl hugged her duck, and then the duck died?
Mr. President, our nation is under attack
Find me Homer Landsquiddy.
You mean, "Homeland Security."
Sir, this woman is a witness to the attack What can you tell us? They are indestructible
His clothes are burning on everyone's body
People who are naked in all places
Are you naked too? No
Thank you God. Finally there is also good news
Bring him a souvenir Lil 'Kim Lil' Kim got my sandwich
Caution, Russell Crowe Get a call!
R. Kelly, don't piss on me!
Blobs of my beautiful woman!
Where are we?
I'm not sure, but I think we are close It should be close to miles 62.
Is something wrong?
No, it's just...
I met a man, and I want to know if he is safe Oh, you love him, Brenda.
What's the name? I might have loved it
Tom Ryan.
Yeah, is he, a big, big man in China?
Not... not
But he is the kind of man I want to live together until the end of my life
Cindy! See!
What is this place?
I don't know, but the father of the boy's is in situ We must try to enter But we have to interfere in with clothes like this
Brenda, look. He is a good boy Ezekiel?
Ezekiel, where are you?
Ezekiel, do we have to run a foot race?
No trick
That's it!
He's capable.
Friends of friends. Don't be afraid of voices from those who can't speak
There is a truce between our villages and creatures outside the border
Now, who wants to say a small prayer?
Ooh!
Ah, Ezekiel.
Peepee.
Peepee pussy.
Amen
Holly.
For what purpose are you disturbing
celebration of the domestic alliance
from Mordecai and Hoss?
The guard caught two people outside near the deck of the room
Who are you?
I have to talk to you. I was sent by your son Don't be ridiculous I don't have a son. That is not true!
I know who you are. I've seen the photo
I'm still young. I need work. No
at Ny's house. Norris
I don't know whose house it is
They gave me medicine. No matter about that
You are an outsider. The board that will decide your fate Questions from outsiders are now being questioned
But first, Martha, do you have news?
Nathaniel Winston and Alice Smith
has told me I will mean their arrival He intends to immediately have sex with him He intended to fight but finally gave up
Amos, does anyone worry you?
We now have a majority of those who want to say "I am"...
instead of I am. "
I'm for that. I don't fight it. Silence!
We have an important problem to discuss
I'm afraid of the presence of outsiders
will be interesting those we don't talk about If you say about them which we don't talk about...
haven't you talked about that too? about things we didn't talk about?
Didn't say about that or about where
we talked about without talking about it... about
Elder Hale. We should welcome outsiders among us
Jeremiah, do you have to look after your tongue?
I'm sorry, Elder Hale...
but sometimes my tongue moves beyond my ability to control it This is a problem that I have had a lot of experience Maybe I can help him in one room where no one else
Or all of you can see it. I really don't care.
Silence After this, how do you bring your things that we don't talk about...
and tuck in my place where I like
Silence!
Elders will negotiate
Ah. Better
I'm not in my house, right?
No
Outsiders, we have decided to let you live with us so you will be safe from those who we don't or not.
Discussed
But now you have become a part of our village...
understand this:
You can't go again.
No! Not!
How did your son die?
The fate of the world is at stake. You know what to do
What are you? Did you kill him?
This is nonsense that we will not serve
I agree with that. I don't agree This village isn't like it used to be
Only a few hours of the devastating alien attack world leaders have gathered in United Nations
Today, the darkest time in human life... the human race has switched, as one...
for wisdom and leadership
from the President from the United States
Sister and brother, President from the United States
Go their assault, tiger
They mean you, sir Oh, yes, sure
So... an Indian, a Frenchman, and the Pope are all on the plane
The pilot said, "Hey, are there any of you who haven't been circumcised?"
So the Pope pulls up his clothes and says...
"Shut up, stupid. You can't even speak English."
Israelis ask people Japanese to open their eyes...
but the Japanese said, "I'm not _ winking, you're a crazy Jew.
You sold me these cheap glasses."
What's the difference between a Belgian and a pile of dog poop?
Belgians drink wine, but the dog poop smells good
But, on a serious note, I today are here, uh...
"un"... because the earth has been attacked.
I'm happy to report that we might have found a way to fight them My military advisor on Pentagram
has been able to do impossible things
They have got one of the rifle heat rays of alien creatures
As you know, hot rays damage the body, leaving clothes alone
Our engineers have been able to reverse the opposite beam from the weapon with the hope that now can be reversed
on invading aliens
Okay, where am I?
Ah, yes, we hope that the alien shield will be vulnerable with this weapon
Everything, please!
Please, everyone. Now, I know if this new technology might look scary....
but deep down I believe that this hot cannon
is our best opportunity Let me show you guys
Now see if the item is plugged into
Uh... not a good sight
Everything falls apart and flaps here and there
Look at this little pink tool
Someone gets lubrication oil, and we apply it around here That
Harper. Oh God, all these people are naked
Are you not shy? Do you have no manners?
Sir, you are naked, too. Me too?
I think it's only leather outerwear. Sir!
This is not a button? Not!
I've pulled this tool up and down like a zipper
Mr. President, please
That's more about ducks again Do you see this red weed ( mourning / marijuana) clothes?
No
Daddy, how long will it be until Mother's?
I don't know I'm not sure how much longer I can bring your sister
I have gone on
Then who is I going to pay you
Stay close, Rachel.
Daddy, look!
Hey! Hey! You! I want to help!
Robbie! Oh, no Don't move. For God's sake, stay there. I will be right back!
Hey! Hey, you guys. I want to help Great!
Wait! Are you crazy?
No! They will pay half for my faculty Kick ass Robbie!
Yes! What is wrong with you?
Hey, look at that person. This is so great!
Robbie! Robbie!
Rachel! Rachel!
Small child, are you alone?
You need to come with me
I will secure you, yes, children?
Uh-uh.
Do you have a little sister? Get away from it!
Run away, kids!
Move a tripod (footstool foot), if necessary!
Don't go! I get Ferris wheel and one chimp...
and one big bed and soft, we can all sleep on it.
No, please!
Not my real face!
No!
Right here
Follow me to a safe place
Ow! Follow me to a safe place
I don't know about this. I'm a great appraiser of character
Alright. Yeah.
That's all
Oh, Brenda.
Yes! You succeeded!
You learn quickly and produces excellent butter
Are you sure you never shook it?
From where I came we didn't call it churning Pee-pee pussy.
Fast! To the cellar
No!
This is an underground warehouse. That is a septic tank
Damn it!
Fast!
Boogedy-boogedy-boogedy.
Boogedy-boogedy-boogedy-boogedy.
Hey! You're not a monster Old Lady Henderson?
And Face Pig Joe!
What has happened?
This is Henry.
He has suffered a heart attack that was carried by this knife
Who did this?
That's... Ezekiel.
Henry, you need to go to the hospital
It's not too late. We will help you
Maybe you can start with don't lean on the knife
Don't care about him, Cindy.
We have sent the most capable people from our village to get medicines
I'm so dead Please, leave me alone with Cindy and Brenda.
I have a lot to tell them Listen to me carefully
I'm not meant for this world Pussy. Brenda!
What? 50 Cent has been shot nine times. He is still hanging around
Tell me, Henry, who killed the boy? You not?
No, I really love him and his mother.
I should have been with him when he died That's really horrible
What has happened? You have to tell me
They go to the boxing match
For women's championship title
And a very bad accident happened
Oh, God
Only in America!
During this time, I was looking for the killer
if it's me, Brenda.
That's all my fault Henry, your son told me if you found the killer I will know how to defeat aliens And he is right. Don't you see it?
All you have to do is
Who let him out of prison?
His brother, the police
"A." Fuck
This, sweet
We will die, right?
Hey, nothing will happen to you. I haven't lost a single person yet
You lost Robbie. Except Robbie
No matter what now. The most important thing is that I'm here with you Try sleeping, ok?
Sing me a song "Lullaby and Good Night"?
I can't do that Sing me "Hushabye Mountain"?
I'm sorry, Rachel, I don't know that too
#You want this money #
#Then you gotta be a bad bitch #
# Shake that ass for a tip if you a bad bitch #
# Drop down to the floor if you a bad bitch #
# Oh, no, she doesn't have ho #
# She a bad... bitch #
Hey. Enter in
Sit down
His name is Oliver. Tom Ryan
I found this place. Lots of food
With two people who have just been killed above...
the person who "owns" this place. We can stay here forever.
Are you scared? Of course I'm afraid I'm not afraid. I've seen dead people often
I used to carry an ambulance in town...
but, what is clear, I am not a very strong driver It seems that I killed most people than I saved them Something about the siren that made me happy
Wham! Massacre.
But this is different. This is a war / battle
No, this is an extermination
There is no more war than war between humans and maggots...
or dragons and wolves...
or humans riding dragons, throwing wolves at maggots
Damn, Tom. You can't understand what I tried to tell you?
This alien must have a weakness I heard Japanese people killed some of them in Kikkoman
Kikkoman. It is soy sauce Yes. Low sodium What I tried to say, Tom, is you and I have to fight this
It is we who have to get out of the underground
Of course, we have to bury ourselves first...
but it will be useful
A cool breeze. Without sunblock. Worm worms.
If we build our tripod, they will have four legs
I have to show you something We will make tunnels from behind and scare them Hope we have a few spades, huh?
Daddy!
Rachel!
Rachel! Rachel!
What's the secret, Brenda? What have I missed?
Oh, please! More fake monsters?
Cindy!
Please! Please!
I promised I would find you, right?
Where are we? What is this?
A basket that has been connected to a tripod
Jesus!
I know, this is terrible. But why?
What will aliens do to us?
I don't know, but they take everyone
young, old, rich, poor, Chingy.
# Let's ride, then I drop the top #
Daddy! Rachel!
No! Daddy! Please!
Tom!
Am I dead?
You're not dead yet Brenda! Cindy!
Hey... it could be worse.
You want to exchange. Ok
Brenda, look!
I don't believe it. Aliens kill dinosaurs!
Hello, man. Welcome to tripod command
Where is Rachel? What have you done to my daughter?
Everything is in good time, Tom. But first, I want to play a game
The tool you use will be driven in 60 seconds
The button is on the wall behind Cindy who will turn off the race
But where is the key?
I'll give you a clue, Cindy.
Let's start the game
I... I don't understand Ok... Maybe this can help you "see"
Do you want me to... cut something?
That will be clear, huh
No
No! The key is behind your ear, ok?
Zoltar, enter here! This one will do it!
Fake eyes
Bad bar battles in 96
Oh.
Oh... oh, I hope this won't be a problem between us Of course not
Is it too late for me to try this one?
Silence! The game isn't finished Rachel! Daddy!
Daddy!
The thing that still makes our children alive, Tom, is you
Alright, good run
Ha! You expect that, do you really expect it?
On the contrary, I really takes it into account
I call it... "the nutcracker."
Why?
(strained) Sure
Tempura. Sushi. Sashimi!
Oh, Oh...
Sure. Follow his blood. Henry is his stepfather You are the biological father of that little boy!
Where did you meet him?
In the spring in Cabo. Then why?
I come in. Seriously, who cares?
What is this?
Enjoy your purple nurple, Tom.
Please, your son won't want this
His soul / spirit walks on Earth because of the pain you have given him
No, I passed the galaxy for revenge But this is my fault. Release the others
Oh, I don't think so. I want to see him writhe in pain!
Hey, Cindy! Look, I'm in TV, all of you! See!
I will shout for everyone!
Have you lost your mind?
Nothing... bitch slaps... Brenda!
Zoltar, please!
Oh, oh! This is some kind of lie
I know you're revenge on humanity for the death of your son, but
Oh, willy is wet!
By killing us no will turn your child on
No. You all will pay for what you have done
After all, we have built this item
If the trap approaches you, it will lock the chain
Your children will be saved...
but you will suffer death that is very great
Can you stand on the person you love?
You have 60 seconds No. Don't worry, kid. I will not leave you
It's okay to let go, Dad.
All you need to do is show that you love me
And show me what it means to be a man
And show me that I can love again We have forgiven you, Dad.
Spike (iron form piercing) has stopped!
Children! Daddy!
Do you... let us live?
Anyone can hold grudges...
but it takes courage that is true _ to be able to forgive.
This attack has finished. And?
And I think I'm sorry. I don't know You're really sorry Ok.
Forgive me for killing millions of people. Whatever!
Wait... where is Brenda?
What?
Now we are in peace. I just closed the agreement
Let's, Brenda, let's go
Bye, Zoltar! Don't lose my number!
Tell me that you haven't caught anything Well, it's okay. He said that he was still a virgin We're so jerk
Mami!
Thank you Hey, look, Grandpa's children
No, that is my new husband Oh, I think this is romantic the way love can find people
And then, love wins in the end...
and invaders have been destroyed For this world, our world...
is the world of man (human / male)
We have got the right to stay here...
and as long as we love, humanity will win Each of our enemies will fail in an attempt to defeat us...
everything will be released by their vile plan
Among all the worlds, passes through all galaxies...
we stand above, we stand alone Nothing can threaten our presence, no one can challenge our spirits
And why?
Of all the qualities that make us unique...
love is our greatest strength
and because of love, humanity
Thank you. Hello, and welcome to the show
We present a special with special news That's right in the building! Man who saved the world!
Put your hands together for Tom Ryan!
Yes! My best friend
Whoo!
Wow. That is all?
Ok
So, you are in love. Yes, I'm in love.
He has failed. The boy has failed.
Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
You are very charming when you are in love. Thank you Tell us about it. He is great. He is very specific
So this is so complicated Yeah, you said that I think he was complex
Shut up!
Ow! You're insane. Tom Ryan is insane!
I'm insane! Are you happy
Are you happy? I am very happy. Hey! See!
Whoa!
Tom. Ok, you have courage Yeah!
Shoes!
I love Cindy Campbell!
I can jump on goods!
Whoa!
Wowee-wowee-wowee-wowee-wowee!
Woweewowee-wowee-wowee!
Yes-ha! Whoa!
Ok, um... Tom... isn't Cindy here?
I know he's here. Cindy, I know you are in here
Cindy! Cindy! (audience chanting) Cindy! Cindy!
Let's bring him out! I love this woman! I love this woman!
Oh, God!
Oh, God