# Take her wrap, fellas
# Find her an empty lap, fellas
# Dolly'll never go away # Dolly'll never go away again
Hey, do you know this one?
Oh!
Right now.
Uh-huh.
# Shake your ass, watch yourself
# Shake your ass
# Show me what you're working with
# Attention to all young players and pimps
# Right now is the place to be
# I thought I told y'all niggers before
#All niggers don't fuck with me
# Shake your ass
# Watch yourself
# Shake your ass
# Show me what you're working with
# Shake your ass
You suck.
- Uh! - Uh!
Oh!
Does he urinate like a horse?
She's good.
He - he is sick.
Naughty, naughty, naughty girl!
Good. That's $ 17.50.
Hey, man! Hey, pay the fare.
I'm Mr. McFeely.
I'm glad you came here.
I came as soon as possible, but in my age...
small warriors need more sway...
before it starts pounding, if you know what I mean.
but first, I have to bless this house.
"The suffering of death surrounds me...
" and the suffering of hell begins to feel.
"I found..."
"When I call in the name of God and..."
"My soul is from death."
Oh, God. Please, god.
Help me free this demon.
Ahh!
Thank you, Lord, _ the most generous of the Almighty.
Oh, wait.
Ahh! Ah, Enchiladas.
Ha, ha, ha!
Thank you, Lord.
Aah!
Damn it.
Pastor!
Damn it! Did you see that?
Please, Father, think of the child.
Damn it!
Yes.
This is very cold.
Let's pray.
"The protector of mankind...
" Your servant who is in knees begs for your mercy "
Put it in your ass, You are damn useless.
"Glorious Lord--"
Your mother is here with us, Harris.
Do you want to leave a message?
I'll tell her.
Yes. Mom, will you come out of here, please?
You're not funny.
I'm working.
See you later, Mrs. Harris.
"Glorious God, _ God Almighty in--"
Aah!
"God...
" and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ...
"and the Virgin Mary. " Glorious God, Almighty God...
"God...
" who punishes evil tyranny...
"into hell fire...
" that sent your only child to the world...
"to destroy the tiger...
" and that punishes the bitch Jerry...
"kick the survivor..."
*** me! Fuck me!
Pastor!
Huh?
That is not part of the ritual.
On behalf of you, child, and--
Ha, ha, ha!
Oh!
This, sir. It's clean.
Oh, thank you very much.
Good.
Hee, hee, hee!
You failed, McFeely.
Your weapon is useless to me.
Let's pray.
Father in heaven--
Ha ha!
Stop it!
Glorified Your Name.
Ha ha!
Shut your mouth.
Your kingdom comes.
Your mother sucked a penis in hell.
Ha! Shit!
This suction.
Uh-oh!
# I let you go
# Let you go like a dozen balloons
# Without even thinking
# I didn't know, now I know # It was much too soon
Why don't you call and say you miss me?
So you're going to make it in class, Shorty?
I hope, Cindy.
You can use classrooms, right?
Well. I need a place to live.
Mrs. Dukes sent me away, Do you know why?
I found something very important in this lecture...
benefits from books.
Really?
Yeah. Look at this.
Free paper. Ha ha! Damn, kid.
Yeah, so you want to go to college?
I don't know.
It's okay, I guess.
I feel like a nerdy sometimes, however.
Everyone is really cool, and me... no.
Oh, come on, Cindy.
You're not that bad.
Everything you need you need is just a little kindness.
Hmm. Maybe some new gear.
"Gear?"
That's an expression for "clothes."
- Oh. - Here. Come on
We will make you cool right now.
First, don't sit like this.
Don't sit like that, kid. Sit cool.
- OK. - Like that, kid.
Make yourself relaxed, kid. like that.
Yeah. Now do it like this.
Uh. Uh, yeah.
- That's cool. - Yeah.
Yeah. Now stand up, I will teach you a few movements.
Right, left.
Uh, kid. Uh!
Right, left.
Right, kick it.
Uh, kid.
Uh, crazy.
Take out some expressions.
Say, "Yo, the jacket is tight, kid. Understood?"
Yo, the jacket is tight, kid.
- Understood? - Understood?
Yeah, like that.
Take it out together.
Good. Left right.
Right, kick, uh!
Yo, the jacket is tight.
Now run away, whore. Understand?
That's a jerk, man.
Oh, man. Are you a loser yet ready?
Dude, relax, man. I tell you,
We will be there on time, okay?
Hey, what do you think?
Tucked inside or outside?
- Outside, man. - Outside, man. Come on
No doubt. No doubt. That's what I think.
You're ready to be sodomized if you don't join the night party.
Come on, bro. That is truly extraordinary.
We will party, man!
I have my own tub.
I woke up naked in an ice tub.
Alright!
Yeah, man.
Oh, shit, Ray, you have a tattoo.
Oh, shit. What is the writing?
"Ray!" Oh, man.
Oh, shit, you have a tattoo, too.
Oh really? Man!
Dude, what are the words?
"Fuck me."
Oh, sweet, man. "Ray..."
"Fuck me."
- "Ray..." - "Fuck me."
"Ray is full of me."
Yeah! Ha ha! Whoo!
What, man?
Oh.
Romantic moment! Ha ha!
Come on. You pass on fungal infections to me.
Hey, girl, that jacket is good.
Thank you.
You better be careful, however.
Today there are students who get robbed. His jacket was taken.
because of a stolen jacket.
There are still nosy people.
What class will you be in now?
Psychology.
Oh! Me too! 101?
- In room 302 at 10 right? - There he is!
Oh! Uh-uh! Not. This is too much.
I got the power of psychology.
Remind me to get a lotto ticket tomorrow.
Oh, don't separate the poles now.
That's very, very unlucky. My psychiatrist says.
You don't really believe in that, right?
Yes, me. Very.
Are these all the subjects?
Yes, sir. I have the freedom to place...
they go to experiments that can guide death.
Are there some of them sexy?
As I believe you realize, Professor...
subjects that are close to death are statistically more likely...
has the necessary suggestions...
for paranormal investigations, that's why, of course...
I give them special consideration.
Oh, good thinking, Dwight.
A traumatized student is a convincing thing.
Ooh, I like him.
Oh, yes, sir. That's Cindy Campbell--
Have a classic personality disorder.
He looks guarded, but he is willing.
And this?
That's Ray Wilkins, sir.
I can't quite recognize him...
but he looked very excited and nice to meet me.
What is this?
This is the photo he sent after the interview.
Where did you find these children?
Sir, they are all survivors...
from the Stevenston County massacre.
Oh, amazing!
These children are exactly the catalyst we need...
to awaken the spirit of the House of Hell.
Sir, exactly how did we bring them there?
We will tell them...
if this is a college assignment.
We will say - sorry--
that they participated in a study...
about sleep disorders.
We will make history, Dwight--
First time documentation...
evidence that is not revealed from life after death.
Welcome, everyone.
I'm Professor Oldman.
You are selected after being carefully selected to join.
to be in this class...
where for you will automatically get the value "A"...
after this study is completed.
Now, now this year's learning is insomnia.
We will spend weekend together...
Where we have provided a controlled environment...
where we will study your various sleep disorders.
Now, I will give direction.
- I can't do that. - Not.
- No, Dwight. - I can do that.
I can... myself... do it.
Now, all of you must be there...
6 this afternoon, and planned to stay until Monday.
See you later this afternoon.
Hey!
You left your book there.
Oh. thanks.
I'm Cindy.
- Buddy. - Hey.
So, it looks like we're going to spend a weekend together.
Yeah.
Do you want to be together and study or something?
Learning? Ha!
That's a bad thing.
Ha, ha, ha!
Sorry, Buddy.
You look like a good guy...
but I just finished from a very bad relationship...
so I'm not ready enough to start dating again.
Oh.
But, hey, you know, maybe we can be friends.
Sure. Yeah. Cool That - friend.
Good. See you later, friend.
Alright, friend.
Oh!
Wedgie! Feel you later!
# As we go on, we remember
# All the good times
# We have together
# As our lives change
# Come whatever
# We will still be
# Friends forever
Hey! Can you shut your mouth
and let me sing?
# La, la, la, la, la, la, la
# La, la, la, la, la, la, la...
Ow!
Hello?
Oh!
Hello?
Hi, small. Look at you.
Small? I'm not small.
I depend like a bull, girl. Pay attention.
Have you ever seen an p *** s bird this big?
Too big for you, huh, honey?
Yeah.
Alright. Go now, sweet girl.
Come back when you want real love.
Good.
It's really tempting.
Hello?
Aah!
Oh, I - I'm sorry, son.
Am I scared you, kid?
Oh, sorry. Are you scared?
Alright. I will sing for you.
# God is in his holy temple
Is it better?
I'm here with Professor Oldman's group.
I'm Hanson. I'm a house keeper.
- Hi. - Hi.
And what's your name, sweet child?
I'm Cindy.
Cindy.
Oh, you're really similar.
Look at thin cheekbones and the same lips.
Same - same eyes.
Look at your hair.
Oh, sorry.
You have the same nose.
Tickling, tickling.
Be-boop, be-boop on the nose.
Ha, ha, ha!
Can I show your room?
Oh! Oh, that's heavy. Whoo! It's heavy!
I better use my strong hands.
- Oh! - Oh! No, it's okay.
Look, you carry underwear--
Let me do it.
Look-- Oh, what are the contents?
Ah!
Don't forget about your toothbrush.
Oh!
Will be needed later.
Good. This is it. Follow me, kid.
- Oh, God. - Watch my ass.
Keep going.
Come on. Through this way.
Whether we pass.
So, um, are you staying here alone?
Yeah, right. We have tried to rent it out...
but people don't seem to want to stay here long.
Ha ha! Oh, there is a great grandmother Kane...
and that's Kane's great grandfather.
Who is that?
That's great master Kane.
Oh.
Oh, she's sweet.
Oh, yeah.
That is Mr.'s favorite toy.
I don't understand what he's doing here.
I swear. Sometimes I think...
the toys have their own thoughts.
Ow! Ow!
This way.
Oh, no, no, no. Not the room, baby.
No. That's Mr.'s room.
Yeah, he's a little horn ball.
Now stay here.
This room belongs to someone he loves very much...
his wife, Caroline.
I'll show that to you.
Oh! Watch out. My butt came.
Pay attention. Make room for your buttocks.
Oh, wow! This is beautiful.
Well, thank you, kid.
You know, I've worked hard.
I've been working on my "bun busters" every day.
I squeeze it tight, and then I release it.
I'm squeezing tight...
and then release.
Ooh!
Good. Ooh!
Oh, yes.
Look at this.
Caroline looks beautiful in the dress.
In fact, he always shows the best.
He wears the shirt at the party...
in front of royalty and ordinary people...
even in front of the President of the United States.
Ew.
Oh!
Oh, don't be afraid, kid.
This is only Mr. Kittles.
He is the master's favorite animal.
He has been in this family for generations.
Look at him. he doesn't grow old.
All right, kid, I think I'm leaving.
You can tell me if there's something you need.
Yes, and as you can see, Professor...
I've taken care of everything...
including medical supplies and blood stock.
We want this to be safe.
And around the house is a camera attached?
Yes, sir. I think it's better.
So, if one of our little girls...
will take a shower...
which button should I press to enlarge the image?
That one.
Which one is this?
Ha!
Sorry, Professor...
but your guests start coming...
and dinner will come soon.
Good. Thank you, maid.
I'm actually a guard.
Oh, new shoes are cool right?
Now, you be careful with that.
Don't slip or hit something.
Oh, that's funny. It's really funny.
Let me help.
Well, that - that's terrible.
What about you giving me an applause?
Why don't you lift me up?
I want to see how you do it.
You look familiar to me. Have you ever been on "Stomp"?
Hey, you can kiss my ass.
I think I'm the biggest person now, I have to go.
Leave.
Um, I'll go and change clothes for dinner.
- OK. - I'll see you soon.
That sounds good.
I want to go upstairs to jog.
I'll go downstairs later.
Hey!
Hey there, little man. What are you doing?
Fuck, four eyes.
Sorry?
I said, "Fuck, four eyes."
Oh, I have to kick your ass.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Relax, kid. It's just a bird.
Hello, bird. Polly want a biscuit?
Poly wants your sweet buttocks.
What did Polly say to me?
I said, "Poly wants your sweet mom's ass."
You don't talk about my mom, kid.
You don't know my mom, kid.
Yeah, I know your mom. I fucked him last night.
Do you want meat? I shut your mouth!
Ooh! I tremble. I tremble.
Now, feel this.
Now I will face it as a man.
Yo, hold my teeth, kid.
Yeah, come on, bitch.
Come on, bitch. You and the ugly haircut too.
Want to feel something from me? Come on. Start.
Do you like hardcore style? Show me.
- Start, bitch. - No, no. What?
Will you talk, kid? Do it.
Come on, coward. Take me out of here.
I'll beat you up.
Hi, you guys.
- Hey. - Hey.
Hey, Buddy.
- Hey, Cin. - How are you?
Your chest is open!
Come on. You can be faster than that, Bra size "A"
Oh! Oh!
Hey, you guys.
- Hey! - How are you?
Well, are you guys just going to sit there...
with your mouth open...
or is there someone who will offer me a chair?
Oh!
Ow!
I warm it for you.
That's the best seat in this house.
Second best.
Ew.
Professor, is this the same house...
where a young girl is possessed by a demon...
or something?
Yes, it was reported but it was never proven.
Alright. Well, uh...
Who wants appetizers?
- Oh, yeah. - Yeah.
That's what I want to hear.
Hey, this bread looks good.
Oh, yeah...
and they are soft & warm.
- Ray! - Oh, sorry. My mistake.
They are delicious.
Thank you, my child.
I made it with my hand.
Good!
This is it. I think the dough is finished.
Now just stir a little.
OK, now. Put in.
Alright.
Now it's time for turkey.
Oh, a very beautiful bird.
- No! - No, man!
Hey! Hey! Hey, man.
You'd better just sit
and let me do it for you?
- Yeah. - Your hands need to rest.
With pleasure, you're a understanding young man.
Let me stroke you.
Come on.
Damn it!
You know, many people...
which intimidates...
about how to make turkey, but...
really this is very easy.
You only need to know the anatomy of a turkey...
and get it, here...
the smallest small hole...
but this is big enough to leave your hand...
enter inside.
Uh!
Remove the contents inside.
I cook with all the contents of his stomach.
penis and intestines...
Many people like to smear turkey spices.
but I use this.
I like to lick it...
get inside it...
hiney... hiney ho...
That's good.
I don't know what it is...
but I will lick it.
Up and down...
then I like to do this...
Hiawatha!
I got one of them.
I'll pull it out...
and bam! Banting a little hard.
Alright. I think it's almost...
ready now.
Then we bring it to the table.
Mmm, good.
Alright.
Who wants wings?
Yours or the turkey?
Ha, ha, ha!
Aki thinks it's funny.
Well, I know what you like.
What about thighs?
Whoo!
How about 2? Ha ha!
What if I take these two thighs...
then I put it in your butt...
get to his knees!
Dwight. Dwight, relax.
Hanson...
can I ask for something on the menu...
do you not make it yourself?
Well, I ordered dessert.
Alright!
Get ready.
Here's a pie.
Alright. Well. Mmm.
Who wants the first pie slice?
I saw you glancing at the first piece.
Oh, that's good.
mm mmm. give it to him.
Thank you.
This is sweet.
My germs.
Ha, ha, ha!
My germs.
Ha, ha, ha! My germs! Ha ha ha!
Hey...
Let's play with me.
Let's play.
Ha ha!
Hello?
Ooh!
Cindy... Cindy.
Who is that?
I want to help you, Cindy.
Who are you?
You're in danger, Cindy.
I want to help you.
How do you help? Who is in danger?
Check the music room.
Where are you?
Check the music room!
Hey, Cindy, think fast!
Ohh! Uhh! Aah!
Dude, you suck!
Ow.
Buddy...
about this friendship--
Yeah, I think it's really cool has a girl friend.
That's it, Buddy.
I'm a woman.
You can't be rude to me.
Then what should I do to you?
A gentle thing.
You know, like talking and...
share secrets and past experiences.
You know, something like that.
That sounds like gay.
I think because you're a girl it's okay.
- Yeah. That's better. - OK.
Hey, listen up. Do you want to check something with me?
Sure. We can practice our discussion earlier.
Yeah. Right.
I want to tell you about this...
that happened to me when I was in high school.
Really? What happened?
This Spanish girl licked my "seeds "--
Buddy!
No, no. This is the best part.
Oh, my God. See.
Oh, man! Something's wrong!
Shh!
The direction is to go to the bookshelf.
God.
It must be a secret study room or something.
Wow.
Oh, my God.
Written here, Hugh Kane and his affair die
killed in this house.
Whoa. Look at this.
This is his wife.
Oh, my God. He looks like you.
Do you think?
- She's really beautiful. - Yeah.
Well, actually, the hair isn't...
branching like your hair.
And the skin isn't as oily as your skin.
After all, your eyes are slightly crossed,
and you look like an idiot.
Besides that, he is very similar to you.
Really?
Also, his chest is perfect.
They are not pointy or look funny like you...
The distance between the two is not as wide as yours.
Good! Enough!
God.
Oh, my God, look at this.
"Caroline."
It must be hers.
Oh, my God.
Alright. Come on, get out of here.
This place makes me cringe.
Good. take his chest.
Oh, thank you.
- Buddy! - What?
- I mean the box. - Right.
What--
Hey.
Good.
Mm-hmm...
Mmm... mmm.
Oh!
Oh! Well!
Hello!
If I know, I'll clean it first!
I also hope you are clean.
Get up! Come on!
Oh, do you want this?
Oh, yeah. Ooh, yeah.
That's it, daddy.
Do as you please.
Give it to me! Give it to me!
Oh, yeah! Oh yeah!
Yeah!
Come here!
Start!
Kinky my middle name, bitch!
Ooh, yeah!
This is the greatest of all I've ever had.
Oh. Mrs. Huey Kane.
Hmm?
Isn't that the ring?
Ha ha! Mmm... honey?
Where did you go?
Contact me!
Let's do something interesting.
Too dirty?
Hello?
Oh, hey, cats, cats.
Hi, little friend.
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Good. Well.
It's okay, cat.
I think I know why you're angry, Mr. Cat.
I don't mean BAB in your little box.
Please! My cat's crazy!
Aah! Aah!
Ha, ha, ha!
Aah!
Oh! Aah! Aah!
Good. Do you want to fight?
Huh?
How does it feel, little bitch? Come on!
Come on!
Yeah! Yeah! Come on!
Aah! Ohh!
That's your only ability?
Huh? Come on!
Give me your best punch!
I'm telling you, Professor...
he is like being possessed.
Theo, have you seen that animal?
No, never before.
I heard all the commotion...
but when I go there...
seems to have disappeared.
Mm-hmm.
Do you think I hurt myself?
No. What I'm saying is that the cat...
is known as an animal that is very sensitive...
and it seems like he wants to protect his territory.
but that does not mean he is possessed.
Maybe you two have to sleep together.
What do you mean, Professor?
I only say if this cat attacks...
he might not come back if you two...
say... together.
Oh, come on, this is lecture.
It's time for you two to experiment.
I don't think we will get a lot of help here.
Oh, on the contrary, actually...
I would be happy you passed it.
Come on, C'mon.
I'll make sure you sleep well.
Good idea.
Don't forget to get to each other give a goodnight kiss.
Something happened in this house, Professor.
I'm not crazy!
Aah!
1, 2...
3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...
9, Brandon, 10...
11, Brandon, come on! Count with me!
Hey, you. Hee, hee, hee, hee!
Come here for a while. Ha ha ha ha!
Come here.
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Peekaboo! Ha ha ha ha!
Come on, let's play!
This is a fun game, huh?
Hey, what are you doing?
Uncle Ray has a game.
Hey, get your finger out of here.
Tickling, tickling, tickling, tickling...
Aah! Aah!
Do you want to play with Uncle Ray?
Peekaboo! Ha ha ha ha!
Aah! Aah! Please!
Aah!
Oh, God!
RAY: Here comes the little animal balloon.
Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da!
Ohh!
CINDY, REPLACE? "I can't be with him anymore. " He turned into a monster.
"I suspect he was having an affair.
" I believe he slept with our baby sitter, Victoria.
"That's why he continues to defend it...
" because we don't have children. "
Cindy...
I want you to know what happened, Cindy.
Hello, Cindy.
Hello, Professor.
I consider that you're not angry with me anymore.
I won't act far, Professor.
Why aren't you relaxed?
Hey!
Uh, uh...
Aha.
Ha ha.
Uh-huh.
I think he started to suspect something.
Who?
Your wife.
Aah!
Oh, my God.
It happened in this space.
What?
He comes home.
- He saw them! - See who?
I'm in my room looking at his journal.
Then I found this dress in the closet.
That's all I remember.
What about you, Ray?
Oh, I bought it on Friday.
I just came here to get a banana.
This is sexy, isn't it?
You're a nice little plant.
Drink all this water...
So you can become a strong charon plant.
Yes. Yes.
Then you will be smoked by rapper...
and make them drunk...
that's their fucking career.
Yes, you will.
Good night, honey.
Tonight I will rob the bitch.
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"Santa Klaus Returns to His Mother"
That's it, kid!
"I dream of a white girl..."
and who can forget "Frosty the drunkard"?
And what "what I want at Christmas
is just a price reduction"... "
" Deez's toaster is hot... "
" A sled is on my '64... "
"Wake up, Damn, It's Christmas..."
and many more!
Yo, I'll definitely buy it, kid!
Only $ 19.95...
Aah!
I'm sorry! I didn't mean to suck you!
Help! No!
I didn't do it myself!
Whitney and Bobby help me!
Please! Help me!
Aah! Damn, kid!
Wait! Not! Please!
Oh! Oh, shit, kid!
Oh, shit!
Oh, my God!
Aah! Oh, shit! I smell something burning!
Oh, stop it! This is me!
I have an idea!
Oh, wait a minute!
Hang in there, Shorty!
Don't help me first, I want to give a lesson to this bitch.
I'm starting to get hot!
Toke, toke, toke, bro!
Bring it to the head! Take it to your head!
Oh, you suck it like a whore.
Lower Shorty...
and I will give you Funyon and Cheetos.
Oh, shit!
That bastard burned my hair!
Aah!
Ha, ha, ha!
There are so many strange events
that happened in this house.
More strange events than the professor once told.
Last night, I found a secret room...
and I found all these kliping newspapers...
about Hugh Kane.
He's really a bad person.
And I found a picture of his wife.
Oh, my God! He looks like you.
Do you think so?
But the hair isn't branched like you...
and the skin isn't oily like you.
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
Sometimes your eyes look crossed.
You look like an idiot or something.
Oh, yeah, it looks like you.
unless he has a perfect chest ...
and yours like breast orangutan.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Damn, kid!
I will hang it and lick it.
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Good! Enough!
I think this woman killed her,
and now he wants me.
Yeah. Right, bitch.
Morning, Dwight. Let me help you.
I don't need your help.
I can do it myself.
Aah!
Good. Professor, uh, we have to talk.
What's the matter, Dwight?
I think you should consider...
end this study.
What?
This Poltergeist is becoming more dangerous.
I think we are all in danger here...
I will stand to say the truth,
and believe in what I believe...
we have to end this.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Dwight.
I decide when to end.
We are on the verge of glory...
and I almost got it.
Now, the bus comes on Monday.
Nobody left until that day.
This is the key to the gate.
Don't let anyone take it.
Yes, sir.
Friends, I think Professor is planning something.
I heard Dwight told Professor...
there is a "poltergeist" in this house...
and we are all in danger!
Oh, no, Don't be "poltergeist"!
What is "poltergeist"?
I'm going to get out of here.
No. We can't go anywhere. The gate is locked.
Dwight is the only one who has the key.
- Honey, take my Vaseline. - I'll handle--
Bring my Vaseline, a banana, and some tape.
I will break his arm.
I will make love to that handicap!
Friends, give me 5 minutes alone with him.
I'll get the key.
Hello, Dwight.
Oh.
Hi, Theo.
What are you doing?
Uh, just a small experiment.
Oh. Work, work, work.
Is that all you do?
Well, there are many things on this project.
You know, Professor...
maybe cheating everyone...
but I know who really is who has a genius brain...
behind this operation.
Oh yeah? Do you know, huh?
Mm-hmm. That's why I turned to you.
You're very smart.
Ahh.
And that sexy eye.
Ha ha. Oh!
Can I play music, huh?
Yeah. Music.
Ap--
You know, Dwight...
I hear you're the only one...
which has a gate key.
Uhh...
Ha. It is true. That. I--
Right.
What if...
I want to borrow the key?
Oh, dear God in heaven.
I... yeah, I can't.
Oh, come on. Yes, you can, baby.
- No. - Please? I mean--
See. You help me by giving the key...
and I will help you by giving...
Hey, wait, wait, wait! Whoa!
Hey, I don't need your help. Okay, girl?
I can do it myself.
Woo-hoo!
Hey, look!
I sucked my salad myself!
Ow!
Oh.
So this is your secret room.
Well...
this isn't used now, right?
Oh, Professor.
Come here.
Uh-huh!
This way, you're a big man.
Ahem.
Have we met?
Follow me.
Do you play small games?
Where are you?
Come here, baby.
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
No!
Aah!
- Are there people here? - Yeah.
Alright. Let's go.
- Oh! - Oh, shit, kid!
He won't let us get out of here!
He will kill us!
Oh look. Scientific rocket.
Alright. Hurry up. All go to the laboratory.
Move! Come on! Fast!
You're all fuckers!
Lock the door.
Good. We must destroy it.
That's great.
How can we destroy something invisible?
I understand!
We will shave off the hair in our intimate part...
and use shampoo for 2 weeks!
No. Listen. Listen.
We will use this weapon.
They emit solid energy...
which can damage ectoplasmic cells...
and destroy ghosts.
Ammunition is limited.
Save money, use it as needed.
- Shut up. - Ow!
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Hey! Hey! Hey! Save your ammunition.
My fault.
Alright. Now, the only way...
we can trace this ghost...
if we use this.
These are hot tracking glasses.
It works with the principle of body heat.
That's very good, can detect...
Wherever body fluids are...
even though it's been cleaned.
What?
Ew.
Are my glasses cracked?
Now listen, the ghost might not be seen...
but we have the advantage armed with...
with high-tech equipment the most advanced...
according to humans.
How can we communicate with each other?
Do we have some walkie-talkies?
No. We have this.
This is Dixie's glass.
Well, we lack funds...
due to weapons and glasses.
Alright. Now let's separate.
Uh-uh! Uh-uh! Uh-uh!
Now wait a minute! Hold on!
Why every time scary things happen...
which requires us to be together...
you white people always say, "Let's separate"?
She's right. We must be together.
Yes! That's what I say!
She's right.
Good. You three, follow me.
Isn't that annoying?
We will die, all of you.
Ah. Did you hear that?
Damn, yeah.
Oh! Where is Shorty?
I don't know.
Shorty!
Oh.
Damn.
Alright. You're waiting here.
I'll be back soon.
- OK. - OK.
- Wow. - What is that?
I don't know.
Looks like a heating room.
- Let's go. - No, wait.
In newspaper articles...
It was said that Hugh Kane was killed in the heating room.
Oh, wow. Look at this.
There's a lot of ash, Buddy.
What are you doing?
Hold it.
Aah!
Let's part. I'll wait for you at the end.
- OK. - Wait.
Good luck.
I love you!
Aah!
- Oh, Shorty! - Cindy!
There are monsters that chase me.
What will we do?
- I understand! - Yeah?
Oh!
Shorty!
Aah!
Damn. Why is that little damn...
bring it here?
Good. Well, maybe he won't see me.
Someone help me! Brenda!
Damn, he saw me.
Good. Well.
Oh! Aah!
Ohh!
Thank you, Lord!
Aah!
Good. I hope it's fucking
mutilates her white butt and leaves.
Damn, bitch, die you!
Oh, my God, Brenda! We will die!
That won't happen
if you close your mouth!
He has come!
What is that?
Is that a monster? Is that a monster?
Cindy?
It's a skull. That's a bone.
Why do you have to run that way from Calista Flockhart?
Close your mouth.
Ha, ha, ha!
See. He is crazy now.
Sorry, Mr. Skull. This.
Ha! Gotcha! Crazy people!
Have a nice trip.
Ha, ha, ha!
Hey, girl, I have an idea.
Come on.
Skull? Ha ha. Very funny.
Whoo!
Ooh!
Ha, ha, ha!
Now leave here!
Someone will catch a butt...
Wait for retaliation from me Oh, Brenda, you are very brave.
You know, you really are my best friend, Cindy.
Are you okay?
- Yeah. - Please.
It's just nothing more than a bag of skulls that scared me.
Wedgie!
Ha, ha, ha!
The ghost is Buddy!
Ah! My ass!
Brenda, do something!
Good!
Aah!
I think I'm your best friend.
In the past.
I will miss you, girl!
Take my gun!
Oh!
Are you okay?
Ow.
Oh, my God, you're bleeding.
Come on. I think there is medicine in the laboratory.
Come on.
Ooh!
Huey... dear...
Where are you?
My love? Are you there
Huey? Dear!
Honey, I have to talk to you.
- No. Go! - Dear? Oh!
Get away from me!
Come on, honey. We can't do this.
I mean, if we stay together...
no one will be hurt, my love.
That's a cheat sentence!
Ow! Ooh! Ow! Oh!
Aah!
Why don't you talk to me?
Because you blocked me.
Aah!
You're a weak chain of evolution, Goodbye!
Aah!
Ooh. Hey
How are you? Ha ha ha!
Aah!
No, no. There is no kiss. There is no kiss.
No. Keep using this. Keep using this.
You look beautiful like that.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh! Oh!
Oh, shit!
Ohh!
No, no, no.
Don't let it go. Ohh.
I have thought about all these friendships.
I have never had a friend...
who cares about me like you do.
I mean, there's Ray...
but he cares about me the other way...
you know, is like bringing me flowers...
take a shower with me.
And one night I wake up and scream...
and I looked around, and Ray in my bed hugging me.
However...
see how tonight, maybe this is our last night together...
I'm thinking--
we must increase our friendship to the next level
- Yes. - Oh, Buddy!
I thought the same thing.
This may be the last night we live...
I want to make the best of it.
I think the same thing!
I dream of a fantasy I've never felt.
Oh, great.
Like...
I always want to walk on the moon.
Huh?
Buuuuudyyyy.
Ha, ha, ha!
How about you, Buddy? What do you want to do?
Well...
He is inside.
Oh!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Oh, my God. He locked us inside.
You have to call for help.
Hello! Hello. Can you hear me?
Come in! Come on!
Change! Do you hear me?
We are in a difficult situation here!
Change!
Oh, my God.
They can't hear me!
It must be because of this wall or something.
Good. OK.
You stay here. I'll check up.
Good.
Ow!
Ah!
- You need help or-- - No!
Good.
What do you think I'm doing?
I'm trying to be cool.
Protect me!
What do you want me to do?
Protect me!
Not literally. I'm convoluted!
They teach me--
Merchant Marines. 2 years.
Spending two years in my reservoir in Danang.
- Yeah. - Beware!
See. See what the disabled person does.
Oh, shit.
Ow-ow-ow!
Look, I know you're great. Let me help you wake up--
Get back, face candy!
Good.
Oh, what will we do?
I'm cold.
I can't feel my body, I'm so cold.
Buddy, can you feel this?
No.
Try going up again.
How are you?
Mm-mmm.
Keep it that way. Ohh.
Oh, Buddy, Don't tell me...
Cindy, please! It's about life and death.
I ask you...
in the name of love.
Good, Buddy.
In the name of love.
Ohh.
Mmm. Ohh.
Oh, Cindy...
I don't know how long can hold this.
Don't say goodbye.
You will get out of here...
and you will continue to live...
and you will have many children.
And you will die old...
as a parent...
On the warm bed.
- Not here! - Not.
- Not like this! - Amen.
- Do you understand? - Oh, yeah.
Coming to this house is the best thing...
that ever happened to me.
Oh, me, too.
And for that... I'm very grateful.
Oh, don't go.
Never! I will never let you go!
- I feel weak. - Buddy!
- I-- - Come back!
Aah!
All right, Dwight Hartman...
This is your time to shine.
Alright. Come on
Come on, Kane.
Show yourself!
See. I don't even need my temperature glasses.
Aah!
Ha, ha, ha!
Oh!
Aah!
Ah. Ah.
Ow!
That's right, mom--
Ha, ha, ha!
Whoa!
Ow-ow-ow!
Ha, ha, ha!
Aah!
Hey, Kane, are you hungry?
What about a little snack?
Ha ha!
Aah!
Ow. Ow. Not. Ow.
Ow-ow-ow.
Get it!
aaargh!
I know what you think.
Am I making 3 shots or 117?
Well, you feel lucky...
damn?
Do you... feel lucky?
Do you feel lucky, damn?
Shoot me, damn it!
Good. Well.
Do your best moves, bad buttocks.
- Raaa! - Aaah!
Oh. Whayaaa!
Whoa!
Whoo!
Aah!
Uh.
Please!
This. Grab my hand.
Ahh!
Come on.
You will fall if you don't hold my hand...
No. Give me another hand.
No. My other hand is not strong.
You hold my little hand.
No! Keep it away from me!
Hold it! Get my hand!
Aah!
Eww.
No.
No. Why me?
No. Come on Not.
I serve you well. Why did you do this to me.
No, please. Please no.
Ple-ple-ple - Aah!
Good, Buddy.
It's time we get out of here.
Replace. Replace it. Enter, replace.
Ray, this is Cindy.
I don't want to talk to Cindy.
I want to talk to Roger.
Roger, where are you, man? Outside.
Ray, listen. The ghost is close.
He almost got us. Buddy is injured.
- Where is your location? - I'm behind you.
Ray, thank God. Well. Where is Shorty?
I don't - I don't know.
He was here a few minutes ago.
Listen, you go help Buddy in the laboratory.
- I'll check up. - OK.
Mmm. That looks good.
Hello, Cindy.
Say hello to Cindy, Shorty.
Haloo... Cindy.
Shorty, are you okay?
Talk to me!
Morfin? Chloroform?
Horse sedative? You make him addicted!
I don't. That's all the stuff.
Yeah!
All right, Shorty.
Who is ready for the main lesson ?
Me! I.
Oh, Hanson, please.
No. Oh.
What's wrong?
Beetlejuice at home.
This is the brain contents of a drunkard... Hee!
Oof.
Oh, shit, kid.
Aah!
Oh.
Shorty!
Bring me.
Cindy, what's wrong?
That's Hanson. He is possessed.
We have to catch it.
Whoo!
Ahh.
Angular Style!
Hi-yah!
Aah!
# Smack my bitch up
Aah!
Uh!
Whoo! Well.
Boo!
Come on.
Aah!
- Oh! - Aah!
# Smack my bitch up
Aah!
Good.
Aaaaaaah...
Oh, no...!
Oh!
Ohh.
Hee, hee, hee! Ooh!
Aah!
Hi-yi!
Aah!
Whoo!
Whoo! Oh! Ooh!
Ooh!
Ow.
Damn.
Ahh!
Are you okay, Dwight?
Me - I can't feel my legs.
Aah! I can't feel my legs!
Your legs are paralyzed.
Are you silent here, okay?
Now listen.
You are looking for another and meet us above.
- OK? - Well.
You stay here.
Ray-Ray, I need your help. Give me your belt.
- Hi-yah! - Hah!
Heee!
Hmmm. That crane.
Ha!
The tiger is curled up.
Drunk monkey.
Ooh, ooh, ooh ah, ah, ah!
Mad cow.
Damn it! Moo!
Aah!
Camel feet.
Yow-hi!
Get out of here, you guys!
Come on!
Ray, turn 180 degrees.
Good. Listen. There must be someone fishing for him
and fishing him to the pulpit.
Alright. I will go.
Cindy, let me--
No, Buddy!
I'm the person he wants.
Actually, I want to say,
let me get your computer if you die.
Oh.
Good. Once he gets there,
You have to get out soon.
Good.
Alright. rotate 180 degrees.
Hugh Kane, it's me you want!
Let's get me!
I'm not afraid anymore!
Show yourself!
Aah! Oh!
Aah!
Ooh.
Dwight, he is here. Do something.
I can't. He is still in the pulpit.
If I press the switch, he will die.
Cindy, get out of there! You will be killed!
Aah!
Ha, ha, ha!
Get out of there!
I will get him!
Why is he running slow?
Ray! Run fast!
Good!
Move the switch!
Now you will be mine... forever!
Ray, you saved me.
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
My bones are broken.
Ohh. Ah.
Oh.
- Yes! - Yes!
Hey, all of you. What is wrong?
Shorty, you succeeded. You live!
Yeah. It's traumatic.
That's real...
and that brings me to forget,
but, you know...
now we leave this house and go back to school...
I only know that everything will be fine.
Oh, God, will you close your mouth?
Why don't you let me die there?
Give me a rope. I will hang myself.
This is it. I hanged myself.
Hello?
Oh, hi, dad.
Do you have fun with the vacation?
Oh, no. Birds are animals that are very clean.
He has no problems at all.
Damn it!
What did you put in bird food?
Oh, Father, Buddy is here. I have to go.
Good. I love you. Bye.
God, there are still bigger ones.
- Hey, Buddy! - Surprise.
Open the chest!
Oh! You have to be faster than that, p *** s pencil.
Come on.
Hey, awaas. A bee.
Buddy, I never had someone...
that really protected me before.
That's what you have to do.
Two hot dogs.
Buddy, beat him up!
Buddy? Buddy?
I'm back for you.
No! This can't happen!
Mm-hmm. This happened.
Now we will be together forever.
No...!
Yes!
Did you hear anything?
No. I don't hear anything.