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♪ I may not always love you ♪

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♪ But long as there are ♪
♪ stars above you ♪

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♪ You never need to doubt it ♪

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♪ I'll make you ♪
♪ so sure about it ♪

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♪ God only knows ♪
♪ what I'd be without you ♪

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♪ If you should ever leave me ♪

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♪ Well, life would ♪
♪ still go on, believe me ♪

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♪ The world could show ♪
♪ nothing to me ♪

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♪ So what good would ♪
♪ living do me ♪

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♪ God only knows ♪
♪ what I'd be without you ♪

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♪ God only knows ♪
♪ what I'd be without you. ♪
♪ Come on, you guys ♪

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♪ God only knows ♪
♪ what I'd be without you ♪
♪ What I'd be without you ♪

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♪ God only knows ♪
♪ what I'd be without you ♪
♪ He knows ♪

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♪ God only knows ♪
♪ what I'd be without you ♪
♪ Without you ♪

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♪ God only knows ♪
♪ what I'd be without you ♪

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♪ God only knows ♪
♪ what I'd be without you ♪

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MARY: I've been
born again my whole life.

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Accepting Jesus into your heart

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and getting saved
is a big decision,

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especially for
a three-year-old.

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My faith taught me that everything
is a part of God's plan.

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Mom said that\NHe even had a reason

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for taking my father to Heaven.

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She explained that
Daddy was with the angels.

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I wanted to be
with the angels, too.

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But God had other plans.

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Jesus became
the center of my life.

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He's not supposed to be white.

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I was watching this
thing on television...

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Of course He's white. Gosh, sometimes
I think my brother's retarded, too!

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No, your brother's not retarded.

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MARY: I was a member in good
standing of the Christian Jewels.

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It's sort of like a\Ngirl gang for Jesus.

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My mom was named the number one
Christian interior decorator

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for the entire region.

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And in spite of living in what
the Bible calls "the End Times,"

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my future was looking bright.

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I had the perfect
Christian boyfriend,

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and I was about to be a senior at
a really good Christian school.

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Two weeks before summer vacation
ended, everything changed.

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My boyfriend and I played this game of
telling each other secrets underwater.

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It's lame, I know,

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but this wasn't exactly
the MTV Beach House.

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Okay, now my turn.

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Okay. Ready?

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Mary!

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Maybe it was because
I was drowning,

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or the shock of
Dean's confession,

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but at that moment,
I had a vision.

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Dean needs you now. You must
do all you can to help him.

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No, it's just a little bump, Mom.
I'm totally fine.

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Okay. All right.

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MARY: Mom was away at the Christian
Community Leaders' Convention

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in Orlando with Pastor Skip,
the principal of my school.

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Honey... Mom?

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You didn't tell me Pastor Skip was so nice.
Everybody loves him.

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We've been talking about setting
up our own fellowship program

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when I get back to Cherry Hill.

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LILLIAN: I have to go.

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MALE VOICE ON WEB SITE: Come and get it!
Come and get it!

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Okay? I love you.

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I... I love you, too.
Bye.

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What's shaking, Skip?

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Good morning.

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MARY: How could
my boyfriend be gay?

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He's, like,
the best Christian I know.

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He's an athlete who's constantly
strengthening himself,

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physically, creatively
and spiritually for the Lord.

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♪ Hallelujah

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Thank you, Jesus.

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Why had he been stricken with such
a spiritually toxic affliction?

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I figured I needed to take the most
direct approach to saving him.

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I mean, it
was Christ's will and all.

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Jesus spoke to you? In
person?\NHe trusts me.

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You're just gonna\Nhave to trust me, too.

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Just kiss me, Okay?

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Okay. Okay.
Okay.

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Dean and I worked diligently on his
problem for the rest of the summer.

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Anything yet?

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Uh...

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Now?

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Are you sure this isn't a sin?

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MARY: I was pretty sure what
we were doing wasn't a sin,

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but not sure enough to give
Dean what he really needed.

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I needed spiritual guidance or a
sign or something, and quick.

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Hilary Faye seemed to have a spiritual
solution for every problem.

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Christian girls have got to
know how to protect themselves.

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I mean, sure, Jesus could restore my
physical and spiritual virginity,

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especially if I lost it
to some rapist,

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but who wants that?

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I'm saving myself
until marriage,

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and I'll use force if necessary.

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What's all that about
restoring your virginity?

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I mean, physically,
you're a virgin once.

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Yeah, and it's not about reversing
the violation of your blessed womb,

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it's about Jesus granting
you a virginal heart.

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That way, you're pure again.

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Do it.

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MARY: My next move was clear.

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HILARY FAYE: Nice!
You're getting the hang of it.

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Mary...

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Hi.

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What are you doing?
What's going on?

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What's going on?

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MARY: Sure,
it was a radical step,

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but why else had Jesus
directed me to the gun range?

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Thank you, Jesus.

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MARY: Having asked Jesus to restore
my emotional and spiritual virginity

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in exchange for curing Dean,

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I started senior year
with all of that behind me.

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This new van is amazing.

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Thanks.

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Okay, it's official.

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They're Christian Jewels.
I bought one for everybody.

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Pin it on.
I want to see it.

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Ow!

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It's terrific, Hilary Faye.
Thank you.

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You're welcome.

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Hi, Roland. How was your summer?

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What?

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Your summer, how was it?

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Well, I went rollerblading,
water-skiing, learned to kickbox.

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You know, the usual.

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Why do you make people feel awkward
about your differently-abledness?

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I'm sorry, Mary. I really don't
know what's gotten into him.

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WOMAN ON RADIO: Here's the
latest from Godflight.

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Oh, I love these guys.

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They are totally
Jesus-centric and gorgeous.

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Bye, Mom.

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MARY: Veronica was
adopted by her parents

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when they were
missionaries in Vietnam.

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Hilary Faye sees her as
an example of God's will

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triumphing over a
savage, godless nation.

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So, what do you think
of the new ride?

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Oh, you're so
lucky, Hilary Faye.

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Yeah. I could've had a
Lexus\NGold Edition, you know.

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Wow! Roland is blessed with
such a thoughtful sister.

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In countries like China,

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Hilary Faye probably would've
been killed at birth.

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Yeah. And then where
would you be, Roland?

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China.

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Welcome. You're one of us now.

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What? HILARY FAYE:
Come on, put it on!

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HILARY FAYE: I'll have
no time to warm up now.

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Where's Dean? He knows I have to
sing at assembly this morning.

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He's coming.

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Can you go move him along a bit?

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Yeah. No problem. Thank you.

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Hey! Is Dean ready?

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I... I found this under
Dean's bed last night.

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He's on his way to
Mercy\NHouse this morning.

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He could be gone a long time.

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We thought you should know.

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But...

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I'm so sorry, Mary.

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HILARY FAYE: Let's go!

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Well, is he coming out or not?

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Not.

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MARY: Mercy House is a
Christian treatment facility

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where they deal with everything
from drug abuse to alcoholism

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to de-gayification
and unwed mothers.

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I need to tell you\Nguys something.

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Ugh. Ew.

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ROLAND: What? It was no secret.

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He was a one-man\Ngay pride parade.

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♪ Your own personal Jesus

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We've never had a gay
at American Eagle.

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Well, look, we're not going
to tell anyone, okay?

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Hilary Faye? Yeah.

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You promised me.
Yeah, that's fine.

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If you'd married him, the gayness
would be passed on to your children.

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MARY: Cassandra Edelstein was the only
Jewish to ever attend American Eagles.

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She transferred in last year amid
rumors that she was a stripper.

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Everyone wanted to get her
saved, especially Hilary Faye.

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Hi, Cass. Welcome back.

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Smoking isn't just bad for
you, it's bad for all of us.

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Mmm-hmm. Second\Nhand smoke kills.

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I'm counting on it.

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Oh, my gosh, Hilary Faye!
Are you okay?

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I bet she doesn't even have
a\Nhandicap permit for her car.

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And I'm right.

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Oh, my God.

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Come on, we don't want
to be late, okay?

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Okay.

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Let's get to class.

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Hi.\NHey.

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Hey!

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I like your jewel!
Oh, that's awesome!

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GIRL: Hi, \NHilary Faye.

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Guys, guess what?

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I think Jesus appeared to me
in my fish tank. And he...

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Oh!

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HILARY FAYE: It's okay.
It didn't move...

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But the tank's dirty and
most of the fish are dead,

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but my mom said if you\Nguys
want to come over...

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Thanks. See you
after class, okay?

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Okay, I'll talk to
you guys after class.

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I hope you let God
use you as a vessel

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for His divine plan this summer.

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I'm sure you have noticed
the beautiful billboard

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designed and painted
by our own Hilary Faye,

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and donated by her father.

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Thank you.
Mary helped.

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And speaking of new additions,

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please welcome Patrick Wheeler.

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MARY: Most of the boys in school
look like NASA employees.

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Not Patrick. There\Nhad to be a catch.

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TEACHER: Patrick is
Pastor Skip's son.

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He's been in South America doing
missionary work with his mother.

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And he toured the world with the
Christian Skateboard Association.

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Nice.

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Hitting the board for the Lord?

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CASSANDRA: Is nothing
sacred to you people?

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Before assembly,

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let's catch up on what
everyone did this summer.

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Mary? Let's
start with you.

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♪ Holy, holy, holy

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♪ Lord God Almighty

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♪ All works praise him

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♪ In earth and sky and sea

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♪ Holy, holy, holy

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♪ Merciful and mighty

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♪ God in three
Persons, blessed Trinity

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PASTOR SKIP: All
right, everyone.

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Put your hands together
for the Christian Jewels!

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♪ Sweet words to myself

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♪ Will make the clouds disappear

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♪ If you were gone

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♪ What would I become?

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♪ You're so good to me

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♪ You're so good to me I mean that!
Oh, clarity

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♪ Dear God

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♪ A little piece of Heaven

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♪ A little piece of\NHeaven in my world...

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I figured they would have sent
you to a special school by now.

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This is a special school. Oops.

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No.

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I fell out of a tree
when I was nine.

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Hilary Faye found me.

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She calls it the miracle
that saved my life.

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The miracle would've been not falling
out of the tree in the first place.

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Sorry.

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Is that why you're
behind a year?

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Yeah.

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We should get back inside.

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Hmm.

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Nice.

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You want a push?

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Thanks.

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You stare at my ass again, I
will push you off a cliff.

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Thank you, Jesus. Amen.

252
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(PLAYING)

253
00:18:30,360 --> 00:18:32,400
♪ Whoomp!
There it is

254
00:18:32,610 --> 00:18:33,860
All right!

255
00:18:34,070 --> 00:18:35,740
♪ Whoomp!
There it is

256
00:18:35,940 --> 00:18:37,450
♪ Whoomp!
There it is

257
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:38,720
♪ Whoomp!
There it is

258
00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:41,450
Welcome to the first
assembly of the year.

259
00:18:41,660 --> 00:18:44,080
Give it up to the Lord!
Jesus is in the house!

260
00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:52,040
All right! All right! All right!

261
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:55,630
Let's get our Christ on.
Let's kick it Jesus style!

262
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,880
Y'all want to walk with
the ultimate rebel?

263
00:18:58,090 --> 00:19:01,140
The ultimate CEO, the biggest
celebrity of them all.

264
00:19:01,930 --> 00:19:04,720
Who's down with G-O-D?

265
00:19:04,930 --> 00:19:06,560
I'm down
with the G-O-D, that's right!

266
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:07,980
All right!

267
00:19:09,900 --> 00:19:13,110
Jesus rules! Jesus rules!

268
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:17,440
ALL: Jesus rules!
Jesus rules! Jesus rules!

269
00:19:17,650 --> 00:19:19,570
All right! All right!

270
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:22,780
Yeah!

271
00:19:23,990 --> 00:19:25,830
All right, let's pray.

272
00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:32,160
PASTOR SKIP: Lord, we're going to have
an awesome year here at American Eagles.

273
00:19:32,330 --> 00:19:34,880
HILARY FAYE: I know I'm not supposed
to ask for specifics, Lord,

274
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:36,920
like when I prayed
for an expensive car

275
00:19:37,130 --> 00:19:38,760
and got the handicapper
van instead,

276
00:19:38,970 --> 00:19:41,890
but I want this to be
the best year ever.

277
00:19:42,090 --> 00:19:45,760
And between you and me, I think
you'll agree I totally deserve it.

278
00:19:45,970 --> 00:19:49,350
VERONICA: Thank you for sparing
me from eternal damnation.

279
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:52,600
I'm sorry I let that Promise
Maker\Nguy touch me in the rectory.

280
00:19:52,810 --> 00:19:54,036
TIA: Daddy still hasn't
stopped drinking,

281
00:19:54,060 --> 00:19:55,400
but I know you're working on it.

282
00:19:55,610 --> 00:19:57,860
I really want to be a Jewel.

283
00:19:58,070 --> 00:20:00,950
CASSANDRA: I wonder if roller boy's
paralyzed everywhere below the waist?

284
00:20:01,110 --> 00:20:03,820
ROLAND: Oh, yeah, she digs me.

285
00:20:04,030 --> 00:20:06,450
PATRICK: Please, Jesus,
don't let Dad humiliate me.

286
00:20:06,660 --> 00:20:09,620
Those Jesus freaks
are onto something.

287
00:20:09,790 --> 00:20:10,930
Especially in front of her.

288
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,750
MARY: About Dean and I?

289
00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:15,420
I thought we had a deal.

290
00:20:16,710 --> 00:20:18,380
Why is he at Mercy House?

291
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:22,470
You did restore me, right?

292
00:20:24,800 --> 00:20:28,970
PASTOR SKIP: And keep our
President safe. Amen.

293
00:20:29,180 --> 00:20:30,640
ALL: Amen.

294
00:20:30,850 --> 00:20:34,610
Now, who wants to come down here
and give their heart to the Lord?

295
00:20:36,150 --> 00:20:39,690
Who wants to start the year
off right and get saved?

296
00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:41,260
Lot of temptations
over the summer.

297
00:20:41,450 --> 00:20:44,570
I bet some of you folks
backslid just a little.

298
00:20:44,780 --> 00:20:47,160
Who wants to recommit
themselves to the Lord?

299
00:20:47,370 --> 00:20:49,040
There we go! All right.

300
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:54,000
All right. Praise Jesus.

301
00:20:54,210 --> 00:20:57,250
Fantastic. Praise Jesus.
Come on down.

302
00:20:58,340 --> 00:20:59,550
There you go.

303
00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,550
Awesome!

304
00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:04,050
PASTOR SKIP: Fantastic.
All right.

305
00:21:07,430 --> 00:21:10,350
Welcome home. Welcome\Nhome, Jesus.

306
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,940
Welcome to assembly.
Jesus loves you.

307
00:21:15,730 --> 00:21:18,820
Praise Jesus. Accept\NHim into your heart.

308
00:21:25,860 --> 00:21:27,570
Hallelujah!

309
00:21:31,700 --> 00:21:34,040
PASTOR SKIP: Hallelujah!
Bear witness.

310
00:21:34,250 --> 00:21:36,630
She's speaking God's
love language.

311
00:21:38,170 --> 00:21:41,590
Oh, my God. The Jew girl's
speaking in tongues.

312
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,550
She's gonna show her boobs.
Thank you, Jesus.

313
00:21:44,760 --> 00:21:47,010
PATRICK: She is!
She's\Ngonna show her boobs.

314
00:21:59,650 --> 00:22:00,890
She's saying she's got a hot...

315
00:22:04,610 --> 00:22:10,910
MARY: After that, Cassandra's status
went from cautionary tale to legend.

316
00:22:11,120 --> 00:22:14,500
There was no act too vulgar
to get her expelled.

317
00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:16,790
But the more she acted out,

318
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:20,380
the more Hilary
Faye wanted to get her saved.

319
00:22:20,590 --> 00:22:22,460
I'm totally glad that
she wasn't expelled.

320
00:22:22,670 --> 00:22:24,760
Her actions are such
a cry for help.

321
00:22:26,380 --> 00:22:28,510
She might not know this
now, but she's, like,

322
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:31,930
that much closer to accepting
Jesus into her heart, right?

323
00:22:32,140 --> 00:22:36,520
Seriously, she could be some poor
savage in some remote jungle

324
00:22:36,730 --> 00:22:40,980
who will never know the Lord and
who will never go to Heaven, ever.

325
00:22:41,190 --> 00:22:44,230
HILARY FAYE: That's why God has missionaries
like Patrick to spread His word.

326
00:22:45,240 --> 00:22:46,280
Oh, gosh.

327
00:22:47,900 --> 00:22:49,160
Yeah, what's up, guys?

328
00:22:49,360 --> 00:22:50,490
Hi.

329
00:22:50,700 --> 00:22:52,450
You're Mary, right? Thanks, bro.

330
00:22:52,660 --> 00:22:54,240
Yeah.

331
00:22:54,450 --> 00:22:56,516
You played the keyboard during assembly.
That was really cool.

332
00:22:56,540 --> 00:22:58,540
Thanks. HILARY FAYE:
Isn't she great?

333
00:22:58,750 --> 00:23:00,790
She knows just how to
complement my vocal stylings

334
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,290
without overpowering them.

335
00:23:02,500 --> 00:23:03,920
Ah.

336
00:23:04,130 --> 00:23:06,170
We were just talking about
your missionary work.

337
00:23:06,380 --> 00:23:08,010
So great.

338
00:23:08,220 --> 00:23:10,840
So, like, what part of the
world has the worst heathens,

339
00:23:11,050 --> 00:23:13,890
'cause I'm so
interested in that.

340
00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:17,430
Honestly, I couldn't say. Mostly,
I just stuck to skating.

341
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:20,190
No, no, no. But how many of
them did you actually save?

342
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:22,770
Hey, you guys, I totally scored
some free stuff for you.

343
00:23:22,980 --> 00:23:24,320
Thank you, Tia.

344
00:23:24,520 --> 00:23:28,990
Piss off, asshole! And another
thing, no more muffin for you.

345
00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,610
The muffin shop is closed.

346
00:23:30,820 --> 00:23:33,450
Oh, my gosh!

347
00:23:33,660 --> 00:23:36,500
She's in worse shape than I ever
could\Nhave imagined, you guys. Right?

348
00:23:36,620 --> 00:23:38,136
We need to show her just how
cool we Christians can be.

349
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:38,960
Yeah, totally.

350
00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:41,000
Let's start laughing...

351
00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:42,630
Now!

352
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:50,260
Hey, Cassandra. Come join us.
We're just...

353
00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:52,590
Roland! You want to go
wait in the van again?

354
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,720
These are new pants.

355
00:23:54,930 --> 00:23:58,680
Oh, you're handicapped,
but get it together.

356
00:23:58,890 --> 00:24:01,980
Hey, Roland. How about
we get out of here,

357
00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:04,400
and you can give me a little
spin in that thing, hmm?

358
00:24:04,610 --> 00:24:07,530
Release his parking
brake, Hilary Faye.

359
00:24:07,730 --> 00:24:11,280
You smell like Tia's dad. Have you
been drinking? Come on. Careful!

360
00:24:13,280 --> 00:24:15,950
Ooh! I'm having a vision
of the Virgin Mary.

361
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,040
Jeez, Cassandra,
are you all right?

362
00:24:18,250 --> 00:24:20,056
What she needs to do is
accept Jesus into her heart.

363
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,210
What she needs is a ride home.

364
00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:23,580
PATRICK: I'll take her.

365
00:24:23,790 --> 00:24:26,460
I'll help you, then.
Come on, Cassandra.

366
00:24:26,670 --> 00:24:28,670
HILARY FAYE: No, no, no, no.

367
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,300
Get off me!

368
00:24:31,510 --> 00:24:33,446
HILARY FAYE: Helping Patrick\Nhaul
Cassandra out of the mall

369
00:24:33,470 --> 00:24:36,600
was like the most
perfect\NGod-centered moment.

370
00:24:36,810 --> 00:24:39,720
You really learn a lot about a boy
when you're servicing the Lord.

371
00:24:39,930 --> 00:24:43,100
Hey, Hilary Faye, I can see your pad.
I can see it!

372
00:24:43,310 --> 00:24:45,400
Quit it!

373
00:24:45,610 --> 00:24:50,820
TEACHER: Up through the knees, still bent
at the waist, and roll to standing. Good!

374
00:24:51,030 --> 00:24:56,740
And twist and hold.
Come on, keep holding.

375
00:24:56,950 --> 00:25:00,370
I know what you're looking at, Mary.
And Jesus does, too.

376
00:25:14,380 --> 00:25:15,640
MARY: After
a threatening letter

377
00:25:15,840 --> 00:25:17,390
from the State
Board of Education,

378
00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,850
they finally broke down
and created a sex ed class.

379
00:25:21,060 --> 00:25:23,060
A little too late, I might add.

380
00:25:23,270 --> 00:25:26,650
So, it's all about
populating the planet.

381
00:25:26,860 --> 00:25:30,440
And good Christians don't get jiggy
with it until they're married.

382
00:25:30,650 --> 00:25:31,650
Lights!

383
00:25:34,740 --> 00:25:35,860
Yes, Mary?

384
00:25:38,620 --> 00:25:40,790
Is it possible
Jesus might need us

385
00:25:40,990 --> 00:25:44,790
to do His will by not waiting?

386
00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,960
Wait, of course\NHe wants us to wait.

387
00:25:50,170 --> 00:25:52,210
I don't think I get
what you mean, Mary.

388
00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,760
I don't know.

389
00:25:57,970 --> 00:26:00,680
MAN ON TV: Which variety of bass is
not indigenous to North America?

390
00:26:00,890 --> 00:26:02,770
B, Smallmouth. Peacock.

391
00:26:02,970 --> 00:26:05,390
BRENDA: Largemouth? MAN:
Sorry, that's incorrect.

392
00:26:07,650 --> 00:26:11,070
This religious figure was known for
offering to God one of his sons.

393
00:26:11,270 --> 00:26:12,900
Moses.

394
00:26:13,110 --> 00:26:15,700
MAN: Brenda? BRENDA:
I'm guessing Abraham.

395
00:26:15,900 --> 00:26:19,450
MAN: That's correct. Congratulations.
Well done.

396
00:26:19,660 --> 00:26:21,660
I hate this show.

397
00:26:21,870 --> 00:26:26,710
WOMAN: Coming up on Lifetime, Valerie
Bertinelli stars in Bitter Harvest,

398
00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:30,040
a sensitive portrayal of one
woman's struggle with cancer.

399
00:26:30,250 --> 00:26:33,090
Oh, this looks good.

400
00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:36,720
VALERIE: There was a feeling
of twilight in the air,

401
00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:39,180
all honeydew and lilac.

402
00:26:39,390 --> 00:26:41,600
God wasn't just
smiling down on me.

403
00:26:43,060 --> 00:26:46,520
He was jumping up and cheering.

404
00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:50,810
And then, well... I
thought I was pregnant.

405
00:26:51,020 --> 00:26:52,420
I'd been throwing
up every morning

406
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:55,190
and I hadn't had my
period in two months.

407
00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:57,570
So, I took a home
pregnancy test.

408
00:26:57,780 --> 00:26:59,410
WOMAN 2: What happened?

409
00:27:02,580 --> 00:27:05,500
I found out I wasn't pregnant.

410
00:27:05,700 --> 00:27:07,660
It was the cancer.

411
00:27:09,830 --> 00:27:14,090
She found all that out from
a home pregnancy test?

412
00:27:14,300 --> 00:27:18,130
MARY: Valerie's struggles made me realize
that my problems weren't so bad.

413
00:27:18,340 --> 00:27:21,550
Dean was getting help, and
I still had the Jewels.

414
00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:23,260
I was going to be okay.

415
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:40,490
Hey, Mary.

416
00:27:41,450 --> 00:27:43,700
You work here, too?

417
00:27:43,910 --> 00:27:46,630
I'm saving up for a car. Hey, when
I get one, I can come pick you up.

418
00:27:48,330 --> 00:27:50,080
You okay?

419
00:27:50,290 --> 00:27:52,670
Yeah, it's just
really hot in here.

420
00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:54,630
I'll see you later.
Promise?

421
00:27:58,920 --> 00:28:01,640
Please let it be cancer!
Please let it be cancer!

422
00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:03,760
Please let it be cancer!
Please let it be cancer!

423
00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:40,720
The test mentioned something
about a possible false positive.

424
00:28:46,890 --> 00:28:49,020
Do you have anything
later on Monday?

425
00:28:52,810 --> 00:28:56,610
3:00? No, I can make that.

426
00:28:56,820 --> 00:28:59,940
I have my leadership meeting
tonight after work.

427
00:29:03,360 --> 00:29:04,636
You're not wearing
that, are you?

428
00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:05,660
Why not?

429
00:29:05,870 --> 00:29:08,990
You just can't, Mom.

430
00:29:09,200 --> 00:29:10,880
You're right, it's too\Nhot for a sweater.

431
00:29:14,370 --> 00:29:16,710
I'll see you later. Bye, hon.

432
00:29:20,630 --> 00:29:22,920
Hey, Mary, sorry to hear
about Dean's faggotry.

433
00:29:23,680 --> 00:29:24,840
What?

434
00:29:25,050 --> 00:29:26,430
See you at P circle?

435
00:29:36,150 --> 00:29:37,730
Can I talk to you?

436
00:29:38,900 --> 00:29:39,940
Yeah.

437
00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:42,740
What's going on?

438
00:29:43,740 --> 00:29:45,160
You promised me.

439
00:29:46,450 --> 00:29:47,490
Oh, Mary.

440
00:29:49,870 --> 00:29:51,450
It's hard,

441
00:29:51,660 --> 00:29:54,330
but I think this is the
only way we can help Dean.

442
00:29:56,710 --> 00:29:58,380
Don't you think?

443
00:29:58,590 --> 00:30:00,800
Come on, you're not born a gay.

444
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:03,130
You're born again.

445
00:30:03,340 --> 00:30:05,590
I don't know what
I think anymore.

446
00:30:06,470 --> 00:30:08,260
I've got to go.

447
00:30:08,470 --> 00:30:09,486
Wait, don't you need me
to give you a ride home?

448
00:30:09,510 --> 00:30:11,970
Not today.

449
00:30:12,180 --> 00:30:15,060
Well, well, tonight at the
prayer circle meeting, okay?

450
00:30:18,230 --> 00:30:20,860
Prayer circle meeting
at my house at 7:00.

451
00:30:21,070 --> 00:30:23,440
I'm conducting it for
Mary's gay boyfriend, Dean.

452
00:30:38,580 --> 00:30:40,460
What?

453
00:30:40,670 --> 00:30:42,800
You know where a guy
can get some smokes?

454
00:30:58,850 --> 00:31:02,110
What's the matter? Scared to be
seen in public with a stripper?

455
00:31:02,320 --> 00:31:04,480
No. Scared of being
seen with a cripple?

456
00:31:04,690 --> 00:31:06,900
I've been seen with worse.

457
00:31:07,110 --> 00:31:09,320
Hilary Faye's gonna freak
out when I'm not there.

458
00:31:09,530 --> 00:31:11,950
Who cares?

459
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:14,740
It's just that I don't\Nget
out much on my own.

460
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,500
I'm not really a stripper.

461
00:31:17,660 --> 00:31:19,500
I'm not really a Christian.

462
00:31:21,540 --> 00:31:24,130
So, how did you end
up at American Eagle?

463
00:31:24,340 --> 00:31:26,210
I mean, you're Jewish, right?

464
00:31:26,420 --> 00:31:28,630
Well, after I got expelled
from my last school,

465
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:32,390
it was either here
or home-schooling.

466
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:35,310
I figure I could handle these
freaks better than my parents.

467
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:37,100
Well... Lucky me.

468
00:31:39,140 --> 00:31:41,190
Are you playing
footsies with me?

469
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,400
Wheelies.

470
00:31:44,690 --> 00:31:47,070
Hey, isn't that...

471
00:31:47,280 --> 00:31:50,660
ROLAND: Mary? What's
she doing downtown?

472
00:31:50,860 --> 00:31:53,716
There's only one reason Christian girls
come down to the Planned Parenthood.

473
00:31:53,740 --> 00:31:54,990
She's planting a pipe bomb?

474
00:31:55,200 --> 00:31:56,740
Okay, two reasons.

475
00:31:56,950 --> 00:31:58,660
With Dean?

476
00:31:58,870 --> 00:32:01,710
I think there's a better
chance of that pipe bomb.

477
00:32:04,710 --> 00:32:06,960
I should get home.

478
00:32:11,260 --> 00:32:13,180
Yeah, you should.

479
00:32:24,770 --> 00:32:31,240
♪ Let me show you
what I'm made of

480
00:32:31,450 --> 00:32:35,990
♪ Good intentions are not enough

481
00:32:38,790 --> 00:32:45,340
♪ To get me through
today and this life

482
00:32:49,590 --> 00:32:55,720
♪ Let me tell you
who you really are

483
00:32:55,930 --> 00:33:00,770
♪ You're my comfort
You're not a superstar

484
00:33:03,560 --> 00:33:10,110
♪ I can reach up and bring
you back down to the ground

485
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:22,120
Shit!

486
00:33:30,590 --> 00:33:31,630
Fuck!

487
00:33:43,560 --> 00:33:44,850
God damn.

488
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:52,860
HILARY FAYE: And we pray for all the
perverts, Lord, but especially for Dean,

489
00:33:53,070 --> 00:33:56,360
whom, at this time, just\Nhasn't
found the right girl.

490
00:33:56,570 --> 00:34:01,580
We join together and beg You to
rid\Nhim of his unnatural perversions.

491
00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:04,210
May You lead him out
of the darkness, Lord,

492
00:34:04,370 --> 00:34:06,960
and into your divine light.
Amen.

493
00:34:09,420 --> 00:34:12,090
That was good. That
felt really nice.

494
00:34:12,300 --> 00:34:14,880
Thank you so much for
that great prayer.

495
00:34:15,090 --> 00:34:17,180
Hi, Mary. Hi.

496
00:34:17,390 --> 00:34:20,350
How are you? It's so good to see you.
We've been waiting for you.

497
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:23,680
We were just finishing up, so if
you\Nhave anything else you want to add,

498
00:34:23,890 --> 00:34:25,350
Jesus is still listening.

499
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:28,060
Jesus isn't listening, \NHilary Faye.

500
00:34:28,270 --> 00:34:29,860
I did everything I
could to save Dean,

501
00:34:30,060 --> 00:34:31,376
and he still ended
up at Mercy House.

502
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:33,360
Okay. Let's take a breath...

503
00:34:33,570 --> 00:34:36,820
What can they say and do
that I haven't already done?

504
00:34:37,030 --> 00:34:38,320
We have to pray about this.

505
00:34:38,530 --> 00:34:40,120
Prayer works, it's
medically proven.

506
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:41,830
You know that. Just
lay off of me!

507
00:34:42,040 --> 00:34:43,410
Whoa! Wait a second.

508
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:48,040
Give me that.

509
00:34:48,250 --> 00:34:52,090
You could pollute the Jewels
and everything we stand for.

510
00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:54,090
And I can't have that. Goodbye.

511
00:34:56,130 --> 00:34:59,010
I hope you know that this
is all a waste of time.

512
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:10,310
I just got off the phone
with Hilary Faye.

513
00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:12,940
Wow, can she be an
uppity hootie-hoo.

514
00:35:17,820 --> 00:35:19,530
What's the matter?

515
00:35:19,740 --> 00:35:20,780
Nothing.

516
00:35:21,740 --> 00:35:22,990
Come on.

517
00:35:28,870 --> 00:35:33,590
Why do you think Dean's parents
sent him away so fast?

518
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:36,160
They probably thought they
couldn't handle it by themselves.

519
00:35:36,300 --> 00:35:39,680
Having a child is
like owning a car.

520
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:44,220
I can change the oil, fill the\Ngas
tank, take it to a car wash,

521
00:35:44,430 --> 00:35:47,980
but if the carburetor broke, I
wouldn't\Nhave a clue as to how to fix it.

522
00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:51,440
You're saying you'd send me
to a place like Mercy House?

523
00:35:51,650 --> 00:35:53,610
Oh, Mary, please don't
tell me you're a lesbian.

524
00:35:53,820 --> 00:35:56,360
Mom. Oh!

525
00:35:59,700 --> 00:36:02,320
LILLIAN: Should I be
worried about you?

526
00:36:02,530 --> 00:36:04,780
I don't need to worry about you.
Do I?

527
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,040
No.

528
00:36:10,790 --> 00:36:12,040
No, no.

529
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:16,300
MARY: My mom just
compared me to a car,

530
00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:19,670
so me having a baby
definitely falls into

531
00:36:19,880 --> 00:36:23,090
the category of things
she couldn't handle.

532
00:36:23,300 --> 00:36:26,140
A week after prom, and two
days after I turned 18,

533
00:36:27,810 --> 00:36:30,770
I was going to join the
unwed mothers' club.

534
00:36:30,980 --> 00:36:33,310
MARY: Dean, I'm really
sorry about what we did.

535
00:36:35,190 --> 00:36:37,690
We should have at least
used protection, you know?

536
00:36:37,900 --> 00:36:39,466
You're the only person
I've ever been with.

537
00:36:39,490 --> 00:36:40,820
No. I know that.

538
00:36:41,030 --> 00:36:42,240
I don't have anything.

539
00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:44,570
Dean, I really...

540
00:36:44,780 --> 00:36:46,120
I need to tell you something.

541
00:36:46,330 --> 00:36:47,790
Hey, governor.

542
00:36:47,990 --> 00:36:49,410
Hi, Mitch.

543
00:36:51,830 --> 00:36:53,080
Mitch?

544
00:36:53,290 --> 00:36:56,500
My roommate. He's here for
the same reason as me.

545
00:36:56,710 --> 00:37:00,090
He even ran away from home to San
Francisco. He's the worst one here.

546
00:37:00,300 --> 00:37:01,670
You'd better be careful.

547
00:37:01,880 --> 00:37:03,260
I'm gonna beat this.

548
00:37:03,470 --> 00:37:05,890
According to the brochure,
\Nhundreds of others have.

549
00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:07,930
What were you going to say?

550
00:37:10,810 --> 00:37:12,270
Nothing. Just...

551
00:37:14,730 --> 00:37:16,810
I wanted to know if
you'd be out by prom.

552
00:37:17,020 --> 00:37:19,940
Wild horses couldn't stop me.

553
00:37:20,150 --> 00:37:22,911
I got to go. We're doing a
Christian\Nhaunted house. Happy Halloween.

554
00:37:28,240 --> 00:37:30,540
Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go.
Let's pick it up.

555
00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:32,830
Hey, Mary.

556
00:37:34,870 --> 00:37:36,380
Nice costume.

557
00:37:36,580 --> 00:37:37,750
Thanks.

558
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:41,880
'Cause we have the same...

559
00:37:44,300 --> 00:37:46,640
Roland! Roland!

560
00:37:46,840 --> 00:37:48,120
If you don't let go of my chair,

561
00:37:48,260 --> 00:37:49,576
I'm gonna tell everybody
you touched me

562
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:51,076
inappropriately while\Nhelping
me in the bathroom.

563
00:37:51,100 --> 00:37:52,860
Oh, really? Is that
supposed to embarrass me?

564
00:37:53,060 --> 00:37:54,456
ROLAND: I'm just tired of
you pushing me around.

565
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:59,270
Maybe I am tired of pushing
you around.\NHe's all yours!

566
00:37:59,480 --> 00:38:01,980
Thanks! Call me later, 'kay?

567
00:38:02,190 --> 00:38:04,030
He doesn't appreciate one
thing you do for him.

568
00:38:04,150 --> 00:38:07,410
Yeah. You know, without the strength
and love that Jesus provides me,

569
00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:09,756
do you really think Cassandra's going
to be able to take care of him?

570
00:38:09,780 --> 00:38:11,200
No way.

571
00:38:11,410 --> 00:38:13,080
She's just gonna end
up hurting him.

572
00:38:13,290 --> 00:38:15,920
By the look of the bruises
on\Nhis neck, she already has.

573
00:38:16,120 --> 00:38:17,120
Tia, please!

574
00:38:17,290 --> 00:38:19,130
What are you supposed to be?

575
00:38:20,380 --> 00:38:22,670
A roller skate.

576
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,420
I've got something to show you.

577
00:38:24,630 --> 00:38:25,970
You do? Mmm-hmm.

578
00:38:34,390 --> 00:38:36,640
You didn't just do this for
the parking permit, did you?

579
00:38:36,850 --> 00:38:38,060
Pretty much.

580
00:38:39,650 --> 00:38:41,360
MARY: In the meantime,

581
00:38:41,570 --> 00:38:45,610
I was trying to find a new
religion or a new God or whatever.

582
00:38:45,820 --> 00:38:49,160
But to tell you the truth, they
were all kind of freaking me out.

583
00:38:49,370 --> 00:38:51,120
I mean, sure, they
can't all be right,

584
00:38:51,330 --> 00:38:53,790
but they can't all
be wrong, right?

585
00:39:04,460 --> 00:39:06,380
You know, the whole crystal
thing is so felt up.

586
00:39:06,590 --> 00:39:08,930
Don't you have a church to
desecrate or something?

587
00:39:09,140 --> 00:39:11,800
Roland and I both saw you
sneaking out of the clinic.

588
00:39:12,010 --> 00:39:14,850
Kudos on the Bono
shades, by the way.

589
00:39:15,060 --> 00:39:17,270
I was distributing pamphlets.

590
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:20,810
I was trying to prevent girls
like you from making a mistake.

591
00:39:21,690 --> 00:39:23,900
Thank you.

592
00:39:24,110 --> 00:39:25,940
After we win the
costume contest,

593
00:39:26,150 --> 00:39:29,240
we'll give religious tracts
to the kids instead of candy.

594
00:39:29,450 --> 00:39:31,910
Good one. VERONICA: Good idea.
That's awesome.

595
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:35,410
Hey, ladies. Sorry,
you got a second?

596
00:39:35,620 --> 00:39:37,080
Yeah.

597
00:39:37,290 --> 00:39:39,290
Listen, I'm concerned
about Mary.

598
00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:40,540
Something's going on.

599
00:39:40,750 --> 00:39:42,380
Yeah, me, too.

600
00:39:42,590 --> 00:39:47,010
She's part of your posse, and I
think that you could help her.

601
00:39:47,210 --> 00:39:49,946
I'm gonna need you to be a warrior our
there on the front lines for Jesus.

602
00:39:49,970 --> 00:39:51,640
You mean, like, shoot her?

603
00:39:54,350 --> 00:39:57,680
No, I was thinking of something
a little less gangsta.

604
00:39:57,890 --> 00:39:59,850
I need someone who's
spiritually armed

605
00:40:00,060 --> 00:40:02,270
to help guide her
back to her faith

606
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:05,480
with the love and care that only Jesus
can supply. You down with that?

607
00:40:05,690 --> 00:40:06,706
HILARY FAYE: I'm down with that.

608
00:40:06,730 --> 00:40:08,166
PASTOR SKIP: She's
vulnerable right now,

609
00:40:08,190 --> 00:40:09,860
so I'm gonna need you
to be extra gentle.

610
00:40:10,860 --> 00:40:12,700
HILARY FAYE: Hurry!

611
00:40:12,910 --> 00:40:14,780
I'm going, I'm going.

612
00:40:16,540 --> 00:40:18,200
MARY: Tia?

613
00:40:18,410 --> 00:40:20,000
Hurry up, hurry up!

614
00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:26,710
In the name of Jesus,
I command you,

615
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:28,356
leave the body of
this servant of God.

616
00:40:28,380 --> 00:40:30,760
You're performing an
exorcism on me?\NGet off me!

617
00:40:30,970 --> 00:40:32,340
TIA: Mary, come back here.

618
00:40:32,550 --> 00:40:33,946
Hey, Mary, we have to get
rid of the evil in you.

619
00:40:33,970 --> 00:40:35,260
It's God's will!

620
00:40:35,470 --> 00:40:37,970
God's will? Christ
died for your sins.

621
00:40:38,180 --> 00:40:41,100
Okay, wait a second. So are you
not\Ngonna accept our intervention?

622
00:40:41,310 --> 00:40:42,560
You mean, kidnapping? No!

623
00:40:42,770 --> 00:40:44,860
You are backsliding into
the flames of hell.

624
00:40:45,060 --> 00:40:48,070
You've become a magnet for sin.
We've all witnessed it.

625
00:40:48,280 --> 00:40:50,440
Sure, Veronica acting all pure.

626
00:40:50,650 --> 00:40:51,770
What about last spring break

627
00:40:51,950 --> 00:40:53,320
at the Promise
Makers rally, huh?

628
00:40:53,530 --> 00:40:55,470
Oh, my God! You are making
accusations Get off me.

629
00:40:55,490 --> 00:40:57,540
As we're trying to
save your soul?

630
00:40:57,740 --> 00:41:02,210
Mary, turn away from Satan.
Jesus, He loves you.

631
00:41:02,420 --> 00:41:06,710
You don't know the first
thing about love.

632
00:41:06,920 --> 00:41:08,840
I am filled with Christ's love.

633
00:41:09,050 --> 00:41:10,420
God!

634
00:41:10,630 --> 00:41:12,590
You are just jealous of
my success in the Lord.

635
00:41:12,800 --> 00:41:16,100
This is not a weapon, you idiot.

636
00:41:24,650 --> 00:41:27,270
Mary! Hi.

637
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:31,030
Did they send you to strap me
on the back of your scooter?

638
00:41:31,240 --> 00:41:34,990
Scooter? Mary, this is a Vespa,

639
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:38,370
and I don't know what you're
talking about. Hop on.

640
00:41:38,580 --> 00:41:40,330
I'd rather walk.

641
00:41:40,540 --> 00:41:41,790
Suit yourself.

642
00:41:47,590 --> 00:41:49,630
PATRICK: She actually
tried to exorcise you?

643
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:51,050
MARY: Yeah.

644
00:41:51,260 --> 00:41:54,050
That was nice of her, I guess.

645
00:41:54,260 --> 00:41:55,680
The way things have been going,

646
00:41:55,890 --> 00:41:57,800
I probably should've let her.

647
00:41:58,890 --> 00:42:01,720
Listen, Mary,

648
00:42:01,930 --> 00:42:04,560
I want you to know that I don't
think Dean's sick or anything.

649
00:42:04,770 --> 00:42:06,230
Yeah, right.

650
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,810
No, really. I mean, Mercy House
doesn't really exist for

651
00:42:09,020 --> 00:42:10,690
the people who get sent there.

652
00:42:10,900 --> 00:42:13,110
It exists more for the
people who do the sending.

653
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:17,160
So, then, why were you at Hilary
Faye's when she was praying for Dean?

654
00:42:18,990 --> 00:42:19,990
Honestly?

655
00:42:22,120 --> 00:42:24,080
I thought you'd be there.

656
00:42:31,800 --> 00:42:34,010
Well, thank you for
the ride, Patrick.

657
00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:36,090
Any time.

658
00:42:38,550 --> 00:42:39,550
Mary!

659
00:42:43,100 --> 00:42:44,930
Do you want to go out some time?

660
00:42:46,850 --> 00:42:49,060
What? Are you gonna take
me out on your scooter?

661
00:42:49,270 --> 00:42:51,690
Come on. I'm totally adorable.

662
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:55,570
Besides, it'd drive\NHilary Faye crazy.

663
00:42:59,620 --> 00:43:02,200
I can't. I'm not
dating right now.

664
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:07,040
What about tomorrow night?
Will you be dating then?

665
00:43:09,170 --> 00:43:10,500
Goodnight, Patrick.

666
00:43:12,750 --> 00:43:15,630
Thank you! You guys are so sweet.

667
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:16,880
You know what?

668
00:43:18,220 --> 00:43:19,720
We need to...

669
00:43:22,470 --> 00:43:27,600
We need to think about those people
who don't have Christ in their life.

670
00:43:27,810 --> 00:43:31,690
So, let's pray for Mary.

671
00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:34,440
MARY: Lucky for me, at our
school, teen pregnancy was

672
00:43:34,650 --> 00:43:36,610
about as common as the
flesh-eating virus.

673
00:43:36,820 --> 00:43:38,530
CASSANDRA: Mary!

674
00:43:38,740 --> 00:43:42,030
No one really seemed to catch on.
Except Cassandra.

675
00:43:45,830 --> 00:43:47,686
TEACHER: Mary? Could I have
a bathroom pass, please?

676
00:43:47,710 --> 00:43:49,960
Sure.

677
00:43:50,170 --> 00:43:52,476
TEACHER: "Blessed are those who are
persecuted because of righteousness",

678
00:43:52,500 --> 00:43:54,460
"for theirs
is the Kingdom of Heaven."

679
00:43:54,670 --> 00:43:57,880
"Blessed are you when people
insult you, persecute you"

680
00:43:58,090 --> 00:44:00,530
"and falsely say all kinds of
evil against you because of Me."

681
00:44:06,680 --> 00:44:08,060
Excuse me.

682
00:44:10,890 --> 00:44:13,160
It doesn't bother you to have
people smoking around you?

683
00:44:13,190 --> 00:44:15,020
It's so bad for the baby.

684
00:44:16,030 --> 00:44:18,110
I'm not pregnant, okay?

685
00:44:19,150 --> 00:44:20,990
So, what's your plan?

686
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,820
It's too late for the big "A".

687
00:44:24,030 --> 00:44:25,780
You look like a smuggler.

688
00:44:25,990 --> 00:44:27,216
I know somewhere where
you could sell it.

689
00:44:27,240 --> 00:44:28,950
I'm not going to sell my...

690
00:44:36,670 --> 00:44:38,210
It's Dean's, isn't it?

691
00:44:40,720 --> 00:44:42,680
You can't do this on your own.

692
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:45,930
Yes, I can.

693
00:44:47,600 --> 00:44:48,930
No, you can't.

694
00:44:58,070 --> 00:44:59,940
I thought I was helping him.

695
00:45:02,530 --> 00:45:05,990
I thought it was what
Jesus wanted me to do.

696
00:45:10,290 --> 00:45:12,120
That's pretty stupid, right?

697
00:45:13,120 --> 00:45:15,170
It's not stupid.

698
00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:17,710
Yes, it is. It's not stupid.

699
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:32,890
If you're interested, I know some
people who'd pay a lot of money

700
00:45:33,100 --> 00:45:35,100
to take naked pictures
of you in a family way.

701
00:45:35,310 --> 00:45:36,650
Yeah?

702
00:45:36,860 --> 00:45:38,360
How much money?

703
00:45:40,110 --> 00:45:41,900
You need to get out of here.

704
00:45:45,490 --> 00:45:47,120
Are we cutting?

705
00:45:53,790 --> 00:45:55,620
Should you be driving?

706
00:45:55,830 --> 00:45:57,000
What is it with you people?

707
00:45:57,210 --> 00:45:59,290
You don't think I can
do anything, do you?

708
00:45:59,500 --> 00:46:02,300
I mean, you don't have
your license, do you?

709
00:46:02,510 --> 00:46:03,800
No.

710
00:46:09,220 --> 00:46:13,310
Here. Years of shoplifting have
taught me how to hide a bundle, okay?

711
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:17,100
Did I ever tell you
about the time

712
00:46:17,310 --> 00:46:20,440
that I shoplifted a frozen
turkey out of a Piggly Wiggly

713
00:46:20,650 --> 00:46:22,940
wearing only a tube top
and some Daisy Dukes?

714
00:46:23,150 --> 00:46:24,500
♪ Things are what
you make of them

715
00:46:24,530 --> 00:46:26,950
♪ Things are what you
make of them, baby

716
00:46:27,160 --> 00:46:29,120
♪ And you know what I mean

717
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:31,580
♪ Yeah, you know what I mean

718
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:35,120
I can't pay for all of this.

719
00:46:36,960 --> 00:46:39,670
Compliments of Hilary Faye.

720
00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:41,146
♪ Things are what
you make of them

721
00:46:41,170 --> 00:46:43,260
♪ Things are what you
make of them, baby

722
00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:49,470
CASSANDRA: So, Patrick asked you
out and you turned him down?

723
00:46:49,680 --> 00:46:52,970
The boy is a tomcat, even
if he is a big JC freak.

724
00:46:53,180 --> 00:46:57,100
And, double plus bonus, I'm
pretty sure he's not a 'mo.

725
00:46:57,310 --> 00:47:00,270
He's Pastor Skip's son, and
I'm about to pop a baby out.

726
00:47:00,480 --> 00:47:02,086
I should tell Patrick
to act gay around you.

727
00:47:02,110 --> 00:47:03,690
Maybe then he'd get
a little action.

728
00:47:03,900 --> 00:47:05,530
Nice. Very nice.

729
00:47:09,410 --> 00:47:14,910
Does it ever bother you that
he can't walk?\NHe can't walk?

730
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:18,080
No, I mean, it must be
tricky, that's all.

731
00:47:18,290 --> 00:47:21,790
I don't care. He gets
me and I get him.

732
00:47:22,630 --> 00:47:23,750
Cool.

733
00:47:23,960 --> 00:47:25,960
Hello, ladies. Hello.

734
00:47:26,170 --> 00:47:30,430
Check this out. I got a candy
bar and a whole nickel.

735
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,260
CASSANDRA: Oh, Jesus!
Don't look now,

736
00:47:32,470 --> 00:47:34,930
but bitch-face is here
with your boyfriend.

737
00:47:36,930 --> 00:47:39,520
Hey, guys. Merry Christmas.

738
00:47:43,980 --> 00:47:45,570
What's wrong with her?

739
00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:48,320
It's nothing.

740
00:47:48,530 --> 00:47:51,530
I just get this really left-out feeling
around Christmastime, you know?

741
00:47:51,740 --> 00:47:54,370
Jewish.

742
00:47:54,580 --> 00:47:57,040
Well, if you decided to accept
Christ into your heart,

743
00:47:57,250 --> 00:48:01,000
then you and your people could
join in on the fun, too.

744
00:48:01,210 --> 00:48:04,290
We should go. Bye, guys.

745
00:48:06,590 --> 00:48:07,590
Wait!

746
00:48:08,420 --> 00:48:09,840
What?

747
00:48:10,050 --> 00:48:11,390
You're right.

748
00:48:11,590 --> 00:48:12,590
HILARY FAYE: I am?

749
00:48:12,800 --> 00:48:15,060
I want to join in on the fun.

750
00:48:15,260 --> 00:48:18,850
I don't want a Hanukkah bush this year.
I want a Christmas tree.

751
00:48:19,060 --> 00:48:20,560
You're kidding me again, right?

752
00:48:20,770 --> 00:48:24,190
I want to get saved. I want a
relationship with Jesus Christ for real.

753
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:27,690
HILARY FAYE: Are you serious?

754
00:48:27,900 --> 00:48:28,900
Yes.

755
00:48:30,860 --> 00:48:34,530
Okay. This is going to be
pretty intense, Patrick.

756
00:48:34,740 --> 00:48:37,700
Gosh, I don't have all of my
equipment with me, but...

757
00:48:38,790 --> 00:48:40,460
Okay. Sit down.

758
00:48:40,620 --> 00:48:45,670
First of all, we need to have you
confess all of your sins out loud.

759
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:47,380
Well, there's all the swears.
Mmm-hmm.

760
00:48:47,590 --> 00:48:50,630
I mean, I have a pretty\Ngod
damn dirty mouth.

761
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:54,680
And then there's the sex. Are
we counting oral... Whoa.

762
00:48:54,890 --> 00:48:58,220
So, Christmas shopping
with Hilary Faye, eh?

763
00:48:58,430 --> 00:49:00,190
No, no, no, no, no. I
just ran into her here.

764
00:49:00,770 --> 00:49:02,850
Honestly.

765
00:49:03,060 --> 00:49:04,916
She's helping me pick out
some last-minute gifts.

766
00:49:04,940 --> 00:49:07,440
Hey, look here. Sorry, sorry.

767
00:49:07,650 --> 00:49:09,440
What are you doing, Patrick?

768
00:49:09,650 --> 00:49:12,200
I want to see what's in here.
Come on.

769
00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:15,120
No. We're not allowed... We'll
just be gone for a second.

770
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:16,920
MARY: I don't think
we should be in here.

771
00:49:17,030 --> 00:49:19,430
- PATRICK: Yes, yes, we should definitely be in here.
- No.

772
00:49:44,520 --> 00:49:46,020
It's incredible.

773
00:49:59,490 --> 00:50:00,990
I like you, Mary.

774
00:50:02,450 --> 00:50:03,710
I really do.

775
00:50:04,580 --> 00:50:05,580
Why?

776
00:50:07,670 --> 00:50:08,920
You're beautiful.

777
00:50:10,300 --> 00:50:12,420
You speak for yourself.

778
00:50:12,630 --> 00:50:14,550
God gave us all free will,

779
00:50:14,760 --> 00:50:18,050
and that day at Hilary
Faye's prayer circle,

780
00:50:18,260 --> 00:50:20,810
you weren't afraid to use it.

781
00:50:21,010 --> 00:50:22,220
You inspired me.

782
00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,060
You amaze me, Mary.

783
00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:36,740
This is a bad idea, I knew it.

784
00:50:36,950 --> 00:50:37,990
PATRICK: No,
wait a minute.

785
00:50:38,160 --> 00:50:40,490
You're not my type, Patrick.

786
00:50:40,700 --> 00:50:42,040
Why? Why not?

787
00:50:43,790 --> 00:50:44,870
I'm sorry.

788
00:50:46,620 --> 00:50:48,130
Mary, wait.

789
00:50:54,210 --> 00:50:55,210
Thanks.

790
00:51:04,730 --> 00:51:07,770
CASSANDRA: I taped a piece of rotten
bacon inside Hilary Faye's locker.

791
00:51:07,980 --> 00:51:09,600
MARY: That's disgusting.

792
00:51:09,810 --> 00:51:12,360
She made me listen to the
entire Elms CD on her iPod.

793
00:51:12,570 --> 00:51:14,400
I didn't ask you to get saved.

794
00:51:14,610 --> 00:51:15,990
Anyway, it's no big deal.

795
00:51:16,190 --> 00:51:18,200
Last year, I got saved so
I could go on a ski trip.

796
00:51:18,410 --> 00:51:19,610
Oh, my God!

797
00:51:20,820 --> 00:51:23,120
Hi, Cass. How do you feel?

798
00:51:24,330 --> 00:51:25,790
I'm a whole new girl, Hay Faye.

799
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:29,460
I told you! How great is Jesus?

800
00:51:29,670 --> 00:51:33,170
Yeah. About that...

801
00:51:33,380 --> 00:51:35,960
I've decided to devote my
life to Satan instead.

802
00:51:37,260 --> 00:51:38,340
Thanks, though.

803
00:51:39,090 --> 00:51:40,090
What?

804
00:51:44,890 --> 00:51:46,350
Wow! Who beefed?

805
00:51:48,850 --> 00:51:52,190
PRIEST: "She was found to be
pregnant through the Holy Spirit."

806
00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:54,500
"When he had contemplated
this, an angel of the Lord"

807
00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:56,440
"appeared to him in
a dream and said,"

808
00:51:56,650 --> 00:52:01,030
"'Joseph, son of David, do not be
afraid to take Mary as your wife,"

809
00:52:01,240 --> 00:52:05,870
"'because the child conceived
in\Nher is from the Holy Spirit.'"

810
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:09,790
"Behold, a virgin shall
conceive and bear a son."

811
00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,170
MARY: I know this is,
like, totally wrong,

812
00:52:12,380 --> 00:52:15,300
but don't you ever wonder if
she made the whole thing up?

813
00:52:15,500 --> 00:52:18,010
You have to admit,
it's a good one.

814
00:52:18,220 --> 00:52:22,840
It's not like anyone could use
virgin birth as an excuse again.

815
00:52:23,050 --> 00:52:24,810
I don't really think
she made it up,

816
00:52:25,010 --> 00:52:27,220
but I can understand
why a girl would.

817
00:52:28,270 --> 00:52:30,600
Quit being so stingy.

818
00:52:30,810 --> 00:52:33,480
They're my Valentine's
Day chocolates.

819
00:52:33,690 --> 00:52:36,610
You bought them for yourself,
so it doesn't count.

820
00:52:39,070 --> 00:52:40,950
CASSANDRA: You still have that?

821
00:52:41,150 --> 00:52:43,130
I haven't decided if I want
to give it to him yet.

822
00:52:43,160 --> 00:52:44,950
You better decide fast.

823
00:52:50,790 --> 00:52:53,500
Happy Valentine's Day.

824
00:52:53,710 --> 00:52:55,340
Thank you. I made it myself.

825
00:53:00,590 --> 00:53:02,880
It's a dumb idea, anyway.

826
00:53:03,090 --> 00:53:05,890
♪ You're
on my mind today again

827
00:53:07,720 --> 00:53:11,020
♪ Pushing out and pulling in

828
00:53:11,230 --> 00:53:13,900
♪ You know

829
00:53:14,100 --> 00:53:17,110
♪ How easy it is to
let it slip away

830
00:53:19,070 --> 00:53:21,610
♪ You let it go too far

831
00:53:29,490 --> 00:53:31,636
PASTOR SKIP: Mary's been going
through a lot of changes this year,

832
00:53:31,660 --> 00:53:34,170
and a relationship is the last
thing she needs right now.

833
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:39,130
Yeah, you're the
relationship expert.

834
00:53:39,340 --> 00:53:41,340
You and mom don't
even talk anymore.

835
00:53:41,550 --> 00:53:43,316
That's because your mom
has\Nher missionary position,

836
00:53:43,340 --> 00:53:46,640
and I have my responsibilities
running the school, and...

837
00:53:46,850 --> 00:53:49,390
Mom told me everything
this summer.

838
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:53,480
Why didn't you just get
divorced when she wanted to?

839
00:53:53,690 --> 00:53:56,100
Because divorce is not
part of God's plan.

840
00:53:56,310 --> 00:53:58,980
Dad, you need to
think of a new plan.

841
00:54:02,940 --> 00:54:05,570
MARY: I thought you were
meeting with Pastor Skip.

842
00:54:05,780 --> 00:54:07,370
It got cancelled.

843
00:54:07,570 --> 00:54:10,040
Again? That's, like,
three times this week.

844
00:54:11,080 --> 00:54:12,080
Four.

845
00:54:14,830 --> 00:54:18,250
Well, do you want
to talk about it?

846
00:54:18,460 --> 00:54:20,500
I think this one's
between me and Jesus.

847
00:54:23,170 --> 00:54:25,340
Do you want to talk?

848
00:54:25,550 --> 00:54:26,550
No.

849
00:54:32,850 --> 00:54:34,940
I try to remind myself that
when Jesus shuts a door,

850
00:54:35,140 --> 00:54:37,060
He opens a window.

851
00:54:37,270 --> 00:54:39,310
Yeah. So we have something
we can jump out of.

852
00:54:50,530 --> 00:54:53,330
LILLIAN: Hello? Hey. It's me.

853
00:54:53,540 --> 00:54:54,976
PASTOR SKIP: I'm trying
to get the board to okay

854
00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:57,580
this new youth outreach program

855
00:54:57,790 --> 00:55:02,880
so that you can get the kids into
church via rock music concerts,

856
00:55:03,090 --> 00:55:05,550
and one of the board members
comes up to me and he says,

857
00:55:05,760 --> 00:55:10,680
"I can't tell the difference between
Christian rock and secular rock anymore."

858
00:55:10,890 --> 00:55:14,140
And I said,
"Dude, exactly."

859
00:55:14,350 --> 00:55:17,980
You get their attention, and then
you\Nhit them with the message, and boom!

860
00:55:18,190 --> 00:55:19,350
You've saved another soul.

861
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:20,980
Skip... What?

862
00:55:21,190 --> 00:55:24,280
I don't care. You don't care?

863
00:55:24,480 --> 00:55:26,900
I've missed you. I've
missed our meetings.

864
00:55:28,910 --> 00:55:30,200
I feel good when I'm with you.

865
00:55:30,410 --> 00:55:32,280
I think you feel good, too.

866
00:55:35,160 --> 00:55:36,160
Yeah.

867
00:55:39,460 --> 00:55:42,210
I've missed you, too, yeah.

868
00:55:42,420 --> 00:55:45,840
I wonder why God would give us
these feelings of happiness

869
00:55:46,050 --> 00:55:48,630
if what we're doing is wrong.

870
00:55:49,800 --> 00:55:52,050
What are we doing, Lillian?

871
00:55:52,260 --> 00:55:55,060
We haven't done anything
to be ashamed of, Skip.

872
00:55:58,310 --> 00:56:01,980
Is this how people turn away from
Christ's teachings? I mean, I...

873
00:56:04,270 --> 00:56:05,400
All the...

874
00:56:07,150 --> 00:56:08,256
All the Bible study I've done,

875
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:11,160
all the preaching I've
done to the kids,

876
00:56:13,700 --> 00:56:17,750
all the prayers for
forgiveness I've prayed...

877
00:56:23,540 --> 00:56:25,380
All I can think about is

878
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:28,380
kissing you, Lillian.

879
00:56:30,260 --> 00:56:32,140
I want to kiss you.

880
00:56:37,100 --> 00:56:38,390
Then kiss me.

881
00:56:54,620 --> 00:56:58,620
MARY: By Easter, it seemed Jesus\Nhad
answered my mom's prayers.

882
00:56:58,830 --> 00:57:01,960
She was as happy as she was when
she first got back from Orlando.

883
00:57:02,170 --> 00:57:04,750
I'm probably gonna be late
tonight, because I have a meeting.

884
00:57:04,960 --> 00:57:07,630
I know. You're meeting
twice a week now?

885
00:57:07,840 --> 00:57:09,760
Or you can do petrol...

886
00:57:12,630 --> 00:57:16,140
MARY: Pastor Skip suggested Patrick take
more interest in school activities.

887
00:57:16,350 --> 00:57:19,430
He said that by focusing\Nhis
energies on the Lord,

888
00:57:19,640 --> 00:57:23,270
he would have less time
to think about dating.

889
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:26,900
Or, I should say, he'd have less
time to think about dating me.

890
00:57:36,990 --> 00:57:39,700
Now, that's what I call
being hung on a cross.

891
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:48,880
Hi.

892
00:57:50,090 --> 00:57:52,720
Patrick and I and everyone,

893
00:57:52,920 --> 00:57:54,080
were going to grab some food.

894
00:57:54,260 --> 00:57:55,680
If you want to come,
that'd be cool.

895
00:57:55,890 --> 00:57:57,890
We're going to DQ. Yeah.

896
00:57:58,100 --> 00:58:00,930
So we can watch Hilary Faye try
and get into your Easter basket?

897
00:58:01,140 --> 00:58:02,140
No, thanks.

898
00:58:02,270 --> 00:58:04,560
It's not too late to achieve

899
00:58:04,770 --> 00:58:07,900
a personal relationship
with Jesus Christ.

900
00:58:08,110 --> 00:58:11,440
Eternal damnation's not fit for anyone.
Not even you.

901
00:58:11,650 --> 00:58:12,940
Right? Right? Good one!

902
00:58:13,150 --> 00:58:15,740
I should kick your fat
Christian ass right now.

903
00:58:15,950 --> 00:58:18,780
I could get you expelled for that
type of language, Edelstein!

904
00:58:18,990 --> 00:58:20,450
Relax.

905
00:58:20,660 --> 00:58:22,330
I'm not even fat, okay?
Your head is fat!

906
00:58:22,540 --> 00:58:24,040
And your ass is fat. Cass.

907
00:58:24,250 --> 00:58:26,460
GIRL: It's like she's retarded!

908
00:58:26,670 --> 00:58:28,436
I'm two months away from getting out
of here without anyone knowing it.

909
00:58:28,460 --> 00:58:30,250
Just...

910
00:58:30,460 --> 00:58:33,840
It's hard, but cool it, okay?

911
00:58:34,050 --> 00:58:36,090
Next time, the bitch
is going down.

912
00:58:36,890 --> 00:58:38,470
I'm sorry.

913
00:58:38,680 --> 00:58:40,510
I want to show you something.

914
00:58:43,220 --> 00:58:45,520
It's a sonogram I
took a while ago.

915
00:58:46,640 --> 00:58:48,650
I'm having a little girl.

916
00:58:48,860 --> 00:58:50,400
Sure you're not\Nhaving a sea monkey?

917
00:58:50,610 --> 00:58:51,690
Yeah.

918
00:58:51,900 --> 00:58:54,150
ROLAND: She's beautiful.

919
00:58:54,360 --> 00:58:55,966
You think it's safe to
keep this in your locker?

920
00:58:55,990 --> 00:58:57,410
Yeah. Safer than at home.

921
00:58:57,610 --> 00:59:00,660
ROLAND: Let's go.

922
00:59:00,870 --> 00:59:05,120
I don't really get how someone
so pretty can be so ugly.

923
00:59:05,330 --> 00:59:07,896
She wasn't always pretty. My parents
didn't want two handicapped kids,

924
00:59:07,920 --> 00:59:09,130
and she was the easy fix.

925
00:59:09,330 --> 00:59:10,920
What do you mean, handicapped?

926
00:59:11,130 --> 00:59:12,370
Before we moved to Cherry Hill,

927
00:59:12,500 --> 00:59:14,340
before the fat camps
and tetracycline,

928
00:59:14,550 --> 00:59:16,130
her outside matched her inside.

929
00:59:22,430 --> 00:59:23,430
MARY: Wow!

930
00:59:24,930 --> 00:59:26,270
Oh, my God.

931
00:59:28,350 --> 00:59:30,360
You just make sure that
you put this back.

932
00:59:30,560 --> 00:59:32,070
I'll take care of it tonight.

933
00:59:32,270 --> 00:59:33,876
What are you guys doing with that?
Nothing.

934
00:59:33,900 --> 00:59:38,490
Well, well, well, if
it isn't the heathens.

935
00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:41,660
Burn in hell, you narrow-minded,
tacky-assed bitch.

936
00:59:41,870 --> 00:59:42,890
Oh?

937
00:59:43,990 --> 00:59:46,160
Burn in hell, you...

938
00:59:46,370 --> 00:59:48,136
Hilary Faye, you know she
doesn't mean it. Yes, I do!

939
00:59:48,160 --> 00:59:49,710
You're gonna be
expelled for sure.

940
00:59:49,920 --> 00:59:51,710
Threatening me? Pastor Skip!

941
00:59:51,920 --> 00:59:54,550
Pastor Skip!

942
00:59:54,750 --> 00:59:56,460
MARY: Pastor Skip put
us on work detail

943
00:59:56,670 --> 00:59:58,220
for Hilary Faye's
prom committee.

944
00:59:58,420 --> 01:00:00,566
HILARY FAYE: You better be
wearing underpants this time.

945
01:00:00,590 --> 01:00:02,260
MARY: A particularly
cruel punishment.

946
01:00:02,470 --> 01:00:03,890
No. Seriously, move it higher.

947
01:00:04,720 --> 01:00:06,930
Higher!

948
01:00:07,140 --> 01:00:08,956
Oh, you're doing a great job, Cassandra.
It's looking really phat!

949
01:00:08,980 --> 01:00:10,350
I'm so glad.

950
01:00:12,730 --> 01:00:15,360
PATRICK: Hey, Mary.
Need some help?

951
01:00:15,570 --> 01:00:18,030
MARY: Sure. Thanks.
I'll come to you.

952
01:00:21,530 --> 01:00:26,410
So, I was wondering, what are
you doing the night of prom?

953
01:00:26,620 --> 01:00:30,000
Why? Are you asking me to prom?
Maybe.

954
01:00:31,960 --> 01:00:33,000
Okay.

955
01:00:33,210 --> 01:00:34,380
PATRICK: Okay?

956
01:00:34,590 --> 01:00:37,510
Yeah, okay. I'll go with you.
As friends.

957
01:00:42,300 --> 01:00:44,180
Okay. As friends.

958
01:00:44,390 --> 01:00:46,310
I thought you were gonna
ask Patrick to the prom.

959
01:00:46,470 --> 01:00:47,970
Tia, would you just shut up?

960
01:00:48,180 --> 01:00:50,326
Do you want to go back to being
invisible girl with bad hair?

961
01:00:50,350 --> 01:00:51,630
'Cause that could easily happen.

962
01:00:52,940 --> 01:00:55,110
HILARY FAYE: Don't ask
stupid questions.

963
01:00:55,320 --> 01:00:57,030
Did you take care of business?

964
01:00:59,280 --> 01:01:01,450
Where are you going?

965
01:01:01,650 --> 01:01:04,780
You can tacky up prom on your own.
I quit.

966
01:01:04,990 --> 01:01:06,910
Oh, my gosh, you can't quit.

967
01:01:07,120 --> 01:01:08,450
Watch me!

968
01:01:08,660 --> 01:01:12,330
Watch me walking
away from Jesus.

969
01:01:12,540 --> 01:01:15,380
What? Yes, this is she.
Who is this?

970
01:01:16,540 --> 01:01:18,000
Are you serious?

971
01:01:20,920 --> 01:01:23,130
Thank you so much.

972
01:01:23,340 --> 01:01:25,510
Oh, my gosh!

973
01:01:25,720 --> 01:01:28,320
Godflight has agreed to perform at
our prom. Can you believe that?

974
01:01:29,600 --> 01:01:31,770
Prayer works for
everything, I told you.

975
01:01:31,980 --> 01:01:33,730
HILARY FAYE: Oh, my gosh!

976
01:01:35,860 --> 01:01:38,320
Now she's never gonna shut up.

977
01:01:38,520 --> 01:01:40,530
Give her about 10 minutes.

978
01:01:58,500 --> 01:01:59,840
Turn them off.

979
01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:02,470
Turn them off now, please!
Turn them...

980
01:02:07,390 --> 01:02:08,680
What?

981
01:02:08,890 --> 01:02:10,930
It's not fair.

982
01:02:11,140 --> 01:02:12,730
I am trying to be
a good Christian

983
01:02:12,930 --> 01:02:15,770
and a living example
of Christ's love.

984
01:02:15,980 --> 01:02:18,440
I have done nothing but bust
my buns for those sinners,

985
01:02:18,650 --> 01:02:20,980
and you know that Cassandra
and Mary are behind this.

986
01:02:21,190 --> 01:02:22,780
Do you have proof?

987
01:02:22,990 --> 01:02:25,910
I gave you proof before, and you
did not do one thing about it.

988
01:02:26,110 --> 01:02:29,950
Hey, those who did this will not
escape the eyes of God, Hilary Faye.

989
01:02:38,840 --> 01:02:41,210
Please, Lord, don't
leave me alone.

990
01:02:41,420 --> 01:02:44,340
They need to know that what
they've done is wrong.

991
01:02:48,720 --> 01:02:52,220
Please, Lord, please, just
tell me what I need to do.

992
01:03:02,110 --> 01:03:05,030
By the end of the week, we're out of here.
She can't do anything.

993
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:06,490
No, I know.

994
01:03:10,700 --> 01:03:12,700
MARY: Oh, my God.

995
01:03:16,330 --> 01:03:19,040
MARY: No way. This is weird.

996
01:03:20,880 --> 01:03:22,040
Oh, my God.

997
01:03:23,340 --> 01:03:24,710
Holy crap!

998
01:03:29,340 --> 01:03:31,470
That's sad. TEACHER: Turn away.
Turn away.

999
01:03:33,510 --> 01:03:37,270
Everybody, let's go.
Let's\Nget to our classes.

1000
01:03:37,480 --> 01:03:40,480
You two are coming with me.
What?

1001
01:03:40,690 --> 01:03:43,440
Unacceptable. I can't
even concentrate today.

1002
01:03:48,650 --> 01:03:50,620
Get to class, please. Come on.

1003
01:03:54,450 --> 01:03:56,330
CASSANDRA: What?
That's not mine.

1004
01:04:03,130 --> 01:04:05,000
Pastor Skip!

1005
01:04:05,210 --> 01:04:07,010
PASTOR SKIP: Anything else?

1006
01:04:16,470 --> 01:04:18,100
No. Nothing more.

1007
01:04:24,230 --> 01:04:25,530
What is that?

1008
01:04:30,150 --> 01:04:31,990
Oh, Mary! Someone get the nurse.

1009
01:04:32,200 --> 01:04:33,740
PASTOR SKIP: Just hang on.

1010
01:04:36,120 --> 01:04:38,870
HILARY FAYE: I can't
believe we were friends with her.

1011
01:04:39,080 --> 01:04:43,000
You have everything, Hilary Faye.
What are you afraid of?

1012
01:04:46,170 --> 01:04:48,880
So, you offered up your
virginity to save Dean?

1013
01:04:51,380 --> 01:04:53,140
Because Jesus told you to?

1014
01:04:54,850 --> 01:04:56,220
Anything else?

1015
01:04:56,720 --> 01:04:58,350
Nope.

1016
01:04:58,560 --> 01:05:00,480
Could I have a word with you?

1017
01:05:06,860 --> 01:05:11,320
What's the matter, Skip? You
didn't know she was pregnant?

1018
01:05:11,530 --> 01:05:13,006
I thought she was doing
a little stress-eating.

1019
01:05:13,030 --> 01:05:14,490
I didn't' want her
to get a complex.

1020
01:05:14,700 --> 01:05:19,700
You are so blinded by this
that you can't even see it.

1021
01:05:19,910 --> 01:05:21,080
Let me spell it out to you.

1022
01:05:21,290 --> 01:05:25,290
God is punishing us for our sin

1023
01:05:25,500 --> 01:05:27,090
by getting our attention
through Mary.

1024
01:05:27,300 --> 01:05:28,800
That doesn't even make sense.

1025
01:05:29,010 --> 01:05:31,630
The longer we lived in sin,
the worse things got for her.

1026
01:05:31,840 --> 01:05:34,930
And what's worse is, we're not
spiritually right with the Lord,

1027
01:05:35,140 --> 01:05:37,140
and we are not fit to help her.

1028
01:05:43,270 --> 01:05:46,860
Dean has been here for almost a year.
Okay? They can help her.

1029
01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:52,700
I want to think about it.

1030
01:05:52,900 --> 01:05:57,120
If you're not gonna send her to get the\Nhelp
she needs, I can't see you anymore.

1031
01:05:59,700 --> 01:06:01,080
Cassandra, wait!

1032
01:06:01,290 --> 01:06:04,040
He expelled me. Can
you believe that?

1033
01:06:04,250 --> 01:06:06,670
And the one time I
didn't do anything.

1034
01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:08,630
Well, I'll go with you.

1035
01:06:11,840 --> 01:06:14,300
I can't deal with this right now.
I have to go.

1036
01:06:15,090 --> 01:06:16,180
Wait!

1037
01:06:24,850 --> 01:06:27,230
I don't have a ride.

1038
01:06:27,440 --> 01:06:30,820
♪ I picture you in the sun

1039
01:06:31,030 --> 01:06:36,070
♪ Wondering what went wrong

1040
01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:39,410
♪ And falling down on your knees

1041
01:06:39,620 --> 01:06:43,080
♪ Asking for sympathy

1042
01:06:44,460 --> 01:06:48,170
♪ And being caught in between

1043
01:06:48,380 --> 01:06:53,300
♪ All you wish for
and all you seen

1044
01:06:53,510 --> 01:06:58,930
♪ And trying to find
anything you can feel

1045
01:06:59,140 --> 01:07:03,270
♪ That you can believe in

1046
01:07:04,770 --> 01:07:07,980
♪ May God's love be with you

1047
01:07:09,610 --> 01:07:13,110
♪ Always

1048
01:07:13,320 --> 01:07:17,070
♪ May God's love be with you

1049
01:07:19,320 --> 01:07:22,740
♪ I know I would apologize

1050
01:07:22,950 --> 01:07:27,920
♪ If I could see your eyes

1051
01:07:28,120 --> 01:07:30,580
♪ 'Cause when you
showed me myself

1052
01:07:30,790 --> 01:07:36,470
♪ You know I became someone else

1053
01:07:36,670 --> 01:07:40,090
♪ But I was caught in between

1054
01:07:40,300 --> 01:07:44,970
♪ All you wish for
and all you need

1055
01:07:45,180 --> 01:07:48,440
♪ I picture you fast asleep

1056
01:07:48,640 --> 01:07:50,860
♪ A nightmare comes

1057
01:07:51,060 --> 01:07:53,940
♪ You can't keep awake

1058
01:07:56,610 --> 01:08:00,110
♪ May God's love be with you

1059
01:08:01,450 --> 01:08:04,410
♪ Always

1060
01:08:05,700 --> 01:08:08,710
♪ May God's love be with you

1061
01:08:14,550 --> 01:08:16,210
Please help me find him.

1062
01:08:28,890 --> 01:08:32,860
Hey, you know where a\Ngirl
can get some smokes?

1063
01:08:43,870 --> 01:08:45,330
You never fold things.

1064
01:08:45,530 --> 01:08:47,040
Well, I'm folding now.

1065
01:08:48,830 --> 01:08:50,290
I'm not going to Mercy House.

1066
01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:52,500
We agreed that this
is for the best.

1067
01:08:52,710 --> 01:08:54,500
We? Who's we?

1068
01:08:54,710 --> 01:08:57,710
Pastor Skip said this child needs to
be raised by a mother and a father.

1069
01:08:57,920 --> 01:08:59,170
I don't even get a say in this?

1070
01:08:59,380 --> 01:09:02,180
You're not prepared to raise
this child by yourself.

1071
01:09:05,760 --> 01:09:08,930
Something like this could
ruin the rest of your life.

1072
01:09:12,560 --> 01:09:14,770
So, did I ruin yours, Mom?

1073
01:09:14,980 --> 01:09:16,400
Don't talk like that.

1074
01:09:22,610 --> 01:09:26,370
It looks so perfect. Just like
the picture that I brought in.

1075
01:09:26,580 --> 01:09:28,080
Thank you.

1076
01:09:30,700 --> 01:09:31,790
Crap.

1077
01:09:33,370 --> 01:09:35,130
I'm sorry, but it's
been declined.

1078
01:09:35,330 --> 01:09:36,960
Do you have another card?

1079
01:09:39,420 --> 01:09:42,720
Roland. I knew it.

1080
01:09:42,930 --> 01:09:45,550
Listen, I'm really sorry
I ditched you yesterday.

1081
01:09:46,890 --> 01:09:49,890
Look, this year has been great.

1082
01:09:50,100 --> 01:09:54,650
Before you, it was all about Hilary
Faye dragging my ass around.

1083
01:09:54,850 --> 01:09:58,320
And when you left yesterday,
I stuck on my own.

1084
01:09:58,520 --> 01:09:59,940
And it was okay.

1085
01:10:01,610 --> 01:10:03,400
So...

1086
01:10:03,610 --> 01:10:09,540
So, I realized that I might
just be relying on you,

1087
01:10:09,740 --> 01:10:11,950
the same way I was relying
on Hilary Faye. No...

1088
01:10:12,160 --> 01:10:17,130
I don't want to be the guy who's
with the girl because he needs her.

1089
01:10:17,330 --> 01:10:20,800
I want to be the guy who's with
the girl because he wants her.

1090
01:10:22,420 --> 01:10:24,050
And I want you.

1091
01:10:25,550 --> 01:10:27,090
I want you, too.

1092
01:10:31,720 --> 01:10:34,190
And I thought it was
all about the sex.

1093
01:10:34,390 --> 01:10:36,100
Oh, well, that, too.

1094
01:10:38,020 --> 01:10:41,150
Look, I have this crazy
idea about tonight.

1095
01:10:50,580 --> 01:10:53,540
LILLIAN: Mary,
Roland's on the phone.

1096
01:10:53,750 --> 01:10:54,750
I got it.

1097
01:10:56,750 --> 01:10:58,210
What's going on?

1098
01:11:06,510 --> 01:11:09,300
Hello. Where you headed?
Lombard and Mateo, please.

1099
01:11:13,810 --> 01:11:15,310
CASSANDRA: Mary!

1100
01:11:20,110 --> 01:11:22,730
You guys look incredible.

1101
01:11:22,940 --> 01:11:24,570
You're not really going
to prom, are you?

1102
01:11:24,780 --> 01:11:28,570
Don't get angry, but I got
you a really sexy dress.

1103
01:11:30,700 --> 01:11:32,990
Hilary Faye will call
the cops if we show up.

1104
01:11:33,200 --> 01:11:34,500
No, she won't.

1105
01:11:34,700 --> 01:11:36,640
See, I've been snagging
all\Nher credit card bills.

1106
01:11:36,660 --> 01:11:38,890
So she won't find out about
the charges we made, right?

1107
01:11:38,920 --> 01:11:40,380
Look at this.

1108
01:11:40,580 --> 01:11:42,960
She charged a bunch of
spray paint to Home Depot

1109
01:11:43,170 --> 01:11:44,810
at 3:00 a.m. on the
morning of the attack.

1110
01:11:45,010 --> 01:11:46,196
CASSANDRA: Now, we have proof.

1111
01:11:46,220 --> 01:11:48,470
We have every right
to be at that prom.

1112
01:11:52,220 --> 01:11:54,010
Oh, yeah.

1113
01:11:54,220 --> 01:11:56,180
We've got another
surprise for you.

1114
01:11:58,020 --> 01:12:00,150
What... Cass...

1115
01:12:13,910 --> 01:12:14,910
Hi.

1116
01:12:17,500 --> 01:12:18,500
Hi.

1117
01:12:24,630 --> 01:12:26,840
I got yellow and red,
'cause I didn't know...

1118
01:12:27,050 --> 01:12:29,510
But, Patrick...

1119
01:12:29,720 --> 01:12:33,430
Mary, it really
doesn't matter to me.

1120
01:12:36,560 --> 01:12:37,850
Are you sure?

1121
01:12:41,560 --> 01:12:42,650
Yeah.

1122
01:13:01,870 --> 01:13:03,670
PATRICK: Red, right?

1123
01:13:03,880 --> 01:13:06,500
MARY: I can't believe that
you\Nguys did all of this for me.

1124
01:13:07,840 --> 01:13:09,010
So, you in?

1125
01:13:12,550 --> 01:13:13,970
I'm in.

1126
01:13:14,180 --> 01:13:16,260
HILARY FAYE: I knew Mary
was hiding something.

1127
01:13:16,470 --> 01:13:19,350
To imagine her humping
that pervert...

1128
01:13:19,560 --> 01:13:21,310
It makes me sick to my stomach.
TIA: Gross.

1129
01:13:21,520 --> 01:13:23,360
HILARY FAYE: And Roland
still hasn't turned up.

1130
01:13:23,480 --> 01:13:25,940
I can't believe your own brother
called you the "C" word.

1131
01:13:26,150 --> 01:13:28,980
I can't believe we have to\Ngo
to the prom in this van.

1132
01:13:29,190 --> 01:13:31,150
Yeah, well, get over it, okay?

1133
01:13:31,360 --> 01:13:32,150
When I tried to pay for my hair,

1134
01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:34,820
my credit card was
mysteriously maxed out,

1135
01:13:35,030 --> 01:13:38,580
and the limo guy wouldn't take
a check.\NGet off my back.

1136
01:13:38,790 --> 01:13:40,370
It's bad enough we
don't have dates.

1137
01:13:40,580 --> 01:13:41,830
Hey, let me try that tiara on.

1138
01:13:42,040 --> 01:13:43,870
Lay off the tiara, Tia!

1139
01:13:44,080 --> 01:13:45,630
Okay.

1140
01:13:52,300 --> 01:13:55,220
VERONICA: Your pimple\Nhardly
shows, Hilary Faye.

1141
01:13:55,430 --> 01:13:58,560
Come on, Tia, let's get the lead out.
We're gonna be late.

1142
01:13:59,600 --> 01:14:01,560
Coming!

1143
01:14:01,770 --> 01:14:04,270
You look beautiful. You
can\Nhardly see that pimple.

1144
01:14:04,480 --> 01:14:06,770
Can you stop bringing it up?
Thank you.

1145
01:14:06,980 --> 01:14:08,440
Let's go. Come on, Tia.

1146
01:14:08,650 --> 01:14:12,110
Walk fast! Run!

1147
01:14:12,320 --> 01:14:15,740
MAN 1 ON TV: Name the most
recognizable figure in the world.

1148
01:14:15,950 --> 01:14:17,030
Jesus Christ.

1149
01:14:17,240 --> 01:14:19,580
MAN 2: Madonna? MAN
1: Jesus Christ.

1150
01:14:19,790 --> 01:14:22,346
MAN 1: Newborns bond with their
mothers during the first three what?

1151
01:14:22,370 --> 01:14:23,540
Minutes. MAN 1: Darlene?

1152
01:14:23,750 --> 01:14:25,080
DARLENE: Months.

1153
01:14:25,290 --> 01:14:27,460
MAN 1: The correct
answer is minutes.

1154
01:14:27,670 --> 01:14:32,340
MAN 1: In The Wizard of Oz, Dorothy
clicks\Nher heels three times and says what?

1155
01:14:32,550 --> 01:14:33,670
MAN 1: Charlene...

1156
01:14:35,970 --> 01:14:37,050
Mary?

1157
01:14:50,400 --> 01:14:52,070
CASSANDRA: You guys ready?

1158
01:14:52,860 --> 01:14:54,150
MARY: Sure.

1159
01:14:55,030 --> 01:14:56,740
GIRL: Why are they here?

1160
01:14:58,450 --> 01:15:02,870
♪ Skies turn black
as my eyes look down

1161
01:15:03,080 --> 01:15:10,040
♪ Written on the back are
these words I've found

1162
01:15:10,250 --> 01:15:14,130
♪ We'll inherit the Earth
But we don't want it

1163
01:15:16,470 --> 01:15:21,140
♪ Layin' claim at birth
What'cha doin' on it?

1164
01:15:33,440 --> 01:15:36,820
♪ I've been told that the
light shines darkness

1165
01:15:37,030 --> 01:15:38,660
♪ It ain't quite the same

1166
01:15:38,860 --> 01:15:42,120
♪ If I was off the wall
then it's you I bring

1167
01:15:42,330 --> 01:15:45,540
♪ Remains They're all
frustration whales

1168
01:15:45,750 --> 01:15:51,170
♪ Last bundle of twigs\Ngrew
strong and young

1169
01:15:51,380 --> 01:15:56,880
♪ We can't hold our tongues
at the top of our lungs

1170
01:16:02,760 --> 01:16:05,680
♪ And I'm waitin'
for the day to come

1171
01:16:10,730 --> 01:16:13,480
Praise Jesus, everybody!
Jesus loves you!

1172
01:16:15,820 --> 01:16:17,950
Taking a short break,
be back in 10!

1173
01:16:25,450 --> 01:16:27,790
We will inherit the Earth.
Praise Jesus.

1174
01:16:31,120 --> 01:16:32,460
On behalf of the prom committee,

1175
01:16:32,670 --> 01:16:34,750
I want to thank each
and every one of you

1176
01:16:34,960 --> 01:16:37,670
for making our "Light of the
World" prom a huge success.

1177
01:16:37,880 --> 01:16:39,200
Give yourself a
round of applause.

1178
01:16:42,390 --> 01:16:46,600
On a sadder note, I don't
want to dampen the evening,

1179
01:16:46,810 --> 01:16:50,600
but the students who are responsible
for the attacks on our school

1180
01:16:50,810 --> 01:16:53,110
have infiltrated our prom.

1181
01:16:55,650 --> 01:17:00,360
Pastor Skip! Mary and
Cassandra\Nhave crashed our prom...

1182
01:17:00,570 --> 01:17:02,610
Look, maybe we should\Nget
out of here, okay?

1183
01:17:02,820 --> 01:17:04,950
We're not going anywhere.

1184
01:17:05,160 --> 01:17:07,330
Pastor Skip?

1185
01:17:07,540 --> 01:17:10,330
Roland, where've you been?
I've been worried about you.

1186
01:17:10,540 --> 01:17:12,290
You look like you survived.

1187
01:17:13,540 --> 01:17:15,630
Excuse me. Finally.

1188
01:17:15,840 --> 01:17:17,920
All right, chill out, everybody.

1189
01:17:18,130 --> 01:17:19,856
I don't think these students
are here to do us any harm.

1190
01:17:19,880 --> 01:17:21,340
What? Are you kidding?

1191
01:17:21,550 --> 01:17:23,470
No, I'm not kidding.

1192
01:17:23,680 --> 01:17:26,220
I think the Christian thing to
do would be to let them stay.

1193
01:17:26,430 --> 01:17:28,060
"The Christian thing to do"?
Mmm-hmm.

1194
01:17:28,270 --> 01:17:31,560
I've been doing the Christian
thing my entire life.

1195
01:17:31,770 --> 01:17:35,400
I did not have sex with a gay
and try and blame it on Jesus.

1196
01:17:35,610 --> 01:17:39,400
Cool it, Hil. Oh, shut
up, you fornicator!

1197
01:17:39,610 --> 01:17:42,110
And I did not hack into the
school's computer system

1198
01:17:42,320 --> 01:17:45,450
and cover our walls with that
blasphemous graffiti, either.

1199
01:17:45,660 --> 01:17:47,136
You planted that paint
on Cassandra and Mary

1200
01:17:47,160 --> 01:17:48,990
to get them kicked
out of school.

1201
01:17:50,160 --> 01:17:51,660
That's such a lie.

1202
01:17:55,040 --> 01:17:58,800
This just proves that you stole my
credit card to charge the paint

1203
01:18:00,670 --> 01:18:02,880
and the clothes from
Maternity Girl.

1204
01:18:05,550 --> 01:18:07,800
She's right, Roland. Anybody
could've made these charges.

1205
01:18:08,010 --> 01:18:09,350
CASSANDRA: Oh, yeah?

1206
01:18:09,560 --> 01:18:12,270
You swear to God you didn't
frame us, Hilary Faye?

1207
01:18:13,350 --> 01:18:14,980
No, I will not.

1208
01:18:15,190 --> 01:18:15,940
You can't swear, can you?

1209
01:18:16,150 --> 01:18:17,650
Go head. Swear it.

1210
01:18:17,860 --> 01:18:20,820
Come on, Hil. Swear before\NGod
and everyone else.

1211
01:18:29,030 --> 01:18:31,910
All right, I swear.

1212
01:18:32,120 --> 01:18:34,540
I swear to God, I did
not\Ngraffiti our school.

1213
01:18:37,330 --> 01:18:39,460
Are you guys happy?

1214
01:18:39,670 --> 01:18:42,460
Oh, yes, you did, Hilary Faye.

1215
01:18:42,670 --> 01:18:45,090
I found this crammed
up under her seat.

1216
01:18:46,550 --> 01:18:48,850
What?

1217
01:18:49,050 --> 01:18:51,010
PASTOR SKIP: It's got your
signature, Hilary Faye.

1218
01:18:56,270 --> 01:18:57,270
Veronica, let's go.

1219
01:18:57,440 --> 01:18:59,560
Let me go!

1220
01:18:59,770 --> 01:19:02,400
You are nothing but a big fake.

1221
01:19:07,530 --> 01:19:09,910
I think you should go, Hilary.

1222
01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:11,740
Come on. Come on.

1223
01:19:11,950 --> 01:19:13,120
Step aside, please.

1224
01:19:13,330 --> 01:19:15,370
Hil... Get away from me!

1225
01:19:15,580 --> 01:19:17,330
You should go now.

1226
01:19:17,540 --> 01:19:20,090
You go! I designed these
decorations here, okay?

1227
01:19:20,290 --> 01:19:22,090
My father donated
the refreshments,

1228
01:19:22,300 --> 01:19:24,630
and I got Godflight
on stage, okay?

1229
01:19:24,840 --> 01:19:28,680
I was just doing this because
Jesus told me to. He did!

1230
01:19:28,890 --> 01:19:32,720
Get out of my way, all of
you!\NGet out of my way!

1231
01:19:50,410 --> 01:19:51,620
ROLAND: Hilary Faye!

1232
01:19:51,830 --> 01:19:53,790
Out of my way, you freaks! Whoa!

1233
01:20:04,550 --> 01:20:05,550
Dean.

1234
01:20:16,430 --> 01:20:18,770
CASSANDRA: I'll go get
Patrick and Mary.

1235
01:20:23,060 --> 01:20:25,150
What are you doing here?

1236
01:20:26,690 --> 01:20:29,200
I'm going to my prom.

1237
01:20:29,400 --> 01:20:32,120
What? Did Mercy House let
you just borrow the van?

1238
01:20:35,450 --> 01:20:37,570
Not exactly. We sort of led
a rebellion and swiped it.

1239
01:20:37,750 --> 01:20:39,120
You're pregnant?

1240
01:20:40,500 --> 01:20:42,000
Look, I really...

1241
01:20:43,380 --> 01:20:45,460
I wanted to tell you, but...

1242
01:20:45,670 --> 01:20:47,010
Our first time?

1243
01:20:48,380 --> 01:20:49,380
Yeah.

1244
01:20:54,680 --> 01:20:56,060
That is so awesome.

1245
01:20:57,600 --> 01:20:58,600
Yeah?

1246
01:21:03,310 --> 01:21:06,150
There's something I
want to tell you, too.

1247
01:21:06,360 --> 01:21:08,820
He's your life partner, right?

1248
01:21:11,450 --> 01:21:12,530
Prom date.

1249
01:21:14,200 --> 01:21:16,080
It's really nice to see you.

1250
01:21:17,410 --> 01:21:18,870
Dean, this is Patrick.

1251
01:21:19,080 --> 01:21:20,080
Nice to meet you.

1252
01:21:20,210 --> 01:21:21,540
Excuse me, Mary.

1253
01:21:21,750 --> 01:21:23,830
Listen, son. I suggest
you and your friends

1254
01:21:24,040 --> 01:21:26,250
get back in the van and\Nhead
back to Mercy House

1255
01:21:26,460 --> 01:21:28,300
as quick as you can before
you're all arrested.

1256
01:21:28,420 --> 01:21:30,470
We've had enough
excitement\Nhere for tonight.

1257
01:21:30,670 --> 01:21:32,880
We're not leaving.

1258
01:21:33,090 --> 01:21:35,116
What you and your friends have done
is not cool in the eyes of God.

1259
01:21:35,140 --> 01:21:36,470
Jesus, Dad, stop it.

1260
01:21:36,680 --> 01:21:38,470
Patrick, this is
not a gray area.

1261
01:21:38,680 --> 01:21:39,720
Dad, it's all a gray area.

1262
01:21:39,890 --> 01:21:41,980
The Bible is black and white!

1263
01:21:42,190 --> 01:21:44,560
Stop it! Would you
listen to yourself?

1264
01:21:44,770 --> 01:21:46,460
Mary? I don't need this from you.
Not now.

1265
01:21:46,480 --> 01:21:47,956
We've been kicked out of
our homes and our schools,

1266
01:21:47,980 --> 01:21:49,416
and we're going to be
kicked out of Mercy House.

1267
01:21:49,440 --> 01:21:52,070
There's nowhere
left for us to go.

1268
01:21:52,280 --> 01:21:55,070
I'm supposed to be here.

1269
01:21:55,280 --> 01:21:57,330
This is my prom. I want to
spend it with my friends.

1270
01:21:57,530 --> 01:21:59,130
There's no room for
moral ambiguity here.

1271
01:21:59,330 --> 01:22:02,370
The Bible is very
clear about this.

1272
01:22:02,580 --> 01:22:04,460
So everything that
doesn't fit into

1273
01:22:04,670 --> 01:22:07,170
some stupid idea of what
you think God wants,

1274
01:22:07,380 --> 01:22:11,340
you just try to hide
or fix or get rid of?

1275
01:22:11,550 --> 01:22:13,680
It's just all too
much to live up to.

1276
01:22:16,010 --> 01:22:18,310
No one fits in 100
percent of the time.

1277
01:22:20,270 --> 01:22:22,060
Not even you.

1278
01:22:22,270 --> 01:22:24,440
I know that, Mary.

1279
01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:29,150
I know in my heart that
Jesus still loves me.

1280
01:22:29,360 --> 01:22:32,440
Why would God make
us all so different

1281
01:22:34,030 --> 01:22:36,110
if he wanted us to be the same?

1282
01:22:40,790 --> 01:22:42,080
Now what?

1283
01:23:11,110 --> 01:23:13,820
Save the heathens, Hilary Faye.

1284
01:23:16,530 --> 01:23:18,280
Be a warrior, Hilary Faye.

1285
01:23:20,410 --> 01:23:22,660
Sacrifice everything, \NHilary Faye.

1286
01:23:28,290 --> 01:23:32,050
And here's your big,
fat, stupid reward!

1287
01:23:34,090 --> 01:23:35,220
Oh, my God.

1288
01:23:37,630 --> 01:23:40,140
I think I'm feeling kind of woozy.
What?

1289
01:23:40,350 --> 01:23:42,810
Oh, God. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

1290
01:23:43,010 --> 01:23:44,246
PATRICK: Somebody
call an ambulance.

1291
01:23:44,270 --> 01:23:46,480
That was awesome, Hilary Faye!

1292
01:23:54,360 --> 01:23:55,860
Jesus Christ!

1293
01:24:18,970 --> 01:24:20,050
Are you okay?

1294
01:24:20,260 --> 01:24:23,510
No, Roland.

1295
01:24:23,720 --> 01:24:26,980
I crashed my van
into Jesus, okay?

1296
01:24:27,180 --> 01:24:30,100
I have a pimple the size of Jupiter.
I am not okay!

1297
01:24:31,770 --> 01:24:36,150
This is not how I wanted
to remember my prom.

1298
01:24:39,150 --> 01:24:41,740
This is not how I wanted
to remember my life.

1299
01:24:43,700 --> 01:24:45,990
Well, maybe we could fix it.

1300
01:24:46,200 --> 01:24:48,290
With some glue or something.

1301
01:24:48,500 --> 01:24:51,710
I am so sorry, Roland.

1302
01:24:51,920 --> 01:24:54,880
I shouldn't have ratted you
out in front of everyone.

1303
01:24:55,090 --> 01:24:57,010
I would've probably
done the same thing.

1304
01:24:59,510 --> 01:25:02,590
Do you think Jesus still
loves me, Roland?

1305
01:25:02,800 --> 01:25:04,050
Probably not.

1306
01:25:07,720 --> 01:25:09,310
Yeah, sure.

1307
01:25:12,150 --> 01:25:14,060
Hey, she's over here!

1308
01:25:17,030 --> 01:25:18,070
I'm okay.

1309
01:25:21,950 --> 01:25:24,780
CASSANDRA: Don't worry, I won't
bite.\NHILARY FAYE: Thank you.

1310
01:25:24,990 --> 01:25:27,040
CASSANDRA: It's gonna be okay.

1311
01:25:47,220 --> 01:25:49,140
Whoa! I only got
room for one of you.

1312
01:25:49,350 --> 01:25:50,350
I'm the father.

1313
01:25:50,520 --> 01:25:51,520
I'm the boyfriend.

1314
01:25:51,730 --> 01:25:53,390
I'm his boyfriend.

1315
01:25:53,600 --> 01:25:55,706
That's nice, but I've still
only got room for one of you.

1316
01:25:55,730 --> 01:25:57,110
Starting the party without me?

1317
01:25:57,320 --> 01:25:58,400
Mom?

1318
01:25:58,610 --> 01:25:59,610
You okay?

1319
01:26:03,280 --> 01:26:05,490
You didn't ruin my life, Mary.

1320
01:26:07,410 --> 01:26:09,870
Breathe, baby. Good girl. Okay.

1321
01:26:14,250 --> 01:26:17,380
Just keep breathing. Good girl.

1322
01:26:17,590 --> 01:26:20,380
You're gonna be fine.

1323
01:26:22,470 --> 01:26:24,970
MARY: Okay, I'm pretty sure this
isn't what Jesus had in mind

1324
01:26:25,180 --> 01:26:26,890
when He said, "Help Dean."

1325
01:26:28,140 --> 01:26:30,140
Look, don't be too harsh.

1326
01:26:30,350 --> 01:26:32,786
I'm not the first person to
ever\Nget the message screwed up.

1327
01:26:32,810 --> 01:26:35,100
She's perfect.

1328
01:26:35,310 --> 01:26:39,270
MARY: Looking at her, it's
like life is too amazing

1329
01:26:39,480 --> 01:26:43,780
to be this random and meaningless
consequence of the universe.

1330
01:26:43,990 --> 01:26:48,780
There had to be a God
or something out there.

1331
01:26:48,990 --> 01:26:52,410
Something inside.
You just have to feel it.

1332
01:26:55,670 --> 01:26:57,630
Do you want to hold her?

1333
01:26:57,830 --> 01:27:01,000
♪ When I first held you
I was cold

1334
01:27:02,840 --> 01:27:07,720
♪ A melting snowman
I was told

1335
01:27:07,930 --> 01:27:12,470
♪ But there was
no one there to hold

1336
01:27:12,680 --> 01:27:18,100
♪ Before I swore that
I would be alone forever more

1337
01:27:18,310 --> 01:27:20,020
♪ Wow, look at you now

1338
01:27:20,230 --> 01:27:22,030
♪ Flowers in the window

1339
01:27:22,230 --> 01:27:24,610
♪ It's such a lovely day

1340
01:27:24,820 --> 01:27:26,950
♪ And I'm glad that
you feel the same

1341
01:27:27,160 --> 01:27:30,030
♪ 'Cause to stand up
out in the crowd

1342
01:27:30,240 --> 01:27:32,950
♪ You are one in a million

1343
01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:34,500
You want to hold her, Dean?

1344
01:27:34,700 --> 01:27:37,370
♪ Let's watch the flowers grow

1345
01:27:37,580 --> 01:27:41,880
♪ There is no reason
to feel bad

1346
01:27:42,090 --> 01:27:45,970
♪ But there are many seasons
to feel glad, sad, mad

1347
01:27:46,170 --> 01:27:48,380
MARY: I mean, really,
when you think about it,

1348
01:27:48,590 --> 01:27:49,930
what would Jesus do?

1349
01:27:51,430 --> 01:27:53,390
I don't know.

1350
01:27:53,600 --> 01:27:57,020
But in the meantime, we'll
be trying to figure it out.

1351
01:27:57,230 --> 01:27:58,440
Together.

1352
01:27:58,650 --> 01:27:59,650
♪ Wow, look at you now ♪

1353
01:27:59,810 --> 01:28:01,770
♪ Flowers in the window ♪

1354
01:28:01,980 --> 01:28:04,110
♪ It's such a lovely day ♪

1355
01:28:04,320 --> 01:28:06,320
♪ And I'm glad that ♪
♪ you feel the same ♪

1356
01:28:14,330 --> 01:28:19,210
♪ Let's watch ♪
♪ the flowers grow ♪

1357
01:28:42,310 --> 01:28:46,480
♪ I may not always love you ♪

1358
01:28:46,690 --> 01:28:50,780
♪ But long as there are ♪
♪ stars above you ♪

1359
01:28:50,990 --> 01:28:54,660
♪ You never need to doubt it ♪

1360
01:28:54,870 --> 01:28:59,080
♪ I'll make you so sure ♪
♪ about it ♪

1361
01:28:59,580 --> 01:29:03,840
♪ God only knows ♪
♪ what I'd be without you ♪

1362
01:29:07,840 --> 01:29:11,590
♪ If you should ever leave me ♪

1363
01:29:11,800 --> 01:29:15,850
♪ Well, life would ♪
♪ still go on, believe me ♪

1364
01:29:16,060 --> 01:29:20,100
♪ The world could show ♪
♪ nothing to me ♪

1365
01:29:20,310 --> 01:29:24,440
♪ So what good would ♪
♪ living do me ♪

1366
01:29:24,650 --> 01:29:28,280
♪ God only knows ♪
♪ what I'd be without you ♪

1367
01:29:56,260 --> 01:30:00,730
♪ God only knows ♪
♪ what I'd be without you ♪

1368
01:30:02,480 --> 01:30:06,520
♪ If you should ever leave me ♪

1369
01:30:06,730 --> 01:30:10,610
♪ Well, life would ♪
♪ still go on, believe me ♪

1370
01:30:10,820 --> 01:30:14,450
♪ The world could show ♪
♪ nothing to me ♪

1371
01:30:14,660 --> 01:30:19,410
♪ So what good would ♪
♪ living do me ♪

1372
01:30:19,620 --> 01:30:23,870
♪ God only knows ♪
♪ what I'd be without you ♪

1373
01:30:24,080 --> 01:30:27,960
♪ God only knows ♪
♪ what I'd be without you ♪

1374
01:30:28,170 --> 01:30:32,590
♪ God only knows ♪
♪ what I'd be without you ♪
♪ What I'd be without you ♪

1375
01:30:32,800 --> 01:30:36,220
♪ God only knows ♪
♪ what I'd be without you ♪
♪ He knows ♪

1376
01:30:36,430 --> 01:30:40,560
♪ God only knows ♪
♪ what I'd be without you ♪

1377
01:30:40,770 --> 01:30:44,730
♪ God only knows ♪
♪ what I'd be without you ♪

1378
01:30:44,940 --> 01:30:48,650
♪ God only knows ♪
♪ what I'd be without you ♪

1379
01:30:48,860 --> 01:30:52,940
♪ God only knows ♪
♪ what I'd be without you ♪

1380
01:30:53,150 --> 01:30:57,910
♪ God only knows ♪
♪ what I'd be without you ♪

1381
01:30:58,120 --> 01:31:01,450
♪ God only knows ♪
♪ what I'd be without you ♪

1382
01:31:01,660 --> 01:31:05,920
♪ God only knows ♪
♪ what I'd be without you ♪

1383
00:01:55,000 --> 00:02:03,000
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1384
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:07,000
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1385
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:07,000
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1386
01:00:00,000 --> 01:00:07,000
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1387
01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:07,000
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1388
01:40:00,000 --> 01:40:07,000
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1389
02:00:00,000 --> 02:00:07,000
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1390
02:20:00,000 --> 02:20:07,000
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1391
02:40:00,000 --> 02:40:07,000
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1392
03:00:00,000 --> 03:00:07,000
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