August 23, 2011 Jakarta, Indonesia
Rush Hour 2
Thank you.
Quickly contact the Police.
* I wish they were all California women *
- The Beach Boys are really cool. - I like the Beach Boys.
Hey, ladies, how are you guys? Wait a minute.
Where are you going? Let's eat sushi together!
Hey! Hey, sweetie!
* I wish them... *
Hey, hey, hey, hey! That's my CD!
Never touch a Chinese CD.
Did you see that woman? They laugh at us.
They left because of you.
I'm just asking them to go drinking.
You asked them to be naked...
then slaughter a goat.
Which one means "goat"?
You owe me 1 CD The Beach Boys' Best Collection.
Don't act like that to me, Lee. I've been helping you for 3 days.
The reason I went to Hong Kong because you said would give me a comfortable time.
I'm on vacation, friend. I want you to shu.
- Mu shu? Are you hungry - No, Lee, not mu shu.
But mu shu. I want to see women, friend.
Stop acting stupid, now I will refer to Shu.
There was a bomb explosion at the American embassy.
Two American translators were declared dead.
Any instructions?
We think that's the job of Ricky Tan.
Tonight, all the Triad members are gathering at a club.
If you don't want to accept this case, I can understand.
No. It is okay.
What's wrong?
You received another case in the middle My vacation, friend?
Of course not. My boss invited us to a club.
- big party tonight. - Don't mess with me, Lee.
Slap you later, so you can go back to the time of the Ming Dynasty.
Seriously. Slap you, so you can go back to Bangkok.
- Big party? - Hugh.
Yes, then, our party.
Hey, this is cool. Hey, beautiful.
There is no one here who likes tourists, is a mix of things.
How do you blend? I'm 2 feet higher than anyone here.
- Wait here. - Where are you going?
- Small room. - Hurry back, we want to party.
How are you?
Do you come here often? The place is good
* Spend our night *
* I will satisfy you, dear *
What is this?
Am I the only one listening to this?
That person has ruined a classic song!
* Then, don't stop, don't stop before you're satisfied. *
* Then, don't stop *
- * Don't stop before you're satisfied * - Boo!
* Then, don't stop, don't stop before you're satisfied. *
Oh yeah, I can't stand it anymore.
* Get close Oh, come closer *
* I'm hot now *
* Love me *
* Until you *
* How do you not understand how *
* Then let's start *
* Don't stop before you're satisfied * * Continue *
* Then, don't stop before you are satisfied. *
* Then let's start *
Come on ladies!
* Let's start *
* Then, don't stop before you're satisfied. *
Come on! Come on!
- Come on, ladies. - * Don't stop...
- Come on ladies. - * I don't believe this *
* Come on, don't stop. * You must have felt it right!
* Don't stop before you're satisfied *
- I'm excited! - Carter!
Come on! Come on!
- Carter! - Come on, Lee!
- Carter! - Come on!
I'll be back I'll be back
Lee, these people like me. Come here.
- Come on out of this stage. - Have you gone crazy, friend?
I'm a star, God for them. See here.
This is a thug bar. We're here in disguise.
I know you're lying. I know you're lying, friend.
- I'm sorry, Carter. - You are lying!
We are here to look for Ricky Tan. We must act carefully.
Acting carefully? What are you talking about?
Who taught you how to search the bar? "Act carefully."
These people are Triads, the most feared gang in China.
Am I afraid? I'm from Los Angeles. We created the gang.
- Give the badge. - Not! You're just an ordinary person!
In Hong Kong, I'm Michael Jackson! You are Toto!
You mean Tito! Toto is the name of the food that we ate last night.
- Just give me your badge. - Not!
Listen to everything!
Now!
What did I say?
You just said that all of them get out their samurai swords...
and cut your ass.
- I say that? - Yes.
Then come here. Let you translate it. Come on
Alright, listen!
All Triads and women whose faces are bad here...
and a woman whose face is beautiful here!
Translate.
He wants the right man. Woman on the left.
You have to do what I ordered.
Who is here who knows Ricky Tan? Raise your hands.
Translate.
Sorry. My friend is drunk.
I know the truth. OK.
I don't have much time right now.
Hu Li!
Hey, Lee!
Get away! L.A.P. D!
Lee! Wait a minute!
It doesn't work.
Lee, I just went up the stairs!
Move aside, Kobe.
Sorry.
Uncle, sorry to disturb dinner.
Carter!
Here!
- Lee! - Help me!
- How did you get there? - Fast!
Wait! Don't release it, bro.
- This. - Watch out for you!
- Behind you! - What?
Who is that?
Lord Jesus, I don't want to die!
Lee, help me, friend!
Don't worry. Chinese bamboo is very strong.
- Are you sure, friend? - Sure.
Release! Free!
I don't believe, I fly as far as 10,000 miles just for this!
I can't believe you lied to me, friend.
- I'm sorry. - Sorry you said?
My butt is almost pierced by chopsticks and you just say sorry?
- An explosion occurred. - I do not care!
At the American Embassy. Two Americans were killed.
So what do you think of a person named Ricky Tan who blew it up?
- I don't know. - Then why are you looking for it?
- We will find out. - No, you are alone.
There are 2 billion Chinese people here, just choose one to be your partner.
Where are we now?
Massage Salon. Heaven on Earth This is how it is.
I'm going here to get a massage while drinking hot tea.
Follow my instructions. Act like a tourist.
I'm a tourist, stupid.
Slow down, Chen! Why are you this?
My American friend is on vacation. I want to see it.
Oh, you are American.
- Yes. - Do you have American money?
- Just me, Lee. - Are you sure?
Sure.
Thank you.
- You're welcome. - Over here.
Are you ready?
Are you ready? I am ready.
Oh, God!
This place is cool! I love Hong Kong.
Have you been massaged by a Chinese woman before?
Not yet, but I heard it was incredible.
Come with me.
You choose any girl for you and also your friend.
- Which one? - Whichever.
I don't know where to start from where.
- I like that one. He must come. - Yes, he is indeed good.
He is enough, but my back is sore and needs a harder massage.
So, I chose the red one young too.
- Oh, yeah. - I want him too.
him too. Which is allowed too right?
That one over there. Are the legs great?
- Oh, yeah. - What are you doing?
- He said I might be free to choose. - Hurry up!
Why are you this? Never intersect the queue of Black people.
Calm down!
This friend has an extraordinary desire.
Please follow him to ride to a quiet room.
Later the room won't be quiet anymore.
You certainly don't know how good it is now.
Last night I just had a fight with the Triads.
Have you ever heard of Triads? I defeated around 20 people.
You have to see me. Very cool.
This is what I mean, friend. It's just a vacation.
I know you can do it. I know.
America?
Want to go to America with me? Ever been to America?
How is your girl?
- Lee, what's wrong? - That's Ricky Tan.
Is that Ricky Tan? The midget with bath pajamas!
I will call for help.
It's only 4 feet tall. We just beat it now.
- He is very dangerous. - I'm dangerous too.
Let's go there, and catch him.
You can't interfere with my massage program, I'll tell you that.
Shut up here.
You don't need help. I just...
Excuse me for a moment. Briefly.
I'll be back. Don't...
I'll be back.
Ricky? Ricky Tan?
Get up, friend. I've been looking for you everywhere.
I'm currently busy.
Do you hear me? I'm also busy, wake up now.
- Wake up! - I know you.
You're Lee's American friend, aren't you?
I'm Lee's new muscle. Don't let this clothes fool you.
There are only these colors that they have. Now wake up.
I won't say it again.
You guys are Americans, it's funny.
And you are Asian, hearing is not good.
little Ricky!
Immediately lift your butt...
from that chair!
You messed up my vacation. I told you to wake up, right?
Let me wake you up.
Let me teach him. Come on!
What? Let me take care of it.
Hello, friend, how are you?
I need to talk to you.
What about?
There are two Americans killed.
Come to the Police Station.
Police Station?
If anyone wants to be asked, ask here.
Listen, little. It looks like you started...
Oh, God.
Later on the laptop so I'll fix it.
- I don't think it's necessary to ask. - No problem.
I've seen it on the Internet, is a DVD player.
- That one is outdated. - I said goodbye first.
Inspector.
Have a nice day.
I just...
Lee, why don't you say that is as great as this?
- I told you! - No, you didn't say!
- What are you saying? - I'm like this.
What do you mean by that? Talk to use English!
I mean I'm here, you're next to it.
- I'm next to it, are you here? - Yes.
- Sorry. - Carter!
All of you face! Watch out!
No wonder you're angry.
Don't worry. It is okay.
You'd better leave immediately from here.
- Play me! - What?
Play me!
Damn it!
Lee!
No, no, no!
Lee!
POLICE OFFICE OF YAU MA TEI
Listen, you have been ordered by the Minister of Public Protection...
to help F.B.I in conducting investigation...
then give whatever we need.
All information that you have, everything is ours.
This is still in Hong Kong.
Two Americans have died in the territory of the US Government.
Make 2 more copies.
This is our investigation.
Chief Inspector Lee will watch over your people.
No, he will report to me.
Are we clear?
What is that?
That's...
Chief Inspector Lee.
I have never been humiliated like that...
during my life.
I traveled around Hong Kong naked ass, thanks to you.
- Thanks to me? - Yes, thanks to you.
You need help, I give help.
I was able to beat Ricky Tan and his subordinates, then you screwed it up.
- Already. I'm sick of your bullshit. - I'm sick of you!
It's not me who invited me to the bar that was full of those delinquents.
And I'm not the one who invited me to the place where the badges were in the massage.
- This is my job. - That's your job.
You're sad, man. When can you have fun?
When are you on vacation? When can you date?
- I often date. - When was the last time?
When was the last time you played "hide the rainbow roll"?
Huh? Listen to this, Lee. Year of Rat?
You will never be able to understand me.
Right, because I don't even understand what you say.
My passport is left in the massage place.
Good afternoon, sir.
- Lee? - Yes sir.
This is a Sterling Special Agent from the United States Special Unit.
Special Unit? Why?
Sit down first, please.
What I will say, may not be known to others.
The person who was killed yesterday, actually is not a translator.
They are actually American Special agents in disguise...
they are trying to dismantle Triad network.
- What's dismantled? - We don't know.
But whatever it is, is what made them killed.
How can we help you?
You just stay away.
- Thank you. - I can give you Ricky Tan.
No. We all know about Tan.
That's why we deliberately made it bait.
This must be bigger than Ricky Tan...
And Triad Fu Cang Long.
Hey, beautiful.
Thank you, Lee.
Carter! Charter!
Massage Heaven on Earth Salon?
Heaven on Earth?
Hello. Cheap clothes.
Cheap clothes.
- Cheap clothes. Cheap clothes. - How cheap is that?
- Cheap clothes. - Very cheap?
Excuse me.
Can you show me where the Heaven massage on Earth is, please?
- Hello. How are you? - Well.
No, no. Wait a minute.
I don't want chicken.
I don't want the chicken! What is the chicken for?
I don't like chickens alive, understand?
I like when they die and baked. Have you heard of Popeye's?
No, no! Do not! Don't kill the chicken.
Yes.
I upgraded. I'm a police officer.
Lower the knife and release the the bird!
Are you okay, Lee?
All he wants is mu shu.
Damn.
Hey, taxi! Taxi!
Follow the car.
Follow the limo. This is a chase. Wherever he goes, follow.
How come I don't move! This is not a way to catch up!
What? I'll slap you later if won't move this car.
Slap you. Slap you.
Alright. Look at this.
Do you understand this?
- Now our language is the same. - Quickly chase it then.
Come on, hurry up!
We got news, tonight Ricky Tan has a party on his ship.
Have you told Sterling?
Let him find out for himself. I want the Hong Kong Police to handle this.
Wait here huh I will be right back.
- Do you understand? - Yes, I understand!
And don't eat my chicken, huh?
Jesus!
How are you, honey?
Carter, James Carter. Baldwin Hills.
Isabella Molina. From San Juan.
San Juan? I know San Juan.
I often go there with my personal plane.
You must know my friend Pedro Morales Magonzales Marato Molaso Mondustos.
- I don't think so. - Are you sure?
Sorry. I think you know people who are important there.
Listen, huh. Think of it like your own home.
You need something... champagne, caviar... my yacht is your yacht.
Is this your yacht?
Right. I am the owner.
Captain. El capitan.
- El Capitan? - Yes. Hear.
I won't play with you. I want you now too.
I saw you and me in the bathroom down...
in about 5 minutes.
I'm so tempted. This yacht is very beautiful.
What's the name?
- What's the name? - Your yacht.
- The S.S. Minnow Johnson. - The S.S. Minnow Johnson?
Funny. The name behind the writing The Red Dragon.
The Red Dragon? Are you sure?
Oh, I'm sure. Because this is my friend's yacht.
- Yacht your friend? - And this is the party.
Means I got on a yacht. Later all yachts resembled all.
No wonder, I'm starting to feel weird when my key doesn't work.
- Who is your friend? - People who wrongly ride the yacht.
Wait a minute. I know you. Steven Reign, right?
You own most of Los Angeles. What are you doing in Hong Kong?
I came here for vacation, released fatigue.
You must have a private plane too huh. Must be nice huh?
- Can we? - Yes.
Enjoy the party, Charter.
The plan is that, Miss. Isabella.
See you later, Stevie. Relax.
- Ricky Tan. Where is she? - I do not know!
Today, he killed a detective. Where is she?
Who was killed, friend?
- Carter! - Who died, Lee?
- You (You)! - Detective Yu?
- Not Yu, you (you)! - Who?
- You (You)! - Who?
Do you understand the words that got out of my mouth?
No one can understand what you are saying.
Ricky Tan is waiting for you.
What really happened, Lee?
Do you still remember the story of my father being a police officer?
- Ricky Tan is his partner. - What?
Hu Li, you disappointed me.
Have you forgotten where you came from?
Don't forget who you work for.
Do you think you can become a leader?
Lee, I'm waiting for you.
Please ask your colleague to wait inside.
- I'm not going anywhere. - It is okay.
- I will not leave you alone. - I am fine.
- Are you sure? - Yes.
I'll wait for you above.
I know what people say.
I'm not the one who blew up the American Embassy.
I'm not that stupid.
But I'm sure, some people who might do it.
My enemies are trying to accuse me.
There are currently disputes between groups of Triads.
I'm afraid, this time I will lose.
If your father is still alive, I definitely have asked for advice from him.
Please don't.
Lee, I really need your help. There is nothing I can trust.
Tell me, why did they kill the undercover agent .
I'll give you all the information you need...
but you have to get me out immediately from Hong Kong.
Miss, what are you doing?
Get away. I am L.A.P.D (Member of the LA Police).
Did you kick me? You must be crazy!
Do you want to fight? I'll give you a special kick L.A.P.D!
- Are you okay? - Yes.
I just fell down. Hey.
- What? - I'm bleeding huh?
A quiet night, Inspector.
Ricky Tan is our only feedback. Now he's gone.
You managed to get revenge, but you messed up the U.S. Government investigation.
What do you say "revenge"?
Now, I don't know whether Triads paid you to kill Tan...
or this is purely revenge...
or maybe you're involved in this smuggling case but don't want to know.
I don't want to see you again. It is clear?
- What is this? - Carter, you have enough trouble.
Just shut up. Get away from here.
You have to go back to L.A. Now.
No problem, friend. As long as I'm here, I'm not happy either.
Sorry, Lee.
Between Detective Carters towards the Airport.
Let me take him.
Release your hands!
- Carter, you don't understand. - I understand, understand.
I fell from the building, was beaten by people...
I walk naked, and you still cover everything from me, friend.
I'm out of here.
Carter, Ricky Tan who trapped my father.
What?
5 years ago, my father investigated the biggest international smuggling case.
He just found out his colleague, Tan, worked for the Triad.
Before my father could prove it, he was killed.
All evidence is missing...
Tan resigned, and the case was never resolved.
I understand now. So this has something to do with your father's last assignment.
Do you want to take a plane with me or not?
What?
You know, my father also died while on duty.
I will do anything, if I have the chance to get revenge.
I will do anything. So what are you going to do or what?
Why to L. A?
Lee, let me explain the method of investigation ala Carter:
Follow rich white people.
- Follow rich white people? -Right. Learn this.
Every major crime must involve a white rich person behind him.
In our case, I know who the rich man is.
- Steven Reign. - Who?
Steven Reign, the millionaire hotel owner. I saw it on his boat Ricky Tan.
When the gunshot occurs, he _ take it easy.
Usually white people are not as calm as if you hear gunshots.
Usually they run around, hiding behind the table...
or shout, "aah!"
You often like that.
Let me tell you about people blacks.
When something happens, we remain calm.
Maybe, but we don't like Asians. We never panic.
Like when Godzilla came, you were all like crazy.
I saw it in a movie. You shout, "Gaica, gaica!"
Shout everywhere. I've seen Chinese people...
Mr. Carter, excuse me.
Thank you very much. Is this halal?
- Yes, this is halal food. - Shalom.
MENARA REIGNS Los Angeles
That's it, there, Steven Reign...
live relaxed in a fancy penthousine.
Oh, guess who this is. Yep, there he is.
That's the woman on the boat Ricky Tan, it's over there.
Hit him.
It works right. Now it's clear what I'm saying.
All we have to do is just wait.
Are they still talking?
He leaves.
- He must be back again. - How do you know?
Know that. You see that woman right?
He must be back.
What is he doing?
What is she doing, friend?
Just stand up, do nothing.
Don't fall asleep. Sooner or later, something will happen.
Okay, I'll try. But is getting boring.
Oh. Slowly my dear.
What?
- No. I said nothing. - You said something.
- I said nothing. - I hear you.
No. It is okay.
Lee, what's wrong? What are you saying?
- She's undressing. - What?
- She's undressing. - Give it to me!
No! That is not true!
- God, forgive me! - What?
- He is opening his skirt. - I don't want to hear.
Black underwear, black bra...
Victoria's Secret, spring catalog, page 27.
This lady understands fashion.
I want to see a little. Oh, look at that.
There is a small tattoo. Very funny.
It looks like Snoopy.
- Snoopy? - Yes.
- I like Snoopy. - I also like Snoopy. Let me see.
Patient. Wait a minute.
He headed for the door. Wait a minute, wait a minute.
He opened the door.
It seems that someone sent the package.
Wait a minute.
It looks like the same woman like the one who put a bomb in your office.
That's a bomb!
Watch out!
This one is right. Miss, there is a bomb there!
Open the door!
Kick the door.
- Geez, you're fine. - Carter!
- Come on, Lee! - Where?
- Don't drop it! Through this way! - Where should we go?
Roof! Roof!
Don't stumble! Watch Out!
- Throw, Lee! - Where?
Lee, throw! Throw the bomb to the end!
Throw! Throw!
- Throw to the end! - Many people there!
- Lee, throw! - Carter!
- Lee! throw! - Not!
We can die!
Alright, wake you up.
- Enough huh? - Drop it!
- That's a bomb! - Drop it!
There are no bombs. No, nothing.
Now, stay away from you before I hold you back from disturbing you.
Hold us back?
You must be crazy. I can catch you.
I am a secret agent working for the United States government.
How do we know? Show your badge now.
This is it.
Let me see again. What was not clear.
We can help you. I'm a detective from Hong Kong.
I know who you are, Inspector Lee. I know.
We must leave immediately, come to my place.
- Why did you say it was a bomb? - No, you said it.
- You said it in the hotel room.
I said he was a bomb (sexy).
Is he the bomb?
Listen, I've been working on this case for months...
if I see a bit of chaos I can understand it.
You have to tell us, what's the truth.
Triad and Reign thought, I was the defected agent.
- Is that the pay? - Not. It's not that simple.
Have you heard of the Superbill?
I've heard that. That's just a myth. A kind of fake money.
Dear, this is more than fake money.
14 of the 15 banks in the world cannot know the difference
The material is a mixture of Crane paper...
and the money is printed using the U.S. Intaglio printing machine.
You can tell us, How can they do that?
In 1959, the Government of the United States was good friends with the Sheikh of Iran.
Why? Because we want the oil.
Our government gave it a gift...
Printing Machine from treasury of the United States.
Until now, only the engine has come out of this country
5 years ago, Ricky Tan bought the machine from the black market.
5 years ago?
Right before he retired from the Police.
Ricky Tan gets a print of hundreds of dollars made in Switzerland...
and he started printing Superbills.
So, that's the reason Hu Li killed him... for the sake of the prints.
Then they print and send the hundreds of dollars.
There is only one way to find out the falsehood.
They use optical ink from India, if burned it will turn red.
Do you see? For ordinary ink, if it is burned it will be black.
You know, Carter, I'm sure you will ask the wrong thing.
The real question is, where is the print?
If we can find the print, we can stop this whole operation.
- Right? - Yes you're right.
Maybe from now on, you can help us.
Yes. Carter, This is your city, isn't it?
Yes, this is my titty. I mean, my city.
Good. And Lee, do you know Hu Li and Triad, right?
- Yes. - Good.
Can you find out where Hu Li hid the mold?
- No problem. - Thank you.
Then, congratulations on joining, gentlemen.
From now on, you officially work for the United States Secret Unit.
Secret Agent Unit James Carter.
That sounds cool huh It's cool, right?
I'll tell you, Lee, give me 6 months.
6 months, I will have in Washington D.C to protect the President.
We both know, you won't want to hold back for someone else.
Yeah, but they don't know.
I'll talk to Isabella, maybe he wants something.
- See how he looks at me right. - He never saw you.
You're jealous, Lee, because the girl chose me...
because I'm tall, black and handsome, and you're a bad person from the third world.
I'm not a bad person from the third world. Many women like me.
They think I'm funny, like Snoopy.
Lee, Snoopy is 6 inches taller than you.
Lee and Carter from now on will be in charge of helping.
Exactly.
This is where my information is. Here, the crab is good too.
I like kosher.
Hey. Hey, wait.
Oh, I know, I didn't see what I was seeing, not!
I'm sure you all aren't
- This place is supposed to be a restaurant! - What are you doing here, James?
You and all your little friends will catch.
Everything please fix it and get out of here quickly.
- Okay, let's talk outside. - Do you want to talk outside?
Yes.
Come on if you want to talk. As long as you want to talk.
Where did you get that? I like it.
cool. How are you, Kenny?
- James Carter. - How are you?
My brother, I heard when in Hong Kong you were beaten up.
- What? - It is true.
- Who told you? - My speaker.
- You don't need to worry about that. - They lied to you.
Listen, I'll catch you if you don't give me information.
Why did you come here and behave like this to me, James?
You have embarrassed me in the future My wife and child are out there.
Kenny, you are embarrassing yourself.
You're Black but open a Chinese restaurant in Crenshaw.
You came here but didn't show me a badge.
You don't even show the warrant.
Do you know what I will do? I will beat your ass.
After that, I'll hit you.
Kenny, we can't wait for that. Really.
- Come on, Kenny! - Come on!
- Just try it!
I will shoot you and say if you fall in the kitchen.
- Come on! - You better relax.
- Kenny, calm down, Kenny! - What...
Stress Tigers.
Where did you learn that?
Master Ching taught me.
Master Ching from Beijing?
Not... Freddy Ching in Crenshaw's film.
Oh. They are still brothers.
Oh, alright, alright.
Why are you hanging out with the 7-11?
7-11?
Because the mouth never stops (closes).
Hey! I hear. I heard that.
Don't talk about me, friend.
- You came here to ask about fake items? / - How come you know?
- Money, right? - Yes.
Many people arrived here?
One of my customers, came here a few days ago...
losing around 50 thousand on the table over there.
The plan is me and my men want to pursue him...
but he said he came carrying all that.
Bring a new one hundred dollar bill.
I feel it's fake money, because people's work is normal.
I checked it, but it turns out that is real.
Do you still save the money?
I keep my lunch in grade 3 elementary school .
Let me see.
Wait a minute. What are you doing?
This is fake money.
He tricked you. You said who gave you?
That person is named Zing. Working at Reign Plaza.
You'd better find him faster before me.
Excuse me. L.A.P.D.
We are looking for someone named Zing.
Come here! Come back here!
Hey! Hey! You brat!
Back here! I'm back here now!
famous Inspector Chairman Lee.
I will definitely be remembered because got rid of you.
Do you know what? I don't even know what is my reason for being here.
I'm not Chinese.
Alright, I'm sorry.
It seems that someone wants to talk with them first.
Why did you do that? It doesn't need to be like that!
You have ruined my feelings, miss. Later there will be a reply.
I never hit a woman, but you made me do it!
Okay, yes. I'm walking.
You'd better be alert.
What's wrong?
Isaella hit you. He is playing with you.
- No. - Yes, true.
- He saved our lives. - What?
- Hu Li should have killed us. - Are you crazy, friend?
Look at us. We will also die!
- Stop your chatter! - What if you don't want it?
I taught you to hell, Lee.
- I teach you to go back to Africa! - Can you?
Let's try it. I want to see, can you do it!
You don't know, are you dealing with, bro, friend!
You don't know you're looking for because of who, huh?
- I'll bite your nose later. - Just try to bite!
I don't trust him.
An error put it here.
We are told not to bother him.
I want to cut off the sweet lips from his face...
then buried it in the desert with the two policemen.
Want an apple?
You better keep the knife, prostitute, before an accident happens.
It's no use, friend.
Tell me, how is that Triad will kill us.
They will torture us for 3 days.
- I can stand it. / Then they will cut your testicles.
Cut the testicles? Seriously!
Then, we have to get out of here! Come on, don't give up!
- I don't want to die! - Shut up.
- Okay, I need your left foot. - What for?
Left foot!
Here's how.
- Hold yes. - OK.
Good. Continue to bite.
Bite like a small monkey!
Bite! Nice.
Beat! Use your tiger teeth!
Yes! Take that! Pull!
You can almost. I see.
Oh, shit!
- What's that? - Wow!
Lee, let me go. Hurry up, friend!
All of these statues contain full of money.
Hello, Benjamin!
- What are you doing? - I took this for evidence.
Do you feel that?
Yes. We are starting to slow down, bro.
- What's wrong? - I'm telling you what's up.
Come on, Lee!
Carter, go up.
- What's wrong? - You left me.
I didn't leave you. I'm waiting for you above.
Friend! I don't want to go there!
- Come on - There's a mouse there!
- There are no mice! - Look at the mouse!
Las Vegas?
What do we do in Vegas?
See. Red Dragon.
That's the name of his boat Ricky Tan.
Lee.
- Come on. - Come on.
- Sorry. - Damn it!
One on one. What is wrong with you?
- Wait a minute, friend. - What?
- We can't go there like this. - Why?
- We have to look fly (blend / blend). - What do you mean, "fly"?
We have to groom. We can't go there like this.
What do you mean, "mack out"?
Follow me, my Asian brother. Let me show you.
Come on.
We will go there.
Later when we get there, you have to take a few steps behind me.
You smell rather uncomfortable. I think you stepped on mouse droppings.
That is a cowboy hat, and this is a cork hat.
Wait a minute. We will continue later.
Hi. Can anyone help me?
Yes, I need black clothes, 42 in height...
and there must be no touching of this body other than pure silk.
And give me this product from the children's display.
You two want to use silk, let it be cucok?
People may be lazy to see it, but like like there are couples who want to match.
No, we're not a partner, friend.
We are the police who are handling important cases, and need clothes.
Yes. Many people who are pursuing us.
Okay Grandma. Yey don't need to worry?
Eike will change both of them the center of attention.
- Thank you. - No problem, we start from yey.
Yey has a mochaccino face, skin is okay, big, well built.
What if we give yey animal skin. Crocodile skin.
Stylish, crocodile skin, classy...
What size is your waist? Please enter.
Hey! Watch out, lenje!
- Looks like there is a burn. - Basic!
- Eike likes that. - Get your clothes there! Fast!
Later you can add knick-knacks. Oh, Jesus. Li'l Kim, soon to come back.
- Did you see that? - He likes you.
I don't want to shop with you anymore.
- Act like a rich person. - Ladies and gentlemen...
Steven Reign...
the owner and originator of the the Red Dragon Casino.
Thank you.
Good night.
A thousand years ago, a small, prosperous village in China...
hire a dragon to keep their property in the cave.
The people from that village gave him a lot of food...
they hope that the food can make it stronger.
But the dragon gets bigger and he gets stuck...
the treasure is buried behind it...
for ever.
Ladies and gentlemen, I've found the treasure.
Everything is here, inside the The most grand casino in the world!
Welcome to the Red Dragon...
where everyone is the winner!
Black, 29.
Look at this place, Lee. This is the biggest opening event in the world.
Yeah, right...
- Do you want to drink? - Cigarette?
- Put your hand in my arms. - What?
Hold me tight. Many surveillance cameras.
- What's wrong? - I think I'm in trouble, Lee.
I need your help.
The last time you needed my help, I came to the truck.
I'm in disguise, Lee. I don't there are other choices. You have to trust me.
Look, on the right side of my shoulder. That is a temporary counting room.
We think the mold is there there.
I want you to go there and take it. - Why didn't you take it yourself?
Because if I'm wrong, all my my disguises will be revealed. You understand?
How can I be sure, can I trust you?
Play me.
Now, I ask seriously.
Will you help Unity Secret?
What are you doing? Thank you friend. Take this.
- Dance. - Dance?
Friend, I'm here working, risking my life...
You're here even dancing with a woman?
- Does that woman have a friend? - She's Isabella.
He said, the print was in the calculation room.
You didn't say that was Isabella right. Are you crazy, friend?
- The girl wants to trap you again. - Not. I will find out.
No, wait, friend.
Many guards are here. If you want to go there, you need a transfer.
You keep watching me, later you will know when you have to start moving.
- Good. - OK.
- Come on, big 8! - Come on, Tex!
Hey, hey, hey! Good pitch, friend!
This table is still hot. I want this money. Involve me in this game.
Sir, betting on this table is a minimum of 50 thousand dollars.
If so, give me a 100 thousand dollar chip...
Give me also Pepsi Diet and hot wings.
- 100,000. Give this master the chip. - Let's play! I can not wait!
What is this?
Sorry, sir. It is not like that. I just think that...
You think I can only survive for at most 10 rounds.
- Is that right? - No, not at all, sir.
- Are you racist? - No, it's not like that, sir.
Why do these people get 50 thousand chips, I'm not Black?
I don't know, sorry.
- How is that? - Accidentally. Forgive me.
This is crazy. What do you think because my people have been oppressed for 362 years as slaves...
so you can do it arbitrarily give me a 50 thousand chip?
Make me like the coward George in your eyes?
- No it's not like that. - What does it mean?
- I think there should be calm. - I think you should just go.
Hurry up. I just want to be treated fairly. Is that excessive?
- No. - Is that excessive?
There is a problem at table nine.
Why aren't there black people appearing in this place? Are we not good?
Tonight, Lionel Richie will appear here.
Lionel Richie is not considered black since with the Commodores, friend.
What about Peaches and Herb? Gladys Knight and the Pips?
Ike and Tina? They can together again. This is crazy.
Sir, how are you calm. Win the money and have fun?
I can't calm down! I face told to calm down.
There is a problem. Come on.
I have a dream...
where are White people, Black people...
and even Chinese people can
without differentiating the chips!
Hallelujah!
Wait a minute. In the spirit of brotherhood, let's just start this game, friend.
Come on. Hurry up. Come on!
Oh, shit.
Catch him! Stop!
Inspector Lee, this is Ying Tao grenade.
Please follow me.
Or I will press the detonator,
and blow up 32 of your teeth into your brain.
Winner.
Yes! Yes, yes, yes!
I feel great. Who touched my ass?
Do it again. Give it to me. How many have I won?
200,000, sir.
Alright.
This seventh throw I aimed...
27 years of time spent Mandela without getting justice...
and must accept all treatment.
That's why I'm so angry. This one is for Mandela!
Winner. Seven.
Exit.
Imagine business, where other people give you money...
and you don't need to return anything to them.
That's the real American dream .
Thanks to a few sheets of steel pieces...
and most Secret Agents are beautiful in the United States...
I can run this business.
Look at you, Lee.
You look ridiculous.
You know, it shouldn't be necessary to do this.
Too bad.
Father and son are the same.
He is heading for the penthouse.
Look at this old fart.
What is on his mind?
I'm telling you, it's almost impossible who can be trusted and loyal.
Do you agree, right, Lee?
Everything stays at the table. Don't touch it. You understand?
Winner, big 4.
Geez, I just won 500,000 dollars.
- Yes! - Come here, sir.
Have them get rid of their friend Lee.
- Pay me first. - Sir, get out of the table.
Thank you very much.
The problem with our colleague is that they die.
So also with you.
Have fun.
After I am satisfied with you, you will beg me to press this button.
Don't move! Regulations U.S Secrets! You're under arrest.
These people will accompany you to the cashier.
Good, because I don't want to be surrounded by these rich White people.
I appreciate this, friend. Already no one is safe.
What's the matter...
I'm sorry, man. Sick huh?
Hey, you! Stop!
Are you okay?
Black people want to throw you disturb.
- Retreat! - Take it easy!
Back off! Back off! Retreat!
- Hey, come down. - Drop the stick.
Where have you been, Lee? I've won a lot, friend!
What's wrong with you, friend?
Is that the lamp in your mouth?
Geez, it's definitely not right.
Get out of the way! Can you get out of my way?
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with you, friend?
Why don't you say there's a bomb in your mouth?
- I told you! - No, you didn't say!
- I said "Mmm!" - What's "Mmm"?
Ricky Tan is still alive. We must go to the penthouse immediately.
Ricky Tan is dead.
What are you talking about?
Lee. Pursue Ricky, friend. Let me take care of this.
- Carter... - Just go friend, I can.
You are a woman, but this time I will not stand it anymore.
I will think of you as a man.
A very beautiful man and beautiful body...
I want to date watch.
You don't know this style huh? Egyptian style, miss.
Do you want this? Come on.
Just try it!
- Are you okay? - I am fine.
You need help.
I don't know you are on whose side.
Now you know.
What's wrong with you, miss?
You smell great.
Thank you, Benjamin. Thank you.
We should be a harmonious couple. There must be a special bond between us.
But you're a crazy whore!
All Americans like
Oh, then I'll just shorten it offer.
Where is my mold?
The print is safe with me, I don't think you mind right.
I enjoy stories...
about dragons and treasures that you said earlier.
In the past, my mother often told me that.
Do you know the message from that story?
Greed will imprison us all.
I don't like cake luck.
Just like your father.
I really want to help him, you know.
To share with him.
To make your life better.
But he is too weak.
- Fear of change. - Give me the prints.
- It's done. - I don't think it's finished.
There are still lots of casinos in this country.
I can make you rich, Lee.
Don't make mistakes like your father did, Lee.
If you take the gun, I will kill you.
Have you forgotten? I am dead.
Hey, Ricky. How are you?
Lee, I think you can hold yourself back I will go down and... Shit!
- What happened to Reign? - I want to tell you how your father died?
Hey, hey. Wait a minute, Lee.
It's no use, friend. Trying to play with you.
- Don't mess. - He never begged for his life...
- or try to make an offer. - Lower the weapon.
What he asked me, before I danced the trigger was...
I promise not to kill you.
Oh, he is very sad.
Oh, my goodness. He is already confused. Shoot him now, Lee!
What will you do?
You just have to press the trigger then bang!
Do you want to spend the rest of your life, hiding like your father?
Friend, don't let him talk about your father like that. Shoot him, Lee.
- You can't? - Of course you can, Lee.
- There is no one else but us. - As I expected.
He wants to tease you. Shoot him!
If you don't want to shoot him, Kung Fu he or whatever he is.
Damn it! Great kick, Lee.
That's an accident It's okay. We just say he wants to catch a taxi.
What's on... Oh, my goodness.
Miss, try listening to me first.
- Lower and turn off the bomb! - Carter, we have to jump!
You're crazy, I don't want to jump.
- Use your jacket! - Hey, turn the bomb off!
Basic crazy...
It's not difficult to turn out.
I don't believe, I fly as far as 10,000 miles for this.
Detective Lee, I'm forced to admit...
but the United States Secret Unit owes you.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
I met you on departure.
I want to thank you too.
It's nice to work with you.
I see that.
Basic devil, you. He kissed you, didn't he?
You're acting cool, just walking without looking back. I like it.
Yes. I am talented.
- Where do you want to go? - He wants to go to New York.
- Your entrance there, huh? - Yes.
I'm here.
- That means we have to separate. - It seems so.
Thank you, Carter.
Take care of yourself, Lee.
- Oh, Carter. - Yeah, Lee?
What's wrong?
There is something that I want to give you.
No, this is your father's badge. I don't want to take it, friend.
It's okay, really. Finally I can take it off.
Thank you, friend. Hey.
Do you know what? I also have something for you.
I got it when I was at Caesar's desk. Still new.
- I can't accept it. - Do not worry. I have a lot.
- Take it. Enjoy yourself - Not Carter, I can't accept it.
Can you not act like Police for a while, and enjoy your life?
There is something you want. Come on
Think about that.
This is the last call for flight 44 to La Guardia.
During this time I was eager to go to Madison Square Garden, see the Knicks playing.
- New York City? - Main flight.
- Plaza Hotel? - Munngkin a little mu shu?
- Amen for that my brother. - Then what do you think?
You know, friend? I can take time off again.
- Exy! - Come on!
- Are you okay? - She is fine?
- Jackie, are you okay? - Jackie is always okay.
- Is this a halal menu? - Yes sir. This is our halal menu.
- What's the name? - Gefilte.
- Gefilte fish. - "Filk" fish.
Lox and bagels. It's my favorite.
- What's the name? - Gefilte fish.
"Gefilke" Fish... What is this fish?
Do you know what this is? What is this?
- Gefilte fish. - This is "filte" fish.
"Filte" Fish. Do you want to try my "filte" fish?
You want to try... What is this fish?
Gefilte Fish! OK. Ok
- Gefilte fish. I like this. - I do not.
You tell Black people all over the world to eat this.
Who wants to eat lox and bagels? I have "gilte" fish.
Miss! Jackie, kick it.
Alright. Chris Tucker!
- Jackie, kick it. - Jackie again?
Try it. We are impatient, Jackie?
Jackie, we want to see right.
Jackie, we want to see right?
- His name is Lee, shit. - Lee, we want to see right.
We want to see, right, Lee?
- There must be something you want. - I always want to go to Sw...
I always want to go to Scra...
I always dream of "Square Marden."
I always want...
I forgot. Now, I'm nervous.
Every "garden," I'm nervous. Madison Square Garden.
I always want to Madison...
- Many people are chasing us. - Certainly Cyin.
Because yey is handsome. If eike doesn't have a boyfriend...
Eike chased me, then put it in the bathtub...
then flush yey with water and pat yey's ass.
But listen. This is what we must do, calm, calm.
If you are laughing eike again. Eike kidnaps later, so I can get the law.
Eike needs both of you.
Basic Devil. He kissed you right?
- Yes. - I like it.
Oh. Wait a minute.
- Who called, greetings for your father? / - Hello?
Hello? I'm making a movie, friend.
Later at 7:00, call again. I'm making a movie.
I'm beside Jackie Chan who is angry again. Call again
- Call again later. - You are a professional? We are making a film.
- You turn on your telephone? / - No, you can't talk to Jackie Chan.
No! They want to talk to you, Jackie.
- Hello? - Forgive me.
We are making a film!
Are you sorry? You are wasting our film!
Call back later. 7:00
Damn it! He can't join in Rush Hour 3.