[Flute music playing]
NARRATOR: Catchy tune, huh?
It's a melody toys just can't resist.
Why, look at them.
They're in the deepest of spellbound trances.
And that's the scoundrel behind the secret serenade--
Mr. Heebie Jeebies himself--
otherwise known as...
the Toy Taker.
[Maniacal laughter]
NARRATOR: Why, that rascal took toys...
from everyone and everywhere.
The whole world was up in arms.
Well, that Toy Taker nearly ruined Christmas for everyone.
Why, if it weren't for Christmastown's...
favorite reindeer son...
who knows what might have-- heh heh heh.
Now, you didn't think Rudolph's story...
ended that foggy Christmas Eve, did ya?
As we say in the North Pole...
that was just the tip of the iceberg.
Heh heh heh heh.
Oop, almost forgot to introduce myself.
Name's Scoop T. Snowman...
ace reporter for the "Christmastown Chronicle"...
the North Pole's best-selling newspaper...
North Pole's only newspaper. Heh heh heh heh.
Yes, sir, I've got a nose for news.
Ain't it a beaut?
Big hit at barbecues, too.
Of course, around here, no nose compares to Rudolph's.
In fact, yours truly broke the big story...
of how Rudolph and his friends...
triumphed over that mean old Toy Taker...
and saved Christmas for everyone.
Wasn't that long ago, in fact.
It all started at the Christmas parade.
And-a 1, and-a 2, and-a 3...
You know Dasher, and Dancer
And Prancer and Vixen
Comet and Cupid
And Donner and Blitzen
But do you recall
The most famous reindeer of all?
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Rudolph, with your nose so bright
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer
"You'll go down in history"
[Cheering, whistles, and applause]
Hee hee hee, yheh heh.
Whoo hgh.
Ho ho ho ho. Rudolph, will you do the honors?
My pleasure, Santa.
CROWD: Ooh! Ahh!
Aww!
Ho ho ho ho ho!
[Lively music playing]
I tell ya, the joint was jumping...
with hobnobbing elves...
and revelin' reindeer. What a shindig!
Hey! Hghh!
Hgh-hah hghh.
Here in the night
Just you and me
In all of the world
You're all I see
if we could fly away
Together we'll fly someday
And be who we are
Somewhere beyond the stars
if we made a wish
It might come true tonight
Just listen to the dreams in your heart
Hold them and wish them with all your might
And maybe someday
We'll know how close we are
Love is waiting there
Beyond the stars
We can find our way
Beyond the stars
[Humming]
[Gasps]
"The dentist is out!"
How tragic.
Try the Christmastown Snow Ball, first castle on your left.
Heh heh. Matter of fact, only castle on your left.
RUDOLPH: So, uh, how 'bout
a flying lesson tomorrow, Clarice?
CLARICE: Really? I mean, you're not too busy...
being so famous and all?
RUDOLPH: Well, you wanna earn your wings, don't ya?
Oh, Mr. Rudolph, sir...
uh, may I have your autograph?
[Giggles]
Heh heh. You sure are popular, Rudolph.
Oh, popular?
Actually, he's the most famous reindeer of them all.
Famous? Why he's a legend.
Ahem. Everybody, a toast...
to our true-blue bosom buddy Rudolph.
CROWD: To Rudolph!
To Rudolph!
Rudolph! Rudolph! Rudolph!
CORNELIUS: Bad, Bumble. Bad!
Got one word for you, my friend:
Dentures.
Huh?
CROWD: Speech, speech, speech, speech, speech!
Speech, speech, speech, speech, speech!
Speech, speech, speech, speech...
Ahem. Gee, guys. Thanks.
Being famous is swell and all...
but the truth is...
I never did anything to deserve it.
And he's modest, too.
All I ever wanted was...
Glow your nose, Rudolph.
To be like everybody else.
Come on, champ.
Let's see the trick with the disco ball.
Right? Right.
CROWD: Disco ball! Disco ball! Disco ball!
[Crowd oohing and aahing]
Aw, I guess I'm just a novelty act around here.
KITE: Hermey the Elf, D.D.S.?
At your service.
King Moonracer's got a royal toothache.
Can you come to the Island of Misfit Toys?
You bet.
Need an assistant, Hermey?
What a pal.
What now, Hermey?
Behold, the wonders of the Toothmobile...
my all-terrain mobile dental facility.
SCOOP: So our friends journeyed...
to the Island of Misfit Toys for a dental house call...
to tend to the ailing King Moonracer.
You're staring.
Sorry. I was just trying to figure out...
Why I'm a misfit toy. The awful truth?
I'm afraid of heights. Ain't it tragic?
Actually, Rudolph and I used to be misfits, too.
You're yankin' my tail.
Except I'm still a misfit.
But you're a celebrity.
So what?
I'd give anything for a normal nose.
HERMEY: Poor guy.
KITE: How tragic.
[Sniffles]
Keep your chin up
Keep your shoulders back
And face the world with pride
So what if you're a little bit different?
You're still bona fide
HERMEY: Stick your nose out
Hold your antlers high
Enjoy the world you see
So what if we're a little bit funny?
Hey, you still got me
RUDOLPH: We're just a little bit
Oh, just a little
HERMEY: We stand out from the rest
RUDOLPH: Golly, but I just don't fit
HERMEY: Don't even think of it
Not even for a little bit?
The situation's delicate, we'll find a fit
He's such a wit
And you're a major benefit
- BOTH: Oh! - RUDOLPH: Me?
BOTH: So keep your chin up
Keep your shoulders back
And face the world with pride
So what if we're both kind of loony?
So what if we're both kind of tooney?
So what if we're both kind of spooney?
Spooney
Tooney
Loony
We're just fine
Hey, I'm not just a dental elf
RUDOLPH: You're a monumental elf
HERMEY: We're happy as can be
Even if I'm down and out
In a hole, I'll pull you out
You're the coolest of the cool
Remember elves and reindeer rule
- You think that's true? - I do, don't you?
Just look at all the things we do
BOTH: Oh...
Really?
BOTH: So keep your eyes bright
Take a real deep breath
And hold your head up high
Remember, don't ever feel crummy
'Cause I am your personal chummy
We're really remarkably plummy
Yes, plummy
Not glummy
BOTH: Old chummy
We're perfectly fine
I never made a big deal out of your nose, did I?
Just like I never made a big deal about you...
wanting to be a dentist.
Exactly!
So who cares what other people think?
We are who we are, right?
Oh, I guess.
KITE: Here we are--
the Island of Misfit Toys.
[Alarm chirps on]
Come out, everyone.
We got guests!
KITE: When a mouse goes meow
And a cat goes woof
And a kite is afraid to fly above the roof
Don't be frightened by all the noise
On the Island of Misfit Toys
ALL: Oh...
The Island of Misfit Toys
Toys
KITE: When a Jack-in-the-box
Isn't Jack at all
And there isn't any bounce
In the bouncing ball
Take a breath, regain your poise
On the Island of Misfit Toys
ALL: Oh...
The Island of Misfit Toys
Toys, toys, toys
Toys, toys, toys, toys
KITE: Seems like everybody wants to attain perfection
Nobody wants to be different and face rejection
BINOCULARS: Does anybody like me?
KITE: I sure do.
Look, those binoculars just can't see
And the dizzy dizzy top is a catastrophe
But there's no one that this annoys
On the Island of Misfit Toys
ALL: Oh...
The Island of Misfit Toys
ALL: Toys, toys, toys
We're on the Island of Misfit Toys
Toys, toys, toys
Toys, toys
There's a pig without a slot
And if you shake her 'round
And listen to her tummy
You won't hear a sound
Not a penny to make a noise
On the Island of Misfit Toys
Snowflakes come in different shapes
And sizes
Like a misfit toy
They're chock full of surprises
Let go my tail!
There's a train that can't roll
Down the track
A boomerang that won't come back
A rattle without a noise
On the Island of Misfit Toys
ALL: Oh...
The Island of Misfit Toys
Oh...
The Island of Misfit Toys
Toys, toys, toys
We're on the Island of Misfit Toys
Toys, toys, toys
Toys, toys
Nice to meet all of ya.
Ohh, heh heh.
I just wish there weren't so many of you.
Oh.
[Ring]
Hello? Hello?!
Hello?
Ohh.
Nobody.
Oh, he's the telephone with hang-ups.
And I'm Peggy, the piggy bank.
Only thing is, they forgot to give me a slot.
Heh heh. Hear that? Nothing.
I'm all empty inside.
I need change!
[Australian accent] You think you've got problems, mate.
I'm the boomerang that doesn't come back.
G'daaaaaaaaaaaay!
Ain't it tragic?
[Fanfare trumpeting]
His Majesty, King Moonracer!
Ohh.
The pain.
The pain!
Right this way, Your Majesty.
Now, let's have a look-see...
at those pearly white, um, fangs, shall we?
Mm-mmm.
HERMEY: Tut tut tut.
Nothing to fear, Your Highness.
I'm a professional. Open wide, please.
Wider.
Oh, my.
Hmm.
- That hurt? - Uh-uh.
- That? - Uh-uh.
How 'bout--
Aah!
Was that a yes or a no?
Uhh. Please, don't tell me I need a root canal.
You need a root canal.
I told you not to tell me that.
Don't worry, sire.
This won't hurt a bit.
Mommy.
Can't be too careful...
with this Toy Taker on the loose.
Alert me at the first sign of trouble, boys.
As soon as Santa and all his elves and reindeer...
were tucked in and fast asleep...
it happened--
the unthinkable.
MISFIT TOY: OK, bye-bye.
ALL: Bye, bye.
SECOND MISFIT TOY: Don't forget us on Christmas.
Looks like rough weather ahead.
Maybe we should turn back.
RUDOLPH: I'd kind of hate to miss...
my date with Clarice.
HERMEY: That doe certainly has you...
head over hooves, doesn't she?
Who told you?
Everyone in Christmastown knows.
They do?!
Haven't you told each other?
Well, not in so many words.
Hmm, last I counted, it was just 3.
Oh, I've tried, Hermey, but the words won't come.
I know what you mean.
HERMEY: It was Graduation Day...
at the Elf Academy of Dental Arts.
Congratulations, Hermey.
You've got a crush on the tooth fairy?!
And her teeth are perfect.
[Thunder rumbling]
Uh-oh.
Then it hit.
The North Pole unfurled its fiercest frozen fury.
Yes, sir. It was the kind of storm...
that swallows ships whole...
and Rudolph and Hermey...
were caught smack-dab in the thick of it.
Uh, Hermey!
Eep.
RUDOLPH: Buhh.
Uhh uhh uhh uhh.
RUDOLPH: Land!
BOTH: Land!
Um, where are we?
Who knows?
Let's just get out of this storm.
[Alarm chirps on]
[Fanfare]
Who goes there?
You're not toys.
Begone, trespassers!
But we got shipwrecked.
We just need someplace warm and dry.
Oh, very well. Follow me.
GUARD: Queen Camilla will decide your fate.
HERMEY AND RUDOLPH: Fate?
Her Majesty...
the glamorous and fabulous Queen Camilla!
[Zsa Zsa Gabor accent] Hello, dahlinks.
Hi.
Um, hello there.
CAMILLA: Enough banter!
Vhy you trespass on Castavay Cove, hmm?
Well, w-we were shipwrecked and--
Lies, lies, lies!
Just 'cause Camilla is beautiful...
don't mean she's one sandwich short...
of picnic, dahlink.
You've come to steal Camilla's fabulous toys.
Confess!
- HERMEY: Us?! - Why would we--
Silence!
Before I mount you over that mantel lickety-split.
Guards!
Throw them in the dungeon for 300 years.
But he's a dentist.
And--and he's a beloved holiday icon.
Watch it, boys. He's got a toothbrush.
And I know how to use it, too.
Let go!
Look! He's got a very shiny nose.
[Gasps] It's Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
Oi yoi yoi yoi yoi yoi.
GUARD: Oh, yeah, it is.
SECOND GUARD: Oh, yeah.
Rudy, dahlink.
You're lookin' pretty fabulous.
Mmph. Mmph.
Uhh uhh ooh.
Sorry for all that rough stuff, dahlink.
Vee thought you vere de Toy Taker.
Us, the Toy Taker? But--
Let's not dwell on the past, caribou.
It's not attractive.
Velcome to my fabulous castle, dahlinks.
Vhen toys get old or broken...
and vould othervise be cast avay...
Queen Camilla brings them to Castavay Cove...
for a rest, relaxation, and rejuvenation.
Come, darling. I give you a 5-penny tour, yes?
Oh, darling, bring your tired toys...
your poor toys...
your toys yearning to breathe free.
Hey, boys, bring me your dollies
Hey, boys, bring 'em to me
Hey, boys, it'll be jolly
I can fix 'em with my T.L.C.
Hey, boys, bring me your patients
Dr. C is in the house
I got the cure for what ails you
Be you moose or be you mouse
Because everything is beautiful
GUARDS: Beautiful
The whole world fabulously beautiful
GUARDS: Beautiful
CAMILLA: Everything and everyone is beautiful
GUARDS: Beautiful
They're beautiful
I make them beautiful
A little plastic here
A little stuffing there
Some absolutely genuine faux-blonde hair
Some powder on that nose
A new pair of pants
And I will ratify your dance, c'mon!
Hey, toys, if you get busted
Come here, I'll make it right
My glue, it can be trusted
Makes you stick around all night
A little varnish here
A little garnish there
A little clip clip clip
To coif your hair
A little dab of paint
Applied with lovin' care
I'll repair your savoir-faire
if there's a boo-boo on your choo-choo train
We'll make the whoo whoo whoo whoo whistle again
We can fix it all
We do it every day
So rock on, boys
Just let the band play
Go!
Play it, boys
Oh, everything is beautiful
BOTH: Beautiful
CAMILLA: So beautiful
I make them beautiful
Hey, toys, this is the party
Get your groove on, 1, 2, 3
I'm just a medical smarty
I'll make you beautiful like me
I'll make you beautiful
Just like me, yeah
My, you run a very fine establishment, Your Majesty.
It's beautiful!
The only problem is vat to do vit all dose toys...
after Camilla makes them so beautiful and fabulous.
Maybe Santa can find them homes...
just like he does for King Moonracer.
You do this for me, I do something for you.
Vat is your fondest desire, dahlinks?
Well, um, he wants a normal nose.
And he wants a date with the tooth fairy.
Nose job Camilla can do.
You mean, you can give me a normal nose?
You're kidding me, sugarplum?
Nobody knows noses like Queen Camilla.
Before.
After.
Fabulous, no?
Ohh. It's the nose I've always dreamed of.
Of course it is, dahlink.
Say dat vord, and it's yours...
lickety-split.
Yes!
Take caribou to operating room number 2.
You realize a nose job is permanent.
Your nose won't ever glow again.
I've waited my whole life for this chance, Hermey.
But what if it's another foggy Christmas Eve?
Santa can't afford headlights, dahlink?
What if Clarice doesn't like the new nose?
Uh...
Maybe I need some time to think it over.
Take all the time you vant, sugarplum.
SCOOP: Rudolph promised to tell Santa...
all about Castaway Cove...
and by morning, Queen Camilla's staff...
repaired the Toothmobile better than new...
but on the journey back to Christmastown...
Rudolph had his mind set on how a new, less-shiny nose...
might change his life for the better.
And what do you know, he made it home...
just in time to keep his date with Clarice.
Remember, build up speed and then...
CLARICE: Jump into the wind.
Ready, set, go!
[Laughs]
Slowpoke.
Uhh uhh uhh uhh.
Puhh.
Pah! Puh! Puh!
The sun was in my eyes.
[Laughs]
It's not funny.
[Laughs]
Again?
Now that I'm all warmed up, why not?
Uhh uhh uhh uhh.
Aah.
Unh!
Oh, who am I kidding?
I'll never earn my wings.
Come on, Clarice. Have a little faith in yourself.
CLARICE: And I wanted to impress you so badly.
Impress me?
I'm so ordinary.
And you're so famous.
RUDOLPH: I won't be so famous after I get my nose fixed.
Then I'll be normal like everyone else.
But, Rudolph--
and I'll finally fit in, and--and--
and we can be happy and--
I love your nose and everything about you.
You do?
Mm-hmm.
And--and--well, you know how I feel, don't ya?
CLARICE: Do I?
I mean, everyone in Christmastown knows.
It's so obvious.
[Laughter]
Tell me anyway.
Well, uh...
[Whispers]
Really?
He loves me! He loves me!
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer loves me!
Clarice, you're flying!
[Both barking]
RUDOLPH: You did it, Clarice! You did it!
Aw, gee.
You better come to the castle, you two.
Something wrong, Coach Comet?
Wrong? I'll say.
Santa's warehouse was robbed!
Ohh. I should have guarded the toys myself.
Oh, Papa. You mustn't blame yourself.
He took every single toy we made.
And even the toys guarding the toys.
So we'll make new toys?
We can't make up for a year's work in 3 days.
There's just not enough time.
I'm afraid it's going to be...
a toyless Christmas this year.
RUDOLPH: Only if we give up.
Rudolph's got a plan. Right? Right.
What's the plan, champ?
Well. Um...
What if we catch the Toy Taker...
and get the toys back by Christmas?
But by golly, how does one catch such a slippery scoundrel?
[All talking at once]
Oh, someone must've seen something last night.
I did.
- Huh? - What?
What did you see, Hank?
HANK: I was up late reading last night...
and I saw--
well, it looked like a giant flying football.
I thought I was just seeing things.
- Ah! - A football!
I think Hank saw a blimp.
Great bouncing icebergs!
That's how he absconded with our toys.
Papa, why don't we look for clues?
To the scene of the crime!
You again!
Actually, I'm a dentist now.
Dentist, schmentrist, you no-account rebel!
You left my staff one elf short!
You'd better be nice.
One of these days, you'll need a dentist...
and I'm the only one around.
I wouldn't let you touch my choppers...
with a 10-foot pole, you--you tooth maniac!
CLARICE: I found something.
ELF FOREMAN: Why, that's just toy stuffing!
[Sniffing]
[Licking]
Oh, it's stuffing, all right.
We stopped using this kind years ago.
RUDOLPH: Footprints?
Hmm.
How peculiar.
And so Santa divided every elf, reindeer...
and forest creature into search parties.
Their mission--to find the Toy Taker by Christmas.
They had precious little time to get the job done.
The pins mark the Toy Taker's path of mayhem and plunder.
He sure gets around, doesn't he?
He hasn't been here or here--
Castaway Cove and the Island of Misfit Toys.
What happened?
Thar's not a peck o' pepper or morsel o' mint...
left in that stinky ol' peppermint mine!
Me and Bumble mined it clean.
Arr hurh hurh.
How about helping us catch the Toy Taker?
There won't be any toys for Christmas...
unless we find him.
Well, what are we waitin' for?
Wah-hoo!
[Whistles]
Mush!
[Yawns] CORNELIUS: C'mon, mush!
[Yawns]
Oh, brother.
[Groaning]
Welcome to your new home.
Well, what was wrong with our old homes?
They were infested with children.
But we love children.
TOY TAKER: And children may love toys at first...
but it's a fickle love that never lasts.
TOY: Hold on one cotton-pickin' minute.
I used to live on the Island of Misfit Toys...
until Santa found me a home of my own.
That was the happiest day of my life.
Take me back. My little Sarah needs me.
Please, Mr. Toy Taker, let me go home, too.
A toy is never truly happy until it is loved by a child.
TOY TAKER: The truth is that children always outgrow you.
And when they stop needing you, have mercy.
They'll toss you aside like yesterday's trash!
[Toys gasp]
Not my little girl.
Charlie in the box...
think of how lonely life must be when a child stops needing you.
But I'll always take care of you.
Wait a minute!
I read about you in the papers.
You're not our friend!
You're a crook!
You think I'm mean
And a nasty fiend
'Cause I'm known for stealing lots of toys
But close your ear
To those things you hear
They're lies from sniggly girls and boys
'Cause they might flatter you
On Christmas Day
But sooner or later, they will grow away
And they'll leave you behind
When they go out to play
No, they won't take you
They won't take you
But I am a wonderful guy
I'd never treat a toy
The way those children do
And though you may not want to go
The Toy Taker, that's me
Will take care of you
And you and you
And you
A brand-new toy, full of pride and joy
At first will have a primo time
But then some kid drops you on your lid
And poof, you're gone before your time
A broken nose, that's the way it goes
A missing wheel, think of how you'll feel
When your paint peels off
And you start to cough
[Cough, cough, cough]
Will they ever know?
But I am a heck of a guy
I'll treat you with respect
Until my face turns blue
And yes, I am filled with finesse
The Toy Taker, who else
Will take care of you?
And you
I'm a really peaceful fellow
At heart, I'm soft as Jell-o
My modus operandi
Is influenced by Gandhi
So cheer, 'cause the Toy Taker's here
You'll never be discarded
Or get thrown away
I swear what I'm saying is true
The Toy Taker, that's me
Will take care of you
And you
And you and you and you
Oh, that Toy Taker took all my beautiful toys.
[Sobs loudly]
I feel so... unfabulous.
I'm sorry we came too late, Queen Camilla.
Don't worry. We're gonna catch that crook.
And get all the toys back, too.
Their last hope was the Island of Misfit Toys.
Maybe, just maybe...
they still had a chance to catch the Toy Taker...
at his own game.
We believe the Toy Taker...
plans to strike here next, Your Majesty.
But this time, we'll be waiting for him.
And we'll give that horrible hooligan what for!
RUDOLPH: No, Cornelius.
We won't even try to stop him.
Rudolph has a plan. Don't you, Rudolph?
[Playing flute]
The idea was to dress as toys, Hermey!
Um, I'm a misfit molar?
Oh, brother.
RUDOLPH, WHISPERING: Just follow the others.
TOY TAKER: You're an awfully...
big toy, aren't you?
I'm sorry, but I can't take you with me.
You're too...
enormous!
[Whimpers]
[Sobs]
TOY TAKER: Good luck, my hoppity bunny friend.
[Shrieks, whimpers]
[Howls]
[Sobs loudly]
SCOOP: Poor Bumble felt like a lost child at the mall.
[Laughs] Well, a very big child.
Now, even though Bumbles aren't exactly...
the smartest of creatures...
a domesticated Bumble is fiercely loyal.
That abominable snowman knew his friends needed him.
By hook or by crook...
Bumble had to catch up with that blimp... somehow.
[Laughs] Of course, it's a well-documented fact:
Bumbles are notorious sinkers.
Poor Bumble didn't make it.
Don't worry, missy. He'll catch up.
Bumbles always bounce back.
If my hunch is right, the Toy Taker will lead us...
right to the missing toys.
Oh, Rudolph, look at them.
They're in some kind of trance.
The Toy Taker's flute must pack some kind...
of hocus-pocus voodoo power.
[Whispering] Don't worry, Mr. Kite.
We're here to rescue you.
In-tru-der!
TOY: Intruders!
Not so loud!
TOYS: Intruders! Intruders!
You're not toys!
We're friends of Santa!
And we want his toys back!
Surrender, you hooligan!
We got you surrounded.
Ha ha! Do you?
Sorry you can't stay for the holidays!
Ta-ta!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Rudolph! No!
Uh! Unh!
Ohh! Uhh!
Huh? Clarice!
You saved me.
And I earned my wings.
Can't hold on much longer!
Wahoo!
Do do do, do do, do do, do do do
Na na na, di di di
Darn! Darn! Darn!
Got you now.
[Laughs maniacally]
Why, that little... allow me!
Nyuh?
Wah-hoo!
Hoy! Hoy, ah-ha!
Ta-da!
[Laughs uncontrollably]
[Laughs]
Hey, you're messing up my blimp!
Huh? Whoops.
What's that behind you?
Ha! I ain't a-fallin' for that old trick.
BOOMERANG: G'daaaay!
Sorry, mate.
[Weakly] It's all right.
I--I--ha ha--
Nuh--whoa ho!
Cornelius! No!
Oh, brotheeeeer!
Oh, dear.
Looks like our friend Yukon Cornelius is done for.
Or is he?
[Grunts and blabbers]
Whoooooo!
Mmm, paws off, ya yuckity yeti!
Oh! Whoa! Heh!
Yee hee ha ha! Whoa! Wah ha!
Wah ha ha ha ha ha!
CLARICE: We're losing altitude!
RUDOLPH: Try to save the misfits!
Aye, aye, captain.
We've got a date with the Toy Taker.
Let's go!
Eee! Aah!
Keep that light away from me.
Rudolph, he's scared of your light.
Keep it glowing!
Attention, passengers.
This is Hermey, your pilot, speaking.
No need to panic. Everything's under control.
- We're doomed! - Aah!
Whoa! Yah!
Big-time vertigo!
ALL: Whoa!
Faster, Bumble, faster!
Phe-ew!
[Laughing hysterically]
RUDOLPH: Hope you like roller coasters.
CLARICE: Love 'em.
[Toy Taker laughing]
[Laughs]
- Whoa! Whoa! - Whoa! Whoa!
- CLARICE: Ohh! - RUDOLPH: Aah!
G'daaaay!
[Toy Taker laughs]
Rudolph, look!
BOTH: Aah!
Weeeeeeee!
Ah ha ha ha!
Uh-oh.
Whoa-oa-oa-oa! Uhh!
Whoa-oa-oa-oa-oa-ah!
Aah!
[Snorts]
Surrender, Toy Taker.
I don't know the meaning of the word.
It means you give up.
Now!
Blah!
Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
We almost had him!
If only I had me some rope.
Will dental floss do?
It just might, dentist.
Waxed or unwaxed?
Uh... waxed.
Mint or cherry?
Ooh, just give me that!
Hop on, Yukon!
Time for some reindeer rodeo!
Yippy yi yay, wahoo!
You'll never catch me!
Never say never!
Gah!
Ooh... oh... ooh...
Oh, ho ho! Well done! All of you.
Do you have any idea how much trouble you've caused?
Let's see who he really is.
[Both gasp]
ALL: Huh?
Well, I'll be.
Pay no attention to the teddy bear...
behind the cloak.
I am the Toy Taker!
Fear me!
Rrrah! Blah!
But... you're just a teddy bear on stilts.
Won't anyone fear me?
Please?
Oh... oh, what's the use?
Whoo! Ooh!
CLARICE: Look, he's hurt.
Oh, tsk, tsk, tsk.
You've lost a lot of stuffing, son.
I'm a very old teddy bear, Santa...
and my seams just aren't holding up the way they used to.
So, the stuffing in the warehouse was yours.
And the peculiar footprints were from the stilts.
But why would a teddy bear steal toys?
Not steal, Rudolph. Rescue.
You see, my real name is Mr. Cuddles.
My story begins a long, long time ago.
MR. CUDDLES: When I was a bear
Wrapped in beautiful paper
I found myself under a tree
When Christmas Day came
That's when I met my best friend
His very first present was me
And Steven played with me all day long
He'd sleep with me tight in his arms
He'd tell me stories and sing me songs
Oh, my, what a glorious time
But not for long
Steven was growing up
Day after day
And he didn't have time for his friend
I moved from the bed
To a chair, to a closet
And I knew it must be the end
I stayed for years in a cardboard box
Till one day, the garbageman came
They threw me out
Yes, they threw me out
Without any reason or rhyme
I was ashamed
Oh, I still remember my Steven
I've missed him for so long
If I could only be with him again
That's where I still belong
And so, I became the Toy Taker to spare other toys...
from the eternal darkness of cardboard boxes...
and the harrowing indignity of the trash heap.
[Sniffles]
[Blows loudly]
Oh, poor darling.
[Bawls loudly]
Mr. Cuddles, while it's true...
that many children outgrow their toys...
I happen to know that your boy's been looking for you.
He has?
Really?
I'll gladly take you home to him.
And I bet Queen Camilla can mend those seams.
Good idea, Hermey.
Silver and gold.
Gold and silver!
Why, there's silver and gold in our peppermint mine!
Hoo hoo!
Wahoo! We're back in business!
[Growls happily]
SCOOP: Rudolph flew Mr. Cuddles to Castaway Cove...
where Queen Camilla personally supervised his makeover.
Feeling better, dahlink?
Much.
And what about you, caribou?
Still want that nose job?
Well...
RUDOLPH: Land!
I love your nose and everything about you.
Eeh aah!
Keep that light away from me.
Rudolph, he's scared of your light!
Keep it glowing!
Rudolph, with your nose so bright...
won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
I think... maybe...
I'll just stick with the nose I have.
I don't always like it...
but... well, I guess we kind of sort of...
go together.
Are you mad?
I wouldn't change a thing about you, Rudy, dahlink.
You pretty fabulous just the way you are.
Well, maybe Rudolph realized...
that everything he ever wanted...
was right under his nose the whole time.
And when Mr. Cuddles returned all the toys...
and the elves packed Santa's sleigh...
everyone knew deep in their hearts...
it was gonna be the best Christmas ever.
It's gonna be the best Christmas ever
It's gonna be the finest Christmas ever
Could it be a better Christmas? Never!
There won't be one like today
Everything'll be fine and dandy
Better keep your hungry tummy handy
Gonna let you fill it up with candy
'Cause on Christmas, it's OK
When everybody comes together
'Round the big old tree
We'll hang the tinsel, string the lights
And laugh so merrily
It's gonna be the best Christmas ever
It's gonna be the superest Christmas ever
It's gonna be the happiest Christmas
Never will there be one like today
Everything will be quite delightful
Wait until you see all the lights
You'll never ever have a better sight
Till you see Santa on his way
We had to use a ladder
Just to pile up all the toys
'Cause we have tons of goodies
For you special girls and boys
And it's gonna be the best Christmas ever
It's gonna be the finest Christmas ever
Could it be a better Christmas? Never!
There won't be one like today
It's gonna be the happiest Christmas ever
And the most fantabulous Christmas ever
Everybody, let's all get together
On this perfect
Christmas Day
He loves the dentures, dentist.
Just send me the bill.
Aw, it's on me.
Merry Christmas.
SCOOP: And wouldn't you know it?
Courtesy of Queen Camilla...
Hermey received a special visitor.
[Gulps] The tooth fairy.
Yoo-hoo!
Hermey the Elf, D.D.S.
Why, I'm Hermey the Elf, D.D.S.
Ready for our date... sugar?
[Hermey whimpers]
Oh ho ho ho!
Don't be nervous, Mr. Cuddles.
Everything will work out fine.
This is the happiest day of my life.
Oh ho ho ho!
Merry Christmas to all!
Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Rudolph
Join in any reindeer games
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say
"Rudolph, with your nose so bright
"Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
"You'll go down in history"
Then how the reindeer loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
"You'll go down in history"
Here in the night
Just for you and me
In all of the world
You're all I see
If we could fly away
Together we'll fly someday
And be who we are
Somewhere beyond the stars
If we made a wish
It might come true tonight
Just listen to the dreams in your heart
Hold them and wish them with all your might
And maybe someday
We'll know how close we are
Love is waiting there
Beyond the stars
if we could fly away
Together we'll fly someday
And be who we are
Somewhere beyond the stars
We can find our way
Beyond the stars
HERMEY: I told you, sooner or later...
everyone needs to see their dentist.
Enough with the gloating!
Open wide, now.
This won't hurt a bit.