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Those days were amazing.
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Being a kid, you know, what else was I
to do but to live the Dragon?
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I'd study the music note for note.
I read every interview.
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Copied every outfit, every move,
you know, every look.
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My pursuit of perfection
was relentless.
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The music deserved that.
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All right, ladies. Spread them.
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Rob, you're not nailing the squeal.
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I have no idea
what you're talking about.
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Check it out.
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Play it like that.
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- That's it.
- That's a ping, not a squeal.
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- Sounds just like the tape, man.
- No. Raunchier.
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Again, please.
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That was great. Thank you.
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From the top.
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Hold on!
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Hey, Jeremy, no.
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What are you doing?
You know what this is?
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'Lubricator', signed by all five
band members with the original cover.
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Look. Jorgen's name is misspelled.
It should be an "E. "
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You know how much I can get for it?
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Peace to you too, dude.
Try it like this.
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Mom?
Mom, isn't my room off-limits?
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I'm sorry, Chris.
Oh, what were you doing?
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- How are you?
- Good. How's Willard?
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- He's fine. You look nice.
- Thank you.
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Here, hold on.
You got a smudge.
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- Bye. Gotta run.
- Bye. Love you.
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Love you too. Bye.
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I need more power! I want more!
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Come on, come on.
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Nina and Samantha!
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Hey, Chris.
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- Coming to my show in a week?
- Of course.
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- Want to hand out fliers?
- Absolutely.
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- You guys look awesome.
- Bye.
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We're a band called Blood Pollution...
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...a Steel Dragon tribute band,
the best in Pittsburgh.
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Thank you.
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I wrote this one for someone
who ripped out my heart.
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And put it through a bloody blender!
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That's right.
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This one's for Kim, who makes me
want to stand up and shout.
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Em, I'll be right back, okay?
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Excuse me.
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You think I could have one?
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Not without a blowjob and a sex
change, pal. But have a nice day.
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- Come on, girls. This way.
- See you, Chris.
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Oh, that was awesome!
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That was the heaviest
since Columbus in '77.
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Heavier than the 'Demented' tour.
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- I ask you, did they not rock?
- They totally rocked.
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Guys.
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What the...?
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Come on.
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Oh, I thought I smelled pussy.
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Look who's here.
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- If it isn't Yoko Ono and the Fag Five.
- What are you doing?
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Making sure nobody sees
some cut-rate copy band.
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Cut-rate? This dude can't
even tune his own guitar.
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- You could work on your lip-synch.
- I don't lip-synch.
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Be doing everyone a favor if you did.
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You could get the outfit right.
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Boots from the 'Wasted' tour
and a cheap 'Twisted' jacket.
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You are so fully wrong, cocksmoker.
This is official issue.
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The actual vest Bobby wore
on the 'Twisted' tour.
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My dad bought it from someone
who knows them.
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Sorry, but your dad got ripped.
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The lapels should be blue,
there's no green in the embroidery.
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As a matter of fact,
can anybody here honestly say...
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...they've ever seen Bobby Beers
with a jacket with red lapels?
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- No, I can't.
- I don't think so.
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You can make me his pants.
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Or did she already rip out
the Dodge seats?
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No. First tell me what you put there
to make people think you're a guy.
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- This is all me, baby.
- You and a few ballet slippers.
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- You want a piece of me?
- No, I'm good.
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- Want to see how a real man-
- Don't touch her.
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- Let go of my cape.
- Let go of my cape!
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Get your ass out of bed.
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Get out of here.
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- Let's go. Get up.
- Get out of here.
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Move it.
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Where you hiding
your stash these days?
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Get out! I didn't do anything.
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That's the problem.
You never do anything.
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- Get out of here, pig!
- God- Fucking-
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Come on!
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Mom! Mom!
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Jeez, boys. Quit. Break it up.
Chris, give him a break. Come on.
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- Stop it!
- Tell him to get out!
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- Used to be my room.
- Not anymore!
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Because I moved out when I was 18.
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- We're having breakfast.
- Keep him out!
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Get ready for work.
Will you go downstairs?
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- Keep him out!
- All right, he's gone.
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00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:07,184
So you arrested Mervin
for drunk driving?
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He was parked on
the Brennemans' lawn.
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Claims he was going out for ice cream.
Same story.
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- Chris, so how was the show?
- It was fine.
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- The freaks were out in force.
- Why weren't you busting heads?
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- Female officers handle that crowd.
- You want to go?
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- Come on.
- Saved again. Should take her to work.
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- Good one.
- Did they do "Black Babylon"?
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They haven't played that
since Osaka in '75.
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- That is pathetic that you know.
- I love that song.
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Okay, genius,
who's buried in Grant's tomb?
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It's twisted that you're still living
at home, stealing Ma's makeup.
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Who's buried in Grant's tomb?
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How much longer will you
put up with this?
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The rock star fantasy thing is
something you grow out of at 14.
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If I get lucky, I'll get to grow up
and listen to Air Supply like you.
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What's wrong with Air Supply?
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Nothing, if you're
from the Village People.
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You know what the sickest thing
is about you?
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It's that you don't have
any fantasies of your own.
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You fantasize about
being somebody else.
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Wearing somebody else's clothes.
Singing somebody else's songs.
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It's pathetic.
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- Get a haircut.
- Okay, Satan's allegiant.
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Have a good one, son.
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- You didn't eat.
- Later. I love you guys.
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Love you too.
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- I love you.
- You do this every time.
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I question his sexuality, Ma. I do.
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Here's the procedure, so it won't
happen again. Don't stick a pen in.
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I'll give you a simple
one-two-three procedure.
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It's 1-2-3.
Pop that down, push this.
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Pull back on this lever, free up
the jam and you can access-
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Is there something wrong?
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Is that mascara?
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- I'm in a band. Okay?
- Oh, okay.
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Can you follow the 1-2-3
without sticking a pen in there?
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Thank you.
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Thank you very much.
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Bye-bye.
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Sorry about that.
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When's Marci getting back?
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She and Rob went to see Wham!,
won't be back for a while.
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Wham? Oh, God.
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George Michael's a wuss.
I'm gonna give Rob shit for it.
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He'll want to cover that.
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All right, you.
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Okay, now just relax.
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- Is it numb?
- I think so.
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Feel that?
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- Sure you want to do this?
- Yeah, Bobby did it last week.
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- I love you, babe.
- I love you.
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Okay, don't look. Don't look.
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- God, that had to hurt.
- Yes, it does. Oh, God.
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You want to do the other one?
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No. You want to do yours?
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- Maybe.
- Come on. Let's do yours.
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Testing, testing. One, two.
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- No way!
- That's right. That's my boy.
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All right, ladies,
who had the weenies?
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Do I have too much foundation on?
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I keep putting this shit on
till I want to fuck myself.
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- Hey, Rob, you wearing underwear?
- No.
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Rob.
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You know the drill. No panties.
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- Get up.
- I am not freezing my balls-
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Just stand up and drop it.
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- I'm not taking it off.
- Come on.
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If you want, take them off.
I am not taking off-
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Your woman's an animal!
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All right!
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Before we get too into this party.
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- I love you!
- Love you too.
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Before we get too deep into this party,
I want to thank Key Steel...
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...for letting us use their place
of business to pay tribute...
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...to the metal created by
none other than Steel Dragon!
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And a special thanks
to my brother, Joe...
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...who gave me my first Dragon
record because he hated it.
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And to my parents, because they
let me play it as loud as I wanted!
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- That's my boy!
- That's my baby!
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Because they rock!
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Now, this next tune...
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...I'd like to dedicate to someone
who, when I first met...
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...ripped my heart out
and put it through a bloody blender.
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That's right! This one's for Emily!
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She turns me up and shakes me
down and makes me want to what?
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Stand up and shout!
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What was that?
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What was what?
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There's no solo break
after the chorus.
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They don't care.
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That's not how the song goes.
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I know how the song goes.
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If you know how it goes,
then play it right.
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Chris, you are taking this shit
too seriously.
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That's right, because the music
deserves to be taken seriously.
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If you don't,
you don't deserve to play it.
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All right, you need to get a grip.
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You've ruined your performance.
Do not ruin mine!
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Hey!
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Plug that fucker back in.
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Quit it!
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- That's my amp!
- Do not ruin this concert! Do not!
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00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:44,070
Hey, fuck this concert!
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Here we go again.
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- Hit him in the bollocks.
- That wraps it up for tonight.
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Grab a T-shirt and cassette on
your way out. Thanks for coming.
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Cut it.
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00:24:17,079 --> 00:24:20,208
- What's up?
- What's he doing here?
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00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:23,961
- What are you doing here?
- Bradley's our new front man.
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00:24:27,173 --> 00:24:30,927
You made your point.
Get him out now.
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00:24:31,135 --> 00:24:34,472
- Only one leaving is you.
- Chris, see these?
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00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:39,393
It's the new P.A. he brought with him.
And that's the new mixing board.
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Have you heard his voice?
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- Sit and spin.
- Dude, just relax.
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00:24:46,484 --> 00:24:50,529
I don't care if Bradley can hit
the notes Bobby Beers can hit.
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00:24:50,738 --> 00:24:52,740
Bobby's leaving the band anyway.
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00:24:53,032 --> 00:24:56,285
- You don't know.
- Nina and Samantha say he's leaving.
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00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:59,288
- Bullshit.
- It doesn't matter.
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00:24:59,497 --> 00:25:04,210
We want people to hear our originals.
We're tired of being a cover band.
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00:25:04,418 --> 00:25:08,798
- We're a tribute band.
- No, dude. We are a cover band.
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00:25:09,006 --> 00:25:12,218
The problem is, you think
you're in Steel Dragon.
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I love you, man, but you're mental.
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00:25:15,137 --> 00:25:20,059
Get a grip on reality. You don't know
where Bobby Beers ends and you begin.
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I'm mental, because I don't want
to be in a cheesy bar band...
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...that butchers music and makes them
listen to your crappy originals!
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Crappy? "Whole and a Half" kicks ass.
I'm proud to have written it.
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That's why we got
so many requests for it.
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Don't shit on me because you're
scared to write your own songs.
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Yeah, that's it. I'm too scared.
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00:25:48,212 --> 00:25:51,132
If you wanna make it,
you write your own tunes.
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Thanks for the tip, bro.
Look, come on, guys.
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We loved playing Dragon tunes. We
couldn't imagine playing anything else.
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- I thought it'd be a goof.
- A goof?
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Wouldn't you rather fail
as yourself...
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...than succeed as
a Bobby Beers clone?
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00:26:09,066 --> 00:26:12,695
You can write a song about
why I would wanna do that!
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All right, you're gone. Just go!
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00:26:16,157 --> 00:26:18,451
What's so fucking funny?
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Babe, come on. Let's go.
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00:26:21,579 --> 00:26:26,041
Fine. This is my mike stand!
I'm taking it! These are my cables.
239
00:26:26,792 --> 00:26:28,544
I'll get new cables.
240
00:26:29,587 --> 00:26:32,006
- Don't think I'm coming back.
- I don't.
241
00:26:32,923 --> 00:26:35,551
- Well, that's because I'm not.
- Good.
242
00:26:37,219 --> 00:26:40,014
I'm serious. If I leave,
I'm not coming back!
243
00:26:40,222 --> 00:26:42,516
- You said that!
- Shut up, Bradley.
244
00:26:43,350 --> 00:26:44,935
Last time.
245
00:26:52,109 --> 00:26:53,360
Emily.
246
00:27:00,367 --> 00:27:05,164
If you still want to manage us,
then it's okay with us.
247
00:27:05,998 --> 00:27:08,918
Rob, I'm a businesswoman.
248
00:27:09,126 --> 00:27:12,671
Rule one in this business is
you go where the talent is...
249
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:17,343
...and all the fucking talent
that was in this band just left.
250
00:27:51,460 --> 00:27:54,463
You know, those guys are
so replaceable.
251
00:27:55,005 --> 00:28:00,010
It'll take me five minutes to put
together a band and blow them away.
252
00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:06,684
Maybe this is just a sign.
253
00:28:07,393 --> 00:28:10,729
You know, just time to move on.
254
00:28:12,523 --> 00:28:15,859
I'm not in the mood to look
on the bright side now.
255
00:28:16,068 --> 00:28:19,822
No, this is an opportunity for you...
256
00:28:20,030 --> 00:28:21,907
...to write your own songs.
257
00:28:22,116 --> 00:28:23,158
Why?
258
00:28:23,367 --> 00:28:28,163
Be another clown with a guitar,
trying to get attention? No way.
259
00:28:28,789 --> 00:28:31,709
Remember what you wrote
for me on my birthday?
260
00:28:31,917 --> 00:28:34,712
- No.
- Yes, you do.
261
00:28:40,676 --> 00:28:43,387
Come on, please.
It's embarrassing.
262
00:28:47,641 --> 00:28:50,477
Are you done making fun of me yet?
263
00:28:54,231 --> 00:28:55,899
I love that song.
264
00:28:58,485 --> 00:29:01,822
You're not getting it.
You're not hearing me.
265
00:29:02,573 --> 00:29:05,367
I'm telling you,
first time I ever saw you...
266
00:29:05,784 --> 00:29:08,412
...first time I laid eyes on you...
267
00:29:08,620 --> 00:29:12,791
...sophomore year, Bill Starbuck
in 'The Rainmaker'.
268
00:29:13,917 --> 00:29:17,796
I said to myself,
"Oh, my God, that guy's got it. "
269
00:29:18,005 --> 00:29:19,673
I mean, my heart stopped.
270
00:29:23,427 --> 00:29:27,681
And I said,
"That guy is going all the way. "
271
00:29:34,271 --> 00:29:37,483
I was just singing
someone else's lines.
272
00:29:38,525 --> 00:29:40,819
I did not write them.
273
00:29:56,251 --> 00:29:59,922
- My favorite color is rainbow.
- Mine's mauve.
274
00:30:00,214 --> 00:30:04,301
I said no. Haley, did you answer
the telephone? Thank you.
275
00:30:04,593 --> 00:30:06,595
Sunshine Daycare.
276
00:30:06,887 --> 00:30:09,932
Chris! Telephone!
277
00:30:12,643 --> 00:30:15,437
Telephone!
You want to help me crack eggs?
278
00:30:15,646 --> 00:30:17,648
- I want five.
- Five eggs.
279
00:30:28,075 --> 00:30:31,411
Chris? Is that Chris Cole?
280
00:30:31,620 --> 00:30:34,623
- Who is this?
- This is Kirk Cuddy.
281
00:30:49,346 --> 00:30:52,349
Ricki, your accent is
as lame as your playing.
282
00:30:52,891 --> 00:30:56,228
What do you suggest
I do about my playing?
283
00:30:56,436 --> 00:30:57,354
Who is this?
284
00:30:57,688 --> 00:31:01,733
I told you, it's Kirk Cuddy.
I play in a band called Steel Dragon.
285
00:31:01,942 --> 00:31:04,861
- Maybe you've heard of us.
- I don't have time.
286
00:31:05,070 --> 00:31:08,615
Hang on, hang on.
Listen to this, all right?
287
00:31:17,165 --> 00:31:18,834
Are you lip-synching?
288
00:31:19,459 --> 00:31:22,796
If this is Kirk,
what did you call your third wife?
289
00:31:23,005 --> 00:31:27,384
Do we have to talk about that old slag?
I called her Sugar Bum.
290
00:31:27,592 --> 00:31:31,138
The second wife, too.
It's why the third left.
291
00:31:31,346 --> 00:31:34,808
Now I affectionately refer
to all ladies as Tottie.
292
00:31:35,017 --> 00:31:37,185
Is that enough for you?
293
00:31:37,394 --> 00:31:41,690
My God, this is unbelievable.
I was sorry to hear about your dog.
294
00:31:41,898 --> 00:31:42,941
Pookie?
295
00:31:43,150 --> 00:31:46,486
Yeah. I sent flowers
but I didn't get a response.
296
00:31:46,695 --> 00:31:48,780
But I figured you're so busy.
297
00:31:48,989 --> 00:31:51,908
Can we get past
the 'This Is Your Life' crap?
298
00:31:52,117 --> 00:31:56,496
There's a ticket waiting for you
for a flight to L.A. tomorrow.
299
00:31:56,705 --> 00:31:59,833
- Are you serious?
- Of course I'm serious.
300
00:32:00,042 --> 00:32:02,419
- Tell no one about this.
- Yes, sir.
301
00:32:02,627 --> 00:32:05,255
Good man. I'll see you tomorrow.
302
00:32:05,464 --> 00:32:06,590
Bye.
303
00:32:36,119 --> 00:32:37,662
Right there.
304
00:32:38,914 --> 00:32:40,290
I'm Chris Cole.
305
00:32:40,499 --> 00:32:42,876
I'm Tania. I work with the band.
306
00:32:43,085 --> 00:32:46,213
- You went out with Bobby.
- You look like Bobby.
307
00:32:46,755 --> 00:32:49,466
- Is that all you brought?
- My manager.
308
00:32:50,175 --> 00:32:53,303
We traded the first-class ticket
for two coach.
309
00:32:53,512 --> 00:32:54,888
How resourceful.
310
00:32:55,097 --> 00:32:57,182
Yeah, well, I thought so.
311
00:32:57,390 --> 00:32:59,976
What was that? Did you see that?
312
00:33:06,983 --> 00:33:08,109
Why are we here?
313
00:33:08,527 --> 00:33:12,280
I should let Kirk explain
everything to you.
314
00:33:14,157 --> 00:33:16,243
Are those your breasts?
315
00:33:17,285 --> 00:33:19,079
I'm sorry. What?
316
00:33:19,496 --> 00:33:23,124
Your breasts. Are they yours?
317
00:33:26,378 --> 00:33:29,506
Well, you know, I don't remember.
318
00:33:30,340 --> 00:33:33,260
They're quite sensational.
319
00:33:33,468 --> 00:33:36,805
Well, thanks.
That's just what I was going for.
320
00:33:37,013 --> 00:33:39,516
So you're in a Steel Dragon cover band.
321
00:33:39,724 --> 00:33:41,393
- Tribute band.
- Right.
322
00:33:41,601 --> 00:33:45,564
I'm kind of sort of
in between bands right now.
323
00:33:47,524 --> 00:33:51,194
- Your pants.
- Emily had them made for me.
324
00:33:51,403 --> 00:33:53,989
I bet they're easy
to get in and out of.
325
00:33:57,534 --> 00:34:00,996
So, when do we get there?
Tania, is it?
326
00:34:01,204 --> 00:34:02,247
Tania.
327
00:34:22,684 --> 00:34:25,604
- Are you famous?
- No, we're nobody. Sorry.
328
00:34:25,812 --> 00:34:29,357
- Well, you should be!
- Oh, thank you. Bye.
329
00:34:29,566 --> 00:34:34,362
- Can you get us in?
- I'm just trying to get in myself.
330
00:34:59,679 --> 00:35:02,098
Follow me, darlings.
331
00:35:18,365 --> 00:35:21,576
This is Bobby's 'Twisted' tour in '77.
332
00:35:21,910 --> 00:35:24,412
- Look at that.
- See the dragon?
333
00:35:33,671 --> 00:35:34,923
That's Sammy!
334
00:35:57,570 --> 00:35:58,822
Look!
335
00:36:03,827 --> 00:36:07,372
It's a '58 Flying V
in fire-mist gold.
336
00:36:07,580 --> 00:36:12,168
And it's the real one. Look.
The fingerboards are rosewood.
337
00:36:12,377 --> 00:36:14,754
That's from
the 'Delirious' tour, right?
338
00:36:14,963 --> 00:36:18,424
- Are you two coming or what?
- Yeah. Sorry.
339
00:36:39,362 --> 00:36:41,781
Wait right here, all right?
340
00:36:44,909 --> 00:36:47,495
Thanks a lot, Ralph. That's great.
341
00:36:47,704 --> 00:36:50,748
- That's it?
- Yeah. Very nice. Thanks.
342
00:36:51,457 --> 00:36:52,417
Lovely.
343
00:36:58,131 --> 00:37:00,550
They're ready for you now.
344
00:37:11,603 --> 00:37:12,645
What's up?
345
00:37:12,937 --> 00:37:15,982
Thanks for coming.
Not too fagged out?
346
00:37:16,399 --> 00:37:19,110
- I don't think so.
- Mats, the road manager.
347
00:37:19,319 --> 00:37:23,489
I saw you in Pittsburgh.
You gave everybody a pass but me.
348
00:37:23,698 --> 00:37:26,701
From the looks of you,
I had good reason.
349
00:37:27,869 --> 00:37:32,248
We saw a tape of you singing
provided by Nina and Samantha.
350
00:37:33,291 --> 00:37:36,002
Is the incredible voice really yours?
351
00:37:36,210 --> 00:37:39,005
- Cocksuckers!
- That would be you, Bobby.
352
00:37:39,213 --> 00:37:42,133
You think some child
can replace me?
353
00:37:42,342 --> 00:37:44,010
You want to do your thing.
354
00:37:44,218 --> 00:37:45,887
- You're firing me?
- Calm down.
355
00:37:46,095 --> 00:37:48,514
You calm down, you wanker!
356
00:37:48,931 --> 00:37:52,060
- It's because I'm gay, isn't it?
- You're gay?
357
00:37:53,519 --> 00:37:58,524
No, I have pierced nipples and a house
in Morocco because I'm John Wayne.
358
00:37:59,984 --> 00:38:03,321
Have you listened
to the lyrics of "Stand Up"?
359
00:38:03,529 --> 00:38:06,657
Did you really think
that Kim was a girl?
360
00:38:06,949 --> 00:38:09,452
- Kim was a guy?
- Yeah, Kim was a guy.
361
00:38:09,660 --> 00:38:12,997
He's my lover, to the horror
of these sausage-jockeys.
362
00:38:13,206 --> 00:38:18,002
- As if we give a toss.
- Just keep your dick away from me.
363
00:38:18,211 --> 00:38:19,462
Stop it, man.
364
00:38:19,670 --> 00:38:22,924
You don't turn up
for recording sessions.
365
00:38:23,132 --> 00:38:26,344
You missed half the gigs,
and when you did show-
366
00:38:26,552 --> 00:38:30,306
I am Steel Dragon!
Without me, you're nothing!
367
00:38:30,515 --> 00:38:31,557
Give us a break.
368
00:38:31,766 --> 00:38:34,894
You'll be playing for coppers
in the tube without me!
369
00:38:35,436 --> 00:38:36,479
We'll see.
370
00:38:37,188 --> 00:38:39,482
Yeah. We'll see.
371
00:38:45,446 --> 00:38:47,407
- What's going on?
- I don't know.
372
00:39:01,712 --> 00:39:02,964
My scarf.
373
00:39:04,423 --> 00:39:06,717
- Take it.
- Yeah, I will.
374
00:39:07,218 --> 00:39:08,261
Good.
375
00:39:09,220 --> 00:39:13,182
If I leave now, I'm never coming back.
Never.
376
00:39:13,683 --> 00:39:15,476
Heard you the first time.
377
00:39:17,019 --> 00:39:18,396
What you looking at?
378
00:39:19,313 --> 00:39:22,024
You think you can dress like me
and be a star?
379
00:39:22,233 --> 00:39:26,404
- No, sir.
- You have no idea what it takes.
380
00:39:26,946 --> 00:39:29,740
You think it's all sex,
drugs and rock 'n' roll?
381
00:39:29,949 --> 00:39:31,325
You got the sex wrong.
382
00:39:31,534 --> 00:39:35,580
I never touch drugs.
No one does a gig like I do half-cut.
383
00:39:35,788 --> 00:39:37,248
Not even at your age.
384
00:39:37,456 --> 00:39:42,044
And it's bed, 11:30 every night
before a gig. That's what it takes.
385
00:39:42,461 --> 00:39:44,255
Just do your own thing.
386
00:39:44,463 --> 00:39:48,634
Get your own life.
It's like being bloody Elvis.
387
00:39:48,843 --> 00:39:50,928
Except Elvis was the king.
388
00:39:58,311 --> 00:40:00,313
And I'm just the queen.
389
00:40:03,649 --> 00:40:05,192
Very funny.
390
00:40:06,027 --> 00:40:07,820
Ha-bloody-ha.
391
00:40:09,071 --> 00:40:12,074
Bastards. You bastards.
392
00:40:42,855 --> 00:40:44,815
Sorry about that.
393
00:40:47,526 --> 00:40:50,446
- Missed your cue.
- Yeah, sorry, K-
394
00:40:50,863 --> 00:40:53,157
- You do know this song?
- Yes, sir.
395
00:40:53,366 --> 00:40:57,036
We'll pick it up just
coming out of the intro.
396
00:41:11,842 --> 00:41:13,094
I'm sorry.
397
00:41:14,762 --> 00:41:16,430
We wasting our time here?
398
00:41:16,639 --> 00:41:19,642
Sorry. Could I start it one more time?
399
00:41:20,267 --> 00:41:21,727
All right, go again.
400
00:41:21,936 --> 00:41:23,938
Sorry about that.
401
00:41:28,526 --> 00:41:29,652
I love you.
402
00:41:30,694 --> 00:41:32,071
I love you.
403
00:43:13,297 --> 00:43:17,885
Well, mate, do you want the gig, then?
404
00:43:20,721 --> 00:43:24,266
Look in the lens, guys.
Go. Get in there more.
405
00:43:24,475 --> 00:43:27,269
Give me attitude.
Two double-platinum records.
406
00:43:27,478 --> 00:43:31,649
You're playing the Forum. You got
20 girls who want to be with you.
407
00:43:31,857 --> 00:43:35,527
Give me rock star attitude.
Hold that. Here we go.
408
00:43:35,736 --> 00:43:39,073
Hey, Izzy, let's try one
with attitude. No smile.
409
00:43:39,281 --> 00:43:40,324
Sorry.
410
00:43:40,532 --> 00:43:42,701
Better. Now you're looking cool.
411
00:43:43,035 --> 00:43:46,246
Come on, right in my lens.
Nice shot. Attitude.
412
00:43:46,664 --> 00:43:50,417
We combed this entire planet
looking for someone...
413
00:43:50,626 --> 00:43:54,505
...heavy enough to pull this off
and we found a star.
414
00:43:54,713 --> 00:43:59,927
When this guy sings, you'll forget
about Bobby Beers. I promise you.
415
00:44:00,427 --> 00:44:02,721
Izzy! Is that your name? Izzy?
416
00:44:02,930 --> 00:44:05,849
Yeah, the name's Izzy,
like Izzy's Revenge.
417
00:44:06,266 --> 00:44:07,935
Holy shit.
418
00:44:08,268 --> 00:44:11,188
Izzy? I'm not calling him Izzy.
419
00:44:11,397 --> 00:44:13,482
Can you hit all the notes
Bobby can?
420
00:44:13,982 --> 00:44:15,984
That's why I'm in the band.
421
00:44:16,276 --> 00:44:18,153
Stand up and shout
422
00:44:37,131 --> 00:44:40,467
How do you keep your voice
in such great shape?
423
00:44:40,676 --> 00:44:43,804
My choir teacher gives me
really cool exercises-
424
00:44:44,012 --> 00:44:46,640
He eats a lot of pussy, that's how.
425
00:44:47,141 --> 00:44:49,351
Yeah, I eat a lot of pussy.
426
00:44:50,060 --> 00:44:52,354
- Classy.
- Like father, like son.
427
00:44:52,563 --> 00:44:54,982
- That's my boy.
- Come on, you guys.
428
00:44:56,525 --> 00:44:58,735
- How was I?
- So good. So comfortable.
429
00:44:58,944 --> 00:45:01,113
- I messed up my accent.
- It was great.
430
00:45:01,321 --> 00:45:05,826
- Nice way to handle that "pussy" line.
- I can't argue with him.
431
00:45:06,034 --> 00:45:09,371
Izzy, don't worry.
I'll make an honest man out of you.
432
00:45:13,625 --> 00:45:15,836
I eat a lot of pussy.
433
00:45:16,128 --> 00:45:17,921
Loads of it.
434
00:45:20,507 --> 00:45:22,509
I eat a lot of pussy.
435
00:45:23,635 --> 00:45:25,095
Tons.
436
00:45:25,512 --> 00:45:30,517
I got my voice eating pussy, man.
It's a vocal technique exercise.
437
00:45:31,977 --> 00:45:35,856
I got it eating pussy.
Loads of it. All the time.
438
00:45:36,064 --> 00:45:40,319
It's all I do. Breakfast, morning,
noon, night. I've got to have it.
439
00:45:41,570 --> 00:45:44,281
It's all I do, is eat pussy.
I love it.
440
00:45:44,489 --> 00:45:47,326
Either get in here and do it
or shut up.
441
00:45:47,826 --> 00:45:51,163
Hold on. Oh, shit! I eat pussy!
442
00:46:45,092 --> 00:46:47,386
Hi. I'm Izzy's mother.
443
00:46:57,270 --> 00:47:00,107
- Have a good one.
- I'll see you up there.
444
00:47:01,984 --> 00:47:05,737
- Did you see all the people?
- I know. Just breathe.
445
00:47:05,946 --> 00:47:08,949
You'll be great.
Nobody knows these songs better.
446
00:47:09,366 --> 00:47:11,159
- True.
- Be yourself, Chris.
447
00:47:11,368 --> 00:47:12,619
- Don't get-
- Izzy.
448
00:47:14,287 --> 00:47:18,041
You'll be great, babe.
I love you so much.
449
00:47:18,250 --> 00:47:20,001
I love you too.
450
00:47:20,210 --> 00:47:22,713
All right, matey.
Time to go to work.
451
00:47:22,921 --> 00:47:25,549
Sorry, darling, back to the henhouse.
452
00:47:27,300 --> 00:47:29,720
I'm gonna sit with his parents.
453
00:47:30,137 --> 00:47:34,099
Whatever twirls your beanie.
Come on, mate.
454
00:47:34,516 --> 00:47:36,810
- I gotta piss.
- What? You gotta piss?
455
00:47:37,018 --> 00:47:38,270
- Go now.
- I can't.
456
00:47:38,478 --> 00:47:42,858
Or you gotta use it. Use it.
You're awesome. Bye, babe.
457
00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,946
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
458
00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:53,160
Well, you're in my house now, mate.
And I ain't lost a man yet.
459
00:47:53,368 --> 00:47:54,953
- Let's do it.
- Here we go.
460
00:47:55,245 --> 00:47:57,247
Let's do it, Mats.
461
00:47:58,582 --> 00:48:02,127
This is your coronation, my dear.
462
00:48:04,963 --> 00:48:06,506
There you go.
463
00:48:07,257 --> 00:48:08,508
All right, boy.
464
00:48:09,134 --> 00:48:10,677
You're okay.
465
00:48:10,886 --> 00:48:15,056
You won't need it, but there's
a bucket in each wing, all right?
466
00:48:15,474 --> 00:48:18,727
- Up you go.
- All right, Mats.
467
00:48:27,277 --> 00:48:28,612
Break a leg!
468
00:50:18,638 --> 00:50:20,932
Are you all right, Izzy?
469
00:51:13,568 --> 00:51:17,947
- I'm all right.
- Fantastic! Keep going!
470
00:52:17,173 --> 00:52:19,259
Thank you.
471
00:52:22,303 --> 00:52:24,472
- You okay?
- Couldn't be better.
472
00:52:24,681 --> 00:52:27,308
There's a bit up there.
That's it.
473
00:52:27,517 --> 00:52:28,559
How do I look?
474
00:52:28,768 --> 00:52:33,231
Fantastic. It's brilliant, mate.
Fucking brilliant. Off you go.
475
00:52:36,067 --> 00:52:37,610
I'm just a regular guy...
476
00:52:37,819 --> 00:52:41,155
...who grew up with the posters
of these guys on my walls!
477
00:52:41,364 --> 00:52:43,866
And now I'm one of them!
478
00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:45,743
That's right!
479
00:52:46,786 --> 00:52:51,708
I'm standing here, living proof
that if you work hard enough...
480
00:52:51,916 --> 00:52:55,878
...and you want it bad enough,
dreams do come true.
481
00:52:56,587 --> 00:52:59,090
So follow your dreams, man.
482
00:52:59,299 --> 00:53:03,386
Follow your dreams,
because we all die young.
483
00:54:22,924 --> 00:54:25,635
Fucking scintillating, baby!
484
00:54:25,843 --> 00:54:30,431
Quiet! Shut them up behind us.
Give us 10 minutes. In we go.
485
00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:32,517
Lock it up! Thank you!
486
00:54:32,725 --> 00:54:35,144
That was something really...
487
00:54:37,230 --> 00:54:39,732
Amazing! You were demented out there.
488
00:54:39,941 --> 00:54:43,486
I thought I was gonna
break my neck when I fell.
489
00:54:43,694 --> 00:54:47,323
You brought the audience home.
You did fucking beautiful.
490
00:54:47,532 --> 00:54:48,783
Thanks.
491
00:54:49,534 --> 00:54:53,287
It was so heavy hearing the music
played to perfection.
492
00:54:53,496 --> 00:54:54,830
We heard it sang right.
493
00:54:55,039 --> 00:54:57,959
- Beautiful.
- Right between the eyes.
494
00:54:58,793 --> 00:55:02,046
It was incredible, man.
Thanks, Kirk.
495
00:55:02,255 --> 00:55:03,798
The Dragons!
496
00:55:07,343 --> 00:55:09,136
All right, let's go.
497
00:55:09,637 --> 00:55:11,305
Go. Go.
498
00:55:12,765 --> 00:55:14,767
Get the hell out of here.
499
00:55:15,601 --> 00:55:19,021
- Oh, my pass.
- VIP. Sorry.
500
00:55:19,355 --> 00:55:21,732
I'm Chris' girlfriend. Manager.
501
00:55:21,941 --> 00:55:25,903
- Who?
- Izzy's girlfriend/manager.
502
00:55:26,112 --> 00:55:29,156
- Yeah, right.
- She's okay. She's all right.
503
00:55:29,365 --> 00:55:31,117
- Go on.
- I'm his mother.
504
00:55:31,325 --> 00:55:33,619
How amazing was he? Brilliant!
505
00:55:33,828 --> 00:55:37,290
Our boy came through tonight.
He was on fire.
506
00:55:38,624 --> 00:55:42,378
- Where are you going?
- Oh, sorry. I've got...
507
00:55:42,712 --> 00:55:45,840
- No. Go on back, darling.
- I'm Izzy's brother.
508
00:55:46,048 --> 00:55:48,342
- I don't think so.
- Mom!
509
00:55:53,848 --> 00:55:55,641
What did you think?
510
00:55:57,393 --> 00:55:59,812
- Are you all right?
- I am so good.
511
00:56:19,915 --> 00:56:22,835
- Oh, man.
- This is insane.
512
00:56:25,254 --> 00:56:30,343
- Arrest her for indecent exposure.
- Out of my jurisdiction, bro.
513
00:57:15,805 --> 00:57:20,101
- Mats, get us the tequilas, will you?
- Ladies, you're on.
514
00:57:20,309 --> 00:57:24,146
Got an initiation for you.
You joined, done a beautiful job.
515
00:57:24,355 --> 00:57:29,276
Now I'll buy you a drink, mate.
Hello, ladies. Thank you.
516
00:57:30,194 --> 00:57:31,987
For Izzy!
517
00:57:33,239 --> 00:57:37,076
- Hey! Hang on. No hands.
- No hands.
518
00:57:37,284 --> 00:57:39,995
You're hanging with the hardcore now.
519
00:57:40,329 --> 00:57:42,623
Two teeth, come on.
520
00:57:46,043 --> 00:57:47,503
Go on, my son.
521
00:57:48,879 --> 00:57:50,130
You're so bad.
522
00:57:53,676 --> 00:57:55,761
Oh, my God.
523
00:58:00,140 --> 00:58:04,103
- The laws of gravity no longer apply.
- I guess not.
524
00:58:05,145 --> 00:58:06,605
You'll get used to it.
525
00:58:06,814 --> 00:58:09,942
You build up a tolerance to it.
526
00:58:10,150 --> 00:58:13,279
Right, okay. I'll get that one going.
527
00:58:13,904 --> 00:58:18,075
- Some crazy stuff happens.
- Oh, my God, it's amazing.
528
00:58:20,578 --> 00:58:24,748
It's all good fun.
Just makes for good stories, you know?
529
00:58:24,957 --> 00:58:28,294
I'm beginning to have
a couple of my own.
530
00:58:29,628 --> 00:58:32,881
You can have a good time as well.
It's allowed.
531
00:58:35,593 --> 00:58:39,138
Anything you want.
You just have to ask.
532
00:58:44,143 --> 00:58:46,103
- Don't forget.
- Oh, I won't.
533
00:58:46,312 --> 00:58:47,771
Cheers.
534
00:59:14,256 --> 00:59:17,176
I'm gonna go to the dance floor.
535
00:59:36,779 --> 00:59:39,406
- Have you seen Emily?
- How you doing?
536
00:59:39,615 --> 00:59:43,035
I'm good. I'm really good.
I'm great, actually.
537
00:59:43,369 --> 00:59:45,245
Tell me something.
538
00:59:45,454 --> 00:59:48,874
How's it feel to know
that everyone in here...
539
00:59:49,083 --> 00:59:51,710
...wants to fuck you?
540
00:59:52,753 --> 00:59:54,213
You're serious?
541
00:59:54,421 --> 00:59:58,383
I can't stop touching you.
I can't keep my hands to myself.
542
00:59:58,592 --> 01:00:03,889
You know, you've turned me
into a silly little groupie.
543
01:00:04,515 --> 01:00:06,600
There she is.
544
01:00:08,685 --> 01:00:14,108
We were just talking about how
stunningly beautiful you are, really.
545
01:00:15,901 --> 01:00:19,029
Oh, God, you two.
Such a sexy couple.
546
01:00:19,238 --> 01:00:22,574
If I were you,
I'd spend all my time in bed.
547
01:00:25,077 --> 01:00:26,328
Come on.
548
01:04:15,724 --> 01:04:18,727
- Sorry about that.
- Relax, lover.
549
01:04:19,144 --> 01:04:21,229
You were terrific last night.
550
01:04:30,822 --> 01:04:32,073
Are those my pants?
551
01:04:32,282 --> 01:04:36,369
Yeah, they're a bit snug,
but that's how I like them.
552
01:05:04,189 --> 01:05:07,859
- So you think...
- Let's not.
553
01:05:26,711 --> 01:05:31,633
People, boat's leaving. All aboard.
Quick as you can, please.
554
01:05:31,841 --> 01:05:34,969
Thank you.
All right, two lovely people.
555
01:05:35,178 --> 01:05:38,306
Quickly, boys.
Boat's going in a minute.
556
01:05:38,807 --> 01:05:44,145
Good afternoon, my darlings.
Look, I've been meaning to tell you.
557
01:05:44,646 --> 01:05:48,942
There's a longstanding rule
that wives and girlfriends...
558
01:05:49,150 --> 01:05:51,236
...aren't allowed on the bus.
559
01:05:51,444 --> 01:05:55,907
The boys don't like distractions
when they're working on their music.
560
01:05:56,116 --> 01:05:59,661
You can travel with the wives.
They're nice.
561
01:06:00,286 --> 01:06:02,497
Yeah, well, who are they?
562
01:06:04,249 --> 01:06:07,585
That's Kirk's astrologer...
563
01:06:07,794 --> 01:06:09,796
...and his physical therapist.
564
01:06:10,713 --> 01:06:15,844
And that, well, we all know what
that is, right? We'd better go.
565
01:06:18,430 --> 01:06:23,351
- I'm gonna ride with Emily.
- Oh, no. Sorry. You can't do that.
566
01:06:23,643 --> 01:06:27,313
The boys need you there
when they work on the tunes.
567
01:06:27,522 --> 01:06:29,607
Go ahead, babe. I'm fine.
568
01:06:29,816 --> 01:06:31,359
Quick as you can.
569
01:06:31,568 --> 01:06:33,445
- You sure?
- Yeah, I'm sure.
570
01:06:34,404 --> 01:06:36,698
I didn't know about the rule.
571
01:06:36,906 --> 01:06:39,826
Yeah. Just get on the bus.
572
01:06:43,997 --> 01:06:46,708
- Have fun.
- You too. Be careful.
573
01:06:48,251 --> 01:06:53,256
The boys are waiting in the back.
They're working. They need you.
574
01:06:55,049 --> 01:06:58,052
- What's up, Izz?
- What's up?
575
01:07:07,020 --> 01:07:09,022
Izz, you want some?
576
01:07:09,856 --> 01:07:12,150
I was gonna go over the schedule.
577
01:07:12,358 --> 01:07:16,529
Suit yourself.
It's good for writing lyrics.
578
01:07:28,917 --> 01:07:34,130
You know, he's a rock star now.
The normal rules don't apply.
579
01:07:34,964 --> 01:07:37,884
- I didn't say anything.
- You didn't have to.
580
01:07:38,092 --> 01:07:40,094
Somebody's jealous.
581
01:07:41,220 --> 01:07:43,848
No. No, I'm not.
582
01:07:44,057 --> 01:07:48,227
I just know him
and he's not that-
583
01:07:48,436 --> 01:07:51,230
Like hell he's not.
He's a guy, isn't he?
584
01:07:51,439 --> 01:07:55,401
Look, we all know exactly
what happens on that bus.
585
01:07:55,818 --> 01:07:57,612
I met Ghode on that bus.
586
01:08:00,114 --> 01:08:01,783
I didn't say anything.
587
01:08:01,991 --> 01:08:05,954
I know it's crazy,
but it comes with the territory.
588
01:08:06,162 --> 01:08:11,250
You either drive yourself batty
trying to change it or you adapt.
589
01:08:11,459 --> 01:08:15,213
You gotta let him off the leash
once in a while.
590
01:08:15,421 --> 01:08:19,717
Or they get cranky. At the end
of the day, they always come home.
591
01:08:19,926 --> 01:08:22,637
And who says you can't
have your own fun?
592
01:08:23,262 --> 01:08:24,180
Exactly.
593
01:08:26,391 --> 01:08:30,353
- Do you want some?
- No, I'm good. I just had breakfast.
594
01:08:30,561 --> 01:08:33,898
- Okay. Here.
- Hair of the dog.
595
01:08:34,190 --> 01:08:38,152
Here's some advice from me.
Number one: Learn to share.
596
01:08:38,695 --> 01:08:42,448
Number two: Get very close
with his accountant.
597
01:08:42,657 --> 01:08:43,908
And three:
598
01:08:44,325 --> 01:08:48,705
Don't sign anything.
I had to learn that the hard way.
599
01:08:48,913 --> 01:08:53,501
You know what I always say.
If you love someone, let them go.
600
01:08:53,710 --> 01:08:58,172
And if they come back to you
with very expensive jewelry...
601
01:08:58,381 --> 01:09:00,591
...then it's meant to be.
602
01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:04,971
I hope I am not as cynical
as you are when I am your age.
603
01:09:05,263 --> 01:09:07,682
Honey, she's 23.
604
01:09:08,516 --> 01:09:09,976
22½.
605
01:09:10,476 --> 01:09:13,938
-23
- I am 22½.
606
01:09:14,147 --> 01:09:17,567
You guys were at my birthday party.
I was born...
607
01:09:42,717 --> 01:09:47,722
Move aside, you scallywags.
You're getting in the way of future sales.
608
01:09:48,014 --> 01:09:50,016
Be nice to this bloke from MTV.
609
01:09:50,224 --> 01:09:52,935
They're not playing
our videos as much...
610
01:09:53,144 --> 01:09:55,646
...since the boys trashed their set.
611
01:09:55,855 --> 01:09:59,400
Tell them about that thing
you do with your tongue.
612
01:09:59,609 --> 01:10:02,945
- All right, and here we are.
- Thanks, Mats.
613
01:10:03,154 --> 01:10:06,908
I'll be back in half an hour.
Mind your backs, please!
614
01:10:07,325 --> 01:10:11,287
- Chris, I need to talk to you-
- You can't call me that here.
615
01:10:11,704 --> 01:10:13,372
I need to talk to you.
616
01:10:13,581 --> 01:10:17,335
I gotta do this MTV thing,
then talk to a producer-
617
01:10:17,543 --> 01:10:20,671
I know your schedule.
I get a copy every day.
618
01:10:20,880 --> 01:10:23,174
- Then you know when I'm done.
- I'm leaving.
619
01:10:23,466 --> 01:10:26,719
- Just meet me at the hotel.
- I'm going to Seattle.
620
01:10:28,262 --> 01:10:29,722
Come on.
621
01:10:35,478 --> 01:10:39,023
Em, what the hell
is going on in Seattle?
622
01:10:39,232 --> 01:10:42,860
- Marci and I have been talking-
- Who's Marci?
623
01:10:44,028 --> 01:10:48,824
You know who Marci is.
My roommate, Rob's girlfriend.
624
01:10:49,033 --> 01:10:52,370
Sorry. I know who she is.
I've got things on my mind.
625
01:10:52,578 --> 01:10:54,038
I know, I know.
626
01:10:54,247 --> 01:10:58,209
We've been talking about this business
and we got our loan.
627
01:10:58,417 --> 01:11:02,171
- We're going to Seattle to-
- When did you do this?
628
01:11:02,672 --> 01:11:05,591
While the wives were out shopping.
629
01:11:06,342 --> 01:11:09,053
Is this a money thing?
If you need money-
630
01:11:09,345 --> 01:11:13,224
You know I didn't mean it
like that, Em. I swear.
631
01:11:17,186 --> 01:11:21,774
- Are you leaving me?
- No. I'm not leaving you.
632
01:11:23,025 --> 01:11:26,988
But I am leaving this.
I cannot do this every day.
633
01:11:27,196 --> 01:11:32,201
- I thought we're having a great time.
- We are. It has been fun.
634
01:11:32,410 --> 01:11:36,455
But, baby, this is all happening
to you. And it's great.
635
01:11:36,664 --> 01:11:40,418
But it's different for me.
I can't follow a bus all day.
636
01:11:40,751 --> 01:11:45,339
You don't have to do that anymore.
We're getting our own car.
637
01:11:45,548 --> 01:11:48,050
It's not about the car.
638
01:11:49,385 --> 01:11:50,553
What is it?
639
01:11:52,430 --> 01:11:55,349
You know, it's wanting a life.
640
01:12:02,314 --> 01:12:06,819
And I really want to do this thing
with Marci in Seattle.
641
01:12:09,739 --> 01:12:12,533
Can we hook up in Seattle
when I get there?
642
01:12:13,367 --> 01:12:15,161
Of course. Of course.
643
01:12:19,957 --> 01:12:21,292
All right.
644
01:12:21,917 --> 01:12:25,588
I'll talk to Mats
and get you our numbers...
645
01:12:25,796 --> 01:12:28,299
...so you can call
when you get there.
646
01:12:29,216 --> 01:12:32,136
So I know you got there
safe, all right?
647
01:12:43,731 --> 01:12:46,025
So I'll see you in Seattle?
648
01:12:56,535 --> 01:12:59,371
Can I give you some advice, mate?
649
01:13:06,545 --> 01:13:10,007
- What's up, A.C.?
- Let the chick go, man.
650
01:13:11,675 --> 01:13:15,721
- So how are we doing?
- Lovely. Thank you very much.
651
01:13:16,055 --> 01:13:20,309
- I'll be back to check on you.
- I'm sure you will.
652
01:13:20,935 --> 01:13:22,811
Freshening up the blood.
653
01:13:23,020 --> 01:13:26,982
The liver doesn't work as good
as it did when I was your age.
654
01:13:27,316 --> 01:13:30,653
Listen, make it easier on yourself.
655
01:13:30,861 --> 01:13:33,364
There's no way it can work.
656
01:13:33,572 --> 01:13:36,784
You start off with
the best intentions.
657
01:13:36,992 --> 01:13:41,580
But there's so much pussy coming
at you every day that...
658
01:13:41,789 --> 01:13:45,542
...finally it wears you down.
Then you crack.
659
01:13:46,377 --> 01:13:49,004
Aren't you married to a supermodel?
660
01:13:50,464 --> 01:13:53,676
Yeah, you know why? Because I can.
661
01:13:54,301 --> 01:13:56,804
And you can too.
662
01:13:57,012 --> 01:14:00,891
You got these birds dreaming
about having it off with you.
663
01:14:01,100 --> 01:14:03,811
That makes the guys want to be you.
664
01:14:04,019 --> 01:14:07,147
The guys are the ones
that buy the records.
665
01:14:07,356 --> 01:14:10,567
So if the chicks don't want you,
the guys are gone.
666
01:14:10,985 --> 01:14:13,195
I mean, put it this way:
667
01:14:13,612 --> 01:14:18,701
Your job is to live the fantasy
other people only dream about.
668
01:14:19,243 --> 01:14:21,829
Don't go in half-assed.
669
01:14:23,205 --> 01:14:25,082
Dream big.
670
01:14:25,499 --> 01:14:28,210
Live the life.
671
01:15:27,436 --> 01:15:31,190
- You running for pink slips?
- See you in hell, Bat Boy.
672
01:15:32,649 --> 01:15:33,984
You ready, Robin?
673
01:15:47,456 --> 01:15:48,916
Go!
674
01:16:07,476 --> 01:16:09,228
You got yourself a Ferrari!
675
01:16:17,694 --> 01:16:19,446
Hello, Wichita.
676
01:16:31,250 --> 01:16:34,795
Izzy? Oh, my God, is that Izzy?
677
01:16:35,837 --> 01:16:36,964
I love you!
678
01:16:50,018 --> 01:16:51,895
Watch out!
679
01:16:56,900 --> 01:16:59,278
Out of my bloody way!
680
01:17:05,033 --> 01:17:08,453
- What's going on?
- His wife ran off with Peter Gabriel.
681
01:17:20,132 --> 01:17:22,342
- Let me get that.
- That doesn't work.
682
01:17:40,986 --> 01:17:45,490
Ladies, ladies, please.
A little bit of decorum, please.
683
01:17:45,699 --> 01:17:49,870
Now, listen. We've got limited space.
Just be patient.
684
01:17:50,078 --> 01:17:54,458
I gotta check your credentials,
so have your pussy passes out.
685
01:18:03,633 --> 01:18:08,013
If I get to be with Izzy,
I am going to shit bricks.
686
01:18:08,722 --> 01:18:12,601
Well, yeah, that'll make
a lasting impression.
687
01:18:15,312 --> 01:18:18,940
- Do you dance at Chubbies?
- No.
688
01:18:19,149 --> 01:18:23,945
You should. You have a killer body.
It's not totally nude there.
689
01:18:24,279 --> 01:18:28,033
We wear G-strings,
so the guys respect us way more.
690
01:18:28,241 --> 01:18:30,118
Yeah, that is so true.
691
01:18:30,327 --> 01:18:34,289
Nothing says "respect" like cramming
a strip of Lycra up your ass.
692
01:18:34,498 --> 01:18:36,374
Fucking-A, mama!
693
01:18:36,792 --> 01:18:40,962
Yes, that's fine.
You're absolutely fine.
694
01:18:41,171 --> 01:18:45,967
Oh, hi. Hello. Now, that's a very
important little P, isn't it?
695
01:18:46,176 --> 01:18:49,387
- In you go. Nice.
- What's the "P" stand for?
696
01:18:52,641 --> 01:18:54,935
Yes, it's "pass. "
697
01:18:55,143 --> 01:18:57,854
Oh, yeah? It's not "pimp"?
698
01:18:58,772 --> 01:19:02,234
- No, it's "personal"...
- "Personal friend. "
699
01:19:02,442 --> 01:19:07,531
Yeah, "personal friend of the band. "
Yeah. One sec.
700
01:19:09,324 --> 01:19:12,661
I'm not here to check up
on him. I was invited.
701
01:19:12,869 --> 01:19:16,206
- He's doing interviews.
- Interviews? Okay.
702
01:19:16,414 --> 01:19:18,500
Tell you what, darling.
703
01:19:18,708 --> 01:19:21,836
I'm not really sure
where he is, actually.
704
01:19:22,045 --> 01:19:24,756
If you'd like to wait just...
705
01:19:24,965 --> 01:19:29,970
Of course, wait here if you like.
He's actually down there.
706
01:19:32,055 --> 01:19:34,140
What are you doing here?
707
01:19:36,101 --> 01:19:37,894
I live here, Chris.
708
01:19:38,311 --> 01:19:40,480
I thought you were in Seattle.
709
01:19:41,648 --> 01:19:44,776
We're in Seattle.
You're in Seattle.
710
01:19:49,656 --> 01:19:50,907
I'm sorry.
711
01:19:51,533 --> 01:19:54,369
- You forgot.
- No.
712
01:19:54,578 --> 01:19:57,789
Yeah, you did.
You forgot I was coming.
713
01:19:58,123 --> 01:20:01,876
Wait. I did not forget
you were coming. Mats.
714
01:20:02,085 --> 01:20:06,673
Told him to arrange- Didn't I say
to remind me she was coming?
715
01:20:06,881 --> 01:20:10,427
Shit. I'm so sorry.
I really screwed up, mate.
716
01:20:10,635 --> 01:20:14,264
- What do you mean?
- Chris, please.
717
01:20:15,223 --> 01:20:18,852
You don't need people
taking falls for you. Please.
718
01:20:19,060 --> 01:20:22,188
No, Em. I did not forget.
719
01:20:22,397 --> 01:20:25,525
Chris, don't lie to me.
Please don't lie to me.
720
01:20:32,532 --> 01:20:37,329
It might've slipped my mind.
But I didn't forget. I remembered...
721
01:20:38,455 --> 01:20:42,000
I didn't remember,
but I didn't forget, okay?
722
01:20:42,208 --> 01:20:45,879
Things get crazy.
It's hard to keep things straight.
723
01:20:46,087 --> 01:20:47,547
I know. I see that.
724
01:20:47,756 --> 01:20:50,467
- It is.
- I know. I see that.
725
01:20:51,593 --> 01:20:54,429
Emily, you look great.
726
01:20:54,929 --> 01:20:58,600
Come on. You're wasted.
You're absolutely wasted.
727
01:20:58,808 --> 01:21:01,936
- No, I'm not wasted. I'm tired.
- Sorry.
728
01:21:02,145 --> 01:21:05,774
I gotta do him first,
because I gotta work at midnight.
729
01:21:05,982 --> 01:21:10,987
Come over here. Stand over here
for a second, all right?
730
01:21:11,196 --> 01:21:13,073
- Who are you?
- Izzy.
731
01:21:13,281 --> 01:21:14,741
What is this? What?
732
01:21:14,949 --> 01:21:18,495
Izzy. But you don't have
to call me that. It's me.
733
01:21:18,912 --> 01:21:21,831
Call me Chrizzy, okay?
734
01:21:22,040 --> 01:21:25,919
You don't have to call me Izz.
Call me Chris.
735
01:21:26,127 --> 01:21:29,881
Chris. Well, I'm glad we talked.
I'm gonna go.
736
01:21:30,090 --> 01:21:32,383
- Emily, wait.
- What? What?
737
01:21:32,801 --> 01:21:37,180
- I'll go with you.
- Go with me where?
738
01:21:38,223 --> 01:21:40,934
With you. I'm gonna go to Seattle.
739
01:21:43,645 --> 01:21:46,022
We're in Seattle, Chrizzy.
740
01:21:50,318 --> 01:21:53,029
Sorry, sorry. But...
741
01:21:53,238 --> 01:21:55,949
...are you guys done?
Because I-
742
01:21:56,157 --> 01:21:57,700
We're done.
743
01:21:58,243 --> 01:22:03,248
Get going on this one because
she's gotta be at work by midnight.
744
01:22:04,916 --> 01:22:06,668
Dinner's canceled.
745
01:22:06,876 --> 01:22:09,796
She's really sweet,
but I was here first.
746
01:22:10,004 --> 01:22:13,550
Why don't we go in here?
Somewhere out of the way.
747
01:22:54,424 --> 01:22:56,426
Can I get a picture, Izzy?
748
01:23:04,976 --> 01:23:08,104
All right, I gotta go.
Here you go.
749
01:23:18,114 --> 01:23:21,659
Jorg, it's not very brutal.
Can we make it more raunchy?
750
01:23:22,285 --> 01:23:23,620
Sounds raunchy in here.
751
01:23:23,828 --> 01:23:27,707
Maybe it's an E.Q. thing.
Just take a few minutes.
752
01:23:28,124 --> 01:23:33,338
It needs a bit of bollocks to it.
E.Q. it or something.
753
01:23:33,755 --> 01:23:36,049
Good hunting at your ranch?
754
01:23:36,257 --> 01:23:41,054
Great. Everything I saw, I killed.
Killed something every damn day.
755
01:23:41,262 --> 01:23:44,265
You should bring
your new fiancée up there.
756
01:23:44,474 --> 01:23:48,144
She's busy at the moment.
Some yearbook committee.
757
01:23:48,436 --> 01:23:49,812
- got any body to it.
758
01:23:50,104 --> 01:23:51,481
- Hey, Izz.
- What's up?
759
01:23:51,689 --> 01:23:55,026
- Hello, Chrizzy.
- How are you guys?
760
01:23:55,234 --> 01:23:58,363
- What's with your eyebrow?
- Isn't it cool?
761
01:23:58,988 --> 01:24:02,408
You gotta clear it with us
before you do that.
762
01:24:06,913 --> 01:24:11,584
Worked on some songs for the album.
They're still rough...
763
01:24:11,793 --> 01:24:15,671
...but I wanted to get your input
before I went further.
764
01:24:15,880 --> 01:24:17,131
I don't know.
765
01:24:18,049 --> 01:24:21,511
Just a thought,
but isn't that a cool cover?
766
01:24:21,719 --> 01:24:25,681
No title, no band name.
Could be heavy. What do you think?
767
01:24:31,187 --> 01:24:33,481
Izzy, it looks great.
768
01:24:34,107 --> 01:24:35,691
It still needs work.
769
01:24:36,192 --> 01:24:39,028
I'm glad you've been having fun
writing songs.
770
01:24:40,071 --> 01:24:42,365
I busted my ass
working on the songs.
771
01:24:42,782 --> 01:24:45,576
But the tunes have
already been written.
772
01:24:46,828 --> 01:24:50,915
- What do you mean?
- A.C. and I wrote them during break.
773
01:24:51,207 --> 01:24:55,711
- I know you and A.C. do most of it-
- Not most. All of it.
774
01:24:56,003 --> 01:24:58,840
But shouldn't I have some input?
775
01:24:59,966 --> 01:25:04,137
I'm singing the tunes,
so you at least want my stamp.
776
01:25:04,345 --> 01:25:05,805
I'm not just...
777
01:25:06,013 --> 01:25:10,101
You aren't just expecting me
to be some singer-for-hire, are you?
778
01:25:14,063 --> 01:25:17,275
Let me explain. Come here.
779
01:25:17,483 --> 01:25:22,405
Listen, our fans, right,
our loyal, die-hard fans...
780
01:25:22,613 --> 01:25:27,410
...our very lifeblood, if you will,
expect to see certain things.
781
01:25:27,618 --> 01:25:29,579
We give them what they want.
782
01:25:29,787 --> 01:25:34,166
We don't deviate because one
disappointed fan can turn into two...
783
01:25:34,375 --> 01:25:37,420
...to four, to eight,
till the next thing you know...
784
01:25:37,628 --> 01:25:40,006
...we're playing to a half-empty hall.
785
01:25:40,339 --> 01:25:45,553
And our lost sheep are off enjoying
the rock stylings of, say, Ratt.
786
01:25:45,970 --> 01:25:50,141
So while I understand your impulse
to do your own thing...
787
01:25:50,349 --> 01:25:53,477
...and I admire it
in some small way...
788
01:25:54,103 --> 01:25:56,272
...if you want to stay
with Steel Dragon...
789
01:25:56,480 --> 01:26:01,694
...then you have to reconcile yourself
to doing the Steel Dragon thing.
790
01:26:02,028 --> 01:26:07,033
All right? And the Steel Dragon thing
is that A.C. and I write the songs.
791
01:26:07,742 --> 01:26:11,078
And you sing the songs that we write.
792
01:26:12,455 --> 01:26:13,914
Am I clear?
793
01:26:14,957 --> 01:26:16,083
Yeah.
794
01:26:16,500 --> 01:26:17,668
Good.
795
01:26:48,949 --> 01:26:50,409
What's he doing?
796
01:26:53,621 --> 01:26:56,457
- What?
- Just sing it like it's written.
797
01:26:56,665 --> 01:26:58,542
- I thought I was.
- You weren't.
798
01:26:59,168 --> 01:27:00,294
All right. Sorry.
799
01:27:00,628 --> 01:27:03,422
- Great.
- Theo, from the top.
800
01:27:04,256 --> 01:27:05,841
Thanks.
801
01:27:27,113 --> 01:27:28,447
Pretty good.
802
01:27:44,630 --> 01:27:48,384
What is it when you do something
to somebody and they hate it?
803
01:27:49,009 --> 01:27:52,555
Then somebody does the same
to you and you hate it.
804
01:27:53,055 --> 01:27:57,560
I suppose some might call it
poetic justice. I don't know.
805
01:28:01,522 --> 01:28:06,527
All I know is I owe a guy named Rob
a big fat apology. That's for sure.
806
01:28:06,735 --> 01:28:11,949
We all owe someone an apology along
the way. I mean, that's life, man.
807
01:28:14,034 --> 01:28:16,412
A long, long time ago...
808
01:28:17,037 --> 01:28:19,540
...when I was at university...
809
01:28:20,374 --> 01:28:22,168
...I was married.
810
01:28:25,796 --> 01:28:28,215
No. You were married?
811
01:28:28,424 --> 01:28:33,846
It was before you boys and that
rock 'n' roll music corrupted me, man.
812
01:28:35,806 --> 01:28:39,059
Yeah, I still think
about it sometimes.
813
01:28:40,728 --> 01:28:44,899
She was really a very sweet girl.
814
01:28:49,987 --> 01:28:53,115
What happened?
If you don't mind me asking.
815
01:28:53,324 --> 01:28:54,700
No, no.
816
01:28:56,577 --> 01:28:59,163
One day we were sitting in the park.
817
01:28:59,371 --> 01:29:02,291
Having lunch, me and the wife.
818
01:29:02,499 --> 01:29:05,002
I needed to take a piss...
819
01:29:05,210 --> 01:29:08,964
...so I walked to the toilet.
You know, in the bathroom.
820
01:29:10,007 --> 01:29:13,886
I'm standing there staring
at the wall, as you do.
821
01:29:15,638 --> 01:29:20,351
And all of the sudden,
something came over me.
822
01:29:21,393 --> 01:29:26,273
Like a fear that my whole life
had already been laid out for me.
823
01:29:27,524 --> 01:29:30,444
I'd finish my studies, get a job.
824
01:29:30,653 --> 01:29:32,946
I'd be working for somebody else...
825
01:29:33,155 --> 01:29:36,700
...worrying about things
that didn't matter.
826
01:29:40,037 --> 01:29:42,039
So I walked out of there.
827
01:29:42,331 --> 01:29:46,085
Kept going. Didn't come back.
828
01:29:48,712 --> 01:29:50,464
You just left her there?
829
01:29:52,132 --> 01:29:53,300
Yep.
830
01:29:54,134 --> 01:29:58,180
Sitting in front of a half-eaten
steak and kidney pie.
831
01:30:01,308 --> 01:30:03,936
Very harsh, man.
832
01:30:06,021 --> 01:30:11,026
She came to see the show a few years
ago. She hadn't changed at all.
833
01:30:12,277 --> 01:30:15,406
She married my best friend.
A doctor.
834
01:30:15,614 --> 01:30:18,826
They have three gorgeous little kids.
835
01:30:21,245 --> 01:30:24,456
Yeah, she's very happy.
836
01:30:25,707 --> 01:30:27,292
Very happy.
837
01:31:14,006 --> 01:31:15,549
Thank you.
838
01:31:16,383 --> 01:31:19,011
You know, I'm just a regular guy...
839
01:31:19,219 --> 01:31:22,556
...who grew up with posters
of these guys on my walls.
840
01:31:22,764 --> 01:31:26,101
And now I'm one of them.
That's right.
841
01:31:26,310 --> 01:31:31,523
I'm standing here, and I'm proof if you
work hard and want it bad enough...
842
01:31:31,732 --> 01:31:33,400
Dreams come true!
843
01:31:33,609 --> 01:31:37,154
That's right. Dreams do come true
so follow them.
844
01:32:41,259 --> 01:32:42,427
Me?
845
01:33:30,809 --> 01:33:32,978
- Awesome!
- What's your name?
846
01:33:33,186 --> 01:33:36,857
Mike, but my friends call me
Thor, God of Thunder!
847
01:33:37,065 --> 01:33:39,025
- Know the rest of it?
- Know them all.
848
01:33:39,234 --> 01:33:42,487
I know all your moves.
I study you. I love you.
849
01:33:42,696 --> 01:33:45,699
You want to rip
the roof off this place?
850
01:33:46,241 --> 01:33:47,492
Are you serious?
851
01:33:48,535 --> 01:33:49,578
Yep.
852
01:33:52,581 --> 01:33:56,668
Go ahead. Get out there.
Get out there, bro. It's all yours.
853
01:35:02,234 --> 01:35:05,570
- Everything all right?
- Couldn't be better.
854
01:35:06,529 --> 01:35:08,615
Taking a night off, are you?
855
01:35:10,075 --> 01:35:12,160
I'm gonna go take a piss.
856
01:35:19,542 --> 01:35:21,127
I'll see you again.
857
01:35:35,809 --> 01:35:37,686
Off you go.
858
01:35:49,781 --> 01:35:53,118
Chris "Izzy" Cole of Steel Dragon
shocked fans...
859
01:35:53,326 --> 01:35:55,537
...when he walked offstage.
860
01:35:55,745 --> 01:35:58,748
Izzy's departure is
more trouble for Steel Dragon...
861
01:35:59,165 --> 01:36:02,002
...as the band tries
to maintain its status...
862
01:36:02,210 --> 01:36:04,796
...as the industry's
top hard-rock act.
863
01:36:05,005 --> 01:36:08,341
As far as I'm concerned,
it's much ado about nothing.
864
01:36:08,550 --> 01:36:12,512
There's still four of us left.
We're not going anywhere.
865
01:36:12,721 --> 01:36:15,849
I don't give a fuck where he is...
866
01:36:16,057 --> 01:36:18,893
...and I don't care if I see
that bastard again.
867
01:36:19,728 --> 01:36:21,604
He said to me:
868
01:36:22,439 --> 01:36:24,607
"I need to take a piss. "
869
01:36:25,358 --> 01:36:26,901
That's it.
870
01:36:27,110 --> 01:36:30,447
"Mats," he said,
"I really need a piss. "
871
01:36:31,197 --> 01:36:34,743
One day I realized
it wasn't for me anymore.
872
01:36:34,951 --> 01:36:38,788
I was wearing the clothes
and singing the songs.
873
01:36:40,039 --> 01:36:42,250
It just didn't feel right.
874
01:36:42,876 --> 01:36:47,255
I just wanted to find myself.
Find my own music.
875
01:37:28,755 --> 01:37:30,507
- What's up?
- Long time.
876
01:37:30,715 --> 01:37:34,260
- It has been. You cut your hair.
- So did you, asshole.
877
01:37:50,443 --> 01:37:52,111
I'm starting a new band.
878
01:37:52,320 --> 01:37:56,157
I got "Whole and a Half"
on a shelf. It's ready to go.
879
01:39:10,523 --> 01:39:12,692
I'm gonna go talk to Emily.
880
01:39:36,466 --> 01:39:37,925
I missed you.
881
01:39:41,596 --> 01:39:43,473
I know. Me too.
882
01:39:49,103 --> 01:39:52,857
- I wanted to tell you.
- I know.
883
01:39:53,983 --> 01:39:55,443
I know.
884
01:39:57,236 --> 01:39:58,988
You look great.
885
01:40:02,742 --> 01:40:04,827
So do you.
886
01:40:30,186 --> 01:40:32,480
Why didn't you rejoin the band?
887
01:40:32,688 --> 01:40:36,859
As the mouthpiece of Steel Dragon,
I had this responsibility.
888
01:40:38,611 --> 01:40:42,573
It's me they're looking at
and want to learn from.
889
01:40:42,782 --> 01:40:47,703
The vacuous, empty world of sex
and drugs and rock 'n' roll...
890
01:40:47,912 --> 01:40:50,206
...is not the message
I want to send out.
891
01:40:52,083 --> 01:40:56,254
I wanted something more cerebral,
eloquent and dignified.
892
01:41:00,216 --> 01:41:01,467
We kick ass, man!
893
01:41:01,759 --> 01:41:05,221
Ever get your ass kicked by
a guy with long hair and makeup?
894
01:41:05,429 --> 01:41:06,973
Right here!
895
01:41:09,267 --> 01:41:12,311
Chris "Izzy" Cole shocked fans-
Damn it!
896
01:41:12,520 --> 01:41:13,646
Cut!
897
01:41:14,605 --> 01:41:16,983
Okay, Backstage Pass.
Okay, Crud Pollution.
898
01:41:17,191 --> 01:41:20,236
Okay, Bobby Beers.
I mean, Chris Queers.
899
01:41:22,113 --> 01:41:24,198
After the nuclear holocaust...
900
01:41:24,407 --> 01:41:28,995
...survivors will crawl out
of the rubble, light a fire...
901
01:41:29,203 --> 01:41:31,998
...then one man,
the singer of songs, will sing.
902
01:41:32,206 --> 01:41:34,917
And that is the essence
of rock 'n' roll.
903
01:41:35,251 --> 01:41:37,753
What are you talking about?
904
01:41:45,553 --> 01:41:47,221
Chris...
905
01:41:47,430 --> 01:41:50,266
As they continue-
What are they continuing?
906
01:41:50,474 --> 01:41:54,228
As the band continues
to struggle to continue its-
907
01:42:00,901 --> 01:42:01,944
What?
908
01:42:04,030 --> 01:42:05,489
Oh, my God.
909
01:42:34,769 --> 01:42:38,314
No more metal shit.
It's all about hip-hop.
910
01:42:38,522 --> 01:42:41,984
It's all bling-bling, pinky ring,
word about, bling-bling.
911
01:42:42,193 --> 01:42:45,946
No more of this. It's about this.
You heard me?
912
01:42:46,155 --> 01:42:50,201
Lay your shit by the TV and watch
this shit. This shit the bomb.