1 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,402 Those days were amazing. 2 00:00:27,611 --> 00:00:32,115 Being a kid, you know, what else was I to do but to live the Dragon? 3 00:00:32,324 --> 00:00:36,078 I'd study the music note for note. I read every interview. 4 00:00:36,286 --> 00:00:40,332 Copied every outfit, every move, you know, every look. 5 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:43,794 My pursuit of perfection was relentless. 6 00:00:45,879 --> 00:00:47,756 The music deserved that. 7 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:50,342 All right, ladies. Spread them. 8 00:01:16,535 --> 00:01:19,246 Rob, you're not nailing the squeal. 9 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:22,165 I have no idea what you're talking about. 10 00:01:23,625 --> 00:01:24,668 Check it out. 11 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:36,638 Play it like that. 12 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:41,351 - That's it. - That's a ping, not a squeal. 13 00:01:41,977 --> 00:01:45,313 - Sounds just like the tape, man. - No. Raunchier. 14 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:48,316 Again, please. 15 00:01:50,318 --> 00:01:52,070 That was great. Thank you. 16 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:53,947 From the top. 17 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:37,240 Hold on! 18 00:02:59,971 --> 00:03:01,723 Hey, Jeremy, no. 19 00:03:02,057 --> 00:03:04,976 What are you doing? You know what this is? 20 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:10,065 'Lubricator', signed by all five band members with the original cover. 21 00:03:10,398 --> 00:03:13,735 Look. Jorgen's name is misspelled. It should be an "E. " 22 00:03:13,944 --> 00:03:16,238 You know how much I can get for it? 23 00:03:17,489 --> 00:03:20,283 Peace to you too, dude. Try it like this. 24 00:03:30,001 --> 00:03:33,338 Mom? Mom, isn't my room off-limits? 25 00:03:33,546 --> 00:03:37,717 I'm sorry, Chris. Oh, what were you doing? 26 00:03:39,469 --> 00:03:41,763 - How are you? - Good. How's Willard? 27 00:03:41,972 --> 00:03:44,266 - He's fine. You look nice. - Thank you. 28 00:03:44,474 --> 00:03:47,310 Here, hold on. You got a smudge. 29 00:03:48,228 --> 00:03:50,230 - Bye. Gotta run. - Bye. Love you. 30 00:03:50,438 --> 00:03:52,732 Love you too. Bye. 31 00:04:10,125 --> 00:04:13,586 I need more power! I want more! 32 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:28,119 Come on, come on. 33 00:05:32,832 --> 00:05:34,167 Nina and Samantha! 34 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:37,420 Hey, Chris. 35 00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:42,634 - Coming to my show in a week? - Of course. 36 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:44,928 - Want to hand out fliers? - Absolutely. 37 00:05:45,136 --> 00:05:47,305 - You guys look awesome. - Bye. 38 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,808 We're a band called Blood Pollution... 39 00:05:50,016 --> 00:05:53,478 ...a Steel Dragon tribute band, the best in Pittsburgh. 40 00:06:17,961 --> 00:06:19,546 Thank you. 41 00:06:21,297 --> 00:06:24,551 I wrote this one for someone who ripped out my heart. 42 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:27,053 And put it through a bloody blender! 43 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:28,721 That's right. 44 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:37,146 This one's for Kim, who makes me want to stand up and shout. 45 00:07:44,839 --> 00:07:47,008 Em, I'll be right back, okay? 46 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:49,844 Excuse me. 47 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:59,312 You think I could have one? 48 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:04,859 Not without a blowjob and a sex change, pal. But have a nice day. 49 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:09,030 - Come on, girls. This way. - See you, Chris. 50 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:28,424 Oh, that was awesome! 51 00:08:28,633 --> 00:08:31,552 That was the heaviest since Columbus in '77. 52 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:34,555 Heavier than the 'Demented' tour. 53 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:39,894 - I ask you, did they not rock? - They totally rocked. 54 00:08:49,987 --> 00:08:51,155 Guys. 55 00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:56,035 What the...? 56 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,336 Come on. 57 00:09:06,170 --> 00:09:08,756 Oh, I thought I smelled pussy. 58 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:10,633 Look who's here. 59 00:09:10,967 --> 00:09:15,429 - If it isn't Yoko Ono and the Fag Five. - What are you doing? 60 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:18,766 Making sure nobody sees some cut-rate copy band. 61 00:09:18,975 --> 00:09:22,228 Cut-rate? This dude can't even tune his own guitar. 62 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:26,065 - You could work on your lip-synch. - I don't lip-synch. 63 00:09:26,274 --> 00:09:29,110 Be doing everyone a favor if you did. 64 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:31,195 You could get the outfit right. 65 00:09:31,404 --> 00:09:35,366 Boots from the 'Wasted' tour and a cheap 'Twisted' jacket. 66 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:40,246 You are so fully wrong, cocksmoker. This is official issue. 67 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:43,708 The actual vest Bobby wore on the 'Twisted' tour. 68 00:09:43,916 --> 00:09:46,711 My dad bought it from someone who knows them. 69 00:09:46,919 --> 00:09:49,755 Sorry, but your dad got ripped. 70 00:09:50,047 --> 00:09:54,427 The lapels should be blue, there's no green in the embroidery. 71 00:09:54,635 --> 00:09:57,972 As a matter of fact, can anybody here honestly say... 72 00:09:58,180 --> 00:10:02,476 ...they've ever seen Bobby Beers with a jacket with red lapels? 73 00:10:02,685 --> 00:10:04,562 - No, I can't. - I don't think so. 74 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:06,647 You can make me his pants. 75 00:10:06,856 --> 00:10:09,358 Or did she already rip out the Dodge seats? 76 00:10:09,567 --> 00:10:14,238 No. First tell me what you put there to make people think you're a guy. 77 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:17,992 - This is all me, baby. - You and a few ballet slippers. 78 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:20,286 - You want a piece of me? - No, I'm good. 79 00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:23,622 - Want to see how a real man- - Don't touch her. 80 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:30,087 - Let go of my cape. - Let go of my cape! 81 00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:03,454 Get your ass out of bed. 82 00:11:07,124 --> 00:11:08,375 Get out of here. 83 00:11:10,044 --> 00:11:12,838 - Let's go. Get up. - Get out of here. 84 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,423 Move it. 85 00:11:17,968 --> 00:11:20,554 Where you hiding your stash these days? 86 00:11:20,763 --> 00:11:22,765 Get out! I didn't do anything. 87 00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:25,893 That's the problem. You never do anything. 88 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:29,647 - Get out of here, pig! - God- Fucking- 89 00:11:31,190 --> 00:11:32,566 Come on! 90 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:35,486 Mom! Mom! 91 00:11:38,906 --> 00:11:44,453 Jeez, boys. Quit. Break it up. Chris, give him a break. Come on. 92 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,747 - Stop it! - Tell him to get out! 93 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,707 - Used to be my room. - Not anymore! 94 00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:51,210 Because I moved out when I was 18. 95 00:11:51,418 --> 00:11:53,838 - We're having breakfast. - Keep him out! 96 00:11:54,046 --> 00:11:57,383 Get ready for work. Will you go downstairs? 97 00:11:57,591 --> 00:12:00,386 - Keep him out! - All right, he's gone. 98 00:12:04,765 --> 00:12:07,184 So you arrested Mervin for drunk driving? 99 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,687 He was parked on the Brennemans' lawn. 100 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:13,315 Claims he was going out for ice cream. Same story. 101 00:12:14,483 --> 00:12:17,695 - Chris, so how was the show? - It was fine. 102 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:21,782 - The freaks were out in force. - Why weren't you busting heads? 103 00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:25,119 - Female officers handle that crowd. - You want to go? 104 00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:28,539 - Come on. - Saved again. Should take her to work. 105 00:12:28,747 --> 00:12:30,958 - Good one. - Did they do "Black Babylon"? 106 00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:34,378 They haven't played that since Osaka in '75. 107 00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:37,840 - That is pathetic that you know. - I love that song. 108 00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:41,385 Okay, genius, who's buried in Grant's tomb? 109 00:12:41,677 --> 00:12:46,390 It's twisted that you're still living at home, stealing Ma's makeup. 110 00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:48,142 Who's buried in Grant's tomb? 111 00:12:48,350 --> 00:12:51,061 How much longer will you put up with this? 112 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:55,357 The rock star fantasy thing is something you grow out of at 14. 113 00:12:55,566 --> 00:13:00,654 If I get lucky, I'll get to grow up and listen to Air Supply like you. 114 00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:03,282 What's wrong with Air Supply? 115 00:13:03,490 --> 00:13:06,201 Nothing, if you're from the Village People. 116 00:13:06,410 --> 00:13:08,287 You know what the sickest thing is about you? 117 00:13:08,704 --> 00:13:12,249 It's that you don't have any fantasies of your own. 118 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:14,960 You fantasize about being somebody else. 119 00:13:15,586 --> 00:13:19,548 Wearing somebody else's clothes. Singing somebody else's songs. 120 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,634 It's pathetic. 121 00:13:22,968 --> 00:13:26,847 - Get a haircut. - Okay, Satan's allegiant. 122 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,515 Have a good one, son. 123 00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:31,643 - You didn't eat. - Later. I love you guys. 124 00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:32,978 Love you too. 125 00:13:33,187 --> 00:13:35,606 - I love you. - You do this every time. 126 00:13:35,814 --> 00:13:38,108 I question his sexuality, Ma. I do. 127 00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:48,327 Here's the procedure, so it won't happen again. Don't stick a pen in. 128 00:13:48,535 --> 00:13:51,455 I'll give you a simple one-two-three procedure. 129 00:13:51,663 --> 00:13:55,626 It's 1-2-3. Pop that down, push this. 130 00:13:55,834 --> 00:14:00,089 Pull back on this lever, free up the jam and you can access- 131 00:14:02,508 --> 00:14:04,468 Is there something wrong? 132 00:14:05,010 --> 00:14:06,887 Is that mascara? 133 00:14:07,096 --> 00:14:10,641 - I'm in a band. Okay? - Oh, okay. 134 00:14:10,849 --> 00:14:14,186 Can you follow the 1-2-3 without sticking a pen in there? 135 00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:16,063 Thank you. 136 00:14:16,271 --> 00:14:17,731 Thank you very much. 137 00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:19,900 Bye-bye. 138 00:14:57,646 --> 00:14:59,231 Sorry about that. 139 00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:09,658 When's Marci getting back? 140 00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:13,704 She and Rob went to see Wham!, won't be back for a while. 141 00:15:14,037 --> 00:15:16,623 Wham? Oh, God. 142 00:15:16,832 --> 00:15:20,919 George Michael's a wuss. I'm gonna give Rob shit for it. 143 00:15:21,628 --> 00:15:23,505 He'll want to cover that. 144 00:15:23,839 --> 00:15:25,716 All right, you. 145 00:15:26,341 --> 00:15:29,553 Okay, now just relax. 146 00:15:34,892 --> 00:15:38,020 - Is it numb? - I think so. 147 00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,897 Feel that? 148 00:15:52,618 --> 00:15:56,997 - Sure you want to do this? - Yeah, Bobby did it last week. 149 00:16:04,796 --> 00:16:07,841 - I love you, babe. - I love you. 150 00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:17,934 Okay, don't look. Don't look. 151 00:16:27,944 --> 00:16:32,240 - God, that had to hurt. - Yes, it does. Oh, God. 152 00:16:47,964 --> 00:16:50,050 You want to do the other one? 153 00:16:50,258 --> 00:16:53,595 No. You want to do yours? 154 00:16:53,804 --> 00:16:57,265 - Maybe. - Come on. Let's do yours. 155 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:07,359 Testing, testing. One, two. 156 00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:17,285 - No way! - That's right. That's my boy. 157 00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:20,205 All right, ladies, who had the weenies? 158 00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:33,760 Do I have too much foundation on? 159 00:17:33,969 --> 00:17:38,140 I keep putting this shit on till I want to fuck myself. 160 00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:42,519 - Hey, Rob, you wearing underwear? - No. 161 00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,604 Rob. 162 00:17:45,105 --> 00:17:47,524 You know the drill. No panties. 163 00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:50,944 - Get up. - I am not freezing my balls- 164 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,029 Just stand up and drop it. 165 00:17:53,238 --> 00:17:55,448 - I'm not taking it off. - Come on. 166 00:17:55,740 --> 00:17:59,411 If you want, take them off. I am not taking off- 167 00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:04,499 Your woman's an animal! 168 00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:12,215 All right! 169 00:18:13,592 --> 00:18:15,760 Before we get too into this party. 170 00:18:15,969 --> 00:18:17,554 - I love you! - Love you too. 171 00:18:17,762 --> 00:18:22,350 Before we get too deep into this party, I want to thank Key Steel... 172 00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:26,730 ...for letting us use their place of business to pay tribute... 173 00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:31,610 ...to the metal created by none other than Steel Dragon! 174 00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:36,406 And a special thanks to my brother, Joe... 175 00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:40,493 ...who gave me my first Dragon record because he hated it. 176 00:18:43,079 --> 00:18:47,459 And to my parents, because they let me play it as loud as I wanted! 177 00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:51,129 - That's my boy! - That's my baby! 178 00:18:51,338 --> 00:18:53,214 Because they rock! 179 00:18:57,886 --> 00:19:00,597 Now, this next tune... 180 00:19:01,431 --> 00:19:05,602 ...I'd like to dedicate to someone who, when I first met... 181 00:19:05,810 --> 00:19:10,106 ...ripped my heart out and put it through a bloody blender. 182 00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:14,277 That's right! This one's for Emily! 183 00:19:14,569 --> 00:19:18,740 She turns me up and shakes me down and makes me want to what? 184 00:19:18,949 --> 00:19:20,742 Stand up and shout! 185 00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:56,463 What was that? 186 00:20:57,714 --> 00:20:59,174 What was what? 187 00:20:59,674 --> 00:21:02,385 There's no solo break after the chorus. 188 00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:04,596 They don't care. 189 00:21:05,305 --> 00:21:07,390 That's not how the song goes. 190 00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:10,018 I know how the song goes. 191 00:21:10,226 --> 00:21:13,146 If you know how it goes, then play it right. 192 00:21:13,354 --> 00:21:17,525 Chris, you are taking this shit too seriously. 193 00:21:17,734 --> 00:21:21,988 That's right, because the music deserves to be taken seriously. 194 00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:25,533 If you don't, you don't deserve to play it. 195 00:21:25,950 --> 00:21:28,578 All right, you need to get a grip. 196 00:21:28,870 --> 00:21:32,749 You've ruined your performance. Do not ruin mine! 197 00:22:00,693 --> 00:22:01,611 Hey! 198 00:22:04,864 --> 00:22:07,659 Plug that fucker back in. 199 00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:36,437 Quit it! 200 00:22:37,397 --> 00:22:41,776 - That's my amp! - Do not ruin this concert! Do not! 201 00:22:41,985 --> 00:22:44,070 Hey, fuck this concert! 202 00:22:49,909 --> 00:22:51,035 Here we go again. 203 00:22:59,168 --> 00:23:03,673 - Hit him in the bollocks. - That wraps it up for tonight. 204 00:23:03,881 --> 00:23:08,261 Grab a T-shirt and cassette on your way out. Thanks for coming. 205 00:24:12,575 --> 00:24:13,951 Cut it. 206 00:24:17,079 --> 00:24:20,208 - What's up? - What's he doing here? 207 00:24:20,500 --> 00:24:23,961 - What are you doing here? - Bradley's our new front man. 208 00:24:27,173 --> 00:24:30,927 You made your point. Get him out now. 209 00:24:31,135 --> 00:24:34,472 - Only one leaving is you. - Chris, see these? 210 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:39,393 It's the new P.A. he brought with him. And that's the new mixing board. 211 00:24:40,019 --> 00:24:41,896 Have you heard his voice? 212 00:24:42,104 --> 00:24:45,524 - Sit and spin. - Dude, just relax. 213 00:24:46,484 --> 00:24:50,529 I don't care if Bradley can hit the notes Bobby Beers can hit. 214 00:24:50,738 --> 00:24:52,740 Bobby's leaving the band anyway. 215 00:24:53,032 --> 00:24:56,285 - You don't know. - Nina and Samantha say he's leaving. 216 00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:59,288 - Bullshit. - It doesn't matter. 217 00:24:59,497 --> 00:25:04,210 We want people to hear our originals. We're tired of being a cover band. 218 00:25:04,418 --> 00:25:08,798 - We're a tribute band. - No, dude. We are a cover band. 219 00:25:09,006 --> 00:25:12,218 The problem is, you think you're in Steel Dragon. 220 00:25:12,551 --> 00:25:14,929 I love you, man, but you're mental. 221 00:25:15,137 --> 00:25:20,059 Get a grip on reality. You don't know where Bobby Beers ends and you begin. 222 00:25:21,310 --> 00:25:25,564 I'm mental, because I don't want to be in a cheesy bar band... 223 00:25:25,773 --> 00:25:30,486 ...that butchers music and makes them listen to your crappy originals! 224 00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:35,908 Crappy? "Whole and a Half" kicks ass. I'm proud to have written it. 225 00:25:36,117 --> 00:25:38,703 That's why we got so many requests for it. 226 00:25:38,911 --> 00:25:43,290 Don't shit on me because you're scared to write your own songs. 227 00:25:44,542 --> 00:25:48,004 Yeah, that's it. I'm too scared. 228 00:25:48,212 --> 00:25:51,132 If you wanna make it, you write your own tunes. 229 00:25:51,549 --> 00:25:54,969 Thanks for the tip, bro. Look, come on, guys. 230 00:25:55,594 --> 00:26:00,391 We loved playing Dragon tunes. We couldn't imagine playing anything else. 231 00:26:00,599 --> 00:26:03,310 - I thought it'd be a goof. - A goof? 232 00:26:03,519 --> 00:26:06,230 Wouldn't you rather fail as yourself... 233 00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:08,858 ...than succeed as a Bobby Beers clone? 234 00:26:09,066 --> 00:26:12,695 You can write a song about why I would wanna do that! 235 00:26:12,903 --> 00:26:15,823 All right, you're gone. Just go! 236 00:26:16,157 --> 00:26:18,451 What's so fucking funny? 237 00:26:19,285 --> 00:26:20,953 Babe, come on. Let's go. 238 00:26:21,579 --> 00:26:26,041 Fine. This is my mike stand! I'm taking it! These are my cables. 239 00:26:26,792 --> 00:26:28,544 I'll get new cables. 240 00:26:29,587 --> 00:26:32,006 - Don't think I'm coming back. - I don't. 241 00:26:32,923 --> 00:26:35,551 - Well, that's because I'm not. - Good. 242 00:26:37,219 --> 00:26:40,014 I'm serious. If I leave, I'm not coming back! 243 00:26:40,222 --> 00:26:42,516 - You said that! - Shut up, Bradley. 244 00:26:43,350 --> 00:26:44,935 Last time. 245 00:26:52,109 --> 00:26:53,360 Emily. 246 00:27:00,367 --> 00:27:05,164 If you still want to manage us, then it's okay with us. 247 00:27:05,998 --> 00:27:08,918 Rob, I'm a businesswoman. 248 00:27:09,126 --> 00:27:12,671 Rule one in this business is you go where the talent is... 249 00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:17,343 ...and all the fucking talent that was in this band just left. 250 00:27:51,460 --> 00:27:54,463 You know, those guys are so replaceable. 251 00:27:55,005 --> 00:28:00,010 It'll take me five minutes to put together a band and blow them away. 252 00:28:03,973 --> 00:28:06,684 Maybe this is just a sign. 253 00:28:07,393 --> 00:28:10,729 You know, just time to move on. 254 00:28:12,523 --> 00:28:15,859 I'm not in the mood to look on the bright side now. 255 00:28:16,068 --> 00:28:19,822 No, this is an opportunity for you... 256 00:28:20,030 --> 00:28:21,907 ...to write your own songs. 257 00:28:22,116 --> 00:28:23,158 Why? 258 00:28:23,367 --> 00:28:28,163 Be another clown with a guitar, trying to get attention? No way. 259 00:28:28,789 --> 00:28:31,709 Remember what you wrote for me on my birthday? 260 00:28:31,917 --> 00:28:34,712 - No. - Yes, you do. 261 00:28:40,676 --> 00:28:43,387 Come on, please. It's embarrassing. 262 00:28:47,641 --> 00:28:50,477 Are you done making fun of me yet? 263 00:28:54,231 --> 00:28:55,899 I love that song. 264 00:28:58,485 --> 00:29:01,822 You're not getting it. You're not hearing me. 265 00:29:02,573 --> 00:29:05,367 I'm telling you, first time I ever saw you... 266 00:29:05,784 --> 00:29:08,412 ...first time I laid eyes on you... 267 00:29:08,620 --> 00:29:12,791 ...sophomore year, Bill Starbuck in 'The Rainmaker'. 268 00:29:13,917 --> 00:29:17,796 I said to myself, "Oh, my God, that guy's got it. " 269 00:29:18,005 --> 00:29:19,673 I mean, my heart stopped. 270 00:29:23,427 --> 00:29:27,681 And I said, "That guy is going all the way. " 271 00:29:34,271 --> 00:29:37,483 I was just singing someone else's lines. 272 00:29:38,525 --> 00:29:40,819 I did not write them. 273 00:29:56,251 --> 00:29:59,922 - My favorite color is rainbow. - Mine's mauve. 274 00:30:00,214 --> 00:30:04,301 I said no. Haley, did you answer the telephone? Thank you. 275 00:30:04,593 --> 00:30:06,595 Sunshine Daycare. 276 00:30:06,887 --> 00:30:09,932 Chris! Telephone! 277 00:30:12,643 --> 00:30:15,437 Telephone! You want to help me crack eggs? 278 00:30:15,646 --> 00:30:17,648 - I want five. - Five eggs. 279 00:30:28,075 --> 00:30:31,411 Chris? Is that Chris Cole? 280 00:30:31,620 --> 00:30:34,623 - Who is this? - This is Kirk Cuddy. 281 00:30:49,346 --> 00:30:52,349 Ricki, your accent is as lame as your playing. 282 00:30:52,891 --> 00:30:56,228 What do you suggest I do about my playing? 283 00:30:56,436 --> 00:30:57,354 Who is this? 284 00:30:57,688 --> 00:31:01,733 I told you, it's Kirk Cuddy. I play in a band called Steel Dragon. 285 00:31:01,942 --> 00:31:04,861 - Maybe you've heard of us. - I don't have time. 286 00:31:05,070 --> 00:31:08,615 Hang on, hang on. Listen to this, all right? 287 00:31:17,165 --> 00:31:18,834 Are you lip-synching? 288 00:31:19,459 --> 00:31:22,796 If this is Kirk, what did you call your third wife? 289 00:31:23,005 --> 00:31:27,384 Do we have to talk about that old slag? I called her Sugar Bum. 290 00:31:27,592 --> 00:31:31,138 The second wife, too. It's why the third left. 291 00:31:31,346 --> 00:31:34,808 Now I affectionately refer to all ladies as Tottie. 292 00:31:35,017 --> 00:31:37,185 Is that enough for you? 293 00:31:37,394 --> 00:31:41,690 My God, this is unbelievable. I was sorry to hear about your dog. 294 00:31:41,898 --> 00:31:42,941 Pookie? 295 00:31:43,150 --> 00:31:46,486 Yeah. I sent flowers but I didn't get a response. 296 00:31:46,695 --> 00:31:48,780 But I figured you're so busy. 297 00:31:48,989 --> 00:31:51,908 Can we get past the 'This Is Your Life' crap? 298 00:31:52,117 --> 00:31:56,496 There's a ticket waiting for you for a flight to L.A. tomorrow. 299 00:31:56,705 --> 00:31:59,833 - Are you serious? - Of course I'm serious. 300 00:32:00,042 --> 00:32:02,419 - Tell no one about this. - Yes, sir. 301 00:32:02,627 --> 00:32:05,255 Good man. I'll see you tomorrow. 302 00:32:05,464 --> 00:32:06,590 Bye. 303 00:32:36,119 --> 00:32:37,662 Right there. 304 00:32:38,914 --> 00:32:40,290 I'm Chris Cole. 305 00:32:40,499 --> 00:32:42,876 I'm Tania. I work with the band. 306 00:32:43,085 --> 00:32:46,213 - You went out with Bobby. - You look like Bobby. 307 00:32:46,755 --> 00:32:49,466 - Is that all you brought? - My manager. 308 00:32:50,175 --> 00:32:53,303 We traded the first-class ticket for two coach. 309 00:32:53,512 --> 00:32:54,888 How resourceful. 310 00:32:55,097 --> 00:32:57,182 Yeah, well, I thought so. 311 00:32:57,390 --> 00:32:59,976 What was that? Did you see that? 312 00:33:06,983 --> 00:33:08,109 Why are we here? 313 00:33:08,527 --> 00:33:12,280 I should let Kirk explain everything to you. 314 00:33:14,157 --> 00:33:16,243 Are those your breasts? 315 00:33:17,285 --> 00:33:19,079 I'm sorry. What? 316 00:33:19,496 --> 00:33:23,124 Your breasts. Are they yours? 317 00:33:26,378 --> 00:33:29,506 Well, you know, I don't remember. 318 00:33:30,340 --> 00:33:33,260 They're quite sensational. 319 00:33:33,468 --> 00:33:36,805 Well, thanks. That's just what I was going for. 320 00:33:37,013 --> 00:33:39,516 So you're in a Steel Dragon cover band. 321 00:33:39,724 --> 00:33:41,393 - Tribute band. - Right. 322 00:33:41,601 --> 00:33:45,564 I'm kind of sort of in between bands right now. 323 00:33:47,524 --> 00:33:51,194 - Your pants. - Emily had them made for me. 324 00:33:51,403 --> 00:33:53,989 I bet they're easy to get in and out of. 325 00:33:57,534 --> 00:34:00,996 So, when do we get there? Tania, is it? 326 00:34:01,204 --> 00:34:02,247 Tania. 327 00:34:22,684 --> 00:34:25,604 - Are you famous? - No, we're nobody. Sorry. 328 00:34:25,812 --> 00:34:29,357 - Well, you should be! - Oh, thank you. Bye. 329 00:34:29,566 --> 00:34:34,362 - Can you get us in? - I'm just trying to get in myself. 330 00:34:59,679 --> 00:35:02,098 Follow me, darlings. 331 00:35:18,365 --> 00:35:21,576 This is Bobby's 'Twisted' tour in '77. 332 00:35:21,910 --> 00:35:24,412 - Look at that. - See the dragon? 333 00:35:33,671 --> 00:35:34,923 That's Sammy! 334 00:35:57,570 --> 00:35:58,822 Look! 335 00:36:03,827 --> 00:36:07,372 It's a '58 Flying V in fire-mist gold. 336 00:36:07,580 --> 00:36:12,168 And it's the real one. Look. The fingerboards are rosewood. 337 00:36:12,377 --> 00:36:14,754 That's from the 'Delirious' tour, right? 338 00:36:14,963 --> 00:36:18,424 - Are you two coming or what? - Yeah. Sorry. 339 00:36:39,362 --> 00:36:41,781 Wait right here, all right? 340 00:36:44,909 --> 00:36:47,495 Thanks a lot, Ralph. That's great. 341 00:36:47,704 --> 00:36:50,748 - That's it? - Yeah. Very nice. Thanks. 342 00:36:51,457 --> 00:36:52,417 Lovely. 343 00:36:58,131 --> 00:37:00,550 They're ready for you now. 344 00:37:11,603 --> 00:37:12,645 What's up? 345 00:37:12,937 --> 00:37:15,982 Thanks for coming. Not too fagged out? 346 00:37:16,399 --> 00:37:19,110 - I don't think so. - Mats, the road manager. 347 00:37:19,319 --> 00:37:23,489 I saw you in Pittsburgh. You gave everybody a pass but me. 348 00:37:23,698 --> 00:37:26,701 From the looks of you, I had good reason. 349 00:37:27,869 --> 00:37:32,248 We saw a tape of you singing provided by Nina and Samantha. 350 00:37:33,291 --> 00:37:36,002 Is the incredible voice really yours? 351 00:37:36,210 --> 00:37:39,005 - Cocksuckers! - That would be you, Bobby. 352 00:37:39,213 --> 00:37:42,133 You think some child can replace me? 353 00:37:42,342 --> 00:37:44,010 You want to do your thing. 354 00:37:44,218 --> 00:37:45,887 - You're firing me? - Calm down. 355 00:37:46,095 --> 00:37:48,514 You calm down, you wanker! 356 00:37:48,931 --> 00:37:52,060 - It's because I'm gay, isn't it? - You're gay? 357 00:37:53,519 --> 00:37:58,524 No, I have pierced nipples and a house in Morocco because I'm John Wayne. 358 00:37:59,984 --> 00:38:03,321 Have you listened to the lyrics of "Stand Up"? 359 00:38:03,529 --> 00:38:06,657 Did you really think that Kim was a girl? 360 00:38:06,949 --> 00:38:09,452 - Kim was a guy? - Yeah, Kim was a guy. 361 00:38:09,660 --> 00:38:12,997 He's my lover, to the horror of these sausage-jockeys. 362 00:38:13,206 --> 00:38:18,002 - As if we give a toss. - Just keep your dick away from me. 363 00:38:18,211 --> 00:38:19,462 Stop it, man. 364 00:38:19,670 --> 00:38:22,924 You don't turn up for recording sessions. 365 00:38:23,132 --> 00:38:26,344 You missed half the gigs, and when you did show- 366 00:38:26,552 --> 00:38:30,306 I am Steel Dragon! Without me, you're nothing! 367 00:38:30,515 --> 00:38:31,557 Give us a break. 368 00:38:31,766 --> 00:38:34,894 You'll be playing for coppers in the tube without me! 369 00:38:35,436 --> 00:38:36,479 We'll see. 370 00:38:37,188 --> 00:38:39,482 Yeah. We'll see. 371 00:38:45,446 --> 00:38:47,407 - What's going on? - I don't know. 372 00:39:01,712 --> 00:39:02,964 My scarf. 373 00:39:04,423 --> 00:39:06,717 - Take it. - Yeah, I will. 374 00:39:07,218 --> 00:39:08,261 Good. 375 00:39:09,220 --> 00:39:13,182 If I leave now, I'm never coming back. Never. 376 00:39:13,683 --> 00:39:15,476 Heard you the first time. 377 00:39:17,019 --> 00:39:18,396 What you looking at? 378 00:39:19,313 --> 00:39:22,024 You think you can dress like me and be a star? 379 00:39:22,233 --> 00:39:26,404 - No, sir. - You have no idea what it takes. 380 00:39:26,946 --> 00:39:29,740 You think it's all sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll? 381 00:39:29,949 --> 00:39:31,325 You got the sex wrong. 382 00:39:31,534 --> 00:39:35,580 I never touch drugs. No one does a gig like I do half-cut. 383 00:39:35,788 --> 00:39:37,248 Not even at your age. 384 00:39:37,456 --> 00:39:42,044 And it's bed, 11:30 every night before a gig. That's what it takes. 385 00:39:42,461 --> 00:39:44,255 Just do your own thing. 386 00:39:44,463 --> 00:39:48,634 Get your own life. It's like being bloody Elvis. 387 00:39:48,843 --> 00:39:50,928 Except Elvis was the king. 388 00:39:58,311 --> 00:40:00,313 And I'm just the queen. 389 00:40:03,649 --> 00:40:05,192 Very funny. 390 00:40:06,027 --> 00:40:07,820 Ha-bloody-ha. 391 00:40:09,071 --> 00:40:12,074 Bastards. You bastards. 392 00:40:42,855 --> 00:40:44,815 Sorry about that. 393 00:40:47,526 --> 00:40:50,446 - Missed your cue. - Yeah, sorry, K- 394 00:40:50,863 --> 00:40:53,157 - You do know this song? - Yes, sir. 395 00:40:53,366 --> 00:40:57,036 We'll pick it up just coming out of the intro. 396 00:41:11,842 --> 00:41:13,094 I'm sorry. 397 00:41:14,762 --> 00:41:16,430 We wasting our time here? 398 00:41:16,639 --> 00:41:19,642 Sorry. Could I start it one more time? 399 00:41:20,267 --> 00:41:21,727 All right, go again. 400 00:41:21,936 --> 00:41:23,938 Sorry about that. 401 00:41:28,526 --> 00:41:29,652 I love you. 402 00:41:30,694 --> 00:41:32,071 I love you. 403 00:43:13,297 --> 00:43:17,885 Well, mate, do you want the gig, then? 404 00:43:20,721 --> 00:43:24,266 Look in the lens, guys. Go. Get in there more. 405 00:43:24,475 --> 00:43:27,269 Give me attitude. Two double-platinum records. 406 00:43:27,478 --> 00:43:31,649 You're playing the Forum. You got 20 girls who want to be with you. 407 00:43:31,857 --> 00:43:35,527 Give me rock star attitude. Hold that. Here we go. 408 00:43:35,736 --> 00:43:39,073 Hey, Izzy, let's try one with attitude. No smile. 409 00:43:39,281 --> 00:43:40,324 Sorry. 410 00:43:40,532 --> 00:43:42,701 Better. Now you're looking cool. 411 00:43:43,035 --> 00:43:46,246 Come on, right in my lens. Nice shot. Attitude. 412 00:43:46,664 --> 00:43:50,417 We combed this entire planet looking for someone... 413 00:43:50,626 --> 00:43:54,505 ...heavy enough to pull this off and we found a star. 414 00:43:54,713 --> 00:43:59,927 When this guy sings, you'll forget about Bobby Beers. I promise you. 415 00:44:00,427 --> 00:44:02,721 Izzy! Is that your name? Izzy? 416 00:44:02,930 --> 00:44:05,849 Yeah, the name's Izzy, like Izzy's Revenge. 417 00:44:06,266 --> 00:44:07,935 Holy shit. 418 00:44:08,268 --> 00:44:11,188 Izzy? I'm not calling him Izzy. 419 00:44:11,397 --> 00:44:13,482 Can you hit all the notes Bobby can? 420 00:44:13,982 --> 00:44:15,984 That's why I'm in the band. 421 00:44:16,276 --> 00:44:18,153 Stand up and shout 422 00:44:37,131 --> 00:44:40,467 How do you keep your voice in such great shape? 423 00:44:40,676 --> 00:44:43,804 My choir teacher gives me really cool exercises- 424 00:44:44,012 --> 00:44:46,640 He eats a lot of pussy, that's how. 425 00:44:47,141 --> 00:44:49,351 Yeah, I eat a lot of pussy. 426 00:44:50,060 --> 00:44:52,354 - Classy. - Like father, like son. 427 00:44:52,563 --> 00:44:54,982 - That's my boy. - Come on, you guys. 428 00:44:56,525 --> 00:44:58,735 - How was I? - So good. So comfortable. 429 00:44:58,944 --> 00:45:01,113 - I messed up my accent. - It was great. 430 00:45:01,321 --> 00:45:05,826 - Nice way to handle that "pussy" line. - I can't argue with him. 431 00:45:06,034 --> 00:45:09,371 Izzy, don't worry. I'll make an honest man out of you. 432 00:45:13,625 --> 00:45:15,836 I eat a lot of pussy. 433 00:45:16,128 --> 00:45:17,921 Loads of it. 434 00:45:20,507 --> 00:45:22,509 I eat a lot of pussy. 435 00:45:23,635 --> 00:45:25,095 Tons. 436 00:45:25,512 --> 00:45:30,517 I got my voice eating pussy, man. It's a vocal technique exercise. 437 00:45:31,977 --> 00:45:35,856 I got it eating pussy. Loads of it. All the time. 438 00:45:36,064 --> 00:45:40,319 It's all I do. Breakfast, morning, noon, night. I've got to have it. 439 00:45:41,570 --> 00:45:44,281 It's all I do, is eat pussy. I love it. 440 00:45:44,489 --> 00:45:47,326 Either get in here and do it or shut up. 441 00:45:47,826 --> 00:45:51,163 Hold on. Oh, shit! I eat pussy! 442 00:46:45,092 --> 00:46:47,386 Hi. I'm Izzy's mother. 443 00:46:57,270 --> 00:47:00,107 - Have a good one. - I'll see you up there. 444 00:47:01,984 --> 00:47:05,737 - Did you see all the people? - I know. Just breathe. 445 00:47:05,946 --> 00:47:08,949 You'll be great. Nobody knows these songs better. 446 00:47:09,366 --> 00:47:11,159 - True. - Be yourself, Chris. 447 00:47:11,368 --> 00:47:12,619 - Don't get- - Izzy. 448 00:47:14,287 --> 00:47:18,041 You'll be great, babe. I love you so much. 449 00:47:18,250 --> 00:47:20,001 I love you too. 450 00:47:20,210 --> 00:47:22,713 All right, matey. Time to go to work. 451 00:47:22,921 --> 00:47:25,549 Sorry, darling, back to the henhouse. 452 00:47:27,300 --> 00:47:29,720 I'm gonna sit with his parents. 453 00:47:30,137 --> 00:47:34,099 Whatever twirls your beanie. Come on, mate. 454 00:47:34,516 --> 00:47:36,810 - I gotta piss. - What? You gotta piss? 455 00:47:37,018 --> 00:47:38,270 - Go now. - I can't. 456 00:47:38,478 --> 00:47:42,858 Or you gotta use it. Use it. You're awesome. Bye, babe. 457 00:47:45,360 --> 00:47:47,946 - Are you okay? - Yeah. 458 00:47:48,280 --> 00:47:53,160 Well, you're in my house now, mate. And I ain't lost a man yet. 459 00:47:53,368 --> 00:47:54,953 - Let's do it. - Here we go. 460 00:47:55,245 --> 00:47:57,247 Let's do it, Mats. 461 00:47:58,582 --> 00:48:02,127 This is your coronation, my dear. 462 00:48:04,963 --> 00:48:06,506 There you go. 463 00:48:07,257 --> 00:48:08,508 All right, boy. 464 00:48:09,134 --> 00:48:10,677 You're okay. 465 00:48:10,886 --> 00:48:15,056 You won't need it, but there's a bucket in each wing, all right? 466 00:48:15,474 --> 00:48:18,727 - Up you go. - All right, Mats. 467 00:48:27,277 --> 00:48:28,612 Break a leg! 468 00:50:18,638 --> 00:50:20,932 Are you all right, Izzy? 469 00:51:13,568 --> 00:51:17,947 - I'm all right. - Fantastic! Keep going! 470 00:52:17,173 --> 00:52:19,259 Thank you. 471 00:52:22,303 --> 00:52:24,472 - You okay? - Couldn't be better. 472 00:52:24,681 --> 00:52:27,308 There's a bit up there. That's it. 473 00:52:27,517 --> 00:52:28,559 How do I look? 474 00:52:28,768 --> 00:52:33,231 Fantastic. It's brilliant, mate. Fucking brilliant. Off you go. 475 00:52:36,067 --> 00:52:37,610 I'm just a regular guy... 476 00:52:37,819 --> 00:52:41,155 ...who grew up with the posters of these guys on my walls! 477 00:52:41,364 --> 00:52:43,866 And now I'm one of them! 478 00:52:44,200 --> 00:52:45,743 That's right! 479 00:52:46,786 --> 00:52:51,708 I'm standing here, living proof that if you work hard enough... 480 00:52:51,916 --> 00:52:55,878 ...and you want it bad enough, dreams do come true. 481 00:52:56,587 --> 00:52:59,090 So follow your dreams, man. 482 00:52:59,299 --> 00:53:03,386 Follow your dreams, because we all die young. 483 00:54:22,924 --> 00:54:25,635 Fucking scintillating, baby! 484 00:54:25,843 --> 00:54:30,431 Quiet! Shut them up behind us. Give us 10 minutes. In we go. 485 00:54:30,640 --> 00:54:32,517 Lock it up! Thank you! 486 00:54:32,725 --> 00:54:35,144 That was something really... 487 00:54:37,230 --> 00:54:39,732 Amazing! You were demented out there. 488 00:54:39,941 --> 00:54:43,486 I thought I was gonna break my neck when I fell. 489 00:54:43,694 --> 00:54:47,323 You brought the audience home. You did fucking beautiful. 490 00:54:47,532 --> 00:54:48,783 Thanks. 491 00:54:49,534 --> 00:54:53,287 It was so heavy hearing the music played to perfection. 492 00:54:53,496 --> 00:54:54,830 We heard it sang right. 493 00:54:55,039 --> 00:54:57,959 - Beautiful. - Right between the eyes. 494 00:54:58,793 --> 00:55:02,046 It was incredible, man. Thanks, Kirk. 495 00:55:02,255 --> 00:55:03,798 The Dragons! 496 00:55:07,343 --> 00:55:09,136 All right, let's go. 497 00:55:09,637 --> 00:55:11,305 Go. Go. 498 00:55:12,765 --> 00:55:14,767 Get the hell out of here. 499 00:55:15,601 --> 00:55:19,021 - Oh, my pass. - VIP. Sorry. 500 00:55:19,355 --> 00:55:21,732 I'm Chris' girlfriend. Manager. 501 00:55:21,941 --> 00:55:25,903 - Who? - Izzy's girlfriend/manager. 502 00:55:26,112 --> 00:55:29,156 - Yeah, right. - She's okay. She's all right. 503 00:55:29,365 --> 00:55:31,117 - Go on. - I'm his mother. 504 00:55:31,325 --> 00:55:33,619 How amazing was he? Brilliant! 505 00:55:33,828 --> 00:55:37,290 Our boy came through tonight. He was on fire. 506 00:55:38,624 --> 00:55:42,378 - Where are you going? - Oh, sorry. I've got... 507 00:55:42,712 --> 00:55:45,840 - No. Go on back, darling. - I'm Izzy's brother. 508 00:55:46,048 --> 00:55:48,342 - I don't think so. - Mom! 509 00:55:53,848 --> 00:55:55,641 What did you think? 510 00:55:57,393 --> 00:55:59,812 - Are you all right? - I am so good. 511 00:56:19,915 --> 00:56:22,835 - Oh, man. - This is insane. 512 00:56:25,254 --> 00:56:30,343 - Arrest her for indecent exposure. - Out of my jurisdiction, bro. 513 00:57:15,805 --> 00:57:20,101 - Mats, get us the tequilas, will you? - Ladies, you're on. 514 00:57:20,309 --> 00:57:24,146 Got an initiation for you. You joined, done a beautiful job. 515 00:57:24,355 --> 00:57:29,276 Now I'll buy you a drink, mate. Hello, ladies. Thank you. 516 00:57:30,194 --> 00:57:31,987 For Izzy! 517 00:57:33,239 --> 00:57:37,076 - Hey! Hang on. No hands. - No hands. 518 00:57:37,284 --> 00:57:39,995 You're hanging with the hardcore now. 519 00:57:40,329 --> 00:57:42,623 Two teeth, come on. 520 00:57:46,043 --> 00:57:47,503 Go on, my son. 521 00:57:48,879 --> 00:57:50,130 You're so bad. 522 00:57:53,676 --> 00:57:55,761 Oh, my God. 523 00:58:00,140 --> 00:58:04,103 - The laws of gravity no longer apply. - I guess not. 524 00:58:05,145 --> 00:58:06,605 You'll get used to it. 525 00:58:06,814 --> 00:58:09,942 You build up a tolerance to it. 526 00:58:10,150 --> 00:58:13,279 Right, okay. I'll get that one going. 527 00:58:13,904 --> 00:58:18,075 - Some crazy stuff happens. - Oh, my God, it's amazing. 528 00:58:20,578 --> 00:58:24,748 It's all good fun. Just makes for good stories, you know? 529 00:58:24,957 --> 00:58:28,294 I'm beginning to have a couple of my own. 530 00:58:29,628 --> 00:58:32,881 You can have a good time as well. It's allowed. 531 00:58:35,593 --> 00:58:39,138 Anything you want. You just have to ask. 532 00:58:44,143 --> 00:58:46,103 - Don't forget. - Oh, I won't. 533 00:58:46,312 --> 00:58:47,771 Cheers. 534 00:59:14,256 --> 00:59:17,176 I'm gonna go to the dance floor. 535 00:59:36,779 --> 00:59:39,406 - Have you seen Emily? - How you doing? 536 00:59:39,615 --> 00:59:43,035 I'm good. I'm really good. I'm great, actually. 537 00:59:43,369 --> 00:59:45,245 Tell me something. 538 00:59:45,454 --> 00:59:48,874 How's it feel to know that everyone in here... 539 00:59:49,083 --> 00:59:51,710 ...wants to fuck you? 540 00:59:52,753 --> 00:59:54,213 You're serious? 541 00:59:54,421 --> 00:59:58,383 I can't stop touching you. I can't keep my hands to myself. 542 00:59:58,592 --> 01:00:03,889 You know, you've turned me into a silly little groupie. 543 01:00:04,515 --> 01:00:06,600 There she is. 544 01:00:08,685 --> 01:00:14,108 We were just talking about how stunningly beautiful you are, really. 545 01:00:15,901 --> 01:00:19,029 Oh, God, you two. Such a sexy couple. 546 01:00:19,238 --> 01:00:22,574 If I were you, I'd spend all my time in bed. 547 01:00:25,077 --> 01:00:26,328 Come on. 548 01:04:15,724 --> 01:04:18,727 - Sorry about that. - Relax, lover. 549 01:04:19,144 --> 01:04:21,229 You were terrific last night. 550 01:04:30,822 --> 01:04:32,073 Are those my pants? 551 01:04:32,282 --> 01:04:36,369 Yeah, they're a bit snug, but that's how I like them. 552 01:05:04,189 --> 01:05:07,859 - So you think... - Let's not. 553 01:05:26,711 --> 01:05:31,633 People, boat's leaving. All aboard. Quick as you can, please. 554 01:05:31,841 --> 01:05:34,969 Thank you. All right, two lovely people. 555 01:05:35,178 --> 01:05:38,306 Quickly, boys. Boat's going in a minute. 556 01:05:38,807 --> 01:05:44,145 Good afternoon, my darlings. Look, I've been meaning to tell you. 557 01:05:44,646 --> 01:05:48,942 There's a longstanding rule that wives and girlfriends... 558 01:05:49,150 --> 01:05:51,236 ...aren't allowed on the bus. 559 01:05:51,444 --> 01:05:55,907 The boys don't like distractions when they're working on their music. 560 01:05:56,116 --> 01:05:59,661 You can travel with the wives. They're nice. 561 01:06:00,286 --> 01:06:02,497 Yeah, well, who are they? 562 01:06:04,249 --> 01:06:07,585 That's Kirk's astrologer... 563 01:06:07,794 --> 01:06:09,796 ...and his physical therapist. 564 01:06:10,713 --> 01:06:15,844 And that, well, we all know what that is, right? We'd better go. 565 01:06:18,430 --> 01:06:23,351 - I'm gonna ride with Emily. - Oh, no. Sorry. You can't do that. 566 01:06:23,643 --> 01:06:27,313 The boys need you there when they work on the tunes. 567 01:06:27,522 --> 01:06:29,607 Go ahead, babe. I'm fine. 568 01:06:29,816 --> 01:06:31,359 Quick as you can. 569 01:06:31,568 --> 01:06:33,445 - You sure? - Yeah, I'm sure. 570 01:06:34,404 --> 01:06:36,698 I didn't know about the rule. 571 01:06:36,906 --> 01:06:39,826 Yeah. Just get on the bus. 572 01:06:43,997 --> 01:06:46,708 - Have fun. - You too. Be careful. 573 01:06:48,251 --> 01:06:53,256 The boys are waiting in the back. They're working. They need you. 574 01:06:55,049 --> 01:06:58,052 - What's up, Izz? - What's up? 575 01:07:07,020 --> 01:07:09,022 Izz, you want some? 576 01:07:09,856 --> 01:07:12,150 I was gonna go over the schedule. 577 01:07:12,358 --> 01:07:16,529 Suit yourself. It's good for writing lyrics. 578 01:07:28,917 --> 01:07:34,130 You know, he's a rock star now. The normal rules don't apply. 579 01:07:34,964 --> 01:07:37,884 - I didn't say anything. - You didn't have to. 580 01:07:38,092 --> 01:07:40,094 Somebody's jealous. 581 01:07:41,220 --> 01:07:43,848 No. No, I'm not. 582 01:07:44,057 --> 01:07:48,227 I just know him and he's not that- 583 01:07:48,436 --> 01:07:51,230 Like hell he's not. He's a guy, isn't he? 584 01:07:51,439 --> 01:07:55,401 Look, we all know exactly what happens on that bus. 585 01:07:55,818 --> 01:07:57,612 I met Ghode on that bus. 586 01:08:00,114 --> 01:08:01,783 I didn't say anything. 587 01:08:01,991 --> 01:08:05,954 I know it's crazy, but it comes with the territory. 588 01:08:06,162 --> 01:08:11,250 You either drive yourself batty trying to change it or you adapt. 589 01:08:11,459 --> 01:08:15,213 You gotta let him off the leash once in a while. 590 01:08:15,421 --> 01:08:19,717 Or they get cranky. At the end of the day, they always come home. 591 01:08:19,926 --> 01:08:22,637 And who says you can't have your own fun? 592 01:08:23,262 --> 01:08:24,180 Exactly. 593 01:08:26,391 --> 01:08:30,353 - Do you want some? - No, I'm good. I just had breakfast. 594 01:08:30,561 --> 01:08:33,898 - Okay. Here. - Hair of the dog. 595 01:08:34,190 --> 01:08:38,152 Here's some advice from me. Number one: Learn to share. 596 01:08:38,695 --> 01:08:42,448 Number two: Get very close with his accountant. 597 01:08:42,657 --> 01:08:43,908 And three: 598 01:08:44,325 --> 01:08:48,705 Don't sign anything. I had to learn that the hard way. 599 01:08:48,913 --> 01:08:53,501 You know what I always say. If you love someone, let them go. 600 01:08:53,710 --> 01:08:58,172 And if they come back to you with very expensive jewelry... 601 01:08:58,381 --> 01:09:00,591 ...then it's meant to be. 602 01:09:00,800 --> 01:09:04,971 I hope I am not as cynical as you are when I am your age. 603 01:09:05,263 --> 01:09:07,682 Honey, she's 23. 604 01:09:08,516 --> 01:09:09,976 22½. 605 01:09:10,476 --> 01:09:13,938 -23 - I am 22½. 606 01:09:14,147 --> 01:09:17,567 You guys were at my birthday party. I was born... 607 01:09:42,717 --> 01:09:47,722 Move aside, you scallywags. You're getting in the way of future sales. 608 01:09:48,014 --> 01:09:50,016 Be nice to this bloke from MTV. 609 01:09:50,224 --> 01:09:52,935 They're not playing our videos as much... 610 01:09:53,144 --> 01:09:55,646 ...since the boys trashed their set. 611 01:09:55,855 --> 01:09:59,400 Tell them about that thing you do with your tongue. 612 01:09:59,609 --> 01:10:02,945 - All right, and here we are. - Thanks, Mats. 613 01:10:03,154 --> 01:10:06,908 I'll be back in half an hour. Mind your backs, please! 614 01:10:07,325 --> 01:10:11,287 - Chris, I need to talk to you- - You can't call me that here. 615 01:10:11,704 --> 01:10:13,372 I need to talk to you. 616 01:10:13,581 --> 01:10:17,335 I gotta do this MTV thing, then talk to a producer- 617 01:10:17,543 --> 01:10:20,671 I know your schedule. I get a copy every day. 618 01:10:20,880 --> 01:10:23,174 - Then you know when I'm done. - I'm leaving. 619 01:10:23,466 --> 01:10:26,719 - Just meet me at the hotel. - I'm going to Seattle. 620 01:10:28,262 --> 01:10:29,722 Come on. 621 01:10:35,478 --> 01:10:39,023 Em, what the hell is going on in Seattle? 622 01:10:39,232 --> 01:10:42,860 - Marci and I have been talking- - Who's Marci? 623 01:10:44,028 --> 01:10:48,824 You know who Marci is. My roommate, Rob's girlfriend. 624 01:10:49,033 --> 01:10:52,370 Sorry. I know who she is. I've got things on my mind. 625 01:10:52,578 --> 01:10:54,038 I know, I know. 626 01:10:54,247 --> 01:10:58,209 We've been talking about this business and we got our loan. 627 01:10:58,417 --> 01:11:02,171 - We're going to Seattle to- - When did you do this? 628 01:11:02,672 --> 01:11:05,591 While the wives were out shopping. 629 01:11:06,342 --> 01:11:09,053 Is this a money thing? If you need money- 630 01:11:09,345 --> 01:11:13,224 You know I didn't mean it like that, Em. I swear. 631 01:11:17,186 --> 01:11:21,774 - Are you leaving me? - No. I'm not leaving you. 632 01:11:23,025 --> 01:11:26,988 But I am leaving this. I cannot do this every day. 633 01:11:27,196 --> 01:11:32,201 - I thought we're having a great time. - We are. It has been fun. 634 01:11:32,410 --> 01:11:36,455 But, baby, this is all happening to you. And it's great. 635 01:11:36,664 --> 01:11:40,418 But it's different for me. I can't follow a bus all day. 636 01:11:40,751 --> 01:11:45,339 You don't have to do that anymore. We're getting our own car. 637 01:11:45,548 --> 01:11:48,050 It's not about the car. 638 01:11:49,385 --> 01:11:50,553 What is it? 639 01:11:52,430 --> 01:11:55,349 You know, it's wanting a life. 640 01:12:02,314 --> 01:12:06,819 And I really want to do this thing with Marci in Seattle. 641 01:12:09,739 --> 01:12:12,533 Can we hook up in Seattle when I get there? 642 01:12:13,367 --> 01:12:15,161 Of course. Of course. 643 01:12:19,957 --> 01:12:21,292 All right. 644 01:12:21,917 --> 01:12:25,588 I'll talk to Mats and get you our numbers... 645 01:12:25,796 --> 01:12:28,299 ...so you can call when you get there. 646 01:12:29,216 --> 01:12:32,136 So I know you got there safe, all right? 647 01:12:43,731 --> 01:12:46,025 So I'll see you in Seattle? 648 01:12:56,535 --> 01:12:59,371 Can I give you some advice, mate? 649 01:13:06,545 --> 01:13:10,007 - What's up, A.C.? - Let the chick go, man. 650 01:13:11,675 --> 01:13:15,721 - So how are we doing? - Lovely. Thank you very much. 651 01:13:16,055 --> 01:13:20,309 - I'll be back to check on you. - I'm sure you will. 652 01:13:20,935 --> 01:13:22,811 Freshening up the blood. 653 01:13:23,020 --> 01:13:26,982 The liver doesn't work as good as it did when I was your age. 654 01:13:27,316 --> 01:13:30,653 Listen, make it easier on yourself. 655 01:13:30,861 --> 01:13:33,364 There's no way it can work. 656 01:13:33,572 --> 01:13:36,784 You start off with the best intentions. 657 01:13:36,992 --> 01:13:41,580 But there's so much pussy coming at you every day that... 658 01:13:41,789 --> 01:13:45,542 ...finally it wears you down. Then you crack. 659 01:13:46,377 --> 01:13:49,004 Aren't you married to a supermodel? 660 01:13:50,464 --> 01:13:53,676 Yeah, you know why? Because I can. 661 01:13:54,301 --> 01:13:56,804 And you can too. 662 01:13:57,012 --> 01:14:00,891 You got these birds dreaming about having it off with you. 663 01:14:01,100 --> 01:14:03,811 That makes the guys want to be you. 664 01:14:04,019 --> 01:14:07,147 The guys are the ones that buy the records. 665 01:14:07,356 --> 01:14:10,567 So if the chicks don't want you, the guys are gone. 666 01:14:10,985 --> 01:14:13,195 I mean, put it this way: 667 01:14:13,612 --> 01:14:18,701 Your job is to live the fantasy other people only dream about. 668 01:14:19,243 --> 01:14:21,829 Don't go in half-assed. 669 01:14:23,205 --> 01:14:25,082 Dream big. 670 01:14:25,499 --> 01:14:28,210 Live the life. 671 01:15:27,436 --> 01:15:31,190 - You running for pink slips? - See you in hell, Bat Boy. 672 01:15:32,649 --> 01:15:33,984 You ready, Robin? 673 01:15:47,456 --> 01:15:48,916 Go! 674 01:16:07,476 --> 01:16:09,228 You got yourself a Ferrari! 675 01:16:17,694 --> 01:16:19,446 Hello, Wichita. 676 01:16:31,250 --> 01:16:34,795 Izzy? Oh, my God, is that Izzy? 677 01:16:35,837 --> 01:16:36,964 I love you! 678 01:16:50,018 --> 01:16:51,895 Watch out! 679 01:16:56,900 --> 01:16:59,278 Out of my bloody way! 680 01:17:05,033 --> 01:17:08,453 - What's going on? - His wife ran off with Peter Gabriel. 681 01:17:20,132 --> 01:17:22,342 - Let me get that. - That doesn't work. 682 01:17:40,986 --> 01:17:45,490 Ladies, ladies, please. A little bit of decorum, please. 683 01:17:45,699 --> 01:17:49,870 Now, listen. We've got limited space. Just be patient. 684 01:17:50,078 --> 01:17:54,458 I gotta check your credentials, so have your pussy passes out. 685 01:18:03,633 --> 01:18:08,013 If I get to be with Izzy, I am going to shit bricks. 686 01:18:08,722 --> 01:18:12,601 Well, yeah, that'll make a lasting impression. 687 01:18:15,312 --> 01:18:18,940 - Do you dance at Chubbies? - No. 688 01:18:19,149 --> 01:18:23,945 You should. You have a killer body. It's not totally nude there. 689 01:18:24,279 --> 01:18:28,033 We wear G-strings, so the guys respect us way more. 690 01:18:28,241 --> 01:18:30,118 Yeah, that is so true. 691 01:18:30,327 --> 01:18:34,289 Nothing says "respect" like cramming a strip of Lycra up your ass. 692 01:18:34,498 --> 01:18:36,374 Fucking-A, mama! 693 01:18:36,792 --> 01:18:40,962 Yes, that's fine. You're absolutely fine. 694 01:18:41,171 --> 01:18:45,967 Oh, hi. Hello. Now, that's a very important little P, isn't it? 695 01:18:46,176 --> 01:18:49,387 - In you go. Nice. - What's the "P" stand for? 696 01:18:52,641 --> 01:18:54,935 Yes, it's "pass. " 697 01:18:55,143 --> 01:18:57,854 Oh, yeah? It's not "pimp"? 698 01:18:58,772 --> 01:19:02,234 - No, it's "personal"... - "Personal friend. " 699 01:19:02,442 --> 01:19:07,531 Yeah, "personal friend of the band. " Yeah. One sec. 700 01:19:09,324 --> 01:19:12,661 I'm not here to check up on him. I was invited. 701 01:19:12,869 --> 01:19:16,206 - He's doing interviews. - Interviews? Okay. 702 01:19:16,414 --> 01:19:18,500 Tell you what, darling. 703 01:19:18,708 --> 01:19:21,836 I'm not really sure where he is, actually. 704 01:19:22,045 --> 01:19:24,756 If you'd like to wait just... 705 01:19:24,965 --> 01:19:29,970 Of course, wait here if you like. He's actually down there. 706 01:19:32,055 --> 01:19:34,140 What are you doing here? 707 01:19:36,101 --> 01:19:37,894 I live here, Chris. 708 01:19:38,311 --> 01:19:40,480 I thought you were in Seattle. 709 01:19:41,648 --> 01:19:44,776 We're in Seattle. You're in Seattle. 710 01:19:49,656 --> 01:19:50,907 I'm sorry. 711 01:19:51,533 --> 01:19:54,369 - You forgot. - No. 712 01:19:54,578 --> 01:19:57,789 Yeah, you did. You forgot I was coming. 713 01:19:58,123 --> 01:20:01,876 Wait. I did not forget you were coming. Mats. 714 01:20:02,085 --> 01:20:06,673 Told him to arrange- Didn't I say to remind me she was coming? 715 01:20:06,881 --> 01:20:10,427 Shit. I'm so sorry. I really screwed up, mate. 716 01:20:10,635 --> 01:20:14,264 - What do you mean? - Chris, please. 717 01:20:15,223 --> 01:20:18,852 You don't need people taking falls for you. Please. 718 01:20:19,060 --> 01:20:22,188 No, Em. I did not forget. 719 01:20:22,397 --> 01:20:25,525 Chris, don't lie to me. Please don't lie to me. 720 01:20:32,532 --> 01:20:37,329 It might've slipped my mind. But I didn't forget. I remembered... 721 01:20:38,455 --> 01:20:42,000 I didn't remember, but I didn't forget, okay? 722 01:20:42,208 --> 01:20:45,879 Things get crazy. It's hard to keep things straight. 723 01:20:46,087 --> 01:20:47,547 I know. I see that. 724 01:20:47,756 --> 01:20:50,467 - It is. - I know. I see that. 725 01:20:51,593 --> 01:20:54,429 Emily, you look great. 726 01:20:54,929 --> 01:20:58,600 Come on. You're wasted. You're absolutely wasted. 727 01:20:58,808 --> 01:21:01,936 - No, I'm not wasted. I'm tired. - Sorry. 728 01:21:02,145 --> 01:21:05,774 I gotta do him first, because I gotta work at midnight. 729 01:21:05,982 --> 01:21:10,987 Come over here. Stand over here for a second, all right? 730 01:21:11,196 --> 01:21:13,073 - Who are you? - Izzy. 731 01:21:13,281 --> 01:21:14,741 What is this? What? 732 01:21:14,949 --> 01:21:18,495 Izzy. But you don't have to call me that. It's me. 733 01:21:18,912 --> 01:21:21,831 Call me Chrizzy, okay? 734 01:21:22,040 --> 01:21:25,919 You don't have to call me Izz. Call me Chris. 735 01:21:26,127 --> 01:21:29,881 Chris. Well, I'm glad we talked. I'm gonna go. 736 01:21:30,090 --> 01:21:32,383 - Emily, wait. - What? What? 737 01:21:32,801 --> 01:21:37,180 - I'll go with you. - Go with me where? 738 01:21:38,223 --> 01:21:40,934 With you. I'm gonna go to Seattle. 739 01:21:43,645 --> 01:21:46,022 We're in Seattle, Chrizzy. 740 01:21:50,318 --> 01:21:53,029 Sorry, sorry. But... 741 01:21:53,238 --> 01:21:55,949 ...are you guys done? Because I- 742 01:21:56,157 --> 01:21:57,700 We're done. 743 01:21:58,243 --> 01:22:03,248 Get going on this one because she's gotta be at work by midnight. 744 01:22:04,916 --> 01:22:06,668 Dinner's canceled. 745 01:22:06,876 --> 01:22:09,796 She's really sweet, but I was here first. 746 01:22:10,004 --> 01:22:13,550 Why don't we go in here? Somewhere out of the way. 747 01:22:54,424 --> 01:22:56,426 Can I get a picture, Izzy? 748 01:23:04,976 --> 01:23:08,104 All right, I gotta go. Here you go. 749 01:23:18,114 --> 01:23:21,659 Jorg, it's not very brutal. Can we make it more raunchy? 750 01:23:22,285 --> 01:23:23,620 Sounds raunchy in here. 751 01:23:23,828 --> 01:23:27,707 Maybe it's an E.Q. thing. Just take a few minutes. 752 01:23:28,124 --> 01:23:33,338 It needs a bit of bollocks to it. E.Q. it or something. 753 01:23:33,755 --> 01:23:36,049 Good hunting at your ranch? 754 01:23:36,257 --> 01:23:41,054 Great. Everything I saw, I killed. Killed something every damn day. 755 01:23:41,262 --> 01:23:44,265 You should bring your new fiancée up there. 756 01:23:44,474 --> 01:23:48,144 She's busy at the moment. Some yearbook committee. 757 01:23:48,436 --> 01:23:49,812 - got any body to it. 758 01:23:50,104 --> 01:23:51,481 - Hey, Izz. - What's up? 759 01:23:51,689 --> 01:23:55,026 - Hello, Chrizzy. - How are you guys? 760 01:23:55,234 --> 01:23:58,363 - What's with your eyebrow? - Isn't it cool? 761 01:23:58,988 --> 01:24:02,408 You gotta clear it with us before you do that. 762 01:24:06,913 --> 01:24:11,584 Worked on some songs for the album. They're still rough... 763 01:24:11,793 --> 01:24:15,671 ...but I wanted to get your input before I went further. 764 01:24:15,880 --> 01:24:17,131 I don't know. 765 01:24:18,049 --> 01:24:21,511 Just a thought, but isn't that a cool cover? 766 01:24:21,719 --> 01:24:25,681 No title, no band name. Could be heavy. What do you think? 767 01:24:31,187 --> 01:24:33,481 Izzy, it looks great. 768 01:24:34,107 --> 01:24:35,691 It still needs work. 769 01:24:36,192 --> 01:24:39,028 I'm glad you've been having fun writing songs. 770 01:24:40,071 --> 01:24:42,365 I busted my ass working on the songs. 771 01:24:42,782 --> 01:24:45,576 But the tunes have already been written. 772 01:24:46,828 --> 01:24:50,915 - What do you mean? - A.C. and I wrote them during break. 773 01:24:51,207 --> 01:24:55,711 - I know you and A.C. do most of it- - Not most. All of it. 774 01:24:56,003 --> 01:24:58,840 But shouldn't I have some input? 775 01:24:59,966 --> 01:25:04,137 I'm singing the tunes, so you at least want my stamp. 776 01:25:04,345 --> 01:25:05,805 I'm not just... 777 01:25:06,013 --> 01:25:10,101 You aren't just expecting me to be some singer-for-hire, are you? 778 01:25:14,063 --> 01:25:17,275 Let me explain. Come here. 779 01:25:17,483 --> 01:25:22,405 Listen, our fans, right, our loyal, die-hard fans... 780 01:25:22,613 --> 01:25:27,410 ...our very lifeblood, if you will, expect to see certain things. 781 01:25:27,618 --> 01:25:29,579 We give them what they want. 782 01:25:29,787 --> 01:25:34,166 We don't deviate because one disappointed fan can turn into two... 783 01:25:34,375 --> 01:25:37,420 ...to four, to eight, till the next thing you know... 784 01:25:37,628 --> 01:25:40,006 ...we're playing to a half-empty hall. 785 01:25:40,339 --> 01:25:45,553 And our lost sheep are off enjoying the rock stylings of, say, Ratt. 786 01:25:45,970 --> 01:25:50,141 So while I understand your impulse to do your own thing... 787 01:25:50,349 --> 01:25:53,477 ...and I admire it in some small way... 788 01:25:54,103 --> 01:25:56,272 ...if you want to stay with Steel Dragon... 789 01:25:56,480 --> 01:26:01,694 ...then you have to reconcile yourself to doing the Steel Dragon thing. 790 01:26:02,028 --> 01:26:07,033 All right? And the Steel Dragon thing is that A.C. and I write the songs. 791 01:26:07,742 --> 01:26:11,078 And you sing the songs that we write. 792 01:26:12,455 --> 01:26:13,914 Am I clear? 793 01:26:14,957 --> 01:26:16,083 Yeah. 794 01:26:16,500 --> 01:26:17,668 Good. 795 01:26:48,949 --> 01:26:50,409 What's he doing? 796 01:26:53,621 --> 01:26:56,457 - What? - Just sing it like it's written. 797 01:26:56,665 --> 01:26:58,542 - I thought I was. - You weren't. 798 01:26:59,168 --> 01:27:00,294 All right. Sorry. 799 01:27:00,628 --> 01:27:03,422 - Great. - Theo, from the top. 800 01:27:04,256 --> 01:27:05,841 Thanks. 801 01:27:27,113 --> 01:27:28,447 Pretty good. 802 01:27:44,630 --> 01:27:48,384 What is it when you do something to somebody and they hate it? 803 01:27:49,009 --> 01:27:52,555 Then somebody does the same to you and you hate it. 804 01:27:53,055 --> 01:27:57,560 I suppose some might call it poetic justice. I don't know. 805 01:28:01,522 --> 01:28:06,527 All I know is I owe a guy named Rob a big fat apology. That's for sure. 806 01:28:06,735 --> 01:28:11,949 We all owe someone an apology along the way. I mean, that's life, man. 807 01:28:14,034 --> 01:28:16,412 A long, long time ago... 808 01:28:17,037 --> 01:28:19,540 ...when I was at university... 809 01:28:20,374 --> 01:28:22,168 ...I was married. 810 01:28:25,796 --> 01:28:28,215 No. You were married? 811 01:28:28,424 --> 01:28:33,846 It was before you boys and that rock 'n' roll music corrupted me, man. 812 01:28:35,806 --> 01:28:39,059 Yeah, I still think about it sometimes. 813 01:28:40,728 --> 01:28:44,899 She was really a very sweet girl. 814 01:28:49,987 --> 01:28:53,115 What happened? If you don't mind me asking. 815 01:28:53,324 --> 01:28:54,700 No, no. 816 01:28:56,577 --> 01:28:59,163 One day we were sitting in the park. 817 01:28:59,371 --> 01:29:02,291 Having lunch, me and the wife. 818 01:29:02,499 --> 01:29:05,002 I needed to take a piss... 819 01:29:05,210 --> 01:29:08,964 ...so I walked to the toilet. You know, in the bathroom. 820 01:29:10,007 --> 01:29:13,886 I'm standing there staring at the wall, as you do. 821 01:29:15,638 --> 01:29:20,351 And all of the sudden, something came over me. 822 01:29:21,393 --> 01:29:26,273 Like a fear that my whole life had already been laid out for me. 823 01:29:27,524 --> 01:29:30,444 I'd finish my studies, get a job. 824 01:29:30,653 --> 01:29:32,946 I'd be working for somebody else... 825 01:29:33,155 --> 01:29:36,700 ...worrying about things that didn't matter. 826 01:29:40,037 --> 01:29:42,039 So I walked out of there. 827 01:29:42,331 --> 01:29:46,085 Kept going. Didn't come back. 828 01:29:48,712 --> 01:29:50,464 You just left her there? 829 01:29:52,132 --> 01:29:53,300 Yep. 830 01:29:54,134 --> 01:29:58,180 Sitting in front of a half-eaten steak and kidney pie. 831 01:30:01,308 --> 01:30:03,936 Very harsh, man. 832 01:30:06,021 --> 01:30:11,026 She came to see the show a few years ago. She hadn't changed at all. 833 01:30:12,277 --> 01:30:15,406 She married my best friend. A doctor. 834 01:30:15,614 --> 01:30:18,826 They have three gorgeous little kids. 835 01:30:21,245 --> 01:30:24,456 Yeah, she's very happy. 836 01:30:25,707 --> 01:30:27,292 Very happy. 837 01:31:14,006 --> 01:31:15,549 Thank you. 838 01:31:16,383 --> 01:31:19,011 You know, I'm just a regular guy... 839 01:31:19,219 --> 01:31:22,556 ...who grew up with posters of these guys on my walls. 840 01:31:22,764 --> 01:31:26,101 And now I'm one of them. That's right. 841 01:31:26,310 --> 01:31:31,523 I'm standing here, and I'm proof if you work hard and want it bad enough... 842 01:31:31,732 --> 01:31:33,400 Dreams come true! 843 01:31:33,609 --> 01:31:37,154 That's right. Dreams do come true so follow them. 844 01:32:41,259 --> 01:32:42,427 Me? 845 01:33:30,809 --> 01:33:32,978 - Awesome! - What's your name? 846 01:33:33,186 --> 01:33:36,857 Mike, but my friends call me Thor, God of Thunder! 847 01:33:37,065 --> 01:33:39,025 - Know the rest of it? - Know them all. 848 01:33:39,234 --> 01:33:42,487 I know all your moves. I study you. I love you. 849 01:33:42,696 --> 01:33:45,699 You want to rip the roof off this place? 850 01:33:46,241 --> 01:33:47,492 Are you serious? 851 01:33:48,535 --> 01:33:49,578 Yep. 852 01:33:52,581 --> 01:33:56,668 Go ahead. Get out there. Get out there, bro. It's all yours. 853 01:35:02,234 --> 01:35:05,570 - Everything all right? - Couldn't be better. 854 01:35:06,529 --> 01:35:08,615 Taking a night off, are you? 855 01:35:10,075 --> 01:35:12,160 I'm gonna go take a piss. 856 01:35:19,542 --> 01:35:21,127 I'll see you again. 857 01:35:35,809 --> 01:35:37,686 Off you go. 858 01:35:49,781 --> 01:35:53,118 Chris "Izzy" Cole of Steel Dragon shocked fans... 859 01:35:53,326 --> 01:35:55,537 ...when he walked offstage. 860 01:35:55,745 --> 01:35:58,748 Izzy's departure is more trouble for Steel Dragon... 861 01:35:59,165 --> 01:36:02,002 ...as the band tries to maintain its status... 862 01:36:02,210 --> 01:36:04,796 ...as the industry's top hard-rock act. 863 01:36:05,005 --> 01:36:08,341 As far as I'm concerned, it's much ado about nothing. 864 01:36:08,550 --> 01:36:12,512 There's still four of us left. We're not going anywhere. 865 01:36:12,721 --> 01:36:15,849 I don't give a fuck where he is... 866 01:36:16,057 --> 01:36:18,893 ...and I don't care if I see that bastard again. 867 01:36:19,728 --> 01:36:21,604 He said to me: 868 01:36:22,439 --> 01:36:24,607 "I need to take a piss. " 869 01:36:25,358 --> 01:36:26,901 That's it. 870 01:36:27,110 --> 01:36:30,447 "Mats," he said, "I really need a piss. " 871 01:36:31,197 --> 01:36:34,743 One day I realized it wasn't for me anymore. 872 01:36:34,951 --> 01:36:38,788 I was wearing the clothes and singing the songs. 873 01:36:40,039 --> 01:36:42,250 It just didn't feel right. 874 01:36:42,876 --> 01:36:47,255 I just wanted to find myself. Find my own music. 875 01:37:28,755 --> 01:37:30,507 - What's up? - Long time. 876 01:37:30,715 --> 01:37:34,260 - It has been. You cut your hair. - So did you, asshole. 877 01:37:50,443 --> 01:37:52,111 I'm starting a new band. 878 01:37:52,320 --> 01:37:56,157 I got "Whole and a Half" on a shelf. It's ready to go. 879 01:39:10,523 --> 01:39:12,692 I'm gonna go talk to Emily. 880 01:39:36,466 --> 01:39:37,925 I missed you. 881 01:39:41,596 --> 01:39:43,473 I know. Me too. 882 01:39:49,103 --> 01:39:52,857 - I wanted to tell you. - I know. 883 01:39:53,983 --> 01:39:55,443 I know. 884 01:39:57,236 --> 01:39:58,988 You look great. 885 01:40:02,742 --> 01:40:04,827 So do you. 886 01:40:30,186 --> 01:40:32,480 Why didn't you rejoin the band? 887 01:40:32,688 --> 01:40:36,859 As the mouthpiece of Steel Dragon, I had this responsibility. 888 01:40:38,611 --> 01:40:42,573 It's me they're looking at and want to learn from. 889 01:40:42,782 --> 01:40:47,703 The vacuous, empty world of sex and drugs and rock 'n' roll... 890 01:40:47,912 --> 01:40:50,206 ...is not the message I want to send out. 891 01:40:52,083 --> 01:40:56,254 I wanted something more cerebral, eloquent and dignified. 892 01:41:00,216 --> 01:41:01,467 We kick ass, man! 893 01:41:01,759 --> 01:41:05,221 Ever get your ass kicked by a guy with long hair and makeup? 894 01:41:05,429 --> 01:41:06,973 Right here! 895 01:41:09,267 --> 01:41:12,311 Chris "Izzy" Cole shocked fans- Damn it! 896 01:41:12,520 --> 01:41:13,646 Cut! 897 01:41:14,605 --> 01:41:16,983 Okay, Backstage Pass. Okay, Crud Pollution. 898 01:41:17,191 --> 01:41:20,236 Okay, Bobby Beers. I mean, Chris Queers. 899 01:41:22,113 --> 01:41:24,198 After the nuclear holocaust... 900 01:41:24,407 --> 01:41:28,995 ...survivors will crawl out of the rubble, light a fire... 901 01:41:29,203 --> 01:41:31,998 ...then one man, the singer of songs, will sing. 902 01:41:32,206 --> 01:41:34,917 And that is the essence of rock 'n' roll. 903 01:41:35,251 --> 01:41:37,753 What are you talking about? 904 01:41:45,553 --> 01:41:47,221 Chris... 905 01:41:47,430 --> 01:41:50,266 As they continue- What are they continuing? 906 01:41:50,474 --> 01:41:54,228 As the band continues to struggle to continue its- 907 01:42:00,901 --> 01:42:01,944 What? 908 01:42:04,030 --> 01:42:05,489 Oh, my God. 909 01:42:34,769 --> 01:42:38,314 No more metal shit. It's all about hip-hop. 910 01:42:38,522 --> 01:42:41,984 It's all bling-bling, pinky ring, word about, bling-bling. 911 01:42:42,193 --> 01:42:45,946 No more of this. It's about this. You heard me? 912 01:42:46,155 --> 01:42:50,201 Lay your shit by the TV and watch this shit. This shit the bomb.