We are with us today who is a part of culture...
that he hardly needed an introduction.
Pootie Tang. It's nice to bring you here with us.
Sepatown.
You have had great success...
and you already have it in various fields--
music, films, martial arts, pottery.
How do you do it?
Now, Bob, I toned pone.
- Got my dillies with peppatain - I heard that
Now, Pootie, many young artists say that you are their inspiration Well, I can't say it nay-no, brother
Date.
You have a new movie out right?
Yes. Yes, that's called Sine Your Pitty on the Runny Kine.
- And who in it besides yourself? - Oh, well, there's a truck...
Bad Bitty, Dirty Dee...
Lacey, J B...
Biggie Shorty and Robert Vaughn.
- Do you have a clip to show us? - Yeah baby.
Alright, let's take it see later in this clip...
from the new Pootie Tang movie, Sine Your Pitty on the Runny Kine.
That was 2001.
That is the best time. That is the worst time.
The big city is developing, But the city is dying.
Who killed him?
This man. Dick Lecter
Head of American company
But people have hope because they know that there is one person...
who can fight strength
One person can stop madness.
One person who can beat him Dick Lecter likes LAPD.
And that person-- The man is Pootie Tang.
Look at that person That's Bad Bitty.
Drug dealers in the city.
Hey, Bad Bitty, This comes Kotor Dee.
Dirty bastard
That's Dirty Dee, the dirtiest man around.
He handles all from the dirty work of American companies.
Next to Dirty Dee, is Froggy, Enforcement.
Yo, Bad Bitty! How are you
I'm bad, Dirty Dee. You are still dirty, I can see.
Let's get a deal, honey - Do you have yours? - Froggy
- This is dirty money - Do you have yours?
Right!
But how do I know are they good?
Let's try it out.
Hey, boy! Come here, come here That's a child, is the stupidest kidin city.
- what do you want, sir - this Have some of this.
- Is that candy? - Tell you
Yes. This type of candy that you smoke from a pipe.
Candy pipe
Capachow.
Yes! Pootie Tang.
You are a baddy lamatai tebby chai
Get that Pootie!
That's right, all the way down
Your mother--
Shut up, bitch!
Okay, I stop.
My face!
Run away, Pootie!
Ah, hell!
Come on!
Get out! Exit! Exit! Outside!
Yes.
There is no car wash.
No soap No soap
Sa da tay.
He has everything He has money
And he is cared for He knows what he wants
He has everything He will polish you
And it's not thang He is Pootie Tang
Someone is on the floor
That's another smooth brother Everyone sees it
When he puts the tie down the woman on the dance floor
He has the whole world Circling his finger
A man one woman and you know he understands
Casanova with a luxury car
You can know he'll be gone all night
He has everything He has money
And he is cared for He knows what he wants
He has everything He will polish you
And it's not thang He is Pootie Tang
He's hip to the core Got a buckle bell You know where he got it
He's a player with trade And you can see it on the corner doing business on the Tippi Tai
He is C.E.O. from his own world
He ordered the R-E-S-P-E-C-T
And you know he's good to go all night
He has everything He has money
And he is maintained He knows what he wants He has it all He will polish you And it's not thang He is Pootie Tang Head of Turnin Cannot leave yes
Pootie packs 'Crys and women into payin' papers
Let me see you do something
Head of Turnin Cannot leave yes
Pootie packs 'Crys and women into payin' papers
Yes yes yes He has everything He has money
And he is cared for He knows what he wants
He has everything He will polish you
And it's not thang He is Pootie Tang
Pootie Tang was born in a small town outside Gary, Indiana.
And the city is called Chicago.
When he grows...
Everyone sees something different about how Pootie speaks.
This confuses everyone - doctor, scientist.
Let me break it for you like this
Pootie Tang is indeed and will always...
too cold for words
Pootie Tang is the most popular kidin city.
We don't always know what he says...
but we always know what it means
Like I know I am his best friend. That's me Trust me.
Yes, that's the case special effects on people...
especially in women.
Not a girl. Adult female.
- Hiya, Pootie Tang. - I'm a cappy woman, my damie.
- Alright, Pootie Tang. - But for some women...
Pootie is right is too hot to handle Damn you, Pootie Tang!
I can't take this anymore!
Who do you think you are, Treat me like this?
I already have it with you! You heard me talking to your diaper head
This is it! I'm done with you
Get away from my life, Pootie Tang!
You think I'm upholstering ' Take your shit!
Take your poop and get out, Pootie Tang! I'm sick of you
Pootie - Pootie, don't go.
Pootie Tang is an only child.
His father, Tang Father, Work hard to raise Pootie properly.
that before Pootie is wrong, Daddy Tang will make it right.
Don't take them peas without askin 'your mama, kid.
May I dance at the cherry, Mama Di
Yes, you might, Pootie Tang.
That's better.
You must have respect for getting respect, Pootie Tang.
So, do you have a boyfriend? at school, pootie?
Ah, Mama Di. There is a sine tippi in the standings.
He is Cole Toni.
Don't talk dirty for your mother, son.
Always thinking about in girls You must have your head in the book.
Leave the woman alone.
And so it is.
Daddy's Tang and belt are always there...
Teach Pootie the difference between good and bad
Now, when I say that he is always there, I mean he is always there.
Hey, Pootie, let's steal some apples
When Pootie was only six years old, his mother died...
Leave it and his own father.
- Pootie is very sad - I know, kid.
But his father is a comfort for him.
Don't breathe your soup here, kid.
Two weeks later, Another terrible tragedy
His father was seriously injured in the steel factory
What is fu--
Gorillas! Gorilla!
That's amazing.
Only the third person was persecuted by gorillas at the steel mill.
On his deathbed, Daddy Tang _ Pootie made a serious appointment.
Pootie...
I know I brought you tough...
but that 'Because I love you.
That's difficult Out there, Pootie.
You have drugs, crime, gorillas Yes.
I won't be here any longer, so I'll give you this
Pootie, that's my belt.
As long as you get it right by your side...
You can babble anyone with that belt alone I know you love women...
and God knows women love you
Don't let the women come between you and the belt.
That belongs to Daddy Tang last words:
"Don't let the women come between you and the belt."
But there is something else about women...
Tang's father forgot to tell little Pootie.
Pootie Tang turns out to be fine
Tang Father will be very proud Pootie has everything - hit records, movies...
magazine cover, luxury car...
famous friends, beautiful custom-made clothes...
and women, women, women.
Through everything, I was there by his side That's me Truck
And that's my man, Pootie Tang.
Great celebrities, ass-kickin 'crime fighter...
and role models for children
Pootie Tang has a message...
for American children...
so you better wapatah for eating bammies:
Pootie says cigarettes and fast food Burgers are bad like netatai.
Don't drink malt liquor because you don't need it because you're okay
Sa da tay. Also, eat all your vegetables...
and don't bang dillies.
That's Frank, The right golfer Dick Lecter.
So what do we care about?
We care because he made this
People have made PSA for years. There is no difference.
Eddie, hit me with that number
Since the beginning PSA Pootie Tang campaign...
Burger Lecter sales are down 30%...
Lecter cigarettes down 20%...
and whiskey lecters...
almost out of business
For the first time, someone gets for these children, and it kills us.
This kills us.
Hello, Mr. Lecter.
Yes sir.
I'm telling you, man, Pootie Tang is one of the bad brothers.
That's J.B. and Lacey. We made a Pootie crew.
Pootie Tang will draw you how will he kick your ass...
then send it to you ten days before
Picture gets there right?
You go, "What is this?"
Then Pootie Tang knocks on the door door, right kicks your ass...
You have that right. He is a kick-ass artist.
Know what I say? He likes Da Vinci who kicked his butt.
That sounds good. Pootie Tang, Da Vinci who kicked the ass.
You can do it write it down from your tax
That's right. You arrived here, number one ass-whooping...
ass-whooping number two.
This is here, you can't write it die. It was just beaten.
I also want to add that Pootie Tang Can kick ass too, kid.
- We only talk about you - Alright, Pootie Tang!
Pootie Tang, you go to Biggie Shorty party tomorrow, man?
I think you are surprised, who is Biggie Shorty?
I'm Biggie Shorty.
Let me tell you about me and Pootie Tang.
Since the day we met, I know Pootie is my person.
I know everything I have to do is to wait...
and one day all that crap will follow with Pootie...
and he will be mine
Hey, man, you go to Biggie Shorty party tomorrow, man?
Ranacan.
- We'll have a party tomorrow, man - There will be prostitutes there
You are right. You are right. Respect Woman. Respect the women.
- Look at that car! - Damn the car is big!
And long like an old snake
Man, the car is so big, it has its own sky
Yes, that's too big.
- Keep running. - Yes, Sir.
Hiya, fellas.
- It's a bit hot for hootenanny, huh? - Did you hear that?
Hootenanny what is it is it hootenanny?
I'm looking for for Pootie Tang
Pootie Tang? What do you want with Pootie Tang?
I need to talk to him.
All right, look, Pootie.
I am a representative of Lecter Corp. Do you know what that is?
Large. Well, Dick Lecter...
CEO, your mind, from Lecter Corp., he likes you.
He likes you, Pootie, and he wants to make you rich, rich.
I have a contract here for Pootie to support.
Tasty Heavy Cattle Chunk Chunk.
Very delicious. This product is amazing . Children love it.
And children love you. We just want to put it together.
That's kanapan to semachai
I didn't even tell you how much it was, Pootie.
Twenty million rupiah to enter with us in just one year.
Oh, what are you saying, Pootie?
I have to say it nay-no, brother
- Wa-da-î - Wa-da-tah?
What do you think about nay- to 20 million? Why?
Maybe Pootie doesn't want to enter because he knows you're full of it
Yes. First of all, he knows cereal is full of sugar.
And number two, that's not all that you sell.
You sell cigarettes, whiskey, Burger Bad Time, switchblades.
This also says here that you will no longer have Pootie doing PSA's...
telling children to eat healthy and be smart
Well, sure, exclusivity goes without saying
I'm sure your ugly intentions go without saying
Take a walk, human money.
Look, dami me, Pootie Tang is not -da-tah to shama sapi...
Because it is the name cama leepa-chaiii, dig
Hey, Tang, for you, they're kids. For me, they are dollar signs.
Close your grill Sa da tay!
Ah, man!
You are funny, man You are a funny person You are a wild boy Pootie slaps it feels out of Frank's mouth Oh, man, that's Funny to us.
But there is one person who doesn't laugh at all.
Pootie Tang goes there and makes everyone love her.
He told them not to buy my product.
He stole from me.
And what should I do?
I say take my money Here. Take. Well. Hah?
And he said no.
I think you are wondering, who's this bitch here?
That's lreenie, Dick Lecter's main adhesive...
and the most dangerous women on the planet
Now, he doesn't see it, But he can bring people down.
I know what made Pootie Tang...
check, click, tick
That's cool Alright.
Cut the drum too.
Everything's gone now, Pootie. What do you want to do?
Lepa Time
What's in his mind?
We start from the beginning, I guess
Pootie knows what Pootie is doing.
This will be good.
Okay, Pootie, I'll play back the level of how you set it.
There are no instruments, no vocals, no levels, everything is silent
Set to me. Bloody.
Pootie doesn't need words. You don't even need music.
We got a hit, honey I like that. Everyone seems to like it.
But now I have something I know you all will like it.
We got the world premiere from Pootie Tang...
and you know it will happen out of this world
That's right. 'Because you all liked the last recording...
"Sine Your Pitty in the Windmill."
The new one is called--
So let's listen to the new one The note by Pootie Tang is called -
From Pootie Tang.
Oh yeah.
Damn, this is good! This is good!
Man, Pootie finished doing it again!
Pootie is too good! Pootie is too good!
Turn off the sound, damn it!
Legendary Pootie Tang has done it again with the new song--
It's been considered one of the biggest hits of all time.
- This is the previous scene... - Oh, you're fine
as fans of mobling Pootie Tang on the streets...
many say they have never heard of it an artist is profound...
since AIB. Sure.
I love you!
Pootie is exploding now.
We talk big. I mean, we speak '"makarena" large
We talked big electric slides.
We talk to Bentley and drink big Crys...
Girls in big thongs bikini.
Everyone wants a piece of Pootie. Do you think I'm playing?
This is it, honey. Come on. Wake up here
Aiight!
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
We have Pootie Tang at home tonight
Come on, Pootie. Come on.
I want you to sing a song with me
Beloved.
I love you, Pootie Tang. Cursing.
That is a shane stone, my tellie
I am m
Fall in love with you
Because you are my man is so right
Tippi tai in my city
And me
Oh yeah
Thinking only of you
Because you moved me really right
Around me
I understand your feelings
Everything to me, baby I got you I have you dear
Wow, yes, yes
On my sweaty dees
Above my king's
I'm crying pooster I'm crying pooster Pootie Tang on tonight together
I love you. I want you.
Oh, take me with you Please, Pootie.
Pootie, please. Please.
Wait! Oh! Pootie!
Wait!
Oh, Pootie, I love you.
I want you. I love you, Pootie.
Please!
Don't leave me here in my loneliness
Give something to a girl!
That's not true.
She's fine! Why did Pootie miss it?
Because he's crazy. Look at the woman, licking milk from the bowl.
Oh, Pootie Tang, you're going to Sine it's Pitty Pootie Tang
- Alright! - Bata shane, my dillie?
Same as usual, baby.
You come tomorrow
We will have a party!
Talking about all sisters and me.
You will be there
Alright, Pootie!
Hey, young boys.
Hey, look at him, man.
young woman
Pull, man. Interesting.
Interesting!
What do you want?
- do you want something? - Yes, honey, I want it
What do you want?
I want you to do it both of us.
How much?
Hello dear, What's your problem?
Only because a girl likes to dress fancy...
and stand on the corner of the street close to prostitutes...
Do you automatically think he is linking?
No?
No, I don't want to.
I'm a woman, You are an oily bastard
Oh yeah! Pootie Tang and his men are here!
Yo, man, Biggie Shorty party exclusive, man
They don't let anyone at Biggie Shorty's party.
They got a line around the block. Nobody, man.
Do you know what? Nothing we know Can enter this party, man.
They don't let light in. They don't let electricity enter.
They don't let water enter. They don't let air in
The air will go, "Man, I'm on the air. I'm on the list. Let me enter."
And they won't let the air in. And you know the air is going everywhere.
That's how exclusive Biggie Shorty's party is
You know what else It's hard to enter.
I hate you!
Go, trucky Go, trucky
Go, trucky Beautiful girl Beautiful girl
Where did you go, son?
Pootie, you are the sexiest bastard on God's green earth
- Yeah. - I said that.
One day I'll catch me A piece of yourself
- Sepatown - Sepatown, my ass You will be in from bed with me someday.
You marked my words, You are skinny, an amazing man
Beautiful girl
Sexy!
Beautiful girl Beautiful girl
How is a woman? got to you anyway?
This is like state secrets.
How to sleep Pootie Tang.
Fleeing him He doesn't want your mess.
What did I tell you, Pootie.
One day you will meet your compatibility with women
One day you will meet Darth Vader from T. and A.
Some women will kick your butt and love you to death...
and then you will be lying in the trash
done knocked to death by the dark side of love.
And on that day, Pootie...
I will be there.
And I will make sweet love for you Sexy girl
- Damn man. - Oh I'm sorry.
I think he's someone else, man I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, man. Forgive me.
Cursing. I don't understand your name, am I?
Cursing. Do I know you?
Do you want me to pull your feet off?
- Sorry? - You want to know?
I can enjoy it. I can only enjoy it.
I can enjoy it. You know, I can only enjoy it.
Shut up!
Okay, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute!
Look here. Call me sissy, But you have to stop, baby.
You tear me apart. You killed me - Do you want me to stop? - Okay, I do it.
Okay then, you tell me something
- What do you want to know? - What's the secret of Pootie?
I can't tell you that
Now, I will never do it Punchie Tang hurts.
But as I said, Ireenie knows how to break a brother.
- I can't tell you that - You can't All right.
Okay wait. I will tell you.
I will tell you. I will tell you.
This is the belt. This is the belt.
This is magical.
He can kick anyone's ass with that damn belt
Yes. Give your money, you like asshole pants...
or I will keep this inside you inside.
Now, in my
Hey, I'm not your dami. Now, give me my money I know you understand Hey, I told you to retreat!
Pootie, the craziest thing just happened to me
I'm at the club, man. I - Pootie, look out.
Bang! Bang! Bang!
Pootie? Everything is under control?
Kayed a brother, di.
Kayed a brother, di!
I'm a shame!
Oh, it hurts Pootie to kill a man...
but he knows he has to do it
But it hurts him so badly...
to correct that error
My man is Pootie Tang!
Back on Bettie Tai!
Back bettie tai!
Back on Bettie Tai!
Hey, alright, my dami.
Why didn't Trucky tell Pootie He told all of his business to Ireenie?
Just run his mouth.
I think when I saw a man being brought back from the dead...
you forgot nonsense
Or maybe you just got stupid.
Stop the movie Remember when Daddy Tang told the little Pootie--
Don't let the women come between you and the belt.
Now, what you forgot to forget to say Pootie is only about its weaknesses:
ho.
Even the Pootie Tang belt Not suitable for Ireenie.
You can't beat ho 'with a belt. They like that nonsense.
I'm sorry. Is my wagon crashing into a cart?
I am very sorry about that.
Am I hurting you?
Oh, what is dragging.
Again, I...
very sorry!
Pootie, you will do something for me
Will you do something? for Ireenie
Sign of your beautiful name
That sign
He signed it.
Oh, my God.
Sign it Good work, Ireenie.
You're a fucking genius, honey "I, Pootie Tang, gave up for Lecter Corp...
all rights to my image and appearance."
Oh, yes, yes.
"I will wholeheartedly support it all Lecter Corp products...
and will do our best to ensure children in the world...
the above all clean, safe...
and must be purchased and used by all of them. "
No, no tippi tais, no.
No no. You are part of a corporation, just like us
I thought you could stay out of it, huh?
Congratulations on joining, Pootie Tang.
Did you see for something, my friend
Are you? I've got everything now.
Today's shocking news as loved by Pootie Tang has agreed to support...
some controversial products for Lecter Corp....
the famous giant company
Yo, fellas, something on TV about Pootie Tang
Even my children, humans, look up for him. Do you know what I mean?
They don't even look at Dad as they see him.
But now since he crossed, man, I'm a little -
my little man approached me the other day and like...
"Man, how can he do that? That bullshit, man?
- that--" I looked at him like, "Whoa."
Pootie Tang has made my children cry. I will not support it anymore.
Lecter Corp effectively has the name Pootie Tang...
its image and all copyrights that go along with it The Tang agreed to advertise supporting our sneakers...
food and cigarette products, whiskey, mace, switchblades...
rat poison.
Lecter, Can we have a statement -
You know, Biggie Shorty, I have to say...
I always have a high opinion from Pootie Tang
But what is the situation now, not only has he been sold out...
he is scratching the bottom of the barrel.
Pootie Tang was drugged by that crazy Ireenie.
- Don't you watch the film? - And that's what bothered me.
He's out there telling kids not to go to school...
to eat fast food, to do drugs
This is not my Pootie Tang I think I know and I usually admire.
- He will never tell the children. - you deny
He's out there doing shit for his own reputation.
- You don't know Pootie Tang. - I don't know Pootie Tang?
Trust me, I know Pootie Tang...
and this is not Tang Pootie I think I know.
I think a tall man will make more sense...
rather than falling to not mess like that
Look, this is all falling apart.
The man is usually admired by people from all walks of life.
And do you know what?
If the world is going to fall This mess is about my Tang Pootie...
then maybe the world don't deserve Pootie Tang.
What do you think of Pootie Tang? Needs at this time in his life?
He only needs a few from my good lover...
and he will be fine - You see. - I hope you are right
- I know I'm right - Yeah, we'll see.
- Right.
- Watch. - I'll.
Pootie Tang is messed up.
- Punk punk - Sold out.
- Look at him. Damn, Pootie! - Get a job, you bum
Get together, man. Pootie looks like who did it and ran
Pootie turns to the only woman who can help her
Poor Pootie Tang.
It's okay. Mama has you
It's okay.
Biggie Shorty's will take care of you.
Don't worry Will have sex with you too, you know
Finally.
Are you sure Have to go, Pootie?
Yes.
That's very embarrassing.
You are the best part of human that I have ever had You know, you can just stay here and live between my breasts...
for the rest of your life.
Pootie must be a flittie tai, Biggie Shorty.
Humans must do it, I guess.
As long as you leave they cannot make you no longer advertise.
Where did you go?
What do I say I'm a little farmhouse outside Greenville
That's my mama. Not much, but no one lives there.
You go there, find yourself
But then you come back to me, okay
That's good, honey.
Give me some of the donkeys more time before you hit the road.
Man, I hate prison. The prison sucks.
I think it should be.
Do you have anything for me?
Oh, this is some fine dirt. This is good shit.
You know I will connect you
Man, I hate these bastards
They make me take a shower every day.
They never let me be dirty. I need to be dirty I'm Dirty Dee, shit!
You will get dirty again soon. I promise.
That's Pootie Tang.
He must be stopped.
I'm the one who has to stop it. Pootie damn Tang!
You will, you must You will, you must
Thank you.
Pootie heads to the farm. I want to go with him.
- I want to go with you, brother - Everything is my fault Pootie, everything that happened, man, that's all my fault
- I told bad things about him. - I tell you all about you.
- He only uses it against him. - And he only uses it against you
- I'm sorry - I'm sorry, friend I'm sorry.
- It killed me - It killed me - Only do it for the ass. - Only do it for the buttocks.
That's deri-teri all dinie, huh?
- I feel like he saved my life. - Pootie, man, I just feel like...
You saved my life.
- And I messed things up. - Now I'm messing things up.
- I want him to forgive me - Can you forgive me, man?
You are my main damie, man
Not a bad tammie between us.
- I wonder if he meant it. - you mean
- I am a Baino Denny. - I want to go with him.
Can I go to the farm with you?
OK!
Alright! Me and Pootie go to the farm
I'm looking forward for this farm life
Enough city for me.
Yes, this is true What we need, Pootie.
Live from fat from the ground, work hard
Agriculture, agriculture, agriculture. I can't wait, man.
I can't wait.
We will milk the cow.
Get all the milk.
Two percent, fat free.
Skim milk All of that, man Chocolate milk.
I don't need no television, cappuccino...
partying all night
I want some blisters in my hand, some sweat on my back That's what I want.
Dirt!
Oh man. My pants. Oh man! My damn pants Alright. Agriculture, agriculture, agriculture.
This is not the problem, man. This isn't cool, man.
Dirty shoes, dirty pants...
dirty clothes, musty, bad smell.
This is hotter than the camel trumpet here, man
And mosquitoes all over my shirt. I can't do it, man.
Whose dog is this dog? follow me around
Whose dog is that? You don't know who the dog is.
It can be anyone's dog. It's too hot.
You know you are hot
I don't want to leave Pootie...
but I'm not trying to hear it all that survival bullshit.
Outback, my ass I need comfort, man.
On the other hand, Pootie lovin 'every minute.
He is rejuvenated. Do you hear that? Rejuvenated
He was "rejuvenated" before, is missing...
and start "rejuvenated" again.
Rejuvenated
And when Pootie was planted the first corn stalk...
she's happy.
Too bad, if you ask me. It's only corn.
But that's what he needs to divert his mind from the problem.
Displayed in the crown city.
Mornin '.
- Hi daddy. - Not now, Stacy, baby.
There is a new friend in this city. He is coming here soon.
Is that so?
So maybe you can marry him, that's how it is.
Ah, Daddy!
Oh come on. Cut the crap, Stacy.
Here it comes.
Yes. Hey there.
You can full alright
This is my daughter here.
Stacy.
Dillie in...
damiaku
And he is the performer, is not it? Hah?
God, you smell
Thank you.
I want to talk to you about Pootie Tang
You mean the public enemy number one in my world.
Right?
We learn what we are. can be addictive We took our burgers and pumped them up so full of MSG...
which people can't even feel real food again
Today American children don't eat because they are hungry They eat because they have to get it Burger Lecter again
You see, I have the name Pootie.
She's mine. I don't need him to sell my product again...
because I have thousands of them throughout the country
I will only give them clothing and recording this training.
And remember, when making public appearances...
Pootie Tang is always struts like this
Next week we open a new brand national burger chain stand.
Bad burgers at Pootie.
Actually, the only thing that could mess up our little party...
is if the true Pootie appears.
But it's not good enough.
- I want him dead - Yeah.
I want to put the bitch in own land, but I'm not magical.
I've tried that Pootie for years.
He imprisoned or offended all of my sons. What is left is Froggy.
Nobody knows where Pootie is.
I know where he is.
I have people everywhere, baby
No one can hide from an American company.
And so far like how to defeat it...
Maybe this will help.
Hello.
- Hello - Uh oh. Look at this.
Remember him That's Stacy, the sheriff's daughter He has tried to get his butt married since he was 12 years old.
Hello? Is there anyone here?
Why-- Forgive me, l--
Well, I made you pie...
cake.
Do you want the cake?
I know I'm not beautiful or...
or section
You might like -
a sexy girl, right?
Baby...
I will regret you on the windy Kine.
Now, look, that's what makes Pootie Tang a real hero.
He can't stand up and see a woman doesn't love her alone.
He will put her in love.
Now, I say I just gave it a a compliment Hey, I like your shoes. Have you got a job?
Girl, what are you doing in ' with your hair
But what do I say...
I will only buy this hero bullshit but many times.
Meanwhile...
back to the big city, all hell has gone, you two.
I'm talking about dealin drugs ', drug usin'...
Shakin's spoils......
too many fucking TVs...
drinkin ', people eat too much, gettin' all fat and careless...
fightin ', children outside school, does anyone read...
people act stupid straight.
And corporate America only loves it.
Look at them. It's a party now.
Since he left, it just changed. Everything just goes crazy, man.
Everyone loses their mind and what doesn't.
Pootie Tang, You shouldn't do this.
You have to go back to town, where you are
Return to the farm, the worst happens
Pootie Tang's cornstalk died.
And for the third time in his life...
Pootie lost the only one That was important to him.
First the family, then the belt, and now the corn is dead.
Farm life makes Pootie crazy.
He must have lost his mind. Look at him.
kneeling, crying on a piece of corn
Not even popcorn. Ordinary pesky corn
Pootie Tang has lost all hope...
and it will take the magic to bring it back
Here, Pootie.
Hey, watch the leaves.
- Father? - You're right I'm your father Pootie, what did you do in ' run away from your problem?
Do I teach you like that?
Hey, don't mumble, kid!
Pootie, my child Mama Di.
Pootie, you're a good person. I am so proud of you.
You have so much love in you, and you can give it like a gift.
Your father wrongly told you to keep it like a secret.
- What was that? - Shut up!
- woman! - You're stupid corn!
Teach the world right from wrong...
but love the world at the same time.
That's the key.
Where is your belt, kid? You let some girls get your belt.
You let women get your belt. I know it will happen.
Now you're done getting lost all your confidence
I will tell you something, no there is nothing special about that belt.
I bought it in Piggly Wiggly for 95 cents
You don't need the belt You get good in your heart.
Now you need to go there and take it and kick some donkeys.
Hey, don't mumble, kid!
Now, go there, _ take that kindness...
and teach the world right from the wrong
Now, git!
I, uh--
I think maybe you and me There is something to talk about, huh?
I, uh--
I understand you and Stacy are there...
get to know each other, huh?
Are you a little time there
Yes.
That's great!
Well, partner, when is the wedding, huh?
Like I said...
I am sure that I will be very proud to have you for my son-in-law.
What's the matter?
What are you doing here?
Do you know these people?
I came to call you out, bitch maggot-eatin
You don't come one, but lots of tine tanies.
Okay, I got a little help from my friend Now, listen here, fellas, we don't want any problems here
Why not? keep going, huh?
- What, Hop together? -Just back from there, young man.
- I'm the sheriff of this area here. - Damn it! Hold it! Hold it!
Turn it over Back. Back. Let me see it one more time!
I'm a sheriff from this county.
Oh! It must hurt his ass! I know he is embarrassed.
Slap him like a bitch!
Ooh, you shouldn't have done that
He did messed around and made Pootie Tang angry, baby.
Come on, Pootie!
Question: Where do you think -
Wait! Hold it! Wait, Pootie!
City of Capa, my ass!
Oh, you're not so bad now, Are you?
Guess, um, slap it like a bastard, huh?
Yes.
Now...
As I said -
I'm looking for Pootie high and low...
Then I finally remembered He was on the farm.
I've been talking about agriculture all this time How do I forget? He's on that damn farm
Anyway, I got there just in time.
Oh, Pootie, you have to do it Back to town now too.
- What is dabble? - There is a wedding here
Man, they use your face , man
They make you sell products even when you're not there
I'm talking about cigarettes, man.
And look. Malt liquor Pootie Tang malt liquor?
They got all of these Pootie couples.
Do you know what I'm saying? Hawkin 'this is all bullshit.
And everyone thinks that's you, man, really.
Return to town and leave it Everyone knows the truth, man.
Come on!
Alright, Pootie Tang!
I am not the type of marriage. I did not make my bed.
I leave the toilet seat all the time. I'm one -
Oh, but that's right though a beautiful woman Pootie Tang and I'm very happy to open this...
Tang Pootie first Restaurant Burger Bad Time.
Right, Pootie?
Sa da tay.
Understand?
Man, it's not Pootie Tang. That's Doodie Tang.
You know, it's not Pootie Tang either.
I know it's not Pootie Tang!
I just said it wasn't Pootie Tang!
This is Doodie Tang! Shut up!
Sepatown, type tais.
This is it. Sepatown, type tais.
- Oh, Christ - Hey, that's Pootie Tang.
Date.
Don't pay attention. It's nobody.
This is Pootie Tang here.
Yes. I'm Pootie.
Now, pat, my hammy.
Rinatine, my American.
Coola maybe, I ca--
Do you think you've solved the problem? Well, guess again.
Look, I have more Pooties from you, Pootie.
You are not late, but there are a few in number.
And tomorrow tomorrow be so many Pooties out there...
You won't care.
He is not alone, Mr. Rich Man. I'm here too
Grumbling!
Come on. Let's leave here.
You see my donkey
You bastard won't go anywhere!
Bye-bye, Bad Time!
Alright! I have them, Pootie!
Pootie Tang is back!
I have to say no, my brother.
What will you do now, Pootie?
We will get married.
Yes.
And that's how it happened.
Pootie Tanggot, and Biggie Shorty got the man.
But not before he was dealt with one small part of the business.
Ireenie left Dick Lecter.
He now works for the city, adolescent counseling ho.
Dick Lecter left the American company.
He is not a female actor who appeared in tour companies...
from Wesley Snipes' Murder at 1 600 - Musical.
Dirty Dee is still dirty because he's Dirty Dee, damn it!
Man, it's hot today!
Ooh, it's hot here, man. Today is hot!
You know, it's hot out.
Yes, I just said that. I say it's hot here, man.
Yeah, you know, it's hot too.
Yes, that's why I said that, man! It's hot here!
I know. I'm just saying it's hot too.
Lacey still gets on JB's nerve.
And he also began to feel annoyed.
And for me, Trucky--
- Oh, shit! My Lasagna! - What?
Oh, shit, truck!
I can't believe you're burning lasagna again!
What am I like? I'm not Chef Boyardee!
You have burned items since days -
You know, it's the longest pesky movie clip I've ever seen.
But again, your is Pootie Tang.
Nah, sa da tay.
Exactly. Pootie Tang, It's been a biddie to have you.
Bob, I'm dabe ba samie, brother I'm sorry. What was that?
Cole - My Cole on the panny sty.
what the hell are you talking about?
Oh, cole me down on the panny sty!
Alright! Thank you, Pootie Tang! Thank you, Pootie!
Oh, I love her! I like Pootie Tang!
Oh, she's so hot! He is very sexy! I like Pootie!
Oh, I love you, Pootie!
Cutting!
Pootie gets all Grammy because she's Pootie Tang.
- Yes, he is great. - I don't think he is so great.
Uh-oh, girl Uh-oh, now. Pootie has you now
Pootie wants to make an order for you now, girl!
Oh, girl, the phone is flashing red!
It's over for you now, honey It's over for you now You know it's over
He managed to get you on the radar, baby. Pootie has you now, son!
The telephone is red ringin ', honey The red telephone is cool'. Red telephone--
Humans must do it, I guess.
I guess as long as you leave, they can't make you do a movie again
- Oh! No more films. - Let's do that line again
I will sine your pitty on the windy Kine.
We don't like there is no problem around here, you know
A quiet city.
You look fine.
It's a bit weird, isn't it
That's my panny, on.
Good...
Yeah dear, it's time to be dirty I can't hear a word you say Because I wear earplugs, my man.
But I will try something. Yes!
Explosion! There he is. And everyone runs away!
Run, run, run, run, run!
No, Pootie stays!
dear, I'll be sine your pitty...
on runny...
Man! Pootie Tang done it again!
7-0-2
On the dance floor, shake your things It's okay, okay
If you think you are Pootie Tangin '
On the dance floor, shake your things It's okay, okay
Pootie is the caller player Stackin 'anything' but paper
- He brought the mack with a taste of - Always playing '
When he goes kickin 'and clubbin' or when he's with bb bumpin '
He knows the women They love him Pootie Tangin '
And he saw this in his eyes like me was his number one gift
But still he keeps calm
So, when you do what you want Do it like Pootie Tang
He hangs for a while We know him
If you think you are Pootie Tangin '
On the dance floor, shake your things It's okay, okay
If you think you are Pootie Tangin '
On the dance floor, shake your things It's okay, okay
If you think you are Pootie Tangin '
On the dance floor, shake your things It's okay, alright
If you think you are Pootie Tangin '
On the dance floor, shake your things It's okay, okay
Pootie, you know You are one million You speak ' what you feel
And now you have caught me I will
Want to breathe air that you breathe '
Should we tell the reason? I think I'm what you need '
Come on, baby, let's go up Just want to be by your side Have a feeling like this is my job To let you share my world Just want to be your girl
Because I like the road you are crying, pootie
If you think you are Pootie Tangin '
On the dance floor, shake your things It's okay, okay
If you think you are Pootie Tangin '
On the dance floor, shake your things It's okay, okay
If you think you are Pootie Tangin '
On the dance floor, shake your things It's okay, okay
If you think you are Pootie Tangin '
On the dance floor, shake your things It's okay, okay
Wow, you killed me Ooh, he's Pootie Tangin '
If you think you are Pootie Tangin '
On the dance floor, shake your things It's okay, okay
If you think you are Pootie Tangin '
On the dance floor, shake your things It's okay, okay
If you think you are Pootie Tangin '
On the dance floor, shake your things It's okay, okay
If you think you are Pootie Tangin '
On the dance floor, shake your things It's okay, okay
If you think you are Pootie Tangin '
On the dance floor, shake your things It's okay, okay
If you think you are Pootie Tangin '
On the dance floor, shake your things It's okay, okay
If you think you are Pootie Tangin '
On the dance floor, shake your things It's okay, okay
If you think you are Pootie Tangin '
On the dance floor, shake your things It's okay, alright