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You ever spend a week driving cross-country
in an '82 Jeep with bald tires,
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bad shocks... and worst of all,
no air-conditioning.
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Ordinarily that would suck!
Especially during a heat wave.
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But when you're with
someone like Julia.
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Oh, sorry honey.
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Those things don't matter. Even if your
butt-cheeks are stuck to the seat.
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Anyway, 4 years ago we arrived in L.A.
With a U-Haul full of stuff and
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my head full of plans.
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First... Live together,
in harmoniously, mutually fulfilling bliss.
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Second... Become admired and revered in the
high-powered world of entertainment law.
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Third. Make a ton of money.
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It all seemed perfectly do-able.
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Hey, slow down!
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What's that sound?
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Well that's convenient, if we're
in a rush, freeway's right there.
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Look Terri said it was the best
she could find on such short notice.
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Well it is a month to month.
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Close your eyes.
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Go ahead.
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Sounds like a waterfall
at sunset.
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Or whales, humping.
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What do you say we christen
this place properly.
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How about the kitchen counter?
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- Cat got your tongue?
- Well I hope not for your sake.
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Not that I want to stop right now.
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But I'd thought you'd like to know
how we wound up here at Chez Flamingo.
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We met while I was finishing law school,
and she was graduating college.
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Man, I remember that
dress. Pink flowers...
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I wish I was a bumblebee right now.
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Okay, I'll talk to you Sunday.
Say goodbye to mom for me.
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Oh yeah, take a picture pal!
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The short guy is my rommate, Danny.
Believe it or not, he's now a CEO.
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Excuse me...
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Sorry.
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Wow, it looks like you
really worked on that.
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Didn't stop you from moving it.
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How much you want
for the fridge?
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Don't even think about it, she's been going
out with Trey Reynolds for like, a year.
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I don't know.
She was smiling at me.
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- Believe me, she was in my marketing
class last year. - Really?
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Come on, she wouldn't even know
who I am. Let me tell you something...
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...the only shot you have of getting
that girl,
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is if she were to hit her head, wake up,
and think you were her boyfriend.
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Man, she's still not home.
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This girl's hard to find. I circled the quad
3 times today, trying to bump into her.
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Why don't you circle the library,
she's there now.
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Native to the dwindling
rain forests...
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...of Southeast Asia, Gibbons are considered
to be among the worlds greatest acrobats.
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What do you think?
Obsession, or Contradiction?
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What are you, sixteen?
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Yeah this from a guy who eats Captain Crunch
Berries 4 times a day. Contradiction.
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They have the ability to swing
from tree to tree,
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50 feet apart with speeds
up to 35 miles per hour.
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Don't you have a final?
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Hey...
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You're the one selling
the refrigerator.
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Oh yeah, the sign poacher.
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- I'm Drew.
- Hi Drew.
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- Marketing Major, right?
- Communications.
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That was my second guess.
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I was just going to go take a little break.
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You want a coffee or muffin?
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I really need to finish this.
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How about having dinner
with me Thursday night?
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You just fly right in
there, don't ya'?
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Look, I have a boyfriend.
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Tell him to bring
someone, we can double.
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And the Whippoorwill
tends to her young.
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- How'd it go?
- It didn't.
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Should have used the Obsession.
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I don't want to say I
told you so.
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Okay, fuck... I do want to say
I told you so. I told you so!
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- Yeah, hi, I'd like to order something
to go. - What are you getting?
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Nothing for you. I'm going back.
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You like that
punishment don't you?
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I left Danny with his
monkey and forged ahead.
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I figured out of all the signs
posted on that bulletin board...
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...there had to be a reason
why I covered up hers.
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Hey, maybe our
signs were a sign?
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I was sitting in my room...
...and I hear this voice whisper...
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Picnic.
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So then I'm thinking, well if I can't
get her to come to dinner with me...
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...then I'm just going to have
to bring dinner to her.
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- I'm pretty sure we're not allowed to have
food... - Oh I'm positive we're not allowed.
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Well I hope you brought
enough for everybody.
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Let's start over.
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I'm Drew.
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Julia.
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- And you? - My sister Terri works
for this law firm in L.A.
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She got me this job there
while I study for the Bar.
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- When do you start?
- 2 weeks after graduation.
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How come in tennis,
"love" means nothing.
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Why are the first 2 points worth 15
and the third point is only worth 10?
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I should get back.
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Okay.
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So what do you say
we do this again Thursday night?
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- You are very persistent.
- I just know what I want.
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- Pick you up at 7?
- I really can't.
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7:30?
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Look, you seem really nice.
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And I'm truly flattered.
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Look, Julia. I'm not looking to complicate
your life. I just hate to eat alone.
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- Nothing's going to come of it.
- Okay.
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Moisture and consistency are
the key to the toppings.
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See, you can get away with walnuts and cookie
dough because they balance each other out.
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- You spend a lot of time thinking
about this, do you? - A fair amount.
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- So, what's the worst combo.
- Ohh, hot fudge and a fruit sauce.
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See there's no crunch in there
and you've got two sauces.
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- I like hot fudge and fruit sauce. - You're
right, nothing is going to come of this.
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Okay, one vanilla with walnut and cookie
dough... And one with Heath Crunchand Oreo.
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- You guys need lids?
- I don't even need a spoon.
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You don't usually
show someone your impression
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of the Roadrunner on the first date.
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But for some reason, with Julia,
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I felt I could expose myself and she would
still respect me in the morning.
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In fact she liked it so much
we did it twice.
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Wallet.
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Keys.
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Thanks.
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Yeah, thanks for tonight.
I had a good time.
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Me too.
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Night...
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Did you see that smile?
Let's go back.
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I could look at this over and over again.
I mean, how cute is she?
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I remember thinking, she's
so great! Life is great!
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That tree is great! These pants are
great! The moon is...
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You know, I'm not thrilled
about living with my parents.
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But it's just until I get settled.
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It'll probably be
a year at most. I mean...
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...I'd rather live in Tribeca,
but Fifth Avenue's, alright...
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I mean, at least I have the whole
bottom floor to myself.
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What is wrong with you?
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- I'm sorry, Trey. I...
- This is an Armani!
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Can we have some club
soda, please?
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- That was balsamic vinaigrette,
Julia. - I'm sorry.
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Julia?
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Drew, Hi.
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What are you doing here?
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Umm... I just had dinner.
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I'm Danny by the way.
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Julia. You were
in my marketing class, last year.
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Yes I was.
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' Slot to go.
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I can see.
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- You guys need a ride?
- No... -Okay.
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So how are things going
with you two?
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Hi.
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Hey. How'd you know I was here?
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- Look, I'm sorry about last night.
- You told me you were seeing him.
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I was seeing him.
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- Was?
- Well,
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I'm going back to
Chicago next month.
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What about Platter?
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Trey is going to be
an investment banker in New York.
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It was bound to end
sooner or later.
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I'm going to miss you.
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- Me too.
- I wish you were coming with me.
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Well I'm going to visit
you during Christmas.
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I don't want you to come visit.
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Come with me.
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- What are you talking about?
- Move... to L.A. with me.
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- I move into my apartment,
Saturday. - I know.
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- I start work in a week, Drew.
- I know.
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- We've only known each other for 2 months.
- Yeah, and 3 days, look I know...
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...all the reasons to say no, but
I've never felt this with anyone.
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Ahh... I mean
my parents would kill me.
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Drew, do you have any idea how
hard it is to get a job at Leo Burnett?
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Jules', there's tons of
ad agencies in L.A.
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I'm sure we'll be able to find you
something just as good out there.
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Maybe even better!
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This is crazy!
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I will do, everything
I can to make you happy.
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I love you.
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Come with me.
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Well now you're up to speed.
And just like that... we were in L.A.
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Emotionally, intellectually... sexually.
We were firing on all cylinders.
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Except for the occasional speedbump.
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- Are you sure it slipped off?
- Trust me, it fell off.
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- What?
- I think I know where it is.
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Well, get it out!
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- Okay, this is embarassing.
- I don't know, it's kinda fun.
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Yeah well how about moving it along.
You're not touring the Great Barrier Reef.
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The Thomas Guide is quite old.
If you're looking for a street...
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...it tells you what page it's on
and where to find it.
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- God dang it!
- What?
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I forgot to take my
Ginkgo Biloba.
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You ever meet someone who lived
in L.A. just a little too long?
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Anyway, the pages always fall out,
so whatever you do,
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you don't want to lose page 632.
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Everything major's on 632.
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Oh, that's my car buddy for driving alone.
Especially at night. But lookie here...
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- In there, the gift basket is your
housewarming present. - Thanks.
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So it's right there, you never know.
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- Did you notice the man in the
leather jacket by the ceral? - No.
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My God... I think he's
following us. The red Corvette.
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- Are you sure, I don't think so. - Well
we'll just have to find out, won't we?
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Alright leather man!
You wanna play!
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We'll play! Hang on!
Hang on!
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- Oh Jesus! It's him!
- Oh my God!
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Open the door, come on!
Come on! Hurry! Hurry!
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Go! Go! Go!
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- Close the door!
- Hey! Can you hold it...
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Back off A-hole!
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What the Hell is wrong with you...
I'm Lenny Steinberg! I live here!
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- I'll get you a new one.
- There's no rush.
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I'm gonna kick your ass.
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Hi! I'm Elyse Steinberg.
You must be Drew and Terri.
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- What a cutie pie! How old?
- He's 8 months.
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Oh come in. Come in.
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- I'm so sorry about your husband.
- Oh please. He's fine.
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Hey... Oh look, mangos!
We love mangos.
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Look honey they brought
us a fruit basket.
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Lenny loves fruit. He loves all kind of
food actually. Don't you Lenny.
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Don't, you're mining it.
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Don't play with the fruit,
put it back in there.
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My first day working
for Louis Carbonelli.
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One of thee most powerful
entertainment lawyers in Hollywood.
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You see the names
on the wall in stainless steel.
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Drew Curtis was going up there next.
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- Hi, I'm Drew.
- Katute.
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- Gazunhidt.
- Oh that's original.
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Louis is expecting you.
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I need to see
the net-profit definition.
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You sold it, don't buy it back!
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The lace of money
is the root of all evil.
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Also, I want a clause guaranteeing there'll
be no other contingent compensation...
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...without our prior approval.
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Good.
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I used to be able to "walk the dog"
when I was a kid. Now I suck.
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You want the fudge swirl
or the peanut butter?
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- Excuse me?
- Cookies!
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My niece belongs
to some girls club.
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- I don't know how I got stuckselling
these fucking cookies. - Oh yeah, sure.
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- Fudge swirls. I'll take a box.
- Right.
235
00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:45,240
Shit I'm out of the fudgies.
Katute! More swirls!
236
00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:48,131
- Peanut butter's fine.
- You sure?
237
00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,441
Great. 86 the swirls!
238
00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,443
You can pay Katute
on the way out.
239
00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:01,726
Louis, Marty Gomez on 2.
240
00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,685
Ahh... C.B.!
241
00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,730
What do you call that microscopic
shit at the bottom of the pond?
242
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,843
Pond scum?
243
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:16,924
No, no, no...
That's at the top.
244
00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,287
I don't know.
245
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,768
Well, it's some sort of shit.
246
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:30,683
And until you pass the Bar...
...that shit is you! You're here...
247
00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:35,848
...because of one reason and
one reason only.
248
00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:40,605
Your sister. She's a lunatic. But,
she's brilliant and...
249
00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:42,770
...I love her.
250
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,371
And because I love her...
251
00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:51,606
I'm willing to give you
the benefit of my wisdom.
252
00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:54,931
Okay? Here it is.
253
00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,009
Plant.
254
00:21:58,120 --> 00:21:59,929
Tend.
255
00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,364
Reap.
256
00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,443
Understand what I'm saying?
257
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,050
No, I understand.
258
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,971
I'd love to show you my book.
Copy writing, media planning.
259
00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:27,889
In 6 months?
260
00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:36,407
Enthusiastic, hardworking...
261
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,323
I'll hold.
262
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,723
Thank you anyway.
263
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,243
Hey sexy-
264
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,928
- They beating you up?
- They'd need an army.
265
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:08,409
Come on,
I have got a treat for you.
266
00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:23,126
Why is it you whisper sweet nothings in
an ear... shouldn't it be sweet some things?
267
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,366
How come you bake cookies,
but you cook bacon.
268
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,728
- You guys need lids?
- We don't even need spoons.
269
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,650
Hey, now you got cookie
dough and walnut in mine.
270
00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,249
You got to try this.
271
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:50,087
- What? - I'm really glad you
came out to L.A. with me.
272
00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:51,368
Yeah?
273
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:53,722
Yeah.
274
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:55,641
Me too.
275
00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:02,246
- Where was I?
- Abdominal...
276
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:06,844
Abdominal crunch machine.
The Flybex 5250, you know...
277
00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:11,165
...it's the one where you lift your arms...
it works the trapezius muscles. That hurts.
278
00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:15,331
Also she needs
the arm curl and triceps extension.
279
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:19,520
And her personal trainer,
Hymie, spelled...
280
00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,242
...Jaimie...
281
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:25,244
...on the set everyday
between 10 and 3.
282
00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:30,886
Don't fuck with me Lori, or I'll make you
pick up Hymie in a limo.
283
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:36,285
Moving on to the megastar... She needs
the Denon CD player. The Sony 30 inch TV.
284
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:43,161
And... the Sony DVD deck.
285
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,164
Thank you. Bye.
286
00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,767
At least I have 2 interviews
lined up for next week.
287
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,928
Well use the credit cardif you need it, Hon'.
288
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,241
Thanks. Don't worry
Dad, I'll be fine.
289
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,803
Dante, get away from there!
290
00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:01,401
Come here. Come here.
What are you doing in here...
291
00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,571
Dad, can I call you tomorrow?
292
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,922
I love you too.
293
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,329
Thanks babe, that's so sweet.
294
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,131
Yeah, but yours moves.
295
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:20,610
- I know, isn't he adorable?
- Babe, when did we agree to get a dog?
296
00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:24,681
Well there was this adopt a pet thing,
on Laurel Canyon...
297
00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,643
And he was just staring at me.
298
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:29,204
That's what they do...
299
00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:34,205
- Dante?
- Yup. The Divine Canine.
300
00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:41,889
- How about Dylan? - I thought we were
going to save that name for one of our kids?
301
00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,363
Oh yeah. Oscar?
302
00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,562
- Oscar, come here!
- Dante, stay!
303
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,764
- Oscar come here!
Oscar... -Dante, stay...
304
00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,088
- Alright, that's it!
Scissor time! - No!
305
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:02,082
- Say uncle!
- No! I'm gonna pee!
306
00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:05,125
- Tell me I'm the best looking guy
you've ever seen! - Don't push it!
307
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,608
- Come on!
- Okay... Uncle!
308
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,126
And?
309
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,091
And... You're the best looking
guy I've ever seen!
310
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,171
- That's right baby!
- God!
311
00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:21,126
- Why don't you go and put the little
frisbee in? - Oh, I hate that thing...
312
00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,968
- Maybe I should go back on the pill.
- I thought you didn't like it?
313
00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:26,844
You know...
314
00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,005
Maybe they should come out with
something like detachable balls.
315
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,450
Put them on when you want them,
take them off when you don't.
316
00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,251
Great, 2 more things of yours
I'd have to carry around in my purse.
317
00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:41,603
Oh yeah, 2 months in L.A.,
and still going strong.
318
00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:45,448
We're laughing, we're having fun, we're
about to have sex, in front of our new dog.
319
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,645
Julia was making friends and Terri
hadn't pepper sprayed any of them.
320
00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:51,923
But I guess I didn't realize...
321
00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,607
...or maybe I just didn't notice, how much
Julia was struggling to find herself here.
322
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,323
So what do you think?
323
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:10,368
- I think it's just beautiful. - I know,
I love it. It even has a white picket fence.
324
00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:14,801
...I never saw myself as Suzy Homemaker,
with a white picket fence.
325
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,369
That'll have to come down.
326
00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:21,043
Oh, I almost forgot to ask you.
What's the latest with your job search?
327
00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:25,603
Oh it's kinda tough, I think I'm going to
have to look for something in the meantime.
328
00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:26,402
Really? Like what?
329
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:30,010
- I don't know, just something
to help pay the bills. - You know what?
330
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,481
Lenny knows a guy
who has a special effects company...
331
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,010
I'll see, maybe he needs somebody.
332
00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:37,323
- Oh, okay, that's alright. - No, it's
no problem at all. I'll just call him.
333
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:42,565
- Your wife's on line 2. - I'm swamped,
tell her I'll call her in an hour.
334
00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,250
Elyse, can he call you in an hour?
335
00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:50,846
Unhuh. Unhuh. Sure.
336
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,845
She said, pick up
the phone you fat fuck!
337
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:02,806
- Why are you botherin' me at work?
- Julia needs a job. Can you call Gary?
338
00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:05,646
- Look, I'm busy.
- Oh bullshit, you're busy...
339
00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,490
I bet you're sitting there
eating a Bavarian creme!
340
00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,969
Just do it, I'll give
you a blowjob later.
341
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,051
Oh yeah? Alright!
342
00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,369
He's calling him now.
343
00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,843
I need you to bring these
contracts to Monty Brandt.
344
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:31,289
- The actor?
- Wait for a signature.
345
00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,489
Three, four...
346
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,645
Pssh... Can I borrow your car?
347
00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,286
I've got to drop these papers
off at Monty Brandt's house.
348
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:45,686
- Louis must like me, huh? - Sure, he's
probably trying to save a messengers fee.
349
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:51,163
- Here, I'll get a lift from Sharon.
- You're the best,
350
00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:55,964
- pick you up in the morning. A nonfat
latte... - And an almond croissant. - Done.
351
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,529
Someone's at your fucking gate!
352
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,243
Hi ahh... I work for Louis Carbonelli.
353
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,886
He asked me to deliver some
documents to Monty Brandt.
354
00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,724
Do you mean Monty Brandt
the lying cheating asshole?
355
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:19,522
- Celeste! Leave the intercom...
- Get the hell away from me!
356
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:35,803
Bitch-ass slut!
357
00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:38,724
- Hi.
- Fuck off!
358
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:41,288
Hey Celeste!
359
00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:45,489
You forgot your keys.
360
00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,010
Eat shit!
361
00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:58,562
And I want my God damn
leather pants back!
362
00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,970
- What?
- I ahh... Sorry to bother you,
363
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,322
but I was told to get your signature
on these papers and
364
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:15,600
return them to Mister Carboneh...
365
00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:19,405
Come on in.
366
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,606
I couldn't believe I was
standing in Monty Brandt's house.
367
00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:27,170
The place was like a palace.
368
00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:30,285
And all I could think was...
...man I can see his pubes!
369
00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,561
What the hell happened to my tits?
370
00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:37,361
Oh my God, look at them!
They've totally lost their shape!
371
00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:42,811
This whole breast-feeding thing's a sham!
I gained 20 pounds and I lost my tits!
372
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:49,245
You know what, I wish Lenny and I could
diet together... but he would never do it.
373
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:50,611
He loves his food too much.
374
00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:53,163
He's not that heavy.
375
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:56,363
Please, it's the loose
clothes I buy him.
376
00:30:56,400 --> 00:31:00,246
Most people eat until they're full...
...Lenny eats until his arms get tired.
377
00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:07,729
Anyway, it's not like I banged the chick.
I mean, we used to... I bumped into her
378
00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:13,165
- the other day, she gave me her number
to, you know... catch up. - Right.
379
00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,605
And I didn't want to tell Celeste because
then you get into the whole thing...
380
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:19,041
...how I used to date this chick.
I haven't seen her in over a year.
381
00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:22,807
- And then, you know, come the questions.
- The questions.
382
00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,765
- Are you still attracted to her? - What
do you need to befriends with her for?
383
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:29,042
Umm... Don't I give you
everything you want?
384
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,609
Blah, blah... Hey don't
touch, it's fucking art, man!
385
00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:35,884
Anyway, women are such
a pain in the ass, you know?
386
00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,922
Anyway, she finds the
number in my pocket.
387
00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,605
Yeah... I probably should have
leveled with her, but...
388
00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,165
I told her it was my masseuse.
389
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,846
- Sometimes it's just easier
to just bullshit than explain. - Exactly!
390
00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:56,568
Sometimes it's easier
to bullshit than explain. I like that.
391
00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,006
- That's good.
- So what happened?
392
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,528
- What?
- You know, with Celeste.
393
00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,764
- Oh, she called to get a massage.
- Ouch.
394
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,771
Hey look Jules', I'm going
to be a little late for dinner.
395
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,045
- Where are you'?
- I'm at Monty Brandt's house!
396
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,322
Monty Brandt'? Really?
397
00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:38,322
- I'll be leaving in a couple of minutes.
- Well guess what happened today?
398
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:43,731
- I got a job! - I can't hear you,
I'll see you in a little bit. I got to go.
399
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:51,002
- Did you read those contracts
you brought over? - No.
400
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:53,449
For the sequel to Hamlet?
401
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:56,651
They're making
a sequel to Hamlet?
402
00:32:56,880 --> 00:33:00,327
- Yeah, Hamlet 2. Can you believe it?
- Doesn't everyone die in that movie?
403
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,482
And you have any idea
what they're paying me?
404
00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,809
8 million.
I would have done it for 5.
405
00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:09,003
I would have done it for 2.
406
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,683
Right. You play the market?
407
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,691
I dabble.
408
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:20,527
Everyone I know is down
like 2 percent... I'm down 9.
409
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,649
I think my guy's an idiot.
Either that, or he's ripping me off.
410
00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,011
Maybe you need a new guy?
411
00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:28,725
Exactly.
412
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:37,205
- What do you know about shopping
centers? - I know you need a lot of parking.
413
00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:45,408
Listen, I got this stock
offering booklet of some kind.
414
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,928
- A prospectus?
. Right.
415
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:52,090
Why don't you take it home and look it
over, and tell me what you think?
416
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:53,881
Sure.
417
00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,488
Cool. I'm going to take a shit.
418
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,045
Hi...
419
00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:03,850
I'm so sorry.
420
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,682
No, I'm sorry Pumpkin.
421
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,242
No, I should have
trusted you scrumptious.
422
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,367
No, I should have understood your...
423
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,043
I should've understood.
424
00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:17,486
Yeah.
425
00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:27,720
- I'm Drew.
- Aubrey.
426
00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,846
I recognize you from the catalog.
427
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,883
Aubrey... Cool name.
428
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,443
Thanks, want to shoot some pool?
429
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,728
I guess I can shoot a game.
430
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,889
Sorry honey.
431
00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:14,884
I had a few drinks and I just wanted
to make sure I could drive.
432
00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:18,323
The last thing you said to me
was, I am just about to leave.
433
00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,528
I was worried sick,
I even called Terri.
434
00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:26,731
Look, I'm really sorry. I was just trying
to make a good impression on a client.
435
00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:28,606
God...
436
00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:34,966
- By the way, I got a job today. - Jules'
that's great... why didn't you tell me?
437
00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:39,764
Okay, not one of my better moments.
438
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,971
And I wasn't unfaithful... if that's what
you're thinking? But looking back...
439
00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:47,729
...I guess I thought knowing Monty
Brandt was going to change my life.
440
00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:52,606
Audio bay, post-sound.
Graphics...
441
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:55,047
You've already met Starr.
442
00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,168
I don't know who that guy is.
443
00:35:57,240 --> 00:36:01,450
CGI. Computer Generated Imaging.
444
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,527
- Rex is one of our Inferno Artists.
- Hi, I'm Julia.
445
00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:11,561
He cleans up sloppy looking images,
or adds elements that were never filmed.
446
00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:15,287
See, here he's placing some clouds
and lighting in a skyscraper shot.
447
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:19,966
- Wow, that looks so real.
- For 600 bucks an hour, it better.
448
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:25,929
So we have no idea
what we're going to do
449
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,201
with a 5 and a 7 year old
for the whole weekend.
450
00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,687
Oh my God the 405 was a nightmare,
451
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,251
I had to get off a Mulholland...
452
00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,568
...and then the Skirball center was
backed up because of some exhibition.
453
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:36,328
And just my luck...
454
00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,011
Sepulveda is jammed because of some
freakin' construction at the dry cleaners...
455
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:42,243
...and then I get stuck
at the red light on Ventura!
456
00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,451
God I hate that light!
What did I miss?
457
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:54,562
We were just talking about our day
at Universal with Lenny's nephews.
458
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:58,202
- Oh, was it fun? -Yeah... Yeah but that
place can be terrifying for a little kid.
459
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,125
I mean, it's sheer Hell on them.
460
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:04,167
Hey guys, we're just going to cruise
over this little bridge... It's collapsing!
461
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,722
- The kids are screaming!
- Oh I'm glad that's over...
462
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,729
Let's just mosey on
past this giant shark!
463
00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:14,926
One of them spent the entire tram ride
with his head buried in my chest...
464
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:18,801
- I think he hit my boob.
- That was me. -That was you?
465
00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:21,246
I was trying to get a little.
466
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:25,001
I think I'm going to take my parents there
when they come out in a couple of weeks.
467
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,560
- When?
- The 28th.
468
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:31,481
- That's during the Bar exam. - I know.
They're stopping here on their way to Tahiti.
469
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:35,521
- Oh, Tahiti. - They're celebrating
their 25th wedding anniversary,
470
00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,250
in the same villa they spent
their honeymoon in.
471
00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:43,684
Oh that's so romantic.
Guys today suck.
472
00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:47,527
Honey, where are you going to take me
on our 25th wedding anniversary?
473
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,968
Italy. How about Rome?
Would you take me to Roma?
474
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,042
Tony Roma.
475
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,483
Terri looked good tonight.
Don't you think?
476
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:05,400
Yeah.
477
00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:10,529
- You okay?
- I'm fine.
478
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,283
You seem kind of distant.
479
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,006
- How's the job?
- It's okay.
480
00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:22,686
- That's not very enthusiastic.
- Why are you interested all of a sudden?
481
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,604
Come on, I'm always interested.
482
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:29,090
It's just a job, Drew. It's not like
I'm going to work there forever?
483
00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,566
Well maybe we can start
sending out your resumes again?
484
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,765
That's not what I'm talking about.
I enjoy working there...
485
00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:40,402
- ...but there are other things
I want to do. - Like what?
486
00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:48,848
Well... Eventually I'd like
to get married and have kids.
487
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,411
I said eventually,
you don't have to panic.
488
00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,848
We had talked about naming our kids.
489
00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:02,804
I just thought that was
somewhere off in the future.
490
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:07,046
And as much as I hate to admit it,
all I kept thinking was...
491
00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:12,411
Drew... you will never, ever sleep
with another woman again. Ever!
492
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:17,927
Didn't I tell you not to speak
to anyone without talking to me first!
493
00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:19,685
- I didn't sign anything.
- I don't care.
494
00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:23,483
- A verbal agreement can be as equally
as binding! - Well then put it in writing!
495
00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:27,362
Louis, you know my work.
I'm not picky.
496
00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:30,444
But this script,
this rewrite, it sucks!
497
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:35,242
Okay fine, we'll just say there was
never a meeting of the minds, therefore...
498
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,202
...no valid contract.
499
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:41,325
Excuse me...
Can I ask a question.
500
00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:47,362
Chances are we're going to facing
some expensive litigation here.
501
00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:50,366
Now in order to avoid that,
if we could get you script approval...
502
00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:52,925
...would you reconsider
doing the film?
503
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:59,241
Well I suppose that would get us all
to lunch a little sooner.
504
00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:03,204
- Who the fuck is that guy!
- Three... Four...
505
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:09,164
I think you scared the shit out of him.
Good thing he's wearing a dark suit.
506
00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:17,049
- You lost a few points there sparky.
- Am I fired?
507
00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:19,083
Not yet.
508
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:21,090
It's plant,
509
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:24,723
tend, reap.
510
00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,403
Not demolish, hammer, paint.
511
00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,683
Otherwise...
512
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:35,369
...you'd have all these little baby shopping
centers on every comer and no gas stations.
513
00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:38,769
See, sooner or later, someone's gonna
need gas instead of amanicure.
514
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,649
You have no idea what
I'm talking about, do you?
515
00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:49,243
- Remember, if you build it,
they will come? - Yeah.
516
00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:53,524
Extreme fucking football...
if they don't want it, they ain't coming.
517
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:59,286
If French Stewart wants your advice, he'll
ask for it. And that, you've got to earn it.
518
00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:04,521
- Through planting and tending.
- Whatever.
519
00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:10,926
Hey!
520
00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:16,120
- Thanks for picking me up. - Well hopefully
we won't have to do this much longer.
521
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:20,166
- I wish I'd never sold my Honda.
- Sorry, my mistake.
522
00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:23,610
- Well anyway, Lenny knows a guy who
owns a car dealership. - That's great,
523
00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:27,005
Can we stop for something.
I haven't has a chance to eat all day.
524
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:33,168
You should tell Louis, you need to work
less hours and study more. He'd understand.
525
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,922
I don't want him to think I can't handle it.
He'll think I'm some kind of a pussy.
526
00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:41,083
- Do you have to use that word?
- Pussy?
527
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:44,042
- Yes. It's crass.
- I'm not...
528
00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,608
Welcome to Rubin's Red Hot,
can I take your order please.
529
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,969
- Do you want anything?
- No.
530
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:52,165
Chilli willy dog, and
a large fries, thanks!
531
00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,965
I wasn't using it like that,
I'm using it like wimp.
532
00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,365
As in pussy, as in pussycat.
Same, like a pussycat.
533
00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,607
It's a crude term for a woman's vagina.
534
00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:04,521
- Alright, ice cold beverage with that?
- Large orange'.!
535
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:06,769
I'm not saying Louis is
going to think I'm a vagina!
536
00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,928
What are you talking about?
Words have different meanings...
537
00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:12,841
...and in this instance, the word
"pussy" is derived from pussy, comma, cat.
538
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,051
Look the point is, it doesn't
refer to a cat. That's ridiculous.
539
00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,604
What's ridiculous is that you...
540
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:23,846
If someone says they're "blue,"
do they mean they're the color blue?
541
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:28,926
All I'm saying is that it's low-class
to use that word.
542
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:30,644
So you're saying that I'm low-class?
543
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:34,722
I'm not saying you are,
I'm saying the word is.
544
00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:39,530
Although you may be perceived
to be low-class if you use it.
545
00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:45,291
Anyway, we're talking about
you not studying for the Bar.
546
00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,048
Why are you riding me
about how I use my time?
547
00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,528
I wish you'd just trust my judgement.
548
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:53,810
I'm only saying it because I care.
549
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:56,369
I know what I'm doing.
550
00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,651
They're getting
comparable market rents...
551
00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:05,240
...and all the anchor
tenants have solid credit.
552
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,444
- So that's a good thing, right?
- I think so.
553
00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:11,530
I mean certainly long term real estate is
about as consistent and safe as you can get.
554
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:13,842
- Excuse me Mister Brandt?
- Yes Tanya?
555
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:18,563
- The car dealer called, your Ferrari's
ready. - Shit! Can I use your phone?
556
00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,609
You were supposed to be here,
45 minutes ago.
557
00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:26,891
Well Lenny's guy said
he's leaving at 6:30.
558
00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:31,125
I'm so sorry, Honey. I'll never get
to you and back over the hill by 6:30.
559
00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,931
Can't you just get a lift there and
I'll meet you before he leaves.
560
00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:36,726
Julia?
561
00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:44,161
Hey sometimes it's easier
to bullshit than explain, man.
562
00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,488
Which reminds me,
563
00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:50,566
if Celeste ever asks you, we were
at the Oasis and then Jerry's Deli.
564
00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,240
- When?
- Whenever.
565
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:57,729
Alright.
566
00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:01,846
Thank you.
567
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:13,923
You Okay?
568
00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:18,045
- Yeah. - What are you looking for?
- A taxi service.
569
00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:21,044
- Where you headed?
- Van Nuys, I have to look at a car.
570
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,523
Come on, I'm going to Sherman Oaks.
571
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:27,247
- Are you sure?
- Positive. I live there.
572
00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,251
You see, it's super clean!
573
00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:41,730
Now I paid, $6800 for it.
574
00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:44,645
But because of Lenny,
I'll let you have it for...
575
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,286
- ...$7300.
- Thanks, that's nice of you.
576
00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:51,045
Well, he knows somebody who's
getting me a hair system at cost.
577
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:53,041
Lenny's the bomb!
578
00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:56,011
Sorry I'm late...
579
00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,721
- I'll take it.
- Whoa, wait.
580
00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:03,130
- Sorry, can you give us a second?
- Hey, no problem.
581
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:08,889
Don't forget you got to add tax and fees.
How are you going to afford that?
582
00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:14,244
Well first of all, Lenny's got us a break.
And second of all, my Dad's paying for it...
583
00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:16,569
...so don't worry about it. Okay.
584
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:28,006
- I'm going to study for a little bit. You
want anything from the kitchen? - No, thanks.
585
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:32,762
Translation,
I'm sorry honey, I love you.
586
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,321
I'm an idiot. What can I do
to make it up to you?
587
00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:39,005
You know they should teach a class for guys
on how to better communicate with women.
588
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:42,842
Who am I kidding? We'd never go.
589
00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:45,410
Are you the new Inferno artist?
590
00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:49,643
Ahh... I'm sorry I thought
you were at lunch.
591
00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:51,762
That's okay, actually
I just picked up a pizza.
592
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:54,088
Yeah.
593
00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:59,641
- So how did you learn to log onto
the machine. - Oh Gary showed me,
594
00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:03,726
- I have no idea what I'm doing.
- Would you like to learn?
595
00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,683
- You mean, teach me to composite?
- Why not?
596
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,761
Yeah, sure. I'd love to.
597
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:16,527
Come on Louis,
Monty's comfortable with me.
598
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:20,131
He planted, I'll tend,
599
00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:22,403
you'll reap.
600
00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,767
Thanks you won't...
601
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:28,811
We're in Dante!
602
00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:41,203
Monty Brandt please.
603
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,844
Yeah, Drew Curtis from Carbonelli,
Weissmann and Bass.
604
00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:47,969
Monty, hey how are you?
605
00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:52,242
Anyway I just wanted to tell you...
I just wanted to be the first...
606
00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:55,331
Can I call you back Monty? Alright...
607
00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:58,006
Dante!
608
00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:00,563
Dante, come here boy!
609
00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,166
Dante!
610
00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,331
I'm sorry, I didn't see him.
611
00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:24,967
He came out of nowhere. I'm sorry.
612
00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:31,925
Okay, thanks Monty. Alright,
I'll catch you tomorrow.
613
00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:35,125
How is he?
614
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:37,568
He's got a sprained leg,
but he's gonna be fine.
615
00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,682
They said we can take him
home in half-an-hour.
616
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:42,290
What happened?
617
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:47,801
If you think it's sometimes easier to
bullshit than to explain. You're not alone.
618
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:49,926
But I told her the truth.
619
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,563
She was pretty cool actually.
620
00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:56,921
If you don't mind... I'd like
to hug her again. Can we rewind?
621
00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:58,606
Thanks.
622
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,362
Okay, time to move on.
623
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:09,206
The California State Bar Exam.
624
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:14,327
3 years of Law School...
squeezed into 3 days of grueling exams.
625
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,520
Everyone seemed to be
writing more than I was.
626
00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,610
The girl next to me wore
her pencil down to a stub!
627
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,565
- Here you go. - Thank you sweetheart.
What time do you get off?
628
00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:32,321
- Yo' douchebag!
- What the hell are you doing here!
629
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:35,525
Business baby! All expenses paid!
630
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:38,645
Yeah, well you know.
Both our VP's got sick.
631
00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:41,924
- You free for dinner?
- I'm already late. Let's go.
632
00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:45,009
Why didn't you call, asshole...
633
00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,042
Gracias, Rosa.
634
00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:57,965
You can wait until I'm
not around, you know?
635
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:05,407
- Come on, I just looked. - You don't see me
look at other guys when I'm with you.
636
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:09,890
So you guys aren't getting
along so well, huh?
637
00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:15,210
- It's that monogamy thing. Rearing it's
ugly head again. - What monogamy thing?
638
00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:17,688
- It's nothing...
- Just a little theory of mine.
639
00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:21,647
- Yeah, why don't you keep that to yourself,
Danny. - No. Please, enlighten us.
640
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:26,523
Okay.
Basically it boils down to this.
641
00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,930
Monogamy just isn't natural.
At least not for men.
642
00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:32,522
See, men have
this insatiable need for variety.
643
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:34,969
We basically have one goal in life.
644
00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:38,881
And that is, to spray sperm. It's what
we're here for. It's what we do best.
645
00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:42,284
And, the more emotion
we invest in one woman.
646
00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:45,842
The less sperm we get
to spray around. It's biological.
647
00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,043
- That's absurd.
- Is it?
648
00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:51,329
Take the male Gibbon, an ape
with relatively small testicles.
649
00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:54,290
Now the Gibbon is considered
to be highly monogamous.
650
00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,643
The chimpanzee, on the other hand,
Has huge cajones. And will...
651
00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:59,928
...mount anything that moves.
652
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:03,409
Guess who man is closest to...
...on the evolutionary scale?
653
00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:05,690
The slug.
654
00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:07,649
The slug... That's good.
655
00:50:07,720 --> 00:50:11,281
I understand your hostility.
It's not easy being female...
656
00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:16,400
See you have a finite number of eggs...
And you have to find someone
657
00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:19,166
who's willing to stick around
and help you protect those eggs.
658
00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,168
Of course, some women have
the urge to hunt...
659
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:24,967
...like men, but in general, you have...
...an insatiable need for intimacy.
660
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,562
See we're both insatiable,
just in different ways.
661
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:32,001
And when you think about it. That's really
in the best interest of society.
662
00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:34,560
Really?
663
00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:37,967
You think that
sexually transmitted diseases,
664
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,241
unwed mothers,
expensive divorce proceedings...
665
00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:44,366
...and paying child support for all that
sperm spraying is in society's best interest?
666
00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:50,487
All I'm saying is, if
women were like men...
667
00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:54,321
...then everybody would have sex all daylong
and nothing would ever get accomplished.
668
00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:57,809
By the same token...
If men were nest-oriented,
669
00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:02,762
incessantly desirous of intimacy... and
had some inexplicable affinity for shoes...
670
00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:06,567
...most honest women would say
that men like that make them puke.
671
00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:12,206
They'd probably wouldn't want to get
laid at all. Mankind would perish.
672
00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:27,489
I'm going to use the bathroom.
673
00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,369
Excuse me.
674
00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,482
He is such an ass!
675
00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,925
- Come on, he's a good guy. - Please,
anyone who makes you laugh is a good guy.
676
00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:52,005
He could murder his whole family, he makes
you laugh, he's a good guy. Whatever.
677
00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:55,205
So what, you agree with him? You think
all men want to sleep around?
678
00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:01,165
I didn't say that.
Look, you can't listen to Danny.
679
00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,971
He thinks if you're schizophrenic
you can use the carpool lane.
680
00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:07,520
You didn't answer the question.
681
00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:09,086
Jules', hey,
682
00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:15,206
you're the only one for me.
683
00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:23,247
Damn it!
Man, my shoulder's killing me!
684
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:26,090
I know a great acupuncturist,
fix you up like new.
685
00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:33,010
You ever think about sleeping
with other woman?
686
00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:37,051
Sure. But I don't.
687
00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,481
You don't wonder whether you're
missing anything out there?
688
00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:45,808
You mean like, some gorgeous woman
who's gonna dig her nails into my back...
689
00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:48,566
...and lick caramel flan
off my balls?
690
00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:58,163
- You know my Corvette?
- Yeah.
691
00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:01,371
I love that car. Every year
they come out with a new one.
692
00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:04,764
Sleeker design,
bigger engine, faster.
693
00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,128
There's always something
new right around the comer.
694
00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:10,529
Fidelity isn't a feeling,
695
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:19,804
Drew. It's a decision.
696
00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:25,688
Okay. Now you see that
little halo around the edge?
697
00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:29,328
We need to shrink that mat.
698
00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:32,086
- Okay, so I goto the keyer mode, right?
- Right.
699
00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,491
And I'll try erodeing it by a point.
700
00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:39,765
Very good.
701
00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:48,731
Drew, Louis wants to see you.
702
00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:50,685
Alright, I'll be right there.
703
00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:02,445
. You okay?
- Fine.
704
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:08,205
Louis just told me.
I'm sorry, Drew.
705
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:12,125
He knew before I did.
706
00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:15,969
Well look, he said if you pass
the next time he'd hire you back.
707
00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:19,808
I can't wait 3 months.
I need a job now.
708
00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:23,650
I'll lend you the money
while you're studying.
709
00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:27,486
No, I don't want to take
anymore money from you.
710
00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,085
I feel bad enough as it is.
711
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:34,450
I don't, okay.
Just think about it.
712
00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:38,926
Okay.
713
00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:50,527
Hi.
714
00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:56,846
- Hi, I was just in the area. I was
wondering if Monty was home. - Sugar!
715
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,561
Thanks. Come in.
716
00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:12,331
- Want some breakfast?
- No thanks. I just had lunch.
717
00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:15,525
- Oh fuck, what time is it?
- It's 2:15.
718
00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:18,603
Oh Jesus...
719
00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:20,603
- Want your robe, sexy?
- Yes...
720
00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:29,409
So ahh... What's up?
721
00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:32,129
Well I wanted to tell you in person,
722
00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:35,887
no big deal, but...
I didn't pass the Bar, so I'm
723
00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:40,250
temporarily not with the firm.
At least not until the next exam.
724
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:43,563
But in the meantime, I can
still work on that deal for you.
725
00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:45,728
In fact, now I can devote
even more time.
726
00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:52,962
- Does Louis know you're here?
- No.
727
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:59,887
Wow. You've got balls...
I'll give you that.
728
00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:03,400
But you must think I'm
pretty stupid.
729
00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:07,329
I've been doing this shit since I was
5 years old. I know the deal...
730
00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:09,883
...and I wouldn't make
a move without Louis.
731
00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:12,565
You'd know that if you did
your homework...
732
00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:15,001
...then again, if you did your homework
you might have passed that test.
733
00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:18,125
And we wouldn't be standing here,
insulting each other like this.
734
00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:33,363
- Well, I can support us
until you pass... - No.
735
00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:37,686
It's okay, Gary's going
to make me a CGI assistant,
736
00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:41,003
- so I'll be getting a raise.
- That's great.
737
00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:46,211
That is great, Jules.
It's just...
738
00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,207
...that 6 months is
a long time.
739
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:54,447
Yeah well, 3 years of
law school was even longer.
740
00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:59,443
Come on...
...you can't give up now.
741
00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:02,644
I know, I'll always regret it.
742
00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:08,607
- It's easy to talk when you have money.
- What does that mean?
743
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:13,320
Means, I didn't have anyone
to buy me a car or pay for my school...
744
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:14,361
What are you saying, Drew?
745
00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:17,565
I can't relate to your problems,
Because I come from a little money?
746
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:20,686
Well?
747
00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:24,284
Screw you.
748
00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:31,165
Argh... Why did I do that,
what the hell was I thinking?
749
00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:33,491
I hate saying this,
750
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:37,961
I guess sometimes you...
Ahh fuck it.
751
00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:42,849
He says he's just worried about his career,
752
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:45,201
but he makes me feel
like I'm nagging him all the time.
753
00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:47,243
Why do you stay?
754
00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:50,087
- I love him.
- That's no reason.
755
00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:53,927
- What are you talking about? That's
the most important reason of all. - Look,
756
00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:58,484
love doesn't mean a thing if he treats you
like shit. Take Lenny and me for example.
757
00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:01,611
Not only do we love each other...
...but we respect each other.
758
00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:04,160
And we laugh all the time.
759
00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:07,847
Like the other day he was
giving me his big ego speech...
760
00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,571
"I run my own real estate
company!" Blah! Blah! Blah...
761
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:16,406
And I said to him, Lenny,
you couldn't run a stop sign.
762
00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:21,963
He bursts out laughing, we end up shtooping
our brains out right on the kitchen floor.
763
00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:26,563
How is this relevant?
764
00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:30,930
Because no guy worth anything
respects a pushover.
765
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:35,768
You want to be treated right?
First you have to believe you deserve it.
766
00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:38,566
And then, you have to demand it.
767
00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:43,206
I'm sure it's just a phase.
He'll change.
768
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:47,481
Honey, if he changes, his underwear
you're ahead of the game.
769
00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:56,003
What's wrong?
770
00:58:57,360 --> 00:59:00,489
Sometimes I really don't like
who I am, when I'm with him.
771
00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:06,246
You know, in college,
Everything made sense.
772
00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:09,683
Now it all seems so shaky.
773
00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:13,281
Hey, it's scary out there.
774
00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:17,131
I'm 2 weeks late.
775
00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:22,482
Oh Julia...
Did you tell Drew?
776
00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:25,844
No.
777
00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,925
Her married friends keep asking her
if we're going to tie the knot.
778
00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:34,921
Why do married people
do that all the time?
779
00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:37,684
Misery loves company.
780
00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:41,209
Yeah well,
lately she seems interested
781
00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:43,846
in talking about is saving
for a house and having kids.
782
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,446
She knows what she wants,
you can't blame her.
783
00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:47,846
Thank you, Lenny.
784
00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:51,922
Desert's on the table.
785
00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:58,331
Sorry...
786
01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:04,481
Me thinks
Uncle Drew is fucked. Yeah...
787
01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:09,928
One who honors others,
honors himself.
788
01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:12,245
This is more like it.
789
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:14,170
You have a big dong.
790
01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:19,281
- He must've gotten Lenny's.
- Oh I don't think so.
791
01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:25,600
Oh I didn't mean it, honey.
I know you're hung like a Buffalo.
792
01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:32,649
Oh please, you're always
making snide little comments.
793
01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:37,411
Love means having to say
you're sorry. Constantly.
794
01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:40,051
- I don't remember saying that.
- Of course you don't remember.
795
01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:42,401
You're a man, you develop
amnesia when it's convenient!
796
01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:45,211
- I was probably joking.
- You were serious.
797
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:49,451
- Oh, like you remember whether I was
serious or not. - I remember very well.
798
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:52,081
It was after you hung out
at Monty Brandt's all night,
799
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:55,927
the first time we has dinner at Case Rosa's.
You were wearing the white shirt
800
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,287
with the navy stripes and
the khaki pants that I hate.
801
01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:00,971
- You remember what I was wearing?
- I remember everything, Drew.
802
01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:06,809
See this is a little game women play.
They know that guys don't remember things
803
01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:10,641
so they just cite some
insignificant little fact...
804
01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:14,402
...like a navy striped shirt,
which lends instant credibility...
805
01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:17,611
You were wearing the white shirt
with the navy stripes
806
01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:19,604
and the khaki pants that I hate.
But that's not the point.
807
01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:24,524
I don't understand you, Julia.
I make a few harmless little comments,
808
01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:28,565
- why are you so sensitive? - I'm sensitive
because you are always preoccupied...
809
01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:32,964
- ...and you're always looking at other
women! - And you're always complaining!
810
01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:36,246
You have to twist everything
around, so that it's my fault.
811
01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:42,003
Maybe I want too much,
812
01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:45,763
but I'm in love with you, Drew.
813
01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:50,366
Look, whatever's wrong
we can work it out.
814
01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:54,087
Nothing's wrong, Julia!
Just stop pressuring me!
815
01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:57,521
You never want to talk!
816
01:01:57,920 --> 01:01:59,843
You never make love anymore!
817
01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:04,847
Are you not in love
with me anymore?
818
01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:08,049
Is that it?
819
01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:13,804
Please Drew...
...no intellectual rhetoric,
820
01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:18,289
no one-liners.
Just talk to me.
821
01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:30,165
Why do women have
to talk everything out?
822
01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:34,646
Why can't they be like guys, keep
things inside and die of heart attacks?
823
01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:45,051
We used to do it
on the kitchen counter.
824
01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:12,084
I wish things were like
the beginning.
825
01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:18,250
Well, that's when they want you
so badly, they'll do anything.
826
01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:22,241
Then once they get you, they
put you on the maintenance plan.
827
01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:28,007
- I'm glad you're my friend, Elyse.
- Ohh, me too.
828
01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:30,561
I don't know what I'd do
if I didn't have a friend to talk to.
829
01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:34,484
Well there's always
Drew's sister.
830
01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:38,245
The wacka-doodle.
831
01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:43,166
Why did you ask her to
come out here with you?
832
01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:45,683
I thought it would work.
833
01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:48,722
I was crazy about her.
834
01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:51,169
At least I thought I was.
835
01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:53,728
But you're not now?
836
01:03:55,160 --> 01:03:57,003
I want to be.
837
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:01,489
I want to feel
like I can't be without her.
838
01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:04,922
I know that sounds ridiculous.
839
01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:07,768
What else is bothering you?
840
01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:09,685
What makes you think
something's bothering me?
841
01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:16,521
19 years of listening to people
on this table and a hunch.
842
01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:19,290
You can tell me, you know.
843
01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:23,046
It might help the pain
in your shoulder go away.
844
01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:27,402
Lately I... I feel...
845
01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:36,330
I look at myself as a failure.
846
01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:44,686
I thought I'd come out here, pass the Bar,
make lots of money... maybe start a family.
847
01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:50,442
I've always been able to pull it off...
...you know. Whatever I wanted...
848
01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:54,811
Now I can't seem
to make anything work.
849
01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:58,124
How much longer?
850
01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:13,686
It's done.
851
01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:16,163
Well?
852
01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:20,964
- It's negative.
- Oh thank God.
853
01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:24,091
What?
854
01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:27,043
What's wrong?
855
01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:30,364
It's just your reaction
was so... So...
856
01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:31,607
What?
857
01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:34,961
Like you received a
pardon from a death sentence!
858
01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:41,560
You know, I think underneath it
all you wanted to be pregnant.
859
01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:46,086
That's bullshit. I just don't think it would
be the end of the world like you do.
860
01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:50,962
Maybe this is a blessing.
861
01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:54,641
- Maybe this shows our heads are
in different places right now. - Yeah,
862
01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:57,846
mine's on my shoulders,
and yours is up your ass!
863
01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:04,011
I don't know
why she stays with me.
864
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:06,847
What do you think she should do?
865
01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:10,687
Probably leave me.
866
01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:15,528
Sounds like
a part of you wants her to.
867
01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:19,641
Perhaps that way you
don't have to be the bad guy.
868
01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:24,971
Why is it we sometimes look for advice
when we already know the answer.
869
01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:28,970
Maybe it's because
we want to be wrong.
870
01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:31,283
Drew...
871
01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:39,603
I've been thinking...
872
01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:48,642
Maybe we shouldn't live
together anymore.
873
01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:51,249
I'm sorry, honey.
874
01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:54,287
- Look this hurts me...
- Shut up.
875
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:57,004
Why are you doing this?
876
01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:00,169
I moved across the country
to be with you.
877
01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:03,808
I... I'm just not good
for you right now.
878
01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:05,929
I left a job!
879
01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:08,481
I left my family, and my friends...
880
01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:12,770
I'm living next to a freeway!
You fucking selfish coward!
881
01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:14,885
Get away from me!
882
01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:35,889
Alright Sophie, give Daddy the remote.
883
01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:38,571
Looks like mommy and me
aren't doing the nasty tonight.
884
01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:55,000
I'm going to miss this place.
885
01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:09,330
See ya' buddy.
886
01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:29,768
You should go.
887
01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:35,331
I love you.
888
01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:17,889
After living with Julia for a year
I moved in with my sister:
889
01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:22,491
I decided to dig in and
study again for the Bar.
890
01:09:23,240 --> 01:09:25,049
But I have to admit, I couldn't
get her out of my mind.
891
01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:31,967
- Hello?
- Hey.
892
01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:35,046
Hi.
893
01:09:36,440 --> 01:09:38,010
How are you?
894
01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:41,042
- Fine.
- What are you doing?
895
01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:44,401
- Reading.
- What are you reading?
896
01:09:46,160 --> 01:09:49,607
- What do you want, Drew?
- I was just thinking about you.
897
01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:54,047
- Just wondered how you are?
- I'm great. Happy now?
898
01:09:57,760 --> 01:10:00,411
I think it's better for me
if we don't talk for awhile.
899
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:04,689
Well I don't want to
not talk to you.
900
01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:13,650
- Okay. If that's what you
really want. - It is.
901
01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:11,291
- You scared me.
- Sorry.
902
01:11:13,360 --> 01:11:17,445
- Oh, no thanks. - 12 essential vitamins...
It's government inspected.
903
01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:20,323
And it's really good shit.
904
01:11:21,840 --> 01:11:23,444
You like to dance?
905
01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:37,088
Drew, there's food in the fridge.
See you Monday. Terri.
906
01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:09,930
- Describe, negligence. - Conduct which falls
below the standard, established by the law...
907
01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:14,642
- ...for the protection of others, against
unreasonable risks of harm. - Perfect.
908
01:12:19,120 --> 01:12:23,170
Why is it, you bake cookies,
but you cook bacon?
909
01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:30,843
You know? Instead of baking
bacon or cooking...
910
01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:32,571
What?
911
01:13:13,720 --> 01:13:16,690
- Here sweetie, the veggie-burgers
for Rex. - Alright.
912
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:22,169
- What's in these things? - Who give's
a shit? You're not gonna eat them.
913
01:13:22,240 --> 01:13:25,449
- All of a sudden you're Julia fuckin' Child?
- Hey, I'm just asking a question!
914
01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:28,690
Turn that flame down a little bit,
you want to give us all cancer?
915
01:13:28,720 --> 01:13:30,165
I'll get right on that sweetie.
916
01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:34,963
- Everything alright?
- Great.
917
01:13:35,560 --> 01:13:39,485
- Does Lenny need any help over there?
- Whoa that's hot! - Nah, he's fine.
918
01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:08,885
Hey, it's me.
919
01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:14,009
It's been awhile...
...so I thought I'd give you a call...
920
01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:16,651
...maybe we could get together,
just have dinner or something.
921
01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:20,882
Anyway, give me a call.
922
01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:24,244
I miss you.
923
01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:33,761
Hey, what time are we supposed
to be at your parents?
924
01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:36,884
Ahh, 8. What do you think?
925
01:14:39,440 --> 01:14:41,966
Well... Yeah I know. I've been trying
to knock it back for 20 minutes.
926
01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:46,243
- Did you texture it?
- Yeah, a little.
927
01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:49,647
Maybe add some blur, X and Y.
928
01:14:55,280 --> 01:14:56,884
Wow. Good one.
929
01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:01,201
Julia, can I
borrow you for a sec'?
930
01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:09,683
These just came for you.
931
01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:14,285
Merry Christmas I love you
and I miss you. Drew.
932
01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:20,611
- Here. - Are you sure?
They're Godiva.
933
01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:21,922
Yeah, I'm sure.
934
01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:24,451
Yum-yums for me.
935
01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:30,211
I was a lot more prepared
for that second Bar exam.
936
01:15:30,680 --> 01:15:34,651
Meanwhile Lenny gave me a job reviewing
contracts at his Real Estate company.
937
01:15:34,920 --> 01:15:37,844
He had no legal department,
so I was it.
938
01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:41,046
I honestly believed that once
I passed the Bar.
939
01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:44,482
Things would fall back into place, and
Julia and I would get back together.
940
01:15:57,680 --> 01:16:00,889
...the Bar exam...
941
01:16:01,680 --> 01:16:02,966
Yes! Yes!
942
01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:20,086
Somehow I thought this would be easier
to put in a letter than to say in person.
943
01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:22,684
I'm getting married.
944
01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:26,961
I'm happy, and I truly believe
this is what's right for me.
945
01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:30,571
I wish you all the best, and I hope
946
01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:35,450
you find whatever it is you're I
coking for. Love, Julia.
947
01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:47,444
- What are you doing here?
- You can't marry this guy, Julia.
948
01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:50,882
- I love you.
- Drew...
949
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:52,764
Marry me...
950
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:58,483
- You don't mean that.
- I do. See, look I'm already saying it.
951
01:16:59,120 --> 01:17:00,406
I do.
952
01:17:03,840 --> 01:17:05,365
Drew.
953
01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:10,251
I'm in love with someone else.
954
01:17:13,440 --> 01:17:14,566
You can't be, Jules'.
955
01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:23,043
I am.
I... I got to go.
956
01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:27,766
You're going to meet someone else
and forget all about me.
957
01:17:33,040 --> 01:17:34,963
' Slot to go.
958
01:17:50,160 --> 01:17:52,288
- She...
- I heard, man. I heard...
959
01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:11,526
Yup. No, I'm faxing you
as we speak.
960
01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:13,842
Okay, thank you.
961
01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:18,961
Call Rosa, you got
yourself a house.
962
01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:24,042
- Thank you, Drew. We really appreciate how
hard you've worked on this. - You're welcome.
963
01:18:24,240 --> 01:18:26,208
And
buena suerte con su nueva casa!
964
01:18:27,480 --> 01:18:31,087
- You're getting there.
- Yeah...
965
01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:36,645
I'm taking Terri to Casa Rosa,
I'll see you later.
966
01:18:39,080 --> 01:18:41,526
- I thought you were sick?
- I am.
967
01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:45,205
I don't understand how you can
eat when you're sick.
968
01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:48,571
Feed a fever, feed a cold.
969
01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:09,128
- Hey, can I help you?
- Okay, here we go.
970
01:19:09,480 --> 01:19:12,484
Vanilla yogurt, Heath crunch...
971
01:19:12,560 --> 01:19:14,801
...Oreo, raw cookie
dough and walnuts.
972
01:19:15,240 --> 01:19:18,483
- That is so weird.
- I know, but it's so good.
973
01:19:18,640 --> 01:19:22,486
No, I mean... you're the second person
in 5 minutes to order that combo.
974
01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:26,884
This woman...
She must've just left.
975
01:19:29,560 --> 01:19:31,688
Skip my order, okay?
976
01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:44,886
Julia?
977
01:19:45,800 --> 01:19:47,450
Drew?
978
01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:51,402
- God, how are you!
- I'm fine!
979
01:19:55,800 --> 01:19:59,850
- You look great.
- Oh thanks. So do you.
980
01:20:00,280 --> 01:20:03,045
What are you doing here,
I thought you lived in Costa Mesa?
981
01:20:03,480 --> 01:20:06,006
Oh, I moved back
a couple of weeks ago.
982
01:20:06,320 --> 01:20:08,163
I'm surprised Lenny didn't tell you.
983
01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:10,965
Well we kind of made
a pact not to discuss you anymore.
984
01:20:11,440 --> 01:20:13,283
About 3 years ago.
985
01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:17,961
So I guess he didn't tell you
I got divorced.
986
01:20:20,360 --> 01:20:21,407
That he told me.
987
01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:26,284
How are you?
988
01:20:30,360 --> 01:20:32,727
Work wise we had a lot in common.
Otherwise... not so much.
989
01:20:33,240 --> 01:20:35,811
But... he adored me.
990
01:20:37,640 --> 01:20:41,326
And I needed that then.
991
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:48,684
I've always been with someone.
992
01:20:49,720 --> 01:20:54,282
From High School until Rex and I
split up, I've never really been single.
993
01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:59,360
And now for the first time
in my life, I'm on my own.
994
01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:01,770
- And?
- It's okay.
995
01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:10,046
- I still read your horoscopes,
you know. - Get outta here.
996
01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:12,569
I do.
997
01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:17,169
I hear you and Lenny are doing well
with your Real Estate company.
998
01:21:17,840 --> 01:21:19,126
Yeah.
999
01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:23,363
Actually there's a condo
that's become available...
1000
01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:26,165
...it's a little close to the freeway...
But... - I know.
1001
01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:30,649
If you close your eyes, it sounds
like a waterfall, or whales humping.
1002
01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:41,967
I'm sorry, Jules'.
1003
01:21:43,360 --> 01:21:45,010
For what?
1004
01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:49,802
For the way I treated you.
1005
01:21:50,520 --> 01:21:53,000
Talking you out of going
to Chicago.
1006
01:21:54,920 --> 01:21:58,129
Telling you that...
...I would make you happy
1007
01:21:58,200 --> 01:22:01,329
and breaking that promise.
1008
01:22:04,560 --> 01:22:07,086
I chose to come out here, Drew.
1009
01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:10,283
And I chose to stay with you.
1010
01:22:12,240 --> 01:22:14,163
Probably longer than
I should have.
1011
01:22:15,480 --> 01:22:17,960
But, it all comes down to choice.
1012
01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:21,846
And my happiness is
not for you to promise.
1013
01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:25,882
How'd you get so smart.
1014
01:22:26,320 --> 01:22:29,483
You just think I'm smart,
because I'm smarter than you.
1015
01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:31,968
It's not that I want to get all preachy,
1016
01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:35,090
but I do want to tell you
some of what I learned...
1017
01:22:35,680 --> 01:22:38,729
...since I met Julia. You know
all those cliques... people tell you,
1018
01:22:38,760 --> 01:22:40,364
that go in one ear
and out the other?
1019
01:22:40,400 --> 01:22:43,609
We'll they're true. You really
don't know what you got until it's gone.
1020
01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:46,491
And nothing of any
worth does come easy.
1021
01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:49,770
Wait, wait, wait...
I'm not done. Thanks.
1022
01:22:50,080 --> 01:22:53,004
I also learned that winning people
like Monty and Louis...
1023
01:22:53,040 --> 01:22:56,010
...is a lot less important
than losing people like Julia.
1024
01:22:56,400 --> 01:22:58,209
And that's why, I will never again,
1025
01:22:58,240 --> 01:23:01,130
I'll take for granted loving
someone who loves me back.
1026
01:23:01,480 --> 01:23:03,244
Okay. Now I'm done.
1027
01:23:03,680 --> 01:23:05,170
So how's Dante?
1028
01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:07,285
He's great.
1029
01:23:13,840 --> 01:23:17,925
Dante! Dante! Hello, yes!
1030
01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:22,245
- I think he remembers me. - Yeah, well you
don't forget someone who almost kills you.
1031
01:23:28,640 --> 01:23:32,042
First time around with Julia, I had this
elaborate plan for our lives together.
1032
01:23:32,760 --> 01:23:35,889
Remember harmonious, mutually
fulfilling, emotionally gratifying bliss?
1033
01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:41,404
A little tougher than I thought.
So this time around, I have no plan.
1034
01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:45,481
- I'm just going to see what happens.
- Nothing's going to happen.
1035
01:23:45,800 --> 01:23:47,370
Whatever you say.