1 00:00:45,360 --> 00:00:49,001 You ever spend a week driving cross-country in an '82 Jeep with bald tires, 2 00:00:49,320 --> 00:00:51,561 bad shocks... and worst of all, no air-conditioning. 3 00:00:52,480 --> 00:00:55,404 Ordinarily that would suck! Especially during a heat wave. 4 00:00:56,640 --> 00:00:58,563 But when you're with someone like Julia. 5 00:00:59,040 --> 00:01:00,485 Oh, sorry honey. 6 00:01:00,960 --> 00:01:05,443 Those things don't matter. Even if your butt-cheeks are stuck to the seat. 7 00:01:06,600 --> 00:01:10,764 Anyway, 4 years ago we arrived in L.A. With a U-Haul full of stuff and 8 00:01:11,360 --> 00:01:13,283 my head full of plans. 9 00:01:13,360 --> 00:01:18,241 First... Live together, in harmoniously, mutually fulfilling bliss. 10 00:01:19,040 --> 00:01:24,001 Second... Become admired and revered in the high-powered world of entertainment law. 11 00:01:24,800 --> 00:01:27,371 Third. Make a ton of money. 12 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:31,041 It all seemed perfectly do-able. 13 00:01:41,120 --> 00:01:43,043 Hey, slow down! 14 00:01:58,160 --> 00:02:00,640 What's that sound? 15 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:21,760 Well that's convenient, if we're in a rush, freeway's right there. 16 00:02:25,280 --> 00:02:27,681 Look Terri said it was the best she could find on such short notice. 17 00:02:28,800 --> 00:02:30,131 Well it is a month to month. 18 00:02:31,600 --> 00:02:33,602 Close your eyes. 19 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,684 Go ahead. 20 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:38,490 Sounds like a waterfall at sunset. 21 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:42,603 Or whales, humping. 22 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:56,366 What do you say we christen this place properly. 23 00:02:58,720 --> 00:03:00,802 How about the kitchen counter? 24 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:09,801 - Cat got your tongue? - Well I hope not for your sake. 25 00:03:12,360 --> 00:03:14,283 Not that I want to stop right now. 26 00:03:14,600 --> 00:03:17,604 But I'd thought you'd like to know how we wound up here at Chez Flamingo. 27 00:03:19,040 --> 00:03:22,567 We met while I was finishing law school, and she was graduating college. 28 00:03:24,280 --> 00:03:27,409 Man, I remember that dress. Pink flowers... 29 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:29,241 I wish I was a bumblebee right now. 30 00:03:29,280 --> 00:03:31,009 Okay, I'll talk to you Sunday. Say goodbye to mom for me. 31 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:32,605 Oh yeah, take a picture pal! 32 00:03:38,400 --> 00:03:42,883 The short guy is my rommate, Danny. Believe it or not, he's now a CEO. 33 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:45,606 Excuse me... 34 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:48,169 Sorry. 35 00:03:49,440 --> 00:03:51,408 Wow, it looks like you really worked on that. 36 00:03:52,040 --> 00:03:54,168 Didn't stop you from moving it. 37 00:03:57,920 --> 00:04:00,002 How much you want for the fridge? 38 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:05,368 Don't even think about it, she's been going out with Trey Reynolds for like, a year. 39 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:08,007 I don't know. She was smiling at me. 40 00:04:08,080 --> 00:04:11,243 - Believe me, she was in my marketing class last year. - Really? 41 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:14,245 Come on, she wouldn't even know who I am. Let me tell you something... 42 00:04:14,520 --> 00:04:16,443 ...the only shot you have of getting that girl, 43 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:19,889 is if she were to hit her head, wake up, and think you were her boyfriend. 44 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,528 Man, she's still not home. 45 00:04:37,280 --> 00:04:41,330 This girl's hard to find. I circled the quad 3 times today, trying to bump into her. 46 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:43,927 Why don't you circle the library, she's there now. 47 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:46,402 Native to the dwindling rain forests... 48 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:51,680 ...of Southeast Asia, Gibbons are considered to be among the worlds greatest acrobats. 49 00:04:55,920 --> 00:04:57,331 What do you think? Obsession, or Contradiction? 50 00:04:58,920 --> 00:05:00,524 What are you, sixteen? 51 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:05,444 Yeah this from a guy who eats Captain Crunch Berries 4 times a day. Contradiction. 52 00:05:06,280 --> 00:05:08,442 They have the ability to swing from tree to tree, 53 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:10,767 50 feet apart with speeds up to 35 miles per hour. 54 00:05:11,080 --> 00:05:12,684 Don't you have a final? 55 00:05:47,040 --> 00:05:47,927 Hey... 56 00:05:48,160 --> 00:05:50,891 You're the one selling the refrigerator. 57 00:05:51,080 --> 00:05:54,402 Oh yeah, the sign poacher. 58 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:58,723 - I'm Drew. - Hi Drew. 59 00:06:01,000 --> 00:06:04,800 - Marketing Major, right? - Communications. 60 00:06:06,240 --> 00:06:08,163 That was my second guess. 61 00:06:12,640 --> 00:06:15,450 I was just going to go take a little break. 62 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:18,569 You want a coffee or muffin? 63 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:23,487 I really need to finish this. 64 00:06:34,480 --> 00:06:36,403 How about having dinner with me Thursday night? 65 00:06:38,400 --> 00:06:41,006 You just fly right in there, don't ya'? 66 00:06:43,600 --> 00:06:46,080 Look, I have a boyfriend. 67 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:49,931 Tell him to bring someone, we can double. 68 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:57,602 And the Whippoorwill tends to her young. 69 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:01,491 - How'd it go? - It didn't. 70 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:04,123 Should have used the Obsession. 71 00:07:05,920 --> 00:07:07,888 I don't want to say I told you so. 72 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:12,167 Okay, fuck... I do want to say I told you so. I told you so! 73 00:07:16,800 --> 00:07:19,007 - Yeah, hi, I'd like to order something to go. - What are you getting? 74 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:23,049 Nothing for you. I'm going back. 75 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:25,168 You like that punishment don't you? 76 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:35,085 I left Danny with his monkey and forged ahead. 77 00:07:36,000 --> 00:07:38,606 I figured out of all the signs posted on that bulletin board... 78 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,771 ...there had to be a reason why I covered up hers. 79 00:07:41,840 --> 00:07:44,684 Hey, maybe our signs were a sign? 80 00:07:49,680 --> 00:07:52,729 I was sitting in my room... ...and I hear this voice whisper... 81 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:54,606 Picnic. 82 00:07:55,760 --> 00:07:59,731 So then I'm thinking, well if I can't get her to come to dinner with me... 83 00:07:59,840 --> 00:08:02,241 ...then I'm just going to have to bring dinner to her. 84 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:11,205 - I'm pretty sure we're not allowed to have food... - Oh I'm positive we're not allowed. 85 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:18,561 Well I hope you brought enough for everybody. 86 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:26,610 Let's start over. 87 00:08:28,520 --> 00:08:30,409 I'm Drew. 88 00:08:32,320 --> 00:08:33,606 Julia. 89 00:08:39,800 --> 00:08:43,930 - And you? - My sister Terri works for this law firm in L.A. 90 00:08:44,560 --> 00:08:46,449 She got me this job there while I study for the Bar. 91 00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:50,809 - When do you start? - 2 weeks after graduation. 92 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:57,769 How come in tennis, "love" means nothing. 93 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:02,404 Why are the first 2 points worth 15 and the third point is only worth 10? 94 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:10,083 I should get back. 95 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:12,886 Okay. 96 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:16,526 So what do you say we do this again Thursday night? 97 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:20,329 - You are very persistent. - I just know what I want. 98 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:23,568 - Pick you up at 7? - I really can't. 99 00:09:23,600 --> 00:09:25,807 7:30? 100 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:31,041 Look, you seem really nice. 101 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:33,762 And I'm truly flattered. 102 00:09:35,040 --> 00:09:40,604 Look, Julia. I'm not looking to complicate your life. I just hate to eat alone. 103 00:09:42,080 --> 00:09:44,970 - Nothing's going to come of it. - Okay. 104 00:09:55,360 --> 00:09:57,488 Moisture and consistency are the key to the toppings. 105 00:09:58,080 --> 00:10:00,970 See, you can get away with walnuts and cookie dough because they balance each other out. 106 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:05,046 - You spend a lot of time thinking about this, do you? - A fair amount. 107 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:09,011 - So, what's the worst combo. - Ohh, hot fudge and a fruit sauce. 108 00:10:09,040 --> 00:10:11,566 See there's no crunch in there and you've got two sauces. 109 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:16,561 - I like hot fudge and fruit sauce. - You're right, nothing is going to come of this. 110 00:10:16,640 --> 00:10:20,531 Okay, one vanilla with walnut and cookie dough... And one with Heath Crunchand Oreo. 111 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:23,684 - You guys need lids? - I don't even need a spoon. 112 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:30,641 You don't usually show someone your impression 113 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:32,489 of the Roadrunner on the first date. 114 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:34,130 But for some reason, with Julia, 115 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:37,607 I felt I could expose myself and she would still respect me in the morning. 116 00:10:39,720 --> 00:10:42,485 In fact she liked it so much we did it twice. 117 00:10:48,640 --> 00:10:49,926 Wallet. 118 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:52,526 Keys. 119 00:10:53,680 --> 00:10:54,966 Thanks. 120 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:59,567 Yeah, thanks for tonight. I had a good time. 121 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:02,126 Me too. 122 00:11:09,200 --> 00:11:11,043 Night... 123 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:17,365 Did you see that smile? Let's go back. 124 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:24,531 I could look at this over and over again. I mean, how cute is she? 125 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:30,731 I remember thinking, she's so great! Life is great! 126 00:11:30,880 --> 00:11:35,363 That tree is great! These pants are great! The moon is... 127 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:40,250 You know, I'm not thrilled about living with my parents. 128 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:42,009 But it's just until I get settled. 129 00:11:42,240 --> 00:11:44,368 It'll probably be a year at most. I mean... 130 00:11:44,880 --> 00:11:48,202 ...I'd rather live in Tribeca, but Fifth Avenue's, alright... 131 00:11:51,720 --> 00:11:53,722 I mean, at least I have the whole bottom floor to myself. 132 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,451 What is wrong with you? 133 00:11:59,040 --> 00:12:02,886 - I'm sorry, Trey. I... - This is an Armani! 134 00:12:02,920 --> 00:12:05,810 Can we have some club soda, please? 135 00:12:06,400 --> 00:12:09,324 - That was balsamic vinaigrette, Julia. - I'm sorry. 136 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,646 Julia? 137 00:12:19,240 --> 00:12:20,241 Drew, Hi. 138 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:24,681 What are you doing here? 139 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,527 Umm... I just had dinner. 140 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:36,205 I'm Danny by the way. 141 00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:41,004 Julia. You were in my marketing class, last year. 142 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:43,010 Yes I was. 143 00:12:46,440 --> 00:12:48,442 ' Slot to go. 144 00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,286 I can see. 145 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,971 - You guys need a ride? - No... -Okay. 146 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:19,088 So how are things going with you two? 147 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,331 Hi. 148 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:43,407 Hey. How'd you know I was here? 149 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:53,003 - Look, I'm sorry about last night. - You told me you were seeing him. 150 00:13:54,720 --> 00:13:56,165 I was seeing him. 151 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:03,249 - Was? - Well, 152 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,163 I'm going back to Chicago next month. 153 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,927 What about Platter? 154 00:14:10,960 --> 00:14:14,965 Trey is going to be an investment banker in New York. 155 00:14:20,480 --> 00:14:22,482 It was bound to end sooner or later. 156 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,563 I'm going to miss you. 157 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:49,370 - Me too. - I wish you were coming with me. 158 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:53,168 Well I'm going to visit you during Christmas. 159 00:14:55,040 --> 00:14:57,008 I don't want you to come visit. 160 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:01,763 Come with me. 161 00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:05,323 - What are you talking about? - Move... to L.A. with me. 162 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,168 - I move into my apartment, Saturday. - I know. 163 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,088 - I start work in a week, Drew. - I know. 164 00:15:13,960 --> 00:15:18,522 - We've only known each other for 2 months. - Yeah, and 3 days, look I know... 165 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:21,963 ...all the reasons to say no, but I've never felt this with anyone. 166 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:30,041 Ahh... I mean my parents would kill me. 167 00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:34,763 Drew, do you have any idea how hard it is to get a job at Leo Burnett? 168 00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:38,810 Jules', there's tons of ad agencies in L.A. 169 00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:42,729 I'm sure we'll be able to find you something just as good out there. 170 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,010 Maybe even better! 171 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,444 This is crazy! 172 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:59,487 I will do, everything I can to make you happy. 173 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:04,201 I love you. 174 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:10,163 Come with me. 175 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:15,050 Well now you're up to speed. And just like that... we were in L.A. 176 00:16:15,280 --> 00:16:18,921 Emotionally, intellectually... sexually. We were firing on all cylinders. 177 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,761 Except for the occasional speedbump. 178 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:29,849 - Are you sure it slipped off? - Trust me, it fell off. 179 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:36,569 - What? - I think I know where it is. 180 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:45,567 Well, get it out! 181 00:16:49,640 --> 00:16:52,166 - Okay, this is embarassing. - I don't know, it's kinda fun. 182 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:56,287 Yeah well how about moving it along. You're not touring the Great Barrier Reef. 183 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,923 The Thomas Guide is quite old. If you're looking for a street... 184 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,488 ...it tells you what page it's on and where to find it. 185 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,931 - God dang it! - What? 186 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,971 I forgot to take my Ginkgo Biloba. 187 00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:17,363 You ever meet someone who lived in L.A. just a little too long? 188 00:17:21,800 --> 00:17:24,963 Anyway, the pages always fall out, so whatever you do, 189 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,923 you don't want to lose page 632. 190 00:17:27,160 --> 00:17:28,286 Everything major's on 632. 191 00:17:28,840 --> 00:17:32,686 Oh, that's my car buddy for driving alone. Especially at night. But lookie here... 192 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:37,806 - In there, the gift basket is your housewarming present. - Thanks. 193 00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:44,891 So it's right there, you never know. 194 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:50,003 - Did you notice the man in the leather jacket by the ceral? - No. 195 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:55,086 My God... I think he's following us. The red Corvette. 196 00:17:56,440 --> 00:18:00,240 - Are you sure, I don't think so. - Well we'll just have to find out, won't we? 197 00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,891 Alright leather man! You wanna play! 198 00:18:04,080 --> 00:18:07,402 We'll play! Hang on! Hang on! 199 00:18:16,360 --> 00:18:19,125 - Oh Jesus! It's him! - Oh my God! 200 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,566 Open the door, come on! Come on! Hurry! Hurry! 201 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:26,525 Go! Go! Go! 202 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:29,129 - Close the door! - Hey! Can you hold it... 203 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:30,930 Back off A-hole! 204 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:35,006 What the Hell is wrong with you... I'm Lenny Steinberg! I live here! 205 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,925 - I'll get you a new one. - There's no rush. 206 00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,288 I'm gonna kick your ass. 207 00:18:41,280 --> 00:18:45,763 Hi! I'm Elyse Steinberg. You must be Drew and Terri. 208 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:49,049 - What a cutie pie! How old? - He's 8 months. 209 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:51,643 Oh come in. Come in. 210 00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:56,202 - I'm so sorry about your husband. - Oh please. He's fine. 211 00:18:59,840 --> 00:19:04,368 Hey... Oh look, mangos! We love mangos. 212 00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:06,802 Look honey they brought us a fruit basket. 213 00:19:08,480 --> 00:19:12,724 Lenny loves fruit. He loves all kind of food actually. Don't you Lenny. 214 00:19:13,160 --> 00:19:15,208 Don't, you're mining it. 215 00:19:15,440 --> 00:19:17,488 Don't play with the fruit, put it back in there. 216 00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:22,491 My first day working for Louis Carbonelli. 217 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:26,047 One of thee most powerful entertainment lawyers in Hollywood. 218 00:19:26,320 --> 00:19:28,891 You see the names on the wall in stainless steel. 219 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:32,331 Drew Curtis was going up there next. 220 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:35,283 - Hi, I'm Drew. - Katute. 221 00:19:35,480 --> 00:19:39,007 - Gazunhidt. - Oh that's original. 222 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,683 Louis is expecting you. 223 00:19:44,920 --> 00:19:46,843 I need to see the net-profit definition. 224 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:53,843 You sold it, don't buy it back! 225 00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,684 The lace of money is the root of all evil. 226 00:20:00,240 --> 00:20:04,165 Also, I want a clause guaranteeing there'll be no other contingent compensation... 227 00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:06,641 ...without our prior approval. 228 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:08,648 Good. 229 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:18,041 I used to be able to "walk the dog" when I was a kid. Now I suck. 230 00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,244 You want the fudge swirl or the peanut butter? 231 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:27,850 - Excuse me? - Cookies! 232 00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:31,682 My niece belongs to some girls club. 233 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:36,331 - I don't know how I got stuckselling these fucking cookies. - Oh yeah, sure. 234 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:39,206 - Fudge swirls. I'll take a box. - Right. 235 00:20:41,440 --> 00:20:45,240 Shit I'm out of the fudgies. Katute! More swirls! 236 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:48,131 - Peanut butter's fine. - You sure? 237 00:20:49,120 --> 00:20:51,441 Great. 86 the swirls! 238 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,443 You can pay Katute on the way out. 239 00:20:59,120 --> 00:21:01,726 Louis, Marty Gomez on 2. 240 00:21:02,320 --> 00:21:03,685 Ahh... C.B.! 241 00:21:07,760 --> 00:21:10,730 What do you call that microscopic shit at the bottom of the pond? 242 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,843 Pond scum? 243 00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:16,924 No, no, no... That's at the top. 244 00:21:19,320 --> 00:21:20,287 I don't know. 245 00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:24,768 Well, it's some sort of shit. 246 00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:30,683 And until you pass the Bar... ...that shit is you! You're here... 247 00:21:31,240 --> 00:21:35,848 ...because of one reason and one reason only. 248 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:40,605 Your sister. She's a lunatic. But, she's brilliant and... 249 00:21:41,280 --> 00:21:42,770 ...I love her. 250 00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,371 And because I love her... 251 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:51,606 I'm willing to give you the benefit of my wisdom. 252 00:21:52,360 --> 00:21:54,931 Okay? Here it is. 253 00:21:56,120 --> 00:21:58,009 Plant. 254 00:21:58,120 --> 00:21:59,929 Tend. 255 00:22:00,760 --> 00:22:02,364 Reap. 256 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:06,443 Understand what I'm saying? 257 00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,050 No, I understand. 258 00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:22,971 I'd love to show you my book. Copy writing, media planning. 259 00:22:26,160 --> 00:22:27,889 In 6 months? 260 00:22:32,800 --> 00:22:36,407 Enthusiastic, hardworking... 261 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,323 I'll hold. 262 00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:44,723 Thank you anyway. 263 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,243 Hey sexy- 264 00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,928 - They beating you up? - They'd need an army. 265 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:08,409 Come on, I have got a treat for you. 266 00:23:19,280 --> 00:23:23,126 Why is it you whisper sweet nothings in an ear... shouldn't it be sweet some things? 267 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:29,366 How come you bake cookies, but you cook bacon. 268 00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:32,728 - You guys need lids? - We don't even need spoons. 269 00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,650 Hey, now you got cookie dough and walnut in mine. 270 00:23:39,440 --> 00:23:41,249 You got to try this. 271 00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:50,087 - What? - I'm really glad you came out to L.A. with me. 272 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:51,368 Yeah? 273 00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:53,722 Yeah. 274 00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:55,641 Me too. 275 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:02,246 - Where was I? - Abdominal... 276 00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:06,844 Abdominal crunch machine. The Flybex 5250, you know... 277 00:24:07,080 --> 00:24:11,165 ...it's the one where you lift your arms... it works the trapezius muscles. That hurts. 278 00:24:11,360 --> 00:24:15,331 Also she needs the arm curl and triceps extension. 279 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:19,520 And her personal trainer, Hymie, spelled... 280 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:22,242 ...Jaimie... 281 00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:25,244 ...on the set everyday between 10 and 3. 282 00:24:27,120 --> 00:24:30,886 Don't fuck with me Lori, or I'll make you pick up Hymie in a limo. 283 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:36,285 Moving on to the megastar... She needs the Denon CD player. The Sony 30 inch TV. 284 00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:43,161 And... the Sony DVD deck. 285 00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,164 Thank you. Bye. 286 00:24:46,400 --> 00:24:48,767 At least I have 2 interviews lined up for next week. 287 00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,928 Well use the credit cardif you need it, Hon'. 288 00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:53,241 Thanks. Don't worry Dad, I'll be fine. 289 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:55,803 Dante, get away from there! 290 00:24:57,840 --> 00:25:01,401 Come here. Come here. What are you doing in here... 291 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:04,571 Dad, can I call you tomorrow? 292 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:06,922 I love you too. 293 00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,329 Thanks babe, that's so sweet. 294 00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:15,131 Yeah, but yours moves. 295 00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:20,610 - I know, isn't he adorable? - Babe, when did we agree to get a dog? 296 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:24,681 Well there was this adopt a pet thing, on Laurel Canyon... 297 00:25:24,720 --> 00:25:26,643 And he was just staring at me. 298 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:29,204 That's what they do... 299 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:34,205 - Dante? - Yup. The Divine Canine. 300 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:41,889 - How about Dylan? - I thought we were going to save that name for one of our kids? 301 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:44,363 Oh yeah. Oscar? 302 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:50,562 - Oscar, come here! - Dante, stay! 303 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:53,764 - Oscar come here! Oscar... -Dante, stay... 304 00:25:54,040 --> 00:25:56,088 - Alright, that's it! Scissor time! - No! 305 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:02,082 - Say uncle! - No! I'm gonna pee! 306 00:26:02,360 --> 00:26:05,125 - Tell me I'm the best looking guy you've ever seen! - Don't push it! 307 00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,608 - Come on! - Okay... Uncle! 308 00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,126 And? 309 00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,091 And... You're the best looking guy I've ever seen! 310 00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,171 - That's right baby! - God! 311 00:26:17,280 --> 00:26:21,126 - Why don't you go and put the little frisbee in? - Oh, I hate that thing... 312 00:26:21,680 --> 00:26:24,968 - Maybe I should go back on the pill. - I thought you didn't like it? 313 00:26:25,240 --> 00:26:26,844 You know... 314 00:26:27,240 --> 00:26:30,005 Maybe they should come out with something like detachable balls. 315 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:33,450 Put them on when you want them, take them off when you don't. 316 00:26:34,680 --> 00:26:37,251 Great, 2 more things of yours I'd have to carry around in my purse. 317 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:41,603 Oh yeah, 2 months in L.A., and still going strong. 318 00:26:42,080 --> 00:26:45,448 We're laughing, we're having fun, we're about to have sex, in front of our new dog. 319 00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:48,645 Julia was making friends and Terri hadn't pepper sprayed any of them. 320 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:51,923 But I guess I didn't realize... 321 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:55,607 ...or maybe I just didn't notice, how much Julia was struggling to find herself here. 322 00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:03,323 So what do you think? 323 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:10,368 - I think it's just beautiful. - I know, I love it. It even has a white picket fence. 324 00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:14,801 ...I never saw myself as Suzy Homemaker, with a white picket fence. 325 00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:17,369 That'll have to come down. 326 00:27:17,800 --> 00:27:21,043 Oh, I almost forgot to ask you. What's the latest with your job search? 327 00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:25,603 Oh it's kinda tough, I think I'm going to have to look for something in the meantime. 328 00:27:25,640 --> 00:27:26,402 Really? Like what? 329 00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:30,010 - I don't know, just something to help pay the bills. - You know what? 330 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:32,481 Lenny knows a guy who has a special effects company... 331 00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:34,010 I'll see, maybe he needs somebody. 332 00:27:34,240 --> 00:27:37,323 - Oh, okay, that's alright. - No, it's no problem at all. I'll just call him. 333 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:42,565 - Your wife's on line 2. - I'm swamped, tell her I'll call her in an hour. 334 00:27:44,600 --> 00:27:46,250 Elyse, can he call you in an hour? 335 00:27:49,560 --> 00:27:50,846 Unhuh. Unhuh. Sure. 336 00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,845 She said, pick up the phone you fat fuck! 337 00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:02,806 - Why are you botherin' me at work? - Julia needs a job. Can you call Gary? 338 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:05,646 - Look, I'm busy. - Oh bullshit, you're busy... 339 00:28:05,680 --> 00:28:08,490 I bet you're sitting there eating a Bavarian creme! 340 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:10,969 Just do it, I'll give you a blowjob later. 341 00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,051 Oh yeah? Alright! 342 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,369 He's calling him now. 343 00:28:24,920 --> 00:28:26,843 I need you to bring these contracts to Monty Brandt. 344 00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:31,289 - The actor? - Wait for a signature. 345 00:28:32,600 --> 00:28:34,489 Three, four... 346 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,645 Pssh... Can I borrow your car? 347 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,286 I've got to drop these papers off at Monty Brandt's house. 348 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:45,686 - Louis must like me, huh? - Sure, he's probably trying to save a messengers fee. 349 00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:51,163 - Here, I'll get a lift from Sharon. - You're the best, 350 00:28:51,800 --> 00:28:55,964 - pick you up in the morning. A nonfat latte... - And an almond croissant. - Done. 351 00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:06,529 Someone's at your fucking gate! 352 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,243 Hi ahh... I work for Louis Carbonelli. 353 00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,886 He asked me to deliver some documents to Monty Brandt. 354 00:29:12,960 --> 00:29:14,724 Do you mean Monty Brandt the lying cheating asshole? 355 00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:19,522 - Celeste! Leave the intercom... - Get the hell away from me! 356 00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:35,803 Bitch-ass slut! 357 00:29:36,960 --> 00:29:38,724 - Hi. - Fuck off! 358 00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:41,288 Hey Celeste! 359 00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:45,489 You forgot your keys. 360 00:29:53,360 --> 00:29:55,010 Eat shit! 361 00:29:56,480 --> 00:29:58,562 And I want my God damn leather pants back! 362 00:30:09,080 --> 00:30:11,970 - What? - I ahh... Sorry to bother you, 363 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,322 but I was told to get your signature on these papers and 364 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:15,600 return them to Mister Carboneh... 365 00:30:18,040 --> 00:30:19,405 Come on in. 366 00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,606 I couldn't believe I was standing in Monty Brandt's house. 367 00:30:25,680 --> 00:30:27,170 The place was like a palace. 368 00:30:27,600 --> 00:30:30,285 And all I could think was... ...man I can see his pubes! 369 00:30:31,160 --> 00:30:33,561 What the hell happened to my tits? 370 00:30:33,800 --> 00:30:37,361 Oh my God, look at them! They've totally lost their shape! 371 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:42,811 This whole breast-feeding thing's a sham! I gained 20 pounds and I lost my tits! 372 00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:49,245 You know what, I wish Lenny and I could diet together... but he would never do it. 373 00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:50,611 He loves his food too much. 374 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:53,163 He's not that heavy. 375 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:56,363 Please, it's the loose clothes I buy him. 376 00:30:56,400 --> 00:31:00,246 Most people eat until they're full... ...Lenny eats until his arms get tired. 377 00:31:03,440 --> 00:31:07,729 Anyway, it's not like I banged the chick. I mean, we used to... I bumped into her 378 00:31:07,920 --> 00:31:13,165 - the other day, she gave me her number to, you know... catch up. - Right. 379 00:31:13,840 --> 00:31:16,605 And I didn't want to tell Celeste because then you get into the whole thing... 380 00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:19,041 ...how I used to date this chick. I haven't seen her in over a year. 381 00:31:19,280 --> 00:31:22,807 - And then, you know, come the questions. - The questions. 382 00:31:23,080 --> 00:31:25,765 - Are you still attracted to her? - What do you need to befriends with her for? 383 00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:29,042 Umm... Don't I give you everything you want? 384 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,609 Blah, blah... Hey don't touch, it's fucking art, man! 385 00:31:33,040 --> 00:31:35,884 Anyway, women are such a pain in the ass, you know? 386 00:31:37,840 --> 00:31:39,922 Anyway, she finds the number in my pocket. 387 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:46,605 Yeah... I probably should have leveled with her, but... 388 00:31:46,640 --> 00:31:48,165 I told her it was my masseuse. 389 00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:52,846 - Sometimes it's just easier to just bullshit than explain. - Exactly! 390 00:31:53,280 --> 00:31:56,568 Sometimes it's easier to bullshit than explain. I like that. 391 00:31:58,400 --> 00:32:01,006 - That's good. - So what happened? 392 00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:03,528 - What? - You know, with Celeste. 393 00:32:03,760 --> 00:32:06,764 - Oh, she called to get a massage. - Ouch. 394 00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:26,771 Hey look Jules', I'm going to be a little late for dinner. 395 00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:31,045 - Where are you'? - I'm at Monty Brandt's house! 396 00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,322 Monty Brandt'? Really? 397 00:32:34,920 --> 00:32:38,322 - I'll be leaving in a couple of minutes. - Well guess what happened today? 398 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:43,731 - I got a job! - I can't hear you, I'll see you in a little bit. I got to go. 399 00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:51,002 - Did you read those contracts you brought over? - No. 400 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:53,449 For the sequel to Hamlet? 401 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:56,651 They're making a sequel to Hamlet? 402 00:32:56,880 --> 00:33:00,327 - Yeah, Hamlet 2. Can you believe it? - Doesn't everyone die in that movie? 403 00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:03,482 And you have any idea what they're paying me? 404 00:33:03,760 --> 00:33:06,809 8 million. I would have done it for 5. 405 00:33:07,080 --> 00:33:09,003 I would have done it for 2. 406 00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,683 Right. You play the market? 407 00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,691 I dabble. 408 00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:20,527 Everyone I know is down like 2 percent... I'm down 9. 409 00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:23,649 I think my guy's an idiot. Either that, or he's ripping me off. 410 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:25,011 Maybe you need a new guy? 411 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:28,725 Exactly. 412 00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:37,205 - What do you know about shopping centers? - I know you need a lot of parking. 413 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:45,408 Listen, I got this stock offering booklet of some kind. 414 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:47,928 - A prospectus? . Right. 415 00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:52,090 Why don't you take it home and look it over, and tell me what you think? 416 00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:53,881 Sure. 417 00:33:55,440 --> 00:33:57,488 Cool. I'm going to take a shit. 418 00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:02,045 Hi... 419 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:03,850 I'm so sorry. 420 00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,682 No, I'm sorry Pumpkin. 421 00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,242 No, I should have trusted you scrumptious. 422 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,367 No, I should have understood your... 423 00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:15,043 I should've understood. 424 00:34:16,200 --> 00:34:17,486 Yeah. 425 00:34:25,240 --> 00:34:27,720 - I'm Drew. - Aubrey. 426 00:34:28,400 --> 00:34:30,846 I recognize you from the catalog. 427 00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:39,883 Aubrey... Cool name. 428 00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:42,443 Thanks, want to shoot some pool? 429 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,728 I guess I can shoot a game. 430 00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:11,889 Sorry honey. 431 00:35:11,960 --> 00:35:14,884 I had a few drinks and I just wanted to make sure I could drive. 432 00:35:15,160 --> 00:35:18,323 The last thing you said to me was, I am just about to leave. 433 00:35:19,560 --> 00:35:21,528 I was worried sick, I even called Terri. 434 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:26,731 Look, I'm really sorry. I was just trying to make a good impression on a client. 435 00:35:27,320 --> 00:35:28,606 God... 436 00:35:31,280 --> 00:35:34,966 - By the way, I got a job today. - Jules' that's great... why didn't you tell me? 437 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:39,764 Okay, not one of my better moments. 438 00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:42,971 And I wasn't unfaithful... if that's what you're thinking? But looking back... 439 00:35:43,360 --> 00:35:47,729 ...I guess I thought knowing Monty Brandt was going to change my life. 440 00:35:48,920 --> 00:35:52,606 Audio bay, post-sound. Graphics... 441 00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:55,047 You've already met Starr. 442 00:35:55,120 --> 00:35:57,168 I don't know who that guy is. 443 00:35:57,240 --> 00:36:01,450 CGI. Computer Generated Imaging. 444 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,527 - Rex is one of our Inferno Artists. - Hi, I'm Julia. 445 00:36:07,840 --> 00:36:11,561 He cleans up sloppy looking images, or adds elements that were never filmed. 446 00:36:11,840 --> 00:36:15,287 See, here he's placing some clouds and lighting in a skyscraper shot. 447 00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:19,966 - Wow, that looks so real. - For 600 bucks an hour, it better. 448 00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:25,929 So we have no idea what we're going to do 449 00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:28,201 with a 5 and a 7 year old for the whole weekend. 450 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,687 Oh my God the 405 was a nightmare, 451 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:32,251 I had to get off a Mulholland... 452 00:36:32,280 --> 00:36:35,568 ...and then the Skirball center was backed up because of some exhibition. 453 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:36,328 And just my luck... 454 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:39,011 Sepulveda is jammed because of some freakin' construction at the dry cleaners... 455 00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:42,243 ...and then I get stuck at the red light on Ventura! 456 00:36:42,880 --> 00:36:45,451 God I hate that light! What did I miss? 457 00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:54,562 We were just talking about our day at Universal with Lenny's nephews. 458 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:58,202 - Oh, was it fun? -Yeah... Yeah but that place can be terrifying for a little kid. 459 00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,125 I mean, it's sheer Hell on them. 460 00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:04,167 Hey guys, we're just going to cruise over this little bridge... It's collapsing! 461 00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:07,722 - The kids are screaming! - Oh I'm glad that's over... 462 00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,729 Let's just mosey on past this giant shark! 463 00:37:11,240 --> 00:37:14,926 One of them spent the entire tram ride with his head buried in my chest... 464 00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:18,801 - I think he hit my boob. - That was me. -That was you? 465 00:37:19,960 --> 00:37:21,246 I was trying to get a little. 466 00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:25,001 I think I'm going to take my parents there when they come out in a couple of weeks. 467 00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,560 - When? - The 28th. 468 00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:31,481 - That's during the Bar exam. - I know. They're stopping here on their way to Tahiti. 469 00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:35,521 - Oh, Tahiti. - They're celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary, 470 00:37:35,760 --> 00:37:37,250 in the same villa they spent their honeymoon in. 471 00:37:39,360 --> 00:37:43,684 Oh that's so romantic. Guys today suck. 472 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:47,527 Honey, where are you going to take me on our 25th wedding anniversary? 473 00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:51,968 Italy. How about Rome? Would you take me to Roma? 474 00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:55,042 Tony Roma. 475 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:03,483 Terri looked good tonight. Don't you think? 476 00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:05,400 Yeah. 477 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:10,529 - You okay? - I'm fine. 478 00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:14,283 You seem kind of distant. 479 00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,006 - How's the job? - It's okay. 480 00:38:18,840 --> 00:38:22,686 - That's not very enthusiastic. - Why are you interested all of a sudden? 481 00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:24,604 Come on, I'm always interested. 482 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:29,090 It's just a job, Drew. It's not like I'm going to work there forever? 483 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:33,566 Well maybe we can start sending out your resumes again? 484 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:36,765 That's not what I'm talking about. I enjoy working there... 485 00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:40,402 - ...but there are other things I want to do. - Like what? 486 00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:48,848 Well... Eventually I'd like to get married and have kids. 487 00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,411 I said eventually, you don't have to panic. 488 00:38:57,800 --> 00:38:59,848 We had talked about naming our kids. 489 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:02,804 I just thought that was somewhere off in the future. 490 00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:07,046 And as much as I hate to admit it, all I kept thinking was... 491 00:39:07,280 --> 00:39:12,411 Drew... you will never, ever sleep with another woman again. Ever! 492 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:17,927 Didn't I tell you not to speak to anyone without talking to me first! 493 00:39:18,160 --> 00:39:19,685 - I didn't sign anything. - I don't care. 494 00:39:20,320 --> 00:39:23,483 - A verbal agreement can be as equally as binding! - Well then put it in writing! 495 00:39:24,040 --> 00:39:27,362 Louis, you know my work. I'm not picky. 496 00:39:27,520 --> 00:39:30,444 But this script, this rewrite, it sucks! 497 00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:35,242 Okay fine, we'll just say there was never a meeting of the minds, therefore... 498 00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:36,202 ...no valid contract. 499 00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:41,325 Excuse me... Can I ask a question. 500 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:47,362 Chances are we're going to facing some expensive litigation here. 501 00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:50,366 Now in order to avoid that, if we could get you script approval... 502 00:39:51,560 --> 00:39:52,925 ...would you reconsider doing the film? 503 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:59,241 Well I suppose that would get us all to lunch a little sooner. 504 00:40:00,280 --> 00:40:03,204 - Who the fuck is that guy! - Three... Four... 505 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:09,164 I think you scared the shit out of him. Good thing he's wearing a dark suit. 506 00:40:12,760 --> 00:40:17,049 - You lost a few points there sparky. - Am I fired? 507 00:40:17,240 --> 00:40:19,083 Not yet. 508 00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:21,090 It's plant, 509 00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:24,723 tend, reap. 510 00:40:25,480 --> 00:40:27,403 Not demolish, hammer, paint. 511 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:30,683 Otherwise... 512 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:35,369 ...you'd have all these little baby shopping centers on every comer and no gas stations. 513 00:40:35,720 --> 00:40:38,769 See, sooner or later, someone's gonna need gas instead of amanicure. 514 00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,649 You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you? 515 00:40:46,080 --> 00:40:49,243 - Remember, if you build it, they will come? - Yeah. 516 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:53,524 Extreme fucking football... if they don't want it, they ain't coming. 517 00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:59,286 If French Stewart wants your advice, he'll ask for it. And that, you've got to earn it. 518 00:41:00,800 --> 00:41:04,521 - Through planting and tending. - Whatever. 519 00:41:09,640 --> 00:41:10,926 Hey! 520 00:41:12,320 --> 00:41:16,120 - Thanks for picking me up. - Well hopefully we won't have to do this much longer. 521 00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:20,166 - I wish I'd never sold my Honda. - Sorry, my mistake. 522 00:41:20,800 --> 00:41:23,610 - Well anyway, Lenny knows a guy who owns a car dealership. - That's great, 523 00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:27,005 Can we stop for something. I haven't has a chance to eat all day. 524 00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:33,168 You should tell Louis, you need to work less hours and study more. He'd understand. 525 00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:36,922 I don't want him to think I can't handle it. He'll think I'm some kind of a pussy. 526 00:41:37,840 --> 00:41:41,083 - Do you have to use that word? - Pussy? 527 00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:44,042 - Yes. It's crass. - I'm not... 528 00:41:44,480 --> 00:41:46,608 Welcome to Rubin's Red Hot, can I take your order please. 529 00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:48,969 - Do you want anything? - No. 530 00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:52,165 Chilli willy dog, and a large fries, thanks! 531 00:41:52,280 --> 00:41:54,965 I wasn't using it like that, I'm using it like wimp. 532 00:41:55,600 --> 00:41:58,365 As in pussy, as in pussycat. Same, like a pussycat. 533 00:41:58,400 --> 00:42:00,607 It's a crude term for a woman's vagina. 534 00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:04,521 - Alright, ice cold beverage with that? - Large orange'.! 535 00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:06,769 I'm not saying Louis is going to think I'm a vagina! 536 00:42:06,800 --> 00:42:08,928 What are you talking about? Words have different meanings... 537 00:42:09,200 --> 00:42:12,841 ...and in this instance, the word "pussy" is derived from pussy, comma, cat. 538 00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:16,051 Look the point is, it doesn't refer to a cat. That's ridiculous. 539 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:18,604 What's ridiculous is that you... 540 00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:23,846 If someone says they're "blue," do they mean they're the color blue? 541 00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:28,926 All I'm saying is that it's low-class to use that word. 542 00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:30,644 So you're saying that I'm low-class? 543 00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:34,722 I'm not saying you are, I'm saying the word is. 544 00:42:36,720 --> 00:42:39,530 Although you may be perceived to be low-class if you use it. 545 00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:45,291 Anyway, we're talking about you not studying for the Bar. 546 00:42:45,920 --> 00:42:48,048 Why are you riding me about how I use my time? 547 00:42:48,480 --> 00:42:50,528 I wish you'd just trust my judgement. 548 00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:53,810 I'm only saying it because I care. 549 00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:56,369 I know what I'm doing. 550 00:42:58,080 --> 00:43:00,651 They're getting comparable market rents... 551 00:43:02,760 --> 00:43:05,240 ...and all the anchor tenants have solid credit. 552 00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:08,444 - So that's a good thing, right? - I think so. 553 00:43:08,720 --> 00:43:11,530 I mean certainly long term real estate is about as consistent and safe as you can get. 554 00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:13,842 - Excuse me Mister Brandt? - Yes Tanya? 555 00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:18,563 - The car dealer called, your Ferrari's ready. - Shit! Can I use your phone? 556 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:22,609 You were supposed to be here, 45 minutes ago. 557 00:43:24,320 --> 00:43:26,891 Well Lenny's guy said he's leaving at 6:30. 558 00:43:27,120 --> 00:43:31,125 I'm so sorry, Honey. I'll never get to you and back over the hill by 6:30. 559 00:43:31,360 --> 00:43:33,931 Can't you just get a lift there and I'll meet you before he leaves. 560 00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:36,726 Julia? 561 00:43:40,520 --> 00:43:44,161 Hey sometimes it's easier to bullshit than explain, man. 562 00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,488 Which reminds me, 563 00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:50,566 if Celeste ever asks you, we were at the Oasis and then Jerry's Deli. 564 00:43:50,760 --> 00:43:53,240 - When? - Whenever. 565 00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:57,729 Alright. 566 00:44:00,560 --> 00:44:01,846 Thank you. 567 00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:13,923 You Okay? 568 00:44:14,040 --> 00:44:18,045 - Yeah. - What are you looking for? - A taxi service. 569 00:44:18,120 --> 00:44:21,044 - Where you headed? - Van Nuys, I have to look at a car. 570 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:23,523 Come on, I'm going to Sherman Oaks. 571 00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:27,247 - Are you sure? - Positive. I live there. 572 00:44:35,680 --> 00:44:38,251 You see, it's super clean! 573 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:41,730 Now I paid, $6800 for it. 574 00:44:41,960 --> 00:44:44,645 But because of Lenny, I'll let you have it for... 575 00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:47,286 - ...$7300. - Thanks, that's nice of you. 576 00:44:48,360 --> 00:44:51,045 Well, he knows somebody who's getting me a hair system at cost. 577 00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:53,041 Lenny's the bomb! 578 00:44:54,600 --> 00:44:56,011 Sorry I'm late... 579 00:44:57,400 --> 00:44:59,721 - I'll take it. - Whoa, wait. 580 00:45:00,240 --> 00:45:03,130 - Sorry, can you give us a second? - Hey, no problem. 581 00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:08,889 Don't forget you got to add tax and fees. How are you going to afford that? 582 00:45:10,080 --> 00:45:14,244 Well first of all, Lenny's got us a break. And second of all, my Dad's paying for it... 583 00:45:14,680 --> 00:45:16,569 ...so don't worry about it. Okay. 584 00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:28,006 - I'm going to study for a little bit. You want anything from the kitchen? - No, thanks. 585 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:32,762 Translation, I'm sorry honey, I love you. 586 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:35,321 I'm an idiot. What can I do to make it up to you? 587 00:45:36,320 --> 00:45:39,005 You know they should teach a class for guys on how to better communicate with women. 588 00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:42,842 Who am I kidding? We'd never go. 589 00:45:43,760 --> 00:45:45,410 Are you the new Inferno artist? 590 00:45:47,720 --> 00:45:49,643 Ahh... I'm sorry I thought you were at lunch. 591 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:51,762 That's okay, actually I just picked up a pizza. 592 00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:54,088 Yeah. 593 00:45:55,920 --> 00:45:59,641 - So how did you learn to log onto the machine. - Oh Gary showed me, 594 00:45:59,880 --> 00:46:03,726 - I have no idea what I'm doing. - Would you like to learn? 595 00:46:04,600 --> 00:46:07,683 - You mean, teach me to composite? - Why not? 596 00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:10,761 Yeah, sure. I'd love to. 597 00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:16,527 Come on Louis, Monty's comfortable with me. 598 00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:20,131 He planted, I'll tend, 599 00:46:20,560 --> 00:46:22,403 you'll reap. 600 00:46:24,560 --> 00:46:26,767 Thanks you won't... 601 00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:28,811 We're in Dante! 602 00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:41,203 Monty Brandt please. 603 00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,844 Yeah, Drew Curtis from Carbonelli, Weissmann and Bass. 604 00:46:46,240 --> 00:46:47,969 Monty, hey how are you? 605 00:46:48,920 --> 00:46:52,242 Anyway I just wanted to tell you... I just wanted to be the first... 606 00:46:52,760 --> 00:46:55,331 Can I call you back Monty? Alright... 607 00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:58,006 Dante! 608 00:46:58,720 --> 00:47:00,563 Dante, come here boy! 609 00:47:02,880 --> 00:47:04,166 Dante! 610 00:47:19,760 --> 00:47:22,331 I'm sorry, I didn't see him. 611 00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:24,967 He came out of nowhere. I'm sorry. 612 00:47:29,240 --> 00:47:31,925 Okay, thanks Monty. Alright, I'll catch you tomorrow. 613 00:47:33,600 --> 00:47:35,125 How is he? 614 00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:37,568 He's got a sprained leg, but he's gonna be fine. 615 00:47:37,600 --> 00:47:39,682 They said we can take him home in half-an-hour. 616 00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:42,290 What happened? 617 00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:47,801 If you think it's sometimes easier to bullshit than to explain. You're not alone. 618 00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:49,926 But I told her the truth. 619 00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:52,563 She was pretty cool actually. 620 00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:56,921 If you don't mind... I'd like to hug her again. Can we rewind? 621 00:47:57,320 --> 00:47:58,606 Thanks. 622 00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,362 Okay, time to move on. 623 00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:09,206 The California State Bar Exam. 624 00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:14,327 3 years of Law School... squeezed into 3 days of grueling exams. 625 00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,520 Everyone seemed to be writing more than I was. 626 00:48:17,800 --> 00:48:20,610 The girl next to me wore her pencil down to a stub! 627 00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:24,565 - Here you go. - Thank you sweetheart. What time do you get off? 628 00:48:28,680 --> 00:48:32,321 - Yo' douchebag! - What the hell are you doing here! 629 00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:35,525 Business baby! All expenses paid! 630 00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:38,645 Yeah, well you know. Both our VP's got sick. 631 00:48:38,920 --> 00:48:41,924 - You free for dinner? - I'm already late. Let's go. 632 00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:45,009 Why didn't you call, asshole... 633 00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:50,042 Gracias, Rosa. 634 00:48:56,440 --> 00:48:57,965 You can wait until I'm not around, you know? 635 00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:05,407 - Come on, I just looked. - You don't see me look at other guys when I'm with you. 636 00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:09,890 So you guys aren't getting along so well, huh? 637 00:49:11,160 --> 00:49:15,210 - It's that monogamy thing. Rearing it's ugly head again. - What monogamy thing? 638 00:49:15,640 --> 00:49:17,688 - It's nothing... - Just a little theory of mine. 639 00:49:18,200 --> 00:49:21,647 - Yeah, why don't you keep that to yourself, Danny. - No. Please, enlighten us. 640 00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:26,523 Okay. Basically it boils down to this. 641 00:49:27,040 --> 00:49:29,930 Monogamy just isn't natural. At least not for men. 642 00:49:30,360 --> 00:49:32,522 See, men have this insatiable need for variety. 643 00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:34,969 We basically have one goal in life. 644 00:49:35,240 --> 00:49:38,881 And that is, to spray sperm. It's what we're here for. It's what we do best. 645 00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:42,284 And, the more emotion we invest in one woman. 646 00:49:42,520 --> 00:49:45,842 The less sperm we get to spray around. It's biological. 647 00:49:46,120 --> 00:49:48,043 - That's absurd. - Is it? 648 00:49:48,280 --> 00:49:51,329 Take the male Gibbon, an ape with relatively small testicles. 649 00:49:51,480 --> 00:49:54,290 Now the Gibbon is considered to be highly monogamous. 650 00:49:54,560 --> 00:49:57,643 The chimpanzee, on the other hand, Has huge cajones. And will... 651 00:49:57,880 --> 00:49:59,928 ...mount anything that moves. 652 00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:03,409 Guess who man is closest to... ...on the evolutionary scale? 653 00:50:04,040 --> 00:50:05,690 The slug. 654 00:50:05,760 --> 00:50:07,649 The slug... That's good. 655 00:50:07,720 --> 00:50:11,281 I understand your hostility. It's not easy being female... 656 00:50:11,360 --> 00:50:16,400 See you have a finite number of eggs... And you have to find someone 657 00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:19,166 who's willing to stick around and help you protect those eggs. 658 00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:21,168 Of course, some women have the urge to hunt... 659 00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:24,967 ...like men, but in general, you have... ...an insatiable need for intimacy. 660 00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,562 See we're both insatiable, just in different ways. 661 00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:32,001 And when you think about it. That's really in the best interest of society. 662 00:50:33,320 --> 00:50:34,560 Really? 663 00:50:35,760 --> 00:50:37,967 You think that sexually transmitted diseases, 664 00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:40,241 unwed mothers, expensive divorce proceedings... 665 00:50:40,520 --> 00:50:44,366 ...and paying child support for all that sperm spraying is in society's best interest? 666 00:50:47,040 --> 00:50:50,487 All I'm saying is, if women were like men... 667 00:50:50,760 --> 00:50:54,321 ...then everybody would have sex all daylong and nothing would ever get accomplished. 668 00:50:54,600 --> 00:50:57,809 By the same token... If men were nest-oriented, 669 00:50:58,040 --> 00:51:02,762 incessantly desirous of intimacy... and had some inexplicable affinity for shoes... 670 00:51:02,960 --> 00:51:06,567 ...most honest women would say that men like that make them puke. 671 00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:12,206 They'd probably wouldn't want to get laid at all. Mankind would perish. 672 00:51:25,680 --> 00:51:27,489 I'm going to use the bathroom. 673 00:51:36,560 --> 00:51:38,369 Excuse me. 674 00:51:41,400 --> 00:51:43,482 He is such an ass! 675 00:51:44,000 --> 00:51:47,925 - Come on, he's a good guy. - Please, anyone who makes you laugh is a good guy. 676 00:51:48,080 --> 00:51:52,005 He could murder his whole family, he makes you laugh, he's a good guy. Whatever. 677 00:51:52,440 --> 00:51:55,205 So what, you agree with him? You think all men want to sleep around? 678 00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:01,165 I didn't say that. Look, you can't listen to Danny. 679 00:52:01,400 --> 00:52:03,971 He thinks if you're schizophrenic you can use the carpool lane. 680 00:52:05,040 --> 00:52:07,520 You didn't answer the question. 681 00:52:07,800 --> 00:52:09,086 Jules', hey, 682 00:52:12,760 --> 00:52:15,206 you're the only one for me. 683 00:52:21,040 --> 00:52:23,247 Damn it! Man, my shoulder's killing me! 684 00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:26,090 I know a great acupuncturist, fix you up like new. 685 00:52:30,040 --> 00:52:33,010 You ever think about sleeping with other woman? 686 00:52:34,480 --> 00:52:37,051 Sure. But I don't. 687 00:52:37,160 --> 00:52:39,481 You don't wonder whether you're missing anything out there? 688 00:52:41,200 --> 00:52:45,808 You mean like, some gorgeous woman who's gonna dig her nails into my back... 689 00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:48,566 ...and lick caramel flan off my balls? 690 00:52:56,240 --> 00:52:58,163 - You know my Corvette? - Yeah. 691 00:52:58,720 --> 00:53:01,371 I love that car. Every year they come out with a new one. 692 00:53:01,920 --> 00:53:04,764 Sleeker design, bigger engine, faster. 693 00:53:05,000 --> 00:53:07,128 There's always something new right around the comer. 694 00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:10,529 Fidelity isn't a feeling, 695 00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:19,804 Drew. It's a decision. 696 00:53:23,560 --> 00:53:25,688 Okay. Now you see that little halo around the edge? 697 00:53:27,280 --> 00:53:29,328 We need to shrink that mat. 698 00:53:29,560 --> 00:53:32,086 - Okay, so I goto the keyer mode, right? - Right. 699 00:53:33,920 --> 00:53:36,491 And I'll try erodeing it by a point. 700 00:53:38,400 --> 00:53:39,765 Very good. 701 00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:48,731 Drew, Louis wants to see you. 702 00:53:49,160 --> 00:53:50,685 Alright, I'll be right there. 703 00:53:59,680 --> 00:54:02,445 . You okay? - Fine. 704 00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:08,205 Louis just told me. I'm sorry, Drew. 705 00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:12,125 He knew before I did. 706 00:54:12,920 --> 00:54:15,969 Well look, he said if you pass the next time he'd hire you back. 707 00:54:16,520 --> 00:54:19,808 I can't wait 3 months. I need a job now. 708 00:54:22,160 --> 00:54:23,650 I'll lend you the money while you're studying. 709 00:54:24,960 --> 00:54:27,486 No, I don't want to take anymore money from you. 710 00:54:28,560 --> 00:54:30,085 I feel bad enough as it is. 711 00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:34,450 I don't, okay. Just think about it. 712 00:54:37,640 --> 00:54:38,926 Okay. 713 00:54:49,640 --> 00:54:50,527 Hi. 714 00:54:53,000 --> 00:54:56,846 - Hi, I was just in the area. I was wondering if Monty was home. - Sugar! 715 00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,561 Thanks. Come in. 716 00:55:08,440 --> 00:55:12,331 - Want some breakfast? - No thanks. I just had lunch. 717 00:55:12,840 --> 00:55:15,525 - Oh fuck, what time is it? - It's 2:15. 718 00:55:16,760 --> 00:55:18,603 Oh Jesus... 719 00:55:18,680 --> 00:55:20,603 - Want your robe, sexy? - Yes... 720 00:55:27,680 --> 00:55:29,409 So ahh... What's up? 721 00:55:30,400 --> 00:55:32,129 Well I wanted to tell you in person, 722 00:55:32,280 --> 00:55:35,887 no big deal, but... I didn't pass the Bar, so I'm 723 00:55:36,120 --> 00:55:40,250 temporarily not with the firm. At least not until the next exam. 724 00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:43,563 But in the meantime, I can still work on that deal for you. 725 00:55:43,600 --> 00:55:45,728 In fact, now I can devote even more time. 726 00:55:48,320 --> 00:55:52,962 - Does Louis know you're here? - No. 727 00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:59,887 Wow. You've got balls... I'll give you that. 728 00:56:00,920 --> 00:56:03,400 But you must think I'm pretty stupid. 729 00:56:04,280 --> 00:56:07,329 I've been doing this shit since I was 5 years old. I know the deal... 730 00:56:07,960 --> 00:56:09,883 ...and I wouldn't make a move without Louis. 731 00:56:11,200 --> 00:56:12,565 You'd know that if you did your homework... 732 00:56:12,600 --> 00:56:15,001 ...then again, if you did your homework you might have passed that test. 733 00:56:15,440 --> 00:56:18,125 And we wouldn't be standing here, insulting each other like this. 734 00:56:30,280 --> 00:56:33,363 - Well, I can support us until you pass... - No. 735 00:56:33,840 --> 00:56:37,686 It's okay, Gary's going to make me a CGI assistant, 736 00:56:37,920 --> 00:56:41,003 - so I'll be getting a raise. - That's great. 737 00:56:43,640 --> 00:56:46,211 That is great, Jules. It's just... 738 00:56:47,000 --> 00:56:49,207 ...that 6 months is a long time. 739 00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:54,447 Yeah well, 3 years of law school was even longer. 740 00:56:56,360 --> 00:56:59,443 Come on... ...you can't give up now. 741 00:56:59,640 --> 00:57:02,644 I know, I'll always regret it. 742 00:57:05,080 --> 00:57:08,607 - It's easy to talk when you have money. - What does that mean? 743 00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:13,320 Means, I didn't have anyone to buy me a car or pay for my school... 744 00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:14,361 What are you saying, Drew? 745 00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:17,565 I can't relate to your problems, Because I come from a little money? 746 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:20,686 Well? 747 00:57:22,600 --> 00:57:24,284 Screw you. 748 00:57:27,080 --> 00:57:31,165 Argh... Why did I do that, what the hell was I thinking? 749 00:57:32,080 --> 00:57:33,491 I hate saying this, 750 00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:37,961 I guess sometimes you... Ahh fuck it. 751 00:57:41,040 --> 00:57:42,849 He says he's just worried about his career, 752 00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:45,201 but he makes me feel like I'm nagging him all the time. 753 00:57:45,320 --> 00:57:47,243 Why do you stay? 754 00:57:47,880 --> 00:57:50,087 - I love him. - That's no reason. 755 00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:53,927 - What are you talking about? That's the most important reason of all. - Look, 756 00:57:54,160 --> 00:57:58,484 love doesn't mean a thing if he treats you like shit. Take Lenny and me for example. 757 00:57:59,040 --> 00:58:01,611 Not only do we love each other... ...but we respect each other. 758 00:58:01,680 --> 00:58:04,160 And we laugh all the time. 759 00:58:04,400 --> 00:58:07,847 Like the other day he was giving me his big ego speech... 760 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:10,571 "I run my own real estate company!" Blah! Blah! Blah... 761 00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:16,406 And I said to him, Lenny, you couldn't run a stop sign. 762 00:58:17,480 --> 00:58:21,963 He bursts out laughing, we end up shtooping our brains out right on the kitchen floor. 763 00:58:24,640 --> 00:58:26,563 How is this relevant? 764 00:58:26,800 --> 00:58:30,930 Because no guy worth anything respects a pushover. 765 00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:35,768 You want to be treated right? First you have to believe you deserve it. 766 00:58:36,040 --> 00:58:38,566 And then, you have to demand it. 767 00:58:39,440 --> 00:58:43,206 I'm sure it's just a phase. He'll change. 768 00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:47,481 Honey, if he changes, his underwear you're ahead of the game. 769 00:58:54,160 --> 00:58:56,003 What's wrong? 770 00:58:57,360 --> 00:59:00,489 Sometimes I really don't like who I am, when I'm with him. 771 00:59:02,480 --> 00:59:06,246 You know, in college, Everything made sense. 772 00:59:07,760 --> 00:59:09,683 Now it all seems so shaky. 773 00:59:10,960 --> 00:59:13,281 Hey, it's scary out there. 774 00:59:15,720 --> 00:59:17,131 I'm 2 weeks late. 775 00:59:20,400 --> 00:59:22,482 Oh Julia... Did you tell Drew? 776 00:59:24,160 --> 00:59:25,844 No. 777 00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:31,925 Her married friends keep asking her if we're going to tie the knot. 778 00:59:32,600 --> 00:59:34,921 Why do married people do that all the time? 779 00:59:35,920 --> 00:59:37,684 Misery loves company. 780 00:59:39,400 --> 00:59:41,209 Yeah well, lately she seems interested 781 00:59:41,240 --> 00:59:43,846 in talking about is saving for a house and having kids. 782 00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:46,446 She knows what she wants, you can't blame her. 783 00:59:46,560 --> 00:59:47,846 Thank you, Lenny. 784 00:59:49,840 --> 00:59:51,922 Desert's on the table. 785 00:59:56,920 --> 00:59:58,331 Sorry... 786 01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:04,481 Me thinks Uncle Drew is fucked. Yeah... 787 01:00:06,640 --> 01:00:09,928 One who honors others, honors himself. 788 01:00:10,880 --> 01:00:12,245 This is more like it. 789 01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:14,170 You have a big dong. 790 01:00:15,720 --> 01:00:19,281 - He must've gotten Lenny's. - Oh I don't think so. 791 01:00:20,560 --> 01:00:25,600 Oh I didn't mean it, honey. I know you're hung like a Buffalo. 792 01:00:29,520 --> 01:00:32,649 Oh please, you're always making snide little comments. 793 01:00:33,520 --> 01:00:37,411 Love means having to say you're sorry. Constantly. 794 01:00:37,480 --> 01:00:40,051 - I don't remember saying that. - Of course you don't remember. 795 01:00:40,080 --> 01:00:42,401 You're a man, you develop amnesia when it's convenient! 796 01:00:42,640 --> 01:00:45,211 - I was probably joking. - You were serious. 797 01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:49,451 - Oh, like you remember whether I was serious or not. - I remember very well. 798 01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:52,081 It was after you hung out at Monty Brandt's all night, 799 01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:55,927 the first time we has dinner at Case Rosa's. You were wearing the white shirt 800 01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:58,287 with the navy stripes and the khaki pants that I hate. 801 01:00:58,320 --> 01:01:00,971 - You remember what I was wearing? - I remember everything, Drew. 802 01:01:02,360 --> 01:01:06,809 See this is a little game women play. They know that guys don't remember things 803 01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:10,641 so they just cite some insignificant little fact... 804 01:01:11,080 --> 01:01:14,402 ...like a navy striped shirt, which lends instant credibility... 805 01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:17,611 You were wearing the white shirt with the navy stripes 806 01:01:17,840 --> 01:01:19,604 and the khaki pants that I hate. But that's not the point. 807 01:01:20,280 --> 01:01:24,524 I don't understand you, Julia. I make a few harmless little comments, 808 01:01:24,640 --> 01:01:28,565 - why are you so sensitive? - I'm sensitive because you are always preoccupied... 809 01:01:28,720 --> 01:01:32,964 - ...and you're always looking at other women! - And you're always complaining! 810 01:01:33,720 --> 01:01:36,246 You have to twist everything around, so that it's my fault. 811 01:01:40,080 --> 01:01:42,003 Maybe I want too much, 812 01:01:43,840 --> 01:01:45,763 but I'm in love with you, Drew. 813 01:01:47,920 --> 01:01:50,366 Look, whatever's wrong we can work it out. 814 01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:54,087 Nothing's wrong, Julia! Just stop pressuring me! 815 01:01:55,200 --> 01:01:57,521 You never want to talk! 816 01:01:57,920 --> 01:01:59,843 You never make love anymore! 817 01:02:02,640 --> 01:02:04,847 Are you not in love with me anymore? 818 01:02:06,240 --> 01:02:08,049 Is that it? 819 01:02:09,480 --> 01:02:13,804 Please Drew... ...no intellectual rhetoric, 820 01:02:14,000 --> 01:02:18,289 no one-liners. Just talk to me. 821 01:02:26,160 --> 01:02:30,165 Why do women have to talk everything out? 822 01:02:30,800 --> 01:02:34,646 Why can't they be like guys, keep things inside and die of heart attacks? 823 01:02:42,320 --> 01:02:45,051 We used to do it on the kitchen counter. 824 01:03:10,320 --> 01:03:12,084 I wish things were like the beginning. 825 01:03:15,440 --> 01:03:18,250 Well, that's when they want you so badly, they'll do anything. 826 01:03:18,520 --> 01:03:22,241 Then once they get you, they put you on the maintenance plan. 827 01:03:24,400 --> 01:03:28,007 - I'm glad you're my friend, Elyse. - Ohh, me too. 828 01:03:28,240 --> 01:03:30,561 I don't know what I'd do if I didn't have a friend to talk to. 829 01:03:32,720 --> 01:03:34,484 Well there's always Drew's sister. 830 01:03:36,720 --> 01:03:38,245 The wacka-doodle. 831 01:03:40,640 --> 01:03:43,166 Why did you ask her to come out here with you? 832 01:03:43,760 --> 01:03:45,683 I thought it would work. 833 01:03:46,560 --> 01:03:48,722 I was crazy about her. 834 01:03:49,360 --> 01:03:51,169 At least I thought I was. 835 01:03:51,680 --> 01:03:53,728 But you're not now? 836 01:03:55,160 --> 01:03:57,003 I want to be. 837 01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:01,489 I want to feel like I can't be without her. 838 01:04:02,840 --> 01:04:04,922 I know that sounds ridiculous. 839 01:04:05,640 --> 01:04:07,768 What else is bothering you? 840 01:04:08,320 --> 01:04:09,685 What makes you think something's bothering me? 841 01:04:11,640 --> 01:04:16,521 19 years of listening to people on this table and a hunch. 842 01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:19,290 You can tell me, you know. 843 01:04:20,600 --> 01:04:23,046 It might help the pain in your shoulder go away. 844 01:04:25,320 --> 01:04:27,402 Lately I... I feel... 845 01:04:29,560 --> 01:04:36,330 I look at myself as a failure. 846 01:04:39,520 --> 01:04:44,686 I thought I'd come out here, pass the Bar, make lots of money... maybe start a family. 847 01:04:47,120 --> 01:04:50,442 I've always been able to pull it off... ...you know. Whatever I wanted... 848 01:04:52,240 --> 01:04:54,811 Now I can't seem to make anything work. 849 01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:58,124 How much longer? 850 01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:13,686 It's done. 851 01:05:14,320 --> 01:05:16,163 Well? 852 01:05:17,960 --> 01:05:20,964 - It's negative. - Oh thank God. 853 01:05:22,680 --> 01:05:24,091 What? 854 01:05:25,200 --> 01:05:27,043 What's wrong? 855 01:05:27,440 --> 01:05:30,364 It's just your reaction was so... So... 856 01:05:30,640 --> 01:05:31,607 What? 857 01:05:32,640 --> 01:05:34,961 Like you received a pardon from a death sentence! 858 01:05:39,080 --> 01:05:41,560 You know, I think underneath it all you wanted to be pregnant. 859 01:05:42,400 --> 01:05:46,086 That's bullshit. I just don't think it would be the end of the world like you do. 860 01:05:48,800 --> 01:05:50,962 Maybe this is a blessing. 861 01:05:52,400 --> 01:05:54,641 - Maybe this shows our heads are in different places right now. - Yeah, 862 01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:57,846 mine's on my shoulders, and yours is up your ass! 863 01:06:01,280 --> 01:06:04,011 I don't know why she stays with me. 864 01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:06,847 What do you think she should do? 865 01:06:08,480 --> 01:06:10,687 Probably leave me. 866 01:06:12,160 --> 01:06:15,528 Sounds like a part of you wants her to. 867 01:06:16,000 --> 01:06:19,641 Perhaps that way you don't have to be the bad guy. 868 01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:24,971 Why is it we sometimes look for advice when we already know the answer. 869 01:06:26,160 --> 01:06:28,970 Maybe it's because we want to be wrong. 870 01:06:29,440 --> 01:06:31,283 Drew... 871 01:06:37,680 --> 01:06:39,603 I've been thinking... 872 01:06:46,480 --> 01:06:48,642 Maybe we shouldn't live together anymore. 873 01:06:49,520 --> 01:06:51,249 I'm sorry, honey. 874 01:06:52,000 --> 01:06:54,287 - Look this hurts me... - Shut up. 875 01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:57,004 Why are you doing this? 876 01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:00,169 I moved across the country to be with you. 877 01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:03,808 I... I'm just not good for you right now. 878 01:07:04,040 --> 01:07:05,929 I left a job! 879 01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:08,481 I left my family, and my friends... 880 01:07:08,640 --> 01:07:12,770 I'm living next to a freeway! You fucking selfish coward! 881 01:07:13,360 --> 01:07:14,885 Get away from me! 882 01:07:34,080 --> 01:07:35,889 Alright Sophie, give Daddy the remote. 883 01:07:35,920 --> 01:07:38,571 Looks like mommy and me aren't doing the nasty tonight. 884 01:07:52,520 --> 01:07:55,000 I'm going to miss this place. 885 01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:09,330 See ya' buddy. 886 01:08:27,800 --> 01:08:29,768 You should go. 887 01:08:33,920 --> 01:08:35,331 I love you. 888 01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:17,889 After living with Julia for a year I moved in with my sister: 889 01:09:18,520 --> 01:09:22,491 I decided to dig in and study again for the Bar. 890 01:09:23,240 --> 01:09:25,049 But I have to admit, I couldn't get her out of my mind. 891 01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:31,967 - Hello? - Hey. 892 01:09:33,760 --> 01:09:35,046 Hi. 893 01:09:36,440 --> 01:09:38,010 How are you? 894 01:09:38,960 --> 01:09:41,042 - Fine. - What are you doing? 895 01:09:42,160 --> 01:09:44,401 - Reading. - What are you reading? 896 01:09:46,160 --> 01:09:49,607 - What do you want, Drew? - I was just thinking about you. 897 01:09:50,600 --> 01:09:54,047 - Just wondered how you are? - I'm great. Happy now? 898 01:09:57,760 --> 01:10:00,411 I think it's better for me if we don't talk for awhile. 899 01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:04,689 Well I don't want to not talk to you. 900 01:10:09,600 --> 01:10:13,650 - Okay. If that's what you really want. - It is. 901 01:11:08,720 --> 01:11:11,291 - You scared me. - Sorry. 902 01:11:13,360 --> 01:11:17,445 - Oh, no thanks. - 12 essential vitamins... It's government inspected. 903 01:11:18,400 --> 01:11:20,323 And it's really good shit. 904 01:11:21,840 --> 01:11:23,444 You like to dance? 905 01:11:35,040 --> 01:11:37,088 Drew, there's food in the fridge. See you Monday. Terri. 906 01:12:04,560 --> 01:12:09,930 - Describe, negligence. - Conduct which falls below the standard, established by the law... 907 01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:14,642 - ...for the protection of others, against unreasonable risks of harm. - Perfect. 908 01:12:19,120 --> 01:12:23,170 Why is it, you bake cookies, but you cook bacon? 909 01:12:27,600 --> 01:12:30,843 You know? Instead of baking bacon or cooking... 910 01:12:31,240 --> 01:12:32,571 What? 911 01:13:13,720 --> 01:13:16,690 - Here sweetie, the veggie-burgers for Rex. - Alright. 912 01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:22,169 - What's in these things? - Who give's a shit? You're not gonna eat them. 913 01:13:22,240 --> 01:13:25,449 - All of a sudden you're Julia fuckin' Child? - Hey, I'm just asking a question! 914 01:13:25,720 --> 01:13:28,690 Turn that flame down a little bit, you want to give us all cancer? 915 01:13:28,720 --> 01:13:30,165 I'll get right on that sweetie. 916 01:13:33,040 --> 01:13:34,963 - Everything alright? - Great. 917 01:13:35,560 --> 01:13:39,485 - Does Lenny need any help over there? - Whoa that's hot! - Nah, he's fine. 918 01:14:07,520 --> 01:14:08,885 Hey, it's me. 919 01:14:09,560 --> 01:14:14,009 It's been awhile... ...so I thought I'd give you a call... 920 01:14:14,080 --> 01:14:16,651 ...maybe we could get together, just have dinner or something. 921 01:14:18,720 --> 01:14:20,882 Anyway, give me a call. 922 01:14:22,560 --> 01:14:24,244 I miss you. 923 01:14:31,520 --> 01:14:33,761 Hey, what time are we supposed to be at your parents? 924 01:14:33,960 --> 01:14:36,884 Ahh, 8. What do you think? 925 01:14:39,440 --> 01:14:41,966 Well... Yeah I know. I've been trying to knock it back for 20 minutes. 926 01:14:43,000 --> 01:14:46,243 - Did you texture it? - Yeah, a little. 927 01:14:47,440 --> 01:14:49,647 Maybe add some blur, X and Y. 928 01:14:55,280 --> 01:14:56,884 Wow. Good one. 929 01:14:58,800 --> 01:15:01,201 Julia, can I borrow you for a sec'? 930 01:15:07,760 --> 01:15:09,683 These just came for you. 931 01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:14,285 Merry Christmas I love you and I miss you. Drew. 932 01:15:16,720 --> 01:15:20,611 - Here. - Are you sure? They're Godiva. 933 01:15:21,000 --> 01:15:21,922 Yeah, I'm sure. 934 01:15:23,120 --> 01:15:24,451 Yum-yums for me. 935 01:15:27,640 --> 01:15:30,211 I was a lot more prepared for that second Bar exam. 936 01:15:30,680 --> 01:15:34,651 Meanwhile Lenny gave me a job reviewing contracts at his Real Estate company. 937 01:15:34,920 --> 01:15:37,844 He had no legal department, so I was it. 938 01:15:38,600 --> 01:15:41,046 I honestly believed that once I passed the Bar. 939 01:15:41,080 --> 01:15:44,482 Things would fall back into place, and Julia and I would get back together. 940 01:15:57,680 --> 01:16:00,889 ...the Bar exam... 941 01:16:01,680 --> 01:16:02,966 Yes! Yes! 942 01:16:16,320 --> 01:16:20,086 Somehow I thought this would be easier to put in a letter than to say in person. 943 01:16:20,920 --> 01:16:22,684 I'm getting married. 944 01:16:23,400 --> 01:16:26,961 I'm happy, and I truly believe this is what's right for me. 945 01:16:28,000 --> 01:16:30,571 I wish you all the best, and I hope 946 01:16:31,320 --> 01:16:35,450 you find whatever it is you're I coking for. Love, Julia. 947 01:16:43,280 --> 01:16:47,444 - What are you doing here? - You can't marry this guy, Julia. 948 01:16:48,880 --> 01:16:50,882 - I love you. - Drew... 949 01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:52,764 Marry me... 950 01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:58,483 - You don't mean that. - I do. See, look I'm already saying it. 951 01:16:59,120 --> 01:17:00,406 I do. 952 01:17:03,840 --> 01:17:05,365 Drew. 953 01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:10,251 I'm in love with someone else. 954 01:17:13,440 --> 01:17:14,566 You can't be, Jules'. 955 01:17:21,120 --> 01:17:23,043 I am. I... I got to go. 956 01:17:24,080 --> 01:17:27,766 You're going to meet someone else and forget all about me. 957 01:17:33,040 --> 01:17:34,963 ' Slot to go. 958 01:17:50,160 --> 01:17:52,288 - She... - I heard, man. I heard... 959 01:18:09,000 --> 01:18:11,526 Yup. No, I'm faxing you as we speak. 960 01:18:11,680 --> 01:18:13,842 Okay, thank you. 961 01:18:15,400 --> 01:18:18,961 Call Rosa, you got yourself a house. 962 01:18:19,320 --> 01:18:24,042 - Thank you, Drew. We really appreciate how hard you've worked on this. - You're welcome. 963 01:18:24,240 --> 01:18:26,208 And buena suerte con su nueva casa! 964 01:18:27,480 --> 01:18:31,087 - You're getting there. - Yeah... 965 01:18:33,880 --> 01:18:36,645 I'm taking Terri to Casa Rosa, I'll see you later. 966 01:18:39,080 --> 01:18:41,526 - I thought you were sick? - I am. 967 01:18:42,520 --> 01:18:45,205 I don't understand how you can eat when you're sick. 968 01:18:46,000 --> 01:18:48,571 Feed a fever, feed a cold. 969 01:19:05,840 --> 01:19:09,128 - Hey, can I help you? - Okay, here we go. 970 01:19:09,480 --> 01:19:12,484 Vanilla yogurt, Heath crunch... 971 01:19:12,560 --> 01:19:14,801 ...Oreo, raw cookie dough and walnuts. 972 01:19:15,240 --> 01:19:18,483 - That is so weird. - I know, but it's so good. 973 01:19:18,640 --> 01:19:22,486 No, I mean... you're the second person in 5 minutes to order that combo. 974 01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:26,884 This woman... She must've just left. 975 01:19:29,560 --> 01:19:31,688 Skip my order, okay? 976 01:19:43,600 --> 01:19:44,886 Julia? 977 01:19:45,800 --> 01:19:47,450 Drew? 978 01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:51,402 - God, how are you! - I'm fine! 979 01:19:55,800 --> 01:19:59,850 - You look great. - Oh thanks. So do you. 980 01:20:00,280 --> 01:20:03,045 What are you doing here, I thought you lived in Costa Mesa? 981 01:20:03,480 --> 01:20:06,006 Oh, I moved back a couple of weeks ago. 982 01:20:06,320 --> 01:20:08,163 I'm surprised Lenny didn't tell you. 983 01:20:08,200 --> 01:20:10,965 Well we kind of made a pact not to discuss you anymore. 984 01:20:11,440 --> 01:20:13,283 About 3 years ago. 985 01:20:15,720 --> 01:20:17,961 So I guess he didn't tell you I got divorced. 986 01:20:20,360 --> 01:20:21,407 That he told me. 987 01:20:24,600 --> 01:20:26,284 How are you? 988 01:20:30,360 --> 01:20:32,727 Work wise we had a lot in common. Otherwise... not so much. 989 01:20:33,240 --> 01:20:35,811 But... he adored me. 990 01:20:37,640 --> 01:20:41,326 And I needed that then. 991 01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:48,684 I've always been with someone. 992 01:20:49,720 --> 01:20:54,282 From High School until Rex and I split up, I've never really been single. 993 01:20:55,560 --> 01:20:59,360 And now for the first time in my life, I'm on my own. 994 01:21:00,120 --> 01:21:01,770 - And? - It's okay. 995 01:21:06,200 --> 01:21:10,046 - I still read your horoscopes, you know. - Get outta here. 996 01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:12,569 I do. 997 01:21:14,040 --> 01:21:17,169 I hear you and Lenny are doing well with your Real Estate company. 998 01:21:17,840 --> 01:21:19,126 Yeah. 999 01:21:20,120 --> 01:21:23,363 Actually there's a condo that's become available... 1000 01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:26,165 ...it's a little close to the freeway... But... - I know. 1001 01:21:26,280 --> 01:21:30,649 If you close your eyes, it sounds like a waterfall, or whales humping. 1002 01:21:39,600 --> 01:21:41,967 I'm sorry, Jules'. 1003 01:21:43,360 --> 01:21:45,010 For what? 1004 01:21:47,720 --> 01:21:49,802 For the way I treated you. 1005 01:21:50,520 --> 01:21:53,000 Talking you out of going to Chicago. 1006 01:21:54,920 --> 01:21:58,129 Telling you that... ...I would make you happy 1007 01:21:58,200 --> 01:22:01,329 and breaking that promise. 1008 01:22:04,560 --> 01:22:07,086 I chose to come out here, Drew. 1009 01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:10,283 And I chose to stay with you. 1010 01:22:12,240 --> 01:22:14,163 Probably longer than I should have. 1011 01:22:15,480 --> 01:22:17,960 But, it all comes down to choice. 1012 01:22:18,000 --> 01:22:21,846 And my happiness is not for you to promise. 1013 01:22:23,720 --> 01:22:25,882 How'd you get so smart. 1014 01:22:26,320 --> 01:22:29,483 You just think I'm smart, because I'm smarter than you. 1015 01:22:29,920 --> 01:22:31,968 It's not that I want to get all preachy, 1016 01:22:32,200 --> 01:22:35,090 but I do want to tell you some of what I learned... 1017 01:22:35,680 --> 01:22:38,729 ...since I met Julia. You know all those cliques... people tell you, 1018 01:22:38,760 --> 01:22:40,364 that go in one ear and out the other? 1019 01:22:40,400 --> 01:22:43,609 We'll they're true. You really don't know what you got until it's gone. 1020 01:22:43,840 --> 01:22:46,491 And nothing of any worth does come easy. 1021 01:22:46,800 --> 01:22:49,770 Wait, wait, wait... I'm not done. Thanks. 1022 01:22:50,080 --> 01:22:53,004 I also learned that winning people like Monty and Louis... 1023 01:22:53,040 --> 01:22:56,010 ...is a lot less important than losing people like Julia. 1024 01:22:56,400 --> 01:22:58,209 And that's why, I will never again, 1025 01:22:58,240 --> 01:23:01,130 I'll take for granted loving someone who loves me back. 1026 01:23:01,480 --> 01:23:03,244 Okay. Now I'm done. 1027 01:23:03,680 --> 01:23:05,170 So how's Dante? 1028 01:23:05,760 --> 01:23:07,285 He's great. 1029 01:23:13,840 --> 01:23:17,925 Dante! Dante! Hello, yes! 1030 01:23:18,160 --> 01:23:22,245 - I think he remembers me. - Yeah, well you don't forget someone who almost kills you. 1031 01:23:28,640 --> 01:23:32,042 First time around with Julia, I had this elaborate plan for our lives together. 1032 01:23:32,760 --> 01:23:35,889 Remember harmonious, mutually fulfilling, emotionally gratifying bliss? 1033 01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:41,404 A little tougher than I thought. So this time around, I have no plan. 1034 01:23:41,920 --> 01:23:45,481 - I'm just going to see what happens. - Nothing's going to happen. 1035 01:23:45,800 --> 01:23:47,370 Whatever you say.