Narrator: In Every Community, There Are Evildoers,
Ne'er-Do-Wells, And Just Plain Bad Guys
Who breaks the law? From the ground
For Good Citizens Who Is the Risk of Life and Legs
By Testifying in the High Court Against these criminals,
We Say, "Not Afraid, A Brave Soul,"
For this Where We Are,
Witness Federal Protection Program, Step In.
We provide you and your family with a new identity,
New Houses, New Friends, A new life.
Just look at how happy and safe the Jones family is,
Or should I say Smith family
Our agent uses the latest Scientific Technology
To maintain your identity Safe and comfortable.
It shouldn't be possible Revive the Event
Where are you asked by your government
To progress What you know or already seen,
Remember...
We will always be there For sure
That you and your loved ones are well protected.
Take, For example, One of the Most Unique Cases From Our Files...
Witness 9235 and 9236, Sisters Parker.
First day High school
Hopefully we will be popular.
Hey, this is the Sisters Parker.
They are very cool.
Their Clothes Are Hip.
Can We Become Like You?
The Most Popular Girl In school.
Song: Parker, Parker, Parker...
In Their Courageous Honor Contributions to Society,
Their Superior Class,
And they are very fashionable footwear,
I hereby declare today
Become a Sisters Parker Day!
[Applause, applause]
[Band Playing March]
[Beeping]
Mother: Girl, You will be late For Cheerleading Experiments
Wonderful dreams
No?
Come on. I was here first
I call it Last night!
Seeing! There is Brad Pitt!
Where?
Hey! Hey!
Works every time
[bell rings]
Oh, no. Oh!
Oh, Oh, Oh!
Oh! Ow, Ow, Ow!
Well, Just The Way I like that.
Mmm. Mmm. Honey, I don't work
Oh dear, W-W-W-Wait.
Oh, Rick, you know, I just hate thinking
From You Out There On the road.
That's the Life of Us Humans Uniform, Teri.
Without men Like Me On Duty,
The Very Fabric Of Society Will break down
Well, you're careful Out there, okay, honey Mmm.
Another day.
[Barking]
Good - Good Dog. Ow!
A very good dog Let's Go Now.
Alright.
Ugh. A good dog. Depart.
See you tomorrow.
[Barking]
Hey!
What? Hey!
My hair!
Ah! Ah! Ah!
We are new people.
We want to become popular
This is a problem
Scrawny Plants This year.
Girl, Halloween Not until October.
Ha ha ha!
Well, then why are you? Acting like a Witch like that?
All: [gasps] Oh. Ooh.
What? That - it Just slipped.
Great, great.
Go away, Cougars!
Go away!
Uh oh...
Grass...
No!
Ah-Choo!
That's near.
This is the Network.
No!
[All Scream]
[Muffled Shouting]
Does this mean We don't make a squad?
Our first day From High School,
And our Reps Have been discarded.
How Do We Have to To show our faces again?
Listen, You Worry Too much.
Everything Will be fine
With Tomorrow, Nothing Even remember
Hey! They are there!
It's The Girls Who destroyed the pyramid
Come on. Come on 'Em'
Both: Run!
Look, I said you That will be fine Ok, but finally,
They will Draw Out It's Us.
At that time, We will have plan B.
I hope you are right
Hot Dog, please.
2?
Yes, please.
P.A: Attention, Please,
The museum will be closed Within 5 minutes
It's broken.
Give me that .
No!
Yes!
No no!
Yes!
Ugh!
[Alarm Blares]
Come on, Come on.
Hey you! Stop!
you! Stop!
Deal with it. We don't like
They are absorbed by themselves Cheerleader
We Are Sensitive...
Intuitive...
Hey! Take that!
Taking at Every Courtesy...
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Every Cue...
What are you doing?
Hey!
Both: Ugh!
I'm taking a bad day
Let me try.
[Bang!]
I already hit
That's some Strong Ketchup Dude, are you okay? Ekch. No wonder He wears a mask.
[Sirens]
Officer: Freeze! You are under prosecution!
See, if this is about the Cheerleading Pyramid -
It was an accident.
He just sang And One Thing Led to another...
Both and--
And--
Robber: And this
Very big Misunderstanding,
You don't understand--
My Uncle Very Strong Man!
You know How many days
Just like Every day old
And Other Changes Your life forever? Good...
Do Humans Have Any Distinguishing Features?
Well, if you call
A dirty fortune Differentiated.
And if you see it's Zit Stronger Again,
Do You Recognize This?
Definitely.
Your Majesty, I will Like to introduce
As Proof 10, Followers...
[All Groan]
I'm under Much Stress!
Lawyer: Let's Take a Closer Look, Should We?
[All Groans]
Is that Zit What you see
Yes, there he is.
Thank you.
For Crime Stealing Diamond Kneel,
Not yet To be restored,
This court found you Guilty as charged.
[All gasps]
Ordering!
I said Message in court
Buh-Bye.
Ordering! Oh, I give up.
Ok, now will be
A Very Congratulations End...
And a Very Short Film...
If it's Crook There...
Never Nephew
This Crook Here.
Head Of The Notorious
The Hatchew Crime Family.
From The Little-Known Nation from...
You girls Will pay for this
Nobody is crossing Emil Hatchew.
All: God bless you That's the first time I heard that one
I will hunt you Like a Bone Hunting Dog...
Like Squirrel Hunting beans
Like A Goldfish Hunts Small Small Flute
On the water!
And I will find you! Ha!
That person, What is the Drama Queen?
Uh, I think he's a serious type.
Very?
Fbi agents: Mr. and Mrs. Parker,
Fbi Fear For Your Family's Safety.
Until Emil Hatchew
Is it permanent Enter In The Poky,
You Parker Is on Peril.
You have been brought to this Secret underground facility
Placed in the Witness Protection Program.
You will be moved To New City,
Accept a new identity
Nobody knows Your presence,
Even your friends and family.
Whole Mci Network?
What? I just asked
Parker, I'm afraid You have to give up Your Job As Mailman. Dan, Girls,
Unfortunately, you will have to go to a new school.
You mean, We never left
To our old school Again?
[Band Played in March]
What
Wow, the one who is embarrassed.
Okay, bring it My new one is.D.S.
Wait. Not so fast
If, for any reason, your cover is blown,
You call My Beeper Special,
Then...
We Must Relocate You Immediately.
In other words...
Keeping...
Your mouth...
Close.
Ok, you know All of this
"Take Care of Our Mouth Close" Hal?
Well, it's easier Said Than finished
See, Our Family Little Bitty Problem.
We're fine, yeah...
Both: Blabber-Mouths.
Classes, We Have 2 New Students with Us Today -
Carla and Andrea Frauenfelder.
Why aren't you Girls? Tell us about yourself?
Carla?
Good: Alright...
I'm Carla.
No, I'm Carla. You are Andrea
Oh. You Maybe it's right
He is Carla.
So what is it More questions
Uh, what brings both of you to Texas?
Oh, right We Witness Evil.
And now We are hiding
Sorry. It's just Slipping
I can't wait for Homecoming dance.
This band is really cool
Just Watch Out For The Slammers.
Oh, we just sent Some Jewel Thieves
For The Slammer.
Sorry. My fault.
Hmm.
Aw.
Scissors.
Uh, forgive me Attention, All.
We are a part of the Witness Protection Program.
Alright, okay. I will confess That money -
[Beeping]
[Flush Air]
Man: Now You Have Finally Achieve Inner Peace.
[Beeping]
[Crying]
[Beeping]
People! I am filling now.
We Send You
To the last place On Planet -
A Port Becomes a Remote No one will consider
Do you mean Australia?
Ah, you ruined it How do you know?
I'm Easy to Read, right? I am Stink At this Job.
I know I have to go to Women's Shoes.
Um, man?
Oh.
Anyway, if you Screw It Up This Time,
You will be withdrawn From the Program...
Permanently
♪ Pow Pow Oom Mow Mow ♪
♪ Pow Pow Oom Mow Mow... ♪
Twins: So, Australia What Is Our Last Chance?
This time we have to make it work
For Mother and Father Safety And we ourselves.
♪ Pow Pow Oom Mow Mow ♪
♪ Alright, I can't Understand ♪
♪ Pow Pow Oom Mow Mow ♪
♪ Kata Tunggal ♪
♪ Pow Pow Oom Mow Mow ♪
♪ Is he serious... ♪
Twins: Well, the good news?
Australia is indeed One big party
Bad news
We are not right Invited however.
Our current cover?
People who sprout From Cleveland, Ohio,
Owner of Salvation Shore Inn.
Meeting Stanley and Shirley Turtlebee
And their daughter, Abby and Maddie.
Lodging is staff
by some beautiful colored characters
There is Katie, Teacher of the Water Sports Inn.
Scuba Diving, Windsurfing, Shameless Farting--
You Called It, He Did It.
That's Shelby Shaw.
He ran Fisheries Fishing Inn,
Molly Mae.
Beauty.
He likes to work With His hands.
And Then There's Boomer, Mascot Inn.
She's Self-sufficient.
He likes potato potatoes And the watch Too many cartoons.
Well, tomorrow is school.
An opportunity For a Fresh Beginning.
We May Maybe Skip Try Cheerleading.
Good plan
Mm-Hmm.
What do you think We have to use
Don't worry I have it all
Aussie Fashion Thing Under control
♪ So far, So Good ♪
♪ Everything, Trees and Stones ♪
You call this Under control
We will look like Crocodile Dundee.
[laughs]
All right, look The good side.
At Least Everyone Speaking English.
G'day, friend.
Welcome to and Kidney Steak.
What's with Barro Daggy Duds?
Are you on the Going Troppo?
Ohhh.
No no We just got
Oh. Name of Sheila.
Oh, me, Uh...
Abby.
Right.
And me...
Maddie.
Right.
What Brings You Sheilas Until the End of Our World?
Oh, we're on -
Mood To See School.
Oh, No Worry.
I will show you.
Now, let's see,
That's Victoria In the popular crowd
Ray, Donny, and all the positions.
Forget them. They will Never talk to you Oh, and up there? That's the people of Nerd.
They will be friends with with you If You Are Barf All Over Them.
[laughs]
Hi, Leonard.
Now, let's see...
That's the Surfies.
Pete, Avery, That's the whole crowd Don't Talk To Them
If you want to become popular
But I think You just say
That Popular Children Will not talk to us Right, but at Off Chance They Might,
I will stay clear And that's The Jocks,
That's Theater Geeks,
That's the Brainiacs.
Which group Are you on, Sheila?
Individualists.
Twins: Australia Is Great, But...
We All Have Little Difficulty Adjusting.
Daddy was a little left out Job as a Mailman.
Excuse me. Let me show you
Stand here
[Sniffs, Sighs] Like this...
With the wrist. See?
Twins: And ma'am? He really misses his friends.
Be Strong, Blabber-Mom, Be Strong.
Ah Ah Ah.
What? I am...
Ordering Pizza, Honey.
What did you hear Banner Agent.
No telephone calls, There are no letters,
There are no carrier pigeons For anyone
It's possible A little E-Mail?
You can. I already said Don't ever use the word "E".
I go Stir-Crazy here.
No friends, no guests,
And I'm sorry, But the Kangaroo
Don't like The same shows as me.
[Music]
Dear, until Emil Hatchew is Locked,
We only have to stick with this
As tough as as it is for us,
Imagine How Difficult Must be for girls.
Yeah, you're right, honey I Need To Set An Example For girls
And you can Start with it
You're right.
I know. You are right.
Good.
[Whistles]
[Ring]
Hello. Salvation Shore Inn.
Uh, let me check the book
Abby: While Mom and Dad are there Sorting Through Their Problems,
Katie Helps Us Sort Through Us.
Maddie: What's the matter Point, Katie?
We have never gone To Fit In Here Anyway.
Good. This is My advice.
Daughter You took From Shelby Shaw.
You Want to Make a Friend Here on Steak and Kidney?
Do what I always do.
[Swallowing]
Ahh!
[Crunch]
What [Laughter]
Well, It Goes Over Big At Reunion Shark Hunters.
Uh, that's A beautiful past.
Girls, If You Want Fit In With Aussies,
This is the secret.
Stop worrying And have fun.
[Surf Music Playing]
Are we Having fun?
No.
Maddie: while Victoria and her position
Do Have Shrimp On The Barbie,
We have Have Sandwiches...
Weight in Sand.
Happy Day, Maddie, Abby.
Hello! Earth For Sheilas.
Oh, right Abby and Maddie.
That's us Duh!
Glad You Can Make It.
I want you To meet me Gal Pals.
This is Sheila, And this is Sheila,
And here it is...
Erica. But my friends Call me sheila
You are a girl Gonna our Love Gang.
Hey what's wrong With your friend Leonard
[Spray Soda]
Oh man!
geez
Oh!
Man!
Actually, he's more than friends
Oh!
But, please, Don't tell anyone I don't want to Vic and his position
Give Me Raw Shrimp on it.
Hey, do you think You will introduce us to them?
Are You a Little Sheep Short from the station?
Those people Don't talk to us If we are the last Sheilas On Earth.
Heads Up!
Boy: Heads Up!
Boy Second: A Little Help?
Third Child: Whoo!
Right
What's wrong?
How do you study? To do it?
Uh, yours Frisbee's Broken.
Where do you study for 'like that?
Me, Uh...
Alright,
He is Boomerang Champ from Chicago.
Cleveland.
Whatever.
Hi, I'm Millie.
Maddie.
Whatever.
Whatever?
Is that like a big saying With you Americans
Good, Americans are cool
Um, We Only Get Down Beaches for Surf A.
Do You Want To Give This A Go?
Abby: It's Suddenly Clear.
If We Want to Fit In,
We have to do it Aussie thing.
So I Use My Jumper
And Hoed Into Some Tucker,
But I'm Brekkie Has Chicken Cake.
Well, I don't Like for Whinge,
But I said, Bring My Damper
And Hot Chokkie.
[Laughs Crowd]
Abby: Looks like a Royal Court
Think We are pretty awesome,
But the queen Needs some reassurance.
Boy: Not Yank Ever eaten vegemite
Without Tossing Their cookies.
Mmm!
Boy: He likes it!
Ahh!
[Yawns]
Ah!
Since when is he? Know How to Surf
Since this scene, It seems.
You girls Are Awesome Aussies!
[Applause]
Well, we're missing Some good people
For the power of From Evil, Friend.
Ow!
Australia Operation Silent.
I need Someone I Can Trust.
That Must Be Family.
Get Me My Big Brother Shorty And Cousin Crusher.
Eh, they are On Assignment, Boss.
Thing With The, Uh, Thing.
Right!
What about my first cousin ?
Eh, Prison.
Second Basher's Cousin?
Movie agreement
Third cousin Twice Remot Shotski?
Vacation.
Again?
He got 3 weeks This year.
All right, will you mind? Tell me Who is available In this family
For an honest day?
I check
Let me see. Uh...
These people!
Mac 12th Cousin
And big uncle With Divorce, Sidney.
Well, at least it's family.
[Ring]
Mac here
We are on our way.
G'day, friend. Welcome to Sydney.
What can I do for you?
We Need a Car.
There are no problems. I have one left
Plus We Need Instructions For The Salvation Shore Inn
Near Manly.
Don't worry. What are you doing
You left the airport And you made 2 times
And Then A Right.
Then You Drive 4 Ks Beyond The Black Stump.
2 Right, Turn Left On Water!
If you miss turnoff, though,
You have passed the dog In the Tucker Box--
And welcome to Woop Woop! [Laughter]
We are lost
No, we don't I know exactly where we are.
What is a Heck?
That's My Global Positioning System.
This Tells Me Where We Are,
Wherever in the world, in 3 inches
Yes? Good, This Tells Me Here
That's us 3 Inches of Lost!
That is State Of The Art!
That costs me A thousand dollars!
Next Time, Buy Maps Like Ordinary People.
Yo, I don't need a map We are not lost But We Are About Hit That's Tru - Aah!
Aah!
[Honking And Screaming]
Uncle Sidney?
What?
I think we are lost Maddie: we know We have really made this
When Victoria Invites Us On His Father's Boat.
So, Vic, this is your father's boat No.
Twins: Whoa!
Beluga?
Oh, thank you.
Mmm! What is this ?
Fish eggs.
Eh! No Spit Takes In this film
Victoria: Good Boat, right?
Yes.
Do You Own a Boat? Returning to the United States?
No. We live...
Not near water
Oh. This is Father's Favorite
He likes it better Than Jet
I will bet.
♪ My Mind Is Racin '♪
♪ And Feet Is Movin 'Slow ♪
♪ See All Around ♪
♪ I Don't See Whatever I know ♪
♪ I Want to Answer You, But I Can't Clarify ♪
♪ If I'm one hundred miles ahead ♪
♪ Or One Hundred Miles Behind ♪
♪ You Bring Me ♪
♪ When I Fall ♪
♪ Can I take you... ♪
Abby: So, On the Good News Front,
The Right Things Working Out Great for Us.
Little We Know...
[laughs]
What's the matter What is it?
Oh, I'm checking Email me.
This is Wireless Internet connection.
Almost Th...
Uncle Sidney, Are you Wacked?
How will I check My joke today
De Niro doesn't have Install with this
[Crow Caws]
My leg hurts. Your Ghosts?
I'm hungry.
Are you hungry?
I'm hungry.
Are you hungry?
Understand!
Yay!
Oh, it's okay. Nice Try, Sheila.
Hey, Maddie, Abby!
Hi!
Hi, Sheila!
Hey, see who it is! This is Lenny the Spaz Boy.
Hey, Lenny!
Boy: 9-7! [Laughter]
Lenny: Hey, who did that?
I can't trust Sheila It's really a friend with that Dag.
Actually they are More than friends.
[gasps] They Do The Lip Mash?
Yes, but Don't tell anyone Lenny, Sheila. [Kissing]
[Laughter]
Boy: How Dork.
Only where you surfies Think you will go
This is our beach Someone Talking For us, Pete?
No What I can see
Now, you better listen, or there will be a problem.
Rays,
You've watched Too Much Baywatch.
[giggles]
Pete: Listen, Guys. We just want to surf.
Why don't you bleed just go Back to see the mirror
Or Whatever You Do To live.
Let's go.
Let's Get out of here.
Hey, Girls.
I Have a Party On Me Dad's Boat
this Friday. I will Love for you to come
Large.
Yes.
But in my case I forgot Putting the Rules
From Games,
Hang With Them,
And You Can Forget About the Party
And Everything That Goes along with it
Don't go there
Very late.
Happy days, huh
Mm
Well, At least We Part of Vic Group Now.
Mm
Those Boys Surfer Are Pretty Cute.
Mm
[Sighs]
I will use your New Shoes To party.
Mm
Alright, already Mm-Ing All Night.
What is the deal
I just thought,
Don't feel it Slightly Bad
About what happened today
Blabbing About Lenny and Sheila?
Well, yes, but That's just an accident.
I know. It's just Slipping out, right
Not from TripAdvisor LLC Ask yourself
Why things Always just
Slipping From Our Mouth?
Don't get All Oprah On Me.
I blew it, okay?
Please.
Ok, then.
What will happen, Gents?
Woman: Harry, Push Fried Cockatoo!
2 homemade cakes with Ketchup...
And one beer
Dog Eyes, Dead Horses, And Pig Ears!
Travelers, Eh?
Where are you from?
Yur-Ugli.
[Music stops]
Come on again, Mate?
I said Yurugli.
Do you like me? To Spell This For You?
Whoa!
Aah!
Next time, fair Am I happy?
Tell us From New York.
So, what's his name?
Pete, and him It's really cool,
But if Victoria Ever caught me
Hangout Out with him,
I will become history When I was you,
There is a girl Like Victoria.
Very?
Yes, there is always A Girl Like Victoria.
Anyway, I want to be In the group so bad,
But I stopped Doing All Things
I want to do it
And Picked Up All things
He wants to do it
Oh, I know this.
But you really are Completely sad
Because of You Not true
for you.
Not Really popular
It was an explosion.
But...
I'm not being myself I Become Who They Want Me to Be,
And it's not good.
Have you ever Ask yourself
How much is the price of a girl supposed to pay for...
Popularity?
I can't say That's me, Missy.
Is it live?
Not anymore.
I will give you Some Suggestions, Young'un.
You Follow Your Heart,
Be Right For Yourself,
And Always Use Hook number 5
That's the key For happiness.
I am happy We have spoken this.
Yes.
You know how I said There will be
No Spit Takes In this film
Well, here it is An exception
[Vomiting]
[laughs]
I have Searched for this
[Ring]
Hello, Salvation Shore Inn.
Man: Do you have a room?
Problem Facts, We Just made a cancellation
Like, 2 Minutes Ago.
Good, then I want Make a reservation.
Teri: good, for when?
Tonight.
Great. Come here.
Business Is a pleasure.
Yes, we Travel Agents
A beautiful Austria tour.
Do you mean Australia?
Exactly.
Ok, everybody
We start.
Uh, ma'am?
Oh, this is Shark Casserole, dear
Mr. Shaw gave me Recipe.
Secret ingredient is Pinch of Whale Blubber.
Eww.
Mac: So, Uh... So What about you?
Where are you from?
Texas. Delaware. Cleveland.
We already have, Uh...
We have moved a lot.
Uh, Sidney, The - The Fin,
This is decoration.
I know that
Sorry I'm late.
Scuba lessons Ran Long.
Abby: Uh, man?
He is trying to To tell you You Have Broccoli In your teeth
Oh, thank you.
You are the Next Contestant At Who Wants To marry a loser
Ok, here Is the Opera House,
And all here What is Circular Quay.
And what is it Slightly to the right?
Oh, Maritime Museum -
No no Other Rights
And Get A Bit Down.
Ok, No Need to Shout.
Now that's Post Office only.
Exactly!
Oh, do you like Post Office?
I love them.
Alright. There are many.
Something Great Here at Martin Place
That's fair Out of this world.
I can take you there If you want to see it.
Don't worry Listen.
We can find it. No problem.
Oh no. This Is No Problem.
Then We Can Go Then
And Watch Them Sort Bulk Mail tomorrow
Such pleasure.
Mm-Hmm.
Looking for Continue for that...
Yes.
Many.
Okey-Doke.
[Playing Cartoon]
Shhh.
Boss Said The Diamond Is it in a backpack?
Mac: It's been 2 months. I don't know
Maybe he is Clean it up
Well, if it's not here,
Where is the Heck?
Hey, is that new?
Yes. Find it In my backpack
Must Fall My Jewelry Making Kit.
Spruced It Up A Bit. What do you think?
Type of nineties.
Hmm.
Now, How Are We Going? Finding diamonds Maybe it's time
We have that small talk with them -
Rick: aha
Mac, Sidney...
Really forgot To show you
2 others Post Office.
I don't know What I think
Down here There is A Beaut.
Take A Look.
Now, this, you Can Drive Up Here.
There's Little Fountain in front
A fountain?
I mean, what do you use? To a yacht party?
Inflatable dress?
Hello, Pulse Check.
Sorry.
I just thought,
There is Something strange
About Them Travel Agency Guys.
Duh. They like Shark Casserole.
No, that's not it
I mean, we've been here for 2 months already,
And We Don't Are there guests
And All A Suddenly,
2 of these extras From The Sopranos
Appears.
You've never Blabbed To Anyone About Us,
Are you
You accused me Blabbing?
What about you
I am not
Good, neither do I.
You just become--
Ow!
Paranoid.
This is stupid
But we can't.
I mean, We have goods...
Doing.
You mean, Victoria May Not Like It?
That's not what I said.
That's what you mean.
Do You Do Everything? Victoria Tells What You Need to Do?
Hmm. This is closed.
Not for us Ayah Avery Has a place
Come on.
Avery: I've worked Here Every Summer
Since I was 12 years old.
Abby: Guess We Don't Have Worrying Long Lines.
♪ 99 Red Balloons ♪
♪ Floating In the Summer Sky ♪
♪ Panic Bells, This is Red Alert ♪
♪ There's Something Here ♪
♪ From Somewhere Else ♪
♪ War Machine, It Springs To Life ♪
♪ Opening One Eager Eye ♪
♪ Focusing on it In the Sky ♪
♪ As 99 red balloons ♪
♪ Go With ♪
Look at me. I'm Ally Mcbeal.
And look at me. I am Mini-Me.
So, Uh, what's the matter Story with you Guys
Wasting Your Life With Victoria
And a light bulb?
Alright, she's Not so bad
After you get the to know.
You mean, He's not so bad Until you get to know .
♪ 99 Ministers Meet ♪
♪ To Worry, Worry ♪
♪ Super-Scurry ♪
♪ Call Forces Now At A Quick ♪
♪ What Is It? We have been waiting ♪
♪ This Is It, Boys ♪
♪ This is War ♪
♪ President Is On The Line ♪
♪ As 99 red balloons ♪
♪ Go With ♪
Then, Guys.
So, Uh, What Did Your Family Take to Sydney?
Well, me, Uh--
Um...
My parents Inherited The Inn.
Very? Of whom?
Oh. Uh...
Some people die?
Dead people
Yes.
Abby: why not? Everyone takes surfing
So serious here
It's Only Sports.
No. Surfing Is Much more than that
This is the Way of Life.
This is not about A competition.
This is about you And the Board
And The Wave.
Communicating with nature
Ok, so this is a bit much,
But he's funny right?
[Singing in German] ♪ 99 Kriegsminister ♪
♪ Streichholz Und Benzinkanister ♪
♪ Hielten Sich Fuer Schlaue Leute ♪
♪ Witterten Schon Fette Beute ♪
♪ Riefen: Krieg Und Wollten Macht ♪
♪ Mann, Weer Haette ♪
♪ Das Gedacht ♪
♪ Dass Es Einmal Soweit Kommt ♪
♪ Wegen 99 Luftballoons ♪
This is really cool!
Ready for Hurl?
Almost.
[All Screaming]
♪ There's something here From somewhere else ♪
♪ War Machine, It Springs To Life ♪
♪ As 99 red balloons ♪
♪ Go By - ♪
[Playing TV]
Oh, here it is Silly.
He never Live with him He Has An Affair With His Mother
And 2 sisters.
Rick: baby Where are you
I'm here, honey You are there.
Oh.
Happy Anniversary.
Beloved...
Oh, they are beautiful dear, oh...
Oh, Mom, Daddy,
You Freaking Us Out.
Hey, Where Have You Girls Been All Day?
Roller Coaster of Life.
[both giggling]
What happened?
Boomer.
Abby: Boomer!
[Whimpers]
Anything Material, Teri?
Shirley.
Yes, whatever.
Did I do it Something wrong?
No.
No, And Interest,
They're - they're Beautiful, baby
It's just that, Um...
I don't know, Me - I'm Miss Our Old Life.
Maybe next year,
We will have our birthday
At home...
Okay, whatever Our name is...
Whatever it is This week...
We're Family,
And we must Stay united.
This is the part From the film
Where do we feel is really guilty
For all problems We have caused
I feel really guilty For all problems We have caused
I know. We already have already have
Time Our Life.
And Mom and Dad Are Running An Inn
With 2 guests Which seems like
They Warped In From Other Planet.
Hey, I have an idea.
No, this is out The question.
There Are Too Many Paths Do it Around here.
In addition, we won't leave you two alone Here at The Inn.
But, Daddy, We, Like, 14.
We don't have a Baby-Sitter yet In, Like...
Week
No.
Abby: But Katie promised
That's what it has Look after us
Dan The Inn.
No.
[Snoring]
Dear, indeed Our birthday
No, and that's it!
Oh!
Yes, maybe Some holidays
It won't be so bad
Girls...
I want you To be good, ok
See you later, Guys.
Love you.
See you later
Have fun.
Love you.
Maddie: We Are Sure Mom and Dad
To go on a camping trip
For their birthdays...
For their sanity
Abby: wrong side!
Come on. We will Too late for the Party.
It's like Taking Candy...
From a baby
[Playing Cartoon]
Abby: Ok, Boomer. We will go to parties,
But please, don't Rubbish Room Again.
And only 10 more Tv News.
Then, Mac, Sid.
Have fun.
Where did you go?
Yacht party
Boy: come on We will be late What is it -
Yes.
That's Diamond Kneel.
Wait.
Will be To party
Yes, but I Not dressed right
Al Pacino Doesn't Have Install with this
[Surf Music Playing]
What are you calling
Australians Boxer shorts
Down Underwear.
Surf-Adelic, Baby.
Why is Crocodile? Cross the street?
Like I care.
Oh. Am I supposed to Say something funny?
Some are funny.
Sidney: Kill the engine.
Mac: Ok, Here's the plan.
I Hack Into Mainframe ships,
Create Input Loop
That knocked out Power Box.
What?
Why? Am I Tested? Why?
Listen, Mr. Bill Gates.
We climb Stairs,
We take Diamond,
And we're back in the boat
Good. Do Your Way
God, you're in the eighties.
Do you want to dance?
Um, I'll be back soon.
Maddie, you Really beautiful.
Thank you, you
I mean...
I'll be back soon.
You only gave him a cheek?
I Give Him Cheeks.
Defensive Maneuver 41.
Well, I don't care how Popular Johnny Is,
He is a Dorko Dancer with Bad Breath.
I mean, I'll Rather Hang With Pete and Avery
Every Day of the Week
[both giggling]
Victoria: this is Closed Party.
Only for invitations
Must have left it In My Other Husband.
Just what you think You are here
We hear it Several Babes On Board.
If I catch you On Our Beach Again,
Or anywhere Near us, I will...
What?
Complete a sentence
That's it. We are done talking.
Wait.
Don't fight On Daddy's Boat.
Too messy I got a better idea.
War Surf
on Sundays.
Winner Taking the beach
Moving Losers Down To D.Y.
Dealing.
Shake?
Now go Boat daddy
Our enjoyment
Boy: See you on Sunday
All right, everybody.
Back to party Ah, the motorbike is dead
Ah, good
Come on Come on.
Yes, Miss Victoria.
Lift the Anchor
Look out, mac!
Oh shit!
Watch out!
[Second Screaming]
[Gasping]
Sharks, sharks
Sharks!
David Hasselhoff has never Having to deal with this
here.
No, I'm not leaving No, I'm sorry No.
Please, Please, please.
No, I'm not leaving Please.
No My new shoes
Please.
♪ Inside Inside ♪
♪ Do you know? ♪
♪ Alright, I'm sure From that ♪
♪ We Can Drive Ocean Waves ♪
♪ Baby ♪
♪ Playin 'to Beat Heart A ♪
♪ Hey, now, now ♪
♪ Don't you know? ♪
♪ This Is Not True It's complicated ♪
♪ Hey, now, now ♪
♪ You Come And Go ♪
♪ This is very difficult for me Afternoon nap ♪
♪ Yes ♪
♪ Hey, now, now ♪
♪ Don't you know? ♪
♪ This Is Not True It's complicated ♪
♪ Hey, now, now ♪
♪ You Come And Go... ♪
That was fun.
Thank you.
Thank you For The Ride.
Sorry about your shoes
It's okay.
They are ugly However.
Uh, We Don't Want To Rush Anything,
But...
Tomorrow Saturday
You Have a Plan?
Abby: no Do you have a mind?
♪ If I Come To You With Nothing ♪
♪ But A Story My life ♪
♪ Are you listening? Are you listening? ♪
♪ Give Momentum ♪
♪ from your time ♪
♪ And I'll tell you ♪
♪ If I Come To You With Nothing ♪
♪ But The Stories My Life ♪
♪ Are you listening? Are you listening?
♪ Give Momentum ♪
♪ Your time ♪
♪ And I'll tell you ♪
♪ We will pass ♪
♪ Alright ♪
♪ If I Come To You... ♪
I don't see why
We can't Tell them the truth
Do you mean that we are in
Witness Protection Program?
Oh, that's A Big Turn-On for Guys.
"Hey, want to go Looking at the film?
"Oh, and by the way,
We Wanted Life or death."
Moster?
Both: no seasoning!
I mean, we've been here for 2 months already,
And there is no . It has happened.
I am sick Life of a Lie.
I am sick Being Paranoid.
Gotcha!
Tenors.
Sopranos.
I know they have Bad people
Keep Your Mouth Close
And You Can Live To talk about this
That's how Old Line.
Dear, I have a License to Kill
Is that so? I've Learner's Permit.
Both: Run!
Now Gets Personal.
Running!
Why?
Sequence of Chase! Running!
Get out of the way! Get out of the way!
[Bell Ringing]
Hey, Give Me Back My bike !
Hi, Vic.
See you later, Vic.
How are you?
Hi how are you?
Enter!
Since when did you study
How do you drive?
Since this scene, It seems.
[Second Panting]
I am getting Too old for this
Good thanks For The Ride, Guys.
Yes! See you later!
Uh, girl?
Is there something Do you want to tell us?
Like?
Like why We are chased
With 2 heartless thugs?
Right! Very good Question.
Molly?
Maddie!
Both: anything!
Listen, you guys Which is cool
And We Like You Many, but...
We are in...
Difficulty.
But We Cannot Say It More than that
Well, Is There Anything We Can Help
Right now, We are just a little
Must Help Self.
But we will do it Tell You About This
When is the time Right.
But for now, You are just
Will have To trust us Completed
Say No Again.
Currently working on that skill.
Abby: It seems we will
Must Call Fbi.
Are you kidding me?
We Cannot Request Mother and father
To take Their lives again
I mean, I'm tired Running
We made this mess,
Now come on Clean it up
I am open
All right, first We have to get well Katie For A few hours.
Katie: Good, girl! I have a Scuba lesson
Within half an hour. Can you be human
Acceptance for Remaining days
Thank you!
Both: Sure!
That's easy!
What now?
Our swimming pool Our resources
[Swing Music Playing]
♪ Jump, shake it, Rattle, And Roll ♪
♪ Ready, I'm Ready to Go ♪
♪ And Jump, Shake, Rattle, And Roll ♪
♪ Ready, Ready to Go ♪
♪ Let's Jump, Beat, Rattle, And Tonight Roll ♪
[Rick Whistling]
Teri: Dear, do you think
Girls Are right
I'm sure everything is under control
[Sighs]
I'm Happy You Talk Me In doing this
It's very relaxed Are you sure You have
This Tent Set Up Right?
Oh dear! I've done this Millions of Times.
Of course... Not working
Whoa!
Ow!
Let's get ready To rumble
Uh... Uh...
Ow!
Hmm! That is easy. Lipburst?
Sure.
What now?
You will talk
I don't want to have to get rough here
Never!
Tell us why You are after us
Mm-Mmm!
Abby: Looks Like someone Giving Us Silent Care.
Is there something you want to say?
Mm-Mm-Mmm!
Do you see for the road
To go glam One day
And nature Next?
You don't dare.
Obviously he's not Know us very well Hmm!
They Still Will Not Speak.
Mm-Mm-Mmm!
Good!
Don't Want to Have To the resort for this
You don't dare.
No?
Ok, Twinkle Toes. Spill it!
They Still Will Not Speak.
What now?
Ta-Da!
I like that!
Me too!
No.
Yes!
No!
Yes!
No, you can't.
Yes!
No!
Mm-Hmm!
No, you won't!
No, that's not it No!
I'll talk!
[Cell Phone Ringing]
[inner voice] Hello?
This is Hatchew.
Do you have an idiot Diamond Kneel?
Please wait a moment.
He thinks we have Diamond Kneel.
What will make him Think about that?
Hatchew: Hello? Hello!
No!
Yes.
You mean--
We Have All Along!
Hello!
That's what You've done
Bingo.
This is Long Distance Calls!
Hey, Hatchew?
Now, don't be crazy, But I have
Your two men Tied to a surfboard.
Don't! They will Kill us
Oh, and Diamond Kneel
Looks great Around my neck,
Especially With Casual Wear.
Oy!
What--
Are you, Blabbermouth ?!
So, I guess You just
Will have to come here And Get It Yourself.
If not, I will Go Titanic On You
And throw it Diamond
To the sea
Have a nice trip! Oh, and by the way,
I recommend Qantas. This is a long flight.
I assume Do you have a plan?
Uh... Sort of.
Some kids!
Yuri, take me My Travel Agent...
Cousin Boris I went to Australia
Good! You know,
When did you flush Toilet there,
Spins Air The opposite road
You Two Looks Like a good person.
How can you? In this field of work?
Family matters, Do you know?
An internet Business.
Just playing For your strength
Like?
Like you Bad guy? Duh!
So why not? Badguys.com?
Right! Like A Temp Service, But for Goons.
Without being offensive.
Nothing was taken.
Oh! And you can get,
Like, Bad Stuff Guy.
What kind of item Do you use Guys?
Knuckles Brass, Thumb Screws.
Sp43 Eavesdropping on Device!
Shiny settings, Black glasses!
Pinkie's ring!
Yes!
I think we're on for something here
I really am.
Hello?
Look at me!
Abby: all mine Items work Good teamwork
That's it! You girls Are so out of our group!
No, Vic, You Become Out Of Ours.
Ooh!
Whatever!
Boys, do you crank
I know. Isn't he
Alright, we're better Take off
Before Hatchew Up here
If not, He will throw our Bum
On Barbie and Have Us For Brekkie.
I have no idea where is coming from.
Are you sure you Guys Don't want to stick around?
Help us Catch Hatchew?
You mean, Go straight?
Turn to Side Good?
Far from Darkness of evil
Can you imagine One Day Where I Lifted It
An Old Lady Across the street?
Help abandoned Puppies
Find a New Home?
And work For the good
Of All Mankind?
Uh, no.
Likewise with me.
Goodbye
Good luck!
See you later!
Blow! Blow!
Oh! Welcome back, Agent Banner.
Thank you, norm How are you feeling?
Better than ever.
[Beeper Chiming]
Boomer, can you reject it?
OK?
[Tv Played]
I Beep Agent Banner, Leave a message.
Fbi Must Be Here Within a few hours
Banners: That's it! I go out!
I'm leaving. I'm out of here!
Hope that is not important
Well, The Surf Tomorrow's War
I really hope Fbi shows up
Before Hatchew.
Don't worry Everything is under control.
They Catch Hatchew Make Off With Diamond,
He goes to prison, We all go home
Shh! We go home Depresses Him.
[Whimpers]
No, he is fair Lost a remote
P.A: Your attention, Please.
All Surf War Contestants Please enter
If You Don't Finished So.
A competition is about to start
G'day, everyone! I am Milo Mendaboonder,
And I'm Reporting To Surf Channel.
Here we are today, Living in Manly Beach,
Where the stakes are high Like 2 teams Will Vie
And if I'm not wrong,
Here is Some Contestants Now.
G'day, Milo!
Thank you very much!
Him, Uh, Staying at the Beach.
Thinking He Is On TV. [Whistles]
Abby: Hey, Lenny, Sheila, wait!
Seeing... I'm just right
Want to apologize For... Blabbing.
What I did It was terrible and...
I hope you can I'm sorry And we can still Be friends?
Yes, right!
You forced Lenny and I declared
Our love for the unmarried For each other.
We will get married!
What ?!
Joking Your Septic Tank Is Becoming a Gullible!
Today we put it For those surfies!
Burying Those Big Nerds!
Removing the Bludger
And Blot Out Boofheads!
We will destroy Drongos!
Destroy the Dipstick! Nullify Nimrods,
And clean it They Wimps! Argh!
He spat out Dummy.
Chucked A Spazz.
Uh, okay then
All right, let's win This, Should We?
All right, Well, here it is.
For All Marbles, We Fight Them,
Opportunity to Take Beach And make a Surfing History.
But it's more
Instead of Competition, Partners!
It's A Chance To Be Natural Parts,
Floating On Air!
This is not Only sports,
This is an art form.
See The Wave, Ride The Wave...
Become a Wave!
I know I know!
But he is very funny!
God! A Very Strong Wind Choose.
We're on For Some Powerhouse Surfing!
[Crowd Cheering]
And with Whistle, Surf War 2000 is Running!
Both: go, Pete!
Both: leave, Avery! What
Leave, Ray!
Right!
Milo! I have Searched for this
There's Only One Surfer Left - Young Jake Guligan,
Best Surfer Here today,
Wait. What is this?
Jake, what happened?
Oh, I'm Widgey!
I Bent my Widgey!
Oh, what are we? Will it be now, Pete?
Well, he can't surf In this condition
Abby!
Me ?! Enter the contest
Ah, My Widgey! I'm poor Widgey!
[Crowd Cheering]
It's not about winning. It's about trying.
Knee and Keep Your Weight Is Balanced
In the center From your board
You can do it, Agnes!
This is Abby!
Crowd: Whatever!
Tension is so thick,
You Can Cut It With a knife
All My Years, I've never seen
Whatever is so intense - Hey! What - no
With One Competitor To Go,
Surfies Needs a Perfect Score.
That's Three 10s!
Manly Beach Destiny Hang in balance Aah!
Leave, Abby! You can do it!
You Can Do It, Abby!
Leave, Abby!
Boo!
We win!
Let's go.
I'm sorry we lost
Avery: Oh, Forget the contest!
You're great Out there!
Thank you.
D.Y. Have a few Good Waves.
Yes, come on Come on Go to D.Y.
Party in D.Y.! Who's coming?
[Crowd Cheering]
Listen, you guys! I won This beach! We win!
What's the problem with you ?!
This is my beach I won this beach!
Guys! Hello?
Come on.
Maddie: Okay Things that are considered,
I think about things Already working
Good enough.
All Ends Loose Already bound
All Ts have been crossed,
Everything that exists has been decorated,
And the cake Out of the oven Waiting for for Icing
Uh, I think you forgot About something.
So, We Finally Meet Again, Girls!
I believe You have something
That's mine.
Not so fast, Hatchew.
All: bless you Abby: Ok! Fbi Guys?
You can leave now
Agent Banner?
Norm of Agent?
Anyone's agent
Big plan
Let's Maintain This Brief.
Hey!
Ah, good work
You Can Have a Career Front of Jewelry Making.
Oh, like a compliment Is Going to Make Up
For all Your Bad Behavior.
I tried.
Hmm!
Ah! My Ride is here
Turn Them Into Shark Bait.
See you later!
Hmm!
Do you want them? Hah?
You have to go Through Us.
Isn't that right, Avery?
Avery: I know I said I won't brag, but...
What is this Whatever needs to be done
With that problem ?
Both: Hmm!
Sidney: Hey, Frankenstein!
Why not Choose someone
Your Size?
What are you people Do here?
We wonder if you can touch our nails.
I seem to have it Mine picks up Go away!
Seeing, She's gone
Lasts! Don't wait
Can I borrow it?
Definitely.
[Aboriginal music]
Good shot!
Thank you.
Good work, girl. Let's go
Why does everyone appear
Suddenly?
Duh! Big Finale!
Katie: Emil Hatchew, You are under prosecution!
Both: what?!
Agent Katherine Smith, Fbi, At Your Service.
Fbi?
I was assigned to see After You Along,
Wait for Hatchew To Make His Move On Diamond.
All of these problems For this?
Exactly.
What is a diamond Very?
All right, actually This is Fused Carbon
Compressed under Surface of the Earth
For Tens of Millions From years
She's right.
And You Thought I have all
Careless Line?
Now, there are now Only One Thing to Do.
[Playing Swing Music]
What
♪ We Have a Beat, So Move Your Feet ♪
♪ Come on, Get On With The Show ♪
♪ No Reason, You are on Loose ♪
So everything Works After All,
And Mom and Dad Are Psyched To Go Home.
Mother is happy, He decided Surrender Smoking Once and for all.
Mac and Sidney Have a Piece of Reward,
Become Sidney Able to Pension to Miami Beach
And Write the Memo -
I'm ugly, you're bad too
And the Mac can start The internet company.
And He Finally Declared His True Feeling Towards Katie.
Alright, You Cannot Blame A man to try And Victoria? Good, He said he was fine.
Sorry, Sheila. Sorry, Sheila.
And We Finally Got To Dance
With the coolest people in movies
♪ We Have a Beat, So Move Your Feet ♪
Now, what have we learned? Of all this?
Crime Really Not paying
And Being Blabbermouth Very cool
And Life Is Not About Being Popular,
It's about Being yourself.
And that's Fair Dinkum!
Narrator: And so Ends One Of The Most
An unusual case in history
Federal Witness Protection Program.
Our witness cleverly And bravely
To recover the priceless one Kneel Diamond,
Catch Emil Hatchew,
And Throw The Most Awesome, rocking
Beach Party Ever.
Witness 9235 and 9236
Return home To Los Angeles
Thank You Thank You From their country
And this concludes Another story
In The Annals Of The Witness Protection Program.
Thank you, And Safe Drive.
Parker Sisters Day!
Come on, me -
Nyah!
Ow! Sorry!
Second Basher's Cousin!
Movie agreement
Third cousin Twice deleted - Ooh!
♪ Move to the Road ♪
♪ out of From the City ♪
♪ And the Voice of Tests the Good Gospel ♪
Bliterate them Bludges!
Destroy Drungos!
Shows - [laughs]
So I installed I am a jumper
And Hoed To some Tuckey.
♪ Brother Love's Travel ♪
♪ Safety Show ♪
♪ Pack Baby ♪
♪ And Take The Old Ladies ♪
♪ everyone Goes... ♪
But my Brekkie Is Chicken Snacks,
So I don't like it Complaining--
I mean the whinge--
[giggling] Forgive me I have a lot of toast In my mouth, I can't speak.
I'm sorry!
Sorry!
Ok, OK!
♪ Black Eyes As Coal ♪
♪ And when did he Lift his face ♪
♪ Every eye On Place ♪
♪ Is On Him ♪
♪ Gaze Soft and Slow ♪
Only for invitations
Must have left it Inside My, Um, Belly--
That's some Strong Ketchup Ow! Sorry. My shoes were caught.
Boomer - Ok!
Boomer.
Mary-Kate!
♪ Everyone knows ♪
♪ Brother Love's Show ♪
Hallelujah ♪
♪ Brother! ♪
♪ I said Brothers and sisters! ♪
I'm sorry, but I can't What - [Start mumbling]
[Crew Laughs]
♪ Take my hand at you ♪
That's all On the wrist Huh?
Oh, sure, indeed! Goodbye!
Running!
Why?
Oh I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
G'day, everyone! I'm Milo Mindabunder--
Sorry, Mingabunder!
♪ Brother Love's Traveling Salvation Show ♪
[Ring]
No telephone
Boomer.
Stop seeing!
Boomer.
Mary-Kate: I Don't Make One Face,
So I don't know Why He Smiles!
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