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Well, you have the coolest job.
I have to get along with more cool animals.
Oh, come on.
More classy. We are friends down here.
You know Well, genetically monkey is our one-time cousin.
You mean, Uncle Bob's son? I agree with that.
No, I'm serious.
Actually, some scientists say diet
Apes evolve more than our diet.
Oh, it's about diet again, huh?
I just want to say, you won't get sick if
eat more fruits and vegetables. Like a monkey
Unfortunately, the reason why monkeys eat a lot of fruits and vegetables...
... because they are not smart enough to cut cattle.
Your mother, "God bless his spirit", do not believe in the old style...
... about caring for,
breastfeeding and so on.
You were given a cheese burger when the baby was. And look at you
You're as big as a house. You're strong like a bull. You smell like a cow
Your cholesterol may be high, but, they have medicine for that now
You got angioplasty, you took it out everything. You did a great thing, honey.
Alright. I will start exercising tomorrow.
I have to care more about myself, okay?
So are you going to take part in the school climb with me?
First of all. Eat your lunch We will talk about this later.
Hey. Give me the egg, Pal! Give me the egg, friend. Come on
Daddy! Daddy, stop it! What are you doing?
Hey! That's my egg. Give me that.
It's just an egg, yeah!
Okay, now I have to strangle you!
Now who has evolved?
What's wrong, friend? All the salads make you slow?
Daddy!
The egg is dirty.
Unfortunately, the 10-second rule:
Touching the ground, you take it under 10 seconds, you can eat it.
- Saliva One, what have you got?
- We have 2-20 eggs. Echo-Gamma-Gamma. Replace it.
- Is there mayonnaise? - Yes.
Slow traffic in the intestine. We need mayonnaise. Change it
Enzymes split in 10 seconds. Heart out there.
You know, when I was a beginner cell this place was clean enough to eat.
Look now. Gosh, is really embarrassing.
See something, kid?
Yes, I see.
Good genes. You have all the chromosomes in the right place.
Jones.
What? Does the toothbrush not handle anything?
I hope you are a little more serious about doing this.
Did you see this badge? Do you see this gun?
Do you see white membrane fluid around here?
We start again.
You are dealing with white blood cells here!
I should be in a vein fighting with
disease. Not in the mouth watching the tartar!
You're lucky not to be in a scar.
Uh oh, like we got the germs on the egg.
Oh, honey! It's time for "Ozzy"!
That's probably Gingivitis, Don't get carried in.
Everyone, you entered the city of Frank Hands up and surrender to digestion.
Saliva One, ask for ground assistance. Replace it.
Bicuspid Four, We are near you, we handle it
This is a private organism. There is no point in running.
You have no place to run.
Don't make me angry. Because I will turn into a germicidal maniac.
Stop. Saliva Patrol.
Basic child sickness!
They took a patrol car!
Get out of here.
You are finished now.
Damn it!
He will yawn!
We are sucked!
I told the city hall we need to sleep more!
Hold tight, kid!
Osmosis Jones has news.
We have a lot of germs, I repeat, many germs go to the throat.
If this bad boy arrives at...
blood vessels, we will get sick.
I mean runny, eating is not good...
constipation and fever!
- Request for pursuit? - Chair. Listen this!
- Do you have a plan this week, kid? - Oh, yeah.
My boyfriend and I will go to Kidney to see the Stones.
Good for you, they can go anytime.
All units in the South Stomach, do
search for illegal organisms.
Jones, do you want to keep your job?
Stay at your place and wait for help to come!
I can catch them.
I said stay at your place!
- Change. - You heard the chairman.
We don't have jurisdiction.
This has become an immunity problem (stomach). We better return to the mouth.
What... Hey, Jones!
Chairman, you will be grateful
Don't try to think about it, Pal. Isn't your problem enough?
Jones!
Slow down! Slowly!
Hey, hey, hey. Wait, wait, wait. What happened?
Hey Redge, aren't you supposed to be in the mouth?
Aww, come on, man. This is my catch I saw it first.
Do you want Osmosis? You got Osmosis.
Goodbye, police!
Sorry, honey. But it's time you take your medicine
Damn. Always pointing right.
Daddy, what's wrong?
- Oh, God. - It's cramps!
The officer is injured.
This ladder kills me, baby. We may have to move.
But, Daddy, there are only 4 steps.
Okay, if I like it here...
I'll wake up the sloping road.
I can't believe it. It's been 3 hours since eating
noon and we still clean this egg.
Dude, look at all this garbage.
Really.
What did this person do? Roll the food to the ground before eating it?
We need to send a letter to the mayor about cleaning hands before eating.
Is he listening to us?
Hey, cell chooses, man.
Cells choose.
I got you...
A-A-Artie?
What happened there?
Artie?
Damn it.
Be careful, I'm contagious.
I don't like it!
I think I'll raise the heat here.
Connecting, please wait. Wait a minute.
Now connect.
Mayor! Mayor, you have a plan for
facing a lack of housing for fat cells?
I want to announce that we began to build on the third chin.
Mayor, we have a fungal infection in the groin!
Are there comments about cramps today?
What do you want to say about all the hair cells that are separated from the scalp?
There will be a lot of new work for everyone behind.
What do you think about his daughter Frank who wants better nutrition?
85% of children's red blood cells don't even know how to carry oxygen.
Cells, cells, you worry too much.
This body is in perfect shape.
There are no more questions. thanks.
Do they know how hard I work?
No, no. No one cares.
Mayor...
Not now, Leah, I have a body to run.
- I got a new Tom Colonic campaign ad - Oh? Come on, turn it on.
The following is "Political Policy Criticism".
Stomach doesn't always smell like this.
No. There are times when you eat healthy and exercise... making this whole area remains the center of activity.
But as long as the Mayor Phlegmming takes office,
we have seen decay and stagnation...
paralyzing this environment...
as well as intestines, and sphincter.
I think it's time we have to move.
I'm Tom Colonic. As Mayor, I will arrange a long-term plan...
which is eating salad and bread.
Mayor Phlegmming might think that right now everything is fine.
But I think that if we unite and work hard.
The new Frank will be in front of my eyes
PakColonic? What smell is that?
That's the smell of change, Billy!
That's the smell of change!
Criticism from Colonic for the Mayor.
Can you believe that lie?
Sir, he has a point. When I come to work for you, you
promises to concentrate on health issues.
Yeah, I want Frank to be healthy,
but think about sacrifice, hard work, lack of potato chips.
That is not what the voters want.
Then, why are you under polling?
Don't worry about polling.
I have a plan that will get Colonic to the toilet.
dear.
Shane.
I'm coming!
Are you okay? Where does it hurt?
Legs.
here?
Legs.
Here?
Legs (chicken thighs).
This.
I need some sodium.
I think that's what made me cramp.
Raise your head!
Chickens go down harshly. Chickens go down harshly.
Oh, what now?
Sir, turn on vision
Here I see, Yah!
Open wide!
- Open wide. Aah. - Aah!
Can you swallow it first?
Deep heat.
Did you order something?
No. I made you an agreement to meet a doctor.
Pain? We are not sick! We have many plans.
Sir, you may not take control without a city council vote.
Yes, honey.
Manual voice control, lights up!
- Hey, it's only for emergencies. - Leah, this is an emergency.
Come to think of it...
- Maybe I'll take cold medicine. - Maybe I'll take cold medicine.
Uh, sir?
Thank you, Leah. Connect me with the chairman.
"Drixenol".
Next!
I caught this one with 6 micrograms of stolen adrenaline.
This is not mine. I swear, I hold it for my cousin.
Oh yeah, I've heard that before.
Bring him to cage! Next!
Hey, that's Germinator! (Germicide)
Okay friends. I got hit. Save the little hero?
Jones, when was the last time you caught something?
Hey, you have to see this germ.
This is not an ordinary home germ.
This germ is bigger than all of us.
This germ doesn't even come from Frank's body.
These germs are like germs Al Roker, germs Heavy D.
Speaking of this?
Yeah, he's shrinking now.
Jones! to my room!
- Chiefy-weefy, how are you? - Don't "chiefy-weefy" me.
Have you seen the headlines?
Newspapers say this is the strongest cramp
since Shane made we exercise Tae Bo!
Wait a minute.
I said to stay in place. I said to wait for help
But again, you do it in your own way
Dude, I was there. I can finish it...
Right!
78 trillion cells in the body, all work together...
you're the only one who thinks can do it alone.
Have you ever thought maybe was your problem, Jones?
What ?! Oh, hello, Mayor. My wife? He is fine
Ah, you're kidding me, sir. I will put my person.
Foolish political decisions
Where am I?
Uh, you said how you gave me...
promotion to become Section Head Brain Safety, as I recall. Yep.
Do you know, Jones? You are right. Maybe this is it's time for me to give you a case
What are you talking about now?
We have a problem in the throat and I assign you.
Thank you, chairman. Thank you, chairman. You will not regret this.
You're a good cell. You are a sincere cell.
- Yeah. Whatever you say. - That was a hanging question.
Cells are like, "Good cells, bad cells." Now it's official, you're a good cell.
Done? Now our pills will be swallowed like we talked about.
So I suggest taking the nucleus and down to the stomach, right away.
Pills? What pill?
I don't think I will trust you to overcome inflammation of the bowels, right?
Now get out of here. Or I will swear to you Frank
will be patrolling the buttocks for the next three years!
Rinky-dink, stink, pinky pill.
White Zone for swallowing and digesting
Only for passengers to go to the hull. There is no parking.
Notice: nuts are now preparing for intestines and liver...
with direct service to the large intestine.
Now it's up.
Hare Krishna, Hare Krishna...
Alright.
Attention. All fat cells go directly into place. thanks.
Oh, yes, Mayor.
No, sir, he hasn't arrived yet.
What... Look now.
Do you have the chance to see my note being taken by you?
In the box.
Yes, there it says "in" right there, sir. I'll check later Alright, goodbye!
What do we have here? Someone is at work!
Leah, you look beautiful. Very beautiful.
Oh, Jones. Did they assign you to this?
Not my idea, but now I'm starting to like it
Honey, when will you and I get in touch?
I know the point behind this eye, Have a perfect view.
Perfect for small meetings between you and me. Do you know what I'm saying?
Do you know what I'm saying? Because I have said it a long time ago.
Jones, what are the things in this world that make you think I'll go with you?
What are you talking about? I'm a legend, baby!
The women line up for to divide with me
Oh, really?
Because I think you're like a cell which often divides itself.
Who turned off the warmers?
Someone paid the bill! It's cold here.
Now arrived with milk, flu pill with fruit flavor
Wow, this one is big.
Don't be impressed, because 99% of the pill is just sugar, you know.
Yeah? And 99% of you is just ignorance.
Ouh! Just like I never heard that before.
What is the aroma of cherries?
Special agent Drixobenzometaphedramine.
"Drixenol. Brands that relieve _ coughing and sneezing."
Warning. May not exceed recommended dosage.
If the illness continues, contact the doctor
Causes sleepiness. Don't try to operate the machine
Pregnant women should not handle broken tablets.
Wow. I feel better.
- You can call me "Drix". - Welcome to Frank City.
I want to check the irritated area
Never on the first date, Drips.
- Drix. - That's what I said
No, I think you said "Drips" with "P".
Whatever.
Jones.
This won't work.
I'll call the chairman, and asks him to assign another cell.
Wait.
Close it. I need this job, Leah.
Come on. Give me one chance Alright. But don't screw up, understand?
Honey, I promise everything will be fine . Not as good as you, but good.
Dude, what have you eaten?
That is an effervescent driver.
Alright. But we drive with the window open.
I don't want your fruit bubble to ruin my vehicle.
Do you understand?
Aw, man, look what you did to my darling Hey, hey, hey. Don't touch my radio!
Where are you from, tough objects?
I was developed at the University of Chicago, I graduated with a Phi Beta Capsule.
Good, give me a college student.
I received FDA certification in the study about colds and flu...
and the master in Multi-Symtom Relief. Where you study
Learning? when you grow in the digestive tract
wrong, you can't get money for fancy schools I'm not kidding, man. My high school is right in the Crack Center
No, that's not a crack! Right in the center of wrinkles
We used to be very poor, we lived in peanut butter and cellulite sandwiches Have you ever tried blowing your hair fart?
- Okay, I understand you're poor. - You're sure I'm poor!
Have you ever made a snowman from a piece of paper that is still attached? That's just poor Okay, please stop you makes me want to throw up.
I know. We can't afford to vomit, it's for rich people.
- Sorry, I'm wiping my eyes - Do you want to talk about wiping?
No!
Okay. You're new, so follow my direction, okay?
Yo! Wait! Didn't they teach you manners?
Murphy, the bumps are flaring up again! Give me pain status.
We have foreign substances important in the upper respiratory tract.
inflammation and swollen glands. We meet again.
Dougy-Doug, Extinguisher!
My members are hot!
Osmosis Jones. It seems like my problem isn't enough?
You can start managing the traffic over there.
What are you talking about?
Hey, I'm responsible for this sore throat, honey.
You're kidding me.
No. Straight to. What do we have?
This is just routine strep throat.
Looks like the Saliva has broken and fallen Boat Saliva? That is unusual
Extinguish that hot spot. Call the ladder team here!
Get out of the way.
Cooling liquid here for your protection Not my soft skin!
What is this?
Please don't shoot!
Deadly disease is here
He will kill us!
No, no, please use. English fella We are not broadcasting on Telemundo.
The Deadly Red! He came, man. I see it.
I... I see it. I see it! The Deadly Red...
When you get sick. An Drixenol will handle it Excuse me! What do you think you are doing?
I cool the irritation.
You just froze my witness became a frozen germ.
Don't worry, he will return normal in a few days.
A few days is too late.
He might have some information about what happened here.
Officer, nothing "happened" here This is just an ordinary sore throat.
This is the scene of the crime.
Yo, do you want to make something useful? Enter Turtle Wax into your weapon...
and wash my car!
Now it's an inflammation aid.
See you later, Doug.
It's cool, Oz.
Hey friend, how does it feel to work with...
2 of the stupidest animals in the zoo
- Not so bad. - Alright.
I talked to Camels.
We are stupid, and they are talking to Camels Great.
Oh, man. I'm very happy with this long holiday
Want to get out of town?
Get out of town? I won't take off my clothes.
I will only stay in the living room and relax on the sofa in front of the TV
And spend quality time with my wife and child.
What smell is that?
Itus Bruno. His stomach still hurts.
No, I'm talking about the smell of sweat which is disgusting and rotten
Oh, that's my daughter Shane. He doesn't want to buy me deodorant anymore He says deodorants cause cancer.
Has the fungus on foot paid?
No, he is increasingly difficult to get.
You won't collect anything from the top of this armpit.
Now go down there, send a message.
So, here is Frank's froth coming to fester
Hey, are you lost, pal? This gland personal sweat. Beat it!
I'm looking for volunteers, yo. Some bad germs that want to make big things
Yo, Red, we run Rackets here. Bring your hustle and bustle to another place.
Oh, honey, it's not about hustle and bustle.
It's about the worst disease you've ever seen.
Look, who thinks it's the Ebola virus, huh?
Ebola?
Let me tell you about Ebola, baby.
Ebola is just dandruff compared to me!
Alright, pal. Get out of here
Bruiser, bring him to face and bury him in black.
When we finish with you, will need...
wash your face with Swedish and 6 warm towels...
to get you out!
Sounds like gas, baby. Bring it to me.
Bruiser! What are you loser?
What are you doing?
Che fa? What did he do?
You're not great, huh? It's nothing.
So, uh...
What disease do you have in your mind...
- boss? - Deadly.
Hey, Daddy. Hey, Uncle Bob.
Hello, beautiful.
Today, I stop at the camping shop...
and buy peanuts and berries. Items for climbing your father and daughter.
Right, Shane. In this climb will your teacher be there?
Yeah, all my classmates. Why?
I don't know. I thought I would renew my meeting.
Father, Mrs. Boyd already isn't still angry with you.
No. I don't think so we can...
looking for something more good to do.
You know.
Yesterday, without thinking, I had already taken my trip for a week.
I've walked to the liquor store, I've walked to the cigarette warehouse...
- But, Daddy, you said... - I said I would think about it.
It's a holiday week. The important thing is that we are together, right?
Yeah, I think you're right.
I have something very special.
dear. Have you ever seen a rattling snake swallow a football ball?
I think he hasn't seen it yet.
Oh, this is fun. Come on
-Come on. I will show you. - Thank you, Uncle Bob.
You will like it!
Why are we wasting time here?
Do I need to remind you that I am...
in the 12 hour schedule strict release?
First the throat, then the nose, then pain and pain.
I understand.
Most importantly. Just wait in the car
I have a police job that needs to be done.
Can you give me an containing jely cell nucleus.
Brain Memory Library. Can I help you?
You have information about something called...
- "El Morry Roho"? - Wait.
I'll check, but here all about sports statistics
- sir? - Yeah, I'm here.
- What do you have? - "La Muerte Roja", it's Spanish.
- Which means "Deadly Red". - The Deadly Red?
- What is that? A kind of taco sauce? - Have a nice day.
Hello?
Yo!
Yo, Drips!
Have you ever heard of "The Deadly Red?
Look, who came the kids. We have debits at 9 o'clock. happy? - That beat?
Fast! Jones, the dam is being attacked
Hey, calm down, pill!
It's just the sound of soldiers shooting at the dust.
Oh.
Now, back to work!
Is this your big plan? Sore throat? Nasal congestion?
- Cells will think you're just... - ordinary flu.
Until I move, This is what I want them to think.
Yo, look at this. There are police here!
Hey, look.
Be careful! That's pollen, man. Frank is very allergic to this.
- I don't know Frank has allergies. - Of course you don't know.
There is no pill that knows what happened here.
Jones...
For the sake of a world where James Brown is eternal, submissive!
Who is James?
- Hey, Frank. - Hey. Danny.
You, idiot.
You can damage the dam!
Relax, this dam was built very strong solid cartilage.
You're the engineer now. Excuse me. I have to test the thickness of mucus.
Frank! Why are you fast home?
Everything's done. Hippo asleep I'll take Shane to Docky.
Oh yeah? Have you thought something will you do with it?
Yeah, already.
I assure you there is nothing wrong with this dam .
So, do you want me to take care of it?
No. turn all pressure valves. This will blow up the dam.
For the sake of the name of Sweet Frank ?!
The membrane is cracking, you...
Drix! I thought you missed one!
Come on, buddy. Advanced! Advanced! Advanced!
- Come on, get out of here! - Yo! Stop!
Police Immunity!
What is that?
Wait a minute!
nose hair!
Watch out!
We will die!
Gee, Frank, I'm standing here. Can you use tissue?
- I don't have it. - Use your imagination.
What is that?
- OK? - Better.
- I have to drive her. - OK.
He'll be happy he might call you.
Good.
If it's not for you, all this will never happen
Now, if you allow me, I...
nose to dry.
This is the Nerve Network News. NNN.
Good afternoon.
In an act of courage, a tablet...
flu stop nose runny today.
This heroic tablet will be given an award this afternoon.
Trudy?
News is light, there is a hustle and bustle that happens in the stomach when some shaped biscuits arrive.
They are very funny, right?
Now, Directly from the Little Brain Hall for a speech from Mayor Phlegmming
Okay, Mayor.
5,4,3,2...
Good afternoon, residents of Frank City. In the last few weeks of the campaign.
My opponent has said many words...
beautiful to try to confuse issues.
Words like "exercise", "low fat", and "diet".
Words designed to frighten us to...
change what we have been doing for years.
I think just let it stay like this.
Remember, fat Frank is a happy Frank.
What? That's not what I wrote.
I submitted something that all organisms would like.
I submitted...
Vacation to the annual chicken wings festival...
in Buffalo, New York.
The last plan has been made and nothing will deter us And it's done.
Sir, it's not a speech that we agree with.
Yes, yes, yes. Where is your baby in a wheelchair?
Hello, Johnny. How are you?
Congratulations. Good work on the nose today...
Come here and take some photos.
I want this description to be read,...
"Mayor and Pill Stop the flu... flu."
Mayor. Mayor? Sorry sir we have a problem.
What are you talking about, Jones?
I think whatever there is in the sinus is more than the common cold.
sir. Don't listen to Jones...
Diagnosis ability always remedial
You're a cherry aspirin that freezes the key witness to virus attacks!
That's an accident!
Yeah, it's like releasing your wisdom.
I'm very sick of you! That's it, I can't work with it!
You can't work with me? I can't work with you!
Putagas, please calm down!
- Jones, what virus are you talking about? - Virus that burns the throat.
The virus that causes runny nose, I just surfed!
It is because of sneezing, and sneezing caused by you
Oh yeah? Then how do I see the virus escaping from the scene? tell me
sir? Maybe we should put city on full alert - You know, fluids, sleep, just to be safe - We won't do that.
I will not delay our journey just because of white blood cells...
with the worst record in the City Frank thought he saw something.
Listen, from now on save your opinion on your soft head...
or you will find yourself in the next nosebleed, understand?
Son, I'm sorry for all this.
Now, why don't we find you other officers who are able to work with you.
Sir, if it's all up to you...
I think I'll stay with Jones.
Wow.
Make yourself comfortable.
You know, you don't have to do that.
The last thing I need is your sympathy.
This is not about sympathy.
I was sent to this body to make it better.
So, if a virus is suspected...
related to that mission, I have to chase it.
Yeah, whatever.
Hey, Jones.
What does our mayor mean he said you have a record?
You did something that's terrible, right?
Drix, sometimes it becomes too careful...
is all that is needed.
What do you mean?
A few years ago, I explored the digestive tract in personal matters.
Outside of Shane's school science exhibition. And everyone is happy Because the winner will appear on the front page of the local newspaper.
Do you think people will like my volcano?
Are you kidding me? All these old people will go home sadly.
Because their children's projects are from cartons and shiny paint and science.
Shane, yours is art.
Wow, really tepee (Indian tent) is good.
Tepee?
Mrs. Delirious, come on.
dear, I'll go look around this competition
Why don't you teach them something about volcanoes?
Hey partner, what do you have there?
This? is polluted oysters. they are polluted.
I replanted this clam 6 months ago. That's how long it has to be said.
And every tide comes. They throw away...
all dirty objects.
Can you eat it?
If my experiment is correct, of course I can.
Yeah, sure.
You have your own sales.
You might want to check your friend's for that clam.
I worked on the kidneys when I heard about progress 6-31.
Namely the arrival of shells. so I headed for the stomach, just to be safe.
Unscheduled shells now arrive at gate 6.
And you must be Shane's father.
Guilty as charged. Frank Detorre.
Frank, nice to meet you I'm Bu Boyd.
I'm Shane's science and sports teacher.
And I have to tell you, your daughter Shane, I like it very much.
She's like a doll.
If that's what you mean, I'll take care of it.
Oh, God.
That's very funny!
Oh, I'm giggling.
She's very sweet.
Did he tell you when he grew up...
will move to the city and help people?
No kidding.
Do you mean like a maid hotel and so on?
No, no... Like a poor person
Oh yeah, he said that to me.
You know, I have to say Frank, nice to see...
Shane participated in the science exhibition.
You know, since his mother died, he has a tough situation,
like joining a group
He will be fine.
Then I see it.
He rides the most wet shells I've seen.
Mr. Detorre?
Are you okay ??
Oysters.
Tirams? That's the project Zach
He's a little slow.
Doketer says he has a brain as big as mandarin oranges.
So we gave this project just to encourage him.
I think he just started this morning, pretty funny
After all, we will give "A"
Mr. Detorre?
There's no time to ask.
So I did what I had to do.
Whoa, look at that man!
You might be able to guess which photos were successful... l
appears on the front page the next day.
Frank is the laughing stock of the city.
The photo crosses many states every day.
He was fired from his job in the green bean soup factory.
Fortunately our old friend Bob...
invites Frank to work in the binanatang garden.
Salary is cut by 90%. But that's the best we can do.
Needless to say, from all this nobody helped Shane.
And I was suspended for rest
Since then, without a day I missed I wondered
"Have I done the right thing?"
You know, Jones, from your picture You sound right.
Sorry?
Oysters are a breeding ground for a number of harmful bacteria.
Indeed! That's what I'm trying to say to everyone.
I never thought you will side with me
I never thought you would be right.
Excuse me sir, we have rules no shoes, no service
I have to say you have to go.
Sorry, is that how you treat disabled people at Docky?
Defects?
I have a chronic big toe that grows inward.
You like math. Try counting the numbers!
And tell me, the possibilities are endless
Look! This is you.
Miss Chicken Wings Festival.
See this?
She's the champion But it won't take long.
Because I came.
I came to get you, baby. Is it fun, huh?
Yeah, that's really cool, yeah.
Look, I told you he will be impressed Now, trim this, will you?
Okay, Frank. This sounds your heart speaks
Now listen carefully
This hiking trip means a lot to him.
Find a way out so that he can go.
Use charm.
What's wrong now?
Oh, gee. Oh, this damn thumbs up.
Help me, huh?
Don't age.
Listen to the big toe. Don't age.
Hey, boss.
Looks like your plan works.
That's right. I got this city like my plan.
- What about the police and pills?
- Just say, if they give us a problem...
Burn him!
Come here! standard money makes an interesting game.
5 dollars is not a problem.
Come on! fight.
Combine pox (chickenpox).
Yeah, beat him up!
Yeah! Yeah, that's my darling! Try locking the head!
Hey! It's a virus, we have to catch it No, man, he used to be a virus now he's on our side.
Calm down. She's a flu vaccine
That's funny, because he doesn't look like the flu Why don't you just stay here and see the maestro working.
Yo. Calm down, calm down!
Don't you all know how to join chicken-pox against the law?
Hey, hey! Hey, you guys where are you going?
thank you very much Junior, you made me lose 20 dollars
Money won't be your biggest problem if you...
tell what you know about sinuses.
Hey, I was injected into this body only to become an experiment for influenza.
And this doesn't sound like influenza. What is this?!
I bet Johnny Streptococcus and...
the Melanoma family will be very interested...
to hear your flu vaccine work.
You can't force me for that, brother!
I am in the program virus protection.
You, virus. I believe you have immunity like a child.
Oh-oh, you want to finish it now. He is a crazy cop.
You have a chance to say it, but it's too late.
He likes Thorazine. Now, he likes you.
He will fire his gun into your body.
I can't see. I can't see it
Alright!
This virus is very great. He is called Thrax.
Go to the new place. The Zit (zit), on the forehead.
You can't miss it. That place...
big. There's a big meeting tonight.
I'm leaving.
You don't know that from me. You don't know that from me.
Next time, I'll be the bad cop You have become a bad cop.
Who are you calling the bad cop?
How big a pimple he has.
How do things like this happen?
You wash your face with fried chicken, that's the way.
Wait, wait, stop now. Where do you think you want to go?
- To get our information. - With looks like this?
They will tear you up. You must look cool!
Cool?
Look at this!
Flexible cells.
What a clever defense mechanism.
Ooh, let me try it.
What do you think?
I think you have to look after the car.
Oh no, this is my mission too. I force you to come with you.
Alright. But we have to get something for you to use Are you sure this disguise was successful?
Oh yeah, yeah. Believe in me, this is perfect We have guests. Keep cool.
Now, relax. Mingle. Shake your body or something.
I don't dance. I have no left foot.
- You don't dance? You don't dance - No, I...
Come on. Now, don't say to me you never dance.
I don't think so.
Come on, honey, try rocking it like this
Oh, alright.
- Here it is. - Oh yeah, honey, like that.
Look at this.
Bagitu, baby, don't let all not see you.
Feel it.
Oh, mama. Yo!
Okay, you stay here and practice. Dude, you need that.
If I'm not back in 5 minutes, find me okay?
Bar waiter, what do you have?
Do you have a problem with that?
No, no, no. This is as I like.
Very disgusting.
My plan is simple. 3 teams will pass through the cranial arteries...
and one through the nasal passages.
We will go to the brain, baby.
And we will steal one of these.
Now, "parasite" is derived from the hypothalamus gland said.
The hippa-hoppa-whatamus?
Hypothalamus (hypothalamus)
Temperature control throughout the body.
We will line up there and take the prize.
Then Frank will heat up like a sidewalk in the summer.
Go away.
I need to talk to you.
What a big pimple!
I mean, what's wrong? What is wrong? What do you want?
I want you to help me!
Do you want me to call the police?
Or Shane wants to know about commands...
the prisoner has 200 yards that is still valid?
Please. We can't do that. He has been insulted enough.
Oh, insulted.
I'll tell you about humiliation.
You turned me into a bag of vomiting walking.
My entire family feels insulted. Do you understand that?
Have you ever thought about satire...
my son, Ralph and Chuck, must bear it?
I know your daughter, Hurly has to change schools.
Shirley. My daughter is named Shirley
That's more beautiful.
- Tom Brokaw called him Hurly. - What?
The picture is also beautiful.
We must forgive one another as soon as possible, for Shane's sake.
Shane has no to do with this.
I won't save revenge on one of my students Okay, then... Back to work!
We will run it tonight, so I want everyone to get ready.
Tonight?
Can we do it next week?
Madcow and I get tickets for to Wrestlemania.
Do you see this?
This DNA comes from a little girl in Riverside, California.
Don't like to wash his hands. I need 3 weeks.
And this one. Woman in Detroit, Motown.
6 days.
And an old man in Philadelphia.
I killed him in 72 hours.
Yeah, I'm getting better, honey, but...
the problem is I have never set a record.
Until Frank.
I will kill it in 48 hours.
I will get a separate chapter in a medical book.
Excuse me, excuse me, I have one more question.
Did anyone say that blood cells...
white can stop evil plans.
You know, hypothetically that...
- And, who are you? - Who am I? Who am I?
Bad booty-shaking pickinosis. Yeah. That is me.
- I never heard you. - That's because you just arrived here.
But ask one of these parasites, when you're not feeling well...
Bad booty-shaking pickinosis the cause.
Oh, that hurts.
Hey! He is not a bacterium.
She's an immunity cop.
What do we have here? The best Frank officer.
Install a towel. It will fall apart.
Attention, bacteria. You are surrounded
besieged.
Yo, Hammer. You can stop dancing!
What makes you...
It's "Deadly Red"! Don't kill me! Get out of here!
The answer is no! not!
Thank you. You saved my cytoplasm Mr. Thrax has left the building.
- What is my name? - Ozzy?
- Who is my name? - Jones!
My name is Osmosis Jones.
Now, let's report to the former wound and go back to the office.
Jones! To my room.
Hey, hey, who's dead? besides Thrax, Brandy!
I mean, Leah. What are you doing here?
You really did it, Jones.
Mr. Mayor! I didn't see you there.
Ignoring commands, destroys public facilities.
blow up pimples without permission! What do you do there?
What did I do?
-I was promoted, sir. - Oh, you call that.
Sir, he's a deadly virus. If we don't stop it...
We will be eggs Fried in Frank's body!
Keep talking, kid. Saying it like that can cause panic.
At least the cell will think what is happening in this body...
rather than thinking about that stupid trip!
Okay, Jones, do you want to think? This is in my opinion...
You were fired.
Uh, sir...
- Mayor... - I need your badge, sir.
I finally did something that was right for Frank, and I was fired.
Osmosis.
Please, without Jones, Frank is already in danger.
Oh, in danger, hmm? You will like it prove it, sir Drixenol?
Your name is written in the New England Medical Journal.
Son, help me and read what is written on your arm.
"For temporary relief from symptoms that occur with"....
Exactly.
meanwhile.
You are nothing, but only ordinary medicine
Generic drugs. Not sold in the market, is not included in the recipe.
Now, get out of "my body"
It seems that the symptoms that continue,...
will not cancel the plan plan trip to...
Festival of Celebration Chicken Wings Buffall.
-What's funny? - I do not know.
They make this too easy.
You know, of all the body I went to...
nobody has ever found me...
and now for the first time ...
one cell of immunity knows everything...
and they don't believe it.
Can you feel the irony?
Shut up! What are you laughing at?
Alright, we're back to our schedule.
But boss, only is left.
Maybe we should incubate for a while?
You incubated.
I say 48 hours. I will chase my time limit.
Medical books don't write about losers.
I'm not leaving.
- Where are you not going, yank? - To Buffalo. I will not leave.
Honey, we've packed Buffalo will be great.
I will go camping with my friends.
You are welcome to join.
I don't think I...
I really want you to come.
No, no no, no, I...
You don't want me to gasp.
You want to go camping, okay.
I can invite Uncle Bob to accompany me to Buffalo.
I'm tired of this. This is not fair.
Where do you want to go? I eat what you want to eat.
Have you ever thought about someone else other than yourself?
I always think of you all the time.
Do you think of me when giving me provisions...
Slim Jim fried sandwich for lunch?
Yeah. That's Jim's Slim Turkey sandwich.
You know, father...
Maybe if you and Mother listened to me a little...
and take care of yourself better...
maybe Mom is still here.
Will you stop from saying that?
Come here, baby! Hey
Your mother died...
Because he is sick.
And what do you think can he get sick?
Bacteria.
How to eat that way.
Who is he?
Do you know my great grandfather _ against the measles virus? Yeah.
There has been Jones on the head since my predecessor came from the umbilical cord.
Until now.
Alright, trim it now.
I think I have to go now.
Don't want Frank to build his immune system.
Who knows? Maybe the next time he drinks Drixenol...
who will do something good for him.
- Goodbye, Drips. - Drix!
Whatever.
Alright, alright, let's start.
I don't need to remind anyone that...
Today is our journey to Buffalo, New York.
Frank will wake up in 20 minutes. I'm not...
she wants to lose a lot of lashes...
or cut the thumb his leg, today.
Excuse me sir. Will you try trying free?
We have direct dream shows from the brain's subconscious.
You're back at work now.
That's right, kid. Keep dreaming.
At least you're still healthy.
98.6 (° F)
- 98.6 (° F). - Aha. Perfect.
You can't enter here!
No, no!
Dear...
You look healthy today.
Yes...
Don't forget to bring a donut seat for a football match.
I don't want voters in hemorrhoids to complain about that.
Sir, something strange is going on with the weather.
We might be drinking hot coffee.
Sir, look at the map!
What if Jones is right?
Jones?
Funny, funny.
You care more about your candidacy again...
than our entire life.
Something's happening and I'm going...
to the hypothalamus to check it out.
Hipo-what? What is this?
Leah, wait! Who will answer the phone?
All units are on standby. We have intruders.
Sergeant?
Well, there's nothing below there except nightmares.
Frankie.
Wait.
Maybe Shane wants to know about orders detention takes 200 yards.
Maybe if you and mom listened to me a little...
and care more about yourself...
- Maybe mom is still here. - You're fired. Get out of here!
- Get out! - Not.
- You're back at work now! - Huh?
What is that?
Francis Detorre, stand now!
Thrax is still alive. Thrax is still alive and he is in the brain!
Oh, good, man. Tell finally.
- Hey friend, how much is the temperature? - 98.6.
-Wait first. Is this thing broken again. - Drix!
This person has been sick even before I was here.
Now! 9-37, with non-stop service...
- to the toilet. - Please, the ticket!
Go on! Come on
- Thank you. - Drix!
- Yo, Drix! - Jones?
Let's go from this ship!
Thrax is still alive. Let's go!
I'm sorry, Osmosis. I can't help you.
Excuse me?
I was not designed to fight viruses. Read my label!
You must learn to think out of your rules, man.
Come on. Straight ahead!
I know "fake pills" that cure cancer...
only because he believes he can.
Oh, I don't know, Ozzy. Look at me.
I taste cherries.
Hey, friend, did you come or not?
Fine, pour your life into the toilet.
The zipper has dropped. Everything will land.
Jones?
Do you really know the "fake pills" that cure cancer?
No.
But does that make conversation become enthusiastic?
Let's cure the flu.
Hey Shane. How about hug for Uncle Bob?
OK. Nice to talk to you too.
Hey, strong man.
-You don't look so good. - I was not feeling well.
You know what they said.
"The cold that makes hungry, eliminates the flu
This is it. Your body needs fluids, now, and lots
Is this beer a liquid?
Yeah, of course This is liquid.
What about all the wet in it?
I think it's the beer.
Oh, come on. Now, finish it. Come on, we want you to be healthy. Come on
I see. That's my friend "Washing board".
Leave! go! go!
Hi, honey.
What are you waiting for? Shoot him!
If you follow me, he dies.
Oh no. Don't shoot!
Hey, this isn't the time for to get drunk.
Don't worry about me. ⅛ myself Dramamine (hangover drug)!
I'm just overheating!
As long as it doesn't reach 108 ° (F) or...
his daughter Frank will be orphaned.
Shane, see what I brought for you. False eyelashes.
Whatever.
Just close your eyes.
This is it. You look beautiful with fake eyelashes
- What is...? - Let me go!
Oh, don't worry about Shane. Shane will be fine.
I just want you to know, by giving him a sense of comfort.
I don't want him to worry Listen...
Why don't you tell him to sit down and tell him...
If something happens to you, I'll take care of it. Okay?
I will raise it, I will...
maintain it, I will love it...
then when he was 16 years old, I will send him out.
16 years?
Yeah! I won't be his mother forever, okay? I mean 16, sure.
Frank? You are okay?
All units! All units! We have imprisonment involving the mayor's aide.
Oh, no. Leah, what are you thinking about?
And now, we live broadcast....
chase on the road toll vena cava.
Report on the presence of hostages has been confirmed.
Watch out!
The suspect goes to uvula. Repeat: Go to uvula.
What is "uvala"?
- Something that depends on... - Alright! Okay, we're leaving.
Not the one hanging it!
The one in the throat!
I already know. I already know
Frank?
Do you hear me?
Frank, are you... Frank, did you hear me? Are you okay?
I'm healthy. Say it!
Frank. Stop here!
You're going to the hospital. The trip was canceled.
Leave it! Trip canceled!
No!
Shane, isn't that your father?
Oh, God!
Stop the bus!
Daddy! Uncle Bob!
- Uncle Bob! - Shane!
What did you do here?
- This, okay, he's my niece! - What happened?
Look, baby, your dad had a small accident, okay?
- Is he okay? - Oh sure, he will be fine.
I hope he's fine. Come on!
Let me go! Hey, hey, your hand, man!
- Hold it. - You better let me go!
She's critical!
- How did this happen? - I don't know, this person is burning.
Move according to my instructions. 1, 2, lift!
- What is this stench? - Cherries. Wild cherries.
Now, let him go!
Why? So you can freeze me again?
No! So that I can.
Feel this is a virus!
Jones! Ooh, thank you.
What is the body temperature?
- 106.2. - Give him ice.
How come he's ice here. We must cool this person.
- We need ice here! - Fine, I'll get it.
Daddy?
Maggie.
No, no, father. This is me, Shane.
Get out, get out, wherever you are.
I don't have time for this.
This is the Frank Police Department. We are already surrounded.
Give up!
Give up, Thrax. You have been caught.
Hand over the "bracelet".
You all made this so easy.
- Pollen? - Look at this!
Oh, no!
For the sake of Frank's mother!
Enjoy the funeral, kids!
- We are dead. - How was your shot?
Much better than you!
Jones, what do you think you did?
Saving Frank.
Let's do it.
Do you want Osmosis?
You got Osmosis.
You don't know when to stop, Jones?
Do you know, Jones? You're very this "chain"...
Thrax will let you have it.
Looks good for you, Jones.
You wear it well.
It's a shame you came away from your house just to die.
Who is Germinator now?
These are fake eyelashes.
Can you feel it the heat, Jones?
Too bad you're not here see me breaking my account...
when I killed little girl Frank.
He won't die.
- But you are dead. - What?
No!
We lost him. Breathing!
Come on, bro.
Daddy! Not! I do not want to lose you!
Bring him out.
Come on baby, there's nothing you can do.
- No, he's my father! - The doctor does everything he can
She's my father. Father!
Hey! Wait!
Frank!
Everything looks scary with temperatures that rise to dangerous levels.
We have lost contact with our feet and hands.
NNN will continue to air as long as possible.
When we return, the equipment is a normal house...
can increase the ability of your golf swing.
Basic silly. Don't you understand ?! We will die!
I already know, Dan. First clouds are dark. You are a mess.
- Stupid! - Fake!
gentlemen, playing with you is...
greatest pleasure during my life.
He won't come back. He won't succeed.
Come on. He will... He will...
This is it.
- No, wait, hey. - Daddy!
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that.
I don't blame you for your death.
I didn't mean that at all.
You're the best father in the world.
Look!
Ozzy!
Oh, Jones.
Bring the object to the hypothalamus now!
Okay, I'll report it.
I'm sorry, honey.
Wait a minute! The heartbeat is still there!
She's back.
107.7.
107.6.
Your mother said, "Hi."
The hot temperature returns normal, all over...
the city thanks to Osmosis Jones.
The brave officer who saves us all.
Officer Jones has been re-assigned...
become an immunity police with full rights.
Hey Ozzy, can I count on you to keep Frank healthy?
You know, we have insurance, exam next month.
I don't know. You have to talk with my new partner!
- If he likes it here. -But my work visa is up.
Alright, go to hemorrhoid and look for a great lawyer.
Come here, baby. I still love you Osmosis.
Oh, God. Look how beautiful it is.
Didn't I say that this will pay off.
I don't think I'm going to sweat. But in fact I'm sweating
Yeah, it's like a long trip.
Carrots?
I wonder what is this function?
- Father. - Was that you?
What's wrong?
Remove the old one, enter the new one.