1
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FLASHER:
Hey.

2
00:02:58,780 --> 00:02:59,980
Hey, bitch.

3
00:02:59,981 --> 00:03:02,244
[WOMAN SCREAMS]

4
00:03:12,894 --> 00:03:14,061
Hey.

5
00:03:14,062 --> 00:03:15,229
[WOMEN SCREAMING]

6
00:03:15,230 --> 00:03:16,958
I'm gonna fuck you.

7
00:03:18,433 --> 00:03:20,696
[HORN HONKING]

8
00:03:23,304 --> 00:03:26,568
- Touch it, slut.
- Jesus!

9
00:03:27,942 --> 00:03:29,109
MAN:
See my dick.

10
00:03:29,110 --> 00:03:30,277
[WOMEN SCREAMING]

11
00:03:30,278 --> 00:03:33,180
Guess what happened today, guys?

12
00:03:33,181 --> 00:03:35,783
Can any of you guess?

13
00:03:35,784 --> 00:03:37,951
The Yuens fucked up bigtime.

14
00:03:37,952 --> 00:03:40,687
Instead of watching the mall
like they're supposed to...

15
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they let a damn pervert come and show
his fucking cock to around 15 people.

16
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So good job, guys.
You fucked up big.

17
00:03:47,162 --> 00:03:48,796
Y'all hurt Ronnie.

18
00:03:48,797 --> 00:03:50,230
And nobody hurts Ronnie.

19
00:03:50,231 --> 00:03:51,891
Now apologize to me.

20
00:03:51,933 --> 00:03:53,133
- Sorry.
- I'm sorry.

21
00:03:53,134 --> 00:03:54,835
Say that like you mean it.

22
00:03:54,836 --> 00:03:56,637
- Okay. We're sorry.
- I'm sorry.

23
00:03:56,638 --> 00:03:58,705
That sounded like the last one.

24
00:03:58,706 --> 00:04:02,776
- Guys, I need you to step it up.
- Okay.

25
00:04:02,777 --> 00:04:06,480
You two guys, if you want this,
if you wanna experience what this is...

26
00:04:06,481 --> 00:04:08,749
I'm gonna need to see more
than I'm seeing.

27
00:04:08,750 --> 00:04:10,217
- You will.
- You will.

28
00:04:10,218 --> 00:04:12,310
Get the fuck out of my face, guys.

29
00:04:15,023 --> 00:04:16,423
Thank you. That was great.

30
00:04:16,424 --> 00:04:18,492
- It's my pleasure, man.
- That was awesome.

31
00:04:18,493 --> 00:04:20,661
I'm standing here
at Forest Ridge Mall...

32
00:04:20,662 --> 00:04:24,565
where today, a man exposed himself to
several women before fleeing the scene.

33
00:04:24,566 --> 00:04:27,568
I'm with Ronnie Barnhardt,
one of the security guards, who...

34
00:04:27,569 --> 00:04:31,271
No, cut. You fucked up, ma'am.
I'm the head of mall security.

35
00:04:31,272 --> 00:04:33,340
You should do that again,
say it right.

36
00:04:33,341 --> 00:04:35,709
- Go ahead. Action.
- Well, Officer Barnhardt...

37
00:04:35,710 --> 00:04:39,613
Right. Is there any information
you can shed on this situation?

38
00:04:39,614 --> 00:04:42,783
You're just gonna keep going
even though you fucked up my title?

39
00:04:42,784 --> 00:04:44,184
Okay.

40
00:04:44,185 --> 00:04:46,619
Well, I'm standing here
with this doctor.

41
00:05:08,710 --> 00:05:13,947
Okay, how do I steer you
towards the oil-free foundation?

42
00:05:13,948 --> 00:05:16,950
She was like, "Oh, no.
I didn't wanna moisturize".

43
00:05:16,951 --> 00:05:19,253
- I was like, "No!"
- Oh, moisturizer.

44
00:05:19,254 --> 00:05:21,051
[LAUGHING]

45
00:05:25,593 --> 00:05:27,327
Oh, shit.

46
00:05:27,328 --> 00:05:29,796
Oh, shit.

47
00:05:30,465 --> 00:05:32,032
What were you talking about?

48
00:05:32,033 --> 00:05:34,935
What were you...?
What were you saying to each other?

49
00:05:34,936 --> 00:05:39,006
So, Ronnie,
what is it, um, you stopped by for?

50
00:05:39,007 --> 00:05:41,304
Well, I'm sure you heard
about this, but, uh...

51
00:05:41,576 --> 00:05:45,445
we had a pervert sexually assault
several women in the mall parking lot.

52
00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:47,971
Oh, really? A pervert?

53
00:05:48,183 --> 00:05:49,416
Yeah.

54
00:05:49,417 --> 00:05:51,952
So I just thought I'd tell you,
just be careful...

55
00:05:51,953 --> 00:05:54,655
watching your comings
and your goings and whatnot.

56
00:05:54,656 --> 00:05:56,183
Do you think
we're gonna be safe?

57
00:05:56,184 --> 00:05:59,183
Yeah, Bruce, I think
you'll be just fine.

58
00:05:59,227 --> 00:06:01,828
Bruce wants to know
if he'll be safe.

59
00:06:01,829 --> 00:06:04,854
I should warn the pervert
that Bruce is out there.

60
00:06:05,433 --> 00:06:08,001
Look at me, I'm Bruce. Look.

61
00:06:08,002 --> 00:06:10,003
Is the pervert gonna get me?

62
00:06:10,004 --> 00:06:11,772
I'm just fucking
with you, Bruce.

63
00:06:11,773 --> 00:06:15,475
I think, Ronnie, that I am...
I'm gonna be just fine.

64
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Everyone thinks they're fine till someone
puts something in them they don't want.

65
00:06:19,847 --> 00:06:24,408
Okay, well,
I guess it's probably time to:

66
00:06:24,919 --> 00:06:29,022
Okay, well, see you guys.
Have fun doing your thing.

67
00:06:29,023 --> 00:06:31,218
Alrighty.

68
00:06:31,492 --> 00:06:35,291
What? Oh, okay.
I thought I heard you.

69
00:06:43,204 --> 00:06:46,073
You talk to Mark
about lifting that firearms restriction?

70
00:06:46,074 --> 00:06:50,135
Oh, yeah, we should be good soon,
but technically, it's still pending.

71
00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:54,314
- The AS50 just came out.
- No way.

72
00:06:54,315 --> 00:06:56,650
Semi-auto, five rounds,
removable magazine.

73
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Thirty-three inches long.

74
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I mean, it'd be perfect for, you know,
the back of the golf cart.

75
00:07:05,026 --> 00:07:08,662
The new model 1216 carries 20 rounds
of 12-gauge shotgun shells.

76
00:07:08,663 --> 00:07:10,998
Wait. It holds 20 rounds?
I thought it was 18.

77
00:07:10,999 --> 00:07:12,799
JOHN: No, 20.
- You're confirming it's 20?

78
00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,101
JOHN:
Yes, I'm confirming 20.

79
00:07:14,102 --> 00:07:15,830
That's confirmed. Yes.

80
00:07:20,341 --> 00:07:25,045
Well, guys, we got Tasers, we got Mace.
It's not bad.

81
00:07:25,046 --> 00:07:27,614
- I guess that'll have to do for now, huh?
- Maybe.

82
00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:31,385
Yeah, still, it'd be so much cooler
if we were able to carry guns.

83
00:07:31,386 --> 00:07:33,854
Carrying a gun to work is,
like, the best.

84
00:07:49,003 --> 00:07:51,605
<i>RONNIE [ON TV]: I would like to
deliver a personal message...</i>

85
00:07:51,606 --> 00:07:53,307
<i>to this perverted individual.</i>

86
00:07:53,308 --> 00:07:54,775
<i>Nice sucker punch today.</i>

87
00:07:54,776 --> 00:07:58,412
<i>You show up again, and you see
what the f-(bleep) happens, okay?</i>

88
00:07:58,413 --> 00:07:59,813
<i>I will murder you!</i>

89
00:07:59,814 --> 00:08:02,316
<i>I will f-(bleep) murder you!</i>

90
00:08:02,317 --> 00:08:04,518
<i>- No comment was made...
- You're f-(bleep) dead!</i>

91
00:08:04,519 --> 00:08:07,487
<i>No comment was made as to
the identity of the assailant...</i>

92
00:08:07,488 --> 00:08:12,516
<i>- but we will keep you posted.
- I use Mace and Tasers, (bleep) you.</i>

93
00:08:12,860 --> 00:08:17,864
Ronnie, I am so proud of you.

94
00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:20,233
- You really think I did good?
- Hell, yes.

95
00:08:20,234 --> 00:08:21,735
You're just, you're...

96
00:08:21,736 --> 00:08:23,036
[MUMBLES]

97
00:08:23,037 --> 00:08:26,873
You're just... Fuck,
you're great. Great.

98
00:08:26,874 --> 00:08:30,410
- You're just drunk, Mom.
- No, no.

99
00:08:30,411 --> 00:08:35,439
You did good. You scared me.
You were scary.

100
00:08:36,150 --> 00:08:38,618
[MOM LAUGHS]

101
00:08:45,393 --> 00:08:47,656
You know, Mom...

102
00:08:47,795 --> 00:08:50,786
I got a confession to make.

103
00:08:50,998 --> 00:08:53,796
It might sound bad, but...

104
00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:57,304
part of me thinks
that this disgusting pervert...

105
00:08:57,305 --> 00:08:59,840
is the best thing
that ever happened to me.

106
00:08:59,841 --> 00:09:03,810
I mean, this is a real case.
This is my chance just to be great.

107
00:09:03,811 --> 00:09:07,644
I swear on my soul
I'm gonna catch this guy.

108
00:09:08,216 --> 00:09:10,809
I'm gonna get him.

109
00:09:15,523 --> 00:09:17,456
Oh, I'm tired.

110
00:09:17,925 --> 00:09:19,949
[THUDDING]

111
00:09:35,176 --> 00:09:38,645
Good night, Mom. Love you.

112
00:09:53,961 --> 00:09:56,530
Ronnie Barnhardt,
head of security here in the mall.

113
00:09:56,531 --> 00:10:00,333
I noticed your sign. I'd like to claim
one of your free cups of coffee, please.

114
00:10:00,334 --> 00:10:02,426
Let me just get that for you.

115
00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:10,106
Thank you very much.

116
00:10:13,147 --> 00:10:16,450
So are you new here?
I don't remember someone...

117
00:10:16,451 --> 00:10:19,419
- with a leg working here.
- Yeah. I just started last week.

118
00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:23,123
Then I had to get ankle surgery,
so... I have a protein deficiency.

119
00:10:23,124 --> 00:10:24,491
Oh, wow.

120
00:10:24,492 --> 00:10:29,196
Could you keep
your traffic area clear?

121
00:10:29,197 --> 00:10:32,222
- Sorry.
- Always.

122
00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:35,562
I disagree with his methods,
but that is a fire hazard.

123
00:10:35,570 --> 00:10:37,237
Is there really a pervert here?

124
00:10:37,238 --> 00:10:38,972
Yes. Yes, ma'am, there is.

125
00:10:38,973 --> 00:10:40,273
That's scary.

126
00:10:40,274 --> 00:10:41,908
Not for me so much, you know.

127
00:10:41,909 --> 00:10:45,412
It's actually kind of my job
to put myself in harm's way...

128
00:10:45,413 --> 00:10:49,549
to protect weaker people such as yourself
who are crippled in the leg and whatnot.

129
00:10:49,550 --> 00:10:51,451
My cast is coming off in a month.

130
00:10:51,452 --> 00:10:54,721
I do it so other people
can sleep well at night.

131
00:10:54,722 --> 00:10:57,357
Meanwhile, I'm up all night
fighting demons.

132
00:10:57,358 --> 00:11:02,429
Just screaming bloody murder, waking
up with nosebleeds, night terrors.

133
00:11:02,430 --> 00:11:05,499
Finding myself a mile from home
with bloody feet and a gun.

134
00:11:05,500 --> 00:11:08,702
I have no idea how I got there,
but pound for pound, I'd say...

135
00:11:08,703 --> 00:11:12,639
there's not one human being that
deserves this coffee as much as myself.

136
00:11:12,640 --> 00:11:13,840
Wow.

137
00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:17,277
Be seeing you around, get more of this,
maybe a free cinnamon bun or something.

138
00:11:17,278 --> 00:11:19,439
I'll be here.

139
00:11:19,814 --> 00:11:21,181
Stay safe, ma'am.

140
00:11:21,182 --> 00:11:24,810
[AMANDA BLANK & AARON LACRATE'S
"SUPER FREEK" PLAYING O VER STEREO]

141
00:11:37,265 --> 00:11:39,790
[MUSIC STOPS]

142
00:11:46,507 --> 00:11:49,441
[CAR ALARM CHIRPING]

143
00:11:50,912 --> 00:11:52,612
FLASHER:
Touch Daddy's dick.

144
00:11:52,613 --> 00:11:54,147
[SCREAMS]

145
00:11:54,148 --> 00:11:56,650
It was horrible.

146
00:11:56,651 --> 00:12:00,820
It just keeps playing
over and over in my head.

147
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:03,757
Like, someone press stop.

148
00:12:03,758 --> 00:12:06,359
It's on repeat.

149
00:12:06,360 --> 00:12:07,694
Are you okay, Brandi?

150
00:12:07,695 --> 00:12:10,397
Physically, yes.

151
00:12:10,398 --> 00:12:14,568
Psychologically, no!

152
00:12:14,569 --> 00:12:18,305
Brandi. Brandi!

153
00:12:18,306 --> 00:12:19,673
Perimeter.

154
00:12:19,674 --> 00:12:22,542
Are you okay? Jesus Christ,
I came as soon as I heard.

155
00:12:22,543 --> 00:12:25,612
I'm so sorry. Out of everyone,
I should've been protecting you.

156
00:12:25,613 --> 00:12:27,881
Look, this is not your fault.

157
00:12:27,882 --> 00:12:31,484
Ronnie, get her to my office so
the police can talk to her in private.

158
00:12:31,485 --> 00:12:33,486
Roger. No problem.
Let's go, Brandi.

159
00:12:33,487 --> 00:12:35,956
I obviously can't walk.

160
00:12:35,957 --> 00:12:37,357
I'm in shock.

161
00:12:37,358 --> 00:12:39,893
Okay. Of course you are.

162
00:12:39,894 --> 00:12:41,691
You don't have to walk.

163
00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:47,824
Okay.

164
00:12:49,337 --> 00:12:53,500
Oh, my back. Fuck. Come on.

165
00:12:55,543 --> 00:12:58,773
[BRANDI SOBBING]

166
00:13:03,150 --> 00:13:05,447
[SIREN WAILS]

167
00:13:10,658 --> 00:13:12,192
Detective. Detective.

168
00:13:12,193 --> 00:13:15,261
Can you give us a statement
as to the identity of the pervert?

169
00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:16,763
No comment.

170
00:13:16,764 --> 00:13:19,858
Just stay with me, Brandi.
Just, look, stay with me.

171
00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:22,736
I know it was horrible.
Just don't think about his penis.

172
00:13:22,737 --> 00:13:24,037
[KNOCKING]

173
00:13:24,038 --> 00:13:28,274
Hi. Your secretary told me to come in.
I'm Detective Harrison, Conway Police.

174
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:30,110
MARK:
Mark Peoples, I manage the mall.

175
00:13:30,111 --> 00:13:32,946
This is Brandi.
She's the one who saw the deviant.

176
00:13:32,947 --> 00:13:35,448
Hi, Brandi. How you doing?
You okay?

177
00:13:35,449 --> 00:13:37,183
I'm pretty shaken up.

178
00:13:37,184 --> 00:13:39,419
- Brandi...
- Mm-hm?

179
00:13:39,420 --> 00:13:42,222
I'm here to tell you
that we're gonna work together...

180
00:13:42,223 --> 00:13:44,524
to make sure we catch the guy
that did this.

181
00:13:44,525 --> 00:13:47,260
- Okay.
- Ronnie Barnhardt.

182
00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:50,530
Head of mall security,
chief inspector on the case.

183
00:13:50,531 --> 00:13:53,133
This is my lieutenant, Dennis.

184
00:13:53,134 --> 00:13:54,501
Hey, gentlemen.

185
00:13:54,502 --> 00:13:56,636
- Did you get a look at the guy?
- Yes.

186
00:13:56,637 --> 00:13:58,405
Do you remember anything specific?

187
00:13:58,406 --> 00:14:01,675
Was he tall, short, black, white,
color of hair?

188
00:14:01,676 --> 00:14:04,177
- He was white.
- Okay.

189
00:14:04,178 --> 00:14:06,413
Tall.

190
00:14:06,414 --> 00:14:09,082
Chubby and blond.

191
00:14:09,083 --> 00:14:11,885
- Like pretty blond or?
- Sandy, ugly blond.

192
00:14:11,886 --> 00:14:13,119
Oh, he had ugly blond.

193
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,255
I think this is good enough
for now.

194
00:14:15,256 --> 00:14:17,624
All right? The best thing
to do at this point...

195
00:14:17,625 --> 00:14:20,193
is I'm gonna go talk to the
other ladies who saw the guy...

196
00:14:20,194 --> 00:14:22,295
- Ha!
- What? Now what?

197
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:24,698
Aren't you embarrassed saying that?
Like a cop.

198
00:14:24,699 --> 00:14:26,833
It's paperwork.
It's procedures.

199
00:14:26,834 --> 00:14:29,502
What I wanna know
is who's gonna protect Brandi.

200
00:14:29,503 --> 00:14:32,038
It's clear to me
that she's been targeted here.

201
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,441
Why say that?
What gives you that impression?

202
00:14:34,442 --> 00:14:37,911
A, she's the prettiest girl in this
entire mall and maybe the world.

203
00:14:37,912 --> 00:14:43,383
B, it's clear that this pervert
is some kind of sociopathic genius...

204
00:14:43,384 --> 00:14:47,684
who plans on coming back and finishing
what he started, by murdering Brandi.

205
00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:50,690
Oh, my God.
Is that gonna happen?

206
00:14:50,691 --> 00:14:52,792
- It's gonna happen.
- No, it's not.

207
00:14:52,793 --> 00:14:54,527
- He's gonna murder you.
HARRISON: No.

208
00:14:54,528 --> 00:14:56,296
BRANDl: My God.
- It's not gonna happen.

209
00:14:56,297 --> 00:14:57,630
- Am I gonna die?
- No, no.

210
00:14:57,631 --> 00:14:59,032
- You gonna die.
HARRISON: No.

211
00:14:59,033 --> 00:15:00,700
I have to get going, okay?

212
00:15:00,701 --> 00:15:03,636
I'm gonna give you my card.
Call me when you aren't working.

213
00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:06,697
Come to the station and
we'll go through some mug shots.

214
00:15:06,874 --> 00:15:09,375
Don't worry. All right?

215
00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:14,142
Look, your hair's all messy.
I'll talk to you soon.

216
00:15:15,416 --> 00:15:17,517
Thanks, detective.

217
00:15:17,518 --> 00:15:19,383
I feel a lot better.

218
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:22,956
Yeah, we all feel a lot better.
Thanks a lot, detective.

219
00:15:22,957 --> 00:15:25,584
All right, have a nice day.

220
00:15:26,460 --> 00:15:29,896
One question.
What the fuck was that, Mark?

221
00:15:29,897 --> 00:15:31,531
What are you talking about?

222
00:15:31,532 --> 00:15:36,102
You're gonna let some fucking hotshot punk
come in here and take my fucking case?

223
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:38,872
I just want this to be over
as soon as possible, okay?

224
00:15:38,873 --> 00:15:42,575
I'm beginning to feel goddamn
underappreciated around here, you sellout.

225
00:15:42,576 --> 00:15:44,878
- Damn!
- Okay.

226
00:15:44,879 --> 00:15:50,183
This is my case.
Not yours. Not his.

227
00:15:50,184 --> 00:15:51,417
Mine.

228
00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:53,887
DENNIS: Okay, so everybody,
listen up, okay?

229
00:15:53,888 --> 00:15:55,922
Ronnie has a very important
announcement.

230
00:15:55,923 --> 00:15:59,192
It's been a tough day for him.
It's been tough on his spirit.

231
00:15:59,193 --> 00:16:01,561
So everybody,
just be very respectful.

232
00:16:01,562 --> 00:16:03,129
RONNIE:
Thank you, Dennis.

233
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:06,833
Listen, you are all
under strict orders...

234
00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:10,270
to do everything in your power
to bring down this pervert.

235
00:16:10,271 --> 00:16:13,106
You are to report to me
and only me...

236
00:16:13,107 --> 00:16:17,877
but most importantly, you do not
say a word about this to the police.

237
00:16:17,878 --> 00:16:19,712
Okay? Forget the police.

238
00:16:19,713 --> 00:16:21,114
I'm in charge of this.

239
00:16:21,115 --> 00:16:24,450
Ronnie. You know,
I've gotta get back to work soon...

240
00:16:24,451 --> 00:16:26,886
because I'm technically employed
by O'Landers.

241
00:16:26,887 --> 00:16:31,024
Kid's not even officially on the team yet
and he thinks he's got it all figured out.

242
00:16:31,025 --> 00:16:35,195
Here's how this is gonna break down.
Dennis, you're my second in command.

243
00:16:35,196 --> 00:16:36,796
You're my right-hand man.

244
00:16:36,797 --> 00:16:39,432
Thank you very much.
I've always wanted that position.

245
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:44,237
But I didn't wanna put the extra pressure
on our friendship, so thank you so much.

246
00:16:44,238 --> 00:16:45,939
- You're welcome.
- Okay.

247
00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:49,742
Yuens, you guys are my infantry.
You're expendable.

248
00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:52,779
One of you dies,
God gave me another one.

249
00:16:52,780 --> 00:16:54,080
- Okay, okay.
- Awesome.

250
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:58,108
Charles, your position
is that of a student.

251
00:16:58,419 --> 00:17:00,820
Are we gonna be
getting paid extra for this?

252
00:17:00,821 --> 00:17:05,158
Because it seems like this
is completely separate from...

253
00:17:05,159 --> 00:17:06,893
Let me ask you something.

254
00:17:06,894 --> 00:17:09,128
How much did they get paid
to storm Normandy?

255
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:11,731
How much did King Arthur
get paid to kill Merlin?

256
00:17:11,732 --> 00:17:14,234
How much did they get paid
to invent television?

257
00:17:14,235 --> 00:17:17,604
Nothing. They did it because
they knew it was right.

258
00:17:17,605 --> 00:17:21,207
Now everyone put your hands in
for a unifying cheer.

259
00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:23,142
Looking at you, Charles.

260
00:17:23,143 --> 00:17:27,547
This is a lot for me to take in. And I'm
just... I'm not sure that I'm up for this.

261
00:17:27,548 --> 00:17:29,048
- Don't be scared.
- I'm not.

262
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:31,384
- It's just that I usually... Stop...
- Shh, shh, shh.

263
00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:33,614
- Use my strength.
- What?

264
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:39,826
On three. One, two, three.

265
00:17:39,827 --> 00:17:43,490
Special Elite Task Force.

266
00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:47,757
[WHISTLING]

267
00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:54,567
Fuck!

268
00:18:54,568 --> 00:18:56,235
Guys, all this is evidence.

269
00:18:56,236 --> 00:18:58,938
Bag it and tag it,
get it to my office.

270
00:18:58,939 --> 00:19:01,307
I'm Detective Harrison
Conway Police, um...

271
00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:03,710
I need to ask you
a few questions, okay?

272
00:19:03,711 --> 00:19:06,279
Have you noticed anything
suspicious going on around here?

273
00:19:06,280 --> 00:19:08,383
Someone who might have maybe
been hanging around the place...

274
00:19:08,384 --> 00:19:09,983
that you've never seen before...

275
00:19:09,984 --> 00:19:12,602
- what we call casing the place?
- Not really.

276
00:19:12,603 --> 00:19:15,988
No? What about co-workers, or any
disgruntled employees? Someone who...

277
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:18,891
might've been complaining excessively
about the job, anything like that?

278
00:19:18,892 --> 00:19:22,061
- No more than usual.
- Yeah. No, I hear that.

279
00:19:22,062 --> 00:19:24,496
Alright, well. good, good.
Thank you, Sarah.

280
00:19:24,497 --> 00:19:26,065
One second, chief.

281
00:19:26,066 --> 00:19:28,401
Ronnie Barnhardt, head of mall security,
who robbed the shoe store?

282
00:19:28,402 --> 00:19:31,537
- I need you to wait out in the hallway.
- I really don't know who did it.

283
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:33,133
Detective Harrison here seems
to be a little too blinded...

284
00:19:33,134 --> 00:19:35,408
about your beauty
to ask the right questions.

285
00:19:35,409 --> 00:19:36,909
Who robbed the shoe store?

286
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:40,079
- Who the fuck robbed this shoe store?
HARRISON: That's okay, um...

287
00:19:40,080 --> 00:19:43,171
Sarah, thank you for your help.
I appreciate it. Okay?

288
00:19:44,151 --> 00:19:49,003
<i>Qu� pasa, Ram�n?
- [SPEAKING SPANISH]</i>

289
00:19:49,004 --> 00:19:56,083
- C�mo?
- [SPEAKING SPANISH]

290
00:19:58,365 --> 00:20:00,099
<i>- S�.
HARRISON: What?</i>

291
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:02,235
This guy fucking did it.

292
00:20:02,236 --> 00:20:05,104
- Well, what did he say?
- I don't know. I don't speak Spanish.

293
00:20:05,105 --> 00:20:09,974
But you look at his face, his inflections,
the tone of his voice. Look at his eyes.

294
00:20:10,605 --> 00:20:13,474
[SPEAKING SPANISH]

295
00:20:14,081 --> 00:20:15,281
<i>RONNIE:
I know who did it.</i>

296
00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:17,183
- You do, do you?
- Yeah.

297
00:20:17,184 --> 00:20:20,050
- Big time.
- All right, who did it, Ronnie?

298
00:20:20,087 --> 00:20:22,722
- Check it out.
- I have sensual salts available also.

299
00:20:22,723 --> 00:20:24,357
- Do you know what those are?
- No.

300
00:20:24,358 --> 00:20:26,675
That's for when you take
a little bubble bath,

301
00:20:26,676 --> 00:20:29,328
and cover your little breasts
with some bubbles.

302
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,664
Excuse me, I'm
Detective Harrison, Conway Police.

303
00:20:31,665 --> 00:20:33,726
Oh, shit, uh...
Yeah, I wasn't touching her...

304
00:20:33,727 --> 00:20:35,726
in a bad way or anything.
Yeah, it's just...

305
00:20:35,727 --> 00:20:36,994
Someone robbed
the shoe store last night.

306
00:20:36,995 --> 00:20:38,971
I'm just asking around to see
if anybody noticed anything.

307
00:20:38,972 --> 00:20:41,874
Alright, you need to get the fuck
outta here. Let's go, let's move.

308
00:20:41,875 --> 00:20:43,734
Have you noticed any suspicious
characters hanging around the mall?

309
00:20:43,735 --> 00:20:45,634
Maybe someone who looked like
they were casing the place?

310
00:20:45,635 --> 00:20:47,380
- Anything like that?
- No, I didn't see shit.

311
00:20:47,381 --> 00:20:48,748
What's up, Saddamn?

312
00:20:48,749 --> 00:20:52,218
- What the fuck you want, Ronnie?
- I want you to face the fucking music.

313
00:20:52,219 --> 00:20:56,189
I have a restraining order against you,
so take this opportunity to back up.

314
00:20:56,190 --> 00:20:59,258
- Come on, let's go.
- You're fucking my case up, Harrison.

315
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:02,495
You said you had proof. He's got
a restraining order against you?

316
00:21:02,496 --> 00:21:04,964
Look at him.
That's all the proof I need.

317
00:21:04,965 --> 00:21:06,332
That's racist, man.

318
00:21:06,333 --> 00:21:08,568
Nothing to do with this.
You fit the profile.

319
00:21:08,569 --> 00:21:11,604
- Like for the pervert.
- How do I know you're not the pervert?

320
00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:13,673
My dick is brown,
you dumb motherfucker!

321
00:21:13,674 --> 00:21:15,975
- Let's go.
- You should arrest this clown.

322
00:21:15,976 --> 00:21:18,377
He comes here
and harasses me like every day.

323
00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:22,281
Last week he tells me that he's discovered
my plot to blow up the Chick-fil-A.

324
00:21:22,282 --> 00:21:25,051
Why would I blow up Chick-fil-A?
It's fucking delicious.

325
00:21:25,052 --> 00:21:27,487
- I'll go, I'll go.
- Come on, let's go. Let's go.

326
00:21:27,488 --> 00:21:29,889
But I tell you,
I got your fucking number...

327
00:21:29,890 --> 00:21:33,459
so you should know that I know
that you did that shit.

328
00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:36,529
- Fuck you, Ronnie.
- Fuck you.

329
00:21:36,530 --> 00:21:37,964
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.

330
00:21:37,965 --> 00:21:39,499
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.

331
00:21:39,500 --> 00:21:41,400
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.

332
00:21:41,401 --> 00:21:43,035
- Fuck you, Ronnie.
- Fuck you.

333
00:21:43,036 --> 00:21:45,738
- Fuck you, Ronnie.
- Fuck you, Saddam Hussein of Iraq.

334
00:21:45,739 --> 00:21:48,139
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.

335
00:21:48,175 --> 00:21:50,074
Fuck you.

336
00:21:50,744 --> 00:21:53,446
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.

337
00:21:53,447 --> 00:21:55,982
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

338
00:21:55,983 --> 00:21:57,216
Fuck you.

339
00:21:57,217 --> 00:21:59,652
- Fuck you.
- Fuck you.

340
00:21:59,653 --> 00:22:01,587
<i>[MOUTHS]
Fuck you.</i>

341
00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:05,391
<i>[MOUTHS]
Fuck you.</i>

342
00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:08,728
MAN: Hey. Yeah, how's it going?
I got a question for you. Okay.

343
00:22:08,729 --> 00:22:10,796
So I bought this,
like, two and a half weeks ago.

344
00:22:10,797 --> 00:22:12,231
[PHONE RINGING]

345
00:22:12,232 --> 00:22:15,234
- Yeah. And bought...
WOMAN: Good afternoon, Forest Ridge Mall.

346
00:22:15,235 --> 00:22:18,135
So did you find anything?

347
00:22:18,338 --> 00:22:20,973
I found out quite a bit, actually.

348
00:22:20,974 --> 00:22:22,441
Like what?

349
00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:25,809
A few clues,
nice little list of suspects...

350
00:22:26,180 --> 00:22:28,447
and, I think, the answer
to the whole case.

351
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,483
We didn't find anything.

352
00:22:30,484 --> 00:22:34,754
Also found out that
Detective Harrison over here...

353
00:22:34,755 --> 00:22:38,524
not quite the detective
he makes himself out to be.

354
00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:42,695
Also, interesting news, not really
enough room for two cooks in this kitchen.

355
00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:44,931
- You're not a cook.
- I'm a cook.

356
00:22:44,932 --> 00:22:46,365
And I'm serving up justice.

357
00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:48,034
You're a security guard.

358
00:22:48,035 --> 00:22:49,835
Hot plates of justice.

359
00:22:49,836 --> 00:22:51,437
That's it, you motherfucker!

360
00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:54,006
All day, I'm listening
to your bullshit!

361
00:22:54,007 --> 00:22:56,976
We didn't find anything today
because of you!

362
00:22:56,977 --> 00:23:00,379
You fucked up my investigation
and you wasted my time!

363
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:02,315
I gotta come back
to this shithole...

364
00:23:02,316 --> 00:23:05,718
to interview the people who
might've actually done the crime!

365
00:23:05,719 --> 00:23:09,689
I hate you! I hate you
so much, you fucking faggot!

366
00:23:09,690 --> 00:23:12,558
And news flash,
you're a fucking rent-a-cop!

367
00:23:12,559 --> 00:23:16,162
You might think you're a real cop,
but you're not! You know why?

368
00:23:16,163 --> 00:23:19,723
Because you're a fucking retard!

369
00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:26,939
[DOOR SLAMS]

370
00:23:32,546 --> 00:23:35,348
Use your inside voice, you know?

371
00:23:35,349 --> 00:23:37,316
We can all hear.

372
00:23:56,837 --> 00:23:59,605
- Is this the recruitment office?
- It sure is.

373
00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:02,904
- Come on in, take a seat.
- Okay.

374
00:24:03,744 --> 00:24:05,478
How can I help you?

375
00:24:05,479 --> 00:24:07,346
I was actually looking
to inquire...

376
00:24:07,347 --> 00:24:10,883
as to exactly what it takes to become
a police officer like yourself.

377
00:24:10,884 --> 00:24:13,286
Are you interested
in joining the force?

378
00:24:13,287 --> 00:24:17,023
I'm just kinda curious, mostly.
Why? Do you see something in me?

379
00:24:17,024 --> 00:24:20,059
There are several steps
to be eligible for the academy.

380
00:24:20,060 --> 00:24:21,260
Lay them on me.

381
00:24:21,261 --> 00:24:22,762
- Physical evaluation.
- Done.

382
00:24:22,763 --> 00:24:24,430
- Psychological tests.
- Easy.

383
00:24:24,431 --> 00:24:26,699
- And a background check.
- Boom.

384
00:24:26,700 --> 00:24:29,935
If someone's interested,
I usually recommend a ride-along first.

385
00:24:29,936 --> 00:24:31,771
- A ride-along?
- That's right.

386
00:24:31,772 --> 00:24:35,207
It's where you ride along with
a real police officer during patrol.

387
00:24:35,208 --> 00:24:38,077
Ask a question, get an answer.
You got a hell of a system.

388
00:24:38,078 --> 00:24:40,046
- Thank you.
- Lf you're interested...

389
00:24:40,047 --> 00:24:45,712
I can give you the forms to take home so
you can get that background check started.

390
00:24:51,024 --> 00:24:52,224
- Okay.
- Cool.

391
00:24:52,225 --> 00:24:53,459
All right. Let's do it.

392
00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:56,962
Yeah, I might as well
just take those now.

393
00:24:56,963 --> 00:24:59,231
Probably won't even fill them out.

394
00:24:59,232 --> 00:25:01,097
- Here you go.
- Perfect.

395
00:25:20,287 --> 00:25:23,950
[IMITATING GUNSHOTS]

396
00:25:29,396 --> 00:25:32,098
- Morning, Nell.
- Hey, Ronnie.

397
00:25:32,099 --> 00:25:35,329
- Cream and sugar, right?
- That's right.

398
00:25:38,905 --> 00:25:43,309
I don't mean to insult you. Did you do
something different with the coffee?

399
00:25:43,310 --> 00:25:46,370
- No. It's same as always.
- Different roast?

400
00:25:46,513 --> 00:25:50,015
- You want me to make you a new one?
- No, no, it's okay.

401
00:25:50,016 --> 00:25:51,951
It's a little different, I guess.

402
00:25:51,952 --> 00:25:55,621
Probably feel weird. I filled out those
police application forms last night.

403
00:25:55,622 --> 00:25:57,857
Probably just threw me
off a bit, you know.

404
00:25:57,858 --> 00:26:01,494
- You applying to be a police officer?
- Did I say that out loud? Yeah.

405
00:26:01,495 --> 00:26:03,262
Totally slipped out.

406
00:26:03,263 --> 00:26:06,298
Don't tell anyone. I don't really
want it getting out there, you know.

407
00:26:06,299 --> 00:26:07,993
- I won't.
- Okay.

408
00:26:08,301 --> 00:26:11,670
But you should know that there's
no shame in going after your dreams.

409
00:26:11,671 --> 00:26:14,633
Some people do it and...
I think you should keep doing it,

410
00:26:14,634 --> 00:26:16,409
no matter how many people
laugh at you.

411
00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:18,677
Who's laughing at me?
No one laughs at me.

412
00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:21,347
I laugh at other idiots
trying to do what they want.

413
00:26:21,348 --> 00:26:25,284
No one laughs at me for trying to do,
you know, my destiny.

414
00:26:25,285 --> 00:26:26,685
That's not how this works.

415
00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:29,882
- Sorry about that.
- Save your sorries for someone sad.

416
00:26:30,424 --> 00:26:34,126
Put your sorries in a sack and
give them to someone who needs them.

417
00:26:34,127 --> 00:26:36,026
Not me.

418
00:26:37,264 --> 00:26:41,393
See you later, Nell.
Thanks for this.

419
00:26:43,236 --> 00:26:45,465
[LAUGHING]

420
00:26:47,274 --> 00:26:48,908
I'll catch you guys later.

421
00:26:48,909 --> 00:26:51,502
We'll meet at the usual.

422
00:26:54,381 --> 00:26:56,940
That's fucked up.

423
00:26:59,786 --> 00:27:01,253
- Hello, Detective Harrison.
- Whoa!

424
00:27:01,254 --> 00:27:03,122
What the fuck?

425
00:27:03,123 --> 00:27:05,925
You scared the shit
outta me, Ronnie.

426
00:27:05,926 --> 00:27:08,761
What are you...?
What the fuck are you doing here?

427
00:27:08,762 --> 00:27:12,631
I'm here for my ride-along, you know?
I figure you can come into the mall...

428
00:27:12,632 --> 00:27:16,669
you can try to steal my shine, it's only
fair I get to do the same to you, man.

429
00:27:16,670 --> 00:27:19,672
Ronnie, I need you to get
the fuck outta the car now.

430
00:27:19,673 --> 00:27:23,008
No can do. Every citizen
is allowed a ride-along.

431
00:27:23,009 --> 00:27:25,633
I am well within my rights,
plus I've...

432
00:27:25,634 --> 00:27:27,713
taken the liberty of clearing
this with the captain.

433
00:27:27,714 --> 00:27:31,684
So... here's the part where I
tell you that payback's a bitch...

434
00:27:31,685 --> 00:27:36,246
and the only thing really left
to say after that is "boom".

435
00:27:36,423 --> 00:27:38,757
- Wanna see what I do?
- I'd love nothing more...

436
00:27:38,758 --> 00:27:41,954
- than to see what you think you do.
- I'll show you.

437
00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:51,403
WOMAN:
Come on.

438
00:27:51,404 --> 00:27:53,701
[YELLING INDISTINCTLY]

439
00:27:55,809 --> 00:27:58,140
What is this? Hey, hey, hey.

440
00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:07,052
- See that corner there, Ronnie?
- Yeah, I see it.

441
00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:11,390
That corner? It used to be
the worst corner in this whole city.

442
00:28:11,391 --> 00:28:13,158
It was nicknamed "the Crossroads".

443
00:28:13,159 --> 00:28:15,294
Oh, shit.
I've actually heard of that.

444
00:28:15,295 --> 00:28:17,696
Yeah, I'm sure you have.

445
00:28:17,697 --> 00:28:21,634
Myself and the other officers,
we worked for years on cleaning it up.

446
00:28:21,635 --> 00:28:23,078
It hasn't been easy.

447
00:28:23,079 --> 00:28:26,472
I mean, we still patrol the area
to keep our presence up.

448
00:28:26,473 --> 00:28:28,741
I use the same technique
in the mall.

449
00:28:28,742 --> 00:28:30,266
I'm sure you do.

450
00:28:30,343 --> 00:28:34,142
I usually do
the foot patrols myself.

451
00:28:35,215 --> 00:28:38,013
I'm gonna let you do it tonight.

452
00:28:38,118 --> 00:28:42,145
You know, Ronnie, I feel like
we got off on the wrong foot.

453
00:28:42,188 --> 00:28:44,957
This is my way
of making it up to you.

454
00:28:44,958 --> 00:28:46,686
What'd you say?

455
00:28:47,260 --> 00:28:50,529
I mean, honestly,
I'm touched. That's...

456
00:28:50,530 --> 00:28:52,260
that's really,
really nice of you.

457
00:28:52,261 --> 00:28:54,833
That's... I'd love to.
It'd be an honor, sir.

458
00:28:54,834 --> 00:28:56,302
I... I won't let you down.

459
00:28:56,303 --> 00:28:58,437
- You ready?
- I'm ready. I'll get to it.

460
00:28:58,438 --> 00:29:00,803
- Go get them.
- Okay.

461
00:29:11,117 --> 00:29:13,346
[ENGINE STARTS]

462
00:29:15,155 --> 00:29:17,022
Hey, where you going?

463
00:29:17,023 --> 00:29:18,649
Hey, Harrison.

464
00:29:18,792 --> 00:29:22,193
Harrison, where are you...?
Harrison!

465
00:29:22,529 --> 00:29:25,464
Harrison!

466
00:29:25,465 --> 00:29:26,865
[GUNSHOTS IN DISTANCE]

467
00:29:26,866 --> 00:29:29,527
Okay, okay, okay, okay.

468
00:29:35,842 --> 00:29:38,742
What the fuck am I doing?

469
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:43,916
All right, kids, no horseplay.
Get on home. It's late.

470
00:29:43,917 --> 00:29:46,585
Hey, player,
you looking for that crack?

471
00:29:46,586 --> 00:29:49,221
Am I looking for that crack?

472
00:29:49,222 --> 00:29:51,156
As in crack cocaine?

473
00:29:51,157 --> 00:29:54,994
You just offered to sell me a
schedule one narcotic. That's a felony.

474
00:29:54,995 --> 00:29:57,262
That's five to 10 years. Boom!

475
00:29:57,263 --> 00:29:59,531
- You're under citizen's arrest.
- No, let go!

476
00:29:59,532 --> 00:30:01,600
- I will not let you go!
- Fuck you!

477
00:30:01,601 --> 00:30:03,769
You're gonna learn things in jail.

478
00:30:03,770 --> 00:30:07,272
Gotta wait for my partner
to get back, should be any second.

479
00:30:07,273 --> 00:30:10,209
- Get your hands off him.
- What?

480
00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:12,311
You heard me.
That's my son, motherfucker.

481
00:30:12,312 --> 00:30:13,579
What?
This little guy right here?

482
00:30:13,580 --> 00:30:15,614
MAN: This is my
motherfucking seed right here.

483
00:30:15,615 --> 00:30:17,448
See, I got him
on my motherfucking chest.

484
00:30:17,449 --> 00:30:18,617
I see that.

485
00:30:18,618 --> 00:30:21,220
Ain't just gonna tattoo
any motherfucker on my chest!

486
00:30:21,221 --> 00:30:24,456
This is my lifeline, my legacy.

487
00:30:24,457 --> 00:30:29,028
Well, I hate to be the one to break this
to you, because you seem to love him.

488
00:30:29,029 --> 00:30:31,764
It seems your son just tried
to sell me an illegal drug.

489
00:30:31,765 --> 00:30:34,566
- Rico just tried to sell you some drugs?
- Yeah.

490
00:30:34,567 --> 00:30:36,568
That's some crazy shit.

491
00:30:36,569 --> 00:30:38,937
- Ain't that some crazy shit?
- That's crazy, man.

492
00:30:38,938 --> 00:30:40,973
That's not too crazy though...

493
00:30:40,974 --> 00:30:44,576
because he works for me,
you stupid motherfucker.

494
00:30:44,577 --> 00:30:49,448
More bad news. You're gonna need to find
a new employee. I'm taking him downtown.

495
00:30:49,449 --> 00:30:52,751
Oh, for real? Well, you gonna need
to find a new motherfucking head.

496
00:30:52,752 --> 00:30:55,154
You're right.
You're free to go, kid.

497
00:30:55,155 --> 00:30:57,523
Good luck with the crack.
Have a good life.

498
00:30:57,524 --> 00:31:00,859
Yeah. Get home, Rico.
Do your motherfucking homework.

499
00:31:00,860 --> 00:31:02,661
Rico! Get home!

500
00:31:02,662 --> 00:31:04,463
So I'll catch you later.
Thank you.

501
00:31:04,464 --> 00:31:07,499
- Waste him, Tone.
- Motherfucker, don't tell me what to do.

502
00:31:07,500 --> 00:31:10,302
How many motherfuckers
have you killed? None.

503
00:31:10,303 --> 00:31:12,532
I've killed two,
so shut the fuck up.

504
00:31:12,605 --> 00:31:14,406
Don't do it, okay?

505
00:31:14,407 --> 00:31:16,508
- Oh, God, don't.
- You gonna start crying?

506
00:31:16,509 --> 00:31:18,644
- Just don't do it.
- Look at little bitch.

507
00:31:18,645 --> 00:31:20,379
This was a mistake. Don't do it.

508
00:31:20,380 --> 00:31:24,683
You know what I should do? I should
make you suck this gun like a dick.

509
00:31:24,684 --> 00:31:29,280
And when it comes, it's gonna blow
your brains all over the street.

510
00:31:29,956 --> 00:31:33,092
- Look in your heart.
- Pop a cap in his ass, right now.

511
00:31:33,093 --> 00:31:36,495
I don't believe it. Are you gonna
seriously sit here and talk to me?

512
00:31:36,496 --> 00:31:38,987
- I'm just saying.
- You're just saying what?

513
00:31:40,133 --> 00:31:42,396
[GRUNTING]

514
00:32:05,859 --> 00:32:08,861
I cannot believe you took him
to the fucking Crossroads.

515
00:32:08,862 --> 00:32:10,229
I mean, that's ridiculous.

516
00:32:10,230 --> 00:32:13,699
You'd have done the same. Bad enough
I had to spend the day with him...

517
00:32:13,700 --> 00:32:15,367
now he's at my fucking job?

518
00:32:15,368 --> 00:32:17,836
Yeah, but, well,
he's probably gonna get killed.

519
00:32:17,837 --> 00:32:20,606
Good, I hope he does get killed.
Fuck him. I don't care.

520
00:32:20,607 --> 00:32:22,975
I'm telling you, I hate this guy.
I hate him more than...

521
00:32:22,976 --> 00:32:24,143
[DOOR OPENS]

522
00:32:24,144 --> 00:32:27,446
Sit the fuck down. Do you hear me?
You sit the fuck down!

523
00:32:27,447 --> 00:32:29,710
Don't fucking talk back to me!

524
00:32:31,584 --> 00:32:34,586
That's what the fuck I thought,
you little asshole.

525
00:32:34,587 --> 00:32:37,419
You. I know what you did.

526
00:32:37,690 --> 00:32:41,393
You set me up. You left me out there.
That's all there is to it. Admit it.

527
00:32:41,394 --> 00:32:43,262
Yeah.

528
00:32:43,263 --> 00:32:45,731
I set you up.

529
00:32:45,765 --> 00:32:48,500
What're you gonna do about it,
huh, Ronald?

530
00:32:48,501 --> 00:32:51,799
- What're you gonna do?
- I'm gonna thank you.

531
00:32:52,238 --> 00:32:53,872
What're you talking about
you gonna thank me?

532
00:32:53,873 --> 00:32:56,035
I knew you wanted to see
if I had the chops...

533
00:32:56,036 --> 00:32:58,510
to become a police officer.
I did it, man.

534
00:32:58,511 --> 00:33:01,747
I did it. There are 6 dead
crackheads that can confirm that.

535
00:33:01,748 --> 00:33:05,584
Thank you. From the bottom of my heart,
thank you for believing in me.

536
00:33:05,585 --> 00:33:09,555
- I don't know what to say, Ronnie.
- No, shh. Don't say anything.

537
00:33:09,556 --> 00:33:13,091
Your actions, they say more
than words ever could.

538
00:33:13,092 --> 00:33:18,586
I always wanted to be a cop.
I didn't wanna admit it, but you knew.

539
00:33:18,631 --> 00:33:20,199
You knew.

540
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:21,400
[OFFICERS CHUCKLING]

541
00:33:21,401 --> 00:33:23,232
Okay.

542
00:33:23,303 --> 00:33:25,168
I need more.

543
00:33:38,384 --> 00:33:41,876
Get used to seeing Ronnie Barnhardt
around here.

544
00:33:46,759 --> 00:33:48,894
Boom! Fuck you.

545
00:33:48,895 --> 00:33:50,828
<i>MAN:
Cadets, ready.</i>

546
00:34:23,229 --> 00:34:24,863
- Move.
- Ah!

547
00:34:24,864 --> 00:34:27,025
[WOMAN GRUNTS]

548
00:34:59,933 --> 00:35:02,663
[WHEELS SQUEAKING]

549
00:35:06,172 --> 00:35:08,867
[SQUEAKING STOPS]

550
00:35:12,345 --> 00:35:15,643
[WHEELS SQUEAKING]

551
00:35:23,589 --> 00:35:26,091
- Fuck!
- Where you running, girl?

552
00:35:26,092 --> 00:35:28,389
You scared the shit out of me!

553
00:35:28,695 --> 00:35:31,755
You want a ride to your car
or what, huh?

554
00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:36,600
Well, move over.

555
00:35:41,975 --> 00:35:44,543
Brandi.

556
00:35:44,544 --> 00:35:49,242
Brandi, Brandi, Brandi.

557
00:35:49,449 --> 00:35:52,384
Okay, Brandi, I'm gonna lay out
a scenario for you.

558
00:35:52,385 --> 00:35:56,088
You, me, free dinner.

559
00:35:56,089 --> 00:35:59,888
You fill in the rest
with the answer "yes".

560
00:36:00,893 --> 00:36:02,985
There's my car.

561
00:36:03,062 --> 00:36:05,630
RONNIE: Huh? What?
- Where are you going?

562
00:36:05,631 --> 00:36:07,566
What? Sorry,
someone cut the brakes.

563
00:36:07,567 --> 00:36:10,635
- Oh, my God.
- I can't stop. I'm just joking.

564
00:36:10,636 --> 00:36:13,805
I can stop, but I'm not going to
unless you go to dinner with me.

565
00:36:13,806 --> 00:36:16,575
Someone better tell me
what they wanna eat for dinner.

566
00:36:16,576 --> 00:36:19,778
Fine, motherfucker!
Alright, pick me up next Friday night.

567
00:36:19,779 --> 00:36:20,979
It's a date.

568
00:36:20,980 --> 00:36:23,914
No, it's not a fucking date.
Just don't tell anybody.

569
00:36:29,555 --> 00:36:32,956
- Don't.
- You don't.

570
00:36:33,860 --> 00:36:35,427
Listen, okay? I've told you...

571
00:36:35,428 --> 00:36:38,663
if you're gonna sit up here,
you gotta keep this counter clean.

572
00:36:38,664 --> 00:36:40,665
I know. I can't reach that far.

573
00:36:40,666 --> 00:36:42,801
"I can't reach that far
because of my thing.

574
00:36:42,802 --> 00:36:46,905
If only I had a stick or something
that would extend my reach...

575
00:36:46,906 --> 00:36:50,642
like the eight stick-like objects
that are behind this counter".

576
00:36:50,643 --> 00:36:53,211
- Think outside the box.
- I'm so sorry, Roger.

577
00:36:53,212 --> 00:36:56,248
- I'm gonna do better. I'm sorry.
- Oh, two sorries, I...

578
00:36:56,249 --> 00:37:00,886
Oh, I thought those would clean
the counter, but they don't...

579
00:37:00,887 --> 00:37:04,515
because I guess
I'm fucking dumb.

580
00:37:05,425 --> 00:37:06,925
Cup of joe, please.

581
00:37:06,926 --> 00:37:09,360
Hey, Ronnie.

582
00:37:11,097 --> 00:37:12,964
Is something wrong?

583
00:37:12,965 --> 00:37:15,330
Yeah, I'm fine.

584
00:37:19,072 --> 00:37:21,873
I notice you wear a ring
on your finger, are you married?

585
00:37:21,874 --> 00:37:24,069
This ring? No, I'm not married.

586
00:37:24,177 --> 00:37:25,377
I'm married to God.

587
00:37:25,378 --> 00:37:28,880
It just means that I'm waiting
for marriage before I'm with a man.

588
00:37:28,881 --> 00:37:32,350
- So you're a virgin?
- Technically, I'm a born-again virgin.

589
00:37:32,452 --> 00:37:34,786
I mean, we've all been
to beach week, right?

590
00:37:34,787 --> 00:37:37,187
[LAUGHS]

591
00:37:38,958 --> 00:37:41,159
I mean, so, yeah,
I'm a virgin again.

592
00:37:41,160 --> 00:37:42,627
Why do you ask?

593
00:37:42,628 --> 00:37:44,963
Oh, no reason. Um...

594
00:37:44,964 --> 00:37:46,465
Well, actually...

595
00:37:46,466 --> 00:37:50,202
I got kind of a hot date tonight with
Brandi over at the makeup counter.

596
00:37:50,203 --> 00:37:51,994
So I thought if you were...
married,

597
00:37:51,995 --> 00:37:54,006
you might have some insight
into relationships.

598
00:37:54,007 --> 00:37:57,209
You could maybe tell me
what I should wear on a date...

599
00:37:57,210 --> 00:37:59,044
but you know what? Never mind.

600
00:37:59,045 --> 00:38:01,672
What you just said is kinda weird...

601
00:38:02,181 --> 00:38:06,251
and I don't really think you're the best
person to be giving me advice on this...

602
00:38:06,252 --> 00:38:08,386
so, yeah.

603
00:38:08,387 --> 00:38:09,855
Yeah, you're probably right.

604
00:38:09,856 --> 00:38:11,256
It's been a while. Sorry.

605
00:38:11,257 --> 00:38:13,758
But coffee's delicious.

606
00:38:13,759 --> 00:38:15,794
You should get married to this.

607
00:38:15,795 --> 00:38:17,596
Okay, well, thank you.

608
00:38:17,597 --> 00:38:19,826
No problem.

609
00:38:20,433 --> 00:38:23,068
- Hey, Ronnie?
- Yeah?

610
00:38:23,069 --> 00:38:25,730
I think you should dress
like yourself.

611
00:38:26,806 --> 00:38:31,902
Yeah. Again, like I said, not the best
person to be giving advice on this, so...

612
00:38:33,279 --> 00:38:35,413
Come on, Ronnie.
Just get out here.

613
00:38:35,414 --> 00:38:38,542
- It's too tight in the butt.
- Well, let me see.

614
00:38:42,722 --> 00:38:45,056
Ronnie.

615
00:38:45,057 --> 00:38:49,288
You look so handsome.

616
00:38:49,962 --> 00:38:51,796
You don't think
I look like a phony?

617
00:38:51,797 --> 00:38:54,399
Heavens, no.

618
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:59,132
This girl's gonna be knocked
on her socks.

619
00:38:59,272 --> 00:39:01,001
It's kind of a cool outfit,
I guess,

620
00:39:01,002 --> 00:39:03,308
- right?
- It is cool.

621
00:39:03,309 --> 00:39:06,378
This girl must be really special.

622
00:39:06,379 --> 00:39:08,747
Oh, God, she is, Mom.

623
00:39:08,748 --> 00:39:11,808
She's the most beautiful girl
in the whole world.

624
00:39:12,652 --> 00:39:17,782
You know, I remember when your father
picked me up for our first date...

625
00:39:17,823 --> 00:39:23,161
I swear, he was the most handsome
man I'd ever laid eyes on.

626
00:39:23,162 --> 00:39:28,433
I knew right then and there
that I would fuck him that night...

627
00:39:28,434 --> 00:39:30,799
and end up marrying him.

628
00:39:33,172 --> 00:39:36,007
I sure hope
that happens to me tonight.

629
00:39:36,008 --> 00:39:38,043
Oh, it will, Ronnie.

630
00:39:38,044 --> 00:39:40,569
I just know it.

631
00:39:41,414 --> 00:39:43,381
Mom?

632
00:39:43,983 --> 00:39:46,576
Why did Dad leave?

633
00:39:46,786 --> 00:39:48,420
Well...

634
00:39:48,421 --> 00:39:51,990
...he kind of freaked out
when you were born.

635
00:39:51,991 --> 00:39:55,393
I mean, you had so many
special needs...

636
00:39:55,394 --> 00:39:59,764
and he just couldn't
handle the pressure.

637
00:39:59,765 --> 00:40:02,995
One day,
he just couldn't take it anymore.

638
00:40:03,970 --> 00:40:07,530
Do you think it was my fault
that Dad left?

639
00:40:08,574 --> 00:40:11,065
Definitely.

640
00:40:15,147 --> 00:40:17,282
I love you, Ronnie.

641
00:40:17,283 --> 00:40:19,808
I love you too, Mom.

642
00:40:26,892 --> 00:40:29,326
[BEEPS]

643
00:40:30,896 --> 00:40:32,430
[REGGAE MUSIC PLAYING
ON CAR STEREO]

644
00:40:32,431 --> 00:40:34,796
[CAR HORN HONKING]

645
00:40:35,368 --> 00:40:38,166
BRANDl: You guys are hysterical.
Let me out!

646
00:40:39,238 --> 00:40:40,839
See you later, sweet tits.

647
00:40:40,840 --> 00:40:42,967
Fuck you, Tyler.

648
00:40:43,476 --> 00:40:45,510
God.

649
00:40:45,511 --> 00:40:47,569
Why, hello.

650
00:40:48,748 --> 00:40:51,082
What are you doing here?

651
00:40:51,083 --> 00:40:53,448
We were supposed to have
dinner tonight.

652
00:40:53,519 --> 00:40:55,453
- I forgot.
- That's okay.

653
00:40:55,454 --> 00:40:56,921
- I didn't.
- Yeah.

654
00:40:56,922 --> 00:40:59,724
Well, it's pretty late.

655
00:40:59,725 --> 00:41:03,762
I made several dinner reservations,
so we'll get a table no matter what.

656
00:41:03,763 --> 00:41:05,821
[SIGHS]

657
00:41:05,831 --> 00:41:08,099
Well, I gotta pee first.

658
00:41:08,100 --> 00:41:10,067
Okay.

659
00:41:10,770 --> 00:41:14,762
You want me to come? Should, um?...
Yeah, I'll just wait out here.

660
00:41:16,742 --> 00:41:19,878
Wow, that was impressive. You...
I like to drink fast too, so...

661
00:41:19,879 --> 00:41:22,080
Okay, wait, watch this.

662
00:41:22,081 --> 00:41:24,481
Nurse.

663
00:41:24,550 --> 00:41:28,178
Nurse, can I get another?

664
00:41:28,688 --> 00:41:31,523
- Wait, this is on you, right?
- Oh, yeah, I got it all.

665
00:41:31,524 --> 00:41:34,754
Nurse? 4 shots of tequila, okay?

666
00:41:36,395 --> 00:41:39,164
I think it's really funny to call
a waitress "nurse".

667
00:41:39,165 --> 00:41:40,999
[LAUGHS]

668
00:41:41,000 --> 00:41:42,701
Nurse.

669
00:41:42,702 --> 00:41:47,172
So, Brandi. I'm just dying to know,
how much do you love working in this mall?

670
00:41:47,173 --> 00:41:50,175
- Oh, God, I hate that shit.
- Me too. I fucking hate it.

671
00:41:50,176 --> 00:41:52,811
I mean, I just listen
to bitching all day long.

672
00:41:52,812 --> 00:41:55,246
I, like, do makeup
on these fat-ass women.

673
00:41:55,247 --> 00:41:56,448
And you know what?

674
00:41:56,449 --> 00:42:00,185
My mom always said, "You can polish
a turd, but it's still a piece of shit".

675
00:42:00,186 --> 00:42:01,786
Exactly.

676
00:42:01,787 --> 00:42:03,855
Anyway, that's the fucking mall,
you know?

677
00:42:03,856 --> 00:42:08,417
That is such an incredible journey
that you must be going on every day.

678
00:42:10,896 --> 00:42:12,497
Hold up, all right?

679
00:42:12,498 --> 00:42:15,467
- What the fuck is that?
- It's nothing. What? It's nothing.

680
00:42:15,468 --> 00:42:17,492
Let me see. Don't be stingy.

681
00:42:18,304 --> 00:42:20,338
Come here.

682
00:42:20,339 --> 00:42:24,442
- It's a pill I'm supposed to take.
- Oh, my God, where did you get these?

683
00:42:24,443 --> 00:42:25,844
From my doctor.

684
00:42:25,845 --> 00:42:27,445
Clonazepam.

685
00:42:27,446 --> 00:42:30,081
That's the good shit.
I am impressed.

686
00:42:30,082 --> 00:42:32,150
I did not think
you partied like that.

687
00:42:32,151 --> 00:42:36,815
God, do I ever party like...
I party like this every 4 to 6 hours.

688
00:42:37,223 --> 00:42:39,020
Can I have one?

689
00:42:39,225 --> 00:42:41,359
- Really?
- Come on, please?

690
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:44,195
Come on. Ronnie, come on.

691
00:42:44,196 --> 00:42:46,323
You know what?

692
00:42:46,899 --> 00:42:49,234
You can take the whole thing.
Take all of them.

693
00:42:49,235 --> 00:42:52,837
I don't think I need them anymore.
Everything is going great in my life.

694
00:42:52,838 --> 00:42:55,673
Just like it is with you,
and I have this cop thing.

695
00:42:55,674 --> 00:42:59,644
Those pills just kinda keep me
here but right now, you know...

696
00:42:59,645 --> 00:43:01,646
But I just... I just need to...

697
00:43:01,647 --> 00:43:02,814
[GRUNTS]

698
00:43:02,815 --> 00:43:05,316
You know, that's what I need
right now, I'm on this.

699
00:43:05,317 --> 00:43:09,821
And those stop me from doing that, so
consider those my gift to you, Brandi.

700
00:43:09,822 --> 00:43:11,656
- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

701
00:43:11,657 --> 00:43:14,659
- Can I tell you something?
- Yeah, anything. Anything.

702
00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:17,796
- I thought this dinner was gonna suck.
- Me too. Why?

703
00:43:17,797 --> 00:43:21,599
I was like, "Okay, weird guy
at the mall asking me out".

704
00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:23,334
Oh, my God.

705
00:43:23,335 --> 00:43:26,171
But now I got a whole new script.

706
00:43:26,172 --> 00:43:27,866
Thank you.

707
00:43:28,207 --> 00:43:30,275
- All right.
- Shots.

708
00:43:30,276 --> 00:43:33,912
Yeah, shots. Down the hatch.

709
00:43:33,913 --> 00:43:35,437
Put those here.

710
00:43:36,148 --> 00:43:39,017
To eternal life together.

711
00:43:39,018 --> 00:43:41,452
- Fuck you.
- Okay.

712
00:43:42,788 --> 00:43:44,722
Come on, bitch.

713
00:43:44,723 --> 00:43:48,021
Oh, my God. It burns so good.

714
00:43:49,061 --> 00:43:51,119
Oh, yeah.

715
00:43:51,363 --> 00:43:53,160
[LAUGHS]

716
00:43:53,432 --> 00:43:55,967
Yeah. Oh, yeah, again.

717
00:43:55,968 --> 00:43:58,459
You are so fucking gorgeous.

718
00:44:40,813 --> 00:44:42,680
Brandi...

719
00:44:42,681 --> 00:44:45,350
this has just been
a magical evening.

720
00:44:45,351 --> 00:44:47,252
It's been amazing...

721
00:44:47,253 --> 00:44:50,088
and I think I gotta say
congratulations.

722
00:44:50,089 --> 00:44:53,491
We made it to the next level,
you know? We did it together.

723
00:44:53,492 --> 00:44:57,095
- I couldn't be... Oh, God.
- I am so fucking shit-faced.

724
00:44:57,096 --> 00:44:59,325
You okay?

725
00:45:01,033 --> 00:45:03,434
I think I need a mint
or something.

726
00:45:03,435 --> 00:45:06,404
My breath tastes like shit.

727
00:45:06,405 --> 00:45:08,873
Oh, Brandi.

728
00:45:10,309 --> 00:45:12,777
I accept you.

729
00:45:34,833 --> 00:45:36,901
Oh, Brandi.

730
00:45:36,902 --> 00:45:38,803
Oh, God, Brandi.

731
00:45:38,804 --> 00:45:41,033
Brandi.

732
00:45:42,041 --> 00:45:44,065
Brandi?

733
00:45:45,144 --> 00:45:47,912
Why are you stopping,
motherfucker?

734
00:45:47,913 --> 00:45:49,347
Oh, I'm sorry.

735
00:45:49,348 --> 00:45:51,008
Oh, God, I'm sorry.

736
00:45:51,083 --> 00:45:54,319
WOMAN: Okay, Ronnie. Today I'll be
giving you a psychiatric evaluation...

737
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:57,989
to determine if you're competent
to enter into the police academy.

738
00:45:57,990 --> 00:46:00,792
So let's start with your background.
Where are you from?

739
00:46:00,793 --> 00:46:03,995
- Born and raised right here, actually.
- Oh, local boy, okay.

740
00:46:03,996 --> 00:46:06,998
And, Ronnie, do you have
any history of depression...

741
00:46:06,999 --> 00:46:09,234
or psychosis
or anything like that?

742
00:46:09,235 --> 00:46:11,736
Uh, yeah, but nothing really
worth mentioning.

743
00:46:11,737 --> 00:46:13,638
Just a little bipolar disorder.

744
00:46:13,639 --> 00:46:15,139
Not a big deal.

745
00:46:15,140 --> 00:46:19,577
Oh. Well, are you taking
any prescription medications?

746
00:46:19,578 --> 00:46:21,784
I am pleased to announce
that I am currently off...

747
00:46:21,785 --> 00:46:23,414
all prescription medication.

748
00:46:23,415 --> 00:46:24,949
Congratulations.

749
00:46:24,950 --> 00:46:27,051
Why did the doctors take you off?

750
00:46:27,052 --> 00:46:28,746
They didn't.

751
00:46:29,021 --> 00:46:30,755
How are you feeling?

752
00:46:30,756 --> 00:46:32,023
Great, actually. Uh...

753
00:46:32,024 --> 00:46:33,758
I met a girl. We're in love.

754
00:46:33,759 --> 00:46:35,693
So that is very good.

755
00:46:35,694 --> 00:46:40,164
I'm this close to catching
this pervert, catching a robber.

756
00:46:40,165 --> 00:46:42,266
Just generally
becoming the man. Um...

757
00:46:42,267 --> 00:46:44,795
so at this point in my life,
I just really feel like...

758
00:46:44,796 --> 00:46:47,295
I could destroy
some motherfuckers.

759
00:46:47,873 --> 00:46:49,807
Okay, I'm just gonna
write that down.

760
00:46:49,808 --> 00:46:52,510
- Yeah, write it on down.
- Okay.

761
00:46:52,511 --> 00:46:55,946
Why do you wanna become
a police officer?

762
00:46:56,715 --> 00:46:59,706
That's the big question, now,
isn't it?

763
00:47:01,086 --> 00:47:03,154
I have a dream...

764
00:47:03,155 --> 00:47:05,623
most nights.

765
00:47:05,758 --> 00:47:07,358
It starts on a playground.

766
00:47:07,359 --> 00:47:11,429
And there's kids, you know,
swinging, and they're laughing.

767
00:47:11,430 --> 00:47:15,559
There are dogs barking, butterflies
just flapping their little wings.

768
00:47:16,135 --> 00:47:19,103
And then you hear a rumbling...

769
00:47:19,104 --> 00:47:23,007
and over the horizon
comes a black cloud...

770
00:47:23,008 --> 00:47:25,076
and it's made of cancer...

771
00:47:25,077 --> 00:47:26,444
and pus.

772
00:47:26,445 --> 00:47:28,446
It starts sweeping over
the playground.

773
00:47:28,447 --> 00:47:31,149
And everyone starts screaming
and clawing their eyes...

774
00:47:31,150 --> 00:47:34,419
and pulling at their hair,
and saying, "Help! What do we do?"

775
00:47:34,420 --> 00:47:37,218
And you know what happens next?

776
00:47:37,356 --> 00:47:38,923
Out steps me...

777
00:47:38,924 --> 00:47:42,326
wielding the biggest fucking shotgun
you've ever seen in your life.

778
00:47:42,327 --> 00:47:44,162
And you know what I do?

779
00:47:44,163 --> 00:47:46,998
I blow every fucking thing away.

780
00:47:46,999 --> 00:47:50,601
And I am getting God's work done.

781
00:47:50,602 --> 00:47:52,837
When it's all over
and the dust has settled,

782
00:47:52,838 --> 00:47:55,606
the whole world
gathers below me...

783
00:47:55,607 --> 00:47:58,676
and they say, "Thank you, Ronnie,
thank you for helping...

784
00:47:58,677 --> 00:48:01,612
being a great man
and doing this for us".

785
00:48:01,613 --> 00:48:03,548
And you know what I say?

786
00:48:03,549 --> 00:48:07,251
"You don't need to thank me.
I'm just a guy with a gun.

787
00:48:07,252 --> 00:48:08,720
I'm just a cop".

788
00:48:08,721 --> 00:48:10,855
Okay.

789
00:48:10,856 --> 00:48:14,726
That should do it. Thank you
for your time, Mr. Barnhardt.

790
00:48:14,727 --> 00:48:17,462
Eh. I think you mean
Officer Barnhardt.

791
00:48:17,463 --> 00:48:18,796
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

792
00:48:18,797 --> 00:48:21,265
[IMITATES GUNSHOTS]

793
00:48:25,571 --> 00:48:27,265
- To Ronnie.
- Thanks.

794
00:48:28,140 --> 00:48:30,141
DENNIS: Ronnie.
- Yeah.

795
00:48:30,142 --> 00:48:33,177
Ronnie Barnhardt got called up
to the big leagues.

796
00:48:33,178 --> 00:48:35,713
Finally gonna get to carry a gun
and everything.

797
00:48:35,714 --> 00:48:38,416
- That's awesome, Ronnie.
- Ronnie, I'm so proud of you.

798
00:48:38,417 --> 00:48:40,184
Thanks, Mom.
Thanks for this cake.

799
00:48:40,185 --> 00:48:42,820
- Incredible.
MOM: It's a gun.

800
00:48:42,821 --> 00:48:44,055
RONNIE:
Oh, yeah.

801
00:48:44,056 --> 00:48:45,957
You're my little baby.

802
00:48:45,958 --> 00:48:47,125
[MOM LAUGHING]

803
00:48:47,126 --> 00:48:49,026
I'm so happy for you.

804
00:48:49,027 --> 00:48:51,763
I think the White House
could be the next stop.

805
00:48:51,764 --> 00:48:54,465
I mean, I think it could be
that big, Ronnie.

806
00:48:54,466 --> 00:48:57,835
- I think so too.
- Oh, God, I'm so happy for...

807
00:48:57,836 --> 00:48:59,826
For your tears.

808
00:49:00,239 --> 00:49:03,003
Well, thank you, brown eyes.

809
00:49:03,041 --> 00:49:07,845
You know,
when Ronnie was in high school...

810
00:49:07,846 --> 00:49:09,881
I used to fuck all his friends.

811
00:49:09,882 --> 00:49:13,584
Okay, Mom, don't hit on Dennis.
Is that okay?

812
00:49:13,585 --> 00:49:16,854
- A piece of icing right there, see?
- That's some icing right there.

813
00:49:16,855 --> 00:49:20,381
Yeah, I think you spilt
more on it, probably.

814
00:49:20,626 --> 00:49:23,194
BRANDl: And it'll tingle
just a little bit...

815
00:49:23,195 --> 00:49:25,890
but you get used to it.

816
00:49:38,710 --> 00:49:40,871
Feel that?

817
00:49:45,651 --> 00:49:48,711
Wait for me.

818
00:49:52,791 --> 00:49:55,156
NELL:
Ronnie, wait.

819
00:50:46,311 --> 00:50:48,438
Just don't say anything,
it's gonna give it away.

820
00:50:48,439 --> 00:50:49,448
This is gonna be funny.

821
00:50:49,449 --> 00:50:50,948
- I'm not going to.
- I know, I know.

822
00:50:51,649 --> 00:50:53,651
- Watch it... Jeez.
- Ow!

823
00:50:53,652 --> 00:50:55,312
MAN 1:
I'm sorry.

824
00:50:55,587 --> 00:50:56,888
- All right.
MAN 2: Well...

825
00:50:56,889 --> 00:50:59,186
WOMAN:
Okay, I'll call.

826
00:51:00,626 --> 00:51:02,787
Yeah, come in.

827
00:51:02,928 --> 00:51:05,496
- What's up, brother?
- Hey, Ronnie.

828
00:51:05,497 --> 00:51:06,898
How's it going, amigo?

829
00:51:06,899 --> 00:51:09,128
Oh, have a seat.

830
00:51:12,070 --> 00:51:13,604
- How you doing?
- I'm great.

831
00:51:13,605 --> 00:51:17,165
- This is nice. Yeah.
- I don't usually do this kinda thing...

832
00:51:17,542 --> 00:51:19,373
but, um...

833
00:51:19,645 --> 00:51:22,079
I wanted to be the one
to give you the news...

834
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:24,639
and see your face
when you found out.

835
00:51:24,683 --> 00:51:27,220
Very good, sir. I appreciate that.
Thank you, sir.

836
00:51:27,221 --> 00:51:29,120
Um...

837
00:51:29,121 --> 00:51:33,020
we're... we're not gonna be able
to let you join the academy.

838
00:51:33,425 --> 00:51:37,128
That's not possible, so...
Yeah, that's not true.

839
00:51:37,129 --> 00:51:40,496
It seems you had trouble
passing the minimum requirements.

840
00:51:40,599 --> 00:51:43,267
- Did I fail one of the tests?
- Actually, you did.

841
00:51:43,268 --> 00:51:45,736
You failed the psychological exam.

842
00:51:46,104 --> 00:51:48,906
I remember she put a big
A- plus on it and a "pass".

843
00:51:48,907 --> 00:51:50,408
- Yeah.
- And that was me, so...

844
00:51:50,409 --> 00:51:51,868
- I passed that.
- Really?

845
00:51:51,869 --> 00:51:53,244
Yeah, I passed the shit
out of it.

846
00:51:53,245 --> 00:51:55,479
It says right here.

847
00:51:55,480 --> 00:51:59,211
"Mr. Barnhardt
shows warning signs of delusion.

848
00:52:00,252 --> 00:52:04,655
Allowing him to join the force
at this time puts his life...

849
00:52:04,656 --> 00:52:06,958
and the lives of others
in jeopardy".

850
00:52:06,959 --> 00:52:09,327
I don't... Um...

851
00:52:09,328 --> 00:52:11,591
I don't see
how this is possible.

852
00:52:11,763 --> 00:52:13,931
- You got problems.
- No...

853
00:52:13,932 --> 00:52:17,435
We can take care... We can handle this.
We can... We can figure this out.

854
00:52:17,436 --> 00:52:20,530
I know this is hard to hear.

855
00:52:24,341 --> 00:52:27,309
So I thought
this was gonna be kind of funny...

856
00:52:27,310 --> 00:52:33,077
but it's actually kind of sad,
so I'll catch you later, Harrison.

857
00:52:36,086 --> 00:52:38,421
So I tried talking to them.

858
00:52:38,422 --> 00:52:42,380
There's just no way
they're gonna let you in.

859
00:52:43,593 --> 00:52:48,120
Your dreams of becoming a police officer
just aren't gonna happen.

860
00:53:27,170 --> 00:53:28,671
[ROGER LAUGHING]

861
00:53:28,672 --> 00:53:30,239
Hi, I'm Nell.

862
00:53:30,240 --> 00:53:32,742
Wait. Do you want some of my buns?

863
00:53:32,743 --> 00:53:34,076
Yeah. Here, toast it.

864
00:53:34,077 --> 00:53:35,444
Oh, my brake broke.

865
00:53:35,445 --> 00:53:37,379
Bam, right into the...
Into the frigging fryer.

866
00:53:37,380 --> 00:53:38,814
[WOMAN LAUGHING]

867
00:53:38,815 --> 00:53:41,150
- She'd go headfirst in the fryer...
NELL: Hey.

868
00:53:41,151 --> 00:53:43,986
I thought you were gonna go work
for the police.

869
00:53:43,987 --> 00:53:45,321
You know, I made it...

870
00:53:45,322 --> 00:53:49,391
and I tried it out for a few days
and I just decided it wasn't for me...

871
00:53:49,392 --> 00:53:52,328
so I decided to come back here.

872
00:53:52,329 --> 00:53:55,798
- I don't wanna talk about it.
- No problem, Ronnie.

873
00:53:55,799 --> 00:53:58,233
- Hey, you want a cup of coffee?
- No.

874
00:53:58,802 --> 00:54:01,070
No, I don't think I do.

875
00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:03,139
No offense to you...

876
00:54:03,140 --> 00:54:05,407
but I'm gonna have...

877
00:54:05,408 --> 00:54:06,976
to refuse your coffee.

878
00:54:06,977 --> 00:54:09,912
You know,
coffee seems disgusting to me.

879
00:54:09,913 --> 00:54:13,015
In fact, right now,
I don't think I want anything less...

880
00:54:13,016 --> 00:54:15,417
in the whole world
than a cup of your coffee.

881
00:54:15,418 --> 00:54:17,351
So no, thank you.

882
00:54:28,532 --> 00:54:30,633
Okay, you know,
on second thought, maybe.

883
00:54:30,634 --> 00:54:34,365
- Yeah, sure, I'll have a cup of coffee.
- Roger's so mean to me.

884
00:54:34,738 --> 00:54:36,605
- Who's Roger?
- The manager.

885
00:54:36,606 --> 00:54:38,941
He hates me because I can't walk.

886
00:54:38,942 --> 00:54:41,210
He talks about me with that girl
all the time.

887
00:54:41,211 --> 00:54:44,413
They talk about how lazy I am.
Well, you know what? I'm not lazy.

888
00:54:44,414 --> 00:54:47,883
The only reason I'm sitting
in this chair is because of my leg.

889
00:54:47,884 --> 00:54:51,187
I wanna quit and I can't
because I don't have any money...

890
00:54:51,188 --> 00:54:54,885
for the doctor bills
and insurance and stuff.

891
00:54:55,258 --> 00:54:57,350
I'm sorry.

892
00:55:05,035 --> 00:55:07,594
[ROGER & WOMAN
SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

893
00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:11,841
Oh, hey,
you can't come back here.

894
00:55:11,842 --> 00:55:13,309
- Get in there!
ROGER: No, no!

895
00:55:13,310 --> 00:55:14,510
You get in there!

896
00:55:14,511 --> 00:55:15,845
Get in there!

897
00:55:15,846 --> 00:55:17,880
- You like making fun of people?
- I don't.

898
00:55:17,881 --> 00:55:19,882
- I don't. No, no.
- Huh? Huh? Huh?

899
00:55:19,883 --> 00:55:21,784
- You like making fun of people?
- No!

900
00:55:21,785 --> 00:55:25,254
You say one more thing to Nell,
I'm gonna fucking murder you!

901
00:55:25,255 --> 00:55:28,019
- I won't.
- You too!

902
00:55:29,626 --> 00:55:32,560
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING
O VER SPEAKERS]

903
00:55:34,931 --> 00:55:36,498
I was never here, okay?

904
00:55:36,499 --> 00:55:38,364
Okay.

905
00:55:48,044 --> 00:55:51,347
Ronnie, I just wanna let you know
it's really good to have you back.

906
00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:53,042
MAN:
Hey.

907
00:55:53,049 --> 00:55:56,313
What the hell are you doing, huh?

908
00:55:56,353 --> 00:55:58,187
You're putting a boot on my car?

909
00:55:58,188 --> 00:56:02,157
- Would you please just try and calm down?
RONNIE: Louder. More authoritative.

910
00:56:02,158 --> 00:56:03,826
Calm the fuck down!

911
00:56:03,827 --> 00:56:06,161
Hey, fuck you, okay?
I'm a business owner.

912
00:56:06,162 --> 00:56:09,265
You don't take this boot off,
I'm gonna start whupping some ass.

913
00:56:09,266 --> 00:56:11,767
- Take out your Taser.
- You have no right.

914
00:56:11,768 --> 00:56:15,704
- Take out your fucking Taser, Charles.
CHARLES: Ronnie, I'm not gonna Taser...

915
00:56:15,705 --> 00:56:16,906
What?

916
00:56:16,907 --> 00:56:18,974
- Fuck.
- How hard is that?

917
00:56:18,975 --> 00:56:21,010
It's the easiest thing on earth.

918
00:56:21,011 --> 00:56:24,105
I got another one right here,
motherfucker.

919
00:56:24,714 --> 00:56:25,915
[KNOCKING]

920
00:56:25,916 --> 00:56:28,281
MATT: Hey, Ronnie.
JOHN: Ronnie, how's it going?

921
00:56:29,019 --> 00:56:31,787
Think we found something
that might cheer you up.

922
00:56:31,788 --> 00:56:35,155
A clue in the pervert case.
We found it next to the Dumpsters.

923
00:56:37,460 --> 00:56:41,196
You okay, Ronnie? I expected
a little bit more of a reaction.

924
00:56:41,197 --> 00:56:42,731
I'm not okay, Charles.

925
00:56:42,732 --> 00:56:44,566
And...

926
00:56:44,567 --> 00:56:48,904
unfortunately, no, this picture
of a penis does not cheer me up.

927
00:56:48,905 --> 00:56:51,206
Okay, you guys, we should...

928
00:56:51,207 --> 00:56:53,309
We should probably
go get to work.

929
00:56:53,310 --> 00:56:54,710
Something.

930
00:56:54,711 --> 00:56:56,906
All right, well,
just take it easy.

931
00:56:59,616 --> 00:57:01,817
I don't know
what's happening to me, Dennis.

932
00:57:01,818 --> 00:57:04,320
I feel like I'm losing it.

933
00:57:04,321 --> 00:57:06,522
A change is coming.

934
00:57:06,523 --> 00:57:07,923
I used to think...

935
00:57:07,924 --> 00:57:10,359
I was the only thing...

936
00:57:10,360 --> 00:57:12,161
between the light...

937
00:57:12,162 --> 00:57:14,096
- and the darkness.
- Mm-hm.

938
00:57:14,097 --> 00:57:15,931
But you know what I realize now?

939
00:57:15,932 --> 00:57:18,366
This is who I am.

940
00:57:19,336 --> 00:57:21,326
Hm.

941
00:57:21,438 --> 00:57:24,139
Take me in, Dennis.
Don't look away.

942
00:57:24,140 --> 00:57:28,201
Ronnie, can you please
take the dick off your face?

943
00:57:29,379 --> 00:57:31,710
I'm real glad
that you opened up to me.

944
00:57:31,982 --> 00:57:35,384
Because it makes me, like, open up
my heart, you know what I'm saying?

945
00:57:35,385 --> 00:57:37,882
Like, share the stuff that's
been happening to me, because...

946
00:57:37,883 --> 00:57:39,254
I used to be like you.

947
00:57:39,255 --> 00:57:42,791
I fell into that world
of pretend.

948
00:57:42,792 --> 00:57:45,427
And that's where you gotta
smarten up...

949
00:57:45,428 --> 00:57:47,395
and cut somebody sometime.

950
00:57:47,964 --> 00:57:50,132
You might think
that I float, you know.

951
00:57:50,133 --> 00:57:52,701
Maybe even walk on water
and stuff.

952
00:57:52,702 --> 00:57:54,103
But...

953
00:57:54,104 --> 00:57:56,672
I'm here to tell you that,
sometimes...

954
00:57:56,673 --> 00:57:58,607
I drink out of a volcano.

955
00:57:58,608 --> 00:58:02,678
I know how to deal
with the system.

956
00:58:02,679 --> 00:58:04,703
I know how to fuck with it.

957
00:58:05,281 --> 00:58:07,916
I just gotta ask you, Ronnie...

958
00:58:07,917 --> 00:58:09,985
are you willing to accept...

959
00:58:09,986 --> 00:58:12,477
what I have to teach?

960
00:58:12,655 --> 00:58:13,989
I'm ready.

961
00:58:13,990 --> 00:58:16,925
- Do you want me to show you the way?
- Show me the path.

962
00:58:16,926 --> 00:58:19,595
- Can I lead you, please?
- Lead me.

963
00:58:19,596 --> 00:58:22,598
- I'm gonna put you in my pocket.
- Guide me.

964
00:58:22,599 --> 00:58:24,760
You're in my hands.

965
00:58:25,068 --> 00:58:26,830
When do we start?

966
00:58:27,070 --> 00:58:29,060
Right now.

967
00:59:19,722 --> 00:59:22,053
[COUGHS AND
CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

968
00:59:31,167 --> 00:59:33,328
No, no, no.

969
00:59:52,155 --> 00:59:55,647
DENNIS: I'm not gonna lie to you.
There's nothing good about this at all.

970
01:00:01,631 --> 01:00:03,866
- You okay, Dennis?
- Look, look here.

971
01:00:03,867 --> 01:00:05,425
Let's get back to work.

972
01:00:22,118 --> 01:00:24,119
- Dennis.
- Yes, Ronnie?

973
01:00:24,120 --> 01:00:26,611
I gotta... I have to
thank you, man, you know, like...

974
01:00:26,612 --> 01:00:27,550
Yeah...

975
01:00:27,551 --> 01:00:30,626
I felt like shit
this morning, and now...

976
01:00:30,627 --> 01:00:33,996
You've shown me I don't need
to take things so seriously.

977
01:00:33,997 --> 01:00:37,099
- Don't take it serious.
- We got a fucking meaningless existence.

978
01:00:37,100 --> 01:00:40,636
- That is... Sometimes it don't mean shit.
- Who cares though, right?

979
01:00:40,637 --> 01:00:43,438
- Who cares? That's what I'm saying.
- Who cares? Oh, man.

980
01:00:43,439 --> 01:00:44,640
It doesn't matter.

981
01:00:44,641 --> 01:00:51,341
And, you know what? I'm just glad that
I finally have a partner in crime, man.

982
01:00:51,447 --> 01:00:53,471
Oh, wow, man.

983
01:00:53,816 --> 01:00:56,716
You dropped the P-bomb on me, man.

984
01:00:57,353 --> 01:00:59,488
It feels so good to hear you
say that, man.

985
01:00:59,489 --> 01:01:02,184
I've never had a partner.

986
01:01:03,293 --> 01:01:05,055
I love you.

987
01:01:05,428 --> 01:01:08,730
- I love you too, man.
- I love you.

988
01:01:08,731 --> 01:01:10,432
Yeah.

989
01:01:10,433 --> 01:01:13,168
I don't care. I don't care.

990
01:01:13,169 --> 01:01:16,471
- You can't catch me. You can't catch me.
- I'm gonna catch you.

991
01:01:16,472 --> 01:01:20,642
But you ain't seen the best part yet, man,
because when everybody leave this place...

992
01:01:20,643 --> 01:01:22,811
I rob the shit out that motherfucker.

993
01:01:22,812 --> 01:01:24,446
What are you talking about?

994
01:01:24,447 --> 01:01:27,507
What do you mean?
Man, I steal shit.

995
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:32,588
You're the one robbing the mall?

996
01:01:32,589 --> 01:01:33,789
Yeah.

997
01:01:33,790 --> 01:01:35,557
I got the code...

998
01:01:35,558 --> 01:01:37,192
from the security camera.

999
01:01:37,193 --> 01:01:40,162
- Right in front of my face?
- In front of your fucking face.

1000
01:01:40,163 --> 01:01:42,998
You guys didn't even realize it.

1001
01:01:42,999 --> 01:01:46,434
Ronnie, this is beautiful.

1002
01:01:47,203 --> 01:01:49,571
Dennis, I can't be a part of this.

1003
01:01:49,572 --> 01:01:52,768
- I thought you said you were my partner.
- I know, but I...

1004
01:01:54,310 --> 01:01:55,744
But I can't do that.

1005
01:01:55,745 --> 01:02:00,015
What has this place ever done for you?
Don't you see that people see us as jokes?

1006
01:02:00,016 --> 01:02:02,541
Doesn't that hurt your feelings?

1007
01:02:02,885 --> 01:02:04,553
Yeah.

1008
01:02:04,554 --> 01:02:08,257
- Yeah, it really does, but I can't.
- Alright, well, suit yourself, Ronnie.

1009
01:02:08,258 --> 01:02:10,659
You know, you could be a slave.

1010
01:02:10,660 --> 01:02:12,461
I already told you...

1011
01:02:12,462 --> 01:02:14,196
I'm a motherfucking outlaw.

1012
01:02:14,197 --> 01:02:15,497
Please stop, Dennis.

1013
01:02:15,498 --> 01:02:18,333
We're best friends, man.
Let's just stop this.

1014
01:02:18,334 --> 01:02:20,302
We'll go get a beer, you know?

1015
01:02:20,303 --> 01:02:21,606
Let's pretend
this never happened.

1016
01:02:21,607 --> 01:02:24,873
I won't say a fucking word
about this, let's just go.

1017
01:02:24,874 --> 01:02:26,742
Ronnie, you right.

1018
01:02:26,743 --> 01:02:29,544
Ronnie, you as right as hell.
What was I thinking?

1019
01:02:29,545 --> 01:02:32,748
Like robbing the mall,
taking jewelry and stuff?

1020
01:02:32,749 --> 01:02:34,483
I'm... What's all that about?

1021
01:02:34,484 --> 01:02:36,351
- I don't know, man.
- You right, man.

1022
01:02:36,352 --> 01:02:37,919
- Let's go get a beer.
- Yes.

1023
01:02:37,920 --> 01:02:39,910
Yeah.

1024
01:02:39,956 --> 01:02:41,323
Thank you, man.

1025
01:02:41,324 --> 01:02:44,226
And honestly? I will never say
a word about this to anyone.

1026
01:02:44,227 --> 01:02:46,428
- I appreciate it.
- People make mistakes. No.

1027
01:02:46,429 --> 01:02:50,490
- You're a real good friend, saying that.
- We're friends, so that's just how...

1028
01:02:50,733 --> 01:02:53,135
[GRO ANING]

1029
01:02:53,136 --> 01:02:55,003
Oh, fuck, Dennis.

1030
01:02:55,004 --> 01:02:58,769
- How could you, man?
- Oh.

1031
01:02:58,808 --> 01:03:01,071
[ENGINE STARTS]

1032
01:03:01,144 --> 01:03:03,976
[HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING
O VER STEREO]

1033
01:03:04,881 --> 01:03:07,679
[HARD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING
O VER STEREO]

1034
01:03:08,318 --> 01:03:12,379
[LITTLE RIVER BAND'S "HELP IS ON
ITS WAY" PLAYING O VER STEREO]

1035
01:03:27,603 --> 01:03:29,404
How could you not know
it was Dennis?

1036
01:03:29,405 --> 01:03:30,808
And then how could you be
so stupid...

1037
01:03:30,809 --> 01:03:34,738
as to let him get away and in the
fucking raffle car of all things?

1038
01:03:35,778 --> 01:03:37,045
Well, may I speak now?

1039
01:03:37,046 --> 01:03:38,604
Go ahead.

1040
01:03:40,049 --> 01:03:41,450
I found this.

1041
01:03:41,451 --> 01:03:43,251
That's the pervert's penis.

1042
01:03:43,252 --> 01:03:47,222
He's still in this mall. He's laying low,
waiting for a new opportunity to pounce.

1043
01:03:47,223 --> 01:03:49,424
Well, I'll turn this over
to the police.

1044
01:03:49,425 --> 01:03:52,894
You'll not give that to the police.
I don't think you understand.

1045
01:03:52,895 --> 01:03:54,828
Look...

1046
01:03:55,164 --> 01:03:56,995
I let Dennis get away.

1047
01:03:57,233 --> 01:04:02,437
That's something I'll have to live with.
But finding out whose penis that is...

1048
01:04:02,438 --> 01:04:04,306
is my last shot at redemption.

1049
01:04:04,307 --> 01:04:06,033
Let's just hope he doesn't
show up again, alright?

1050
01:04:06,034 --> 01:04:07,509
Oh, he's coming back.

1051
01:04:07,510 --> 01:04:10,274
He's coming back quick
and he's coming back hard.

1052
01:04:10,546 --> 01:04:13,106
- What're you talking about, Ronnie?
- I'm talking about deep cover, Mark.

1053
01:04:13,107 --> 01:04:14,516
I'm talking about
black ops shit.

1054
01:04:14,517 --> 01:04:17,616
I'm talking about
going off the grid completely.

1055
01:04:17,987 --> 01:04:20,819
<i>I'm gonna be a specter,
an invisible man.</i>

1056
01:04:21,257 --> 01:04:24,493
I'm just a regular guy in the mall.
I got no rules to follow.

1057
01:04:24,494 --> 01:04:26,328
<i>Just got myself
and my instinct.</i>

1058
01:04:26,329 --> 01:04:28,296
[IMITATES AUTOMATIC GUNFIRE]

1059
01:04:28,531 --> 01:04:30,794
Are you fucking retarded, Ronnie?

1060
01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:32,868
Ronnie doesn't even exist.

1061
01:04:32,869 --> 01:04:35,166
My name is Gil Jacobson.

1062
01:04:35,471 --> 01:04:37,806
<i>I'm just your average
mall customer.</i>

1063
01:04:37,807 --> 01:04:40,675
<i>I came
to the Forest Ridge Mall...</i>

1064
01:04:40,676 --> 01:04:42,911
<i>to do some personal shopping.</i>

1065
01:04:42,912 --> 01:04:45,846
<i>Hey, you know
where any sales are?</i>

1066
01:04:46,783 --> 01:04:49,885
<i>This is my mall.</i>

1067
01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:52,220
<i>It's a place of beauty...</i>

1068
01:04:52,221 --> 01:04:53,722
<i>a place of purity.</i>

1069
01:04:53,723 --> 01:04:56,987
<i>It's a place where lost souls
can find a home.</i>

1070
01:04:57,393 --> 01:04:58,593
Fuck you, Ronnie.

1071
01:04:58,594 --> 01:05:01,119
Nice hat, you stupid motherfucker.

1072
01:05:01,731 --> 01:05:05,200
<i>I believe every man
has a path laid out before him...</i>

1073
01:05:05,201 --> 01:05:08,603
<i>and my path is a righteous one.</i>

1074
01:05:08,604 --> 01:05:12,335
<i>For I have been chosen
to be the protector...</i>

1075
01:05:13,142 --> 01:05:16,110
<i>and the destroyer.</i>

1076
01:05:20,783 --> 01:05:23,118
<i>I live by a code.</i>

1077
01:05:23,119 --> 01:05:27,088
<i>A code of my own invention,
but a code nonetheless.</i>

1078
01:05:27,089 --> 01:05:31,218
<i>And I follow it
to the fucking T.</i>

1079
01:05:31,861 --> 01:05:35,430
<i>Danger lurks in the darkness
waiting to pounce...</i>

1080
01:05:35,431 --> 01:05:40,702
<i>and it's my duty to face that danger
and stare it in its godless eyes.</i>

1081
01:05:40,703 --> 01:05:42,504
- Mandy.
- Fuck.

1082
01:05:42,505 --> 01:05:43,738
Mandy.

1083
01:05:43,739 --> 01:05:45,273
Shit on me.

1084
01:05:45,274 --> 01:05:46,975
Yeah. Yeah.

1085
01:05:46,976 --> 01:05:49,077
- Tell me again. Tell me again.
- Yeah.

1086
01:05:49,078 --> 01:05:50,445
Fuck, yeah.

1087
01:05:50,446 --> 01:05:53,014
<i>Nothing can hurt me.</i>

1088
01:05:53,015 --> 01:05:55,784
<i>My body has become a weapon.</i>

1089
01:05:55,785 --> 01:05:58,220
<i>I am an instrument
of protection...</i>

1090
01:05:58,221 --> 01:05:59,387
[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

1091
01:05:59,388 --> 01:06:00,589
<i>and justice.</i>

1092
01:06:00,590 --> 01:06:05,694
<i>I am the hammer in the right hand
of all that is good.</i>

1093
01:06:05,695 --> 01:06:07,262
How could you do this to me?

1094
01:06:07,263 --> 01:06:10,732
I love you, you fucking bitch!

1095
01:06:18,975 --> 01:06:21,204
You just made me blow my cover.

1096
01:06:24,780 --> 01:06:26,681
CHARLES: Hey, Ronnie.
JOHN: Hey.

1097
01:06:26,682 --> 01:06:28,016
Um, Mark's looking for you.

1098
01:06:28,017 --> 01:06:30,886
He's really pissed about
the altercation in Cosmetics.

1099
01:06:30,887 --> 01:06:33,021
He's talking about
calling the cops...

1100
01:06:33,022 --> 01:06:36,558
so you should probably just
get going, man. This is gonna get...

1101
01:06:36,559 --> 01:06:38,460
This is gonna get really weird.

1102
01:06:38,461 --> 01:06:40,451
Ronnie Barnhardt's not here.

1103
01:06:41,130 --> 01:06:42,731
But if he was here...

1104
01:06:42,732 --> 01:06:46,902
he'd say that if Mark wants him
to leave this fucking mall...

1105
01:06:46,903 --> 01:06:52,170
it will be over
Ronnie's dead fucking body.

1106
01:06:55,845 --> 01:06:59,648
<i>In these dark times, people
need something to believe in.</i>

1107
01:06:59,649 --> 01:07:03,518
<i>I believe that good will win
through in the end.</i>

1108
01:07:03,519 --> 01:07:08,523
<i>It's only a matter of time until
the clouds part and the sun shines...</i>

1109
01:07:08,524 --> 01:07:10,321
<i>I'm gonna start that again.</i>

1110
01:07:10,459 --> 01:07:16,865
<i>It's only a matter of time until the
clouds part and the sun shines down.</i>

1111
01:07:16,866 --> 01:07:20,702
<i>They'll be here soon
and my mission will be complete.</i>

1112
01:07:20,703 --> 01:07:22,103
[SIRENS WAILING]

1113
01:07:22,104 --> 01:07:26,474
<i>I will leave a mark so big that
it will be felt for years to come...</i>

1114
01:07:26,475 --> 01:07:29,277
<i>and history
will remember my name.</i>

1115
01:07:29,278 --> 01:07:30,912
<i>There's no turning back.</i>

1116
01:07:30,913 --> 01:07:33,448
<i>I must stand fast
in my resolve.</i>

1117
01:07:33,449 --> 01:07:36,818
<i>The world has no use
for another scared man.</i>

1118
01:07:36,819 --> 01:07:41,449
<i>Right now, the world
needs a fucking hero.</i>

1119
01:07:51,200 --> 01:07:53,224
Ronnie!

1120
01:07:56,539 --> 01:07:59,166
Ronnie.

1121
01:07:59,408 --> 01:08:03,241
Come out, come out,
wherever you are.

1122
01:08:05,715 --> 01:08:07,349
RONNIE:
Harrison.

1123
01:08:07,350 --> 01:08:09,217
Ronnie, what are you doing?

1124
01:08:09,218 --> 01:08:13,154
I thought we were allies, Harrison.
I thought we were brothers of the badge.

1125
01:08:13,155 --> 01:08:15,190
How the fuck
do you sleep at night?

1126
01:08:15,191 --> 01:08:17,092
Come on, let's do this
the easy way.

1127
01:08:17,093 --> 01:08:20,028
You come outside and
we'll talk all about it, all right?

1128
01:08:20,029 --> 01:08:21,830
- Can't do that.
- Let's go.

1129
01:08:21,831 --> 01:08:24,099
We'll talk about it,
but you gotta get out.

1130
01:08:24,100 --> 01:08:27,728
You can go outside.
This is my world.

1131
01:08:27,737 --> 01:08:29,738
We don't wanna hurt you, Ronnie.

1132
01:08:29,739 --> 01:08:31,604
You wanna get hurt?

1133
01:08:39,081 --> 01:08:42,277
You didn't bring enough pigs
to hurt me.

1134
01:08:47,657 --> 01:08:50,421
You sure about that?

1135
01:08:55,831 --> 01:08:58,390
Why don't we find out, huh?

1136
01:09:01,070 --> 01:09:04,061
All right. Go get him.

1137
01:09:05,307 --> 01:09:07,968
[GRUNTING]

1138
01:11:41,864 --> 01:11:43,064
[KNOCKING]

1139
01:11:43,065 --> 01:11:45,590
MOM:
Open up, little birdie.

1140
01:11:52,007 --> 01:11:54,941
What's on the agenda for today?

1141
01:11:55,511 --> 01:11:58,571
I don't know.
Maybe look for a job or something.

1142
01:11:59,815 --> 01:12:02,417
I know it's hard...

1143
01:12:02,418 --> 01:12:05,250
but try to look
on the bright side.

1144
01:12:06,488 --> 01:12:09,424
You may not be the smartest person
in the world...

1145
01:12:09,425 --> 01:12:11,290
but you're...

1146
01:12:11,493 --> 01:12:16,623
handsome from certain angles...

1147
01:12:16,799 --> 01:12:19,767
and you're...
More importantly...

1148
01:12:19,768 --> 01:12:21,936
you've got dreams
inside of you...

1149
01:12:21,937 --> 01:12:24,873
and dreams make you special.

1150
01:12:24,874 --> 01:12:28,276
And no matter what the world, um...

1151
01:12:28,277 --> 01:12:31,446
throws at you, uh, they...

1152
01:12:31,447 --> 01:12:34,780
It can never take
your dreams away.

1153
01:12:37,353 --> 01:12:39,420
What are you talking about, Mom?

1154
01:12:39,421 --> 01:12:42,651
I don't know, I'm drunk.

1155
01:12:43,158 --> 01:12:46,394
I just know mothers are
supposed to say stuff like that...

1156
01:12:46,395 --> 01:12:49,090
to their children
when they're sad.

1157
01:12:49,198 --> 01:12:50,965
- And so I tried.
- No, you're right.

1158
01:12:50,966 --> 01:12:54,629
You're right, that's exactly
what you're supposed to say.

1159
01:12:55,704 --> 01:12:57,967
You know, Ronnie...

1160
01:12:58,707 --> 01:13:01,609
the other night
when I soiled my pants...

1161
01:13:01,610 --> 01:13:05,046
you know, I was expecting
for you to come home...

1162
01:13:05,047 --> 01:13:08,675
and find me and clean me up.

1163
01:13:09,919 --> 01:13:13,721
And I thought you'd be there
to take care of me, so I...

1164
01:13:13,722 --> 01:13:19,250
You know, I passed out
on the floor and I didn't worry.

1165
01:13:21,664 --> 01:13:25,066
And most people would've
thrown me away by now...

1166
01:13:25,067 --> 01:13:27,694
but not you, Ronnie.

1167
01:13:27,903 --> 01:13:29,971
I do it because I love you, Mom.

1168
01:13:29,972 --> 01:13:31,700
I know.

1169
01:13:32,875 --> 01:13:34,776
I just want you to know...

1170
01:13:34,777 --> 01:13:37,541
I'm ready to make a change.

1171
01:13:38,414 --> 01:13:40,643
You're gonna stop drinking?

1172
01:13:41,517 --> 01:13:44,679
I'm switching to beer.

1173
01:13:45,087 --> 01:13:49,090
I can pound those all day
and still keep my shit together.

1174
01:13:49,091 --> 01:13:51,426
And I'm doing it for you.

1175
01:13:51,427 --> 01:13:52,994
I'm so proud of you, Mom.

1176
01:13:52,995 --> 01:13:54,862
I'm so proud of you.

1177
01:13:54,863 --> 01:13:56,264
And you know what?

1178
01:13:56,265 --> 01:13:57,665
This is a new day.

1179
01:13:57,666 --> 01:13:59,565
We're gonna get through it.

1180
01:14:04,373 --> 01:14:07,342
Oh, I just remembered.

1181
01:14:07,343 --> 01:14:11,040
This postcard
came for you the other day.

1182
01:14:19,989 --> 01:14:22,023
<i>DENNIS [IN VOICE-O VER]:
What's up, motherfackle?</i>

1183
01:14:22,024 --> 01:14:23,758
<i>How's your dick hanging?</i>

1184
01:14:23,759 --> 01:14:25,293
<i>Low, I hope.</i>

1185
01:14:25,294 --> 01:14:28,262
<i>I just wanted to write you
and say that I really am sorry...</i>

1186
01:14:28,263 --> 01:14:30,498
<i>for the way shit like
went down and stuff.</i>

1187
01:14:30,499 --> 01:14:32,000
<i>My bad, my blunder.</i>

1188
01:14:32,001 --> 01:14:35,670
<i>I just want you to know that
you really are my best friend.</i>

1189
01:14:35,671 --> 01:14:39,207
<i>The problem is, I'm a criminal, man,
who doesn't care.</i>

1190
01:14:39,208 --> 01:14:42,443
<i>And your crime is
you care too much.</i>

1191
01:14:42,444 --> 01:14:44,345
<i>Regardless of our differences...</i>

1192
01:14:44,346 --> 01:14:47,248
<i>I hope you know
that I always respected you.</i>

1193
01:14:47,249 --> 01:14:49,245
<i>It's not every day
that you meet somebody...</i>

1194
01:14:49,246 --> 01:14:51,519
<i>that stands for something
in this world.</i>

1195
01:14:51,520 --> 01:14:54,489
<i>Anyway,
no hard feelings, okay?</i>

1196
01:14:54,490 --> 01:14:57,825
<i>If you ever wanna party,
just get your ass to Mexico.</i>

1197
01:14:57,826 --> 01:15:00,495
<i>The beer is cool
and the girls are wet.</i>

1198
01:15:00,496 --> 01:15:02,964
<i>Sincerely,
your right-hand man...</i>

1199
01:15:02,965 --> 01:15:05,729
<i>Love, Dennis Chavante.</i>

1200
01:15:16,812 --> 01:15:19,007
Hey there, stranger.

1201
01:15:20,516 --> 01:15:23,251
- You got your cast off.
- Yeah.

1202
01:15:23,252 --> 01:15:24,776
Got my hair done too.

1203
01:15:28,690 --> 01:15:30,124
Hey, um...

1204
01:15:30,125 --> 01:15:32,388
I heard what happened.

1205
01:15:32,528 --> 01:15:34,629
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

1206
01:15:34,630 --> 01:15:36,264
That was...

1207
01:15:36,265 --> 01:15:39,333
Just, I'm like...
You know, I'm like a cat.

1208
01:15:39,334 --> 01:15:41,169
I always land on my feet.

1209
01:15:41,170 --> 01:15:43,365
I'm A-okay.

1210
01:15:43,772 --> 01:15:46,035
I got you a coffee.

1211
01:15:49,978 --> 01:15:52,046
Thank... Well, how much
do I owe you, then?

1212
01:15:52,047 --> 01:15:54,682
- Is it $ 1.60...?
- You don't have to pay for it.

1213
01:15:54,683 --> 01:15:57,048
You can just take it.

1214
01:15:57,252 --> 01:16:01,210
That's really nice of you.
I appreciate it, but...

1215
01:16:02,958 --> 01:16:06,894
Look, the whole reason
I came here today...

1216
01:16:07,062 --> 01:16:08,963
was to come buy a cup of coffee...

1217
01:16:08,964 --> 01:16:10,798
and pay for it...

1218
01:16:10,799 --> 01:16:15,133
out of my own pocket, and I've just
been kinda waiting out here.

1219
01:16:17,940 --> 01:16:20,635
I need to accept...

1220
01:16:22,010 --> 01:16:23,845
that there's no more free coffee.

1221
01:16:23,846 --> 01:16:25,746
Not now...

1222
01:16:25,747 --> 01:16:27,181
not ever. I just...

1223
01:16:27,182 --> 01:16:30,378
You know,
when I come to this mall...

1224
01:16:32,521 --> 01:16:35,785
I pay for my coffee...

1225
01:16:37,126 --> 01:16:39,992
just like a regular customer.

1226
01:17:06,188 --> 01:17:08,383
- Oh, motherfucker.
- Ah!

1227
01:17:36,084 --> 01:17:40,042
Everybody, get out of the way!
Move! Move!

1228
01:19:01,103 --> 01:19:03,503
[GLASS SHATTERS]

1229
01:19:05,641 --> 01:19:07,574
[WOMEN SCREAM]

1230
01:19:16,385 --> 01:19:18,619
Oh, no, no, no!

1231
01:19:18,620 --> 01:19:19,987
Jesus, Ronnie!

1232
01:19:19,988 --> 01:19:22,323
You fucking killed him.

1233
01:19:22,324 --> 01:19:23,491
[FLASHER GASPING]

1234
01:19:23,492 --> 01:19:24,859
Oh.

1235
01:19:24,860 --> 01:19:26,694
- All right, he's okay.
- Shit. Really?

1236
01:19:26,695 --> 01:19:30,221
Get out of the way!
Mall security, get outta the way!

1237
01:19:30,499 --> 01:19:32,099
Stay down, motherfucker.

1238
01:19:32,100 --> 01:19:34,067
- We've got your back.
MARK: All right.

1239
01:19:34,303 --> 01:19:36,270
- We need to call an ambulance.
- No.

1240
01:19:36,271 --> 01:19:37,838
This sack of shit is mine.

1241
01:19:37,839 --> 01:19:40,441
Hold my piece. I'm taking him
to the station myself.

1242
01:19:40,442 --> 01:19:42,643
Get up, motherfucker.

1243
01:19:42,644 --> 01:19:44,839
Hey, Ronnie.

1244
01:19:51,920 --> 01:19:54,183
Come on.

1245
01:19:55,657 --> 01:19:57,818
Ronnie?

1246
01:19:59,461 --> 01:20:00,795
Good job.

1247
01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:02,463
Fuck you.

1248
01:20:02,464 --> 01:20:05,399
And if anyone here wants a girl
to have sex with you...

1249
01:20:05,400 --> 01:20:09,036
...and then to fuck your enemy,
go to Brandi!

1250
01:20:09,037 --> 01:20:11,471
Because she's the girl
that does that!

1251
01:20:12,708 --> 01:20:14,971
God.

1252
01:20:24,386 --> 01:20:26,513
MAN:
Good job, Ronnie.

1253
01:20:32,227 --> 01:20:34,251
RONNIE:
Come here.

1254
01:20:46,575 --> 01:20:47,975
Caught the pervert.

1255
01:20:47,976 --> 01:20:51,178
- Someone get a paramedic. Hurry up.
MAN: Hurry.

1256
01:20:51,179 --> 01:20:55,649
I want everyone to know
Ronnie Barnhardt caught the pervert...

1257
01:20:55,650 --> 01:20:58,519
not the fucking police.

1258
01:20:58,520 --> 01:21:00,287
Good job, you caught a pervert.

1259
01:21:00,288 --> 01:21:03,090
You can take your fucking badge
and your gun...

1260
01:21:03,091 --> 01:21:05,126
and you can shove them
up your fucking butt...

1261
01:21:05,127 --> 01:21:08,396
because I don't need that shit
to know who the fuck I am.

1262
01:21:08,397 --> 01:21:10,064
Fuck you. Fuck you.

1263
01:21:10,065 --> 01:21:12,362
Fuck every one of you.

1264
01:21:13,068 --> 01:21:15,263
I win.

1265
01:21:22,043 --> 01:21:24,443
Way to go, Ronnie.

1266
01:21:41,296 --> 01:21:42,832
I'm here with Ronnie Barnhardt,

1267
01:21:42,833 --> 01:21:45,399
head of mall security
here at the Forest Ridge Mall.

1268
01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:49,170
Ronnie is the man who brought the
Forest Ridge Mall flasher to justice.

1269
01:21:49,171 --> 01:21:52,473
We caught the flasher. Yes!

1270
01:21:52,474 --> 01:21:54,175
All is back to normal?

1271
01:21:54,176 --> 01:21:57,845
I'd say better than normal, actually.
Personal life is going fantastic.

1272
01:21:57,846 --> 01:22:00,014
I met a girl, right over there.

1273
01:22:00,015 --> 01:22:03,517
She has made a promise to God that
she won't have sex before marriage...

1274
01:22:03,518 --> 01:22:06,654
but that's a promise
I intend on making her break.

1275
01:22:06,655 --> 01:22:09,089
Gather around me, guys.