Oh, happy day, happy day
Oh nice day Oh, happy day, happy day Oh, what a happy day?
Oh, happy day, happy day
Oh yes, yes
Oh, happy day, happy day Oh, what a happy day?
Jesus, Jesus Oh, my Jesus
Jesus, Jesus Oh, my Jesus let me see the way
Oh, happy day, happy day Oh, yeah that's right
He taught me how to Walking How to walk
Fight and pray Fight and pray, huh
And then rejoice happy day, happy day
Happy days
Happy days Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, happy day, happy day
Well, look at what's rolled over.
You know, at first, I thought You are an old Raisinet riding a skateboard
I want to come there and choke on life from you right in front of Jesus God, give me strength.
Don't make me have to ramble on anyone head in the church
Ignore him, Lord. Ignore all prayers.
He's nothing, never does anything Give him a punch or something.
Are you, Sherman Klump? Yes, I do. Indeed, I did.
Oh, happy day, happy day Oh, yes, happy day
Good day, happy day Happy day, my ass Oh, he looks handsome.
Oh, my baby finally got married.
Never thought I would live to see the day Finally.
Oh, here he comes, here he comes.
I will cry.
I promise myself I won't cry. Now I will cry.
Yeah, alright. Dynamite.
You might sit.
Oh, thank God. Oh, thank God.
I always know he will find the right girl Always know
Do you see Indians on the cheekbones?
Sherman, Sherman. Sherman.
Sherman, Sherman, Sherman. Sherman! Oh, God.
Stop being stupid.
Dearest, We have gathered here today
to join these two people in a holy marriage
Praise God.
Leading scientists, Professor Sherman Klump
and his old lover, Denise Gaines.
Oh, Sherman.
If there is there is a reason why both
may not marry, let him speak now
or hold your penis forever.
Oh, Sherman.
That's how it is, son. What show them Klumps are made of!
Sherman, release it.
Sherman, calm down, honey Save for honeymoon.
Surprising!
Hey, Sherman, calm down, kid. What's wrong with you?
This is scary nonsense. Yes, like The Outer Limits.
No, don't hurt yourself, baby. You came with Buddy.
No! Not!
See you later, Chunky Butt!
No!
Then I woke up in cold sweat.
How often do you Have this dream? More and more lately.
You seem to like it very much This girl, Denise.
God, he is very special to me.
But how will he love me when I get Buddy Love in me?
I want to be perfect for him.
Perfect? Nothing is perfect, Sherman.
You need to understand That Buddy Love is representation
from unhindered, hedonistic id
He is not a real person. Buddy Love is real!
Well, he's real, and he's taking control from me sometimes
You will never learn to control it... Sherman!
Until you receive it the fact that he is part of you
Yeah, and the best part too! And I'll tell you something else, punk!
All of these diplomas on this wall don't make up for facts
what you have Vienna sausage is a little in your drawer
Is that why they call you a psychiatrist?
Shut up, fat...
Sorry. Yes, yes.
The session gets a little out of control.
You see, we all have a little Buddy Love in us.
Afternoon. Good afternoon. Hi.
How are you?
A beautiful day
A beautiful day, isn't that right, Professor? Biting me, old hag.
What?
I said, he likes me. Look at him wagging.
Hey, little friend. Look at the little tail wobbling?
Have a nice day. I am responsible Geez.
It's kind of hot today, yes, professor
You don't know how hot it is.
Hot! Good and hot!
Oh, Professor. I like your lecture the other day.
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
You are the person. You are the person. I'm in control.
Yes, keep talking yourself, bubble butt!
Theoretically is possible to isolate elements
from individuals genetic makeup and separate them.
Someday, we might be able to
Find unhealthy risk factors in our DNA and delete them
Excuse me. Sorry.
I'm sorry. Excuse me.
Is this recommended is another question at all.
Oh, my eyes!
Oh, Professor Klump.
Oh! Professor Gaines, How are you?
I wish I could do it to sit in your lecture
I'm sure we can accommodate you since you were so calm in Now, it's very difficult to be quiet when you are studying on genomic extraction.
I think this is very interesting. Oh, I agree completely.
Something about the way nucleotides side by side with the target sequence
Yes. I always say, if you can't be with nucleotides that you love,
unite with what you are with.
Yes.
Anyway when I'm...
I want the lab report On my desk. No reason.
I'll see you next time.
Professor Gaines.
Oh, Professor Klump. Yes.
Yes I am... I want to know if you have...
Ahem.
Dean Richmond, we... Chat for a while.
Don't be shy, Professor Gaines.
Heavy to heavy, this big lug's biggest scientist on the planet
And let's be honest, is heavy for weight, he is a planet
That is said with love.
Do you get it? goo-goo cluster I sent you
Yes, I do, thank you,
But I'm on a diet now, so I can't eat it
And it works beautifully. No, I said.
When I enter, with this light and in that garment,
You really can think for the second...
Anyway, you say You have something to show me.
I'm really excited About this, Dean. You will too
Do you understand? Come on. Jason, where is our patient?
Here, Professor. Come on, kid.
Right now it's Buster.
Buster suffers from acute arthritis and reduced vision,
both of which are signs of advanced aging.
We will see if we can fix it all Buster problems Now, isn't that right, Buster?
Yes, we are This little experiment
make use of Professor Gaines brilliant research on gene targeting
Now, if I have compiled this formula correctly,
This must be the most impressive Alright, Buster.
Freaking Cricket Jiminy!
Sherman, this is amazing.
You just found... Fountain of youth
This is very big
Do you have an idea what have you done
This is amazing We are rich We will have every pharmaceutical company in the world Line up to throw money at us.
Of course, everything must be tested correctly.
Exactly
He makes interesting things.
This is another. Shut up!
Besides that, take a look at your little one.
He can lick his own wrinkles again.
There isn't a man in this world who doesn't want to do that
Klump! Dean Richmond!
- The effect is only temporary. - I'm sorry sir.
Are you sorry? Oh, my God.
I just tried not thinking about where the tongue was!
Are you okay?
Klump, party six, please.
Yes, and we are hungry
Mama, you know, you really look good Have you lost weight?
Oh, thank you, honey, no, but I'm getting ready to start a new diet.
Have some of these ambrosia.
I don't even like ambrosia.
Don't tell me You don't like ambrosia.
You have a few before, and you like them.
Have some adventures!
Oh, now I'm still a kid. I don't know what I like.
For all girls football team.
Let me get it for you Oh, my baby is very handsome.
Sherman, come here.
And it's called "all pork you can eat" diet.
You can have all the pork you want
You can have ham, bacon, sausage
I was wrong.
Take it. Thank you.
Now I get the full portion. Whatever you want to eat,
as long as you have three glasses grapefruit juice after that
because grapefruit juice is broken everything you don't want...
Get away from there! Stop it! Baby!
Honey, take the baby.
She's a boy, and boys don't do things like that
Hey! Get your ass... What?
Please teach the boy.
He won't act like there's no hooligan with me.
Is that a spoon or fork? That is a spoon. OK.
Boys will still be boys. Boys will still be boys.
Oh, this looks amazing.
Yes, that looks really good.
How about getting another bottle of red here?
Get more wine.
Hey, Ernie, maybe you want to speed yourself up and just relax?
Pace yourself? Hey, this is a ceremony for retired fathers.
We owe my father for having a bad face, and I will have a bad face.
By the way, Congratulations, Mr. Klump. He is very polite.
Look here, Denise, you have to stop the item "Mr. Klump"
Because I have heard it for the last year, and I started feeling old.
I'm not an old man. You are a parent
Damn, Grandma, what's wrong with you?
If not Alzheimer Express right on schedule!
Stop it! Hello, momma. He drives right on my bunion
You have to excuse me for being late
If you are not mine grandma, boy... If you are not my grandmother!
Isaac and I began to get agile types in the car.
Have to give him a little appetizer Mama. I just lost my appetite.
Mama, your dress is canceled. Let me make you zip.
Fast. Release him behind before he starts looking for
like one of them Zulu hags on the cover from National Geographic.
Cletus, what's wrong with you? That's my mother You talked about.
Like the film, Shaka Zulu.
Do you know something, Cletus? Come on. Come on now too!
I'll tell you something. I have a razor in this bag.
Oh, yes, I will tell you what.
That's not even the bag in your hand. That's your titty.
Cletus! Oh, Jesus!
He's an old bag with old titties.
Cletus, are you crazy?
He called your grandmother's bag.
- Death! - Cletus Marcellus Klump.
If not in the world the oldest living Negro?
Hey, how are things? happened on Subway, Isaac?
Oh, Cletus, please, is kind to Mr. Ishak. Good evening, Mr. Ishak.
Come on and sit down.
Good night, Mr. Ishak. How are you doing tonight?
Isaac knew I was playing.
I play with Isaac all the time You know I'm messing with you.
Oh, yes, you say what you want to say,
but there is still Isaac like a Brahma bull
when it comes relationship, right, baby
Do you know what they say? You are as young as you feel.
Well, I have 197.
Klump, funny you have to say that
Denise and I have done it some research on aging,
proven ones to be promising
Honey, don't hide in public.
Grandma doesn't want to hear a li nastiness
He brought the bass, huh?
You plan to eat, You will belch, shut your mouth Hey, look, your grandfather eats a plate full of beans,
You don't see me doing a cucumber trumpet, right?
Thank you God
We don't need to hear it all that bad image
Bottoms and trumpets
I will tell you what the granddaughter I want to say Hey, can we get some toothpicks?
A few toothpicks!
If I want to put the trumpet on my ass and running restaurant and this punch,
"Hallelujah, Yankee Doodle," that's my business!
What I have heard is trumpets and donkeys. I don't want to hear it.
Hey! You watch it now
You reach here again, You will retract a nub.
Oh, Cletus, he's fiery. I like it.
Tell me, don't touch the chicken Don't hit people.
I wasn't hit, Sherman, you know that
It's better to eat, Isaac, because you will need your strength Yes, later, _ Isaac and I will watch
Mating Season in Serengeti.
Don't take a lot of to get Isaac away Time is up! Let me call there is time there. Lord, me, me.
I don't want to hear it You are crazy about geriatrics.
Oh, yes, Cletus? I and Isaac may be so dry geriatrics,
But there's nothing wrong with with Ishak's love.
Mama. Oh, snap now.
What's the matter, Cletus, cat has your tongue?
Step on the nerves, Cletus?
I got you You got it, it hit you. Get it!
This potato must be delicious, right?
Isn't that a kick in the head.
Yes, they are delicious, no?
Potatoes, my ass Isn't that a kick on the head?
What is spaghetti? remind you
Oh, Grandma, now, come on.
That's enough now. Of course.
Maybe Mr. Johnson, maybe?
Oh, God have mercy.
Let me tell you, old lady.
What I did in my room is my business Do you understand?
Only the thing you did in your bedroom
is pulling the thread from your scrotum
Now it's getting thicker.
See? That's the last straw.
I thought I would Propose toast.
Let's toast.
- for father - hear! Hear!
After 35 years of hard work construction business...
Thirty-five years
Father will end Get a chance to relax.
Finally you will be able to relax.
This is true. That's right
And I want to say it in front of everyone here tonight...
If you will stop giving tame and tell everyone are you fired?
- God. - He choked Hey, someone put "Hemlock" on him? Put your hand up!
"Hemlock moves."
Give me a knife and straw. I will give it tracheotomy.
I see them doing it on E.R.
It's okay, friend. Everything is under control.
Cletus. No, Cletus. Where are you going? Sherman! Cletus!
Daddy, where did you go? Daddy!
Now you see What are you doing, Joe College?
You finished messing up whole party
Jason, I only know I'm not the one who said it all those horrible things
That's it. You might be right, Professor.
Look at this reading.
There.
Recombination with the gene that regulates testosterone production
Buddy Love.
I told you. That's Buddy Love.
Don't panic Alright. We must be able to to get rid of it According to Denise's theory,
we must be able to to isolate the gene and extract it.
No, it's impossible.
Professor, what you are talking about about is very dangerous The Buddy trace must already be on your system this all the time
You can already to keep them under control.
Not anymore. He's back now.
He will return Because he knows I'm happy and he wants to ruin everything
Yes, but he is not him. He is a gene.
He is only part of you. Oh, no, he doesn't.
Am I disturbing?
Oh, not at all.
We only did a few The last test on Buster.
Yes.
Sherman, can I talk to you? Personally only for a moment?
Sherman, I got a call today,
and, well, I have been offered a full professorship
at the University of Maine.
University of Maine? But, Denise, it's in Maine
Yes.
Now that's a good department over there in Maine
This will be a
incredible loss for Wellman, though.
Well, I haven't decided to go first You haven't
Well, no, I mean...
Something is very important to me here,
and I'm not so sure I can leave it.
Well, Denise, You can finish the research we started it ourselves
Sherman, I don't talk about research Very?
Sherman, you are very especially for me Oh, well, I'm not
think you and I will never...
Because...
How can I put it?
Because of me... Big.
Yes. I will say fat, But, yes.
Big is better, huh.
Sherman, it's not important to me What matters to me is that
You are good and decent You're the most brilliant guy I ever knew By the way, I shouldn't hold you back From your research,
So, I will talk to you later.
Okay, I'll see you soon.
geez.
Professor? Are you okay?
Yes. I just don't want to hurt him, Jason
Then you won't do it.
Hey, you can control Buddy.
You know, it's funny how you do it You get used to certain things in life, you know
You're used to being overweight I know I did it.
You are even used to other people making fun of you Somewhere along the line, I'm used to being alone.
And I don't want to be alone
Denise! Denise!
Oh, Sherman, flowers are beautiful
But how are you doing it down there
Please enter. Just a moment.
Let me do something first. Come here, friend.
Denise, I just want to say that
working with you this past year,
getting to know you and being close to you,
it's the most beautiful time in my life The most A wonderful time in his life
How beautiful.
I just want to say that It doesn't matter if you want take another job or if you want to stay here
The most important thing for me is that you are happy
Denise, I have something that I want to ask you
He wants to ask you
Denise Gaines...
Yes, Sherman? Denise, will you...
Well, ask him
Denise, will you... Hey, Sherman. Do you hear me, Sherman?
Denise, will you... Will you
let me come there and put my beef in your taco?
Enter beef into your taco What?
Oh, no, no, no, no!
Not that I mean, Denise. That is a little joke.
A little joke.
I want to see if you want to go out and get Mexican food.
That's why I said that.
Well, I'm a bit hungry, but I am... Yes, you, huh?
I'm sure you can survive a big ol 'Whopper now.
Big Whopper now
You are sick!
I have to tell you, I'm Jumbo Jack man himself Yes, and I have loaded it with secret sauce Yes! Come on!
Back it's thang up! Yes!
Come on! Come on! Yes!
Come on! Make it funky!
You will damage my page, you are perverted!
Use a nice ass!
Sherman, I don't know what entered you,
but I don't like it at all!
How to go, Sherman! Oh, my God!
You haven't seen The last one from me, Sherman!
Oh, my goodness, what did I do?
Denise! Denise!
- I'll urinate myself - I'll pee in your pants!
Okay, Buddy, it's time for you to go
That's sexy.
Hey, what are you playing for?
I thought it would be soothing.
It will calm if you turn off the crap so I can sleep Oh, Cletus, haven't even looked at me
I know what you look like
We were married for 44 years. I see you every day, all day.
I know what you look like
Cletus, please, look at me!
Cursing. Now we go.
You got a show tonight What did you get it for?
Well, if you don't know after 44 years of marriage,
I don't know what to say to you You have to say good night and taking the cloth from the lamp before we burn something.
Hell.
There!
What about Viagra?
Viagra doesn't work for me. I've taken it they are like M & M's.
Look, Cletus, Maybe it's psychosomatic.
I've seen Oprah once that this happened to men after they were fired.
I mean, retired. You know, sometimes you lose your pride.
Loss of self-esteem? I don't lose my pride.
You always bark about that.
You will never give up! Forget it!
You're like a broken note. Every time I turn around, "Cletus, how do you feel now?
You shake your ass, trying to get me pushed.
Get some sleep. Let it happen naturally.
Never mind, Cletus! Forget it!
I mean, I'm sorry screaming and screaming,
but you are too much pressure on me
Do you want tenderness? Calm pressure.
Too much pressure for me.
Slow, Isaac. No, no, honey, I'm here.
Now, they leave.
Now, you're fine now.
Isaac, you are a champion.
That's yours old mother.
My mother has healthy libido.
Have to slow it down!
I didn't take anyone for the emergency room tonight!
Someone broke their legs, will remain bankrupt this time!
Isaac! Bingo. Pokeno.
Professor? Professor? Hey.
Professor? Hey, Professor!
Wake up.
Oh, Jason. My God, what happened?
Buddy. I have to get it get rid of Buddy What?
He must go.
You could have killed yourself. I mean, who knows?
This can affect your coordination, your nervous system
It can even affect your intelligence We don't even know if this will work
Only one way to find out.
Okay, Sherman, what about this?
Denise. I am very happy You came.
You know, I almost didn't come.
Yes, I'm very glad you did it.
Listen to me Denise. Listening.
You know, fireflies, when they are looking for for couples,
as they found one another is they emit pheromones,
and I have synthesized it into spray.
Wait a minute. You brought me here for experimentation?
Denise, wait, please! Just listen to me Please, don't go.
Sherman, why are you acting? like that last night?
Well, Denise,
when I know that you might leave,
I just got it all messed up inside.
I said a few things I didn't mean anything at all.
It feels like there's another person inside me who doesn't appreciate how beautiful you are to me
and how special you are to me.
And... But my side is gone now
I recover from that person forever You will never see That ugly face again.
I only want you to know that for sure
That's why I want to You came out here tonight.
Just bear with me.
May my little friends maybe be able to
say it's better than me Yes, Sherman Klump, I want to.
Will you Very? Very.
Yes. I'll. I really will You will?
Yes! Yes!
Yes yes!
Come on, Buster. It's time to go home. Right. Right.
Time to go home.
Now wait. Sit. A good child
Wait for uncle "J." Stud.
Buster!
Hey, Buster, where are you going, kid? This is a good child.
Sherman, Sherman, Sherman!
My baby finally got married, married, married!
Oh, Sherman!
I'm very happy for you, Sherman You will finally get some.
Come on now, dancing with me, girl You look fantastic If you two can stop getting all jiggy with it,
Maybe I can give you something to be truly interactive Oh, yes, sir. Yes, Dean, what is that?
Oh, not much.
Letter from Phleer Pharmaceuticals,
Drug companies In the world.
I tell them about you little discovery,
and they make a preemptive offer Not too shabby, huh?
One hundred and 50 million dollars!
Oh, God, Sherman!
One hundred and 50 million dollars!
God. Isn't that beautiful?
Now, remember, that money belongs to Wellman.
All you have to do is Prove the Phleer the formula works
in the press conference I prepared Yes! Of course.
$ 150 million... My thoughts are all scrabble graffiti Oh, Mama, I can't wait to see what she looks like in my old wedding dress I can't wait to see, Mama. She would...
Oh, seeing you on the dress Take me back until I get married.
Beautiful.
Oh, you look beautiful. Show Mom what you look like.
Mama, look at this Oh, you look so beautiful.
Oh, be careful now too.
She looks amazing in it, isn't she, Mama Look at that woman.
Denise, do you still remember what I said about marriage relationships?
Oh, Mama. Denise, look.
Try this cake. I succeeded with Snickers. Now, don't be shy.
Come on, let me hear it Oh, that's beautiful.
Okay, if you are bored with your man,
it's okay to imagine someone else head on his body
Right. You have a small waist, girl.
That's right. The man, Stone Phillips, on NBC.
You know, grandma, I really don't think I need to do that.
Isaac, you don't need to hear this
This is private. This is private
We will talk girls talk now, baby
From time to time, I have a fantasy about Stone Phillips from NBC.
Mama. Mama, shut up. It is true. It's the same dreaming every time
I am in the tobacco warehouse. Stone Phillips is my colleague,
and he never has it Without clothes in the dream,
and I never have it without pants
This is nougat which makes it springy.
And I stand on this ladder,
Stone Phillips little peek at heaven I lift my skirt.
I invited him up the stairs, He climbed the stairs and threw me at tobacco.
And we start doing it like two mice
Stone, Stone, Stone.
Oh, I think is very suitable
I also.
Oh, you are so sweet.
Sherman and Denise! Sherman and Denise!
Marriage, marriage, marriage, marriage, marriage They will get married, Mama.
I'm very happy. Welcome back.
Marriage, marriage, marriage, marriage
Nutty, nutty, nutty my love for you
I can't believe it My dreams come true
I finally found someone whose heart is right
And the best you are crazy, crazy, is crazy for me
Whoa, whoa, whoa Whoa, whoa, whoa
Well, well, yeah, we have seen quite a bit each other today.
Now strip down into your shorts Right.
I think you think I will object for strip search, isn't that right, Chief?
- Keep your clothes here. - Nobody wants to see that!
This is my wallet. Why don't you check for yourself?
Yes, hold it up stomach goes in, Robert!
What's the problem I don't know, but enough is enough
Excuse me, sir.
Youth, please continue to decrease
just a little Because we try to watch.
Just when you think is safe to return to the cinema
Hello, fat donkey!
Maybe we should go. I don't feel too good suddenly. Let's go.
Let's go somewhere else. Sherman, who is that?
I do not know I do not understand look good at him
Sherman! Sherman Klump!
You still hit they Happy Meals You haven't changed one bit.
You remember me. Buddy Love.
We used to chase both of them the girl, Carla, at the same time.
Have you ever hit that?
Miss Purty and I are just friends "Only friends." I think that means you didn't hit it, huh?
Who is your new friend He must be fine.
Yes, fine. What is your name?
Sherman, suddenly I don't feel well. Can we leave?
Yes, let's go.
Can I talk to Sherman? for one second? Then you can have it.
Soon. I have to talk to you We will have a small talk. Excuse me.
Sherman, how are you, honey? What do you want here?
A little respect. You left me alone in the test tube
without a card or a letter, and now I want to get a divorce.
And this is a community state property, so I want my share
What do you want to share?
The teen formula we created!
You mean, the formula for youth that I created. Oh, it's impossible, Buddy, it's impossible.
Who are you laying on, fat boy?
You landed me I haven't grounded yet...
I hope we can do this like gentlemen
Come on, Sherman.
You will make me do something evil for you, Sherman
I will do something evil.
Sherman!
See you later, Sherman!
Sherman!
what the fuck do you see?
Oh, thank you, Sherman.
What else do I get from Sherman? What does this say?
"Phleer Pharmaceuticals." $ 150... $ 150 million.
I think Buddy is shopping.
Professor, I arrived here as soon as possible
I have to hide this formula before Buddy gets there.
Good idea.
I found something I think you should see.
When I leave here Last night, Everything is fine.
I mean, this isn't here.
Good God. Buddy must have been recombined from the genomic sequence I extracted.
This doesn't make sense.
He's just a fragment genetic information
He is nothing without strands of DNA to translate himself.
Where did he get it?
Soon here.
Buster!
Thank you very much.
Leanne Guilford. President of Acquisition
Buddy Love, president of the love industry
Allergy? No, do you have a dog?
Yes, I do. A Yorkie
He drove me crazy now Grumbling.
Excuse me. This is the female dog that you have,
and he's hot, right? Yes. How do you know that?
Just say I have sixth sense
about that. Is this it?
Yeah, a little Courtney. Disgusting.
Sir, maybe we should do this another time No, this is the right time. Let's do this now.
This is the right time Speaking of my teen formula
We have committed to buy Formula Professor Klump.
Professor Klump's formula? That's if it works.
Let's just say that is a brilliant scientist,
Sometimes, he can become unstable.
Yes. Interesting.
Yes, now, my formula works and can be yours for the price
of $ 149 million, If you act now, beautiful woman.
I'm sorry for being blunt,
but you don't expect me to just take your words for that, right?
Oh, no, not at all. Just say when,
and I will make it available to you Alright. If Klump can't take you and you can be proven your formula is better... Yes?
Phleer must do it seriously Is that correct? I have to go to a meeting.
Can we reschedule later? We certainly can.
Good. How about Wednesday, 7:00?
Perfect. Wednesday at 7:00.
Bring formula Yes.
Excuse me. Where is your restroom? Down the hall, to the left.
Thank you. Are you done with this? Sure.
What did you see?
Good God! What is "good God"? I continue on paper!
Genetic anomalies can occur in any life organisms through...
Come on now, people.
Spontaneous mutations.
Now what our genetic code can determine about us?
Miss Tate?
They can determine
Do you have blue eyes or pouty lips or cute buttocks.
Something like that.
Right, right. Very good.
But what about random nucleotide polymorphisms, Professor?
Good question
Random nucleotide polymorphisms.
Random nucleotide polymorphism...
Random nucleotides...
I don't have a clue.
Who knows? This can affect your coordination, your nervous system
I mean it can even affect your intelligence What I'm talking about Genetic anomalies.
Yes, genetic anomalies. As I said...
Think about it is pretty smart, huh, Molly?
Will not beat me again.
It makes five times in a row now.
Hey. Can I talk to you? for a moment?
Jason, yes, please, come in.
Listen, I know you think You feel fine,
but I ran again test anyway
Very? Yes. When do you extract Buddy,
somehow it changed the gene that governs
activity of neurotransmitters to the cerebral cortex
Jason, all these big words are really confusing to me
Can you speak English?
You lost your intelligence, sir
Yes. Yes I know.
I know. I can feel it.
I can't even beat Molly, and she's the stupidest our hamster has Jason, my presentation in two days.
Now what will I do?
God. Buddy.
Oh, thank God.
Hey how are you there, Sherman?
Yes, Father, you surprised me.
Is that you got there, kid? Teen juice
My formula I want to know if I can save it here for safekeeping.
Oh yeah, leave it in the fridge.
Nobody wants to bother him.
Are you okay? You look a little tense. What is going on?
Well, Daddy, you know, I have a lot in my mind Really, I did. I think I'm a little worried about my presentation and so on.
Worried about your presentation?
You don't have anything to worry about
We will watch you on TV,
supports you, and you must be proud. We are proud.
I know I'm proud.
I said that You have nothing being worried...
You will do only big
I didn't hit you that hard. Don't act like a little bitch.
By the way, Sherman,
how many people can say that they raised a genius?
I can.
Worried about the presentation? That's good there.
Is this supposed to be? to be difficult? Yes, let it set for a while.
Don't worry if you burn a little. It is reasonable.
All right, You are an expert, Chantal. Work on your magic, girl,
Because Denise's mother came to this single party,
and if he is amazing like Denise, I have to shine.
dear, you will blind their donkey
When you walk in that door, they will think you are Tyra Banks.
Oh, did I tell you the news?
Leon took one of them penis pump
Penis pump What did he do with it?
It should pump it or something. Does it work?
Right at the end.
Now that looks like like portable mushrooms.
Isaac is all natural.
As soon as I walk in the room, ten huts.
You know, I'm thinking about having a little work done by myself.
Another day, I left the bathroom,
and I bent to grab a towel,
and I feel a sharp pain in my chest.
Shot through my chest and around my back, under my spine
I thought, "Oh, God." I think I'm dying. I bend and look,
and I stand in my own ass You don't have to get it No breast reduction Be more careful Both legs too. Both feet above it.
Alright, what's the matter are you old chickens chuckling?
You are ready to go No, it's not enough. I'll be ready soon.
He still has to arrange it in a few minutes. Have some more wine, kid.
Girl, I don't know if I have to. I already have two glasses.
Oh, continue, live a little. Make your hair look better.
pity. Yes, as I expected.
You sit here all day, get sloshed and talk about us men.
Cletus, have you ever heard? the phrase, "bull of generosity"?
Say what?
That's why You've gotten Over the years, lumps of generosity.
Stop it.
You're out of your pesky mind. Let me tell you something.
He doesn't have anything but doodles are limp.
Sorry.
- must catch you - Cletus!
See what you have done!
You're a crazy girl I'm leaving.
I don't believe. Oh, Cletus, Cletus, wait!
Cletus! Oh, Cletus!
Cletus, I just told him Because he had so much experience in sexual matters.
I'm nothing but big bad luck joke for you, right? Notify the whole world!
My husband is nothing but a big old pile worthless bullshit!
Cletus! Cletus!
I am happy they returned to the city so finally you can meet them.
I'm very nervous because I really want to make a good impression
Sherman, no The reason for you to be nervous.
My parents are very down-to-earth people, and they will love you
I guess it's not like they are rocket scientists.
Well, their actuality.
Daddy! Beloved!
Nice to meet you.
You must be Sherman, the genius who is married, my daughter.
I think that's me.
They think I'm old. They think I'm worn out, huh?
I will show everything.
Screw years of gold. And this is for youth!
That is a terrible mess.
I don't feel not...
Damn, those are some bad things!
I feel very strange. Hey, take your ass...
Who are you? Who did you enter? This works. This works!
Papa has a new bag
Oh, what a beautiful bird.
Crackers have been in our family more than 50 years
50 years. He is older than me.
Sherman, your fly your fly
Yes, he can fly to and fro.
No, no, no, zip your pants.
God.
Excuse me. I feel... I feel a little breeze.
So, genomic extraction.
Interesting.
But the whole concept erases the wrong gene
there must be you an ethical confusion.
Excuse me. Ethical?
Oh, yes, I don't know much about "Ethics,"
Very honest with you But "Quandary"... I don't like Japanese cars
I don't like The Ethical Quandary.
I am a Volvo man myself. Well that's how it is.
Sherman is known as a leading expert in genomic extraction.
Give us a little preview of the speech
You will make at the press conference
What do you say now?
I know we will never be able to follow,
but there are several ways Can you explain it in layman's terms?
Oh, you want me to explain to you Yes. Well, I will be very happy. I will be honored.
This is very simple. This corn, for example...
Pieces of corn here can represent DNA strands.
And this is a bit,
individuals, bumpy things that happen...
Green Giant calls them "niblets." Niblets.
These Niblets represent each gene,
and they determine everything about you
For example, Mrs. Gaines,
Say if someone is to have big titties, like you.
Sherman! Forgive me. Big titties.
No, breasts. Scratch it
Go on me.
Now, I have a big ass. Don't mind that.
What are we trying to do here
is to extract bad and bad genes
Extracts that are titty out.
And the donkey comes out.
And leave a good gene, which is very simple if you think about it
Just ignore it Please ignore them That is a bad gene.
What I really tried to do was go inside,
deep inside into gene structure,
which often is much more difficult
Crackers!
Oh goodness!
I... I'm so, very sorry about that
My bag was caught in terms of and they pulled it out.
His wings twitched a little, so he's fine
Buddy Love. Mr. Love. Leanne Guilford.
Yes, Miss Guilford. How are you?
You forgot we have an appointment now?
I have difficulty getting a taxi.
I'm on my way.
I will wait for a few more minutes and then I leave.
Very good. See you later
Alright.
Yes!
This is good
Sir, please don't do it This is rather dangerous.
You work for him! Work for him!
Dynamite!
Yes!
Hey, let me have it seven and seven. Will come.
You are about The best thing seen I saw for a long time.
Thank you very much. You are very unlucky yourself, baby
Many young men are intimidated by older women
Is that correct?
Okay, let me tell you something.
You look beautiful Very young for me Actually, let me say something to you, baby You are only about... You...
Yes, you look good.
Good enough. Foxy is good and young.
Excuse me for a moment.
Yes yes.
Get away from my woman.
Mind your own business, Willie.
What?
It's over between us. He doesn't want to accept it.
Willie, he said It's over between you two.
Besides that, you get a wrong idea
Outside. Tell me what?
Outside. I'm tired of this nonsense Who are you pushing for?
Not anymore, Willie.
Willie, what's wrong with you?
Okay, that's enough!
This is too far away!
You will make me have to put my foot on your ass I'll tell you straight up.
I don't want it to hurt you, Pops!
Pops? I will "pop" your ass.
Please put your clothes back?
You will hurt yourself. You look like a roast chicken.
That was a lucky shot.
Okay, there it is
Come on, stupid Get your ass. Come on.
You're crazy.
What is this?
Do I have to believe you know bujitsu
Sayonara, sucker.
Alright.
The meter reads 3.90. This is 4.00.
Save a penny. jerking.
Miss Guilford is beautiful.
Where are you on the way? House.
Home? What do you mean? We have a business to talk.
All you seem to do is talk.
I started thinking You don't even have a formula.
Oh... We will survive with Klump.
Stick with Klump?
I just left the phone
with my research person in Langley, Virginia
They are working all minor kinks.
We will have a formula anytime now Hey! Klump formula sucks!
All right, little one.
I'm really patient.
I told you I'd mess you up.
Oh, you're scared now, huh?
Bring a little ass back here I'm bored with you...
Cursing.
He also loosened my teeth.
So that's where Sherman has hidden it.
Klumpville. Chunkytown.
City of Big-ass.
Cletus. Cletus. God have mercy
Where have you been all night? I am very worried.
Wait. Don't turn on the light. Leave the lights out.
Oh, Cletus, I am very sorry about what happened tonight
Yeah, well, Anna,
Do you remember when you first met?
Of course I remember. Return to the state exhibition. Why?
Yes, state fair.
You're working cotton candy
Standing looks like an angel.
Is that pink sugar? circling around you.
I turned to my sister, and I said three words,
"Alright."
You must have eaten 1 6 cotton candy That night, Cletus.
Yeah, well, I'm interested.
I am interested. I am very interested Close your eyes, Anna. I'm a little surprised for you.
Oh, Cletus.
Oh!
I'm here. I'm ready, and I'm waiting
Oh, those are some bad things.
Okay, what did you get for me?
It won't surprise if I say
Oh, you always like that Satanic devils like that.
Oh, Cletus, I'm burning.
Oh, Cletus. Hurry up, Cletus.
Fast. Hurry up, Cletus.
Yes, yes.
I've been waiting a long time. Cletus, I'm burning.
I know you've been waiting, baby Oh, Cletus, this is very romantic.
Yes, Cletus is here now.
I'm burning
Anna Pearl, Anna Pearl.
Yes, I will put your fire out
It's okay, honey It doesn't matter.
Anna, it's me. This is me. This is Cletus. I'm still young.
Oh, my God, Cletus, what has been done for yourself?
I took a few from Sherman's juicing juices, and that's amazing
I have enough for both of us too.
Cursing. Don't worry about that. I'm in the garage again.
I didn't take the mess. I don't want the magic formula.
What's wrong with you, miss? Don't you want to be young?
No, I don't want to be young.
Cletus, we should be to be who we are,
and I'm fine with who I am.
But, obviously, what you want to say
are you just tired from fat, old woman that you are married.
Oh, no, Anna. That's not what I said.
That's not what I said at all
Below. Anna, please, no, dear
I think you are better sleeping on the floor
But I just... Downstairs, Cletus. I don't want to hear it.
Oh, Cletus, I really am disappointed with you I just feel is very terrible about what happened to Crackers.
Imagine what your parents must think of me
Sherman, you're acting It's really weird tonight
Yes I know, Because I drink the wine,
and I'm cold medicine early
And mix flu and wine that are not mixed.
Well, cold medicine or not,
I really worry about you And I really think You have to get an examination.
Alright. I'll. Yes I will.
Good.
Go home and rest, and first thing in the morning,
I will make an appointment to get an examination Good.
See you tomorrow. See you tomorrow.
Sorry about Crackers. Forgive me. Well.
OK? Well.
Misleading. "Beef in your taco."
I'm a pony I'm a pony
Mother, I'm afraid.
Now back to midnight movie.
A large asteroid, approximately 1,000 square miles wide,
still collides with Earth
Wellman College, Professor Sherman Klump
is trying to plant a nuclear explosive device
deep in the asteroid core,
which if effective, will destroy it Houston, enter
This is Professor Klump on the surface of the asteroid.
- We read, Professor. - what is your status
We have finished digging the hole and planting nukes.
Good. Then return on your shuttle and get out of there
so you can blow the rock a little.
Sherman, you have 30 seconds before that asteroid hits.
It's better to hurry up.
Calculation of the world on it.
1 5 seconds.
Sherman, start The order of blasting now.
Hello, Houston. We have a big problem.
Sherman, you have to blow up an asteroid.
Press that button!
I can't reach it.
Sherman.
Sherman, I am your father Find your feelings, Sherman.
There is power deep within you.
Use. Use your strength, Sherman.
Of course.
Yes. His strength is strong with you, my child My God.
What is that sound?
I thought something was crawling up Your strength and death, Sherman.
Ten seconds for impact.
my Lord.
He doesn't plant these fees on asteroids
Then where did he plant it?
Good.
Goodbye, Mr. Asteroid.
This will be good. Yes. Wait a minute.
Did I land on the wrong... Oh, shit.
Oh no. I finished exploding wrong
Goodbye, Sherman.
Denise, please don't... It was an accident. Denise...
I'm sure it will only make a little spark in the sea. That is all.
Look, little, small...
Oh, it's not small at all, right?
I'm stupid.
Oh, thank you, Grandma, a lot. You are too sweet.
Yes, that's a little special gift for your wedding night
Oh, amazing. Romantic and amazing.
Oh, Mama!
Thank you, Grandma.
Maybe something I don't want has chosen for myself Thank you.
Well, I didn't choose it for you dear. I got it for Sherman.
He will become one It will respect Nothing wrong, believe me.
Girls, I have to go check out I was surprised.
I'm sorry for a moment.
Girls, I saw the most extraordinary games the other day.
This is called a Bachelorette Bingo. Let's play.
Oh, this is amazing!
This is Miss Ida Mae Jensen.
I'm calling to confirm fantasy male strippers,
Muy Caliente Vida Loca is special.
God.
Yes it's true. Now, where are they? We are all ready here. No, no.
Oh yeah. I see it here now.
Good. Yes, we will enjoy. Thank you.
Now, that's what I call Muy Caliente El Negro special
Hey.
Well, hello there, naked man.
Now you know, I ordered specifically,
and you should be dressed like a fire engine.
Stripper Man? Oh, strippers... Oh, yes, strippers.
Well, I decided not to do it My firefighter tonight,
because the last time I did it, things got very hot,
sort of scorched my suit
So I decided to do it dance of my cat thief And I slipped through the back door and I'm a bit pierced, Because I'm a stripper method
and I want to get it right frame of mind
so I can give you guys some good stripping you know, works for you.
You know, you look fair like Ken Norton at Mandingo.
Oh really? Oh, Ken Norton... Oh, Mandingo. Ken Norton. Very?
I think this is the closest I will ever get to Ken Norton
Okay, thank you very much Thank you. Thank you.
I want to know if you can give me a little personal dance
Oh well. You want to be private... You want to slow down Stop, stop, stop!
I need a place here.
You want a private dance.
Okay, I can do that But first I was very thirsty.
I have a desire for some, for a few red fruit blows.
Red fruit punch
I don't see there is nothing in the house, kid.
But today I saw some on Frigidaire, out in the garage
Oh, maybe there are some in the garage?
Now, after I quench my thirst,
I will come give you a dance.
I will move like this.
You are like that, right? Yes, it's like Soul Train.
That is the location of la vida.
Make this face here like I tear it.
Oh, good God You like it
Oh, my dear Lord.
Don't move now.
I don't go anywhere. I will be here for the Soul Train.
I'll be back soon.
For the Soul Train!
I'll be back soon.
God, is there fire?
Yes, ma'am, I'm afraid there is.
I don't smell smoke.
There was a fire in my pants and it was caliente!
Oh, God, have mercy!
A strip... Oh, my!
My mother must have arranged this.
Where are you
Oh, bingo. Bingo.
Chunky Butt, thank you very much for making this easy I think this will be difficult.
Butky Mini makes this a good and easy task for me Yes yes.
Perfect.
Now I have to find something to cut this with
Maybe a little fertilizer or something.
Oh, this will happen perfect, Butt Kunky.
I think this will help tidy you up presentation is quite a bit
Oh God.
I don't know there will be a strippin '.
Mama! Mama!
Love
Many good things
This is a rose in April
It only grows
In the early spring
Love is the way of nature
Giving
Reasons for life
Golden crown
That makes men
A king Oh, we will have the whole room smells like a donkey
Beat, shake.
And I don't seem to be here.
Hey! You scared me now I thought you were a monster.
Are you...
Hey, what...
Stripper people, naked humans.
You are not supposed to be to be here
This must be your lucky night.
You should be to be in the house
I am right to teach you every trick I know
I see the way You are glancing at me inside. No no no no.
I'm also ogling.
Oh, strippers.
Oh, I feel very vulnerable.
Come on. Let's do it now, here now.
Oh, strippers.
Wait. Take it easy Calm down first.
Now listen. We will succeed. But not here.
You don't want to get it here, what are you,
in this dirty and rotten garage?
Let's go into the house on a warm bed
where can I give you shimmy
I'll meet you back to your room in five minutes.
I didn't fail for the trick.
I'll get the node out from behind you You have to give me a little sugar now, or I'll scream
No, no, don't scream. Don't scream.
No no
Wait, wait, wait. I will give you a little kiss. A small kick on the cheek.
Only to hold you back for 'til I met you in that room. It won't hurt anyone.
You are so cute. Come here.
I want a little sugar.
God.
Oh, Ken Norton.
People, we want to get everyone into the presentation,
so please ask press credentials ready
Well, if it's not ol 'Chunky Butt.
Buddy, what are you doing here?
I just got down for your big presentation
You're not nervous, right?
No, I'm not nervous.
"No, no." "No, no." That is interesting.
Starting to sound is rather stupid
But don't worry. If this is the case professor is not successful,
there is always room for another brother down at the car wash
They can just a large beach towel on your ass,
and you can stand on the doorway when the car comes out
and dry it little by little.
That's your future Friend, I noticed since the split
that I am not really, I have not really felt it like myself
I want to know if you have experienced there has been a change
Not all of them. I feel great. Never feel better in my life Business really starts to find me, Sherm.
Hey, you better run!
Come here!
Come here, pussy! You pussy! That is you.
I will kill you! I will kill you!
Come here, you pussy!
Sherman is coming soon.
Now, what channel is that? Sherman is coming? Someone knows
Have some from this brownies They are still warm.
Don't drop it on my floor now.
All right, everyone Sherman is getting ready to come on TV now
Everyone gathered.
You know, fame will pass.
And the only thing that is permanent is family.
Is that true, Daddy?
Oh, shit! Get your ass from that chair!
How many times, Ernest, I have to tell you to stay outside my fucking chair?
Humans.
You work on them cars all day long will be put
all the oil in my seat, basting oil there
Have to sit in this grease.
My gray pants still have oil all over them because of you
Are you happy? You have your seat. Enjoy. Stay in my chair.
Ernest, would you please tell your father to be quiet?
Sherman comes.
What channel does Sherman turn on?
Say what he just said, I'll go there and hit your ass That's the channel.
Watch the damn TV.
Thank you, ladies and gentlemen for coming out.
My name is Professor Sherman Klump.
I am a professor here at Wellman College.
Look at him.
Joe College.
See how dashing his appearance is. He looks like Billy Dee.
Boy looks handsome.
Billy Dee! Billy Dee! Billy Dee! Billy Dee!
Billy Dee Klump.
As you all know,
Ponce de Leon looking for his whole life for Fountain of Youth.
And today we will do it complete the journey
So, ladies and gentlemen, I want to be present for all of you,
Wellman College teen formula
Maybe I need to take some of it
It doesn't cure bad.
Does Cletus know I lack?
Alright, come on Shoot. I am tied up, nigga.
Come on. Shooting. Tell him. I lack.
And if you miss, I will finish you off.
If you don't have something good to say, don't say anything at all Well, he's messing with me. Stop Violence. Stop Violence.
And don't say anything. I tried watching Sherman.
Okay, cool, cool
Wow, my wound likes to throw some hot oil on you.
This is Molly. Molly is a one year old child, and Petey four.
Petey is our candidate for genetics "transmographic."
Petey is here, Petey is our candidate for genetic transmophilic...
Genetic transformation.
Young people. That's not a word.
How can it be Uncle Sherman talking funny?
He starts to sound like you, Daddy He doesn't sound right, does he?
What do you mean, "sounds like me"? What is that?
Sherman is riding the ivory tower just because he goes to college.
I can go to college if I take the damn
elastic banding test
Hey, shut up. What is it wrong with Sherman
You will destroy me in front of my seeds at regular.
The reason we, him... We will make him young.
So I said, let's activate it!
I'll only give this drop to Petey.
We see and see what happens.
Isaac, are you watching that?
Hey, that's not true.
Hamsters will be hamsters, huh?
What is blazes...
Look at that!
That's cool That's so cool. Look at that!
Petey! Down, kid.
Petey!
Shoot him! Shoot him!
No no. Not. Please, I'm not that type of man
God. I have to play the channel.
I don't want my baby to see that The man never will be right again
Someone needs to take Isaac's pressure.
Oh, what's with this?
Something like that will damage a man
Cover your baby's eyes.
That's too much excitement for my baby Play the channel
I can't even look away. That's evil.
That's what it is.
Turn the baby's eyes. And he doesn't need to know what is, Mama
Now, should happen?
This is beautiful Miss Guilford Mr. Love.
A beautiful day are we, huh?
Why am I not surprised? to see you here
Alright, I think since that turned out
it's Professor Klump not your man after all,
You might want to talk about an agreement.
Alright.
Prepare your formula for presentation on Friday
that Friday.
See you Friday. A beautiful dress. I will use something sharp.
Oh, Dean.
I'm just trying to find out what's wrong here
I just don't understand.
It must be a kind of contaminant or something.
Agreement with Phleer not active.
I just talked to Leanne Guilford.
But that doesn't bother me.
What's the price of $ 1 50 million anyway?
Dean Richmond, I'm very sorry.
I'm really trying to get this down,
because this is not . It should have happened.
No, that's not what bothers me.
Offer will come and the agreement will go away.
Wellman will always be Wellman.
But I will tell you what is bothering me On the way here, a cute little boy pointed at me and said,
"Oh, look, Mommy, that's the hamster's ***!"
Dean, anything is feasible,
Petey returns to normal and feels fine.
Oh yeah? Do you think he will call?
Dean, I just want to tell you, I'm sorry Stop talking I just want to go on the note saying that...
I've been looking forward to saying something for you for 1 2 years.
And here it is.
You are fat!
which made him fall love with me in the first place?
Hi. Sherman, how are you doing here?
How are you?
Your mother told me I might be able to to find you here
I've been looking for in all places for you
I've left message everywhere
I go to your place Yeah, well, I think about it a lot.
You know, I'm walking around, going around, getting time to think
I wonder if I can talk to you about something.
Listen, I know you're angry about what happened
But we can get it back to work with youth formula,
and I think the problem is... No, not science.
Denise, I'm not... It's not about science.
We can begin to end completely. We can find other universities
After marriage, we can even...
That's what I'm talking about about marriage
Denise, I don't think there will be a wedding.
Well, not really.
I mean, my head is just kind of messed up now,
and I don't think it will be fair to you What?
I made a mistake.
And I have to work that mistake I have to live with it.
I'm not you Look, you are very beautiful, and you are very smart You just your whole life in front of you.
I just don't want to mess things up for you
I'm sorry, Denise.
I think I'd better go.
Are you okay?
Oh, I don't understand, Cletus And he won't tell me why.
Anna, listen.
Sometimes a man does some things crazy things, you know
Not that he is trying to hurt anyone
He doesn't try to tell you he doesn't love you
It's just...
Sometimes you can rather confused, you know
Did you hear what I said?
Yes, Cletus, I heard what you said.
I will talk to the boy.
Everything is amazing.
You cut that cry now.
Yes, right. Stop all the crying.
Go clean your nose. Go wash your hands
Snap in all places looks very bad.
Is this for me Damn, see what You use me, Anna.
What is this for?
Yes, you know something, Sherman?
The first building I once worked was on this site here
Yes. It is not that? It's a bakery.
Yes.
Decrease two years ago.
Thirty five years later, I finally worked on things,
wake up again. It is not that?
I expected the building I worked permanently.
But I was wrong, Because there.
It's not permanent.
You know what is permanent, Sherman. You know what is permanent I will tell you
What did your mother and I get That was permanent.
There will be no place. Do you know what I mean?
If you get you a woman who really does, really loves you,
You have to continue For that, Sherman.
Yes, that's right, Father.
Yes, I know I really love Denise.
All right, then you have to go back together then Back together?
Daddy, that's him Yes.
Back together.
If we go back together, that will make everything all right
Dynamite. Call the girl What do you say? Not Denise Buddy.
If Buddy and I come back together,
that will make everything okay between me and Denise
Hey, you just took the wrong way.
I can use the youth formula.
I'll give it to Buddy. That will make it so young.
I will change it back to goop.
And I swallow it... I eat it! I eat it!
That's it. Daddy, it will work
I won't have it thinking about it It's fantastic.
What will you eat?
Sherman! Cursing!
Hello, Sherman I heard you were here
Give me a moment, Dean, and I'll leave.
I'll be stuck with you like a giant hamster in...
Where do you go, I go.
I don't have the time to stand here and argue with you If you want to join, I will explain to you on the road.
Women and men and honored guests, this is the time of the show
Now I want to be present for you to show "A."
His name is Zeke, and very clear that Zeke has got his butt is whipped
by Pastor Time for years.
Oh, God, Sherman.
Sherman! Sherman! Sherman!
Hey, hey, hey, Denise.
Thank you God.
What happened?
Papa Klump, Have you seen Sherman? He is in trouble.
Oh, tell me about that
First the boy acts crazy and cancels the wedding.
Then he talked about eating someone
I don't know it's something I need to talk to boys about.
Wait. Eat someone
Yes, he said he will eat some people
Of course. Buddy. Yes, there he is.
What is going on between the three?
What is this, sort of like ménage á trois?
I know where Sherman is.
Women and men, if Zeke drops dies now,
who cares I will.
I mean exactly. Exactly.
That there are no people, no matter who they are,
no matter how desperate their case might be,
must be left without a second chance.
And that's why I want to introduce New You,
products that have full copyright are offered to you by good people Love company.
Well, if you are very kind, Zeke,
would you like to drink this?
It's like the like Mogen David, but it's more fruitful.
Wait! I'm sorry to disturb, ladies and gentlemen!
But I can't continue to live
unless I have this person inside me now
Great, sailor.
What happened here?
Well, if it's not Professor Sherman Klump,
inventor Jumbo the Horny Hamster.
Please!
Friend, I'm sick and I'm bored with your S-H...
ME. Thank you.
T-E.
My Shite Oh really?
Now, what will you do about that, shamu?
Tell me what I will do.
I don't have the time not to play the game with your ass You have time to play a little catch, right?
Oh, you bastard
Buddy.
Buddy, Buddy. Buddy.
Get it, Buddy. Buddy!
Hey buddy. Take.
What is that? Who is stupid now?
Oh, Sherman. Oh, you fucking suck.
Oh, Sherman!
Oh no!
Oh, shit! Everyone is calm.
This is the part from the demonstration Take it easy Relax.
Everything is under control. What the hell do you see?
This is a very impressive package for toddlers Okay, Mr. Toddler.
Nothing can be seen here, friends. This mutant is about to dissolve into liquid,
and then the fat will suck it through the straw
Sorry, friend. I just want my life back.
You don't owe him anything... What? Come here.
Oh, you rotten child ... Oh!
I was affected by I was affected
Forget it, fat donkey. I will not return in you
Mmm.
Got milk?
Thank you, honey.
He's gone.
Dean, I want that formula.
Bring me a successful person. I am ready to make a deal.
Hmm?
Right.
I'm naked I'm naked I'm naked I'm naked I'm naked
That's it. What happened?
What is that? Buddy.
Okay, there he is. Slow down the car! Slowly!
We can't help Sherman Twisting there is no lamp post.
We must approach him.
He and Buddy must be combined immediately.
Where is small snot now? What the hell do you see?
Come on. What? What?
Don't feel right. Start feeling a little dizzy.
If you stop now, you will become empty-headed
Come on, Klump. Let's take him
Hold this, fat.
You have a big ass What?
Follow that ass.
Ah, hell. Well, what is all this?
Move out, damn it!
Wait a minute. I think I saw it.
God.
Oh no. Not even Think about that. Don't you do it
Oh, you did it.
Stop!
All right, tubby Let's see how long you survive without me
What? What? There he is? He's gone
Ah I...
Oh, that's amazing.
The deal is dead, you know that?
I've called you fool for years Now you finally...
I'll just take a taxi.
Oh, Sherman! I appoint a genius.
Nothing is perfect. I want to be suitable for him
Perfect? About the time you told Denise
Accept reality That's your future You will never learn to control it
until you accept reality he is part of you
Sherman.
Are you okay?
Passing by... He's gone.
Buddy? He yawned?
Go And I'm not smart. Never. No longer.
Sherman, it's okay. I mean, we will look for something out
There must be something we can do I want to say that I... I'm sorry.
I never... I don't want to hurt you. Do you understand?
I think so if you know that friend is part of me,
I think you won't have me at that time Sherman. Now, listen to me. Listen to me now
I should trust you more Must have more trust in me. But I am...
Sherman. Sherman, what's wrong?
Sherman? Can't you hear, kid?
Sherman, look at me.
Who am I?
Beautiful woman.
Oh dear.
Oh that's good.
Everything will be fine.
Good.
I'll take care of you.
Oh! Come on. Let's take the kid home.
Good woman Come on. Let's take him home
Come on.
Go home now.
Thank you.
Oh, look at the beautiful water.
God. This is friend
His DNA is dispersed in water molecules. Sherman, hurry up.
What's the matter?
Drink this No. Dirty water.
No. Come on, dear. You must drink this. Please.
Drink dirty water. Look at me.
What is my name?
Denise. You are Denise Oh yes. Drink again.
Denise. Come on. Drink again.
What's twice two? Twice two is four.
Four times four? Four times four is... sixteen.
Sherman, yeah Drink again before Buddy disbanded.
Come on, kid.
What is your mama's middle name?
Oh no. It is not that
Get a lot now. Getting a lot.
Enough. Pearl.
He said Pearl! He said Pearl! Anna Pearl
Sherman, what's the matter square root of 2,000, 602?
That's difficult.
4,41 4,4263855.
Oh yeah!
Oh, Sherman, yeah!
Oh, amazing! Oh!
Dynamite! Dynamite!
That's very beautiful.
This goes to the new one Mr. and Ms. Sherman Klump.
Hear! Hear! Come on, you two. Take it.
One
Ln one million
Opportunity
All my life sounds good
And me
What is Ernie, this mine. This mine, Ernie.
Yes indeed. You must be one in a million.
And I'm finally responsible, okay? All roads are responsible
Sherman Klump is responsible
You know I saved Sherman's life.
Cletus Klump, stop all boasting. Come on. Dancing with me.
Excuse me. I'll be back to you soon.
Okay, you guys, are you ready?
You know what this means, right?
A piece of happiness to call me alone
And live a decent life
Anna Pearl, You look good tonight
Oh!
Yes, you make me feel like I'm 20 years old.
Oh... Oh!
Oh, Cletus, is that...
Mmm-hmm. You are absolutely right.
Hercules, Hercules, Hercules, Hercules!
One in a million
Million For that one billion
No, one trillion Oh, a lot
You, you
Oh
Oh, God, God
You are you
I love you, Joe College!
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Macho, macho man
Macho man, yeah
I have to be a macho guy
Macho, macho man, yeah
Klump? Ah, shit. Prop is messy.
You get a heart pumping with red wine The better the circulation. Pumping the heart, red wine.
One and one are two. Strong erection Strong erection
Oh!
Cletus!
You bitches finished destroying everything I just told you, bitch!
I'll kick your ass now!
I'm also ogling.
What have I done? What have I done? What have I done, God?
Hurry up, Cletus. Fast. Hurry up, Cletus. Oh, Cletus. God, hurry up.
Cletus, my "areolas" will appear
See you tomorrow. See you tomorrow.
Oh nice day Oh, happy day, happy day
Oh, happy congratulations during the day
It doesn't matter what your friend tells you It doesn't matter what my family says too
That's important that I'm in love with you
Only important that you love me too It doesn't matter if they don't want to accept you
I accept you and the things you do As long as it's you Nobody except you, baby, baby My love for you Love without conditions too
Must wake up, wake up, wake up wake up, wake up and show it
It doesn't really matter what the eyes see
Because I am in love with my heart
No, it doesn't really matter what they believe
What is important to me is that you fall in love with me It doesn't really matter what the eyes see
Because I am in love with my heart
No, it doesn't really matter what they believe
What matters to me is you crazy, crazy, crazy for me
You're very good Just what I asked for You are very loving and kind
And you are mine And I don't believe you are mine It doesn't matter if you feel insecure It doesn't matter if you feel very unsure Because I will take it doubt in your heart
And show me that my love won't hurt or hurt
No problem What pain do we experience
It doesn't matter if the money runs out too
As long as I'm with you
Nobody except you, baby, baby Your love for me
Without conditions I see
Must wake up, wake up wake up, wake up, wake up and show it
It doesn't really matter what the eyes see
Because I am in love with my heart
No, it doesn't really matter what they believe
What is important to me are you in love with me
It doesn't really matter what the eyes see
Because I am in love with my heart
No, it doesn't really matter what they believe
What matters to me is you crazy, crazy, crazy for me
It doesn't really matter what the eyes see
Because I am in love with my heart
No, it doesn't really matter what they believe
What is important to me are you in love with me
It doesn't really matter what the eyes see
Because I am in love with my heart
No, it doesn't really matter what they believe
What matters to me is you crazy, crazy, crazy for me
You're very good Just what I asked for You are very loving and kind And you are mine And I don't believe you are mine No matter what they say
Because you know I will love you It doesn't matter what they do
Because my love will always be with you
My love for you Love without conditions too
Must wake up, wake up wake up, wake up, wake up And show that my love is true
And that's only for you It doesn't really matter what the eyes see
Because I am in love with my heart
No, it doesn't really matter what they believe
What is important to me are you in love with me
It doesn't really matter what the eyes see
Because I am in love with my heart
What matters to me is you crazy, crazy, crazy for me
Nutty, nutty, nutty my love for you
I can't believe it My dreams come true
I finally found someone whose heart is right
And the best of all, you love me too Nutty, nutty, nutty my love for you
I can't believe it My dreams come true
I finally found someone whose heart is right
And best of all you crazy, crazy, crazy for me
Whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Nutty, nutty, nutty my love for you
I can't believe it My dreams come true
I finally found someone whose heart was right
And best of all you crazy, crazy, crazy for me
Nutty, nutty, nutty my love for you
I can't believe it My dreams come true
I finally found someone whose heart is right
And best of all you crazy, crazy, crazy for me