Good. Your camera is on? / Okay. </ P>
My name is Calvin Cutler. </ P>
Soon you guys will see the most ignorant thing,
... and the most chaotic you've seen.
We call it "Bull's Eye."
Oh, yeah. Don't imitate this scene at home. </ P>
Are you ready? Are you ready, friend? OK. Yes, ready? </ P>
One, two, three! </ P>
It was recorded right. Please...
Did it work? Not ! No way, we succeeded! No way, friend! </ P>
We succeeded! We succeed!... / Oh, shit! </ P>
Look at that! Look at that! Friend. Right on target, bro! </ P>
Cool! </ P>
We uploaded to YouTube! Come on! Yes! </ P>
Hei bro, sudah ada yang melihat videonya!
Friend, that's our own when uploading it just now.
Then upload it again to become like two people have seen it.
I guess not how it works.
Press "refresh," friend ./ Oh, yes.
It's impossible. / Really. </ p >
Let me press it. / I just refreshed the page.
Let's see the results now.
Oh my God. It's been twenty-five thousand people who saw it, man! </ P>
Five hundred thousand! </ P>
- 1 million? Good! - You're great! </ P>
I told you, we will be famous. / We will be famous and...
April mob, loser!
I use the & apos feature: YouTube's liberty of cloning & apos; to double the number of viewers.
... You... Fuck you!
Have you just tried to hit me through your computer screen?
Yeah, right!
Why don't you come here, so I can hit you real , effeminate!
I'm working on my scientific assignment. Just enjoy your video.
He's really a little bastard!
We have to reply. / Yes.
We will do the April Mob to him. / Yes!
Attack his weakness. / We pinch his cock. </ P>
Don't! We have to do something better. </ P>
We just steal the computer then fill it with a virus. </ P>
Wait, where can we get the virus ? / Oh! From porn sites. </ P>
Menurutmu kenapa komputerku menjadi lemot ? Karena itu penuh dengan film porno.
Oh, well, but how do you get the laptop if it's in his room?
We can't break into and steal it.
How the way you persuade the dragon to get out of the lion's nest?
I don't know.
You gave him a challenge. Challenge?
A challenge. Just look later. </ P>
Baxter! Baxter, my friend! What is it? </ P>
Oh, me and J.J. there is a problem with a computer.
There is a movie on the internet and we can't find it.
Can you help us?
You're trying to reply to work on me, right? </ P>
No! This is really Seriously, we are just...
... we have to find it, oh, before the film is taken over by the FBI. </ P>
FBI you say?
That damn FBI, CIA... / CSI, NCIS...
I mean, this video is really illegal,...
... this video has been blocked in all countries around the world.
Including Amsterdam.
The place where you can slap the police on his face with your pen,...
... and they will say, "danka."
Amsterdam is not a country!
Amsterdam is not a country? / Since when? </ P>
The film is still blocked, man. </ P>
Yes. Think about it. This film... is like...
The most dangerous film in the world. </ P>
Indeed ./ What's calling me? </ P>
Actually, you know, Baxter? You're right. </ P>
This is just an April Mob joke. </ P>
Sorry if we involved you in this matter. </ P >
You know, maybe you should...
... go on with your life and don't think about this again. Please. </ P>
Wait. </ P>
What is the importance of the film? / You don't want to know it. </ P>
What is the importance of the film? </ P>
Hey, skinny! What is the importance of the film?
It can kill you. / How can it be?
It can make your bowels come out.
That can make your eyes blood out.
You know. Once someone sees it...
... then he will run to the church, and he will spice up the nuns. </ P>
That is a famous story in recent years.
That can make you revoke your own penis.
Then why do you want to watch it...
.... if it can make your penis get pulled out?
Because...
If you can watch it in full , from the beginning to the end,...
... you will get the wildest prize you desire.
With money. And sex. And women. </ P>
It's like the movie "The Ring", but with a good ending. </ P>
Yes. And there are breasts. Breasts are a lot. </ P>
So, what is the title of this movie? </ P>
Movie. </ P>
43./ Movie 43. </ P>
Nothing on Zwoogle. </ P>
Yes, of course it's not on Zwoogle. The movie isn't blocked! </ P>
Alright. That means we have to dig deeper. </ P>
We visit the dark side the internet world. </ P>
Yes, the dark side, friend. </ P>
Yes. Go in there. We have to find this film. </ P>
Aku menemukan server terselubung yang menanpung video yang dicekal.
Starting from the first 43 on the list. Does that sound good? </ P>
Yes! You can continue doing this. </ P>
I will guard the door, just in case there will be, FBI,...
... CIA, and Mother.
Look at this. Let's see. </ P>
Hey. Ooh! You look beautiful. </ P>
I hope you're almost ready. He's coming soon. </ P>
Somehow I have to do this, Pam. I don't believe too much Julie. </ P>
I mean, what if this guy is a loser? / He's not a loser. </ P>
He has been a Senior Partner at his law firm when he was old....
... about twenty-eight years.
So he only cares about his career and money.
Not according to Julie. He is a volunteer at the Special Olympics for Disabled People,...
... he belongs to the board of management on the New York Philharmonic...
He opened a new restaurant with Derek Jeter!
But he might have a strange face character...
... as it appears in your mind, right?
Mr. "Face Character" is on Gotham magazine cover. </ P>
That's it? / That's it. </ P>
Yes. </ P>
Why is this guy single?
And he's here. Go.
Am I pretty? / Beautiful.
Are you sure? / < br /> Enjoy!
Bye!
You must be kidding. - Some of them.
I told you, don't decide to shop on TV before you try it.
Beth, I think you're the first I've ever met...
... who bought things on TV.
No! Come on! / No. That's right. </ P>
Oh, where do you think I got this scarf? </ P>
And you know? I believe this is more subtle than yours. </ P>
Alright. Look, let me get it straight. </ P>
Don't lower the scarf I'm wearing. </ P>
This. Try feeling it. 100% pashmina. </ P>
Yes, at least that's what the man on the roadside said to me. </ P>
Here let me feel it. Wow, that's so soft. Well, you know, me...
Hey, Mr. H. The table is ready, sir. </ P>
Good. </ P>
I'll bring it up ./ Thank you. </ P>
Please ./ Our table is ready. </ P>
Thank you. </ P>
Please first. </ P>
So, um, Carrie told me that you are now designing clothes children.
Yes. Children's clothing. I designed...
... fashion, for children. Children's clothing.
Great. Great. </ P>
So, if I see a child who looks strange this summer, that means it's your fault, huh? </ P>
I'm just joking. Just joking.
Your Russian Standard Vodka, sir.
Am I a predictable person, Abby?
Do you like this? Or do you want to order a glass of wine or...? </ P>
No, no,... I can drink it. </ P>
Thank you.
So this is for, this is for a great night. Cheers. </ P>
Cheers. </ P>
The Russian is an expert. </ P>
This is a good place. </ P>
Oh, the place is huge. < Oh, look at the ceiling.
The pillars were taken from...
... The old Quaker meeting house in the interior of Pennsylvania.
Look at it. Everything is from oak wood. Isn't that amazing? Bro? </ P>
Oh, wow, Jake. What is this? </ P>
Mr. H, this is Vichyssoise Sop Chef Billy's cuisine. </ P>
Because he heard you guys will come tonight,...
... then he too will add special dessert for you.
Do you want Lobster for tonight?
I want it if you want, too...
... or do you want to check the menu first.
Beth? Except, you want check the menu, or...? </ P>
No. That's also possible. Good. </ P>
Thank you to the chef. Thank you. </ P>
Congratulations enjoy.
Oh, there's something in that you...
Sesuatu di leherku ? Biar ku bersihkan, maaf kalau aku tak tahu malu saat kencan pertama.
This...
Here? Here? </ P>
Oh little, a little to left, to your ball... the other one. </ P>
Oh, the left. There are still droplets.
Thank you. Don't think about it. I've been experiencing worse. I mean, when...
As a child, I was often mocked by all the time. </ P>
What was that, because...
I stuttering. I used to stutter, it was very severe. </ P>
It took nine years in speech therapy to eliminate it. </ P>
Is there anything else they have, mockery to you?
I don't know. Whatever it is?
Oh, yeah, there are some kids who used to make fun of my neck
You know. Oh, finally!
What's wrong? I thought I was crazy. I...
Apa ?
I mean, it's not a big thing... at all.
It's just that, is there a story behind it?
When I was old 6 years, I fell off the bicycle and hit the tip of the sprinkler...
... and they had to sew my wound at the Hospital. </ P>
Look, this is just a scar. Yeah right?
Children sometimes do be cruel. They call me Frankenstein.
They often say, "He's alive. He's alive!"
But I don't care. Children really like to make fun, right?
What is this just my feeling or here suddenly getting cold?
I think maybe it's because of the air conditioner that's over there.
This is the order. < br /> Look at the size.
Oh, Jake, can you raise the temperature is a little?
I guess, the air from the air conditioner blows right at... / No problem.
Thank you.
Let me first check and...
Sure. / We get rid of this so that it doesn't bother you.
Oh, God! You... Are you okay? </ P>
My stomach. There's a little...
I'm trying to breathe again. </ P>
That's it! That's the stud! </ P>
Hey! Angie! Ray! </ P>
Hey, how are you guys? Are you all right? </ P>
It doesn't look as good as your condition. </ P>
Hi, My name is Angie and this my husband Ray.
Hi. This is my new date, Beth. Beth.
He restored my faith slowly through a blind date this.
Salute to you, Beth,...
. Because it can get this maniac out of work from his office.
Come on. Come on, Ray. </ P>
Good work! You get a big catch! </ P>
Really? </ P>
But, are you not aware of & apos; that & apos;
Look at how big little Evan is now !
Yes. </ P>
No. / Who is this big boy? </ P>
Who is this big boy, yeah? </ P>
Wow, Ray, he this is a monster. You will have a candidate rugby defender here. </ P>
A defensive player who must sleep first! </ P>
Okay. You have to sleep. </ P>
Oops. The dot falls. </ P>
I'll take it. </ P>
Thank you buddy. </ P>
This. Angie? </ P>
You two look so sweet. I will photograph you two. </ P>
Really? </ P>
Angie, ayolah./ Hei, biarkan saja mereka makan, sayang.
Come on, Ray. We also took pictures of during our first date. </ P>
They should also be like that. </ P>
Come on, quickly take a position behind it and don't be shy.
Alright. Well. Okay. Okay. </ P>
Sorry to bother you. / Closer. </ P>
Beth, I want you to keep calm. </ P >
Oh, God, they look like that...
Get down again! Lower your face next to it! Come on! </ P>
Just take photos, photos, photos, photos fast. </ P>
Very good! / What is that? </ P>
Now how about you kiss each other.
Oh come on. Angie, we just met.
Come on, let them eat! Leave them eat!
Come on! Just a little. / Okay, fine. </ P>
Kami akan berciuman. satu ciuman saja di kening.
Just one kiss on the forehead. / We don't need to do it.
Ready? Okay. We really don't need to do it. </ P>
We don't need to...
What the hell is that! Keep looking. </ P>
Let's try number four twenty-two.
Yes, yes, good idea.
Payudara.
Pornography is accompanied by a virus.
Yes, Baxter, you will be destroyed.
Keep looking.
This is uh, Sumatran coffee. I grind the coffee beans myself.
Hey, thank you for the dinner. You shouldn't bother.
Oh, just calm down.
What kind of neighbor are we...
... if we don't welcome you?
Sean, Samantha just said that they send their sons home.
Oh, itu menarik sekali.
Yes, we feel only that the only way to ensure that...
our son gets the best education.
You should also consider this for your children.
Hey, Kevin is currently on top to do his homework.
I'm sure he will be very happy can talk to you guys.
Wait. So, you send your sons at home, and he still gets homework? </ P>
It's very important for Kevin to get...
... past experience Normal high school and complete. </ P>
Answering exam questions should use a black pen. Not a green or blue or pink pen. </ P>
When can you understand this, Mr. Morris? </ P>
My name is Miller. </ P>
That is a punishment. </ P>
Ayo, ayo, ayo, ayo! Cepat ! Cepat !
Come on, sissy, move your knees!
Oh, I... I understand...
But aren't you afraid of him, maybe, I don't know , will you lose something?
Yes, high school is not just studying in class and homework alone.
Of course. There is something called seclusion, loneliness. </ P>
High school should be the most time happy in the lives of boys. </ P>
That's why we tried mem Ensure... ../p>
... that Kevin didn't lose any like experience...
... which can cause emotional fear what he can get at school in general.
Stupid!
You dropped your book, face stupid!
Gosh! Daddy, what the hell is this! </ P>
Wow. Bulu kemaluanmu aneh.
Hey, guys! Come see this kid's weird pubic hair! </ P>
Still, it needs hard work from you of course. </ P>
Oh, of course, indeed. But we enjoyed it. </ P>
I think both of us have made a fairly complete plan...
so that it can give a good experience for adolescence to Kevin. </ P>
You know, just like socializing with other kids...
Hey. You are Kevin, right? </ P>
May I enter? </ P>
Look, Debbie Clark is here,
she's the girl you've dated. It feels the atmosphere will be a bit awkward, if you enter. </ P>
Sorry. / Not. / Sorry. Sorry. / No. / Sorry. / Okay, okay. </ P>
Mother. Mother, please don't, wait. Mother, I'm just...
Kegiatan ekstrakurikuler.
What are you doing?
I suck.
What do you suck?
Penis ./ Say it louder!
I suck a penis! I suck a penis! / Say it seriously!
I suck a penis, I suck a penis, I suck it all the time!
If you become a superhero, what strength do you have?
My strength is to suck a penis!
Friend, your body really is full of dirt now.
And of course only, the first kiss...
... it will definitely be the most moment memorable in a boy's life.
Emily and Kara said a relationship < br /> we have to continue.
What do you think?
Um, do you have a condom?
So, friend.
Don't tell Jeff or other people...
I just want to say...
If this father were homo... </ p >
you are the type you like.
This really feels strange.
I'm not serious.
I just want to talk.
p>
Wow.
I don't think I'll ever forget When Kevin told us that...
... he hoped he'd never been born.
- He was 12 years old at the time. - A precocious kid.
You know, there are studies that say the average child now....
... can't express their low self-esteem until they are 15 years old.
I'm sure of that.
That's it
Kevin, this is Sean and Clare. They're neighbors just us, three houses from here. </ P>
Oh, stay at the house where the Yeager lived. Great. </ P>
Yes, I, um, I'm Kevin. </ P>
Uh, nice to meet you guys. Welcome to the environment here. </ P>
- Nice to meet you, too. - Thank you. That's really polite. That is...
I want to get out. Me and friends want to meet at The Green. </ P>
Ooh, The Green. </ P>
And, uh, yeah, I have finished my homework
Oh, Jen and I will go to the movies after that,...
... so I'm going to go home a little late.
Oh, it's okay. Convey our greetings to him. </ P>
Jen, my mother sent you greetings. </ P>
Hello, Jen. </ P>
Halo, Ny. Miller. Aku gadis yang cantik.
She's beautiful.
- Have fun tonight. - Yes.
Nice to meet you guys!
So. Who wants cake? </ P>
Terrible. Come on again. </ P>
Keep looking, friend. </ P>
Hi. </ P>
This ./ Oh, wow. </ P>
Now this is just a picnic. </ P>
Do you want the chocolate covered with strawberry jam? </ P>
Oh God. Dear, those are very romantic words. </ P>
This is perfect! </ P>
Julie, we have been with for a year...
Exactly 16 months 2 weeks.
And after all this time, I finally realized that you mean a lot to me.
Oh, Doug. You, too. </ P>
And there is one thing you want I ask of you. </ P>
Ada 1 hal yang ingin kupinta darimu juga.
Ok, uh, you first.
No, you first ./ No, you just go first.
No, you just.
What if we say it simultaneously?
Alright.
- One, two... - One, two.
Will you
- What? - Will you dirty me?
What? What are you...
Wait, what is... what are your words just now? </ P>
I believe in you. You're my soulmate.
I want to give you this gift. I want you first.
To pollute...
Me. What? </ P>
You don't want to? </ P>
No, I... I mean...
Are you no longer interested in me?
Of course I'm interested in you dear.
So will you? dirty me?
Ah, you've just won the lottery, friend.
Don't you think it's a bit strange telling you to poop on him?
Calm down guys Appreciate this man, ok?
He didn't ask for it to poop on him.
Throw that shit something you did to whore.
Right. / Correct?
While defacing it is a gift that you give to your soulmate.
Of course just like that. I don't have that view.
Tell me, what's the menu? Before you do that.
I don't... I don't know Is that important?
Is he a vegetarian? / No.
Boom ! Burrito Daging Sapi berukuran besar, dengan ekstra buncis yang harus kau makan.
Give a little Salsa, and a little more Guacamole to make it more colorful.
So that when it comes out of your butt, it will like a festival. Do you understand what I mean? </ P>
You have to try hard for your idol girl. Do you hear me? </ P>
No, I want just a fancy classic menu, ok? </ P>
I will eat Grilled Tuna Steak, with salad and red wine.
No, no, no! No! / That's good. </ P>
It's not about how fancy it is. But it's about how fancy it comes out. </ P>
Trust me, Mexican food < br /> will be awesome.
And don't try to eat salad.
Do you know what the consequences are if you eat a salad? It can clog your stomach.
Kau tak mau seluruh isi perutmu tersumbat, kan? Jangan makan itu.
If you drink it may. Drink a little drink.
- That will make you last a long time. - Last long?
You don't want to be < br /> "Mr. Two Shots, Jump Loyo" right?
- You definitely don't want to be like that. - Billy, you're really annoying, Billy.
Can you go there while we adults talk here.
Go there and play with your GI Joe toys or something else.
Alright, I'll go. </ P>
Listen. Take my advice on this one. </ P>
Go out tonight and do you mess with some prostitutes? Okay? </ P>
Take it all out of your digestive system. </ P>
Well, fuck it tomorrow, because tomorrow you can only poop on 1 person.
Understand?
What is this?
Viagra, friend. Viagra to poop. Yes. </ P>
- You always carry that? - Yeah, I always take it everywhere. </ P>
On a barbecue? / That's right.
I have a problem with meat.
All this is meat, I have to take all this out.
-Okay. / -Okay? / -Alright. </ P>
- I'm ready, honey. - Oh, shit. </ P>
Wait a minute. </ P>
I love him. Hey... I love him. </ P>
Oh, oh! You look beautiful. Thank you. </ P>
Okay. Let's do it...
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Dear. what are you doing? </ P>
What are you doing? I... You know it yourself. </ P>
I'm trying to..., you know right. </ P>
Nanti dulu, macan. Aku mau menikmati ini dulu.
Oh, okay. Then, I want... I already want to, uh...
No, no, no. Come here. Come and kiss me,
... and after that you can give me your special gift. </ P>
- Tell me how much you love me. < - Oh, I love you so much.
- How big? - As much as I want to kill someone.
Can we do this right away, please? </ p >
- I brought this special lavender lotion. - Ok.
- Try to start from my neck. - Do you want to do it in the neck?
Why? Don't you want to? </ P>
It's okay, it's okay. Ok, we start. </ P>
That's very good. </ P>
Fine. Well. Here it is. Let's do it...
No. Not. Not yet. / What? </ P>
Tidak. Kemarilah./ Apa ?
You're so excited. I know. I can't stand it anymore. </ P>
God. Remember the first day we met? </ P>
Yes. </ P>
Have you ever thought that one day you will be able to...
... you know? Honestly, no. I don't know. </ P>
Do you remember the clothes I wore at that time? </ P>
Honey, what did you wear at that time? </ P>
- You remember what are you wearing at that time? - Sun yellow dress!
Come on! Turn around and leave I poop on you, please! </ P>
Sorry? </ P>
Sorry. Wasting dirt on you. I mean to poop on you. </ P>
Honey, I will never throw poop on you. </ P>
I will never throw poop on you . Honey? </ P>
Come here! I love you! Damn it! </ P>
Oh, aku tak bisa.
Julie! Come back! </ P>
Oh, honey, please! I love you! I want to marry you! </ P>
Oh, God! Doug, no! </ P>
Oh my goodness! </ P>
Oh God! Oh God! </ P>
Doug! Doug! Call the ambulance! / I'm calling! </ P>
Hang in there. Hang in, baby, okay? Hang in there. You can do it. </ P>
Oh, Julie, I love you. </ P>
I love you. </ P>
All of this was for me? </ P>
Yeah, I guess so.
Oh, huh? Very beautiful. This is the most beautiful thing I've seen. </ P>
Yeah... I'm willing to marry you. </ P>
I'm willing to marry you, Doug. </ P>
CougarCrate , the site where you gather sexy women.
CougarCrate. Perfect.
Prepare yourself, because the sexy women are looking for prey.
Try to see yourself. You look good. I like the symbol of peace. </ P>
Just warming up... What? </ P>
Calvin? / What's wrong? </ P>
He will dive into our minds like in the movie Beautiful Mind.
He has gone too far.
Come on, Baxter. Think! / Friend,
he really considers this seriously. </ P>
Everything... divided by nine...
Calvin, good. J.J. and I'm trying to describe our search protocol.
Can you tell me anything about this video? Where did you get the info?
Ah .. Stevie Schraeder .
Stevie Schraeder. Stevie. </ P>
Get it! Now it's time to take out a big weapon. </ P>
"Falcontron"? What is this? </ P>
Ini adalah mesin pencarian paling elit di Internet.
Only 50 people can access it. 12 of them are heads of state.
So how can you have access here?
I infiltrated the main computer /> belongs to the Bundesnachrichtendienst.
Stop making strange words, Baxter. Seriously. </ P>
He did it all the time. He only made...
That was a German Intelligence Agent. </ P>
That's the agent's name? That is not a name. </ P>
Attention for visitors in P-Town:
Be sure to check our item list in Sassy Lass magazine...
... to get a discounted price from Dr. family products Cole. </ P>
We now offer one buy free one "Senior Prom" special,...
... for every purchase of cow leather condoms and a bottle of wine.
And don't forget our "Deadbeat Dad" Discount...
for the purchase of all camera products and table tennis bat.
Want your vagina to always do the mat?
Today, we offer buy 2 free 1 for every purchase of vaginal moisturizer.
It is a cream for the female organs that /> produced by Moisture Maid, Ladies...
... now available in hallway four. Make sure you check it...
Neil.
Veronica.
Neil.
You look pale.
You're like a pregnant person.
You look like you've run out fall asleep in public toilets.
You look like you've been bathed a trash can behind an abortion clinic.
You look like a child has cancer as a gift on Christmas.
You look like one of the cheap bitches in the Golden Girls.
Dorothy? / Blanche.
Pull your words! You bastard! </ P>
Pull your words! Pull! </ P>
I want to taste your body. </ P>
I want to lick you until you cry. </ P>
What about your stomach acid? / What about HPV
This is your HPV, Veronica. I got it from you.
Let's stop the "Chicken or egg" debate, this insignificant , Neil. </ P>
No. Come on. </ P>
Chicken. / Eggs.
Your body is...
... slippery like butter...
... haunts me. </ p >
How is Veronica? / Veronica is fine, Veronica.
I really can't believe you named your dog Veronica.
Really I can't believe you did oral-sex on a bum from "Magic Bean".
He was a magician, Neil.
Shh. I want to be above you. </ P>
Be inside you. </ P>
I want...
... all, including your dag. </ P >
Do you still like to eat Caramel Cream?
You still like to enter fingers into your anus?
You know the answer is yes. </ p >
Oh, Neil.
Veronica.
Neil. / Veronica.
I want to embrace you.
I want to bite your vagina. </ P>
You did it, Neil. </ P>
You did it. </ P>
See you at church. </ P>
If I don't see you...
Can I...?
I'm not Romeo, but I know what love is.
That is the process of "getting in and out" on your first date.
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. </ P>
And if I become you,...
I will beg for he wants to come back! </ P>
Right sir! </ P >
Are we going to leave that beautiful girl...
... away from the life of this young man?
No! No! </ P>
Are we going to help this young man...
... get that sexy ass for him to fondle? </ P>
- Until the hour How much do you work? - Five o'clock in the morning
- I'll replace it until 3 o'clock. - I can replace it at 3-5!
Thank you.
Don't be so sappy.
Go, chase him, kid!
What is that?
Iklan : "Klip anda akan kembali setelah yang satu ini."
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This isn't as fun as you can imagine. This...
For me, this is more like, helping people, you know. </ P>
- It's not about punishing criminals... - Right, yes, I'm so understand.
This makes me feel good... / Robin!
Oh, no. / Robin!
Hey, Robin. Where have you been? Hi, how are you. </ P>
You forgot to attend the meeting with your parole officer. </ P>
What? Parole officer? / No. He joked. </ P>
Yes, yes, this guy had a little involvement a problem because...
showed a small penis & Groson & apos; it was in the park play.
No, I didn't do it
But, everything seems fine. I mean, your wife has forgiven you, right? </ P>
What? / Are you married? </ P>
He's an cheat. Yes. / No, I'm not!
Stacey, I... I'm not married yet! He's just joking!
Haven't had time to do anything, huh?
What are you doing here, Batman! You're screwing all this up!
Take it easy! Hey, I read on Twitter...
... that super villains will bomb this speed dating event.
So I'm here to save him, like I do at any time.
This is my job.
I'm Batman! / Yes, your words are nonsense!
You're here to frustrate my chance with women like you do at any time.
It's not like that, friend! No, I always support you.
Do your speed date, then we find the bomb.
Ah, this sucks.
Uh, a little advice. Don't act like little ones, use your charms, okay? </ P>
Ah, sure. </ P>
Enchant them! / Yes, fine. Thank you. </ P>
Hi. </ P>
Oh, hi./ Lois. Lois Lane. </ P>
No, I know. I've...
This is me, Robin. We... We've met, several times. </ P>
- Robin what? - Ro... Robin. That's all. </ P>
I saved you from Lex Luthor. </ P>
I'm sorry. </ P>
You once said, "I will never forget this for the rest of my life. "
Forgive me again.
I thought you were Superman's boyfriend. / No, no.
We broke up six months ago. / I don't know that.
- Since then, he has often followed me. - Really?
Last night, I looked out towards my bedroom window,
... and he was there floating,...
... while masturbating ,
And sprinkle the sperm all over my window!
He broke the window! / that... from it...
Uh, the sperm spray is like a shotgun! </ P>
Do you know the shiny liquid in that hair? That's not hair gel. </ P>
Lois! God! / Oh, no!
- Nice to meet you! - Nice to see you! Oh, God! </ P>
No, no, no. Yes, we are...
You know each other? / Yes, we act together.
Oh yeah? / Hey, how is Superman?
I'll call him now, actually. I need...
- Oh, no! Don't do it! - Oh, no, I'll do it. </ P>
Batman, don't. Please Please. It's already connected. </ P>
Hey, Soups! How are you friend! This is me, Dark Knight. </ P>
Hey, I thought of you here...
... because I'm with Lois...
and he's on a date with my colleague, Robin.
- No! - Oh, it's cut off! He hung up the phone. </ P>
Stay away from Lois, or will I use my eyes to...
... burn your two seeds into one seed big ridiculous.
Superman, you misunderstood.
I'm not here to tease your girlfriend. That's crazy! </ P>
Batman dan aku sedang menyamar dan kami sedang mencari bom.
Bomb? I don't mind about the bomb. </ P>
As long as my cock can get into Lois's vagina, I don't mind it. </ P>
Stay away from Lois, Bastard! </ P >
Damn it!
Is that what it works.
So I told him,
"We will fight evil, friend, so... "
Oh, this is the person.
" Uh, you know, you have to wear some pants. "
But he likes costumes like this, so,...
... what I want to say. The name is also children.
- Maybe... days Thursday? - Thursday, that's great! </ P>
See you again. / Alright.
And, your feet are good.
You told me to use this. He told me to wear this costume!
Ini sangat tidak adil! Aku benci kostum ini!
She's so hot! Alright, your date is over. Let's go. </ P>
- Bullshit! That doesn't count! - What do you mean that doesn't count? </ P>
She's a girl, and here her date just happened. </ P>
Now, let's go We have to find the bomb.
Please, let me do it one more time. That didn't count. Please
God, you're a kid. Yes! Sit down. </ P>
Yes! / It's okay, do it. </ P>
Have fun. But you won't do it alone. </ P>
Wear this in your ear. / What is this? </ P>
I'll be under the table,... </ p >
... hide below and help you to talk to the next girl.
Oh really? like Cyrano de Bergerac.
I don't know what that is. It's more like Roxanne.
Alright, but listen, I'm more like to do it myself.
Fine, I will listen to you, and I appreciate what you say......
- But I will still do it. - Please don't do it.
- I'll do it. - Batman, don't. Please, don't...
Hi, sorry, I'm late. I waited a long time in the toilet queue. </ P>
Hi. I'm Supergirl. </ P>
My name is... / I'm Robin. </ P>
Hi, I'm Robin. </ P>
Um, where are you from?
So, where are you from? I... Um, Krypton.
Krypton, eh. Where... That, that, uh...
Oh, shit. Oh, shit! </ P>
- Dude, I can see her pussy - Dude, I can see va...
Gosh! I don't believe with this size. </ P>
It's like a giant corn hole. Very big down here. </ P>
Really crazy! Look at that. I feel for a moment, it's like...
Joe Jackson runs without shoes comes out of there and I catch him. </ P>
Krypton. I heard that place is very beautiful. I have never...
You have never heard that eclipse the sun has destroyed our entire race? </ P>
I want to wash plate with it.
Really? I'm not...
It's really big and heavy below here. </ P>
As if Sean Penn can take the advantages of this item. This is...
What? Oh, no. You can hear it, right? </ P>
Yes, I can hear it. </ P>
I can also see Batman under the table.
It must be because of your x-ray view. Of course.
No, of course I can see it. It's a cafe table. This is very clear. </ P>
Hi./ Hi. </ P>
I'm sorry about your family who has died...
Gosh. I feel like I'm 17 years old. </ P>
Wait. The culprit is here. That's the Penguin. </ P>
Excuse me. I go first. I want to do my job. </ P>
Do you need my help? </ P>
Oh, it's quite difficult to do with gloves. Here it is. </ P>
Excuse me, honey. How are you. can you go for a while? </ P>
Thank you. I appreciate it. Thank you. </ P>
- See you later. - How dare you! </ P>
Your bastard! Where's the bomb, Bastard is a fat bastard?
Hei ! Bajingan !/ Oh, sial.
Who do you think you are? The ruler here?
Hurting this fat man?
Calm down! He's Penguin. This is my job. </ P>
Why don't you call me? </ P>
I... no... I...
You say, you will call me.
Wait a minute. I don't do it? I've pressed your number. Did I not press the "Send" button? </ P>
You said you would stay with me whatever happened. </ P>
Then your "Bat-Condom" leaked and you just disappear!
Do you know what it's like to be a single parent,
... when you have to be on duty as Wonder Woman?
Alright. That is a romantic word. </ P>
Roe v. Wade pernah berada disini, di tempat kencan kilat.
Uh, listen, I'm fighting crime! Ask Robin. Robin, know everything. </ P>
- He cried after making love. You know that right? - Where do I know? </ P>
Crying like a baby. After making love, then what do you say? </ P>
"Oh, my soul is so dark. " Just because you saw bats...
... when you were little? You basic coward! </ P>
Attention, participants of Gotham city speed dating,
How can that jerk be there?
That's a smart trick. I didn't follow Quick Dating.
Some of you guys should remember, if I'm married and live happily.
That's right! / All of you, come to my wedding party.
- There's a bomb tied to my chest. - Oh, yeah. By the way,
... all of you have to provide a lot of money...
... or I'll blow up Supergirl with this bomb.
Do you know! The detonator is on this umbrella.
- Stop him! - No, you go first!
My eyes! Where are you?
Turn it off!
Yes!
Are you okay? / I think so.
You saved my life!
p>
That's my job.
Kiss. Kiss him. </ P>
Open his mouth and touch his tongue. </ P>
Put your tongue in his mouth...
... and that will provoke his tongue enter your mouth!
Yeah! You, uh, squeeze her breasts. </ P>
Yeah, and hold her ass. </ P>
- Doesn't that look good? - Looks really good. </ P>
Oh , yeah. Wait! Don't be too fast! </ P>
Riddler! / Riddler!
That's right! Riddler! </ P>
With the cruel scheme, which brought Robin and to the speed dating site to stop the bomb,...
... it's only the mode to kidnap Robin to a warehouse...
... where you will hang it on a barrel full of nails,...
... or full of lizards or other weird stuff!
But that won't work, Muchacho!
That's amazing. How do you know?
How did you know if he was a fake? </ P>
The heavy feather hid something,...
... and what he hid was a penis? You understand & apos; right? </ P>
Wait. Let me be clear. So you already knew...
kalau dia ini laki-laki ?/ Ya, dari tadi.
Then why did you tell me to kiss it?
He. That...
I don't know. </ P>
I think I woke up this morning, with a bit of a jolt. </ P>
I just want to have fun. < br /> Friend!
Who-hooo!
Do you remember this?
Bad attitude, right?
Think about how their feelings.
Working selflessly for makes your life better.
Loneliness, without love, hurt. </ p >
Tortured physically, verbally and emotionally...
to realize what you want to get.
Can't you see them,
They didn't try to take over your world.
They only want to find a small space in your heart.
Remember, the machine, is filled with small children.
Presented by the Prevention Association Cruelty in Children in the Machine.
Click
Don't click that button.
Who are you? / I am the Minotaur.
You are in my trap. </ p >
Do you know where we can find Movie 43?
Movie 43? Movie 43? </ P>
Do you want your brain to be smashed to pieces? </ P>
Do you want, starving mouse biting your eyeball until it comes out, </ p >
... and your ass is raped by an angry wolf?
Dude, calm down. I think you are, I think you're confused. </ P>
We're talking about Movie 43. Maybe You haven't heard of it. </ P>
Oh, yeah. He is here. </ P>
Kurasa kita saling terkoneksi.
This is one of the films that can damage the moral of the people as we know it.
No. That's something different . I guarantee it. </ P>
I have sworn that it is not anyone can see this film. </ P>
Hey, Bro. </ P>
This person really really. He is protected by a firewall that I've never seen before. </ P>
We have to click that button. </ P>
Don't click the button. </ P>
Don't click...
Feel it!
Tyler De Soto. Fifteen years. Port St Lucie, Florida. </ P>
He just lost one finger. </ P>
That's terrible? </ P>
I still can't see < what's the problem,
Brian?
iBabe is accompanied by a sophisticated computer that has a 3.2 gigahertz processor.
We made a hole for ventilation in an efficient place, and then we put it...,
... a strong small fan in the hole.
And? / The hole is in,...
The bottom.
Vagi-port.
Vagina / Vagi-port.
The ventilation hole is the vagina.
The percentage shows that some percent of teens...
... put "You Know What" in the ventilation hole.
No, I don't know what it is.
These teenagers enter their penis into the ventilation hole.
Then the little fan that's right there cuts their penis.
That's disgusting!
Sir, iBabe is...
Fancy Music Player.
Yes, it also looks and feels looks like a naked woman.
Young men are physically interested in in naked women.
The results of our study do not support that opinion, sir.
Listen, at least, we must attach a warning sticker in the box.
Other MP3 players do not warn not to have sex with the device. Right & apos? Right? </ P>
Also wrapped in potato chips no warning,...
"Please Don't Make Love With Potato Chips"
Have you gone crazy?
None of us agreed to paste the warning sticker.
I agree.
Calm down, Erin Brockovich. </ P>
Team R and D. You do test the tool. </ P>
Have you done anything to anticipate a breakthrough the cooling system?
Dave?
Besides that, we have divided our problem into three stages.
Step 1: Children buy iBabe.
Step 2: Children make love with iBabe.
Step 3: The kid's penis breaks up and demands us.
Our goal is to remove step two and step three. </ p >
Now I know what the problem is.
What if we just move the fan? Why don't we just put it in his ear?
No, no, no, no , no, sir.
Uh, my team has spent two years doing that almost impossible thing,...
... and you suddenly said on we have to start over from the beginning.
You know, you screwed us up!
Alright, listen, iBabe has a weight of more than 100 kilograms, understand?
Basically it's illegal, if takes it to a public place.
Women's organizations will boycott our entire company.
Our shares will fall and will be more a lot of children's penises are destroyed!
Uh, enter, enter, enter
Sir, I introduced to your special edition iBabe.
Gosh.
The process is faster, the capacity of is doubled,
... and packaged elegantly.
Good, good, very good! </ P>
Congratulations! / Thank you. </ P>
Finally we can give colors to our customers. </ P>
Gosh. I thought it would be better. </ P>
Oh, for God's sake. </ P>
Yes. Now I understand. </ P>
Don't make love to him. </ P>
Cukup ! Cukup !
What do you want? Money? Woman? </ P>
Stop looking for Movie 43. </ P>
Hey! Who are you? </ P>
Movie 43. Where is Movie 43? </ P>
I don't know what you're talking about. </ P>
Where is Movie 43? Don't lie! </ P>
Let me go! Let me go ! No! </ P>
What the hell is this! </ P>
So you know where Movie 43 is. </ P>
No! </ P>
Movies that can make you < br /> see the future.
No! The film will destroy the community! </ P>
The film will bring up the death protocol! </ P>
Did Stevie Schraeder tell you all this? </ P>
Who is Stevie Schroeder? </ P>
Who is Stevie Schraeder? / I don't know who Stevie Schraeder is! </ P>
You're lying! / < br /> What is this?
Fuck you!
Who is Stevie Schroeder? Tell where is Stevie Schroeder! </ P>
Who is that ***? </ P>
He's a kid in Ed's driving class! </ P>
Quickly find Movie 43, J. J. and Baxter. </ P>
What the heck are you, man! </ P>
Quickly search! </ P>
I'll find it! / Don't look for it! </ P >
I will do RSVP for Sammy's Bar Mitzvah.
Yes, me too.
The party, not the ceremony.
Mom always told me to come on both shows. Sucks. </ P>
Yes. </ P>
Yes! </ P>
Nathan is dating for the first time! </ P>
Gosh, Mikey, shut up! </ P>
What? Mother told me to watch over you . I'm just doing my job. </ P>
I'm serious about Mikey. Go! </ P>
I'm watching you. </ P>
Maaf, saudaraku memang gila.
Whatever.
Where is your toilet? / It's back there.
Yuck! / Nathan?
Nathan, me...
My brother spilled juice on the sofa. </ P>
I, I, um... I have to go. </ P>
It's not like you were picked up half an hour away. </ P>
Do you want to sit and watch TV again? </ P>
Yes. I will... I will watch it from behind here. </ P>
You can too. I also like to stand up. </ P>
Whoa! Mikey spilled the juice and the marks were on the wall, too! </ P>
My mother must be very angry! / Nathan, I have to go!
Hey, two lovebirds, I hope you don't...
Gosh, you're covered in blood ! God! </ P>
What? / Oh my God! </ P>
Oh my God! Oh my God! </ P>
Astaga! Pasti kau tertusuk paku atau sesuatu!
You idiot! He is coming to the moon! / Gosh!
What should I do?
You don't know what to do? Have you never been here yet?
No, I've never been. / Gosh,...
Mikey, he lost lots of blood!
Alright. Um, do you know what? </ P>
There must be a sanitary napkin around here, right? </ P>
Gosh! This can't happen! </ P>
Damn it! </ P>
You can't be thinner than you! </ P>
Look, it's better, I just go home! </ P>
No, no, no, no! You can't go home with conditions like this, stupid! </ P>
Mikey, hurry up! </ P>
There are only plastic bags! I don't know what to do! </ P>
Apa ?/ Bersihkan sendiri !
Hey, hey, hey! Children, I go home early.
Daddy, help us!
I'm sorry, I'm Nathan's father, Steve.
We just have to slip it in. I only found this and this.
Okay, what happened here?
Nathan's girlfriend is coming < br /> for the first time,
... and he's bleeding everywhere!
Oh, that's disgusting. / What?
I mean, congratulations, young girl.
"Congratulations"? He can die of bleeding!
Gosh! My stomach sick!
He contracted!
No! Oh, no! </ P>
Alright. </ P>
911? Yes, my friend is bleeding from his vagina! </ P>
Nathan, Nathan, listen. </ P>
Why are you laughing at me? </ P>
It's just a membrane... .
... Amanda's organs are shed and come out.
Gosh!
Look, I'm not dying!
I have peas and sponges!
If you want the membrane to remain intact,...
... then a man has to put his penis erect into his vagina.
What? Do you know? I have a better one. </ P>
Bandages with sticks. </ P>
Gosh! I really want to kill myself! </ P>
Hello! Hey, honey, are you ready? </ P>
What happened here? Daddy! </ P>
Oh my God! Honey! </ P>
What kind of crazy family is putting big tomatoes...
... into my daughter's pants? </ P>
Whoa. Keep your word about my family. </ P>
Oh, I won't look after my words, Jack! </ P>
Ya ?/ Ya !
You touched me? / Yes, yes, motherfucker, yeah!
You touched me? / Don't touch me!
Come on, bitch! / Come on!
Beat him! Beat him in the throat!
You all shut up!
Look, I'm a seventh grade girl It's coming months,...
... and it feels really annoying because I am in front of a fool like all of you.
Father , call mom and tell her to meet me at home.
She is coming for months?
That's so disgusting.
You have a tent can I borrow?
Sorry about that one.
Hey, honey, don't sit in the car!
The vagina is too complicated!
Yeah, that's damn.
Really?
Daddy, that's great!
I tried to hold farting since the meeting this morning
Woo! I want to defecate first, then watch the match again. </ P>
Yes ./ Yes! </ P>
Oh, great! </ P>
Come on, come on, come on, come on. </ P>
See who we found. </ P>
JJ ?
Stevie Schraeder? / I told you.
What was that? How could he be there?
Stevie , tell them about Movie 43!
Is that Movie 43? They keep asking me that.
Cut Stevie Schraeder's finger. What! </ p >
No, don't cut Stevie Schraeder's finger!
Don't cut Stevie Schraeder's finger! Please!
Movie 43 isn't real. </ p >
It's just something Calvin and I coral to trick you!
It seems like it's real...
... we have to look for it or your stupid friend is dead!
Except... / Except what? Except what? </ P>
I can make Box 91-F-Theta. </ P>
No, not the Theta Box. Don't do it! </ P>
Hurry up! Make a Theta Box, Whatever it is! </ P>
Fine, don't wait for me. </ P>
Movie 43. Where is that? Where? </ P>
Fuck you, jerk! </ P>
Don't do this. </ P>
Brian, we're good friends, you don't go! </ P>
You make love to my boyfriend.
Only once.
in a week.
What? / But I really want to be honest with you.
Then, can you fuck your boyfriend?
Yes, but he broke up with me...
... after he found out I slept with your girlfriend...
... so you can't do it.
But Brian, I've brought you something.
This is the best birthday present. You will like it.
Is that necessary? Believe me to me.
It's better if...
One, two, three, surprise!
Good & apos; right, friend? Happy birthday year.
You kidnapped an Irish dwarf.
No, I caught a Leprechaun.
Stupid, there's no such thing as a Leprechaun.
Comrade, look at this. </ P>
Hey, little friend. </ P>
Tell my friend you will Give a big pot full of gold. </ P>
I'll cut it your ***. and I want you to eat it!
Oh my God.
He's just joking, he'll give him the gold That's the terms & apos; right?
The last thing you will see is my dick will rape you!
Let me ask him again.
Give us the gold!
You want the lights to turn on or off...
... when I stab you /> with rusty scissors?
Pete! Stop it! Calm down! </ P>
What are you doing? Can you kill it? </ P>
Look out! Relax! Let me strengthen, Let me strengthen this. </ P>
Hey, Mr. Leprechaun. </ P>
I'm sorry about this. </ P>
This is just a misunderstanding,...
... so I will release your ties and you can go.
What do you think?
Alright, but before...
Lick my Irish genitals, you're a maniac!
Die! You are dead! You bastard! </ P>
Whoa, stop it! Stop it! Think! </ P>
Jika dia mati, dia tak bisa bilang dimana emasnya berada !
Damn giant! You big bastard!
After all this ends I'll go to your Mother...
... and I burn the house you guys!
Hey! Not ! Shut up! You can't do anything...
... because you are small and tied to a chair and nobody knows where you are. </ P>
Nothing! </ P>
I won't be so sure. </ P>
Who is calling? </ P>
Hello? </ P>
So this is the voice of potential dead people
Other Leprechauns. / Damn it!
He's my brother...
... He's getting ready to widen your penis hole with thrust the fire extinguisher!
What's with your words? / Shut up!
Your seeds...
Listen, you little coward....
I caught a Leprechaun and I want the gold or I kill him!
How do you feel when I cut your pen?
God, they're so attracted to the penis.
I'm serious. You better provide the gold...
... or this dwarf green person will die soon! </ P>
Very good. You sound great. < /p>
Alright.
What did he say?
He said "Alright".
No way. How is he Can it come here soon? </ P>
Good! </ P>
Gold coins! / Gold! </ P>
Happy birthday, friend ! / Gosh!
We got the gold and still hold this dwarf hostage?
Did you hear? Looks like your luck is up.
Who is great now?
What? You say something? </ P>
Aku tak bisa mendengarmu diantara suara gemerincing emas-emas Leprechaun ini !
Good morning, ladies!
He shot my eyes! / He shot my nipples!
I'm half blind!
Feel the iron This Celtic! </ P>
Very good, brother! Kill them! </ P>
This is what happened If you take Leprechaun gold! </ P>
Stick them with your Leprechaun knife! Cut his penis!
Move on to the Leprechaun!
Walk to the Rainbow! / What?
Cut His penis! Please! Pete! Help me! </ P>
I'll destroy your pen! </ P>
Shoot him! Shoot the Leprechaun! </ P>
You fool! Not that Leprechaun! But this Leprechaun! </ P>
Tell Santo Patty if you like your ass stabbed! </ P>
Now what? </ P>
Apparently they aren't too heavy. </ P>
Ya, kukira mereka lebih besar.
Hey, Pete, I want to say thank you.
Yes, and there are lots of gold. / Well, this is more than gold.
Catching a Leprechaun You definitely need to work hard.
Things only true friends do for me.
Yes, I shouldn't screw your boyfriend.
Whatever. We can buy a new boyfriend. </ P>
I forgot your second gift! </ P>
Really? </ P>
Who is he? He's a fairy. Fairy Tales. </ P>
What should I do with Elves? </ P>
I suck your dick for gold coins. </ P>
JJ, slide it! </ P>
What can I do it? / I need iron, right now!
Use your Tinker toy.
Cup! Spoon! / Stop shouting! I'm taking it! </ P>
Good ./ I'm ready, it will start soon. </ P>
Apa ini akan bekerja ?
It must work!
Here it is!
How do you do it?
We are getting closer!
Yes? </ p >
Yes, we are very close!
Please have one margarita.
Want to use salt?
Yes, thank you. </ p >
And for you? Whynatte and rum.
Alright.
May I ask? Maybe this is a little personal.
I was surprised, the woman with the face as pretty as you registered in...
Actually, I already was tired of the choices.
Really? / Yes.
Oh, that's a shame, are you from that area?
No, don't discuss it, understand?
I've been on blind dates often lately...
... and their questions are all the same.
"Where are you from? What is your sister's job?"
"What is your father's job..." Blah, blah, blah.
Are you care if my dad is a useless person?
Is your father really a useless person? / No! That's not the point! </ P>
Who cares about that? / It doesn't matter. </ P>
Don't discuss it, we will date in a different way.
Let's discuss the real thing. / Okay.
The real thing that can be discussed directly. I understand all that.
What is your father's job?
Okay, let's play.
Good. / Have you ever played honest or challenges?
Never , but I know how.
You start first, ask me "honest or challenge".
Honest or challenging? / Honest .
Is there a possibility, in this world...
... or in another world, where you might...
Could I be your favorite type of man? </ P>
Yes, yes. You're tall. </ P>
Is that good? / I like tall men. </ P>
Good, honest or challenge? </ P>
Honest? </ P>
I know you will say that, the level of the question will be slightly raised.
Have you ever been circumcised? / I've been circumcised?
That's too personal .
Honestly circumcision is not really considered important where I come from.
That, it's not a custom.
Even though I tend to be with Jews....
... and there have not been many Jews in Europe...
Because... that problem.
So, no, I'm not circumcised.
If you want me to be circumcised, I want to do it.
Honest or a challenge? / Honest.
When was the last time you kissed a man?
26 days ago in the valley behind Studio Pilates. Honest or challenge?
Challenge, I chose a challenge.
Alright, this is getting tense
I challenge you to go there.
Did you see that black jacket man? The bearded man?
I challenged you to go there and squeezing his buttocks.
Right now? / Just a little. </ P>
Hold his butt and squeeze. </ P>
No ./ Yes. </ P>
You said the challenge, not me. So, that's the challenge. </ P>
Look at him, he looks... / I see him. </ P>
Go there and squeeze his ass. </ P>
He big guy.
He might bring a knife. / I shouldn't be here.
I want to go home and see the program & apos; Family Guy & apos; if you don't want to play.
Let me pay the bill, excuse me!
Can I ask for the bill? / He doesn't need to charge him.
He's just joking.
Then squeeze his ass. Okay, I'll do it.
I call him, but he doesn't answer it, I'm sick of him.
Just go to him. / But, you have to call him first. </ P>
I'm sick and tired, this...
What is this? I have to do it. Sorry. </ P>
You touched my ass! What's wrong with you? </ P>
What do you mean? Fuck you! / Sorry. Sorry. </ P>
Kau menyentuh bokong yang salah !/ Tenanglah.
What's wrong with you? / Sorry, I'm sorry.
That's great!
Honest or a challenge? Honest or a challenge?
Wait a minute, can i enjoy it...
honest or challenge? Come on. </ P>
Fine. Challenge. </ P>
Fine, go there and squeeze his buttocks. </ P>
No, you can't challenge me with the same challenge I gave earlier. </ P>
Honest or challenging. Use your own challenges. </ P>
Take out your idea. </ P>
Did you see a child whose eyes were blind there? Blow the candle before him
I can't do it! That's too cruel!
An honest game or a challenge, that's the rule.
I can go if you want, I can go home.
Maybe at home I'll watch Benny Hill's DVD.
Do you want to do that? / It depends on you.
I'll go there and blow the candle.
But you have to know something.
This means war.
I hope it's my birthday, so I can join in partying.
Happy birthday, may your dreams come true.
Happy birthday from all of us to you.
Hey! </ p >
Excuse me, I'll give you $ 200 can you lend it all?
I challenge you to make guacamole using your right breast.
"... explain some things that are important, but... "
" The complicated part and the next scene will be explained further. "
Chapter 64: Pope Stubb's food. </ P>
"Paus Stubb telah dibunuh dari jarak jauh."
After the swelling on your face heals, you will look great, Emily.
Thank you, honey.
That was very pleasant ./ Yes , I have fun.
Yes? Me too. </ P>
That was very interesting. / Yes, we do a lot of interesting things. </ P>
Yes, yes, that's right, that's right. </ P>
We do it. / Yes.
You are very charming, You are...
Pleasant woman.
Thank you ./ < br /> Yes.
So, Yes.
This is an awkward moment.
That's...
No, I'm sorry
You're a good person, really and I think I've had fun...
But I'm not interested in Asian men.
Bookworm ! Hurry in, Yao Ming! </ P>
Kau pasti tak mau ini menjadi sia - sia.
Gosh...
We're getting closer!
Once again! / I'm scared!
The Terrapin protocol starts. </ p >
I have failed.
You have found Movie 43.
What are you doing? / Movie 43.
I was the greatest cameraman in Russia.
Friend, what's with the electricity?
The mission is complete. </ p >
We don't have much time! You little bastard!
We found Movie 43, friend.
Good, we found it.
What the hell is that? It turns out it's you!
My name is Baxter Cutler.
It's 141 days after Darkness.
JJ, Calvin and Baxter, this is Movie 43! </ P>
When you tell me to search for Movie 43...
We have triggered the Terrapin Protocol, It is the most secret Cold War Program...
... which is made to control every thought of Americans.
So that when the Soviets attack...
Every man, woman and small child can be turned into a combat machine.
Until no one has The Soviets can fight again. </ P>
So now everyone fight each other and this country is destroyed. </ P>
China? Destroyed! Russia? Disappear! </ P>
Amsterdam? Even it's still not a country! It's gone! </ P>
That's why I sent this message to the past. </ P>
Baxter, listen to me, you have to "hack" into...
Boss, the defense has been broken!
Basic, you jerk, JJ ! I'm trying to rewrite the past!
Yes? There are bastards who tried to erase your existence! </ P>
Two people ran away. </ P>
One perished. </ P>
Oh, that's terrible! Where me?
Has the limp been fed?
Forgive me, Mother! I'm sorry, ma'am!
Why did I become like that ?
Tell Sitara to feed him.
You respond to him! I want to go kill!
No! You have my child! </ P>
You have to stay in this safe place, where I can protect you. </ P>
I'm sorry! / Come here, Mother.
Sorry, Mother. / Return to business.
Security has been broken! Security has been broken! Start defense maneuvers! </ P>
Defense maneuvers! / Damn, they broke the cable!
Vrankovich! Protect me, stupid Russian!
Baxter! You can prevent this from happening! </ P>
Main security hack Department of Defense...
Use the Spartan Mark-7 from Bundesnachrichtendienst... </ p >
This is impossible! / Oh, shit!
That's really cool! / This is impossible!
I won't cheat you again!
We tried to deceive you, but precisely you managed to trick us...
I swear this is not a trick!
Oh my God, You think I'll believe it...
... that in six months This world will end...
And I will be a paralytic person? / < br /> I didn't do it!
What are you...?
What's with the electricity? This is very strange.
I want go to the supermarket. Do you need anything?
No!
What's wrong?
No!
Forgive me, Mother, forgive me! / Sorry about what?
What happened? Damn!
Oh my God!
I can fix it! Mark-7 Spartan! </ P>
The computer is broken! Take a laptop in my room! </ P>
Alright! Alright! Don't worry! </ P>
Don't let him pull out his penis! / Why does he want to take out his penis? </ P>
I brought it! I brought it! </ P>
Why is my computer so slow? </ P>
Why are there lots of porn videos on my computer? </ P>
April mob. </ P>
Oh, shit !
I can't believe this!
Canceling the Terrapin Protocol?
Returning to the Normal World?
Are you sure?
Sure, Are you sure?
Are you 100% sure?
Too bad, that's impossible, what about watching a movie?
In 1959, Coach Kenny Jackson From Ellison High Journeymen High School...
... formed the first high school negro team...
... who competed at the national level.
They were Victory Glory groups.
Come on, come on why are you still sitting? The game will start soon.
Coach, we're scared.
There are 10,000 white people out there who think we're not enough
You know, maybe we really aren't good.
You feel that way?
It's been 400 years, in this country...
Black people are spit on, kicked...
... drowned in mud.
There are two things I will say to you.
Number one, win or lose...
I'm still proud of you.
Number two...
You will win.
It's just as simple and as easy as that.
You will win!
But the white team is from Hickory Tech...
What do we play? / Basketball, coach.
What is their skin color?
White. / Right!
They are white, you guys are black .
This is a basketball game...
Do I speak in Chinese?
Come on, you are already experienced.
Yes, coach, but against the black team. </ P>
That's the point! You have to beat the white guy! </ P>
But, coach, they look strong! </ P>
Strong! That doesn't matter! </ P>
It's the same as when there were stupid white people...
... trying to do basketball dunk with their black pants...
... and try to get past your head!
Talk about that... Lucious.
Come here, Lucious.
Say, how long are your penises?
I don't know, Coach, maybe about one foot.
One and a half feet.
One half...
One half foot?
Their hands aren't even that long! </ p >
Let's beat them up! Do you feel scared?
Look, look.
You Negroes want to play basketball or what?
Yes, you nigger, what's your problem?
Are you aware, you shouldn't have played with a white team, you nigger? </ p >
Right, this is not a game for Negroes!
This is a game for white people who are kind and polite, not Negroes.
You understand, Negro?!
White Knights! / White Knights! </ P>
Coach, they look strong. </ P>
"They look strong"? I'm scared! </ P>
You know what they can do ?
They dribble with their left hand...
... along the field and try score with his left hand...
Then what happens next?
You block it...
... jump on it and beat their faces!
How many times should I tell you guys?
You are black, they are white, this is not a hockey game!
I think the coach wants to say the key is "teamwork".
No, the key is "you are black, they are white".
Coach, have you ever said if we're with God...
God? Geez, Negro, God has completed his role! </ P>
He made you black, He made them white. </ P>
He gave you a one and a half foot penis! Use it to Dribble the ball!
As long as you are on the field...
You will print many numbers compared to them!
This is a basketball game!
Stop the applause!
It's just annoying!
Hurry out and win!
Come on ! / Fast!
This is a great match.
But at a quarter of a match...
... when Lucious Williams men -dribble ball crossing the field...
... and with a one and a half feet penis...
... the referee doesn't have a choice and says it's a violation...
... makes young Bobby Lee Mayflower head to the middle of the field... </ p >
... to make a shot, which will be the most dramatic moment in this match.
Hey, kids, hello.
Who is the woman who is with you?
She's my mother.
I want your mother.
Baxter, you should just stay quiet. / Okay.
I don't have to go to the bathroom.
I can't do it.
I don't know but I've been told. / I don't know but I have been told
Gym classes can give you big dicks
Gym classes can give you...
When you take out your poop
Someone shot shit, And someone was hit, I was right & apos; right?
I'm right & apos; right? / I don't know what he said.
You know what I'm saying.
I want to be you.
Entering yourself.
Sorry. Damn./ No problem. </ P>
No.
No, I can see it under the table. </ P>
And he points to my vagina for five minutes.
That's very big. As he sits on Art Garfunkel's shoulder. </ P>
No one comes out from this room until the problem is solved...
The penis is broken. Destroyed...
Penis, penis, penis...
Penis is destroyed. Penis is destroyed. Crushed...
Penis. Penis. </ P>
I have frozen peas and sponges. </ P>
No, Mikey, there's wire /> on one side of the sponge.
Damn, you're right.
Alright, Amanda, you can use the yellow part.
Or you will lose a lot of blood.
I suck your dick for gold coins.
I want it too.
You said, we have to go out and do it with 110%...
110%! 50%! 3%! </ P>
I think the coach wants to say the key is "teamwork". </ P>
Lucious, would you like to use your your dick to defeat them? >
What? / I love you more.
Oh, Anson ./ Really.
Me too. / You too ?
He's a favorite cat of American citizens... Beezel
I'm embarrassed to say it, but...
What?
Amy, since you moved here, I...
What? / I love you more.
Oh, Anson./ Really.
Me too. / You too?
Beezel! How are you? </ P>
How are my handsome guys? </ P>
Hey, Anson, isn't it your relationship with Beezel...
... a little weird ?
Amy!
Don't say you're like other girls...
... who are jealous of my pet!
Even though the animal is weird!
No, no. I just feel he doesn't like me. </ P>
Come on, Amy. He likes you! </ P>
Really? / Yes. </ P>
Here it is. </ P>
Where were we? </ P>
What's the matter ?
Nothing.
Let me go!
What happened? Beezel...
He peed on my whole body!
Oh, no, he just watered you.
Male cats often do it, meaning he likes you.
He likes me? / Yes.
Or he is sick. Friend, are you sick?
Anson, he did it on purpose!
I saw him masturbate! / He was cleaning himself.
With your photo wearing a swimsuit!
The cat's brain can't process images like that
He's not a normal cat.
Of course he's normal.
He put a Thermometer in his mouth!
He thinks it's a toy.
Oh, Beezel.
Anson. I love you. </ P>
Me too, but as long as he's here...
I can't stay with you. </ P>
No, Amy, Amy. Listen. </ P>
If that makes you happy, I'll find another place for Beezel. </ P>
He's just a cat. </ P>
But you...
You're the woman I love.
You want to throw it away? / Sure.
I love you. / I love you.
No, I love you.
Beezel, where are you? </ P>
Get out of the jerk cat. </ P>
Beezel! </ P>
Damn, I told my mother the cat will be ready in half
My mother is willing to take care of her.
You want to look for it in front? / Sure.
I'll find him above. </ p >
Beezel?
Feel this, jerk!
Sucking penis...
... fucker...
Garfield is ugly! </ P>
Die you...
A penis-loving devil cat! </ P>
What? </ P>
Don't look.
Mother, he hit the cat...
... to death!
This cat tried to kill me.
No, you guys are wrong understand.
You misunderstood.
Please.
Beat him!