Dubey!
- Not here.
Not yet here He is an impossible person!
Almost 11:00. How do you fix it?
He wants money but doesn't want to work.
Dubeyji? Lalit Verma, who else?
Very good for you to answer.
What is happening? There is no sign of anyone.
Fried pakora. Tea for masters Fast!
God forbid it! The marriage is so fast.
Hundreds of things to get tense.
Marigold gate is a mess.
The flowers are everywhere. What is going on?
No need to be upset, sir.
Flowers? What are some flowers?
For you, I will bring Mughal Gardens in Kashmir.
Just say the word.
I was stranded in a traffic jam.
Enough! Go here in double.
Ten minutes, exactly and approximately.
I can't call and drive.
What are idiots?
Where are you?
You are amazing.
Guests are on their way.
Are you? Out with the truth
This is our law.
Changing the constitution, then censorship will follow.
What do you think?
Let's hear some dialogs from the new script Please go first.
Give it to me.
Come on.
More, big boys. More.
I like that.
Big boys, I like it
Give me more.
Enter me
Give it to me.
Come!
If he wants the work,
then he has to spend the money.
The era of one rupee is over.
Whose tea?
Four teas.
- King Dubey! - At your service.
Gracing us in your presence?
Your daughter is my daughter. Why are you worried?
Marriage in four days.
Today, engagement.
The bride is on her way.
Want me to lose face? - Important call
Call my beeper, damn it!
What is more important to do?
Now you are the event manager.
Fix this now! - Yadav!
Tameez-ud-din!
Lotteries!
Get off. Fix it!
Insolent bummer! Want tea, right? Work!
Immediately!
Hi, uncle!
King Dubey, move your van.
Move the van!
Where have you been?
How beautiful!
Just relax.
No, Ma.
I will stop at the temple. Maybe it's too late.
No, I won't eat at home. I will be late You can pack food in tiffin.
I'm sorry.
Ma, leave the worrying about the stock market for me.
I can handle it.
Twelve rupees for a moment call me on cellphone
Close the Phone.
I saw Aditi's cousin naked, and I almost saw you naked too.
Enough. Dress for engagement
What's wrong, my child?
In the name of God,
what is written here?
There are no words like that, my child.
This is a spelling error.
There should be L here. It's "fancy."
Bringing whiskey?
Who is there?
Let's take whiskey.
An Australian idiot - you!
We are not late. You get tense for nothing.
Let me go down.
One minute!
Speaking. No, no, no.
Yes, I will go there.
That's right. Take down payment.
Life is like comedy.
There is no signal there. But there is one here.
A good virgin appearance is perfect for me
Breasts like mangoes.
The groom!
The groom is here!
Congratulations, Mr. Rai!
Pay respect to Grandma.
See what I have for you Know why God set it up Your marriage is in a hurry?
I told him I had to see the great-grandson before he died.
He heard me!
How beautiful!
So fair and beautiful.
Greeting Hemant.
Enough!
I met C. only once, and we got married soon!
Don't you want to get married?
Sweet mouth, my friends.
Right on time!
My beloved brother-in-law
Look at him.
What a complete idiot!
Calling my son an idiot, then calling him a duffer.
Who does he think he is?
I did not return to India.
My naughty niece, can't you wait
Bastards don't have a dime for their name,
and he wants the White House theme for his daughter's wedding!
How did it happen?
The pig isn't talking about it,
and he invited another pig to dinner!
What?
- We need more ice. - What?
I told them a thousand times they need ice
They never listen.
What now?
Do you need water?
Water?
Good.
Fridge water or tap water?
Ice water
Our eyes make the right signal And I found a partner for life
Shut up, you bastard!
I'm out.
America makes everyone stop smoking.
Rais is so cultured.
Speak a little English and be you a very cultured family.
Rai!
For him to understand
A lot of money has been written lately.
The girl who won the Booker Prize
become a millionaire overnight!
Two marriages in one!
I have another joke. Not vegetarian!
Let me start practicing, then.
I won't listen to you or to Ria's mother.
I can still work.
This is a big problem in India.
Alice, did the fuse explode?
Alice! Call
When did you arrive
Yes yes He is here, swinging on my shoulder The cut is cut.
Sisterfucker, it hurts a lot!
All fuses have exploded.
Sorry?
Where does the house fuse?
Which one is this?
I'll fix it soon.
Light, a little closer, please.
A little to this side.
A little lower.
Your shadow is on the road.
A little closer.
Trying to say something? Today is very hot.
Activate The power is back.
How stupid I am.
Eat, kid, eat!
What is that?
Thank you We are very grateful, dear Pimmi.
This marriage is driving me crazy!
Today will be a long day.
Hot too, after all the rain has come down.
Can I...
a glass of water?
I am very thirsty
What's your good name This is an English name.
Where are you from? - Bihar
What's your name?
Parbatlal Kanhaiyalal Dubey.
But I have changed it to P.K. Dubey.
But that makes people laugh. In the city, they call me Dubeyji.
Parbatlal is a good name.
They have just been printed.
I am going to event management.
It has an address to send e-mail via a computer
You know about it Yes.
Save it. Take it again.
This is good
Tell me you love me
Have you ever seen the film? Tell me you love me?
Yes.
What happened?
Nothing happened.
I have to go.
Tell me something.
How many marriages have I arranged so far?
At least 150 or 175.
Why am I not married?
My poor mother is old,
"Son, get me a daughter-in-law."
Now I have done my thinking.
I will end for my loneliness, homeless life.
I will find myself a nice and simple girl
and start life as a family human.
The hope now is that The next tent installed by Dubey
Dubey has entered as a groom.
Bravo!
I swear, pure genius!
Bastard
Do I pay you to sit on your ass? Let's work!
Come, sir.
No long peace.
This is the limit. White tent
White tents - Yes sir. - What's this "yes, sir"?
What's with the white tent?
This is the fashion lately. Millennial style Y2K point
Sok smart!
White tents Is this a wedding or a funeral?
I only have one daughter. I don't want a white tent.
Install colorful tents.
Red, yellow, green, blue.
Good. Yadav!
Get this down This is not desirable.
He wants an old look.
Lower
What about waterproofing?
That was never discussed.
What do you mean, Dubey?
Peacocks stop dancing. It won't rain.
Peacock? You have already smoked a pot
Okay, sir Face.
In foreign countries, the deal is an agreement.
Listen, sir.
Look, everything is in a foreign style. In writing.
Number of plates and spoons.
But there is no waterproofing.
Do you want more? Pay more.
How much?
$ 5,000.
I'm not a non-resident Indian.
Your garden is very large Well, your daughter is my daughter.
Down payment, sir.
Today we work. It's holiday tomorrow. Strike, tomorrow.
Then our marriage. - This is all I have now.
I'll give you the rest later.
This won't pay anything.
Will you fall ill Popsicles?
This one is for Hemant's sister.
You bought it for his cousin in Bangalore?
So many cousins!
Look at this silk sari.
So smooth, Even flies can slide on it.
As soon as your eyes see its beauty, flies are gone This is too obvious.
- Who is the bride? - He has ice outside.
Come!
Put them right
there.
Alright.
There isn't one flower yet.
I know that. He is a thief!
Bastard
He doesn't steal. Damn bastard!
You don't come to golf today.
I'm busy with my daughter's marriage.
How much do you need, friend?
$ 1 2,000.
A daughter's marriage, that's what happened
Or I will be deleted.
O woman home Decorate me with a girlfriend Make this fair hand beautiful with boyfriend
Madhorama asks who will we marry
Madhorama says The Fat One
The need for a fat guy too big a bed to sleep
- Let's drop him on the roadside - Right at
- We want something else - Right at
We are honorable men
Full of lust and desire
Our intoxicating life
Am I lying - Not possible
Madhorama asks who will we marry
Madhorama says The Fair One
The Fair has butter color She sleeps alone on the roof as her pine lover for her below
This is what we will have
This is what we like
we will marry her Shashi, remember when are we newlyweds?
Lalit and my sister will sleep.
You will come to my room and tell me the dirty joke
Lalit you might fall asleep,
but I am C.L. will never sleep, he won't let me sleep either!
Leave! No men are allowed
Stick with me. You will have fun with me!
Cash on the pleasure of living with me.
I give birth
Lemon juice. Drying the henna.
When I go for my father-in-law's house
I'll bring your dream with me Gift of a bracelet
Tie me in marriage
My father, I went Your love palace
Being a stranger to you forever
How do they grow so fast?
Betrayal of Your Power Dick - How do you feel?
Lower the window.
What are you doing here so late?
It's none of your business.
Big words in English, eh?
Should we take you to the station?
Outside. Get out you come
Who do you think you are?
You might have a bomb. Who knows?
Exit now
you too.
Hands above. Bastard!
- Your time is up. - Hands, motherfucker!
- house - Give it to me.
Hands dressed in bride's henna!
You can't wait, eh
If you are in a hurry, come with me.
You will be treated.
Should I call your lover?
Go get him
O hero!
Madam, stop!
The bird has flown.
Take this, Lottery.
Catch!
Throw it!
How do I set the color?
Any way you want
I will wear it.
Brother, I'm leaving Do without me
- What's wrong? - I'm not feeling well.
I have worked with Dubeyji for five years.
I've never seen it like this.
He doesn't even eat marigold.
We have to do something.
Jaichandji!
How to live?
I recognize you At a glance, my friend.
I haven't seen you yet. - I've been gone for four years.
- What will you have? - Two of your special teas.
There is no sugar in the mine.
You've brain washed by America. There is no sugar, if you want.
Yesterday, Naresh Sharma was here from America
He wants Sweet'N Low. Can you imagine
We will chat later.
Right.
Move your motorcycle, man.
Move your bloody bike!
He doesn't listen. I give up.
Let's find him a good boy.
Our child will be a cook.
Chef!
She's just a child.
Yes honey?
Do you want to be an entertainer?
Nothing was decided.
Son, listen to me Alice, one minute.
We want to talk to you.
- We apologize. - We made a big mistake
We didn't do it intentionally.
We can't see clearly.
We made a mistake, Alice.
We apologize.
That won't happen again.
Bravo! The stock has gone up.
I told you before the stock will go up.
But you think your mother is stupid.
That's what you have decided.
"What does he know? about the stock market?"
I know that. Whatever, right?
Now you leave tomorrow and sell the shares...
God.
What is the use of this money?
I will die before I see it face of a grandson.
Your father's name will sink without a trace
Listening.
Did you tell the neighbor about the toilet?
It's flooded again.
What sin I did
You don't like girls
Don't you feel like settling down?
Ramesh is six months younger than you, and he has two children.
He gets half of what you do.
His mother shows off her grandson makes me jealous
God! Are you crazy?
Wander in your underwear!
After Separation, we came here without anything
There is no place to go, no future.
The Tej family is looking after us.
He educates us, makes us stand on our feet There are no inter-family accounts.
Now you're one of us.
WELCOME.
"Your eyes are full of poisoning.
Your skin glows from the fragrance of rose petals."
Don't take it Your parents angry with me
This enchanted night forever.
Strangers bleed
"Only brave warriors fall from their horses in battle
How can you kneel cowardly know what it falls?"
We're in-laws now.
That idiot dance!
Bravo!
I love you, brother!
You've been listening to for everyone but Shashi.
And now we present Shashiji!
My throat hurts, but I will try.
Go straight here
Aliya, come on
Annoying your mother Did you see Uncle Tej? The tall old man.
Insolent, crazy girl!
I fell, Pimmi. Hold me down.
Don't do this, my child.
Let's go home.
I don't understand. What can I do?
You can't do anything, Uncle.
Without you, marriage cannot happen.
We are very indebted to them.
Go home, I beg you.
That's not your fault.
Am I not the small one?
Everything will break.
At the man's feet.
Come on, honey. Be blessed by your elders.
You will not accept the groom.
For small things...
Ready?
In-law is wet here.
The Verma family, move on!
Clean, stupid people bleed!
Should I wear it?
Bring the bridegroom in. He will get soaked.
Blessed.
Long live Mr. and Mrs. Dubey!
Dubey and his beautiful wife!
This is your own tent. You will not get wet.
Amazing waterproofing, Dubey!
The bride is coming!
Watch out!
Wedding bouquets
My child, Umang!
My beloved child, you are here!
Bring the music!
We finally got Indians out of you!
Come on, Mrs. Dubey! Let's dance!