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welcome to the castle from the krelski count
Release him, monster!
You are stupid.
He can't hear you.
Maria's precious is my strength now
Mary, my dear, come to me.
Our love is stronger than trans vampires.
Come to me.
Come to me, Maria.
True love.
How complicated.
You have forgotten one thing, Krelski Krelski: No, Victor.
You forget.
Listening.
Listen to the night,
and hear a song
it will cool your soul Aah.
Run away, Maria. Running!
Hello.
Hi, Peter. I hope you call.
Can you do that? at another place?
Thank you.
Hey, come on. This is count revenge krelski
No, no.
This is revenge from Chelsea Hansen.
So what are you doing?
No my brother is stupid
watching vampire movies
Both: what do you think is just an ordinary human
can stand up for me ?!
To calculate krelski?!
Why do I have to go upstairs?
Adam must go upstairs.
Both: Prepare to fulfill your doom Prepare to fulfill your doom.
Mother: Hey, kids. Sorry it took a long time to go home
Adam.
Mother.
Hey, come on. That's all being good
Thank you.
You're welcome. Is that Peter?
What is certain is.
Mother: can you tell him You will call him back
after you finish your homework.
I have to go. My mother's house
Oh no.
Don't tell me you're watching film.
Adam says it's okay.
You know Taylor is afraid of monsters
No, not me.
That's where I like to sit.
I don't want you to have it there is a nightmare, baby Adam: see, that's the problem
I believe that witnessed revenge from krelski's count
is an effective way for Taylor to make peace with his fear.
As far as because I'm worried, It's a PG movie.
That means guidance from me...
Parents...
Or whatever.
Do you want to help me? making dinner?
Yes. Well.
Alright, you two, homework, upstairs, now
Moms. Moms.
Children.
Vampires.
cool.
Um...
Please enter.
Hey, do you have a minute?
Uh, yeah Just doing my homework.
I have news.
What's wrong?
Well, look, baby,
when people divorce...
Hey, is it my father wedding invitation?
Do you know?
Oh yeah. He said last weekend
when he took me to a soccer match
Now, what about your sister ?
Yes, they also know.
Taylor brings in the ring or something
Don't you know?
No, I don't.
Well, I think I practiced the speech for nothing Dinner will be ready at 10.
Mother?
You're still a bomb
Is that good Yes.
Thank you.
Saturday night. Are you up already?
What's Saturday night
Hello? Harvest festival.
I don't know I mean, I guess.
Are you guessing?
Are you kidding me?
Headless horsemen are playing.
Yes, but has been sold out for weeks, man.
Didn't I tell you
My brother thinks he can bring us tickets No, you didn't tell me.
Oh yeah. He answers the telephone on the radio station now.
Just say maybe.
man! May be.
See you in class.
Yes, I heard about that.
See you in class.
All right, guys Let's talk about homework.
Because it is only a one-page essay,
I will assume that you all do it.
Who has something? they want to read in front of the class?
All ordinary suspects.
Ok, hands down.
Women and men,
let's go from the map
to our country yet has been heard from for a while.
"What I admire the most,"
an essay by Adam Hansen.
Uh, can... can I take the rain check? I still have some problems, you know,
only by flowing.
Adam, I'm sure flows beautifully.
Yes. Right.
Adam: Alright.
"Is the vampire real?
" There is that who believes them
"What about vampires? walking on earth " Who can stop them?
"One person...
" Malachi Van Helsing,
"registered hematologist
" who left his business Practice in New York City
"devoted his life to hunting dead corpses, " vampires that Van Helsing himself
trust runs between us. "
Did you make this?
No. It's here in a weekly secret.
See?
Oh, yes, I understand. Right next to the story
from the baby being raised by orangutans.
Right. Yes.
Man, I heard . You took out a copy
from the weekly secret in your history class
Yes so?
Just because you read something in the weekly secret
doesn't mean it's not true
Actually, that's how it is, Adam.
Whatever.
So what happened with your sister?
Are we going to the show?
Radio stations
Headless horsemen?
Oh! Right.
He didn't get the ticket.
He took us past the back stage!
The backstage passed ?!
Yes, my sister drove.
Picking you up at 8:00
Hi, mother
Can you come here for a while, please
Yes, sure.
What is happening?
Sit down.
I just left the phone
with your history teacher, Mrs. Cruson.
He told me that you did not do your duty and that you throw something together based on a contrived story in a weekly secret.
I think we need to see in the bigger picture here, Lynette
Excuse me?
Since when have you been? call me Lynette
I'm just trying to have a dialogue here.
You are 13 years old
You don't dialogue
Alright, I hope Duffy does his homework.
No, I mean, Duffy also gave me one.
Help me have your permission to attend once in a lifetime music shows
Can't talk to you out of this one
Excuse me.
This is between your sister and me
Do you know what? You are right.
I have to be punished.
Not for this weekend,
So tell me what
Instead of grounding me over the weekend,
my land for the whole week...
There is no TV, no computer, nothing.
We just started Sunday. How is that sound?
Please?
Sorry. That's how it is.
Enjoy your weekend, dweeb Grr.
Do you know what, Chelsea?
Only for those words, You are also punished.
But, mother, you can't.
I have a date with Peter tomorrow night
Well, maybe if I lock both of you together,
You will learn to get along.
I am very genius.
You don't knock
Dismissing. Mother is down on me too, remember?
Yes, but I think I might have a way out of it
What are you thinking?
We'll see, if we can get mother on a date tomorrow night,
well, he will go out, then we will come out,
and we will go home, then mother goes home.
I can go to my concerts, and, well,
You can go with Peter...
Who, by the way, is a loser...
And, uh, you don't need to know.
Yes, but mom hasn't been dating since...
Well, since he and father separated.
Yes, but look at all these ads.
There must be someone here for mom
And how are you? until he is before tomorrow?
Okay, excuse me, chel,
but isn't this the 21st century?
Everyone here has an e-mail address
You can't send e-mails some guys you've never met Well, why not? I mean not like that
He's got some creeps in chat rooms.
All these people have come checked by the newspaper.
Why don't I feel better? about this?
All right, look. We will find someone and hold a meeting in public,
or you can call Peter
and tell him that you have to stay home all weekend
to play fish with your sister
Give it to me.
Good. Here it is
"Care, wise man,
" 40, sense of humor,
"fine taste,
" relaxed and...
Currently imprisoned. "
Is it" imprisoned "?
It means he is imprisoned.
Oh. Not good.
Um, wait a minute.
" Host,
"handsome, debonair, suave, " enjoy a long road under the full moon.
"Loving adventure,
" travel, wild animals,
"and old women for romantic nights it will never end
" Looking for delicate flowers
just waiting to bloom. "
" Hate Italian food and turtleneck "?
Whatever. She's great.
Ok, so...
Wolfsbane@netherlink.Ro.
Alright.
" Dear wolfsbane,
"read your adverts " We want you to meet our mother.
This is a surprise, so don't mention that we wrote a letter to you. "
Lynette: Adam, Chelsea!
" Uh, he will be in foodmaster in sixth at 8:00. "
Lynette: Dinner ready!
Market?
How are we going to get mom? to go to the market?
Just follow my footsteps
Computer: You have received a new letter
Listen, I know you two are angry about being punished,
but not end of the world.
That's not it, ma'am.
It's just that I'm thinking,
You know, how to our family first
I remember Saturday morning
I'm remembering pancakes.
I remember being happy.
I can make pancakes!
I have a and egg pancake mixture and so on.
Do you have chocolate chips?
No.
I remember we had a chocolate chip pancake We were all very happy at that time.
Taylor: Hey, Adam?
Can the vampire get out in the rain?
Lynette: that's him
I don't want to hear another word about vampires from this family
You want, uh...
Good. Whatever.
Adam: Alright. If Wolfsane is here,
we will find it. You start at the deli,
and remember, "friendly, happy, hate Italian food."
Come to daddy.
You know what I hate I can't stand Italian food.
How about you?
Well, believe me.
Woman at P.A: Check price at doorway 4.
Check prices at checkpoint 4.
Really good.
So, friend.
You look like a type of guy
who enjoy a long time walk under moonlight
Am I right?
Yes.
I'm talking about a great night
with extraordinary women
Happy birthday
Guess it will be no.
You didn't find it ?!
No?
Suave, debating the world man
The man might make everything go up
Maybe not. Look.
That's how the person is.
Right. Come on.
Ready? Actually no.
We need to get one more thing.
What is that?
Well, we don't know, but around here
Yes. Come on.
Whoa!
Very sorry.
Lynette: I'm very sorry I didn't see you No no. My fault is completely I'm sorry
There is no permanent damage is complete, I believe
No, no. Um, mother, there is...
Lynette: I don't know. Is this a dent before?
Oh, uh, maybe we should exchange driver license
Uh, no Mother, there is something I really...
Come on.
What about Wolfsbane?
Can't you see what happened?
Mother made a love relationship.
Are you crazy? This person is crazy.
He thinks he's in the parking lot.
She's teasing, you dweeb.
And mom goes for it.
Adam, Chelsea,
this is Dimitri, uh... dentatos
Right. Dentatos. This is Romanian...
Or maybe Hungarian.
So, Dimitri, my mother something, right?
Smart, funny, beautiful.
You know, he used to sing in rock and roll bands.
Oh, is that so?
About a million years ago.
Chelsea: So, um, Dimitri, often come here?
Dimitri: No, Actually, I don't.
I just got to know the environment.
I'm recovering old mather's house
get off by the lake
Oh man. That... that place Should be haunted.
Oh, you have to forgive Adam.
He got a bit of anything about monsters Dimitri: Oh, really?
So do you see revenge count krelski Last night?
Actually...
No.
My mother, she... he made me turn it off Oh, well, I'm sure He has good reason.
Thank you.
So, Lynette, are you, uh, going to the register
Don't you want to get something else?
No no. No, no.
No, uh, we're fine, though, so, uh, let's go
Lynette: Good, Taylor.
So you are a doctor?
That's right.
Trauma specialist in the emergency room
Yes, you know, between work nights
and sleep during the day,
I hardly get a chance to the grocery store
But do you know what?
I'm glad I did it.
I'm busy. What is that?
I'm still looking for.
All my readings indicate this location
You know, Lynette,
I've been on vacation for a long time from the hospital, so...
What do doctors do? When are they off?
Well, I can't talk for the medical profession
overall, of course, but I...
I'm sorry. What am I saying
You are married.
Oh, no, actually, I'm divorced.
Oh really?
Well, in that case, would you respect me?
Have dinner with me tomorrow night?
Oh, I don't know.
I mean, you seem to be kind of...
Oh, what am I saying?
Why not?
I mean, I don't mean "why not" like in "I don't care,"
I mean "why not" as in "Why not?"
So, can I think of it as yes?
Yes.
Good.
No, I'm very close I can feel it.
There are vampires in that market,
and I will find it.
Lynette: that's him I don't want to hear it
another word about vampires from this family
Chelsea: Peter-head,
we are really active for tomorrow night
We asked my mother to date, That's how.
So what time are you going to pick me up Forget what I said Previously, Duffy.
I can go to concerts.
What ?! How can you give my backstage towards the boomer ?!
I know what I said before,
But, I mean...
But...
We have to meet.
No, you, me, and boomers.
See you later
That's all I have.
Well, that's not enough.
These are children's items.
How can you give my backstage through for the boomer ?!
I thought you said you didn't go
But this is what I did not get.
Why are boomers?
I mean, She's tenth grade
who haven't done anything for us except for taking our lunch money.
I think this will be a step
towards better playing relationships.
Yes. Me and Duffy are friends now
Come on, duff, let's go to the arcade
Adam: Wha... wait! ME...
I... I just happen to know you have a crush on
for a certain high school girl,
which, until now, you think
as... as unreachable.
Do you have a crush on someone?
Eh, what's not affordable?
Now, that means You don't have a chance,
You... You happen to know brother.
You can get me a date with Chelsea
Are you like Chelsea Hansen?
Come on. She's my sister.
Yes, but there has been something like a real date Like, uh, we will go first to kung fu movies,
and then we will come back here for burgers
Completed
And, uh, I have to get it to kiss him good night Oh, I, uh, I can't guarantee that
Alright,
then I can't guarantee this.
Ok, kiss.
on the lips.
Good. Kiss on the lips.
If a man turns into a bat,
he's a vampire, isn't he?
Yes, it will work.
Is that bad?
Well, only if he chases you.
Then you toast.
Did he turn you into toast?
No, he changed you into a mindless Minion from the undead
All right, look.
This vampire found some beautiful girls,
then turn on the charm,
and then when the girl falls for him,
he took it home,
put him in a trance,
then chomp!
But sometimes wimpy hero-men appear
and they start fighting.
And if so There will be a sequel,
vampires get away.
Wait!
What about the girl? in trans?
It's all about true love.
You know, It's like this girl only has so much love
for this foofy shirt male hero,
that, well, he's out of possession
Like that can defeat vampires.
I'll be back on stage.
I don't believe it!
What should you do? for boomers
Oh, yeah, yeah,
I'll tell you later.
How do you stop vampires?
Oh, well, uh, don't take him to your house or you can stab it with shares
or you can steal the coffin and save until sunrise.
That's what happened at Frankenstein's house.
All right, somewhat.
I'm not talking about a film.
I'm talking real life vampires.
Vampires real-live,
and, uh, you will have to find...
Vampire hunters.
Like this person, Malachi Van Helsing,
but hopefully find it.
The newspaper calls him mysterious figure and shadow.
We must call him.
Uh, mysterious shadow figure
does not have a telephone number
We have to do something.
Mom is dating a vampire!
Dimitri?
Ah, mom is right.
You shouldn't watch a monster movie
But he turns into a bat!
I see it!
I did it. I'm on... Uh huh.
Hi.
Hello, Chelsea How are you?
Hi, Dimitri. How are you?
Will you just stand out there?
Please, come in, right?
Thank you.
Mother!
Uh, sir dentatos here!
Wow, mom. Uld you excuse me you look great. Oment
oh, hi
Dimitri is here
All right, I think I better finish this
What's wrong?
The man is a total boy.
No, he seems really great.
It's just...
I can't do this
Excuse me.
What is happening?
Mom panics.
Everything is good. You look great,
and Dimitri is good. Dinner time.
You're hungry, and I'm sure of him too, so let's go
It's not that simple.
Look, there's a time when you do things like this,
and then there are times when...
I don't know, it's too late
What do you mean late?
Now, you make a choice.
You are married. You work a job.
You are raising a child You are divorced
And you become the kind of person who...
I mean, who's not dating.
Who says
Now, who am I?
Not who you are.
That's what you have done.
Who are you what is in you
As long as you are right,
nothing else matters.
Oh yeah? Who said that?
You did
You say it all the time.
I mean, come on.
This is only the first date.
I'm sure not is too strong Let's hope not.
Oh, Lynette, you look amazing.
Thank you.
Well, I think it's safe to say it
the one I have is very good planned night
I think we'll start with dinner
on Renfield's on the main road.
Then, uh, maybe some dancing,
followed by a romantic train ride past the park.
Or we can just go to the harvest festival
for several hours. You've been
No! I mean, harvest festival?
Come on, there's no one there but lots of from head-bangers
went to a rock and roll concert.
Lynette: Oh, Adam! That is good.
We can try tapping several bottles of milk
and maybe win yourself big big doll crocodile.
Okay, I think... I think we will be better
sit on the horse carriage
just rolling slowly through moonlight.
Or the bumper of the car. I mean the same thing, basically.
Whatever. Why don't we start? with dinner,
and see where the night brings us, hmm?
Adam: Become wastin 'time.
You two have fun now, okay?
Good. You two are good
Where is Taylor?
Oh, he said to say goodbye.
He's really busy upstairs.
Taylor, baby, we're leaving.
We won't be late.
Please until you want
Then! Keep going out later than you want!
Show time.
Hi. Yes. I need numbers for...
Malachi Van Helsing.
Yes, I can spell it.
Excuse me for a moment.
One thing you learned in this business is people
When you walk into the parking lot,
I said to myself, "This person is here
for one thing and just one thing."
Can I borrow your clipboard, please?
Uh, sure.
Thank you.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
A man is here tonight,
around 6 feet,
dark haired,
and he bought a car with cash.
Yes, yes, h-he has one like this,
uh, but the color is red.
Of course the color is red.
Man on phone: This is Malachi Van Helsing...
My mother is out with a vampire!
We are in the market and I see it turns into a bat!
I'll reply to your call as fast as I can.
Leave name, address,
and telephone number after the beep.
Hi. This is Taylor Hansen.
I live at 1344 wedge lanes.
He's looking for some good places to eat
Uh, I think he has a date or what, huh?
Do you suggest restaurants?
Alright, I told him all the best joints is on the main road
Uh, the footprints are glowing... People are weird, isn't it?
I know that guy is a weirdo, I know that!
Yo, hey, hey, hey, hey,
hey, how about you Huh? Test the road?
No thanks.
Adam & Chelsea: Taylor, what are you doing ?!
I'll save mom!
Save mother?
According to him Dimitri is a vampire.
What is it ?!
Don't worry I'll catch it
If he finds a mother, he will come right home
You realize that, don't you?
Taylor! Ugh!
Listen, I have to go.
No, it's okay. I'll call you back.
What are you doing?
Like I will trust you.
Ok, we have like half an hour
to overcome this and then get back here.
No kidding.
So have you decided?
I have a confession to make.
What is that?
I think you have the wrong woman
How do you mean?
Well, I don't know. Only... You look like
type of person who might be anywhere in the world.
Well, I've never been to the south pole Listen, why not? Try the steak, hmm
This is good for blood.
The point is, You look like you are leading
this romantic, interesting life and, well...
Not who I am.
Lynette,
if there is one thing I know,
it's people
Well, you don't know me. We have just met.
No, that's true.
Well, maybe I don't know who you are,
but I know who you really are.
And maybe, just maybe,
That's the night is all about.
Maybe!
You know, if this has happened next summer,
I can drive.
Yeah, well, no.
Come on, we're almost there, Alright?
May I interest you in a bottle of wine?
I didn't drink wine.
I think we will only remain with water for now
Maybe some garlic bread...
No! Thank you.
That's it! Come on.
Chelsea: What's wrong with you?
I won't let Dimitri
turn the mother into an onion.
Minions! I told him that vampires changed people
to the servant butler.
Why not? surprised you is this your fault?
Come on, squirt. We have to take you home Maybe Tiffany is waiting at home now.
Did you call baby sitter?
Come on, You like Tiffany You say that
Yeah, besides that, Chelsea and I have a place to go.
You will let a vampire get a mother just because you want to get out?
Alright, alright, look.
I'm a master of monsters, right?
Yes.
Vampires, werewolves,
evil robots from outer space,
I can see them a mile away.
And Dimitri is not a vampire.
You set this so you can get out.
This is your fault!
Ok, so we did! So what, I mean...
This isn't going to kill mom for dating
Yes, that's because Dimitri is a vampire!
All right, look.
I will go in there
and find out if this person is really a vampire If he is, he is dead meat,
and if not, you have to go home,
put your jammies, and hang out with, uh, Tiffany.
And don't tell mom we come out.
Do we have an agreement?
Okay, agree.
You know better what you do.
Don't worry I get it wired.
Come on.
Hey, Mom, Dimitri. How did you go?
Lynette: what's wrong you guys do here
Is everything okay?
Oh, everything's fine.
I just want to apologize to watch the movie Last night.
I think it got to Taylor.
She's a vampire.
Vampires? Who is?
This is my fault for letting him watch the film.
He made it in. his head is, well,
Dimitri here is a vampire,
which we all know he doesn't,
but instead tells Taylor here that he-he's crazy
and give him a lifetime problem of self-image...
We have to prove it I'm not a vampire.
You know, maybe I have to go home.
No! No, no, I mean,
that's all you can't because...
What do I think Adam tried to say it
if you go home now
then Taylor will spend the rest of his life
think I'm a vampire.
Right, right! We need a kind of test
Spoon test
Right! Spoon test, correct
A vampire can't... uh...
That's right. Hang a spoon on his nose.
Right, right. The old transylvanian test
Very?
So you mean you will
makes me take a spoon test
You have no other choice.
But... but if I'm really a vampire, then...
That's right. You will explode to one million pieces.
All restaurants will be sprayed with your bloody pieces
from vampires... Festering... Meat.
Wow.
I think this is a chance we have to take
Maybe I should get it some extra napkins, just in case.
Give me the spoon.
Sure. Right. This will be it.
Am I okay Am I still here?
You are still here.
Oh, thank God!
There, you see?
I don't think I'm a vampire.
Good. Sorry.
Are you sure you're okay, honey?
Yes. All good.
Exit fire Look, if you go home now, he will feel bad,
right? Of course.
So, um, you know what, we're going to go
So, goodbye, mother. Goodbye, Dimitri.
You guys have fun. Good night and see you later...
See you later!
Adam did the spoon test. Dimitri is not a vampire
Yes, we have to go, Taylor.
You're really good with kids Well, I love kids.
I think they are sweet.
Well, I don't want to call my children sweet,
But they are good kids.
Well, you clearly did it very good job with them.
I don't know Sometimes I'm not sure.
All right, Lynette.
You know, I understand a power in you, Lynette.
No, no, maybe not strength.
More like... fire.
Just burning just below the surface.
I think maybe is the time to let fire burn.
Hi, Tiffany.
Hey, made by Taylor. How are you doing, kiddo?
Large.
Wait a minute. Goodbye, Taylor, see you soon!
Can I put my bicycle?
No.
What's wrong with you?
We have to go back to the restaurant.
Peter will be here in, like, 10 minutes!
Forget Peter! Dimitri is a vampire. I see it.
I mean, I didn't see it.
In the mirror in the restaurant.
Yes, right.
No, I'm serious! That person doesn't mirror in the mirror.
Only mother and nothing.
Come on. We have to Take him out of there
If he's a vampire,
it's not like that be a little more... evil?
He tried to make him fall in love with him If he comes to him willingly,
then he, well, he is forever.
You went lost your concert
and messing up my account If we don't do something, Mother has it!
Please, you have to trust me Well, I'm not!
But what if I'm right?
Come on, chel.
I need you.
I hate you now too.
You know that, don't you?
I'm fine with that
That place is great
no thanks.
So what are we?
Is there more?
Of course. That will improve.
Good. Where?
Well, I think maybe we will find
some places are quiet,
Enjoy a beautiful night
Why not us? just walk a little How does that sound?
No, I didn't make this!
Yes, I know this is crazy.
Ok, come on. They leave
Not possible.
Ha ha! Impossible!
No way!
I won!
Hold. Impossible.
Yes! I get 8 , see?
You want to play again
No. Now, you really, really have to sleep.
Good. Good night.
Absolutely.
Absolutely!
Ha ha! At all!
No way!
Are you Malachi Van Helsing?
On a good day.
Do I know you?
I see you on the market.
Do you want to come in?
Uh, I have to maybe stays here
It's okay.
I read everything about you. I call you
Not that I don't know you.
Absolutely.
Hey, Tiffany!
This is Malachi Van Helsing.
He is a vampire hunter.
Vampire hunters?
It's okay. I asked him to come.
Taylor, you have to sleep now.
He has to sleep.
Good.
Want a cake?
Uh, no thanks My mother made them. They are really good.
Tiffany: total!
I'll save it for later, Alright?
Now, this person You called me about,
did he meet your mother Last night
in the supermarket?
Yes, but Dimitri is not a vampire Adam did a spoon test.
Oh no.
That's why they returned.
That's why who's back?
My brother and sister
They chased the vampire.
Why do you have to do it like that?
He has our mother
Do you have an idea where did they go, Taylor?
Yes! This is a place called rhinefeld or the like
And they will dance.
Ok, thank you.
Wait! I want to go with you.
Sorry, son, but I work alone
This is my mother.
This is too dangerous I can help.
No, you can't.
That's how it is.
Vampire hunters?
Lynette: I don't believe.
I don't believe this place is still here
We have to enter!
Now wait a minute. Do you want to go there?
All right, you say you want to go dance
Don't you like rockabilly music?
Uh, alright, eh, yeah.
Of course I... I love rockabilly music
All right, do you want to dance?
Come on, come on, uh, let's dance.
You like kids and rockabilly music.
I dream.
Come on.
Let's dance!
♪ Stones are ten times hotter than the entire jalapeño ♪
♪ Friend and me, we're driving back to the state ♪
♪ she's complete, she madness of my perfect picture ♪
♪ goonie birds, goonie birds, rock bird goonies ♪
♪ goonie birds, goonie birds, goonie birds, goonie birds ♪
♪ the goonie bird, rock bird goonie ♪
What now?
Okay, if possible Ask mom to go from Dimitri...
♪ Goonie birds, rock bird goonies ♪
Maybe I can catch it out of there
And how are you? propose to go inside?
Pay attention to the bicycle.
♪ Something happened hurts you ♪
♪ I think I got the medicine ♪
♪ So come a little walk with me ♪
♪ and we'll find out for sure ♪
♪ It's fair What you need ♪
♪ to make you feel good ♪
♪ for you a new woman ♪
♪ before night ♪
How are you, Bob?
Jim's name.
Yes it's true. Jim. Jim. That's what they say Who said that?
Oh, only a few girls behind.
They're like, "oh, Jim can't dance! Blah blah blah.
He's a loser! Blah blah."
You know, only things like that.
I dance all the time.
Alright looks like you stand around.
But, look, there,
there is a girl who actually doesn't dance with anyone
And, well...
Oh, like they know what, right?
Ahem! Excuse me, kid.
Yes, see you later.
♪ I got a bad vaccine ♪
♪ it's a big recipe ♪
♪ and I need some priority air ♪
♪ I just got it to get it ♪
♪ enter yourself ♪
Hi. I'm Jim. Will you like dancing?
♪ I don't feel different... ♪
Um... oh! This person just asked me to dance.
Do you mind?
Well, of course I don't mind.
But you are leaving, right?
What?
Oh! Whoa!
Oh. It seems like he changed his mind ♪ This is a simple operation ♪
♪ I just love to show you how to groove ♪
♪ turn on the light the way down low ♪
♪ and that's what I want to do with you ♪
♪ ow! ♪
♪ Ah, give me! ♪
♪ That won't happen hurt you ♪
♪ or make you run to the door ♪
This is faster if you go left.
What are you doing here?
I came out of my window.
Left here There is construction in third place.
Listen, Taylor, you have to get out
You can't leave me on the road. I am 8
But you can't come with me.
I pursue real life...
A dead vampire Do you understand?
This is my mother. Do you understand?
Listen, I'm sorry, Son, I really am.
But I can't take you with me.
I have to drop you off, okay?
You can't. You are responsible for me now
All right, look.
If I say duck, you are a duck.
If I say hide, you hide.
And if I say it's too dangerous...
This is too dangerous I get you.
Use your seat belt.
What is this?
Oops
Hi. This is me.
You will never be able to guess where I am.
♪ And that's what happened I want to do it for you ♪
Singer: Hey, look at this!
Way back before Most of you are digging
This whole rockabilly scene,
there are lots of from gals called blues cowgirl
who used to tear this joint.
I don't believe it!
One of the girls was here tonight
If you are all really good and clapping loudly,
I bet we can bring it here.
Come on, Lynette,
and belt one out for the past.
What
Do you remember maybe?
Man: We love you!
♪ If you ask if I fall in love, maybe ♪
♪ if there is someone I'm thinking, maybe ♪
That's it I wish it was mine Maybe ♪
♪ hey! ♪
♪ If there's a chance he'll give me time, maybe ♪
♪ there's a spotlight in your eyes ♪
♪ and that makes me hypnotized ♪
♪ I sit and wait for for your call ♪
Hey! You cannot be here
Oh. That's my mom is up there
Very?
Lynette Hansen is your mother?
Now, you are a lucky child.
But you still have to wait outside
I'm leaving, it's just...
There is this person, has followed my mother,
stalking it actually
She's not here now, is she?
Yes, that is so.
He is right there.
He... he's fine has worried us
Do you want him to get out of here?
Y-Will you do it?
For Lynette Hansen You bet.
♪ There's a highlight in your eyes ♪
♪ and that makes me hypnotized ♪
♪ I sit and wait for for your call ♪
♪ but I have no doubt ♪
♪ maybe ♪
Hey, nice.
♪ Maybe, yes! ♪
The party ends Get him out of here!
My sister likes obsessed with this vampire thing and...
And stay out.
We miss him, don't we?
Hey, kid, we just got started, okay?
This hasn't ended yet, not with a long shot.
He said they would dance.
Dance?
Where will you go around here if you want to dance?
How do I know? I am 8
Right.
Yes!
What happened?
How did Dmitri come back?
He, uh, walked on the wall.
Is that a vampire?
Y-yeah, tha... that's vampire thing
Because Dmitri is a vampire.
"I'm afraid of that.
Who will bite the mother.
If he gets it himself.
Alright. I'm on the boat
What do we do?
What... what happened to the bike?
Oh. He did it.
With his bare hands.
Mother! Mother!
Mother!
We are drowning
We really sank.
Oh, man, that's very fun!
I think there's nothing remember the cowgirl blues
Can you believe I haven't sung in 15 years?
What have I done?
You sound great So do you enjoy yourself?
Are you kidding me?
I just hope I can continue like this forever Well, that can be arranged.
I really know where we should go next A quiet place maybe?
Yes, right. Ok, turn left here.
Things like this always happen
for good people in the calculation of the film.
Ok, so what happens next, genius?
Okay, alright, alright, um...
In the film, count krelski get the girl herself,
and said, "come on to my castle, my dear,
and I will show it to you a miracle beyond imagination... "
and he fell for it.
That's not a mother.
And when a guy wants you to like them,
they go everywhere You want them to go away.
He's not a "man". He's a vampire.
I don't care if he's Frankenstein
= = People are the same.
Ok, so, where do you want to go?
Harvest festival!
Except that 5 miles from here
No problem.
Give me your call
If he's a vampire,
what did he drive, hearse?
I don't know Some intense red sports car
But, dude, we have to find my mother.
Once the concert is finished.
Forget your concert!
♪ Do you know? ♪
Right.
All right, dudes Battlestar Doc.
Come on, Duffy, You have to help us.
We have to go, man. Sorry.
Come on, boomer.
Someone must sell an additional ticket
No, I, uh, went to the harvest festival with Chelsea So... so you will help us
No.
Come on, Chelsea. You are hungry?
Let's take a corn dog.
No, I don't think so.
ViXen, heh. Playing is hard to come by.
Could it be, boomers.
No, you can, Adam.
We have an agreement, man.
You have passed the concert
and I'm dating with your sister
Yeah, well, deal off.
I think you are my friend.
me.
Right.
Chelsea, wait!
Come on, Chelsea, wait.
I don't believe you I mean, all selfish...
You promised so creep out with me
for concert tickets?
I don't want to talk. We just did the same thing to a mother
And that idea as well.
See, chels, it bad thing to do
And when I do, Things are different.
I'm different.
That this afternoon!
Look, I... I learned that if you do not respect the important things,
everything can fall apart.
I know that now, and I'm sorry.
Alright, come on
But you're still dweeb.
Hey, I bet That car vampire.
Like that one million people here
That's... that's good.
As long as they are in the crowd, mother is safe.
How will we find it?
I suggest we separate.
Then we go alone with Dmitri
All right, You found it, You called me
I found them, I called you.
Turn the small button to channel 3,
and it will give us some privacy
Now, let's find mom, okay?
How do we know Where do you start?
This is mother. Think... Mature.
Aaaaaaaah!
Hey, Chelsea. How are you?
I got on the Ferris wheel.
I can see everything from here.
Wait, Adam. I see them.
They go down scrambler I see them.
Isn't that fun?
Oh, everything is fun. Tons of fun.
But now, it's time to leave all this.
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about forever, Lynette
Whoa. Slow down - slow There, cowboy.
Listen, tonight's amazing.
I mean, I really feel like I met someone
An old friend that I never thought of I will see again.
Now that's natural You feel like that.
That's... that's the depth of our relationship
No, I didn't mean that.
But you... You have to do it feel inside,
a strong attraction for me
I'm sorry, Dmitri.
Only a few people Don't click
I mean, I have an amazing time.
I just feel like who I want to be and who you are,
they are very different
What about bumper cars?
No!
I don't think so.
I hate this place. I hate hill music.
I'm tired, and I'm hungry.
Time to go home.
Adam, what happened?
I think something is wrong
Chelsea: Then do something.
Are you...
Look at my eyes.
You are helpless against me.
You are mine, Lynette
Oh Boy.
Hello, Adam. Looking for me?
Ow.
Buddy, come on. Faster.
Now, what are you doing here?
I want you to go my own mother
But, Adam, I don't understand.
You call me
That's not true.
Not yours who sent the e-mail?
You are Wolfbane
Yes. I know.
All good vampire names have been taken by teenagers.
Now you listen to me carefully,
because I only will say this once
You left me alone.
Let me do what I came here to do
You've never made my mother fall in love with you.
You might be right,
but what your mother wishes is is not important now
Your mother is mine,
and there is nothing there is a snot nose 12 years
can do that
I am 13.
And I'm a vampire.
And if you want to stay alive,
You will remember that.
Heh heh heh heh heh.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Come on, Lynette. Go to.
Yes, we go.
What happened? Where is mother
They leave
Come on. We must follow them.
And what do you do?
We can't just give up.
Look, chels, he caught me.
He said if we chased him, we were dead And if not,
what happened to mother?
We tried everything.
We didn't try anything.
We upset him. That doesn't work.
Chelsea, he's a vampire.
And this is our family, Adam.
I mean, this is what you said in the parking lot.
Sometimes you have to try a little
if you want keep things together
Now, come on. You are a monster master
Well, maybe he will do it Take him to the nest.
Well, that's what will happen
in calculating krelski count.
He says where he lives, remember
Come on. I will call us a taxi.
Good.
Large.
Alright, here it is what I think
We know they don't eat.
They might be dancin '. They may not.
We don't know where they are,
but we know where they go
Where is that?
Return to his house.
And...
Do you know where that is, right?
I might be able to help me with that He likes very large houses,
old residence.
Does it ring the bell?
Um, near the lake.
All big old houses are out there
How did you get there?
Go straight.
This is good.
Your mother succeeded?
I don't live with my mother.
Where do you live?
Hotel.
Actually there are many hotels.
Your mother made you sandwich, Taylor?
My mother did everything.
Are you sure this where do you want to come out?
Yes. This is the place.
Match yourself
You know that about sending e-mail
to someone you don't know?
Yes.
Yeah, well...
You're right.
Listen, Adam, I just want you to know
that no matter what happens,
we are still family, you know
Even if it's fair You, me, and Taylor.
We are still family.
What are you talking about?
We must save mother.
You know something,
I don't care what other people say You are fine.
Well, thank you, Chelsea. You too.
Alright.
I don't think they are here yet.
I won't be too sure about that, chels What?
Good. We have to find Dimitri's coffin Why?
Now that's the problem. That's where he sleeps.
See, if you've taken the coffin, he won't touch mom Alright. I said we separated.
I'll go upstairs. You check the basement.
Uh, no
You check the basement. I will go upstairs.
Why don't we both go upstairs?
Whoa.
This is much bigger than I expected
What will we do?
Wait. Do you remember when you took the TV remote
and save it in your room?
Yes.
How do I get you to return it to me?
You stole my cellphone
Right, and cellphone is for teens what's the coffin for vampires
And mom is a remote.
Yes, grasshopper
Now help me lower this.
No!
Good. Here
all cellphones, analogy broken coffin
Wait a minute.
Lake. Perfect.
Come on, chel. Help me get this outside the window.
Alright. We have to go.
Will it find Dimitri?
This will point us in the right direction
Adam, they came.
Alright.
Let's this thing out of here
Listen to them.
Children of the night.
What music did they make
Welcome to new home, my dear
Man?
Adam.
Uh... are you mind waiting here
for a moment?
No!
That was fast. Ok, go hide
What will you do?
Just hiding Go! Go, go, go, go, go.
Hey, Dimitri!
Are you looking for something?
Give me back my coffin!
Why aren't you coming? here and get it?
Oh yeah. What am I saying
Vampires can't cross the water, right?
All right, unless of course they are in their coffins,
but I have your coffin here
Heh. Very bad.
you're sure think you can play a game with me
Oh, there is no game,
and the sun rises at 6:00.
Alright. What do you want?
Straight-up trading...
My mother to your coffin. One to one
No.
I have a better idea.
I get my coffin, and you can your sister.
Don't do it
Now, Chelsea is a little young to be my queen,
But, oh, she will be beautiful Vampire daughter
Isn't that so
All I have to do is stay here till morning
Hello? Peter, I'm a little busy now.
Give it to me.
Okay, alright.
You live out there as long as you like,
but when you do it finally row back,
You will not only be an orphan,
You will be an only child.
Alright. Hold it.
If I go back,
Will you let him go?
Forget me, Adam.
If you enter, I will let it go.
Alright. Hold it.
I need you to stay like that.
I'll be back.
Wait. I want to go with you
Not this time.
But I told you.
I can help.
The way you will help, Taylor, is to stay here.
OK?
Good now. Everything is just about back where it should be
We don't give up.
Now, Adam. We have an agreement.
Alright.
Can't say like I blame you
Actually I'm not planning to maintain My side is bargaining, fine.
What?
After what did you go through?
Ha. Impossible.
Leave him alone.
Van Helsing.
Wladislaus wallachia weyoden.
I can't say it's fun.
Oh, no, Van Helsing.
Pleasure will be mine.
Rahrr!
Ow!
It won't hold it back.
Come on your mom get out of here.
Come on, mom We have to go.
No!
Is there something like that? from the trick for this?
Rahrr!
Wood bets
How complicated.
No!
I should have finished you in Budapest.
Alright. It's better late than nothing.
Leave him alone.
Taylor, don't!
Listen to your sister, Taylor.
I said leave him alone.
Do you stand up for me?
You 8
8 1/2.
Oh yeah. That's vampire spirit
A room full of people,
and you are going to go with an 8 year old child?
Yes, good work. A real challenge.
You will be right Impress them with this one
at the vampire convention
Enough!
What's wrong with this family?
Don't you understand You're a kid I'm a vampire I have strength.
Yes, right.
Heh. Uh...
Oops Chels, help me.
Oh, he can't help you Unh.
And he can't help you No one can help you Because I'm a vampire!
Now, are you two? begin to understand What does that mean?
Mother?
Help, mother Please!
Help us. Mother, please wake up.
Wake up. Come on!
Mother, you have to wake up!
Mom is a little busy now.
Mother, please.
Help, mother!
Please!
Children Dear, honey, children.
We need you! Come on, mother
So, who will be the first?
Mother?
Helping!
You are.
Lynette.
Back off!
Silver-plated nails.
Mother!
Taylor!
You saved me No, you saved us.
How do you violate trans?
I don't know Only true love can break up with trans vampires.
That's what it is. No?
That's what it is.
I love you more than anything.
Hi.
Hello.
Van Helsing.
We almost met...
on the market.
Lynette Hansen.
Are you real Malachi Van Helsing?
On a good day.
And I'm sure I've met my partner Taylor Hansen.
Uh... what will happen happened to that person
Well, we need to bring it somewhere
with lots of sun.
He will go to my safe in the south pole,
and then this summer we will send him to Finland.
Now, the sun is up now.
I'm hungry.
Do you want to come for breakfast?
Breakfast?
Why not?
Sure.
Well, I never did it made them pancakes.
Have you tried it? with chocolate chips?
Already have them.
Then it's a date. Don't say date
Not dating
I'm not dating