They fight again!
Gosh.
Don't! Wait! That's my homework!
Don't! Stop it! Do not!
Is there a problem, sir?
Hey, nerdy!
If you are not a woman, I have already hit your face.
If you are not a girl, I already hit your face...
Do you call me a girl?
Once you call me!
You asked for it.
Now get out of here.
Forget them.
They are jealous because you are smart and funny.
And women like that.
Like what?
Most women.
I mean... I like you.
I don't like you. Now everyone thinks I need a woman to fight for me.
You're a bookworm.
My nose!
Coward!
Moe and Larry are at home.
Grant, what's the situation out there?
Everything is safe, sir.
Matthews, if you?
Collecting cans, sir.
I collect up to 75 cents
Hey, we take a taxi.
Enter Curly.
The Three Stooges.
Look, Ivan packs up.
Thank you! We have a bag.
Hart, wait for the visual confirmation.
There is no disk.
The suitcase is open.
damn woman are walking.
Hart, we can't see anything. We have to see the disk.
- this place there are two crooks! - Do something!
Excuse me.
Do you want more?
Yeah. Do you know? I benar² love this borscht.
Or, as they say in Russian:
We get the disk.
We enter!
Look down!
Put your hands where I can see!
Not English.
No one moves until I see the jerk "Lazhitsa na pol"!
Sir, he turned purple!
Hart, until we're safe, you stay there.
This one really is, really purple Russian skin, sir!
He is carrying a weapon! No one moves!
Hands up! Step aside!
No, sir. He will not die.
She's not good enough for that.
The victims don't choke on bean beans, don't you, sir?
Now you are cuffed.
Drop the weapon or kill him.
Ivan, back down.
You won't kill anyone.
The party is over!
How is your head, my little Piroshki?
This will make you rest long enough.
Call the ambulance here!
- Shut up! - Stay with me!
- I'm sorry. - Don't apologize. You did a good job!
Good work. See you there.
Come on, Hart. The van is waiting.
I saw Grant being shot. I should not move.
Come on, you make a choice.
That's a mistake, but never mind. It is over.
By the way, your look is a mess.
- Morning, Ny. Schwartz. Schnatzie. - Good morning, Gracie.
Hart.
Yes, sir.
ETA, 20 minutes.
No problem. Disturbance?
Yes, sir. Negative. No need for an assistant.
Ten-four. Yes, sir, I know it's hot.
Hey, you can't park...
This is an emergency. Important business.
Please, step aside. Thanks.
Important business. Please step aside
Hey, leave! I'm waiting here.
FBI. You might want to get out of here.
Excuse me. Sir, madam, please step back.
Alright. I ask for "eight double-tall .."
"Eight double-tall lattes." Only without foam.
Five "decaf lattes" with long straws.
Four caramel "macchiattos."
Two cups of coffee.
Two "blueberry scones" with small grains on it...
... and one Starbucks compilation CD.
No! I seem to like...
What happened? Where is McDonald's?
Can we issue AFB on my Frappuccino?
It's in my bag. Did he say something about last night?
Calm down. Don't bother him. Do not say anything. Don't argue.
I don't argue. Never. When do I argue?
Maybe I'm involved hot discussion with someone.
Is this what you don't argue with? Because you screwed it up.
Morning, everyone.
Morning, sir. That's...
sir.
Okay, everybody.
I understand all of you worrying about Grant's condition.
So I'm happy to report...
... Jerry will recover. He will come out from the hospital in two weeks.
He said he expected a lot of presents.
Okay, everybody.
So much good news. We have other news from Citizen.
Burning, explosives, poisons...
... this person never worked the same way twice.
The only thing we know for sure...
... is, we get a letter which is full of puzzles not understood...
... he attacked and suddenly the instructions made sense.
This person has worked for intelligence.
It's easy, we can precede it before someone gets killed.
Meanwhile...
... Matthews, form a team together.
Sir, do you want me to lead?
For five years you want that.
Last night, you got it. Choose your team.
I want to have 3 teams first. Only that.
sir...?
Who bought me breakfast?
Sir, I want to say about last night's incident.
I really don't follow orders...
"Really" following orders? There is no such thing.
You follow orders or not.
Instead of arguing, sir. There is no intention.
Until the trial, you got out of the field.
Sessions are really needed.
Isn't it better if I take care of Citizen cases?
I have a background in the profile and read the code.
- Forget - I can help.
Like you helped last night?
By placing yourself and 5 agents in danger?
I saved the rest for the review board.
You will bury yourself under a pile of documents.
Discussion complete.
Mike, give me a pint.
Bad day?
The worst.
Are you sure you want a glass?
Yeah. Give me a full glass, baby.
Hey, Einstein. If you know the Citizen letter, let me check it.
Congratulations on the operation. It was a heavy shot.
Thank you.
How are you? Are you okay?
I'm fine.
You started from today.
Yeah, I'll put on a face chip. Want to join me?
I want to, but I'm involved in an urgent social situation.
Beth!
Brownie meeting.
Mike, give me a beer and...
Milk. Give him milk.
Carbonated white wine.
Is everyone here an agent?
The truth is, this is the agent. Gracie Hart.
Beth Carter.
Right behind you.
Beth is a student at Vassar, working on a paper on law enforcement.
I helped him to look inside.
I'm sure he did the same as you.
Gracie, I'm very happy to know the point of view of women.
You barked at the wrong tree, right, Hart?
Do all women wear those really masculine shoes?
I got this shoe specifically from the person who tattooed my buttocks.
We leave you together Ben and Jerry, See you later.
- Nice to meet you. - Sama².
I hope you have fun at the mall.
Wohop is the place.
Wohop is good, but if you like various tastes, just go to La Chinita Linda.
Rice and vegetables are very spicy.
I don't want various flavors. I bought pork fried rice every...
Finally found it! I tried making a content-based pattern...
... which is similar to previous letters.
But this time, he marked it.
In this case, the word "miss"...
... in the next letter. Can I finish it first?
That's the Miss United States Contest.
Yeah. Intelligence also thinks so.
What do we get?
Miss United States in San Antonio, Texas, home to Alamo.
I forgot about the Alamo.
The contest was three days ago. Preparation, conference,...
... live television broadcasts. It was a logistical nightmare.
It's not just a pig festival.
Gosh, we only have 48 hours.
Okay, sir.
When do we start?
You might want to contact the network and the people in the contest. Organize meetings.
Because you might need their cooperation.
Yeah, I can do that. Let's do it.
What about the attorney?
Citizens have submitted to us from the beginning.
You might want to contact San Antonio.
Fill the vehicle so they are like us ... when you need labor and technology.
While I'm watching, let's do it.
A good idea.
He likes to create excitement. The target will appear in the public...
... like one of the open tests or TV broadcasts.
The television broadcast is in the meetinghouse.
We will need supervision around the interior.
We need a lot. There are millions of places...
... only bikini users can enter: stage area, hotel rooms...
We have to get someone there.
Yeah! Now I think of...
... incognito.
Good idea, boss.
I have to find a woman.
That's not anything. Look at this.
My daughter's penchant: "Dress Up Sally" site.
What did I say to you? Sexy, right?
Yeah, baby.
You have a little problem.
She's perfect!
Look left.
Down... down....
- That's it. - "Maternity leave"?
That won't work.
Not really, except that "Miss Lamaze contest."
Can you look for it?
Field agents for women under 35 years.
Jensen, Jensen!
Wait, wait, wait! I got it, I got it!
Oh, no!
Yes, that's right!
Do you think that's good? Look at this.
I have the winner here.
The score keeper is ready?
This is the best part.
She's right behind me, right?
Not my favorite color.
Sir, we are just...
... looking for someone to disguise during the contest.
And I'm the best you get.
It does not mean inspiring enough confidence.
Back to work.
- Hart, should you be at the table? - Yes, Sir.
Didn't you say anything? Make me look like an idiot.
Do I have eyes behind my head?
- Is he standing right behind me? - What should we say?
- What? - This one.
Are you kidding me? That's Hart.
Turn it off. Let's go back to work.
Very funny.
Wait a minute. That's not bad.
Wait a minute, not anything. Click the storage because you won't want to see it.
- What do you think? - Impossible.
Why not?
I don't want to march on the road wearing a bikini like a bimbo...
... named Gracie Lou Freebush, and wants world peace.
It's not like that.
You joined the disguise team.
Right. Wear "underwear".
In a bikini!
You did a butt-tightening exercise ... you can do it.
Do you know? Do it.
Is it because McDonald's hates me?
Or what is, like, femininity?
Don't lie to yourself. Nobody thinks you like that.
He punished me, right?
I have to beg him so he lets you do this.
That's right. Like it or not, you screwed it up, friend.
Sit down, sit down.
I never joined a beauty contest.
I don't even have a dress. No facial moisturizer.
Which part can surprise me?
We forgot about real life for a while...
... and pretending I agreed.
I have to do everything? Like...
... wearing a wig and dressing up and...
It's true.
Spinning, twirling, smiling, stride sweetly slowly.
One hundred dollars for Matthews.
I don't understand. He is always angry.
Let me take care of it.
Yeah, baby.
So you said...
... do I have to wear a swimsuit?
Yeah, you have to wear a swimsuit.
OK.
Good work, non.
Where should I put my gun?
As far as I know, there's no place.
What might motivate someone to join a beauty contest?
Scholarship money, opportunity to see the world...
... expand your horizons...
Join the navy. It's like feminism never exists again.
Every woman who does this is called serving the mentality of the Neanderthal misogyny
I dated Miss Scarsdale.
Can you really make it deeper?
Hard to believe, right?
Here it is.
Therefore, we told one of our teams to disguise.
What did I hear this right?
Kathy, these people want to put one of their agents _
... take part in the contest.
They want him to win?
No, madam.
We only want your help in judging...
... so our agents are in the top five...
... so you can enter all areas at any time.
- Of course not. - Miss Morningside...
... we understand the importance of this beauty contest...
Excuse me.
This is not a beauty contest.
This is a scholarship program.
And it's been there since my leadership.
I really intend to defend this understanding.
Of course, Miss Morningside.
We are here to protect girls. Woman.
Scholarships for women.
Nothing is more important to me than the safety of those girls.
I better cancel the contest than those who explode.
Especially without their knowledge.
We contacted the network for cancel, but they refused.
We can't force them.
I'm confused.
Which country come from for him?
All winners have been selected.
We recently found some information about Miss New Jersey.
And a little appearance in the Arma Get It On movie.
What is he like?
Oh, yeah!
He will retreat soon, if you know what I mean.
Do you think of the agent?
Sorry.
Let me get you Victor Melling's telephone number.
Frank.
He's our contest consultant.
Frank.
Maybe he can do something to help.
Frank!
This is my assistant, Frank Tobin.
Hi, everybody.
Can you help find these people Victor numbers?
And bring me cold water.
And tuck it in your shirt.
That, it is... water for you...
... and....
Victor Melling's number.
Mr. Melling.
How are you?
If you're Grace Hart, I'm out now from here.
The atmosphere of my hair is bad now.
The worst hair decade, really.
I'm Eric Matthews. We have spoken.
Your hair is good.
After all, I can't accept this job.
There's no way I can make this woman get ready in 2 days.
Please, Mr. Melling, give me a chance. Please sit.
Relax. Everything at the Bureau.
I think that's the most polite thing can do.
I tried checking rain. I have to look after the FBI items.
That's the thing I said about what I will do...
But I'll meet you later. We will go together. Do you like hats?
I'll bring you an official hat belonging to the FBI.
See you later.
Too bad.
- Are you hungry? - Yeah.
- Yes. - Yeah.
Always "yes", never "yeah". Sit down.
Miss United States is always talkative and polite.
Do you understand?
Look at his hand, kid
- Excuse me. - Nothing.
I have a feeling we will need a low cloth later.
Can I get another cabernet sauvignon?
Anything else for you?
- I'm fine, thanks. - It's okay, Philip.
So, how long have you been taking this training contest?
Sorry?
What is the question? I'm disturbed with a cow that is half chewing...
... rolling in into your big trap.
Excuse me? What's your business?
- Affairs? - Yeah.
I mean, yes. Do I offend you sometimes?
You're really mean to me the second time I walked in.
I've been the only one sought, consultant...
... the highest payment in the history of the contest.
I don't know.
Every season, girls beg me to train them.
Ten out of 11 years...
... my girls are crowned.
In the year we lost, the winner was a deaf-mute person.
You can't beat him.
Then...
... in '96...
... my girl froze like a puddle of water past her Aria from La Bohème.
After that, he said a reporter from the Contest Magazine...
... if I'm a perfectionist...
... the speech urged him into every inch of his soul.
Of course, after the article was published...
... nobody wants me.
OK. With all respect...
... why did Miss Morningside advise you?
Because I'm the best.
Or maybe because of someone else that has value has a constent.
They have southern beauty, _ their Midwestern peasant daughters.
Spunky Western shepherd girl.
And I have...
... Dirty Harriet.
Can you stop it?
Yeah.
- Yes. - Yes
Gosh.
I have never seen anyone walk like that since Jurassic Park.
It's been running for 30 years well for me, okay?
Road, now. Walk on
Don't look down, Don't look down.
Don't look down, look up. Your chin must be parallel to the floor.
Now walk. Street.
This is not Ice Capades.
Slide.
No, no. Don't raise your legs. Don't raise your legs.
Why are you raising your legs?
Because I got ready to run away.
Don't wait. Wait.
Look at me.
Slide. Launch.
See? Launch.
All of them wear hips. Don't I look beautiful?
It takes people who are really strong to walk like that.
Turn your waist.
Looks up, looks up. Keep on sliding...
I'm sliding!
Are you blind?
Damn it.
See how he walks. He is floating.
It's really rising from clouds to clouds...
... to heaven.
He sees one direction on the fake shelf...
... and will be sent back.
Look, he will cry again. "If only I have a brain!"
I don't seem to be entertained.
How is he?
With lots of intensive training...
... he will be ready to the best park trailer in the world.
Thank you!
Both hurt...
... and weird.
No?
God!
Mr. Vic, we have everything you ask for. When do we start?
Toothpaste, hair, manicure, pedicure.
Which one takes precedence?
What will you do with my teeth?
Moga, it can eliminate beer stains and leftover steaks.
Can I use Novocain?
Only for cleaning.
Sweeney Todd, what are you doing?
Your hair must be made according to the statement.
As long as it's not, "Thank you for the Country Music Award."
You will be lucky if I can decipher it.
No mercy.
Can I borrow the drill?
Attention. Attention.
All hair removal units, wax, electrolysis, laser...
... will start 2300 hours.
"Bikini wax."
Hey, how are you?
Have you ever seen this big one?
Sandwich, I mean.
Too much meat.
Thank you!
Nobody says this job is easy.
These earrings allow you to hear everyone in our frequency.
I don't need that. With all this foil, I will enter HBO.
This is a camera bro.
The lens is already there.
who will provide digital video to our contact person.
This is your new identity card.
Contest identity cards.
Gracie Lou Freebush?
I remember you liked that.
My IQ only drops 10 points.
More... smooth.
Eyebrows. There must be two.
Two coats, and a sealant.
Amazing.
Where is he? Is it possible for to wait so long?
Hart, is that you?
I wear a dress, wear gel in my hair, hasn't slept...
... hungry and armed. Don't mess with me.
I'm fine. Just fine.
Yeah, there he is. Mr. Vic, good work!
Thank you.
Gosh, I'm fine.
Okay, Gracie Lou, listen.
"Operation Thong" has begun.
Why don't you surprise yourself?
I know he likes that one.
Victor?
Try not to talk.
Victor!
Miss Morningside, if this is possible...
... you look more radiant than before.
Then I think that's a possibility. Hello ..
Hi.
Miss Hart ?!
I mean, Miss Freebush.
Victor, I see you really haven't lost your touch.
You look so perfect.
And you're just right for breakfast orientation.
Victor, did you bring the bags to the room?
It's been a long time since you were with us...
... but you remember how everything works.
One small mistake and I'm a waiter.
Ohio. Oh hi-yo!
Washington. The apples are good.
Original. You come with bring all of it yourself?
- Miss Greenbush! - I'm fine. I'm fine.
New Jersey? Welcome.
- Who is he? - Have you ever seen it before?
Oh, hey, New Jersey? This one is empty.
Thank you.
- I'm Cheryl from Rhode Island. - Hi, I...
Gracie Lou Freebush. I memorized the orientation pamphlet.
I know all 49 girls with their names and photos.
Fifty, including myself.
There is no picture of you there, so I know if it's you from a lack of photos.
What about the little song on the way?
I thought you knew the one I meant.
? From sea to shining sea?
? Like Lady Liberty?
? She reigns over all she sees?
? She's beauty and she's grace?
? She's Miss United States?
Entering the city of Barbie.
We hear and continue.
I like my job!
- Not bad to look at. - Not all.
There is our table!
I arrived here three days ago So I can...
see all bitch mama!
Not the cake!
Miss, I want you to get acquainted with Gracie Lou Freebush from New Jersey.
Karen Krantz, New York.
How are you doing, Jersey?
- Mary Jo Wright, Texas. - Hi there.
Belinda Brown, Tennessee.
- I like that! - Oh, yeah!
Leslie Davis, California.
Hey, non.
Dan Alana Krewson, Hawaii.
Aloha.
Aloha is for you too!
I want you all to know, I believe with the words in the sign on Alamodome.
We are all winners.
Hey, Hart! Do you think he's hungry?
Most importantly, we get the problem out there that is heard by people.
And it's an honor to successfully go this far.
Especially when you're from a small town...
that's true!
- Us Rhode Islanders... - I'm not done yet.
Does that sound me?
I'm sorry.
Why are you apologizing to him?
He drinks too much Coppertone.
- Are you talking to me? - Yeah, sure.
The question:
In Hawaii, don't you use "Aloha" for greetings and say goodbye?
Then?
If you're calling someone who doesn't want to stop talking...
... and you say "aloha," doesn't mean start again?
At least he thinks I'm funny.
Hart? Hart, can you hear me?
- What's wrong? - I do not know. This doesn't work.
- Has worked five minutes ago. - Who put it together?
Check one, check one...
Thank you very much. Thanks.
For the past 21 years...
... it has become an honor to serve as the leader of this contest.
And I know that this year will be our most exciting event ever!
I work for a genius partner.
After training and shooting, you can rest in your room.
Tomorrow we will begin preparation...
... guided by our host
... an institution from an American company, Stan Fields.
Thank you! Oh, thank you, Kathy!
Come on! Return to online!
- We are working on it. - We try.
Thank you, Kathy.
Isn't he exciting?
How did he do it?
I look in the mirror and say, "Who is the old man wearing my nightgown?"
And even though I'm retiring this year...
Don't cry about me... Alabama.
It's sad. He will retire.
He doesn't retire.
I talked to him this morning, and he called for that.
They fired him, looking for someone new and young.
I hope it's Ricky Martin.
God!
I'm sorry. My bagel was bitten and forgot to pray.
My God, forgive me...
... because I didn't pray before my bagel got bite and so it was.
Thank you very much.
Amen.
I hope I don't bother you.
Oh, no, I just, say...
... dress up.
I made my hot chocolate known.
My roommate is sleeping, or he starts drooling.
But do you want to enter?
I offered several other girls...
... but when they heard "Chocolate" they slammed the door.
They didn't give me a chance to say "not calorie".
This is for...
... world peace.
World peace.
Hot.
I'm sorry.
I have to tell you...
... I think it was really great with the way you solved that argument.
"Aloha, aloha."
That's why you will win.
You are very smart.
My parents don't like something striking.
And they really don't like fire.
Cheryl, I think you have a good chance like others to be winners.
Believe in yourself until you go this far, okay?
- Really? - Yeah.
You are really kind and very smart and very sensitive.
You will definitely win.
Yes, right.
Excuse me. I am in the middle of a REM bike here.
- Sorry. - Forgive me.
Impossible.
- What? - You took off your earrings.
- Vic needs you. - Now?
- I haven't slept in two days! - I'll give you a cake.
It's better for the big one.
You don't walk, float.
Get down softly, don't look down.
Look back and do it again. Don't even look down, okay?
thighs touching...
- Touching, not clenching. - I touch.
There is a gap between the knee and calf, your knee and ankle.
Now there is a big gap between the brain and my spinal cord.
This. Take this.
What, not an armed car?
It must be in my other dress.
What will you plan for your talent? Sing? Dance?
Chewing with your mouth closed?
I'll do whatever you want, Yoda.
God.
Agent Matthews!
- This woman has no talent! - Don't shout in front of him.
I was not told to prepare talent. I can't do it in the next five hours!
Wait a minute.
What are you talking about?
He will be on stage without anything being done...
... but convert oxygen to carbon dioxide!
You said you can't make her beautiful in two days, but she's beautiful.
Compared to when he had a previous car accident.
My job has been stated in the contract, and I have fulfilled everything.
- The talent you trained tomorrow or... - Are you threatening me?
- Listen to me, you rotten fruit! - How dare you, you cup cake!
I know something that can be done. I haven't done that since high school...
- You don't have sex on this stage. - I don't know if it's his choice.
this. I have to contact room service.
Miss Hart.
Please.
Thank you. And others.
Thank you.
Alright, alright, alright.
Happy, Nazi donut base?
I told you that Stan Field will be fired?
Let me handle it. You just concentrate to become Gracie Lou, okay.
And by the way, your job is good.
I think the evening dress looks...
- I bought it. - I know, you think I'm beautiful.
I don't think you're beautiful.
You think I'm beautiful.
You want to kiss me.
You want to hug me...
McDonald's is more feminine. I prefer to kiss it.
... love me. You want to hug me.
You want to kiss me.
Enjoy your night's rest.
Gracie, you look very tired.
Oh, he has a busy curfew.
I saw the man who stopped by the room.
Male?
- There shouldn't be a man in the room. - It's different on land.
Hold on, miss. We listen to other stories.
Do you sleep with the jury?
Oh, the man?
No, no, I dated him just for a moment because...
... he said he had an disease that could not be cured.
I didn't realize it was foolishness.
Oh, I know what it's like.
She's like a sad loser.
What I regret is that he's obsessed with me, but in some ways it's like, "Hello!"
"Stay ahead! Be yourself!"
His ego for this is very big.
But the equipment is very big!
Good disguise! We do it together.
Use this for sewing.
Back to work. Get ready for the Alamo.
Thank you. Thanks.
And welcome to Election of Miss United States...
... here on the beautiful and historic Alamo!
Preparation for what was promised to be...
... the day of amazing music, theatrical and talent dancing.
And after I'm done, You can see girls.
Oh, yes!
And now, we welcome together...
... for Miss Mary Jo Wright from Texas!
What is his talent, being a bartender?
I'll explain that it's not you who is responsible to make it make sense.
I hope I can explain...
... but there are no words.
Eagle Eyes.
You might want to check cowboy right at 1:00.
At 1:00 p.m. or 1:00 p.m.?
People use the White Stetson.
Many Stetsons are everywhere.
He moves. He moves.
- Towards the stage. - Hold it first, we'll check it out.
Friends, he has a gun. He has a gun.
Who is 20 at the shooter?
I'll take him out.
Wait for the appearance!
Pistol! Gun! Everybody look down!
It's better for them, doesn't it?
There is an oddity at the time Introduction of Miss United States...
... The New Jersey constent jumped from the stage...
... and dealing with a man in the crowd who tried to light a cigarette.
She's here with me now.
What do you think when you jump off the stage?
All active constants are involved in the tobacco dependency movement.
I think men will think twice before he turns it on again.
Certainly.
- Look, he has a gun. - Of course.
This is Texas, everybody has a gun.
My gardener has a weapon.
I don't have it.
My ancestors are Quakers.
Stan, please!
We assume that all men who carry weapons are suspects.
We have DNA test results.
The envelope from Citizen was licked by a woman.
There will never be DNA before.
The men slipped, or I could say "that woman."
This doesn't make sense.
Your people don't know at all.
If I run a contest like this, we will hold it in someone's basement!
Every operation has a failure.
As far as I can see, he's still with us.
God!
Can I borrow Miss Hart for a moment?
Sure.
Just a moment.
We are only for a while. Chat about shopping.
Hair, gel, mousse.
Listen, I know I've made a mistake. Forgive me.
I've fought all my life dealing with people like you.
People think about us _ a group of worthless leaders.
You know what I mean.
Feminine...
... intellectual...
... crazy woman.
I refuse to give it for their cynicism.
That's why I dedicated my whole life to this scholarship.
No one will drop it.
Not for this year.
You're blocking, I'll kill you.
Do you understand?
Yeah.
- Yes. - Yes.
Frank!
The interview is the most important part of the contest
Can contribute 30% of your total value.
What about 70%, cleavage?
Is this your idea to end it in the hall?
Listen. Liberace found herself wearing a beautiful evening gown.
McDonald's contacted. He saw the commercial anti-cigarette Hart action. He is on his way.
Good, perfect. I hate him for firing me over the phone.
I can't believe this!
It will be very bad.
Impossible.
I have something to do. I will go to practice.
We will go on duty tomorrow.
Alright.
Hands folded...
... ankles crossed.
Neck up!
And remember, smile.
Cheap smile wearing a crown, losers will always be sullen.
I really like to hurt you now.
As long as you smile.
Now...
Why is New Jersey called...
... State park?
You can't enter "Oil and Petrochemicals refinery" on the license plate?
I don't appreciate your immaturity...
... when I do my hard work.
What's the problem? It's been fixed, I'm in the Best Five.
Congratulations, for me.
Is that enough? Are you proud with yourself, in the presentation?
I'm an FBI agent, okay? I don't play monkey wearing high heels.
You're human too, and that's not complete at that time!
Putting friends and relationships, You have sarcasm and a gun.
Oh, do I have sarcasm?
Where does every word that comes out from your mouth spout and disgust?
That's because I'm sad, angry, and it works for me.
I have never been in touch because I don't want it.
And I have no friends because I work 24-7.
And you don't know why I use my own way.
Like our interview practice, why are you using your way?
None of your business.
The judge may have never heard that before.
There's still a lot of work here.
No, we are done.
Done?
- Give me 20 minutes to Matthews - Understandably he's in the pool.
"How are you feeling with controlling the gun?"
Kind of.
I guess so you know I'm out. Take care of yourself.
Wait. Wait a minute.
- What do you mean? - I mean, you chose the wrong girl.
Okay, then?
I don't need this now.
That's what I said! I really screwed it up there!
My feeling is like I'm not a real agent anymore.
I mean, Vic said this is very...
I don't care what he says, do you know? I do not care.
Because I work...
... and I enjoyed it. You work, right?
Yeah, I work. We all work.
Then what's wrong with me?
My date. I know everyone thinks I've never dated for 10 years.
Is that what you think?
I thought about your date.
Just as I thought.
But the second time messed up.
I don't even care. All I want to do...
... is my job.
For the past three days I felt like I was lost.
I've waited five years to carry out my own mission.
- Did I choose the wrong girl? - You chose me...
... because I look good and not on maternity leave.
No, that's why they let me choose you. Know why?
- Lose the bet. - You're smart...
... and funny and you get along easily when you're not armed.
Resting yourself and reducing Vic's weakness.
Because if they see that I see, then...
... they will love you.
So, what do you think?
I don't want to let you down.
Good, because that's what I want to hear.
To be honest, maybe I will disappoint you.
But I will try my best.
Don't break the dress.
Oh, Vic will kill me.
You're in big trouble.
Why? You fell.
- You're beautiful when wet. - Shut up!
Whoa, friends, Hart in the dressing room. Come on².
- Did you see the girl's feet? - Who is your father?
It's better if the candy jar!
Spinning.
Open.
This man seems like an inch from death!
But there is always a way!
- Turn it off. Nothing else is seen. - What do you mean?
He's a federal agent.
I think it's time to apply to my local Hooters.
Hemorrhoids ointment? You think the jury will see it up close?
This is for your eye bags.
Really?
Good, hair spray. Finally there is something I recognize.
What are you doing?
This will stop spasms at your feet.
Which seizures?
Just open it!
That's enough!
Why are you making it so difficult?
I can know the situation that will embarrass you.
Why does Georgia wear a chiffon bikini and I have to wear this ?!
If you can do it, then you can convince everyone that you are here.
To each place, everyone! Come on!
Calculation of the Beginning of Swimwear for 15% of the total value...
... and a test of elegance, athleticism and calm...
... of every beautiful woman.
The last time I was naked in public, when I came out of the womb.
I don't have breasts, my thighs... still wearing muumuu
I have avoided this experience throughout my life.
And here it is. You have to act like Zen.
Listen to your breath, feel your heart...
... think of the Dalai Lama.
Texas!
Rhode Island!
New Jersey!
Dalai Lama, Dalai Lama, Dalai Lama...
New York!
California!
I can only say, peace in the world.
Certainly, peace be upon the world.
That's easy. Peace in the world.
Peace in the world.
What are the most important things that our community needs?
That would be a tougher sentence for parole, Stan.
And, peace in the world.
Thank you, Gracie Lou.
And thanks, Stan.
Cheryl Frasier from Rhode Island.
That was impressive. Are you drunk?
Glad you enjoyed it. Now excuse me, I have to go spread my smile.
We got instructions
- blood test? - From photos.
Cheryl Frasier, with members radical animal rights groups...
-... involved in bombing. - That's why he is always calm.
He fits the profile: loner, irritable.
Cheryl, Cheryl?
Express the date of your good day.
That's difficult.
I can say April 25...
... because the day wasn't so hot. and not so cold.
All you need is a thin jacket.
Now, there are very tough criminals.
Maybe he's just an accomplice, or maybe a connection from inside.
That's why you have to find out.
How is it?
Buddy comes to him, you know, huddle.
- Huddle? - Yeah, huddle.
Sorry, I really don't understand.
Feet in wax, fake orgasms, Inability of men to do.
Why don't you chat with him?
Imagine that he is me and you want to know, but I don't want to talk about it.
What will you do?
Do you want me to beat him?
Why don't you chat with him?
Okay, forget it. I want to go.
Put it back in your ear.
I can't say "meet" with the man in my mind.
I can't even do it in my mind.
Huddle.
God!
Hey, Rhode Island, how are you?
Why are you asking that? You heard my interview.
I'm like a Rain Man woman.
Oh, no, certainly not Rain Main.
Definitely not Rain Main.
Enter and take an evening snack with me and us...
... can huddle.
Are you crazy? We can't bring pizza and beer!
Do you know how many calories are you talking about?
This is a light beer and anyway also he will refuse.
Come on.
Come here. There is no?
No one took it? There is no?
Alright, I'll...
... sit here. You return to your bike...
... and I'm sitting here with very large pizza, cheese pizza.
Oh, look at the cheese.
Cheryl, no.
at least sprinkled with grated.
First step, pizza. The second step, the stick that lights up...
I think we will need a lot of pizza.
I want to drink again!
We will get the drink.
Anyone want more, Miss²?
- I can't do anything else! - Yes, you can!
This is very strange!
This is the third time and I don't feel anything!
Really?
Like when I answered my interview.
Don't worry, we will all be messed up.
You know, I also have a good answer to that question.
I think dating for the best must be a man...
... who invited me to have a romantic dinner.
Then walk along the beach without bare feet, discuss books,
... music and movies²!
No wonder you're a virgin.
Time to paint. Come on
No, my contact.
- We're just here. - I want more pizza.
We will take pizza and beer again.
Have fun!
- This is very fun. - Yeah, fun.
These pleasant things are illegal.
Speaking of illegal, are you ever, say...
... committing a crime?
Yes!
Yes, I have.
Tell me.
I once stole the red underwear from a shop.
My mother won't buy it!
He said it was Satan's underwear.
- Just that? - Yeah.
Oh, there's one more thing on my campus...
... with my campus lecturer.
One day I went to his office. He said he wanted to discuss the paper I made.
He wants to discuss the paper, right?
Hey, can I get one of these tubes?
Yeah, can we get another tube?
However, he attacked me.
Cheryl, didn't you report it?
No, I never said to anyone before.
I know what happened all the time.
No, it doesn't have to be! Cheryl, you don't have to.
There are many moves that I have to show you.
Really?
Yeah! Come on, stand up.
I want you to put up horses.
I'll leave the chair aside.
Now if someone comes to you...
He really destroys.
We must restore it before Miss Morningside know.
Kathy kicking ass with something.
I do not think she ever in gossiping like that.
Say again?
A year he joined the contest he was ranked second.
But then the winner is mysteriously known as food poisoning.
Bizarro!
No, Stan said he got a letter a few weeks back from the network...
... and they fired him too!
He threw his chair out of the window!
We have to move. Come on
There are 20 people here waiting for confirmation.
Don't say that I don't understand.
I hate when I don't see wet paint marks.
Stop it. Hear.
- Can't hear you, switch to my earpiece. - I have a clue and it's not Cheryl.
Forget it. They captured Citizen.
What? Where?
Confirmed.
He hid in a hut in Nevada.
In place it has enough C4 to make a new Grand Canyon.
Let's pack and get out of here.
Sir, I need to talk to you. Just a second of your time.
Listen to me for a moment.
I think the situation is absurdly responsible and our arrival must continue.
Is there paint in your ears? We have caught the person!
I respect your words. I will say the same to me...
... but what if we are wrong?
What if Citizen doesn't send? What if it's a copycat?
The letter itself does not follow a normal pattern.
The language scheme is not as usual...
... and the DNA says if it's a woman!
Maybe he has a girlfriend to lick the envelope.
I think we have a reason to watch over Morningside.
Why don't you copy the clothes which are like Bavarian fruit cakes?
Your reason for dragging myself from here...
... and I don't want to hear it again!
Of course you're right, sir. No more words.
Thank you.
But he will be fired this year, and he didn't tell us.
You have enough problems with the review board.
Yeah, but when he was in the contest, was the only reason he won...
... because of the winner of food poisoning. How is "Bizarro" like that?
"Bizarro"?
He threatened me. According to Mary Jo, he has a history of crime.
Who is Mary Jo?
Did you get information from the pajama party?
Do you want to shut up?
You have enough to cover our mouths.
Is there any reason to prove Morningside?
No, sir.
There.
I asked permission to stay with a small contingent.
Denied
Then I ask permission to stay alone.
You know no, I don't care what you will do. you want to stay, stay!
But as an ordinary citizen. Return your badge and weapon.
Everything, I suggest we start packing.
What?
Don't look at me like I betrayed you.
Betrayal implies action. You stand there.
You have nothing to continue.
I know everyone thinks I'm a messer.
But I feel like I'm in the right place at the right time.
I have to protect the girls. That's my job.
Some follow orders.
Some use my mind. Exit the rulebook...
I like books. I like to know what I can and can't do.
You're not the only person who lives with this job.
I want to stay like this for the next 20 or 30 years.
Gosh, Hart.
Take a break.
Of course, rest.
What are you doing?
Don't do it.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
I don't believe it!
Hi, Ma.
Don't do it!
Seats are crawling in the shadows. Your father always does that.
Ma.
This won't work.
Why, of course this will work.
The FBI catches Citizens. We don't have anyone who wants to be placed!
Okay, bad luck.
But what about all the other letters from terrorist groups that threaten us?
"Women's Liberation Fighters."
"Islamic Jihad." They don't really like the swimwear competition.
One of them could have installed a bomb.
When do we get them?
I just finished writing for them.
Same as Citizen letters.
You're a genius.
No, Frank. I'm just annoyed.
Nobody will fire me and run away from this problem.
They are the latest, great shows...
... they will get it.
Ma, you're a little crazy.
And you're a little careless.
Tuck your shirt. I don't want to say it again.
Let's go home, honey.
Ma?
Oops.
- Need help, boss? - I could.
Okay, Vic. Dress me up.
Hair, makeup, coat, whatever you're doing. Shiny things...
Where are you going?
your agents, McDonald insists that I go, or I will not be compensated.
No. After the best 10! I really am alone.
The FBI is gone, it is not certain. I need you!
Not anymore. The cocoon has hatched.
I took women without "smidgen of estrogen"...
... and make a princess.
- Come on. - I've never been so proud of myself.
Or...
... any girl who already kulatih.
You are a unique benar².
If I ever have a child, I imagine that he will...
... like you.
That's why I never gave birth.
I really have something a strong feeling will happen to these girls.
You have to stay for me. Please
I can't.
But I can leave you this. Already I keep for tonight.
It's your size, I'm sure.
Good luck, Gracie Lou.
An honor.
There is no humiliation today?
You're the Don Ho.
Did anyone see Gracie? I can't believe he missed his dress practice.
Maybe he can't handle the pressure. He ate four pieces last night.
We have all seen the performance evaluation. He won't be able to get the best 10!
I had a beautiful dream until I fell asleep.
- Do you need help? - No, I'm fine.
I want to know which one this one...
... lipstick.
Miss²!
Good luck, Miss²! Keep maintaining. Come on!
Looks pretty, miss.
Can you go back to your mother ship?
As long as you go with me, Tex-Ass.
Come on, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, Texas...
I can't open this damn bottle.
Have a good show. Are you happy?
Where are you going?
I forgot my bra. Wait a minute, I'll be back.
Re-broadcast.
Starting at five, four, three...
For the 75th time Miss United States... Contest Contest
... broadcast live from San Antonio, Texas!
Good. I use one of them at home.
And the guide for the show tonight, Stan Fields!
Good night, ladies and gentlemen!
And welcome to night beauty, talent and balance.
I forgot about the founder...
... Kathy Morningside!
- Hello, Kathy. - Stan, you're charming.
But you forgot to mention "extraordinary intelligence"
I'm really stupid. How can I miss it?
Which will help me to announce the best 10...
... selected based on their performance during the audition this week.
This is the envelope.
Thank you, Scott. Miss, hold your breath.
Hawaii!
And we follow it. Come in for that reaction.
- And the second. - Continue second.
California!
New York!
Alaska!
Texas!
New Jersey!
Oh, shit!
Oh, it's so funny.
It must be painful.
But he stood up and continued.
And finally but not the last, Rhode Island.
And here they are! The 10 best finalists of the year.
10 best chosen.
We will come back again with the Swimwear Competition tonight.
I checked Kathy Morningside.
- Anything else? - As long as it's not a ticket.
Local model. Beautiful contestant, contest director, loved mother.
- Is she married? - Widow. Child one.
It's quite touching, like a ferret that obeys humans.
- Do you know the child? - You must know. He is Frank.
- Assistant? - Fuck Frank?
The only one.
He never mentioned anything. Is there more from CCH?
There's nothing about Frank Tobin.
There will never be. The name is Morningside.
He changes it to cover the evil treatment.
Wait. How do you know?
I have participated in this contest for many years.
I can surprise you with personal details that I know a lot.
Good job! You too.
I have something.
I can't...
You eat pizza, steal underwear, and wild.
We are working on this, remember?
You will be fine.
- Can I see your ticket? - Federal officer.
I'm with him.
Sir, you can't enter...
Victor!
She's with me.
Wait. I'm not "with him", with him.
Come on, muffins.
Thank you! He will certainly burn me.
Now you can wear Satan's underwear!
- Hey, Hart. - What are you doing here?
I think you might be right. Frank is the child of Kathy Morningside.
Embarrassing, Frank the brash?
He uses another name. I'm heading to the new CCH.
DUI, attacks, and even making weapons.
Will we report it?
McDonald's doesn't want to hear this. Now only the two of us.
Good show, Mr. Tobin.
Next to you, New Jersey.
I want to take my glass.
Hey! You absorb my talent!
You must be able to reach the five best!
- Can you whistle? - Not!
- Little applause? - Not!
I have a girl who can reset furniture.
You said everything I had was sarcasm and a gun.
Indeed and a right "hook".
And now, the musical talent of Gracie Lou Freebush
Good evening.
The program says I should have played a glass of water for you...
... but the girls get dehydrated.
There are no glasses of water?
Do you want me to fill it with a sponsor?
No, stay with him. Just do it.
I believe there is no woman who should be given no knowledge of self-defense,
So in order to show it to you, I need a little help here.
I want to invite my assistant, Eric Bob.
Don't need to be replaced? Follow him. Stay with him.
... ways to cause damage with a little power.
Many cases, your attacker might come to you with multiple attacks.
Use your elbows and push.
This will cause the nose to break and your attacker's eyes will tear...
... gives you a chance to escape.
Alright. Just say your attacker came from behind you.
Attack me!
Little Eric looks a little scared,
Maybe he needs a little applause.
He kicked his ass!
You will be the best princess ever.
Thank you, that was very pleasant.
Miss², give Lori room to breathe.
Leave, now.
You need powder.
You don't have to hold his photos all night Gosh, it's a shame.
Frank!
Bring this to the experts. Look at if you see polishing it.
If all else fails, try with four sensitive body areas.
But remember to "sing."
S-I-N-G.
Solar Plexus, Instep, Stomach, legs,
... Nose, Groin! ... nose, on thighs!
"Sing"
The sign is Stan.
Welcome to the Garden State!
When we return, we will soon find out who is lucky to enter "Final Five."
Let's find Frank.
To the left. I take this side.
No. Evening dress, now
Miss²! This is the time, five of you...
... it will be one step further using the crown.
And one of the five...
... is...
... California!
Leslie Williams is a music student.
He believes in the miraculous power of music. Like opera, reggae...
... and, like girls are native to California, the Beach Boys.
Rhode Island!
Cheryl Frasier is a science student. The field is...
... nuclear breakdown with the smallest part in the basic particle.
Nebraska!
For Kelly Beth Kelly, The whole world is a stage.
Theater students...
... he helped run a drama program for underprivileged children.
New Jersey!
Gracie Lou Freebush hopes to become a pediatrician.
Gracie, it's you. Move on!
His hobbies include skating, ballet water...
... and shower with foam, very long.
Go ahead, Gracie Lou.
And our fifth finalist:
Texas!
Mary Jo Wright, psychology student.
His free time, he uses to work in homeless shelters ... and love Mexican food.
Thank you, miss. You are the greatest.
I want all lesbians to know...
... if I can get the best 10, you can too!
Bring it out to Brooklyn! Yo!
Take him out of there!
Return to Stan!
Tina, I love you, baby!
I love you, Karen!
And we will be back together our five lesbian finalists. Interview.
Bumper. Sponsor. Can we say "lesbian"?
Are you having a problem with that?
On the one hand, America is like a big boat.
When we work together and respect others...
... that's when the boat will go home safely.
Amazing answer.
Fuck.
New Jersey.
As you know, many consider...
... The Miss United States contest is outdated and anti-feminine.
What will you say to them?
Yes, God.
I have to say. I've been one of them...
And then I come here...
... and I realize that...
... these women are smart, extraordinary people...
... who just wants to try to make a difference in the world.
We are really good friends.
I know we are all quiet, hoping that the others will go home and bow their faces...
Wait a minute! I did it!
For me, this experience has become one of the most valuable...
... and free my life experience.
Gosh.
I taught him.
And if anyone...
... anyone...
... who tried to hurt one of my new friends...
... I'll bring them out.
I will make them suffer greatly, and hope they have never been born.
And if they run away, I will hunt them.
Thank you, Kathy.
Damn, it starts shining, then the mouth.
Helped if you pull it out.
Good luck, Miss²
I want to rub the crown for good luck.
Frank took it so he could polish it.
Don't worry, I'll give it when announcing the winner.
God! The crown!
Yes, indeed. You can feel it now...
No, no, no!
Not... it's inside...
Final Position.
Yes. Wearing a crown. Be a Crown. You're the crown.
And now, it's the time for beauty actually.
Envelopes, please.
What?
Many are tense.
4th place is...
... California!
The third position is...
... Nebraska!
- Am I in danger here? - Wait here.
Second place is Texas!
Drop it!
I'm serious! Drop it!
Here it is.
It's time
One of you two will wear his crown.
Listen to me!
I'll take my badge slowly.
You did, and you will die.
First place winner...
... whoever is the winner, for whatever reason...
... he cannot fulfill his duties:
New Jersey! and that means...
... our Miss United States is:
Don't use the crown.
Rhode Island, Cheryl Frasier!
Don't use the crown. Believe me.
She's beautiful and elegant.
She's the daughter of 50 countries, is elegant and charming...
He is the Miss United States.
Hold your crown high,
Raise to the sky,
Jersey goes on a rampage!
Get him off the stage!
Hold your crown high,
Raise to the sky,
He ran to the stage,
He loves his environment,
He is friends with everyone he met...
She's beautiful and elegant.
She's the daughter of 50 countries,
elegant and charming...
He is the Miss United States.
Gracie!
He is the Miss United States.
OK.
Good program, everyone.
I'm right in the middle of the song!
You don't have anything to me. It's so ridiculous...
Wherever you go, they will like to meet a former beauty princess.
When he said "meet", he interpreted M-E-A-T.
Miss Hart, you don't understand.
All my mistakes are trying to make the world a more beautiful place.
Look at yourself.
When I met you, Dennis Rodman looks better wearing a dress.
But you are now a princess! I did it.
Vic does it, and the federal care team is very special...
... and people who make me beautiful.
Enter into the car.
You think you saved something.
Everything you do is just to destroy the dreams of young women throughout the city.
Will their dreams explode?
You have good reason during the psychological defense.
I paid for it!
Beauty queens for years and what do I get?
Dismissal! They stole my life, _ stole my beauty contest.
This is not a beauty contest. This is only a scholarship program.
Yeah, yeah.
"Yes."
Enjoy just running the Miss San Antonio Penitentiary Contest!
Can you? Women's Penitentiary...
That will work.
I will follow.
So what does it feel like?
Throwing a rule book out of the window?
Pretty good, actually.
I just thought...
... if we go back...
... after we write our report and you go crazy again...
... can we possibly have dinner?
What? You asked me to date?
No. Just ordinary dinner.
If we happen to have sex after that, forget it.
You feel I'm beautiful.
You want to date me...
... make love to me and marry me.
Some of you will miss this.
High heels. They do something for my posture.
I suddenly realized and was proud of my breasts.
- Funny, me too. - Agent Matthews! Gracie!
Thank God you're still here.
There is an emergency.
Someone found some type of blasting device.
Come on, hurry up!
Excuse me. The FBI.
He saved the contest, saved our lives, and he is here!
That won't work for me.
I can't go up there!
This is the idea, Gracie Lou.
I will never take you here unless you can shoot someone.
You will get it yourself, Henry Higgins.
Come on!
Ladies and gentlemen, agent Gracie Hart from the FBI!
Don't hurry up!
Because even though you're a federal officer...
... for us, you will always be Gracie Lou Freebush.
Good, sweet, cool girl in the contest...
... and Miss Congeniality this year!
I don't know what to say.
Except for...
... I can't wear this while working.
I never thought anything like this would happen to me.
I hope it won't happen. But now it has happened...
... I just want to say that...
... I'm very...
... really appreciate.
And...
... moved.
And...
... really touched.
And...
... I really want a peaceful world.