"ADANK DOANK" "Wong Cilegon"
In the country of Sparta...
When babies born...
Elders will check if there is a defect.
Ah. </ P>
If there is a defect...
the baby will be rejected. </ P>
And if the baby...
is of Vietnamese blood...
Brangelina will take it. </ P>
Cute, huh? </ P>
Watch Leonidas...
Ah-ooh! </ P>
... A perfect Spartan. </ P>
Since childhood...
Leonidas already taught to fight.
Come on, little bastard! Come on! </ P>
You can't beat me. </ P>
You will never be able to be a Spartan. </ P>
Accept this, Grandma! </ P>
Aah!
He has been tortured, taught not to know pain.
Tell me, Mr. Bond...
what is the account number? </ P>
Who is Mr. Bond? </ P>
I'm Leonidas. </ P>
You're testing my patience, Double-Oh. </ P>
But I'm not Double -
Oh! </ P>
Little Miss Sunshine! </ P>
Oh, oh -
This is delicious. Oh -
Right. Yeah. </ P>
No, no, no. </ P>
Mr. Bond, introduce Captain Adorable. </ P>
Smart dogs. </ P>
Smart dogs. Who is smart? </ P>
Leonidas is sent to the wild...
to learn to survive.
He fights the cold of snow...
holding back hunger.
Without mayo?
This is bullshit!
Wild animals lurk Leonidas...
with bright red eyes like fire from hell.
Geez, your feet are very happy.
What are you laughing at, stupid?
I'll push my big feet onto your butt...
- Stupid - Good penguins. </ P>
Where are you going, coward? </ P>
I'll make you my prostitute, Leonidas.
Lick my heart.
Now eat a hole my penguink.
Taco Bell it can't sit properly.
Oh, smell!
Ha! Eat it. </ P>
You're dead, Leonidas. </ P>
Say "How are you?" to Anna Nicole for me. </ P>
Damn! I'm stuck! </ P>
Oh, there's a penguin pinned! </ P>
Please! Please! </ P>
Oh! My ass! </ P>
My butt hurts! Oh! </ P>
Mengapa kau memperlakukanku seperti itu?
Come on, man, I can stab you.
We can talk about it.
I'll suck your dick!
And the child released to wild...
has returned as King!
Breasts.
Sign it?
It's also original.
p>
Yes!
Marry me?
What is that?
My virginity belt combination number.
Oh -
Leonidas!
Leonidas is happy.
He married Margo, and gave him a son.
And life in the country Sparta is going well. </ P>
Yes! Yes! Good! </ P>
Thank you, Father. </ P>
Give me your hand. </ P>
Remember, kid. A kstaria...
must learn to take a punch. </ P>
Fight with your brain;
Huh?
Give him the style of pole nail, honey.
Style of nail pole?
That's just my son.
My queen
No!
- Captain. - No!
I see Leonidas forming a candidate for our King of Sparta...
being a man.
I remember when my father usually beat me.
Traditional entrance ceremony.
No. My father is a drunkard. </ P>
Ow! </ P>
Envoys from Xerxes await, my king. </ P>
Greetings, Leonidas. </ P>
Greetings, Messenger. <
What the hell is that?
What?
You just kissed me!
That's how the Sparta man greet each other.
Clapping hands for women...
and kissing with mouth open to men.
Ooh.
Aku mengerti.
What do you understand?
Uh... you have...
"free society" here.
Yes. </ P>
It doesn't mean that anyone is wrong with that. </ P>
I like big black people. </ P>
Yeah. </ P>
Come, messenger, we are going. </ P>
Xerxes Agung has ruled the world...
with his great Persian forces...
and has determined the last colony -
Sparta.
Let's talk on the edge of Big Death Hole.
Okay.
Xerxes is a good King...
he offers...
choice of peace rather than war.
There is no blood dripping...
as long as you guys, Spartan men are willing to build their pyramids...
and your women become sex slaves...
and your children...
works in his workshop...
makes Nikes shoes.
It's reasonable.
I'm sure you...
think so, Advisor Traitoro.
Tell Xerxes...
... to bring the request...
and throw it away!
What's this?!
What? </ P>
No. </ P>
Friend, your wife is sexy. </ P>
This means war! </ P>
Hey, hey, hey, just relax , take it easy.
Uh, we already have San Francisco...
and West Hollywood.
We don't need Sparta.
I just say to Xerxes "don't go." </ P>
Kick him. </ P>
This is crazy! </ P>
Crazy? </ P>
This is Sparta! </ P>
Why did you do that? </ P>
Dia mau mundur.
My lord, he will say to Xerxes that Sparta...
is not for them. So, whatever you do...
don't kick him into the Death Hole. </ P>
Stop kicking people into the Death Hole. Really! </ P>
I don't know why you...
always blame me on everything. </ P>
I'm an adult and responsible. <
Look at me. I'm breastfeeding my baby.
Sometimes I give him fried milk.
I call it milk soda. </ p >
Similar to ASI, but fried.
And you just put it in your mouth.
He likes it. It's not like that, honey!
I'm a smart shopper. </ P>
I get all this equipment in the alley of a Mexican woman. </ P>
Bidding / i>
Shopping
Why does everyone think I'm screwing up?
Damn! Do I look crazy? </ P>
Oh...
My God! </ P>
Oh, shit! </ P>
My palimony is gone! </ P >
K-Fed doesn't have it.
K-Fed, come back to me!
Please? I'll let you in in my skirt. </ P>
That's the K-Fed boyfriend. </ P>
Oh yeah! </ P>
Ah-ah-ah, yeah !
Ooh-ooh-ooh!
Yeah!
I'm not gay!
Leonidas. </ P>
Ryan Seacrest? </ P>
How does that kick feel? </ P>
Let's hear what the judges say. </ P>
- Randy? < - Yo, Leo, friend...
I don't feel anything from that kick, friend.
I don't know what happened, man .
For me everything doesn't matter.
- I mean, normal. - Paula?
Leonidas...
You...
makes me move. </ p >
Y -
I'm not -
Simon?
Leonidas...
I think that kick...
is really scary.
Oh... Simon -
In fact, I've seen better kicks...
of an old donkey.
Oh -
I'm not talking about you, Paula.
Sorry, Raja...
but your trip ends here.
Oh, scram you!
What are you...?
I'm out!
Very good, my lord. </ P>
It's time to consult pastors. </ P>
Pastors in ancient times are king's advisers. </ P>
Lickers strange, their advice based on bribes.
Oh. Oh, Oxy 10. </ P>
Oh, Neutrogena. </ P>
This is SPF. </ P>
Full day protection. </ P>
Look at this.
Exfoliator with alpha hydroxy.
This is good for you, Glenn.
Rub it all over the surface of your disgusting face.
What do you want, King Leonidas?
Ancient Pastor...
I need your guidance.
I'm gathering 300 warriors to fight Persia.
I will attack them from behind.
Here, here.
And I'll lock...
... and attack them from the front!
What?!
What are you laughing at?!
It's nothing.
What's funny?!
Look, this is what you need to see!
This is a battle formation!
Temp formation...
He called it that!
It looks like backstage Elton John concert!
Stop! This is not funny! </ P>
This is a serious problem! </ P>
There are no Spartans fighting...
without consulting first...
to fortune tellers!
Priests only choose Sparta girls...
the most beautiful ones to become their fortune tellers.
Oh -
Bad guy Betty?
He has a great personality.
Eww!
I see it like Jabba the Hutt.
For me it's sexy.
Oh -
See what's going on...
labwana no-cho dame.
"Fo & apos; shizel my nizzel."
"Save the cheerleader... save the world."
"what does the water bag say?"
What?
"What does the breast lubricant say?"
What?
He walk into it.
What do you mean? I don't understand.
Fighting against Persia you must die.
You
What?!
He looks like a Ken doll!
Cold!
Tommy Lee?
Shaq?
Borat?
Oakland Raiders?
Why is my king so nervous?
I can't sleep.
I'm thinking about that war.
You're still thinking about what is said to be a fortune teller?
There is only one woman you have to hear�
Oprah.
Your wife?
Right, right.
How will I be able to...
facing the court of public opinion?
Harry Knowles on the show "Ain & apos; t It Cool News"...
says this movie is just a cheap piece from 300 films.
Even though the fortune teller doesn't support you, I still support you.
Also the Spartans.
This might be our last night together.
Do you want to do it?
As if it was the first time you did it.
... 97... 98...
. ..99...
100! </ P>
Defeat my record. </ P>
Captain. </ P>
My lord. </ P>
You've gathered my troops who are ready for...
fighting to the death for Sparta's freedom? </ P>
Yes, Your Majesty. </ P>
I want 300 people. </ P>
It seems like this... is lacking. </ P>
Only these strong people are compatible with...
your specifications .
"A person with dark Mediterranean skin typical Mediterranean...
" body sexy... "
and, uh...
Yes?
"... well blessed. "
Haawoo! Haawoo!
Haawoo!
Ready to fight for you, Your Majesty!
Will not retreat! No will give up!
Until the last point and pass it by!
He is very brave, Your Majesty.
and a nice man's breasts.
Right once.
They are enough.
You're a good captain, Captain.
But your best friend... nothing like you. </ p >
Thank you.
Mm-hm.
Damn!
He has a big package. </ p >
I brought you sweets. Mom said you like to wrap it.
She's a nice woman.
Goodbye, Father.
See you soon, kid.
Introduction?
King Leonidas, this is my son, Sonio.
Your Majesty.
Why isn't he coming?
He's not a soldier.
And he's my only son...
is destined to bring my name.
What do you think?
Yummy.
Indeed, my sister.
I think she's sexy.
If you don't like it...
you can kiss my big ass!
Ooh! Oh!
Congratulations , Sonio. </ P>
You are now heading your way to become a...
The next great Spartan warrior! </ P>
Spartan! </ P>
My child...
I won't forget you.
You're so small now...
but someday you will grow to be big and strong...
like your father.
He is not your child.
You bastard.
Take care of your mother.
Hold on, son.
Come back with your shield...
or above.
If I go back on it, I want you to go.
Will not. </ P>
If you die, I will play. </ P>
To be honest...
I always want to do it with fat girl.
They are ready, Your Majesty.
Good. We head south to the Hot Gate...
where we will intercept Persian forces. </ P>
Where are you going? </ P>
Astrologer says if we fight, we will get hurt. </ P>
Astrologer also says that our abstract paintings are fake. </ P>
But I hope it's different. </ P>
Give the order, Captain.
Spartans! Berbaris!
Ah-ooh!
Spartan troops head south.
Road!
Woo!
Spartan soldiers who are fearless...
arrived at the Hot Gate...
where the danger lurks in every corner.
Stop!
Exhausted during the trip...
Spartan troops collect their electrolyte back.
Gatorade. </ P>
What do you think, Your Majesty? </ P>
We will use the narrow road Hot Gate...
to corner the Persian forces....
where their large number won't mean anything.
Captain, does anyone see another small path...
that can be used by Persian forces to attack us?
Nothing, sir.
I know the path, my lord.
Back off, hidden creature.
There is a secret little goat path just above the Hot Gate.
If the Persian troops find it, they can surround you.
Take it easy, Captain.
Show yourself.
Paris Hilton?
Hi, everyone.
What that happened to you?
Oh. You mean this hunchback?
Yeah. Hunchback. </ P>
It's only, "You're in jail. </ P>
" Now you can be free. </ P>
Now you're back in jail. "
Keep going like that.
I'm really confused.
I mean, even though Tinkerbell pretends to be.
He hasn't moved since Saturday. </ P>
But he's still news, weird. </ P>
And I...
they turn me into like...
really weird monster!
I don't even know... oh.
Wait a minute.
Oh -
Hello?
Oh, hey , Nicole. </ P>
It's okay. Only a few people men with swords. </ P>
No, I mean real swords, Nicole. </ P>
You're so rude. </ P>
Yes, I'm hungry. Do you eat?
Oh, you eat almonds?
Oh, you have enough eat all day.
Okay. If so, we go to Pinkberry. </ P>
Dude, sexy. </ P>
Listen...
My dream of being a Sparta. </ P>
I want fight for you, Your Majesty.
- What can you do? - Mmm.
Have you seen my video?
I'm not like the way you are holding the spear.
You hold the stem firmly.
With one hand at the base of the spear...
you slide the other hand to the end.
It's sexy.
Sorry, but we can't invite you.
No! </ P>
That's not fair! </ P>
Mama! </ P>
You will be sorry! You made a big mistake! </ P>
I not stupid as it seems!
Please.
Look! </ P>
I am the envoy of the Great King Xerxes...
come to accept your surrender. </ P>
We are not here to surrender. </ P>
Haawoo!
Xerxes will enjoy making your slaves.
Ow.
Spartan!
Well!
Let's fight!
We will stamp our feet on the ground.
We are Spartan warriors.
We stamped our feet on the ground.
Look at our items.
They rock hard.
Ooh, ooh.
Spartans!
Yeah!
Persians!
Let's show why we become a national champion...
three years in a row.
You understand?
Oh right.
We like to wear a turban and eat baklava.
We like girls with burkas...
that covers ta-bags.
Ooh, ah! Ooh, ah! </ P>
Persians, huh! </ P>
You're kidding, right? </ P>
Gosh, that's right. </ P>
Come on!
Oh!
Don't show up in my kitchen...
with that weak ass.
Eee! Ooh! </ P>
You just lost! </ P>
You said we lost? </ P>
Make them dance to the cliff! </ P>
Without mercy! <
Come on, bro. Can't we talk about it?
Yo, I just met them here.
I don't even know them.
Forward! Keep dancing, kids! </ P>
- The last one gets rotten eggs! - Cannonball! </ P>
Marco! </ P>
Polo! </ P>
Hyah!
We might win the battle, but they will win the war!
Hyah! What? </ P>
Winning prize...
"True Man of Genius." </ P>
Today we salute you...
Mr. Warmongering Latent Homosexuals. </ P>
Not wearing anything other than panties and coats...
you attack mush like the miracle of bald hair oil. </ P >
Surely, there is a danger
attacking rhinos, invading elephants...
dan pria yang mengenakan toga lucu bernama Chad.
You might be a one-time date...
but you will remember it...
Forever, forever...
Your sharp instincts tell you < br /> to cut, slice and divide...
every man you meet.
But enough to talk about your career as a hairdresser...
let's talk about war.
Be this Butt for you, King Leonidas...
because when things get tough... </ p >
the trouble will be antiques.
Queen Margo...
we have to talk.
Loyalist, what do you want?
A good tomato.
Your husband needs you.
You have to convince the board...
to send more troops help your husband.
My husband is dead.
He told me to continue.
After all, I've registered on J Date.
Slight to the right.
There.
If Leonidas fails, Xerxes will take over...
and you will lose your crown. </ P>
I'm not going to be queen? </ P>
Ow! It's too hard. </ P>
You will lose everything. </ P>
Ow! Ooh, stop it. </ P>
Istanamau, your Mercedes...
Hi-yah! </ P>
- Ow! ... Nintendo Wii- you...
No, no, no, no, no.
Ow!
... your vaginal reproductive surgeon... </ p >
Hi... well!
... your gardener.
Antonio?
My husband needs me.
I will do anything.
I will prepare...
meeting with the board.
But to get their votes...
You need Traitoro's support.
He has a big influence...
on the council.
It's better to be a beautiful ending.
King Leonidas!
Xerxes's forces approached.
Xerxes.
He was very similar to fat man from Borat.
I'm the Great King of Xerxes.
Ooh!
Ow, ow, ow!
Not anymore! That always happens.
Ow!
Whew!
Damn!
- Oh, sorry, Xerxes. - It's okay. </ p >
It's okay, just calm down. I'm fine. </ P>
I meant to do it. </ P>
Oh, shit! </ P>
I have to say, you have guts. </ P>
I come with big troops.
We will destroy you.
Before this war ends...
people will know...
that even a great king can fall.
Look, Leo, I've come to talk.
Just listen to my offer.
Ladies!
Hi, Xerxes.
Ah, that might be for me.
Hello?
Really?
Okay.
That was a bank person.
He offered...
to buy your back bag...
for weekend escape for two weeks...
in Las Vegas, Nevada...
at Palms Hotel and Casino!
Ooh...
I always want to go there!
All you have to do just bow to me...
... and hand over Sparta.
Agree...
or not? </ P>
- Agree! - Agree! - Accept! </ P>
Accept the offer! </ P>
Kau pikir begitu? Tidak!
- Just accept it! - Simple.
- Just accept it! - Come on!
What about Sparta?
- Press the button! - Come on! </ P>
Just accept it! Take it! </ P>
- Take it! - Just accept it! </ P>
Press the button! </ P>
Take it! </ P>
Disagree!
Oh good!
After I finish you...
Spartans will be destroyed.
It's like you're not ever born .
I'll make sure that you...
won't be written in a history book.
It doesn't matter to me, Xerxes...
because I can't read.
Xerxes can't accept that refusal.
From every corner of his kingdom...
he sent fighter the greatest.
Your mother is very Jewish, when she breastfeed...
Kool-Aid comes out!
Your mother is very stupid, he thinks Tupac Shakur...
is a Jewish holiday!
Fight him, Dilio!
Your mother very fat, the size of his pants, um, um, um...
"A bony, skinny"!
Your mother is so ugly...
Even Rosie O & apos; Donnell don't want to date her.
Uh-uh! No, no! No! </ P>
- Whoa! - No! </ P>
Your mother's breasts are smaller than yours. </ P>
Give a shake there!
Your mother is very fat, Sir Mix-A decided...
she doesn't like big ass!
and he's not happy! Kiss it!
Oh! Ow! </ P>
Oh, my eyes! </ P>
Oh! Oh! </ P>
Step back. </ P>
- Do you like that? - Sit down. </ P>
Yo, your mother is very fat, when she's farting...
Al Gore blames him for global warming, man.
Whew!
Please accept that!
Maybe so, but your mother is very hairy...
the only language she can...
is Wookiee!
Oh!
That's it! </ P>
Your mother
Yes! </ P>
Alone! </ P>
Return to the environment!
Xerxes watched the fighters were defeated.
Makes him feel cold reaches his back.
Or maybe it's Dentyne Ice...
with cool mint crystals.
Loyalist says you want to see me.
That's my urine sample.
It feels like asparagus.
p>
Leonidas needs more troops.
Without reinforcements, Spartans will fall and
for my husband.
Whatever?
Amazing!
I'll make love!
Goodbye, bachelor.
I promise, you won't enjoy this.
But I suffer from premature ejaculation
Oh -
Mmm.
It's okay. I have crabs. </ P>
Ooh -
Khianati your beloved Sparta
Good. </ P>
And I'll give everything you want.
Section.
Bend over to me.
Bend over to the Great King...
Xerxes. </ P>
I am a Hilton. </ P>
I am not bowing. </ P>
But I am already bent. </ P>
Ah, good. </ P> p>
There is a secret little goat path heading to the Hot Gate.
You can use it to defeat Leonidas.
Ah -
And what do you want?
I want my note to be deleted.
Oh, and I want a new Chanel bag.
Thank you.
I want to throw up having fun.
You want to say something, say. I will do it. </ P>
What was that? </ P>
I don't remember
Oh, God, yeah. </ P>
I want this hunk to be thrown away .
Mmm!
Can you get rid of it? This is very heavy and difficult to clean.
Alright.
Aah!
As long as Xerxes doesn't find...
Secret little path to the Hot Gate...
... their big troops won't mean
Your Majesty!
Set your breath.
Vanilla Mix.
What's wrong, son?
Xerxes already found the secret little goat road...
through the Hot Gate.
Aw, shit!
Damn Paris Hilton.
I hate him.
He spread thousands Persian army...
who will arrive here soon.
Dilio...
how severe is your wound?
Oh, it's just scratched, Your Majesty.
You don't have eyes.
The gods give you a reserve eye.
The gods don't have that.
p>
You only have two.
Jeremy has a backup.
I can still fight!
Whoa! Don't! </ P>
Dilio! Dilio! </ P>
Di-Dilio! Dilio! Dilio. </ P>
Walk with me. </ P>
No. Not. No. </ P>
Your most important destiny. </ P>
You have to go back to Sparta...
and tell us our story. </ P>
There is a message for the Queen?
Nothing is said.
Go away, Dilio.
Tell me how 13 Spartan people fight for honor...
for the sake of glory... for freedom!
Good luck, Dilio.
Spartans!
This is your last chance. </ P>
Bend over to me or you die. </ P>
I will not bow to anyone! </ P>
Kneel down. </ P>
No !
- Worship. - Enough!
Your strap is not tied.
Oh... thank you.
See? What's the trouble? </ P>
- No, wait, no! - Ah-the-years -
- No, I'm not bowed. - No, no, no.
I just checked my shoes!
No, you acknowledge me as your great king.
Waving!
Ooh.
What?
What's funny?
- You! - Me ?
Greetings like a girl.
You idiots wearing banana swings...
and you laugh at me?
Now you piss me off.
I will call everyone.
Hello. Where are you? </ P>
I know where I am. </ P>
Bring my big army. </ P>
You guys...
is not comparable... .
with my big Persian army.
Amount of millions!
That's just a blue screen.
Stupid.
That visual effect.
It will also be equipped with digital images later.
The troops are amazing as you can imagine.
Gentlemen, I present...
Queen Margo.
Come on, honey. I'm getting nervous.
Foolish warning. Foolish warning.
Okay, everyone, rain!
Good councilors...
I beg you guys.
Your king, my beloved husband, need your help.
Sparta will fall...
if you don't agree to send all your troops.
Audience, our only hope is to survive...
is to surrender to Xerxes and ask for forgiveness.
Don't be seduced by from cheap teasers...
with all the nonsense <
Ooh -
Oh, no, don't do it.
Yes. I've done it. </ P>
Queen Margo overflows great fury...
...bagaikan Tobey Maguire dalam Spider-Man 3.
I'm evil.
Created from sand.
Ohh!
Oh, no.
Ooh!
Oh... sweet.
Disgusting.
What's this?
Oh! Oh! </ P>
Oh, God! Oh! Oh, my God. </ P>
You like it now, Sand Man? </ P>
Oh, no. </ P>
You bastard! No! </ P >
No!
Ah -
Tickling my nipples with feathers.
Xerxes entered the big 5 Traitoro.
Grumbling, grumbling , grumble
Traitoro is a... traitor?
Duh!
All who agree...
send troops again... . say "aye".
Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye -
Spartans! </ P>
You are under siege. </ P>
Drop your weapon! </ P>
Ayo serang mereka!
Formation!
Um -
A Sparta always protects a friend behind him.
Correct your sword, kid.
It stabs my back.
But I don't use my sword.
Then go ahead.
My son.
Today... You become a true Sparta.
Thank you, Father.
Attack!
Hold, Spartans!
Remember today, kids!
Today your day is dead!
- Huh? - What? Hah? </ P>
What? </ P>
I mean those who die. </ P>
Today their day is dead- That's what I mean. </ P>
Road! </ P>
Oh, you fools. </ P>
God, that's smart. </ P>
I'll punch Hercules to you!
Ghost Rider!
Stop, Drop and roll over!
Yo!
No!
Yo, Sonio.
I'll take off your print.
Oh, shit.
Sonio!
You will pay this, Balboa.
Do it.
Adult diapers? </ P>
Botox... overdose. </ P>
Yes! </ P>
Yeah! </ P>
Yes! </ P>
Xerxes! </ P>
This is a beautiful death. </ P>
Actually it's not that interesting. </ P>
Damn! </ P>
Enough of all these haphazard video game strengths! </ P>
Wow! </ P>
Ah -
Aha! </ P>
Transformer Cube !
Okay, honey. Let's change shape. </ P>
I'm Xerxestron...
wearing alien advanced technology. </ P>
Don't bother Britney! </ P>
He's a great king .
Please
Don't disturb him!
He's a human!
Oh, oh, you bitch.
Leonidas proved his words.
A Great King has fallen. </ P>
But unfortunately, it's right on them. </ P>
I'm just...
Oh -
Ooh.
Queen Margo.
- Yeah. - Oh.
Leonidas and the Sparta forces...
die honored...
for the sake of glory.
Their deaths are beautiful.
Today... we stand against 30 thousand Persian troops.
But now we are 100,000 soldiers!
Ah-ooh! Ah-ooh! Ah-ooh! </ P>
For glory! </ P>
Ah. </ P>
Follow me, kids. </ P>
I don't know. </ P>
Thus, Dilio leads the Sparta forces with his blindness...
Stay away from the Persian forces...
To Malibu...
just as Lindsay Lohan just left rehab... again.
How are you, friend?!
That's "Britney," whore.
That's right, friend!
Along with the defeat of the Spartans...
Leonidas even believes...
their victory.
Victory belongs to us, children!
Ah-ooh!
Let's celebrate!
Tonight, we have dinner...
on the Hooter> s!
Hoo!
Eat their gift...
everything!
And give them a tip...
empty!
Yeah! Yeah! </ P>
It's Two-fer Tuesday. </ P>
Yeah! </ P>
Come on! - No! Whoa! </ P>
Oh, that's so sweet. </ P>
Oh! Oh -
Oh- Oh -
That's my son. </ P>
Mau kemana kau?
- Aah! - You little coward.
No! No! </ P>
Good. </ P>
Yay. </ P>
If you can't avoid the ball, you won't be able to avoid the sword. </ P>
Ha! You miss. </ P>
Ow! </ P>
He can now surround us, Your Majesty. </ P>
Everyone! </ P>
We are facing a real death.
Taste of cherries.
But...
they are tricked, because they don't know...
that dying in battle is the greatest honor...
for a Sparta!
Ah-hoo.
Oh God, that's a bad plan
Listen, Leonidas...
war is not the answer. Heh-heh.
Believe me, I know.
No! War is the answer! </ P>
Where am I? </ P>
Hi. How are you, Leonidas?
Ellen.
Listen, I don't know why are you upset.
You look great. You know, the coat is good. </ P>
I like... that diaper. </ P>
I want to use something very similar... </ p >
for Portia Friday night.
We are agile.
Hello, Leonidas.
Wow, is it hot here?
Okay, Portia, Portia, woman, woman, woman.
woman, you like women.
I can see it from
your reaction , you don't feel comforted.
That's the same reaction for anyone who met Mr. Wrong. </ P>
Let's play. Maybe we can play the game. </ P>
What about "Who Sneezed?" </ P>
That's an easy game. </ P>
We close your eyes and someone sneezes...
and who do you guess who.
If it's you, you win. Because of course, you know.
Listen, calm down.
Let's dance, can we? Come on. </ P>
That's right. Oh, my God. </ P>
Okay. </ P>
That's it, you start following it. </ P>
- You know, back and forth. - No, I'm not can do this!
Your mother is very ugly, if she is...
Spice Girls member, her name will be...
Dookie Spice !
Doo-doo!
Leonidas.
You should try Scientology.
I will release Katie.
Yes!
I have to buy a million one splendor...
with my own money, and I have to buy...
and with all the reputation I have, and you sit here...
says I'm not intimate -
inte- that I'm not intenni -
- Let me repeat. - Intelligent. Yeah. </ P>
- Wait. - Intelligent. Yeah. </ P>
I look everywhere. </ P>
Don't you hate when you are on the plane, you know...
and the captain , like, "if you look out the window...
on your left, you will see another plane"?
Am I right? Know what I mean? </ P>
Other planes? Right? </ P>
Don't you hate when you are in the supermarket...
You know, and you're in the third row. </ P>
Dan , like, "Clean up third row."
Kau tahu? Dan kau seperti, "Apa yang sedang kulakukan di sini?"
I'm in the third row, huh? Right? </ P>
You're all my fans, right? You all love me, right? </ P>
Who saw the Exemplary Employee of the Month? </ P>
Okay, that's cool .
Right? Yeah, how are you, Leonidas? </ P>
Super fingers for you. </ P>
No.
Super fingers...
for you, Dane Cook !
This is the story of my career.
You're out of my MySpace page.
I'm really 42.
Sorry, I'm not hear what are you saying...
Because I can't understand you...
because you talk like this.
Your mother is like a drunkard old fool...
I think he's David Hasselhoff.
Yeah!
From Knight Rider.
Dinaladas, do-
Dot-Dingalidas, Dingalidas...
Dingledangle, do...
short legs, then you will be a star...
you will become a star.
The final episode of Sopranos is the most disappointing.
I mean, was Tony beaten or alive or what?
What happened in Vegas...
remained in Vegas.
You just keep doing what you do...
because... doing is your job.
"ADANK DOANK" "Wong Cilegon "
Dancing. Ri