1 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:15,000 2 00:01:17,575 --> 00:01:20,212 Falling in love is beautiful. 3 00:01:24,789 --> 00:01:29,637 We do it for one reason: nothing In the world we feel very good. 4 00:01:29,898 --> 00:01:31,764 - Don't! - "Don't!" 5 00:01:32,296 --> 00:01:35,789 - It hurts! - Poor Kate Let me make it better. 6 00:01:37,332 --> 00:01:39,907 You are ugly. You are ugly! 7 00:01:51,438 --> 00:01:54,910 First love is the strongest because no one has been hurt. 8 00:01:55,108 --> 00:01:58,059 My first love is Bobby Norton. 9 00:01:58,278 --> 00:02:00,988 Everything he did has some kind of magic for that. 10 00:02:01,187 --> 00:02:03,293 The way he smiles, speaks 11 00:02:03,491 --> 00:02:06,493 the way he walks like me favorite actor, Billy Jack 12 00:02:07,119 --> 00:02:09,194 Bobby is a movie star. 13 00:02:23,342 --> 00:02:25,250 Are you okay? 14 00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:28,774 Maybe you shouldn't push so hard next time. 15 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:36,114 My heart is getting bigger. 16 00:02:40,461 --> 00:02:44,121 When I like this it looks like You only have one eye. 17 00:02:44,329 --> 00:02:46,321 Thank you. 18 00:02:58,509 --> 00:03:02,074 One of the differences between men and women during love 19 00:03:02,273 --> 00:03:05,776 It is necessary to tell the world every little detail 20 00:03:05,974 --> 00:03:08,455 if you choose to spill your guts for someone 21 00:03:08,643 --> 00:03:10,718 just make sure is not Becky Sussman 22 00:03:20,028 --> 00:03:21,832 Bobby, are you okay? 23 00:03:22,019 --> 00:03:25,022 - How can you do it? - What am I doing? 24 00:03:25,220 --> 00:03:28,171 You tell everyone How can you do that? 25 00:03:28,358 --> 00:03:31,570 All my friends make fun of me And now it's over. 26 00:03:31,757 --> 00:03:33,644 This is over! 27 00:03:34,604 --> 00:03:36,042 Police! 28 00:03:38,107 --> 00:03:41,214 I will tell you my friend is lying! 29 00:03:43,143 --> 00:03:45,280 I'll let you hit me harder! Police! 30 00:03:48,679 --> 00:03:52,516 Love ls minefield We took a step, it was shattered 31 00:03:52,724 --> 00:03:56,957 put yourself back together again and foolishly take another step 32 00:03:57,155 --> 00:03:59,032 I think it's human nature. 33 00:03:59,219 --> 00:04:02,733 It's painful to be alone. We prefer to blow up than to be single. 34 00:04:43,436 --> 00:04:45,563 Hey, Frank. 35 00:04:47,700 --> 00:04:51,548 It doesn't make the elevator act faster, Kate 36 00:04:51,808 --> 00:04:55,343 I know, but it makes me feel more involved. 37 00:04:55,645 --> 00:04:58,085 - Are you angry? - No, why? 38 00:04:58,272 --> 00:05:00,754 I only hear single women tends to be 8 times more angry than women who are married. 39 00:05:00,941 --> 00:05:03,548 Maybe you should write an article about it, because you are not married. 40 00:05:03,757 --> 00:05:07,447 I will, but 41 00:05:08,083 --> 00:05:10,252 I wrote about bald men who are married which cannot be difficult without Viagra. 42 00:05:10,450 --> 00:05:15,924 - You're late. - I know. 43 00:05:47,223 --> 00:05:49,495 - Not a good day to be late. - Why not? 44 00:05:49,725 --> 00:05:52,425 Because Anti-Christ really makes you angry. 45 00:05:52,759 --> 00:05:54,854 He wants to see you in his office now. 46 00:05:55,053 --> 00:05:57,763 - Lord Why? - I shouldn't say. 47 00:05:57,972 --> 00:06:01,465 48 00:06:06,010 --> 00:06:08,533 - Do you have stretch marks? - Not yet. 49 00:06:08,731 --> 00:06:11,745 Cursing! I have an deadline in my Vitamin E section. 50 00:06:11,943 --> 00:06:16,415 That bitch in accounting won't talk Is anyone here who has stretch marks? 51 00:06:19,210 --> 00:06:21,253 Sit down. 52 00:06:25,528 --> 00:06:27,363 God! 53 00:06:27,592 --> 00:06:32,305 Don't be old, Kate Old is ugly, ugly is death. 54 00:06:35,537 --> 00:06:36,903 - You were fired. - What? 55 00:06:37,101 --> 00:06:42,168 Get me Leo Is this a joke? Already Do you plan to submit this? 56 00:06:42,376 --> 00:06:44,712 You said I had to make it my own article, so I did it Kate, this is step by step description of sucking chicken. 57 00:06:46,171 --> 00:06:49,310 58 00:06:49,508 --> 00:06:52,677 - Yes, I call it "Blow by Blow" - Very smart. 59 00:06:52,938 --> 00:06:57,025 "When life sucks, so should you Oral sex can cure depression." 60 00:06:57,223 --> 00:06:59,089 What do you think? 61 00:06:59,277 --> 00:07:03,228 Maybe the title is a bit rough But I found a good hook, right? 62 00:07:03,885 --> 00:07:08,128 I mean, you have to attract from you own experience and relationships. 63 00:07:08,327 --> 00:07:09,765 That's what I did 64 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:13,998 I know ten times more about blows work than I do about relationships 65 00:07:14,196 --> 00:07:16,699 I failed in every relationship I've been in 66 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:19,712 I don't know about your person life, and I don't care. 67 00:07:19,910 --> 00:07:22,350 The point is, our readers still have hope. 68 00:07:22,537 --> 00:07:25,582 This is called Monique Magazine My name is at stake here. 69 00:07:25,780 --> 00:07:28,146 It's not called "Old Tired Jaded Dicksucker's Reviews". 70 00:07:28,605 --> 00:07:32,390 What if Mary wrote the song in a perfect relationship 71 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:36,112 and I do things with stretch marks? I know many people with them I will be fully honest with you I can't overcome being fired. 72 00:07:41,023 --> 00:07:43,963 This is the only thing in me my whole life hasn't failed I can do the job, I know I can. 73 00:07:44,161 --> 00:07:46,694 74 00:07:46,892 --> 00:07:50,604 75 00:07:50,792 --> 00:07:53,367 76 00:07:53,565 --> 00:07:56,474 Can you finish 2,5OO happily, mighty words with tonight's deadline? 77 00:07:57,006 --> 00:07:59,810 - Of course. - Then you cannot be used temporarily. 78 00:08:00,008 --> 00:08:01,312 Now leave here. 79 00:08:08,485 --> 00:08:10,466 Dirt! Dirt! 80 00:08:10,653 --> 00:08:12,853 So you got fired? 81 00:08:13,625 --> 00:08:15,647 Not yet. 82 00:08:15,950 --> 00:08:19,693 Someone made a copy of your article and spread it. 83 00:08:19,891 --> 00:08:21,736 Pretty good. 84 00:08:21,924 --> 00:08:24,426 So you use your hand? 85 00:08:38,366 --> 00:08:42,745 Happy, cheerful notes 86 00:08:43,381 --> 00:08:47,124 about how to find and save it the perfect man. 87 00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,664 We all want to be loved. 88 00:08:57,862 --> 00:09:02,001 It doesn't matter to anyone, as long as it because they make us feel not alone. 89 00:09:03,430 --> 00:09:06,036 What makes a relationship last forever? 90 00:09:06,599 --> 00:09:10,738 If I know the answer, I will not live alone with my four cats. 91 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:20,946 They say you have to kiss lots of frogs to get the prince. 92 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:24,814 Richard Miltner is the most boring boring frog I've ever dated. 93 00:09:25,012 --> 00:09:27,514 But sometimes you only have to get out of the house. 94 00:09:27,712 --> 00:09:30,527 You know, it's masculine and feminine. 95 00:09:31,882 --> 00:09:34,333 We are lucky enough. 96 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:37,335 My mother's corn is usually not as bad as this. 97 00:09:37,523 --> 00:09:41,089 Luckily for us he can't walk is good enough to come to the show. 98 00:09:41,297 --> 00:09:44,175 It's haunting, isn't it? 99 00:09:44,602 --> 00:09:46,729 What? 100 00:09:46,938 --> 00:09:49,044 Painting They are quite disturbing. 101 00:09:51,702 --> 00:09:54,736 - Do you think? - If I have children 102 00:09:54,945 --> 00:09:57,426 I definitely won't put one of these into his bedroom. 103 00:09:58,886 --> 00:10:01,013 Unless I hate it. 104 00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:05,016 My father will depend on things like that from my ceiling. 105 00:10:05,579 --> 00:10:09,124 He hates me My mother hates me too. 106 00:10:10,188 --> 00:10:14,358 He used to say I was dying of cancer when I was four years old. 107 00:10:16,193 --> 00:10:19,258 It always sends me in depression, which is exactly what he wants 108 00:10:19,456 --> 00:10:21,740 because I won't ask him to make me lunch. 109 00:10:22,230 --> 00:10:24,909 He hates it when I tap it for food or goods. 110 00:10:28,735 --> 00:10:31,217 - Do you want champagne? - What? 111 00:10:31,634 --> 00:10:33,677 Champagne, do you want? 112 00:10:33,876 --> 00:10:36,357 Yes, of course. 113 00:10:49,754 --> 00:10:52,100 Are you looking for me? 114 00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:57,532 I'm not really looking for anyone. 115 00:10:58,199 --> 00:11:00,691 Do you mind if I talk to you for a while? 116 00:11:01,171 --> 00:11:02,943 Sure. 117 00:11:03,538 --> 00:11:05,602 At the corner. 118 00:11:05,800 --> 00:11:08,281 - At the corner? - I don't like the center of the room. 119 00:11:08,479 --> 00:11:11,785 Just follow me to the corner There is no one behind you in the corner. 120 00:11:23,128 --> 00:11:25,797 - Who is the man with you? - What man? 121 00:11:25,995 --> 00:11:28,487 Richard? He is a stand-up comedian. 122 00:11:28,696 --> 00:11:31,073 He looks funny Is he your girlfriend? 123 00:11:31,260 --> 00:11:34,805 Richard? No, he is 3 years old and lives with his mother. 124 00:11:35,702 --> 00:11:37,641 So what do you think about the paintings? 125 00:11:37,829 --> 00:11:40,175 I like the style, but I think they are a little immature Not mature? What makes you say that? 126 00:11:40,446 --> 00:11:43,281 Look at the one there. 127 00:11:43,469 --> 00:11:45,283 - What does this mean? - That? 128 00:11:47,243 --> 00:11:49,016 That means that there is an attractive woman. 129 00:11:49,214 --> 00:11:53,489 What's the point? What did I learn from that? 130 00:11:54,281 --> 00:11:56,919 Maybe that's all. There's no point. You don't have to learn anything. 131 00:11:57,450 --> 00:12:01,663 I want to know what it looks like. 132 00:12:02,424 --> 00:12:04,530 He must be scary to make this. 133 00:12:04,728 --> 00:12:07,199 134 00:12:07,397 --> 00:12:12,036 Maybe he is very developed Your dark side doesn't understand. 135 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:16,509 So how long did it take you to paint that one? 136 00:12:22,504 --> 00:12:25,747 Gosh, that's the way I'm looking for you everywhere. 137 00:12:26,007 --> 00:12:29,260 You are a doll Look at this! Thank you Richard, Adam Levy. 138 00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:31,689 - You are the artist. - You are a lucky person. 139 00:12:34,390 --> 00:12:38,831 We just went around to discuss the future of our children. 140 00:12:39,155 --> 00:12:42,606 Right, but I don't think you will have a future together. 141 00:12:42,793 --> 00:12:45,035 - I'm sorry Excuse me? - You have to see that person again. 142 00:12:46,067 --> 00:12:50,331 You will not see it again because he is my girlfriend. 143 00:12:50,529 --> 00:12:52,729 - What? - What? 144 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,887 145 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,244 When we look at each other 146 00:12:57,442 --> 00:13:01,508 we have this spark right? 147 00:13:01,769 --> 00:13:03,718 - Kate. - Isn't that right, Kate? 148 00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:05,324 No, actually. 149 00:13:06,116 --> 00:13:07,920 Is this some kind of joke? 150 00:13:08,149 --> 00:13:11,423 No, but this is: two people enter a bar. 151 00:13:11,757 --> 00:13:16,031 One person is a stand-up 3 years old comedian who lives with his mother. 152 00:13:18,617 --> 00:13:21,828 Can we leave now, please? 153 00:13:27,104 --> 00:13:30,836 You know, it's a woman like you that turns men into weird people. 154 00:13:31,441 --> 00:13:34,642 Don't bother once I'm hurt, there's no turning back. 155 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:41,481 That's not cool, I made it weird. 156 00:13:41,711 --> 00:13:44,244 - You shouldn't do that. - I know. 157 00:13:46,892 --> 00:13:48,227 So where should we eat? 158 00:14:02,823 --> 00:14:05,805 You are without doubt the highest the woman I've met in my life. 159 00:14:07,338 --> 00:14:09,246 Very? 160 00:14:10,340 --> 00:14:13,281 I have noticed you this 161 00:14:13,479 --> 00:14:15,887 long ET radius. 162 00:14:17,076 --> 00:14:19,286 Like a tree frog. 163 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:25,093 my Lord! How big? 164 00:14:25,552 --> 00:14:27,554 - Size 11 - Size 11? 165 00:14:27,752 --> 00:14:29,285 - Yes, size 11 - Size of woman 11? 166 00:14:29,483 --> 00:14:31,620 Is this some kind of artist? Focusing on lack of people? 167 00:14:32,319 --> 00:14:35,394 I don't see them as flaws, but as God's artistic choice 168 00:14:35,592 --> 00:14:39,064 I think God decided to give you this big, abnormal head. 169 00:14:40,837 --> 00:14:44,434 170 00:14:44,632 --> 00:14:47,874 171 00:14:48,072 --> 00:14:50,314 172 00:14:51,012 --> 00:14:54,974 173 00:14:55,183 --> 00:14:58,175 174 00:14:58,550 --> 00:15:00,823 175 00:15:02,179 --> 00:15:05,421 176 00:15:05,817 --> 00:15:07,527 177 00:15:07,757 --> 00:15:10,759 178 00:15:10,957 --> 00:15:13,334 179 00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:16,004 180 00:15:17,098 --> 00:15:19,194 181 00:15:19,402 --> 00:15:21,665 182 00:15:21,873 --> 00:15:24,866 183 00:15:25,867 --> 00:15:29,474 184 00:15:29,682 --> 00:15:33,749 185 00:15:34,416 --> 00:15:36,147 186 00:15:37,022 --> 00:15:39,952 187 00:15:40,150 --> 00:15:43,497 188 00:15:44,060 --> 00:15:46,896 189 00:15:48,731 --> 00:15:51,327 190 00:15:52,693 --> 00:15:55,195 191 00:15:55,393 --> 00:15:58,802 192 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:02,243 193 00:16:03,942 --> 00:16:06,851 I'm sorry you like a prostitute. 194 00:16:09,572 --> 00:16:12,492 - Excuse me? -13! Jesus Christ! 195 00:16:12,679 --> 00:16:14,587 Give me a break! 196 00:16:16,110 --> 00:16:19,123 - Are you popular in middle school? - What do you think? 197 00:16:21,291 --> 00:16:23,887 - I don't think so. - I don't need this 198 00:16:24,096 --> 00:16:26,327 I am very popular in middle school I am an artist, I usually draw everything beautiful girls, make them better. 199 00:16:26,525 --> 00:16:30,696 They all love me. 200 00:16:30,904 --> 00:16:32,635 They don't sleep with me, but they love me. 201 00:16:32,833 --> 00:16:35,575 How about you? 202 00:16:35,773 --> 00:16:38,213 You must have been very popular with that attitude. 203 00:16:38,400 --> 00:16:40,746 No, I have big buck teeth and skinny knees. 204 00:16:41,810 --> 00:16:44,719 205 00:16:44,906 --> 00:16:48,785 And I bent to hide that fact I haven't grown breasts yet. 206 00:16:49,212 --> 00:16:51,850 And my hair is all stringy and everyone calls me Horseface. 207 00:16:52,048 --> 00:16:54,217 Horseface? Suitable for you. 208 00:16:54,623 --> 00:16:56,291 - Do you think so? - I love it. 209 00:16:56,489 --> 00:16:58,992 - Do you like it? - What's your longest kiss? 210 00:17:00,264 --> 00:17:02,172 Longest kiss? 211 00:17:02,557 --> 00:17:04,966 No, it will only make me jealous. 212 00:17:05,154 --> 00:17:08,135 Make sure this one is longer 213 00:17:14,766 --> 00:17:17,571 Adam isn't like that anyone I've ever known. 214 00:17:18,103 --> 00:17:20,084 We are instant good friends. 215 00:17:20,282 --> 00:17:23,618 Two people who understand each other without having to say a word. 216 00:17:24,442 --> 00:17:27,184 Not at all like that In my first relationship. 217 00:17:29,311 --> 00:17:34,284 I am a bad idea to give up my virginity to my French teacher if two people want it some of them 218 00:17:39,924 --> 00:17:43,302 it's good when they make love with each other, they feel good. 219 00:17:43,490 --> 00:17:47,963 - What? - Let's make love. 220 00:17:48,161 --> 00:17:50,642 We will, Mr. Bossard I promise. 221 00:17:52,769 --> 00:17:56,272 I don't think I can tonight I'm not really ready yet. 222 00:17:57,075 --> 00:18:01,381 Because you feel we don't have a quality of life together - I'm sad for this. - What? 223 00:18:01,715 --> 00:18:06,386 Let's make love, Cheri, please I waited so long. 224 00:18:06,584 --> 00:18:09,618 225 00:18:09,826 --> 00:18:13,392 226 00:18:14,288 --> 00:18:17,166 - Does it hurt? - Don't be scary - I was there for you who needed me. - What? 227 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:21,201 Mr. Bossard 228 00:18:31,564 --> 00:18:33,775 did you do it? 229 00:18:33,983 --> 00:18:36,611 I can't believe it should hurt. 230 00:18:36,809 --> 00:18:40,552 Maybe it's because I've been riding horses all my life. 231 00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:43,492 Are you smaller than most men? 232 00:18:43,679 --> 00:18:46,317 The father phase of my older man continues on the right to college 233 00:18:48,882 --> 00:18:53,740 I am not a very evolved person when I met Eric. 234 00:18:53,928 --> 00:18:56,931 - Are you okay? - Are you blind? Out of your mind? 235 00:19:04,406 --> 00:19:07,273 What's wrong with you? This is a new car! 236 00:19:07,472 --> 00:19:10,474 237 00:19:10,672 --> 00:19:13,341 You can kill me! What are you doing? 238 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,950 - I said I'm sorry, huh? - This is a US $ 5OO shirt! 239 00:19:18,148 --> 00:19:20,598 - I didn't see you. - You don't see me? 240 00:19:20,786 --> 00:19:25,237 - Do you paint your fingernails? - Listen, fuckface! I do not see you! 241 00:19:25,550 --> 00:19:27,156 I didn't wake up this morning and leave. 242 00:19:27,354 --> 00:19:31,420 "Today is the day I will fall into some fucking tense yuppie!" 243 00:19:31,618 --> 00:19:33,787 Do you know what? Damn you! 244 00:19:33,995 --> 00:19:35,736 Damn you! 245 00:19:36,988 --> 00:19:39,302 Dirt! Shit! 246 00:19:39,834 --> 00:19:42,972 - There! Do you see it? - How about that? 247 00:19:44,171 --> 00:19:46,611 - Take it! - Okay, stop it! 248 00:19:46,798 --> 00:19:48,936 - Officer, me. - Shut up! Hands behind you! 249 00:19:49,144 --> 00:19:51,584 - Hit him with your big stick! - You! Wake up there! 250 00:19:54,847 --> 00:19:58,090 - We got off at the wrong foot. - What? 251 00:19:58,278 --> 00:20:00,655 You just destroyed my car! 252 00:20:00,894 --> 00:20:04,794 I apologize for that Maybe we can start over again. 253 00:20:05,419 --> 00:20:09,100 Do you have plans for dinner tonight after we make a guarantee? 254 00:20:13,927 --> 00:20:16,596 So this is where the writer hang out? 255 00:20:19,265 --> 00:20:20,339 What did you write? 256 00:20:20,537 --> 00:20:23,519 I am working on a novel between my journalistic classes at UCLA. 257 00:20:24,833 --> 00:20:26,678 A novel? 258 00:20:26,876 --> 00:20:28,815 - What is this about? - Dead. 259 00:20:31,245 --> 00:20:33,413 Sounds interesting. 260 00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:37,344 So what are you doing? 261 00:20:37,615 --> 00:20:40,461 I work a lot with Big Red-Ass Monkeys. 262 00:20:41,754 --> 00:20:45,320 This is a band. You know, band? 263 00:20:45,591 --> 00:20:48,938 "Big Red-Ass Monkeys are here" I direct the music video 264 00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:52,138 isn't that the naked one Girls swimming with chimpanzees? 265 00:20:53,296 --> 00:20:54,974 Great Ape Apes. 266 00:20:55,162 --> 00:20:58,874 That's right, I think the chimpanzee doesn't have that big red donkey. 267 00:20:59,708 --> 00:21:01,511 I don't know, I never checked it. 268 00:21:11,051 --> 00:21:13,751 do you think maybe I can kiss you? 269 00:21:15,117 --> 00:21:17,922 - Maybe later. - Maybe later when? 270 00:21:18,120 --> 00:21:21,185 Maybe later like 5 seconds 271 00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:25,700 5, 4, 3, 2 272 00:22:18,007 --> 00:22:20,614 I hate when that happens. 273 00:22:22,271 --> 00:22:25,253 Cheers for us three-week anniversary. 274 00:22:30,852 --> 00:22:33,948 I think this is the longest relationship I've ever experienced. 275 00:22:34,199 --> 00:22:38,463 Well, not including Mr. Bossard, which lasts for one semester. 276 00:22:38,963 --> 00:22:41,945 - Did I ever tell you? - Don't mention your French teacher. 277 00:22:42,133 --> 00:22:44,427 That really bothers me. 278 00:22:45,427 --> 00:22:49,316 - Good. - And your last relationship? 279 00:22:49,973 --> 00:22:53,674 - God How about that? - How much longer? 280 00:22:54,175 --> 00:22:57,480 - Five sad years. - What do you both have? 281 00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:01,275 None. 282 00:23:01,483 --> 00:23:03,725 What do we have in common? 283 00:23:03,913 --> 00:23:06,519 - We have many similarities. - Like what? 284 00:23:10,148 --> 00:23:13,400 Like, how many people do you know 285 00:23:13,588 --> 00:23:16,497 who has sex in a public place? 286 00:23:17,258 --> 00:23:20,209 Every man I've ever met. 287 00:23:21,501 --> 00:23:24,765 Good morning. You know what day it is today, right? 288 00:23:24,973 --> 00:23:28,508 Sunday morning my turn. 289 00:23:29,540 --> 00:23:34,179 - I think it's my turn. - No, it's my turn. 290 00:23:37,881 --> 00:23:41,082 Do you know what? This game is ridiculous. 291 00:23:41,290 --> 00:23:44,251 - This is not spontaneous. - That is not true. 292 00:23:44,460 --> 00:23:47,796 Scheduled spontaneity is the key for long-term love. 293 00:23:51,831 --> 00:23:53,926 Don't look happy. 294 00:23:54,760 --> 00:23:57,200 I like Sundays. 295 00:23:59,994 --> 00:24:02,038 Be careful, be careful 296 00:24:08,147 --> 00:24:09,941 I don't understand that. 297 00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:12,912 They can wait Come on. 298 00:24:13,913 --> 00:24:17,854 - Get it or you don't get it. - I can't get it. 299 00:24:20,252 --> 00:24:21,753 Good 300 00:24:23,380 --> 00:24:25,392 I'll be back. 301 00:24:29,625 --> 00:24:32,232 Don't lose yourself concentration, okay? 302 00:24:33,358 --> 00:24:35,526 Where did you go? 303 00:24:35,735 --> 00:24:39,196 Now you want it, right? Hold that thought, okay? 304 00:24:39,801 --> 00:24:41,938 Daddy! 305 00:24:43,596 --> 00:24:47,308 - Guess what I did at Kiddieland? - We will come with you. 306 00:24:47,506 --> 00:24:51,614 Not what it looks like, I'll explain Nell, wait! Nell! 307 00:24:53,209 --> 00:24:56,191 Kate, I can explain! 308 00:24:56,420 --> 00:24:58,286 Will you come back? 309 00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:00,601 Will you stop? Stop! 310 00:25:00,788 --> 00:25:04,500 - Are you? - I understand how you feel. 311 00:25:04,688 --> 00:25:07,930 You don't know how people feel You are a social climber! 312 00:25:08,128 --> 00:25:11,798 - I'm planning a divorce. - Don't touch me again! 313 00:25:12,893 --> 00:25:14,874 - Kate! - Daddy! 314 00:25:17,366 --> 00:25:19,315 Even when bad relationships end 315 00:25:19,503 --> 00:25:22,704 the pain can be severe enough to mess with you for years. 316 00:25:22,902 --> 00:25:25,613 We all take a little baggage after each breakup. 317 00:25:25,811 --> 00:25:28,417 The hope is that that's when the bag starts to accumulate 318 00:25:28,615 --> 00:25:31,483 we can still drag them into the next relationship. 319 00:25:31,743 --> 00:25:34,245 Fortunately when Adam and I moved together my luggage is quite light. 320 00:25:34,454 --> 00:25:36,487 - Come on, enter that one in the bedroom. - I will put "Paul's Entrails". 321 00:25:39,584 --> 00:25:43,389 322 00:25:43,598 --> 00:25:45,589 It's better for bathrooms if you want to be seen clearly. 323 00:25:45,798 --> 00:25:48,102 Okay, whatever you want. 324 00:25:48,289 --> 00:25:50,500 - I love you, Horseface. - I love you too 325 00:25:54,472 --> 00:25:57,308 I mean, I love you more than I have loved anyone 326 00:25:57,506 --> 00:26:01,145 in my life. 327 00:26:02,208 --> 00:26:04,345 Where did you go? 328 00:26:06,107 --> 00:26:07,995 God. 329 00:26:12,718 --> 00:26:14,135 - Say it. - Why do you want me to say it again? 330 00:26:14,323 --> 00:26:17,055 Because it's funny And I want funny moments to be stored forever. 331 00:26:17,253 --> 00:26:19,630 That will sound forced And I'm upset Can we just? 332 00:26:19,964 --> 00:26:24,228 - Just say it. - I love you. 333 00:26:24,426 --> 00:26:27,001 - Horseface! - I love you, Horseface 334 00:26:28,325 --> 00:26:31,276 335 00:26:31,474 --> 00:26:33,309 I love you too Now strip. 336 00:26:33,497 --> 00:26:35,571 - Strip? - Strip. 337 00:26:35,769 --> 00:26:38,783 - Put the toys and we will. - Come on. 338 00:26:39,241 --> 00:26:41,379 - Don't stab a bear at a zoo. - Come on. 339 00:26:41,577 --> 00:26:43,745 - Don't stab a bear at a zoo. - Release it. Come on 340 00:26:43,943 --> 00:26:45,789 - Don't stab a bear at a zoo. - Take it out. 341 00:27:37,596 --> 00:27:41,203 When you finally share your loneliness sleep with the person you love 342 00:27:41,401 --> 00:27:44,143 life doesn't get better. 343 00:27:47,198 --> 00:27:51,379 - Not me. - Stop it. 344 00:27:52,943 --> 00:27:56,394 That's your first time That's your first fart. 345 00:27:56,581 --> 00:27:59,584 That's your first fart You really love me. 346 00:27:59,782 --> 00:28:01,492 Don't blame me. 347 00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:04,484 That's very funny You are embarrassed. 348 00:28:04,693 --> 00:28:07,185 Come here. No woman has ever been farting in front of me before. 349 00:28:59,503 --> 00:29:01,744 Hi. 350 00:29:07,979 --> 00:29:10,283 - Hi. - What? 351 00:29:10,815 --> 00:29:13,223 - What? - Why are you smiling like that? 352 00:29:13,588 --> 00:29:16,226 This is our one year anniversary You must smile too. 353 00:29:18,686 --> 00:29:20,459 I think so. 354 00:29:20,949 --> 00:29:24,400 Come here. Come on. 355 00:29:24,587 --> 00:29:28,091 No, come here Are you a little rabbit grumbling? 356 00:29:31,229 --> 00:29:34,169 I took you somewhere today is very special. 357 00:29:34,367 --> 00:29:36,807 - Where? - This is a surprise. 358 00:29:37,172 --> 00:29:39,507 Get me a bathtub and I'll take you. 359 00:29:39,695 --> 00:29:43,980 - Now, in the middle of the day? - I feel so dirty I need a bathtub. 360 00:29:44,241 --> 00:29:45,784 Forget it. 361 00:29:45,982 --> 00:29:50,475 Can you fill me in the bathtub? Come on, you're a big grouch, just leave. 362 00:29:51,122 --> 00:29:54,990 God, it's like pulling teeth with you to get anything. 363 00:29:58,222 --> 00:29:59,859 my Lord! 364 00:30:03,153 --> 00:30:06,041 Are you insane? What are we going to do with all these kittens? 365 00:30:06,229 --> 00:30:08,471 I don't know Make soup, I thought. 366 00:30:09,263 --> 00:30:13,131 What did they do there? They like you, of course. 367 00:30:13,340 --> 00:30:15,081 This one Louie, Murray this one. 368 00:30:15,341 --> 00:30:18,480 This is Steve and This is Mordecai. 369 00:30:19,877 --> 00:30:22,358 I got it from a Chinese restaurant. 370 00:30:23,244 --> 00:30:24,912 Hi, Mommy. 371 00:30:25,111 --> 00:30:27,644 Hello Am I funny? 372 00:30:27,842 --> 00:30:30,584 Hi, you are my new Mommy now. 373 00:30:32,711 --> 00:30:36,663 Bet with 13 people you sleep on not give you cat litter 374 00:30:37,121 --> 00:30:39,863 I am pregnant. 375 00:30:40,729 --> 00:30:45,837 - Are you really? - I took the test and it turned pink. 376 00:30:46,859 --> 00:30:49,601 Pink? Isn't that supposed to be like a plus sign? 377 00:30:50,498 --> 00:30:54,199 Believe me, I know how to pee on a stick and read directions. 378 00:30:57,598 --> 00:31:01,570 - I think we are safe. - Yes, it's not safe enough. 379 00:31:03,614 --> 00:31:07,753 - God, we hardly know each other. - We know each other 380 00:31:07,951 --> 00:31:10,120 I don't know if I'm ready to become a mother, Adam I'm too confused, too mature, too messy. 381 00:31:10,318 --> 00:31:14,634 382 00:31:15,124 --> 00:31:19,472 What about abortion? Have you ever thought about that? possibility? 383 00:31:19,659 --> 00:31:21,067 I never thought so will happen to me 384 00:31:25,602 --> 00:31:28,574 - I don't know what to do. - Here, come here. 385 00:31:28,803 --> 00:31:31,941 Don't worry. Many people think is the world's biggest gift. 386 00:31:32,713 --> 00:31:37,644 - What do you think? - I will tell you what I think: 387 00:31:38,447 --> 00:31:41,982 that our baby will be the cutest thing to walk with poo-poo pants. 388 00:31:42,180 --> 00:31:46,986 Are you scared? 389 00:31:48,852 --> 00:31:50,552 From what? Do the best natural things in the world? 390 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:54,597 Bring a beautiful little brilliant genius to the world? 391 00:31:55,129 --> 00:31:59,591 392 00:31:59,800 --> 00:32:01,676 No, I will not be afraid. 393 00:32:01,864 --> 00:32:05,242 What if it's not a beautiful genius? What if it's a bad little troll? 394 00:32:05,930 --> 00:32:08,245 I think we just have to pray to God that my baby is like me. 395 00:32:08,432 --> 00:32:11,977 We can name it Ned, after my grandfather. 396 00:32:13,479 --> 00:32:16,471 - What if it's a little girl? - Nedina, we will call it. 397 00:32:16,669 --> 00:32:19,713 This one needs to change what I want You practice to be a good mother. 398 00:32:20,047 --> 00:32:24,395 God, my stomach is very big! 399 00:32:25,583 --> 00:32:28,794 I look like a Buddha. 400 00:32:29,722 --> 00:32:31,766 You are the same as usual. 401 00:32:31,964 --> 00:32:34,706 So I always have Buddhist intestines? 402 00:32:34,935 --> 00:32:37,344 403 00:32:37,531 --> 00:32:41,472 Relax You are already pregnant a month The baby is too small. 404 00:32:41,671 --> 00:32:45,841 - Soon you will look like Volkswagen. - You have a big head that isn't normal. 405 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,708 Come on, Horseface, come here. 406 00:32:49,167 --> 00:32:50,710 Come on. 407 00:32:53,514 --> 00:32:55,777 Let's see what we get here. 408 00:32:58,884 --> 00:33:01,355 Ned wants a womb with a view. 409 00:33:01,553 --> 00:33:02,856 Ned isn't too funny. 410 00:33:03,044 --> 00:33:06,964 Well, Ned is only a fetus We have to cut Ned a little. 411 00:33:09,289 --> 00:33:12,500 And I think you are more beautiful than before. 412 00:33:51,431 --> 00:33:54,100 Are you okay, honey? 413 00:33:57,134 --> 00:34:02,013 Are you okay? What is wrong? 414 00:34:05,371 --> 00:34:08,081 I'm bleeding. 415 00:34:08,342 --> 00:34:11,011 Something's wrong. 416 00:34:11,751 --> 00:34:14,024 Something's wrong. 417 00:34:14,212 --> 00:34:16,193 Wake up. 418 00:34:16,818 --> 00:34:18,820 Where is your robe, honey? 419 00:34:19,018 --> 00:34:21,051 - Where is your robe? - I do not know. 420 00:34:55,687 --> 00:34:58,460 Do you think it's possible to love the same person forever? 421 00:34:58,658 --> 00:35:01,640 - Of course not? - I don't know I haven't seen the relationship does not end one way or another. 422 00:35:01,827 --> 00:35:05,039 What about your parents? They have been together for 35 years. 423 00:35:05,226 --> 00:35:07,968 They live together, but they haven't said "I love you" for 2 years. 424 00:35:08,166 --> 00:35:13,004 Maybe it's the human nature that you spend a lot of time around someone saying "I love you" might be like saying "cheese sandwich". 425 00:35:13,202 --> 00:35:16,810 426 00:35:17,008 --> 00:35:21,543 427 00:35:21,950 --> 00:35:24,441 God, I hope not 428 00:35:25,745 --> 00:35:27,913 Katie. 429 00:35:28,758 --> 00:35:34,857 - I'm your cheese sandwich. - I also made you cheese bread. 430 00:35:47,431 --> 00:35:50,809 The longer you are with someone, the more annoying they are. 431 00:35:51,007 --> 00:35:55,282 You will be annoying too So if you want perfection all the time 432 00:35:55,469 --> 00:35:57,846 don't bother a relationship. 433 00:35:58,045 --> 00:35:59,921 Do you see that old woman? 434 00:36:01,214 --> 00:36:06,385 - Doesn't he look sad and lonely? - I don't seem to need shoes. 435 00:36:06,625 --> 00:36:08,794 His eyes are very empty. 436 00:36:08,992 --> 00:36:11,859 Parents have empty eyes Especially older women. 437 00:36:12,057 --> 00:36:13,830 - What? - Can we come in here? 438 00:36:14,017 --> 00:36:16,592 What do you mean, especially the old woman? 439 00:36:17,562 --> 00:36:20,867 - Women don't age just like men. - How can you say that? 440 00:36:21,096 --> 00:36:23,463 How many 5O year old women have you seen with 2-year-old people? 441 00:36:23,703 --> 00:36:26,872 That's the double standard of society It has nothing to do with facts. 442 00:36:27,571 --> 00:36:30,344 Who looks better, Sean Connery or Shelley Winters? 443 00:36:31,981 --> 00:36:34,817 It's natural Men have thicker skin That's why women have more wrinkles. 444 00:36:35,005 --> 00:36:38,685 - Shut up. - You are afraid to become obsolete. 445 00:36:38,873 --> 00:36:42,376 At a certain age, men begin to notice young girls that scare you. 446 00:36:43,690 --> 00:36:46,494 Well, you will be bald! 447 00:36:48,256 --> 00:36:51,999 I have a key! Where are you going? 448 00:37:01,904 --> 00:37:04,177 I have one What do you have? 449 00:37:04,364 --> 00:37:07,138 This is topless female ninja. 450 00:37:08,170 --> 00:37:10,547 Let's get one 'Cause we will forget to return it 451 00:37:10,745 --> 00:37:13,341 and it will be 8OO dollars for two films. 452 00:37:13,539 --> 00:37:16,250 - And which one do you want? - "Nosferatu". 453 00:37:16,542 --> 00:37:19,253 You have seen it 5 times, and every time you are depressed 454 00:37:19,482 --> 00:37:22,725 I like depression That makes I feel deep and introspective. 455 00:37:22,923 --> 00:37:26,124 What do you want to know about this? Maybe you might like it. 456 00:37:26,395 --> 00:37:29,522 "Nasty naked nippette infiltrates mass and takes over small Italy 457 00:37:29,721 --> 00:37:32,963 nunchacking their way to Mafia Don Guido Mantucci". 458 00:37:33,390 --> 00:37:35,705 That sounds amazing. 459 00:37:35,903 --> 00:37:37,696 Why do you have to do it? 460 00:37:37,905 --> 00:37:40,501 You think I want to go home and curl up 461 00:37:40,699 --> 00:37:43,243 and reading the translation and watching in black and white? 462 00:37:43,441 --> 00:37:46,809 Can't we go to hell save the video and don't argue? 463 00:37:47,007 --> 00:37:48,884 Not as long as you have sucks in the movie. 464 00:37:49,082 --> 00:37:52,574 That's not true! How can you not respect German expressionism? 465 00:37:52,783 --> 00:37:54,274 - I like German Expressionism. - Right. 466 00:37:54,482 --> 00:37:57,183 What I don't like is what you play when you watch the film. 467 00:37:57,381 --> 00:38:00,884 You get all fixated on death "I will die, you will die". 468 00:38:01,092 --> 00:38:04,397 Alright you watch your stupid titty movie, I'll watch my death movie. 469 00:38:04,585 --> 00:38:07,160 - You return yours, I will return mine. - Well. 470 00:38:10,799 --> 00:38:14,323 This is his birthday One of them must be free. 471 00:38:16,168 --> 00:38:17,503 Romance. 472 00:38:17,701 --> 00:38:20,871 The most important part of maintaining a good relationship occurs. 473 00:38:21,069 --> 00:38:25,448 Be sure to appreciate each moments together in bed. 474 00:38:25,771 --> 00:38:28,419 We have never had sex. 475 00:38:29,243 --> 00:38:31,776 We haven't had sex within three weeks. 476 00:38:32,986 --> 00:38:35,227 You don't even listen to me. 477 00:38:35,415 --> 00:38:36,979 No, I'm not 478 00:38:37,187 --> 00:38:39,950 I say we haven't had sex within three weeks. 479 00:38:40,357 --> 00:38:43,735 Maybe it's because you clip your toenails on our bed. 480 00:38:45,497 --> 00:38:48,208 What is the real reason? 481 00:38:48,468 --> 00:38:50,835 I don't know. 482 00:38:51,367 --> 00:38:54,203 Do you want to have sex now? 483 00:38:54,401 --> 00:38:56,601 No, right? 484 00:38:56,799 --> 00:38:58,707 No 485 00:39:00,197 --> 00:39:03,909 Is something wrong with us? - I do not know. 486 00:39:04,608 --> 00:39:06,849 Maybe we should force ourselves. 487 00:39:07,037 --> 00:39:11,551 - What? Like raping each other? - It might change us. 488 00:39:23,385 --> 00:39:25,700 - I'm tired. - Me, too. 489 00:39:33,373 --> 00:39:36,782 - Love you. - I love you, too. 490 00:39:40,838 --> 00:39:43,945 Don't do it. You don't know how many bother me. 491 00:39:48,991 --> 00:39:51,556 I said no! 492 00:39:56,727 --> 00:39:59,991 If you do it again, I will shout. 493 00:40:12,502 --> 00:40:15,077 I think it's over. 494 00:40:15,275 --> 00:40:17,110 What's wrong? 495 00:40:17,308 --> 00:40:20,280 We think we're done. 496 00:40:20,478 --> 00:40:22,209 What are you saying? 497 00:40:22,417 --> 00:40:25,055 I think I have to break up. 498 00:40:27,609 --> 00:40:29,257 What did you just say? 499 00:40:29,455 --> 00:40:31,217 I say I think we should break up. 500 00:40:31,425 --> 00:40:34,657 No, you said you should break up. 501 00:40:34,855 --> 00:40:36,596 - What's the difference? - There is a big difference. 502 00:40:36,920 --> 00:40:42,393 Saying "we" implies that it is a reciprocal relationship Otherwise it means you end it. 503 00:40:42,602 --> 00:40:47,627 - Did you end it? - I don't know I think so. 504 00:40:48,743 --> 00:40:51,443 Have you ever met other people? 505 00:40:53,612 --> 00:40:57,490 There is nothing like that. Only we become this married old couple. 506 00:40:57,845 --> 00:41:01,191 God This is 13 things, isn't it? 507 00:41:01,754 --> 00:41:04,163 Like that. 508 00:41:04,350 --> 00:41:07,760 You're obsessed with my past, now you want to make it balanced. 509 00:41:07,947 --> 00:41:10,731 Shut up about that Not 13 people 510 00:41:10,919 --> 00:41:14,026 I've forgotten that, I already dealt with it It doesn't matter, I promise you. 511 00:41:15,298 --> 00:41:17,498 Then why now? 512 00:41:17,696 --> 00:41:21,011 That's what I've never been single I have spent my whole life from one relationship to another. 513 00:41:21,126 --> 00:41:24,973 And I have never been alone. 514 00:41:25,171 --> 00:41:26,933 515 00:41:27,142 --> 00:41:30,603 Do you realize what you are saying? Do you realize what this means? 516 00:41:30,812 --> 00:41:33,220 What does this mean? 517 00:41:33,408 --> 00:41:35,514 That means this, finally. 518 00:41:35,712 --> 00:41:38,350 And when it's done, it's over. 519 00:41:38,548 --> 00:41:40,612 Yes, I think so. 520 00:41:40,821 --> 00:41:44,428 But it's not like that we won't remain friends. 521 00:41:44,616 --> 00:41:46,461 Who said anything about being a friend? 522 00:41:46,659 --> 00:41:49,130 We love each other I don't want to lose you from my life. 523 00:41:49,328 --> 00:41:53,290 Know that when you reach number 13 I won't be here waiting for you. 524 00:41:53,499 --> 00:41:56,991 Give it, not about it That doesn't work for us. 525 00:41:57,190 --> 00:41:59,765 - You're not happy, right? - No, I'm not happy. 526 00:41:59,963 --> 00:42:04,144 - So, none of us are happy. - You're really miserable. 527 00:42:04,331 --> 00:42:07,438 Can you stop? You are packing my laundry now. 528 00:42:07,647 --> 00:42:10,170 Breaking out the best thing for me! 529 00:42:10,775 --> 00:42:13,256 Do you know what? 530 00:42:14,142 --> 00:42:18,062 - I feel good No, I feel great. - Come back to sleep. 531 00:42:18,250 --> 00:42:21,628 It was like a weight had been lifted from my head. 532 00:42:22,493 --> 00:42:25,486 - Can't you wait for this? - I can breathe, I can think. 533 00:42:25,694 --> 00:42:28,572 All life suddenly clear It's amazing! 534 00:42:28,760 --> 00:42:30,125 I am very happy! 535 00:42:31,158 --> 00:42:33,295 When I look back on the love that I have with Adam 536 00:42:33,503 --> 00:42:37,340 I see a sad potted plant no one cares about water. 537 00:42:37,830 --> 00:42:43,012 Starts green and fertile, then finally becomes a dry stick. 538 00:42:51,082 --> 00:42:53,782 Dropouts like death, slowly 539 00:42:53,980 --> 00:42:56,222 with no one around. 540 00:42:56,420 --> 00:42:58,828 That's why it's so important during that dark period 541 00:42:59,016 --> 00:43:02,258 to keep busy doing things that don't make you depressed. 542 00:43:25,571 --> 00:43:28,146 Damn me! Jesus! Kate! 543 00:43:28,344 --> 00:43:29,939 I don't believe that. 544 00:43:30,148 --> 00:43:32,556 Our relationship hasn't even started to decay yet. 545 00:43:32,754 --> 00:43:35,695 - Who is this? - My friend Kate 546 00:43:36,153 --> 00:43:39,323 Kate, this is my friend Peach. 547 00:43:39,896 --> 00:43:42,993 This must be a friend You just broke up. 548 00:43:43,191 --> 00:43:45,860 And this must be a friend You just started making love! 549 00:43:56,046 --> 00:43:57,443 Wait wait. 550 00:43:57,641 --> 00:43:59,977 Peach? My Lord! 551 00:44:00,175 --> 00:44:02,979 What's the matter what's on your face? 552 00:44:03,178 --> 00:44:05,252 - Lower your voice. - What are you doing here? 553 00:44:05,450 --> 00:44:09,360 This is my film! You came to make it with someone named Peaches? 554 00:44:09,548 --> 00:44:12,081 - How dare you? - I want to call you Can I call you? 555 00:44:14,125 --> 00:44:17,503 No, I will forget you And when I do it, I will call you. 556 00:44:17,691 --> 00:44:19,359 It can take days. 557 00:44:20,391 --> 00:44:23,529 Okay, let's see here. 558 00:44:24,697 --> 00:44:26,865 That's terrible. 559 00:44:27,095 --> 00:44:30,045 Here you go Kate, how about this? 560 00:44:30,243 --> 00:44:32,902 No That makes me look like prostitutes who are addicted to drugs 561 00:44:33,111 --> 00:44:36,603 I want to look great Like a drug addiction model I don't see what the problem is It's only a birthday party. 562 00:44:36,812 --> 00:44:39,481 Adam will be there. 563 00:44:39,679 --> 00:44:41,378 - Have you forgotten it? - Of course 564 00:44:41,577 --> 00:44:44,183 I just want him to feel jealous when he saw me with Jerome Davis 565 00:44:44,381 --> 00:44:48,187 Jerome Davis? Wait a minute. 566 00:44:49,115 --> 00:44:51,283 The perverted basketball player who is obsessed with your buttocks? 567 00:44:51,481 --> 00:44:54,724 him? 568 00:44:56,298 --> 00:44:57,299 You got a great donkey. You are a big woman but your butt is small and compact to fit your size. 569 00:44:57,528 --> 00:45:00,562 570 00:45:00,760 --> 00:45:04,076 571 00:45:04,462 --> 00:45:08,914 But if you take that butt and put it on your little friend here 572 00:45:09,101 --> 00:45:11,416 it will be very big. 573 00:45:12,406 --> 00:45:14,617 That's it, I'm leaving. 574 00:45:21,383 --> 00:45:23,625 God! 575 00:46:30,904 --> 00:46:32,614 Think that's you. 576 00:46:35,585 --> 00:46:39,495 I didn't expect to see you here I didn't know Sam invited you. 577 00:46:40,110 --> 00:46:44,322 - No, Mary invited me. - Mary? Of course. 578 00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:46,022 That's great. 579 00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:48,294 Nice to meet you. 580 00:46:49,921 --> 00:46:52,934 I haven't seen you in a while I miss you. 581 00:46:53,132 --> 00:46:56,041 It's been a long time. 582 00:46:58,700 --> 00:47:03,110 - I'm sorry, Hi, I'm Adam. - What's up, Ad? Jerome. 583 00:47:03,297 --> 00:47:07,009 This is not an ad, this is Adam What's up, Jer? 584 00:47:07,447 --> 00:47:11,252 - Why don't I call you tomorrow? - Don't make this weird 585 00:47:11,513 --> 00:47:13,609 - I'll call you tomorrow. - Call me. 586 00:47:13,807 --> 00:47:17,279 Give me a call or my page, Because my dirt is exploding now. 587 00:47:17,748 --> 00:47:20,698 - Why don't you contact me? - I will 588 00:47:20,886 --> 00:47:25,765 I wander around 82 Stars so I'm now you, I'm checking it out. 589 00:47:40,310 --> 00:47:43,250 - That was very strange last night. - I know, it's very strange. 590 00:47:45,950 --> 00:47:48,077 - So you fall in love? - I should have asked you that. 591 00:47:48,275 --> 00:47:51,820 - Why did you ask me that? - You keep kissing Lolita! 592 00:47:52,018 --> 00:47:55,991 Come on, Michael Jordan is sucking your tonsils. 593 00:47:56,189 --> 00:47:58,097 Where did you find the man? 594 00:47:58,284 --> 00:48:01,860 - Let's not discuss it. - You raised it 595 00:48:02,058 --> 00:48:05,197 - I am ready to become an adult. - Me too, right. 596 00:48:06,469 --> 00:48:09,336 - How can you go with that weirdo? - How can you go with the bimbo? 597 00:48:09,534 --> 00:48:11,901 Savannah isn't bimbo He happened to play a harp. 598 00:48:12,109 --> 00:48:14,476 I'm sorry, a bimbo savant. 599 00:48:14,664 --> 00:48:17,541 At least I'm not having an affair with a hot tub party with Dennis Rodman. 600 00:48:18,406 --> 00:48:22,118 - I can't believe you're jealous. - I'm not jealous Stop 601 00:48:22,316 --> 00:48:26,080 I don't like him, I don't love him I might never see him again. 602 00:48:30,157 --> 00:48:34,317 603 00:48:34,525 --> 00:48:38,518 604 00:48:40,197 --> 00:48:42,292 605 00:48:42,491 --> 00:48:45,535 606 00:48:45,764 --> 00:48:51,207 607 00:48:51,405 --> 00:48:56,211 608 00:48:57,014 --> 00:48:58,985 609 00:48:59,183 --> 00:49:01,237 610 00:49:13,518 --> 00:49:15,520 611 00:49:16,990 --> 00:49:20,723 612 00:49:20,994 --> 00:49:25,070 613 00:49:25,227 --> 00:49:27,938 614 00:49:28,594 --> 00:49:31,274 Kate, I miss you so much You are my best friend. 615 00:49:32,410 --> 00:49:35,580 - I just feel normal around you. - I know. 616 00:49:36,205 --> 00:49:40,157 Hopefully over time this will all work. 617 00:49:41,314 --> 00:49:46,152 We will have to release it from the old feelings we have. 618 00:49:46,652 --> 00:49:48,560 Good. 619 00:49:55,024 --> 00:49:59,028 Being Jerome's man, is he like big? 620 00:50:00,592 --> 00:50:04,137 I just want to know as a friend Is that bad for a friend? 621 00:50:04,335 --> 00:50:09,277 Is it like, a nice big surprise or You better take me home now big? 622 00:50:11,247 --> 00:50:14,657 Is it like I'm above my head? Am I above my big head? 623 00:50:25,083 --> 00:50:27,220 When you continue In your search for love 624 00:50:27,418 --> 00:50:30,525 Sex is the fastest way to erase the past. 625 00:50:53,608 --> 00:50:56,288 Promise me you will never leave me 626 00:50:56,475 --> 00:50:58,592 I promise. 627 00:51:11,822 --> 00:51:14,137 What are you doing? 628 00:51:15,461 --> 00:51:16,942 What are you doing? 629 00:51:23,875 --> 00:51:25,043 Large. 630 00:51:25,241 --> 00:51:28,275 The only sex I have in a few months and with you. 631 00:51:41,453 --> 00:51:45,561 Being single again can be difficult, but can also be empowering. 632 00:51:45,759 --> 00:51:48,668 After breaking up, I went out home as often as I could 633 00:51:48,866 --> 00:51:52,202 going to places that confused my mind from my loneliness. 634 00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:58,239 Sorry, I was looking for a gift joke for a friend's birthday. 635 00:51:58,437 --> 00:52:01,575 - What kinkiest items do you have? - Depends. 636 00:52:01,773 --> 00:52:05,308 Do you mean curly in the ass or just curly white bread? 637 00:52:05,506 --> 00:52:08,321 Only curly white bread, please. 638 00:52:08,509 --> 00:52:11,887 - Third aisle. - Thank you. 639 00:52:28,464 --> 00:52:31,467 This is a butt plug. 640 00:52:31,800 --> 00:52:34,678 Some people like to put it their butts. 641 00:52:36,242 --> 00:52:37,879 Thank you very much. 642 00:52:45,479 --> 00:52:50,213 So, a good girl like you did it at Earl's Pornorama? 643 00:52:50,442 --> 00:52:53,090 I am here to buy a joke gift for a friend of mine 644 00:52:53,288 --> 00:52:58,199 - I'm not here to talk to strangers. - Why are you so nervous? 645 00:52:59,398 --> 00:53:01,494 Are you interested in me? 646 00:53:01,692 --> 00:53:04,330 God, it's very arrogant! 647 00:53:04,799 --> 00:53:08,531 I feel uncomfortable taking plastic penis with a man. 648 00:53:08,729 --> 00:53:10,877 Wait a minute. 649 00:53:12,577 --> 00:53:14,484 Do I not know you? 650 00:53:14,672 --> 00:53:16,747 - It could be. - God. 651 00:53:17,279 --> 00:53:20,115 Aren't you the guy in the movie with the naked ninja girl? 652 00:53:21,908 --> 00:53:26,151 Yes, I have done a lot of things since then That's a few things before 653 00:53:26,912 --> 00:53:30,322 I am. 654 00:53:30,853 --> 00:53:32,886 - I'm Joey Santino. - I know. 655 00:53:34,388 --> 00:53:36,963 My ex-boyfriend forced me to watch all your films. 656 00:53:37,161 --> 00:53:40,570 Forced by you? 657 00:53:40,987 --> 00:53:42,989 Well he loves you. 658 00:53:43,198 --> 00:53:45,971 Well, not after we fall in love, he won't do it 659 00:53:46,899 --> 00:53:50,308 I don't date actors 660 00:53:50,642 --> 00:53:52,477 661 00:54:29,333 --> 00:54:32,909 Joey isn't too smart But I like him innocent I am experiencing a phase not judging me 662 00:54:33,201 --> 00:54:34,880 and don't want to push people away just because they say stupid things 663 00:54:35,078 --> 00:54:38,487 I love you. 664 00:54:38,675 --> 00:54:40,812 - You only know me for 14 hours! - I know I love you in the first hour, but I waited 13 more to tell you. 665 00:54:41,020 --> 00:54:43,992 You only think you fall in love 'because we've had sex without stopping. 666 00:54:44,190 --> 00:54:47,724 How can you be so cynical? 667 00:54:47,922 --> 00:54:52,260 I've never felt like this in my whole life. 668 00:54:54,261 --> 00:54:56,566 You are the most beautiful thing It happened to me. 669 00:54:56,764 --> 00:54:59,537 670 00:54:59,735 --> 00:55:02,571 671 00:55:02,832 --> 00:55:05,313 you see? That's why I don't date actors. 672 00:55:05,501 --> 00:55:07,815 And you don't need to say it You love me back Because 673 00:55:08,003 --> 00:55:11,881 I only want you to know my feelings 674 00:55:12,069 --> 00:55:14,478 that's all. 675 00:55:15,207 --> 00:55:18,825 Unless you want to I won't stop you from saying it 676 00:55:19,023 --> 00:55:22,360 that you love me, if you want. 677 00:55:35,601 --> 00:55:38,270 I like you very much. 678 00:55:51,052 --> 00:55:52,814 - Hello. - This is me. 679 00:55:53,023 --> 00:55:55,118 Hey, what's wrong with Adam? 680 00:55:55,316 --> 00:55:58,621 There's not much I haven't seen Sunday Want to have dinner tomorrow? 681 00:55:59,059 --> 00:56:01,582 It's very sweet, but I can't I go outside. 682 00:56:01,791 --> 00:56:04,668 What about Friday? Do you want to watch a movie on Friday? 683 00:56:04,856 --> 00:56:06,900 No, I can't go to Malibu for the weekend 684 00:56:07,098 --> 00:56:08,964 Malibu? What is in Malibu? 685 00:56:09,391 --> 00:56:11,268 Great beach 686 00:56:11,466 --> 00:56:14,969 I see that In a Thomas Guide once with whom did you go? 687 00:56:15,230 --> 00:56:18,733 Someone, you don't know him He has a house there. 688 00:56:18,931 --> 00:56:22,570 - Are you like him? - What's with all the questions? 689 00:56:22,778 --> 00:56:25,114 There's no reason I just want to know if you like this rich Malibu person. 690 00:56:25,979 --> 00:56:28,679 Yes, I like him. 691 00:56:29,441 --> 00:56:33,017 - Do you like it very much? - Yes, he is good. 692 00:56:35,582 --> 00:56:37,990 - Hello? - Do you love him? 693 00:56:39,022 --> 00:56:41,003 I think so, huh. 694 00:56:41,191 --> 00:56:44,193 We've been together every day for the past few weeks. 695 00:56:44,391 --> 00:56:47,843 That's good for you Do you know what? I have to go. 696 00:56:48,030 --> 00:56:51,095 Because I have a date with an actress. You know. 697 00:56:52,065 --> 00:56:55,641 - I'll call you when I come back. - Sure, good. 698 00:57:17,421 --> 00:57:19,089 - I can't accept it. - What? 699 00:57:19,287 --> 00:57:20,862 I can't - I can't accept it. - Just enter here 700 00:57:20,987 --> 00:57:23,333 I think I've forgotten you I thought I was done. 701 00:57:23,531 --> 00:57:27,670 God, this is terrible! 702 00:57:27,868 --> 00:57:31,173 - Please, don't go to Malibu. - You are crazy? That's a joke, right? 703 00:57:31,496 --> 00:57:35,281 This is no joke. This is not. 704 00:57:35,542 --> 00:57:38,482 705 00:57:38,680 --> 00:57:42,245 706 00:57:42,444 --> 00:57:45,686 707 00:57:45,884 --> 00:57:49,888 708 00:57:50,117 --> 00:57:52,682 709 00:57:52,880 --> 00:57:56,164 710 00:57:56,394 --> 00:57:59,459 711 00:57:59,761 --> 00:58:04,078 712 00:58:04,265 --> 00:58:07,935 713 00:58:08,133 --> 00:58:11,438 - I love you. - Go on a date, you will be fine. 714 00:58:11,678 --> 00:58:14,545 - Can you tell me one thing? - What? 715 00:58:14,941 --> 00:58:17,256 What is his last name? 716 00:58:17,673 --> 00:58:19,915 Just tell me his last name 717 00:58:20,717 --> 00:58:21,979 Santino 718 00:58:22,177 --> 00:58:24,992 Santino That's perfect Joey 719 00:58:27,786 --> 00:58:30,852 Joey Santino, the actor? 720 00:58:31,050 --> 00:58:34,501 My titty ninja? You hate it! 721 00:58:34,688 --> 00:58:37,264 Actually he's a very good actor. 722 00:58:37,462 --> 00:58:39,662 Obviously you haven't seen all of his work in the future. 723 00:58:39,860 --> 00:58:43,404 What, work later? Motherfucker! 724 00:58:43,603 --> 00:58:46,939 my Lord! You must be kidding! How can you? 725 00:58:48,169 --> 00:58:50,171 Adam, you have to go. 726 00:58:50,369 --> 00:58:53,215 - You shouldn't fall in love. - Stop being hypocritical 727 00:58:53,841 --> 00:58:57,980 I'm a man! I make love! I'm not in love! 728 00:58:58,178 --> 00:59:02,588 - Maybe not. - You think Mr. Italian is fucking 729 00:59:02,786 --> 00:59:05,528 he made love to you, he loves you? I don't think so! 730 00:59:05,883 --> 00:59:09,032 - Whatever. - I'm out of here, okay? 731 00:59:09,459 --> 00:59:11,398 This is fucking damn it! 732 00:59:11,586 --> 00:59:14,391 Don't call fucking! 733 00:59:50,319 --> 00:59:52,863 - Are you Miss Kate Wells? - Yes 734 00:59:53,061 --> 00:59:55,375 I have a message for you from Adam Levy. 735 00:59:57,033 --> 01:00:00,807 Even though we're just friends Only friends, only friends I don't like other girls You are my baby. 736 01:00:01,005 --> 01:00:05,666 737 01:00:06,437 --> 01:00:10,545 Don't date that stupid guy That stupid guy, that stupid guy 738 01:00:10,743 --> 01:00:13,047 if you do it I will start crying. 739 01:00:13,256 --> 01:00:17,280 You are my baby. 740 01:00:21,023 --> 01:00:23,400 Mr. Levy wants you to have it 741 01:00:23,588 --> 01:00:27,091 the picture is signed from itself 742 01:00:27,289 --> 01:00:30,740 and this Wait, it's improving. 743 01:00:30,928 --> 01:00:35,098 - Cheese sandwich. - Thank you. 744 01:00:50,717 --> 01:00:53,021 - Hello. - Does the little one sing? 745 01:00:53,844 --> 01:00:55,825 What do you think? 746 01:00:56,013 --> 01:00:57,994 - Did you get my photo? - Adam? 747 01:00:58,182 --> 01:01:00,163 Next to boys? 748 01:01:00,361 --> 01:01:02,925 Yes, I got a sandwich and I got your picture. 749 01:01:03,124 --> 01:01:05,219 - Can you stop torturing me? - Come here. 750 01:01:06,168 --> 01:01:09,619 Get rid of him. We will exercise, we will spoon, we will do everything. 751 01:01:09,994 --> 01:01:12,497 - We will hang around all day. - Adam. 752 01:01:12,705 --> 01:01:14,759 What do you use? 753 01:01:22,245 --> 01:01:24,413 God, this is beautiful here. 754 01:01:32,348 --> 01:01:35,382 Do you talk to me? 755 01:01:37,352 --> 01:01:39,959 Do you talk to me? 756 01:01:40,626 --> 01:01:42,503 There is no one else here. 757 01:01:45,161 --> 01:01:48,445 Who do you think are you talking to? 758 01:01:49,676 --> 01:01:51,667 - De Niro! - Right. 759 01:01:51,865 --> 01:01:54,607 De Niro is the best I swear, I love him, Him. 760 01:01:54,805 --> 01:01:56,911 De Niro. 761 01:01:57,109 --> 01:01:59,445 Yes, he's a good actor. 762 01:02:01,978 --> 01:02:03,813 OK? 763 01:02:05,346 --> 01:02:08,192 OK? I mean, we talk about Robert De Niro here. 764 01:02:09,516 --> 01:02:13,353 OK? Come on him a. 765 01:02:13,562 --> 01:02:16,762 Peanut butter and jelly sandwich Good asparagus is good. 766 01:02:16,961 --> 01:02:19,265 De Niro, he isn't. 767 01:02:19,932 --> 01:02:23,310 I mean, like "Cape Fear". 768 01:02:25,562 --> 01:02:27,595 Counselor. 769 01:02:27,793 --> 01:02:30,973 Exit, out wherever you are 770 01:02:31,307 --> 01:02:35,748 I know you, you jerk! I am better than all of you! 771 01:02:35,936 --> 01:02:39,210 I can get out of your study, I can get out-read you 772 01:02:39,418 --> 01:02:41,118 I can guess you 773 01:02:41,316 --> 01:02:44,579 and I can philosophize you. 774 01:02:44,788 --> 01:02:47,811 And I will live longer than you! 775 01:02:49,219 --> 01:02:53,181 That's good, right? And "Raging Bull", which one 776 01:02:53,400 --> 01:02:56,089 biggest show all the time. 777 01:02:56,819 --> 01:02:59,394 You will drop me off, Ray You will drop me off. 778 01:03:01,636 --> 01:03:05,400 Are you okay? I know the Heimlich. 779 01:03:06,776 --> 01:03:10,467 - You want to ruin my relationship? - Your nose is very funny. 780 01:03:10,675 --> 01:03:13,199 You never tried to get me back before what ego trip did you do? 781 01:03:13,417 --> 01:03:14,679 - Can I kiss her? - What? 782 01:03:14,877 --> 01:03:17,369 - nose. - Stop messing up my life I was involved with someone else. 783 01:03:17,577 --> 01:03:19,819 Marry me? Please. 784 01:03:20,007 --> 01:03:22,050 - Are you listening to me? - I understand, do not worry 785 01:03:22,248 --> 01:03:24,886 I broke up with you Because I'm not experienced. 786 01:03:25,084 --> 01:03:27,534 787 01:03:27,722 --> 01:03:31,632 You are my third girlfriend How should I know better? 788 01:03:31,819 --> 01:03:35,833 You are so easy compared to me I am the 14th You are my 3rd child. 789 01:03:36,032 --> 01:03:37,554 - Listen, you can't. - Just marry me I'm sorry, I messed up I can't live with this kind of mistake. 790 01:03:37,762 --> 01:03:41,265 Don't you see? This is really a bad time. 791 01:03:41,474 --> 01:03:43,497 You can't wait until I engage with other people 792 01:03:43,695 --> 01:03:46,145 then suddenly proposes marriage or claims you love me I will change How does that sound? We will make a contract 793 01:03:46,343 --> 01:03:49,273 794 01:03:49,481 --> 01:03:52,108 795 01:03:52,307 --> 01:03:54,850 everything you don't like about me I will change. 796 01:03:55,049 --> 01:03:57,457 Your death sentence is against it, For that I am opposed to it now. 797 01:03:57,645 --> 01:04:00,282 We will do a candle watch in prison 798 01:04:00,491 --> 01:04:03,431 - I don't want you to change. - Do you know what? I will not change I learned enough from you We will fly, travel 799 01:04:03,619 --> 01:04:07,466 I will go to therapy, I will forget it fear of planes and we will travel 800 01:04:07,654 --> 01:04:11,470 Adam, stop it Stop now. 801 01:04:11,657 --> 01:04:15,067 Alright. Let me ask you a question Right out, all kidding 802 01:04:17,193 --> 01:04:22,271 Katie will you marry me? 803 01:04:22,740 --> 01:04:26,546 No. 804 01:04:29,871 --> 01:04:32,155 805 01:04:35,616 --> 01:04:38,254 I won't torture again 806 01:04:39,057 --> 01:04:41,288 if you are happy, I'm glad you are happy. 807 01:04:41,788 --> 01:04:43,780 I make you miserable and I'm sorry. 808 01:04:45,990 --> 01:04:49,264 - I just want you to know something. - What? 809 01:04:50,265 --> 01:04:54,904 I can't be friends I'm too weak. 810 01:04:55,102 --> 01:04:58,303 - Adam. - I can't even be near you. 811 01:04:58,501 --> 01:05:02,380 You are here like this amazing Juicy ham sandwich 812 01:05:02,567 --> 01:05:06,675 that I want to eat, and I can't because my lips are sewn. 813 01:05:07,040 --> 01:05:10,387 - That's a pretty analogy. - You know what I mean. 814 01:05:20,917 --> 01:05:22,554 Have a nice life. 815 01:05:22,763 --> 01:05:26,599 Don't say that. You know we will meet again. 816 01:05:26,829 --> 01:05:28,393 Yes, right 817 01:05:41,905 --> 01:05:46,044 Is love crazy? No But it feels like that. 818 01:05:46,242 --> 01:05:50,183 All the chemicals in your brain change every word he says into poetry. 819 01:05:50,381 --> 01:05:53,582 Have I ever told you what I used to do with my younger brother? 820 01:05:54,082 --> 01:05:58,493 Whenever he makes a mistake, I put dog poop under his pillow 821 01:05:58,680 --> 01:06:03,268 I will say, "Jimmy, go under the pillow and count to 2O". 822 01:06:04,091 --> 01:06:07,167 Half the time he can until 1 o before he realizes what happened. 823 01:06:07,365 --> 01:06:10,399 That's very stupid Jimmy? Not. 824 01:06:10,660 --> 01:06:12,328 She's a lawyer now She's the smartest of us all. 825 01:06:12,536 --> 01:06:16,029 826 01:06:23,713 --> 01:06:26,236 Do you remember me now? 827 01:06:27,685 --> 01:06:32,096 Relationships are based entirely on sex end of minutes, sex becomes boring. 828 01:06:32,283 --> 01:06:34,660 So if you want to survive outside boring sex. 829 01:06:34,848 --> 01:06:37,423 You should try to connect to a deeper level 830 01:06:37,621 --> 01:06:40,186 I brought us some cheese bread. 831 01:06:40,395 --> 01:06:42,303 Thank you. 832 01:06:45,858 --> 01:06:49,142 Do you think people can stay passionate about each other forever? 833 01:06:50,737 --> 01:06:54,105 Yes, as long as they work on that relationship 834 01:06:54,314 --> 01:06:56,440 and don't get fat 835 01:06:56,639 --> 01:06:58,421 I hope 836 01:06:58,609 --> 01:07:01,205 I'm not sure it's natural I like to think it's possible. 837 01:07:02,081 --> 01:07:06,689 I think, over time, we will come to take it for granted. 838 01:07:06,887 --> 01:07:08,660 And after years stayed together saying 839 01:07:08,847 --> 01:07:11,391 "I love you" is like saying "cheese sandwich", you know? 840 01:07:12,090 --> 01:07:15,656 Did you know that Robert De Niro is lactose intolerant? 841 01:07:22,526 --> 01:07:25,998 After chemicals go crazy In my brain it stops increasing I started forgetting it phase didn't judge me 842 01:07:26,196 --> 01:07:28,938 Joey and I will have it real conversation soon 843 01:07:31,409 --> 01:07:35,976 I will die. 844 01:07:37,415 --> 01:07:39,510 - Are you listening to me? - What? 845 01:07:40,918 --> 01:07:44,254 I will die. 846 01:07:44,452 --> 01:07:46,527 When? 847 01:07:46,725 --> 01:07:48,560 One day. 848 01:07:48,758 --> 01:07:50,895 849 01:07:51,094 --> 01:07:54,691 We will all die Watch a movie. 850 01:07:55,890 --> 01:07:58,277 Doesn't that bother you? 851 01:07:58,465 --> 01:08:01,697 - I don't think about these things. - Why not? 852 01:08:01,905 --> 01:08:04,710 Look, we are in the middle of the movie . 853 01:08:04,898 --> 01:08:06,899 That's when I think about the most deaths. 854 01:08:07,098 --> 01:08:10,569 All these people are staring at darkness scaring me. 855 01:08:11,174 --> 01:08:13,708 - You don't understand? - No, okay? I do not understand that. 856 01:08:13,916 --> 01:08:16,950 Why do I have to get it? I don't want to get that. 857 01:08:17,284 --> 01:08:21,350 That's the problem We should meet each other. 858 01:08:21,548 --> 01:08:23,863 You don't get me, I don't get you. 859 01:08:24,050 --> 01:08:27,261 What? What the hell is this what are you talking about? 860 01:08:27,460 --> 01:08:31,025 Do you know what my problem is? I am a buoy I float through life like dead bodies in the river 861 01:08:31,234 --> 01:08:34,028 crashing into rocks and logs I didn't choose my path. 862 01:08:34,226 --> 01:08:36,999 - Shut up! - I just hit things, like you I met you at a porn shop, Blast! I have sex with you. 863 01:08:37,197 --> 01:08:39,606 Explosion! I have a relationship with your I don't think, I'm just booming! 864 01:08:39,794 --> 01:08:42,244 - Shut your mouth! - So that's me for you? 865 01:08:42,442 --> 01:08:45,611 I only have a few logs You met at a porn shop? 866 01:08:45,809 --> 01:08:48,405 You wear sunglasses in the cinema. 867 01:08:48,604 --> 01:08:51,377 - They subscribe. - That's a recipe, you fool! 868 01:08:51,950 --> 01:08:54,150 869 01:08:54,348 --> 01:08:58,154 870 01:08:58,352 --> 01:09:04,357 Okay, Mrs. Thesaurus, I'm an idiot You know, that's it. 871 01:09:04,951 --> 01:09:09,800 Hasta la vista, baby This is a guy who won't stand it anymore. 872 01:09:10,592 --> 01:09:12,938 You will all die Think about that. 873 01:09:13,136 --> 01:09:16,107 You will all die And no one will remember you because they will all die too! Excuse me. 874 01:09:16,295 --> 01:09:19,433 Hi, this is Adam I'm not home, so leave your message after a beep. 875 01:09:24,844 --> 01:09:28,546 Hi, Adam This is me 876 01:09:29,473 --> 01:09:31,757 Adam, are you there? 877 01:09:32,445 --> 01:09:34,749 I don't want to call other people. 878 01:09:39,055 --> 01:09:43,861 Are you okay? 879 01:09:44,059 --> 01:09:45,926 - What's wrong, honey? - We broke up. 880 01:09:46,895 --> 01:09:50,242 - God. - I broke up with Joey. 881 01:09:50,430 --> 01:09:52,567 882 01:09:52,765 --> 01:09:55,330 Terrible. 883 01:09:56,873 --> 01:09:58,541 - I failed. - You did not fail I am a leprosy sufferer. 884 01:09:58,739 --> 01:10:01,606 It's not true you have more potential relationships than anyone I know. 885 01:10:02,712 --> 01:10:06,152 Fuck potential Anyone can have potential. 886 01:10:06,340 --> 01:10:08,404 Are you kidding me? Your only problem is bad time. 887 01:10:08,613 --> 01:10:12,345 Two people can be perfect, and if the time is wrong, it won't work. 888 01:10:12,554 --> 01:10:16,401 Bad time is the most important reason normal people end singles. 889 01:10:17,318 --> 01:10:20,624 Normal people? 890 01:10:20,832 --> 01:10:22,771 Weirdos is single because they are weird but people like us 891 01:10:22,959 --> 01:10:25,232 892 01:10:25,430 --> 01:10:27,067 893 01:10:27,265 --> 01:10:30,466 we are single because we are victims of bad times. 894 01:10:30,768 --> 01:10:33,249 Since when do you have a lot of things you know? 895 01:10:33,437 --> 01:10:37,472 Because you fell in love and I have been lying awake every night and wondering 896 01:10:37,680 --> 01:10:40,704 if I ever find anyone that I feel as usual. 897 01:10:49,483 --> 01:10:52,329 There is no bad time, Adam 898 01:10:59,221 --> 01:11:02,828 if the time is right, you tell me, okay? 899 01:11:06,091 --> 01:11:07,947 How about now? You think? 900 01:11:08,135 --> 01:11:11,586 Okay, that's cool Take as much time as you want. 901 01:11:22,346 --> 01:11:24,879 Love ls ecstasy and pain 902 01:11:25,254 --> 01:11:28,195 freedom and imprisonment 903 01:11:28,580 --> 01:11:31,364 longing and loneliness. 904 01:11:31,854 --> 01:11:35,795 That makes us together _ when life makes us separate. 905 01:11:37,891 --> 01:11:44,073 So, when you find that perfect man, hold tight. 906 01:11:44,271 --> 01:11:48,296 Then call me so I can see what he looks like and laugh 907 01:11:48,494 --> 01:11:51,205 because he is not there, you are sad, manly 908 01:11:51,413 --> 01:11:54,385 suckers are a little optimistic. 909 01:11:58,044 --> 01:12:00,484 I'm out I can't do the task 910 01:12:00,776 --> 01:12:04,727 I always feel like a fraud here Everything I write is nonsense. 911 01:12:05,019 --> 01:12:07,782 And I'm really in demand, I can't do it anymore. 912 01:12:07,991 --> 01:12:11,869 And honestly I'm sorry if I have caused you a problem. 913 01:12:12,182 --> 01:12:15,821 Wait a minute She's too fat. 914 01:12:16,029 --> 01:12:19,063 Everything you write here own bullshit? 915 01:12:19,522 --> 01:12:23,609 - No one has a grain of truth? - There is no. 916 01:12:23,807 --> 01:12:27,675 So your research about the blow job can cure depression 917 01:12:27,873 --> 01:12:29,844 really made. 918 01:12:30,042 --> 01:12:32,388 No, actually, that is true. 919 01:12:32,575 --> 01:12:34,671 But it only works for suckee. 920 01:12:34,879 --> 01:12:37,350 Suckers always stay depressed. 921 01:12:39,112 --> 01:12:41,052 I already said that 922 01:13:01,831 --> 01:13:03,436 I'm here. 923 01:13:03,645 --> 01:13:06,606 Actually, can I ask you a few questions if that's okay? 924 01:13:07,607 --> 01:13:10,244 Of course, continue. 925 01:13:10,880 --> 01:13:13,549 - Are you married? - Not. 926 01:13:13,748 --> 01:13:16,844 - Do you have children around? - Not. 927 01:13:17,146 --> 01:13:20,358 Do you feel the need to have sex with many different women? 928 01:13:21,452 --> 01:13:22,933 - No. - Are you a liar? 929 01:13:23,121 --> 01:13:24,393 Yes. 930 01:13:24,591 --> 01:13:26,155 Just kidding. 931 01:13:27,426 --> 01:13:29,460 Good you have a sense of humor. 932 01:13:29,658 --> 01:13:32,295 That's my next question Can you listen? 933 01:13:33,098 --> 01:13:35,507 I'm sorry, what? 934 01:13:35,694 --> 01:13:40,146 - How do you see me? - I got it Only one more, I promise. 935 01:13:41,470 --> 01:13:44,973 Do you have a problem with a complicated woman? 936 01:13:45,172 --> 01:13:47,611 Great, let's go. 937 01:13:47,872 --> 01:13:50,583 Can I ask one question? 938 01:13:50,781 --> 01:13:53,387 Of course I'm sorry, ask whatever you want. 939 01:13:54,242 --> 01:13:56,911 Have you allowed Jesus Christ into your heart? 940 01:13:57,516 --> 01:14:00,894 - God! - If I can have one moment. 941 01:14:01,082 --> 01:14:03,657 - No, Get out! - May I? 942 01:14:04,929 --> 01:14:08,526 - If the next knock is the devil. - Get away! 943 01:14:08,724 --> 01:14:12,602 - Listen, it's been permitted. - Get away! Now! 944 01:14:13,499 --> 01:14:15,271 Thank you. 945 01:14:15,459 --> 01:14:17,868 Hi, are you Kate Wells? 946 01:14:18,076 --> 01:14:22,215 - Yes and you are Rob, right? - Right. 947 01:14:55,870 --> 01:15:00,041 Thank you. 948 01:15:01,980 --> 01:15:04,420 - Thank you for coming. - Nice to meet you. 949 01:15:12,416 --> 01:15:15,461 - You're good. - Thank you. 950 01:15:16,191 --> 01:15:18,568 And evil. 951 01:15:19,725 --> 01:15:22,759 I like my men good and bad. 952 01:15:23,499 --> 01:15:25,595 Thank you. 953 01:15:26,669 --> 01:15:30,339 - Do you have a boyfriend? - Yes, of course. 954 01:15:31,069 --> 01:15:34,530 She's dating now. 955 01:16:04,098 --> 01:16:05,735 So where is your free date? 956 01:16:05,933 --> 01:16:09,405 - I told him that I was sick. - Yes, you are sick. 957 01:16:09,603 --> 01:16:12,314 Yes, from wanting you back. 958 01:16:41,131 --> 01:16:43,008 That's amazing 959 01:16:43,196 --> 01:16:46,480 I am very proud of myself. 960 01:16:47,241 --> 01:16:50,411 - I did it well, right? - Yes, you are fine. 961 01:16:50,974 --> 01:16:54,602 - It's different. - I surprise you, I know that. 962 01:16:54,873 --> 01:16:58,751 - You look scared. - I want to know where you are studying. 963 01:16:59,346 --> 01:17:02,255 We have to break up more often. 964 01:17:02,713 --> 01:17:04,527 We have to 965 01:17:04,715 --> 01:17:07,457 - I love you. - Me, too. 966 01:17:08,625 --> 01:17:11,065 Exit. 967 01:17:13,869 --> 01:17:17,039 - So with Joey, is that now? 16? - Shut up. 968 01:17:17,237 --> 01:17:19,145 No, seriously 969 01:17:19,364 --> 01:17:21,678 15 I am 14 years old. 970 01:17:21,866 --> 01:17:24,003 What about Peaches? Tell me about Peaches 971 01:17:24,201 --> 01:17:26,234 - I don't want to know about him. - No, you do. 972 01:17:26,433 --> 01:17:28,309 Where do you think I learned what I did