1 00:00:14,222 --> 00:00:20,019 When I first came to Los Angeles, it looked like just this mass of dots. 2 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:25,858 All jumbled and disconnected. 3 00:00:33,450 --> 00:00:35,659 It was pretty disorienting. 4 00:01:30,381 --> 00:01:33,592 What the fuck are you doing? I'm straight. 5 00:01:34,677 --> 00:01:38,263 That is so how all guys say that No, I'm serious, dude. 6 00:01:38,431 --> 00:01:42,476 Oh really? It's too bad. 'Cos I'm amazing. 7 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:45,354 I don't like to brag, but I can suck the 8 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:48,607 engine block to the tail pipe of the '58 Chevy. 9 00:01:48,691 --> 00:01:52,569 Really? Yeah, talking 'bout the big ones with the 380s. 10 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:59,159 Oh. So you know cars, yeah? And beer. 11 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:02,496 See, unlike with women, you can crack one open right after. 12 00:02:02,664 --> 00:02:04,373 Hell! You can have one during. 13 00:02:04,415 --> 00:02:07,543 It'll just be a little fun between buddies, you know. 14 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:09,503 And you'll never have to call me. 15 00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:13,924 Till you're up for another round, that is. 16 00:02:46,374 --> 00:02:51,753 You're not worried about Elizabeth coming in? 17 00:02:51,754 --> 00:02:55,591 Elizabeth? My roommate is Julie. 18 00:02:57,886 --> 00:03:00,262 I'm here for a date with Elizabeth. 19 00:03:00,763 --> 00:03:04,391 Elizabeth is 243D, as in 'down the walk'. 20 00:03:04,559 --> 00:03:15,527 This is 243B. As in 'Blowjob'. You're not StraightCurious from AOL? 21 00:03:15,987 --> 00:03:20,866 No. Not again. 22 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:23,744 Oh, shut up! You are so lying to me! 23 00:03:24,037 --> 00:03:27,039 No, check the journal! Look. 24 00:03:27,373 --> 00:03:33,462 September 20th. Oh my God! That is so funny! 25 00:03:33,630 --> 00:03:36,340 So maybe you should write a song about that. 26 00:03:36,507 --> 00:03:38,091 I can't believe you've almost done with your demo 27 00:03:38,092 --> 00:03:39,843 and you haven't written a song about your best friend. 28 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:41,678 Yeah, I can't believe that the tree falls in the forest 29 00:03:41,846 --> 00:03:43,096 it wouldn't have something to do with you. 30 00:03:43,264 --> 00:03:44,723 Hey, J. Martinis, vodka or gin? 31 00:03:44,891 --> 00:03:48,644 Gin, and you, you can tell that friend of yours to go fuck himself. 32 00:03:48,811 --> 00:03:50,187 You know, I only have one friend who can 33 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:51,939 actually do that, and I doubt you've met. 34 00:03:52,106 --> 00:03:54,942 I mean the base player. We were just supposed to lay down some tracks 35 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:57,819 but the second song it was like my bra had grown hands. 36 00:03:57,820 --> 00:03:59,488 Excuse me, wannabees, order up. 37 00:03:59,530 --> 00:04:01,615 One callback, she's Margo Channing 38 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:04,952 Second callback, thank you. Second lead in the feature. 39 00:04:04,994 --> 00:04:08,413 I'm so getting this. Soon, I can kiss you losers goodbye 40 00:04:08,414 --> 00:04:11,959 and finally justify moving to this miserable fucking town. 41 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,211 You ever read for Barry Wolf? 42 00:04:14,212 --> 00:04:17,256 Hey, why are we skipping on the fries? Come on, load me up. 43 00:04:17,423 --> 00:04:19,216 Barry Wolf read me once for this commercial, 44 00:04:19,384 --> 00:04:21,593 he was licking me with his eye the whole time. 45 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,595 They don't call him the 'Wolf who cried Boy' for nothing. 46 00:04:23,763 --> 00:04:25,055 You know, he wouldn't even see me for that 47 00:04:25,223 --> 00:04:29,226 crappy TV 'Wacky Gay Neighbour' thing? What's that about? I'm gay, I'm wacky 48 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:32,271 Maybe you're not neighbourly. Fuck you. I'm Donna Reed on a stick 49 00:04:33,314 --> 00:04:35,565 Excuse me, darlings. I hate to interrupt this 50 00:04:35,566 --> 00:04:38,026 important discussion between all you big stars... 51 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:40,279 I'll settle for medium star. Point well taken. 52 00:04:40,280 --> 00:04:43,073 In the meantime, I hear that Disney's opening a Fantasia 53 00:04:43,074 --> 00:04:45,867 restaurant where the plates fly themselves to the tables. 54 00:04:45,910 --> 00:04:49,913 Until then, what to do. Hot stuff, coming through. Yes! 55 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:03,927 Hi guys. 56 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:08,598 You take one of my tracks and give the karaoke at Funny Boys. Julie! 57 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:12,519 Also two-for-one margaritas? I'll be there. 58 00:05:26,367 --> 00:05:28,410 Enjoy your meal. 59 00:06:03,613 --> 00:06:07,574 Quit gawking, we don't have all day. 60 00:06:11,829 --> 00:06:19,628 Au, fuck. Yeah, fuck you too. Mum? Julie. Where the hell are you? 61 00:06:19,670 --> 00:06:24,549 I'm here. Isn't this where you called me, where did we end up last night? 62 00:06:24,550 --> 00:06:27,803 I don't know, but I woke up without my bra. That's never a good sign. 63 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:32,391 I wouldn't worry about it. 64 00:06:32,725 --> 00:06:36,103 So, why are you calling me and not just tiptoeing 65 00:06:36,270 --> 00:06:39,022 across the hall with sympathy and Excedrin? 66 00:06:39,899 --> 00:06:45,237 I tried that, I thought you'd gone. Spin class is starting. Oh fuck. 67 00:06:47,281 --> 00:06:49,116 Hey, hold up a minute. 68 00:06:50,243 --> 00:06:54,121 We've met. Um, no, I'm brand new here. 69 00:06:54,705 --> 00:06:57,624 Hey, Green, let's get it moving along huh. Gotta go. 70 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:05,549 All unpacked... final bell, Harmon is down. 71 00:07:06,509 --> 00:07:08,510 Hey Gilford why don't you come over here and give me a back rub? 72 00:07:08,553 --> 00:07:12,472 Wrong tree. Barking. Think I'm rubbing your pimply back, you homo. 73 00:07:12,473 --> 00:07:16,435 David? Come on, Green, help a guy, allright? Have stuff to put away. 74 00:07:16,477 --> 00:07:19,062 Come on, Gil, just like ten minutes. You know I'd give you one. 75 00:07:19,605 --> 00:07:22,190 You're on. No, I asked you first. Nope. 76 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:27,195 That hurts! Prepare to die, dude. 77 00:07:35,288 --> 00:07:37,622 Hey. Hi! 78 00:07:38,875 --> 00:07:43,336 You remember me, from across the way? Yeah. Harmon! 79 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:47,507 I brought you guys a 'Welcome to the complex' sixer. 80 00:07:47,758 --> 00:07:50,760 Uh, thanks, but we don't drink. 81 00:07:55,183 --> 00:07:57,350 What kind of frat boys are you? 82 00:07:58,060 --> 00:07:59,895 Who called up Deliver-A-Fag? 83 00:08:00,021 --> 00:08:03,398 Geez, Ryder a little louder and he'll probably hear you. I don't care 84 00:08:03,399 --> 00:08:07,027 You see those flippin' shorts he was wearing? 85 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:15,160 Just check that. OK, three of these 86 00:08:16,829 --> 00:08:20,582 There was the most adorable man, Daniel, here this evening. 87 00:08:21,042 --> 00:08:23,168 I thought I might introduce you. Really? 88 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:28,298 Blue shirt, end of the bar? Actually yes. Daniel. We've met. 89 00:08:28,966 --> 00:08:35,096 August, 3rd... yup. Oh, not so good, not so good. 90 00:08:37,391 --> 00:08:39,809 Andrew, can I have a glass of that Merlot there? 91 00:08:39,977 --> 00:08:41,978 Sure thing. And Ben called for you, Miss M. 92 00:08:45,274 --> 00:08:48,318 Well, I suppose if he calls this late in the week, 93 00:08:48,319 --> 00:08:52,531 I can call him this late in the evening, right? - Absolutely. - Cheers. 94 00:08:54,158 --> 00:08:57,369 Oh oh, you guys wanna hear something freaky? Remember those four people 95 00:08:57,370 --> 00:09:00,622 that moved into Elizabeth's old apartment? Guess what they do. 96 00:09:00,790 --> 00:09:03,458 Quadruplet porn stars. This town? Hardly freaky. 97 00:09:03,626 --> 00:09:04,918 They're rodeo clowns. 98 00:09:05,086 --> 00:09:07,003 No, listen, it's even weirder than that. 99 00:09:07,171 --> 00:09:09,506 They are Mormon missionaries, swear to God. 100 00:09:10,174 --> 00:09:13,510 Oh. Although rodeo clowns would've been kinda cool. 101 00:09:13,553 --> 00:09:16,888 They must've loved your aberrant lifestyle. I dated a Mormon guy once. 102 00:09:17,056 --> 00:09:21,476 His family put him through shock therapy. We have sex, he was wild. 103 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:22,978 Then he wanna throw himself out the window. 104 00:09:23,437 --> 00:09:27,107 So, you live on the first floor. Yes, but it's hell on my azaleas 105 00:09:28,317 --> 00:09:30,777 Wouldn't it be funny if you converted them instead of them converting you? 106 00:09:31,445 --> 00:09:35,824 No, I've seen these boys, they're wound way too tight for that. 107 00:09:36,075 --> 00:09:37,701 I bet he can't do it. 108 00:09:39,036 --> 00:09:44,165 - Oh, wait. Are we betting here? - Same as always, five and a sixer? 109 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:47,085 Oh no, this is big. 20 bucks says he can't. 110 00:09:47,878 --> 00:09:50,380 We're going high stakes? 50 says he can't. 111 00:09:50,631 --> 00:09:53,383 I've seen the guys on the bikes. This time you've met your match. 112 00:09:53,551 --> 00:09:57,971 Bullshit. 50 says he can. And I bust tables for a week. 113 00:09:58,139 --> 00:10:02,601 - 50, 2 weeks, can't. - OK, I'm in with Andrew, no way. 114 00:10:02,768 --> 00:10:03,810 Oh, cool. We on? 115 00:10:03,978 --> 00:10:06,563 So what are we talking about here? I get him to what? 116 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:10,734 Do anything? Blowjob? We need proof. OK, underwear. 117 00:10:10,901 --> 00:10:12,527 I knew this other Mormon guy in the army. 118 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:14,738 They got these sacred boxers they shimmer. 119 00:10:15,072 --> 00:10:20,160 Get one of those. Sacred undies? I gotta see this. All right, I'm in. 120 00:10:20,328 --> 00:10:21,661 I will get one of those boys out of their underwear. 121 00:10:21,829 --> 00:10:22,996 Seal the deal. 122 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:26,207 Alright, we're going out tonight? 123 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,461 Oh please, not another episode of 'Christian hooks up'. 124 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:33,423 - Hey, gotta keep my skills honed. - To skills. 125 00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:41,157 - Hey, leaving? - Yeah, yoga. You? 126 00:11:41,325 --> 00:11:43,243 Mmm, arm day... 127 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:49,666 Hey, I don't think we've met. I'm Julie Taylor. 128 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:52,752 Hi. I'm Elder Davis. What you reading there? 129 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:57,424 I'm just studying. You know, I thought I'd come outside. 130 00:11:57,425 --> 00:12:01,261 'Cos, we're from Idaho, it gets cold in October. 131 00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:06,599 Oh, wow, bummer. It's pretty much like this all the time here. 132 00:12:06,767 --> 00:12:08,518 - Isn't it, Chris? - Yeah. 133 00:12:09,395 --> 00:12:14,733 So, what is it that you guys do? We talk to people about our church. 134 00:12:15,109 --> 00:12:17,694 Oh really? Chris likes to talk to people. 135 00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:20,488 Sometimes it helps people to find meaning in their lives. 136 00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:22,615 Julie was complaining her life is void of meaning. 137 00:12:22,783 --> 00:12:26,578 - Void? I said 'void'? - Maybe we can come talk to you. 138 00:12:26,746 --> 00:12:30,874 - You know, we would like that. - Sure. OK. 139 00:12:34,086 --> 00:12:35,170 Bye. 140 00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,174 Subtle... 141 00:12:39,341 --> 00:12:43,720 Yeah, I got 50 right on you. See you at work. 142 00:12:48,517 --> 00:12:49,768 Thank God she's leaving. 143 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,395 Can you believe 'Entertainment Weekly' called her 144 00:12:52,646 --> 00:12:54,522 the new sweetheart of American cinema? 145 00:12:54,565 --> 00:12:57,525 That cunt? She made Julie take my table, because she thought 146 00:12:57,526 --> 00:13:00,487 I hadn't bathed recently. Like she should talk. Did you see her eat? 147 00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:03,782 Yeah, did you check out her legs? Now I know why they call them calves. 148 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:06,409 I bet after sex, she smokes a ham 149 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:10,997 Darling, give me a glass of Cuvet 150 00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:15,502 I do hope we're not speaking disparagingly about our clientele. 151 00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:19,047 Gossip is so ignoble. 152 00:13:19,423 --> 00:13:21,424 Especially regarding those less fortunate. 153 00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,092 Less fortunate? That bitch?! 154 00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:25,845 You know something... tell. 155 00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:28,932 No, I would never tell tales, such as 156 00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:31,935 with the frequency she does it 157 00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:36,689 the poor child must think that binging and purging are aerobic excercise. 158 00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:38,233 She hardly looks bulimic. 159 00:13:38,400 --> 00:13:40,777 Yes, if I were a different sort, I'd suggest 160 00:13:40,945 --> 00:13:44,531 a little more of the purging, a little less of the binging. 161 00:13:44,698 --> 00:13:47,826 But I would never say such things. For gossip is the lowest 162 00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,077 form of discourse. 163 00:13:50,830 --> 00:13:53,456 You should avoid it if at all possible. 164 00:13:53,749 --> 00:14:00,421 Hear, hear. I shall be in the office, cooking the books, if anyone needs me. 165 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:04,551 Oh, and Ben called. He seemed kind of insistent. 166 00:14:06,887 --> 00:14:09,764 Do you suppose Lila is hiding a boyfriend from us? 167 00:14:10,850 --> 00:14:13,852 Fucking skank... that's not a tip, that's an indictment. 168 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,688 Take it sound, J. Christ, who pissed in your Cheerios? 169 00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:20,024 Some A and R guy. She has drinks with this guy so he'll listen to her demo 170 00:14:20,192 --> 00:14:22,193 and now she fears for her virtue. Hey! 171 00:14:22,361 --> 00:14:25,238 He's totally cute. I bust my ass making a great demo, 172 00:14:25,239 --> 00:14:27,866 I can't get anyone to listen to it till this guy 173 00:14:28,033 --> 00:14:30,201 who obviously just wanted to fuck me. 174 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:32,328 Poor baby. I thought he was cute. 175 00:14:32,496 --> 00:14:35,248 What, you would have sex to help your career? 176 00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:38,835 Honey, I've blown a guy just to get him out of my apartment. 177 00:14:39,295 --> 00:14:41,129 Sex for my career would be noble. 178 00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:48,720 Ben, I'm not ready to make that kind of decision yet. 179 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:51,723 I have to go. OK, I'll call. 180 00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:58,021 - Here's Andrew's wine order. - Thank you. 181 00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:06,404 - Is there something else? - Everyone thinks Ben is your 182 00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:10,742 boyfriend, but he's not, he's a doctor, isn't he? 183 00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:13,828 - Is everything OK? - Young man, I will not 184 00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:17,874 be the subject of gossip in my own establishment. 185 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,292 Sorry. 186 00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:23,880 And that's how, through Joseph Smith, 187 00:15:23,881 --> 00:15:28,426 God restored the true church of Jesus Christ to the earth. 188 00:15:30,220 --> 00:15:31,638 Have any questions? 189 00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,516 How come if God talks to Joseph Smith, he's a prophet 190 00:15:35,684 --> 00:15:38,061 but if God talks to me, I'm schizophrenic? 191 00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:40,521 Ah, well, he was sort of special. 192 00:15:40,689 --> 00:15:43,733 What's the Mormon church's stand on black people? 193 00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:46,694 That's a good question. African American members 194 00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,697 have been allowed to hold the priesthood since 1978. 195 00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:53,242 Since disco. And women? 196 00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:56,371 Women don't get to hold the priesthood, what they get 197 00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:59,666 is to be wives and to be mothers and share in its blessings. 198 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:04,879 Oh, sharing. See, sharing is good. Christian here was wondering 199 00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:08,174 what is your church's stand on gay rights. 200 00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:09,926 Um well... There's no such thing. 201 00:16:10,094 --> 00:16:12,387 'Gay' and 'right' don't belong in the same sentence. 202 00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:15,264 Oh, but 'right' and 'rightwing' go hand-in-hand? 203 00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:16,849 Yeah, God hates homos. 204 00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:20,144 You're gonna come into my house and tell me God hates homosexuals? 205 00:16:21,230 --> 00:16:23,231 And the French! 206 00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:31,155 God hates the French? Everybody hates the French. 207 00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:58,349 Just push the orange button. Oh, you are such a sweetheart 208 00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:01,936 - for doing that, thank you. - You're welcome. 209 00:17:04,064 --> 00:17:07,692 Ma, you're flashing the whole terminal. I can't help it. 210 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,820 If I don't they are gonna end up around my knees. 211 00:17:11,989 --> 00:17:17,160 Oh, I'm losing the only other sane one around here. 212 00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:26,919 I think this belong to you now, son. Do us proud. 213 00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:28,671 Yes sir, I will. 214 00:17:31,967 --> 00:17:36,137 Now, you have yourself a real safe trip, OK? 215 00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:40,433 Oh, for crying out loud, I wasn't gonna do this. 216 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:43,019 Ma, you promised. If you start, I will. 217 00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:47,273 I know, but I can't help it, because you're my baby, you know. 218 00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:50,526 And you always will be. 219 00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:17,386 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 220 00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:25,353 Look, if there's a problem, I could come back. 221 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,480 Look, maybe I'm just homesick. 222 00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:29,857 Homesick? For Idaho? 223 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:35,446 - Okay, fine... - I'm sorry. That came out wrong. 224 00:18:35,614 --> 00:18:39,575 It's just... When I left home... I zoomed like a rocket here. 225 00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:43,412 But if you've never been away from home before... Have you? 226 00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:48,918 What? I've been away from home. Just, not for two whole years. 227 00:18:48,919 --> 00:18:51,796 Could be worse, could be raining. 228 00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:57,760 - That's 'Young Frankenstein'. - Yeah. 229 00:18:57,928 --> 00:19:02,515 - So two years, huh? - Yeah. 230 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:05,852 We're not allowed to call or go home in the holidays, 231 00:19:05,853 --> 00:19:07,812 and they're not allowed to visit. 232 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:14,277 - Wow, where do I sign up? - Hey, I happen to like my family. 233 00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:17,572 After all, a boy's best friend is his mother. 234 00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:23,536 'Psycho'! That's 'Psycho', right? 235 00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:29,208 She goes a bit mad sometimes... We all go a bit mad sometimes. 236 00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:31,502 At least you got your friends here, right? 237 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:37,300 What, Ryder? No, we just got assigned to each other a few weeks ago. 238 00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:39,510 Oh. Well, better you than me. 239 00:19:40,262 --> 00:19:43,347 Kind of a funny coincidence, all you guys being named Elmer, huh? 240 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:44,515 Elmer?! 241 00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:46,934 - You think I'm an Elmer? - Well, you're not? 242 00:19:47,102 --> 00:19:52,565 No, doofus! It's Elder. It's a title. Elder... 243 00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:56,903 Oh, that's a good thing. Somebody naming you Elmer, 244 00:19:57,070 --> 00:20:01,657 it's just mean. What's your first name, then? 245 00:20:01,992 --> 00:20:06,412 We're not allowed to use them. What? Why not? 246 00:20:06,580 --> 00:20:10,333 We're not allowed to do a lot of things. 247 00:20:13,795 --> 00:20:22,887 It's Aaron. Aaron. I like that. 248 00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:29,268 You're gonna sort through those, right? 249 00:20:29,436 --> 00:20:33,981 Colors and whites don't mix, Aaron. OK, thanks. 250 00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:37,944 Oh wait, you've never done your laundry before either, have you? 251 00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:40,529 Well, maybe I've just never done everybody's. 252 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:44,158 That's what I have to do, 'cos I'm a greeny. The new guy, you know. 253 00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:47,703 So I have to do everyone's laundry, in accordance with prophecy. 254 00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:48,704 Really. 255 00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:56,712 Sike! Dude, you're way too easy. 256 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:01,217 That's what I've heard. 257 00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:11,727 Well, thanks for the laundry tips. 258 00:21:16,066 --> 00:21:16,983 Geez, Elder. 259 00:21:17,150 --> 00:21:20,069 You're a thousand miles away over here. 260 00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:28,828 - How you doing, Green? - Good. 261 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:31,872 - Yeah, you sure? - Yeah. 262 00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,502 You know, when I was a Green, it was really tough. 263 00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:38,587 I used to pray that I would die during the night 264 00:21:38,755 --> 00:21:40,756 so I wouldn't have to wake up to another day of this. 265 00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:41,924 You're joking me, right? 266 00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:44,343 I couldn't take going back to the family, you know, 267 00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:46,721 Salt Lake and all. I had two of the general authorities 268 00:21:47,014 --> 00:21:49,223 at my missionary farewell. You know what's that like, 269 00:21:49,224 --> 00:21:50,808 your dad is a state president, right? 270 00:21:51,059 --> 00:21:53,477 They set this thing up to be difficult, OK? 271 00:21:53,645 --> 00:21:56,480 We can't listen to music, we can't watch movies, 272 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,274 we're never supposed to be alone. 273 00:21:58,608 --> 00:22:00,109 I mean, what, we're 19, 20 years old, 274 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,402 and we're not even allowed to beat off. 275 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:05,364 Some nights I wake up and I find teeth marks on my head board. 276 00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:08,576 Look, I put my time in here so that I can go home, 277 00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:11,829 so I could marry Jennifer, so that I can finally nail her. 278 00:22:12,456 --> 00:22:16,250 See? It's amazing what we'll do for sex. 279 00:22:17,502 --> 00:22:19,837 - I know you did! - I did not, I promise you. 280 00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,797 - Yes you did! - I cross my heart. 281 00:22:21,965 --> 00:22:23,466 Oh, that means something. 282 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:28,012 Hey, we'd like to play here. Yeah, we're playing here. 283 00:22:28,180 --> 00:22:32,224 - You're just farting around. - How vivid. We're playing, see? 284 00:22:32,642 --> 00:22:38,147 - Bounce the ball, bounce the ball. - No, you're just jerking us around. 285 00:22:38,732 --> 00:22:40,900 There's one afternoon a week where I can just be normal 286 00:22:40,901 --> 00:22:43,110 and play some hoop, and you have to come and get all ignorant about it? 287 00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:46,822 Oh, listen to that, Julie. I didn't think Mormons liked whine? 288 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:52,119 - I didn't know fairies liked sports. - Fairies? Oh, how seventh grade. 289 00:22:53,330 --> 00:23:01,295 Why don't we just play two on two? But you're... A girl, so I can't play? 290 00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:04,090 But then I am black, so maybe I can. 291 00:23:04,091 --> 00:23:07,176 Your only problem is deciding which one of your 292 00:23:07,427 --> 00:23:09,845 narrow-minded stereotypes can kick your lilly white ass. 293 00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:13,557 Which one will it be? Black girl... and a fag? 294 00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:15,976 We'll mop you like a dirty floor. 295 00:23:16,436 --> 00:23:19,647 Fine. We're shirts, you're skins. 296 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,817 Uh... no... 297 00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:25,736 Fine, we'll be skins. 298 00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:36,372 That's unfair put your shirts back on we can keep the teams straight. 299 00:23:48,927 --> 00:23:50,553 - You can play. - Yeah, we can learn a skill. 300 00:23:50,720 --> 00:23:52,763 I played in high school, when I learned all the jocks were doing it 301 00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:54,306 but only with other jocks. 302 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:01,647 Maybe we should cut the chatter. 303 00:24:03,150 --> 00:24:11,365 OK slackers, how's the studying coming? Ryder? Right. 304 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:18,706 All right, First Corinthians 7,1. Ryder? Right. Anybody? Gil. 305 00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:21,250 And therefore these promises, dearly beloved, 306 00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:23,335 let us cleanse ourselves from all filthiness 307 00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:26,464 of the flesh and spirit, perfecting holiness in the fear of God. 308 00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:30,092 Well, all right Green! You know, if Gilford wouldn't be 309 00:24:30,093 --> 00:24:32,803 completely heartbroken, you would be my new best friend. 310 00:24:33,138 --> 00:24:37,850 Yeah, Harmon, I got your heartbreak right here. Oh, man! 311 00:24:38,435 --> 00:24:42,271 Elder, you got the devil in you! 312 00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:52,907 Hey. 313 00:25:08,381 --> 00:25:13,511 Oh, shit. Jesus Christ! Sorry, I snagged myself. 314 00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:16,764 Looks like you're bleeding. 315 00:25:20,268 --> 00:25:21,310 You okay? 316 00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:24,480 No, I'm fine. Just go back to your reading. 317 00:25:37,994 --> 00:25:41,330 - What? - I think you... fainted. 318 00:25:41,498 --> 00:25:44,166 I don't bleed very well. 319 00:25:44,834 --> 00:25:49,505 I'm OK, really. No, maybe we should get you inside. 320 00:25:57,305 --> 00:26:00,849 Ryder! Wanna give me a hand? 321 00:26:01,184 --> 00:26:04,520 Damn Ryder, I'm gonna hit you and it's gonna hurt. 322 00:26:04,688 --> 00:26:06,730 - That hurt! - I warned you. 323 00:26:16,032 --> 00:26:18,450 All right. No, Aaron, come on. Do me a favor. 324 00:26:18,618 --> 00:26:20,619 You've got to take a look at it... 325 00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:23,122 tell me if I need stiches or something. 326 00:26:25,792 --> 00:26:27,668 I can't really tell. 327 00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:37,011 Look! Come on I'm not going to lunge at you just take a look at it. 328 00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:41,974 Let's see here... 329 00:26:45,812 --> 00:26:50,107 - Is it bad? - No, it's just a little cut. 330 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:58,032 - Do you have any disinfectant? - Yeah. 331 00:27:00,118 --> 00:27:03,078 It's funny, you know. I'm not squeamish. 332 00:27:03,246 --> 00:27:06,540 In high school, we went to this hospital, 333 00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:11,795 but I was the only one who wanted to watch surgery. They brought me in and 334 00:27:12,464 --> 00:27:15,966 they scrubbed me down, and they put me in these green things, you know? 335 00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:24,975 You have Band-Aids? I watched as they opened this guy's chest 336 00:27:25,143 --> 00:27:30,481 and there it was, this heart, this human heart. 337 00:27:32,734 --> 00:27:35,361 You think about it beating and all but it's 338 00:27:36,112 --> 00:27:37,446 it's more of a dance. 339 00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:40,199 And I couldn't get over it that's all 340 00:27:40,492 --> 00:27:42,743 That tethers us to this planet, you know that 341 00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:45,913 fragile little muscle 342 00:27:46,122 --> 00:27:48,791 and it's tiny you know, in the scheme of things... 343 00:27:49,125 --> 00:27:53,295 if you think about all the things that can stop it 344 00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:57,299 there's got to be something else 345 00:27:57,467 --> 00:28:02,513 some miraculous thing that keeps that valiant little muscle dancing 346 00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:05,182 you know what I mean? 347 00:28:05,558 --> 00:28:08,519 I'm sorry... I'm gonna stop talking. 348 00:28:09,729 --> 00:28:11,230 I need to lay down now. 349 00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:16,193 It's hot. 350 00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:20,489 I'm hot. 351 00:28:24,994 --> 00:28:27,496 - Maybe I should get you a cool cloth? - Yeah... 352 00:29:25,096 --> 00:29:28,182 I haven't done anything 353 00:29:29,601 --> 00:29:32,686 anything like this... I haven't... 354 00:29:33,229 --> 00:29:38,066 It's OK... this doesn't have to mean anything. 355 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:42,196 Yes it does. 356 00:29:42,363 --> 00:29:46,450 It can be just a little fun... between friends. 357 00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:51,580 My first time could just be a little fun for you? 358 00:29:51,998 --> 00:29:55,626 Maybe you can equate sex with a handshake. 359 00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:58,712 That's what... like a badge?! 360 00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:00,631 What do you want me to congratulate you? 361 00:30:00,799 --> 00:30:04,343 Hey... don't preach to me, OK? 362 00:30:04,803 --> 00:30:06,887 I mean who are you, some kid from the sticks? 363 00:30:07,180 --> 00:30:09,139 You come in here and fucking judge me? 364 00:30:09,307 --> 00:30:13,018 Yeah... I am some dudah pudnacker from Pocatello... 365 00:30:13,228 --> 00:30:15,604 they ship us here from dork island. 366 00:30:15,772 --> 00:30:19,191 I'm saying I know how retarded you think I am OK? 367 00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:25,322 You found me out, alright? 368 00:30:25,949 --> 00:30:27,658 My worst secret. 369 00:30:28,535 --> 00:30:31,745 Now I'm humiliated so your work is done here. 370 00:30:31,913 --> 00:30:33,831 Wait... I don't think you are a dork. 371 00:30:35,375 --> 00:30:38,585 But if you know how ridiculous you look, why would you do it? 372 00:30:42,215 --> 00:30:43,799 Don't you believe in anything? 373 00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:46,635 Yeah... Then tell me... 374 00:30:46,803 --> 00:30:51,139 Tell me one thing in your life beyond a shadow of a doubt that you believe. 375 00:30:52,183 --> 00:30:55,894 I believe Ann-Margret has never been given her due as an actress. 376 00:30:56,062 --> 00:30:59,439 Duh! For Tommy alone, I mean, did you see her when she was... 377 00:31:01,651 --> 00:31:03,777 Is that something you can build a life on! 378 00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:05,153 Look at yourself! 379 00:31:05,321 --> 00:31:07,823 You're so pretty and colorful on the outside 380 00:31:08,032 --> 00:31:10,659 but on the insde you're nothing but fluff. 381 00:31:11,327 --> 00:31:15,247 You're like a walking... talking... marshmallow peep. 382 00:31:16,499 --> 00:31:17,624 That's not fair. 383 00:31:17,792 --> 00:31:20,043 It doesn't matter when it's true. 384 00:31:20,753 --> 00:31:22,671 I can't believe what I was about to do 385 00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:28,093 When there is nothing Christian, nothing about you that's not skin deep 386 00:31:46,112 --> 00:31:47,863 Do you believe in God? 387 00:31:48,781 --> 00:31:50,574 - What, who are you talking to? - You. 388 00:31:50,783 --> 00:31:53,327 No, everybody... alright, general question: 389 00:31:53,494 --> 00:31:54,912 Do you believe in God? 390 00:31:55,204 --> 00:31:56,872 You mean other than Madonna? 391 00:31:57,081 --> 00:31:58,916 Fucking A yeah, I do... why not? 392 00:31:59,542 --> 00:32:02,044 I believe in harmony as a law in the universe like 393 00:32:02,211 --> 00:32:04,421 gravity you know we're meant to vibrate together. 394 00:32:05,590 --> 00:32:09,885 Well being positive since I was 17 gives meaning to the word Miracle 395 00:32:10,470 --> 00:32:14,306 so yeah. I mean without getting all holy on your ass, I believe... what? 396 00:32:14,766 --> 00:32:17,017 The Mormons are mindfucking him. 397 00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:20,145 Oh honey you do not want to let them get into your psyche 398 00:32:20,313 --> 00:32:23,440 You start off listening to Amy Grant but then before you know it 399 00:32:23,691 --> 00:32:26,193 it's 3AM and you got your Visa card and you're giving it 400 00:32:26,361 --> 00:32:28,570 to the scary bitch on TV with the lavender hair. 401 00:32:29,614 --> 00:32:31,365 Hello Chris we have a bet going here. 402 00:32:31,532 --> 00:32:33,617 It's you convert one of them, remember? 403 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:35,827 Did you forget who you are talking to here? 404 00:32:35,995 --> 00:32:38,372 I will bust everyone's tables if I lose this. 405 00:32:38,539 --> 00:32:40,540 But let me just say... No no, let me say... 406 00:32:40,583 --> 00:32:43,043 I dated this guy once... actor, cute 407 00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:46,129 southern came from this real religious family 408 00:32:46,297 --> 00:32:49,091 well his parents found out he was gay and can you say drama... 409 00:32:49,258 --> 00:32:51,760 They sent him to one of those Christian change ministries 410 00:32:51,928 --> 00:32:53,345 - Wow, did he change? - Did he! 411 00:32:53,513 --> 00:32:56,014 Miss thing used to be a top. I'm serious. 412 00:32:56,182 --> 00:32:58,642 He's still gayer than a box of birds. 413 00:32:58,810 --> 00:33:00,560 A box of birds... I love that! 414 00:33:00,728 --> 00:33:04,022 How about twirlier than a party dress but seriously, it fucked with him. 415 00:33:04,190 --> 00:33:05,273 Well I'm not being fucked with. 416 00:33:05,441 --> 00:33:11,113 It's just... I'm not shallow, am I? 417 00:33:12,365 --> 00:33:17,035 Honey, you don't have to be deep you just have to be pretty. 418 00:33:17,203 --> 00:33:18,662 OK, you're not helping. 419 00:33:18,830 --> 00:33:21,790 If you have something to prove be at my house at 6:30 in the morning. 420 00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:24,710 6:30 in the morning... why? 421 00:33:24,752 --> 00:33:28,630 You have to sacrifice if you want to find yourself 422 00:33:28,798 --> 00:33:31,341 or whatever it is you're doing. 423 00:33:32,468 --> 00:33:34,678 You don't think I'll be there? 424 00:33:47,984 --> 00:33:50,694 Quit bitching it's the early bird who gets the worm. 425 00:33:50,987 --> 00:33:53,989 There's an incentive... especially when you can get pizza til 2AM. 426 00:33:54,198 --> 00:33:55,323 OK, here's the deal: 427 00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:57,325 After your training I'm going to set you up on a route 428 00:33:57,493 --> 00:33:59,494 A route! On my first day? 429 00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:03,749 It's what you do already, it's delivering food only this time you're 430 00:34:03,916 --> 00:34:05,625 driving, think as yourself as a waiter on wheels. 431 00:34:05,835 --> 00:34:07,961 Great, I will give you some hot pants and roller skates 432 00:34:08,129 --> 00:34:09,296 as a fullfilment of a dream. 433 00:34:10,590 --> 00:34:12,299 For all of us... 434 00:34:21,934 --> 00:34:23,894 Hi, we're from... 435 00:34:26,272 --> 00:34:29,316 Hi! We're from the Church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day... 436 00:34:45,291 --> 00:34:47,209 Hi! We're from the Church of Jesus Christ... 437 00:34:47,376 --> 00:34:48,043 Just a moment. 438 00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:53,215 Honey? Stacey, you'll wanna hear this... 439 00:34:55,718 --> 00:34:58,053 What have we here! 440 00:35:08,731 --> 00:35:10,732 Hello? 441 00:35:16,072 --> 00:35:21,910 Hello, Project Angelfood, hello? 442 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:26,540 I said come in three goddamn times. 443 00:35:26,833 --> 00:35:29,626 Sorry, I didn't hear you. 444 00:35:32,171 --> 00:35:34,923 Where do you want me to put this? 445 00:35:35,091 --> 00:35:37,801 I don't care, I'm not hungy. 446 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:43,723 OK, well maybe I can just turn a light on in here... 447 00:35:47,603 --> 00:35:51,189 You're not gonna last long if you look that shocked with everybody. 448 00:35:51,899 --> 00:35:55,527 I'm just gonna put this down over here. 449 00:35:57,363 --> 00:36:00,031 So... you got a cigarette? 450 00:36:00,199 --> 00:36:04,536 Isn't that an oxygen tank? 451 00:36:04,704 --> 00:36:06,872 Couldn't that uh... explode? 452 00:36:07,039 --> 00:36:08,832 Boom. 453 00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:12,919 That would be such a terrible way to go, wouldn't it? 454 00:36:13,087 --> 00:36:16,173 So come on how about that cigarette. 455 00:36:16,340 --> 00:36:18,633 Sorry, I don't smoke. 456 00:36:19,844 --> 00:36:21,011 What are you doing here? 457 00:36:21,220 --> 00:36:23,597 I'm delivering your food, I thought we'd been through the routine. 458 00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:25,724 No no I mean you. 459 00:36:26,475 --> 00:36:28,977 Pretty boys don't usually do shit like this. 460 00:36:30,062 --> 00:36:33,231 Are you punishing yourself, or something? 461 00:36:33,399 --> 00:36:37,569 Feel... guilty for being so good-looking? 462 00:36:38,446 --> 00:36:40,780 And there are so many ugly fucks in the world? 463 00:36:41,908 --> 00:36:44,326 You get tired of doing reps at the gym? 464 00:36:45,203 --> 00:36:47,078 And bragging about your latest conquests 465 00:36:47,246 --> 00:36:49,581 and all the rest of your stupid shallow little life? 466 00:36:49,749 --> 00:36:51,791 Fuck you. You don't know me. 467 00:36:52,043 --> 00:36:54,836 Of course I do. I used to be you. 468 00:36:59,258 --> 00:37:07,807 I had a career... friends... looks the whole package... 469 00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:12,270 but now I am just a skeletal reminder that we might only be 470 00:37:12,438 --> 00:37:15,023 in the eye of the hurricane. 471 00:37:15,191 --> 00:37:16,942 (gutteral sounds) 472 00:37:17,109 --> 00:37:19,110 OK, I'm gonna go now. 473 00:37:19,737 --> 00:37:23,657 I'm just fucking with you right? (laughs) 474 00:37:23,824 --> 00:37:25,242 You should have seen your face. 475 00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:28,203 I get bored, I'm sorry... I like to rattle the newbies 476 00:37:28,371 --> 00:37:30,830 I must really look like shit it didn't use to be this easy. 477 00:37:30,998 --> 00:37:36,628 Could you just help me with this pillow under me I don't... I can't... 478 00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:39,381 anyway sort of christ my butt has wasted away to nothing 479 00:37:39,423 --> 00:37:41,424 it's too bad cause I used to have a killer ass, I did 480 00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:43,093 I've got pictures of it around here somewhere. 481 00:37:43,261 --> 00:37:45,262 - I take your word for it. - That's good. 482 00:37:47,974 --> 00:37:50,934 Snow! It's all just snow! 483 00:37:53,521 --> 00:37:55,188 What did you just say? 484 00:37:55,856 --> 00:37:58,608 Maybe it's the meds but... 485 00:37:58,776 --> 00:38:03,863 Sometimes I get this weird read on people. You're like a blank TV screen. 486 00:38:05,574 --> 00:38:07,450 All I see is snow. 487 00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:10,996 What do you suppose that means? 488 00:38:11,205 --> 00:38:12,497 Nothing. 489 00:38:13,499 --> 00:38:14,416 I'll see you. 490 00:38:14,583 --> 00:38:17,544 No you won't. 491 00:38:27,930 --> 00:38:29,431 We should go in. 492 00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:39,983 Ah for the love of flippin' Pete we're not tracking a hospital. 493 00:38:40,151 --> 00:38:42,110 That's sick, and not in a good way. 494 00:38:42,278 --> 00:38:45,071 Let's just see if they let us leave some pamphlets in the lobby. 495 00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:49,659 Hey you're dancing solo, cowboy! 496 00:39:00,629 --> 00:39:03,173 They only allow non-denominational literature in the lobby 497 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:05,633 What did I flippin' tell ya! 498 00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:16,019 M'am, you OK? 499 00:39:21,317 --> 00:39:23,151 Is there anything I can do? 500 00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:26,905 I... I'm sorry. 501 00:39:28,532 --> 00:39:30,116 I don't do this. 502 00:39:31,410 --> 00:39:35,246 I refuse to break down in front of strangers. 503 00:39:36,290 --> 00:39:38,833 But someone dies... 504 00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:42,087 I'm so sorry. 505 00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:46,216 They shouldn't have made me do it. 506 00:39:47,134 --> 00:39:49,094 Turn it off... like... 507 00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:57,310 watching a line on a little screen just... go. 508 00:39:58,979 --> 00:40:01,314 Straight. 509 00:40:01,649 --> 00:40:04,734 He always said that television would be the death of him. 510 00:40:07,321 --> 00:40:09,072 Was he your husband? 511 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:17,789 No... never my official husband... 512 00:40:20,793 --> 00:40:22,419 then again 513 00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:26,923 probably my best friend. 514 00:40:28,342 --> 00:40:31,428 His doctor Ben called me and said that it was time. 515 00:40:31,846 --> 00:40:34,097 This is what he wanted. 516 00:40:34,723 --> 00:40:39,060 I should have been prepared for it. 517 00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:57,745 Who are you? 518 00:40:57,997 --> 00:40:59,497 Cary Grant? 519 00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:07,422 No Ma'am. I'm a Mormon missionary. 520 00:41:09,049 --> 00:41:10,967 We just pass out pamphlets. 521 00:41:12,261 --> 00:41:17,056 And they give us these discussions that we memorize. 522 00:41:18,767 --> 00:41:21,144 I really don't know what to say here. 523 00:41:26,775 --> 00:41:29,068 Do you ever read the Sunday Comics? 524 00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:31,446 I beg your pardon? 525 00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:34,282 The comic page. 526 00:41:35,242 --> 00:41:40,455 When I was a little kid I used to put my face right up to them you know 527 00:41:40,998 --> 00:41:44,334 and I was just amazed because it was just this mass of dots. 528 00:41:44,502 --> 00:41:47,921 I think life is like that sometimes 529 00:41:47,963 --> 00:41:51,341 but I like to think that from God's perspective 530 00:41:51,592 --> 00:41:54,844 life... everything... even this... 531 00:41:57,598 --> 00:41:59,265 makes sense. 532 00:42:00,184 --> 00:42:02,268 It's not just dots. 533 00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:06,814 Instead we're all... we're all connected. 534 00:42:08,817 --> 00:42:10,777 And it's beautiful. 535 00:42:10,986 --> 00:42:12,487 And it's funny. 536 00:42:13,822 --> 00:42:16,241 And it's good. 537 00:42:17,493 --> 00:42:21,287 From this close we can't expect it to make sense 538 00:42:21,539 --> 00:42:24,165 right now. 539 00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:33,758 - Thank you. - Oh keep it. 540 00:42:33,968 --> 00:42:38,846 Would you come and see me? Please? 541 00:42:39,014 --> 00:42:41,474 Drinks are on the house. 542 00:42:41,642 --> 00:42:44,644 Oh I don't drink. 543 00:42:44,812 --> 00:42:48,356 That must make your church a bit of a hard sell. 544 00:42:48,524 --> 00:42:51,192 At times. 545 00:42:51,360 --> 00:42:53,111 Well just hold on to it anyway. 546 00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:56,948 Maybe you can come by for a meal... on me? 547 00:42:57,116 --> 00:42:58,199 I will. 548 00:42:58,367 --> 00:42:59,909 Promise? 549 00:43:00,077 --> 00:43:01,911 I promise. 550 00:43:08,836 --> 00:43:11,588 So, did you have fun? Talking to crying lady? 551 00:43:11,755 --> 00:43:13,339 Yeah, I did actually. 552 00:43:13,507 --> 00:43:18,177 Good. So we missed lunch. 553 00:43:24,476 --> 00:43:27,395 I've seen you guys going out early in the morning 554 00:43:27,396 --> 00:43:29,314 I bet you are wondering where I am off to huh? 555 00:43:29,732 --> 00:43:31,649 You are always at the gym. 556 00:43:31,817 --> 00:43:35,403 No, I am volunteering now. Project Angelfood. 557 00:43:35,571 --> 00:43:36,946 That's great. 558 00:43:37,948 --> 00:43:40,742 What do you want from me, some sort of merit badge? 559 00:43:40,993 --> 00:43:45,121 No... I just... you know what you said about me it's not true. 560 00:43:45,289 --> 00:43:50,960 Fine! It's not true and the world is a better place. 561 00:43:55,924 --> 00:43:57,925 You're not doing that cause of what I said, are you? 562 00:43:58,093 --> 00:44:02,639 - No, I just thought we could... - You thought we could what? 563 00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:06,768 Hang out? Be best friends? Ride off into the sunset? 564 00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:10,563 I don't know. 565 00:44:12,941 --> 00:44:15,193 Everyone seems to think that... they treat me like I'm... 566 00:44:15,361 --> 00:44:17,737 ...like you're perfect. 567 00:44:18,238 --> 00:44:20,281 Yeah... maybe sometimes. 568 00:44:20,449 --> 00:44:24,327 And you are the first person I've met that's made me feel 569 00:44:24,495 --> 00:44:28,373 like that's not enough like maybe I want to be something more. 570 00:44:28,540 --> 00:44:33,753 So I just thought... Look... whatever you thought... 571 00:44:33,921 --> 00:44:36,089 Don't. 572 00:44:39,301 --> 00:44:44,472 We're colors and whites... ...we don't mix. 573 00:45:06,912 --> 00:45:11,416 Oh fuck I got to piss. 574 00:45:11,583 --> 00:45:15,378 Hallway, first door on your right. 575 00:45:38,902 --> 00:45:40,570 I don't kiss. 576 00:45:44,825 --> 00:45:46,492 Mmmm. 577 00:45:46,660 --> 00:45:48,453 What's your name again? 578 00:45:48,620 --> 00:45:49,787 (mumbles) 579 00:45:49,955 --> 00:45:51,080 Dick? 580 00:45:51,832 --> 00:45:52,415 Dirk. 581 00:45:52,583 --> 00:45:54,500 Dirk? Your parents named you Dirk? 582 00:45:54,710 --> 00:45:55,835 It's really Mort. 583 00:45:56,003 --> 00:45:59,338 My friends call me Watersports Mort. 584 00:46:07,431 --> 00:46:12,643 It's not that I don't appreciate what you're doing back there but... 585 00:46:12,686 --> 00:46:15,146 Could we have a little talk? 586 00:46:15,189 --> 00:46:16,314 Talk? 587 00:46:16,356 --> 00:46:17,231 Cool! 588 00:46:17,399 --> 00:46:19,525 I'm into that. 589 00:46:19,693 --> 00:46:22,361 Fuck yeah... I am your nasty little slut boy. 590 00:46:22,529 --> 00:46:23,946 I'm your pussy whore. 591 00:46:24,114 --> 00:46:29,160 You're gonna spank momma's ass cause she's been a bad, bad girl! 592 00:46:29,328 --> 00:46:33,372 Oh, OK that's not exactly what I meant. 593 00:46:33,540 --> 00:46:35,833 I meant conversation. 594 00:46:36,001 --> 00:46:38,211 Conversation? 595 00:46:38,253 --> 00:46:40,338 Why? 596 00:46:40,506 --> 00:46:43,341 Don't you ever want to get to know someone? 597 00:46:43,509 --> 00:46:49,347 Have it... mean something, sleep with someone and actually sleep with them. 598 00:46:49,515 --> 00:46:54,268 You wanna what... Sleep together? 599 00:46:54,311 --> 00:46:57,021 I don't know man... Isn't that kind of intimate? 600 00:46:57,064 --> 00:46:59,899 Excuse me, a moment ago you were licking my spleen 601 00:47:00,067 --> 00:47:02,235 but sleeping with you would be too intimate? 602 00:47:02,402 --> 00:47:06,239 Whoa... now you're freaking me out. 603 00:47:06,406 --> 00:47:09,450 I didn't know you were into weird shit. 604 00:47:09,618 --> 00:47:11,244 I'm just gonna go man. 605 00:47:37,563 --> 00:47:38,688 - It's back... - Yeah! 606 00:47:38,856 --> 00:47:40,940 It must be your lucky fucking day. 607 00:47:41,108 --> 00:47:45,027 Or maybe I'm not suffering enough yet. 608 00:47:45,237 --> 00:47:47,697 I didn't expect to see you again. 609 00:47:47,865 --> 00:47:51,075 Oh come on now you don't think you going all Miss Cleo. 610 00:47:51,243 --> 00:47:54,662 On me is going to scare me off that easily now, do you? 611 00:47:54,830 --> 00:47:58,332 Maybe it's just dementia setting in. 612 00:47:58,500 --> 00:48:03,462 Sometime I read people and I... I think I'm the Oracle at Delphi 613 00:48:03,672 --> 00:48:08,342 And sometimes I growl at people doesn't make me Eartha Kitt. 614 00:48:08,510 --> 00:48:14,181 - I'm going to put this right here. - Doesn't matter I'm still not hungry. 615 00:48:14,349 --> 00:48:16,893 I don't remember asking if you were. 616 00:48:17,060 --> 00:48:18,811 I just deliver the stuff, remember? 617 00:48:18,979 --> 00:48:21,939 But my friend Andrew made this and he doesn't even cook for his 618 00:48:22,107 --> 00:48:25,151 boyfriend so the least you can do is try and be polite. 619 00:48:25,319 --> 00:48:26,819 And eat it. 620 00:48:26,987 --> 00:48:32,158 I don't have to pretend to be polite I think I've earned that right. 621 00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:37,079 Oh yes, that's right... you're dying you're bitter... blah blah blah. 622 00:48:37,247 --> 00:48:39,832 Fortunately I'm shallow so I'm impervious to that. 623 00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:40,958 Now eat it. 624 00:48:41,126 --> 00:48:43,419 Impervious... 625 00:48:43,587 --> 00:48:45,254 I bet you don't know how to spell that. 626 00:48:45,422 --> 00:48:48,883 Sure I do... It's spelled 'Bite me'. 627 00:48:49,051 --> 00:48:50,468 Now just to show that our little problems 628 00:48:50,636 --> 00:48:52,386 in this world don't amount to a hill of beans 629 00:48:52,429 --> 00:48:58,267 I'm going to read about some people who have some real trouble 630 00:48:58,769 --> 00:49:01,812 Say it isn't so! 631 00:49:02,898 --> 00:49:04,440 What. 632 00:49:04,608 --> 00:49:08,402 Well, apparently poor Pam Anderson has had her breast implants taken out 633 00:49:08,570 --> 00:49:12,740 and put back in so many times her entire chest is collapsing. 634 00:49:12,908 --> 00:49:15,785 Oh they have bikini pictures. 635 00:49:15,994 --> 00:49:17,662 - They're horrible! - Shut up. 636 00:49:17,829 --> 00:49:21,332 No they are seriously, they're down to her knees. 637 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:25,336 Eat your chicken and I'll show you. 638 00:49:27,172 --> 00:49:29,924 Prick. 639 00:49:36,348 --> 00:49:39,558 Give me the fucking magazine. 640 00:49:47,567 --> 00:49:49,402 Aaron, what happened! 641 00:49:49,569 --> 00:49:54,615 There was an accident. Come on let me help you inside. 642 00:49:54,783 --> 00:49:58,577 There was this car that was just going way too fast... 643 00:49:58,745 --> 00:50:01,038 I just got a couple scrapes... 644 00:50:01,206 --> 00:50:03,165 Ryder, I should have warned him now they've 645 00:50:03,333 --> 00:50:04,750 taken him to the hospital... 646 00:50:04,918 --> 00:50:08,295 Accidents... they happen. 647 00:50:08,463 --> 00:50:12,341 I was thinking... I wasn't even paying attention 648 00:50:12,509 --> 00:50:13,426 It's OK... 649 00:50:28,150 --> 00:50:33,320 Look... you're in no position... I should... 650 00:50:33,488 --> 00:50:36,115 ...go... 651 00:50:47,586 --> 00:50:51,630 Ah for flippin... Gross! 652 00:50:51,798 --> 00:50:54,091 Pretty boy is not the only fag here. 653 00:50:54,259 --> 00:50:55,468 OK, look, nothing happened here guys. 654 00:50:55,635 --> 00:50:57,636 We walked in here and you two were mackin' like 655 00:50:57,637 --> 00:50:59,638 schoolgirls and you're saying nothing happened? 656 00:50:59,639 --> 00:51:01,432 Well maybe you can try and reach down in your little 657 00:51:01,600 --> 00:51:02,850 bible geek soul and be cool for two seconds? 658 00:51:03,018 --> 00:51:05,352 I don't think you get to be making requests here gayboy. 659 00:51:05,520 --> 00:51:06,729 Don't fucking touch me asshole. 660 00:51:06,897 --> 00:51:08,272 Dude you so got to be leaving. 661 00:51:08,440 --> 00:51:12,151 Don't blow this out of proportion, it's not that big of a deal, right? 662 00:51:12,861 --> 00:51:15,279 Yeah, it kinda is. 663 00:51:15,447 --> 00:51:18,532 Please just go. 664 00:51:45,769 --> 00:51:52,483 - Um... hi. Is Davis around? - You're too late loverboy... 665 00:51:52,651 --> 00:51:54,485 You'd better betcha they're putting your 666 00:51:54,694 --> 00:51:56,779 boyfriend's butt on a plane home this afternoon. 667 00:51:56,947 --> 00:52:01,617 And now we have to move again cause we can't live across from some 668 00:52:01,785 --> 00:52:03,452 big doodah flamer homo 669 00:52:03,620 --> 00:52:05,704 thank you very much. 670 00:52:06,164 --> 00:52:10,042 You stay! Your friend and I are gonna have a little talk 671 00:52:10,210 --> 00:52:14,713 OK asshole the way I see it you've got a big mouth and one arm to back it up 672 00:52:14,923 --> 00:52:17,967 so how is it going to look when a big flamer kicks the shit out of you 673 00:52:18,135 --> 00:52:19,510 - Ryder... tell me where he is. 674 00:52:19,678 --> 00:52:22,012 - What do you think I wanted to see him get busted? 675 00:52:22,222 --> 00:52:28,102 This may come as a surprise to you but I actually liked the guy. 676 00:52:28,311 --> 00:52:31,313 He took this whole thing serious as a seizure. 677 00:52:31,481 --> 00:52:33,858 But we were getting through it OK. 678 00:52:35,443 --> 00:52:39,071 So why him? Huh? 679 00:52:40,407 --> 00:52:42,992 Why'd you go fuck him up? 680 00:52:44,119 --> 00:52:46,453 He doesn't deserve the kind of grief he's got coming down the pipe. 681 00:52:46,621 --> 00:52:48,455 Nothing was supposed to happen to him. 682 00:52:48,623 --> 00:52:52,626 Oh pucky! You were gunning for something ever since we got here 683 00:52:52,794 --> 00:52:56,297 and if you want to know where he is I want to know why. 684 00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:03,971 It was just stupid... it was just a dumb bet, 50 bucks. 685 00:53:04,139 --> 00:53:06,390 But it's not about that. 686 00:53:06,558 --> 00:53:09,268 It's not about that at all. 687 00:53:09,436 --> 00:53:11,812 Please. 688 00:53:15,358 --> 00:53:22,031 You're too late anyway his flight left 10 minutes ago. 689 00:53:25,702 --> 00:53:34,835 Hey... if it's any help... there's a five hour lay-over in Salt Lake. 690 00:53:37,047 --> 00:53:38,505 Thanks! 691 00:54:13,541 --> 00:54:15,542 Aaron! 692 00:54:15,877 --> 00:54:17,002 Sorry. 693 00:54:34,604 --> 00:54:37,022 God I hate the snow. 694 00:54:39,734 --> 00:54:42,111 What are you doing here? 695 00:54:42,612 --> 00:54:44,488 I came after you. 696 00:54:45,031 --> 00:54:48,826 How could you leave without saying anything? 697 00:54:49,286 --> 00:54:51,495 It's not my choice. 698 00:54:51,663 --> 00:54:55,040 I'm being sent home in shame. 699 00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:58,419 And I'm probably going to be excommunicated. 700 00:54:58,586 --> 00:55:00,254 For just a kiss? 701 00:55:00,297 --> 00:55:02,423 Don't get me wrong it was a nice kiss but 702 00:55:02,424 --> 00:55:04,883 hey come on we didn't even get to use our tongues. 703 00:55:05,051 --> 00:55:07,094 You wouldn't understand. 704 00:55:07,304 --> 00:55:13,100 I'm sorry. I'm not... I'm not very good at this. 705 00:55:14,311 --> 00:55:19,732 See I've never made a fool out of myself in front of anyone before 706 00:55:19,899 --> 00:55:23,444 But I've never felt this way before about anyone in my entire life. 707 00:55:25,238 --> 00:55:28,157 What for just some guy you can't have? 708 00:55:29,367 --> 00:55:31,910 And then next week you're gonna be on to your next conquest... 709 00:55:32,078 --> 00:55:34,913 But what if you're not? 710 00:55:35,123 --> 00:55:38,417 Huh? What if everything in my entire pathetic life which 711 00:55:38,585 --> 00:55:41,337 I happen to love has led me to this point, right now. 712 00:55:41,504 --> 00:55:44,757 What if you are the blinding light in the middle of the road 713 00:55:44,924 --> 00:55:48,469 - that strikes me like the guy in... - in the Bible 714 00:55:48,636 --> 00:55:50,387 - Him! - Paul? Yeah! 715 00:55:50,555 --> 00:55:53,682 And what if everything's changed like that... 716 00:55:53,683 --> 00:55:57,853 And lions lay down with lambs and colours mix with whites... 717 00:55:58,938 --> 00:56:02,566 What if you're the one I have been waiting for my whole life 718 00:56:02,734 --> 00:56:04,860 and I let you go. 719 00:56:08,448 --> 00:56:09,865 You have no idea what I'd be giving up. 720 00:56:10,033 --> 00:56:13,619 Damnit... what's wrong with you? 721 00:56:13,787 --> 00:56:19,875 You want revelations engraved in gold, angels trumpeting down from heaven 722 00:56:20,043 --> 00:56:22,795 what if this is it instead? 723 00:56:22,962 --> 00:56:29,343 Me telling you I love you, right here... in the snow. 724 00:56:31,346 --> 00:56:34,264 I think that's pretty miraculous. 725 00:56:34,432 --> 00:56:41,480 But if you don't... I'll go you can pretend this was just some coincidence 726 00:56:41,648 --> 00:56:45,067 you can pretend there wasn't some reason we met. 727 00:56:47,070 --> 00:56:50,531 That you're sorry I ever walked into your life. 728 00:56:57,122 --> 00:56:59,039 God I hate the snow. 729 00:57:21,563 --> 00:57:26,525 Oh... door must have froze shut. You boys come in before you freeze too. 730 00:57:26,693 --> 00:57:29,903 My we're closing the whole airport because of this storm. 731 00:58:59,410 --> 00:59:01,203 Wow. 732 00:59:05,875 --> 00:59:08,669 How long did we go at it? 733 00:59:23,726 --> 00:59:26,270 Two and a half hours. 734 00:59:27,146 --> 00:59:29,064 It's OK right? 735 00:59:29,107 --> 00:59:31,275 OK? 736 00:59:31,901 --> 00:59:33,819 That's amazing. 737 00:59:36,072 --> 00:59:39,908 I don't know how long you're supposed to do it. 738 00:59:40,076 --> 00:59:44,037 You carry a pocket watch! Yeah, it's dumb, huh? 739 00:59:44,247 --> 00:59:47,624 It was actually my great grandfather's, but... 740 00:59:50,837 --> 00:59:54,631 I don't think you came here for a geneology lesson. 741 00:59:57,135 --> 01:00:00,387 You know, I thought you'd be a little more reticent. 742 01:00:00,555 --> 01:00:04,308 Well... I'm already going to hell for kissing you so... 743 01:00:04,475 --> 01:00:08,312 I may as well take the scenic route. 744 01:00:08,479 --> 01:00:10,981 What God do you believe in? 745 01:00:22,785 --> 01:00:25,037 It's not just God. 746 01:00:25,955 --> 01:00:29,249 It's everything. 747 01:00:29,959 --> 01:00:34,796 This... you... tonight... 748 01:00:35,465 --> 01:00:38,675 I'm just... turning my back on it all. 749 01:00:38,843 --> 01:00:42,429 But you know I guess... a guy like you really doesn't 750 01:00:42,430 --> 01:00:44,598 know what that's like you know... 751 01:00:44,766 --> 01:00:48,268 to be completely cut off. 752 01:00:54,525 --> 01:00:58,487 When I was 13 years old my dad... 753 01:01:04,035 --> 01:01:10,123 he was this macho hot shot banker guy 754 01:01:10,291 --> 01:01:12,626 and I was just this skinny little kid... 755 01:01:12,794 --> 01:01:17,297 who'd been caught trying on his mother's shoes one too many times 756 01:01:17,465 --> 01:01:22,010 anyway, my dad said he would rather die than raise a little nellyboy 757 01:01:22,178 --> 01:01:27,140 and I thought I would rather die than be one. 758 01:01:27,308 --> 01:01:31,687 So my dad, who'd never been out of the city in his entire life 759 01:01:31,854 --> 01:01:33,939 decided we're going to go hunt deer. 760 01:01:34,107 --> 01:01:42,406 So my dad drags me to this lodge up in the Sierras right... 761 01:01:42,949 --> 01:01:46,118 It's early November 762 01:01:46,285 --> 01:01:49,871 the same as now 763 01:01:52,458 --> 01:01:59,005 and there is this storm rolling in 764 01:02:00,258 --> 01:02:06,972 my dad was so determined that sissy boy was going to kill something. 765 01:02:13,438 --> 01:02:16,940 Snow came at us from all sides. 766 01:02:17,108 --> 01:02:22,571 The air, the sky, the ground they all became the same 767 01:02:22,739 --> 01:02:27,200 and horrible screaming white 768 01:02:29,245 --> 01:02:33,749 and I thought we're gonna be OK, right? 769 01:02:35,752 --> 01:02:39,045 And then I saw my father's eyes 770 01:02:41,674 --> 01:02:46,720 and they were that same white... 771 01:02:48,556 --> 01:02:51,057 and that's when he did it. 772 01:02:51,559 --> 01:02:53,935 He did what? 773 01:02:56,647 --> 01:02:58,815 Ran. 774 01:03:08,951 --> 01:03:11,536 He didn't come back for you? 775 01:03:14,624 --> 01:03:16,416 No. 776 01:03:16,793 --> 01:03:21,213 But I got calm... I knew I was going to die 777 01:03:21,422 --> 01:03:23,757 and that's when I heard it: 778 01:03:23,925 --> 01:03:25,091 An angel 779 01:03:25,259 --> 01:03:27,511 singing. 780 01:03:27,678 --> 01:03:29,304 An angel? 781 01:03:31,557 --> 01:03:34,351 Turned out not to be an angel at all. 782 01:03:34,560 --> 01:03:35,519 What was it? 783 01:03:35,728 --> 01:03:39,689 Just the wind... over some rocks. 784 01:03:39,857 --> 01:03:42,901 A cave. 785 01:03:43,069 --> 01:03:46,571 Inside at least I was out of the snow and I guess I drifted off. 786 01:03:46,739 --> 01:03:49,491 When I woke up it was dark. 787 01:03:49,659 --> 01:03:55,747 It was still snowing hard. I heard a noise at the cave's mouth, like a bear 788 01:03:55,957 --> 01:04:00,168 and it grabbed me, picked me up and I fought but I was so weak and cold... 789 01:04:00,336 --> 01:04:05,257 all I could do was knock the bear's hood off. 790 01:04:05,424 --> 01:04:07,342 Bear had a hood? 791 01:04:07,677 --> 01:04:09,553 Turned out to be a bear only in the sense 792 01:04:09,554 --> 01:04:11,513 of the search and rescue guy was pretty hairy 793 01:04:11,681 --> 01:04:13,682 That's when it got weird. 794 01:04:13,850 --> 01:04:15,141 And not until then? 795 01:04:15,184 --> 01:04:17,102 He ripped off all my clothes 796 01:04:17,270 --> 01:04:20,188 and he tore all his clothes off. 797 01:04:20,356 --> 01:04:21,815 Sure you weren't delirious? 798 01:04:21,816 --> 01:04:25,485 Then he stuffed us into a sleeping bag 799 01:04:25,653 --> 01:04:31,074 Oh wait, hypothermia, I remember from the boyscout manual. 800 01:04:31,242 --> 01:04:34,995 Exactly, but I didn't know what to think. 801 01:04:35,162 --> 01:04:38,540 I was so... tired. 802 01:04:39,959 --> 01:04:41,668 And cold. 803 01:04:44,714 --> 01:04:47,632 In spite of it all... 804 01:04:48,801 --> 01:04:53,054 I popped the biggest woody ever. 805 01:04:54,265 --> 01:04:57,392 And he wrapped those big arms around me 806 01:04:57,560 --> 01:05:00,520 pulled me into that hairy chest 807 01:05:00,688 --> 01:05:05,609 and told me I was OK. 808 01:05:08,279 --> 01:05:12,991 That was the first moment in that whole ordeal I began to cry. 809 01:05:14,118 --> 01:05:16,620 I don't blame you I would have been freaked out too. 810 01:05:16,787 --> 01:05:18,872 No... 811 01:05:19,957 --> 01:05:23,460 It was joy. 812 01:05:23,628 --> 01:05:28,882 I thought I'd rather die than be gay. 813 01:05:29,884 --> 01:05:35,430 I got a pretty good idea what dying felt like. 814 01:05:35,973 --> 01:05:39,559 But lying there in the arms of that man... 815 01:05:39,727 --> 01:05:45,273 I thought if this is what being gay feels like... 816 01:05:47,234 --> 01:05:50,612 Bring it on. 817 01:07:58,449 --> 01:08:02,827 Come on... let's get you home. 818 01:08:28,896 --> 01:08:30,188 Hello? 819 01:08:30,356 --> 01:08:35,443 Oh that's very funny. Fuck you Andrew. 820 01:08:37,029 --> 01:08:40,490 Boy... where have you been? 821 01:08:40,991 --> 01:08:43,201 Salt Lake. 822 01:08:43,369 --> 01:08:47,956 OK if you haunt your guys all that way you better tell me you won the bet. 823 01:08:48,124 --> 01:08:51,376 I think I'm the loser on this one... 824 01:08:51,836 --> 01:08:56,673 Hey hey... don't let it get to you... even Tiger Woods slices now and then. 825 01:08:59,844 --> 01:09:02,804 Fucking Andrew! 826 01:09:03,264 --> 01:09:05,557 Is he doing his crackhead telemarketer again? 827 01:09:05,599 --> 01:09:09,769 No he is jerking me around by... 828 01:09:09,937 --> 01:09:17,193 On the offchance... you didn't happen to give my demo out to anyone? 829 01:09:17,361 --> 01:09:20,488 Um... yeah... this Angel Food guy that I delivered to. 830 01:09:20,656 --> 01:09:22,490 He said he was once in the music business but... 831 01:09:22,658 --> 01:09:24,117 you know I thought he might like it 832 01:09:24,285 --> 01:09:26,202 I think he gave it away. 833 01:09:26,370 --> 01:09:27,328 To? 834 01:09:27,496 --> 01:09:32,333 Oh Julie oh no I mean he's on heavy medicine he's loopy anyway. 835 01:09:32,501 --> 01:09:35,086 You can't take what he says seriously... you're hurting my arm! 836 01:09:35,254 --> 01:09:36,462 Who did he give it to? 837 01:09:36,672 --> 01:09:39,048 He said he was gonna give it to Clive... 838 01:09:39,216 --> 01:09:41,050 Davis?? 839 01:09:41,051 --> 01:09:42,635 Clive Davis? 840 01:09:42,678 --> 01:09:44,971 Oh fuck me I hung up on Clive Davis? 841 01:09:45,931 --> 01:09:48,224 Oh my God answer it. 842 01:09:48,392 --> 01:09:49,893 No you answer it... Answer it! 843 01:09:50,060 --> 01:09:52,979 - Ow! Julie that's the arm that I... - Fucking answer it! 844 01:09:53,147 --> 01:09:55,398 Hello? 845 01:09:55,399 --> 01:09:57,233 Julie Taylor? 846 01:09:57,401 --> 01:10:02,780 Um... so is that Clide with a D of Clive with a V? 847 01:10:49,411 --> 01:10:53,373 Oh well, it's official... winter's here. 848 01:10:54,708 --> 01:10:56,417 Bundle up. 849 01:11:01,173 --> 01:11:04,259 Ah... much better. 850 01:11:04,885 --> 01:11:07,804 So... guess what... this A&R guy from the record company 851 01:11:07,972 --> 01:11:10,515 has been totally coy about which team he plays on... 852 01:11:10,683 --> 01:11:13,017 why don't I introduce you, you can totally nail him 853 01:11:13,185 --> 01:11:14,686 and set the record straight 854 01:11:14,853 --> 01:11:16,938 well... so to speak. 855 01:11:19,858 --> 01:11:25,863 - I think I'll pass on this one. - Get out. Why? He's totally cute. 856 01:11:26,031 --> 01:11:32,578 What's wrong with you? You haven't been yourself since... 857 01:11:32,746 --> 01:11:38,293 Wait, are you still not over missionary man? 858 01:11:38,460 --> 01:11:40,003 I don't know. 859 01:11:40,587 --> 01:11:42,088 Chris... 860 01:11:42,464 --> 01:11:45,049 It's weird with him disappearing like that. 861 01:11:45,634 --> 01:11:50,888 OK, then stop moping like a schoolgirl and do something about it, call him... 862 01:11:52,099 --> 01:11:54,434 Just dial 1-800-TORTURED MORMON? 863 01:11:54,601 --> 01:11:56,769 Probably, sounds like there are enough of them. 864 01:11:56,937 --> 01:12:00,606 But I think you should just get the hell over it. 865 01:12:00,774 --> 01:12:02,608 Maybe I don't want to. 866 01:12:04,528 --> 01:12:10,033 I mean LA is a city where everyone dances with one eye on the door... 867 01:12:10,367 --> 01:12:13,828 like we're all waiting for something better to walk in. 868 01:12:14,204 --> 01:12:17,540 But would we even recognize it if it did? 869 01:12:17,875 --> 01:12:20,501 It might be nice to stop circling. 870 01:12:21,086 --> 01:12:24,464 It might be nice to stop equating sex with a handshake. 871 01:12:25,257 --> 01:12:28,718 And it would be nice to have it mean something. 872 01:12:29,970 --> 01:12:33,514 Listen to you, you are turning into a chick. 873 01:12:33,849 --> 01:12:35,767 - Shut up! - You are! 874 01:12:35,976 --> 01:12:38,519 Wait, Christian wait, seriously you dropped something. 875 01:12:38,687 --> 01:12:39,479 What? 876 01:12:39,646 --> 01:12:43,107 Your balls! Must have fallen off around here somewhere. 877 01:12:43,317 --> 01:12:46,444 This is me not talking to you. 878 01:12:46,612 --> 01:12:49,572 OK wait, but you're still coming to the show tonight, right? 879 01:13:01,168 --> 01:13:03,878 As president of the Pocatello stake it is my unhappy duty 880 01:13:04,088 --> 01:13:06,839 and obligation to convene this church court on behalf of the Elder 881 01:13:07,007 --> 01:13:10,343 Aaron Davis for grave and grievous sin of homosexuality. 882 01:13:10,511 --> 01:13:13,721 ♪ When you were just a child of 8 ♪ 883 01:13:13,889 --> 01:13:18,267 ♪ You were taught you are not to deviate ♪ 884 01:13:18,435 --> 01:13:23,815 ♪ Only one way to heaven but half a million ways to fall ♪ 885 01:13:24,566 --> 01:13:27,819 In the light of your abnormal and abominable state 886 01:13:27,986 --> 01:13:29,654 and your refusal to see you have been duped 887 01:13:29,822 --> 01:13:33,282 into a hogwash alternative lifestyle... 888 01:13:33,575 --> 01:13:35,827 I wish my shame was enough for both of us 889 01:13:35,994 --> 01:13:38,663 not to mention the shame you brought to this church... 890 01:13:38,997 --> 01:13:45,336 - Our family... our ancestors... - Wait a minute, our ancestors? 891 01:13:46,839 --> 01:13:52,260 Dad... your grandfather had half a dozen wives. 892 01:13:53,554 --> 01:13:56,973 Same goes for every single person in this room... 893 01:13:57,141 --> 01:14:00,435 I'd say we were the original definition of alternative lifestyle. 894 01:14:00,769 --> 01:14:02,103 Are you calling us hypocrites? 895 01:14:02,438 --> 01:14:07,442 No we've gone way beyond hypocracy Dad, now we're just being mean. 896 01:14:08,318 --> 01:14:15,658 ♪ And it's another beautiful day It's another beautiful day ♪ 897 01:14:16,702 --> 01:14:22,248 ♪ It's another beautiful day in the land of the free ♪ 898 01:14:27,754 --> 01:14:31,215 With the authority invested in me by the Melchizedek priesthood 899 01:14:31,508 --> 01:14:34,010 and in the name of Jesus Christ I have no choice 900 01:14:34,261 --> 01:14:36,637 but to begin excommunication proceedings against you 901 01:14:36,805 --> 01:14:39,223 at which point you will be stripped of the priesthood... 902 01:14:39,683 --> 01:14:43,978 the garments... and membership in this church. 903 01:14:44,188 --> 01:14:50,985 ♪ It's another beautiful day it's another beautiful day ♪ 904 01:14:51,361 --> 01:14:59,202 ♪ It's another beautiful day in the land of the free ♪ 905 01:14:59,995 --> 01:15:08,836 ♪ It's another beautiful day it's another beautiful day ♪ 906 01:15:09,004 --> 01:15:16,802 ♪ It's another beautiful day in the land of the free ♪ 907 01:15:26,355 --> 01:15:27,563 Still at it? 908 01:15:29,107 --> 01:15:31,150 There are a lot of Davises up there. 909 01:15:32,402 --> 01:15:39,200 Hi, I'm trying to reach an Aaron Davis No not Errol... AARON... two A's... 910 01:15:39,701 --> 01:15:45,081 Hi, I'm looking for Aaron Davis... No, he didn't win anything... 911 01:15:45,249 --> 01:15:48,417 No no no, he is younger than that... 912 01:15:48,585 --> 01:15:50,711 Does he have a son named Aaron? 913 01:15:50,879 --> 01:15:55,633 No! Yeah! Let me talk to your wife. 914 01:15:59,221 --> 01:16:03,266 Hi, hello I'm looking for an Aaron Davis. 915 01:16:03,976 --> 01:16:10,606 What? The Davis Boy, yeah that sounds like him. 916 01:16:11,400 --> 01:16:15,945 No, he's not in anymore trouble... What kind of trouble? 917 01:16:16,238 --> 01:16:18,447 I'm sorry... I'm not trying to pry. 918 01:16:18,657 --> 01:16:21,826 Ferron Davis can you spell that? 919 01:16:21,994 --> 01:16:27,290 On Stone Creek... really... Thank you so much. 920 01:16:27,499 --> 01:16:33,504 Buck Owens... really... they still run that? OK, well you get back to it now. 921 01:16:33,797 --> 01:16:36,841 OK, thank you. 922 01:17:04,453 --> 01:17:10,708 Hello? I'm sorry, brother Davis is down at the Stake Center. 923 01:17:11,084 --> 01:17:19,759 Oh, I'm sorry... Aaron? May I ask why you are trying to reach Aaron? 924 01:17:22,346 --> 01:17:27,308 Los Ang... are you one of the Elders in Los Angeles? 925 01:17:28,810 --> 01:17:34,106 No... you know what, my son has no desire to speak to you 926 01:17:34,107 --> 01:17:39,737 and I hope you could have the decency not to call here again. 927 01:17:42,157 --> 01:17:43,824 Is Dad missing dinner again? 928 01:17:43,825 --> 01:17:47,620 Oh it's nothing but he sure is late over at the Stake Center... 929 01:17:47,913 --> 01:17:50,539 there is no point in this getting cold. 930 01:17:51,875 --> 01:17:53,709 If you're just gonna play with it... 931 01:17:55,045 --> 01:17:57,296 I don't know why I bother anymore. 932 01:17:57,714 --> 01:18:01,550 Julie! Get out here... I found him. 933 01:18:01,885 --> 01:18:04,720 You talked to him? No, his mother hung up on me. 934 01:18:04,888 --> 01:18:05,930 Um... bitch! 935 01:18:06,223 --> 01:18:08,516 No, but if he really did not want to talk to me then she really would not 936 01:18:08,517 --> 01:18:10,810 have had a problem putting him on the phone, right? 937 01:18:11,061 --> 01:18:12,269 And next time he will probably pick up. 938 01:18:12,437 --> 01:18:15,898 Damn girl! Who knew getting hung up on would make me feel so good! 939 01:18:16,149 --> 01:18:21,404 Good! Then we're going out because you've been a contrary mary too long. 940 01:18:33,083 --> 01:18:34,250 Did something fall again? 941 01:18:34,459 --> 01:18:36,877 Yeah, just a little dropsy... you go on. 942 01:18:38,046 --> 01:18:40,339 - Mom? - Hm? 943 01:18:43,552 --> 01:18:46,595 - Mom... - What Aaron? 944 01:18:46,930 --> 01:18:48,097 What? 945 01:18:49,474 --> 01:18:53,853 It's nothing I just wanted to see if you bring yourself to look at me. 946 01:18:55,188 --> 01:18:58,190 I'm looking at you... what am I supposed to be seeing? 947 01:18:59,943 --> 01:19:01,902 Nothing. 948 01:19:02,738 --> 01:19:04,572 His name was Christian, wasn't it? 949 01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:06,031 What? 950 01:19:07,367 --> 01:19:09,076 Is Christian the one? 951 01:19:13,165 --> 01:19:15,249 What did he do to you! 952 01:19:16,835 --> 01:19:18,586 He loved me. 953 01:19:20,464 --> 01:19:24,175 Don't say that! Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? 954 01:19:24,176 --> 01:19:26,927 How repulsive that is to God to everyone? 955 01:19:27,220 --> 01:19:33,392 Two men? Men don't love Aary... women bring love to a relationship. 956 01:19:33,643 --> 01:19:36,979 But Ma he told me he loved me... He would have told you anything. 957 01:19:37,272 --> 01:19:42,026 He flattered and beguiled you... tools of the devil that's what they do 958 01:19:42,194 --> 01:19:43,319 - You don't know that. - Yes I do. 959 01:19:43,487 --> 01:19:45,029 - You don't know that. - I do... you know why? 960 01:19:45,197 --> 01:19:46,614 Because when you didn't arrive home... 961 01:19:47,324 --> 01:19:51,202 - I called your mission president. - You checked up on me huh? 962 01:19:51,369 --> 01:19:54,205 I was worried sick about you, and you know what he said? 963 01:19:54,372 --> 01:20:00,294 Your missionary companion told him that that Christian person... 964 01:20:00,462 --> 01:20:04,048 you were nothing more than a bet he made. 965 01:20:04,299 --> 01:20:06,467 - That's not true... - Yes it is true... 966 01:20:06,635 --> 01:20:10,221 He won your soul for a lousy 50 dollars. 967 01:20:10,388 --> 01:20:11,847 That's all you were worth to him and you know what? 968 01:20:12,015 --> 01:20:15,935 He's probably forgotten all about you and now he's moving on 969 01:20:16,102 --> 01:20:17,561 to his next fornication. 970 01:20:17,771 --> 01:20:19,897 - Mom he wouldn't... - It meant nothing to him. 971 01:20:20,065 --> 01:20:22,817 He was using you and that is why... 972 01:20:23,151 --> 01:20:27,071 you can never think about him again, ever... ever again. 973 01:20:28,031 --> 01:20:32,201 You got... you have got to put this thing behind you. 974 01:20:32,369 --> 01:20:35,037 This horrible mistake that everybody knows about... 975 01:20:35,497 --> 01:20:38,290 You've seen how they look at us. 976 01:20:38,542 --> 01:20:40,459 You've seen how people just turn their carts around. 977 01:20:40,627 --> 01:20:42,336 When we walk down the isle in the market... 978 01:20:42,629 --> 01:20:44,755 How they look away at the bank. 979 01:20:47,425 --> 01:20:50,511 Why do you think your father doesn't come home anymore? 980 01:20:50,762 --> 01:20:53,430 What if it is not something I've done, what if it's who I am? 981 01:20:53,598 --> 01:20:58,060 Don't say that. Don't you ever even think that! 982 01:21:14,244 --> 01:21:18,038 You can be forgiven... maybe heavenly Father can forgive 983 01:21:18,039 --> 01:21:20,958 you for what you've done but who you are... 984 01:21:23,295 --> 01:21:27,131 He could never forgive something like that. 985 01:23:23,289 --> 01:23:25,249 You know... I think I am going to heat up 986 01:23:25,417 --> 01:23:29,461 that casserole with the cream and mushroom soup. 987 01:23:38,555 --> 01:23:40,597 Where are you going? 988 01:23:42,392 --> 01:23:47,521 I left some stuff down the church... Now? We just got back! 989 01:23:47,731 --> 01:23:52,609 Our son... we've just come back from... 990 01:23:52,777 --> 01:23:55,779 As good a time as any. 991 01:24:08,585 --> 01:24:12,588 Hello? Mrs. Davis... listen, I know you don't want me to speak with your son. 992 01:24:12,756 --> 01:24:19,011 My son? Let me tell you something you son of a bitch: 993 01:24:19,429 --> 01:24:23,640 Thanks to you my son took a razor to his wrists. 994 01:24:23,808 --> 01:24:27,519 Thanks to you I have lost my son. 995 01:24:27,687 --> 01:24:31,774 And I hope you burn, I hope you burn for ever! 996 01:24:53,963 --> 01:24:55,089 Chris? 997 01:25:01,513 --> 01:25:02,262 Sit down. 998 01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:10,854 Drink that. 999 01:25:15,568 --> 01:25:16,693 Toss it. 1000 01:25:17,153 --> 01:25:18,946 That way it's medicinal. 1001 01:25:25,703 --> 01:25:27,663 Good it's vital for a man to have a couple of 1002 01:25:27,831 --> 01:25:30,624 slugs in him before discussing heart ache. 1003 01:25:31,084 --> 01:25:34,795 - I think Hemingway told me that... - You knew Ernest Hemingway? 1004 01:25:35,421 --> 01:25:37,047 Margot actually. 1005 01:25:40,051 --> 01:25:42,261 But beauties don't always escape tragedy. 1006 01:25:42,428 --> 01:25:45,639 Oh God, this is hell... 1007 01:25:47,892 --> 01:25:49,560 I've done something. 1008 01:25:51,312 --> 01:25:53,105 I'm guilty... 1009 01:25:54,357 --> 01:25:56,066 and I'll burn for it. 1010 01:25:59,112 --> 01:26:02,614 Funny thing about guilt... there is nothing so bad that 1011 01:26:02,782 --> 01:26:05,784 you can't add a little guilt to it and make it worse. 1012 01:26:06,369 --> 01:26:08,745 And there's nothing so good you can't add a little guilt to it 1013 01:26:08,913 --> 01:26:09,997 and make it better. 1014 01:26:11,332 --> 01:26:14,001 Guilt distracts us from a greater truth... 1015 01:26:14,210 --> 01:26:16,712 we have an inherent ability to heal. 1016 01:26:20,383 --> 01:26:25,679 We seem intent on living through even the worst heartbreak. 1017 01:26:27,599 --> 01:26:28,932 How? 1018 01:26:31,895 --> 01:26:33,854 Practice. 1019 01:26:51,998 --> 01:26:55,167 3AM... you slut. 1020 01:26:55,585 --> 01:27:01,757 I wish. We were in the studio, I can't seem to come up with a single. 1021 01:27:01,966 --> 01:27:04,927 - You? - Couldn't sleep. 1022 01:27:05,511 --> 01:27:08,180 So what... you sit here in the dark? 1023 01:27:08,848 --> 01:27:11,850 Hey. Let's just say fuck the no-carbs thing 1024 01:27:12,018 --> 01:27:15,854 let's go to Dupar's and eat pancakes till we choke huh? 1025 01:27:18,399 --> 01:27:23,153 Yeah... I think I'm just going to go back to bed. 1026 01:27:55,395 --> 01:27:59,523 Tuesday, 3AM, once again I can't sleep. 1027 01:27:59,691 --> 01:28:04,945 It's like I'm waiting for time to fix part of me that keeps on breaking. 1028 01:28:05,113 --> 01:28:09,658 I've already thrown out the newspaper and washed the leftover dishes. 1029 01:28:09,826 --> 01:28:14,746 Nothing to do but sit here and think. 1030 01:28:14,914 --> 01:28:20,294 As a citizen and voter in the city of Los Angeles it is up to you to decide 1031 01:28:20,461 --> 01:28:22,212 if you will allow... 1032 01:28:40,106 --> 01:28:42,232 Where are you going with my goddamn flowers? 1033 01:28:42,692 --> 01:28:43,817 But they are... 1034 01:28:43,985 --> 01:28:47,779 We don't throw anything out that's not completely dead. 1035 01:28:49,574 --> 01:28:52,034 - Deal? - Deal. 1036 01:28:52,994 --> 01:28:55,412 And another thing... you've got to quit coming over here 1037 01:28:55,580 --> 01:28:58,915 and moping around, you're fucking depressing me. 1038 01:29:03,254 --> 01:29:05,464 I'm depressing you? 1039 01:29:05,798 --> 01:29:07,924 That's what I'm saying... If we've reached the 1040 01:29:07,925 --> 01:29:10,010 point where you're dragging my day well then... 1041 01:29:10,345 --> 01:29:15,515 we got a problem... seriously. 1042 01:29:15,892 --> 01:29:20,020 You got to do something... it's time to make a move. 1043 01:29:23,900 --> 01:29:25,942 Find a way to get past this. 1044 01:29:26,819 --> 01:29:29,321 Are you being the Oracle right now? 1045 01:29:31,908 --> 01:29:36,870 Nah... I'm just being a friend. 1046 01:30:21,791 --> 01:30:25,752 Hello may I help you? Are you Aaron Davis' mother? 1047 01:30:25,920 --> 01:30:27,671 I'm sister Davis, yes. 1048 01:30:27,839 --> 01:30:30,215 I knew your son, in Los Angeles. 1049 01:30:30,591 --> 01:30:34,845 Oh, you must be one of the elders from there, you have that look. 1050 01:30:35,221 --> 01:30:38,140 No, my name is Christian. 1051 01:30:40,685 --> 01:30:42,436 He lost his watch. 1052 01:30:45,648 --> 01:30:48,442 I wanted you to know how sorry I am. 1053 01:30:50,194 --> 01:30:54,489 It kills me to think that I could have caused him any pain. 1054 01:31:23,436 --> 01:31:26,104 Wait! 1055 01:33:24,640 --> 01:33:27,183 Could be worse... could be raining. 1056 01:33:27,643 --> 01:33:31,438 Oh yeah... it is raining. 1057 01:33:32,064 --> 01:33:35,483 Only in LA it does rain make the news as Operation Storm Watch. 1058 01:33:36,652 --> 01:33:39,571 Don't suppose there is bills of mine in that mail? 1059 01:33:48,956 --> 01:33:52,375 Oh my God... it's a copy of my video. 1060 01:33:52,668 --> 01:33:54,044 What? 1061 01:33:54,629 --> 01:33:57,130 Get outta here... it's about damn time. 1062 01:33:57,381 --> 01:33:59,382 Been waiting to see this. 1063 01:34:00,092 --> 01:34:04,846 Come on girl it's been so top secret. Plug it in, let's go! 1064 01:34:10,728 --> 01:34:15,065 OK, I don't want you to snap to some judgement... 1065 01:34:15,232 --> 01:34:18,985 Why? It's some kind of like nasty-ass-Christina Aguilera 1066 01:34:19,153 --> 01:34:21,613 skank-o-rama kind of video? 1067 01:34:22,531 --> 01:34:25,450 No, it's just... 1068 01:34:39,340 --> 01:34:43,301 ♪ Tuesday, 3AM ♪ 1069 01:34:44,637 --> 01:34:48,723 ♪ once again I'm wide awake ♪ 1070 01:34:49,809 --> 01:34:56,606 ♪ waiting for time to mend this part of me ♪ 1071 01:34:57,024 --> 01:34:59,693 ♪ that keeps on breaking ♪ 1072 01:35:00,569 --> 01:35:04,781 ♪ newspapers I threw away ♪ 1073 01:35:05,866 --> 01:35:09,953 ♪ washed the dishes in the sink ♪ 1074 01:35:10,955 --> 01:35:13,039 What the fuck... 1075 01:35:15,501 --> 01:35:19,421 That's from my journal what the fuck is my journal doing in here? 1076 01:35:19,588 --> 01:35:22,507 You were the one always telling me to write songs about you. 1077 01:35:22,675 --> 01:35:23,466 I was gonna tell you... 1078 01:35:23,634 --> 01:35:25,051 or ask you or whatever... 1079 01:35:25,219 --> 01:35:28,012 You knew I'd tell you to go fuck yourself. 1080 01:35:28,180 --> 01:35:30,724 So you what? You'd steal my most private personal hell 1081 01:35:30,891 --> 01:35:33,601 I've been trying to get past and you turn around 1082 01:35:33,769 --> 01:35:35,937 and throw it back in my face is that it? 1083 01:35:36,105 --> 01:35:38,481 I just thought that something good could come out of this... 1084 01:35:38,649 --> 01:35:40,191 Oh for you maybe... 1085 01:35:40,359 --> 01:35:42,986 Jesus Chris... I did want to tell you. 1086 01:35:43,904 --> 01:35:50,201 Look, I don't want to tell you like this, but the record label... 1087 01:35:50,453 --> 01:35:53,288 want me to move to New York for a while 1088 01:35:53,664 --> 01:35:57,292 cause... all the hot producers work in the clubs there. 1089 01:35:59,503 --> 01:36:03,673 Have a nice trip. 1090 01:37:06,612 --> 01:37:07,695 Help you? 1091 01:37:07,947 --> 01:37:12,867 I was looking for Christian... Yeah um... no Chris is um... 1092 01:37:13,035 --> 01:37:14,994 No, nevermind. 1093 01:37:15,162 --> 01:37:18,248 Want me to give him a message or anything? 1094 01:37:34,181 --> 01:37:35,598 I heard you didn't get the part. 1095 01:37:35,766 --> 01:37:39,185 I hate to admit it but I'm gonna miss you when you go back to New York. 1096 01:37:39,353 --> 01:37:40,770 Who said anything about leaving? 1097 01:37:40,938 --> 01:37:42,480 Come on, you hate LA. 1098 01:37:43,899 --> 01:37:47,527 Look if you tell anybody that I said this I will rip your lips off. 1099 01:37:48,946 --> 01:37:50,780 I was miserable in New York. 1100 01:37:51,490 --> 01:37:55,493 At least in LA you can be miserable while you get a tan. 1101 01:38:17,182 --> 01:38:18,808 Dear boy. 1102 01:38:20,102 --> 01:38:22,729 I was hoping this was still good. 1103 01:38:24,273 --> 01:38:27,692 Of course it's still good. 1104 01:38:29,194 --> 01:38:32,280 I didn't have any place else to go. 1105 01:38:34,116 --> 01:38:35,909 Welcome. 1106 01:38:39,038 --> 01:38:41,122 Give my young friend whatever he wants. 1107 01:38:42,041 --> 01:38:45,168 Just a coke, thank you. 1108 01:38:45,502 --> 01:38:47,211 Nothing stronger? 1109 01:38:47,379 --> 01:38:49,589 You look like you could use it. 1110 01:38:49,757 --> 01:38:52,717 If you don't mind me saying you look like um... hell? 1111 01:38:53,385 --> 01:38:54,636 Why? 1112 01:38:55,638 --> 01:38:57,347 I didn't come to unload on you. 1113 01:38:57,514 --> 01:39:01,517 Well, you gave me that privilege once, let me return the favor. 1114 01:39:04,897 --> 01:39:11,069 After we met I was sent home and excommunicated 1115 01:39:12,488 --> 01:39:14,530 for being gay. 1116 01:39:15,699 --> 01:39:19,202 Your church doesn't like alcohol or homosexuals. 1117 01:39:20,162 --> 01:39:22,997 Well, I am definitely not joining. 1118 01:39:24,792 --> 01:39:27,710 Can't imagine heaven without both. 1119 01:39:27,878 --> 01:39:29,587 Sorry, go on. 1120 01:39:31,715 --> 01:39:39,055 That led me to a brief but disastrous affair with a sharp object. 1121 01:39:51,902 --> 01:39:53,945 After the hospital stitched me up 1122 01:39:55,364 --> 01:39:59,617 my parents put me in this place 1123 01:40:00,828 --> 01:40:04,205 this facility where they were supposed to change me 1124 01:40:05,833 --> 01:40:07,333 and fix me 1125 01:40:07,835 --> 01:40:10,878 this one night I was on restriction 1126 01:40:11,380 --> 01:40:15,633 and I was cleaning this floor with a toothbrush 1127 01:40:16,010 --> 01:40:17,635 that's when I heard it 1128 01:40:18,220 --> 01:40:19,637 this voice... 1129 01:40:21,932 --> 01:40:23,182 it was like an angel 1130 01:40:35,654 --> 01:40:38,114 But it was just the TV. 1131 01:40:41,368 --> 01:40:43,619 It was the strangest coincidence. 1132 01:40:45,622 --> 01:40:47,623 I don't believe in coincidence. 1133 01:40:48,042 --> 01:40:50,543 These days I believe in miracles. 1134 01:40:51,754 --> 01:40:53,046 Maybe. 1135 01:40:54,757 --> 01:40:57,800 Because the girl who was singing. 1136 01:40:59,178 --> 01:41:01,387 She's only almost famous you wouldn't know her. 1137 01:41:02,473 --> 01:41:04,474 But I did. 1138 01:41:06,310 --> 01:41:09,812 And I know people feel this way about certain songs 1139 01:41:13,275 --> 01:41:15,943 but I felt like she was singing right to me. 1140 01:41:23,452 --> 01:41:25,036 This is my young friend. 1141 01:41:25,329 --> 01:41:26,537 We've met. 1142 01:41:27,289 --> 01:41:28,706 I went by your place... I sublet it... 1143 01:41:29,583 --> 01:41:31,209 Is this, this isn't... 1144 01:41:45,140 --> 01:41:47,642 He's a great tipper. 1145 01:41:57,778 --> 01:42:00,988 Darlings, the food's not gonna get warmer sitting on the counter. 1146 01:42:00,989 --> 01:42:02,907 Hot stuff coming through! 1147 01:42:21,593 --> 01:42:22,885 A toast. 1148 01:42:24,429 --> 01:42:25,888 An affirmation. 1149 01:42:27,015 --> 01:42:29,183 A prayer of thanks. 1150 01:42:30,644 --> 01:42:35,106 I want you to know that wherever we find ourselves in this world 1151 01:42:36,150 --> 01:42:38,860 Whatever our successes or failures 1152 01:42:39,236 --> 01:42:43,030 Come this time of year you will always have a place at my table... 1153 01:42:44,199 --> 01:42:46,075 - and a place in my heart. - Cheers. 1154 01:43:04,136 --> 01:43:07,430 Sometimes it all still feels like a mass of dots 1155 01:43:08,891 --> 01:43:09,932 but 1156 01:43:10,559 --> 01:43:12,059 more and more these days 1157 01:43:12,811 --> 01:43:14,854 I feel like we're all connected 1158 01:43:15,856 --> 01:43:17,857 and it's beautiful 1159 01:43:18,442 --> 01:43:19,400 and funny 1160 01:43:20,861 --> 01:43:23,571 and good.