"The righteous belongs to God "Victory to the Lord!"
"Blessed is the one who says "Truth is God"
Bittersweet
All grown up, and you still can't tie your tie!
I get confused over the knots. You're here for the tying-up
Is the sonography report in? - Yes
What's it? - Twins
Twins?
Raj, this is Ranjit. Friend from my college days
Couldn't attend your wedding. But when I got to know...
that Archana is pregnant, I thought I'd come personally, to ongratulate
Ranjit, you must be tired. Let me show you to your room
Raj, why put him up at home? - Why, he's Archana's friend
So what? He can stay at a hotel. This is beyond me! Rest is up to you
Ranjit, you haven't changed a bit!
I've found out. In college, Ranjit and Archana were quite close
They were much-talked-about. Ranjit is a ladies'man
Laughing, joking with another man... how can you like this?
Ask her! What's it between her and Ranjit?
Raj, your sister is instigating you! Here you are, divorced!
You can't bear to see a happy family! - Don't talk rot! Why don't you admit?
You and Ranjit are having an affair!
Raj! You slapped me? - I want this question answered!
What's it between you and that Ranjit? - I'm not going to answer...
such a dirty question. - Give me the answer, Archana!
Raj, I'm leaving
Raj, I'm leaving for good!
The accident killed one of the babies. Archana gave me this other baby
She will have nothing to do with this baby, nor with us from now on
I tried my best to reason with her. But she refused to listen
When she asks who her mother is, then? - Tell her, she died in the accident
Raj! What are you doing? Have you gone mad?
I'd rather kill myself than suffer every moment like this
I have this only daughter. Today's her birthday
And all day, she has been gone! - Daughter might not care for father
But I do. Your step-sister cares. - Don't talk like that, sister
You've always loved me more than a sibling ever would. Else...
Don't you ever talk of dying! It breaks my heart!
Raj, today's the first of the month. We have to draw cash from the bank
Teddy, get your uncle's signature on the cheque. Then take him to his room
How long will this go on? Better get over it. Why did you stop Raj...
from killing himself? -Silly! If he managed to kill himself...
Sweety would've inherited everything. - What difference would it make?
Sweety will inherit it in any case. Not you. Raj won't ever will it to you
22 years ago, had you listened to me, this would never have come to be
If you don't want to kill one of them, let Archana have both of them
No. If Archana gets both of them, someday Raj might want...
to seek his children out. Then he'll go seeking Archana
And the children will unite their parents
To keep the two of them separated, it's a must for Archana to have one
And let Raj have the other one. - Today, that other one...
is a thorn in your side. - If I can make daughter hate father...
I can take care of her till the end. - Meaning what?
Daughters are meant to be wedded away. Someday, she has to leave home
Fell from the horse?
Sweety was an amateur rider. But a professional jockey...
at the race course... - I told you!
Someday, this girl is going to disgrace you
The way you fell! No one suspected! I thought the horse threw you off
The horse that will throw me off is yet to be born!
No one ever made so much money out of losing a race
Sometimes in gambling, you lose to make money. Like you. Today
A fraud like you should be in England. A friend of mine is a bookie there
Chawla also owns racehorses. You could make him rich
And you'll make millions too. - I'll think about it. Bye
Sweety! You fell from a horse? You aren't hurt, are you?
You regret seeing me on my feet? Would it make you happy...
if four pallbearers were carrying me? - What are you saying?!
And what's this I hear about a jockey? - You heard right
I was riding the winning horse. Thousands were cheering me
I fell on purpose. The winning punters lost their money
And I, the one who always lost in life ... today I have lost to win
Why do you have to do all this? You have everything
This mansion, all the money. - I spit on your wealth!
Why do you hate me so much? What have I done?
And what haven't I done for you? Tried to give you the best upbringing
Mis-statement. I was brought up in hostels. You only paid for it
The way one pays a servant. You never cared
And how could you? You never came out of your inebriated state
Maybe, I've been careless... - Not careless. Call it your crime
You killed my mother. - No!
Her death was caused by an accident. - And who was responsible for it?
You! Aunt told me everything
You slapped my mother. That's why she left.
She was disturbed. That's how the accident happened
You aren't only a failed father. You're even my mother's murderer!
I hate you!
She's taken after her mother. How insolent!
I can't take her hatred anymore
Sometimes, I feel like telling her the truth
Tell her what? That her mother was a wanton woman?
That she had an affair with another man?
22 years ago, your twin sister died just after she was born
She won't come back, I know. But I am a mother
Sometimes I imagine, if a miracle happens, if she comes back...
then I'll be able to give her all her birthday gifts
lt'd make her happy, wouldn't it?
Mama, that's Ranjit Uncle
Where's my gift?
That's her father's trait
What's it? - Just thinking of Papa
I'll make tea for you
Tina is grown up now. She's matured too
Why don't you tell that Raj isn't dead, he's alive?
Why should I? Has Raj ever tried to look for his only daughter?
I still can't forget the day...
I couldn't save your other child
Does Raj know? - Yes, Raj knows everything
He told me to tell you that from now on...
he's severing all relations with you and the baby
Go where you wish with your baby. Don't try to meet Raj ever again
That day, Raj severed all relations. - Whatever you say Archana...
I still want you and Raj to be reunited. Tina will have her Papa
And I have been wrongly accused. I should be exonerated
No Ranjit, the fault isn't yours. It was Raj who was at fault
He couldn't make out his sister, for the witch that she is
I'll talk to Raj right away. - Why talk to him?
At home, you rule the roost. - You don't understand, doctor
Devyani, I have some work with you. - This old man finds every odd time!
Mind your manners! Devyani has employed you these past 20 years
I'm the oldest servant in this household. And I'm honest!
Shut up, old man! You've lost your ears, you've lost your eyes
You're past your expiry date! How come you're alive?
Daddy has sent me a telegram. - You even have a Daddy?
Haven't you one? Did the courier service deliver you?
Daddy is very angry. Next week is Grandpa's birthday
You even have a grandfather? - Was everyone in your family...
delivered by courier service? You've no idea about forefathers!
Shut up old man! - Doctor, don't argue with him
I'll be back after I see Raj
Raj, listen to some good news
Been years since happiness was bid a farewell. What's left?
A wedding is a matter of joy!
I don't understand. - I've finalised Sweety's wedding
It's going to be next week
Who's the boy? - He's a fine boy
Has Sweety met him? - I've invited them for lunch
Sweety will meet him. You'll meet him too
What's up, Aunt? How come you're suddenly sounding so affectionate?
I've been looking all over for you. - Given your way...
I wouldn't be in this house at all. - I'm not going to mind a word today!
I'm so glad today! I've finalised your wedding.
Who are you to do that?
Sweety, had your mother been alive, wouldn't she worry for your wedding?
I may not be your mother. But I am in her place
Raj just drinks all day. He has no sense of responsibility
But I have to meet my responsibility. And in life, one needs peace
What a woman without a husband goes through in life, ask me
I've always got you wrong
When are they coming?
You talk so sweetly, one's appetite for sweets is sated!
Have some, please. - No thanks. Where's your daughter?
I'll show her in. - Sister...
Get this clear. One month after the wedding...
a cylinder of cooking gas explodes in your house. Sweety dies. Get it?
A week after the first time I married, the gas cylinder exploded!
Sweety, are you ready? They are here, waiting for you
You look so lovely! - I'm the same I ever was
Difference is, for the first time you're sober
At least, don't talk like this today. You don't know how happy I am today
Is that why you aren't drunk today? You would've scared the guests away
And I would've stayed a burden on you
However much you are angry with me, you will always have my blessings
Be happy, always
Parents who give their children nothing, only bless them...
to get over their responsibility. As you are doing
I don't think you have any more to contribute to this occasion
"My lips..."
"day and night..."
"chant your name"
"I am madly in love with you..."
"O'my dark lover"
"I'm going to make my mother-in-law massage my feet"
"I'm going to make my husband cook for me"
"After the wedding, you're going to lose your mind"
"Only three things you'll remember are oil, salt and fuel for cooking"
"The day I enter your house..."
"imagine, what I'm going to do to you?"
"I'll dance with you, and I'll make you dance"
"I'm the new bride of the new millennium"
"I'm not going to be my husband's slave"
"Not these heartless, cruel, sadistic men"
"I'll make them bow before me"
"I'll dance, and I'll make you dance"
"I'm not taking foul language from my father-in-law"
"I'm going to push him in the well"
"I'm not taking tantrums, mother-in-law I'll show you!"
"I'll bring a stick in dowry"
"I'll dance, and I'll make you dance"
"The day I enter your house..."
"imagine, what I'm going to do to you?"
"I'll dance with you, and I'll make you dance"
You thought that was funny? - Let's show you what fun is!
Come on doctor!
Sweety has left home? But why? I don't understand why!
Sweety must've gone the same way your wife walked out on you
Some scoundrel might seduce Sweety for your money. That worries me
Your money will fall in the wrong hands
God forbid, what if something happens to you? I've called the lawyer
Take his advice and draw up a will. - Why write a will?
In any case, everything is hers. Irrespective of whom she marries...
she still remains the heir. - As you say, Raj
Ma, what do we do now?
Chawla, if Sweety can lose races, she can win races too.She's skillful!
I'm sending her to London on the next flight
Mama, I think some CDs are missing in the new CDs' section
I'll place the order
Every week, they pick up something or the other
Why don't you complain to the police? - You don't mess with goons
I've spoken to the Morrisons. The meeting is in Glasgow tomorrow
Why don't you take the evening flight? - No Ranjit. I have to file my returns
Why don't you go over? - I have a marketing federation meet
I'll go over
She isn't a baby. And I'll be there tomorrow evening
Keep this. - What's this?
God forbid, if there's any problem, use this
How?
Like this!
What time is the morning flight?
You?
Just a catnap. I have to keep up all night
Late nights, Chawla? - I'm Samir
Chawla is a madcap. And a scoundrel. Don't blame me if he has done anything
He's a cur!
Don't gamble
If you lose, you'll end up slaving for Chawla. Like me
Where is she off to? What a madcap!
Where's he?
So Chawla employs imps?
Don't think I'm mad! She's riding my horse at the races tomorrow!
Where do I find a jockey now? If she isn't there tomorrow...
my horse is going to be disqualified. You know what I stand to lose?
500,000 pounds! - Heard that?
You pawned your passport with me and it was all your fault
You haven't paid what you owe me. If I lose tomorrow...
I'll make you dance over there! - I can't dance! I'm not dancing
I'll make you dance, you'll see. - Mr Chawla, I'm not dancing!
I'll make you dance right here! - Mr Chawla, the indignity of it...
Mr Chawla, she's the one. - Chawla, this imp of yours...
ditched me at the airport. - Mr Chawla, she's lying!
She took a cab on her own! - You ditched me at the airport
You took a cab! - Again a mess. Like always!
Mr Chawla, I'm not lying! - The best of England's jockeys...
are riding tomorrow. Are you going to make my favourite horse lose?
If anyone wins, it's going to be me. If you don't believe it, try me out
Want to try arm wrestling?
You're losing, girl
I win, Chawla
Bring my luggage along
Listen...
Had you only hit Chawla a little harder, he would've been dead!
Would've rid me of my debt. - Debt?
Yes, I borrowed 5000 pounds from him. To gamble. Lost it
He took my passport. And now he's making me slave for him
You want to pay off his debt? - Yes
Chawla is paying me 1000 for the win. You give me 10,000, I lose the race
I don't understand...
What if tomorrow's favourite loses?
Great proposal! But don't you think Chawla is a madcap!
No...! - If she doesn't lose...
you're neck-deep in debt. - Nothing's going to happen, silly
If she can cheat to win, she can cheat to lose, no?
Ranjit Uncle, I've spoken to the Morrisons. They're paying
I'm taking the evening flight to Glasgow
Here you are. I've been looking all over. Your advance. 5000 pounds
Yes. - And the rest?
At four in the evening
At four sharp
Lovely! If she loses this race, I'll make a million and a half!
A million and three quarters. - You're hiking?
A quarter to two? In millions. - Mr Chawla...
Who...? - There's a problem
What happened? - Your horse disqualified again
What rot are you talking? Have you gone mad?
That girl is a fraud! - Don't talk rot about me!
Not I. The two of you are frauds!
Why didn't you pay me my advance? - What?! I gave it to you
On the hotel lawns! - On the lawn?
I was in the bar! - Liar!
Liar!
Mr Chawla, she's lying! - Chawla, I don't lie!
She's a smart cookie! - Don't you think Chawla is a madcap!
You're the one who's smart! You steal from me to pay me back!
Mr Chawla, this is a matter of my honour! Don't make me do that!
Made me lose my quarter-to-two! I'm not going to spare you!
You'll make good my loss! - Chawla, what are you making him do?
"Come to me, my love"
"My mind is on fire, come quench me"
"Quench the fires that ravage my body. Embrace me!"
"Come to me"
"Monica, oh my darling"
Store. Nearby
I'm ruined!
Disgraced!
I gave you the money, didn't I? - Yes, you did
I gave you the money! - Yes
Didn't I? - Yes, you gave it to me
Did I give you the money?
How many times will I say yes? - Then why did you lie to Chawla?
If Samir gave you the money, why didn't you go to the races?
Races? What race?
First, stop crying. Samir didn't give me money for the races
He gave it to me for the business. - Using my money for business?
No Mr Chawla. She's lying again. First she says...
she didn't get the money. Now she says she got it. Where's the cash?
In this. - Let go!
No money in this
But I put it in there. - Liar!
I'm not lying! - Where's the cash?
Samir, they're going to kill me!
Chawla, where's my passport? - If you hit me, God won't forgive you
You saved my life. - It was a humane act
But you aren't human. You know how important the money was for me?
Had you lost the race, I would've been free of debt
I would've got my passport, and I would've gone to India
Rather than slave it out here, I'd toil in my own country
Anyway, what is to happen to me, will happen. You go home
You got into a problem because of me. You'll get your money
You'll pay off your debts. - So easy for you to say
Who coughs up? Your Dad?
What's the matter?
My father is no more
He has had too much to drink. - He isn't dying, is he?
He might, if he drinks any more
Don't let him drink any more. - Teddy, you stay here...
till your uncle has gone to sleep. Come on, doctor
My child...
Doctor, I'm so tense... if he dies today, my gameplan is ruined
Why don't you get him married off? - Who will marry him?
For money's sake, anyone will do anything. We have to hire a woman
I'm ashamed, you're my daughter
I never imagined you'd be drinking!
Shameless you! Instead of being ashamed, you're smiling!
Don't you ever talk to me again!
No, I'm not going to forgive you!
You can call my mother in London. She'll pay you
You want me to call your mother? So she can have me arrested...
for kidnapping you? You know how dangerous London jails are?
God forbid! - If you can't call London...
come to London. - How are you travelling?
By flight
Listen...
Do you have money? - No
I haven't either. So how do we end up in London?
You haven't money either? What do we do? Beg for our tickets?
You know how to jive?
"Someone sits right across, and he steals my heart"
"How do you catch the thief?"
"Anklets chime"
"And you fell for the chime?"
"Someone sits right across, and she steals my heart"
"How do you catch the thief?"
"Anklets chime"
"I heard the chime, and I fell for it"
"I see him"
"I want him"
"I want to talk to him"
"How do I meet him?"
"She stands in front of me, and life passes me by"
"I hold her in my eyes"
"Will someone tell him the secret?"
"How do you catch the thief?"
"Anklets chime"
"I heard the chime, and I fell for it"
"Sometimes, she's shy. Sometimes with a smile, she robs me"
"A sweet pain she gives me"
"His killer looks, I die for"
"He doesn't know how much I love him"
"You want me to say that I'm obsessed?"
"How do you catch the thief?"
"Anklets chime"
"And you fell for the chime?"
"Someone sits right across, and he steals my heart"
"How do you catch the thief?"
"Anklets chime"
"And you fell for the chime?"
Let's count. - We've put together quite a bit
Do we take the ten o'clock to London? - Stop flying. Come down to earth
This money will buy us a busride. For only half the distance
The rest of it? - Rest?
Come on
You aren't angry with me, are you?
How come this newfound affection? - I was away for so long!
You've only been away for two days!
Get off me! You're grown up! - Pat me to sleep on your lap
Like a little baby? Go to sleep, my baby!
I'll even sing a lullaby for you
She'll seduce uncle. - What's her name?
Savitri. One look at her, and I knew what her name ought to be
She looks classy. - I've ruined a few classy ones
Who's this? - Hey, what d'you want?
Yes, I get it! Is Raj adopting her, now that Sweety is gone?
Poor thing, so helpless! Doesn't even have proper clothes to wear
Picked her up from the orphanage?
Raj, this is Savitri. Pandit Ramprasad's daughter
Raj, I have to travel often on work. And you're left all alone
I don't want you to be lonely. In my absence, she will look after you
She'll look after me? She spilt my drink
Let me have your glass. I'll make a drink for you
I won't ever give you reason to complain
Very good girl
Ranjit, I slapped Tina last night, and she started laughing
Before this, she'd start crying at the slightest
Tina seems changed
No problem. I'll talk to her tomorrow
Will you please let me call Mummy? - I told you, no
If I'm not home tonight, Mummy will report it to the police
The police will arrest you for kidnapping me. And jails in England!
What's wrong? - You want to call Mummy? Come on
I'm in the kitchen. - Come out. This is important
Tina, are you all right? - I'm perfectly all right
Tina speaking
Yes, Tina
I happened to meet my friend from Manchester, Susan
She took me home. Tell Mummy I'm fine. I'll be home in a few days
Who are you?
Raj and Archana Khanna's other daughter. Sweety
Yesterday, I couldn't make head or tail of this
I was told that my mother is dead. And suddenly...
Let's go and tell Mummy. - Wait it out a couple of days
Tina is coming too. When Archana sees the two of you together...
she's going to go wild with joy!
Can I ask you something? - Ask
I know Aunt caused...
a lot of misunderstandings between Mummy and Papa
But in all these years, didn't Mummy even try to find out for once...
how I am, whether I'm all right or not?
Because Archana was told that one daughter died at childbirth
But she has never forgotten you. Every year on Tina's birthday...
she always buys a gift for you too
Take a look in her locker. 22 gifts for 22 years. For you
She always remembers you
Tina, why have you brought out all these presents?
I wanted to see what presents you've given her all these years?
The same things I gave you. I never treated the two of you differently
Now put it back
So now we're in London
What will you do with the money? - I'll pay my debts
I'll take my passport and I'll go back to India
Will you see me before you leave?
First, let me collect from your Mummy. - Samir, I'm not coming with you
Why? - If I get home safely...
Mummy won't pay you. She will have you arrested
If I don't go, she'll pay up to save my life. Go on. I'll wait here for you
Here? All alone?
"I'm sleepless, I'm restless, I'm breathless"
"What's happening to me?"
"Don't look at me like this"
"My heart is pounding"
"Listen to my heartbeat, my love"
"What do you think it tells you, my love?"
"So deep runs our relationship A few moments is like an eternity"
"In raindrops, in the seawaves...
"you are, my love"
"I feel like going mad"
"I'm breathless, what's happening to me?"
"What's happening to me?"
"Don't look at me like this"
"My heart is pounding"
Please don't get me wrong. I'm not a kidnapper
But I'm in a soup because of your daughter
What has she done? - When she came from India...
Came from India, when? - Chawla had called her...
to ride in the races. - My daughter doesn't know riding
Children hide things like these from their parents
I think you're mistaken. - No Mrs Khanna. I'm talking...
about your daughter Sweety. - You've come to the wrong address
Not Sweety. My daughter is Tina. - Tina, Sweety, whatever...
she's your daughter. And as of now, I'm holding her
Not to be afraid. She's fine
As of now, I need 5000 pounds badly. To go back to India. I'll pay you back
Nothing is going to happen to Tina
She's your daughter, isn't she? - Yes
You liar! - What...?
You cheated me out of my money! Then you say your Mummy...
won't pay me up if she sees you. You were supposed to wait for me...
at the castle! You fraud! You cheat! You liar!
Tell your mother to give me my money. Tell her!
I'm not giving up my money! I'm going to collect
Let's lodge a complaint with the police
He's a madcap. - What a madcap!
Raj, have you signed the cheques? - Sit down
How do you like Savitri? - Nice girl
I want her to be your wife, to look after you
Wife?
After I saw Savitri, I realised what I should've done long ago
You should've married. - No, not marriage
In our family, love, marriage are curses
I loved Sweety. She left me. I fell in love with Archana...
I married her, and the result?
Look at yourself. You married too. But...
No sister, not marriage. But you've said something pertinent
Find a good boy for Savitri. See that she settles down
We'll do the spending
Let's go over to India with Archana and expose Devyani in front of Raj
That is going to be the end of all misunderstandings
To dispel the misunderstandings, Papa should be completely sober
Aunt won't ever let him off the hook. - And I never get to see my Papa?
Tina, do something. Go to India in my stead
Stay with Papa, help him kick the habit
Afterwards, we'll come over with Archana
But I...? - Why worry?
You only have to imbibe Sweety's habits. - What if I get caught?
If Mummy couldn't make me out, how can Papa make you out?
You're forgetting, the two of you are twins
"Look at that! Twins!"
"I'm a bit short-tempered. - I'm more loving"
"Still it looks as if you and I are just the same"
"Some bitter"
"Some sweet"
"I'm a bit of a tomboy" - I'm a bit shamefaced"
"Still it looks as if you and I are just the same"
"Some bitter"
"Some sweet"
"The same eyes, oh Allah!"
"The same diction, oh Allah"
"The same smile, oh Allah"
"The same gait, oh Allah"
"But you're the impostor. I'm the real one"
"You're the mad one. I'm nice"
"You're all topsy-turvy. - Are you a doll?"
"Still it looks as if you and I are just the same"
"Some bitter"
"Some sweet"
"Become like me" - Oh God"
"To hell with you! - Oh God!"
"What a girl! Oh God!"
"I'm lovely, you're ugly!"
"Look at yourself in the mirror, silly!"
"Our styles are different. - Beginning with our names"
"Still it looks as if you and I are just the same"
"Some bitter"
"Some sweet"
Even England is full of thieves! The slammers are full
And they dump a gentleman like me in the bathroom!
My name is Dev Singh. I'm from the Indian High Commission
The case against you has been withdrawn. But there's a problem
Chawla is absconding. Your papers and passport aren't traceable
You're being deported to India on tomorrow's flight
Sending me to India? Brother, you're great! India, the only hope!
Madcap!
I'm not mad, brother!
Brother!
Won't I land in some problem?
Everything will be all right. No one will recognise you
Call me every day
Take care of Mummy. And don't tell her anything till I tell you
What do you call him? Papa?
Yes
Dr Khurana speaking. I'm not well. Please come and give me a check-up
You look worried. - Need for worry being...
you can't seduce Raj, and Devyani gets tense
And I get to suffer for it. - There's one way out
What if Savitri gets pregnant?
Savitri, if you're pregnant, Raj will be forced to marry you
I'll pay you 500,000 for the job
But Raj is always inebriated
Savitri, I have a cure
Viagra is what sets ice to fire. - It has taken the world by storm
Where did you get that from? - From the doctor's room
Sometimes Raj uses paan
Put a pill in his paan
Ballu Uncle?
Yes, Sweety
Good, you're back. Your father was so lonely without you
He has even adopted a girl. - Adopted?
Yes, she's a poor thing. Doesn't even have proper clothes
Ballu Uncle, where's Papa?
"Lock the door"
"Put out the lights"
"Draw the curtains"
"Let's look into each other's eyes"
"Let's make love behind closed doors"
"Let's make lots of love!"
"Not once, we'll do it a hundred times"
"I'll treat you to a paan..."
"laced with passion"
"The chime of my anklets will steal your heart"
"The clink of my bracelets will wound your heart"
"No waiting any longer"
"Let's make love behind closed doors"
"Let's make lots of love!"
"I'll dance to the rhythm"
"I'll show you disco-dancing behind closed doors"
"I'll kiss you with lipstick on my lips"
"I'll sway in your arms"
"Let the look in my eyes pierce you"
"Let's make love behind closed doors"
"Let's make lots of love!"
"Lock the door"
"Put out the lights"
"Draw the curtains"
"Let's look into each other's eyes"
"Let's make love behind closed doors"
Where have you been?
What happened? Where have you been?
Very far away. I didn't even imagine I'd meet my Papa...
that I'd see you
When you miss someone dear, doesn't it hurt?
That's strange talk...
If you're lucky to find something precious you've lost...
you care for it. I won't let you out of my sight for even a minute, Papa
I was so lonely without you
I won't let you drink today! - Why? I'm so happy today
I'm going to take a drink. - Papa, you drank too much last night
That was last night
I'll have one! Give me my bottle. - No Papa! Please!
Let go of my bottle!
Back? To ruin my brother's life?
Teddy, get a bottle for your uncle
You've made life miserable for us. Get out of here!
Out of here!
Out! If you show up again, I'll kill you!
It's morning
I hate hearing you talk about another man!
I'll wait for you! Get me a paan!
What is the matter, Savitri?
Raj isn't in his room. I've looked all over. He's nowhere
Where is he? Where has he gone?
I've given him a sedative. He'll sleep for four or five hours
My senior will give him a check-up in the evening
Are you sure, he'll give up alcohol?
At this rehabilitation centre, the success rate is a hundred percent
You did the right thing coming here with your father
Emotional support from family members speed up recovery
What other activities at this rehabilitation centre?
Let me show you
All kinds of people come here. Some to kick alcohol...
some to cure obesity, some to gain weight...
some just come to relax. Our ayurvedic massage is very popular
Doctor sahib, over here
Do something doctor... - What is the matter?
Make me thin!
Samir, please! Listen to me! - I don't want to listen to anything
Because of you, I was put into a straitjacket for nine hours!
All the confusion is because of my twin, Sweety!
Twin! You're in the right place. We even treat insanity here
Raj never stepped out of the house except in my company. Where is he?
Could he be dead?
Where are you going? - I've landed a new contract
I have to get a rich man divorced. - What happens to our contract?
No Raj. What contract, man? - If he isn't dead, he'll be back
As soon as he comes, you'll marry him. - Provided Raj comes
In the meantime, let's get over with the divorce
If Raj comes, page me
Where am I? - Goa
But why?
Papa, you won't find alcohol
I won't find alcohol?
Why don't you understand? I need alcohol
You need to live. Alcohol is your weakness. You must give it up
How am I to live without alcohol? - If you try, you can! Without it
I've been drinking for years!
Look, I know it's destroying me I'll give it up slowly
How can I do it at one go? - Why can't you?
Have pity on your father!
Look how my hands are trembling
Hold my hand, Papa
Papa has given up alcohol?
One minute! Where are you going? Pay up, over there
Tina, let them go
How many times have I told you not to mess with these goons?
Just a matter of 25 or 30 pounds. What difference does it make?
What have you done? - I'll solve your every problem
Get to the store. I'm coming
Don't ever come here again!
Ever since she has come back from Glasgow, Tina has changed!
So many things change in life, circumstances, people
Sometimes things that happen are beyond our imagination
You did a good thing bringing me here. - Doesn't everything look so changed?
Even you've changed so much, Sweety
To change someone, one must first change oneself
Parents are the ones who give their children good lives
But now it's a child who has shown the right path to a wayward father
Not only that, you've given me a good life. Alcohol ruined me
I could never be a good father
What were you talking? - How are you concerned?
You were behaving as if he's close to you
He's the man I love the most
Who's the girl you were talking to yesterday?
She's the one I love the most!
Where are you going? - Is this any way...?
This is a massage. I'll give your massage
You love her the most? - I do. What is it to you?
My parlour. It's my business!
What are you doing?
Get me some kerosene
What lingo was that? - Just watch what I do!
I'll put your foot in your mouth! - What massage is this?
What's this? - Kerosene
Kerosene? What for?
Khanna, I'm going to kill you!
Stop!
You again? - You didn't come to the health club?
Any more designs on me? - Yesterday, it was massage
The real treatment is today - Real treatment?
Shock treatment
Where are you running Khanna? - Don't come after me!
Call security! - What happened?
The brute! Yesterday, he gave me a sprain. Today, he wants...
to give me shock treatment! - Whatever it is, it's for your good.
No Papa, no good!
I don't like that man!
How dare you hit my father?
Your father?
No tickling!
Don't ever see me again!
Who was he?
I met him in London?
Met him? Or kept on meeting him?
You love her very much?
Yes sir
Go on, woo her
She's very angry with me
When in love, they're only cross, never angry
I don't know how to. - In my times...
Archana was cross with me, but I always won her back
How sir?
"You, only you..."
"I have desired"
"I swear by my passions"
"Without you, if I have to live..."
"I'll die"
"My heart is yours"
"My heart beats for you"
"For you, I breathe"
"All I have to say is, I want to be with you, my love"
"You, only you..."
"I have desired"
"I swear by my passions"
"Without you, if I have to live..."
"I'll die"
"My heart is yours"
"My heart beats for you"
"For you, I breathe"
"All I have to say is, I want to be with you, my love"
"The radiant sunlight on your beauty is what I love"
"I am afraid of losing myself"
"Don't look at me so passionately
"My heart is yours"
"My heart beats for you"
"For you, I breathe"
"All I have to say is, I want to be with you, my love"
"Ask me, how much I love you"
"Every moment I wait for you"
"Let me kiss the dew from your lips"
"This moment, let's forget everything"
"My heart is yours"
"My heart beats for you"
"For you, I breathe"
"All I have to say is, I want to be with you, my love"
You have to talk to Papa. - I'm not talking. You talk
How can I talk? You must! - Please, you do the talking
Papa, Samir wants to talk to you
What is it? - You see... Sweety wanted to talk
Samir, you wanted to talk. - First you were supposed to talk
Not I. You were supposed to talk. - The two of you want to marry?
Papa, what happened?
Just thinking of Archana. I wish she could attend your wedding
Mummy is coming
Sweety means to say, what if a miracle happens?
Such miracles don't happen
Shoes, bags, what more do we need? - Marks & Spencers. Let's go
I'm tired. You go on
Where have you been Tina? - Look, I bought a tie for Papa!
For Papa?
Father's Day is coming up. I just thought of Papa
If you've bought a tie for your Papa, then I'll have to go to your Papa
I don't understand. - Your Papa could never wear a tie
You don't miss Papa? - Let's go
Aunt
You're back? How dare you come back to this house?
Strange! My house, isn't it? This I should be asking you...
the ones who have been living off my father for years
What did you say?
You are my elder. But you have no right to strike my daughter
Please remember
What happened to Uncle? - Raj, so changed?
I don't understand. - Just wait and watch
You'll get to know everything. - What will we get to know? Say it
Tell me
What have you done?
Raj, what's happening? Who told you to throw out the bottles?
I told her
You did? - Yes
Good thing. The bottles were fakes. I ordered the real thing for you
Papa, a juice?
I'm thinking about going to the office, say what?
All of you are on a month's leave. Get lost
You're sending off the servants? Who will do the work?
You. - You expect me to work?
Yes
What happened? - Look! How insolent Sweety is!
She says instead of the servants, I'll have to do the chores
Is that insolent? Doing the chores in your own household...
doesn't make you a servant. I'm going to the office
What's this? - The laundry. Sweety's orders
You do the laundry. Teddy buys rations. The doctor does the floors and vessels
Washerwoman, you aren't washing the clothes properly
Are you deaf? Don't you hear?
Your phone. - Who is it?
No idea
Surprised to hear me?
What kind of a joke is this? - The miracle you wanted has happened
What are you saying? - Just now I'm in India. With Papa
The one with you is Sweety
Here you are doctor. More coming up
Devyani, in my love for you, from doctor, I become a dog!
And now I have nowhere to go
Really Raj, I enjoy doing the household chores
I don't see Teddy and the doctor. - Teddy is out shopping for groceries
The doctor is putting out the laundry to dry
Raj how about reconsidering? - About what?
About the marriage. - Once Sweety is married off...
you'll become lonely. If you get married...
What has come over you? - She lied to me! She told me...
that my other daughter is dead! - Other daughter?
Yes! This woman took my Sweety away from me!
I don't get what you're saying... - You've heard the truth
It's true Papa
She had me pronounced dead as soon as I was born
Why did you do this?
For your own good. What else could I do?
The two of you didn't want to be together
I didn't want the quarrel to end up in courts
Our family would've been maligned. That's why I lied
So that each of you would have a child
If you think, I have committed a crime...
What are you doing, sister?
See how easily your father condones crime? But I won't spare this witch!
After all these years, have you come to pick a fight?
I'm going to kill her!
Don't shout!
Why are you fighting? - Your mother is fighting
What does she think of herself? - And what do you think of yourself?
I know this is personal between the two of you
But if this is the state of the household...
Tina and I can't get married. - Why?
Because my parents are coming to discuss the wedding tomorrow
They're orthodox. What will they think if they see you fighting like this?
They'll wonder what kind of upbringing...
such parents have given to their daughters
They will refuse. I'd rather tell them not to come
Don't worry, son. We won't give you any reason to complain
Very well
The way Archana beat you up so mercilessly!
Not even washermen are so merciless with their laundry. Fault is yours
How many times did I tell you to kill one of them?
Not one. Both should've been killed. - Right Teddy! Tina should've...
been strangled like this! And my head should've been smashed!
You think you can do anything just because your mother is back?
Just wait and see what I do to you! - Don't scream!
Mummy hates screaming help. Tomorrow Samir's parent are coming
In front of them, behave like well-mannered servants. Else...
Samir, you didn't tell me about your parents
I haven't any. I'm an orphan
Why did you lie to Mummy and Papa? - I had no other way to stop the fight
And I lied. - How will you make it happen?
Till now, parents bore their children. For the first time tomorrow...
a son will spawn his parents
You aren't ready yet?
They should be coming! The car... there's the car!
My tie! Do my tie! - After all these years...
you can't even wear a tie! - All right, I can't. They're here!
You women are never ready on time! - I'm ready. You aren't!
You're supposed to knot my tie! - I'm doing it!
Are you going to strangle me?
But you don't take your veil off - I can't handle this dress.
Find another woman for yourself - Sweety, you sister is settling down.
Can't you bear to see that? - Through this dense veil? Her wedding!
Let her play mother-in-law. Playing mother-in-law! At my age!
They're here!
Samir's parents
Touch their feet
Bless you
Where's her sister? - She's asleep
At this hour? Wake her up
Please be seated
Samir not to be seen? - He has gone to the village
Distributing invitations for the wedding
You resemble Samir closely. - My son
Besides, whom will the son resemble? The father, or my neighbour?
This is fun!
Is your servant begging? - No, she's my elder sister
How magnanimous! You consider your servant to be your sister?
Bad palm. Anyone she sets her eyes on is going to be ruined
God protect you from the evil eye. Share it with the other servants
She even behaves likes the mistress!
This is Sweety. - After the wedding...
I'll be confused who my Tina is! I mean, who my daughter-in-law is
Why isn't Tina here with the snacks? - Get the snacks
Their faces are the same! Nice!
Listen...
No vermilion in your parting? This is ominous!
In the hurry, I forgot. - Then let the husband apply it now!
Do it now! - Yes, do it
You have to do it.
Do it. - It's awkward
In her parting
Apply it
Do it. Put the vermilion
Nice, isn't it?
That old man insulted me! - Even re-married with vermilion
22 years ago, I ruined the marriage I won't let it happen again!
Call Savitri back. - I'll page her
Come what may, I won't share your bedroom
Not that I fancy it. But Tina wants. to put up Samir's parents...
in the guest bedroom. So as not to arouse suspicions
What happened?
Savitri, you...? - What happened?
Who is this? - An orphan. Papa wanted to adopt her
Drinking whisky? It's time for your milk!
You're adopting a grown up girl? - I'm going to bed
You sleep on the floor. - Why me? You sleep on the floor
Come what may, you sleep on the floor. - I won't
I said, you will. - My house. My bed
You sleep on the floor. - No, no and no!
What do you mean?
Nice, they're in love aren't they? - We barged in at a bad time. Come on
You sleep on the floor!
No use taking it out on the vegetables
What to do with the one who's here to cut us out?
Isn't chopping vegetables fun?
Teddy, why are you using the washing machine?
How else do you wash clothes? - Use your hands
Hands? - The washing machine runs...
the electricity bill rises!
Teddy, you haven't gone shopping? - I'm going right now
I'm going out. Serve Papa juice at eleven. Please keep lunch ready
Devyani, you were plodding along fine. Where comes this speedbreaker from?
What's going on?
How did you get up here? - Did I use the toilet? My mistake
So what? My house, my bed. I sleep where I want
Coming!
How are you?
Bavjibhai, how are you? - Lots of things wrong with your house
Never before has she fought with me. Now she's fighting with me
What is the matter? - I don't want to talk to him
Then woo her. - But she's angry
Those in love maybe cross, never angry
And then you have to win them over. - Samir told me!
When you were cross, Raj used to sing a song for you. What was the song...?
I'm going over there!
Look at this
"You, only you..."
"I have desired"
"I swear by my passions"
"Without you, if I have to live..."
"I'll die"
You're singing it wrong!
Then sing the real song. - No...
She's angry with me. - I don't remember the song
Just a little
I don't remember the song. - Just sing a bit. She's angry
Trouble for me. Sing a bit
"You, only you..."
"I have desired"
"I swear by my passions"
"Without you, if I have to live..."
"I'll die"
"My heart is yours"
"My heart beats for you"
"For you, I breathe"
"All I have to say is, I want to be with you, my love"
What a song!
I can't kiss her. You kiss her!
For my sake!
Small kiss
Sweet song! - No need to be glad
I wasn't singing it for you. I was singing for Mavjibhai
At this age, what can you sing? - What did you say?
Nothing. Let's go! Come on
Tell me something, Archana. You went abroad..
you built up such a huge business, you brought up Tina...
how did manage all this on your won?
I wasn't alone. Ranjit was with me
Did you ever contemplate marrying again?
How I suffered once, you know well.
Once the kids are settled, I'm thinking of marrying again
Who's going to marry you? - There are several
One's at home already. Savitri! Why, what happened?
The one you'd rather adopt? - Sweety was joking
What do you think of Savitri? - Marry, or else she'll run away
Only if I let her run away
For those oafs, cook anything. For Raj, chicken fried rice...
chilly chicken and chicken manchurian. Raj loves Chinese
Listen, Raj doesn't like Chinese. Make spinach with cottage cheese...
and barbecue a bell plant for him. - Fine
Isn't it 22-years too old? In 22 years Raj's tastes have changed a lot
You're right. Raj has changed a lot. He used to donate to orphanages
Now he has runs one at home
How dare you call me by name? Call me Mummy!
Raj is going to adopt you, isn't he? That makes me your Mummy
Raj is going to marry me!
My Papa's wife is my Mummy, isn't she?
Darling, I'm not unfaithful! Give me a paan...
and I won't give you a reason to complain!
She's cross! Where do I find the paan?
Yes Samir, we're fine. Your in-laws are so nice. And they're in love!
Tina is right here
Sweety? She's a queen. She must be asleep now
Why are you standing? Sit
I saw my wife's face after a long time!
Will you have bread?
Great! Your parents gave an education to a cook and made him a doctor?
But a doctor never forgets his standing
Who's this?
Mummy, warm bread
Is he your son? - Yes
Blessed! You keep the tradition alive! You have made your son a servant
I must pay my obeisances!
What happened? - This old man pinched me!
She"s lying! She's vilifying me! - That's an old habit
You pinched me! - I pinched you?
You lying old hag! - You lying old man!
Shut up! - You shut up!
Is this a laughing matter? That was insane!
He dumped yoghurt on my sister. Teddy's face on the cake
You're such an amateur. Don't ruin my table
Samir is such a gentleman. But his father is wild!
My daughters are so nice. And their father...
What if Tina gets pudding in her face after the wedding?
You're getting old
You're senile. Is there no mirth in your life?
Don't do that! - Laugh!
Yes, I'm laughing! No tickling!
I laughed after along time
Damn the old couple! See what they did to us!
Savitri and Devyani, you specialise in divorce
Forget Raj and Archana. Work on Samir's parents
I think she's pregnant. - Thank God!
Savitri, my way lies clear ahead!
I don't want you to have any complaints
Tina has a little problem. Her father's trait
Watch
You see, even Tina...
You too?
What kind of a joke is this? - When I saw the two of you fighting...
it somehow slipped out, that my parents are coming.
Why did you lie?
To put the two of you together for a few days
Congratulations! - What about?
Good news, Raj. - Bless me, sister
Sister? - Co-wives are is like sisters, no?
Co-wives? - Archana, eat a sweet
Why? - Raj is becoming a father again
Yes Raj. Savitri is pregnant
You should be ashamed! You're still spawning?
You ought to be giving your daughters away in marriage!
I don't remember...
Savitri, is it mine?
Raj, I'm sure
No, it's someone else's baby
I have fathered Savitri's child
Ranjit Uncle, and the baby...? - Sweety is too smart
She must be upto something
You're back?
Come, Ranjit Uncle - See? No sooner than you're about...
to marry again, he steps in! - Ranjit, what's all this?
True Archana. The baby is mine
Do you know him?
I don't know him
Is the baby mine?
- Stop raving!
Is the baby mine?
No!
The baby is mine!
Get lost old man! - You are the old man!
I've fathered a baby! The baby is mine!
Just ran out of coins. Don't worry. I'm getting my chequebook
Raj, the baby is yours. - Is the baby mine?
Is he mad? - Could be
Is the baby mine?
- Yes! Yours!
No!
The baby is yours!
What are you doing? Tart! You're doing this for money!
Tart you are! Even the witch spares her own house
You're out to ruin the brother who cared for you!
Hear Papa? Aunt hired her. Ranjit Uncle bid more. She's his now
Keep the coins, folks
We're ruined, Devyani!
Raj, now you should realise what your sister is
It was her machination that made you suspicious of your wife
See Aunt? The road isn't that clear
Raj, this is a misconception. - Enough of this melodrama, Uncle
You're transferring everything in our favour
Samir, stop! Stop, or I'll shoot. I'm a very dangerous man!
Done? Enough?
Let them go Samir!
Baldie! - Mind your language
I'm going to be sick!
I'm lucky to have a friend like you
But some people don't understand...
that a man and a woman can be good friends too
Ranjit Uncle calling
Tina is getting married on Wednesday. We're leaving on Thursday
Three tickets, not two. Sweety is also coming with us
Are you going back? - Yes Tina. I have to go home
Isn't this your house? - No. Your father threw me out long ago
I didn't throw you out. You walked out. - Because you slapped me
I asked you a question. You never answered it
You had no right to ask that question
Sweety isn't going with you. - Sweety decides. Not you
Sweety! Drinking again?
You're going back to your old life. I'm going back to my old life too
I won't allow you to go astray! - Are you on the right track?
Shut up! You're coming with me!
You might have become used to living apart
But I can't live without my Papa. - Very well
If you aren't coming, after the wedding I'll go back alone
Mama, you always used to cry about your other daughter who died?
Now that you've found her, how can you leave her?
Saying that won't make a difference to Mummy
Once she's over there, she'll give me up for dead
And every year on my birthday, she'll buy a gift and lock it up
If you must go, go now. Tina can get married even without you
Very well. I'll leave right away
Papa, please stop Mummy!
Let her go
Your parents are adamant
They don't care for their children
I've always regretted being an orphan, not having parents
If this is what parents are like, I'm better off an orphan
Stop Archana
I say, stop!
What kind of a mother are you? Don't you even care...
for the happiness of your children? If you go away...
it won't make a difference to me. My life was ruined. It'll happen again
But I won't let the lives of my children be ruined
Children suffer the worst when parents quarrel. I've come to know very well
In our case, who suffered? Our kids
Because of us, they were unhappy. Now that they have found happiness...
you are leaving. No, I'm not going to let you leave Archana
No Raj
I am leaving.
You won't go Archana. - I will
I said, you aren't leaving! - Who are you to stop me?
Your husband!
No, you won't leave your home Archana
22 years ago, had you exercised this right and stopped me...
I would never have left my home
You took 22 years to assert your right!
Stop crying