It's busy, stupid! - Hurry up!
Do not fall into the hole!
Wait a minute!
From the balcony I piss!
Get out of there!
Immediately!
Your mama!
Learn to run the water!
You think life is like a comic book!
We, the birds, are too heavy for us.
Nonsense! People give you cow, and me poison.
I'm sick of this.
Still talking! Hurry, he whines!
It laments, Sherrafetin. He says life is unfair.
If you are a mouse, you are fucking.
I told you not to say that word. - "Broken"!
No! "Mishka, bitch. - It's all bullshit.
An important decision has to be made. For tonight - fish or beef!
I know! What was the second thing!
It was a fish! - "It was a fish!"
Fish was! But you can not fish.
I can not swim. I am a land gull.
If you want to drown, please.
Tiny! I will take fish, you drink.
Move your asses. You are hopeless.
Well, but to tell you - no money will be difficult.
Do not justify yourself. You are a thief, sneak something!
It's obviously a sign to get out of here.
Enjoy the concert. Let's go!
Fuck, I hate this town.
THE HAPPY COAT Brother! Sherrafetin, my friend!
Brother! Cheer!
Where are you!
What is it! Do you call this shit of "music"!
More irritating than Coldplay. - Your mall!
Sounds like a German dog has a tiny chihuahua.
Close your cat's mouth!
Serafetin, brother!
Chief! - Who is it!
Serafetin! Brother.
Chief! You have to come right away!
This is the most wonderful thing I've ever seen.
We talk about the class.
If you are interested. - Bravo, man.
Being born! - Yes, Siamese. Clean, soft.
It's not a scrawny cat. My type!
There is time until Rousse and Rufk come back with drinking.
Siamka, a! With a flattened muzzle and a shaggy tail!
No, these are captured. With velvet paws, it seems to wear garters.
And with the figure of Beyonce!
How not, this is a top quality piece.
But come straight away, otherwise she will go away.
Will not you learn respect!
You refuse my verey, and you want respect! Here you are!
You will no longer see a verest.
Someday fate will punish you.
Excuse me, sir, I'm looking for someone.
I'm not a References Desk!
See in your phone, like other kids.
Tell me about it.
To save my kindness. I have a dinner party for tonight.
Can I come! - Just tell it!
You will love it. They call her Princess.
There are long paws and an incredible body!
Small, tight coat of hair. Very sexy.
She is not a chick, brother!
And you know, loves this song of "Technotron".
So nice did it, I almost finished.
It takes me to work.
I do cat's platform for dialogue.
Still come back to pimping!
No, it's legal.
It's hard to fuck in this city, even during the season.
The breed cats will find husbands and we will smear.
There will be drinking at the party! - Of course. It's settled.
Something real at three o'clock.
I missed the bottle!
You smell good.
"Deceiver" has broken! - Shut up.
Relax. There is an improvement.
Heads up, shut up and fly!
Do you know, that you are still in a negative way!
No, but I will confirm that you are an idiot.
View Only!
The breed has not changed since the times of Cleopatra.
There were only pharaohs. I thought of you.
I wanted to introduce you to history.
Enter me.
Hello, little princess.
I want to eat you and kiss your sweet face!
Look what you did!
Put your signature.
Do not see him, I'm late again.
Not now.
I need to go to work.
Princess, I'll be back soon. Be obedient until I'm gone.
Come on.
Hello, dear. I'm Sherrafettin. Let's be loved.
What.
I think I like it.
Oh, what.
She may have refused. - Fuck him, what have we done!
Mitch! What we did!
Come on, Cheer, fast! Let's go.
Wine is not ours. She is obviously afraid of intimacy.
He returns. Damn it.
Okay, okay. Wait.
Princess! Hello.
Princess!
Little girl!
Princess! No.
Princess!
No!
Say something! He gets mad. We need to get out of here!
Princess, wake up!
An accident occurred.
We only. She's just.
Tell him, Sherra! I swear, that's the truth!
Enough!
No! They hit me, Sherra.
Cemil.
He destroyed me.
Destroyed me.
Tell the boys, I died as I lived.
I need a drink.
Brother Sherrafettin! - Cheer!
Where is he!
Brother, where are you?
Where is he, he took it!
You tell him. I do not want.
No need to tell him. He will understand.
Oh yes. It's true.
Cheer! I have a surprise for you.
Get out of here. I'm not in the mood for surprises.
Do not talk like this. You will be very happy!
Finally he came to himself.
Bravo, give a beer.
Stop, stop!
Turn around.
What is it! - Hello, my name is Tachettin.
Dad! - You talk to me!
Of course, he was looking for you.
Do not you remember your son!
Cats have no sons.
Believe it, kid. You'll be better off without him.
It is irreparable.
Here it is.
And he is empty-handed.
Wonderful, but that means tonight we will starve.
And you call me an idiot.
You can not refuse at the last moment.
This happens only once a year.
Prepared his favorite dish.
Please, think about it.
We have a sole, he is in the refrigerator.
You have not been to such a long time ago. Please.
Wait, who is there!
Stop! A thief!
Where did this come from?
I brought a fish. Pour the drink.
It's time to drink.
What is it, brother! - Cemil is dead.
Who is he! - You know him, pimp.
They killed him like a dog. - Let him rest in peace.
Let's put a cup for my friend.
Where is the brandy!
We could not find.
This city is dry as a nun in a church.
There is nothing. Nothing.
Mellow! And how will you be justified?
We do not work for you. We are friends right!
But the gentleman just shouted.
It does not care what we have experienced today.
You're right - I do not care. Drop, get out of here.
Ungrateful son of a bitch!
We broke our asses for you, and you only offend.
What's up to you!
Hello, brothers.
Who are you! - What!
It looks like a small one.
It really resembles.
Yes!
Skapa water!
Cretan! You drank everything!
And others live here! Egoist one! - Ungrateful.
Cows give more milk, if they listen to classical music.
Plants get higher.
And you're getting worse and ugly.
Do you call this music?
Cheer, do not be angry with me, or I'll be beheaded!
Your mama! - Cheer!
I do not benefit you.
You do not feed me, you do not give me a drink.
But you still claim that you are the owner of a cat.
Maybe peace of mind! Only one!
Go on making love, shit! - A whisper!
And when you last fuck! You just hit the noisy instrument.
What! - Just think about him.
Do not kiss me the tool!
Freeman! - Cheer!
Look what you did to him! It ruined him.
Who is it! Fuck him! - Who is asking!
This monster. The ugly cat with a human face.
This story.
Leljo.
What did you do this time! - I can not breathe.
Well, how can I help you! - Quiet. Do not call me an aunt.
You are late with the rent.
For months, you have not given a hint. - Are you sure!
For years you have benefited from my kindness.
Tired of me! Leave the apartment.
You are both evicted.
= =
This son of a bitch has stolen you fish !!
I cut it and fill it with straw,
As a gift to your grandson!
It's too late. - Please.
Tiny! I can not believe I will say that.
But I'll give you another day. - One day! But how.
This is not my problem.
Tomorrow you will not be there. Or I'll call the police to drive you out.
Listen, let's go! - Please, be reasonable.
One day, that's it Did you understand! - All right, dear auntie.
It's his.
What is it! - He is very funny!
Where are you hiding!
And it's smart. Probably like his mother.
I do not know what you think, but get out of here.
But, Dad, I'm your son.
How many seeds have I scattered! No need to be proud.
How many bastards call me "dad".
Come on, Chero. - You do not interfere.
But, Dad. - Get out of here! Movement!
Do you have any idea how difficult I found you!
Goodbye.
That was rude, even from you.
What is it!
It's time to meet the Creator.
Now your ninth life will end.
Finito. Do you understand!
What's Now!
They have some things to do. - Yes, yes.
You take, you take.
And because of you I got hurt.
From now on I will be without a cat. Get out of here!
What are you talking about? You have to pay the rent.
From now on, you are not mine.
You are a tracer. Wanderer.
Bitchy son. Bastard!
Go to hell, dude. You send such a dear boy!
Come to live with me. You will be my kitten.
I have a lot of food and milk.
Here is nothing for me. Nothing!
Understand when I'm not wanted. I'm used to it.
Still thanks. - Good but.
Give you at least food.
I lost my appetite. I'm going.
Goodbye. Beware, my friend.
So much for friendship. God.
"From now on, you son of a bitch." Hypocrite!
You are a son of a bitch, not me.
Really I have to find a babe. Now.
It's over, Snezhanke.
You have two options - can be done in the easy way Or become difficult.
Yes, crunchy, very difficult. I `m not joking.
Hello, dear.
I'm Serafettin. Do you want to be loved!
What's your name! - What is my name! Misket.
Musket! You are free, are not you?
Knockout, lover! It is ours!
Where did we reach!
The evening is wonderful.
Why do not we get out of here And let's get rid of these nuts.
Bastard!
What did you say! - Bastard.
Me! - Yes.
I'm a bastard! - Yes!
Let's understand. - He did not mean to say that.
On the contrary. - Take your words back.
I'm a bastard! - Exactly!
Say it again, son of a bitch!
Bastard, bastard.
Brain Forerunner
He moved. - You crazy. You need a dream.
But his heart beats.
Impossible. His brain is in the jar.
Princess!
Cheer!
Revenge!
(( English Conversion + Synchronization by dw817 ))
My Hero. You saved my life.
The neighborhood is dangerous for pretty people like you.
I see.
Now we came here, wanted to walk around.
But these dogs chased me.
If he had not saved me. - Your services.
You are very kind. - Really!
Do not waste time.
Let's step straight! - Of course.
We do not even know each other.
Well, as you want. Misket - Chero. Chero - Misket.
And say that romance is dead. Invite me to a meeting.
Seriously you talk! We are cats, not humans.
We meet and fuck.
As you want. Bye.
Okay, okay. You win. - Misket!
My master calls me. It is time for dinner.
Do not go. I'll buy you something better.
Do you think angora cats eat any kind of food!
So you're a breeder!
And what are you! - On strips. What's wrong with that!
On strips! This is not a breed.
Today it will not happen.
May I see you later. If you want.
I want! - Do not make me think.
I'm not known as a patient.
Thank you, miss. Can one more stroke!
When the moon rises, I will be here.
Can this be love!
Get out of here!
She kissed me!
I'm in love! I'm in love!
Listen to everyone! Chero is in love.
Shero is in love!
Love, not to be seen!
Cheer!
Retribution! Revenge!
The princess is dead!
Revenge!
Dear Sheemstan! Life is not wonderful!
It's not. And do not get close !!
Let me ask you something. - No drinking.
I want advice. Recommendation. - Not without money!
I met a girl, Sheemstan! I'm in love!
You want some help to get the next girl! It will not happen.
After all, what I did for you!
I just want to make a present and I was looking for your opinion.
Well! - Is a bottle of wine good?
Come on, how will you pay this bottle!
Come on, do not be like this. How about beer!
You are an idiot. What's wrong!
The heart of a woman is not winning with drinking.
This happens with flowers.
Then give flowers.
I have bread like a flower. But it is only taken with money.
Watch your work. - Come on, get out of here.
Fool one.
He is charming!
Here, dear. The Shiro cat will pay for it.
Let's gather the others and smash it.
This is our terrain.
They've kicked me before, but I was not like that.
He was wrong to cause dogs like us. It is over with it.
It seemed like you took my insides.
It's not true! Street cat.
Why is his head big?
Probably because of hormones.
He will get what he deserves.
Cheer!
You are dead!
Cheer!
And he looks for Shero.
Cheer! Where is!
I know where it is, brother.
As it happens! - Cheer!
Here, I bought you flowers.
Do you like flowers! Take it. Damn it!
For you. For you.
Cursed flowers!
This will not happen. Hang on, man.
You are fragrant like a rose!
Can I be such an idiot!
Drop, get out of here.
Hello, beautiful.
How long have you been here!
They are miserable.
Novelty - they are digested with a large intestine content.
You are nice. You know!
You are striking.
Open your eyes. Do you like it!
Bitch son!
That's how it is, miserable!
You are boys sons!
He is mine, only mine. It's mine, you hear it!
I thought you were dead.
Cheer!
Eye for eye, tooth for tooth! Brain Brain!
Princess, dead. Misket, dead.
Leave it! It has nothing to do with it!
Invade me, you zombie miserably, if you dare.
Revenge. Revenge.
Grab it!
Little Chero.
You are mine!
Princess! - Life goes, dude.
Dad!
Princess! Here's the princess!
And the little one is very cute.
Your son is! - That's what he wants.
Yes, I am his son. My mother is called Mimosa.
Mimosa! From Topagachi! - She is.
Yellowish brown! - Yes, the same.
I do not know her. Get out.
Wait. For the first time you meet him!
For the second time, but he still sends me away.
I'll go. As father and son you have a lot to talk to.
No, you stay. Let him go.
I'm glad we met.
Why do not you go back to Mommy!
One Father's Council. Get out and live your life.
Let's get out of here! Come on darling.
My mother died.
Your mother is dead! How!
Sakash cares you.
Wait! - Very nasty.
Do you let him go! - He's fine, he saw it.
Can take care of yourself.
Okay, ah!
Go, go. Stop!
Tonguch!
Open the damn door!
Open the door!
Expose me in front of my girl!
At least give cognac. Tonguch!
Cursed stupid!
He came to his father.
Father! Cats have no fathers. We are not human.
It's so! You were watching!
Finish!
It was not bad. But do not do it with your wrist!
The blow goes from the shoulder. Watch. Like this.
Thank you. The other way I'll try.
Okay. Let's find something to eat.
I'm so hungry!
My stomach sticks to my ass. What is there for dinner!
Do not you know Sheemstan from the grocery!
Yes.
I have an idea.
Shema, do you have empty boxes?
I'll see from behind. If there is, I will prepare.
Tonguch, and the money you owe me!
I will return them to you. I will not escape.
You will run away. - Sheemstan!
Sheemstan!
Amman.
Hello, buddy. Dad gives me a chance to stay.
Well! What's the benefit of it!
No, it has changed. I swear.
It is not so.
What's the chance to stay!
Sheemstan, my father assigned to me a task.
He's what he thinks! Come on, tell.
There is work that.
I'll stay if I drink him. Otherwise he will drive me away. Forever.
Can not. Not for him. Not a drop.
Knowing what hurt has done at this store!
Well, thank you. I understand.
You were my last hope to stay.
Goodbye, Dad.
Enough, de!
But this is the last one. Only because of you.
Can you also have waffles and chips!
Little Cheer!
Dad, help!
Fuck you!
Let me go!
You have more lives than me, pimp!
Revenge!
Dad!
Hang on, kid!
I'm coming!
This guy ruined my day!
With one bullet, two cats!
Run me, you are looking for the trouble! Do you know whose son I am?
Do not reduce that I will kill you!
Drive Down the Stairs!
Go ahead! Faster! Get him up!
It's time to die!
Closer, approach it!
Yes, brother!
Grab my arm! - I can not reach it!
Dad!
No such drinking I meant.
I thought you were gone.
Dad!
Dad, grab my hand!
Thank God it saved!
I want here to be a fortress, and the fly can not enter.
Get out of here!
You are not welcome here.
If I catch you, I will take you and you will knit on a sweater.
And you are still standing! Get out!
And do not go back!
Thank you for bringing us. Leave us here.
Your poor friend has gone.
And do not try to come in.
For you is closed forever!
Hey, Misket!
What are you doing!
Takein ', what's up!
Musket! Misket!
Musket!
Where are you! Misket!
Fuck him and life.
Retract! We need a place. Leave.
You heard him, people, go.
Ready!
Draw!
Mitch! Who is he! Is he dead!
Stop! Watch out for the wire!
Cheer!
Just in time.
Hey, Ruffka!
I am Redepe! What's wrong!
Get out of here! Do not disturb me.
Friend, my wings were tired.
Come on, Ruff, do not surrender.
Check on Asmali Street.
Stay, stay. Wait a minute.
I smell smell.
Let's go, it comes from the tower. - Sharing places.
I would have exchanged the place with a squirrel.
There are no traps with them, no poison.
You are joking! You will be an ugly squirrel.
Enough. Come on, get closer.
I'm not a Commando, I can not jump from here.
When you hear me play, come to take me.
Hey, seagull! Stop it. Immediately.
Ertan, you are! I can not believe.
It's been a long time! Do you have something good?
The quality of the air is getting worse.
Miscellaneous daggers ruin it.
What's happening to kids today! - Hey, watch out.
Fuck him.
Do you still work on docks! - No, I retired.
And you! Are you still stealing!
Right. But it's getting harder.
There is no chance for the little robbers.
Where were you? You're an idiot!
Do not hit me! I met Ertan and broke up.
I could die, dude! - Relax!
You were telling gay jokes! - Relax, friend.
End of our partnership!
We're done! I can not believe you anymore.
I told you I'm sorry. - Cretin!
Dad, she will soon be back.
Are you still here!
We're going to wait! You can not tie one conversation.
Miss Missetta seems nice to me.
You are very boring.
Do not drink, do not smoke, you are not talkative.
And you only talk about drinking and women.
You do not want to make a real conversation.
I'm leaving. - Wait!
Do you know why they say the cats always fall on their feet!
Think about it on the way.
And you brought me cigarettes!
Be careful! There's a wire Where were you!
Everything is fucked up.
Do not justify, because I do not care.
Where is the drinking! - And I do not care!
You do not ask how I am. I almost died!
Guys, guys!
Adults are. Do not talk nonsense.
Do not be confused! And is he a beast!
Is it a animal! He is a man! See how big his head is.
I warn you, rodent!
Today I have suffered enough. Do not bring it to you!
What you've been through!
You are lying all day long! - Right!
I want to fuck - the girl gets an electric shock.
Maniac kills your friend.
You kill him, he gets alive and you kill him again.
Your landlord calls you bastard.
A real bastard appears and expects to change his diapers.
There is no sex, no food, no life!
What else could happen!
He is very upset.
Your Mind at All.
Leave me alone until you fix everything.
Yes, very easy, right!
Right, let's divide.
Right. I'll start all over again.
But this time I will not live as an animal, but as a human being.
I'll win you, life! I will think like people. Just wait.
Wait a minute.
Yes, money! Everything is bought with money.
What kind of money! We are hungry.
If we had money, we would eat and drink whatever we want.
But rich people take whatever they want and when they want.
And as squirrels accumulate the winter.
It's time to take ours from those, why we live on the street.
Getting crap! Where is the money!
Here it is.
This is a bank. - Bank is. It's full of money inside.
What is the plan!
The idea was not mine, did not it!
Well, that's what.
I will slip inside, will open the door, and ready.
This is a good plan. I will observe.
Шеро, Шеро.
Shut up, crazy guy! - He does not shut up, Captain.
We beat him out of battle, but he does not shut up.
Tiny! I do not know what to do. - Chero.
Who's Shiro! - Death!
Take it off, close it! - Chero.
Cheer! - Little!
Had he eaten more fiber! It was like Vesuvius!
Some sign of them! - There is nothing left yet.
Move!
Why did you delay so much!
I had to do the job.
Log in, please.
The safe.
How do you open it! You'll get it!
I'm a lock on the locks. Kneel a little.
Say numbers from one to nine.
You are an idiot. Give it to me.
Now it lends itself.
I heard he cracked. - That was my back.
It did not happen. What else to try!
How did it do it! - C, 2, 3, 4.
Wonderful.
Dammit, that's a lot of money.
To all patrols near Taksim Square!
A robbery takes place at First Istanbul Bank.
Two cats shot.
Cats !!
All to be contacted immediately!
This is probably a joke. - Cheer!
Enough you fool!
Let's go. That's enough for us tonight.
Well for tomorrow, Sherra! We need to take everything.
Come on, help. Hang on, Tachettin!
More modest, do not be greedy. It's hard for him.
It's good to be greedy. The rich do not lose money.
Take as much as we can! Come on, come on! Hang on!
You are too greedy. Let's go!
Okay. But it is sad that we leave all this.
These bags are heavy to wear.
Happiness is not bought, but it can be stolen.
Your mama.
Here are the cops. Fuck him!
Raise, Cheer! The cops are here! Go on! Raze!
Hurry! They touched us!
Get out of there. Faster! Run!
Give up!
We are lost. - I'll go out through the toilet.
Well, we!
You will not go through the hole.
Give up!
A new life is waiting for you, Raza.
Fuck him. - Give up!
Windows, Daddy! Just out of there.
This is a reinforced glass.
If we push him together, will break him, Dad.
Cheer!
Stop! Stay!
Stay!
Cheer! Tachetin! I'm here.
Stream! - Here is an open door.
Run when the shooting stops. You will succeed.
I'll put your rat poison in the drink, just to get out.
He is mine.
It's me! - Stay!
Kitty is mine!
Raise, brother!
There is a bustle below. They come, hurry, Tachettin!
Is Razza good! - Yes, I'm sure she's okay.
Probably hiding in the channels.
What, again this type!
Zombie Pimp.
Talchett!
Caution for those on the roof!
Those on the roof are cats.
Hey, the cats up! We know the money is in you.
You are surrounded! You will not run away!
Tachettin.
Talchett, wake up.
Speak, son.
Talchett, say something.
Tachettin. Son of a bitch.
Give up and play the piano again on the Internet.
Give up! We want the money!
Two cats robbed a bank !!
I do not believe it. How did they do it! - People, give up.
You want these waste money! Take them!
Get them! Take them all!
Just leave us alone!
Mitch! Look! Money! Money!
Pull up! Go!
Mr. policeman, please! I have no money. My children are hungry.
Do not touch them! Leave them! Get out of here!
Money! Money.
What.
Hey, get out of my way!
Cheer! What happened to him!
Hey, Sherra!
What happened to the boy!
You crashed him! Did you do something to him, beast?
I am the worst father. - What are you talking!
They shot him. He is dead.
Give it to me.
Wait. An idiot like that.
Veterinary clinic Closed Fuck him!
Serafetin!
Towels. Yes, inside.
Where is a disinfectant! Wait, I have a cognac!
Bint, cotton. Where's the cotton!
Where have I put these things?
Do something too! Lord!
That's it!
Let me see.
There is no pulse.
Come on, you can not die.
You are a cat. Cats have nine lives!
Come on, brother. You take ten steps for an hour.
I'm sorry, man.
I am born to fly, not to go.
Give a hand. Easy easy.
Serafetin!
Brother, almost to kill us.
What happened to Tachettin!
Save my life, the fool.
How to help!
No, he needs a break.
At least he wakes up like a rich boy.
Will do whatever you want. We are rich.
Did not take the money!
No money! I threw them away. All of them.
No, brother! How could you! After everything we have experienced!
Silence. All out. - Oh, yeah.
No "ama"! The boy stays with me. Leave the others.
He is my son!
You are a terrible father. You almost killed him.
But he did not die. It is good Still not understood, Sherra! - People.
It's over. Because of you, we no longer have a home.
Getting crap!
Here's your money! - Money.
Give it to me!
This is for the rent you owe.
This is the rental for the coming year.
This is for damage to the building.
This is for the stolen fish. About the stress he has caused me.
And this is the duty to Sheemstan.
Yes.
Surprise.
One banknote left.
What to do with it!
Get Started. - You like it!
Lord to Live You. - It was difficult at first.
I tried to get her back, and she was squeaking me with a tail.
We just got hot, her father appeared.
Come on, it's from me. - Great.
Little, so hungry.
And what! - I asked her father for her hand And he did not want his daughter to go with a mouse.
Do you believe of such stupidity?
You're up to it. And what!
In the evening I went to her tree and he pounded me with acorns.
Then I decided not to deal with squirrels.
But they are like you! They are scoffed. - Your mad, bird.
In honor of this feast, I want to play something.
And to spoil the pleasure! - No!
This is the problem. Here is not the classic. We miss our class.
Blow it up.
No money, no girl.
Will you give me the water?
What! Do not dilute with water!
You will get drunk, how do you fly?
Seriously.
Are these my gas bottles!
Cheer! - Misket!
All will die!
You're really angry now! - You will all die!
Do not touch my cat!
Tonguch!
You think, these guys are defenseless!
Well done! - Break it down!
Well done!
Finish it. - Your right is.
Please! - Well, if you insist.
Psychopath.
There seems to be a circus in town!
Happy New Year!
You did not come and I thought.
Serafetin.
Musket!
Do we have a meeting again?
No. From now on I'm a free cat.
It's not really a breeder.
Let's make the kittens on stripes.