1 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:22,000 2 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:23,942 Justin, are you ready for the talent show? 3 00:02:24,010 --> 00:02:27,537 Mom, I pity the fool who ain't ready for the talent show. 4 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:06,841 Wasn't that... something? 5 00:03:08,087 --> 00:03:10,954 A round of applause for Jen. 6 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:14,585 Now we've all- The Vista Avenue Elementary School- 7 00:03:14,661 --> 00:03:17,789 Hey, Jen. You were way cool out there. 8 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,661 Radical. Thanks. 9 00:03:20,800 --> 00:03:22,734 Ooh, I got you something. 10 00:03:26,472 --> 00:03:30,408 - Oh, my God. You got me- - Garbage Pail Kids Series TwoJellyJenny. 11 00:03:31,811 --> 00:03:35,178 - Y-You don't have it, do you? - Yeah, I do. 12 00:03:36,749 --> 00:03:38,080 Psych! 13 00:03:41,154 --> 00:03:43,145 Jen! 14 00:03:47,393 --> 00:03:49,520 This goober's buying you Garbage Pail Kids? 15 00:03:49,596 --> 00:03:52,360 - Yeah. - Well, that's real cool, Schumacher. 16 00:03:53,499 --> 00:03:55,490 I got you something too. 17 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:58,162 It was wicked expensive. 18 00:04:00,540 --> 00:04:03,873 - I can't accept this. - Don't be such a spaz. 19 00:04:03,943 --> 00:04:06,207 Come here. I'll put it on ya. 20 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:13,282 It's real gold too. 21 00:04:13,353 --> 00:04:15,787 So, do I get a thank-you kiss? 22 00:04:23,029 --> 00:04:25,361 That's it? 23 00:04:25,431 --> 00:04:27,524 Bogus! 24 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:32,500 - What happened with Jen? - "Kip-napped. " 25 00:04:32,572 --> 00:04:34,938 All you gotta do is dog him on the dance floor. 26 00:04:35,008 --> 00:04:36,976 Turn that Pound Puppy into a little bitch. 27 00:04:37,043 --> 00:04:39,841 I don't know, you guys. According to my calculations... 28 00:04:39,912 --> 00:04:42,506 we only have 36% chance of beating Kip's group. 29 00:04:42,582 --> 00:04:45,142 Well, did you factor in my special move? 30 00:04:45,218 --> 00:04:48,585 - What you talkin' about, Willis? - Coffee grind and a head spin... 31 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:51,749 freeze, switch... and pop into a backflip. 32 00:04:51,824 --> 00:04:54,315 Are you wack? You'll kill yourself out there! 33 00:04:54,394 --> 00:04:57,261 - I'm not lettin' Kip humiliate me in front of- - Justin? 34 00:04:57,330 --> 00:05:01,733 Ooh! 35 00:05:10,543 --> 00:05:12,738 Kip thinks he can buy his way into my bra. 36 00:05:16,282 --> 00:05:18,716 I wanted you to have this. 37 00:05:18,785 --> 00:05:21,276 - Oh. - It's my good luck charm. 38 00:05:21,354 --> 00:05:24,721 I feel lucky already. 39 00:05:24,791 --> 00:05:27,851 I don't know what you're doin' after the show, but- 40 00:05:27,927 --> 00:05:32,421 I don't know- do you wanna come over and maybe watch Blue Lagoon? 41 00:05:33,566 --> 00:05:36,364 We have it on Beta- 42 00:05:37,870 --> 00:05:39,735 max. 43 00:05:41,441 --> 00:05:43,432 Break a leg, Justin. 44 00:05:43,509 --> 00:05:47,001 - I'll see you after the show? - That'd be smurfy. 45 00:05:50,149 --> 00:05:52,140 Hey, Romeo, man, we up next. 46 00:05:54,220 --> 00:05:56,279 Hello? McFly? 47 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:58,415 Marty. 48 00:05:58,491 --> 00:06:00,425 Marty. Hurry up. Justin's on. 49 00:06:02,228 --> 00:06:04,822 - Oh. Oh. - Jesus. Jesus. 50 00:06:04,897 --> 00:06:10,563 Now, two break-dancing crews will have a battle. 51 00:06:10,636 --> 00:06:16,165 Please welcome the Funky Fresh Boyz and the Groundbreakers! 52 00:06:35,995 --> 00:06:38,589 - Let's see what you got, Kip. - Let's see what you got. 53 00:06:38,664 --> 00:06:41,394 - Put it on the floor. - It's on the floor. You're steppin' on it. 54 00:06:41,467 --> 00:06:44,800 - And I'm dancin' on it. - Justin! 55 00:06:45,872 --> 00:06:47,863 AppleJack 2012. 56 00:06:52,278 --> 00:06:54,212 Prince Def Rock. 57 00:06:56,282 --> 00:06:59,183 Chilly Chill. 58 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:01,186 P- P-Popcorn. 59 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:03,855 Rocket Shoe. 60 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:06,517 Funky Fresh Boyz. F.F.B.! 61 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:20,022 Go, Kip! 62 00:08:28,808 --> 00:08:30,708 Ooh! 63 00:08:56,502 --> 00:08:59,335 Justin, don't do it! Justin! 64 00:09:03,976 --> 00:09:05,910 - Justin! - Justin! 65 00:09:05,978 --> 00:09:08,071 - Justin? Justin? - Justin? 66 00:09:08,147 --> 00:09:09,842 - Justin. - Justin. 67 00:09:09,916 --> 00:09:11,144 He did the move. 68 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:14,778 Nice play, Shakespeare. 69 00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:16,845 Someone call somebody! 70 00:09:33,372 --> 00:09:36,466 - All right. Slow down. - I've got it covered. 71 00:09:36,542 --> 00:09:38,476 - Okay. Good. Happy birthday, kid. - Okay. 72 00:09:38,544 --> 00:09:40,478 Jesus. 73 00:09:40,546 --> 00:09:42,980 I got 20 years of blisters on my ass. 74 00:09:43,049 --> 00:09:46,951 - Here we go. - Just put a smile on your face. 75 00:09:47,019 --> 00:09:49,613 Happy birthday! 76 00:09:49,689 --> 00:09:53,181 - Blow out your candles. - Sylvie. 77 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:56,786 You do this every year. Never works! 78 00:09:56,862 --> 00:10:00,457 - Why are you so negative? - I'm not negative. 79 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:01,864 Oh, my God. Marty. 80 00:10:01,934 --> 00:10:03,993 - Yeah? - Marty! 81 00:10:04,070 --> 00:10:06,004 Whoa! 82 00:10:06,072 --> 00:10:09,371 Fire, fire, fire! Fire, fire, fire! 83 00:10:10,476 --> 00:10:12,467 Mr. and Mrs. Schumacher? 84 00:10:14,814 --> 00:10:17,009 Hi, Dr. Fry. 85 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:22,747 We have to talk. 86 00:10:22,822 --> 00:10:26,223 Justin's been on unpaid life support for the last 16 weeks. 87 00:10:26,292 --> 00:10:31,355 I just put 16 checks in the mail this morning. So- 88 00:10:31,430 --> 00:10:34,422 I understand how difficult it is to make payments of this magnitude. 89 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:37,025 Shit, I'm still paying for that damn Ferrari. 90 00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:41,164 But, unfortunately, this hospital can't afford to foot the bill for Justin's care. 91 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:44,573 So, wait a minute. Are you- Are you gonna unplug him? 92 00:10:46,145 --> 00:10:49,342 Justin hasn't made any progress in 20 years. 93 00:10:49,415 --> 00:10:52,111 And the chances of him reviving are less than one percent. 94 00:10:52,184 --> 00:10:54,118 Maybe it's time... 95 00:10:54,186 --> 00:10:57,019 to give your son and yourself... 96 00:10:57,089 --> 00:10:58,716 some peace. 97 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:02,085 Does anybody else smell burnt cake? 98 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:05,187 Okay. Could you- Could you just give us a minute? 99 00:11:05,264 --> 00:11:07,027 Yeah. Thank you. 100 00:11:11,203 --> 00:11:14,297 Justin? It's Dada. 101 00:11:16,275 --> 00:11:18,209 We're gonna unplug you now. 102 00:11:18,277 --> 00:11:20,245 No more electricity. 103 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,615 And, Justin... 104 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:26,914 just know that your mom and dad love you very much. 105 00:11:29,522 --> 00:11:33,049 It's a shame we gotta do this on his birthday, but... 106 00:11:33,125 --> 00:11:35,093 let's get those papers signed, all right? 107 00:11:35,161 --> 00:11:37,152 Come on. 108 00:11:48,674 --> 00:11:52,110 - Oh, Marty. - Honey, it's sad. 109 00:11:52,178 --> 00:11:54,169 But the kid's a vegetable. 110 00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:57,841 I know. I'm gonna miss that little turnip. 111 00:11:57,917 --> 00:11:59,908 - Honey, my ass. - Huh? 112 00:11:59,985 --> 00:12:02,613 Oh. Strawberry. 113 00:12:02,688 --> 00:12:05,555 Hey, we got the '80s flashback block comin' at you right now... 114 00:12:05,624 --> 00:12:08,684 with a little tune called "Rockit" from Mr. Herbie Hancock. 115 00:12:19,271 --> 00:12:22,934 What? Where? 116 00:12:23,008 --> 00:12:24,600 Huh? PONG. 117 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:36,850 Feet must be asleep. 118 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:43,690 - Justin? - Hi, Mom. 119 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:46,357 Justin! 120 00:12:49,401 --> 00:12:52,063 Okay. We're okay. 121 00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:56,131 Welcome home, Son! 122 00:12:56,208 --> 00:12:59,769 We should have paid for that coma physical therapy thing. 123 00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:01,813 Doctor said he needed it. 124 00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:04,975 No, that's just the doctors trying to rip us off for more money. 125 00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:06,142 - Justin's fine. - Dad. 126 00:13:06,218 --> 00:13:08,083 Oh, Justin! 127 00:13:08,154 --> 00:13:11,715 Justin. Hey, watch your legs. Here we go. Here we go. 128 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,760 That's it. Up we go. Oh. We got ya. Okay. 129 00:13:14,827 --> 00:13:16,419 - You're okay. - Wow. 130 00:13:16,495 --> 00:13:19,589 - Okay. - Gettin' a little heavy there. 131 00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:21,656 There we go. Oh, big step. 132 00:13:21,734 --> 00:13:24,726 - Up. That's a boy. - Okay. Okay. 133 00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:27,364 Weebles wobble, but they don't fall down, right, Dad? 134 00:13:27,439 --> 00:13:29,930 - That's my boy. Oh. - Oh. 135 00:13:30,009 --> 00:13:33,911 - You should catch him. - The neighbors. Crap. This'll be on YouTube in an hour. 136 00:13:34,046 --> 00:13:36,640 Oh. There you go. 137 00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:38,808 Watch some MTV. 138 00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:42,514 MTV? Wicked. 139 00:13:42,588 --> 00:13:46,354 We need to gang up and do something and get revenge on her. 140 00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:51,424 Mom! The TV's broken. 141 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:54,625 Supposed to be MTV, but they're not playing any videos. 142 00:13:54,700 --> 00:13:56,759 It's just a bunch of girls talking and crying. 143 00:13:58,771 --> 00:14:01,171 It's good to have him home. 144 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:03,834 Yeah. Okay. Now... 145 00:14:03,909 --> 00:14:07,037 give this to him, take out the garbage, and then walk the dog. 146 00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:09,876 What is the use of havin' a kid if I still gotta do chores? 147 00:14:09,949 --> 00:14:12,543 He just came out of a coma. 148 00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:14,552 Yeah. It's always something. 149 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:17,646 First he's in a coma, then he just got out of one. 150 00:14:17,723 --> 00:14:19,782 - Sucks. - You suck. 151 00:14:22,895 --> 00:14:25,329 R2, see what you can do with deflector shields. 152 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:29,061 - No, no, no. - R2. 153 00:14:29,134 --> 00:14:31,125 No, no. 154 00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:33,137 Uh, TiVo. 155 00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,139 Uh, Justin... 156 00:14:35,207 --> 00:14:39,007 your mom was saying that the dog needs walkin' and that the lawn needs mowin'. 157 00:14:39,078 --> 00:14:42,070 And since I've been doin' your chores for about 20 years... 158 00:14:42,147 --> 00:14:44,945 why don't you give your old man a rest? 159 00:14:45,017 --> 00:14:47,747 Can I wait until my arms and legs work? 160 00:14:47,820 --> 00:14:50,812 Well, your-your arms and legs aren't gonna work all by themselves. 161 00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:54,986 Son, you've got to work them until they work. 162 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:58,120 - Mow the lawn, paint the fence. - Sand the floor? 163 00:14:58,197 --> 00:15:01,530 Dad, is this like Mr. Miyagi telling Daniel-san to do household chores... 164 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,534 but he's really teaching him karate? 165 00:16:15,305 --> 00:16:17,136 - No. - Why are we holding hands? I don't- 166 00:16:17,207 --> 00:16:19,437 - Because you'll get- - I don't want to hold hands. Ow. 167 00:16:20,678 --> 00:16:22,873 - What happened to the mall? - Nothing. 168 00:16:22,946 --> 00:16:24,937 Business is- it's booming. 169 00:16:28,952 --> 00:16:30,943 - What? - Just checking. Okay. 170 00:16:31,021 --> 00:16:35,082 I gotta go to the bank. Why don't you go to the toy store? 171 00:16:35,159 --> 00:16:37,184 Darth Maul? 172 00:16:37,261 --> 00:16:39,559 Jar Jar Binks? 173 00:16:40,831 --> 00:16:42,822 Who are these gay birds? 174 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:45,698 They're not from Star Wars. 175 00:16:48,872 --> 00:16:51,033 Hey. 176 00:16:51,108 --> 00:16:53,201 - What do you like to play with? - Huh? 177 00:16:53,277 --> 00:16:57,373 - What's your favorite toy? - Well, I like Tamagotchi. It's like a little pet. 178 00:16:57,448 --> 00:16:59,746 - Is it like a Chia Pet? - What's a Chia Pet? 179 00:16:59,817 --> 00:17:02,911 Oh! You know what I got at my house? I got a Slip 'n Slide. 180 00:17:02,986 --> 00:17:06,149 You know what? You should come over sometime. We could Slip 'n Slide together. 181 00:17:06,223 --> 00:17:08,555 We have potential trouble in Glazer's Toys. 182 00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:11,458 Or we could play army. I could play the sergeant. You could be the lieutenant. 183 00:17:11,528 --> 00:17:14,395 You and I can get in a trench together. I can get in your foxhole. 184 00:17:14,465 --> 00:17:16,899 Or you can get in my foxhole. 185 00:17:16,967 --> 00:17:19,435 You and me could play cops and robbers. I could be the cop. 186 00:17:19,503 --> 00:17:21,994 You could be the robber. I could be like, "You're goin' downtown. " Hey. 187 00:17:22,072 --> 00:17:24,006 - No, no. - Yeah. Come on. 188 00:17:24,074 --> 00:17:27,168 - Don't make me pull out my nightstick. - Happy camper in Glazer's Toys! 189 00:17:27,244 --> 00:17:29,804 I repeat. We have a happy camper in Glazer's Toys! 190 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:33,008 You can come over my house and sleep over if you want. 191 00:17:34,251 --> 00:17:36,242 You like those foxholes? Here's a little foxhole. 192 00:17:37,354 --> 00:17:40,346 It's just so damn cute. 193 00:17:40,424 --> 00:17:44,451 I- I don't like- I don't like cute things. I like boy things! 194 00:17:44,528 --> 00:17:48,020 - Know what they do to bitches like you up in prison, huh? - I'm not a bitch. 195 00:17:48,098 --> 00:17:50,623 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop, stop, stop. Let him go. 196 00:17:50,701 --> 00:17:54,159 Justin? 197 00:17:54,238 --> 00:17:56,968 Darnell? 198 00:17:57,040 --> 00:18:02,034 - What was up with those guys? - Uh, well, they thought you like little boys. 199 00:18:02,112 --> 00:18:04,012 Of course I like little boys. 200 00:18:04,081 --> 00:18:06,311 No, no. Like, they thought you like little boys. 201 00:18:07,918 --> 00:18:10,386 - Oh, my God. That's so gnarly. - Mm-hmm. 202 00:18:10,454 --> 00:18:12,388 Ew. Ew. 203 00:18:13,457 --> 00:18:16,358 - You want some chew? - Nah. Go ahead, man. 204 00:18:19,797 --> 00:18:23,062 You hit your head real hard, huh? 205 00:18:23,133 --> 00:18:25,795 You should come over my house. I'm hookin' up my Atari. 206 00:18:25,869 --> 00:18:28,201 It's gonna be awesome. 207 00:18:28,272 --> 00:18:31,298 Man, I miss you, dog. I miss you. You my nigga! 208 00:18:33,110 --> 00:18:35,044 Darnell, that's a bad word. 209 00:18:35,112 --> 00:18:38,570 Bitch, it's 2006! You been sleepin' too long. 210 00:18:38,649 --> 00:18:41,083 After N.W.A. came out, everybody's been sayin' it. 211 00:18:41,151 --> 00:18:44,416 - What-What's N.W.A.? - Uh, Niggaz With Att- 212 00:18:44,488 --> 00:18:47,924 Look, don't worry about it. It's like "my buddy," or "my friend. " 213 00:18:49,827 --> 00:18:51,761 I'm sorry, Darnell. 214 00:18:51,829 --> 00:18:54,559 - I was in a coma. - Yeah, you were. 215 00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:58,199 You're a good nigger. 216 00:18:58,268 --> 00:19:01,169 You're the best nigger I ever had. 217 00:19:04,007 --> 00:19:06,771 Mmm, mmm, mmm! 218 00:19:06,844 --> 00:19:08,675 Nigga, get up, get up, get up. 219 00:19:13,817 --> 00:19:15,876 Mrs. Schumacher, we can't give you a loan. 220 00:19:15,953 --> 00:19:19,389 This bank has already extended itself for you as far as it can. 221 00:19:21,158 --> 00:19:25,219 I don't- I don't think you understand, um... 222 00:19:25,295 --> 00:19:27,263 the extent of Justin's medical bills. 223 00:19:27,331 --> 00:19:31,199 They're gigantic. And, um, I think we might be losing the house. 224 00:19:31,268 --> 00:19:34,965 And, um, I can't let that happen. 225 00:19:35,038 --> 00:19:38,804 - I just- I don't- - Hands are tied. 226 00:19:46,283 --> 00:19:48,547 I gotta pay my parents back. 227 00:19:50,554 --> 00:19:52,715 - Whoa. Is this the new mall? - This is it. 228 00:19:52,789 --> 00:19:57,089 It's like Epcot Center. Maybe I can get a job here. 229 00:19:58,662 --> 00:20:00,653 Holy crap! 230 00:20:00,731 --> 00:20:03,393 - What's goin' on here? - Red leather, yellow leather. 231 00:20:03,467 --> 00:20:05,662 Yellow leather, red leather. 232 00:20:05,736 --> 00:20:08,227 Toy boat. Why isn't my microphone working? 233 00:20:08,305 --> 00:20:10,933 They're shootin' a TV show. I heard of this. 234 00:20:11,008 --> 00:20:13,875 It's like American Idol for dancing. 235 00:20:13,944 --> 00:20:16,879 America what? 236 00:20:16,947 --> 00:20:20,405 Star Search. It's like Star Search. For dancing. 237 00:20:20,484 --> 00:20:22,782 Okay. Stretch time's over. 238 00:20:24,888 --> 00:20:26,913 All right, girls. Let's take it from the top. 239 00:20:30,260 --> 00:20:32,455 Boy, they really didn't stick that one. 240 00:20:39,002 --> 00:20:41,129 That's better. 241 00:20:41,204 --> 00:20:43,365 Oh- 242 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,340 It- It's Ju- It's Ju- 243 00:20:45,409 --> 00:20:48,105 Ju-Just- 244 00:20:48,178 --> 00:20:51,409 Oh, my God! Justin! Oh, my God! I can't believe my eyes! 245 00:20:51,481 --> 00:20:53,472 I never thought I'd see you again. 246 00:20:53,550 --> 00:20:55,450 I never thought I'd- 247 00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:58,980 Oh, my God. You really grew up. 248 00:20:59,056 --> 00:21:00,990 I mean, a lot. 249 00:21:01,058 --> 00:21:03,026 - A lot, a lot. - Uh- 250 00:21:03,093 --> 00:21:05,288 - Oh, my God. - Okay. You have to excuse him. 251 00:21:05,362 --> 00:21:07,353 - I know I'm black, but I'm not invisible. - Oh, my God. 252 00:21:07,431 --> 00:21:09,899 - I'm sorry, Darnell. I didn't mean to be rude. - What's up, Jen? 253 00:21:09,967 --> 00:21:13,528 I- I'm good. I'm real good. I'm the dance consultant for the new show. 254 00:21:13,603 --> 00:21:15,332 Blue Lagoon! 255 00:21:15,405 --> 00:21:20,707 We-We never got to watch Blue Lagoon. 256 00:21:20,777 --> 00:21:23,712 - Betamax. - Kapow! 257 00:21:23,780 --> 00:21:26,476 Whoo! Mmm, mmm. 258 00:21:26,550 --> 00:21:29,383 - Kip, you remember Justin. - Nope. 259 00:21:32,456 --> 00:21:35,391 - Wait. Did you cut my lawn a few weeks ago? - No. 260 00:21:35,459 --> 00:21:37,723 - Clean my pool? - No. 261 00:21:39,663 --> 00:21:42,996 You're the jackass that flipped off the stage when we were kids. 262 00:21:43,066 --> 00:21:46,263 Oh, my God! I thought you were dead! 263 00:21:46,336 --> 00:21:49,305 - Kip. - What? Honey, he's like- Did you see his neck go- 264 00:21:49,373 --> 00:21:52,206 Like that. Holy sh- I can't believe it. 265 00:21:53,477 --> 00:21:55,445 Hey. Did you show him? Look. 266 00:21:56,446 --> 00:21:58,380 - Oh, wrong finger. Look. - Ow. 267 00:21:58,448 --> 00:22:00,382 We're engaged. 268 00:22:06,990 --> 00:22:09,015 You okay? 269 00:22:09,092 --> 00:22:11,083 You look like you just got punked, beyotch. 270 00:22:12,763 --> 00:22:16,290 Well, it was great running into you, Dustin. 271 00:22:16,366 --> 00:22:18,357 Uh, here. 272 00:22:18,435 --> 00:22:20,426 Take a flyer. 273 00:22:21,638 --> 00:22:23,572 So, do you have a new phone number... 274 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,471 or are ya still livin' with mommy and daddy? 275 00:22:25,542 --> 00:22:28,033 - Still livin' with- - I'm shocked! 276 00:22:28,979 --> 00:22:30,913 Well, we gotta run. So, here. 277 00:22:30,981 --> 00:22:33,575 Why don't you say good-bye to your new friend. Bye-bye. 278 00:22:33,650 --> 00:22:36,813 Use that hand later for something, huh, you little devil, you. Dick. 279 00:22:38,388 --> 00:22:42,586 Let her go, man. There's plenty of hiz-os in the hiz-ouse. 280 00:22:42,659 --> 00:22:46,254 - Was he retarded before the coma? - But Jen was my hiz-o. 281 00:22:46,329 --> 00:22:48,160 Yeah. 282 00:22:48,231 --> 00:22:50,131 But now she's "his-o. " 283 00:22:53,236 --> 00:22:55,204 No. 284 00:22:55,272 --> 00:22:57,536 All I gotta do is dog him on the dance floor. 285 00:22:57,607 --> 00:22:59,939 No, no, no, no, no, no. Justin, no, no. Justin! 286 00:23:00,010 --> 00:23:02,444 Justin. Justin! No, no! 287 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,974 Oh, God. He look like a chicken. 288 00:23:07,050 --> 00:23:10,110 Justin, no! No! 289 00:23:10,187 --> 00:23:12,121 Justin, you're still weak! 290 00:23:12,189 --> 00:23:15,955 - Watch this, hiz-o. - What in the hell is he doin'? 291 00:23:16,026 --> 00:23:17,789 Y'all know him? 292 00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:26,128 Security. 293 00:23:29,039 --> 00:23:31,735 Don't feed the animal. 294 00:23:31,808 --> 00:23:34,140 I mean- I mean, come on. 295 00:23:34,211 --> 00:23:36,611 I hate everyone. 296 00:23:41,051 --> 00:23:44,043 - What are you doin'? - Killing myself. 297 00:23:44,121 --> 00:23:47,613 - With Pop Rocks and a soda? - Yeah. 298 00:23:49,092 --> 00:23:51,219 Let me have it, Justin. 299 00:23:57,400 --> 00:23:59,595 Ahhh. 300 00:24:03,240 --> 00:24:05,208 - Hey. - I'm kidding, Justin. 301 00:24:05,275 --> 00:24:07,209 See? You won't die. 302 00:24:07,277 --> 00:24:09,575 - But Mikey. - It never happened. 303 00:24:10,981 --> 00:24:14,041 You have a better chance of slittin' your wrist with this. 304 00:24:14,117 --> 00:24:16,847 Come on, man. Look at you. 305 00:24:18,088 --> 00:24:19,749 Where's the Rocket Shoe? 306 00:24:21,791 --> 00:24:24,589 Hey, wait. 307 00:24:24,661 --> 00:24:26,891 Did you read this? 308 00:24:26,963 --> 00:24:29,193 "Get 2 Steppin' Crew Edition. 309 00:24:29,266 --> 00:24:31,632 "Compete for the grand prize of a one-year contract... 310 00:24:31,701 --> 00:24:33,669 with D-Zone Videos and $100,000." 311 00:24:37,641 --> 00:24:40,974 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Hell no. 312 00:24:41,044 --> 00:24:44,445 - Hell no, Justin. - No, D-Darnell, it's the only way. 313 00:24:44,514 --> 00:24:47,483 We win the contest, I get the money to pay back my parents... 314 00:24:47,551 --> 00:24:50,611 we stuff Kip so hard that Jen has to come back to me. 315 00:24:50,687 --> 00:24:53,178 Darnell, you know what we gotta do? 316 00:24:53,256 --> 00:24:56,020 We gotta get the Funky Fresh Boyz back together. 317 00:24:56,092 --> 00:24:58,026 Ow! 318 00:24:58,094 --> 00:24:59,959 Didn't I say "hell no"? 319 00:25:02,132 --> 00:25:04,225 Why are you so angry? 320 00:25:05,435 --> 00:25:07,369 - No. - Please. 321 00:25:07,437 --> 00:25:09,428 Will you stop sayin' "please," please? 322 00:25:09,506 --> 00:25:11,940 Venus, Serena, say hi to Justin before I beat his ass. 323 00:25:12,008 --> 00:25:13,942 I didn't know you had kids. 324 00:25:14,010 --> 00:25:15,534 - They ain't mine. - Huh? 325 00:25:15,612 --> 00:25:18,979 Why y'all just sittin' here? Why y'all didn't clean up the house? 326 00:25:19,049 --> 00:25:20,573 Cockroach! 327 00:25:20,650 --> 00:25:23,414 Hold, hold, hold, hold, hold. Stop, stop, stop, stop. Relax. Relax. 328 00:25:23,486 --> 00:25:25,078 Relax. Relax. 329 00:25:25,155 --> 00:25:27,487 It's not a real roach. 330 00:25:27,557 --> 00:25:31,493 It's one of my inventions. You remember when we were kids... 331 00:25:31,561 --> 00:25:34,826 - they had those toys called the Wacky Wall Walkers? - Yeah. 332 00:25:34,898 --> 00:25:37,662 You could grab it, throw it against the wall. It would stick and crawl down- 333 00:25:37,734 --> 00:25:40,567 - Right. You know how much the guy who invented that made? - How much? 334 00:25:40,637 --> 00:25:42,969 - A hundred million dollars. - Get out. 335 00:25:43,039 --> 00:25:46,440 Yes. A hundred million dollars for a stupid Super Ball with snot on it. 336 00:25:46,509 --> 00:25:50,104 And you think the next Wacky Wall Walker is? 337 00:25:52,749 --> 00:25:55,616 The Ghetto Wall-Grabber. 338 00:25:57,053 --> 00:25:59,487 Here. Try it. 339 00:25:59,556 --> 00:26:01,854 Throw it right up against the wall. It just goes- 340 00:26:01,925 --> 00:26:03,916 comin' down the wall. 341 00:26:09,099 --> 00:26:12,091 Wow, that's cool. That sticks. Wow, it's like a real roach. It- 342 00:26:12,168 --> 00:26:15,194 Yep. I'll sell a million of those in Atlanta. 343 00:26:15,272 --> 00:26:17,502 So what's stopping you from making your millions? 344 00:26:17,574 --> 00:26:21,340 $10,000 in seed money. That's what I need to get started. 345 00:26:21,411 --> 00:26:23,470 And as you can see, that ain't happening around here. 346 00:26:23,546 --> 00:26:26,743 Every time that stupid girl watch a video, she have another baby. 347 00:26:26,816 --> 00:26:28,977 Hmm. $10,000. Seed money. 348 00:26:29,052 --> 00:26:31,111 Hmm. I wonder where you could get that. 349 00:26:31,187 --> 00:26:33,883 Uh, Justin. 350 00:26:33,957 --> 00:26:36,187 Uh, Justin. 351 00:26:40,730 --> 00:26:42,857 - Darnell. - Hey, Boo. 352 00:26:42,932 --> 00:26:44,991 You got your hair did. It looks real good. 353 00:26:45,068 --> 00:26:47,059 - You bring the diapers? - They're right there. Hey, Tiger Woods! 354 00:26:47,137 --> 00:26:48,832 - Where? - Right there, sweetie. 355 00:26:48,905 --> 00:26:52,272 Is that all you got? Boy, this ain't gonna last more than two days. 356 00:26:52,342 --> 00:26:55,209 It'd last a long time if they didn't doo-doo so much. 357 00:26:55,278 --> 00:26:58,304 - I'm sorry, baby. I didn't have no more money. - You ain't got no more money. 358 00:26:58,381 --> 00:27:01,043 How come every time I ask you for something you ain't got money? 359 00:27:01,117 --> 00:27:03,551 But when you need to buy parts and shit for your little inventions... 360 00:27:03,620 --> 00:27:05,850 you got more money than 50 Cent? 361 00:27:05,922 --> 00:27:07,913 Like this. 362 00:27:07,991 --> 00:27:09,549 What is this? What? 363 00:27:09,626 --> 00:27:12,823 It's an automatic jean tight-roller. 364 00:27:12,896 --> 00:27:15,558 Ain't nobody tight-rollin' their jeans no more, fool! 365 00:27:15,632 --> 00:27:17,190 But, baby, this one's automatic. 366 00:27:17,267 --> 00:27:19,792 I don't care if it's automatic, systematic, Veg-O-Matic. 367 00:27:19,869 --> 00:27:21,803 I don't give a shit-o-matic. 368 00:27:21,871 --> 00:27:24,863 Ain't nobody tight-rollin' their jeans no more. 369 00:27:27,344 --> 00:27:28,834 Excuse me, ma'am. 370 00:27:28,912 --> 00:27:31,403 Who the hell are you? 371 00:27:31,481 --> 00:27:34,177 I know a way Darnell could get enough money to make his inventions... 372 00:27:34,250 --> 00:27:37,185 - and keep your kids in diapers for the rest of their lives. - No. 373 00:27:39,089 --> 00:27:41,023 Damn, baby! 374 00:27:41,091 --> 00:27:44,322 - I can't dance like that no more. I'm a grown-ass man! - For a hundred grand? 375 00:27:44,394 --> 00:27:47,192 You better bust a move, drop it like it's hot. 376 00:27:47,263 --> 00:27:51,324 Now, I don't want to see your black ass again until you got a whole lot of money... 377 00:27:51,401 --> 00:27:53,392 or a whole lot of diapers. 378 00:27:55,505 --> 00:27:58,633 Oh, hell no. You don't close my door like that. 379 00:27:58,708 --> 00:28:01,700 - What you say, nigga? - Uh, nothin'. I'm your nigga. 380 00:28:01,778 --> 00:28:03,712 Now get to steppin'. 381 00:28:03,780 --> 00:28:05,907 - I'm goin', baby. - Bitch-slapped. 382 00:28:05,982 --> 00:28:08,974 - You too. - I'm gonna step. I-I will step. Thank you. 383 00:28:10,053 --> 00:28:12,214 I ain't playin' with you. 384 00:28:12,288 --> 00:28:14,313 Man, I hope you know what the hell you're doin'. 385 00:28:14,391 --> 00:28:18,088 Oh, I know what we're doing. We're getting the Funky Fresh Boyz back together. 386 00:28:22,031 --> 00:28:25,933 - Is this the right place? - Yeah. His mom said he comin' by here any second. 387 00:28:26,002 --> 00:28:27,936 What is that? 388 00:28:29,072 --> 00:28:30,835 Is that Hector? 389 00:28:37,313 --> 00:28:39,281 Or some dude that ate Hector. 390 00:28:39,349 --> 00:28:42,807 - Man. - That nigga about a six piece with extra biscuits. 391 00:28:45,355 --> 00:28:47,255 Damn, that nigga big. 392 00:28:47,323 --> 00:28:49,314 You gotta move this car before I have it towed. 393 00:28:52,929 --> 00:28:54,863 Mr. Jackson? 394 00:28:55,865 --> 00:28:58,527 Darnell Jackson? 395 00:28:58,601 --> 00:29:00,466 Hector! 396 00:29:02,372 --> 00:29:04,636 And you know who this comatose bitch is, right? 397 00:29:04,707 --> 00:29:06,641 No way! Justin! 398 00:29:06,709 --> 00:29:09,303 - Hey, buddy. - I can't believe it! Oh, my God! 399 00:29:09,379 --> 00:29:10,846 You're alive! 400 00:29:12,749 --> 00:29:15,445 Okay, okay, okay. Hector, Hector. 401 00:29:15,518 --> 00:29:18,282 - Oh, man. - Wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute. Wait. 402 00:29:18,354 --> 00:29:20,652 - How long have you been a meter bitch? - Traffic warden. 403 00:29:20,723 --> 00:29:22,020 Few years. 404 00:29:22,091 --> 00:29:25,288 Rough times out here in the streets of the Valley. 405 00:29:25,361 --> 00:29:28,057 818 ain't no joke. 406 00:29:28,131 --> 00:29:30,622 I've been shot at. I've been peed on. 407 00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:33,567 - What? - But I helped a lot of people. 408 00:29:33,636 --> 00:29:36,867 Man, you the meter bitch. Who you help? 409 00:29:36,940 --> 00:29:39,170 Uh- Hmm. 410 00:29:43,279 --> 00:29:47,648 Oh! I once let David Hasselhoff out of a ticket. 411 00:29:47,717 --> 00:29:51,209 You know, he sometimes drives around L.A. in a full replica of KITT. 412 00:29:51,287 --> 00:29:52,754 Wow. 413 00:29:52,822 --> 00:29:55,416 Yeah, right? 414 00:29:55,492 --> 00:29:57,687 We're gettin' the Funky Fresh Boyz back together... 415 00:29:57,760 --> 00:30:00,354 and we need Hector "Popcorn" Jimenez. 416 00:30:01,931 --> 00:30:04,923 - I don't know, guys. - It's okay. We understand. You're too busy. 417 00:30:05,001 --> 00:30:08,095 We know you gotta get up in the morning and eat a Krispy Kreme burrito. 418 00:30:08,171 --> 00:30:10,696 Just 'cause I'm fat doesn't mean I can't break. 419 00:30:12,175 --> 00:30:14,336 Check this out. 420 00:30:39,866 --> 00:30:42,767 You know break-dancing burns a lot of calories, right? 421 00:30:44,571 --> 00:30:48,871 Now, if Aki's a quadriplegic, we're gettin' somewhere. 422 00:30:48,942 --> 00:30:52,571 Sorry, guys. I have a real job now. 423 00:30:52,645 --> 00:30:55,637 There is no frickin' way I'm joining a break-dance squad. 424 00:30:55,715 --> 00:30:58,206 Wait. Why? Why are you talkin' like that? 425 00:30:58,284 --> 00:31:01,014 Like what? All negative? I- 426 00:31:01,087 --> 00:31:05,217 No. Like, um- You- Um- 427 00:31:05,291 --> 00:31:08,556 You know. You know. You used to- 428 00:31:08,628 --> 00:31:11,256 Come on, bitch. Say "booty twaps"! 429 00:31:12,332 --> 00:31:14,266 It's booby traps. 430 00:31:14,334 --> 00:31:16,996 - No, but say "booty twaps" 'cause it's awesome. - No. 431 00:31:17,070 --> 00:31:19,561 Please. Aki, I was in a coma. 432 00:31:22,875 --> 00:31:24,809 Okay. 433 00:31:24,877 --> 00:31:26,811 Booty twaps. 434 00:31:29,115 --> 00:31:31,083 I love it when you do that! 435 00:31:36,189 --> 00:31:38,350 I love it when you say that! 436 00:31:38,424 --> 00:31:40,858 You look so stupid! 437 00:31:44,697 --> 00:31:48,963 It's funny! Asian guy funny! The yellow guy! 438 00:31:49,035 --> 00:31:51,367 I knew it. I knew it. 439 00:31:51,437 --> 00:31:54,372 I was never your friend. I was your damn mascot. 440 00:31:54,440 --> 00:31:58,206 Your little Ewok, Mogwai, Golden Child, Mr. Miyagi. 441 00:31:58,278 --> 00:31:59,939 Wax on, wax off, huh? 442 00:32:00,013 --> 00:32:03,540 Yeah. No. 443 00:32:03,616 --> 00:32:07,108 You know, I was at that school for a year before you guys talked to me. 444 00:32:07,186 --> 00:32:10,451 Then came a little movie called Sixteen frickin' Candles. 445 00:32:10,523 --> 00:32:13,151 The second I saw it, I knew what was coming the next day. 446 00:32:13,226 --> 00:32:17,788 200 kids begging me to say, "Ooh, sexy girlfriend. 447 00:32:17,864 --> 00:32:20,298 What's happenin', hot stuff?" 448 00:32:26,539 --> 00:32:28,473 "Get in that foxhole, gook!" 449 00:32:28,541 --> 00:32:31,738 Mao! Mao! Mao! 450 00:32:31,811 --> 00:32:33,676 No! 451 00:32:33,746 --> 00:32:36,806 You frickin' round eyes ate it up for 10 years. 452 00:32:36,883 --> 00:32:40,546 Round eye? I'm Mexican, ese. These are bean shape. 453 00:32:40,620 --> 00:32:44,647 Ten years of taking advantage of my accent because... 454 00:32:44,724 --> 00:32:48,558 "Indy, I 'ruv' you" and "robster craws" is so damn funny. 455 00:32:49,996 --> 00:32:51,588 Not anymore. 456 00:32:51,664 --> 00:32:56,033 Thanks to thousands in speech therapy, I talk like this. 457 00:32:56,102 --> 00:33:00,368 I act like this. I... blend in. 458 00:33:02,975 --> 00:33:04,670 Do you have any extra 2111s? 459 00:33:08,581 --> 00:33:10,572 Hi, Yun. 460 00:33:14,620 --> 00:33:16,679 I'm Jewish. 461 00:33:19,325 --> 00:33:21,589 Damn, Aki. You blendin' in real good. 462 00:33:21,661 --> 00:33:23,720 She didn't even know your ass was here. 463 00:33:23,796 --> 00:33:25,229 Uh, excuse me. Uh, Lucy Liu. 464 00:33:25,298 --> 00:33:27,766 Don't! 465 00:33:27,834 --> 00:33:30,132 Relax. I got you, dog. Uh, excuse me, geisha. 466 00:33:30,203 --> 00:33:33,036 Do you have any idea who it was you just corresponded with here? 467 00:33:33,106 --> 00:33:35,040 No. 468 00:33:35,108 --> 00:33:40,136 Uh, what percentage in chance does my friend, Aki, have of sleeping with you? 469 00:33:40,213 --> 00:33:43,239 Zero percent. 470 00:33:43,316 --> 00:33:47,753 One more question, please. What if he's a professional break-dancer? 471 00:33:50,623 --> 00:33:53,114 Two percent. 472 00:33:53,192 --> 00:33:55,490 Mathematically that's an infinity percent increase. 473 00:33:55,561 --> 00:33:58,587 Yes! That's my Aki! 474 00:33:58,664 --> 00:34:00,461 - Homeboys forever? - Uh-huh. 475 00:34:00,533 --> 00:34:03,468 - Homeboys forever. - Homeboys forever. 476 00:34:03,536 --> 00:34:05,163 - Homeboys forever. - Yeah! 477 00:34:05,238 --> 00:34:07,934 Funky Fresh Boyz! 478 00:34:09,342 --> 00:34:11,401 If that's what you guys are gonna call yourselves... 479 00:34:11,477 --> 00:34:13,809 it goes back down to one percent. 480 00:34:13,880 --> 00:34:16,212 - One percent is still good. - Yeah. 481 00:34:16,282 --> 00:34:18,443 - Yeah. - Better than zero. 482 00:34:18,518 --> 00:34:20,816 Fuck you, Mr. Ferguson! 483 00:34:20,887 --> 00:34:23,014 I'm kidding. I still need this job. 484 00:34:25,191 --> 00:34:26,123 Oh! 485 00:34:26,192 --> 00:34:28,092 - Geez. - What the heck, lady? 486 00:34:29,228 --> 00:34:31,662 - I'm sorry. I didn't- - Crazy-Wha- 487 00:34:31,731 --> 00:34:33,665 - Jen. - Justin. 488 00:34:35,668 --> 00:34:37,533 What are you doin' here? 489 00:34:37,603 --> 00:34:39,298 What's all this? 490 00:34:39,372 --> 00:34:42,170 Oh. We're getting the Boyz back together for your contest. 491 00:34:42,241 --> 00:34:43,936 Cool. 492 00:34:44,010 --> 00:34:46,478 You ever think about updating a bit? 493 00:34:46,546 --> 00:34:48,480 These clothes are pretty old-school. 494 00:34:48,548 --> 00:34:51,142 I only ever went to one school. 495 00:34:51,217 --> 00:34:53,617 And those moves are wack. 496 00:34:53,686 --> 00:34:55,677 What you talkin' about, Jen? 497 00:34:55,755 --> 00:34:59,191 If I went beat boy right here, I'd have a crowd around me in two funky seconds. 498 00:34:59,258 --> 00:35:01,783 'Cause everyone would want to see a real-life time machine. 499 00:35:01,861 --> 00:35:04,830 - Is that a challenge? - No, it's really not a challenge. 500 00:35:05,998 --> 00:35:07,989 Yo, deejay! 501 00:35:08,067 --> 00:35:10,297 I'm deejay? 502 00:35:10,369 --> 00:35:12,064 Give me a beat! 503 00:35:12,138 --> 00:35:13,730 I have beet. 504 00:35:13,806 --> 00:35:15,330 No. Please don't. 505 00:35:15,408 --> 00:35:17,399 Oh. Oh. 506 00:35:21,714 --> 00:35:24,080 God! 507 00:35:26,786 --> 00:35:28,913 What's wrong with that? Persian classic, man! 508 00:35:32,091 --> 00:35:34,218 Yes. Okay. 509 00:35:35,628 --> 00:35:37,391 Hey! 510 00:35:37,463 --> 00:35:40,728 That's my house! 511 00:35:40,800 --> 00:35:44,896 Hey, that shiny man stole my house! 512 00:35:44,971 --> 00:35:47,030 What the- 513 00:35:47,106 --> 00:35:50,007 Hey, shiny man. 514 00:35:50,076 --> 00:35:52,544 - You break-dance? - Yeah. 515 00:35:52,612 --> 00:35:55,172 Back in the day, I was the break-dance bomb. 516 00:35:55,248 --> 00:35:59,514 They used to call me Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Carl. 517 00:36:00,953 --> 00:36:02,784 Deejay! 518 00:36:02,855 --> 00:36:06,723 I'm not deejay. 519 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:22,000 520 00:36:22,441 --> 00:36:24,773 Oh, I feel- 521 00:36:34,654 --> 00:36:37,088 Yo, Hammer pants. What brought that on? 522 00:36:37,156 --> 00:36:41,923 There just comes a time when we heed a certain call when the world must come together as one. 523 00:36:44,497 --> 00:36:46,488 Wow. 524 00:36:47,633 --> 00:36:49,624 I missed you. 525 00:36:51,671 --> 00:36:54,572 I should get going. 526 00:36:54,640 --> 00:36:57,074 Yeah. Me too. 527 00:36:57,143 --> 00:36:58,906 Okay? 528 00:36:58,978 --> 00:37:01,811 - Thanks for the advice. - You know. Anytime. 529 00:37:01,881 --> 00:37:03,815 - I'll call you. - Yeah. 530 00:37:03,883 --> 00:37:07,785 Okay, guys. We're gonna need to update our style since the last time we performed. 531 00:37:07,853 --> 00:37:12,153 We need to start by updating these freakin' parachute pants! 532 00:37:16,696 --> 00:37:20,325 - Ain't nobody wearin' parachute pants no more. - Parachute pants are timeless. 533 00:37:20,399 --> 00:37:22,128 Fine. 534 00:37:22,201 --> 00:37:24,931 Let's just go through the old AppleJack 2012 routine. 535 00:37:25,004 --> 00:37:27,302 - Uh, no. - Yeah. 536 00:37:27,373 --> 00:37:30,342 Come on, man. 537 00:37:30,409 --> 00:37:34,004 Ready? Five, six, seven, eight. 538 00:37:36,449 --> 00:37:38,383 Oh, man! 539 00:37:38,451 --> 00:37:40,612 What the hell are you doin'? Which way you gonna go? 540 00:37:40,686 --> 00:37:42,620 You're f-in' me up. I'm supposed to go left. 541 00:37:42,688 --> 00:37:45,384 Half of you did go left. But the other half went right. 542 00:37:45,458 --> 00:37:48,859 - How many halves you got? - Guys, come on. Let- 543 00:37:48,928 --> 00:37:51,294 Let's just start with something a little simpler, okay? 544 00:37:51,364 --> 00:37:53,298 Let's just start with the robot. 545 00:37:53,366 --> 00:37:55,300 Okay? All right. 546 00:37:55,368 --> 00:37:57,996 Remember, guys. You're like a mannequin. Okay? 547 00:38:06,812 --> 00:38:10,179 Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Aki, what the hell are you doin'? 548 00:38:10,249 --> 00:38:12,581 Come on, man. The robot's supposed to be your thing. 549 00:38:12,652 --> 00:38:15,985 You look like C-3PO with R2-D2 stuck up his ass. 550 00:38:16,055 --> 00:38:19,218 Shut up! They don't do this anymore. 551 00:38:19,291 --> 00:38:22,852 Guys, this is serious. We need to win this contest. 552 00:38:22,928 --> 00:38:26,227 - And we can't let anything stand in our way. - Hey. Who wants cookies? 553 00:38:26,298 --> 00:38:29,495 Mom! You're ruining everything. 554 00:38:29,568 --> 00:38:32,537 Justin Allen, what could I possibly be ruining? 555 00:38:32,605 --> 00:38:34,539 - Oh, oh. - How many you need? 556 00:38:34,607 --> 00:38:37,576 You have a girl on the phone for you. 557 00:38:37,643 --> 00:38:42,512 Shut up! 558 00:38:43,816 --> 00:38:45,750 - Hello. - Justin. 559 00:38:45,818 --> 00:38:49,049 - Hi, Jen. - Do you have VH1 on? 560 00:38:49,121 --> 00:38:51,919 Uh, n-Yeah. No. 561 00:38:51,991 --> 00:38:54,186 Oh. Turn it down! 562 00:38:54,260 --> 00:38:56,194 Hi. 563 00:38:56,262 --> 00:38:59,197 You are so lucky you missed out when that song was popular. 564 00:38:59,265 --> 00:39:01,233 That and "Whoomp! There It Is. " 565 00:39:03,202 --> 00:39:06,467 Listen. Kip's throwing this big party for the show. 566 00:39:06,539 --> 00:39:08,871 You should come. It's a pretty fun club. 567 00:39:08,941 --> 00:39:11,705 I was in D&D Club. 568 00:39:11,777 --> 00:39:13,768 Oh, it's not that kind of club? 569 00:39:30,730 --> 00:39:32,721 Justin! 570 00:39:32,798 --> 00:39:35,392 I'm so glad you came. 571 00:39:35,468 --> 00:39:37,561 How do you like this place? 572 00:39:41,574 --> 00:39:43,735 Don't worry. I learned about this in school. 573 00:39:45,311 --> 00:39:47,336 Justin? 574 00:39:48,748 --> 00:39:51,842 - You're having a seizure. Don't swallow your tongue. - Justin! 575 00:39:51,917 --> 00:39:54,317 - Don't swallow it. - Justin, get up off the man. 576 00:39:54,386 --> 00:39:56,911 - He's krumping. - Get out of here! 577 00:39:56,989 --> 00:39:59,082 Get a real wallet! 578 00:39:59,158 --> 00:40:01,456 Waterproof. Jealous? 579 00:40:04,263 --> 00:40:06,197 Hey. The crapper's right around the corner. 580 00:40:06,265 --> 00:40:09,200 - Yeah. You can't miss it. It says "W"- - Hey, Kip. Look who I found. 581 00:40:09,268 --> 00:40:11,702 What? Hey! Senor Coma. 582 00:40:11,771 --> 00:40:14,331 Say, isn't it past your bedtime? 583 00:40:14,406 --> 00:40:17,705 No. Mom said I could stay out till midnight. 584 00:40:17,777 --> 00:40:20,507 Whoa! Holy smokes, Jen. Midnight, huh? 585 00:40:20,579 --> 00:40:23,707 - Yeah. - Is your mom gonna be waiting for you in the station wagon? 586 00:40:23,783 --> 00:40:26,183 - No. I rode my bike. - He's got a bike. 587 00:40:26,252 --> 00:40:29,653 That's pretty cool. I had a bike. Do you have, uh, the, uh, streamers on the handlebars? 588 00:40:29,722 --> 00:40:31,952 Or how about the baseball cards in the spokes? Remember those? 589 00:40:34,426 --> 00:40:37,884 - Kip, stop it. - I had a bike, Jen. I was just kidding with him. 590 00:40:37,963 --> 00:40:40,193 - I got mags. - You're a fag. 591 00:40:40,266 --> 00:40:42,257 Hey, Andrew McCarthy. Jen, I'll be right back. 592 00:40:42,334 --> 00:40:45,861 Hey. Why don't you go to the bar and get us a drink. 593 00:40:45,938 --> 00:40:48,805 Well, do they have fruit punch? 594 00:40:48,874 --> 00:40:52,469 The fruitiest. Delicious. 595 00:40:52,545 --> 00:40:54,308 - Sounds good. - Delicious. 596 00:40:54,380 --> 00:40:57,838 Here's lookin' at you, kid. 597 00:41:01,253 --> 00:41:03,517 You're a jerk. 598 00:41:03,589 --> 00:41:05,147 Hey. 599 00:41:09,228 --> 00:41:11,924 - Frontsies. - Get away from me. 600 00:41:15,334 --> 00:41:17,359 Frontsies. 601 00:41:18,637 --> 00:41:20,571 No. 602 00:41:20,639 --> 00:41:22,630 Backsies. 603 00:41:34,954 --> 00:41:37,286 - You havin' some fun yet? - This place is okay. 604 00:41:37,356 --> 00:41:39,290 There's nothin' to do. 605 00:41:39,358 --> 00:41:43,055 Shut up. All right. Look around you. This place is freakin' amazing. 606 00:41:43,128 --> 00:41:46,188 I'm gonna have a birthday party at Chim E. Changa's. That place is awesome. 607 00:41:46,265 --> 00:41:48,756 You wanna have fun? 608 00:41:48,834 --> 00:41:51,962 Learn to dance like the brother. I can help you out. Here. 609 00:41:52,037 --> 00:41:53,971 Taste some of this. 610 00:41:54,039 --> 00:41:56,030 Gives you wings, buddy. 611 00:41:59,211 --> 00:42:02,442 Whoa. It tastes like a laser. 612 00:42:03,616 --> 00:42:05,607 Mmm. 613 00:42:17,129 --> 00:42:20,155 Justin. Justin. 614 00:42:20,232 --> 00:42:22,166 Justin. 615 00:42:22,234 --> 00:42:26,466 - Come on, baby. Justin. - Emmanuel Lewis? 616 00:42:26,538 --> 00:42:28,836 What are you doin' here? 617 00:42:28,908 --> 00:42:30,967 Mackin' hos. 618 00:42:31,043 --> 00:42:35,946 - You mack hos? - I mack hos five nights a week, trick. 619 00:42:36,015 --> 00:42:38,643 You ain't never seen none of my home videos? 620 00:42:38,717 --> 00:42:40,446 Dang. 621 00:42:40,519 --> 00:42:43,488 - Whoo! - Ooh! 622 00:42:45,190 --> 00:42:47,181 Justin. 623 00:42:48,427 --> 00:42:50,190 Jen. 624 00:42:51,263 --> 00:42:53,527 Justin, should I call you a cab? 625 00:42:53,599 --> 00:42:56,124 Don't call me a cab. You're a cab. 626 00:42:57,503 --> 00:43:00,370 I missed you so much, my little angel hair pasta. 627 00:43:00,439 --> 00:43:02,873 Yes, I'm a jerk. I'm a- I'm a jerk. 628 00:43:09,715 --> 00:43:12,013 Justin, we're gonna go. 629 00:43:12,084 --> 00:43:14,018 You suck. 630 00:43:15,654 --> 00:43:17,986 I gotta go home. 631 00:43:22,294 --> 00:43:25,127 Somebody's in here. 632 00:43:25,197 --> 00:43:27,222 Okay. Okay! 633 00:43:27,299 --> 00:43:29,130 All right then. 634 00:43:29,201 --> 00:43:34,070 Justin, your father and I are not happy with the way you have been acting. 635 00:43:34,139 --> 00:43:37,700 Coming in at all hours. And you cannot sit still for longer than two seconds. 636 00:43:37,776 --> 00:43:41,075 It's like you're a 12-year-old stuck in a 30-year-old body. 637 00:43:41,146 --> 00:43:43,046 Yeah. And you have seriously f'ed up my TiVo. 638 00:43:44,984 --> 00:43:47,782 We know you have started break-dancing again. 639 00:43:47,853 --> 00:43:49,787 And, frankly, we have enough money problems... 640 00:43:49,855 --> 00:43:53,382 without worrying about you cracking your head open doing that head spin thing. 641 00:43:53,459 --> 00:43:56,155 I'm not doing head spins. And-And I can help with the money. 642 00:43:56,228 --> 00:43:59,254 - I just need more time. - Is time gonna buy me a new TiVo? 643 00:43:59,331 --> 00:44:03,165 Oh, my God! Will you shut up about the TiVo! 644 00:44:03,235 --> 00:44:05,169 - Jesus Christ! - It's broken! 645 00:44:05,237 --> 00:44:09,901 Okay, honey. We went and we had a little talk with Dr. Fry. 646 00:44:09,975 --> 00:44:14,571 And he, um- he gave us some medicine to maybe help you settle down. 647 00:44:14,646 --> 00:44:17,581 And it's called Ritalin. 648 00:44:18,650 --> 00:44:20,743 Oh, God, no. Skin. 649 00:44:20,819 --> 00:44:23,447 You'd rather me take drugs than be funky fresh? 650 00:44:23,522 --> 00:44:25,114 What is wrong with you people? 651 00:44:25,190 --> 00:44:27,181 Just leave me alone! 652 00:44:33,829 --> 00:44:37,959 - I think I'm gonna take a couple of these. - Knock yourself out. 653 00:44:38,100 --> 00:44:39,761 I know what the next big fad is. 654 00:44:39,835 --> 00:44:42,736 - You remember the Rubik's Cube? - Yes. 655 00:44:42,805 --> 00:44:45,740 - You remember it, right? - Yes. 656 00:44:45,808 --> 00:44:48,242 Okay. I came up with my own Rubik's Cube. 657 00:44:48,310 --> 00:44:51,438 Except I put in a little culture. Check it out. 658 00:44:55,117 --> 00:44:59,315 Now presenting... the Jewbik's Cube! 659 00:45:00,890 --> 00:45:04,087 I'll sell a million of these in Israel. 660 00:45:06,128 --> 00:45:10,497 Jewish star, a money sign, a menorah and a d- 661 00:45:11,867 --> 00:45:14,427 Dude, you put a dick on the Jewbik's Cube? 662 00:45:20,209 --> 00:45:22,336 - Give me that. - You loser. 663 00:45:22,411 --> 00:45:25,175 It's a circumcised penis. 664 00:45:25,247 --> 00:45:27,943 The only other real Jewish thing I could think of. 665 00:45:31,053 --> 00:45:34,955 Hey, Justin. So what are we working on today? 666 00:45:35,024 --> 00:45:37,857 Aki, do the robot. 667 00:45:38,928 --> 00:45:40,987 How you used to. 668 00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:55,807 Stop. 669 00:45:55,878 --> 00:45:57,641 Stop! 670 00:45:59,148 --> 00:46:01,480 Aki, it's time to say domo arigato... 671 00:46:01,550 --> 00:46:03,950 and find your inner Roboto. 672 00:46:04,019 --> 00:46:07,555 - Domo. - Domo. 673 00:46:07,623 --> 00:46:10,114 But I can't show you the way. 674 00:46:12,661 --> 00:46:14,652 But he can. 675 00:46:19,401 --> 00:46:21,699 Justin, this is ridiculous. 676 00:46:21,771 --> 00:46:25,639 Shoot, we ain't losin' a hundred grand because of you. Just do the damn thing. 677 00:46:25,708 --> 00:46:28,643 Before I punch you in the head like a Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot. 678 00:46:37,386 --> 00:46:39,911 What in the hell is that? 679 00:46:39,989 --> 00:46:43,049 This is robo-retarded. I can't do it. 680 00:46:43,125 --> 00:46:47,084 Listen, guys. We may have gotten old... 681 00:46:47,163 --> 00:46:50,064 or forgotten what we love... 682 00:46:50,132 --> 00:46:52,396 or even been in a coma. 683 00:46:53,435 --> 00:46:56,927 But starting today, right now... 684 00:46:57,006 --> 00:47:00,066 we remember who we are. 685 00:47:00,142 --> 00:47:04,511 'Cause we are the Funky Fresh Boyz. 686 00:48:32,768 --> 00:48:34,861 Jen, we're gonna be late. 687 00:48:40,376 --> 00:48:43,174 This is not happening. 688 00:48:45,014 --> 00:48:48,381 All right. 689 00:48:48,450 --> 00:48:52,011 I need you to tell me everything you know... 690 00:48:52,087 --> 00:48:54,214 about the female anatomy. 691 00:49:00,429 --> 00:49:04,058 I think it's time I introduced you to a little thing called... 692 00:49:05,067 --> 00:49:07,058 the Internet. 693 00:49:09,071 --> 00:49:13,838 And that covers about, oh, one-trillionth of everything. 694 00:49:13,909 --> 00:49:16,537 Huh? Huh? 695 00:49:17,780 --> 00:49:20,613 Justin. Justin. 696 00:49:22,084 --> 00:49:24,143 By the power of Grayskull. 697 00:49:25,187 --> 00:49:27,246 Bodies aren't supposed to- 698 00:49:27,323 --> 00:49:30,190 Midget. Cheese Whiz. 699 00:49:31,327 --> 00:49:34,125 That's not how you play Twister. 700 00:49:34,196 --> 00:49:36,130 Ooh, I didn't see that one yet. Click it. 701 00:49:36,198 --> 00:49:37,688 - No, no, no. - Click it. 702 00:49:37,766 --> 00:49:39,165 - No, no, no. - Click. Click. 703 00:49:39,234 --> 00:49:41,327 Calm down, nigga. You just hit puberty. 704 00:49:41,403 --> 00:49:46,431 Okay. Now, what we need to do is come up with a plan. 705 00:49:46,508 --> 00:49:48,442 Okay? 'Cause if we ain't got a- 706 00:49:48,510 --> 00:49:50,501 Damn. She got a nice ass. 707 00:49:50,579 --> 00:49:52,513 Click it. 708 00:50:06,161 --> 00:50:08,789 You guys are Cole's crew, right? 709 00:50:12,034 --> 00:50:14,025 Which one of you is Cole? 710 00:50:25,481 --> 00:50:28,109 - You're Cole? - You that dude from the contest? 711 00:50:28,183 --> 00:50:30,617 A contest I'd like to see you win. 712 00:50:30,686 --> 00:50:34,782 - Don't worry. - But I am worried, Cole. 713 00:50:35,991 --> 00:50:38,960 I'm worried that four fat, dumb dance 'tards... 714 00:50:39,028 --> 00:50:41,496 are gonna stir up a bunch of goodwill and nostalgia... 715 00:50:41,563 --> 00:50:45,499 and get their wack wrinkly asses on my network for a year. 716 00:50:46,935 --> 00:50:48,903 I can't let that happen. 717 00:50:50,172 --> 00:50:52,902 That's where you four come in. 718 00:50:52,975 --> 00:50:58,003 Now listen to me very carefully, and I will make sure you get rich, famous... 719 00:50:58,080 --> 00:51:00,742 and most important of all... 720 00:51:00,816 --> 00:51:03,307 that you beat the Funky Fresh Boyz. 721 00:51:03,385 --> 00:51:05,410 No problem. 722 00:51:05,487 --> 00:51:08,149 Only we'll do more than just beat them. 723 00:51:08,223 --> 00:51:11,624 We'll make sure that they get served. 724 00:51:15,264 --> 00:51:18,324 Yeah. I don't think that sounds as manly as you think it does. 725 00:51:18,400 --> 00:51:21,767 - Yeah, huh. - How old am I again? 726 00:51:25,674 --> 00:51:27,699 All right. Let's take it from the top. 727 00:51:32,214 --> 00:51:34,842 Excuse me one second, girls. 728 00:52:16,325 --> 00:52:20,560 Yes. 729 00:52:22,764 --> 00:52:23,992 Uh-oh. 730 00:52:31,940 --> 00:52:35,137 - Hi, Justin. - Oh, hey. 731 00:52:35,210 --> 00:52:37,440 Hi. Yo. 732 00:52:37,513 --> 00:52:40,846 Uh- I-D-Do you work right here? 733 00:52:40,916 --> 00:52:43,407 I'd love to go to dinner with you. 734 00:52:43,485 --> 00:52:46,852 But right now I have to teach my dance class, okay? 735 00:52:48,957 --> 00:52:52,120 - And, Darnell- - He's not in here. 736 00:52:52,194 --> 00:52:55,425 - You ought to be ashamed of yourself. - Y-You look nice. 737 00:52:59,868 --> 00:53:03,702 Darnell? You're here? 738 00:53:51,386 --> 00:53:53,479 Bye. 739 00:53:56,024 --> 00:53:58,492 Yes! 740 00:53:58,627 --> 00:54:00,492 You pretend to be Jen. 741 00:54:00,562 --> 00:54:02,996 I don't know why you're making me be the girl. 742 00:54:03,065 --> 00:54:05,431 Because there's more of you to love, Hector. 743 00:54:05,500 --> 00:54:07,434 Now here, put this on. 744 00:54:09,605 --> 00:54:13,837 Justin, you just rang the doorbell. 745 00:54:13,909 --> 00:54:16,639 Make your move. 746 00:54:16,712 --> 00:54:18,942 - Hi, Justin. - Hi. 747 00:54:19,014 --> 00:54:22,177 - Justin, how do I look? - Uh- 748 00:54:22,251 --> 00:54:24,515 Justin, do I look nice? 749 00:54:24,586 --> 00:54:27,020 Do you think that maybe I look nice? 750 00:54:29,191 --> 00:54:32,126 You gotta make me feel pretty. You gotta make me feel like a woman. 751 00:54:32,194 --> 00:54:34,458 You know what I'm telling you, huh, Justin? 752 00:54:34,529 --> 00:54:37,965 You think I'm stupid? I ain't stupid. 753 00:54:38,033 --> 00:54:41,002 You don't tell me nothing. You don't take me out. 754 00:54:41,069 --> 00:54:43,060 You think I'm a whore? I am no whore! 755 00:54:43,138 --> 00:54:45,971 - I- - You like that? Huh? 756 00:54:46,041 --> 00:54:48,373 Do you? What's my name? Say my name. 757 00:54:48,443 --> 00:54:51,139 - Who's your father? - De-de-de-de-de! 758 00:54:51,213 --> 00:54:54,080 - Oh! Oh, oh! - Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doin'? 759 00:54:54,149 --> 00:54:56,083 That's what adults do on the Internet. 760 00:54:56,151 --> 00:54:58,142 They get naked and ask each other their names, right? 761 00:54:58,220 --> 00:55:01,087 - Shave! - Come on, man. 762 00:55:01,156 --> 00:55:03,818 This is clearly not workin'. 763 00:55:03,892 --> 00:55:07,191 Okay, what we need to do is, we need to move to phase two. 764 00:55:13,935 --> 00:55:17,132 What? It's muscle. 765 00:55:17,205 --> 00:55:19,765 Just not toned. 766 00:55:19,841 --> 00:55:21,775 Okay. All right. 767 00:55:21,843 --> 00:55:23,834 Now, Justin, here's what I need you to do. 768 00:55:23,912 --> 00:55:26,039 You see that? 769 00:55:26,114 --> 00:55:29,140 I need you to slowly- 770 00:55:29,217 --> 00:55:32,516 slowly make your move for the breasteses. 771 00:55:32,587 --> 00:55:34,953 - You get it. Do it. - There you go. Now come on. 772 00:55:35,023 --> 00:55:36,513 - That's it. - Yeah. 773 00:55:36,591 --> 00:55:39,685 - Yeah. Now go slow. Slow. - Slow, slow, slow, slow. 774 00:55:39,761 --> 00:55:41,888 - You don't want to hurt her. - Like this? 775 00:55:41,963 --> 00:55:44,454 No, no, no, no. Why you got the hand turned? No, no. 776 00:55:44,533 --> 00:55:46,933 Straight up like that. Exert your manliness. 777 00:55:47,002 --> 00:55:49,527 - You just squeeze it. - Wh-Wh-What are you showing him? 778 00:55:49,604 --> 00:55:52,038 You have to play it like a soft, little... 779 00:55:52,107 --> 00:55:54,803 tiny violin. 780 00:55:57,212 --> 00:55:59,146 Ow! Knock that off. 781 00:55:59,214 --> 00:56:02,149 Yeah! You know, it's not a twist off. You don't just twist the thing. 782 00:56:02,217 --> 00:56:05,482 - You knead it. - Shut up! It feels good like that for girls! 783 00:56:05,554 --> 00:56:08,580 - You don't know. - I'm doin' the lesson here! Yeah, now work it. 784 00:56:08,657 --> 00:56:12,616 Now work it on your own. Yeah, there you go. Now knead. Knead. 785 00:56:12,694 --> 00:56:15,128 Lean in on her. By now she should be likin' all that. 786 00:56:15,197 --> 00:56:18,257 Lean in on her. Lean in on her. Get in on it. 787 00:56:18,333 --> 00:56:21,496 Now blow on 'em. Blow on 'em. That's it. Now, work it. Work it. 788 00:56:21,570 --> 00:56:23,663 - Yeah, work it. And lick your lips. - Yeah. 789 00:56:23,739 --> 00:56:25,900 You're a monster. That's it. 790 00:56:25,974 --> 00:56:27,908 - Come on now. Make your move. - Stop it! Ow! 791 00:56:27,976 --> 00:56:29,841 - Dude. All right! - Justin, move on in. 792 00:56:31,513 --> 00:56:33,504 Stop! I'm a man! 793 00:56:33,582 --> 00:56:37,450 I am a man, all right? This is a man. I'm not a woman. 794 00:56:37,519 --> 00:56:40,488 - All right. - I'm sorry. 795 00:56:41,556 --> 00:56:43,956 How was that? Did I pass? 796 00:56:44,025 --> 00:56:46,459 Oh, you're like a sexual machine animal. 797 00:56:46,528 --> 00:56:48,621 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You were good. 798 00:56:48,697 --> 00:56:50,995 You were kneadin'- I was feelin' it. I was feelin' it. 799 00:56:51,066 --> 00:56:52,829 Justin! All right. 800 00:56:52,901 --> 00:56:55,836 Okay, now go take a shower. Take a shower now. Take a shower. 801 00:56:55,904 --> 00:56:58,702 Smoke 'em if you got 'em. 802 00:56:58,774 --> 00:57:01,470 Damn. He's never gonna get laid. 803 00:57:01,543 --> 00:57:04,842 - He gonna die a virgin. - Ever- Die. 804 00:57:04,913 --> 00:57:08,405 My man just needs a little something to get him through the night, you know? 805 00:57:08,483 --> 00:57:10,474 Put him in the zone. 806 00:57:10,552 --> 00:57:14,318 If only there was something really awesome we could get for him to say or maybe wear. 807 00:57:15,490 --> 00:57:17,424 Or drive. 808 00:57:22,831 --> 00:57:26,358 - So where are we goin'? - My ride should be here any minute. 809 00:57:47,322 --> 00:57:51,258 Justin. Oh, you must be Jen. 810 00:57:51,326 --> 00:57:53,760 Uh- And you're- 811 00:57:53,829 --> 00:57:57,094 A young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent... 812 00:57:57,165 --> 00:57:59,292 the powerless, the helpless... 813 00:57:59,367 --> 00:58:02,063 in a world of criminals who operate above the law. 814 00:58:02,137 --> 00:58:05,106 - Whoa. - Right. 815 00:58:05,173 --> 00:58:08,404 Well, you two, he's all yours. 816 00:58:12,080 --> 00:58:14,742 Justin, remember... 817 00:58:14,816 --> 00:58:16,909 91 octane or above. 818 00:58:16,985 --> 00:58:20,352 He's getting a little old. 819 00:58:20,422 --> 00:58:22,356 Oh, and, Justin... 820 00:58:22,424 --> 00:58:25,587 like a little violin. 821 00:58:25,660 --> 00:58:28,254 Thanks, David Hasselhoff. 822 00:58:39,841 --> 00:58:42,503 Looks like they forgot my burger. 823 00:58:42,577 --> 00:58:44,670 Oh, that's too bad. 824 00:58:44,746 --> 00:58:47,476 Robble, robble. 825 00:58:47,549 --> 00:58:49,483 I'm sorry. Can you say that again? 826 00:58:49,551 --> 00:58:53,043 I said, that's too bad they forgot your hamburger. 827 00:58:53,121 --> 00:58:55,316 Stinks, you know. You must be hungry. 828 00:58:55,390 --> 00:58:57,324 Robble, robble, robble. 829 00:59:01,663 --> 00:59:03,597 Robble, robble, robble. 830 00:59:03,665 --> 00:59:05,599 Give it back! That's mine. 831 00:59:05,667 --> 00:59:08,727 Hey, give me back my burg- 832 00:59:08,803 --> 00:59:10,737 Robble, robble, robble, robble. 833 00:59:10,805 --> 00:59:13,239 - Ro- Ro- Robble. - Hey! Gimme. 834 00:59:15,210 --> 00:59:18,646 Why are you marrying Kip? 835 00:59:18,713 --> 00:59:22,444 Excuse me while I go look at that thing over there. 836 00:59:24,185 --> 00:59:26,244 He's a total homo- 837 00:59:26,321 --> 00:59:28,983 jerk-wad. 838 00:59:29,057 --> 00:59:31,116 He doesn't care about what you want... 839 00:59:31,192 --> 00:59:35,151 he's mean and he- he dresses like someone Crockett and Tubbs should shoot. 840 00:59:38,833 --> 00:59:41,495 Kip's not so bad. 841 00:59:41,570 --> 00:59:46,303 We lost touch for a while and met up after college. And, you know- 842 00:59:46,374 --> 00:59:49,434 I missed everything. 843 00:59:49,511 --> 00:59:51,574 - Don't say that. - It's true. 844 00:59:51,707 --> 00:59:55,040 Gremlins 2, Ghostbusters II. 845 00:59:55,110 --> 00:59:57,772 I just found out they made jeans washed in acid... 846 00:59:57,846 --> 00:59:59,814 which is awesome. 847 00:59:59,882 --> 01:00:02,476 But I missed that too. 848 01:00:02,551 --> 01:00:05,349 Stupid coma. 849 01:00:05,421 --> 01:00:09,187 It's not all bad. You missed out on pimples... 850 01:00:09,258 --> 01:00:13,388 hair-metal power ballads, prom. 851 01:00:13,462 --> 01:00:16,898 - Bleh. - No, I bet prom was nice. 852 01:00:16,966 --> 01:00:21,630 No. They make it sound all nice with rainbows and unicorns. 853 01:00:22,938 --> 01:00:25,133 They forget to tell you you're gonna get your period... 854 01:00:25,207 --> 01:00:27,141 in your white dress. 855 01:00:28,210 --> 01:00:30,201 I wish I could have taken you to the prom. 856 01:00:31,580 --> 01:00:33,605 I would have bought you one of those flower things... 857 01:00:33,682 --> 01:00:36,549 for your wrist that matched the color of your period. 858 01:00:39,154 --> 01:00:42,214 And then the deejay would have played El DeBarge, and we could have slow danced. 859 01:00:50,399 --> 01:00:52,333 Sounds like here's your chance. 860 01:00:58,874 --> 01:01:01,365 You know, now that you're taller than the girls... 861 01:01:01,443 --> 01:01:04,241 your hands go here. 862 01:01:41,850 --> 01:01:43,613 Justin, we can't. 863 01:01:43,686 --> 01:01:46,917 Wait. I almost forgot. 864 01:01:59,068 --> 01:02:01,559 I can't believe you kept this. 865 01:02:01,637 --> 01:02:04,470 I was in a coma. Made it kinda hard to throw out. 866 01:02:06,542 --> 01:02:08,476 But I would have never thrown this out. 867 01:02:08,544 --> 01:02:12,002 This is the most important toy I've ever owned in my whole life. 868 01:02:28,697 --> 01:02:31,461 It's a good thing David had my seats Scotchgarded. 869 01:02:33,869 --> 01:02:35,700 Justin, could you please not- 870 01:02:56,391 --> 01:02:58,325 I'll never... 871 01:02:58,393 --> 01:03:00,327 play video games again. 872 01:03:20,549 --> 01:03:22,574 Let me just shut that off. 873 01:03:25,420 --> 01:03:27,820 Oh, my God. It's Kip. 874 01:03:27,890 --> 01:03:29,824 Oh, my God. What am I doing? 875 01:03:29,892 --> 01:03:32,326 Oh, my God. I'm engaged. What am I doing? 876 01:03:32,394 --> 01:03:34,225 Seriously, what am I doing? Oh, my God. 877 01:03:34,296 --> 01:03:36,856 Oh, my God. Justin, I'm so sorry. 878 01:03:36,932 --> 01:03:39,059 Justin, I'm so sorry. 879 01:03:39,134 --> 01:03:42,001 - I'm sorry, Justin! - Why are you sorry? 880 01:03:42,070 --> 01:03:44,231 - Kip! - That was awesome. 881 01:03:46,375 --> 01:03:48,741 Justin. Justin! 882 01:03:54,616 --> 01:03:56,675 Justin. Justin! Relax. 883 01:03:56,752 --> 01:03:58,777 - Tell me now. What happened? - Okay. 884 01:03:58,854 --> 01:04:01,880 We kissed on the face. And then she opened up her shirt. 885 01:04:01,957 --> 01:04:04,858 And then she- she- I touched her left booby. 886 01:04:04,927 --> 01:04:07,487 And then she cried and ran away. 887 01:04:07,563 --> 01:04:09,497 What base is that? 888 01:04:09,565 --> 01:04:12,591 Nigga, that ain't a base. That's a crime. 889 01:04:12,668 --> 01:04:16,001 - Justin, you just can't- - Party! 890 01:04:21,643 --> 01:04:23,577 Hey, Jen! 891 01:04:23,645 --> 01:04:26,978 Aki, Hector. Great to see you guys. 892 01:04:27,049 --> 01:04:31,748 Wow. You two are like a bad buddy cop movie waiting to happen. 893 01:04:33,455 --> 01:04:36,549 What are you, Detective Rice and Detective Beans? 894 01:04:40,362 --> 01:04:42,592 Could you guys give this to Justin for me? 895 01:04:44,366 --> 01:04:46,061 We're not stayin'? 896 01:04:46,134 --> 01:04:48,967 Justin will be back in a second. He just went to the bathroom. 897 01:04:49,037 --> 01:04:52,666 Yeah! Oh, Jen! 898 01:04:55,510 --> 01:04:57,978 Hey, Jen! 899 01:04:58,046 --> 01:05:00,674 Hey, Jen! Hey. 900 01:05:00,749 --> 01:05:02,683 Isn't this place cool? 901 01:05:02,751 --> 01:05:05,777 Hey. Oh, I won this playing Skee-Ball. 902 01:05:07,589 --> 01:05:10,057 Hmm. Garfield. That's sweet. 903 01:05:10,125 --> 01:05:13,026 Yeah. Twenty-one tickets. No big whoop. 904 01:05:13,095 --> 01:05:15,495 Let's play Whaca Taco. Come on. 905 01:05:16,732 --> 01:05:18,757 Oh! Oh! 906 01:05:18,834 --> 01:05:20,358 Sorry. 907 01:05:22,671 --> 01:05:25,868 Hey. Number nine. 908 01:05:27,042 --> 01:05:28,976 Is that number 10... 909 01:05:29,044 --> 01:05:32,013 for ya, fatty? 910 01:05:35,684 --> 01:05:37,982 - Justin, we need to talk. - Okay. 911 01:05:38,053 --> 01:05:40,180 But you gotta talk and whack at the same time. 912 01:05:42,791 --> 01:05:45,385 I wanted to buy you something that you could wear... 913 01:05:45,460 --> 01:05:47,394 since we're both going steady. 914 01:05:47,462 --> 01:05:51,592 - But since I didn't get my allowance this week- - Justin, we're not going steady. 915 01:05:58,307 --> 01:06:01,765 But last night. 916 01:06:03,412 --> 01:06:07,041 Last night was a mistake. 917 01:06:08,750 --> 01:06:10,581 I'm with Kip. 918 01:06:12,321 --> 01:06:14,255 We're getting married. 919 01:06:14,323 --> 01:06:18,054 We have stability, we're talking about starting a family. 920 01:06:18,126 --> 01:06:21,994 I can't just give up on that because of what we had 20 years ago. 921 01:06:22,064 --> 01:06:24,498 I don't get it. 922 01:06:24,566 --> 01:06:26,659 I don't expect you to get it. 923 01:06:26,735 --> 01:06:28,669 It's complicated. 924 01:06:30,939 --> 01:06:33,169 You're still just a kid. 925 01:06:41,583 --> 01:06:44,017 May I see the Garfield eraser for a second, please? 926 01:07:03,138 --> 01:07:05,766 Calm down. Stop it! 927 01:07:09,544 --> 01:07:11,205 Try not to hate me. 928 01:07:11,279 --> 01:07:14,442 I hate you more than Garfield hates Mondays. 929 01:07:14,516 --> 01:07:17,041 I thought Garfield hated lasagna. 930 01:07:17,119 --> 01:07:19,314 Garfield loves lasagna! 931 01:07:20,922 --> 01:07:22,981 I wish they would've taken me off life support. 932 01:07:37,906 --> 01:07:40,568 Work it, Hector! 933 01:07:40,642 --> 01:07:43,406 Work it, Hector! 934 01:07:43,478 --> 01:07:45,844 Oh. Yo, man! 935 01:07:45,914 --> 01:07:49,509 Oh, uh-oh. What you got? What you got, Justin? 936 01:07:49,584 --> 01:07:51,950 Go, Coma! Go, Coma! 937 01:07:52,020 --> 01:07:55,820 Go, Coma! Go, Coma! Go, Coma! Go, Coma! 938 01:07:55,891 --> 01:07:58,086 You can dance in a video game... 939 01:07:58,160 --> 01:08:00,094 but can you dance on the street? 940 01:08:00,162 --> 01:08:03,689 Ooh. 941 01:08:03,765 --> 01:08:06,256 - I'm leaving. - But you're gonna miss all the fun. 942 01:08:06,334 --> 01:08:09,167 That sounds like a challenge. 943 01:08:09,237 --> 01:08:11,171 Oh, it's definitely a challenge, son. 944 01:08:11,239 --> 01:08:14,470 You and me in the parking lot, mano a mano. 945 01:08:16,745 --> 01:08:19,043 You had mono? 946 01:08:19,114 --> 01:08:21,105 Well, I was in a coma. 947 01:08:22,384 --> 01:08:24,944 Justin, you don't have to do this. 948 01:08:25,020 --> 01:08:27,614 Oh, thanks for caring. Not! 949 01:08:27,689 --> 01:08:29,782 Get to steppin', Jen. 950 01:08:32,694 --> 01:08:34,628 Bye, Jen. 951 01:08:34,696 --> 01:08:36,186 Hmph! 952 01:09:33,488 --> 01:09:35,615 - What's up? - Hey. 953 01:09:35,690 --> 01:09:37,624 Yeah, that's right. 954 01:09:47,769 --> 01:09:49,760 That's right, son. 955 01:10:01,283 --> 01:10:03,274 Hmph! 956 01:10:07,822 --> 01:10:09,847 - Ah, no, no, no! - De-de-de-de-de! 957 01:10:09,925 --> 01:10:10,000 That's good. That's good. You're good. 958 01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:11,916 That's good. That's good. You're good. 959 01:10:11,916 --> 01:10:15,664 960 01:10:15,664 --> 01:10:18,132 Watch this. 961 01:10:18,132 --> 01:10:21,670 962 01:10:21,670 --> 01:10:22,000 One song. Crowd picks the winner. 963 01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:24,969 One song. Crowd picks the winner. 964 01:10:25,040 --> 01:10:28,134 A'ight? 965 01:10:29,211 --> 01:10:30,940 Say it, don't spray it. 966 01:10:37,018 --> 01:10:39,646 - Yeah, man. Yeah. - Justin! Justin! 967 01:10:39,721 --> 01:10:41,655 Yeah, what you got? What you got? 968 01:10:54,369 --> 01:10:56,166 This shrimp ain't nothin'. 969 01:10:59,074 --> 01:11:00,871 Oh, yeah. That old trick? 970 01:11:04,946 --> 01:11:08,143 He's great. Oh, crap. 971 01:11:12,053 --> 01:11:16,513 What am I doin' here? Mom? Dad? Yogurt? Coma? 972 01:11:19,961 --> 01:11:21,792 Wake up! Wake up! 973 01:11:28,370 --> 01:11:30,304 You just got served, son! 974 01:11:49,257 --> 01:11:52,249 Damn! What the hell you ruin the cake for? 975 01:11:52,327 --> 01:11:55,490 I fixed it so it looks like my life. 976 01:11:55,563 --> 01:11:58,259 Like a big piece of doody. 977 01:11:58,333 --> 01:12:01,359 - Doesn't it look like doody? - Mm-mmm. 978 01:12:01,436 --> 01:12:04,872 - We don't want to talk about no doody cake. - My life is doody cake. 979 01:12:04,939 --> 01:12:08,875 My life is like one big piece of crap... 980 01:12:08,943 --> 01:12:11,104 that was put in the freezer forever... 981 01:12:11,179 --> 01:12:14,444 and then thawed out in a hurry. 982 01:12:14,516 --> 01:12:17,917 And now they're both big... 983 01:12:17,986 --> 01:12:21,717 squished soggy pieces of... shit! 984 01:12:21,790 --> 01:12:25,282 - Justin! - Shit cake that nobody wants! 985 01:12:25,360 --> 01:12:27,294 - What are you doing? - What are you doing? 986 01:12:27,362 --> 01:12:31,230 Chill, Justin! 987 01:12:31,299 --> 01:12:35,565 Justin! What the hell are you doin'? 988 01:12:35,637 --> 01:12:38,367 Chill, Justin! This is already embarrassing enough. 989 01:12:38,440 --> 01:12:40,374 Yeah, your analogy is tenuous at best. 990 01:12:43,812 --> 01:12:45,746 We're a bunch of losers. 991 01:12:45,814 --> 01:12:48,647 We're a bunch of 30-year-old men... 992 01:12:48,717 --> 01:12:53,086 pretending to be 13 years old trying to win a dance contest. 993 01:12:53,154 --> 01:12:54,951 Hey, guys... 994 01:12:55,023 --> 01:12:58,652 that's a great way to redeem our failed and miserable lives. 995 01:12:58,727 --> 01:13:01,821 - Let's enter a dance contest. - This was your idea! 996 01:13:01,896 --> 01:13:04,797 I was in a coma! 997 01:13:04,866 --> 01:13:07,426 I feel like a retard. 998 01:13:07,502 --> 01:13:09,993 Uh, Justin, it's not really P.C. to say- 999 01:13:10,071 --> 01:13:11,971 Retarded? 1000 01:13:12,040 --> 01:13:15,237 Who's retarded? 1001 01:13:17,545 --> 01:13:21,413 It's not nice to say "retarded. " 1002 01:13:24,686 --> 01:13:26,984 Bye, Orko. 1003 01:13:32,560 --> 01:13:34,494 Bye, Jokey Smurf. 1004 01:13:40,735 --> 01:13:43,033 Bye, Micro Machines made by Galoob. 1005 01:14:20,041 --> 01:14:23,841 What in the hell... 1006 01:14:23,912 --> 01:14:25,846 have we gotten ourselves into? 1007 01:14:32,120 --> 01:14:36,318 Hey. Watch where you're goin', egg roll. A'ight? 1008 01:14:38,426 --> 01:14:40,724 What? What? 1009 01:14:40,795 --> 01:14:43,525 - Huh! - What the- 1010 01:14:43,598 --> 01:14:45,532 What-What about them? 1011 01:14:48,169 --> 01:14:51,502 Thing's starting soon. We gotta sign up. 1012 01:14:51,573 --> 01:14:55,065 - Justin's not coming. - Man, we don't need that stupid white boy. 1013 01:14:55,143 --> 01:14:57,077 Who needs him? 1014 01:14:57,145 --> 01:14:59,705 Uh, guys, we do. 1015 01:14:59,781 --> 01:15:03,547 Crew must have four members. 1016 01:15:03,618 --> 01:15:06,052 That was fast. Anyone want pizza? 1017 01:15:06,120 --> 01:15:09,180 Hey, man, hold on. We're not gonna give up. 1018 01:15:09,257 --> 01:15:12,715 Look, all we need is another break-dancer. 1019 01:15:12,794 --> 01:15:17,194 Technically, we need just one more person who says he's a break-dancer. 1020 01:15:18,195 --> 01:15:21,062 Okay. And the fourth Funky Fresh Boy. 1021 01:15:21,131 --> 01:15:25,090 - Name? - Mad Slick, A.K.A. Dr. Aquafresh... 1022 01:15:25,168 --> 01:15:27,728 A.K.A. Big Jennifer Garner... 1023 01:15:27,804 --> 01:15:29,738 A.K.A. Tim Russert- 1024 01:15:29,806 --> 01:15:33,765 - Okay. - I'm not finished! 1025 01:15:33,843 --> 01:15:37,142 A.K.A. Cream of Wheat, A.K.A. Half an Onion Bagel... 1026 01:15:37,214 --> 01:15:41,150 A.K.A. Carl-Carl-Carl- That's Carl with a "C," not a "K." 1027 01:15:41,218 --> 01:15:42,810 Carl-Carl-Carl! 1028 01:15:42,886 --> 01:15:45,946 Carl. Okay. Thanks. 1029 01:15:46,022 --> 01:15:49,822 Yeah, way to go. 1030 01:15:49,893 --> 01:15:53,624 Funky Fresh Boyz! 1031 01:16:01,571 --> 01:16:04,131 Yeah! 1032 01:16:04,207 --> 01:16:06,801 This is Get 2 Steppin'! And here's your host... 1033 01:16:06,876 --> 01:16:09,344 Kip Unger! 1034 01:16:09,412 --> 01:16:11,607 Yeah! 1035 01:16:13,083 --> 01:16:15,677 Come on, people! Yeah! 1036 01:16:15,752 --> 01:16:18,619 Kip! Kip! Kip! Kip! Kip! 1037 01:16:18,688 --> 01:16:20,622 - Come on. Let me hear ya! - Come on! 1038 01:16:20,690 --> 01:16:23,158 Kip! Kip! Kip! 1039 01:16:23,226 --> 01:16:25,319 Yeah! 1040 01:16:25,395 --> 01:16:28,228 You're watchin' Get 2 Steppin'. I'm your host, Kip Unger. 1041 01:16:28,298 --> 01:16:31,631 - Just Kip, Kip- - Kippin' it real! 1042 01:16:31,701 --> 01:16:34,932 Kippin' it real, you betcha. To my left, spinnin' the stacks of wax... 1043 01:16:35,005 --> 01:16:37,200 give it up for D.J. Tanner! 1044 01:16:39,309 --> 01:16:42,142 All day, baby. 1045 01:16:46,616 --> 01:16:49,517 Today, the best dance crews in the world... 1046 01:16:49,586 --> 01:16:51,884 will compete on this stage head-to-head. 1047 01:16:51,955 --> 01:16:55,015 When they're done, you all get the final word. 1048 01:16:55,091 --> 01:16:58,492 - So, if you like somethin', make some noise. - Yeah! 1049 01:17:00,430 --> 01:17:03,797 All right, let's hit off our first battle with two randomly selected crews. 1050 01:17:03,867 --> 01:17:09,533 Iced Cole Krew versus the Misfitz. Give it up! 1051 01:17:11,074 --> 01:17:13,304 Are you ready? 1052 01:17:14,644 --> 01:17:17,477 Misfitz! Iced Cole Krew! 1053 01:17:17,547 --> 01:17:21,643 Get to steppin'! Yeah! 1054 01:17:22,986 --> 01:17:27,753 One, two, three, you're up! 1055 01:18:42,799 --> 01:18:44,926 I think we're out of our league here. 1056 01:18:45,001 --> 01:18:48,129 Come on, man. Don't talk like that. We can do this. 1057 01:19:03,553 --> 01:19:05,350 Let's hear it, y'all! 1058 01:19:09,793 --> 01:19:13,194 Get to steppin'. Get to steppin'. 1059 01:19:13,263 --> 01:19:15,197 All right. Next up... 1060 01:19:15,265 --> 01:19:20,134 give it up for Wack Attack versus the Funky Fresh Boyz. 1061 01:19:20,203 --> 01:19:24,162 Okay! Yeah! Funky Fresh Boyz. Wack Attack. 1062 01:19:24,240 --> 01:19:26,174 Get to steppin'! 1063 01:19:26,242 --> 01:19:31,202 Are you ready, Funky Fresh Boyz? 1064 01:19:57,540 --> 01:19:59,064 What's up? Bring it. Bring it. 1065 01:20:22,465 --> 01:20:24,899 Yeah! 1066 01:20:24,968 --> 01:20:27,664 You're goin' down'! You're goin' down, low fry. 1067 01:20:39,082 --> 01:20:42,712 Ew! 1068 01:20:44,120 --> 01:20:46,145 Get to steppin'! 1069 01:20:46,222 --> 01:20:49,419 Get to steppin'! Get to steppin'! 1070 01:20:49,492 --> 01:20:51,392 - Hey, sweetie! - Yeah? 1071 01:20:51,461 --> 01:20:53,725 - You suck! - Whoa, what just happened? 1072 01:20:53,796 --> 01:20:57,562 Yeah! I don't know. I told you guys we could do this. 1073 01:20:59,269 --> 01:21:03,069 - Throw your hands up. Throw your hands up. - They like us! 1074 01:21:04,908 --> 01:21:06,773 Get to steppin'! 1075 01:21:23,793 --> 01:21:26,091 Get to steppin'! 1076 01:21:34,370 --> 01:21:36,736 Get to steppin'! 1077 01:21:52,422 --> 01:21:55,323 Ah, check me out. 1078 01:22:01,898 --> 01:22:04,196 Wow! 1079 01:22:05,768 --> 01:22:08,100 All right. That was great. 1080 01:22:08,171 --> 01:22:11,072 Next up, Iced Cole Krew versus Pink Sushi. 1081 01:22:15,044 --> 01:22:16,341 Whoo! 1082 01:23:22,345 --> 01:23:24,836 Yeah! 1083 01:23:28,985 --> 01:23:30,976 Oh! 1084 01:23:32,121 --> 01:23:35,249 All right. Next up, the Funky Fresh Boyz... 1085 01:23:35,324 --> 01:23:37,258 against the Krump Kings. 1086 01:23:39,195 --> 01:23:42,028 Funky Fresh Boyz. Krump Kings. 1087 01:23:42,098 --> 01:23:44,032 Get to steppin'! 1088 01:23:44,100 --> 01:23:46,534 Yeah! 1089 01:24:14,664 --> 01:24:16,928 Whoo! 1090 01:24:46,229 --> 01:24:48,663 - You suck! - What? 1091 01:24:57,774 --> 01:25:00,766 Hey, they got medication for that now. 1092 01:25:16,959 --> 01:25:20,190 Yeah! That's right! 1093 01:25:20,263 --> 01:25:24,199 We got some. We got some. We got some moves. 1094 01:25:24,267 --> 01:25:26,326 Whoa! 1095 01:25:39,015 --> 01:25:40,949 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1096 01:25:46,122 --> 01:25:48,716 - So, what do you think, boss? - What I always think. 1097 01:25:48,791 --> 01:25:51,282 It'll be a huge hit or a massive flop. 1098 01:25:51,360 --> 01:25:53,590 How about a huge, massive, floppy hit? 1099 01:25:53,663 --> 01:25:57,724 - What the hell does that mean? - I don't know. 1100 01:25:57,800 --> 01:26:00,325 How did Cole's crew know to show up at Justin's party? 1101 01:26:00,403 --> 01:26:03,031 Shh. 1102 01:26:04,440 --> 01:26:07,102 - God! - Why'd you do it, Kip? 1103 01:26:07,176 --> 01:26:09,110 Why'd I do it? 1104 01:26:09,178 --> 01:26:11,510 Because I'm not about to let some man-child in plastic pants... 1105 01:26:11,581 --> 01:26:13,071 ruin what I've worked so hard for. 1106 01:26:13,149 --> 01:26:16,550 - At least that man-child knows who he is. - Oh, okay. 1107 01:26:16,619 --> 01:26:20,055 So, what, you two are gonna run off to magical cupcake land and live happily ever after? 1108 01:26:20,122 --> 01:26:22,056 On what, your teaching salary? 1109 01:26:22,124 --> 01:26:25,787 His- His winnings from dance contests? Grow up. 1110 01:26:28,364 --> 01:26:31,925 What are you doin' to me, girl? 1111 01:26:32,001 --> 01:26:35,266 Look, when times get tough... 1112 01:26:35,338 --> 01:26:37,272 you just gotta look at your hand... 1113 01:26:37,340 --> 01:26:40,776 see how nice this ring is... 1114 01:26:40,843 --> 01:26:43,641 and remember what you stand to lose if you lose me. 1115 01:26:43,713 --> 01:26:46,147 What I stand to lose? 1116 01:26:46,215 --> 01:26:50,242 - Gag me with a big ego and a little di- - Don't... go there. 1117 01:26:51,420 --> 01:26:53,615 You're a jerk-wad. 1118 01:26:53,689 --> 01:26:57,420 Yeah, well, have fun babysitting. 1119 01:26:57,493 --> 01:27:00,257 You know, Justin might be a little kid, Kip... 1120 01:27:00,329 --> 01:27:03,230 but he's got more balls than you'll ever have. 1121 01:27:03,299 --> 01:27:05,665 What, like three? 1122 01:27:05,735 --> 01:27:08,966 Kip, bust a move. 1123 01:27:19,682 --> 01:27:21,650 Oh, hell no. 1124 01:27:21,717 --> 01:27:24,311 You and your boyfriend can take that good bitch, bad bitch routine... 1125 01:27:24,387 --> 01:27:26,321 and stick it right up your snutzy. 1126 01:27:26,389 --> 01:27:29,688 - Snutzy? - Okay. 1127 01:27:29,759 --> 01:27:31,693 Terrified to ask what my snutzy is. 1128 01:27:31,761 --> 01:27:33,626 I'll tell ya. 1129 01:27:33,696 --> 01:27:36,062 And he's not my boyfriend. 1130 01:27:36,132 --> 01:27:38,965 He's probably gonna have security drag me out of the building in 10 seconds. 1131 01:27:47,343 --> 01:27:49,277 What do you guys need? 1132 01:27:49,345 --> 01:27:52,974 It's not what. It's who. 1133 01:28:01,791 --> 01:28:04,783 - Why are you smashing Legos? - These are a lie. 1134 01:28:06,062 --> 01:28:08,155 They teach you that life's all fun... 1135 01:28:08,230 --> 01:28:10,425 and you can make anything you want. 1136 01:28:10,499 --> 01:28:12,797 But you can't really make anything you want. 1137 01:28:14,737 --> 01:28:18,070 You just get old, boring and fat. 1138 01:28:23,179 --> 01:28:25,170 How did you find me? 1139 01:28:28,050 --> 01:28:30,883 It's the only bar in town with a B.M.X. bike parked in front. 1140 01:28:33,255 --> 01:28:37,419 Justin, I'm sorry I ran out the other day. 1141 01:28:37,493 --> 01:28:39,688 I'm sorry it's because of Kip. 1142 01:28:39,762 --> 01:28:41,889 But if you let the Funky Fresh Boyz down- 1143 01:28:41,964 --> 01:28:44,558 I let 'em down by draggin' 'em into this! 1144 01:28:44,633 --> 01:28:47,761 Winning a break-dancing contest is a stupid kid's dream! 1145 01:28:47,837 --> 01:28:51,898 You have to work to make money, the way adults do. 1146 01:28:51,974 --> 01:28:54,670 Like, in an office. 1147 01:28:54,744 --> 01:28:57,474 Like, doin' office things. 1148 01:28:57,546 --> 01:28:59,514 Like, making copies... 1149 01:28:59,582 --> 01:29:02,244 and... not of your butt. 1150 01:29:02,318 --> 01:29:04,582 Justin... 1151 01:29:04,653 --> 01:29:07,816 maybe it is a kid's dream. 1152 01:29:07,890 --> 01:29:11,792 But I love you because you're a kid. 1153 01:29:11,861 --> 01:29:16,730 Everyone I know only cares about trying to show how adult they are. 1154 01:29:16,799 --> 01:29:20,132 Except for you. 1155 01:29:21,270 --> 01:29:24,706 And that's the most beautiful part about you. 1156 01:29:27,676 --> 01:29:29,610 And your friends... 1157 01:29:29,678 --> 01:29:33,114 the ones who never give up on you... 1158 01:29:33,182 --> 01:29:34,945 they need you. 1159 01:29:39,155 --> 01:29:41,316 Almost as much as I do. 1160 01:29:42,525 --> 01:29:44,459 You want another one of these? 1161 01:29:44,527 --> 01:29:46,927 Can I have a Shirley Temple? 1162 01:29:53,736 --> 01:29:57,001 To go. 1163 01:29:59,575 --> 01:30:02,635 - It's the final battle. - Yeah! 1164 01:30:09,885 --> 01:30:11,819 And here it goes. 1165 01:30:11,887 --> 01:30:14,617 Iced Cole Krew... 1166 01:30:14,690 --> 01:30:17,318 versus- and I don't know how they're still here- 1167 01:30:17,393 --> 01:30:21,762 - but the Funky Fresh Boyz. - Yeah! 1168 01:30:21,831 --> 01:30:23,958 All right! Let's go! 1169 01:30:31,607 --> 01:30:34,098 Well, if it isn't Larry, Curly and Homo. 1170 01:30:36,278 --> 01:30:40,408 The final battle begins in three, two- 1171 01:30:40,483 --> 01:30:43,884 Wait! 1172 01:30:43,953 --> 01:30:46,217 Wait! 1173 01:30:46,288 --> 01:30:48,483 - Justin. - Justin. 1174 01:30:48,557 --> 01:30:51,822 Well, look what the '80s dragged in, folks. 1175 01:30:51,894 --> 01:30:54,294 Kip, hold up. Um, we're gonna need to make a substitution. 1176 01:30:54,363 --> 01:30:57,992 Oh, sorry. Rules is rules. Uh, you gotta dance with the ones you brought. 1177 01:30:58,067 --> 01:31:01,728 - Let him dance! - Shut up, Jen. 1178 01:31:01,803 --> 01:31:03,737 Yeah! Let him dance! Let him dance! 1179 01:31:03,805 --> 01:31:07,798 Let him dance! Let him dance! 1180 01:31:07,875 --> 01:31:10,844 Let him dance! Let him dance! 1181 01:31:10,912 --> 01:31:16,483 Let him dance! Let him dance! 1182 01:31:16,551 --> 01:31:18,576 - Let him dance! - All right. Okay. 1183 01:31:18,653 --> 01:31:21,213 Let him dance! Let him dance! 1184 01:31:21,289 --> 01:31:24,224 Okay. All right. All right. All right! 1185 01:31:24,292 --> 01:31:27,728 All right! All right! 1186 01:31:27,795 --> 01:31:30,320 All right. Awesome. 1187 01:31:30,398 --> 01:31:32,992 But it's actually up to Cole. 1188 01:31:33,067 --> 01:31:34,534 Cole. 1189 01:31:34,602 --> 01:31:36,263 What's up, Chicken Little? 1190 01:31:38,740 --> 01:31:40,674 All right. Don't worry. I got this. 1191 01:31:40,742 --> 01:31:42,676 We can't risk it. 1192 01:31:42,744 --> 01:31:44,678 Just trust me, all right? 1193 01:31:48,316 --> 01:31:51,547 Let him dance, yo. 1194 01:31:51,619 --> 01:31:53,553 Go show 'em, Justin. 1195 01:31:53,621 --> 01:31:56,215 Yes. 1196 01:32:05,166 --> 01:32:07,828 Yeah! Yeah! 1197 01:32:07,902 --> 01:32:09,927 Yeah! 1198 01:32:10,004 --> 01:32:12,768 I knew you were gonna make it! I knew you'd make it! 1199 01:32:12,840 --> 01:32:14,774 Come here! Come on! 1200 01:32:16,711 --> 01:32:19,271 Huddle up, guys. When we were kids... 1201 01:32:19,347 --> 01:32:22,282 rap was all about food and girls and fun stuff. 1202 01:32:22,350 --> 01:32:25,319 Now times have changed. Now rap is all about... 1203 01:32:25,386 --> 01:32:30,050 - puttin' wheels on your cars and slappin' women. - Yeah. 1204 01:32:30,124 --> 01:32:32,820 But this stuff can still be fun. 1205 01:32:32,894 --> 01:32:36,421 So, let's- let's just have fun out there. 1206 01:32:36,497 --> 01:32:38,727 Okay, I got one thing to say. 1207 01:32:38,800 --> 01:32:43,328 Daniel-san, karate here, karate here- 1208 01:32:43,404 --> 01:32:45,770 - karate never here. - No, karate's not there. 1209 01:32:45,840 --> 01:32:49,207 - I'm sorry. I was aiming for your belt. - That's not karate. That's weird. 1210 01:32:49,277 --> 01:32:53,509 Ancient crane technique- if do right, no can defend. 1211 01:32:53,581 --> 01:32:55,674 Ay! 1212 01:32:57,318 --> 01:33:00,549 - What the hell does that mean? - Guys, come on. 1213 01:33:00,621 --> 01:33:04,489 This is the first step on the road to becoming... 1214 01:33:04,559 --> 01:33:07,653 whatever the hell we want. 1215 01:33:07,729 --> 01:33:13,159 - Homeboys forever. - Homeboys forever. 1216 01:33:13,234 --> 01:33:16,032 Funky Fresh Boyz! F.F.B.! 1217 01:33:16,104 --> 01:33:17,366 Yeah! 1218 01:33:17,438 --> 01:33:20,566 Iced Cole Krew, get to steppin'! 1219 01:33:20,641 --> 01:33:23,109 Mom, how'd you find me? 1220 01:33:23,177 --> 01:33:25,111 But they need me. 1221 01:33:25,179 --> 01:33:28,171 Justin, come on! 1222 01:33:33,788 --> 01:33:35,779 - Mom, this is important! - Justin... 1223 01:33:35,857 --> 01:33:38,587 this break-dancing thing has caused this family nothing but heartache. 1224 01:33:38,659 --> 01:33:40,627 It's time to grow up, Son. 1225 01:33:40,695 --> 01:33:43,687 You want me to be a grown-up and stop break-dancing? 1226 01:33:43,765 --> 01:33:46,632 That's fine. I respect that. 1227 01:33:46,701 --> 01:33:50,467 - But being a grown-up means making your own decisions. - Hey, come on! Justin! 1228 01:33:50,538 --> 01:33:54,736 The world don't move to the beat of just one drum. 1229 01:33:56,010 --> 01:33:59,673 What might be right for you may not be right for some. 1230 01:33:59,747 --> 01:34:04,343 - Justin! Come on, man! - Everybody's got a way to shine. 1231 01:34:04,418 --> 01:34:07,216 They'll have theirs... 1232 01:34:07,288 --> 01:34:09,882 you'll have yours... 1233 01:34:09,957 --> 01:34:12,391 and I'll have mine. 1234 01:34:12,460 --> 01:34:15,725 And together we'll be fine. 1235 01:34:17,465 --> 01:34:19,399 It takes different strokes. 1236 01:34:20,501 --> 01:34:22,969 Different strokes? 1237 01:34:23,037 --> 01:34:26,097 Different strokes to move the world. 1238 01:34:26,174 --> 01:34:28,108 You tear it up, Son. Okay? 1239 01:34:28,176 --> 01:34:30,940 You have a good time, have fun, and you pop a move. 1240 01:34:32,847 --> 01:34:35,338 All right. Just-Just... 1241 01:34:35,416 --> 01:34:37,441 go show those player-haters who's bad. 1242 01:34:37,518 --> 01:34:40,043 Thank you! 1243 01:34:40,121 --> 01:34:42,851 Let's jam! 1244 01:34:42,924 --> 01:34:45,017 Gonna bust a move. 1245 01:35:14,856 --> 01:35:16,915 Prince Def Rock! 1246 01:35:16,991 --> 01:35:19,983 - Chilly Chill. - P-P-P-Popcorn! 1247 01:35:20,061 --> 01:35:21,926 Rocket Shoe. 1248 01:35:24,131 --> 01:35:26,565 Funky Fresh Boyz! F.F.B.! 1249 01:36:06,874 --> 01:36:09,274 Yeah. 1250 01:36:14,615 --> 01:36:17,379 Whoo! 1251 01:36:21,222 --> 01:36:24,191 Whoo! 1252 01:36:41,609 --> 01:36:43,873 Whoo! 1253 01:37:03,497 --> 01:37:05,761 Watch how it's done, old man. Step aside. 1254 01:37:11,138 --> 01:37:14,369 I can do this. 1255 01:37:16,744 --> 01:37:18,939 Okay, well, maybe I can't. 1256 01:37:25,019 --> 01:37:28,284 I gotta do the move. 1257 01:37:28,356 --> 01:37:30,756 What you got? 1258 01:37:41,535 --> 01:37:44,095 No, not again, Justin! 1259 01:37:50,711 --> 01:37:52,804 Oh, my God! Justin! 1260 01:37:52,880 --> 01:37:54,973 Justin! No! 1261 01:38:08,229 --> 01:38:10,424 All right! 1262 01:38:18,406 --> 01:38:21,807 All right. For a hundred thousand dollars... 1263 01:38:21,876 --> 01:38:25,972 and a one-year contract with D-Zone Videos- 1264 01:38:26,047 --> 01:38:28,106 Iced Cole Krew! 1265 01:38:31,485 --> 01:38:33,248 They were so good. 1266 01:38:40,161 --> 01:38:42,755 Or the Funky Fresh- 1267 01:38:51,238 --> 01:38:53,468 My baby! 1268 01:38:53,541 --> 01:38:55,532 Yeah! Yeah! 1269 01:38:59,280 --> 01:39:03,046 No! 1270 01:39:04,218 --> 01:39:07,483 Funky Fart Phonies! 1271 01:39:10,791 --> 01:39:13,692 Oh, don't cry, Kip. Whoa! 1272 01:39:14,628 --> 01:39:17,358 You all right, dude? 1273 01:39:25,773 --> 01:39:28,901 He ruins... everything! 1274 01:39:28,976 --> 01:39:30,910 What? 1275 01:39:30,978 --> 01:39:35,312 He gives the girl I like a freakin' Garbage Pail Kid! 1276 01:39:35,382 --> 01:39:39,284 And I gotta wait 17 more years to get in her pants! 1277 01:39:43,324 --> 01:39:45,656 This is bullshit! 1278 01:39:45,726 --> 01:39:48,024 Me and you, Justin! 1279 01:39:48,095 --> 01:39:52,930 Last dance-off. You're gonna get served! 1280 01:39:53,000 --> 01:39:54,900 Man. Look at me, man. 1281 01:40:02,676 --> 01:40:05,543 Freakin' geek! 1282 01:40:07,748 --> 01:40:09,682 - Kip. Kip! - You're all sluts! 1283 01:40:09,750 --> 01:40:12,519 - Baby, calm down. - How many of you people even know you're alive? 1284 01:40:12,652 --> 01:40:15,120 Kipper. 1285 01:40:15,188 --> 01:40:17,281 Hey, hey, hey. It'll be fine. 1286 01:40:17,357 --> 01:40:20,690 His pasty white ass is not gonna be on your network for a year. 1287 01:40:22,195 --> 01:40:25,028 Oh. 1288 01:40:25,098 --> 01:40:27,532 Thanks, Bill. 1289 01:40:27,600 --> 01:40:29,932 He's gonna be on my network. You're fired. 1290 01:40:36,776 --> 01:40:38,835 You're firing me? 1291 01:40:38,912 --> 01:40:42,211 Kip? Kippin' it real? You're firing me? 1292 01:40:42,282 --> 01:40:44,807 What, are you freakin' retarded? 1293 01:40:44,884 --> 01:40:47,648 It's not nice to say retarded. 1294 01:40:49,722 --> 01:40:53,089 Hee-hee. 1295 01:40:56,729 --> 01:40:59,323 Did we win? 1296 01:40:59,399 --> 01:41:03,096 The worms in my brain say we win. 1297 01:41:05,171 --> 01:41:10,074 Get down with my bad- 1298 01:41:10,143 --> 01:41:12,270 Oh! Keep it real, Kip! 1299 01:41:18,718 --> 01:41:20,583 Girls. 1300 01:41:24,090 --> 01:41:26,991 We did it, baby! We did it! Here we go. Here we go. 1301 01:41:27,060 --> 01:41:29,995 - Yeah, yeah, show me the money! Show me the money! - Thank you. 1302 01:41:30,063 --> 01:41:32,054 Yeah! 1303 01:41:34,601 --> 01:41:38,662 Yeah! 1304 01:41:38,738 --> 01:41:42,868 Funky Fresh! Funky Fresh! Funky Fresh!