1 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:10,000 0 00: 00: 20,123 -> 00: 00: 35,123 2 00:00:36,750 --> 00:00:39,750 Okay, look, I can't believe that I'm really here... 3 00:00:39,750 --> 00:00:41,750 and that I will be able to see them in the flesh, 4 00:00:41,750 --> 00:00:45,750 because, like, Dujour is like most of my favorite bands of all time! 5 00:00:45,750 --> 00:00:47,750 Dujour! 6 00:00:47,750 --> 00:00:52,750 I just want to touch them... I don't care where I don't care where. 7 00:00:52,750 --> 00:00:55,750 I have all their trading cards and all their CDs, 8 00:00:55,750 --> 00:01:00,749 and all my equipment is from their clothing line, Dujour Couture. 9 00:01:00,749 --> 00:01:06,749 I mean, straight love '- me, just, you know, like a brother. 10 00:01:06,749 --> 00:01:10,750 Oh, God! They are here! 11 00:02:18,748 --> 00:02:22,747 We are here exclusively on asphalt as the Dujour head band of their world tour. 12 00:02:22,747 --> 00:02:26,747 A year ago, have you ever imagined number one song, the number one requested video? 13 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:29,748 We're number one with bullets, babies, comin 'for you! 14 00:02:29,748 --> 00:02:32,747 Marco, there is a woman there - "Marry, Marco -" in a wedding dress. 15 00:02:32,747 --> 00:02:37,748 -Keep buyin 'notes, baby! -Please send it back to everyone in the studio? 16 00:02:37,748 --> 00:02:42,747 What's the matter, John? 17 00:03:02,746 --> 00:03:09,746 - Marco! 18 00:03:09,746 --> 00:03:12,746 All right, boy. We will land at Riverdale in half an hour. 19 00:03:12,746 --> 00:03:15,747 Then to Rise Riverdale and show Shine. 20 00:03:15,747 --> 00:03:18,746 Afternoon at the store gig at 8:00. Question? 21 00:03:18,746 --> 00:03:21,746 Yeah, Wyatt, why is my limited edition Coke able to have my beard with a... 22 00:03:21,746 --> 00:03:25,746 when everyone knows I'm shaving into a soul patch for the 'Don't Tell Your Papa' video? 23 00:03:25,746 --> 00:03:27,746 This is Wack wiggity-, Wyatt. You should be on top of this. 24 00:03:27,746 --> 00:03:30,746 No, what wiggity-Wack is Your damn monkey. Here we go with the monkey again. DJ. DJ with monkey. 25 00:03:30,746 --> 00:03:33,745 Yes, here we go again. First pooed incense in it. 26 00:03:33,745 --> 00:03:35,746 Then decide to sew on two small balls . And then pooed on my picture of Swami Mukananda. Did you explain this means people are Dujour cleanliness? 27 00:03:35,746 --> 00:03:38,746 28 00:03:38,746 --> 00:03:40,745 29 00:03:40,745 --> 00:03:42,745 30 00:03:42,745 --> 00:03:46,746 Maybe if you show Dr. Zaius respect right, Dr. Zaius will stop showing you 'feces! 31 00:03:46,746 --> 00:03:48,745 Gentlemen... -I'm going to kill you! 32 00:03:48,745 --> 00:03:52,745 OK! Now, this is enough. I will rip from your heart! 33 00:03:52,745 --> 00:03:56,745 Eye contact, contact hand. Eye, hands. 34 00:03:56,745 --> 00:04:00,745 We will talk to Coke about cans... 35 00:04:00,745 --> 00:04:04,745 and try and clean after the doctor, okay? 36 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:08,745 Okay? 37 00:04:08,745 --> 00:04:13,745 - Yo, man, I'm sorry. My bad. - All good. 38 00:04:13,745 --> 00:04:14,745 Wyatt? Yes? 39 00:04:14,745 --> 00:04:18,745 Can you maybe talk to Marco about him always doing my face? 40 00:04:18,745 --> 00:04:22,745 Do you remember in the video What set up - face? 41 00:04:22,745 --> 00:04:26,745 Since then, every time you see Marco, he does - face, and that is mine. 42 00:04:26,745 --> 00:04:29,744 You saw him at Carson TRL. "Hi," 43 00:04:29,744 --> 00:04:32,745 Look at him at our Kid's Choice Awards. "Here. Thank you." 44 00:04:32,745 --> 00:04:34,745 Then here is the cover of Seventeen magazine. 45 00:04:34,745 --> 00:04:36,744 "Hi, little girl? Beauty. Secret" 46 00:04:36,744 --> 00:04:39,744 This is my face. This is my face. 47 00:04:39,744 --> 00:04:41,744 Travis, me, uh - news of your face, 48 00:04:41,744 --> 00:04:44,744 Because - God forbid me either - your face does, this causes' - like a good face. 49 00:04:44,744 --> 00:04:50,744 Already! - Boys, boys, boys. 50 00:04:50,744 --> 00:04:53,744 - Wait! - Dujour means friendship. 51 00:04:53,744 --> 00:04:56,744 Thank you, Les. Now listen to me. 52 00:04:56,744 --> 00:05:00,743 Let's take a moment. 53 00:05:00,743 --> 00:05:06,743 When we land, I will call the choreographer, and he will give me a new face. 54 00:05:06,743 --> 00:05:12,744 - You're too bad Mama can't give a good face. - Take what is now back soon! 55 00:05:12,744 --> 00:05:14,743 -I'm sorry, Travis. Thank you. 56 00:05:14,743 --> 00:05:16,743 You can have a new face. 57 00:05:16,743 --> 00:05:21,744 - Dujour means family. - Dujour means teamwork. 58 00:05:21,744 --> 00:05:22,743 Teamwork. 59 00:05:22,743 --> 00:05:25,743 - So, how are we? Are we good? - Yes. 60 00:05:25,743 --> 00:05:27,743 - Are we happy? Happy? 61 00:05:27,743 --> 00:05:29,743 -Are we taking drugs? Speaking 62 00:05:29,743 --> 00:05:33,743 - Evil. -Yo, Wyatt, Wyatt, there's one more thing. 63 00:05:33,743 --> 00:05:36,743 Yes 64 00:05:36,743 --> 00:05:42,743 Well, we worked on a number of remixes from the last single, right? 65 00:05:42,743 --> 00:05:45,742 We hear like the background song is really weird. 66 00:05:45,742 --> 00:05:55,742 We want to know if you know what all that is. 67 00:06:03,742 --> 00:06:08,743 Gee. You know, I don't know what that is. 68 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:11,742 Where did it come from? 69 00:06:11,742 --> 00:06:17,741 -I mean, Wyatt, we just want answers. - The answer, I will give. 70 00:06:17,741 --> 00:06:20,742 I'll be back soon. 71 00:06:24,741 --> 00:06:30,742 Take Chevy for the embankment. 72 00:06:33,741 --> 00:06:36,741 Wow! Wow! 73 00:06:36,741 --> 00:06:40,741 Hey, that guy in the parachute looks like Wyatt. 74 00:06:40,741 --> 00:06:42,741 Oh yeah? Does he look like this? Or like? 75 00:06:42,741 --> 00:06:45,741 Already! - Break it up! 76 00:06:45,741 --> 00:06:48,741 - Dujour means a seat belt! 77 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:53,741 Dujour means the position crashes! 78 00:06:56,741 --> 00:07:01,741 Looks like we need to find a new band. 79 00:09:52,737 --> 00:09:58,736 Thank you. 80 00:09:58,736 --> 00:10:01,737 - Thank you, guys. - Real nice. 81 00:10:01,737 --> 00:10:05,736 Thanks for comin 'out. 82 00:10:05,736 --> 00:10:10,737 You're a big person. 83 00:10:10,737 --> 00:10:12,736 Okay, kids. We need to walk now... 84 00:10:12,736 --> 00:10:16,736 and your shoes. 85 00:10:16,736 --> 00:10:22,736 -So how do we do it? -Twenty dollars... rent shoes minus five dollars. 86 00:10:22,736 --> 00:10:25,736 Fifteen dollars. Each. 87 00:10:25,736 --> 00:10:30,736 Five dollars. 88 00:10:30,736 --> 00:10:33,736 All things considered, I will say this is our best show yet. 89 00:10:33,736 --> 00:10:36,735 We only need to build following. 90 00:10:40,736 --> 00:10:43,735 Look, cheap has a rock show, and nobody comes. 91 00:10:43,735 --> 00:10:47,736 Are you all coordinates before you leave home, 92 00:10:47,736 --> 00:10:48,736 or do you use the same thing as an accident? 93 00:10:48,736 --> 00:10:52,735 At least we don't wear stupid rabbit ears. 94 00:10:52,735 --> 00:10:55,735 They are not bunny. They are leopards. 95 00:10:55,735 --> 00:10:57,736 And they are not stupid. They are special. 96 00:10:57,736 --> 00:11:04,735 - We are special. - Yeah, specifically... ed. 97 00:11:04,735 --> 00:11:08,735 Enjoy the gutter, Josie. You will play there forever. 98 00:11:23,734 --> 00:11:28,735 Hey. Hey, come on. 99 00:11:28,735 --> 00:11:32,734 Who is a rock star? 100 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:36,735 Who is a rock star? I. 101 00:11:36,735 --> 00:11:40,734 That's right. There you go. 102 00:12:15,734 --> 00:12:19,733 Lookin 'good, McCoy! 103 00:12:23,734 --> 00:12:27,733 Alan M, anyone goin 'on? 104 00:12:27,733 --> 00:12:32,732 Uh, uh, the truck died. 105 00:12:32,732 --> 00:12:34,733 Josie 106 00:12:34,733 --> 00:12:37,733 # Am I busting carburetor # 107 00:12:37,733 --> 00:12:41,732 # Overload alternator # 108 00:12:41,732 --> 00:12:43,733 Directly at any time. 109 00:12:43,733 --> 00:12:49,732 - # Gas pedal misused # Good. 110 00:12:49,732 --> 00:12:54,733 You can't drive up when it's hot outside. I said. 111 00:12:54,733 --> 00:12:58,732 You don't deserve this truck either. You really take it for granted. 112 00:12:58,732 --> 00:13:02,733 # I want the truck to be given # 113 00:13:02,733 --> 00:13:07,732 # He said I took my truck for granted # 114 00:13:07,732 --> 00:13:10,732 Um, Jose? 115 00:13:11,732 --> 00:13:13,732 Is, uh - 116 00:13:13,732 --> 00:13:16,732 Have you ever wanted to tell someone something, but - 117 00:13:16,732 --> 00:13:20,731 but you are not sure if you have to, you know? 118 00:13:20,731 --> 00:13:22,732 yeah 119 00:13:22,732 --> 00:13:29,731 Because you don't know what their reaction might be or if it's the right thing? 120 00:13:29,731 --> 00:13:33,732 You have to tell them. You must always tell them. 121 00:13:33,732 --> 00:13:37,731 Because there are people at work, 122 00:13:37,731 --> 00:13:40,732 and he just smells, you know? 123 00:13:40,732 --> 00:13:43,731 A man? Yeah. 124 00:13:43,731 --> 00:13:46,731 -Bau guys. -Oh, God, Josie, no, it doesn't just smell. 125 00:13:46,731 --> 00:13:52,731 I'm talking, like, hot, wet garbage on a sunny day. 126 00:13:52,731 --> 00:13:56,731 I think there is a problem. It's like a stadium bathroom or something. 127 00:13:56,731 --> 00:13:58,730 Nobody seems to want to say anything. 128 00:13:58,730 --> 00:14:01,731 I know you will say something though, right? 129 00:14:01,731 --> 00:14:05,731 Yeah. See, that's what I like about you. 130 00:14:05,731 --> 00:14:07,730 - We can only talk about things. That's what I'm here for, son. 131 00:14:07,730 --> 00:14:10,731 - That's cool. - Ah! 132 00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:19,731 Mmm! Good ramen. 133 00:14:19,731 --> 00:14:21,730 I don't think people know how far one pack can go. 134 00:14:21,730 --> 00:14:25,730 horn, horn. Who brought donuts? 135 00:14:25,730 --> 00:14:29,730 I hope you don't think that this will make you disappear for our performance. 136 00:14:29,730 --> 00:14:31,730 Of course we don't lose much. 137 00:14:31,730 --> 00:14:33,730 Nice management skills, brother. Build yourself a good fat group girl. 138 00:14:33,730 --> 00:14:36,730 Hello, Alexandra. Do you lose weight? 139 00:14:36,730 --> 00:14:40,730 Bite me, Bambi! Okay, Alexandra, why don't you wait in the car? 140 00:14:40,730 --> 00:14:42,730 -Create me, nose job. -Implan. 141 00:14:42,730 --> 00:14:45,729 -Penis - Ouch! Oh, sorry. 142 00:14:45,729 --> 00:14:47,730 That's the second time today, right? 143 00:14:47,730 --> 00:14:51,730 Ouch! Ouch. So, ladies, how do we arrange to leave? 144 00:14:54,729 --> 00:14:57,730 Hey, honey, I run a management company here. No I'm in all places at once. 145 00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,729 Isn't that cool though if you can? 146 00:15:00,729 --> 00:15:04,729 I can be here and there, 147 00:15:04,729 --> 00:15:07,730 and I can be in the living room... 148 00:15:07,730 --> 00:15:10,729 and in the family room and here! 149 00:15:10,729 --> 00:15:14,729 Alexander, you don't have other clients. Where else do you need it? 150 00:15:14,729 --> 00:15:19,729 On the streets, spreading the gospel of the cat. 151 00:15:19,729 --> 00:15:22,729 I'm out there working my butt off for you guys. 152 00:15:22,729 --> 00:15:24,728 I handed out leaflets. I work mass. 153 00:15:24,728 --> 00:15:27,729 Queue for Dujour tickets. 154 00:15:27,729 --> 00:15:30,729 This is for business. I - this, uh - 155 00:15:30,729 --> 00:15:34,728 Check the competition do. I don't like Dujour, like, it's Dujour. 156 00:15:34,728 --> 00:15:37,729 And I could go back in this room, and I could go in the closet! 157 00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:41,728 Hello? Eh. Do you want a demo recording from a cat? 158 00:15:41,728 --> 00:15:45,729 - Your phone doesn't even ring. - It's vibrating. 159 00:15:45,729 --> 00:15:48,728 - Um, so - so, yeah. I have to go now. - And then - 160 00:15:48,728 --> 00:15:51,728 Do you want it now? Okay yeah. So, I will see you later. 161 00:15:51,728 --> 00:15:54,728 Alright, I'm on it. You know he is lying. 162 00:15:54,728 --> 00:16:01,728 You know your flying is open. 163 00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:08,728 You know, you... suck! 164 00:16:08,728 --> 00:16:12,727 That's perfect. Even our manager wants to see another band. 165 00:16:12,727 --> 00:16:18,728 You guys, come here fast. 166 00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,727 Hi. I'm Serena Altschul with MTV News. 167 00:16:20,727 --> 00:16:23,728 We just received a confirmed report... 168 00:16:23,728 --> 00:16:26,727 that Dujour members pop sensations disappeared on their private jets today, 169 00:16:26,727 --> 00:16:29,727 missing from radar 40 miles east of Riverdale city. 170 00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:32,727 The authorities are still trying to determine the existence of the plane... 171 00:16:32,727 --> 00:16:35,727 and if there are survivors. 172 00:16:35,727 --> 00:16:38,727 Dujour's label, MegaRecords, is yet to release a statement, 173 00:16:38,727 --> 00:16:40,727 but they have released a limited edition set up warning box, 174 00:16:40,727 --> 00:16:44,727 complete with history of the Dujour CD ROM in the store tomorrow. 175 00:16:44,727 --> 00:16:46,727 They are poor boys. We will keep you posted for any further developments... 176 00:16:46,727 --> 00:16:50,726 in what seems to be another rock-and-roll tragedy. 177 00:16:50,726 --> 00:16:55,727 But they didn't say they were dead. They said they were missing. 178 00:16:55,727 --> 00:17:00,726 I think we collect money for a search party, and we have cake sales! 179 00:17:00,726 --> 00:17:05,727 Yes! 180 00:17:05,727 --> 00:17:08,726 Humans, who are so sad. 181 00:17:08,726 --> 00:17:13,726 Everything can be more in an instant. 182 00:17:13,726 --> 00:17:18,726 You know, but at least they have a recording contract. 183 00:17:18,726 --> 00:17:20,726 We can have a recording contract. 184 00:17:20,726 --> 00:17:24,726 It's just that we can't sit here waiting for that to happen. 185 00:17:24,726 --> 00:17:27,726 We have to make it happen. 186 00:17:27,726 --> 00:17:32,726 And do you know what? Life is short. 187 00:17:32,726 --> 00:17:35,726 And we - we are musicians, and that means... 188 00:17:35,726 --> 00:17:37,725 that we have to play music out there. 189 00:17:37,725 --> 00:17:40,726 We play, and we rock, but show nobody. 190 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:45,725 -No one cares. -I care. I do. And do you know what? 191 00:17:45,725 --> 00:17:49,725 When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade, and when it will be difficult - 192 00:17:49,725 --> 00:17:52,725 What's hard to make lemonade! 193 00:17:52,725 --> 00:17:54,725 Really... 194 00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:56,725 Good. We are all on the same page. 195 00:17:56,725 --> 00:18:00,725 Pack your bass. This way. 196 00:18:25,724 --> 00:18:30,725 -I live for pink shoes. -Yeah, they're much cooler than our red shoes. 197 00:18:30,725 --> 00:18:32,724 You guys, new red pink. 198 00:18:37,724 --> 00:18:39,724 Wyatt Frame. I'm with a label. 199 00:18:39,724 --> 00:18:43,724 I'm in town scouting new talent, and I wonder if anyone hears it worthy. 200 00:18:43,724 --> 00:18:47,723 I see cards, men, but I miss other things. 201 00:18:47,723 --> 00:18:49,724 Why don't you restart, while I change songs? 202 00:18:49,724 --> 00:18:54,724 No, wait! Play this. This is a new single from Dujour... 203 00:18:54,724 --> 00:18:58,724 recorded only a few days ago before... disappearance. 204 00:18:58,724 --> 00:19:01,724 I really want to test the reaction. 205 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:05,723 Good! 206 00:19:05,723 --> 00:19:09,724 Check this, you have! I, the world premiere of the last single ever... 207 00:19:09,724 --> 00:19:12,723 from the end, great Dujour is only for all of you in the shop. 208 00:19:12,723 --> 00:19:14,723 Check this. 209 00:19:27,723 --> 00:19:29,723 This is the best! 210 00:19:29,723 --> 00:19:32,723 I like this song! That's the best ever. 211 00:19:32,723 --> 00:19:35,722 If I don't buy it, everyone will hate me. Totally! 212 00:19:35,722 --> 00:19:38,723 And, I also want orange shoes. Yeah! 213 00:19:38,723 --> 00:19:41,723 Orange shoes are much cooler than stupid pink shoes. 214 00:19:41,723 --> 00:19:44,722 You guys, orange is a new pink! 215 00:19:44,722 --> 00:19:49,723 I'm sick of Reebok sweating. I need to sweat Puma. 216 00:19:49,723 --> 00:19:51,722 And I have to buy six-pack Zima. 217 00:19:51,722 --> 00:19:56,723 Dude, you don't drink. I think I have to start. 218 00:19:56,723 --> 00:20:01,722 Yes, I think they responded that it was actually very good. 219 00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:03,722 I think that the song sucks. 220 00:20:03,722 --> 00:20:06,722 I plug my ears when garbage like that comes on. 221 00:20:06,722 --> 00:20:09,722 Really? Everyone seems like that. 222 00:20:09,722 --> 00:20:15,722 That's because they are mindless drones who will swallow whatever you say they are cold. 223 00:20:15,722 --> 00:20:20,722 Oh, I see. Wow! You are real free thinker right? 224 00:20:20,722 --> 00:20:23,721 I want to talk to you again. 225 00:20:23,721 --> 00:20:25,722 People in the recording industry, like me, 226 00:20:25,722 --> 00:20:28,722 always want to hear the opinions of people like you... 227 00:20:28,722 --> 00:20:31,721 to find out what we did wrong. 228 00:20:31,721 --> 00:20:35,722 Yes, right. How much time do you have? 229 00:20:35,722 --> 00:20:40,721 As much as you want. After you. 230 00:20:40,721 --> 00:20:42,721 It smells like a teenager's spirit. 231 00:20:42,721 --> 00:20:45,721 Now, this must be my lucky day. 232 00:20:45,721 --> 00:20:49,721 A real non-conformist. I'm so interested in hearing what else you have to say. 233 00:20:49,721 --> 00:20:53,721 Well, first of all, I don't understand - 234 00:20:53,721 --> 00:20:56,721 Wow, that's interesting. 235 00:20:56,721 --> 00:20:59,721 - Frame. - I am waiting. 236 00:20:59,721 --> 00:21:04,721 I'm going to that, Fiona... Will you not believe this place is a desert of culture. 237 00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:08,720 Stop making excuses and get your donkey back here with the band. 238 00:21:08,720 --> 00:21:12,721 Tomorrow. I'll have a new band for you first thing in the morning. I swear! 239 00:21:12,721 --> 00:21:17,720 Then you will still have a job - maybe. 240 00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:19,720 Just put this thing? Yeah. 241 00:21:22,721 --> 00:21:27,720 Okay, girl, here it is... Unplugged cats Let's hear it. 242 00:21:27,720 --> 00:21:31,720 One, two. One two Three! 243 00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:34,720 Wait, wait, wait. Hey. What do you think you are doing? 244 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:38,720 You can't play here. I have something to sell. They are new. They are oranges. 245 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:43,720 - Then? - So, see you. You are right - 246 00:21:43,720 --> 00:21:45,720 Who will come to my shop with you outside? 247 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:47,719 I last checked, this is a free country. 248 00:21:47,719 --> 00:21:54,720 What I checked, I called the last one from the police. 249 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:58,719 "Get your ass back here with the band." 250 00:21:58,719 --> 00:22:02,720 I want to see him move the donkey once, only once. 251 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:05,719 Like he really will call the police. 252 00:22:05,719 --> 00:22:08,719 Run away! 253 00:22:08,719 --> 00:22:12,719 This is impossible. 254 00:22:12,719 --> 00:22:15,719 Where can I find - 255 00:22:39,719 --> 00:22:44,000 Hello, Frame woman. Wyatt, MegaRecords. 256 00:22:48,719 --> 00:22:51,718 Girls, I can't say how happy I am to be sitting... 257 00:22:51,718 --> 00:22:54,718 on this table with a Pussy Hat. 258 00:22:54,718 --> 00:22:58,718 Cats. 259 00:22:58,718 --> 00:23:03,718 Yes, of course. Of course, that will explain why you don't wear anything. 260 00:23:03,718 --> 00:23:05,717 Hat. 261 00:23:05,717 --> 00:23:09,718 Okay, I speak on behalf of everyone on the label... 262 00:23:09,718 --> 00:23:13,717 when I said that we would be happy for you to log in with... MegaRecords. 263 00:23:13,717 --> 00:23:17,718 Whoa, wait, wait. Don't sign anything. Don't sign anything. 264 00:23:17,718 --> 00:23:21,717 - Who is this? - Alexander Cabot Ill I'm a cat 'manager. 265 00:23:21,717 --> 00:23:25,717 Really? In this case, you will be entitled to 15% of everything they make. 266 00:23:25,717 --> 00:23:29,717 -I'm his sister, Alexandra accent. Love. Thank you. 267 00:23:29,717 --> 00:23:32,717 I'm used to summer in continental kisses. A Fancy? 268 00:23:32,717 --> 00:23:34,717 Fancy mint candy? 269 00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:38,717 Wait a minute? You want our sign You have never heard us play. 270 00:23:38,717 --> 00:23:42,717 Oh! Oh oh. Forgive me. Forgive me. 271 00:23:42,717 --> 00:23:46,717 I think you are a rock band who wants to sign with a major label. I am bad. 272 00:23:46,717 --> 00:23:48,717 - No, no, no! Don't! 273 00:23:48,717 --> 00:23:53,716 No No. The number - I don't know it can happen this fast. 274 00:23:53,716 --> 00:23:58,717 Well, that's the music biz for you. If you wait to slow down, it might just go away. 275 00:23:58,717 --> 00:24:01,716 See what happened to the Beastie Boys. 276 00:24:01,716 --> 00:24:10,716 - But they are big stars. - I know. 277 00:24:10,716 --> 00:24:15,717 Excuse me. I have to - 278 00:24:15,717 --> 00:24:17,716 - Bathroom? - Yeah, me too. 279 00:24:17,716 --> 00:24:21,716 I leave before we leave you. Nice. 280 00:24:21,716 --> 00:24:23,715 You should always try to go to the bathroom before you leave home, 281 00:24:23,715 --> 00:24:26,716 even if you don't need to - 282 00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:30,716 Okay, this is crazy. 283 00:24:30,716 --> 00:24:33,715 Beeps. Gotta gloss. This will not hide the mustache. 284 00:24:33,715 --> 00:24:35,716 horn, horn. Alexander! 285 00:24:35,716 --> 00:24:37,716 I have to be here. This is the room lady. 286 00:24:37,716 --> 00:24:41,715 Nothing I haven't seen before. Does anyone have a change for tampons? 287 00:24:41,715 --> 00:24:45,716 I will be outside. 288 00:24:45,716 --> 00:24:47,715 Does anyone else think this is a little off? 289 00:24:47,715 --> 00:24:52,715 Like what? Like Wyatt's guy, one of them. 290 00:24:52,715 --> 00:24:55,715 Like how he ordered triple cappuccino and spooned out of all the foam. 291 00:24:55,715 --> 00:24:57,715 Why not just get espresso? 292 00:24:57,715 --> 00:25:01,715 Plus how does he keep folding napkins like he's afraid he doesn't have real friends? 293 00:25:01,715 --> 00:25:05,715 Only people want to use because he's a big music person. 294 00:25:05,715 --> 00:25:10,714 Yeah. But I talked further about the whole record contract. 295 00:25:10,714 --> 00:25:13,715 -This is super sudden. ID-1 formed 296 00:25:13,715 --> 00:25:18,714 But you said that. You said we had to go there and make things happen, and we did. 297 00:25:18,714 --> 00:25:22,715 I know. I just thought maybe we should think about this for a moment. 298 00:25:30,714 --> 00:25:34,714 Wow, Josie, how interesting you are. 299 00:25:34,714 --> 00:25:37,714 You will be able to go and make notes, and poor Alan M Wilil must stay behind... 300 00:25:37,714 --> 00:25:41,715 at Riverdale alone with me. 301 00:25:41,715 --> 00:25:44,714 I can't believe they let you take me to town with you. 302 00:25:44,714 --> 00:25:47,714 Shh. What? 303 00:25:47,714 --> 00:25:49,713 I have to tell them that you are my guitar technology, so - 304 00:25:49,713 --> 00:25:56,714 Guitar tech. Right. 305 00:25:56,714 --> 00:26:00,714 Do you know what? I still don't understand why you are here. 306 00:26:00,714 --> 00:26:03,714 - I'm here because I'm in a comic book. - What? 307 00:26:03,714 --> 00:26:05,713 None. 308 00:26:05,713 --> 00:26:08,713 Whoa! 309 00:26:08,713 --> 00:26:11,714 What's wrong, big butt? 310 00:26:11,714 --> 00:26:13,713 Shut up... 311 00:26:13,713 --> 00:26:17,713 Hey, you guys. Do you know how people always say that this is life? 312 00:26:17,713 --> 00:26:20,714 I think this is when they say it. 313 00:26:20,714 --> 00:26:22,713 - Private aircraft. Agreements. 314 00:26:22,713 --> 00:26:24,713 Glass coasters. 315 00:26:24,713 --> 00:26:27,713 Lots of cash. 316 00:26:27,713 --> 00:26:30,713 Scratch it. We are still poor. 317 00:26:30,713 --> 00:26:36,712 -Sorry? Wait a minute. - # I want to know why you - # 318 00:26:36,712 --> 00:26:38,712 Yes 319 00:26:38,712 --> 00:26:42,713 At least I don't think I need this anymore. 320 00:26:42,713 --> 00:26:45,712 Riverdale passed Muni bus. 321 00:26:45,712 --> 00:26:50,713 Guys, do you know what? We have the only bus passed with three people in the picture. 322 00:26:50,713 --> 00:26:54,712 It's not my fault you two jumped in my hand. 323 00:26:54,712 --> 00:26:58,713 Okay, no, you two jumped in my hand. 324 00:26:58,713 --> 00:27:01,712 We must continue this. 325 00:27:01,712 --> 00:27:03,712 Reminds us where we came from. 326 00:27:03,712 --> 00:27:08,712 Hey, listen, let's promise everything else... 327 00:27:08,712 --> 00:27:10,712 here and now, okay? 328 00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:15,711 No matter what happens - If we become big stars... 329 00:27:15,711 --> 00:27:20,712 end or if we go through to return to Riverdale, 330 00:27:20,712 --> 00:27:27,712 we will always be friends of the first and second bands. 331 00:27:27,712 --> 00:27:31,711 - First friend. -First friend. 332 00:27:31,711 --> 00:27:33,711 -I swear on the bus I passed? -I swear on the bus I graduated. 333 00:27:40,711 --> 00:27:45,711 Don't worry, Lex. We won't have problems with girls. 334 00:27:45,711 --> 00:27:47,711 "Oh, no. 335 00:29:26,709 --> 00:29:30,708 Gosh. This is very big. 336 00:29:30,708 --> 00:29:34,709 Oh, this is just the beginning. 337 00:29:34,709 --> 00:29:38,708 Are you sure you have to put the one up? 338 00:29:38,708 --> 00:29:41,709 I mean, we haven't even recorded anything yet. 339 00:29:41,709 --> 00:29:45,708 What if you don't like it? 340 00:29:45,708 --> 00:29:47,708 What if no one likes it? 341 00:29:47,708 --> 00:29:58,708 Don't worry. If you screw, we will only make other people there. 342 00:29:58,708 --> 00:30:00,707 -Hey, Wyatt? Hmm? 343 00:30:00,707 --> 00:30:02,708 They have our name wrong. Hmm? 344 00:30:02,708 --> 00:30:04,708 We're not Josie and cats. 345 00:30:04,708 --> 00:30:08,707 We are just cats. Oh, no, singer Josie. 346 00:30:08,707 --> 00:30:11,708 People need someone ahead to identify with me. Trust. 347 00:30:11,708 --> 00:30:15,707 Our study shows that bands have the words "and" in the title... 348 00:30:15,707 --> 00:30:18,707 sells twice as many records as people who don't. 349 00:30:18,707 --> 00:30:21,708 What about the Beatles or the Rolling Stones? 350 00:30:21,708 --> 00:30:24,707 Yes, if you want to investigate, of course, obviously. 351 00:30:24,707 --> 00:30:27,707 Yes, yes, but, come on. 352 00:30:27,707 --> 00:30:31,707 Are you more interested in a band called just a cat, 353 00:30:31,707 --> 00:30:36,707 or are you more likely to buy a CD or read comics... 354 00:30:36,707 --> 00:30:40,707 or watching cartoons or going and seeing a movie about a trio of luscious women... 355 00:30:40,707 --> 00:30:44,707 called Josie and cat? 356 00:30:44,707 --> 00:30:46,707 Hmm? It doesn't have a good ring for that. 357 00:30:46,707 --> 00:30:54,706 Oh, yes. 358 00:30:54,706 --> 00:30:57,706 Hey! 359 00:30:57,706 --> 00:30:59,707 Oh, so sorry, Valerie has. I don't know you're not here. 360 00:30:59,707 --> 00:31:06,706 Ha, ha. Come on 361 00:31:06,706 --> 00:31:15,706 More coasters. 362 00:31:15,706 --> 00:31:18,706 What am I saying, Fiona? That can't be better. 363 00:31:18,706 --> 00:31:23,706 Imagine Christina Aguliera three times except one of them is extraordinary... 364 00:31:23,706 --> 00:31:25,706 or another KLT with two white chickens... 365 00:31:25,706 --> 00:31:27,706 or, um, Hole! 366 00:31:27,706 --> 00:31:30,706 Wyatt, I got it without a stupid analogy. 367 00:31:30,706 --> 00:31:32,706 Put them in the studio tomorrow. We will talk later. 368 00:31:32,706 --> 00:31:34,705 The FBI is here with some foreigners. I have to give them a tour. 369 00:31:34,705 --> 00:31:37,706 - You will not be disappointed. - I'd better not. 370 00:31:37,706 --> 00:31:42,705 We can't get Dujour disaster anymore. 371 00:31:42,705 --> 00:31:44,705 Welcome. 372 00:31:44,705 --> 00:31:48,706 I'm sure you're wondering why Agent Kelly and the United States government... 373 00:31:48,706 --> 00:31:51,705 will be very interested in what appears to be a record company. 374 00:31:51,705 --> 00:32:22,704 Well, I will show you why. 375 00:32:22,704 --> 00:32:26,705 This... is what our operation really is. 376 00:32:26,705 --> 00:32:28,704 Blue is a new orange. 377 00:32:28,704 --> 00:32:32,704 This is where it starts - with mode, mode, 378 00:32:32,704 --> 00:32:34,705 product placement. 379 00:32:34,705 --> 00:32:39,704 From the command center, we control the most influential population demographics. 380 00:32:39,704 --> 00:32:44,704 We decided everything - from what clothes in style to slang in fashion. 381 00:32:44,704 --> 00:32:49,704 Feather tank tops, matching pants. A kind of Chicken Run Buffy meets. 382 00:32:49,704 --> 00:32:51,704 Fur is new rhinestones. 383 00:32:51,704 --> 00:32:53,703 A new word for cool will be "vest", "like, 384 00:32:53,703 --> 00:32:55,704 "Dude, it's a vest" That's. It's "Dirty. This is the center of all trends. 385 00:32:55,704 --> 00:32:58,704 We turn your world into one of the commercial TV giants. 386 00:32:58,704 --> 00:33:02,703 But how, you might ask, can Of course these children are very effective? 387 00:33:02,703 --> 00:33:08,703 Of course these kids have brains like Play-Doh, just waiting for black to be given shape, 388 00:33:08,703 --> 00:33:14,704 but something else must happen, right? 389 00:33:14,704 --> 00:33:18,703 Chinese know what I'm talking about . 390 00:33:18,703 --> 00:33:20,703 To answer some of your questions, 391 00:33:20,703 --> 00:33:24,703 392 00:33:24,703 --> 00:33:27,703 we have produced an educational short film. 393 00:33:27,703 --> 00:33:31,702 Lights! 394 00:33:31,702 --> 00:33:35,703 Hello. I'm Eugene Levy, 395 00:33:35,703 --> 00:33:37,703 and, yes, I'm an actor. 396 00:33:37,703 --> 00:33:39,702 And, I said cappuccino. 397 00:33:39,702 --> 00:33:42,703 I'm here to talk to you about something very important. 398 00:33:42,703 --> 00:33:45,703 No, this is not about me or my career. 399 00:33:45,703 --> 00:33:48,702 I'm here to talk about rock music subliminal messages and roll... 400 00:33:48,702 --> 00:33:52,703 or because this is only known in some cultures - rock music. 401 00:33:52,703 --> 00:33:56,702 For years the government has been forcing teenagers wisely... 402 00:33:56,702 --> 00:34:00,702 to buy products they usually don't just want to get their money. 403 00:34:00,702 --> 00:34:02,702 Fact: Children don't have to pay bills. 404 00:34:02,702 --> 00:34:04,702 Fact: They don't pay taxes, 405 00:34:04,702 --> 00:34:07,702 but they are baby-sitting and hold-minimum wage jobs... 406 00:34:07,702 --> 00:34:13,702 they can get lumps as thick as cash, well, my body works. 407 00:34:13,702 --> 00:34:16,702 But these kids aren't stupid at the moment. 408 00:34:16,702 --> 00:34:19,701 They won't buy anything. 409 00:34:19,701 --> 00:34:23,702 That's why the government has planted subliminal small advertising advice... 410 00:34:23,702 --> 00:34:25,701 in rock music today. 411 00:34:25,701 --> 00:34:29,701 The result? We can now get children to buy anything. 412 00:34:29,701 --> 00:34:32,702 We can have them pursue new trends every week, 413 00:34:32,702 --> 00:34:34,701 and that is good for the economy. 414 00:34:34,701 --> 00:34:37,701 What is good for the economy that is good for the country. 415 00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:40,702 So God bless the United States, 416 00:34:40,702 --> 00:34:46,701 the most ass-kickin 'country in the world. 417 00:34:46,701 --> 00:34:49,701 How do you control the rock band? 418 00:34:49,701 --> 00:34:52,701 What if they find out about hidden messages in their music? 419 00:34:52,701 --> 00:34:58,700 Ever wondered why so many rock stars die in airplane accidents? 420 00:34:58,700 --> 00:35:01,701 Drug overdose! 421 00:35:01,701 --> 00:35:03,701 We have been doing this for a long time. 422 00:35:03,701 --> 00:35:07,700 If they start to be too curious, our choices are limited. 423 00:35:07,700 --> 00:35:10,701 Bankruptcy, shocking scandal, religious conversion. 424 00:35:10,701 --> 00:35:14,700 We have created a very-value TV show... 425 00:35:14,700 --> 00:35:17,700 only to explain what happened to these people. 426 00:35:35,700 --> 00:35:37,700 Wow. 427 00:35:37,700 --> 00:35:40,700 Soft walls. 428 00:35:40,700 --> 00:35:44,699 We bring some equipment in. 429 00:35:44,699 --> 00:35:48,700 I consider it to your liking. 430 00:35:48,700 --> 00:35:50,700 They are brand new. 431 00:35:50,700 --> 00:35:54,699 I'm like this. It's got shiny buttons. 432 00:35:54,699 --> 00:35:58,700 No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. 433 00:35:58,700 --> 00:36:01,699 No, no, no, no, no. That we don't touch. 434 00:36:01,699 --> 00:36:04,699 This is only the most expensive piece of equipment in the studio. 435 00:36:04,699 --> 00:36:07,699 The Megasound 8000. 436 00:36:07,699 --> 00:36:11,699 Even though the name of the voice isn't fun, it's actually just a high-tech processor. 437 00:36:11,699 --> 00:36:14,699 How do you work? Why do you have to know that? 438 00:36:14,699 --> 00:36:19,699 What is this, a big secret or something? 439 00:36:19,699 --> 00:36:21,699 A big secret. Wyatt has a secret. 440 00:36:21,699 --> 00:36:25,699 This is no secret. Stop it I will tell you. I will show you. 441 00:36:25,699 --> 00:36:30,000 Playing a little something for me, right? 442 00:37:01,698 --> 00:37:09,698 Perfect! Now, this will only take a few moments. 443 00:37:09,698 --> 00:37:19,697 And now I will play again with Megasound. 444 00:37:19,697 --> 00:37:23,698 Is that us? 445 00:37:23,698 --> 00:37:25,697 That sounds like that - 446 00:37:25,697 --> 00:37:28,697 - I want a Big Mac. - What? 447 00:37:28,697 --> 00:37:30,697 Mel, you're vegetarian. 448 00:37:30,697 --> 00:37:34,697 I know, but suddenly I want one. Maybe on the way back to the hotel? 449 00:37:34,697 --> 00:37:37,697 Okay, as long as we can stop by too Foot Locker. 450 00:37:37,697 --> 00:37:40,697 I really want a pair of old-school Tretorns. 451 00:37:40,697 --> 00:37:44,697 Tretorns vest 'is the new Adidas. 452 00:37:44,697 --> 00:37:49,696 Ladies, now I have to drop again at Riverdale Mall, or are you ready to set a record? 453 00:37:49,696 --> 00:37:51,696 Come on! 454 00:38:12,696 --> 00:38:14,696 One, two. One two Three. 455 00:39:17,694 --> 00:39:19,695 This is the best CD ever! 456 00:39:19,695 --> 00:39:22,695 Yeah, and I want some Gatorade. Gatorade is the new Snapple! 457 00:40:58,692 --> 00:41:01,692 - This must be a typo. 458 00:41:01,692 --> 00:41:06,692 - Yea! Wait 459 00:41:06,692 --> 00:41:17,692 Do others think it's a bit strange that all this happens in a week? 460 00:41:17,692 --> 00:41:19,692 No! 461 00:41:33,692 --> 00:41:36,691 Who are you? 462 00:41:36,691 --> 00:41:39,691 We know them! 463 00:41:39,691 --> 00:41:42,692 Eww! We! 464 00:41:42,692 --> 00:41:48,691 Oh, God! We love you. We are like your biggest fans! 465 00:41:48,691 --> 00:41:50,691 - No, you don't. You hate us. Are you crazy? 466 00:41:50,691 --> 00:41:53,691 Josie and cats are our favorite new bands of all time! 467 00:41:53,691 --> 00:41:57,691 Josie and the cat are new Dujour! 468 00:41:57,691 --> 00:42:02,691 Want to see a Pussycat tattoo? Look at that! 469 00:42:02,691 --> 00:42:07,690 That's too weird. 470 00:42:07,690 --> 00:42:10,690 Strange? What's the use of being famous... 471 00:42:10,690 --> 00:42:14,691 if the person you hate in middle school doesn't want to lick your ass? 472 00:42:14,691 --> 00:42:16,690 You are lucky. 473 00:42:16,690 --> 00:42:21,691 Most people have to wait until ten years for their reunion for things like revenge. 474 00:42:21,691 --> 00:42:25,690 You just have to get used to people throwing yourself at you. 475 00:42:25,690 --> 00:42:28,690 And, talking about throwing, 476 00:42:28,690 --> 00:42:33,690 Fiona, head of MegaRecords, is having a big party tonight to honor you, 477 00:42:33,690 --> 00:42:37,690 celebration of all things Josie. 478 00:42:37,690 --> 00:42:41,690 - Um, Wyatt? Hmm? 479 00:42:41,690 --> 00:42:46,689 - Can I not get it? - Oh, the weird one. 480 00:42:46,689 --> 00:42:49,689 Why didn't you come too? There is always room for one more. 481 00:42:49,689 --> 00:42:51,690 How about us? No 482 00:42:51,690 --> 00:42:56,689 Wow. A party. That's, um - 483 00:42:56,689 --> 00:43:01,689 That's, uh - It's kind of cold. 484 00:43:01,689 --> 00:43:06,689 But is it "cool type" as playing the stadium concert itself? 485 00:43:06,689 --> 00:43:09,689 Oops! I promise Fiona he can tell you. Shit. 486 00:43:09,689 --> 00:43:13,689 We play stadium concerts? This weekend. 487 00:43:13,689 --> 00:43:17,688 Don't we maybe play some small clubs first? 488 00:43:17,688 --> 00:43:19,689 Maybe doing some shows in Europe below. A Build. 489 00:43:19,689 --> 00:43:22,689 You have followed. Really, "J." 490 00:43:22,689 --> 00:43:25,688 I won't send you out there if I don't think you can give. 491 00:43:25,688 --> 00:43:28,689 That will only make me look bad. But this is the whole agreement: 492 00:43:28,689 --> 00:43:31,689 -View web cast pay simultaneous, live streaming video, 493 00:43:31,689 --> 00:43:35,688 millions of small people pay good money just to watch you. 494 00:43:35,688 --> 00:43:38,689 Well, I'm sure your bandmates are happy. 495 00:43:38,689 --> 00:43:42,688 Right, Melly-Mel. Our first? Concert ever Thank you, Wyatt. 496 00:43:42,688 --> 00:43:44,688 Don't thank me. Thank Fiona. 497 00:43:44,688 --> 00:43:48,688 This is a washing machine idea. This is part of the plan for you from the start. 498 00:43:48,688 --> 00:43:52,688 Operation Big Concert, 499 00:43:52,688 --> 00:43:55,688 where we finally take something to the next level. 500 00:43:55,688 --> 00:44:00,688 When Josie and the cat played their stadium concerts, all the children were in the audience, 501 00:44:00,688 --> 00:44:03,688 and those who watch at home, WilI must buy this. 502 00:44:03,688 --> 00:44:07,688 This is the debut of the DX 3-surround sound, 503 00:44:07,688 --> 00:44:11,688 a new technology that makes music feel like it's happening around you, 504 00:44:11,688 --> 00:44:13,687 Like 3-D. 505 00:44:13,687 --> 00:44:18,688 Gentlemen, demonstration. 506 00:44:18,688 --> 00:44:22,687 This is what children think they hear on the headset people. 507 00:44:22,687 --> 00:44:25,687 This is what they really heard. 508 00:44:25,687 --> 00:44:31,687 Corresponding Free will be too much exaggerated. Jump on. 509 00:44:31,687 --> 00:44:33,687 That's sound. I know that sound. It's, um - 510 00:44:33,687 --> 00:44:35,687 - It's Mr. Moviefone. Yes 511 00:44:35,687 --> 00:44:37,687 He doesn't realize we are all tracks. 512 00:44:37,687 --> 00:44:40,687 There is no place like Area 51. 513 00:44:40,687 --> 00:44:45,687 Excellent work, Fiona. These children will never know what happened to them. 514 00:44:45,687 --> 00:44:50,687 - And it won't be you. - Forgive me. What is that? 515 00:44:50,687 --> 00:44:53,686 - Huh? What? - You only say something. 516 00:44:53,686 --> 00:44:55,687 No, I don't. Yes, right. 517 00:44:55,687 --> 00:44:57,687 No, I don't. Yes, right. 518 00:44:57,687 --> 00:45:02,686 I said, "These children will never know what happened to them," and then you say, "And you won't." 519 00:45:02,686 --> 00:45:05,687 me? - We all hear you. 520 00:45:05,687 --> 00:45:09,686 Oh - Well - 521 00:45:09,686 --> 00:45:14,686 What I mean is, 522 00:45:14,686 --> 00:45:17,686 "And you won't." 523 00:45:17,686 --> 00:45:21,686 It means teenagers. 524 00:45:21,686 --> 00:45:23,686 I just emphasized my point. 525 00:45:23,686 --> 00:45:26,686 Oh. Oh, okay. Great. thanks. 526 00:45:26,686 --> 00:45:32,685 That's near me. I'm sorry? 527 00:45:32,685 --> 00:45:37,686 I will say, "That's... close... 528 00:45:37,686 --> 00:45:41,685 " To be really good when a....... 529 00:45:41,685 --> 00:45:44,686 between us. " 530 00:45:44,686 --> 00:45:52,686 Don't you think? Yeah, well, I guess. 531 00:45:52,686 --> 00:46:04,685 I have to go back to the Pentagon, so - 532 00:46:04,685 --> 00:46:08,685 Toni Tennille and l - we wrote all the songs together. 533 00:46:08,685 --> 00:46:12,685 The captain only plays the piano. 534 00:46:12,685 --> 00:46:17,684 That's my idea to have him wear that hat. 535 00:46:17,684 --> 00:46:23,685 I said, "How will you be captain if you don't wear a hat?" 536 00:46:23,685 --> 00:46:25,684 We did some beautiful music together though. 537 00:46:25,684 --> 00:46:30,684 Great song - What I'm responsible for most is... 538 00:46:30,684 --> 00:46:33,684 "Love Will Keep With Us." 539 00:46:33,684 --> 00:46:35,684 Well, guess what. Apparently not. 540 00:46:35,684 --> 00:46:40,684 Guess after a while, you know, they don't want to share the spotlight again. 541 00:46:40,684 --> 00:46:43,684 Sometimes things happen. 542 00:46:43,684 --> 00:46:45,684 I still remember, though, the Captain always said, 543 00:46:45,684 --> 00:46:51,684 "The band's first first friend..." 544 00:46:51,684 --> 00:46:54,684 I wish I had got the writin in '. 545 00:47:31,683 --> 00:47:33,683 "Oh, no. 546 00:47:43,682 --> 00:47:46,682 That's better. 547 00:47:58,683 --> 00:48:02,682 Oh, God, I'm very sorry. 548 00:48:02,682 --> 00:48:05,682 I really, really forgot. 549 00:48:05,682 --> 00:48:11,682 We have to go to this party to record with the label head. 550 00:48:11,682 --> 00:48:16,682 Why? - There is no. It just, uh - 551 00:48:16,682 --> 00:48:18,682 You look so, uh - 552 00:48:18,682 --> 00:48:21,682 You can't make me happy... They send this dress as long as I don't choose it. 553 00:48:21,682 --> 00:48:26,682 But I cut on the front, and I made a bracelet. 554 00:48:26,682 --> 00:48:28,682 It looks stupid, right? 555 00:48:28,682 --> 00:48:31,681 No, no, no. Not me - 556 00:48:31,681 --> 00:48:35,681 I just - I've never seen you - Wow! 557 00:48:35,681 --> 00:48:38,681 You finished the sentence. 558 00:48:38,681 --> 00:48:41,681 Is that good or wow wow bad? 559 00:48:41,681 --> 00:48:46,681 Oh, no, no. This, uh - It's a good wow. 560 00:48:46,681 --> 00:48:50,681 It's a - it's a - it's a really good wow. 561 00:48:50,681 --> 00:48:53,680 Thank you. 562 00:48:53,680 --> 00:48:57,681 -Actually, do you mind? There are - What thoughts? 563 00:48:57,681 --> 00:49:00,681 There are chain things that I don't really know. 564 00:49:00,681 --> 00:49:05,681 Oh, right. Right, um - Okay. 565 00:49:05,681 --> 00:49:08,681 Um... 566 00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:17,680 That's, um - it's here. 567 00:49:17,680 --> 00:49:22,680 A little complicated. 568 00:49:33,680 --> 00:49:39,680 Josie, are you ready? Open door. I hope I don't disturb anything. 569 00:49:39,680 --> 00:49:43,680 - Hey, Alec N, how does that depend? - Actually, Alan M. 570 00:49:43,680 --> 00:49:46,680 Yes, what's wrong with the start? That doesn't work for Sheila E. and it doesn't work for you. 571 00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:51,679 Josie, we don't want the hottest and most exclusive late party of the year. 572 00:49:51,679 --> 00:49:54,680 There is a free cable. 573 00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:57,679 Eh, Josie? 574 00:49:57,679 --> 00:50:01,679 Um, I'm wondering, dd-do you want to do something tomorrow? 575 00:50:01,679 --> 00:50:03,680 Yeah. When? 576 00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:06,679 -2: 00? -Nothing can do. Record E. 577 00:50:06,679 --> 00:50:09,679 - Oh. 1:30 3:00 - MTV. MSNBC. 578 00:50:09,679 --> 00:50:12,679 - 4:00. - 4:15. 579 00:50:12,679 --> 00:50:17,679 - 4:15. - Sales for young men with a future. 580 00:50:17,679 --> 00:50:20,678 Come on, Josie. There is a waiting limo ,. Goodnight Adam 12. 581 00:50:20,678 --> 00:50:22,679 - Trot on. - Actually, Alan M. 582 00:50:50,679 --> 00:50:53,678 Look at them looking at us. Nobody thinks I should be here. 583 00:50:53,678 --> 00:50:56,678 That's really what they think. 584 00:50:56,678 --> 00:50:59,677 Look at them looking at Josie. 585 00:50:59,677 --> 00:51:10,678 Nobody thinks I have to be here. That's what they think at all. 586 00:51:10,678 --> 00:51:14,677 Ladies and gentlemen, head of MegaRecords... 587 00:51:14,677 --> 00:51:16,677 and host of your party, Fiona. 588 00:51:27,677 --> 00:51:29,677 Isn't he extraordinary? 589 00:51:40,677 --> 00:51:43,677 I'm Fiona. Welcome to your party! 590 00:51:46,676 --> 00:51:50,677 It's enough to watch. Let's go be kids! 591 00:51:50,677 --> 00:51:53,676 This is my girly room. No boys are allowed. 592 00:51:53,676 --> 00:51:58,677 Come on, kids. Sit down We will gossip. 593 00:51:58,677 --> 00:51:59,677 Oh! 594 00:52:09,676 --> 00:52:11,676 Isn't he just cutest? 595 00:52:13,676 --> 00:52:15,676 She's pretty cute. 596 00:52:15,676 --> 00:52:18,676 Pringles! 597 00:52:18,676 --> 00:52:20,676 Pringles! Josie! 598 00:52:24,675 --> 00:52:25,675 Come on! 599 00:52:29,676 --> 00:52:31,676 Oh, I'm starving! 600 00:52:38,676 --> 00:52:41,675 I'm like a pig. 601 00:52:41,675 --> 00:52:43,675 N-No. No, you don't. 602 00:52:48,675 --> 00:52:52,675 So, Josie, what is your weight? Excuse me? 603 00:52:52,675 --> 00:52:55,676 Your weight! 118. 604 00:52:55,676 --> 00:52:58,675 Ha! 115. I am three pounds lighter than you. 605 00:53:00,675 --> 00:53:03,675 But don't worry about that. I think you look great. 606 00:53:03,675 --> 00:53:05,675 Tho is beautiful and popular. 607 00:53:05,675 --> 00:53:08,675 What did you say? 608 00:53:08,675 --> 00:53:11,674 None. I have a new thong that is quite popular. 609 00:53:11,674 --> 00:53:13,674 What is "thong"? 610 00:53:13,674 --> 00:53:15,675 The new thong. New Thingle. 611 00:53:15,675 --> 00:53:25,675 I'm Thor. I have thomething stuck in my teeth. 612 00:53:25,675 --> 00:53:28,674 Get it. 613 00:53:28,674 --> 00:53:33,674 So, who wants to establish France? 614 00:53:33,674 --> 00:53:36,674 Okay, so who else thinks that Fiona is weird? 615 00:53:36,674 --> 00:53:40,674 Oh, God. I'm really glad you said something, because as soon as you say its name, 616 00:53:40,674 --> 00:53:42,674 I have the most terrible sensation, 617 00:53:42,674 --> 00:53:47,674 Like this - cold ice cold creeps up my back. 618 00:53:47,674 --> 00:53:51,673 Oh, honey, it's because you're sitting at O. 619 00:53:51,673 --> 00:53:53,674 Oh. 620 00:53:56,674 --> 00:54:01,673 No, I still have shivering, you guys. 621 00:54:01,673 --> 00:54:05,674 Not O. It's it's. 622 00:54:05,674 --> 00:54:08,673 I don't know. What do you think, Val? 623 00:54:08,673 --> 00:54:12,674 Stuff It's definitely been... different since we left Riverdale. 624 00:54:18,673 --> 00:54:26,673 And, if you ask me, some things that feel like they have changed completely. 625 00:54:26,673 --> 00:54:28,673 - Wyatt. Hmm? 626 00:54:28,673 --> 00:54:31,673 I'm not like two cats. They ask questions, and it's dangerous. 627 00:54:31,673 --> 00:54:34,673 We can't take more risks. 628 00:54:34,673 --> 00:54:38,672 I'll get rid of them, have a new band by morning. 629 00:54:38,672 --> 00:54:40,672 Ooh! Think, Wyatt. 630 00:54:40,672 --> 00:54:45,672 We already sold half a million from Josie's ears for a big concert. 631 00:54:45,672 --> 00:54:50,672 Right. Yes. So we. So what do you mean? 632 00:54:50,672 --> 00:54:55,672 Keep Josie, and place two nosy little sleeping cats. 633 00:54:55,672 --> 00:55:00,673 Mmmm. 634 00:55:00,673 --> 00:55:04,672 I don't think Josie will play without her friends. 635 00:55:04,672 --> 00:55:08,672 Oh? I think we can persuade him. Mmm? 636 00:55:08,672 --> 00:55:11,672 Next, behind Music, 637 00:55:11,672 --> 00:55:15,672 Josie suffered a tragic loss. 638 00:55:41,671 --> 00:55:45,671 The city aquarium has more than 244 varieties of marine life. 639 00:55:45,671 --> 00:55:49,671 Josie, did I say, I have a concert tonight? 640 00:55:49,671 --> 00:55:51,671 -you doing? That is good! -Yeah, well, 641 00:55:51,671 --> 00:55:55,671 it's just this bar, but the manager - I play him my demo, 642 00:55:55,671 --> 00:55:58,671 and he said I could, like, almost half an hour full night. 643 00:55:58,671 --> 00:56:01,671 Do you think you might want to come, or - 644 00:56:01,671 --> 00:56:03,670 Yes, everyone. "Because I know you are busy and. Oh, God. Is that Josie? Where? Josie! 645 00:56:03,670 --> 00:56:06,670 Thank you. 646 00:56:24,670 --> 00:56:26,670 Yeah, no problem. 647 00:56:26,670 --> 00:56:29,670 How will I do this? Ap -What? 648 00:56:32,670 --> 00:56:36,670 I'm a girl from Riverdale, you know? I - 649 00:56:36,670 --> 00:56:39,670 I'm not a rock star. Jose, you've dreamed about your whole life. = What? 650 00:56:39,670 --> 00:56:43,669 I'm afraid. 651 00:56:43,669 --> 00:56:45,669 Don't. You have to believe in yourself. 652 00:56:45,669 --> 00:56:48,670 What if I can't? 653 00:56:48,670 --> 00:56:52,669 Then .. 654 00:56:52,669 --> 00:56:56,670 655 00:56:56,670 --> 00:56:58,669 656 00:56:58,669 --> 00:57:04,669 657 00:57:04,669 --> 00:57:07,669 658 00:57:07,669 --> 00:57:10,669 659 00:57:10,669 --> 00:57:14,668 then I guess I just have to trust you for you. 660 00:57:28,669 --> 00:57:30,668 Oh, wow. 661 00:57:30,668 --> 00:57:34,669 Oh, wow! 662 00:57:34,669 --> 00:57:37,668 So, what do you think we should open with concerts - 663 00:57:37,668 --> 00:57:41,668 'Spin Around', or maybe 'Come On'? 664 00:57:41,668 --> 00:57:44,669 Uh, I don't know. 665 00:57:44,669 --> 00:57:47,668 We can try Roli Active, Rolly wheels, 666 00:57:47,668 --> 00:57:50,668 but, honestly, I think the lyrics still need to work. 667 00:57:50,668 --> 00:57:53,668 What do you think? 668 00:57:53,668 --> 00:57:56,668 It's up to you. I mean, you boss. 669 00:57:56,668 --> 00:57:59,668 No, I don't. What's Val with you? 670 00:58:03,668 --> 00:58:07,668 Hello, girl! And how beautiful and talented in rock are most women - roll and? 671 00:58:07,668 --> 00:58:09,667 Eh? Don't you mean "woman"? 672 00:58:09,667 --> 00:58:12,668 Valerie, my dear, you must learn to receive praise. 673 00:58:12,668 --> 00:58:14,668 I mean, what will you do tonight when you go on TRL... 674 00:58:14,668 --> 00:58:18,667 Carson Daly and tells you how much he loves your music? 675 00:58:18,667 --> 00:58:21,667 Don't mean, what will Josie do? 676 00:58:21,667 --> 00:58:24,667 No, because he won't be there. We only book you and Melody. 677 00:58:24,667 --> 00:58:27,667 It's time for the world to get to know other cats. 678 00:58:27,667 --> 00:58:29,667 Will we be at TRL? Um, hmm. 679 00:58:29,667 --> 00:58:33,667 Can I touch Carson like? Anywhere you are. 680 00:58:33,667 --> 00:58:38,667 The record is in two hours, except, of course, you have a problem with this. 681 00:58:38,667 --> 00:58:41,667 Do you have a problem with this? 682 00:58:41,667 --> 00:58:45,667 No! I think you will have the right time. I like to show that. 683 00:58:45,667 --> 00:58:48,666 And - and you don't mind Mel and I leaving without you? 684 00:58:48,666 --> 00:58:51,667 Why? I don't care about that. 685 00:58:51,667 --> 00:58:53,667 Jose - 686 00:58:53,667 --> 00:58:56,666 Oh, I'm very sorry! 687 00:58:56,666 --> 00:59:00,667 I don't know what I'm thinking. Okay. 688 00:59:00,667 --> 00:59:04,666 Come on, kids. There are stylists and designers waiting in your room. 689 00:59:04,666 --> 00:59:08,666 And you have homework tonight. This is a remix of the next single. 690 00:59:08,666 --> 00:59:12,666 - I will be very curious to hear your thoughts. - Can it wait until tomorrow? 691 00:59:12,666 --> 00:59:16,666 It's just that Alan M is playing his first show tonight, and I want to get there early. 692 00:59:16,666 --> 00:59:20,666 Oh. Oh, I'm very sorry, Josie forgot. I'm telling you. 693 00:59:20,666 --> 00:59:24,666 Alan M called my office. They canceled the show. 694 00:59:24,666 --> 00:59:26,666 Yes, they have. - yes. 695 00:59:26,666 --> 00:59:28,665 Why doesn't he call me here? 696 00:59:28,665 --> 00:59:31,666 Um, I'm sure of him. In fact, 697 00:59:31,666 --> 00:59:34,665 I'm sure if you go to the front desk, there will be a message waiting for you. 698 00:59:34,665 --> 00:59:36,665 Sorry. 699 00:59:40,666 --> 00:59:45,665 Yes, there is a message waiting for you... now. 700 00:59:45,665 --> 00:59:47,665 I think I should call him. 701 00:59:47,665 --> 00:59:51,665 Um... he also said to say that he would not be available for several hours, 702 00:59:51,665 --> 00:59:56,665 and he will call you when he gets. 703 00:59:56,665 --> 01:00:01,665 - Everything in the message? - Eh, yes. Excuse me. 704 01:00:05,665 --> 01:00:08,665 Yes, that's all in the message. There are more? 705 01:00:08,665 --> 01:00:12,665 Who do you keep calling? 706 01:00:12,665 --> 01:00:15,664 I'm running a label here, Josephine. 707 01:00:15,664 --> 01:00:19,665 I have other artists who need me, other artists who need time, 708 01:00:19,665 --> 01:00:24,664 Other artists are not so difficult about putting in a little extra work. 709 01:00:24,664 --> 01:00:30,664 Your level of non-commitment makes me doubt the commitment of your commitment. 710 01:00:30,664 --> 01:00:33,664 So, you want to be a rock superstar, eh - 711 01:00:33,664 --> 01:00:35,664 Live big, big house, five cars? 712 01:00:35,664 --> 01:00:38,664 Now, you have to do time. 713 01:00:38,664 --> 01:00:42,664 If not, other people will, 714 01:00:42,664 --> 01:00:47,664 and you will be left to explain everything to Mel and Val. 715 01:00:47,664 --> 01:00:50,664 I am committed. 716 01:00:52,664 --> 01:00:54,663 I 717 01:00:54,663 --> 01:00:57,664 Yes, I hope so, honey. 718 01:00:57,664 --> 01:01:00,663 I hope so. 719 01:01:06,664 --> 01:01:10,663 - Val, we are on TRL! - Hey, look see! 720 01:01:13,663 --> 01:01:18,663 This is fake. 721 01:01:18,663 --> 01:01:24,662 Wow. this thing looks so different on TV. 722 01:01:24,662 --> 01:01:28,663 All these fake items? Where is everybody where is Carson? 723 01:01:28,663 --> 01:01:32,662 Yo, kittycats! How are you ladies' me? I'm Carson Daly. Welcome. 724 01:01:32,662 --> 01:01:35,663 You're not Carson Daly. 725 01:01:35,663 --> 01:01:39,663 What are you talking about? Of course I'm Carson Daly. Check the nails. 726 01:01:39,663 --> 01:01:42,662 You have to call me. I have a plan. 727 01:01:42,662 --> 01:01:46,663 Alright. Is everyone ready to start the event? 728 01:01:46,663 --> 01:01:50,662 - Oh, God, it's Carson! - Oh, God, it's Melody! 729 01:01:50,662 --> 01:01:53,662 Yo, man, you have to stop tryin 'to be me with nail things. 730 01:01:53,662 --> 01:01:57,662 -What are you saying, Daly A man? Can you not Carson? -No, that's not what I said '. 731 01:01:57,662 --> 01:02:00,662 It's just that I really am Carson Daly, so it doesn't work now. 732 01:02:00,662 --> 01:02:02,662 Who will break "I am gazoons," man? I'm Carson Daly. 733 01:02:02,662 --> 01:02:05,662 That's pretty good, man. Who else do you do? 734 01:02:05,662 --> 01:02:07,662 I'm Mike Tyson. I will take out your bite. 735 01:02:07,662 --> 01:02:13,662 Okay, what happened? Are you - Is this TRL or not? 736 01:02:13,662 --> 01:02:16,662 This is not TotaI Live Request. 737 01:02:16,662 --> 01:02:20,661 This is more like TotaI Dead Requests. 738 01:02:20,661 --> 01:02:24,662 Yes, you see, ladies, we only have one request for you today. And it kills. 739 01:02:24,662 --> 01:02:28,661 Carson says he will kill us. 740 01:02:28,661 --> 01:02:30,661 Such is the request. 741 01:02:30,661 --> 01:02:32,662 - All right, man, I got blonde. - He is not playing games. 742 01:02:32,662 --> 01:02:35,661 Leave! 743 01:03:13,660 --> 01:03:17,660 Um, this, uh - 744 01:03:17,660 --> 01:03:22,660 this next song is dedicated to, uh - 745 01:03:22,660 --> 01:03:24,660 a friend of mine. 746 01:03:24,660 --> 01:03:27,660 I kind of want to wait until he appears to play it, but I think he - 747 01:03:27,660 --> 01:03:31,660 Whoo-hoo! 748 01:03:31,660 --> 01:03:37,659 Um, the name of this song, uh, "Wish You Felt Same." "I want them to die Josie girls, alright? You get them nurses. I want them dead " 749 01:03:39,660 --> 01:03:40,660 I can't believe you're a murderer? 750 01:03:40,660 --> 01:03:44,660 - You look so good on TV! - Really? 751 01:03:47,659 --> 01:03:50,660 You know, I always think you're a bit hot. Too bad! 752 01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:56,659 - I always think you're a bit hot too yes you do it -what's your sign? -Scorpio. 753 01:03:56,659 --> 01:03:59,660 I'm a Cancer. 754 01:03:59,660 --> 01:04:02,659 Da cat. 755 01:04:02,659 --> 01:04:08,659 756 01:04:08,659 --> 01:04:12,659 757 01:04:12,659 --> 01:04:14,659 758 01:04:14,659 --> 01:04:17,658 759 01:04:17,658 --> 01:04:20,659 760 01:04:20,659 --> 01:04:23,659 Da cat. I have to kill. Good lawd! 761 01:04:23,659 --> 01:04:28,659 What was that? - That's Chris Rock. 762 01:04:28,659 --> 01:04:30,659 That's terrible Chris Rock. 763 01:04:30,659 --> 01:04:35,658 Why do you even bother to do medium impressions? You are not funny. 764 01:04:35,658 --> 01:04:38,659 Do you know who is cute Cosby? Bill. 765 01:04:38,659 --> 01:04:42,658 And he will kill you... 766 01:04:42,658 --> 01:04:45,658 after the spoon sticks to your pudding. 767 01:04:51,658 --> 01:04:54,658 No way! My favorite films are Lady and Tramp. 768 01:04:54,658 --> 01:04:57,658 When are dogs eating spaghetti and they share the same pieces? 769 01:04:57,658 --> 01:05:03,657 And the nose touches them! 770 01:05:03,657 --> 01:05:06,658 You know, if I'm not a key player in the whole... 771 01:05:06,658 --> 01:05:11,657 conspiracy to brainwash young Americans with pop music, 772 01:05:11,657 --> 01:05:13,657 Like, we really can date. 773 01:05:13,657 --> 01:05:16,658 - Do you think? O yes. 774 01:05:16,658 --> 01:05:20,657 You know, that would be really cool, like - 775 01:05:20,657 --> 01:05:24,657 Yes, right. Like ever going out with someone like you. 776 01:05:24,657 --> 01:05:27,657 Now, you, on the other side - 777 01:05:27,657 --> 01:05:30,657 Come on. Let's leave here and find Josie. 778 01:05:30,657 --> 01:05:32,657 Bye. 779 01:05:36,657 --> 01:05:39,657 Josie? Josie, hurry up, open the door! 780 01:05:39,657 --> 01:05:44,657 Josie? 781 01:05:44,657 --> 01:05:47,657 Jo - Josie? 782 01:05:47,657 --> 01:05:50,656 -Josie, we have to talk to you. - How do they let you both here? 783 01:05:50,656 --> 01:05:55,657 I specifically told the front desk "no visitors." 784 01:05:55,657 --> 01:06:00,656 Are you OK? - Of course I'm fine. Why not me? 785 01:06:00,656 --> 01:06:03,657 I have number one in this country. 786 01:06:03,657 --> 01:06:06,656 Both of you, on the other side - 787 01:06:06,656 --> 01:06:08,656 may have to be a little worried. 788 01:06:08,656 --> 01:06:16,656 Josie, Carson Daly tried to kill us, and I think it has something to do with our music. 789 01:06:16,656 --> 01:06:20,656 Why do you call it "our music"? 790 01:06:20,656 --> 01:06:24,656 Becau - Do you even listen? 791 01:06:24,656 --> 01:06:28,656 I am very careful listening, 792 01:06:28,656 --> 01:06:31,655 and do you know what I heard? 793 01:06:31,655 --> 01:06:35,656 I heard someone glomming to my talent... 794 01:06:35,656 --> 01:06:38,655 and my credit. 795 01:06:38,655 --> 01:06:42,656 "Our music", Mel? I basically wrote all of that. 796 01:06:42,656 --> 01:06:46,655 Josie, no, you don't. When writing together. 797 01:06:46,655 --> 01:06:50,655 Oh, okay. So if we all do the same amount of work, 798 01:06:50,655 --> 01:06:54,655 why isn't the band named Valerie and the cat? 799 01:06:54,655 --> 01:07:00,654 I know that. You have thought this all the time. 800 01:07:00,654 --> 01:07:03,655 I'm just - I'm just backing up for you, huh? 801 01:07:03,655 --> 01:07:08,654 Oh, but you're a solid, good backup. 802 01:07:08,654 --> 01:07:13,655 Oh, hey, Val, who is a rock star? 803 01:07:13,655 --> 01:07:17,654 Who is a rockstar? 804 01:07:17,654 --> 01:07:21,655 I 805 01:07:21,655 --> 01:07:23,655 Josie, don't do this. 806 01:07:23,655 --> 01:07:26,654 We need to stay together now. 807 01:07:26,654 --> 01:07:30,655 Oh, God. Melody will cry. 808 01:07:30,655 --> 01:07:33,654 What, hare huddled - 809 01:07:33,654 --> 01:07:37,654 finally realized that in this world not all suns and rainbows? 810 01:07:37,654 --> 01:07:40,654 Stop it. Not everyone gets a happy ending, muffin. 811 01:07:40,654 --> 01:07:44,654 Stop knowing. And what do you want? 812 01:07:44,654 --> 01:07:48,653 Puppies turn into dogs... 813 01:07:48,653 --> 01:07:51,654 who gets old and dies. 814 01:07:51,654 --> 01:07:59,654 One day you will thank me. 815 01:07:59,654 --> 01:08:03,653 Of course, at that time I will not take your call. 816 01:09:00,652 --> 01:09:05,651 You are a star! Val and Melody, mean, bad girls! 817 01:09:05,651 --> 01:09:08,652 You must have a solo career! 818 01:09:08,652 --> 01:09:12,652 You have number one in this country! 819 01:09:12,652 --> 01:09:16,652 They try glom on your talent and your credit! 820 01:09:16,652 --> 01:09:18,652 If they are doing the same amount of work, 821 01:09:18,652 --> 01:09:21,651 why isn't the band named Valerie and the cat? 822 01:09:21,651 --> 01:09:26,652 They're dead just heavy, Josie. 823 01:09:26,652 --> 01:09:29,651 You can be big without them. You are a star. 824 01:09:29,651 --> 01:09:32,651 Big and Madonna. Val Melody which means, crime girls. 825 01:09:32,651 --> 01:09:36,651 Melody thinks you can't sing. Serious. She says. 826 01:09:36,651 --> 01:09:41,651 Dump them. Trying to destroy you, Josie. 827 01:09:41,651 --> 01:09:44,650 You will be better off without them. 828 01:09:44,650 --> 01:09:50,651 Who is a rock star !? You are a big big rock star! 829 01:09:50,651 --> 01:10:35,650 Go, Josie, leave! Go! 830 01:10:35,650 --> 01:10:39,649 - Val! - Oh, the return of the superstar! 831 01:10:39,649 --> 01:10:42,650 What happened to Val? And where is Mel and? 832 01:10:42,650 --> 01:10:47,649 Since when did you do it, did you care? Oh, and we hear what you say, Bitchy McBitch. 833 01:10:47,649 --> 01:10:50,649 - I wish I said it. - They left, Josie. 834 01:10:50,649 --> 01:10:54,650 They are gone, and I hope you are happy. There are no more bands. 835 01:10:54,650 --> 01:11:01,650 Just like the Beatles... Just like the Jackson Five Just like a herd from Seagull. 836 01:11:01,650 --> 01:11:05,649 - This is very good. Do you want this? - Okay, look, 837 01:11:05,649 --> 01:11:06,649 I never thought I'd say this to you, 838 01:11:06,649 --> 01:11:13,649 ever, but, please... will you help? 839 01:11:13,649 --> 01:11:14,649 Now... 840 01:11:14,649 --> 01:11:16,649 Now... 841 01:11:16,649 --> 01:11:18,648 Wyatt gave me a CD from our song, 842 01:11:18,648 --> 01:11:22,649 , and it feels like I heard - I don't know. 843 01:11:22,649 --> 01:11:24,649 What - is it sucked? 844 01:11:24,649 --> 01:11:27,648 There's something here, I swear. 845 01:11:27,648 --> 01:11:30,649 Okay, okay, okay. 846 01:11:43,648 --> 01:11:45,648 You must have a solo career! 847 01:11:45,648 --> 01:11:48,648 You can-prime your own TV series! 848 01:11:48,648 --> 01:11:52,648 We can call it Josie, and run it after Will and Grace! 849 01:11:52,648 --> 01:11:57,647 Oh, God! That's Mr. Moviefone! How can you put it there? 850 01:11:57,647 --> 01:11:59,648 You sleep with him! 851 01:11:59,648 --> 01:12:05,647 What are you talking about? This is on our CD It's under music. 852 01:12:05,647 --> 01:12:09,648 Wyatt put them there... to brainwash me. 853 01:12:10,648 --> 01:12:13,647 Ooh, indoctrination! 854 01:12:13,647 --> 01:12:16,647 Ooh, help! We are being brainwashed! 855 01:12:16,647 --> 01:12:22,647 Diet Coke is a new Pepsi. 856 01:12:22,647 --> 01:12:27,647 "MS" Main. - Main system. 857 01:12:27,647 --> 01:12:30,647 Music sequence? 858 01:12:30,647 --> 01:12:33,647 Gosh. 859 01:12:49,647 --> 01:12:51,647 You might solve it. Wow, I didn't touch it. 860 01:12:53,646 --> 01:12:57,647 Josie and the cat are the best bands ever! 861 01:12:57,647 --> 01:13:00,646 They are all vests'! You have to buy their CD 862 01:13:00,646 --> 01:13:02,646 You must see them at the concert. 863 01:13:02,646 --> 01:13:06,647 You also have to buy Steve Madden shoes. 864 01:13:06,647 --> 01:13:09,646 Heath Ledger is the new Matt Damon. 865 01:13:09,646 --> 01:13:13,646 You are a nobody without Abercrombie & Fitch vintage tee. 866 01:13:13,646 --> 01:13:16,646 They sell goods through our music. 867 01:13:16,646 --> 01:13:20,646 Josie and the cat are the best bands ever! 868 01:13:20,646 --> 01:13:22,646 They sell US through our music! 869 01:13:22,646 --> 01:13:24,645 I know there's a reason you're so popular. 870 01:13:24,645 --> 01:13:28,646 I want a vintage tee... and Heath Ledger. 871 01:13:28,646 --> 01:13:31,645 Gosh, 872 01:13:31,645 --> 01:13:34,645 This is all my fault... everything - 873 01:13:34,645 --> 01:13:37,646 people dress together, buy the same item. 874 01:13:37,646 --> 01:13:40,645 I sold it to them. 875 01:13:41,645 --> 01:13:44,645 I'm a pimp trend. 876 01:13:44,645 --> 01:13:46,646 Well, stop here! Pimp I'm not there, 877 01:13:46,646 --> 01:13:49,645 and I won't let Wyatt and Fiona go with this. 878 01:13:49,645 --> 01:13:55,645 We will go to the police, and we take this with us. 879 01:13:56,645 --> 01:13:58,645 Will you help me or what? 880 01:13:58,645 --> 01:14:03,644 Oh, I will help. Yes, right. 881 01:14:03,644 --> 01:14:09,645 "Because you know I'll just let you walk out of here and ruin everything. Alright, now the show I know everyone is finally waiting here. 882 01:14:10,644 --> 01:14:12,644 Just one night, Josie's worldwide concert debut and cat. And, oh, it's very cold, it will come alive in "Megarena"... 883 01:14:12,644 --> 01:14:19,644 with simultaneous global web cast. You can log on to mtv.com for more details. And: 884 01:14:19,644 --> 01:14:21,644 You won't hear anything without your headphones Josie 3 DX, 885 01:14:21,644 --> 01:14:23,645 so I urge you all to choose some up - I know I bought two. 886 01:14:23,645 --> 01:14:26,644 Hi. 887 01:14:26,644 --> 01:14:30,644 888 01:14:30,644 --> 01:14:55,644 889 01:14:55,644 --> 01:14:58,643 890 01:15:03,644 --> 01:15:07,643 Oh, seeing a sullen girl. Boo-hoo! 891 01:15:07,643 --> 01:15:10,643 Well, it's best to snap from it, red, because you have an event to wear! 892 01:15:10,643 --> 01:15:14,643 Are you kidding me? I will not play, help you send messages to children. 893 01:15:14,643 --> 01:15:18,643 - Forget it. I am done. - Oh, look who has all of a sudden principle. 894 01:15:18,643 --> 01:15:21,643 You don't mind when your song goes to one number! 895 01:15:21,643 --> 01:15:25,643 You have to kiss my cellulite free ass for all I do for you. 896 01:15:25,643 --> 01:15:28,642 I raised you as a rock star. 897 01:15:28,642 --> 01:15:31,643 Tell me you don't like it. 898 01:15:31,643 --> 01:15:34,643 I said forget that, okay? Now, find yourself another girl. 899 01:15:34,643 --> 01:15:37,642 Yeah, look, I'll, 900 01:15:37,642 --> 01:15:40,643 but everyone is here! 901 01:15:40,643 --> 01:15:42,643 - Josie! Josie! - Too bad. 902 01:15:42,643 --> 01:15:46,642 - Wyatt. -Josie! 903 01:15:46,642 --> 01:15:50,643 - Val, Mel! - Don't talk to him. You are wasting your time. 904 01:15:50,643 --> 01:15:53,642 Miss Diva here doesn't care if you do something for us. 905 01:15:53,642 --> 01:15:56,642 No, that's not true. You just listen to me. 906 01:15:56,642 --> 01:15:58,642 I don't mean all those things I said before. 907 01:15:58,642 --> 01:16:02,642 Fiona and Wyatt have placed subliminal messages under our music track - 908 01:16:02,642 --> 01:16:04,642 Can it, rusty. Your boring story. 909 01:16:04,642 --> 01:16:10,642 Wyatt, why don't you show the two beautiful women we have for them tonight? 910 01:16:10,642 --> 01:16:17,641 It's nice, honey. 911 01:16:17,641 --> 01:16:22,642 - A car! Val, I won a car! - No, you don't win the car. 912 01:16:22,642 --> 01:16:27,641 - Oh, God, you won the car! - Nobody wins the car! 913 01:16:27,641 --> 01:16:31,641 That car... is to be part of history... 914 01:16:31,641 --> 01:16:35,641 if you decide not to play tonight. 915 01:16:37,641 --> 01:16:39,641 Hi, I'm Serena Altschul with MTV news. 916 01:16:39,641 --> 01:16:43,641 Josie and the cat's debut concert were suddenly canceled... 917 01:16:43,641 --> 01:16:46,641 when a car explodes in a stadium parking lot. 918 01:16:46,641 --> 01:16:50,641 Passengers were identified as Valerie Brown and Melody Valentine, 919 01:16:50,641 --> 01:16:53,641 two of the founding members of the popular rock band. 920 01:16:53,641 --> 01:16:57,641 The investigator at the scene cited the words of two dead fiery slow-dead,... 921 01:16:57,641 --> 01:17:00,641 in a four-wheeled hell hole. 922 01:17:00,641 --> 01:17:04,640 We were told that Josie would release a statement... 923 01:17:04,640 --> 01:17:07,641 to the press within an hour to comment on this tragedy. 924 01:17:07,641 --> 01:17:10,640 Yes, Josie, what's your comment? Choking We all know. 925 01:17:10,640 --> 01:17:12,640 Do you bake friends, or play the program? 926 01:17:12,640 --> 01:17:15,640 Play showing you that? Bake a friend? Does that have to be? 927 01:17:15,640 --> 01:17:17,641 Alright. 928 01:17:17,641 --> 01:17:19,640 I will play. 929 01:17:19,640 --> 01:17:24,640 Look, Val? He still likes us! 930 01:17:24,640 --> 01:17:30,640 Mel, of course I did. You are my best friends on the planet. 931 01:17:30,640 --> 01:17:34,639 Listen, I know that friends don't treat each other like I treat you. 932 01:17:34,639 --> 01:17:38,640 But you have to trust me. If I can go back to the past, I will take it all back. 933 01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:44,639 It will be cold. If I can go back to the past, I want to meet Snoopy. 934 01:17:44,639 --> 01:17:46,640 Mel, I love you that around you! 935 01:17:46,640 --> 01:17:49,639 I like that you think that everything is possible... 936 01:17:49,639 --> 01:17:52,639 and that this world is a good place, because you know what? 937 01:17:52,639 --> 01:17:54,639 This. 938 01:17:54,639 --> 01:17:59,639 And I'm very sorry if, for one second, I make you think it's not. 939 01:17:59,639 --> 01:18:02,639 And Val - Val, 940 01:18:02,639 --> 01:18:05,639 You bought me my first guitar. 941 01:18:05,639 --> 01:18:08,639 And, you know, we might have started this band together, 942 01:18:08,639 --> 01:18:11,639 but the only reason we have come so far is because of you. 943 01:18:11,639 --> 01:18:15,639 Now, look. I don't care if we are Josie and a cat, 944 01:18:15,639 --> 01:18:20,638 or Valerie and cat or anyone and cat. 945 01:18:20,638 --> 01:18:23,638 That doesn't matter as long as we are together. 946 01:18:23,638 --> 01:18:30,638 You're my sister, Val. Love. 947 01:18:30,638 --> 01:18:33,639 I love you too, Jose. 948 01:18:33,639 --> 01:18:39,638 - And I love you, Josie Val. And I love you ,. - And I love you, Mel. 949 01:18:39,638 --> 01:18:42,638 And I - I scream, you shout, we all scream for ice cream. 950 01:18:42,638 --> 01:18:44,638 Everyone loves everyone. 951 01:18:44,638 --> 01:18:47,638 Now, let's start this event! 952 01:18:47,638 --> 01:18:52,637 We want to show! We want to show! 953 01:18:52,637 --> 01:18:55,638 So, what is this time, Fiona - 954 01:18:55,638 --> 01:18:57,638 cross-trainer, pizza bagel, lip gloss? 955 01:18:57,638 --> 01:19:01,637 Oh, bigger - a lot, much bigger. 956 01:19:01,637 --> 01:19:06,638 You will have a hard time selling your secret messages once from you. 957 01:19:06,638 --> 01:19:10,637 Oh, and say, cookies - who will believe? 958 01:19:10,637 --> 01:19:16,637 Who will get silly ramblings behind one, helpless stupid girl? 959 01:19:16,637 --> 01:19:18,637 We will. 960 01:19:18,637 --> 01:19:25,637 Who are you? 961 01:19:25,637 --> 01:19:27,637 Someone you think you will get rid of. 962 01:19:27,637 --> 01:19:31,637 - Oh, God, it's Les from Dujour! - Les? 963 01:19:31,637 --> 01:19:34,637 I tried to warn you - message to your mirror. 964 01:19:34,637 --> 01:19:37,637 Is that you? Dujour in the bathroom! 965 01:19:37,637 --> 01:19:39,636 I love you, Les! 966 01:19:39,636 --> 01:19:43,637 -But I think you were killed in a plane crash. - That's what I thought. Wyatt? 967 01:19:43,637 --> 01:19:47,636 Oh, well, we managed to land the plane well. 968 01:19:47,636 --> 01:19:53,637 Unfortunately, it was in the parking lot of a Metallica event. 969 01:19:53,637 --> 01:19:55,636 Well, fans beat that crap out of us. 970 01:19:55,636 --> 01:19:58,636 Well, you don't look too bad. 971 01:19:58,636 --> 01:20:05,636 And I thank God every day I know the words for 'Enter Sandman'. 972 01:20:05,636 --> 01:20:10,636 Word, Doc. He won't just get away with it - not this time. 973 01:20:10,636 --> 01:20:16,636 Come on, boys, Dujour-style! 974 01:20:16,636 --> 01:20:21,636 By the way, 975 01:20:21,636 --> 01:20:30,636 Oh, now, come on! 976 01:20:30,636 --> 01:20:32,636 Boy, you almost got me. 977 01:20:32,636 --> 01:20:35,635 To be honest, girls all over the world will kill in your position, 978 01:20:35,635 --> 01:20:38,636 and here you stand, run away from it. 979 01:20:38,636 --> 01:20:40,636 Why? 980 01:20:40,636 --> 01:20:43,635 So you can crawl back to "Shitdale" and spend the rest of your life... 981 01:20:43,635 --> 01:20:46,635 Washed with your loser friends, idiot and mopey there? 982 01:20:46,635 --> 01:20:56,635 Already! 983 01:20:56,635 --> 01:20:59,635 Just stop there, miss. 984 01:20:59,635 --> 01:21:22,634 Wyatt, you messed up the wrong thing with the vagina. 985 01:21:22,634 --> 01:21:26,635 - Do you want to? Come on Bring! No, no, 986 01:21:41,634 --> 01:21:47,634 No, baby, no! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go! 987 01:21:47,634 --> 01:21:52,633 Ooh! 988 01:21:52,633 --> 01:21:54,633 Ooh! 989 01:21:54,633 --> 01:21:58,634 What are you going to do - kill me with a guitar? 990 01:21:58,634 --> 01:22:01,633 Who will go there and sing? You need me, remember? 991 01:22:01,633 --> 01:22:04,633 Need You? Doll, I created you, 992 01:22:04,633 --> 01:22:10,633 and, trust me, I can destroy you. 993 01:22:18,633 --> 01:22:23,632 - I'm sorry. Do you need that? - Wyatt! Fix it! 994 01:22:23,632 --> 01:22:26,633 You - what is your job !? Fix this 995 01:22:26,633 --> 01:22:32,632 Oh, it's too late! They have taken off their ears! 996 01:22:32,632 --> 01:22:36,633 Fiona is the most 'vest in the world! 997 01:22:36,633 --> 01:22:41,632 Everybody Loves Fiona! He has the best hair and the most awesome clothes! 998 01:22:41,632 --> 01:22:45,633 And he is so thin! I know I want to be like Fiona! 999 01:22:45,633 --> 01:22:52,632 That's the secret message you want to send - that you are cool? 1000 01:22:52,632 --> 01:22:54,632 What? 1001 01:22:54,632 --> 01:22:57,632 - That's not me, I swear. - You didn't do it right! 1002 01:22:57,632 --> 01:22:59,632 Hey, that's my job! 1003 01:22:59,632 --> 01:23:01,632 If l wath a guy, I'm athk coming out. 1004 01:23:01,632 --> 01:23:06,632 - If l wath a girl, I want her to be friends forever. - What is wrong with your voice? 1005 01:23:06,632 --> 01:23:10,631 We will be holding a party and then up each other's hair and tickling fights! 1006 01:23:10,631 --> 01:23:14,632 Oh, thure. 1007 01:23:14,632 --> 01:23:17,631 Forward and laugh. 1008 01:23:17,631 --> 01:23:25,631 You don't know what it wants to be teathed and ridiculed throughout your life. 1009 01:23:25,631 --> 01:23:29,631 The thilver thells thwans down by theathore which is thilver. Theven - 1010 01:23:29,631 --> 01:23:32,632 The thwims - 1011 01:23:32,632 --> 01:23:36,631 I tried, right? 1012 01:23:36,631 --> 01:23:39,631 Which I once wanted to become popular wath. 1013 01:23:39,631 --> 01:23:46,631 - Tell me, what's the bad tho? - Lisa? 1014 01:23:46,631 --> 01:23:50,630 - What did you call me? - Lisa Snyder? 1015 01:23:50,630 --> 01:23:53,631 "Litha Lithping"? 1016 01:23:53,631 --> 01:23:56,631 That-That-It wath my nickname in thchool. 1017 01:23:56,631 --> 01:24:00,631 Huntington High School. 1018 01:24:00,631 --> 01:24:06,630 Lisa, it's me - Wally Wally. "White-donkey." 1019 01:24:06,630 --> 01:24:10,631 White-ath Wally? Albino impothible child? Ththat 1020 01:24:10,631 --> 01:24:14,630 - Ofall Firth, he wathn't Britith. I do not 1021 01:24:14,630 --> 01:24:17,630 I just started talking like that because... 1022 01:24:17,630 --> 01:24:19,631 I think this will make me more attractive. 1023 01:24:19,631 --> 01:24:24,630 - He wath tho pale. - Makeup. 1024 01:24:24,630 --> 01:24:27,630 III learn thpeak without a lithp. 1025 01:24:27,630 --> 01:24:32,630 Look at it. 1026 01:24:32,630 --> 01:24:38,629 Look at it. 1027 01:24:38,629 --> 01:24:47,629 I can't believe your it'th thn't. Am I the cointhidenth thtrangetht? 1028 01:24:47,629 --> 01:24:51,629 Wait. 1029 01:24:51,629 --> 01:24:54,629 Oh, I've been holding that in for the past 15 years. 1030 01:24:54,629 --> 01:24:57,629 This is very romantic. 1031 01:24:57,629 --> 01:25:03,629 Yeah, at a.... creepy, like ironic ofway. 1032 01:25:03,629 --> 01:25:05,629 So, what is the moral story here - 1033 01:25:05,629 --> 01:25:08,629 Freaks Freaks must be another date? 1034 01:25:08,629 --> 01:25:11,629 No, I think the moral of the story here is that you have to be satisfied with who you are. 1035 01:25:11,629 --> 01:25:15,628 This time all of us have spent money on expensive clothes to impress people. 1036 01:25:15,628 --> 01:25:19,629 Don't make me happy. Not! Happ - Oh, my goodness. 1037 01:25:19,629 --> 01:25:23,628 Happiness is inside .. I'm not this I'm not what I use. 1038 01:25:23,628 --> 01:25:25,628 I'm not what I use! 1039 01:25:25,628 --> 01:25:28,629 You have to think about this. 1040 01:25:28,629 --> 01:25:34,628 Oh, please wackjobs. Unlike you a lot, l am perfect like me. 1041 01:25:34,628 --> 01:25:37,629 God! The girl has skunks on her head! 1042 01:25:37,629 --> 01:25:42,628 Oh, my goodness but. That's all. Sorry about your hair. It's messed up. 1043 01:25:42,628 --> 01:25:45,628 - Who are you? - I'm Agent Kelly. I'm with the government. 1044 01:25:45,628 --> 01:25:47,628 Oh, thank God! Did you know... 1045 01:25:47,628 --> 01:25:53,628 that Fiona and Wyatt used machines to send subliminal messages through our music? 1046 01:25:53,628 --> 01:25:56,628 They try to make mindless teenage forces, 1047 01:25:56,628 --> 01:26:01,628 to make them buy things and even control their thoughts. What are they? 1048 01:26:01,628 --> 01:26:04,627 Oh, come on. You know about thith from the beginning. 1049 01:26:04,627 --> 01:26:08,628 - Gentlemen, arresting the woman and that person... - What? 1050 01:26:08,628 --> 01:26:11,627 on charges of conspiracy against young Americans. 1051 01:26:11,627 --> 01:26:15,628 - You can't theriouth. - Oh, I'm serious, ma'am. 1052 01:26:15,628 --> 01:26:19,627 This is a very serious violation. 1053 01:26:19,627 --> 01:26:21,627 Sorry, but they're for us. Someone must take the fall. 1054 01:26:21,627 --> 01:26:24,628 You are bathtard! 1055 01:26:24,628 --> 01:26:28,627 Also, after the concert, we will stop your operation anyway. 1056 01:26:28,627 --> 01:26:34,627 We found that subliminal messages work much better in movies. 1057 01:26:34,627 --> 01:26:37,627 Alright, let's go. 1058 01:26:37,627 --> 01:26:42,626 Now, now that you've finished saving the world, 1059 01:26:42,626 --> 01:26:47,627 I think you have a concert to play. 1060 01:26:47,627 --> 01:26:51,626 Give it to Josie and the cat! 1061 01:26:55,627 --> 01:27:00,626 Josie! Josie! Josie! Josie! 1062 01:27:28,625 --> 01:27:40,625 I will release this. 1063 01:27:40,625 --> 01:27:46,625 don't, 1064 01:27:46,625 --> 01:27:55,625 I know you all came here tonight because you heard something you like on our CD 1065 01:27:55,625 --> 01:28:01,625 We will play something for you tonight differently - something you don't hear. 1066 01:28:01,625 --> 01:28:04,625 It's cool if you like it. It's okay if you don't. 1067 01:28:04,625 --> 01:28:09,624 Only... decide for yourself. 1068 01:28:09,624 --> 01:28:15,624 This is for someone who says he is confident in me. 1069 01:28:15,624 --> 01:28:20,625 Kinda hopes she is here now. 1070 01:30:14,621 --> 01:30:18,622 Josie! Josie! 1071 01:30:18,622 --> 01:30:20,621 - Alan M! -Josie! 1072 01:30:20,621 --> 01:30:24,621 What are you doing here? - I have to tell you that... 1073 01:30:24,621 --> 01:30:27,621 even though you don't feel the same way about me... 1074 01:30:27,621 --> 01:30:30,621 like I did you, and even though you didn't come to my concert - 1075 01:30:30,621 --> 01:30:33,621 What do you mean to say? My Wyatt was canceled! 1076 01:30:33,621 --> 01:30:36,621 that dick! 1077 01:30:36,621 --> 01:30:41,621 What do you mean about me-not-feel-about-you-as-you-do-about-me? 1078 01:30:41,621 --> 01:30:49,621 That's what I came here to tell you McCoy! Josie, I - 1079 01:30:49,621 --> 01:30:54,621 I love you! I love you! 1080 01:30:54,621 --> 01:31:00,620 I love you too! I am always there! 1081 01:31:04,621 --> 01:31:10,620 Hi. Hi. 1082 01:31:20,620 --> 01:31:22,620 Damn it! 1083 01:31:28,620 --> 01:31:32,620 zo. 1084 01:33:00,618 --> 01:33:01,718 Contains excitement. 1085 01:33:04,617 --> 01:33:08,618 Why do you have to beat me, man? It will only stop. 1086 01:33:30,617 --> 01:33:34,617 Can you see me and my nose in the microphone? 1087 01:33:34,617 --> 01:33:38,617 From the command center we control everything... 1088 01:33:38,617 --> 01:33:41,617 except what I will say next. 1089 01:33:41,617 --> 01:33:44,616 I can't even believe that they let me take - 1090 01:33:44,616 --> 01:33:49,617 You sleep with him! 1091 01:33:49,617 --> 01:33:51,616 You should make her face make her new face. Ah-ah-ah. 1092 01:33:51,616 --> 01:33:53,616 You know that my mother died. That's just - 1093 01:33:53,616 --> 01:33:57,617 Next to the weather - 1094 01:33:57,617 --> 01:34:00,616 Okay, what's wrong with you? 1095 01:34:00,616 --> 01:34:03,616 Goodness, won't save us please? 1096 01:34:08,616 --> 01:34:16,616 Hey, my rabbit ears! 1097 01:34:16,616 --> 01:34:18,616 Sh - 1098 01:34:18,616 --> 01:34:24,615 This is what our operation is - I spit right only on the camera. 1099 01:34:38,615 --> 01:34:48,615 Yes, right. Because you know I only want 1100 01:38:20,610 --> 01:38:22,610 Vest '!