Once upon a time, in front of a department store far, far away...
Leonardo, New Jersey, 70s
Bobby is a sweet child, staying here for a while, mom will take free cheese, OK?
This will protect you from the sun.
Be a good boy.
Okay, don't move your little defecate machine. I'll try to find something.
What is this?
Excuse me. Who cares for these babies?
Uh, the fat one oversees the small .
Oh, smart old man.
Leave them there and see what will happen.
Hey jerk! You bastard!
Akh, keep shouting.
Did you hear that bastard taught me to take care of you?
Damn it!
Who does he think he is?
What child is as small as you can in front of this damn shop?
Bastard!
Bastard.
Bastard, Bastard, Bastard Bastard, Bastard, Bastard Bastard, Bastard, Bastard,
Bastard, bastard, Ribbled, noisy, noisy...
1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4
Noiseless, noisy, noisy...
Suction of weeds, suction of marijuana...
Suck cocaine, drink beer...
Drink beer, beer, beer...
Suck heroin, suck it up...
Who sucked it up, Of course we...
Keep sucking and suction...
Hey, give me a packet.
Fifteen dollars, little man Put the money in my hand...
If there is no money, means you owe me...
Debts to me, owes me, owes me...
"My Jungle Love", yeah...
Yo we yo we yo...
I think you should know, yeah...
Yeah, what?
What do you sing? / You don't know "Jungle Love"?
The song is a historical record. Written directly by God.
And miraculously performed on the greatest band in the world.
Band "The Time"!
You mean the people in the movie "Prince"? / Yes, "Purple Rain".
Their style is like gay. With the 80's style.
Hey!
Never vilify about "The Time".
Silent Bob and I were appointed as their models for life.
Like Morris Day and Jerome.
I'm a rich pimp who collects women.
And this fat guy is my servant... What do you want?
I told you two about trading in front of the shop?
Lower the child and please sell somewhere else away from here.
And in fact, "The Time" is a bad band.
Yo, do you want to know the story he and his colleagues at the Quick Stop Store?
Aren't you supposed to be not here?
Don't start.
Hey, can't we do something to two bastards in front of the shop every day?
Why? What are they doing now?
I've been watching "Clash Of The Titans" and I'm starting to understand...
... why they always talk about Morris Day and Jerome
I don't think fat people talk too much. / Do I have to explain their biography?
Hi, I took two packs.
What about the "service"?
What is "service"?
Yang at the Unitarian Church last week...
... where you two got married.
What are you talking about?
Jay says your marriage party is themed "Star Wars"
You tie a knot of clothing like "Storm Troopers".
And he said you were the Bride, and you were the Bridegroom.
I'm a Bride?
If we are gay I will say that too.
Can I shut your mouth? / Very sacred. / Honeymoon is over.
Okay enough already.
I will beat the two bastards which we should have done for a long time.
What the hell, Serpico? What's wrong with us?
We got a report, there were two people hanging out outside the store, and selling marijuana.
We don't suck marijuana. Don't suck, huh? What is this for?
I have a problem with cheek. I take paper from the chocolate wrapper...
... there's no dirt in my pants. Do not believe? Let me show you.
Please check. Dismantling both sides...
... until you are satisfied to see and smell smell of gold.
Use your pants, sir Now!
Come along with me, you are detained.
We finish it in the office. / Hey, is "farting" now a crime?
Is there no other way?
Dante and Randall evict with a restraining order?
Isn't that very cruel?
So, will you obey the court decision?
... or you will run away as a fugitive. Like "Reynold"?
The judge said if we dared to approach the shop ... then we would be thrown into the County.
Do you know what you do in County? Stirring the salad.
I think if you really want to hang out in front of a shop...
... you have to buy your own shop. With the money you have earned.
That's right
Wait a minute. What money?
Money from making "Bluntman And Cronic Films".
Oh, God. Don't say you don't know.
There is a film based on the comic about you two
What? Since when?
This is a pulse, okay?
And this is the index finger...
Insert your index finger into the buttocks ..
Say, you want chocolate covered in pretzels?
Listen, if you read the "Wizard"
You will know the story this month.
Read it.
Why did this happen?
Well, after "X-Men" became top at the box office
Every studio starts producing films based on comic stories...
... and get dirty money.
Miramax produces Bluntman And Cronic.
Miramax? I guess they only favor image quality.
like "The Piano" or "The Crying Game".
Yes, that's how it was, after they produced "She" All That ", the sales were not very good. Copy to you for the similarity of characters.
We have not received a penny from filming
Okay, I'm not a lawyer, but I think Holden and Banky owe you two.
If I were you, I would look for Holden McNeil and request an honorarium for my Film.
Yes, that's right We have to pay.
And in fact, Let's sing...
Well
Look at these two face-faced bastards.
It smells like dirt on a breakfast plate.
Bong!
Forget it. Come in!
So, what makes the seller of illicit goods come to my cue?
I will tell, what made us come here...
Where is the honorarium from our film?
Do you know? I have nothing to do with finance.
That's a Banky deal. He is in power now.
I have sold half of my shares from making "Bluntman And Cronic" to him last year.
Why did you do that?
Why? For God's sake, I want to keep writing about characters...
... sucks marijuana, artisan fart, and sex crazy?
I mean, you have to be more mature friends.
Have you ever wanted to go forward for your own good?
I know you are poor.
I see it from your eyes.
And I saw a man crying.
He shouted, "When, God?"
"When is my turn"
"I am a dirty mouth and very stupid"
"Why for so long have I been a victim of ignorance"
"So procrastinating to get a kiss from a girl"
"When, Lord! When? When is my turn?"
He knows.
I am the fool. You are a fool who gives comics...
... and now we can't get the honorarium from the film, no.
Okay you're right, you're right.
I wish I could handle it partly because...
... "buzz" is an indicator in this case. Making this film reap huge profits.
What is a "buzz"?
Buzz the internet.
What else is "internet"?
The internet is a communication tool...
... used throughout the world, where people can communicate inside it Examples of a prostitute can be shared pornography there.
This is what we are looking for
Poopshoot (Fart) Yeah.
This is a site inhabited by fans of militant films...
A sad little bastard, they live in the basement with parents Download the script
And what they think is information about films and actors, they claim to insult
But I can't explain. OK, this is about "Bluntman And Cronic" here.
"News says Miramax will start this Friday"
Based on comic stories
Bluntman And Cronic.
Friday? Damn, will it involve us in film?
No, they are Miramax...
... so, definitely actors like Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. You know, Miramax has used them in several films.
Who?
You know, the players from "Good Will Hunting".
Do you mean Mork films from Ork in them?
Yes, but I'm not a fan of the film, ok
but Affleck is a bomb in "Phantom".
The "Phantom" cast of the bastard.
What now?
So, we continue. Now, this is the shoot back.
This is where people read the news. Arguing with each other.
For example, we have people here
With a girl magnet call it "Wompa One"
What stupidity does he think about "Bluntman And Cronic".
He said, "Bluntman And Cronic and they are stupid alter ego"
Jay and Silent Bob are lazy They are totally inappropriate have your own film
That's the point Fuck
Read the next one?
The title is "They're Stupid Bastards".
"Bluntman And Cronic the worst comic I've ever read"
Jay and Silent Bob are stupid characters "
Some Stoners are making sense...
" Third stupid couple after Cheech and Chong "
" Or Bill and Ted "
" Fuck Jay and Silent Bob "
" Fuck their stupidity "
Who dares to say that?
A man who calls himself Magnolia Fan.
Alright, look at this one
"Jay and Silent Bob are one of the joke notes"
"The Stoners laugh at them like clowns."
"If they are there, I will throw them with shit Because it's so stupid"
"I'm the one who will boycott this film"
"Who agrees?"
And there are still around fifty posts
People who joined Spartacus. boycott group.
I will kill all these bastards.
Forget it. They don't talk about you.
They talk about Bluntman And Cronic.
They say Jay and Silent Bob. They mention our real names.
It doesn't matter if there are comics about us and the real version
because nobody knows we are in real life
Right?
Everyone reads that nonsense thinking...
.. Jay and Silent Bob are a couple of idiots, because of what they read from the comics of Jay And Silent Bob Maybe one night, I'm going to Lunch Box...
... met with some prostitutes and...
Ooh, I want to suck your cock...
... and he asked, "What's your name?"
... and I answer, Jay and Silent Bob. Introduce?
Then he said, "Ow, I've read on the internet" you two are loser couples
Then he goes and smokes someone else.
Fuck that. We have to stop the prostitutes' children before they damage our reputation.
First, I don't know you have a good name.
Second, you don't have much time to stop making this film.
Internet opens voting. And Americans have opened their voices about this film.
If there is a Bluntman And Cronic movie, those who have read the comics must think negatively about the film
Wait a minute,
If there is no Bluntman And Cronic movie, then there are no negative comments about Jay and Silent Bob right?
They're not talking about you, ok? They talk about fictional characters.
Bro, bro.
Don't you understand at all?
So we have to stop making this film. / Yes, and will spend hundreds of thousands of dollars.
And you two have the right to be involved in making.
What did you miss?
And it's not just me in this world who thinks that making this film isn't a bad idea since the first shoot.
Imagine, Jay And Silent Bob's film... Which fools want to pay to watch it?
But, because it's very urgent, I recommend that you look for Banky and request a cash check.
Because it's a quick check to save and that's important, right?
Hmm, that's not Holden McNeil. What matters is a bunch of bastards...
... even we don't know who cursed us on the internet, until we can't make love.
Stopping filmmaking is the most important part we have to do.
So, when will filming begin? This Friday.
If it's Tuesday, then it's our chance...
... Eight days.
Hmm, in three days I think, but you're almost right... / Right. My fault
Three days to stop making that damn film. Come on, Silent Bob...
We go to Hollywood.
Ticket? When has it been charged to take the bus?
Didn't we go to a free bus every morning ?
How annoying, how can we not get a ride?
Because your way is wrong.
You have a little incentive for the driver.
For example?
Like this. -CERSIFIED HEAD FOR SPILL-
Yes, but when they give a ride, you don't give your head, then they will kick your butt to the curb
Of course if you don't give your head.
Exactly. That's what makes me able to travel hundreds of miles throughout the country...
... I only capital drawing mouth. / Yes, but we are not gay.
Don't be pretentious. This is the new millennium. Gay, not gay, now all the same.
There are no more restrictions.
This is the limit, we are here, you are there. We are not gay.
Hey, the whole "Hitcher" did it. Do people think they want to give us a ride?
If you get a ride, then that's what they expect.
No matter who the driver is. What is the first chapter in the Book / Book?
The unwritten "Road Book".
Follow the instructions in the Book, and you can go anywhere without a long time. Excuse me You two don't need to sit in the back. One may sit next to me.
Where did you come from? / New Jersey, we want to go to Hollywood.
Oh, Hollywood, huh? Travel is still far away.
Yes. Thank you for the ride. _ Doing good to others. That is the teaching of the Book.
Do you adhere to the Book too? / I live by the teachings of the Book. Really?
Of course. Do you adhere to the teachings of the Book too?
Since you gave a ride, then I have to...
That sounds good, but "It's easier to say..." as the Book says, "... rather than doing"
Will you do it?
Alright.
I can't believe it, It's been 5 hours, none has passed.
Every day people go to Hollywood, stops at the studio to make films...
But when we try, we are like being trapped in a cartoon
Creepy.
It's time to solve the mystery "Hijacking Ghouls" (Passenger Ghosts).
Take off their masks, and we see who they really are. / I don't think they are masked.
And I don't think they are also "Hijacking Girls".
Ghouls, idiot, not Girls
I hope "Hijacking Girls", which is very sexy.
Just kick them out. We have a mystery to solve.
The mystery is, why don't we take out our pubic from our underwear...
Take care of your mouth. Or I'll make you food for dogs ..
I can't stand this commotion!
Yo!
No need to frown at the one above being below, I have a cure for that...
We call it
"Doobie Snacks".
Ray and Rirent Rob.
I think they fainted. / Good.
What do we do with them now?
Cut the kidney and sell it to the black market. And throw them in a dirty, ice-filled motel bathtub.
No, no!
Do you see anything strange? Damn, I have a terrible dream.
I'm hungry. Where can we have breakfast?
Wow, look! That's internet. Let's see if there is anything new they wrote about us and our film
"Films about Jay and Silent Bob Who will lick the ball, because in reality they are licking balls"
Bastard. We have already replied to the post. You type, I read it.
You bastards, will receive a reply. You are soccer lickers.
I will rape your mother while you watch. Until you cry like a prostitute.
After I arrived at Hollywood and met the filmmaking crew
I will force you to eat my filth. Until I come out again, and I feed again...
... and come out again, and I respond again to my filth mix your poop, force you to eat.
And from all of you to the next... Salam Love, Jay and Silent Bob.
Eat it all, motherfucker. Now we can eat eggs A Mooby Muffins Back on the road, go to Hollywood, and stop the filmmaking crew.
No more "Bush Hair" Nuns, No more dogs.
Stay focused on Honor. And don't let anything distract us.
Damn it!
Oh, God. Can you get a free refill with that?
Oh, what, with this? I only use it for protection.
So that no one can hold.
Hi, I'm Justice.
And I really want to fuck you.
I mean, hi. I'm Jay. And he is my life mate and death, Silent Bob.
Nice to meet you.
Justice, huh? That's a good name.
Jay and Justice
Sit under a tree
Making love
So, you come here often? / Oh, I'm not someone here.
Me and my friends are on their way.
Your friends? Where are they?
Oh. Let me see. There, in the van.
Hi.
I think I've filled the glass.
Girl, girl, girl.
Jay and Silent Bob come here.
Who are these people?
This is Jay and Silent Bob.
Guys, this is Sissy, Missy, and Chrissy. This.
Where are they from? / I met them inside.
They need a ride. / Right, I don't think that's a good idea, Jussy.
Of course a good idea, Juggs. Oh, God. He just called Sissy "Juggs".
I'll handle it. Chrissy, no.
We are still far away in the suburb, Chrissy. Don't try to act like that.
Woman with a knife? We will split the cake or something?
Damn, he's too plump to be killed. / Yo, he called you scoundrel.
What's wrong with you, Justice? You still remember our purpose, right?
We still have work. / They only took a few miles.
They won't bother on the road, I promise.
I swear I don't know what's wrong with your brain lately.
Please?
All right, they can join. But they have to go down before we get to Boulder I Promise./ I Promise.
Shut up.
I don't believe who you are.
I can't believe you eat that food.
Fast food makes women fart?
Hey, is someone talking about farting?
Hi, Brent.
This is Brent.
He came with us too. / Brent, say Chilli doesn't make women fart.
Oh, of course not. Only Skeevy Stoners fart.
What do you know, Homo? Wow. 3 men, 4 women, what does that mean friend?
Festive.
Hey, Mr. Scientist...
Don't spray aerosols in my eyes...
Because of me...
I really don't want to die...
I'm a holy rabbit...
Are you some kind of band group? / We are SAAC from Kansas.
Creullty Student Againt Animal (Students Against Cruelty to Animals)
And we are on our way to Colorado Provasik location
What is this Whore talking about?
Hey!
Be careful of your language, little child. Many women are here. Huh.
Provasik Pharmacy is a medical laboratory where they exploit animals.
What kind of animal are we talking about here? Bears, rhinos, sheep?
No, more like dogs, cats, rabbits, muskrats, beavers.
Hey, even monkeys.
If we don't protect, who else? Right, Jussy? / Right, Brent.
Okay Brent, can we talk for a while? / Yes, sure.
Be honest, you join because you want to make love with them right?
I joined because I really love animals, stupid.
Even sheep?
Of course.
Sheep are beautiful creatures.
They are beautiful, right?
Oh, God, yeah.
So that means you will marry a sheep, right? / What's your problem, little boy?
You are mentally ill and a world of perspective.
No, you misunderstood me, Prince Valiant. I mean, if you are a ram...
... then you will marry a female lamb right?
Oh. If so, I'm willing to mate with sheep.
That's what I meant.
Yo, this bastard said he was willing to marry a sheep!
Wait! Not!
Now who is stupid, Basic sheep rapist!
What will we do now? / Shut up, I'm thinking.
What does our destination go to Holywood?
Where are you from?
Yes, right. Jersey represents.
Jersey Boy.
What made you get here?
We were evicted from the front of the Quick Stop Shop. Stop being a dealer or we are detained. Sucks.
There are Silent Bob's fields and houses Since we were babies.
Bob even lost his trip at that place.
Really?
Oh, I'm sure she's a lucky girl.
Hey, fuck that fat guy. I want to tell a little.
Oh. Sorry.
In essence, we talked to Brodie. He told us about Bluntman And Cronic Films.
So we went to find Holden McNeil. And he introduced us to the Internet.
That's where we know the bastards talk about us.
So we went to Hollywood to stop making films.
And now we are here.
I don't understand the point.
That's more or less. So you like animals, huh?
Sure.
That's cool. Even snakes? / You can't exclude animals Only because it can't be carried. Of course I also like snakes.
What about snake pants? / Ooh. Is that snake pants?
What am I waiting for? If it is already standing...
... open your zipper, and remove it from your pants, stupid
Women like that.
Angels should appear, and tell you to re-enter your bird...
... but we slap your angel, and send him to hell. To run smoothly Let him adventure, man !.
Jesus loves little children. Sorry, I'm late...
So what happened here?
Oh, shit. Don't say you thought to get your bird out in front of this cute girl
Tell you what. Ask for Silent Bob's opinion what removing birds is a good idea.
That's what I mean, friend. Sleep your bird again. You must follow your heart, yo!
There is no pervert for now. Calemlah. Be "Don Juan De La Nooch"
I have to go beat two prostitutes the pubic sucker earlier. Remember!
Don't remove your bird unless he asks. Or if he falls asleep. Goodbye
Don't ask.
So what we can do for helps you save animals
I'm not sure you can help us.
What do you mean, of course I want to. I am willing to do anything for you
I mean all of you. For the sake of all of you. Even if it's just a poop.
Okay...
I'll talk first with my friends. Then I go back to you.
Hurry up. I am faithfully waiting for you here.
Fuck you fat!
Thank you.
Wow.
Do you want something inside?
No, just take it easy./ Nothing? OK
Very uncomfortable. This place is worse than the Quick Stop store
Speaking of "licking", what about Juctice? He is very smooth. The aura is amazing.
His voice is sweet. And his body...
If he gives me the chance to sleep with him just once. I will remove it like pepper spray.
You know Lunch Box. Maybe he is right there.
A smooth step, Justice. Your work is good. Four eyes.
Why did you let that little bastard throw Brent out of the van?
I beg you, if I see the idiot again, I will throw him away myself.
We need Brent, Justice. For our feedback, remember? / Then just look for it instead.
After all why don't you ban Jay when throwing him out.
Because I don't want our disguises to be open. / Disguise? Just say you hate the attitude.
It's not like I hate you. We're a team, Justice.
I'm the Brain, Chrissy Muscle, and Missy Technology.
But I'm confused, what are you here for? / His name is not in tune with us.
Because you let them get rid of Brent. Then the two of them are in their place.
They must go to Provasik. Don't!
Don't? Tell them or you're out of the team, Justice.
It only takes a little seduction to convince them because they've been crazy about you.
Jay? You're mistaken. / Do you think I'm blind?
He kissed your hand in the van as if he were "Lord Byron"?
Or maybe because of manners.
Yo, honey, has your ass been licked by a fat guy wearing a coat?
Yeeaaahh.
When we are just 2 hours away to Boulder. Enough time for you to talk to them.
I don't want to. / Why? Because he is very innocent.
Look at him.
Then who else, Jussy? He or us?
Steal a monkey? Okay, it's not a problem.
Not stealing, I mean to free him.
Wait a minute.
Did you say "no problem"? / Right, we can steal monkeys every day.
Isn't that right, Lunch Box?
Well, that's not a sin. I mean, the goal is good.
Oh, that's the best reason to be able to make love.
Snoogans (Very soft.)
What does that mean? / What does it mean? / Snoogans in what sense?
Snoogans, that's definitely...
Don't think about things, I'm just joking. / Ow, it's a shame.
I can't believe, I can make love just by stealing monkeys.
If I know that easily, I will steal a monkey for the rest of my life Don't try to ruin my plan.
Justice and I will get married someday. Don't say "Oh, don't steal a monkey"
I'm Morris Day, you're Jerome. Do not forget it.
The girl fell in love with me.
They will do it.
Good. They do their job, and we do our duty.
Okay, remember. We gather here again if you are done.
Are you sure you want to do it? As sure as you are the sexiest "Bitch" (prostitute) I have ever seen. / Fuck!
Calm the Female Tiger.
What's with this "Bitch"? Because women don't like to be called "Bitch", Jay
Really?
What about "Semok Bumps"? / Neither does it.
So what do I have to call you? / Yes, loving, stupid, sweet.
Boo-Boo Kitty Fuck?
OK, that's an introduction.
Jay, before you can say to the camera something about CLITORIS?
You're a jerk! / Shut up Justice. He is rather awkward.
Listen, me and Jussy will save this recording for Human Sexuality lessons...
... and we need men's knowledge about CLITORIS.
CLITORIS women? / Of course.
Jay, you don't need to do this. / It's okay, it's cool, honey.
I can explain a little about CLITORIS. I want you to hear it.
I am a Master from CLIT. Look and remember my face.
Wherever you see CLIT, You will remember my face.
I operate CLIT. Nobody can but me.
None of you can of you sitting there.
I'm the CLIT Commander. If I intervene, it will be like this...
Kucubit you little bastard. Then I rub it into my nose.
Awesome. Days to death.
Ow, Clear. / Friend.
So, can I get a little kiss for luck?
Can I get "naked dance" for luck?
No, now. / Fuck.
Don't make me wait, motherfucker!
Jussy, come on.
Are they in? You could say that Time for action. Fast.
You're too gay.
Once you reach the top, don't make a sound. Missy, this machine detects our sound level.
If it's red, die us. Don't make a sound, you understand?
I understand. Good.
Meow.
Justice, hurry up!
Whoa.
Look at this "Lunch Box", animal tranquilizer. Can make you like garbage. Hold it please
Save this, I'll use it to shoot Justice and hit him. Like guinea pigs.
Suzanne.
Oh yeah.
Ah
Fuck! Two little bastards are right!
Jesus.
Run, Escape!
Fast!
Months of plan, broken! Just because it's farting, damn it.
Don't leave them here. Police will arrive soon.
That's the plan, Justice. They will hold the police for a long time...
... until we can get out of town. / But
Give a little touch to them.
Let's go! Set it up!
Whoo! Ouch!
Alright!
What did you see? There is no food here.
We have got what we want. Let's leave here.
Yeah, I know it's very sad. But what can we do?
Yow! Open the door!
Oh, shit.
Lower the package! Now!
No
Justice.
Justice!
Can I leave this here?
Who let the cat out?
Excuse me.
Who are you?
Federal Wildlife of Marshall. This case is in my power.
Really? What's the reason? / Because there are parties releasing animals out of their cages, sir!
That's just a diversion tactic. Actual theft occurs at the Diamond Stock Exchange
Yes, right. Like a movie scenario. And only in bad movies.
Mr.
Officer Provasik says, all animals have been captured. Except one, orangutan.
The most dangerous animal Living on earth.
Sir, this could be evidence to take to the office. / What is that?
A recording of terrorists responsible for this damage.
Do you have a video player?
I'm the CLIT Commander.
Oh, God.
Plaschke, Willenholly.
I want you to invite me On Air in national news. Why?!
Because we are dealing with two of the most dangerous people on the planet.
This is a Jussy monkey.
Justice died for you, jerk monkey!
Do something, fat.
Damn it. Is he waving to us?
Damn, he knows what we mean. Maybe he is a Super Monkey.
You're fat fucking. You are my right hand. Don't side with the monkey.
What if there are still Super Monkeys in the lab?
Maybe they are forming a Monkey Army there.
Damn, Maybe this is a conspiracy, as in "The X-Files"
"Roswell" style
These little monkeys will be responsible for the extinction of humanity.
The world is crazy, not us who slapped monkeys but the monkey slapped us.
I shouldn't be here. After they beat humans...
... these monkeys will wear our clothes. And realize the world of their dreams.
When they become super smart, someone like me can only cry bitterly. Damn you guys!
Fuck you guys!
Go all of you to hell!
Damn. It can't happen, motherfucker. You are a Super Monkey!
Okay, you still allow me to live. Meanwhile.
You see that monkey likes me. Let's find something to eat.
We can't carry it. We must go to Holywood right away.
After all, no one will know if we stole it. Fat guy.
I'm Reg Hartner in Exclusive News Now Bulletin (Exclusive News)
Animals for experimental materials in Boulder Prov. are the center of attacks by terrorists ..
... primate race liberation, which calls itself Coalition of the Liberation of Itinerant Tree
... increased C.L.I.T.
In a videotape sent to the authorities this morning...
... authentic proof of orangutan release from the overnight lab
... motivated by this person. Based on the identification of the record they are known as Jay and Silent Bob.
This recording proves that they really move the CLIT We are C.L.I. Q. Don't hope you will be safe. You may be afraid, because we will not forgive.
I am Commander C.L.I.T.!
Terrible.
Present here to explain us about this recording. Head of the Federal Wildlife of Marshall, Willenholy.
is Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly.
Marshall Willenholly, Thank you for being here.
In essence, what do you know about C.L.I.T.?
From the sources, we have concluded that CLIT is an organizational branch of L.A.B.I.A
Movement for Freeing Apes Before Imposing Apes. / Right
The two men in the recording have names bright Jay and Silent Bob If you meet them or other CLIT members, please be extra careful.
I already said that holding them back was the best idea.
What do you think we should do to prevent CLIT?
A difficult situation. If we deal with CLIT the wrong way...
Tonight, I want to date a lesbian.
What is the sound of your cellphone sir?
Plaschke. Hold them. I'll be there soon. Hit!
Now they are in Utah. Utah residents are prohibited from vigilante
You succeeded. Jay, Bob and CLIT made headlines.
There is no news about diamond theft. / I said two perfect bait.
Don't you regret it? Jay and Silent Bob don't deserve it. They are very innocent I'm sorry for not getting a hurricane on my vitals. like fish playing with crabs.
I don't understand, Justice. We are all destined to be like this...
You used to be all about this girl
... steal, dance, blow birds. You look like you are under stress.
Very deviant. / One day we will grow up.
Even though obedient children have a broken future when he grows up...
... if I prefer to use Costume Wonder Woman.
Here it comes Marvelous Pizza is coming! Hey!
Hi./ You ordered Pizza?
He ordered a big one. I prefer the Hot Sicilia.
Don't pay.
Fast!
I'm sorry, Jay.
Justice died to save this monkey. We must take care of him, in memory of his death.
We're here to eat. Do not be afraid. The police won't chase us.
As I said... Fuck the police...
Bastard, fuck... Fuck the police...
Yo, yo, fuck the police...
Bastard, fuck... Fuck the police...
Yo, they are all bastards...
This is the Utah State Police. We know you are inside.
Get out and raise your hands. And give up the orangutan.
Are they talking to us?
Sorry.
Don't shoot.
Hold your shot.
Who are you? / Federal Wildlife of Marshall. Are there monkeys there? / Monkey. / What?
Orangutans are a type of great ape. Not a monkey.
Who is the Federal Wildlife of Marshall here? Me or you? That is what I mean.
Can I borrow for a while?
Jay and Silent Bob. Your CLIT won't work.
No one can take a monkey hostage All lay down, we are ready to shoot.
What are you waiting for? Exit and submit this moyet.
Listen, nothing bad will happen in the Lab...
Maybe they are experimenting with monkeys to make them better, who knows?
Get out the whiny monkey. Damn, there's no way out.
You're the cause of all this. My mind has reached a dead end
Boys.
Don't shoot!
We only pick up our children from places that are not friendly. / Their children?
Maybe they are gay couples. / Right, we are gay couples.
We adopt this child. We're not the original people here.
Don't let us go home there is news of the violence that we experienced while we were in Utah God, this is what I hate. Homosexual couples who spread issues to the media...
... that Federal Wildlife Marshall is persecuting Gay. / Are you crazy? Maybe they are gay But it's not their child. It is an ape. I think I better recognize the intended ape, OK?
And for now, I don't want to break the law and let this "Brady Bunch" go.
You are free to leave, sir.
Yes, you two. / So we can go? / Yes.
Sorry for holding you back. However you are protected by the Constitution Unbelievable. / Add to me, the kid is handsome, as handsome as you.
Of course. Derived from my sperm. I slept with a woman of our friend ..
... I enter from the side. So we are not fully gay But this husband, he is 100% gay. He really likes birds.
That sounds very satisfying. Goodbye.
Actually it's not my job, but it will sin if separates happy family.
All right, we just throw the tear tears into the restaurant, Catch the one who came out carrying the monkey...
Fuck! Are they not?
I said you like birds. I'm a genius.
Run away, fat ass, run!
Get in a ditch!
It's time to dive!
You're a fat asshole.
Shoot the round ass.
Hold your breath! Think you're skinny. Ready to fire at the ass.
Hold your breath! Enter into!
You're like "Winnie the Pooh".
How to escape which is very amazing. Okay, this is our agreement.
You are waiting here.
I corner them, I call you for help.
I'm counting on you, Sheriff. You gave me lots of lessons.
Fuck him. We go back to the office and drink Cola I won't give up at all! I swear to God!
Hand over the monkey and raise your hand!
Hurry or shoot me! Don't think I don't dare.
Listen, he doesn't want to go back to the lab. And incidentally, I'm not gay.
And in fact, in fact he is not really a human child.
In fact, he likes "birds" / Kneel "Texas Pete". Hurry up!
Damn, he thinks we're like circus seals. I'm the first person who refuses to be kissed by a monkey.
Instead of licking a monkey's spit. What are you talking about?
Listen! Nobody was told to lick...
Damn it!
Wow!
These people are very brave.
Very brave.
Hey, dog infestation!
Hey!
See you in hell, sucker "bird"!
Bastard!
Aah!
Hey! Lower the monkey! That's a monkey from my ex-boyfriend!
Hey!
The monkey doesn't belong to you!
Only a jerk who wants to steal a monkey?
Oh, yes.
A blow to me. We were staying one day to stop this film.
And he just took the only legacy from the woman I love before feeling in my pants
What, chasing the monkey? Even we don't know where the car is going.
What's the point?
You stirred the dirt.
No, no, You stirred the salad.
What did you explain?
Say !. Don't make me wonder. You can hear me say every time...
... but you yourself don't want to open your mouth, like Ok Jay, I don't agree...
or "Yo, these cheese fries taste good"
Just say it!
The sign on the back of the car reads "CREATURE OF HOLYWOOD"
How stupid you are!
I say "Say", not "Shout"
In addition to me, the child is handsome, as handsome as you.
This is the "Wildlife Expert"
There is a Fax shipment from your office.
That person sent a post on an internet page signed by "Jay and Silent Bob"
"You bastards, will receive a reply. You guys are soccer lickers."
"I will rape your mother while you watch. Until you cry like a prostitute"
"After I arrived at Holywood and met..."
They are headed for Hollywood.
What's wrong? Don't be cheated. Justice has died exploding.
OK, this is our plan. First we find out where the shooting is.
After that, we look for the monkey. Previously, we had to find people who knew the Hollywood area.
Heroin? Do you want to buy? Drives you up.
No. Do you want to buy marijuana? / What is your job?
Right! Local Jersey 404.
Ho, ho, man!
Pumpkin Escobar, Los Angeles Local 305.
Oh, shit! How are you? / The world is narrow.
Hey, can I ask? Are there rehabilitation treatments in Jersey?
There is no news yet. May be held in September.
Oh "Norma Rae" cheater? / Maybe you can help us.
Do you know where ordinary people are shooting?
You ask us, in Hollywood you have to be more specific.
Studio Miramax. Because of "buzz". People defame us on the internet.
Although they are not talking about us, but character building is based on us.
On the other hand, we are looking for a monkey inherited from an ex-girlfriend who died in a car explosion.
Honestly, I don't understand what you are talking about. But you are special people...
... come here and touch my heart.
So I'll give you a clue. Give the map, Scott.
Give the map, Scott!
Do you know where Miramax is? / Miramax?
I put 70% of my business in Miramax.
Is Hollywood ready for Jay and Silent Bob?
The Widllife Marshall Federal Office told us
A post was taken from an internet chat page which was allegedly posted by two local terrorists.
Surprisingly, the next target is Holywood.
Jules Asner is currently in at Miramax Studios. Jules?
Steve, one day after the recent Tinseltown terror, Office of the Federal Wildlife Marshall found out...
... that terrorist Jay and Silent Bob are targeting Studio Miramax...
... for bloodshed, violence and theft of monkeys.
In a post taken
The threat of two terrible people which I quoted.
"After we went to Hollywood and met the Miramax Crew"
"-sensor- that makes"
"Bluntman And Cronic Film"
"We will force you to eat -ensensor-"
"we, then we respond again with their -densensor"
"Which consists of our -disensor- and their -disensor"
"and force you to eat it". Quotation mark.
So far we haven't received a statement from anyone from the studio.
There are no signs of Jay and Silent Bob?
There are no signs. But no one knows a bit...
... like Jay and Silent Bob. For that, we are in the parking lot.
Damn! / Jules, Reportedly Ben Affleck and Matt Damon...
... is filming in the parking lot. Do you see them?
No, Steve, but...
Fuck.
OK.
He has access. Let him enter
We have to play well.
Hey! You don't have access!
I hate Hollywood falsehood. Where do you want to run?
Let me go!
Don't.
Monitor, here catch 10-07. Two intruders, asking for help.
I guess the code is 10-82. / Not, is the code for "The Disappearance of the Body of a Prostitute"
The film trailer is Ben Affleck./ Ooh, the Affleck. Help slid.
Hey, we made a deal. He sucked "your bird". Then release us.
Unlike you two, Not everything here is homosexual What about this agreement? He will suck "my bar" and you look while masturbation
Agree.
Make as little as possible.
Do your best or choose a prison.
And you know what they do in prison I'm just Security Good.
And when it's done, Say: Oh, what a beautiful tea party
What are you waiting for, bitch. Start to suck!
Worth a try.
I want to put it in your mouth, ***. You really want to suck my egg.
Alright, Remember! Don't look at Ben or Matt. Or you will be fired.
Do you understand? Thank you.
You polish your hair.
Yeah, I polish my hair. Looks better.
This is definitely part of Bluntman. Look at two bastards in the movie "Mork".
Lips, teeth, tongue or lion face?
Lion face!
Lemon face!
Lion's face!
Lemon face!
Enough. When can it start, Gus?
Gus?
I'm busy.
You're a true artist, Gus
Let's just start. Do it well.
Are you the director? / Pushed from "Bounce Kid"
Remember what we talked about when I first filmed
I mean, I'm talking about "Dogma" One thing
Listen, I'm sorry to have dragged you from a serial killer gay Those who ride horses and like to play golf
"Touchy Feely Pictures" production will begin this week.
Haven't I invited you to watch Forces of Nature
You're like a child. What should I say to you?
Your movement must be smooth Then it will produce beautiful images.
Sometimes you have to repeatedly move
Because the person watching said: "I paid a lot for this movie"
Sometimes you have to do it again and sometimes like you play "Reindeer Games".
That's what I mean
What we have to do is how to approach them.
Do your best, Guys You're here.
Your friend is here.
Just stand up and just shut up Don't speak Especially you.
Alright!
That's pretty funny.
Aim the camera for shooting
Good luck friend.
Get rid of your hand from me. You bastard!
Alright. On the third count We do it fast, beat them...
... because when everything gets messed up They can't make that film.
Right?
Ready?
1, 2, 3!
"Good Will Hunting 2, Hunting Season,"
16th Scene, 5th Taking
Think about salary. OK.
You don't want to say "Action" Gus?
Please Ben I said I was busy.
Right, I still remember that class. But honestly, I feel very innocent.
I also remember at that time. Between hours will be afternoon.
Will we repeat it again?
I hope, maybe you give a little cheat sheet about "Shouthern Colonies"
Remember what Wood said? / What words? I said you were here to throw up again Gordon Wood.
But you forgot about Vickers./ No, I've read Vickers...
... so I inherited wealth, Will Hunting. But now you are better, Smart Youth...
... you used to easily vent anger.
No, you stopped reading books while I read it...
You don't even know it at all. Face it, friend.
You're not as good as before, Will Hunting.
Do you still like to eat apples?
I hate hearing them say apple, Will. What we will do?
Chuckie? Yes?
This is the hunting season.
Apple Jam, Bitch.
Sorry to disturb, gentlemen. We are working on a 10-7 case
Ah, you do it again, Ben? Do not lie!
Because today I'm not with Prostitutes!
That's them!
Affleck, you exploded in the "Phantom" movie, yo!
Catch them!
resync by genoveva
All right, you bastard. We see who you really are.
Damn Miramax. Cut!
Shannen, I have the right to say "cut". / Monkey, Wes?
I mean, even you have never trained it right?
What? The results of the research state that people like monkeys.
We like this monkey!
Right?
They are fantastic people.
You know what I mean, friend. You really like "my dog" right?
Oh God, you must be sick. Are you all right? Help them stand up.
Hey, aren't you screwing pie?
Right?
Did you hear? Will never.
Hey, hey, you're a loser right? or Sissy, you sway in the Boys And Girls
That saying is always "screwing pie". I am haunted by those words.
You put your "bird" into pie. / Enough! I'm Jason Biggs.
Are you really up to three times with that Russian girl like in a movie?
Do you mean Shannon? Not true.
Ow, she's very beautiful. If I were you, I will...
Or maybe this one?
Wait, wait, not the one...
Oh, yes.
Pretty funny, friend. Damn, you're Dawson.
James, to be exact, James Van Der Beek. / Why did Pacey steal Joey from you?
If I were you, I'd put him into a garbage can
Did you really watch the film? / Yes, Joey is very sweet.
Have you been with him three times? / Only once.
Wait a minute. Who are you?
They are StuntMan, Stupid!
Is that right? / Of course.
What is StuntMan for? / For films which will begin filming in 15 minutes?
Bluntman And Cronic: Strike Back
Yeah, you are my successor, obviously. A.K. Cast.A Silent Bill.
Bob. Right.
And he is Cronic, A.K.A Ray./ Jay, Fuck! Don't you read the script?
Is there a script? Is there a script for this film?
Wait a minute. We will be back soon.
Fuck you and Dawsonmu. Go to Pacey's hell.
We take it from here. Throw them out. Bam, there's no film.
A useless monkey.
What did the two gays do there?
What is "gay" do you mean? They only discuss in the corner.
Yeah, but ../ Just call it homophobe?
Guaranteed the same?
For example, Oh, it's gay, male.
Oh, look at that gay group. Look at that gay dog.
And others are gay. I understand?
I like gay people, OK? You too.
Oh, look at the monkey! / Surely you would say this monkey is gay.
How do you know if he doesn't suck another monkey's "bird"?
Look, he is so funny.
Very cute!
All right, let's face them, beat and don't stop until Holywood young people...
... get paid, Ready? Hajar!
It's called Funky Monkey.
Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek, We are Security.
There are two intruders in the parking lot. They enter through your bedroom window.
Uh, yeah, they're here.
Did they hurt you? Do I need to contact your Bodyguard?
No need, we've kicked their ass. What a mess.
It's good if we ask permission to enter to take over.
Not yet, me and Jason Biggs are naked here, together.
Oh. OK
We wait until you clean up.
What do we do to get out of here to make them invisible?
You guys got it wrong! You have never watched WB?
I'm a teen idol, damn it! Don't you recognize me?
Look at me! I'm Sleep Pie!
Yeah, well, in prison, he'll be a pie.
Good idea for Lunch Box, This costume is suitable for disguising.
Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek!
Good. You have changed costumes.
It's time to shoot. The director is impatient, OK?
The director doesn't like will continue to wait, OK?
Silent Bob!
Look at all this garbage. $ 70 million, I didn't even see a black crew.
This is embarrassing. really embarrassing./ Your coffee, sir.
Did you spit on this? I don't spit in it, sir.
There are boogers in it? / There are no boogers in it, sir.
Do you know the film school? You must know so you can see Negroes...
... directing big films like this. You have to go to film school.
Does your father know that you gave coffee to Negroes?
Will it kill him?
There are no boogers in it, sir.
Taste it! Feel it!
Taste the taste of boogers. I know there's a boogers flavor there
It feels good, sir. / It's not good at all! Now clean it.
Have white blondes, so I can enjoy it.
You want it, sir. / No, that's your kemuanmu and that's the problem.
Eh, Chaka? Hi, I'm the Banky Edwards author of "Bluntman And Cronic".
We met last week. I'm an Executive Producer.
Oh, you are the Executive Producer!
Why isn't it "Executive Coffee Producer Latte"? and "The Cookies Pie", ok, Fucky?
This is Banky. / No, Fucky.
You know that I respect your work as an artist.
I'm an artist myself. I draw comics.
Yes, man, you're a plagiarist, okay?
Nobody dares to say honestly to you.
You copied every line of the image. Are you a hijacker, okay?
Do you think only Fat Albert is the plagiarist? Not!
Bill Cosby did it with a ruler. And that's very good.
Rubbish, garbage? Rubbish?
Eh, Biggs and Van Der Beek are ready, Chaka.
I don't see it! Where are these trash movie stars?
Damn, this stage must have spent hundreds of dolas.
Get away from me. What is this?
Look at this. An ornament of "Gay Hood" and "The Color Purple".
Who am I? Who am I? I'm the director!
Chaka Luther King, that's me. / No, wait a minute...
I think Banky and Holden created this garbage.
And I stole it. I give it back to Negroes.
To redeem what you took from us (Negro).
Do you know that I sparked the idea for "Sesame Street"?
I started before PBS.
White people stole it. It is true.
I call it "Nigger With Puppets" Negro and Bonek, Interesting right?
So, are you ready? OK! We start rolling new movements.
All right, everyone is ready in their respective positions! / The camera is ready!
I brought you a new coffee, sir. Without a booger. Keep out of my sight!
You look beautiful.
"Bluntman And Cronic Strike Back"
Scene 37, first take !.
What are you waiting for? Action!
Bootchies Umsnootchie?
What's the matter?
HALO CHILDREN THIS MARK HAMILL (Applause)
You don't think I'll find your precious Blunt Cave, Hempknight!
Now you and your friend finally will feel what is called "COCK-KNOCKER"
Why are you called COCK-KNOKER
Actually, there is a funny story behind this. You will like it. The real story...
Hempknight, get my revenge...
I think George Lucas will sue someone.
Last message before I kicked your ball, Bluntman?
Sick "Pie Sleepers"!
White people can't fight.
Don't mess with a Jedi Master, kid.
Yo, Fist Whore!
Call me "Darth Balls". Bong!
God.
Hey, it's not in the script.
So this is Hollywood?
Now, it's time for camera-action Jay and Silent Bob.
Don't move, you terrorists Child prostitutes!
God!
Oh! Oh, God.
Oh. Uh, sorry everyone. It should be a warning shot.
I'm clear on the wrong stage.
Will he be okay?
Not good.
You can't beat me, Van Der Beek.
This film will be like "House Party" looks like "House Party 2".
Or "House Party 3".
Shut your mouth. / Yes, sir.
Chaka! You call Dawson, don't you?
Chaka! Can I have a "cut" here?
Not anymore.
Whose ball is broken, Whore?
Okay, that's enough. I'm out of here.
Chaka, I'm going to your house.
What's the matter ?!
C.L.I.T. stop here, Jay and Silent Bob!
Additional white people in this film? Shit!
Federal Wildlife of Marshall. All hope to be calm.
Return to your film stage.
These people are leaders of a terrorist organization sought for kidnapping a small monkey.
They don't really steal monkeys.
That's just a transfer so we can steal this.
And they are not leaders of C.L.I.T.
C.L.I.T. it doesn't exist.
No, no, no. No, C.L.I.T. is real.
C.L.I.T. there it is.
A woman's vital tool is a myth.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Are you all right?
I think you exploded, Boo-Boo Kitty-Brengsek.
You still remember it!
Oh, that's a trap, Jay.
Missy, Sissy, Chrissy, and I are international jewel thieves.
We arrange you to be a feeder.
But I can't let it go just because I love you.
Yes? That means we will make love, right?
Of course.
Then, we will consider "Necrophilia"
Because he will die Hi, Jussy. We caught you when it wasn't right?
You have to give them up "go down" (arrested) Jussy
I want to "go down", but this angel...
appeared on my shoulder saying "Listen".
I replied, "what?"
Shut up, before I shoot you with those red boots, sissy.
Damn, I'm wearing sissy boots.
Why don't you say?
Hand over the diamond, Justice.
I don't want to, Sissy.
Then your girlfriend will get one bullet in his brain
Yo, beautiful woman!
What if you auditioned for my film
If you need to invite others. Come on!
Damn it! Shit! Shit!
Oh, damn it!
Whites with weapons?
It's time for blacks to go away from here.
You really disappointed me, Justice. Betrayal for a bastard whose mouth is dirty Open that reason, Sissy?
What style do you want from me to kick your ass?
Are you kidding me?
I taught you all your movements There is no move from you which I can't defy.
You don't fit "ShaoLin Monk."
Yeah, but I'll bury you with "Crouching Tiger"
The style of "Fly Trap?" / I will strike you with "Dragon Queen".
What about "Prostitutes, My Boyfriend Is Not a Child from Your Father?"
Show.
Aah!
Stupid slut!
Yo, I hope one of them will tear the clothes...
and we can see their breasts rolling around.
Mr. Biggs, Mr. Van Der Beek, I just want to say hello. Hi, I'm Banky...
Banky Edwards!
You're a bastard, we're here for understanding!
Damn it! What are you doing here?
Why did you shoot me?
Two reasons.
One, because we are girls not!
Second, because you're a man!
Just outside.
Stop the movie? Are you crazy?
All the bastards on the Internet call our names...
... because of this damn stupid movie.
What on the Internet is only defaming is not clear who is being addressed
Stopping the movie won't stop them too.
This isn't fair!
We came to Hollywood, I fell in love.
We stole monkeys, we got shot
and my ball was hit by a person named "COCK-KNOCKER"
Okay, I'm sorry for you. Really concerned.
But Miramax, you know Miramax Films...
... pay me the money from the proceeds sale of "Bluntman And Cronic"
So, what I hear about people who insult you...
on the Website... it's not my business!
Oh, I think YES We have an agreement with you, based on comics, please know...
Similarity of Rights...
... and because we don't have talent to be an artist...
... but clearly based on character...
... for the basis of filmmaking, Bluntman And Cronic...
... you could say the basic character chosen by Miramax Films...
... legally, you must ask for our consent...
... to transfer characters from comics to movies.
If you don't do it, Banky,
... you have violated the original contract...
Then, you are in a position which must be followed up...
Yes.
You will damage my film career.
Now, we want something for our mental suffering.
Tell you what, we finish monetary I will give 1/2 of what I got.
1/2? / 1/2 isn't fair enough? Well.
I will divide 2/3 from what I can.
Your bastard. You said 1/2.
You can't take it anymore.
Agree.
You look weak, Justice.
Call me Boo-Boo Kitty-Brengsek Bitch.
Hello?
Armistice?
I thought my shot hit them.
I'm really a sniper. I always...
Gosh...
Get out. The game is complete.
Are you okay Boo-Boo Kitty-Brengsek?
I just want to jump and save you.
Damn, police. We have to get out of here.
No, no, no. I'm tired of blurring
Oh, Marshall. Hey, are you awake?
Wake up, Marshall.
Oh. You are okay?
Oh, God, I'm paralyzed!
The monkey shot my ass and I'm paralyzed!
Oh, sweet insults!
You're not paralyzed. It's just a sedative.
Oh, God! Ouch!
Shot by a monkey!
Do you have friends at the FBI?
They all got away, but I failed the test.
Why did I become Marshall a Wildlife Federation?
I'll tell you! Because I'm a clown!
Maybe not.
I can give you an agreement that makes you enter the FBI without having to take an exam.
What kind of agreement?
You cleared the charges on Jay and Silent Bob...
... and said, you never looking for a monkey...
Instead, I will give you the diamond we stole and submit Missy, Chrissy, Sissy, and myself...
... but I want my law to be reduced...
Do you really want to do it?
For his sake, I am willing to do anything.
I'm an international jewel thief who faces a prison sentence.
Alright. I'm an addict with a monkey.
If I'm jailed, Are you ready to wait?
I don't know.
Are you going to make love to me if it's free?
Don't change the subject. Will we make love if you are free?
Snoogans.
Wow, there's a lot of love here.
Regardless of what you might have heard...
I don't kiss men.
OK. Take it easy, champ.
Sorry, Justice. We have to go.
Hey, don't steal monkeys.
Fuck you. Fair enough.
Wait for me.
What, here?
Well, you're rich, fall in love
Well, you're in love
In the end, You have your own monkey
What else do you want two Jersey Teenagers to do?
All we have to do is stop our insult ... on the Internet as a start.
What have I told you?
You can't do much to stop them.
Well, briefly appear in all their homes and beat them all, maybe.
You know, with the money we get from movies, we can buy plane tickets.
Yes?
Are you "Magnolia Fan" who sent a post
Yes.
Are you writing Fuck Jay and Silent Bob
fuck with their stupidity?
Yes. Some time ago. So?
You said Jay and Silent Bob were like clowns, and if they were real "I will throw it with dirt because it's so stupid"
Yes. Is it true?
Right.
Right. It is true.
That's right.
That's right. Right.
Right.
Very good.
That's worse than Clash of the Titans.
I can't believe it
Reminds me to change the Detention Order "
Why?
Because I will promote. This film is on the Internet tonight.
Why has Hollywood never made worthy comic films?
Tell them Steve-Dave. Can you stop calling me that?
That's just a compliment to a teenager who refuses to mature Yes, Sys, but it's better than "Mallrats".
At least Holden means well to keep his good name.
Why doesn't Miramax choose another comic, is it because you have a relationship?
You mean, "Chasing Amy"? It won't work as a movie.
But
I'm very embarrassed.
Unfortunately, it seems like that
Taking characters and changing them throughout the 90 minutes is just a Gay Joke
It feels like watching Batman and Robin again.
Thank you. That means many people who pretend to be Shaft...
... that is against men who are holding hostage Shaft.
Uh-uh. I don't know you can complain.
I don't focus too much on movies...
... but I just have to say Bluntman And Cronic, "Bluntastic"
Does the foot also need to be chained?
Don't force me to shoot you, Justice.
Yo!
The party is across the street,
displays the biggest band in the world!
Morris Day and Time!