Jack and The Beanstalk
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The master, captain nasty, big bad wolf, evil step mother...
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Who's goes there... Who goes... therzz...
Just call me, Jack...
HELP!
mind if I borrow these?
Pretty good... - Oh my puddle...
Oh, wow...
Oh Jack, Jack, JACK!
What are you doing Jack?
We don't deal with a homeland(?) here son, we deal in...
what? anyone? Start with "R"...
Re-a-lity...
Yes, thank you. REALITY.
This is the real world Jack. And everybody knows their place here.
What Damsel on Distress, Rapunzel?
Help me, ooh Help me... Help! (clapping)
Oh our prince are charming... -Oh yeah...
Once I knew are incredibly adorable.
Granny... Granny... Granny...
Our beauty's sleeping...
Our step sisters are ugly and mean... - Your so hot...
And there's you, Adrian... Come on Jack, start with "H"...
Heroics? - Right, but look at your grades, your failing.
You haven't done one heroic deed all semester.
I'm thinking of changing your major to something else.
Start with the "V"... Vil... Vil... anyone?
Village idiot...
(Laughing) Dumbs.
Its honorable and worthy fairytale profession, Jack.
Please sir, all I ever wanted to be is a hero.
You want to be a hero?
Everybody wants it Jack, but few that commit.
I will.
Your making me laugh, Jack. Stop, your killing me.
I don't think you're up to it.
I mean with your family history, only one other persons ever flop.
Heroics, anyone... anyone?
Start with "J"... Ja...?
Jack's father.
I am not like my father.
He failed. - No, he disappeared. Lost on the heroes quest.
No, Jack. He failed, ran away.
Well, I wont. I work harder. I'll prove to you, to everybody...
that I'm not a failure.
Really Jack? (Bell ringing)
Have a good weekend.
Homework is navigation and Hansel and Gretel try to be better this time.
Don't worry, I have plan.
Sir, if I do a heroic deed, would you pass me?
I'll need... what? Start with "E", Ev...
Evidence?
Exactly. Take it the weekend Jack, home to term of who you are.
Heroic Report Card. Overall Grade: F.
Good morning butcher, baker. Frank. - Hello.
Sorry, Mayor Lichfield.
You must try to stay focus on where you going young man.
Exactly my problem.
Good afternoon, Lib-re.
Oh, good afternoon mayor.
I love the new clothes.
Oh, thank you. How kind, yes it fits like a globe.
oh jelly-good, jelly-good.
OK then.
Mayor Lichfield. - Yes...
How do you make a sacrifice?
Oh, I love a good riddle. I do know Jack. Do you read sacrifice?
Its a question.
Oh, you actually asking cause you wonder my advice, do you?
its a good question Jack and its a very simple answer.
The way to make a sacrifice is to take the most precious
thing that you have and give it away to help someone else.
Really? - Really. That's all...
That's all to it, young man.
Thank you very much. - Oh, you're very welcome.
You're very good boy. Do watch where you going and
excuse me I have to go but the pipe pipe giving
the recital and I don't wanna be late, bye-bye.
...we're be late... come, come...
Right, what's the most precious thing I have.
The old the video game.
That's weird, I don't remember that being there.
Hello, anyone here?
Hey, hi.. How you doing? Good to see you.
Bonjour no welcoming, what's up?
Hey.
What can I do for you, how can I help? What do you want, what do you need?
This is everything I own.
And I'm willing to give it up.
Oh, the old digital bulk-eye, the computer
of wonders the cyber jersey, C.O.W
...the COW.
I'll give you 500 gold pieces for it.
What?
600?
No, its only worth like 50.
Alright, 700?
No, offer me like 10. - 800?
5. - 900?
You're going the wrong way.
Final offer, a 1000.
You're not helping. I mean 2000% profit is not a sacrifice.
And I want to make a sacrifice.
No money, lets just trade.
Wow, I like it.
What about some a iron cane powder?
No, very poisonousness or
Do you know? I admit that some girls let
this glass slipper, there's only one
of the kind, its a collectors item it's worth a fortune.
No.
I have a spinning wheel that spin straw into gold, you'll be rich.
No.
Hand of Minos, its a little gross. - No, you don't get it.
Three beans.
Three beans?
Is it a trade or what?
You're gonna give me three lousy beans for my C.O.W?
Take it or leave it? - I'll take it.
What generosity, what sacrifice.
Thank you. - You're welcome, no problem.
See you another, good to change.
See you around, Jack.
Hey there, Grayson. Whose the good boy?
Mom.
Hey mom, guess who did a totally heroic today? - Hey Jack.
Mom, what's wrong? - Oh nothing. How was your day?
Good. - Thats good. Good, I'm glad.
How's yours? - Well... I got fired.
What? What happened?
Apparently, elves is coming at night and finishing all our work.
Now the shoe maker wants to cut back on labor force so he can save money.
Hmpfh, stupid goody goody elf.
That's OK mom.
Things will be better after dinner. I'm starving, how about you?
We're not starving.
Bread crumbs?
Yeah, a couple of kids just throw them away.
Bread crumbs? Brilliant plan.
You couldn't ask for direction, could you?
Man.
Sit down Jack.
Jack, we have to do something very hard right now.
We're in a tight spot and I need you to do to make a big sacrifice.
Funny, you just said that.
I want you to sell the C.O.W, Jack. It is the only thing we have a value.
But, mom. - With the money we get from that,
we could feed ourself until I get back on my feet.
Well, here's the thing. I cant really do that.
I need you to be brave about this.
I would, I really would but mom...
There's no but, Jack.
I don't have it anymore.
You wanna run bribe me again?
I give it away.
What? What were you thinking?
I just trying to be heroic.
Oh, Jack. I cant go trough this again.
Not after your father. - I�m not like him, mom.
Oh Jack. - I'm not.
Hello.
Excuse me.
Of course.
Hey, wait. What happened to the pawn shop?
I need to get my C.O.W back.
See what's flock's blows in from the
turbulent gale of this life. - Huh?
Have you drifted from your fated path, young journey man? - Huh?
Are you lost kid?
No, I'm looking for the pawn shop. it was right here, earlier today.
Same place, same counter. hmph, weird.
Indeed your words are cloudy, as the highland winter Morse.
What do you talking about?
Look kid, I'm just trying to give this thing a little color.
Some vocabulary, okay?
You'd think everything else are sounds like a nursery rhymes?
A thesaurus is not a kind of dinosaurs. See what I mean?
Oh, okay. Where for all thus the establishment
of the prefey and trading sale.
What? - The Pawn shop?
Will you stop with the pawn shop? There is no pawn shop, get over it.
Great, just great. So hero.
You're a hero? We don't get many of those stories anymore.
Nowadays its all graphic novel and the...
manga... manga... manga...
but a real literature with a real hero, excellent.
So, what's your quest? - Quest?
Well, every hero needs a quest, the great and worthy goal?
Well, I don't have one.
No problem, we'll see what's available.
The Golden Flist(?)
Its been done.
Arc of confident?
Ah that reserved for the chap with the head and the...
Oh, he's great. Yeah.
Atlantis? How long can you hold your breath?
No, no.
The impossible dream. Do you sing it all?
Well, there is not much left, I mean there's the...
Wait, ow no I don't think this was for you, its too difficult.
What is it?
Well, its "Destiny Harp" the golden harp that's been stolen
and it needs to be return. Its need a hero with
a little more experience, short of the sequel quest, really.
I can do it.
Well, I guess its up to you then.
What is this?
Everybody has a story, but only a few are worthy of being told.
One more thing...
this is for you.
Is this a key?
What is it open?
Well, maybe it'll open something for you and
you need it maybe a little close
something for you as well one day.
Thank you. - You're welcome.
Wait a second. This is our family crest.
Why's the door lock?
Hello? Is there anybody there? Hello.
Jack...
did you get the C.O.W back?
I tried mom, but the store changes into the book shop.
And, what's that?
Oh, the store owner give it to me and he said it was a heroes quest.
Again with the hero stuff.
Your father wasn't a hero Jack.
No matter what you may wanna believe...
he talk all the time about secret mission,
saving damsel and spooring giants.
But in the end, he just left us.
Didn't you believe any of it?
Well, there is the time...
No, It was just stories.
And he never came home, that was no fairytale.
We cant eat dreams Jack. I wish we could but we cant.
Don't worry mom, I'll help out first thing tomorrow.
Alright sweetheart. - Good night.
What was I thinking?
What is that?
Who's said that?
Who said who said that?
Who said who said who said that?
It's me. I can talk. I'm a monster.
Wake up, wake up, wake up.
WAKE UP.
(Screaming)
Who are you?
Jack, its me. Grayson.
Our goose? - Freaky huh?
You can talk?
I can talk, I can walk, I can sing.
Wont you come home to belly, wont you come home.
I cry the whole night trough.
Well, I can talk and walk. You see I... oh sorry.
I ju... Hey, how do I do that?
What are these things?
Thumbs.
And I can do these with them?
Wow, cool.
What happened to you?
Well, as far as I can see, I ate a bean.
They were magic? Of course, they were magic.
So, if you're you... and the beans...
Wow.
Hey Jack, where you going?
This maybe the coolest thing ever.
The coolest? Hello?
Can it talk? Can it do this?
Hello, my name is tummy thumb thumb-kins and I'm a principle.
I can turn pages.
Shh... You hear that?
Sounds like a harp?
A harp? Destiny's harp.
What are you talking about?
Its my quest.
Ah Jack. Wow, wow, Jack. Wow.
What wow? Wow what?
Jack begins climbing the magical beanstalk.
It was right there, I swear it.
Tell me what it says.
Its doing it. Its doing it.
Jack begins climbing the magical beanstalk,
thus begins his quest for Destiny's Harp...
Alright Grayson. Come on, let's go.
Up, up there?
Well, yeah.
I... I don't think so. I'm not good with high...
and I'm not good with quest either.
I have an old war quest injury.
You know what, go up there, take plenty of pictures,
send me a post card and give my love for the Harp.
You know what, you're right. Why don't you stay down there
and look out for the big bad wolf, okay.
Wolf?
Don't you just love climbing Jack?
Got my helmet, got my rope. Ha ha.
A beanstalk, this is just what I need.
Hey Grayson. I could see our house from here.
Oh, that's nice.
Can I go downs there get some worm on the way.
Jack, would you slow down a second, please...
Hey.
I cant hold on much longer. I'm so cold, I have me bumps.
You're a goose, you could always fly.
Oh yes, that's a good idea. If its were yesterday.
But you could use the thumbs.
What do you say?
I would an output.(?)
What now?
I wanna see if there is any mention of breakfast.
You know, like some bacon, fish brown, waffles maybe.
Oh, here its come.
Climbing the beanstalk probability cold and held many other hardships.
Hardships? That's plural.
Why cant it just be one hardships, its a bunch of hardships.
Nothing in the book that says Grayson makes some a
bangle of smears, a cup of coffee and everything's fine.
How many hardships can it be?
Hey fellas, remember me?
Define irony.
I'll get you for that, Maury.
We've made it.
Let go.
I'm trying but my thumbs have the mind of their own.
And I think that maybe stupid.
OK, on three. Ready.
One... three.
What happened to two?
Where are we?
now, let me check.
Okay, ah Jack and Grayson. Grayson?
I'm in the book, I'm the literary character. he he.
Jack and Grayson find themselves in the maze Kingdom of the evil giant.
You see, I'm in the...
with the evil... ooh, crud.
There it is again.
Come on Grayson, let's go.
Come on Grayson. Let's go this way.
Jack. Jaaack. Jack?
Jack? NO-
Excuse me. - Please all speak up.
Excuse me.
Raise your voice, he's probably deaf. Scream it out louder.
Just scream it out. - EXCUSE ME.
Is that Destiny's Harp?
(Crying)
I cant believe you scream it out on the old man,
you make him cry. What's the mat... kids.
Sir, I'm sorry I didn't mean to yell.
Its not that, its just you said that word.
You know that word?
Destiny's harp?
(Crying more louder)
Is that it?
No no, this is just a cheap imitation.
This is beautiful.
Well it should be, he's a master craftsman.
See, it made by the legendary stradaberries.
No, that's not it. - But its says right here, Stradaberries.
My name is Very Saddius.
Oh, yeah. Well he's well-known to... I guess.
How I love my Destiny...
Yeah, I love my destiny too. I only wish I knew what my destiny was.
One minute, I'm a goose.
I was wondering around picking at worms, everything's great.
Then I wake up and I've got this face, its hideous...
No, its not that destiny. Destiny is my granddaughter.
She was always a harp.
She was a beautiful little girl, with the voice that good make the angles weep.
She was the light of my heart...
until the giant heard her singing...
and wanted the songs for himself.
Oh Giant its evil.
He plunders everything he want.
He took my Destiny...
Sing for me... Sing.
Never.
She was use to sing for the brute.
So he using the last of the stolen poison,
he cast a spell and turn her into
a Golden Harp.
I tried to rescue her so many others but nobody can defeat the giant.
That's why, I tried to make another harp to exchange for her.
Ask him one question and he tells you a story,
it was like a three half an hours long.
Excuse me, ah how's the harp going?
... Okay.
So, where is Des...
(Crying again?)
...the harp now.
The giants has her in the castle, keeps it under a lock and a key.
Come on, we headed to the castle.
No, no. Don't you understand? The maze is fill with puzzles and problems.
And the giants knows everybody whose in it.
There are only two kind of people who attempt this.
A hero or a lunatic.
Don't worry, between the two of us, I think we got that covered.
We bring her back. I promise.
Come on Grayson...
Come on Grayson. He's ordered me around, he's stup...
pssttt...
Destiny...
GRAYSON...
Coming trough. - Science gone mad, that's what that is.
Pesticide, Herbicide, Growth hormones.
This is nature's fury.
Yeah, or a magic beans.
Oh yeah, obviously nature fury or magic beans.
I think its nice.
Yeah, either way you know what its means.
Trouble? - Its couple or less.
Tea? - Thank you.
Its like a big stick of broccoli.
Excuse me, I think my son is up there.
Don't worry ma'am, we're highly train professional.
I'm Sergeant Who.
This is officer What.
And a multicultural over here officer Where.
Hi. - Well...
Well what? - Yes...
Not you. - Sorry...
What are you going to do?
I'm going to do exactly what he tells me to...
Who? - Exactly.
Listen to me, my son is up there. - Where?
Up there! - No ma'am not where, I meant Where.
Yes sir! - She said her son's up there.
Who? Is that Sergeant Who do you at?
No, who's up there?
Who's down here?
Me, you, and him stupid.
MY SON IS UP THERE.
What? - Yes...
NOT YOU! - Sorry.
Are you gonna do something?
Who? Me? - You WHO!!
Yuuuhuuu... (LOL)
This is ridiculous.
There's my little song bird.
Don't change your tune for me.
That was a song of hope a moments ago.
I want to know why?
Sing.
Nooo...
I'll give you a cookie.
I cant eat anymore.
I'll read you a story.
No you wont, you always slept.
SING!
Young hero is coming to save Destiny,
going storm the castle to set me to go free.
Oh really?
Who is he?
Who is this boy?
Tell me....
Alright, I could never hurt you...
but he could.
Now, tell me about this boy?
What are his weaknesses?
Did you hear that? - No.
Well, if you did hear something and your a little scared I...
understand it and if you wanna go home, I backed up on it.
If you wanna go back, I understand...
No...
Hey.
What's in limit (?) you change your mind?
Tap a pages 51.
Jack and his best friend Grayson.
Never been a best-friend before.
Okay, well... look likes the hard part's behind us.
Hey...
Oh crud. This doesn't look good.
The giants thought he might sends a little welcoming party.
Oh... a party? I was scared for a minute, but a party.
We'll had some cakes, some ice cream, they'll make balloon animal.
And maybe we'll sing karaoke and then go home.
(laughing)
Not really the kind of party had in mind.
I think I'll leave you and your new friends to get acquaintance.
Oh, that's gotta be painful.
Shut up, get him.
Hey, that's a goose feather(?).
Twister, uh...
Daddy, you've come home. - What?
What? - Err, nothing. Nothing at all.
Wow, that was fantastic. I mean, you've save us.
(Dream girls songs...)
Wow, I mean that was wow.
You with the hu...
and the ha... and the hiaaa... wow...
I'm Jack. - I'm Jillian. Who's the dorky?
I'm a goose, why is that so hard for people? - This is Grayson.
So, who were those guys anyway?
That? That was Dobbytok.
The Giant number one and his brute squad.
You guys must have the giant pretty worried if he send them.
The giant is worried about us?
Hah, punk better be...
Now he's gonna be mad. Look, we have to go in fast.
These scariest bubble Meany will be back with a
greater number and with something more than just pillows.
Follow me.
Wait, I got a bad feeling about this.
Ah, sorry sister but, we're on a ultra top secret mission.
Yeah, to get a Destiny's harp. - How did you know that?
Entire Kingdoms knows, I can help you.
Look, we appreciate your help and all lad, but we got this under control.
I mean aside(?) from her dazzling ability with
bedroom furnishing, what could she really do for us?
This is the magical kingdom of Taliot which
you ever reach by climbing a magical beanstalk.
The giant terrorizes this land for over 30 years, kidnap Destiny,
the daughter of Very Saddius so he can trump(?) his stone maze
in return of earning his granddaughter which he turn her into the magical harp
that he keeps lock away in a trump(?) that can be only open by two keys,
one of it Giant wear it under his neck and
the second which hanging in the crystal cave.
Oh and I've been notice the maze like the back in
my hand and I have the scar in my right thumb. (:stress:)
Wow.
So?
And a peanut butter jelly sandwiches.
Peanut butter jelly tud... Peanut butter jelly tud...
Okay.
Come on. - Ouch...
Peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly... Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat.
OKAY! - He takes away my big musical number...
She's amazing huh?
I don't know if I used the term amazing, I bet might not be the first thing I...
I mean look even on the book it wouldn't call her amazing.
I mean look here... a-amazing. Oh... crud...
May I have your attention please, thank you.
The town counsel has unanimously decided this...
a beanstalk...
it look technically green-space.
And maybe a treat to our security so we'll going to cop it down.
Sir, my son is up there.
If you cop it down, he'll be trap with no way home.
Your son is up there? - Yes.
Right here? - No, he's there.
Oh madam, I'm so sorry.
Thank you.
Hopefully sorry for this, its unbelievably sacrifice you make on behalf of the town.
You're a good woman. Heroic and brave.
Bring in a lumberjack.
Oh no, you cant do that. Please. - I just did. I said bring in a lumberjack.
NO, you cant do that.
No, I can do it. I have the order as a mayor, I would bring the city counsel.
No please don't hug the thing, there's nothing to see...
bring me a lumberjack. - No.
Hold. Who goes there?
Us. - Friend or foe?
Friend. - Foe?
No, friend.
Go away.
I mean it, beat it, scram, get lost.
Is this the center of the maze? - No.
Are you sure? - No.
I get it, its opposite day right?
No.
Haha, I knew it.
He said no.
Which means "yes" right? - No.
Is everything opposite? - Not as far as you know.
This is not right Jack, come on. - No, Wait a second.
We're looking for a Destiny's harp. - Never heard of it.
Great, that's mean he knows all about it. - This is silly Jack, come on.
We heard you needed a key to set it free. - Its pack a lies.
Good, so we goes straight trough the maze.
No. - Good.
It's not on the other side of the maze. - Its not.
Yes. - Wait, yes to its not or its not not on the other side?
Yes. - No. - Right.
I'm lost. - You just gotta think backwards.
Or stupid. - Hey.
You cant get there from here. - Oh perfect. So how do we do it?
Well, don't keep to the left and you wont find an
iron door which doesn't lead to the crystal cave.
Fine, so we stay left and leads us trough an iron door
that take us to the crystal cave where we find a key that set us free, right?
Wrong. - Right.
It's a piece of cake.
Ah, its a piece a cake. It's easy, its a...
wait a minute, you said piece of cake?
Piece of cake.
Are there nasty things on the other side? - No, not at all. None... none... no.
Oh crud...
Well, you all seems to fail a test. So, go on.
Find the golden key, enjoy.
Thank you? - Bite me.
Did you see what he.. he said don't. Its not up...
So long... We have something bananas...
Hey, we gotta go left. - Its not the way jack. This way.
No no. he said don't go left and if he said don't go left,
we go left because its opposite day.
I'm sorry, how would you know?
Beside maybe its the totally honest day or trick the idiot day.
Look Jack, its dangerous in here and
do you really wants to risk your life to a chicken?
Hey. - Come on.
No wait, wait. Here, let's see what the books says.
The trio headed into the maze uncertain of what lay ahead.
Oh, this is not time for cliffhanger.
(Chicken sound) Oh, I really don't need that guy right now.
Have a nice day. Not, haha.
Okay, what's with the book?
Its my story.
You have a real story? - Well, yeah.
It mean its record everything you do?
Everyone you meet and what they doing stuff?
Oh, follow me. I'm the cute girl, I'm a little Miss Perfect.
I'll be your best friend, I'll save you from pillows.
And make everyone puke. - What is your problem?
I don't have a problem, I'm perfect, I'm Mr. Perfect.
Here we go, as they travel the maze, Grayson was
filled with envious thought and burning with jealousy.
Even though he had eaten the most peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
First of all, I only had three. - Four.
Alright, four the most but that what point of view that book taking.
Look, if she's so wonderful, how come she doesn't
have her own story? Why she has to be in us?
Maybe she's the bloody sidekick.
I'm the bloody sidekick.
Maybe I'm the hero.
Maybe she's the bad guy in disguise. - What?
MAYBE SHE'S THE BAD... - Shh...
I'm not the bad guy.
See, that's what the bad guy always said and then
they follow it up by going "I'm really not".
I'M REALLY NOT... - See...
She could be leading us into a trap. - What?
I won't leave her.
Okay, we get it Jack. You're not like
your father and maybe that's the problem.
You see, every hero has a tragic flaw that leads him to defeat.
Hamlet was a flippy flop and Killy had the foot thing and...
You trying so hard not to be your father that... your gonna fail.
I'm not a failure.
Come on Jillian. Let's go.
I... I didn't... Wait...
Over here...
Did you hear that? What was that?
Jack...
It's nothing.
Follow me.
No, no... We supp...
This way...
Hey, wait up.
What is this?
JACK...
Oh crud... - Let's get out of here.
Come on, let's go back.
We have you Jack, join us...
No, not me...
Jack, try to get out.
Its all over us.
The book. Throw me the book.
What? - Throw me the book.
If I rip the pages we could start over.
Jack, you cant... - The book now...
Jack, its the clues everything. - Throw it.
Got it.
Jack, over here....
Jack...
What'd you do?
It will be dark soon, we should camp for the night.
This way.
Yeah, like I'm sure that way safe.
What are you? - Lumberjacks.
What you do? - Chop...
What are you? - Lumberjacks.
What you do? - Chop...
What are you? - Lumberjacks.
What you do? - Chop...
Excuse me, hey fellas. Um, actually I don't chop.
What?
I always rather like trees there barky goodies there leafy fooliets.
Rather in the middle of something here. - I never want to be a lumberjack anyway.
I always wanted to do something different with my life.
Oh what did you want to be?
I wish want to be... - What? What?
I wish want to be... - Say it man...
A pet store owner.
What???
Yes, hug-able dogs, hamsters, little rabbits and the old witch in blue parrot.
Would you get rid of him. - Get rid of him.
We shall not be move...
What is it now.
We shall, we shall not be move...
We shall... We shall not be move...
That's it. The iron gate. Just like the opposite guy didn't say.
Yeah, good job its in here...
Its dark, come on...
Hello?
Hello, anybody here?
Its a three inch door. Who build a three inch door?
Grayson, I cant see anything. - Owh, who turn off the lights?
Hold on, I saw this once in a infirmary shop.
Jillian, are you alright?
Oh great, two keys.
It would have to be two keys that can make
an easy like have one key there and
the sign that says "take this key".
Well, let's see opposite guy said take the Golden Key.
So, it's easy. No, its opposite guy so that's mean its opposite
therefore we take the silver key cause he said the golden key
and we could take that but I guess that's mean something else.
You understand? - Not really.
But Jillian said take the Golden Key right?
Oh yeah, and Jillian's your friend.
JACK!
Let's get out of here.
Oh these are the strong bars.
Yeah, great friend-men-ship. Don't worry we'll never get out of here.
Bee, five four thumbs (?)... I smell the blood of an Englishman.
The Giant.
Well I, technically I'm not English or a man.
I'm an frantic roman and I think I maybe a quarter Italian on my mother's side.
Grayson. - What? Like you never been scared and...
What have we here.
Ah, you might wanna rinse that off.
Ewwww.... - 14 karats.
From me? I'm on a low fiber diet.
I thought you are a guy. - I am a guy.
Guys cant lay eggs. - We'll take agenda.
Oh, this swan lays an Golden eggs, Dobbytok.
I'm a goose, a goose...
Get him. - Okay...
Come here.
Let him go...
Did you really think you could beat me?
Little nobody like you.
Just who do you think you are? Boy...
Now... what about you?
Don't even think about it dog breath.
Ah, he doesn't know.
He doesn't know. He doesn't know.
Know what?
Jack, I tried to tell you.
You brought him here, just like you promise.
You set us up.
I did, but I had a really good reason.
I really did, just listen to me. Please, Jack.
Night night. - Please, Jack.
Jack....
Get in here, Ducky.
Lock the door.
Wait....
I did what you ask.
We had a deal, you bring me Jack
and I give you your father.
And I am a Giant of my word.
Dobbytok. - Got it.
Yes boss. - Get the father.
Oh yeah, father. Will do. Yes, I'll get the father.
Hello.
No father.
Take him, the old fool escape months ago,
found the escape route to the world below.
He got away but we crush the other prisoner who help him.
And guess what? Now, I have his daughter.
No, no. Let go of me. - Take her away.
We had a deal Giant, you lied.
You lied to me. Get off me.
Take her. - No, you lied.
Your a liar. Get off me you big green idiot.
(Yawning)
We have to get rid the beanstalk from the
terror over there do not come down here.
Chop her out too... Chop... Chop...
Chop... Chop... Chop...
Hello, can anybody hear me?
Hello? Is not used.
Get off me...
Get in there.
Lock the door. Bye-bye...
Jack, I... - Don't...
but I really wanna explain. - Just shut up okay.
Lay another egg.
LAY ANOTHER EGG.
Look, maybe it was a one time deal.
We could try the "Lamaze" method. You know... encourage and support.
...encourage and support.
JUST DO IT!
Mm, believable. Good.
Look, Jack... I really didn't mean for this
to happen, if only you knew why.
If the Giant's lucky(?), that's the lucky(?) do.
I'm not a lucky(?).
Once upon a time.
There was a girl name Jillian who wanted
to be the greatest hero of all time.
But her father was capture by The evil giant...
I did whatever I had to save my father,
I didn't care how I did it or who I hurt.
Then now I see it, there just so much
more being a hero than just what you do.
Its who you are.
Right.
Wait...
No, I rather to be anything in your story than a hero on my own.
You've shouldn't done that, now my story wont be told.
I failed.
Jack, a hero only a failure if you end the story too soon.
I wanna help you and Very Saddius.
And I'll go down to the beanstalk in search of my father.
What do you say jack?
Okay, let's do it. - Okay.
So, okay.
We need try to find a way out of here.
We need to find something to pick the lock, okay. - Okay.
Unbelievable. - Did you find something?
Its a family crest. Do you know it?
Dad...
Its mine, my family crest.
The old fool escape months ago,
found the escape route to the world below.
He got away but I crush the other prisoner who help him.
...crush the other prisoner who help him.
Jack...
I think I know what happened to your father.
He really was a hero.
But, he's gone now and I'm so sorry...
I'm really sorry... - No... No...
...the giant?
What's this?
I can really forgot about that.
We can use the wire from these, to pick a lock. - Cool.
You don't think. - What?
Weird...
Come on.
Shhh.
Jack. Jack.
Are you okay? - Yeah.
Look, its locked.
You better try to get out while you still can.
I'm not leaving you.
Jack, for the last time. You're not your father.
I am...
What?
Where did you get that?
That's odd. What did you know, I guess I really am a bad guy.
See Jack. I told you she was a bad guy.
Yeah, I'm the bad guy with the heart of Gold.
Well, you might have a heart of gold, but look at my... - Okay time to go...
This way. - No, the Giant is over there, we can get out there.
But I got to get the harp, its my quest remember.
Give me a call tomorrow. - No. Now.
That way, that way.
Jack...
Shh... - What?
No, not you, keep playing.
I'm gonna get you out of here, okay.
I got an idea.
What? Heroes have to eat too right?
Oh, and we could do the whole silver branch(? ) in the morning.
Okay. - Okay.
Going somewhere?
Duck. - I keep telling you, I'm not a...
Owh, you meant that I should have duck.
Yeah, yeah. Quick we need something to throw.
You're not throwing me then? - No not you, your eggs.
I cant just produce an egg, its only happens when I scared. - Percy... Gravy...
Bee Five Four Thumb...
Now it'll be a good time to run, head to the beanstalk.
Come on...
...hurry Jack.
Come back here.
Come on, hurry...
Wait, wait... Did you tie his boots together?
Well, I had help... THUMBS...
Hurry...
Here, give me your hand.
Come back, you'll never escape.
Where'd you go? Its coming. - Keep going.
Bring me back my harp.
Start climbing... - Hold on, hold on...
Let's go...
Jack.
Hurry, hurry...
You're okay Grayson? - Yup...
Hurry.
I can hear him. - Keep going.
Chop... Chop...
Jack, they coping the beanstalk down.
Bee, five, four thumb... I smell the blood of Englishman...
Be 'ye life or be 'ye dead...
I'll crush your bones to make my bread...
Oh dear, chop faster... Chop faster... Go...
Jack, hurry up.
Grayson, come on.
Faster... Get in, chop,chop faster...
Mom. - Jack.
Mom, its me, stop cutting its Jack.
Jack... - No no, you cant go up there. It's far too dangerous.
Hey mister, off with the donkey dunk.
You okay? Are you alright?
Mom, mom... - Jack...
You're okay, oh I was so worried. Are you alright?
I'm fine mom.
Daddy.
Well well... Mr. Thatcher junior.
I'll expect to see you again.
I know.
You have anything to show me? Before I'll give you, your final grade?
Grandfather... Grandfather...
Oh my Angel. You're here, your back to me.
Let me look at you. Oh you look so beautiful.
I'm not surprise, I guess the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree...
Excuse me...
Ah ah, you... Lancelot Squarejaw...
We have a heroes challenger four times than anyone.
He still looks good.
You see my life, was safe by a true hero Daniel Thatcher.
Daniel Thatc...?
He's sacrifice his life for mine...
but because of the injuries I sustain,
it was impossible for me to save Destiny or my own daughter.
And so I turn for help to the greatest hero I could find.
His son.
Its true, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
And the... Uh, What's that word I'm looking for? Start with a...
"P"... "P"... anyone?
Prove.
Maybe you should read this.
Once upon a time.
There was a boy named Jack.
Whose initiative, perseverance, and
sacrifice made him a true hero.
And now, with the help of these...
Oh, what do you call them? Oh yes... Thumbs.
Opposable thumbs.
Ahhemm...
Please, please, please...
Hip hip hurray... Hip hip hurray...
(CHEERING)
THE END