1 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:35,794 Excuse me. Oi! Whoa. Excuse me! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 2 00:00:35,869 --> 00:00:38,793 Can you remove your hat and earphones, please? 3 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:41,170 Remove the hat and the earphones. 4 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:44,094 Have you got some sort of form of ID, please? 5 00:00:45,546 --> 00:00:47,219 ID? 6 00:00:47,297 --> 00:00:49,265 - It's in my bag. - Sorry? 7 00:00:49,341 --> 00:00:52,470 - It's in my bag, officer. - Remove your bag. Give me it. 8 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:55,807 - My colleague will search it. - Anything in it that'll hurt me? 9 00:00:55,889 --> 00:00:58,688 Any sharps? Anything you shouldn't have? Illegal substances? 10 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:01,611 - Where were you coming from? - I don't have to answer that. 11 00:01:01,687 --> 00:01:05,282 - Where are you heading to now? - I don't have to answer that. 12 00:01:05,357 --> 00:01:08,987 We have reports of someone matching your description acting suspiciously... 13 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:12,790 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on here? - Step over here, gentlemen? 14 00:01:12,864 --> 00:01:15,492 No taking photographs or filming. D'you mind? 15 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:18,329 My colleague's gonna search you. Do you understand? 16 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:21,632 Step over here, please. Excuse me, step over here. 17 00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:25,007 - Mohammed, are you alright there? - Stand there. Stand there. 18 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:26,553 Gonna pat you down, alright? 19 00:01:26,628 --> 00:01:29,598 - Control. - You've got nothing in here, have you? 20 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:32,301 A Mohammed Anrawi. 21 00:01:32,384 --> 00:01:34,136 An-ra-wi. 22 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:36,688 Take your shoes off. 23 00:01:36,763 --> 00:01:40,859 - Shoes and socks, officer. - Oi, tell him. What's going on? 24 00:01:40,934 --> 00:01:43,904 "Do you understand that?" 25 00:01:43,979 --> 00:01:48,780 Patrol. Wilson, forget it. He's fucking job. 26 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:50,657 - What? - He's a fucking copper. 27 00:01:50,736 --> 00:01:53,159 - Why didn't you tell us? - Get in the car. 28 00:01:53,238 --> 00:01:55,991 For fuck's sake. Wasting my fucking time. 29 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:57,667 See you back at the nick, yeah. 30 00:01:57,743 --> 00:02:00,087 You not riding with your boys, PC Mohammed? 31 00:02:00,162 --> 00:02:01,789 Police training officer. 32 00:02:01,872 --> 00:02:04,751 This is why pigs are forbidden, brother. 33 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:06,961 D'you get that one? We don't do bacon. 34 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,769 Alright, boys? Alright? How's your missus? 35 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:27,356 - Early night for him. - You still got it cracked? 36 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:30,784 How are the boys, alright? How's it going, mate? 37 00:02:30,859 --> 00:02:33,328 Alright, I'm alright. 38 00:02:38,784 --> 00:02:41,913 Violence has returned to the streets of Shadwell. 39 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:45,124 Reports of gang violence and street crime to Shadwell Town FC 40 00:02:45,207 --> 00:02:50,179 are sparking concerns that the historic reputation of the club's followers... 41 00:02:50,253 --> 00:02:54,383 - No one likes the Shadwell Army! - No one likes the Shadwell Army! 42 00:02:54,466 --> 00:02:56,468 No one likes the Shadwell Army! 43 00:02:56,551 --> 00:03:00,101 No one likes the Shadwell Army! 44 00:03:00,180 --> 00:03:03,059 What is freedom? They pollute us. 45 00:03:03,141 --> 00:03:05,109 They poison us. 46 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:08,439 Side-by-side with this country's freedom 47 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,399 we must carry our faith. 48 00:03:18,115 --> 00:03:22,621 We are the Shadwell, the Kennel is our place! 49 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:27,337 Shadwell never, ever, ever shall lose face! 50 00:03:31,628 --> 00:03:34,177 Two Muslims walk into Heaven. 51 00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:36,554 Place is teeming with wall-to-wall crumpet. 52 00:03:36,633 --> 00:03:39,887 All dancing along to the beat of the call to prayer. 53 00:03:39,970 --> 00:03:41,392 All wearing burkas. 54 00:03:41,471 --> 00:03:44,691 Mohammed turns to Mohammed, he says, "This is alright, mate". 55 00:03:44,766 --> 00:03:47,690 Mohammed turns back, he says, "I don't fancy your 70 much". 56 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:49,897 Used that one last week. 57 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:54,110 I mean, be honest, what man 'ere, if offered an eternity of bliss 58 00:03:54,192 --> 00:03:57,617 with 70 of Heaven's most beautiful virgins 59 00:03:57,696 --> 00:04:00,575 in return for jamming a stick of Semtex up your jacksy, 60 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:02,079 well, who wouldn't have that, eh? I would. 61 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:04,537 I've got a stiffy the size of Big Ben 'ere. 62 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:05,745 In your dreams. 63 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:08,753 See the new mosque got its planning permission then. 64 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:10,709 And where are they sticking that? 65 00:04:10,792 --> 00:04:14,217 Only slap fucking bang next to Shadwell's football ground. 66 00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:16,890 - Fucking shame! - What's that all about, eh? 67 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:21,687 Ain't a new mosque we need. What we need is a new stadium for our football team. 68 00:04:21,762 --> 00:04:23,560 Any dogs here? 69 00:04:23,638 --> 00:04:27,768 I mean it's all very well selling out to a dodgy Russian billionaire, 70 00:04:27,851 --> 00:04:31,105 but can anyone 'ere tell me what the fuck is the Europa Cup 71 00:04:31,188 --> 00:04:34,818 - and how did we qualify for it? - Look at your jug ears, pal. 72 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:38,245 You're funny! I tell you how we qualified for it, 73 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:40,948 because we come top of the "Fair Play League". 74 00:04:41,031 --> 00:04:44,285 I mean "fair play"? That's not what Shadwell's about, is it? 75 00:04:44,367 --> 00:04:48,088 Their supporters are from the poorest, most deprived part of the capital. 76 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:52,009 For them, their team is their religion and they are feared throughout the land. 77 00:04:52,083 --> 00:04:53,130 Yeah. 78 00:04:53,210 --> 00:04:56,805 The question is, my friends, does Vukovitch really know what he's bought? 79 00:04:56,880 --> 00:04:58,382 I mean Shadwell. 80 00:04:58,465 --> 00:05:03,392 We think catenaccio is a frothy coffee, not a deep-lying Italian-style defence. 81 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:06,394 Get off, Eddie. 82 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,817 My name's Eddie. Be glad yours isn't. 83 00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:10,986 I thank you. 84 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:15,482 - What does he normally drink after a set? - Usually a bottle of white wine. 85 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:18,489 OK, a bottle of your best and an orange juice please, mate. 86 00:05:18,568 --> 00:05:20,741 - A glass of orange juice. - Cheers. 87 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:23,119 - Could you take it over? - Yeah, no problem. 88 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:28,749 For me? 89 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:31,048 Not like you, Gerry. What's the catch? 90 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:41,934 Know who that is? That's Gerry Edwards. Used to play up front for Shadwell. 91 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:45,603 Scored the goal that got us promotion to the old First Division. 92 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:51,685 Last time a copper bought me a drink was my retirement do. 93 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:54,609 How d'you know I was Old Bill? 94 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:57,282 You're joking, right? 95 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:59,451 My name's Mohammed. 96 00:05:59,526 --> 00:06:02,871 - Really? - I've been put undercover at the dogs. 97 00:06:02,946 --> 00:06:04,744 Huh. 98 00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:07,827 An ethnic attached to the Shadwell firm? 99 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:09,911 You're being set up, boy. 100 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:14,174 So what made you join the Bill, then, eh? Got cops in the family? 101 00:06:14,249 --> 00:06:16,923 No. Totally against it. 102 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:19,004 Dad hasn't spoken to me since. 103 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:22,383 - What's funny? - You. 104 00:06:23,466 --> 00:06:26,390 You and Trevor Clymer were on a crew together, right? 105 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:29,393 Clever Trevor put you up for this, has he? 106 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:32,191 Hated that fucker. He was a bottler. 107 00:06:33,476 --> 00:06:35,570 Our team was in bits after Shadwell. 108 00:06:36,897 --> 00:06:38,991 Especially John. 109 00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:43,821 Listen, the best advice I can give you, and that's what you're here for, right? 110 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:47,078 When you do bail out, do it on your own terms. 111 00:06:47,157 --> 00:06:49,535 Get 'em to retire you on medical grounds. 112 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:50,790 I won't be bailing out. 113 00:06:50,869 --> 00:06:54,544 Fucking hell, you are serious. Listen, forget it, Mohammed. 114 00:06:54,623 --> 00:06:57,251 You're too straight. You gotta be able to bend and swerve. 115 00:06:57,334 --> 00:07:00,463 - I can bend, I can swerve. - I ain't doubting you got the nuts for it. 116 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:03,389 But, Shadwell-wise, you're totally fucking clueless. 117 00:07:03,465 --> 00:07:07,390 I'm not straight off the fucking boat. I'm Shadwell, born and bred. 118 00:07:07,469 --> 00:07:09,563 Well, listen, grasshopper, 119 00:07:11,806 --> 00:07:13,900 first thing you're gonna have to do, 120 00:07:13,975 --> 00:07:16,774 the most important thing you're gonna do, 121 00:07:16,853 --> 00:07:20,073 if, if you're gonna ride with the Shadwell, 122 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:25,116 you're gonna have to have a drink, ain't you? 123 00:07:26,154 --> 00:07:29,374 Gerry! Another glass over here, mate. 124 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:34,541 Cheers. 125 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:36,589 Now listen to me. 126 00:07:36,665 --> 00:07:41,341 You're gonna be offered E's, speed, skunk, rocks and charlie. 127 00:07:41,419 --> 00:07:44,889 You'll be expected to chase every bit of skirt you can get near to. 128 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:49,015 You will be expected to use the most obscene language imaginable 129 00:07:49,094 --> 00:07:52,644 to every race, religion and god there is. Oh, 130 00:07:52,722 --> 00:07:54,816 and there will be violence, 131 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:57,815 and you will be expected to participate in it. 132 00:07:59,270 --> 00:08:01,193 Bottom line... 133 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:04,276 You will drink like a dog. 134 00:08:04,359 --> 00:08:06,453 Fuck like a dog. 135 00:08:06,528 --> 00:08:07,996 And fight like a dog. 136 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:11,746 So you'd better leave that holy book at home, Mohammed, 137 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,919 and have that drink. 138 00:08:19,040 --> 00:08:20,417 Huh. 139 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:21,922 Don't think, 140 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:24,096 do it! 141 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:38,652 Good boy. 142 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:43,240 Ain't a fighting man, though, are you? 143 00:08:43,898 --> 00:08:45,900 Should've slapped me back. 144 00:08:47,902 --> 00:08:49,996 Your round, I think, Mohammed. 145 00:08:54,409 --> 00:08:57,834 It's about getting your face known, getting trusted. 146 00:08:57,912 --> 00:09:00,006 Try too hard, they'll suss you. 147 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:07,764 Once you're part of the furniture, trust me, they'll come to you. 148 00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:10,262 Just make sure you're there to take advantage. 149 00:09:12,927 --> 00:09:15,726 One false step and they'll have you, believe me. 150 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:18,684 You'll be gone before you even started. 151 00:09:18,767 --> 00:09:22,488 So ease your way in. Get your face known around the manor. 152 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,781 Go on, I'll buy you a drink. What you having? 153 00:09:24,856 --> 00:09:28,702 Ross, can I get these two the cheapest drink you've got. 154 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:33,039 Pick the young targets, the ambitious ones. They're easier. 155 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:36,869 Trust me, they'll lead you to the top dogs. 156 00:09:36,951 --> 00:09:38,794 The ones with the big bites. 157 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:51,179 - I'm just going for a fag. - Yeah, yeah, see you in a minute. 158 00:09:58,098 --> 00:10:00,192 Got a light, mate? 159 00:10:10,151 --> 00:10:13,872 Just when you get comfortable, you're in more danger than you know. 160 00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:25,008 I do wish I hadn't seen that. 161 00:10:25,959 --> 00:10:28,803 When you make a connection, don't chase it. 162 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,972 Back off. 163 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:37,061 You'll wanna go for it. Hold back. 164 00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:42,317 Let days go by. Trust the connection. 165 00:10:48,690 --> 00:10:51,660 Alright, boys? How you doing? Alright? Alright, mate. 166 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:56,164 - Danny Boy. - Gumbo! 167 00:10:57,615 --> 00:11:00,494 - The missus let you out, has she? - Alright, Nicky boy? 168 00:11:00,577 --> 00:11:02,250 - Good to see ya. - Who's winning? 169 00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:05,548 - I am, mate. - Oh, for fuck's sake, Gumbo. 170 00:11:05,623 --> 00:11:09,298 For fuck's sake, go on. Go and get the drinks in. Go on, fuck off. 171 00:11:09,377 --> 00:11:11,220 I'll have a bottle. 172 00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:13,390 Fuck's sake. 173 00:11:13,548 --> 00:11:17,394 - Don't mind him, mate, he's harmless. - Is it okay if I get a game? 174 00:11:17,468 --> 00:11:20,972 Put your coin on the table, same as everyone else. 175 00:11:21,848 --> 00:11:23,942 The winner stays on. 176 00:11:29,230 --> 00:11:31,324 Who's that? 177 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:35,536 - Alright, boy, what you having? - No, you're alright. 178 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:38,491 I won't have it. I'll stand my round. What d'you want? 179 00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,200 - Gumbo. - Yeah? 180 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:43,583 What have I told you about talking to strangers? 181 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:47,006 He's alright. Three pints and a bottle, George. 182 00:11:48,249 --> 00:11:50,422 - Cheers, mate. - Cheers, mate. 183 00:11:50,501 --> 00:11:52,595 A pleasure mate, alright? 184 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:54,422 All mates together. 185 00:11:54,505 --> 00:11:56,803 You're thinking you're in. 186 00:11:56,883 --> 00:11:58,977 You ain't even started. 187 00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:15,072 - Ooh, here we go. - Saw the game, then? 188 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:17,700 Game? If you can call it that. 189 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:22,250 Don't know how we're supposed to compete in Europe if we can't even bury Bolton. 190 00:12:22,325 --> 00:12:24,419 Just play the fucking shot. 191 00:12:25,161 --> 00:12:28,040 Ooh, look at that! 192 00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:31,672 He's wiping the floor with you, Danny Boy. Are you gonna have that? 193 00:12:31,751 --> 00:12:35,221 No one does that, do they, eh? He's gonna beat you, Danny Boy. 194 00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:38,467 You watch yourself. 195 00:12:38,549 --> 00:12:40,643 Here we go, look. 196 00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:50,149 You're shit. 197 00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:54,149 - Good game, good game. - He wiped the floor with you. 198 00:12:56,276 --> 00:12:58,370 Who the fuck are you, anyway? 199 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,867 I ain't never seen you before. 200 00:13:00,947 --> 00:13:05,498 Just come here for a quiet game after the match. We're all Shadwell, aren't we? 201 00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:08,796 - Oi, Danny. - I'll bite your fucking nose off. 202 00:13:13,668 --> 00:13:18,139 There's a couple of quid still on the table. Why don't you boys play on for me? 203 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:21,476 Fuck off! 204 00:13:22,593 --> 00:13:24,687 See you later, Mo. Alright? 205 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:27,816 Right you are, Gumbo. 206 00:13:30,601 --> 00:13:35,607 - Oh, come on, he's alright. - You don't even fucking know him, Gumbo. 207 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:43,077 This is your moment. Dig deep. 208 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:46,160 That madness in you, that rage, is your best friend. 209 00:13:46,909 --> 00:13:48,502 Use it. 210 00:14:07,305 --> 00:14:08,852 Spit teeth, 211 00:14:08,931 --> 00:14:12,105 spill blood. Give up everything for the cause. 212 00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:46,303 - Fuck off. Fuck off! - Go on, Gumbo. 213 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,811 Danny Boy! 214 00:14:49,889 --> 00:14:52,483 - Fucking hell. - Bolton boys. 215 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,562 - They saw my shirt, steamed in. - Right, boys. 216 00:14:58,481 --> 00:14:59,903 Shadwell Army! 217 00:15:51,576 --> 00:15:53,704 Get off! Get off! 218 00:15:55,913 --> 00:15:59,918 Shadwell Army! Shadwell Army! Shadwell Army! 219 00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:02,299 - Shadwell Army! - Yeah! 220 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:05,302 This is what you've worked and planned for. 221 00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:07,475 The evidence that sends men down. 222 00:16:07,550 --> 00:16:10,349 Names and faces attached directly to actions. 223 00:16:10,428 --> 00:16:12,522 The rest is bullshit. 224 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,850 Now you're doing your job. 225 00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:18,653 Shadwell Army! Shadwell Army! 226 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:35,796 La, la, la, la! Let's go fucking mental, let's go fucking mental! 227 00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,668 - La, la, la, la! - Hey! 228 00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:42,344 Let's go fucking mental, let's go fucking mental! 229 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:45,592 La, la, la, la! La, la, la, la! 230 00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:51,053 And that's when you see who you really are. 231 00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:53,888 And you may not like what you find out, my friend. 232 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,782 Alright? 233 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:09,989 Shadwell Army! Shadwell Army! 234 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:12,745 Shadwell Army! Shadwell Army! 235 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:15,451 Gumbo! You want a bit of cheeky? 236 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:20,792 Oh, fuck off. Don't give me none of that. I don't need that shit, mate. 237 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:24,673 - Oi, oi! - Right, loser gets the drinks. His share. 238 00:17:24,752 --> 00:17:27,050 - Yeah. - Here he goes. 239 00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,803 We played shit in England, did just enough to get by, 240 00:17:29,882 --> 00:17:31,384 Europe via the back door. 241 00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:34,016 Fair play league? Don't make me fucking laugh. 242 00:17:34,095 --> 00:17:36,268 Playing fair ain't the Shadwell way. 243 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:39,730 You're right there, Mojo. 244 00:17:39,809 --> 00:17:43,564 - We think catenaccio's a frothy coffee. - All the foreign muck, fancy dans, 245 00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:46,570 all they wanna do is show theirselves on the European stage, 246 00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,447 get a leg-up to Spain, Italy, France. 247 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:53,077 - Meanwhile ticket prices have doubled. - Vukovitch is asset-stripping, ain't he? 248 00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:55,874 I'm telling ya, end of the season, cash in his assets, 249 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:57,748 sell the ground to developers. 250 00:17:57,827 --> 00:18:00,250 And we're back where we started, in the shit. 251 00:18:01,122 --> 00:18:03,124 You alright, Vinnie? 252 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:05,301 Not really, Danny Boy, no. 253 00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,464 When did we declare war on the North? 254 00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:12,475 Sorry about that, Vinnie. 255 00:18:12,550 --> 00:18:16,430 We had some provocation we had to deal with. I didn't have time to phone. 256 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:19,436 - Mo there got done by the Northerners. - Who? 257 00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,609 D'you not know Mo, Vinnie? 258 00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:26,148 Yeah, well, no one's introduced us, have they? 259 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,986 Yeah, alright, alright. 260 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:33,825 Let's see what you're made of, then. 261 00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,917 - Bread and butter. - Pudding. 262 00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:39,744 - Home. - Englishman's castle. 263 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,454 - Football's coming. - Home. 264 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:42,880 - No surrender. - IRA. 265 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,298 - Gotcha. - Belgrano. 266 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:45,841 - Knick-knack. - Pakiwack. 267 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:48,010 Ooh, yeah, you're good, ain't you? 268 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:51,514 Suck on this one. Ena Sharples. 269 00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:54,679 - What? - Ena Sharples, mate. 270 00:18:54,759 --> 00:18:57,433 - I know, I know. - What's he on about? 271 00:18:57,511 --> 00:19:00,060 - I know. - Course you do. Know why? 272 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,187 - Cos you're an Englishman, ain't ya? - So am I, 273 00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,519 but I dunno what you're talking about. 274 00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:09,199 Last chance. Rovers Return, in the snug, Ena Sharples and her mate. Old lady. 275 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:12,743 Ena Sharples would share the snug at the Rovers Return 276 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:17,198 with her good friend Minnie Caldwell. Their drink of choice, half of stout. 277 00:19:18,532 --> 00:19:20,955 That right? Did he get that right? 278 00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:23,163 He fucking did, yeah. 279 00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:25,088 You done it. Well done, son. 280 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:28,008 Nice one. I didn't fucking know that. Did you? 281 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:30,633 - Can I buy you a drink, Vinnie? - Yeah. Sweet. 282 00:19:40,888 --> 00:19:43,516 Mate, she was so fucking selling it. 283 00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:47,320 - Ah, she was lovely. - She was about a 21 -year-old youth. 284 00:19:47,395 --> 00:19:50,399 - Yeah, 20 years younger than you. - Anyway, let's go. 285 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:53,109 - I don't wanna be here any more. - Oh, leave it out. 286 00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,116 Oi! What are you doing? 287 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:59,244 Just tying my shoelaces. Fucking fast track. 288 00:19:59,323 --> 00:20:01,872 Immediate promotion cos you're a bit brown. 289 00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,624 - Sir. - Sir. 290 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,876 Fuck off. 291 00:20:08,999 --> 00:20:12,720 - Why me? - Who d'you think you're talking to? 292 00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:16,425 Sorry, sir, I couldn't help but wonder why you picked me 293 00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:20,887 for this assignment when you've got so many other special officers to pick. 294 00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,814 Well ,your targets are very surveillance aware. 295 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,935 They're not gonna see you coming, are they? 296 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:30,567 You're a Paki. No one's gonna suss you as Bill. 297 00:20:31,397 --> 00:20:33,616 They think we're all racist at the Met. 298 00:20:45,995 --> 00:20:48,498 - Match day, nothing like it. - Nothing like it. 299 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,959 Bus to the ground, pressed in with your mates. 300 00:20:51,041 --> 00:20:53,009 - You came by car. - I still get the bus. 301 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:54,428 The crackle, the banter, 302 00:20:54,503 --> 00:20:57,131 - three o'clock of a Saturday afternoon. - Sunday. 303 00:20:57,214 --> 00:21:00,093 - It don't make a difference. - Kick-off's half-fucking-one. 304 00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:03,350 Full English then pies down the local boozer. 305 00:21:03,429 --> 00:21:06,308 - Well, gastro pub. - And it don't do full English no more. 306 00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:09,394 I liked it better when it were The Rock. 307 00:21:09,477 --> 00:21:13,402 - Wanker! - Sorry, mate, sorry. 308 00:21:13,481 --> 00:21:15,324 Go on. 309 00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:19,278 Come on, get into him. 310 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:21,455 Come on! 311 00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:24,625 Come on. 312 00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:29,334 Get in, you lump of Russian fucking lard! 313 00:21:30,372 --> 00:21:32,466 - He's Serb. - Listen to the shaki, 314 00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:34,919 been coming to Shadwell all of five minutes. 315 00:21:35,002 --> 00:21:37,096 Don't pass it to the fucking Argie! 316 00:21:37,171 --> 00:21:41,017 - What is wrong with these English players? - They're crap, ain't they? 317 00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:45,016 He's fat, he's round, he bounces off the ground! 318 00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:48,816 Mateo! Mateo! 319 00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:52,816 He's fat, he's round, he bounces off the ground! Mateo! 320 00:21:52,895 --> 00:21:55,444 Get in there, you French twat. You see that? 321 00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:58,993 - Pulled out of the fucking tackle! - Oh, he can fucking run! 322 00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:01,870 Go on! Go on! 323 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:14,383 Hey, when are you lot gonna actually get to a game this season, eh? 324 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:17,712 - I'm saving up for Europe. - Cheaper to get the ferry 325 00:22:17,795 --> 00:22:20,765 and get in the game at Tambuur than it is to sit in the Kennel. 326 00:22:20,840 --> 00:22:24,640 Boys, this is the one and only time Shadwell are gonna see anything of Europe. 327 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:27,096 Amsterdam next round, for fuck's sake. 328 00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:31,935 And I have it on good authority that the S-side are laying on a bit of a reception 329 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:34,440 for our crew after the game. Should be tasty. 330 00:22:34,520 --> 00:22:37,239 - Can we count you lads in? - Of course you can, Vinnie. 331 00:22:37,314 --> 00:22:39,362 - Always up for it, you know that. - Sweet. 332 00:22:39,441 --> 00:22:41,614 As long as we see some footie, yeah. 333 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:44,743 - I'll get the refs in. Same again? - About fucking time. 334 00:22:44,822 --> 00:22:46,745 - Cheers, Mo. - Shut it out, Danny Boy. 335 00:22:46,824 --> 00:22:49,122 - He's getting the drinks. - He's alright. 336 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:50,953 Good as gold. 337 00:22:51,036 --> 00:22:54,461 - What's in his rucksack? - Dunno. He always has it with him. 338 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,884 - Leave it out. - I'm not fuckin' handling it. 339 00:22:56,959 --> 00:22:59,508 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Never trust one. 340 00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:01,464 Oh, give it here. Hand it over. 341 00:23:01,547 --> 00:23:03,641 Are you sure, eh? 342 00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:11,607 - Oi, can I get a fucking drink? - Squeaky bum time, Nicky. 343 00:23:11,682 --> 00:23:15,983 Two lagers and a packet of crisps. I don't care what fucking flavour. 344 00:23:17,771 --> 00:23:21,776 Mohammed, I am truly fucking shocked! 345 00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:35,581 You dirty fucker. 346 00:23:35,664 --> 00:23:37,382 Yeah, nice. 347 00:23:37,458 --> 00:23:39,927 Jesus fucking Christ, look at that. No... 348 00:23:40,002 --> 00:23:42,004 I'm fucking, I'm having that, son. 349 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:44,510 State of you. 350 00:23:44,590 --> 00:23:47,469 Gonna see what you're made of in Amsterdam, are we? 351 00:23:47,551 --> 00:23:51,977 S-siders are a Yid crew. Should be tasty for a Paki like yourself. 352 00:23:52,723 --> 00:23:55,602 - Yeah, I'm up for it, Vinnie, yeah. - Yeah? 353 00:24:48,278 --> 00:24:50,531 Don't push any further. 354 00:24:50,614 --> 00:24:52,708 Your windpipe is just about to cave. 355 00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:58,210 Yeah, babes. 356 00:24:58,288 --> 00:25:01,417 Yeah, I'm just outside. I've got a mate with me. 357 00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:04,512 Sweet. 358 00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:08,470 You're invited to dinner. 359 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:26,071 - Who the fuck is this? - Alison. 360 00:25:26,150 --> 00:25:28,244 Mohammed. 361 00:25:28,819 --> 00:25:30,742 Take his coat, babes. 362 00:25:30,821 --> 00:25:33,700 But whatever you do, don't look in his bag. 363 00:25:35,826 --> 00:25:37,920 - No, you're alright. - Right. 364 00:25:46,295 --> 00:25:48,639 He won't want a beer. 365 00:26:05,981 --> 00:26:07,949 You're Old Bill. 366 00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:12,279 And you just confirmed it. 367 00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:16,367 One second of hesitation, one moment of doubt and you've let them in. 368 00:26:16,450 --> 00:26:19,124 - Them? - Oh, don't be a twat. 369 00:26:19,203 --> 00:26:22,082 I'm undercover an' all. No one told me you were coming. 370 00:26:22,164 --> 00:26:24,542 You're on the case, though, I'll give you that. 371 00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:27,094 - No one told me there was another team. - No? 372 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:33,635 - You've heard of the Extremism Unit? - I've heard of 'em. 373 00:26:33,717 --> 00:26:35,594 Never seen one before. 374 00:26:35,677 --> 00:26:40,103 Mmm-hm. Operationally separate from the Met. 375 00:26:40,182 --> 00:26:43,356 Chances are your control doesn't even know we're in. 376 00:26:43,435 --> 00:26:46,860 So what are Special Branch doing getting involved with football? 377 00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:49,112 Uh-uh, no. Not football. 378 00:26:49,191 --> 00:26:50,909 - Politics. - Eh? 379 00:26:50,984 --> 00:26:54,989 I came in deep cover with Shadwell BNP. Times change, things happen. 380 00:26:55,072 --> 00:26:58,292 Moved on to the EDL. The dogs are just collateral activity. 381 00:26:58,367 --> 00:27:00,119 They're not my targets. 382 00:27:00,202 --> 00:27:02,796 - You hungry? - Famished. 383 00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:04,839 - Can you get me the salt? - Yeah. 384 00:27:04,915 --> 00:27:09,011 I got my face known at the Kennel. Started handing out leaflets, selling papers. 385 00:27:09,086 --> 00:27:10,804 Now I'm a trusted Branch Secretary, 386 00:27:10,879 --> 00:27:13,507 and I am risking my crown jewels having a Paki in my house. 387 00:27:13,590 --> 00:27:16,264 - It's a good thing you've got a guard dog. - Mmm. 388 00:27:16,343 --> 00:27:19,643 Yeah, well. You talk the talk. 389 00:27:19,721 --> 00:27:21,769 Where's your gaff? 390 00:27:21,849 --> 00:27:24,318 Down by the docks, over a kebab shop. 391 00:27:25,227 --> 00:27:27,525 Well, look, I go where the politics are. 392 00:27:27,604 --> 00:27:31,984 And football only comes into it when we need a ready-made army for hire. 393 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:35,071 Have you got any fucking idea what you've walked into? 394 00:27:35,154 --> 00:27:37,532 Get that down you. Skin and bone. 395 00:27:41,076 --> 00:27:43,204 - There you go. - Thanks, doll. 396 00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:48,296 - This is lovely. - Don't take it to heart. 397 00:27:48,375 --> 00:27:51,720 I don't sweat it. Look in someone's eyes, I know the score. 398 00:27:52,921 --> 00:27:56,050 Most of the time anyway. 399 00:28:00,804 --> 00:28:02,898 How did you clock me? 400 00:28:02,973 --> 00:28:06,728 I was on to you the minute I saw you. But calling your round "refs", 401 00:28:06,810 --> 00:28:09,529 fuck me, I thought I was back in the nick canteen. 402 00:28:09,605 --> 00:28:12,484 Easy with the lingo, gringo. 403 00:28:14,943 --> 00:28:17,571 Look, anyone threatens my cover, 404 00:28:18,614 --> 00:28:21,083 then I'll do whatever I have to. You got it? 405 00:28:22,409 --> 00:28:24,912 Alright. So you're going to Amsterdam, then? 406 00:28:24,995 --> 00:28:27,293 I'm getting a coach with Nick and Danny Boy. 407 00:28:27,372 --> 00:28:31,002 Yeah, well, you can cope with them. Just stay off my patch. 408 00:28:31,084 --> 00:28:33,178 I'll be busy cooking up some carnage. 409 00:28:41,678 --> 00:28:43,772 I thought I was on my own. 410 00:28:44,306 --> 00:28:46,400 Don't worry, you are. 411 00:29:56,878 --> 00:30:00,508 Shadwell Army! Shadwell Army! Shadwell Army! 412 00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:03,469 - How you feeling, Gumbo? - Alright. 413 00:30:03,552 --> 00:30:06,522 - Good boy. - Gumbo, how about that one? Drink? 414 00:30:06,596 --> 00:30:09,941 - You got tickets to the match. - We've got time for this, Gumbo. 415 00:30:10,017 --> 00:30:12,486 - Fifty Euros, mate, get your money out. - Why? 416 00:30:12,561 --> 00:30:16,191 Get your money out. There you go, son. Be here when you get back, alright? 417 00:30:16,273 --> 00:30:18,947 - Back where? - From paradise. 418 00:30:19,026 --> 00:30:22,371 Get in there. 419 00:30:25,032 --> 00:30:26,659 I'm a fucking married man! 420 00:30:26,742 --> 00:30:30,292 Treat him gently, babe, he breaks easily. Gumbo. 421 00:30:30,370 --> 00:30:32,793 Hello, darling. 422 00:30:32,873 --> 00:30:36,753 - He's not married, is he? - Fucking right he is, mate. Two kids. 423 00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:40,965 Daft as him, by all accounts. Used to take 'em down the Kennel. 424 00:30:41,048 --> 00:30:42,925 What d'you mean "used to"? 425 00:30:43,008 --> 00:30:46,433 D'you know how much it costs to get your kids into a game these days? 426 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:50,232 It's not just tickets, is it? They want feeding, programmes, shirts, 427 00:30:50,307 --> 00:30:53,686 all that shit. My old man used to get me in for a fiver. 428 00:30:53,769 --> 00:30:57,615 Last few years before he died, he couldn't afford a fucking ticket. 429 00:30:57,689 --> 00:31:00,363 Yeah, but then you wouldn't be Shadwell, would you? 430 00:31:00,442 --> 00:31:02,365 Yeah. What's your excuse? 431 00:31:02,444 --> 00:31:05,493 - Dogs or the mosque for me. - You're fucked either way. 432 00:31:05,572 --> 00:31:08,997 So are you, then? Muzz? Jihad? Taliban? 433 00:31:11,161 --> 00:31:13,539 I'm in love. 434 00:31:13,622 --> 00:31:15,716 Alright. That's two down, Mojo. 435 00:31:17,459 --> 00:31:21,384 Mate, but I got my eye on that brunette looking number. 436 00:31:21,463 --> 00:31:23,557 - What about you? - Me? 437 00:31:24,341 --> 00:31:27,015 Mo, Mo, listen, mate. Mohammed, come here. 438 00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:30,064 There ain't two ways about it. You've gotta get stuck in. 439 00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:33,642 You've gotta get that fucking little brown dick of yours wet. Alright? 440 00:31:33,725 --> 00:31:37,525 Oh, it's Asian babes for you, isn't it? Come on, we'll go and find you one. 441 00:31:37,604 --> 00:31:40,608 No, I think I'm alright. I think... I'm already taken, mate. 442 00:31:40,690 --> 00:31:42,784 Fucking old school there, son. 443 00:31:43,777 --> 00:31:46,747 Old school, eh? You dirty dog! 444 00:31:46,822 --> 00:31:48,916 Race ya. 445 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,830 I'll take both of ya. One on me face, one on me cock. 446 00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,887 So... 447 00:32:05,048 --> 00:32:07,597 - Sorry. - It's okay, I... 448 00:32:10,846 --> 00:32:14,100 - Can we just talk? - Yeah, we can talk. 449 00:32:16,059 --> 00:32:18,153 Is it because of your religion? 450 00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:20,943 No. 451 00:32:22,983 --> 00:32:25,702 Have a seat. 452 00:32:25,777 --> 00:32:27,871 - I'm alright. - Alright. 453 00:32:32,033 --> 00:32:34,161 Sorry, I don't trust people. 454 00:32:35,036 --> 00:32:37,585 It's alright, I don't trust people, either. 455 00:32:38,707 --> 00:32:40,505 How can you? Hmph. 456 00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:43,546 But you just looked nice and... 457 00:32:43,628 --> 00:32:47,007 Let's go fucking mental, la, la, la, la! 458 00:32:47,090 --> 00:32:50,310 - Why did you come here? - My mates set me up. 459 00:32:50,385 --> 00:32:52,729 - Hmm. - Let's go fuckin' mental! 460 00:32:52,804 --> 00:32:55,182 You look different, you know. 461 00:32:55,265 --> 00:32:57,063 No, they're my mates, yeah. 462 00:32:57,142 --> 00:33:03,024 Yeah, but they're there in the streets shouting, drinking, fighting. 463 00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:05,780 But you're not like that. 464 00:33:05,859 --> 00:33:07,907 Why would you want to be like that? 465 00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:13,074 Unconnected. 466 00:33:15,243 --> 00:33:18,463 - They're just drifting. - Yeah, they're the lucky ones. 467 00:33:22,042 --> 00:33:24,090 It's easy to get lost. 468 00:33:29,549 --> 00:33:31,643 How do I get lost? 469 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:38,358 I can help you with that. 470 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:40,606 Don't be afraid. 471 00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:45,949 One is enough. 472 00:33:46,983 --> 00:33:49,361 Now close your eyes. 473 00:33:52,405 --> 00:33:55,204 I like your tunes. 474 00:33:55,283 --> 00:33:57,126 Are you local? 475 00:33:57,202 --> 00:33:59,580 Have you got any Jefferson Starship? 476 00:33:59,663 --> 00:34:01,791 So, Gumbo, how d'you get on? 477 00:34:01,873 --> 00:34:04,717 I tell you what, I never knew you could do it like that. 478 00:34:04,793 --> 00:34:06,386 You dirty dog. 479 00:34:06,461 --> 00:34:08,338 - Here, smell that. - For fuck's sake. 480 00:34:08,421 --> 00:34:12,972 - I had myself a hot sizzling Asian dish. - Alright, Mo. How d'you get on? 481 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:15,645 He don't mind. He got himself a blonde. Didn't ya? 482 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:18,098 I had some Polish. Cold as ice, twice as fiery. 483 00:34:19,307 --> 00:34:21,105 Another dirty dog. 484 00:34:21,184 --> 00:34:23,858 - You old dog. - Come on, you dogs! 485 00:34:23,937 --> 00:34:25,655 Come on, you dogs! 486 00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:30,281 We are Shadwell, the Kennel is our place 487 00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:33,079 Shadwell never, ever, ever shall be slaves! 488 00:34:33,154 --> 00:34:35,907 - I'll get another round in? - Have we got time? 489 00:34:35,991 --> 00:34:38,210 - One more, then we'll get in a taxi. - Cool. 490 00:34:38,285 --> 00:34:41,630 - Three pints and a bottle of Bud? - I've got something to set us up. 491 00:34:41,705 --> 00:34:44,208 - Ooh, lovely. - I've already eaten. 492 00:34:44,291 --> 00:34:47,340 - You fuck-tard. It's space cake. Hash. - Oh, right. 493 00:34:47,419 --> 00:34:49,513 Mo. 494 00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:55,470 - Open that up for me, will you? - Fuck the taxi, we'll float to the match. 495 00:35:51,191 --> 00:35:54,035 Hey, time to go. 496 00:35:54,110 --> 00:35:56,408 - What was the score? - Who the hell was that? 497 00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:58,490 - You too. - What are you doing? 498 00:35:58,573 --> 00:36:01,577 I'm closing. Get the fuck out. 499 00:36:03,036 --> 00:36:08,213 Fucking hell, man. What are we, no-shows? Come on, we promised Vinnie. 500 00:36:08,291 --> 00:36:09,713 Get up, get up. 501 00:36:09,793 --> 00:36:13,843 I can't believe we missed the fucking game. Vinnie'll be going fucking mental! 502 00:36:16,007 --> 00:36:18,226 Fucking flares. It's the Old Bill. 503 00:36:18,301 --> 00:36:21,350 You fucking dirty pigs. Come on, boys! 504 00:36:21,429 --> 00:36:23,898 Fucking hell, man. Vinnie! 505 00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:26,021 Yes! 506 00:36:27,227 --> 00:36:30,527 - Vinnie! - Where were you in the Second World War, 507 00:36:30,605 --> 00:36:33,529 - you fucking wanker?! - Right, we fucking owe him. 508 00:36:33,608 --> 00:36:37,363 Boys, in you get. Right, come on! Come on, boys! 509 00:36:37,445 --> 00:36:41,200 Come on, you fuck-tards! Fucking cunt. You fucking cunt! 510 00:36:56,172 --> 00:36:57,845 Argh! Argh! 511 00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:10,691 Oi, you fucking cunt! You fucker! 512 00:37:12,772 --> 00:37:14,866 Agh! 513 00:37:44,721 --> 00:37:47,770 Shadwell Town's first game in Europe was 514 00:37:47,849 --> 00:37:50,523 tarnished by trouble from its travelling support. 515 00:37:50,602 --> 00:37:53,321 Fighting between rival fans went into the early hours 516 00:37:53,396 --> 00:37:56,115 as the Dutch police struggled to contain the violence. 517 00:37:56,191 --> 00:37:57,909 The club has denounced the trouble 518 00:37:57,984 --> 00:38:02,285 and promised life-time bans to any supporters convicted in Amsterdam. 519 00:38:02,363 --> 00:38:05,583 Vince has been arrested by the Amsterdam police. 520 00:38:07,035 --> 00:38:10,414 He has been arrested before. He'll sort it out. 521 00:38:10,497 --> 00:38:12,591 Well, shouldn't we inform someone? 522 00:38:13,625 --> 00:38:16,754 He didn't even break cover when his mother died. 523 00:38:16,836 --> 00:38:20,932 He has to protect the integrity of his contacts. That's his priority. 524 00:38:21,007 --> 00:38:23,101 Why are you here? 525 00:38:27,305 --> 00:38:30,024 I got a bit fucked up. 526 00:38:30,099 --> 00:38:32,602 - Goes with the territory. - Yeah. 527 00:38:34,771 --> 00:38:37,069 He seems immune. 528 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:39,242 He comes back in bits sometimes. 529 00:38:42,070 --> 00:38:44,072 How does he cope? 530 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:46,249 He has a good woman to sort him out. 531 00:38:47,534 --> 00:38:49,628 Don't. Just don't. 532 00:38:51,788 --> 00:38:53,882 I'm sorry. 533 00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:58,469 Actually, fuck it, I'm not. 534 00:38:58,545 --> 00:39:01,890 I'm going to sleep. You can stay till it stops. 535 00:39:11,057 --> 00:39:14,527 Babe, I'm outside. Got mates with me. 536 00:39:14,602 --> 00:39:17,572 - Need to come in. - Alright, give me two minutes. 537 00:39:17,647 --> 00:39:19,741 I need to get some clothes on. 538 00:39:21,442 --> 00:39:23,786 Mo. Mo, you need to wake up. 539 00:39:25,071 --> 00:39:27,199 - What? - Wake up, Vinnie's outside. 540 00:39:27,282 --> 00:39:30,206 - You need to get out. - Oh, fuck. 541 00:39:31,619 --> 00:39:34,418 What d'you mean Vinnie's outside? 542 00:39:34,497 --> 00:39:38,877 Oh, shit. The guy with the tattoos, I know him. He's a nutter by the name of Hunt. 543 00:39:38,960 --> 00:39:41,383 I put him down for five years on a GBH charge. 544 00:39:41,462 --> 00:39:42,884 Are you sure? 545 00:39:42,964 --> 00:39:45,092 How many people d'you think look like that? 546 00:39:45,174 --> 00:39:47,927 - Alright, come on. Out the back. - What? 547 00:39:48,011 --> 00:39:50,309 - Get round the back. - What? 548 00:39:50,388 --> 00:39:53,232 No, we haven't the fucking time. Get in the shed. 549 00:39:53,308 --> 00:39:55,902 - What d'you mean "get in the shed"? - Get in the shed. 550 00:39:55,977 --> 00:39:58,605 - I'm not getting in the shed. - Get in the shed. 551 00:39:59,981 --> 00:40:02,075 Fucking hell. 552 00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:16,715 Ta. 553 00:40:20,543 --> 00:40:24,218 - You got something a bit stronger, love? - At eight in the morning? 554 00:40:30,428 --> 00:40:32,772 Thank you for letting us use your home. 555 00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:35,730 It's appreciated. 556 00:40:35,808 --> 00:40:37,902 I can take a hint. 557 00:40:51,366 --> 00:40:56,372 So, listen. I was banged up yesterday with two of the leaders 558 00:40:56,454 --> 00:40:58,923 of Amsterdam's S-side. Now it turns out 559 00:40:58,998 --> 00:41:02,377 that they're in with a bloke who runs about 12 firms in Europe. 560 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:05,430 - Gervaas van Wildden. - Oh, yeah, I know him. 561 00:41:05,505 --> 00:41:08,099 He's got political clout and he can mobilise. 562 00:41:08,174 --> 00:41:10,848 - Right. - Why are we talking about a Dutch geezer? 563 00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:13,271 My mum's got a mosque going up outside her house. 564 00:41:13,346 --> 00:41:16,475 Look, fire-bombing, attacking Jihadi stalls. 565 00:41:17,725 --> 00:41:20,353 Confronting muzzies wherever they are. 566 00:41:20,436 --> 00:41:23,440 See that's where the war's won now, not in the ballot box. 567 00:41:23,523 --> 00:41:26,242 The closer UKIP get to power, the tamer they become. 568 00:41:26,317 --> 00:41:28,866 BNP is a memory, the EDL is in tatters. 569 00:41:30,071 --> 00:41:32,665 - We can make our mark here. - Yeah. 570 00:41:32,740 --> 00:41:35,835 The Dutch were offering knowledge, connections, manpower. 571 00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:40,040 - Is that gonna put a stop to the mosque? - But they need a stunt, don't they? 572 00:41:40,123 --> 00:41:45,300 If my contacts can say to van Wildden, "we know the guys who organised this". 573 00:41:45,378 --> 00:41:48,131 So, what do we need? 574 00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:51,138 How about... this? 575 00:41:54,470 --> 00:41:57,644 - What you got there, mate? - What you reckon? 576 00:42:00,935 --> 00:42:03,654 Oh, for... Is that...? 577 00:42:03,730 --> 00:42:06,609 Yeah, it's the real deal alright. Is this peroxide? 578 00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:10,787 This battery back-up's a mess. And the wiring. When did you put this together? 579 00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:12,535 - This morning. - I thought so. 580 00:42:12,613 --> 00:42:15,116 That's what you get with these crude online designs. 581 00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:17,918 This is how lads blow themselves up in their back bedrooms. 582 00:42:17,994 --> 00:42:20,122 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is that on a timer? 583 00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:22,252 - Is this running? - No. 584 00:42:29,505 --> 00:42:32,099 It's gonna blow in about three minutes. 585 00:42:32,175 --> 00:42:34,519 - Oh, for fuck... - D'you know how to defuse that? 586 00:42:34,594 --> 00:42:37,438 - No. - Give it. Give it to me. 587 00:42:37,513 --> 00:42:40,437 - Easy. That's extremely volatile. - Sorry. 588 00:42:40,516 --> 00:42:42,610 Oh, yeah. 589 00:42:46,731 --> 00:42:48,699 Fuck. Shit. 590 00:43:00,161 --> 00:43:02,255 Alright? 591 00:43:06,918 --> 00:43:09,171 - Get back in the house! - Mo, get out! 592 00:43:09,253 --> 00:43:11,506 - Get back in the fucking house! - Get out! 593 00:43:11,589 --> 00:43:13,933 - What is he doing in... - Get back. 594 00:43:25,645 --> 00:43:27,522 What the fuck is he doing in there? 595 00:43:32,902 --> 00:43:34,529 You fucking... 596 00:43:34,612 --> 00:43:37,206 - Get in. - You leaving it at that? 597 00:43:37,281 --> 00:43:38,999 Am I fuck. 598 00:43:40,368 --> 00:43:42,336 Get off him! Get the fuck off him! 599 00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:45,290 He came round to tell me you'd been arrested! 600 00:43:45,373 --> 00:43:47,751 Whoa, hold your horses. 601 00:43:47,834 --> 00:43:50,804 What's a Paki fucking muzzie doing in your shed? 602 00:43:50,878 --> 00:43:54,007 - Oh, don't you keep one in yours? - I'm not Muslim. I'm a Sikh. 603 00:43:54,090 --> 00:43:55,592 - Can't you tell? - Not really. 604 00:43:55,675 --> 00:43:59,805 - You all look the same to me. - Who the fuck told you to make a bomb? 605 00:43:59,887 --> 00:44:03,812 Waiting round for your lot to do anything, we'll be pushing up daisies. 606 00:44:08,479 --> 00:44:10,573 Who are you exactly? 607 00:44:11,524 --> 00:44:14,277 - He's with the lads. - Come again? 608 00:44:14,360 --> 00:44:18,706 You heard. He's a Sikh. They fucking hate the Jihads. 609 00:44:18,781 --> 00:44:20,203 I'm confused. 610 00:44:20,283 --> 00:44:22,661 Mohinder here is Shadwell, in't he? 611 00:44:22,743 --> 00:44:25,041 He's in the same crew as Nick and Danny Boy. 612 00:44:25,121 --> 00:44:27,499 - The wannabes? - Yeah, all mates together. 613 00:44:27,582 --> 00:44:31,678 That's right, innit, Mo? Eh? Shoulder to fucking shoulder on the terraces. 614 00:44:31,752 --> 00:44:34,631 Fucking meat pie in one hand, Bovril in the fucking other. 615 00:44:34,714 --> 00:44:36,637 - Ain't that right? - Shadwell for life. 616 00:44:36,716 --> 00:44:38,639 - Yeah. - Shut it. 617 00:44:38,718 --> 00:44:42,222 - What's he doing in your shed? - Well, if you don't mind, lads, 618 00:44:42,305 --> 00:44:46,105 I think I need to talk about that in private with the missus. 619 00:44:47,018 --> 00:44:49,146 Fair enough. 620 00:44:49,228 --> 00:44:53,278 - As for you, you backstabbing bastard... - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 621 00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:58,033 Don't throw your ace away. EDL used to like dark faces in the media. 622 00:44:58,112 --> 00:45:01,332 It emphasises that Islam is the enemy, not race. 623 00:45:03,201 --> 00:45:05,295 You run with the dogs, yeah? 624 00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:09,170 You fancy a chance of taking on the muzzies? 625 00:45:09,248 --> 00:45:11,717 They've pissed on my people long enough. Yeah. 626 00:45:18,674 --> 00:45:20,768 Put your fucking trousers on. 627 00:45:21,886 --> 00:45:24,059 Get in the house. 628 00:45:24,138 --> 00:45:25,856 I'm still confused. 629 00:45:32,688 --> 00:45:34,782 Come on, boys. 630 00:45:37,151 --> 00:45:39,495 You're fucking unbelievable, ain't ya? 631 00:45:40,655 --> 00:45:42,749 What did I say to you? 632 00:45:42,823 --> 00:45:46,293 I said back off, stay clear, leave well alone. And what d'you do? 633 00:45:46,369 --> 00:45:49,418 You show up at my house for a secret meeting of EDL top brass. 634 00:45:49,497 --> 00:45:51,420 - I owe you a good kicking. - Fuck off. 635 00:45:51,499 --> 00:45:53,376 All you had to do was lie down and take it. 636 00:45:53,459 --> 00:45:54,961 - Alright? - Alright. 637 00:45:55,044 --> 00:45:57,923 - Who's had to take it? - Yours, Danny Boy. Right up there! 638 00:45:58,005 --> 00:46:00,303 Alright, leave it out, you dirty dog. 639 00:46:00,383 --> 00:46:03,762 Well, you were a dirty dog in Amsterdam, I heard. 640 00:46:03,844 --> 00:46:06,347 You been telling tales out of class, Mojo? 641 00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:09,730 I'll see you at the match. I've gotta see a dog about a man. 642 00:46:30,579 --> 00:46:32,422 We got an opportunity here. 643 00:46:34,959 --> 00:46:37,508 We need someone we can control to front this. 644 00:46:39,005 --> 00:46:41,099 Time to play the Paki card. 645 00:46:44,093 --> 00:46:45,515 Let's go. 646 00:46:50,308 --> 00:46:53,653 - Lot of Dutch about. - You got the tickets? 647 00:46:53,728 --> 00:46:55,822 What tickets? You got 'em. 648 00:46:57,148 --> 00:46:59,401 You fucking parsnip. 649 00:46:59,483 --> 00:47:01,281 Here are, mate. Do you love me? 650 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:04,455 - Gumbo, what are you wearing? - Alright, Gum? 651 00:47:04,530 --> 00:47:07,534 Campaign for Real Football. I ain't putting any more money 652 00:47:07,616 --> 00:47:10,586 in Vukovitch's pocket. I've brought my own sandwiches. 653 00:47:10,661 --> 00:47:13,084 He wants to put up ticket prices, don't he. 654 00:47:13,164 --> 00:47:16,634 Here you are, here's your ticket. Keep your money in your pocket. 655 00:47:16,709 --> 00:47:20,759 But it's not the point, Danny Boy, is it? He's just got us over a fucking barrel. 656 00:47:32,099 --> 00:47:34,522 - Someone taking the piss? - Do what, mate? 657 00:47:35,770 --> 00:47:39,024 Can't just come here and wipe their feet on our doormat. 658 00:47:39,106 --> 00:47:41,234 - Here we go. - You tooled? 659 00:47:41,317 --> 00:47:43,240 - Nothing. - Fists then. 660 00:47:46,155 --> 00:47:47,452 Evening, mate. 661 00:47:47,531 --> 00:47:49,533 - Afternoon. - Nice shirt by the way. 662 00:47:49,617 --> 00:47:50,834 - Thanks, mate. - And? 663 00:47:50,910 --> 00:47:53,038 - Sell us some tickets? - What? 664 00:47:53,120 --> 00:47:56,841 - You got some tickets spare? - You come here, our country, our manor, 665 00:47:56,916 --> 00:47:59,965 - our ground, and you ain't got tickets? - Go on, sell us them. 666 00:48:00,044 --> 00:48:02,547 I wouldn't sell you them for all the tea in China. 667 00:48:02,630 --> 00:48:04,883 - How... How much? - Gumbo. 668 00:48:04,965 --> 00:48:07,889 - I'll give you one hundred per ticket. - Hang on, how much? Like he says. 669 00:48:07,968 --> 00:48:10,266 - What? - We got four. How much? 670 00:48:10,346 --> 00:48:13,020 These are main stand, over the director's box. 671 00:48:13,099 --> 00:48:15,397 - Give you 100. - I could get 200 for each. 672 00:48:15,476 --> 00:48:18,195 - One-fifty, man. - Give us your ticket, Gumbo. 673 00:48:18,270 --> 00:48:20,068 Danny Boy? 674 00:48:20,147 --> 00:48:22,946 Fucking kidding me, mate. Another game. 200. 675 00:48:23,025 --> 00:48:25,323 There we go. There you go, lads. 676 00:48:25,403 --> 00:48:27,701 - Fucking hell, Nick. - There we go. 677 00:48:27,780 --> 00:48:29,748 - Alright. - Enjoy the match. 678 00:48:29,824 --> 00:48:31,747 - Good luck there. - See you later. 679 00:48:31,826 --> 00:48:33,669 Right, it's my round. 680 00:48:33,744 --> 00:48:35,371 I hope we fucking hammer ya! 681 00:48:35,454 --> 00:48:38,754 It'll be alright. 682 00:48:38,833 --> 00:48:42,337 It's nil-nil, ten minutes to go. Come on, we can do it, boys. Come on. 683 00:48:42,420 --> 00:48:47,221 That's the third chance the Argentinean forward has let go begging. 684 00:48:47,299 --> 00:48:49,643 Are Shadwell ever going to score this goal 685 00:48:49,718 --> 00:48:52,813 that would take them into the next round of the Europa Cup? 686 00:48:52,888 --> 00:48:55,937 Here they come again. The young Italian dashing down the wing. 687 00:48:56,016 --> 00:48:57,859 - Go on! - He crosses. 688 00:48:57,935 --> 00:49:00,029 Goal! 689 00:49:00,104 --> 00:49:02,732 Finally, Aguillan has hit the net 690 00:49:02,815 --> 00:49:05,238 and done what he's been threatening to do all night. 691 00:49:05,317 --> 00:49:08,036 Argentina! Argentina! 692 00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:10,531 Argentina! Argentina! 693 00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:17,046 Yes! Can't believe it. 694 00:49:19,165 --> 00:49:21,259 Get in. Shut up shop, let's... 695 00:49:21,333 --> 00:49:23,427 Come on! 696 00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:28,474 Not you. Mojo. 697 00:49:29,467 --> 00:49:31,561 A word. 698 00:49:39,477 --> 00:49:41,571 Go on, Danny Boy. 699 00:49:52,865 --> 00:49:58,713 Did it, Danny. We've done it. Come here. 700 00:50:04,210 --> 00:50:06,429 You understand how important this is? 701 00:50:11,383 --> 00:50:13,852 Just here on the left by the kebab shop. 702 00:50:18,557 --> 00:50:21,276 So you're with us, then? 703 00:50:21,352 --> 00:50:23,446 Yeah. 704 00:50:26,524 --> 00:50:28,618 Thanks for the lift. 705 00:50:44,959 --> 00:50:46,302 Wait. 706 00:51:15,489 --> 00:51:17,583 Thanks. 707 00:51:52,067 --> 00:51:55,071 How many miles were you running before the injury? 708 00:51:55,154 --> 00:51:58,203 - 12 miles a day. - Struggle getting up the stairs in 709 00:51:58,282 --> 00:52:00,205 the morning, I don't know how you manage that. 710 00:52:00,284 --> 00:52:03,128 It's like having toothache in your legs. 711 00:52:03,203 --> 00:52:05,331 - Would you excuse me a second? - Yeah. 712 00:52:19,553 --> 00:52:21,772 How did you get in here? 713 00:52:21,847 --> 00:52:25,602 Why didn't you tell me that Special Branch are in at Shadwell EDL? 714 00:52:26,977 --> 00:52:29,071 Not here. 715 00:52:38,238 --> 00:52:40,957 I don't have any access to that information. 716 00:52:41,033 --> 00:52:43,411 I walked slap into him, he's shooing me off. 717 00:52:43,494 --> 00:52:46,088 - Can you blame him? - Which is a bit of a problem 718 00:52:46,163 --> 00:52:50,168 seeing as I've been adopted as bait for a march against Shadwell mosque. 719 00:52:50,250 --> 00:52:52,594 Who gives a fuck about that? 720 00:52:52,670 --> 00:52:55,423 You're supposed to be tracking football games. 721 00:52:55,506 --> 00:52:59,101 With all due respect, sir, you put me on site without back-up, 722 00:52:59,176 --> 00:53:03,602 without relevant information about other operations happening on the same turf. 723 00:53:03,681 --> 00:53:07,777 Shit gets messy. But then what would you know about it, anyway, eh? 724 00:53:07,851 --> 00:53:10,024 Sitting behind your desk. 725 00:53:10,104 --> 00:53:12,198 Hmm? 726 00:53:12,815 --> 00:53:14,738 You finished? 727 00:53:14,817 --> 00:53:17,570 You think I'm some suit who knows fuck all? 728 00:53:19,697 --> 00:53:21,791 And what the fuck has this gotta do 729 00:53:21,865 --> 00:53:24,744 with building relationships with your own targets? 730 00:53:24,827 --> 00:53:29,754 If things go political, they'll be on the front line. I can nail all of 'em. 731 00:53:29,832 --> 00:53:32,301 How long have I got? 732 00:53:32,376 --> 00:53:34,549 As long as Shadwell stay in Europe. 733 00:53:34,628 --> 00:53:38,098 To be honest, I thought they'd be out on their arse first round. 734 00:53:38,173 --> 00:53:40,346 How's the new kid doing, the little Eyetie? 735 00:53:40,426 --> 00:53:42,645 I ain't got a clue. I ain't seen him much. 736 00:53:42,720 --> 00:53:45,223 Well, what the hell have you been doing? 737 00:53:45,305 --> 00:53:49,811 Compiling a detailed database of individuals, meetings, discussions, 738 00:53:49,893 --> 00:53:53,193 including conspiracy to cause public disorder. 739 00:53:53,272 --> 00:53:57,903 Including a demonstration on the mosque, which I don't wanna get involved with. 740 00:53:58,485 --> 00:54:03,491 Because you bottled it. It might actually give you a little bit of credibility. 741 00:54:03,574 --> 00:54:06,498 I grew up going to that mosque. 742 00:54:06,577 --> 00:54:10,673 They know full well that I'm a police officer. I risk breaking my cover. 743 00:54:10,748 --> 00:54:14,673 Especially as I can't even back out without drawing attention to myself. 744 00:54:14,752 --> 00:54:17,426 Listen, son, don't worry about the march. 745 00:54:17,504 --> 00:54:20,508 My boys will look after you. 746 00:54:20,591 --> 00:54:24,596 - Alright, Trev? - Yeah. Oh, this is DC Anrawi. 747 00:54:24,678 --> 00:54:27,227 - One of our brightest prospects. - Sir. 748 00:54:29,892 --> 00:54:34,363 You stick with your targets and you leave the political stuff alone. 749 00:54:34,438 --> 00:54:37,157 And I still wanna know about the little Eyetie. 750 00:54:39,067 --> 00:54:42,162 So he's a prospect, is he? Not like in our day, eh? 751 00:54:42,237 --> 00:54:44,114 Don't worry about him. 752 00:54:44,198 --> 00:54:47,452 You mark my words, he'll be out on a medical in six months. 753 00:55:39,795 --> 00:55:42,344 Didn't think we'd see you again, PC Mohammed. 754 00:55:42,422 --> 00:55:46,302 That's DC Mohammed. I've been promoted, brother. 755 00:55:57,271 --> 00:55:59,365 D'you remember how? 756 00:56:19,042 --> 00:56:24,094 Side-by-side with this country's freedom we must carry our faith. 757 00:56:24,172 --> 00:56:29,303 Side-by-side with this nation's equality, we must walk with prophet... 758 00:56:29,386 --> 00:56:32,356 Have you had any more trouble from the right-wingers? 759 00:56:32,431 --> 00:56:35,025 No more excrement through the post than usual. 760 00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:36,602 ..co-existing with... 761 00:56:36,685 --> 00:56:40,531 They're planning to hit the new mosque next Friday. 762 00:56:40,606 --> 00:56:44,076 - But what is this freedom? - And you're here to tell us this? 763 00:56:44,151 --> 00:56:46,245 Britain's Got Talent? 764 00:56:46,945 --> 00:56:49,039 There'll be 15, 20 of them tops. 765 00:56:49,114 --> 00:56:51,833 - On TV... - You boys can more than double that. 766 00:56:51,909 --> 00:56:54,879 - ...your children home from school... - How good's your info? 767 00:56:54,953 --> 00:56:57,502 - ...should be studying... - I'm here, aren't I? 768 00:56:57,581 --> 00:56:59,709 - ...praying. - We'll deal with this 769 00:56:59,791 --> 00:57:01,668 cos the police don't do anything. 770 00:57:01,752 --> 00:57:05,302 We need to show some force, show them we ain't going anywhere. 771 00:57:05,380 --> 00:57:09,556 - Pushed like drugs at our people. - We can put on a display then, can't we? 772 00:57:09,635 --> 00:57:13,014 They pollute us, they poison us. 773 00:57:13,096 --> 00:57:16,066 - If we put on an act, is that blasphemy? - ...internet... 774 00:57:16,141 --> 00:57:19,611 - We're protecting the prophet's honour. - Lifestyle magazines. 775 00:57:19,686 --> 00:57:21,780 - That'll be alright. - I can't be involved. 776 00:57:21,855 --> 00:57:23,607 This is kafir's freedom. 777 00:57:23,690 --> 00:57:26,113 In the name of Allah, your father's sat over there. 778 00:57:26,193 --> 00:57:29,868 - This is kafir's democracy. - I don't know that man. 779 00:57:29,947 --> 00:57:32,700 This is kafir's equality. And he doesn't know me. 780 00:57:32,783 --> 00:57:36,879 - This is the freedom of kafir. - You know you are welcome back here. 781 00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:39,082 - The community's changing. - Not quick enough. 782 00:57:39,164 --> 00:57:44,671 The only true freedom is in sacrifice to Allah. 783 00:58:24,376 --> 00:58:26,549 Muslim bombers off our streets! 784 00:58:26,628 --> 00:58:28,722 Muslim bombers off our streets! 785 00:58:28,797 --> 00:58:31,346 Muslim bombers off our streets! 786 00:58:31,425 --> 00:58:35,601 # Keep St George in thy heart, keep it English # 787 00:58:35,679 --> 00:58:39,525 - # Keep St George... # - No turning back, Paki. 788 00:58:39,599 --> 00:58:42,603 # Keep St George in thy heart, keep it English # 789 00:58:43,645 --> 00:58:47,070 # Keep it English till my dying day # 790 00:58:47,149 --> 00:58:50,528 # No surrender! No surrender # 791 00:58:50,610 --> 00:58:53,454 # No surrender to the Taliban # 792 00:58:53,530 --> 00:58:56,659 # No surrender! No surrender! # 793 00:58:56,742 --> 00:58:58,836 # No surrender to the Taliban! # 794 00:58:58,910 --> 00:59:01,504 Hold your line. 795 00:59:05,834 --> 00:59:09,008 - Whose streets? - Our streets! 796 00:59:13,633 --> 00:59:21,768 Muslim bombers off our streets! Muslim bombers off our streets! 797 00:59:31,193 --> 00:59:33,287 What you fucking nicking him for? 798 00:59:45,290 --> 00:59:47,668 Danny! Danny! 799 00:59:52,923 --> 00:59:55,142 Danny! 800 00:59:59,262 --> 01:00:02,641 What are you arresting him for? I've done worse than that! 801 01:00:02,724 --> 01:00:04,317 Fuck off! 802 01:00:04,392 --> 01:00:07,817 Get him in the van, lads. Closing the door, closing the door. 803 01:00:08,522 --> 01:00:11,446 He's been picked up. He's in the fucking police van. 804 01:00:17,572 --> 01:00:20,701 Just saved your sorry arse. 805 01:00:30,293 --> 01:00:32,546 - Where's Vinnie? - He's not here. 806 01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:34,631 I can hardly go to A&E, can I? 807 01:00:34,714 --> 01:00:36,466 Alright. 808 01:00:40,345 --> 01:00:44,600 Right. Turn round. Let's see the other one. 809 01:00:45,934 --> 01:00:47,686 Okay. 810 01:00:49,771 --> 01:00:51,865 Alright? 811 01:00:54,401 --> 01:00:56,495 Isn't adultery a sin for you? 812 01:00:59,030 --> 01:01:02,250 No nice Muslim girl next door to make the parents proud? 813 01:01:05,954 --> 01:01:08,753 There was. It didn't work out. 814 01:01:08,832 --> 01:01:10,926 Didn't work out for who? 815 01:01:14,588 --> 01:01:19,435 Hmph. How long did you leave it before you let her down? 816 01:01:19,509 --> 01:01:21,603 You're hurting. 817 01:01:23,180 --> 01:01:24,682 Sorry. 818 01:01:24,764 --> 01:01:27,813 You don't break someone without breaking yourself. 819 01:01:29,019 --> 01:01:34,025 - Found that out. - That's good. I don't have to break you. 820 01:01:35,984 --> 01:01:38,078 Already been done. 821 01:01:54,502 --> 01:01:56,550 You not worried about Vinnie? 822 01:01:57,797 --> 01:02:00,175 Yeah, I'm worried about Vinnie. 823 01:02:00,258 --> 01:02:02,352 Not worried enough, obviously. 824 01:02:09,100 --> 01:02:11,194 The spark went long ago. 825 01:02:12,187 --> 01:02:15,532 Starts wearing his socks in bed, makes you wonder. 826 01:02:16,816 --> 01:02:20,116 - He could walk in on us and... - I can't hear this. 827 01:02:22,072 --> 01:02:24,166 All about the hunt, is that it? 828 01:02:24,241 --> 01:02:27,085 He's a fellow cop. I can't do it to him. 829 01:02:28,036 --> 01:02:30,084 It's me you could've done it to. 830 01:02:35,252 --> 01:02:38,301 Innit, a little bit? Like we're on our way to a match. 831 01:02:38,380 --> 01:02:40,474 I was proud of you though ... 832 01:02:42,550 --> 01:02:44,678 You fucking squeaky bastard. 833 01:02:45,387 --> 01:02:47,560 - Alright, lads? - Oi, oi. 834 01:02:47,639 --> 01:02:50,984 - Can I get a light off you, mate? - Lads. How long you been up here? 835 01:02:51,059 --> 01:02:53,153 About half an hour. 836 01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:58,233 Mo. You missed the rumble at the mosque. 837 01:02:59,651 --> 01:03:02,450 You were the only bloke to get arrested. How come? 838 01:03:02,529 --> 01:03:04,873 What's the problem, Danny Boy? 839 01:03:04,948 --> 01:03:07,042 I'll tell you what my problem is. 840 01:03:08,034 --> 01:03:10,162 He never gets stuck in. 841 01:03:10,245 --> 01:03:13,340 Takes a few knocks and then bails out. 842 01:03:13,415 --> 01:03:15,338 He's never there when it kicks up. 843 01:03:16,626 --> 01:03:18,754 Danny Boy, fuck's sake. 844 01:03:18,837 --> 01:03:22,432 He turns up out of nowhere, he wants to know everybody's business, 845 01:03:22,507 --> 01:03:25,386 and he conveniently gets arrested when the shit hits. 846 01:03:25,468 --> 01:03:27,891 And what's more, he's fucking Vinnie's missus. 847 01:03:27,971 --> 01:03:29,689 - Oi, that's my... - Ohh... 848 01:03:29,764 --> 01:03:32,688 Right, shut it. That's my fucking business, isn't it? 849 01:03:33,727 --> 01:03:35,070 Problem? 850 01:03:35,145 --> 01:03:36,943 I'm sorting it, Dave. 851 01:03:37,022 --> 01:03:38,365 Strip. 852 01:03:39,941 --> 01:03:41,864 That's right, strip. 853 01:03:41,943 --> 01:03:44,787 Bit cold for that, innit? 854 01:03:48,491 --> 01:03:51,870 - Give us your fucking clothes. - Alright, alright! 855 01:03:54,456 --> 01:03:58,461 - What is it you're looking for, exactly? - Cameras, mics. What? 856 01:04:00,795 --> 01:04:03,389 He's one of them undercover filmmakers. 857 01:04:03,465 --> 01:04:07,515 Me brother went down on vidi-evidence made from an undercover doc-maker. 858 01:04:07,594 --> 01:04:09,596 Anything? 859 01:04:09,679 --> 01:04:13,183 - No, there's nothing here. - Nothing, no. So? 860 01:04:14,517 --> 01:04:18,693 I'll tell you something. If he's not a journo he's something even worse. 861 01:04:20,065 --> 01:04:22,159 He's a fucking muzzie. 862 01:04:23,568 --> 01:04:25,616 What have you got to say? 863 01:04:29,199 --> 01:04:34,330 Oh. Danny Boy, mate. You've dropped one there. He's only fucking circumscribed. 864 01:04:34,412 --> 01:04:36,756 This Muslim's Jewish on his mother's side. 865 01:04:36,831 --> 01:04:39,175 - We hate Yids. - No, we don't. 866 01:04:39,250 --> 01:04:41,503 - What? - That's the BNP. The BNP hates Yids. 867 01:04:41,586 --> 01:04:43,884 - I hate the BNP. - Exactly, right. 868 01:04:43,963 --> 01:04:46,512 - We're EDL now. - No. No, we're not. 869 01:04:46,591 --> 01:04:48,810 - Eh? - We love Israel. 870 01:04:48,885 --> 01:04:49,977 Huh? 871 01:04:50,053 --> 01:04:52,522 Our enemy's enemy is our friend. 872 01:04:54,224 --> 01:04:56,352 Do try to keep up, you fucking wanker. 873 01:04:56,434 --> 01:04:59,984 Stone me, documentary maker, muzzie. You'll be saying he's a copper next. 874 01:05:00,063 --> 01:05:02,486 Like John and Trev? John and Trev were coppers. 875 01:05:02,565 --> 01:05:05,660 - Yeah. - Get the drinks in, there's a good lad. 876 01:05:05,735 --> 01:05:07,737 - Alright, son. - Yeah, go on. 877 01:05:07,821 --> 01:05:10,119 - Oh, alright, yeah. - Dave. Dave? 878 01:05:10,198 --> 01:05:14,328 It's a shame about that. Better safe than sorry, though, mate, eh? 879 01:05:16,496 --> 01:05:19,841 You alright, man? Clean as a whistle. 880 01:05:36,683 --> 01:05:38,777 - Gums? - Alright, son? 881 01:05:40,937 --> 01:05:43,031 You're Old Bill. 882 01:05:46,317 --> 01:05:49,446 - Shh. - No, don't worry, I won't tell no one. 883 01:05:50,572 --> 01:05:52,666 It's all the same to me, son. 884 01:05:53,450 --> 01:05:55,544 Alright? 885 01:06:19,309 --> 01:06:22,153 Gumbo, you fucking muppet. 886 01:06:30,695 --> 01:06:32,288 - Yes! - Miss. 887 01:06:32,363 --> 01:06:35,287 Yeah, fuck off, that was in, mate. 888 01:06:35,366 --> 01:06:37,585 - There's your army. - Four-one. 889 01:06:37,660 --> 01:06:41,335 Who can you trust there to raid the mosque? I mean Danny Boy's keen. 890 01:06:41,414 --> 01:06:42,757 He's too keen. 891 01:06:42,832 --> 01:06:45,005 Yes! 892 01:06:45,084 --> 01:06:47,883 Backs against the wall, I don't want a show-off. 893 01:06:49,380 --> 01:06:52,805 Little twat doesn't even realise that Muslims are circumcised. 894 01:06:52,884 --> 01:06:54,978 He's no use to us. 895 01:06:55,553 --> 01:06:56,850 Hey! 896 01:06:56,930 --> 01:07:00,400 Vinnie'll round up the runts of the litter, pack 'em off to the game. 897 01:07:00,475 --> 01:07:02,352 Does that include the fucking shaki? 898 01:07:02,435 --> 01:07:07,566 Some of the scariest fuckers I've met in this movement have been ethnics. 899 01:07:08,983 --> 01:07:11,532 Maybe it's self-hatred, maybe they just feel 900 01:07:11,611 --> 01:07:14,706 they need to prove themselves by trying harder. 901 01:07:23,998 --> 01:07:27,172 - You sleep alright, Gumbo? - Not bad, son. Yourself? 902 01:07:27,252 --> 01:07:30,222 - Yeah, lovely. - Yeah. Not bad them bunks, are they? 903 01:07:31,339 --> 01:07:33,512 Oi, oi. 904 01:07:33,591 --> 01:07:36,219 Oh, that's nice. We've got a welcoming committee. 905 01:07:37,679 --> 01:07:40,933 - Got a blade? - Take your pick. 906 01:07:53,152 --> 01:07:58,158 Dogs, dogs, dog, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs... 907 01:07:58,241 --> 01:07:59,993 Come on! 908 01:08:58,259 --> 01:09:00,353 You look terrible. 909 01:09:02,013 --> 01:09:03,811 How d'you find me? 910 01:09:03,890 --> 01:09:06,518 Vinnie followed you the night he brought you home. 911 01:09:06,601 --> 01:09:08,945 Not much of a homemaker, are you? 912 01:09:09,604 --> 01:09:10,981 Huh. 913 01:09:12,190 --> 01:09:14,113 Present. 914 01:09:25,953 --> 01:09:29,298 He asked the Specials to give him everything they had on you. 915 01:09:29,374 --> 01:09:32,719 - He's watching your back. - Huh. That's nice of him. 916 01:09:34,253 --> 01:09:36,347 Get out while you can. 917 01:09:38,716 --> 01:09:41,060 The nasties who sat around my kitchen table 918 01:09:41,135 --> 01:09:43,513 saying they needed a martyr to the cause, 919 01:09:43,596 --> 01:09:45,724 and your name came up. 920 01:09:46,432 --> 01:09:49,106 - No. - What did Vinnie say about that? 921 01:09:49,185 --> 01:09:52,564 He has to appear to go along with it or they'll be looking at him. 922 01:09:55,608 --> 01:09:58,077 Yeah, two for the price of one, eh? 923 01:09:59,028 --> 01:10:03,534 Gets in with his fascist mates and gets rid of the competition as well. 924 01:10:05,576 --> 01:10:07,795 Hmm. 925 01:10:08,246 --> 01:10:11,750 Alright, come on. What they got in store for me, eh? 926 01:10:11,833 --> 01:10:14,552 Come on! Cos I'll take anyone on! 927 01:10:15,169 --> 01:10:19,390 What, you like a battle, do you? Wanna take on the Metropolitan Police? 928 01:10:19,465 --> 01:10:22,184 The English Defence League and Special Bra... 929 01:10:57,420 --> 01:10:59,843 Does he really wear his socks in bed? 930 01:10:59,922 --> 01:11:02,016 Yeah. 931 01:11:09,098 --> 01:11:11,146 - Want some? - Hmm. 932 01:11:14,145 --> 01:11:16,193 I want this. 933 01:11:19,650 --> 01:11:21,652 I want you. 934 01:11:21,736 --> 01:11:24,205 This. Here. Now. 935 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:26,624 Everything. 936 01:11:26,699 --> 01:11:29,248 What, you see yourself doing the school run? 937 01:11:31,245 --> 01:11:33,339 Yeah. Why not? 938 01:11:34,540 --> 01:11:36,383 Me, you. 939 01:11:36,459 --> 01:11:38,757 House in the suburbs. 940 01:11:38,836 --> 01:11:40,088 Kids. 941 01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:44,475 You go to work, I pick 'em up. 942 01:11:45,468 --> 01:11:48,187 In-laws, friends. 943 01:11:48,262 --> 01:11:51,812 - Late night cocoa. - I do a mean cocoa. 944 01:11:51,891 --> 01:11:54,019 Do you? 945 01:11:54,977 --> 01:11:57,651 Take a look at yourself. 946 01:11:57,730 --> 01:11:59,698 Oh. 947 01:12:07,698 --> 01:12:09,666 No. 948 01:12:09,742 --> 01:12:11,836 Oh, you could play the part. 949 01:12:12,870 --> 01:12:14,964 You could pay the mortgage on time. 950 01:12:17,041 --> 01:12:19,043 But you'd still be undercover. 951 01:12:19,126 --> 01:12:21,925 Be another job, another disguise. 952 01:12:25,174 --> 01:12:27,927 Isn't that what everyone does? No? 953 01:12:28,845 --> 01:12:31,064 Plays the part? 954 01:12:31,764 --> 01:12:33,732 I wasn't playing just now. 955 01:12:36,727 --> 01:12:38,821 But, Mo, you need to get out. 956 01:12:38,896 --> 01:12:41,490 You need to go today. Now. 957 01:12:41,566 --> 01:12:43,318 No. 958 01:12:43,401 --> 01:12:45,620 - Mo, they're... - No, no, there's no Mo. 959 01:12:48,281 --> 01:12:50,375 Mo's someone I've created 960 01:12:50,449 --> 01:12:52,747 and I just killed him. 961 01:12:52,827 --> 01:12:54,921 My name's Mohammed. 962 01:12:56,581 --> 01:12:58,629 And I'm seriously fucking mad. 963 01:13:00,585 --> 01:13:02,633 Now you watch me burn. 964 01:13:23,316 --> 01:13:24,533 This, 965 01:13:24,609 --> 01:13:28,989 this cannot be allowed to happen. 966 01:13:30,656 --> 01:13:33,034 Do I wanna open a pork butcher's in Karachi? 967 01:13:34,702 --> 01:13:37,831 I mean what the fuck are you doing here? 968 01:13:37,914 --> 01:13:42,841 You don't like us, we don't like you. Here's your fare, fuck off! 969 01:13:45,046 --> 01:13:47,094 This mosque will open. 970 01:13:49,592 --> 01:13:52,015 The old one, then. 971 01:13:52,094 --> 01:13:54,188 Take a hit. 972 01:13:54,722 --> 01:13:58,317 Let us have our splash. We'll give you good warning. 973 01:13:59,769 --> 01:14:01,692 You take the front page headlines, 974 01:14:01,771 --> 01:14:04,775 we'll get sympathy and extra funds from the council. 975 01:14:04,857 --> 01:14:06,734 We're not against politics. 976 01:14:06,817 --> 01:14:08,785 Oh, we got a language then. 977 01:14:08,861 --> 01:14:13,207 I'm gonna have to discuss that with my brothers. Nothing's that simple. 978 01:14:18,412 --> 01:14:21,006 Me, I'd just get on with it. 979 01:14:21,082 --> 01:14:23,084 You talk to who you have to. 980 01:14:34,845 --> 01:14:37,189 - Did that go alright? - Yeah. 981 01:14:43,771 --> 01:14:48,993 Nil-nil, boys. One goal'll do us. European night. Nothing like it. 982 01:14:49,068 --> 01:14:52,789 Hotdog stalls, car alarms, police sirens, smell of testosterone. 983 01:14:52,863 --> 01:14:55,161 Shut up, Nick, no one wants to fucking know. 984 01:14:55,241 --> 01:14:57,335 Pills and thrills, Nicky boy. 985 01:14:59,495 --> 01:15:01,543 There you are, mate. 986 01:15:06,293 --> 01:15:09,137 What the fuck you doing? I was saving one for Gumbo. 987 01:15:09,213 --> 01:15:10,681 He won't mind. 988 01:15:10,756 --> 01:15:12,804 You greedy fucker. 989 01:15:16,429 --> 01:15:18,978 Enjoy the match. I'm needed elsewhere. 990 01:15:22,727 --> 01:15:26,322 Look at him. Seriously, mate. Look, look. 991 01:15:26,397 --> 01:15:29,822 He's up to something. What's he fucking doing with Vinnie? 992 01:15:33,154 --> 01:15:35,248 Fucking flash car. 993 01:15:40,327 --> 01:15:42,671 Are you ready for your big moment? 994 01:15:42,747 --> 01:15:46,047 The old mosque is gonna take a hit and you are gonna deliver it. 995 01:15:47,126 --> 01:15:49,925 Only you can get in without being noticed. 996 01:15:50,004 --> 01:15:53,008 Don't worry, son, we got you covered. 997 01:15:53,090 --> 01:15:56,845 Gonna time it for the final whistle before the crowd's out of the match. 998 01:15:56,927 --> 01:15:58,929 Streets'll be empty. 999 01:15:59,013 --> 01:16:00,686 You'll have a clear route. 1000 01:16:00,765 --> 01:16:07,023 Vukovitch, Vukovitch, out, out, out. 1001 01:16:07,104 --> 01:16:09,778 - Nicky. - What's up, Gumbo? 1002 01:16:09,857 --> 01:16:14,988 Gotta make a stand, Nick. He's putting up ticket prices again. 1003 01:16:15,071 --> 01:16:19,201 Wants to change the fucking name. Canary Wharf Panthers or something. 1004 01:16:19,283 --> 01:16:23,004 We're gonna boycott every home game, starting tonight. 1005 01:16:23,079 --> 01:16:25,707 - It's the quarter final. - Don't matter, mate. 1006 01:16:25,790 --> 01:16:27,508 We've gotta make a stand. 1007 01:16:27,583 --> 01:16:31,508 This is the biggest game in our history. No, man. No, fuck it, I'm going in. 1008 01:16:31,587 --> 01:16:37,560 - You're missing the point, Danny. - Make room, you fuckin' anoraks. Come on. 1009 01:16:37,635 --> 01:16:41,936 - We ain't seen a fucking game this season. - Vukovitch, Vukovitch, out, out! 1010 01:16:44,058 --> 01:16:47,562 Okay, so Hunt has something that we want you to deliver 1011 01:16:47,645 --> 01:16:49,989 - to your friends at the mosque. - It's simple. 1012 01:17:08,207 --> 01:17:12,053 Good job. There's a lot to be said for these old school designs. 1013 01:17:12,128 --> 01:17:14,597 George, is it armed? 1014 01:17:14,672 --> 01:17:16,674 I'm just setting it now. 1015 01:17:16,757 --> 01:17:19,226 Alright, we're on. 1016 01:17:19,301 --> 01:17:20,393 Easy. 1017 01:17:20,469 --> 01:17:24,599 Get yourself ten yards clear when it blows or it'll be Mo-fucking-kebab. 1018 01:17:24,682 --> 01:17:26,730 Alright, alright. Steady. 1019 01:17:26,809 --> 01:17:28,732 - Dave, give us a hand. - Fuck off. 1020 01:17:28,811 --> 01:17:32,486 D'you want it done properly or not? Come on, let's do it. 1021 01:17:32,565 --> 01:17:37,116 - Easy, easy. - Oh, for fuck's sake. 1022 01:17:37,194 --> 01:17:39,196 There we go. 1023 01:17:43,450 --> 01:17:46,875 Don't worry, son, you're not on your own. 1024 01:17:46,954 --> 01:17:50,879 George will be following you every step of the way. 1025 01:17:50,958 --> 01:17:54,212 What you waiting for? 1026 01:18:10,477 --> 01:18:12,571 Yeah, going, going, going. Yes. 1027 01:18:13,898 --> 01:18:16,777 Good boy, good boy. 1028 01:18:43,260 --> 01:18:47,481 Vukovitch, Vukovitch, out, out, out! Vukovitch, Vukovitch, out, out, out! 1029 01:18:47,556 --> 01:18:51,561 Gumbo. What the fuck is going on? I thought there was a match on. 1030 01:18:51,644 --> 01:18:53,942 Yeah, we're at war with Russia, ain't we. 1031 01:18:54,855 --> 01:18:58,325 - Alright, remember our little secret? - I ain't told no one. 1032 01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:01,074 I know you haven't, that's why I know I can trust you. 1033 01:19:01,153 --> 01:19:04,282 - I'm making you an undercover agent. - You can talk about anything. 1034 01:19:04,365 --> 01:19:08,370 Shh, just listen. There are too many people round here. It's not safe, okay? 1035 01:19:08,452 --> 01:19:12,002 You make sure nobody follows me because it's not safe. 1036 01:19:12,081 --> 01:19:14,584 - D'you understand? - Yeah. 1037 01:19:14,667 --> 01:19:17,967 - Alright, good. - Mo, Mo, Mo. Mo, will I get a badge? 1038 01:19:18,045 --> 01:19:20,548 - Promise. - Good man. 1039 01:19:20,631 --> 01:19:23,680 Don't you worry, son. Don't you worry. I've got your back. 1040 01:19:23,759 --> 01:19:26,433 Vukovitch, Vukovitch, out, out, out! 1041 01:19:33,560 --> 01:19:35,403 He's a copper, by the way. 1042 01:19:35,479 --> 01:19:39,700 Fucker put me down. And I might have used a bit more explosive than I planned. 1043 01:19:39,775 --> 01:19:41,652 He's gonna need more than ten yards. 1044 01:19:41,735 --> 01:19:44,784 Anything within a hundred yards is gonna be dust. 1045 01:19:47,992 --> 01:19:49,835 He won't be missed. 1046 01:19:52,788 --> 01:19:56,588 I'm gonna get down to the ground. Blend in with the plebs. 1047 01:20:21,150 --> 01:20:23,619 Are you sure the Jihadis won't get to Mojo? 1048 01:20:23,694 --> 01:20:27,039 Don't you worry your pretty little head. 1049 01:20:27,114 --> 01:20:29,742 One call to Taliban HQ will get 'em out of the way. 1050 01:20:29,825 --> 01:20:31,873 It's on. 1051 01:20:34,955 --> 01:20:37,629 Everybody out, please! Go, go, go. 1052 01:20:38,584 --> 01:20:40,586 - Yeah, are you with him? - Yeah. 1053 01:20:40,669 --> 01:20:43,798 He's a copper. When he's at the mosque, take him out. 1054 01:20:43,881 --> 01:20:45,804 The bomb will do the rest. 1055 01:21:03,150 --> 01:21:04,447 Agh! 1056 01:21:04,526 --> 01:21:06,449 Dad. Dad, move. Gun! 1057 01:21:08,781 --> 01:21:12,285 Dad, just run. Go! Just run, run! 1058 01:21:27,466 --> 01:21:29,560 Shit! 1059 01:21:46,527 --> 01:21:48,621 Come on, come on... 1060 01:21:52,950 --> 01:21:56,454 Allahu Akbar... Allahu Akbar... Allahu Akbar... 1061 01:22:12,219 --> 01:22:14,847 Where's the bomb? Where's the fucking bomb?! 1062 01:22:14,930 --> 01:22:16,807 It's out there! 1063 01:22:16,890 --> 01:22:19,063 Hunt put some more in there, just found out. 1064 01:22:19,143 --> 01:22:21,862 Breathe, just fucking breathe. 1065 01:22:21,937 --> 01:22:25,487 Now the only thing that matters is that I keep my cover. 1066 01:22:25,566 --> 01:22:28,319 You don't know the half of what I'm on to. 1067 01:22:28,402 --> 01:22:30,325 Alright? 1068 01:22:34,575 --> 01:22:36,669 Did you fucking sleep with her? 1069 01:22:37,828 --> 01:22:39,922 Yeah. 1070 01:22:42,791 --> 01:22:45,715 I don't expect we'll be seeing you round here again. 1071 01:22:55,095 --> 01:22:57,189 Shit. Where the fuck is it? 1072 01:23:12,154 --> 01:23:14,327 Mohammed. 1073 01:23:14,406 --> 01:23:16,500 Dad? 1074 01:23:24,791 --> 01:23:28,091 - When did you set this timer for? - Now. 1075 01:23:28,170 --> 01:23:30,218 Now? This now? 1076 01:23:30,297 --> 01:23:32,425 Well, nothing's fucking happening. 1077 01:23:32,508 --> 01:23:34,977 You fucking... 1078 01:23:35,052 --> 01:23:39,353 We are Shadwell, the Kennel is our place... 1079 01:24:08,252 --> 01:24:13,850 Come on, you dogs! 1080 01:24:13,924 --> 01:24:17,519 Shadwell Army! 1081 01:24:20,889 --> 01:24:23,187 Shadwell Army. 1082 01:24:23,267 --> 01:24:25,861 Shadwell Army! 1083 01:24:37,948 --> 01:24:41,543 Tensions in London's East End area have erupted 1084 01:24:41,618 --> 01:24:45,293 with a mystery explosion at the home of Shadwell Town Football Club, 1085 01:24:45,372 --> 01:24:48,125 with one fatality, believed to be the bomber. 1086 01:24:48,208 --> 01:24:52,008 Police relied on CCTV footage to identify the suspect, 1087 01:24:52,087 --> 01:24:56,558 one Garth Berry. Well known and respected within his local community where 1088 01:24:56,633 --> 01:24:58,476 he was best known as Gumbo. 1089 01:24:58,552 --> 01:25:01,271 No other suspects are believed to be involved. 1090 01:25:01,346 --> 01:25:04,771 A police spokesman saying this looked like a lone wolf protest 1091 01:25:04,850 --> 01:25:07,319 against plans to develop the Shadwell ground. 1092 01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:11,524 So, Vukovitch decides on the eve of a European semi 1093 01:25:11,607 --> 01:25:13,905 that he's selling our team to the Saudis. 1094 01:25:13,984 --> 01:25:15,031 Cheers, mate. 1095 01:25:15,110 --> 01:25:18,159 There's not a lot I can say in the face of that. Russians, Arabs, 1096 01:25:18,238 --> 01:25:21,583 they're not like us, are they? We have got to hang on to the true spirit 1097 01:25:21,658 --> 01:25:24,377 of the Englishman before we forget what that is. 1098 01:25:24,453 --> 01:25:30,085 You know a true Englishman three ways. By his attitude to drinking, food and sex. 1099 01:25:30,167 --> 01:25:34,013 Apparently now chicken tikka masala is our national dish. 1100 01:25:34,087 --> 01:25:38,183 I mean, what happened to good old English fish and chips, I hear you ask. 1101 01:25:38,258 --> 01:25:41,057 Well, the chips idea we imported from the French. 1102 01:25:41,136 --> 01:25:43,264 And the fried fish we got from the Jews. 1103 01:25:43,347 --> 01:25:45,941 So you see, it never really was English at all. 1104 01:25:46,016 --> 01:25:48,394 Now the vinegar, that was all ours. 1105 01:25:48,477 --> 01:25:51,321 That's right. We added the sour bit. 1106 01:25:51,396 --> 01:25:53,490 How English is that? 1107 01:25:55,317 --> 01:25:57,740 I do miss me pie and mash shops, though. 1108 01:25:57,819 --> 01:26:01,289 I mean down my road we've got curries, kebabs, Italian, Halal. 1109 01:26:01,365 --> 01:26:03,709 But I want me pie and mash and liquor. 1110 01:26:03,784 --> 01:26:08,711 Sums up everything, that does, about a true Englishman. Pie, mash and liquor. 1111 01:26:08,789 --> 01:26:13,169 And right there you have the Englishman's guide to Saturday night sex. 1112 01:26:13,251 --> 01:26:17,848 You have five pints, Match Of The Day, climb on top and you can't get it up. 1113 01:26:19,049 --> 01:26:22,394 So it's pints, match and lick 'er. 1114 01:26:23,845 --> 01:26:25,688 I'm Eddie. Be glad you're not. 1115 01:26:30,227 --> 01:26:32,321 No, thanks, mate, I'm off it. 1116 01:26:38,777 --> 01:26:41,030 What did I say to you? 1117 01:26:41,113 --> 01:26:43,115 Eh? 1118 01:26:43,198 --> 01:26:45,246 I said don't end up like John. 1119 01:26:49,329 --> 01:26:51,423 Clymer tried to retire me. 1120 01:26:52,416 --> 01:26:55,044 Can't get rid of me that easily. Got promoted. 1121 01:26:56,420 --> 01:26:58,297 Well, you might make a copper yet. 1122 01:26:58,380 --> 01:27:01,008 Being reassigned. Extremism unit. 1123 01:27:02,259 --> 01:27:06,184 I do fucking good police work. I found that out the hard way. 1124 01:27:06,263 --> 01:27:09,233 And as a man? How are you doing there? 1125 01:27:12,060 --> 01:27:14,154 Still working on that one. 1126 01:27:15,897 --> 01:27:17,991 Ain't we all. 1127 01:27:18,775 --> 01:27:20,652 You'll be alright. 1128 01:27:20,736 --> 01:27:22,784 Two out of three ain't bad. 1129 01:27:23,822 --> 01:27:25,415 How d'you mean? 1130 01:27:25,490 --> 01:27:28,994 You're a good copper. And a decent bloke. 1131 01:27:30,579 --> 01:27:34,675 But I'll tell you something for nothing, Mo, you ain't much of a Muslim. 1132 01:27:35,792 --> 01:27:38,545 ...where he was best known as Gumbo. 1133 01:27:38,628 --> 01:27:41,131 No other suspects are believed to be involved. 1134 01:27:41,214 --> 01:27:43,308 Gumbo. 1135 01:27:45,802 --> 01:27:48,305 Fucking love you, Gumbo. 1136 01:27:54,478 --> 01:27:56,572 You're learning. 1137 01:28:09,659 --> 01:28:11,707 I'm gonna miss you, mate. 1138 01:28:15,081 --> 01:28:17,675 I'm gonna miss you, you tubby little bastard. 1139 01:28:17,751 --> 01:28:21,346 - Raise your drinks. Gumbo. - Gumbo! 1140 01:28:21,421 --> 01:28:24,641 Here y'are, Gumbo. Come on, let's go and get a drink. Yeah? 1141 01:28:25,425 --> 01:28:27,598 Yeah, fuck it. Celebrate. 1142 01:28:30,639 --> 01:28:35,520 I do not condone or excuse what happened at Shadwell. 1143 01:28:36,853 --> 01:28:38,901 But I understand it. 1144 01:28:39,981 --> 01:28:41,949 I understand the power 1145 01:28:42,025 --> 01:28:43,948 and the depth of feeling 1146 01:28:44,027 --> 01:28:45,950 that caused that to happen, 1147 01:28:46,863 --> 01:28:50,959 because I feel the depth and power of that feeling myself. 1148 01:28:51,034 --> 01:28:53,128 And many people do. 1149 01:28:53,995 --> 01:28:56,339 And it won't be the last time.