Sometimes, life is so perfect.
No?
That must be it. To redeem everything Hard things throw your way.
You must learn to walk.
You must learn to talk.
You have to use
that really ridiculous hat your grandmother bought you
You have no reason for this problem.
And when you are a little older, even though you can choose your hat,
You can't choose what they put in the meatball in the cafeteria.
Or when to fall in love.
Something happened, and you only have to deal.
And breathe.
Let's think about today my parents' divorce is coming
as' Big, Ugly Hat Day. '
See diagram B on page 19.
'Tree of life. '
And breathe.
Anyone but his own selfish pleasure
Mother please. - Focus.
I don't care your father's middle-aged crisis and complete banter from her marriage promise
I just hope he doesn't expect me to take...
Halley, I'm sorry. I didn't see you there
Guys... - Do you think you left?
As long as you will kill me by flying ice, is that important?
Excuse me, everyone. L...
Mother? - sorry
I have some really important news to announce here
Lewis and me... we will get married.
He asked me last Saturday night.
I want to tell you,
but I'm not sure when, or how you react
I told him I couldn't even use the Ring until after I talked to you.
But we want to have this big spring wedding Mother, I'm very happy The right time, huh?
Tell your mother that you will get married the day she divorced.
Why does love make people crazy
Scarlett, you don't take it your phone. I am sorry.
Halley, that's Michael. Michael...
Hi.
Thank you.
Goodbye I love you!
What do you think?
You didn't tell me You did it.
If you meet the right person and you fall in love...
This is like... like everything you think...
Do you think...
Can you believe it
No, I can't.
Scarlett, come on.
You sound very close to the Hallmark greeting card.
Will you let yourself turn into porridge on something like sex?
Yes.
You cannot hope to do something great in life if you buckle the first time some bat men look at you.
News of lightning, p.
Even Madonna finally got married.
My mother thinks that means There is hope for her too.
Your mother wants to get married?
Well, he wants to fall in love, Halley.
Everyone
Hi. I've been in...
Hi. I've been divorced for a long time,
so my luggage is ancient history.
I like to think that I have traveled light recently.
Except for my daughter, Scarlett, which is just joy from carryon.
I think I took luggage items too far
Maybe I should start again from scratch.
You know what I think from this whole idea
I will only send it to people online
who passed my rigid checklist five points
Here, you try.
Leave. - Lydia
The man of your dreams is sitting there right now
waiting to hear from you
Talk to him.
I don't think a perfect man will want to hear what I have to say.
Of course he knows, Sweetie. Speak to him.
Lasts.
Sorry, Mr. Perfect...
But if you wait for me, This will be a long wait.
Look, I already have it with a guy like you I think it's great that you have a good job,
and you are sensitive to other people's needs and you run three times a week to keep your stomach at bay.
But the second is some silicon-breasted,
Butt-kissing, airhead climber half your age is coming,
You can't save it Your pants are flanked Alright, believe me!
That's right, Mr. Middle-age,
thinking-you-a-big-shot, fake bastard
You don't get anything from me.
Good.
I think we will do it give this a little time
Become a teenager.
I'm glad you came back earlier than camp,
although that's the case is a disrespectful debit What happened? Where did you try to enter the canoe?
There are no comments.
No comments?
I don't talk to the press.
I'm press?
Yes, and whatever I say can be and will be used against me, right?
I will never use anything against you Daddy, leave it! This is old, and you need to get your own material.
Father's dog - Yo.
Len Martin. Is this you right? WDYG cool DJ.
That's me
"We dug the dog! '
Love your show, man. - Thank you friend. You are the most hippest my parents know
Yo, man! I'm not that old
= = That's Len Martin.
Hello, it's beautiful.
And you invited it.
Hello dear. - Hey
I think we will spend time together, then we can have the opportunity to be bound.
Okay, look at you Halley.
It's hard to do without a mirror, right?
Honey, you keep growing more beautiful every day
I don't know how you Can say that, because...
You certainly don't See you every day, right?
And yesterday, My God, I'm very ugly,
and last Wednesday... was sucked too
So that's how everyday things are.
I like that sense of humor.
Just like his father.
Look at that beautiful girl. - Daddy, stop it.
He has his father's hair.
Don't cut it. - Beautiful.
Don't cut it. Let it grow, let it grow.
Don't cut it.
Cut it off.
Good.
Let me count the way that this card can be used to persuade...
nausea, gastric distress, vomiting.
Yes, go ahead and copy me, but this is serious
I need to find something funny and something sweet...
just like Scarlett.
Remember the last time I got it... - Fine. Listen, here it is Not helping
"From the beginning of the small came great things. '
'Congratulations to your new baby '
I think you will help Relieve, Sherwood.
"The first time we met, you stole my heart. '
' Good luck trying compatible organ donors. " Good.
I'm kidding, okay? It's empty in it.
Do you know something? You are not too cute This girl is amazing... is not like you...
and he is sensitive... not like you.
And she's sexy.
Not like you.
There must be a card... - Is that Michael?
For a red-haired person from... - I can't see
nothing happened according to this year's plan.
This is a total and total mess.
Looks like a good schedule for me.
No band I will never register with the band.
What's wrong with the band? - I don't play anything
Well, maybe you should. I'm sure you can handle it.
Mrs. Toussaint, this is not my schedule Listen, I signed up for Algebra, and I've taken Calculus.
Maybe brush is a good thing, Not to mention good grades.
Why don't you try it? before you decide something?
Okay, I signed up for 'P.'s son E.
94 FM - Fill in this form
Father's dog - We'll start again
Len Martin with traffic updates From love it's a puppy in the sky,
Queen Lorna is our own.
Lorna, are you up there?
Hi, Len.
On a sunny day, You can see forever,
and this is a beautiful morning.
Should we tell everyone our little secret
Careful. Baby, are you sure it's time?
I exploded at the seams to tell everyone that we were running away.
I just spilled beans.
That's your dad's show right?
I just like it.
Hi.
Tell him congratulations.
I'm sure you are very excited about the upcoming marriage
My father and my brother
My brother and my father?
Your father and sister will get married?
Yes.
No, not one another.
ME...
I have to check something before I fill this
Sit down, Forrester.
Let's see if we can sort out your usual mess Maybe you will even do us honor of attending this year.
Okay, later, M. T. I have to rethink the shop class.
I'm very daunting with the equipment.
me.
You don't know about your father getting married?
Yes I do.
That bastard said all over the world before he told you
Not him...
Whatever.
At least if they run away, You don't need to go to a wedding.
Marriage is the worst.
me? I have to go to, like, five of my parents.
Don't ask
Listen, M. T. Don't give you It's a hard time there, right?
'M. T. '?
Mrs. Toussaint and me... we are at close range.
You can know your guidance counselor very well
when you're clear really needs guidance.
Look, I understand gets to science
You try Jedi mind tricks.
What is that? - You never saw Star Wars?
No, I see it. I guess I just don't memorize it like you do.
Now, that's your loss, isn't it?
Because the Jedi mind trick is when you tell someone what to think about,
and they thought that.
For example, M. T. Says,
'Macon, you are already in trouble, and this is the first day of school.
Is this the way it is? to start the new year? '
Pretend you're me. Now what are you saying?
Good. I said...
No. I want to be someone else.
cute. No, you like me saying...
Mistress T, you're leaving Let this one slide
because that's the case an honest mistake,
it's only the first day of school,
and the fire goes out as soon as it starts.
You don't really start a fire, right?
The point is that you put the words into someone's mouth
Like when I asked you for going out this Friday night,
'because I know we will have fun together.
Actually, I have been hoping for a long time You will ask me all week. '
Do you want to go out dating me?
See? I told you you would ask me.
Macon, I think I like you very much already really going with you What kind of logic is that?
This is logical logic.
is really trying to to establish a relationship with them.
finally someone finally got hurt?
You can't boycott your father's marriage
That's not even marriage. This is... an elopement.
Yes, unless everyone in it radio frequency is invited.
my Lord. He is very hypocritical.
I can not believe he would not tell me about it first
He did not give any warnings when you go out to dinner
No - He ate that night?
No.
Okay, yes. He was there in the end.
Mom, come on. He's not even supposed to be there
You know, I do not think I would do Let him take me down the aisle.
Please stop worrying about me I'm fine. I am doing fine.
On the one hand, this makes me free. I feel liberated oddly.
And he's still However, your father,
and if he wants to make a completely and stupid self by trying out some trendy
to reclaim the sad situation,
by linking it with neither bimbo which is very interesting...
then if that's what he wants, I'm fine with that.
Someone toss, please
Now.
This is our reception area.
Without going out after the ceremony champagne bar...
located right next to our own chapel.
Can't you picture walking down this hall?
In the coffin.
Sorry, this is just... a little sad
Actually there is nobody said that before
Lewis... say something What are you thinking?
Well, I like it. It's very clean.
Clean?
Is that what you want our wedding day? Clean?
No... it's not pretty,
it's not intimate, it's not romantic
I am very happy that I can marry you
I'm sorry, don't pressure you,
But this space isn't instant messaging for Spring
We have other partners...
Why not us? Give them time to think.
Ashley, sweetie, they planned everything
Food, flowers... even place cards
Think about how much less troublesome it will be.
Do you think planning the most important day in our lives is a hassle?
It's been a long time.
191/2 hours
Doesn't Michael look cool in that?
Hey, I did a good job.
Michael Sherwood will do it looks good in everything That's not the point, though, okay
Enjoy him, and play with him.
Don't fall in love with him.
Why do you think they call it 'fall,' anyways?
This is not appropriate for you to spend time at a wedding.
This is the most important day.
I tried killing two birds with one stone.
Cheap is what it is.
You see cheap, I see comfort.
Look at them.
They are like walking warning sign of romance.
Lewis is this geek anal, tensed who has my sister under a spell.
Now all this before semi-intelligent people think about
are diamonds and hairdos and bullshit.
It's like K-Mart.
How should I to know what it looks like?
Maybe it passes and see on that? Or maybe...
See? They don't even like each other.
But these stupid spells below make them ignore all the facts.
They struggle because they love each other enough to care.
I don't know it looks like K-Mart before I go there.
Once we get there, you know. - I made a mistake.
Too bad you can't get it a divorce before marriage.
You can save yourself in that extra stupid step.
I'm sorry. - See?
What are you looking for? - This plate, they are perfect.
That's love, Halley.
Okay, fall once and you may never get back up.
Nerds! Get out of here.
Isn't he cute?
She's funny.
Alright, Michael!
How to get to that goal!
Okay, guys, line up!
Okay, come back. Let's give him some air.
Sherwood? Do you hear me?
Guys, back up. Give him some air, okay?
Call a doctor.
I think my parents' divorce is the end of the world.
That was before Michael died of a heart defect.
And the world stops.
Or it should be.
I'm sorry.
What do you think?
I think it's 100 degrees out.
What should I do?
The only black clothes I have winter clothes.
I don't have good items to use.
I don't think that's important, really.
Look, this... it's dark green and it's very good
This is ugly, Halley.
I'm just trying to think about something else Anything, for just one second.
I want to look good for him.
Does that sound crazy?
This is a bad idea.
Yes, but definitely dying is not one of the better concepts.
No, the dress. Everyone looks at me like I'm a weirdo
Okay, this isn't for them. This is for Michael.
Remember that.
Can you believe what is she wearing?
That, like, is very rude.
He always has to have all the attention to himself.
"Even though it's drooping and dead that night,
it's a plant and a flower of light.
In small proportions, we only see beauty
And in short actions,
life can be perfect
Mr. Macon Forrester will now address us.
I will read from this...
but I am not good at reading.
Or writing...
or spelling
Not like Michael. He is good at many things without trying.
By myself. No need to worry about what other people think.
Even if that means is really not cool
He taught me about how to trust people
And how to love.
Because he is so kind.
He loves his family, he loves his friends
He loves basketball.
And he loves Scarlett.
And he loves this.
Take this woman, Lorna Queen, to become a legitimate legal wife,
your partner, queen from your heart, forever and forever?
Yes!
Daddy, cancel with your woman
And are you, Lorna P. Ratu,
Bring this old Len Your husband is legitimate
for the rest of your day?
I do
Wrap it We leave in 15 seconds. Go away.
Our airtime is almost gone.
We now have to go where is Federal regulation
won't allow you to follow, if you know what I mean.
Lewis, don't bark.
Sorry, but you have to go.
Poor little thing.
I know how it feels.
With the old one, with the new one.
And who do you think you are?
Only because you have big petals
my Lord. I'm talking to my plants.
my Lord.
You are talking to your plants.
How is that?
That's great...
if you happen to be a Devil and enjoy human pain.
Tell me something.
I don't know What do you want me to say to you?
Wait! No, bimbo almost died of strangulation.
I can't believe I forgot to tell you.
The wedding veil continues his own life and rebels,
and he has to scratch the way out And you know the woman can scratch.
That's very sad. It feels like...
near death by a wedding veil
my Lord! And their oath?
Is father a loser when are you married?
I'm sorry.
Your father is not a loser.
Although he did choose to look like one at our wedding too.
He insisted on using the blue powder tuxedo.
Then why are people married, anyways?
We know that they lie to each other,
but do they lie for themselves too
How can you promise? will feel the same forever?
Things to do Sometimes it changes, Halley.
This house is very big for just the two of us, doesn't it?
What? - You will go to college soon.
Mother... a year and 3/4 not immediately.
I want to start thinking about streamlining
Maybe you should sell a house
I grew up in this house.
Yes, and there are already some beautiful memories in this house.
This is my home.
I understand how you must feel, but life changes.
This is ridiculous, ma'am! Come on!
And I don't want to stay here alone.
I have to give him a ride.
See you later, Halley.
Back off! The human leaves to save him.
Where did you get it?
A man has to pay for gas and a meat burger somehow, right?
And toys, because I imagine
War statues must be very expensive I don't have any Star Wars statues.
Not much, and I don't play with them... a lot.
This one is at home.
Good.
This is it.
You're afraid to go with me because you might like me?
No, but that's right good theory, I guess,
if you want to protect your fragile male ego.
Because you can't handle rejections.
Refusal? Whatever!
Of course you think it's weird that I don't just use a telephone,
But you are also happy because is better to talk privately.
Especially when I come with a specific purpose.
That's why you will cut me a little.
You're really crazy I've been called worse.
You will kiss me, Halley.
You will come a little closer...
so I can put my arms around you And on a count of three...
two...
one.
You are a very good kisser
You tricked me
You Jedi cheated me.
Halley, are you out there?
Close your eyes. Go sleep.
Give me a break - Who are you talking to?
I'm sorry, I...
Sorry.
I just... I need to talk.
I just came for late night chat.
We won't stay up, okay?
At least do it inside.
'Nauseous'?
Little.
'Softness of the breast'?
Yes. Main.
'Food cravings'?
Grapefruit.
Come on, I can answer 'yes' for most of these questions too.
I used to like grapefruit.
What's wrong?
There are no violations, Halley, but...
your perfume makes me sick
Come on, I'm not wearing perfume. I'm using soap "Sense of smell. '
All right, so what do you like urinating right-on-a-strip
or dip-in-a-cup?
Maybe it's reading wrong.
Because I've heard from things like wrong reading
And the stripes don't look really pink,
only pink, so...
Five kits, Halley.
= = What will I do? So you bring the car without my permission
in the middle of the night on a kind of joy going up.
It's not a pleasant trip. - Maybe I should...
Don't think you escaped.
You don't even have your license, and you are a terrible driver.
I helped Scarlett get several books at school... we left them...
Just forget it, Halley!
Mother...
bringing your car out will look like the least...
because of anything You're thinking now...
it's worse
One of you better tell me before I have a nervous breakdown.
I am pregnant.
Thank God You told me in time.
I shouldn't have been paid for using this ugly shirt?
I'm sorry if you hate my taste and you think this is terrible You must be at my wedding,
but you are my brother
This is an emotional moment. - OK. I am just kidding.
Just because you think of something You think it's funny, doesn't mean you say it.
Okay, Ashley, Sorry, okay?
It's just... I like the dress, how come.
I feel like a princess. You know?
I look terrible.
We will fix it
This is not the dress which needs to be repaired
This is me.
Ashley, will you drive Halley's house? I have to go back to work.
Give my money back,
You're stupid, lying, incompetent, twice sucks!
Can I help you, ma'am?
This stole my money, so, only...
Here.
This works a little better sometimes.
What is your pleasure - Diet Coke sounds good.
The last one.
to me.
I hope I don't, You know, kick it too...
I think this machine was built
to hold good boot occasionally.
Steve Beckwith. - Lydia Martin
Did I say 'Martin'?
This is Lydia Williams now.
Lydia Williams again. - Williams, again?
Nice to meet you.
Thank you.
Aren't you going to use lipstick?
You sound like mama Can one of you resign?
You know you wear the same dress right?
Amazing.
You are grandma there changed
We are practical.
I will change - No, I will change.
I can change. - No, I shouldn't wear black.
Halley, can you use something that is a little more feminine?
Because the Warshers are really traditional Thank you.
Beloved, do you need a toilet?
Grandma, no I will use the one below.
Don't be silly Enter.
Good. - I'm almost done It smells like...
Just burning a little incense.
Mother?
Do you smoke marijuana again?
I'm a little dizzy.
But I feel is now much better.
I know we will be late.
We're fine.
His parents are fast beans.
I can't believe I'm late.
That's what happens when you make people change ten times.
This leaf will be made a beautiful textile
Halley, look.
I bet if we make this pattern sheet,
we will make a million dollars!
Mother, please, not now.
She's tall.
She's not tall, she's given medicine
This is interesting... when you make 'ow' sound,
your mouth isn't This is funny in the corner.
You're not sick anymore You are only allowed to use weeds when you are sick
Can you ring the bell? - I have a lot of headaches.
Smile.
Does anyone else hear the wind chimes or just me?
This is a total disaster.
Dirt!
Hello.
Now, I know it's turkey,
but we think Squab will be very special They are really adorable.
Fat people. - Can I say I'm a vegetarian?
No.
This reminds me a little the yellow parakeet that I experienced when I was little.
Sweet and smart little bird.
They look amazing. - Thank you.
Marcella like that is a truly extraordinary cook We are lucky found it.
I'm sure there are stories in that.
Tell me, how lost are you before you were found?
Because you look like a woman who doesn't get lost often Grandma.
He came with us 20 years ago, When we moved from Atlanta.
He really raised our Lewis.
I am not aware You are a working mother.
I am not
He made it through a broker training program.
She's good. Killer instincts.
But he turned his eyes on me, on the contrary.
I will say that the best deal in the company.
He is not Clark Gable... But very few men.
What is the name of that character?
Ashley.
No, you are Ashley.
The wedding plan came beautifully.
Well, you scream if you need it help at all, understand?
I want this to happen an easy business to remember
Carol throws one heck of lunch.
That's my only regret about not having more children.
Having a daughter It must be nice.
But we always feel that has an only child
is a much better way to form and shape characters.
Ashley is alone for the first six years.
I like to think he has the best of both worlds.
My best friend is an only child.
He has a baby,
which in our day is something That is clearly not planned.
And the mother is not too Happy with the whole situation,
but I really think he's kind starting at the back now,
so...
The way to the bathroom?
Down the hall and to the left
Isn't this a surprise... our children? choose to get married so young?
I always think Lewis will do it. Spend time finding the right person.
Well, it must be example of you and Dad
I mean... You made the wedding look so fun.
And Ashley is very like you, ma'am She's a very determined woman.
Open the door, Halley.
young woman?
Open the door. Are you alright?
A beautiful night. Thank you.
Thank you for gripping me. - What are you talking about?
Your mother is clear doesn't want you to get married
You make it sound like I'm a desperate woman
somehow forces you into the whole
I don't.
"Ashley is very the woman specified. '
I don't say that.
I have a witness! Mom, you're there
You did say something along that line
That's not I mean it
Lewis, you have a beautiful family and that's what matters. They aren't exactly beautiful for you
'Oh, you really work to make a living, you are lower class, divorce sad? '
Ashley is enough.
I am the one who succeeded hit by a dog there.
Where are we? - You will see when we get there.
It's too dark to see. - Well, just keep going.
Sherwood and I found it this place a few years ago.
We used to come here.
Do you like it?
Yes.
Yes, come on. Let's dance.
No. - Yes.
Come on, Macon.
No.
Please? Come on, Macon.
No. - Please.
You look great, but I just...
Michael 's parents moved to Florida
You still have to tell them.
I know.
I don't know what to say that makes sense Which makes sense, considering that there is no of what happens makes sense.
You know, this is weird.
Because if that's the case one who is pregnant...
I will understand you remembering an abortion
or putting the baby up for adoption
You can still put a baby for adoption.
No.
I know all the arguments.
And I know what I gave up And I know it's nothing will be normal for me anymore But what is it anyway?
Growing up with my mother of course not.
Losing Michael no.
I used to think that my family was a perfectly normal example of a picture.
Us.
Maybe it's not normal what's normal... right
Yes, like you and Macon.
That doesn't make sense...
You fall in love with a guy like him.
I'm not in love With him, I like to kiss him.
We are just friends With profit.
Shut up.
See you, I'm leaving. - You're bad
I hope this is not a bad time.
I know this is amazing forward from me, but...
I can't stop thinking about you.
You're not uniform That. I forgot I used it Don't I explain it?
I am a civil war reactor... A little hobby
I like to think when honor and politeness really mean something.
I know I've done it before _ it's slow to take action
Slow down well
Will dinner be too fast?
Yes.
I mean, no. I mean, I really want to.
Applause.
Friend?
Friend
Steve, I have a wonderful time.
Good evening.
I just... - You just left
Exactly.
This is how you do it yourself in your own home?
You said that my own home
That means I have the right to choose what I do Halley Marie Martin, doing inappropriate
No!
You never told me you're serious about this child
I'm not serious That's what you do with people aren't you serious?
Do you know what?
Maybe it's already a little more fun,
You will not be in your current position.
Where did everything this attitude come from?
This isn't like you.
Like me? You don't even know me.
Maybe you don't are very good at knowing people.
How well do you know that weird kid
Mom, she's not weird, okay? His name is Macon.
And maybe if you pay attention to anyone...
God forbid... besides yourself and Ashley and his stupid marriage,
You will know that.
I tried.
Halley, you used to talk to me.
Yes, and rightly so is too busy hating Dad to listen.
I'm sorry for to skip this
I hate daddy...
So much for doing this to us.
I hate him, I hate him.
And then I don't hate it, and I feel bad because I hate it...
dear, I don't want you hate your father
He's a nice guy.
I don't want you Hates me too,
but I have to start Putting some rules around here.
We start.
Halley, you're down to earth until next year.
No.
You promised me that I could go
to the New Year's Eve party with Macon... Mother, please!
No, no, no New Year's Eve, no Macon.
God!
'Dear Mr. And Mrs. Sherwood...
Guess what? You will be a grandparent '...
Exclamation mark.
Why don't you try telling Michael? What parents do you really feel?
Happy New Year.
Hey, Macon, that guy.
Hi.
The party just arrived. - The party has... I'm here
Yes. - Well. Shut up.
Sorry.
Now, you are beautiful.
Come on, you can A smile is better than that.
What? He doesn't know how to smile?
Maybe he doesn't want to.
All right, excuse me to breathe.
Yes, you breathe too close.
Sorry about this. - No problem.
Happy New Year. - Happy New Year.
This is for the new year, right?
Yes, right. For... to the new year.
Okay, tap it. Attack of the police
Hey, Macon, my dear... what's wrong?
What's wrong with you?
I lost my damn earrings.
Hey, Macon.
Hi, Halley.
Hi.
Thank you.
A good name.
Who wants to see my ferret?
Dude, I have one. Come on.
I put a little hat on it and everything. It's amazing.
So, when? Scarlett because of that?
Do you know?
Yes, my mother is a bookkeeper in the doctor's office,
but... don't worry I haven't told anyone yet.
Third week of May.
God, that's very strange.
You know, this is strange, but...
I don't even know they are connected.
Very? They come out all summer.
What are they?
Yes, and rightly so really fell in love with it
He ruined his life, you know.
I thought I'd commit suicide before I give birth.
I know enough I won't be able to handle it.
You may be right, because you are not Scarlett Right.
Thank God for that.
What's wrong?
I'm sorry.
Halley, where did you go?
Ten, nine, eight, seven,
six, five, four,
three two one.
I'm sorry.
I am right
What's that all?
I think you want us to be together.
I do... but, 'together'?
This is very official and so big for us.
Maybe you should say what you feel for this time
I can do that.
I can.
I feel I have to get it out of there because I might...
very...
cares about you, and...
and that makes me very scared because it means...
you can hurt me
Or maybe I too don't feel ready
To like someone... that much.
And I like you.
Don't make it It's so complicated, Halley.
Some people fall in love.
I had to hit it.
Hello dear.
Hi.
I'm sorry.
You give us fear.
God.
And I ruined your party.
I don't care about the party.
Your date with Steve I know That is very important for you.
Halley, I know it's really like that with Macon Forrester.
Mom, it's not his fault.
We tried to go this very bad party
He let me drive... You know I'm like the worst driver,
and I can't even see...
Halley, save your strength. You will need it to find a better reason.
Macon isn't there When I wake up.
Macon isn't there when I leave.
Macon isn't there all over next week at school
what do you expect when do you break your own rules?
Have you heard from him?
No.
I guess that's what good people do, right?
Lost?
Hey. I am back.
You really don't understand, do you?
I'm really not in the mood waiting for you to grow up
I... are you good
Hi, Halley.
I think I just dropped my key.
No, they are at the door. Come on.
Stop rotating Stop rotating
I'm not spinning!
Shut up!
Maybe you should just stay quiet.
That's what you have to do.
above.
Halley, You are a good brother.
Do you think I did that? I did not do that.
Be careful.
Christ, Halley. Yes, right.
This is my bachelor party.
I'm a bachelor
Thank you, sister You're the greatest
Okay, Ashley, please take this
Jesus. What...
You only...
Please. Come on. Mother is sleeping upstairs.
I'm not home Very? And how do you know that
Friday night he sneaked out to have sex with Steve Did he say that?
He doesn't want you to know.
God, why do people think that I can't handle the truth?
Come on, you scarecrow-faced ax!
You baboon
Your bone bag! - Your old ferret's face!
Sourpuss! - sorry for a long time, nihompoop is soft!
The next morning for you How about it?
Beloved.
A drunk device.
Does not appear superior, but I limit myself to one glass of champagne, Thank you very much.
If it wasn't for Halley, I must have died, maybe.
No, you will definitely do it wake up on the terrace.
Neighbor bets will like it very much.
Right, especially with men underwear around his neck.
Underwear?
Not meaningful. That's stupid.
Underwear is nothing.
No, that's right not much.
We promised to each other not strippers.
I know, Lewis, I know, but I'm under the mercy of my friends.
Don't promise us to make one another mean anything?
Of course something, Lewis
God, don't be too tense!
I'm tense? I am not tense Yes, Lewis, you. You are tense
You know what else Halley is right about you.
You have a broom in your ass I never said that!
Okay, guess who put it there?
Don't talk to me like that. Maybe I'll find someone nice!
Frankly, You are not fun!
We made a promise from each other,
but you don't save it because you are absorbed yourself.
Don't talk to me like that.
Hello. Good morning, Halley.
What is happening? - I think they broke up.
Relax. You are not pleasant Marriage is a promise, and a promise must be maintained.
Not all arguments cause separation
= Real!
So, you ditched me for my own benefit No, it's not like that.
I didn't throw you
L...
Okay, me...
I'm scared.
I'm not used to feeling this way about someone And I'm just...
I don't believe I almost lost you too.
No, I don't want anything.
I can't see you anymore.
Your mother will handle it.
This is not my mother. This is me.
And of course, if you decide to get married,
I can get people's makeup and hair to do you on a big day.
If you decide is not to get married,
I think you should let them do some work for you too,
because you will want to see the best
when you go back there
Dear, there is nothing wrong by canceling the marriage
No, it's delayed indefinitely.
That's what we should say officially.
My mother knows.
Actually, I haven't really been made I thought, so if everyone can...
Honey.
Give me a hug.
Dear, you never know what will happen Good?
For a while there, I thought I would never get married.
Finally, I have to put my foot down
or my guy here will never leave...
I'll get it
Hello?
Dear, that's their mother calling from Virginia
It seems that your grandmother has a bad fall Your mother wants you to meet him there
according to you he's fine there
It's been a long time.
Grandma, are you okay?
Yes, I only smoke a little marijuana Is it just me, or is it spittin picture of Abraham Lincoln?
Look, Halley, look. There is a mole.
Halley, you have to see it!
You are the one who sees things that other people cannot see.
I did it - Yes.
Mother, you don't have to walk yet.
The next time you fall like that, You will break your hip, then die.
Do you remember when we went to meet our comet together?
Halley is still too young to remember that No, I remember.
You can't You remember hearing that.
No, mother, I remember.
Why does no one trust me? to find out what I know again?
God.
God!
He doesn't even think that my memories are mine.
dear, she's your mother Now tell me about this friend of yours
Who told you about that?
Grandma, it's over.
First love never really ends.
Nothing is perfect, honey.
But that doesn't mean that is not worth your while.
Boys Do I have snacks!
How about him? - He isn't terrible looking.
Yes, he is even cute in that matter Ignorantly that you like guys, Ashley.
Halley, this...
This is Lewis.
Ashley, the love of my life...
live my heart...
once again... will you marry me?
Yes.
How crazy.
I don't believe it.
Do it.
I owe you one.
For?
Macon is a really great person.
See you later, Halley.
Hey. - Hi.
I don't know that you are like...
hang out.
Elizabeth Gunderson and me?
No, we just...
Friend? - Yeah.
Right.
No, it's okay because we have our items,
and it's fun... no longer, right?
No, it's not like that.
If things get difficult, it's best to keep going, don't you think?
Will you listen to me for a moment?
And for my bride.
Thank you for showing me the socks don't need to be ironed...
which doesn't need to be employed Dewey decimal system
for their CD collection...
and that, in the end, doesn't make a lot of difference did you start toilet paper facing up or down.
Even so My parents taught me.
Because, Ashley, has shown me that life is worthy of being embraced.
Even if that means makes a giant fool of yourself.
And lucky for me,
You are willing to marry the man who is the most stupid of all
So this is for a lifetime
big, messy, extraordinary moments
with the most beautiful women in the world...
my companion.
Your sister will get married in 31/2 hours.
You know that if you feel nervous, you can always...
You remember the sign
Of course. You teach it to me, remember?
So, you know. Only...
Like that.
I will do something I will shout, 'fire,' okay?
Good. - Well.
And we're back with a big soft rock dog,
WDYG, 94 FM. "We dug the dog. '
This is Father Dog himself, Len Martin,
came to you today on a very special day,
my fault own puppy... the oldest.... Ashley, will get married.
Lorna, dear, any wise words
come from you, my new bride myself?
Waterproof mascara
I'll borrow yours Daddy will cry like a baby.
Alright, let's start this is Power Hour Of Love.
Are you there? - Security?
Hey, give me... come on. This is my job!
my Halley?
I don't know how to get you to listen, but maybe...
Let him talk. - just listen to me
I suck on words.
But sometimes, words are not things.
Love is not about words, is about what you do
And what I do...
escape, that's stupid.
We both know love is a big and creepy evil concept.
But if you feel it, it will happen Follow you around like a hungry dog
no matter how far you run.
Wait. I don't mean Saying love is a dog.
I only meant, I didn't go anywhere.
I love you, Halley.
If love defeats us, let's defeat it again We can do this.
If you are ready to make a leap, I will be here to arrest you And what's great Power Hour Of Love has happened.
This is Len Martin for WDYG, Big Dog from soft rock.
That's right. Romance is in the air.
It's everywhere here today, people
The following song will come out for the young woman in question...
Miss Halley Martin and her brother Ashley,
Because Daddy loves you.
You look beautiful.
You look beautiful, Mom.
I'm not too old to wear pink?
No.
I like giant helium balloons
Come on. We have to go.
I will walk above.
I'll meet you there.
Let's get Halley!
Rear seat. I have to lie down.
Please sit down.
We have come together today to join Holy Matrimony
Ashley Renee Martin and Lewis Gibson Warsher II.
If anyone of you knows the reason
why this pair may be illegally married,
declare now or forever hold your peace
Do you, Lewis, promise to love, respect and respect Ashley From today, for richer or poorer,
in diseases and health,
leave everything else as long as you both will live?
I do
And whether you, Ashley, promise to love, respect and respect Lewis
for richer or poorer,
in diseases and health,
leave everything else as long as you both will live?
I do
Dear friends, let's ask God to bless this ring
as a symbol their love is eternal.
No, no, other fingers. Right.
Ashley, Lewis... - She gave birth.
Now it's my joy... - Please shut up.
And respect to declare you husband and wife.
You may now kiss the bride.
He gave birth to the baby. Now.
Right now?
Scarlett has a baby. I have to go.
Breathing.
Wait, wait, wait! Not.
Dirt!
For God's sake.
No problem.
You will have a baby
Thank you very much. Thank you.
You have to do something. It's just a terrible sight.
Now the seating arrangement will be a disaster
One empty seat throws everything.
Mother, stop it. Well?
It can't be better than this Squeeze my hand No problem. We will get there.
I assume Daddy wants to be in the delivery room?
me? No, no. L...
Baby! - Mother!
Hi, sweet - I need you.
I am his mother.
Miss Smith? - No problem. Thank you.
Don't leave me.
So, do you hate me?
Not you, per se.
I hate the road Your hair falls on your face And I hate your voice is really low when you're serious And I hate the way you bite your lower lip when you are nervous.
And the way your eyebrows go... like that
I hate that.
So, is that it?
You just hate the road I walk and talk and see?
No.
Is that a Jedi trick problem?
I hate that.
Don't give up on me.
I'm not
But you will regret ever having a mess
Because I will make you pay for a long time.
But first...
You will take it three steps towards me And you will wrap it your arm on my waist
And on a count of three...
two...
We will dance.