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When I was a kid all I
wanted was to grow up.

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Once I did, all I wanted
was to be a kid again.

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I thought love
could make that happen.

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I was sure
falling in love

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meant you never
had to grow up.

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Every story
has a beginning.

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I'm the luckiest girl
in the world,

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and today is the
best day of my life.

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And this isn't it.

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This is near the end.

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Go back.

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Keep going back.
Further.

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Further.

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Nope, gotta keep moving.

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That's cute, but
we're not there yet.

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Back further.

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Just a little bit more.

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Okay, that's good.
This is it.

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This is where
our story begins.

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♪ Another day
has just begun ♪

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♪ you shining
like a sun ♪

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♪ you're beautiful,
yes, you're beautiful ♪

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♪ oh, everyone
can see you glow ♪

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♪ now it's time
for you to know ♪

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♪ you're beautiful

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♪ yes, you're beautiful

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♪ whoa-whoa-whoa-oh-oh

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hey, sis, are you bringing
a guy to watch the fireworks?

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Why does everyone
think I need a man

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to complete my life?

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Because we can all tell
how miserable you are.

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I'm not miserable.
I'm totally fine.

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- Deliriously happy.
- What about after Sergio

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and the tent of doom
and despair?

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Chloe.

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It's been two weeks.

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Just leave me
what I need.

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And I'll come out soon.

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I promise.

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I think. I don't know.

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It's time to come out
of the tent.

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Yeah, I'll come out
as soon as I pry

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the spoon out of my cold
dead fingers.

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I gotta go.
I'm driving, so...

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♪ You're beautiful

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♪ you're beautiful

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♪ your beautiful

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Oh, shit.

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Hi. Beautiful day,
isn't it?

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Listen, I just have one teensy
little thing to ask you.

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Uh, what
were you thinking?

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Just stopping like that
in the middle of the street?

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Oh, I'm sorry,
i was distracted

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by that octagonal sign
there.

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The red one,
that says stop.

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By the way, I'm fine,
thank you for asking.

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Hello, this is L.A.
we don't stop.

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We pause.
Linger briefly.

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And then we keep going.

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You're not from
around here, are ya?

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No, I just
relocated from o.C.

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Listen, I really am sorry
for hitting your car.

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I'm easily distracted,
but I'm trying to change.

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So, if there's any damage
to your car at all, really,

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um, this should cover it.

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I want you
to have Babalu.

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Wow.

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Babalu?

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I'm honored.

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I'm, uh, glad
you ran into me.

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Perhaps I could, uh,
back up and ram you again?

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Um, well, here's my card.

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So official.

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Jeff, cool.
It's trustworthy.

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- I should probably get your number.
- Give me your hand.

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Suddenly I'm back
in middle school.

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- Oh, wouldn't it be so cool?
- Oh, yeah, awesome.

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The mocking, wedgies,
constantly feeling inferior.

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Chloe.
It's a great name.

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Thank you.

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I think I like you.

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You're just... okay

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um, all right, well...

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- One question, trustworthy Jeff.
- Yeah.

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Do you have plans to watch
the fireworks later?

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No.

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You have to admit we create
our own realities.

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Counter-intuitive bullshit
psycho babble.

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Now there's a whole
generation's been brainwashed

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into believing that they can
chant or mystically conjure

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their concrete goals
into existence

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on their secret
wish boards.

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No wonder the country's
falling apart.

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Honey, please stop talking.
You're giving me a headache.

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- Hi, dad, mom.
- Well, hi, honey.

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- This is Jeff.
- Hi. Nice to meet you, sir.

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He just escaped
from orange county.

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Oh, I didn't know
you were bringing someone.

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How did you manage to find
such a handsome young man?

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I drugged him. And then I beat
him hard into submission.

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Mom, you gotta stop
pumping me with confidence.

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- She rear-ended me.
- T.M.I., son.

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What Chloe does in her
spare time is her business.

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- Mom, what is this?
- Oh, isn't this fabulous?

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We're gonna put
the jacuzzi here.

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The yoga temple
over there.

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And if I have my way,
a dance studio.

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Where's my room?

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Well, honey,
we're remodeling.

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Your room's
being repurposed.

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My childhood is being
repurposed?

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Oh, don't make such a big deal
out of this, Chloe.

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We just moved a few room around.
It's nothing.

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So, Jeff, OC, what's that like?
Horrible?

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- Hey.
- This is my sister, Mandy.

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- Hi. -She's been married
10 years to Randy.

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Mandy, this is Jeff.

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Hi, nice to meet you.

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Hey, I'm Randy.
Randy and Mandy.

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You get that?
Names rhyme.

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- Nice to meet you. -Sweetheart, can
you please go check on the baby?

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You got it.

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Be right back.

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♪ Bangkit untuk membiarkan kita bernyanyi
ke laut ♪

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♪ oh, mengapa tidak
kamu membawaku? ♪

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♪ Beri aku wawasanmu,
oh, bulan gibbous ♪

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♪ Aku butuh bantuanmu
malam ini ♪

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♪ Aku punya firasat yang kamu tahu
tepat di mana kamu menuju ♪

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Your mom
and you live here?

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In the back
there's a guest house.

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What are you doing? Why
are you stopping the car?

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That's... are you gonna
try to make a move?

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Is that what's happening?

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Okay.

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- Sorry.
- No.

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All right, could we
just do it already?

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My lips
are getting nervous.

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Yeah.

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I should go.

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No, wait.

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It's your eyes.

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And I love your eyes.

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I knew the rest of you
was great, too, but...

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I love your eyes.

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- I gotta... I'm gonna go.
- Okay.

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That's weird,
my, um, my mind

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is not correlating
with my body.

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I'm trying to move,
but I'm not able to.

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Ready, set,
one-two-three.

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You're so silly.

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- Okay.
- Okay, yeah.

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I'll walk you.

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Can I see you again?

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I need to think
about it, okay?

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Yeah, okay. When we're adults,
and not crazy teenagers.

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- Right. -Take all
the time you need.

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- Hi.
- Hey.

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- Hi.
- Chloe.

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I don't know why I'm here.

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- What are you doing?
- I don't know.

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I felt like
i have to be here.

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I forgot to give you
my insurance card.

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- Um, sorry, I thought you
should have it. -Yeah.

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Yeah, it's okay.

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- Come here.
- Oh, my god.

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I don't want
to leave you.

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I feel so crazy.

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Don't feel crazy.
You're not crazy.

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I wanted you...
I wanted to still

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hang out and then...
We just... we just met.

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It's okay.
Hey, there's no hurry.

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What?
No hurry?

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Why? Then why... why... I thought
we were on the same level...

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A page of um this heat...
Burning desire,

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- but that's clearly wrong,
so I'll just go. -Hey, hey.

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No! No naked.

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Sex on the first date
would put me

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in the ho zone,

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and we can't have that.
We have to wait.

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Okay. All right.
Gotcha.

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- We uh need a ho zone defense.
- How long?

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Last time I checked
a day was 24 hours.

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Well, you might wanna
get comfortable.

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How long's it been?

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Three minutes.

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- Wait, this is
- I know, it's crazy

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and impulsive and it's
so not like me.

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I mean, I'm not
some prude,

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but, I don't
wanna get hurt.

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I won't hurt you.

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That's what Sergio said.

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Sergio?

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He wrote me the most
beautiful poems.

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Sergio who wrote you poems.

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We talked about kids,
marriage, everything.

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And then I found him in bed
with my best friends.

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- Wait, friends? Plural?
- Yeah.

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Danny and Cher are
my best friends.

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That's horrible.

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00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:29,689
Did you take
any pictures?

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00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:32,858
No. I'm not an idiot.

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I took a video.

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00:11:34,127 --> 00:11:36,927
- Really?
- No, sicko.

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What about you?

205
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My life hasn't been
all that interesting.

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Until you.

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♪ We're all traveling
down this lonely road ♪

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♪ we're all tumbling
in the tide ♪

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♪ but I am here
to simply let you know ♪

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♪ I'll be right
by your side ♪

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- Oh, no, no way. -♪ we all
hear that voice inside us ♪

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Oh, no! No, way!

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♪ Angin yang berbisik
di malam hari ♪

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♪ Apapun yang terjadi
jalan berliku panjang ini ♪

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♪ Aku akan benar
di sampingmu ♪

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Do you know where
we are?

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Is that a trick
question?

218
00:12:44,034 --> 00:12:46,899
No, I'm being serious.

219
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This place
we're at right now,

220
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this is us.

221
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This is our place, okay?

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00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:57,142
Okay.

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So, I wish I could
write you a poem,

224
00:13:03,049 --> 00:13:06,849
but I can't, so,
how about a toast?

225
00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:09,953
To us, our new place,
and finding an apartment.

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00:13:09,956 --> 00:13:14,826
- Cheers.
- Cheers.

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♪ Be yourself and keep
your heart true ♪

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♪ I'll be right by
your side ♪

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♪ oh-oh-oh-oh

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♪ don't have to face
this world alone ♪

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♪ oh-oh-oh-oh

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♪ I'll be the place
that you call home ♪

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I'm gonna dance
on the fountains

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and then I'm gonna
moonwalk, yeah!

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Have you always
been like this?

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- Always up?
- Yeah.

237
00:13:43,890 --> 00:13:45,259
- Yeah?
- Because of my dad.

238
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One time I got made fun
of in middle school.

239
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These girls
threw lollypops

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in my hair
and called me ugly.

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And I came home crying
and my dad grabbed me

242
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and he said to me,

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know matter what anyone
says or does,

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you're the luckiest girl
in the world,

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00:14:00,574 --> 00:14:04,243
and today is the best
day of your life.

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00:14:04,244 --> 00:14:06,484
And it kind of stuck.

247
00:14:09,448 --> 00:14:13,618
- I love you so much.
- Thank you, I love you, too.

248
00:14:13,620 --> 00:14:15,290
- Very much.
- Give me a hug.

249
00:14:15,291 --> 00:14:17,556
Look how cute
they are. Aww.

250
00:14:17,557 --> 00:14:21,287
I hate cantaloupe. Are you trying
to tell me about my melons?

251
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:24,132
Goddamn it, if there's one
thing I know, it's my melons.

252
00:14:24,133 --> 00:14:27,030
You love cantaloupe.
What's wrong with you?

253
00:14:27,033 --> 00:14:29,568
That's it. I've had it. No more.

254
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:31,269
The heck with you.

255
00:14:31,271 --> 00:14:34,271
Let's pretend
we're an old couple.

256
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,044
I'm Florence
and you're Elmer.

257
00:14:36,045 --> 00:14:38,142
Making love to you, Flo.

258
00:14:38,144 --> 00:14:40,044
Okay.

259
00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:43,046
My hip, it's my hip.

260
00:14:43,049 --> 00:14:45,279
- It's okay. -It's
keeping me from dancing

261
00:14:45,285 --> 00:14:47,245
- and making love.
- We don't need your hip.

262
00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:48,520
- Okay.
- Okay.

263
00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:51,121
- We can do it anyway?
- Come here.

264
00:14:56,662 --> 00:14:58,062
- Ready, dad?
- Yeah, I'm ready.

265
00:14:58,064 --> 00:14:59,964
- Ready?
- I'm ready.

266
00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:01,226
- You awake? -I'm fine. You
just serve the damn thing.

267
00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:03,903
All right, 27-2
game point.

268
00:15:03,904 --> 00:15:06,238
Whoo! I got it!

269
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:08,169
Ah, all right!

270
00:15:08,174 --> 00:15:11,944
- We won, sunshine.
- This is so fun, yeah.

271
00:15:11,945 --> 00:15:13,575
Yeah, good job.

272
00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,110
The object, so you know,
is to score more points

273
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:18,076
than the other team
and then let them win.

274
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,619
What? Such an idiot!

275
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:23,956
I thought the point
was to have fun.

276
00:15:23,957 --> 00:15:27,626
So stupid!
Oh, god.

277
00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:30,257
- Oh.
- Oh, my god, are you okay?

278
00:15:30,263 --> 00:15:32,431
- You've been shot.
- I'm dead.

279
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:37,565
Did I do something? I feel
like your dad doesn't like me.

280
00:15:37,570 --> 00:15:42,470
No, he just is super
competitive.

281
00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:44,975
Oh, Jeffy, come in.

282
00:15:44,978 --> 00:15:47,378
- Oh, you're here.
- Hi, Nana.

283
00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:50,449
- Good to see you. -Oh, it is
so good to see you so happy.

284
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,680
I mean, she is adorable.

285
00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:54,986
We were just talking
about how much we love her.

286
00:15:54,988 --> 00:15:56,488
Where did you meet her?

287
00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,359
Uh... she just
followed me home.

288
00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:00,458
Latched onto my bumper.
I drove her for miles.

289
00:16:00,460 --> 00:16:02,590
Oh, you're kidding.
Like a little puppy dog

290
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:04,325
looking for
a place to go

291
00:16:04,331 --> 00:16:06,101
and a place
to bury her soul,

292
00:16:06,102 --> 00:16:08,199
and there's my Jeffy.

293
00:16:08,201 --> 00:16:11,701
Right into his arms.
She is a keeper.

294
00:16:11,705 --> 00:16:17,335
- I think so, too.
- Aww.

295
00:16:17,344 --> 00:16:19,544
- Oh, that's cute.
- Yeah, that one is cute.

296
00:16:19,546 --> 00:16:21,246
- I like that.
- I can bring my bunnies.

297
00:16:21,247 --> 00:16:25,117
Pets allowed.
It's on Pico. Never mind.

298
00:16:27,519 --> 00:16:30,149
Waking up next
to you every morning

299
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:33,286
is going to be so...

300
00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:39,497
- Weird, isn't it?
- No.

301
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,129
Like weird
in a good day.

302
00:16:41,134 --> 00:16:43,234
Like weird
in a good way.

303
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:46,436
Like a brave
new adventure weird.

304
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:49,069
But exciting.

305
00:16:49,075 --> 00:16:50,675
Sweetheart, you are ready
to move in together

306
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:55,647
- aren't you? -Yes,
amazingly handsome man,

307
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:56,708
I'm ready.

308
00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:59,546
Jeffy.

309
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,292
Oh.

310
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:06,588
Your father wants
a word with you.

311
00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:08,233
In the yurt.

312
00:17:12,164 --> 00:17:14,171
Is it really so difficult
to find a girl

313
00:17:14,172 --> 00:17:15,727
who is mentally unstable?

314
00:17:15,735 --> 00:17:17,595
I mean, she's not
right for you.

315
00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,042
I don't know
what she's right for,

316
00:17:19,043 --> 00:17:20,739
except maybe
clown school.

317
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:23,440
She's frivolous. You too are
dramatically different.

318
00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:25,143
Opposites attract, dad.

319
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,405
Birds of a feather
stick together.

320
00:17:27,414 --> 00:17:28,547
You mark my words.

321
00:17:28,548 --> 00:17:29,778
She is entirely
wrong for you.

322
00:17:29,783 --> 00:17:31,523
What if
she's the one, dad?

323
00:17:31,524 --> 00:17:33,448
What if I marry
this girl?

324
00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:35,593
Do you want to be responsible
for tainting our relationship?

325
00:17:35,594 --> 00:17:36,818
Is that what you want?

326
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:39,591
What I want is for you
to be realistic.

327
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:40,659
Be serious.

328
00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:42,090
The only way
this could work

329
00:17:42,095 --> 00:17:44,225
is if she grows up.

330
00:17:44,230 --> 00:17:46,230
And you gotta ask yourself,
is that ever gonna happen?

331
00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:49,332
She is talking
to a straw rabbit.

332
00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:50,635
You had a fly
on your eye.

333
00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,537
I got your back.

334
00:17:52,539 --> 00:17:55,469
Listen, I'm maybe
not ready

335
00:17:55,475 --> 00:17:57,375
for this whole
nesting thing.

336
00:17:57,377 --> 00:18:00,747
Yeah. I knew you'd
see my side of it.

337
00:18:05,350 --> 00:18:09,620
Ah!

338
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,657
You're here!

339
00:18:11,658 --> 00:18:14,458
What is this?
I want one!

340
00:18:14,461 --> 00:18:17,761
That is a maxi plunge
super plunger.

341
00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:19,364
It's to unclog pipes.

342
00:18:19,365 --> 00:18:21,795
Oh, not gonna need
no brand muffins

343
00:18:21,801 --> 00:18:23,301
with this puppy
in the house.

344
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,403
- Yeah, I hope not.
- Tell me the truth,

345
00:18:25,405 --> 00:18:27,135
does this maxi plunge
super plunger

346
00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,470
turn you on the way
it does me?

347
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:31,276
I'll thumb wrestle
you for it.

348
00:18:31,277 --> 00:18:32,677
Why aren't you playing?

349
00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:34,779
- Could you do something for me?
- Mm-hmm.

350
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:36,748
- Come here.
- Mm-hmm.

351
00:18:36,749 --> 00:18:38,749
Could you do something?
Can you be completely

352
00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:41,720
serious for me
for one minute?

353
00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,291
This sounds like a test.
I don't like tests.

354
00:18:43,292 --> 00:18:44,656
Well, life is full
of tests.

355
00:18:44,657 --> 00:18:46,257
Only for those who choose
to take them.

356
00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:48,459
Hey, I'm serious.

357
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,861
Yeah, maybe if it'll
unclog your pipes.

358
00:18:50,864 --> 00:18:53,732
Hey, please, for me,
just one minute.

359
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,367
- All right.
- Okay?

360
00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:57,298
When do I start?
Book me in coach.

361
00:18:57,303 --> 00:18:59,173
When I tell you, okay,
but first ground rules.

362
00:18:59,174 --> 00:19:00,642
- Okay.
- There's no smiling.

363
00:19:00,643 --> 00:19:04,340
- No snickering, no mocking,
and no silly faces.

364
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:05,544
Got it?

365
00:19:05,545 --> 00:19:07,575
Okay. Sounds like
serious shit.

366
00:19:07,580 --> 00:19:10,280
Starting now.

367
00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,683
You're skating
on thin ice.

368
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:12,924
No smiling.

369
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:22,528
Nine, eight, seven,

370
00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:26,759
six, five...

371
00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:30,636
Baby, I'm sorry.
Hey, Chloe, I'm sorry.

372
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:33,497
I just looked at your face.

373
00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:39,175
- All right, yeah, thanks, thanks a lot.
- Baby, come on.

374
00:19:39,179 --> 00:19:40,609
Why is it so hard for you
to be serious?

375
00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:42,251
Because you're
serious enough

376
00:19:42,252 --> 00:19:43,478
for the both of us.

377
00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:44,823
Now let mommy
unclog you.

378
00:19:44,824 --> 00:19:46,577
Would you stop?

379
00:19:49,655 --> 00:19:53,455
Look what I got.

380
00:19:53,459 --> 00:19:54,789
Pretty cool, huh?

381
00:19:54,794 --> 00:19:57,729
What do you think?
What's wrong?

382
00:19:57,730 --> 00:20:00,260
- Do you like it? -Nothing. Nothing.
It's just kinda freaky

383
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:01,826
that all of a sudden
we're buying home furnishings

384
00:20:01,834 --> 00:20:03,734
- with each other.
- Okay, forget it.

385
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:07,866
You know what, the lamp, it sucks.
I don't want it.

386
00:20:07,874 --> 00:20:09,874
No, no, I love it.
It's beautiful.

387
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:12,306
No, just forget it.
Before it was just a lamp,

388
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:16,512
but now it's the
"we're moving too fast lamp."

389
00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:19,716
This was it. I was gonna
move in with Jeff.

390
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:22,649
I was gonna cohabitate.
Maybe it was happening.

391
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:24,615
Maybe I was starting
to grow up.

392
00:20:30,529 --> 00:20:32,399
This is so exciting.

393
00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:35,328
I had no idea Chloe was a
singer, and a musician.

394
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:38,335
Oh, she's not really. It's a
rather unfortunate phase.

395
00:20:38,338 --> 00:20:41,868
- Oh, well.
- She's very talented.

396
00:20:41,874 --> 00:20:43,474
- She just needs some support.
- Oh.

397
00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:44,976
I support her.

398
00:20:44,978 --> 00:20:47,546
Oh, my god,
he invited his parents.

399
00:20:47,547 --> 00:20:49,747
- You can do this. -
You should really reconsider

400
00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:51,349
this whole thing.

401
00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:53,651
I mean if she is talented,
the music business

402
00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:56,253
- is just brutal.
- Dad, can you just listen

403
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:58,816
and not be judgmental,
please? Thank you.

404
00:21:01,893 --> 00:21:04,733
You can do this.

405
00:21:09,401 --> 00:21:11,041
I can't do this,
I'm sorry.

406
00:21:11,042 --> 00:21:13,797
Oh, poor thing.

407
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:20,612
Hey, it's okay.
It's all right.

408
00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:23,852
I'm sorry, I should have
told you I invited my parents.

409
00:21:23,853 --> 00:21:25,620
It's okay.
I'm just stressed out.

410
00:21:32,357 --> 00:21:34,357
Have a seat, son.

411
00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:39,756
That, uh, mulberry report

412
00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:43,366
is missing a construction
estimate.

413
00:21:43,369 --> 00:21:45,037
Where's your flag pin?

414
00:21:45,038 --> 00:21:47,668
I don't know.

415
00:21:47,674 --> 00:21:49,774
Look, if you wanna
be a winner,

416
00:21:49,776 --> 00:21:51,306
you gotta behave
like a winner,

417
00:21:51,311 --> 00:21:53,741
and surround yourself
with winners.

418
00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:55,976
- Do you understand what I'm saying?
- Yeah.

419
00:21:58,383 --> 00:22:01,853
God.
What is this?

420
00:22:01,854 --> 00:22:03,354
This is disgusting.

421
00:22:03,356 --> 00:22:06,486
This is the best thing
I've ever seen.

422
00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:07,626
It's like grass.

423
00:22:07,627 --> 00:22:10,996
We could make
carpet angels.

424
00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:14,027
Oh, let's dance.
Let's... let's pretend

425
00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:16,771
we're at a disco, and... and
you're like hitting on me

426
00:22:16,772 --> 00:22:19,399
with your dance moves, and I'm
like dancing in the corner.

427
00:22:19,405 --> 00:22:21,535
And, uh... why aren't
you dancing?

428
00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:23,111
I don't wanna
look stupid.

429
00:22:23,112 --> 00:22:25,009
That's half the fun.

430
00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:28,480
Oh! I could put
my guitar here.

431
00:22:28,481 --> 00:22:31,081
And then a pinball machine
right around here,

432
00:22:31,084 --> 00:22:33,984
and then, a... you know,
a Congo set could go here,

433
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:35,886
and then we could get a horse.
We could totally get a horse

434
00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:38,058
and it would fit.
This is amazing.

435
00:22:38,059 --> 00:22:42,457
Um, babe, I was thinking maybe
this could be a shared office.

436
00:22:42,462 --> 00:22:45,530
And not exclusively
your she-man cave barn.

437
00:22:45,531 --> 00:22:47,866
But, dearie, why would
you want another office?

438
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,667
You already have one.
You want one in your home?

439
00:22:49,669 --> 00:22:51,399
That's kind of sad
and depressing.

440
00:22:51,404 --> 00:22:53,074
No, well, look, I'm gonna
put in a lot of hours

441
00:22:53,075 --> 00:22:55,572
and probably work
from home, too, if we...

442
00:22:55,575 --> 00:22:57,875
You know, I mean,
if I want to buy a house.

443
00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:00,377
- A house? -Yeah. You
know, when you grow up,

444
00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:03,610
- you work, and you save, and then you buy a house.
- Oh, man. Oh, heart.

445
00:23:03,616 --> 00:23:06,946
Oh, gee.
Yup, okay, call 911.

446
00:23:06,953 --> 00:23:08,453
- Yeah, I called them.
- Clear.

447
00:23:08,454 --> 00:23:09,824
They're on their way.

448
00:23:09,825 --> 00:23:11,990
You know what?
I'm... forget it.

449
00:23:11,991 --> 00:23:16,928
Wait, come here.

450
00:23:16,929 --> 00:23:20,659
Come here.

451
00:23:20,666 --> 00:23:25,796
Okay. Tell me a secret.
Tell me something.

452
00:23:25,805 --> 00:23:27,735
I don't have any sec...
You're crazy.

453
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,970
Just tell me a secret.

454
00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:33,136
Something you've never
told anybody before.

455
00:23:33,146 --> 00:23:34,576
- Okay.
- We all have secrets.

456
00:23:34,580 --> 00:23:36,148
- Yeah.
- What's yours?

457
00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:42,421
I don't know.
I don't know.

458
00:23:42,422 --> 00:23:45,056
Please, for me.

459
00:23:45,057 --> 00:23:47,626
Okay. I...

460
00:23:47,627 --> 00:23:49,087
Ginny?

461
00:23:56,836 --> 00:24:02,506
Well, I... I really
don't have any.

462
00:24:02,508 --> 00:24:03,868
I don't know.
I can't think of any.

463
00:24:03,876 --> 00:24:05,476
- I'm sorry.
- Okay. No, it's okay.

464
00:24:05,478 --> 00:24:07,008
No worries.

465
00:24:11,783 --> 00:24:14,152
Oh, here, you hold this
for a second, will you?

466
00:24:14,153 --> 00:24:15,921
Yeah.

467
00:24:15,922 --> 00:24:19,157
Oh! A squirrel!
Oh, shoot. Sorry.

468
00:24:19,158 --> 00:24:20,828
- Oh, my god.
- That's all right.

469
00:24:24,663 --> 00:24:27,032
- I'm totally sorry.
- That's fine.

470
00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:30,001
We're still going
to the Halloween party?

471
00:24:30,002 --> 00:24:32,037
Yeah, why wouldn't we?

472
00:24:32,038 --> 00:24:34,068
I mean, I know you're not
crazy about costumes.

473
00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:36,543
Not everybody likes to pretend
to be something they're not.

474
00:24:36,544 --> 00:24:38,642
But it's fun.
It's fun to pretend.

475
00:24:38,644 --> 00:24:41,252
Yeah, okay, well, just that... ever
since we're moving in together

476
00:24:41,253 --> 00:24:43,877
you've been acting like some panicking
animal desperate for escape,

477
00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:45,583
so I just thought maybe
you don't want to do this.

478
00:24:45,585 --> 00:24:47,845
The lamp is not you.
It's not us. We're fine.

479
00:24:47,854 --> 00:24:49,821
We're totally fine.

480
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,122
We're just as much
in love now

481
00:24:51,123 --> 00:24:53,523
as we were
when we first met.

482
00:24:53,526 --> 00:24:55,686
I like the fireworks.

483
00:24:55,695 --> 00:24:58,925
Everything is fine.
I promise.

484
00:24:58,931 --> 00:25:00,201
You promise?

485
00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:27,692
- Hey, you got great form.
- Oh, thank you.

486
00:25:27,693 --> 00:25:29,993
- I see real power in your legs.
- Yeah?

487
00:25:29,996 --> 00:25:32,026
Yeah, so, I teach
a pottery class

488
00:25:32,031 --> 00:25:34,201
on Wednesday nights
off of chick-lit road.

489
00:25:34,202 --> 00:25:37,300
- And of course I wouldn't charge you...
- Oh, that's so nice.

490
00:25:37,303 --> 00:25:40,972
If you wanted to maybe trade,
you know, workout tips

491
00:25:40,973 --> 00:25:42,807
for your legs for pottery,

492
00:25:42,808 --> 00:25:44,708
I could really teach you
how to form your own pot.

493
00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:48,680
Okay, great, um,
do you have a card?

494
00:25:52,217 --> 00:25:55,987
Every single breath
we take is a gift.

495
00:25:55,988 --> 00:25:57,248
You seem so peaceful.

496
00:25:57,256 --> 00:26:00,556
I am.
I'm exceedingly content.

497
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:01,830
How are you so happy?

498
00:26:01,831 --> 00:26:04,596
Why would I choose
to be any other way?

499
00:26:04,597 --> 00:26:05,927
Choose?

500
00:26:05,932 --> 00:26:07,832
That's so cool.

501
00:26:07,833 --> 00:26:09,633
It's nice
to meet you.

502
00:26:11,870 --> 00:26:14,609
Ever since you've been with this
girl your work has slacked off.

503
00:26:14,610 --> 00:26:16,337
I need that analysis
retooled.

504
00:26:16,342 --> 00:26:19,042
Dad, I can't, all right?
I have a party tonight,

505
00:26:19,045 --> 00:26:21,205
- I promised Chloe -you're
not hearing me, all right?

506
00:26:21,213 --> 00:26:24,583
Play to win, or go home.
Now step it up.

507
00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:28,587
And here.
Last flag pin.

508
00:26:28,588 --> 00:26:30,188
Try not to lose it.

509
00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:41,234
♪ Trick or treat,
trick or treat ♪

510
00:26:41,235 --> 00:26:43,633
♪ feeling kinda creepy

511
00:26:43,636 --> 00:26:46,966
♪ no, I'm never gonna sleep
till we make 'em all scream ♪

512
00:26:46,973 --> 00:26:48,873
♪ hit the lights,
hit the lights ♪

513
00:26:48,874 --> 00:26:50,714
♪ see the look
in their eyes ♪

514
00:26:50,715 --> 00:26:52,677
♪ gonna give them
a fright ♪

515
00:26:52,678 --> 00:26:55,278
♪ counting down
in the night ♪

516
00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:57,011
♪ you know
we're out to get you ♪

517
00:26:57,016 --> 00:26:58,846
♪ no telling
what we're gonna do ♪

518
00:26:58,851 --> 00:27:00,681
♪ get wild under
the full moon ♪

519
00:27:00,686 --> 00:27:02,616
♪ yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah ♪

520
00:27:02,622 --> 00:27:04,191
♪ won't be worse
than a nightmare ♪

521
00:27:04,192 --> 00:27:06,290
♪ even the monsters
get scared ♪

522
00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:09,127
♪ you can roll with us,
if you dare ♪

523
00:27:09,128 --> 00:27:11,928
♪ we come alive,
live, live, live ♪

524
00:27:11,931 --> 00:27:16,368
Hey, sorry,
I'm ridiculously late.

525
00:27:16,369 --> 00:27:18,038
A baby seal clubbing
itself?

526
00:27:18,039 --> 00:27:19,837
You've outdone yourself
this time.

527
00:27:19,839 --> 00:27:21,939
Your costume is incredibly
distasteful.

528
00:27:21,941 --> 00:27:23,871
You promised
you'd wear a costume.

529
00:27:23,876 --> 00:27:25,876
Babe, this is my costume,
all right?

530
00:27:25,878 --> 00:27:27,408
I'm a businessman.

531
00:27:27,413 --> 00:27:28,913
I'm not just any
businessman, my love,

532
00:27:28,914 --> 00:27:31,184
but a republican.
Note the flag pin?

533
00:27:31,185 --> 00:27:33,018
You're costume
is so stupid.

534
00:27:33,019 --> 00:27:34,889
No one's even gonna know
what you're supposed to be.

535
00:27:34,890 --> 00:27:36,747
- Hey, guys.
- Nice costume.

536
00:27:36,756 --> 00:27:41,856
Thanks for making it.
Baby seal and...

537
00:27:41,861 --> 00:27:43,328
Oh, my god, oh, my...

538
00:27:43,329 --> 00:27:45,029
You're a republican
businessman!

539
00:27:45,031 --> 00:27:46,301
- Oh, yeah!
- You're so good.

540
00:27:46,302 --> 00:27:48,898
- That's really good.
- Oh, man.

541
00:27:48,901 --> 00:27:50,231
Sharp.
You look handsome.

542
00:27:50,236 --> 00:27:52,336
Yeah.
Dapper.

543
00:27:52,338 --> 00:27:54,238
Congratulations, you two,
on shacking up.

544
00:27:54,240 --> 00:27:55,907
So excited for you guys.

545
00:27:55,908 --> 00:27:59,277
- Yeah. -I finished
my MBA recently.

546
00:27:59,278 --> 00:28:02,047
So, we're probably
gonna follow suit.

547
00:28:02,048 --> 00:28:04,848
She's awesome,
isn't she, right?

548
00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:06,250
I'm so excited
about it.

549
00:28:06,252 --> 00:28:08,222
Oh, thanks for being
so inspiring.

550
00:28:08,223 --> 00:28:10,950
We're gonna
grab a drink.

551
00:28:10,956 --> 00:28:14,016
Did you uh... check out
the apartment on 17th?

552
00:28:14,026 --> 00:28:16,286
- Not yet.
- Why are you stalling?

553
00:28:16,295 --> 00:28:20,095
Okay, listen,
i don't...

554
00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:21,999
When people
move in together,

555
00:28:22,001 --> 00:28:24,101
they become all serious, and i
don't wanna become serious.

556
00:28:24,103 --> 00:28:25,303
I don't wanna start
wearing mom jeans

557
00:28:25,304 --> 00:28:26,771
and bird sweaters.

558
00:28:26,772 --> 00:28:28,341
Do you know what
your problem is?

559
00:28:28,342 --> 00:28:31,140
Is you think everything in life
is some kinda giddy joke,

560
00:28:31,143 --> 00:28:32,811
some carnival ride.

561
00:28:32,812 --> 00:28:34,342
You know, it would have
been sweet if you could have

562
00:28:34,346 --> 00:28:37,306
at least worn a costume,
like, something funny or fun.

563
00:28:37,316 --> 00:28:39,716
You remember fun, right?

564
00:28:39,719 --> 00:28:42,019
Look, I had
a bad day, okay?

565
00:28:42,021 --> 00:28:44,321
This is all about you,
so I see your point.

566
00:28:44,323 --> 00:28:47,459
Wow, wow.
Listen to Mr. snarky,

567
00:28:47,460 --> 00:28:49,129
a person that's all
lovey-dovey,

568
00:28:49,130 --> 00:28:51,228
and then all those
little adorable quirks

569
00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:53,198
turn into
annoying habits.

570
00:28:53,199 --> 00:28:56,729
Which of my adorable quirks
do you find annoying?

571
00:28:56,736 --> 00:28:59,296
Nothing. Come on,
let's dance, Elmer.

572
00:28:59,305 --> 00:29:01,265
No, go ahead.

573
00:29:01,273 --> 00:29:03,113
Careful with your hip,
Chloe.

574
00:29:03,114 --> 00:29:07,139
♪ Feel like I've been
released into freedom ♪

575
00:29:07,146 --> 00:29:09,406
Hey, cool costume.

576
00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:11,475
Love it.

577
00:29:11,484 --> 00:29:13,054
Ah!

578
00:29:14,085 --> 00:29:15,815
Oh! Oh!

579
00:29:17,256 --> 00:29:19,786
Raise the roof.

580
00:29:19,792 --> 00:29:20,992
Good.

581
00:29:20,993 --> 00:29:23,063
Who do you know here?

582
00:29:25,029 --> 00:29:28,967
Oh, Kelly.
I'm gonna need a drink.

583
00:29:28,968 --> 00:29:30,168
What?

584
00:29:32,971 --> 00:29:34,441
Okay.

585
00:29:37,342 --> 00:29:39,878
Feel it.
Feeling it.

586
00:29:39,879 --> 00:29:41,179
You're awesome.

587
00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:42,380
Bye.

588
00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:45,817
God, I hate mimes.

589
00:29:45,818 --> 00:29:48,987
About those not so adorable
quirks my snarky, love...

590
00:29:48,988 --> 00:29:52,818
Hey, nine out of ten people
hate mimes. Fact.

591
00:29:52,825 --> 00:29:55,425
The way you say,
"oh, god. Oh, god. Oh, god."

592
00:29:55,427 --> 00:29:57,527
It's like I'm having sex
with father Muldoon.

593
00:29:57,530 --> 00:30:01,830
And while we're at it,
you have chicken feet.

594
00:30:01,834 --> 00:30:03,134
- What?
- You have chicken feet.

595
00:30:03,135 --> 00:30:04,995
Your feet look
like chickens feet.

596
00:30:05,004 --> 00:30:08,072
Really? Okay. Well, you skip
one day with your razor,

597
00:30:08,073 --> 00:30:09,513
and suddenly I'm in bed
with Chewbacca.

598
00:30:09,514 --> 00:30:12,238
And I wish your lips
were bigger.

599
00:30:12,244 --> 00:30:14,244
You know what,
my dad was right,

600
00:30:14,246 --> 00:30:16,806
- you do need to go to clown school.
- There's a clown school?

601
00:30:16,816 --> 00:30:18,176
Well, you're never gonna
grow up, are you?

602
00:30:18,184 --> 00:30:19,818
Not if I can help it.

603
00:30:19,819 --> 00:30:21,588
You know, we've been
together for a while

604
00:30:21,589 --> 00:30:24,917
and we don't talk. We don't
actually really talk.

605
00:30:24,924 --> 00:30:28,893
Sometimes I feel like
i don't know you at all.

606
00:30:28,894 --> 00:30:31,404
Maybe we're just not at all
that compatible.

607
00:30:31,405 --> 00:30:33,497
Maybe there's no maybe.

608
00:30:33,499 --> 00:30:36,529
Sometimes I don't even know if i
see a viable future with you.

609
00:30:36,535 --> 00:30:38,465
I mean, you work in
a toy store, for god's sake.

610
00:30:38,470 --> 00:30:41,606
I happen to love working
in that toy store.

611
00:30:41,607 --> 00:30:44,907
- Can we rewind?
- Thank you.

612
00:30:44,910 --> 00:30:47,846
- Thank you so much.
- I'm sorry.

613
00:30:47,847 --> 00:30:51,007
No, no, this is great.

614
00:30:51,016 --> 00:30:53,316
Honestly, thank you for that.
That was really...

615
00:30:57,188 --> 00:30:59,018
This isn't...
This isn't working.

616
00:30:59,024 --> 00:31:01,934
This us thing
is not working.

617
00:31:07,599 --> 00:31:09,599
No, I guess not.

618
00:31:09,602 --> 00:31:12,572
We sound like two people who
aren't gonna move in together.

619
00:31:12,573 --> 00:31:15,240
I disagree.

620
00:31:15,241 --> 00:31:19,210
- You do?
- Yeah.

621
00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:21,611
I think we sound like two
people who are breaking up.

622
00:31:25,550 --> 00:31:28,486
This is it.

623
00:31:28,487 --> 00:31:31,987
Oh, so that's how
it's going down?

624
00:31:31,991 --> 00:31:33,221
I guess.

625
00:31:45,303 --> 00:31:46,503
Jeff, wait.

626
00:31:52,210 --> 00:31:56,380
Can I have my memory
foam pillow?

627
00:31:56,382 --> 00:31:57,652
Yeah.

628
00:32:08,459 --> 00:32:13,259
Here's your memory
foam pillow.

629
00:32:13,265 --> 00:32:16,065
It remembers everything.

630
00:32:16,068 --> 00:32:18,568
Oh, god. Oh, god.
Oh, god.

631
00:32:18,570 --> 00:32:23,370
Speaking which, here's
your Jesus action figure,

632
00:32:23,375 --> 00:32:27,175
your baby bow,
your baby toothbrush,

633
00:32:27,179 --> 00:32:30,079
oh, yeah, and this.

634
00:32:30,082 --> 00:32:33,718
Babalu?

635
00:32:33,719 --> 00:32:35,589
But I gave
these things to you.

636
00:32:35,590 --> 00:32:37,717
I don't want
your silly toys.

637
00:32:37,723 --> 00:32:42,693
You used to like
my silly toys.

638
00:32:42,695 --> 00:32:45,225
You said
i was ridiculicious.

639
00:32:45,230 --> 00:32:47,560
Maybe I've had enough
ridiculousity.

640
00:32:47,566 --> 00:32:51,436
♪ Here I am

641
00:32:51,437 --> 00:32:55,167
♪ right here before you

642
00:32:55,174 --> 00:32:58,042
♪ explaining it to you

643
00:32:58,043 --> 00:33:03,381
♪ and it all comes out
the wrong way ♪

644
00:33:03,382 --> 00:33:07,482
♪ here I am

645
00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:11,286
♪ lying beside you

646
00:33:11,290 --> 00:33:13,458
♪ I'm dying inside

647
00:33:13,459 --> 00:33:18,299
♪ and it all comes out
the wrong way ♪

648
00:33:19,564 --> 00:33:23,234
♪ comes out

649
00:33:23,235 --> 00:33:27,235
♪ can dry my eyes,
stop fooling ♪

650
00:33:27,239 --> 00:33:31,239
♪ dry my eyes
and let it go ♪

651
00:33:31,243 --> 00:33:36,080
♪ dry my eyes,
stop calling ♪

652
00:33:36,081 --> 00:33:40,381
♪ but I will never know

653
00:33:40,386 --> 00:33:43,016
♪ why you had to go

654
00:33:51,229 --> 00:33:55,366
♪ it's no surprise

655
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:59,167
♪ we were just reckless

656
00:33:59,171 --> 00:34:01,671
♪ now you're haunting
my heart ♪

657
00:34:01,673 --> 00:34:07,243
♪ 'cause it all turned out
the wrong way ♪

658
00:34:07,246 --> 00:34:11,046
♪ the room's alive

659
00:34:11,050 --> 00:34:14,650
♪ with the memory
of voices ♪

660
00:34:14,653 --> 00:34:18,122
♪ had a ghost
of a chance ♪

661
00:34:18,123 --> 00:34:21,123
♪ but it all turned out

662
00:34:21,126 --> 00:34:24,126
♪ the wrong way

663
00:34:24,129 --> 00:34:26,329
- changed your mind about breakup sex?
- Could you just not.

664
00:34:26,331 --> 00:34:28,301
Could you possibly think
about anything other than sex

665
00:34:28,302 --> 00:34:30,630
- for the next 10 seconds?
- Sure, I'm doing it now.

666
00:34:30,636 --> 00:34:32,796
Okay, what were you
thinking about

667
00:34:32,805 --> 00:34:36,205
- instead of sex?
- Buffalo wings.

668
00:34:36,208 --> 00:34:37,538
Buffalo wings?
Really, Jeff?

669
00:34:37,543 --> 00:34:39,343
Come on, Chloe,
i was thinking about you.

670
00:34:39,344 --> 00:34:42,654
You know the three major
holidays are bearing down on us.

671
00:34:42,655 --> 00:34:44,378
Thanksgiving,

672
00:34:44,383 --> 00:34:45,616
Christmas,

673
00:34:45,617 --> 00:34:47,117
new year's.

674
00:34:47,119 --> 00:34:49,649
Breaking up
is totally gonna suck.

675
00:34:49,655 --> 00:34:52,585
Yeah. It's gonna
be really awkward.

676
00:34:52,591 --> 00:34:55,326
I don't wanna go through the whole
holiday season as a victim.

677
00:34:55,327 --> 00:34:56,787
This really sucks. I don't wanna
go through all that pity.

678
00:34:56,795 --> 00:34:59,225
Oh, you poor thing.
Are you okay?

679
00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:02,800
"That is so sad
that you guys broke up.

680
00:35:02,801 --> 00:35:05,139
I never thought that." I
don't wanna go through that.

681
00:35:05,140 --> 00:35:06,867
It's my favorite
time of year.

682
00:35:06,872 --> 00:35:10,141
Well, nothing
we can do about it.

683
00:35:10,142 --> 00:35:11,582
Yeah, I guess not.

684
00:35:18,249 --> 00:35:20,818
Hey, what's up?

685
00:35:20,819 --> 00:35:22,889
Yeah, you forgot
to say good night.

686
00:35:22,890 --> 00:35:24,488
We can't keep
doing this.

687
00:35:24,490 --> 00:35:26,357
- Yeah, I know.
- Good night.

688
00:35:26,358 --> 00:35:28,288
All right,
good night.

689
00:35:34,899 --> 00:35:37,329
Honey, you don't
have to succumb

690
00:35:37,336 --> 00:35:40,696
to all that romantic bullshit
society throws at you.

691
00:35:40,706 --> 00:35:44,506
Romance, love, marriage.
It's all a myth.

692
00:35:44,510 --> 00:35:46,240
Does your husband know
you feel that way?

693
00:35:46,245 --> 00:35:48,205
Oh, the ring?

694
00:35:48,213 --> 00:35:52,250
25 years ago,
i got married to myself.

695
00:35:52,251 --> 00:35:53,881
I never had a husband.

696
00:35:53,886 --> 00:35:55,316
I don't want one.
I don't need one.

697
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,288
I'm totally fulfilled.

698
00:35:57,289 --> 00:36:00,558
And perfectly happy
being single.

699
00:36:00,559 --> 00:36:01,859
- You are?
- Yes, very.

700
00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:03,860
Where do you
find the love?

701
00:36:03,862 --> 00:36:06,400
It's all around you if you
just open yourself up to it.

702
00:36:06,401 --> 00:36:09,667
Would you like to come to my house
and have a cup of tea tomorrow?

703
00:36:09,668 --> 00:36:11,328
I would love that.

704
00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:14,696
So, welcome
to my nirvana.

705
00:36:14,706 --> 00:36:17,536
Joining us for tea
we've got buttons,

706
00:36:17,543 --> 00:36:21,512
and then we have
Orlando and noodles,

707
00:36:21,513 --> 00:36:24,613
and over there with the
crooked tail is Jo-Jo.

708
00:36:24,616 --> 00:36:27,246
Elequinn, he's about
to be joining us for tea,

709
00:36:27,252 --> 00:36:29,552
and that's, of course,
totally appropriate.

710
00:36:34,725 --> 00:36:37,555
How's Jeff?
He is so handsome.

711
00:36:37,563 --> 00:36:39,263
Has a good job.

712
00:36:39,264 --> 00:36:40,604
You know, I was
talking to his mom.

713
00:36:40,605 --> 00:36:42,569
She said he is
very responsible.

714
00:36:42,570 --> 00:36:44,268
Just what you need...
Grounded.

715
00:36:44,269 --> 00:36:45,899
- Will you knock it off?
- Mom.

716
00:36:45,904 --> 00:36:49,407
Don't you dare
let him get away.

717
00:36:49,408 --> 00:36:51,808
Uh, do you think
this bird is big enough?

718
00:36:51,810 --> 00:36:53,810
Uh... sure.

719
00:36:53,812 --> 00:36:56,512
- Uh, Jeff, um, uh... -Okay,
i don't want to alarm you

720
00:36:56,515 --> 00:36:58,715
but your father and i
are in counseling.

721
00:36:58,717 --> 00:37:01,586
The therapist asked us what strengths
hold our marriage together,

722
00:37:01,587 --> 00:37:03,287
and we just sat there
like those big

723
00:37:03,288 --> 00:37:04,788
Easter island heads
saying nothing.

724
00:37:04,790 --> 00:37:05,920
We couldn't
think of anything.

725
00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:07,924
You and dad
are in therapy?

726
00:37:07,926 --> 00:37:09,686
And when we're in crisis,
we're supposed to find

727
00:37:09,695 --> 00:37:11,355
safe places to retreat to.

728
00:37:11,363 --> 00:37:13,863
So, we get into a fight,
i come into the kitchen,

729
00:37:13,865 --> 00:37:15,665
your father goes
in the bathroom.

730
00:37:15,667 --> 00:37:17,597
He was in there
for two days.

731
00:37:17,603 --> 00:37:19,437
Then he rose
like Lazarus,

732
00:37:19,438 --> 00:37:20,798
and claimed to have
a grand epiphany

733
00:37:20,806 --> 00:37:22,466
and he won't tell me
what it is.

734
00:37:22,474 --> 00:37:24,442
And how is Jeff?

735
00:37:24,443 --> 00:37:26,813
- He's, well, he's...
- Butternut squash.

736
00:37:26,814 --> 00:37:29,452
Forgot the butternut squash.
Move it.

737
00:37:32,717 --> 00:37:36,587
When I see that lovely
girl, Chelsea...

738
00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:38,588
- Chloe, Nana. -When I see
that lovely girl, Chelsea

739
00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,658
and you together,

740
00:37:40,659 --> 00:37:46,629
oh, well, it's the best thing
that ever happened to you.

741
00:37:46,632 --> 00:37:48,966
And I see the both
of you so happy

742
00:37:48,967 --> 00:37:51,836
and I realize
it's okay now,

743
00:37:51,837 --> 00:37:54,337
I can die in peace.

744
00:37:54,339 --> 00:37:58,676
Oh, remember,
when the heart speaks,

745
00:37:58,677 --> 00:38:01,407
love listens.

746
00:38:01,413 --> 00:38:05,516
Here, one is for you
and one is for Chelsea.

747
00:38:05,517 --> 00:38:08,817
Oh, I'm so happy
for you.

748
00:38:08,820 --> 00:38:10,890
Oh, if I could just
lie down right now

749
00:38:10,891 --> 00:38:12,657
and die,
but I won't.

750
00:38:12,658 --> 00:38:14,958
I wanna see you two
together forever.

751
00:38:22,533 --> 00:38:24,433
- Chloe! Hi.
- Chloe.

752
00:38:24,436 --> 00:38:25,596
- Kelly.
- Hi.

753
00:38:25,604 --> 00:38:27,604
- Brian, hey.
- Hey, how are you?

754
00:38:27,606 --> 00:38:29,306
It's so nice
to see you.

755
00:38:29,308 --> 00:38:31,568
Yeah, is that a ring?
Is that new?

756
00:38:31,576 --> 00:38:33,936
Oh, yeah.
Brian got promoted.

757
00:38:33,945 --> 00:38:35,075
- Regional manager.
- Yes!

758
00:38:35,080 --> 00:38:37,010
- No big deal.
- No, it is.

759
00:38:37,015 --> 00:38:38,515
It's a huge deal. It's huge.
- It's a huge deal.

760
00:38:38,517 --> 00:38:41,647
What does that have
to do with...

761
00:38:41,653 --> 00:38:43,988
Where's Jeff?

762
00:38:43,989 --> 00:38:45,519
Jeff?

763
00:38:45,524 --> 00:38:47,393
Oh, my god,
is everything okay?

764
00:38:47,394 --> 00:38:49,762
Everything's fine.
Jeff and I are fine.

765
00:38:49,763 --> 00:38:51,061
Everything's great.

766
00:38:51,063 --> 00:38:52,632
- Oh, god.
- Honey, you're shaking.

767
00:38:52,633 --> 00:38:54,931
No, I know, I just...
My heart stopped.

768
00:38:54,933 --> 00:38:56,833
You guys are just such
an adorable couple

769
00:38:56,835 --> 00:38:58,765
that I...
If anything happened

770
00:38:58,770 --> 00:39:01,439
I would be devastated.

771
00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,407
But we're fine.

772
00:39:03,408 --> 00:39:07,038
So, we'll see you when?
Thanksgiving.

773
00:39:07,045 --> 00:39:09,775
- We'll see you soon. Yeah, yeah,
you'll see me at Thanksgiving.

774
00:39:09,781 --> 00:39:10,848
- All right.
- Awesome.

775
00:39:10,849 --> 00:39:11,879
All right.
Gobble gobble.

776
00:39:11,883 --> 00:39:13,117
Yeah.

777
00:39:13,118 --> 00:39:15,948
Take care.

778
00:39:15,954 --> 00:39:18,022
Just ran into Kelly
and Brian.

779
00:39:18,023 --> 00:39:21,363
Brian got her a ring. Apparently
they can afford it now.

780
00:39:21,364 --> 00:39:23,728
"Where's Jeff," she asked.

781
00:39:23,729 --> 00:39:25,929
She literally said,
"oh, my god" twice.

782
00:39:25,931 --> 00:39:27,861
You should have seen the
look of terror in her eyes.

783
00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:30,496
Well, couples don't like it
when friends break up.

784
00:39:30,502 --> 00:39:32,470
It's an attack
on the status quo.

785
00:39:32,471 --> 00:39:34,541
They immediately start
questioning they're own choices.

786
00:39:34,542 --> 00:39:35,806
"Where's Jeff?"

787
00:39:35,807 --> 00:39:37,067
They couldn't
fathom the fact

788
00:39:37,075 --> 00:39:38,935
that we weren't attached
at the hip.

789
00:39:38,944 --> 00:39:40,782
I don't think
i can do this.

790
00:39:40,783 --> 00:39:42,949
I'll never make it
through Thanksgiving.

791
00:39:42,950 --> 00:39:45,778
Yeah, not to mention both our parents
are expecting us to show face.

792
00:39:45,784 --> 00:39:48,794
I don't want to be the
sad-eyed pathetic single girl.

793
00:39:50,888 --> 00:39:53,958
Oh, yeah. Here.
It's from Nana.

794
00:39:53,959 --> 00:39:56,759
- She really likes you.
- I really like her, too.

795
00:39:56,762 --> 00:40:01,401
This makes me crazy. I'm going suicidal
here just thinking about this.

796
00:40:01,402 --> 00:40:03,800
We should have waited
until after the holidays.

797
00:40:03,802 --> 00:40:06,902
- Who have you told?
- No one. You?

798
00:40:06,905 --> 00:40:09,505
Nobody.
Not yet.

799
00:40:09,508 --> 00:40:14,478
What if we just went
to Thanksgiving

800
00:40:14,479 --> 00:40:16,809
as a couple and pretended
we didn't break up?

801
00:40:16,815 --> 00:40:21,075
You know, I'm impressed.
What an incredibly dumb idea.

802
00:40:21,086 --> 00:40:23,116
No, that sounds
problematic and awkward,

803
00:40:23,121 --> 00:40:25,021
not to mention
excruciatingly painful.

804
00:40:25,023 --> 00:40:26,423
- Really? More awkward...
- Yes.

805
00:40:26,425 --> 00:40:28,085
Than staying home alone
or going out

806
00:40:28,093 --> 00:40:29,663
and suffering through
the pity parties?

807
00:40:29,664 --> 00:40:31,431
Being constantly
consoled and coddled

808
00:40:31,432 --> 00:40:33,660
over our tragic loss?

809
00:40:33,665 --> 00:40:36,965
Okay, so, what you're saying
is we stay together

810
00:40:36,968 --> 00:40:39,537
even though we're broken up
in order to avoid

811
00:40:39,538 --> 00:40:40,998
the bitter anguish
of solitude,

812
00:40:41,006 --> 00:40:42,906
or all the well-meaning,
but soul crushing sympathy?

813
00:40:42,908 --> 00:40:44,068
We can do it.

814
00:40:44,075 --> 00:40:46,035
Make it fun.

815
00:40:46,044 --> 00:40:47,884
For you.

816
00:40:49,680 --> 00:40:52,680
So I assume I'll have
to put up with hours

817
00:40:52,684 --> 00:40:55,519
of your childish
erratic behavior?

818
00:40:55,520 --> 00:40:57,720
As I will have to smile
delightfully as you continue

819
00:40:57,722 --> 00:40:59,092
your pessimistic
march into middle age.

820
00:40:59,093 --> 00:41:01,090
Okay.
All right, fine.

821
00:41:01,092 --> 00:41:02,626
No slips of the tongue.

822
00:41:02,627 --> 00:41:04,557
No inappropriate
Tourette's blurting.

823
00:41:04,563 --> 00:41:06,797
Blurting is
henceforth banished.

824
00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:08,766
- Deal?
- Deal.

825
00:41:08,767 --> 00:41:10,167
- Seal it with breakup sex?
- No.

826
00:41:10,168 --> 00:41:11,868
- Come on.
- Not. Nein.

827
00:41:11,870 --> 00:41:13,670
We gotta seal the deal.

828
00:41:13,672 --> 00:41:15,710
Captain Winkie's gonna
have to find a new outlet.

829
00:41:15,711 --> 00:41:16,967
Have you tried
a lamp socket?

830
00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:19,675
Can we at least hug?

831
00:41:19,678 --> 00:41:21,908
Come here.
Bring it in.

832
00:41:21,913 --> 00:41:22,983
Oh, yeah.

833
00:41:32,823 --> 00:41:33,923
- Hey.
- Hey.

834
00:41:33,925 --> 00:41:35,055
Whoa,
what are you doing?

835
00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:36,660
I was going
for the cheek.

836
00:41:36,661 --> 00:41:38,261
- Okay, take the cheek.
- Was it good for you?

837
00:41:38,263 --> 00:41:40,663
It was amazing.
Can we go in now?

838
00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:42,065
Yeah, you're the one
that was late, again,

839
00:41:42,067 --> 00:41:43,927
- as usual, sunshine.
- Okay, for the record,

840
00:41:43,935 --> 00:41:46,165
and this goes on your
permanent record, by the way,

841
00:41:46,171 --> 00:41:49,640
you're too punctual. It comes
off stodgy and desperate.

842
00:41:49,641 --> 00:41:51,511
Why didn't you just
go in without me?

843
00:41:51,512 --> 00:41:53,277
Well, 'cause I didn't
want to go in alone.

844
00:41:53,278 --> 00:41:54,938
I thought maybe
we should go in together,

845
00:41:54,946 --> 00:41:57,946
- you know, as a couple.
- Right.

846
00:41:57,949 --> 00:42:02,686
Not just any couple, but the perfect
couple that's madly in love.

847
00:42:02,687 --> 00:42:07,787
Okay. Oh, the old spice
is driving me wild.

848
00:42:16,901 --> 00:42:18,969
- Mom!
- Well, hi, sweetie.

849
00:42:18,970 --> 00:42:22,039
You remember terrifically
handsome, wonderful Jeff.

850
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:24,810
Oh, of course I do. I'm not going to
forget the man you're living with.

851
00:42:24,811 --> 00:42:27,209
By the way, sweetie,
when is that house warming?

852
00:42:27,212 --> 00:42:29,112
Uh, soon-ish,

853
00:42:29,114 --> 00:42:30,652
- you know, we're still...
- Ish?

854
00:42:30,653 --> 00:42:32,249
- Yeah, yeah, I mean.
- Work on the ish.

855
00:42:32,250 --> 00:42:34,118
Hey, hey, hey,
hey, hey.

856
00:42:34,119 --> 00:42:35,319
- Hey. Hey, thanks.
- Welcome.

857
00:42:35,320 --> 00:42:37,950
Hey, guy,
welcome to the family.

858
00:42:37,956 --> 00:42:39,756
- You want a drink?
- Uh, yeah, sure.

859
00:42:39,758 --> 00:42:41,658
- Well, I'll get you one.
- Yeah, that sounds great.

860
00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:43,560
- It's nice to be welcomed.
- What's up guys?

861
00:42:43,562 --> 00:42:46,162
- Hey.
- Taking the big step, huh?

862
00:42:46,164 --> 00:42:48,666
Moving in
with one another?

863
00:42:48,667 --> 00:42:53,637
You know, when I was living
with the Buddhists in Arizona,

864
00:42:53,638 --> 00:42:57,038
Randy, could you, sweetie, could
you please go check on Connor?

865
00:42:57,042 --> 00:42:58,312
- Yeah, sure.
- Thank you.

866
00:42:58,313 --> 00:43:00,310
- Hi, kiddies..
- Hi.

867
00:43:00,312 --> 00:43:04,081
Nothing is more important
than family.

868
00:43:04,082 --> 00:43:07,051
And I... I am
just so thankful

869
00:43:07,052 --> 00:43:10,588
that Chloe and Jeff
have found each other,

870
00:43:10,589 --> 00:43:14,219
and I hope and I pray that
their loving relationship

871
00:43:14,225 --> 00:43:17,855
continues to blossom and...

872
00:43:17,862 --> 00:43:19,662
There's fruit in the form
of a grandchild.

873
00:43:19,664 --> 00:43:21,632
Oh, god, mom.

874
00:43:21,633 --> 00:43:24,933
- Cheers. -All right, everybody,
let's drink to that.

875
00:43:24,936 --> 00:43:26,236
Are you worried
about stretch marks?

876
00:43:26,237 --> 00:43:27,737
Don't be worried
about them.

877
00:43:27,739 --> 00:43:31,139
I heard that you two
moved in together?

878
00:43:31,142 --> 00:43:33,310
- Yeah.
- Yeah, we did.

879
00:43:33,311 --> 00:43:36,111
And I'm noticing all these
beautiful little quirks about him.

880
00:43:36,114 --> 00:43:38,816
He snores like
a baby goat.

881
00:43:38,817 --> 00:43:41,877
And who knew
he was a bed wetter.

882
00:43:41,886 --> 00:43:44,346
- But that's love, right?
- It sure is.

883
00:43:44,356 --> 00:43:46,286
So where is
this love nest?

884
00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:48,691
On Pico.

885
00:43:48,693 --> 00:43:51,161
Pico? And where on Pico?

886
00:43:51,162 --> 00:43:55,232
It's on Pico and clam.

887
00:43:55,233 --> 00:43:58,102
I don't... where's...
Where is that?

888
00:43:58,103 --> 00:44:00,103
It's... I mean, it's on Pico.
Doesn't really matter.

889
00:44:00,105 --> 00:44:02,835
Kelly, it's there.

890
00:44:02,841 --> 00:44:04,941
So how's it goin'?

891
00:44:04,943 --> 00:44:07,943
I mean, are you... are you guys
still hot for each other?

892
00:44:07,946 --> 00:44:10,076
Yes, oh, my god.
We are so hot.

893
00:44:10,081 --> 00:44:12,781
I mean, we are like animals.
Like, wow.

894
00:44:12,784 --> 00:44:14,018
She is an animal.

895
00:44:14,019 --> 00:44:15,888
I mean, I can't
keep her off me.

896
00:44:15,889 --> 00:44:18,287
I'm like enough already.
I'm like hurting it.

897
00:44:18,289 --> 00:44:20,289
I could use another
glass of white wine.

898
00:44:20,291 --> 00:44:21,691
Jeff?

899
00:44:24,828 --> 00:44:26,158
Cut the bullshit.

900
00:44:26,164 --> 00:44:27,431
Seriously.

901
00:44:27,432 --> 00:44:29,932
- Girl to girl.
- Oh, girl to girl.

902
00:44:29,934 --> 00:44:31,174
Well, if we're doing
girl to girl

903
00:44:31,175 --> 00:44:33,299
then I swear
on my sacred cha-cha

904
00:44:33,304 --> 00:44:34,974
that Jeff and i
are soul mates.

905
00:44:34,975 --> 00:44:37,673
When he's not around,
I'm a train wreck.

906
00:44:37,676 --> 00:44:39,076
Okay, come on.

907
00:44:39,077 --> 00:44:40,907
I'm not dumb.

908
00:44:40,912 --> 00:44:43,012
I've got brains
and intuition.

909
00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:46,216
- Here you go.
- Thanks, Jeffy.

910
00:44:46,217 --> 00:44:47,877
Yeah, no problem.

911
00:44:49,219 --> 00:44:50,949
Jeffy?

912
00:44:50,955 --> 00:44:52,785
Was she flirting with you?
Are you attracted to her?

913
00:44:52,791 --> 00:44:54,691
No. No. Kelly?

914
00:44:54,693 --> 00:44:57,793
That's... that's ridiculous.

915
00:44:57,796 --> 00:45:01,026
She does have an appeal
in a hoey sort of way.

916
00:45:01,032 --> 00:45:02,332
Men like that, don't they?
They like hos.

917
00:45:02,333 --> 00:45:04,401
No, men don't like hos.
They love hos.

918
00:45:04,402 --> 00:45:06,372
- What are you doing? -What
do you mean what am I doing?

919
00:45:06,373 --> 00:45:09,471
- You can let go now. -No, hey,
what if someone gets suspicious?

920
00:45:09,474 --> 00:45:11,974
No one's gonna... just get...
You're so annoying.

921
00:45:11,976 --> 00:45:14,236
Just let me hold you. Hey.

922
00:45:14,245 --> 00:45:16,805
- Did you shave your legs?
- Did you smell me?

923
00:45:16,815 --> 00:45:19,715
Nope, nope. I did not shave my legs.
I'm going full mammal.

924
00:45:19,718 --> 00:45:21,318
Jane Goodall's
following me.

925
00:45:21,319 --> 00:45:23,219
- Yes, that's so hot.
- You're disgusting.

926
00:45:23,221 --> 00:45:24,821
If you don't let... fine...

927
00:45:26,256 --> 00:45:28,256
Sometimes it does get
a little old though.

928
00:45:28,259 --> 00:45:31,759
Like I wish that Randy would
actually take on a lover

929
00:45:31,763 --> 00:45:35,063
so he would quit bothering me
to take care of his needs.

930
00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:38,026
The only time Mandy and i
have sex in the same room

931
00:45:38,036 --> 00:45:40,236
is when she walks in
on me masturbating.

932
00:45:44,007 --> 00:45:47,437
And she used to wear
these panties, you know,

933
00:45:47,445 --> 00:45:50,045
like a nice thong.

934
00:45:50,048 --> 00:45:54,818
But now it's just
these giant...

935
00:45:54,819 --> 00:45:57,419
You know, like, almost like
a... like... like a parachute...

936
00:45:57,422 --> 00:45:59,992
Like a parachute
kind of thing, you know.

937
00:45:59,993 --> 00:46:02,091
Looks like she's in
a break dancing movie.

938
00:46:02,093 --> 00:46:05,503
You know, he's like a real
horny orangutan all the time.

939
00:46:05,504 --> 00:46:07,897
Wow, how often
are you guys...

940
00:46:07,899 --> 00:46:11,499
- At least once a month.
- It's so exhausting.

941
00:46:11,503 --> 00:46:13,873
- That's not that much.
- That is a lot.

942
00:46:13,874 --> 00:46:16,240
And I have these fantasies.

943
00:46:16,241 --> 00:46:17,841
Well, that's normal.

944
00:46:17,842 --> 00:46:19,342
I mean, who doesn't
like a good fantasy?

945
00:46:19,344 --> 00:46:24,081
I go in the kitchen
and I grab a cast iron skillet

946
00:46:24,082 --> 00:46:28,422
and I... I hit her
over the head with it.

947
00:46:30,087 --> 00:46:34,557
Yeah. And then I stand
above the body...

948
00:46:36,493 --> 00:46:39,062
And she's not dead,

949
00:46:39,063 --> 00:46:41,463
but I stand above
the body...

950
00:46:46,203 --> 00:46:50,440
And I bask
in the silence.

951
00:46:50,441 --> 00:46:51,471
Randy!

952
00:46:57,148 --> 00:46:58,948
What are you doing?

953
00:46:58,950 --> 00:47:00,380
I'm gonna go
pick up her.

954
00:47:00,385 --> 00:47:03,385
No, let her cry. They need
to cry themselves out.

955
00:47:03,388 --> 00:47:05,048
You never let
Chloe cry,

956
00:47:05,056 --> 00:47:07,086
now imagine if you had
she's be different.

957
00:47:07,091 --> 00:47:09,129
That would have been
a terrible tragedy.

958
00:47:09,130 --> 00:47:11,027
It's okay. Shh.

959
00:47:11,029 --> 00:47:12,859
Don't listen
to Fraulein Hitler.

960
00:47:12,864 --> 00:47:15,104
Grandpa's here,
okay, baby?

961
00:47:19,269 --> 00:47:21,099
What's going on?

962
00:47:21,105 --> 00:47:23,865
Same thing that's been
going on for 25 years.

963
00:47:23,875 --> 00:47:26,275
Your father and I just have very
different concepts of child rearing.

964
00:47:26,277 --> 00:47:28,107
I know.

965
00:47:28,112 --> 00:47:29,882
Remember the time
you took away all my toys?

966
00:47:29,883 --> 00:47:32,081
Oh, for god sakes, Chloe,
don't start on me today.

967
00:47:32,083 --> 00:47:34,983
I was six. You yelled at me and
told me to clean up my room.

968
00:47:34,986 --> 00:47:38,216
I did, but the toys wanted
to stay out and play.

969
00:47:38,223 --> 00:47:41,023
So even though I put them
back in the toy box,

970
00:47:41,025 --> 00:47:42,855
they wouldn't stay in.
They came out

971
00:47:42,861 --> 00:47:44,991
all by themselves
to play.

972
00:47:44,996 --> 00:47:48,056
Now I remember, you made up
that ridiculous story

973
00:47:48,066 --> 00:47:49,596
and you wouldn't
let it go.

974
00:47:49,601 --> 00:47:52,101
I wanted you to believe,
and you wouldn't.

975
00:47:52,103 --> 00:47:53,572
Honey, toys don't
climb out

976
00:47:53,573 --> 00:47:55,571
of a toy box by themselves,
for god sakes.

977
00:47:55,573 --> 00:47:58,642
- I couldn't believe you. -I
didn't want you to believe me,

978
00:47:58,643 --> 00:48:00,613
I wanted you
to believe with me.

979
00:48:00,614 --> 00:48:02,312
I thought that if
you could do that,

980
00:48:02,313 --> 00:48:04,483
then so many other things
could be possible.

981
00:48:04,484 --> 00:48:07,451
But you wouldn't even just pretend.
You just took away my toys.

982
00:48:07,452 --> 00:48:11,422
- Just for one day. You needed to learn.
- Or maybe you did.

983
00:48:14,324 --> 00:48:16,660
What was dad's
bathroom epiphany?

984
00:48:16,661 --> 00:48:20,161
She's sleeping now.

985
00:48:20,164 --> 00:48:24,601
You know, amazing things can
happen to you in the bathroom.

986
00:48:24,602 --> 00:48:28,238
Let me tell you, Princess,
i remembered spinning

987
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:32,139
yet another fantastic yarn
about innocence

988
00:48:32,143 --> 00:48:37,013
of yet another one of my guilty
reprehensive, unremorseful clients,

989
00:48:37,015 --> 00:48:39,645
and I spun this wild
fabrication.

990
00:48:39,651 --> 00:48:44,388
And it occurred to me that i
have been doing this for years.

991
00:48:44,389 --> 00:48:46,589
Creating alternate
realities.

992
00:48:46,591 --> 00:48:48,926
And I thought to myself,

993
00:48:48,927 --> 00:48:52,996
why can't I do that
for my own life?

994
00:48:52,997 --> 00:48:55,227
Let's just cut to the chase
and confess to your daughter

995
00:48:55,233 --> 00:48:58,302
that you've lost your mind...
Without consulting me.

996
00:48:58,303 --> 00:49:01,003
Your father has
this alter ego, Larry,

997
00:49:01,005 --> 00:49:03,035
that you don't
need a "lawyer" lawyer.

998
00:49:03,041 --> 00:49:06,141
- He's shooting these utterly useless videos.
- Totally useful.

999
00:49:06,144 --> 00:49:07,544
So useless there
are no words,

1000
00:49:07,545 --> 00:49:09,275
and he's posting them
on YouTube.

1001
00:49:09,280 --> 00:49:12,249
People spend their hard-earned
money on attorneys.

1002
00:49:12,250 --> 00:49:15,319
- It's a disgrace.
- Nobody sees these.

1003
00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:17,690
Maybe a few hundred people.
It's pathetic.

1004
00:49:17,691 --> 00:49:21,319
Oh, visionaries are rarely
recognized in their own time.

1005
00:49:21,326 --> 00:49:22,986
Mom, if it makes him happy.

1006
00:49:22,994 --> 00:49:24,432
He's ignoring his practice.

1007
00:49:24,433 --> 00:49:26,359
He does nothing but shoot
these inane videos.

1008
00:49:26,364 --> 00:49:28,534
Essentially, he's trying to
put himself out of business.

1009
00:49:28,535 --> 00:49:31,171
She's exaggerating. It was always
her second best oral talent.

1010
00:49:31,172 --> 00:49:34,399
Oh, thank you, dear. I guess a
take away from all this, Chloe,

1011
00:49:34,405 --> 00:49:36,635
is you don't let things build
up between you and Jeff.

1012
00:49:36,641 --> 00:49:39,741
Be honest.
Let your feelings out.

1013
00:49:39,744 --> 00:49:41,678
I really like Jeff.

1014
00:49:41,679 --> 00:49:43,609
- I think he's great.
- Hmm.

1015
00:49:43,614 --> 00:49:46,221
- You got those pies from
Gleason's, right? -Yes.

1016
00:49:46,222 --> 00:49:47,617
They have to be
from Gleason's.

1017
00:49:47,618 --> 00:49:49,348
He's crazy
about the pumpkin pie.

1018
00:49:55,392 --> 00:49:57,361
The problem is you're
not listening to me.

1019
00:49:57,362 --> 00:50:00,602
No, the problem is that everything
you say is total bullshit.

1020
00:50:08,739 --> 00:50:10,539
What are you doing?
Why are you so so sneaky.

1021
00:50:10,541 --> 00:50:11,711
Are we visiting
or robbing this place?

1022
00:50:11,712 --> 00:50:13,409
No, no, we'll go
in the back,

1023
00:50:13,411 --> 00:50:15,511
we won't have to make
some big phony entrance.

1024
00:50:15,513 --> 00:50:17,413
We're just having a conversation.
Why are you overreacting?

1025
00:50:17,415 --> 00:50:19,515
I never thought
I'd hear those words

1026
00:50:19,517 --> 00:50:21,617
- coming out of your mouth. -You're
misinterpreting my intentions.

1027
00:50:21,619 --> 00:50:23,519
No, you've made yourself
very clear.

1028
00:50:23,521 --> 00:50:26,091
You're trying to kill me
and it's working.

1029
00:50:26,092 --> 00:50:27,520
I think I'm having
an aneurism.

1030
00:50:27,525 --> 00:50:29,625
- What do we do?
- I don't know.

1031
00:50:29,627 --> 00:50:33,057
- Okay. -No, we'll go this way.
They might see us.

1032
00:50:34,097 --> 00:50:37,167
Hi, mama.

1033
00:50:37,168 --> 00:50:38,728
- Jeffy!
- Happy Thanksgiving.

1034
00:50:38,736 --> 00:50:40,736
Oh, honey, thank you.

1035
00:50:40,738 --> 00:50:45,108
Chloe.
Oh, you look so pretty.

1036
00:50:45,109 --> 00:50:48,779
Thank you, so do you. You
have a very healthy glow.

1037
00:50:48,780 --> 00:50:52,780
Oh, sweet. Gleason's.

1038
00:50:52,784 --> 00:50:55,218
- Are those pumpkin pies?
- Maybe.

1039
00:50:55,219 --> 00:50:57,149
Oh, I'm gonna go
take them over here.

1040
00:51:02,325 --> 00:51:05,155
So how do you two love birds
like nesting together?

1041
00:51:05,163 --> 00:51:08,163
Oh, the novelty wears off

1042
00:51:08,166 --> 00:51:09,766
and they start to get
on your nerves.

1043
00:51:09,767 --> 00:51:11,427
Oh, she's not getting
on my nerves.

1044
00:51:11,436 --> 00:51:13,836
In fact, she's gone
so much of the time,

1045
00:51:13,838 --> 00:51:16,438
I don't even know
she's there.

1046
00:51:16,441 --> 00:51:21,541
- I really miss her.
- Oh, that is so sweet.

1047
00:51:21,546 --> 00:51:23,646
You know, your grandfather,
Bernhard and I,

1048
00:51:23,648 --> 00:51:25,348
used to be like that.

1049
00:51:25,349 --> 00:51:27,449
Until he met that
Guatemalan whore

1050
00:51:27,452 --> 00:51:31,088
and moved to New York.

1051
00:51:31,089 --> 00:51:35,826
And then, well, had a heart
attack, like he should.

1052
00:51:35,827 --> 00:51:38,557
- What?
- Yes.

1053
00:51:38,563 --> 00:51:41,131
Who wants Gleason's
pumpkin pie?

1054
00:51:41,132 --> 00:51:42,702
Over here.
Bring it on.

1055
00:51:42,703 --> 00:51:45,869
- From Gleason's.
- Oh, I love that store.

1056
00:51:45,870 --> 00:51:48,470
- Fresh.
- Oh, look at that.

1057
00:52:03,687 --> 00:52:07,417
Give me
the whipped cream.

1058
00:52:07,425 --> 00:52:09,625
Thanks.

1059
00:52:09,627 --> 00:52:11,387
Yeah, there we go.

1060
00:52:19,202 --> 00:52:22,402
I knew it. These pies
aren't from Gleason's.

1061
00:52:22,406 --> 00:52:24,336
They're from
dollar barn.

1062
00:52:31,349 --> 00:52:34,249
You forged pies? You
actually brought counterfeit

1063
00:52:34,252 --> 00:52:36,422
- Gleason pumpkin pies? -Do you
know how much they charge

1064
00:52:36,423 --> 00:52:40,657
- for those stupid Gleason's pies?
- Yes.

1065
00:52:40,658 --> 00:52:42,258
I lost my job.

1066
00:52:47,230 --> 00:52:49,730
What?
Like, how?

1067
00:52:49,734 --> 00:52:51,468
I'd rather not say.

1068
00:52:51,469 --> 00:52:54,569
Well, I'd rather you
not not say.

1069
00:52:54,572 --> 00:52:57,172
I'd rather you say say.

1070
00:52:57,175 --> 00:52:59,335
Okay. You know frank?

1071
00:52:59,343 --> 00:53:01,381
Yeah, the old guy
who works in the stock room?

1072
00:53:01,382 --> 00:53:03,509
Yeah, well, my manager
took her lunch break

1073
00:53:03,514 --> 00:53:05,684
and he decided to lay down,
and, you know,

1074
00:53:05,685 --> 00:53:09,619
he works two jobs,
and he fell asleep.

1075
00:53:09,620 --> 00:53:11,320
And?

1076
00:53:11,322 --> 00:53:13,292
And he looked cold
so I let him sleep

1077
00:53:13,293 --> 00:53:17,691
and I put a blanket
over him.

1078
00:53:17,695 --> 00:53:19,795
So what's the problem?

1079
00:53:19,797 --> 00:53:21,857
- Video surveillance.
- Oh.

1080
00:53:21,866 --> 00:53:24,266
Big sister
was watching.

1081
00:53:24,268 --> 00:53:26,468
- Oh, wow. That sucks.
- Yeah.

1082
00:53:26,470 --> 00:53:27,670
What are you
gonna do now?

1083
00:53:27,672 --> 00:53:29,842
They took away
all of your toys?

1084
00:53:29,843 --> 00:53:31,840
I bet you hated
being a kid.

1085
00:53:31,842 --> 00:53:33,210
I loved being a kid.

1086
00:53:33,211 --> 00:53:36,311
Until my 12th birthday.

1087
00:53:36,314 --> 00:53:38,754
After I blew out my candles
my dad took me outside

1088
00:53:38,755 --> 00:53:40,679
for the talk.

1089
00:53:40,685 --> 00:53:42,445
Birds and the bees talk?

1090
00:53:42,453 --> 00:53:45,353
No. The real life talk.

1091
00:53:45,356 --> 00:53:48,216
You know, Jeff, real life
isn't like birthday parties

1092
00:53:48,226 --> 00:53:50,756
where people
buy you shit

1093
00:53:50,761 --> 00:53:53,830
for free and love you.
It's not like that, son.

1094
00:53:53,831 --> 00:53:57,400
When you grow up
you gotta work your ass off.

1095
00:53:57,401 --> 00:53:59,741
Because no matter what people
say about women's lib,

1096
00:53:59,742 --> 00:54:02,806
you'll be expected
to be the breadwinner.

1097
00:54:02,807 --> 00:54:04,267
Anyway.

1098
00:54:04,275 --> 00:54:05,535
Heavy birthdays.

1099
00:54:05,543 --> 00:54:07,477
That sounds terrible.

1100
00:54:07,478 --> 00:54:08,778
Yeah.

1101
00:54:13,883 --> 00:54:16,953
I dunno.
I guess I just...

1102
00:54:16,954 --> 00:54:20,390
I kinda stopped
being a kid

1103
00:54:20,391 --> 00:54:22,631
a little bit every year
after that.

1104
00:54:24,861 --> 00:54:26,730
Jeff, why didn't you
tell me any of this

1105
00:54:26,731 --> 00:54:31,331
when we were together?

1106
00:54:31,335 --> 00:54:33,965
I don't know.

1107
00:54:33,971 --> 00:54:36,906
I guess, it's just
so personal, you know?

1108
00:54:36,907 --> 00:54:39,337
Right. Because you don't
want to get too personal

1109
00:54:39,343 --> 00:54:41,643
with the woman
you're sleeping with.

1110
00:54:46,516 --> 00:54:50,916
Chelsea,

1111
00:54:50,921 --> 00:54:52,521
you do love him
don't you?

1112
00:54:52,523 --> 00:54:53,923
I know you're living
with this girl

1113
00:54:53,924 --> 00:54:56,462
and you're fond of her,
but in the long run,

1114
00:54:56,463 --> 00:54:59,629
you want to merge
with somebody who makes bank.

1115
00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:02,330
Is that what you and mom
were fighting about?

1116
00:55:02,333 --> 00:55:05,602
You know, dad, forget it. You
wouldn't tell me even if you were.

1117
00:55:05,603 --> 00:55:07,503
I know that you will be
taking care of my Jeffrey

1118
00:55:07,505 --> 00:55:10,905
- because he needs to be taken care of.
- Yeah, he does.

1119
00:55:10,908 --> 00:55:13,576
Oh, boy, and you know
about men.

1120
00:55:13,577 --> 00:55:15,337
Well, you might not
know about men,

1121
00:55:15,346 --> 00:55:19,046
- but they have very, very
colorful needs. -Yeah.

1122
00:55:19,050 --> 00:55:21,750
A lot of wants,
a lot of desires.

1123
00:55:21,752 --> 00:55:23,820
- Yeah.
- Are you with me?

1124
00:55:23,821 --> 00:55:25,551
And seriously,
it takes two paychecks

1125
00:55:25,556 --> 00:55:27,786
to create a decent cash flow
in today's economy.

1126
00:55:27,792 --> 00:55:30,327
When are people going to stop
staying in today's economy?

1127
00:55:30,328 --> 00:55:31,858
At the end of the day, you
don't wanna be with somebody

1128
00:55:31,862 --> 00:55:33,932
who is a drag
on your bottom line.

1129
00:55:33,933 --> 00:55:36,399
God, forbid, dad.

1130
00:55:36,400 --> 00:55:39,100
- You're so right for each other.
- Yeah.

1131
00:55:39,103 --> 00:55:41,703
I'm so glad you're
a part of this family.

1132
00:55:44,374 --> 00:55:46,344
I'm gonna go help mom
in the kitchen.

1133
00:55:51,448 --> 00:55:52,948
Hi mom. Can I help
you with something?

1134
00:55:52,950 --> 00:55:55,550
- Oh, dear.
- What's the matter?

1135
00:55:55,553 --> 00:55:57,553
Nothing.

1136
00:55:57,555 --> 00:56:02,415
Oh, the hell with it. Your
father wants an open marriage.

1137
00:56:02,426 --> 00:56:04,056
Oh, gees.

1138
00:56:04,061 --> 00:56:07,061
Ma, he's an idiot.
All right, you poor thing.

1139
00:56:07,064 --> 00:56:09,064
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.

1140
00:56:09,066 --> 00:56:10,626
Oh, don't tell him
i said anything.

1141
00:56:10,634 --> 00:56:13,803
It'll only
exacerbate this.

1142
00:56:13,804 --> 00:56:16,114
It's okay.
I know a terrific therapist.

1143
00:56:16,115 --> 00:56:18,037
You do?

1144
00:56:18,042 --> 00:56:21,642
No, but I thought
i should at least offer.

1145
00:56:21,645 --> 00:56:25,845
Oh, Jeffy, Jeffy, this has
nothing to do with you.

1146
00:56:25,850 --> 00:56:29,119
It's... it's everything to do with us,
so you... you don't worry about it.

1147
00:56:29,120 --> 00:56:32,120
Sometimes things like this,
they just work themselves out.

1148
00:56:38,695 --> 00:56:41,955
Well, that was fun.

1149
00:56:41,966 --> 00:56:45,596
Yeah, except for
the boldface lying part.

1150
00:56:45,603 --> 00:56:47,937
Yeah, that...
That was weird.

1151
00:56:47,938 --> 00:56:49,908
Hey what was up
with your parents?

1152
00:56:49,909 --> 00:56:51,837
Another time, okay?

1153
00:56:51,842 --> 00:56:54,442
I thought you were
evolving, opening up.

1154
00:56:54,445 --> 00:56:57,575
I did. Okay?
I am, I will. I can.

1155
00:56:57,581 --> 00:56:59,151
Are any of those the right
thing to say to you

1156
00:56:59,152 --> 00:57:00,920
because I really
don't know anymore.

1157
00:57:00,921 --> 00:57:04,148
Okay, Jeff, I'm glad
we did what we did.

1158
00:57:04,155 --> 00:57:06,855
It was fun, right?

1159
00:57:06,857 --> 00:57:09,057
Come on, don't look
at me like that.

1160
00:57:09,059 --> 00:57:12,759
It's better
than being alone.

1161
00:57:12,763 --> 00:57:15,031
Yeah.

1162
00:57:15,032 --> 00:57:17,972
I'm glad you shared.
Better late than never.

1163
00:57:21,070 --> 00:57:23,740
I mean, it made me feel
closer to you.

1164
00:57:26,976 --> 00:57:29,706
So would that be close enough

1165
00:57:29,713 --> 00:57:33,082
for Turkey day breakup sex?

1166
00:57:33,083 --> 00:57:35,883
Turkey day breakup sex?

1167
00:57:35,886 --> 00:57:38,146
For future reference,
do not put sex and Turkey

1168
00:57:38,155 --> 00:57:40,015
in the same sentence.

1169
00:57:40,024 --> 00:57:43,493
And, no, I don't think
that's a good idea.

1170
00:57:43,494 --> 00:57:45,594
- I'll see ya.
- Yup.

1171
00:57:59,576 --> 00:58:02,736
I knew I was still in love,
but what I didn't know

1172
00:58:02,746 --> 00:58:04,776
was what was
gonna happen.

1173
00:58:04,782 --> 00:58:08,952
How could we be together if it
meant I had to change who I was?

1174
00:58:08,953 --> 00:58:11,793
'Cause it sure didn't seem
like he wanted to change.

1175
00:58:11,794 --> 00:58:15,558
He was so eager to jump
right into it.

1176
00:58:15,559 --> 00:58:20,599
Into middle age, but I still
missed his cute little chin.

1177
00:58:29,806 --> 00:58:33,576
- Hey, hi, how are you?
- Great.

1178
00:58:33,577 --> 00:58:35,277
My mom invited your parents
to our Christmas party

1179
00:58:35,279 --> 00:58:37,209
and they invited
Kelly and Brian.

1180
00:58:37,214 --> 00:58:39,721
Oh, god, not Kelly.
She's like a drug-sniffing dog.

1181
00:58:39,722 --> 00:58:43,086
Yeah, well, obviously you haven't
communicated effectively

1182
00:58:43,087 --> 00:58:44,787
with your own parents.

1183
00:58:44,788 --> 00:58:47,688
Well, no, they're actually
having some issues

1184
00:58:47,691 --> 00:58:50,191
so they don't really want
to talk about anything.

1185
00:58:50,194 --> 00:58:54,731
Wait a minute, you must not have
told your mommy and daddy either.

1186
00:58:54,732 --> 00:58:56,900
No, I suck,

1187
00:58:56,901 --> 00:58:59,168
so, are you
seeing anyone?

1188
00:58:59,169 --> 00:59:04,207
- Uh, yeah, there's this guy.
- I knew it.

1189
00:59:04,208 --> 00:59:05,768
What's he do?

1190
00:59:05,776 --> 00:59:08,306
He's into shoes.

1191
00:59:08,312 --> 00:59:10,079
Well, listen, I gotta go.

1192
00:59:10,080 --> 00:59:12,880
Jeff, wait,
there's no guy.

1193
00:59:12,883 --> 00:59:16,119
Okay, well, if you're
not doing anything,

1194
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:21,558
I mean, maybe
we could go together.

1195
00:59:21,559 --> 00:59:23,126
Just like Thanksgiving?

1196
00:59:23,127 --> 00:59:25,327
We will continue this
pathetic twisted farce.

1197
00:59:25,329 --> 00:59:27,599
We'll put on another
dashing passionate performance

1198
00:59:27,600 --> 00:59:30,298
- as a perfect couple.
- Sounds good. On.

1199
00:59:32,802 --> 00:59:37,907
Chloe, do you, um...

1200
00:59:37,908 --> 00:59:39,738
You know what?
Never mind, never mind.

1201
00:59:39,743 --> 00:59:41,683
I'm gonna hang up now.
Okay.

1202
00:59:43,346 --> 00:59:45,606
God, would it kill me
to tell him I miss him?

1203
00:59:45,616 --> 00:59:47,076
What would be
the point?

1204
00:59:47,084 --> 00:59:49,794
I'm so lonely,
i just want something to hug.

1205
00:59:49,795 --> 00:59:51,287
Get a cat.

1206
00:59:51,288 --> 00:59:52,888
Try Craigslist.

1207
01:00:03,667 --> 01:00:09,137
♪ Through the field we go
laughing all the way ♪

1208
01:00:09,139 --> 01:00:10,869
- Hi, ya.
- Hi, ya.

1209
01:00:10,874 --> 01:00:14,777
Wow, you look great.
Yeah, glad you called me.

1210
01:00:14,778 --> 01:00:16,846
- Oh, oh.
- Oh, my god.

1211
01:00:16,847 --> 01:00:18,307
What are you... what are you... what
are you... what are you doing?

1212
01:00:18,315 --> 01:00:19,975
Nothing. Obviously
whatever it was was wrong.

1213
01:00:19,984 --> 01:00:21,354
Wait, no, hey, you just
caught me off guard.

1214
01:00:21,355 --> 01:00:23,190
- If you need a hug.
- No, I'm good.

1215
01:00:23,191 --> 01:00:24,217
- Are you sure?
- Yup.

1216
01:00:30,827 --> 01:00:33,227
- You working?
- Nope.

1217
01:00:33,230 --> 01:00:36,630
But I have a lot
of irons in the fire.

1218
01:00:36,634 --> 01:00:39,068
Tons, actually.

1219
01:00:39,069 --> 01:00:40,369
You're broke,
aren't you?

1220
01:00:40,371 --> 01:00:42,271
Why do you always
do that?

1221
01:00:42,272 --> 01:00:45,412
Leap to rash, utterly
groundless conclusions about me

1222
01:00:45,413 --> 01:00:47,409
that happen to be true.

1223
01:00:47,411 --> 01:00:50,046
God, I'm such an idiot.

1224
01:00:50,047 --> 01:00:51,747
Such a looser.
Low life.

1225
01:00:51,749 --> 01:00:54,149
Inept, useless,
piece of crap.

1226
01:00:54,151 --> 01:00:57,051
- You can jump in at anytime.
- You're not a loser.

1227
01:00:57,054 --> 01:01:00,023
It's just without me
your life is spinning

1228
01:01:00,024 --> 01:01:01,894
totally out of control.
But don't worry about it.

1229
01:01:01,895 --> 01:01:04,332
I do have something
that can reverse

1230
01:01:04,333 --> 01:01:06,258
your current trend.

1231
01:01:06,263 --> 01:01:08,803
Jeff, we're not having
breakup sex, let's go.

1232
01:01:08,804 --> 01:01:10,899
♪ Jingle bells
jingle bells ♪

1233
01:01:10,901 --> 01:01:13,301
♪ jingle all the way

1234
01:01:13,303 --> 01:01:15,738
♪ oh what fun
it is to ride ♪

1235
01:01:15,739 --> 01:01:18,739
♪ in a one horse
open sleigh ♪

1236
01:01:18,742 --> 01:01:20,712
I'm feeling a little guilty
about this whole thing.

1237
01:01:20,713 --> 01:01:24,311
I really don't feel right
about lying on Christmas.

1238
01:01:26,049 --> 01:01:29,719
Maybe we should just
stop pretending and...

1239
01:01:29,720 --> 01:01:31,387
What and tell everybody?

1240
01:01:31,388 --> 01:01:33,118
Stupid?
Like? What? No.

1241
01:01:33,123 --> 01:01:37,126
That's insane.

1242
01:01:37,127 --> 01:01:39,057
I was thinking
the same thing.

1243
01:01:39,063 --> 01:01:42,003
Okay, let's do it. Honesty
and integrity all the way.

1244
01:01:42,004 --> 01:01:43,199
All the way.

1245
01:01:43,200 --> 01:01:44,400
- Okay.
- All right.

1246
01:01:44,401 --> 01:01:45,901
- We can do it.
- We've done it.

1247
01:01:45,903 --> 01:01:47,903
- We've done it.
- It's done.

1248
01:01:47,905 --> 01:01:49,765
- It's already done.
- We haven't done it yet,

1249
01:01:49,773 --> 01:01:51,113
but when we go inside
we're gonna tell everybody

1250
01:01:51,114 --> 01:01:53,378
we're not a couple.
On Christmas.

1251
01:01:53,379 --> 01:01:54,937
- Merry Christmas.
- Merry Christmas.

1252
01:01:54,945 --> 01:01:56,945
- We're not together.
- We broke up.

1253
01:01:56,947 --> 01:01:59,277
A long time ago, but we've been
pretending this whole time.

1254
01:01:59,283 --> 01:02:00,316
Yeah.

1255
01:02:00,317 --> 01:02:02,147
You ready?

1256
01:02:05,254 --> 01:02:07,490
Give me some wine,
sweetheart.

1257
01:02:07,491 --> 01:02:09,058
Give me room.

1258
01:02:09,059 --> 01:02:10,959
- Hi, Nana.
- Hi, sweetheart.

1259
01:02:10,961 --> 01:02:12,031
- Hi.
- Merry Christmas.

1260
01:02:12,032 --> 01:02:13,796
Merry Christmas.

1261
01:02:13,797 --> 01:02:16,397
Oh, merry Christmas, Chelsea.
Can I have a kiss, too?

1262
01:02:16,400 --> 01:02:18,768
- Hi, Nana.
- Hi, sweetheart.

1263
01:02:18,769 --> 01:02:23,169
- Nana, I need to say... -Okay, I have
something I want to tell you both.

1264
01:02:23,173 --> 01:02:25,942
Well, I'm...
I'm just not well

1265
01:02:25,943 --> 01:02:27,843
and I don't know
if I'm going to make it

1266
01:02:27,845 --> 01:02:29,805
- through two more years.
- Nana, you say this every year.

1267
01:02:29,813 --> 01:02:34,217
No, no. I know, but this is
something I really do feel.

1268
01:02:36,253 --> 01:02:39,288
Um, I just know
this is coming.

1269
01:02:39,289 --> 01:02:42,319
I just don't want to get...

1270
01:02:42,326 --> 01:02:44,526
Dramatic.

1271
01:02:44,528 --> 01:02:49,228
- Nana.
- No.

1272
01:02:49,233 --> 01:02:51,303
I have a little
something for you.

1273
01:02:51,304 --> 01:02:54,137
This is called
someday money,

1274
01:02:54,138 --> 01:02:59,208
and I don't need this money,
but someday you will.

1275
01:02:59,209 --> 01:03:00,939
And I want you
to have it.

1276
01:03:00,944 --> 01:03:02,944
- Nana, I...
- Use, uh...

1277
01:03:02,946 --> 01:03:04,776
You could buy her
a beautiful house.

1278
01:03:04,782 --> 01:03:07,222
- A house? -Well, every
woman wants a house

1279
01:03:07,223 --> 01:03:09,477
and a dog,
and a baby,

1280
01:03:09,486 --> 01:03:12,346
and that's what brings
you two together more.

1281
01:03:12,356 --> 01:03:14,356
- But, Nana, I... I can't...
- Please, please.

1282
01:03:14,358 --> 01:03:16,188
- I can't take it.
- Please. Yes, you can.

1283
01:03:16,193 --> 01:03:18,193
I hid it from Bernard,

1284
01:03:18,195 --> 01:03:22,895
that g.D. Son of a...

1285
01:03:22,900 --> 01:03:26,200
When I see him, I'm gonna
kick his ass to the curb.

1286
01:03:26,203 --> 01:03:29,138
This is for you
to make me happy

1287
01:03:29,139 --> 01:03:31,569
and to give me
the peace I need.

1288
01:03:31,575 --> 01:03:36,435
- Nana, I... -Promise me that you'll
both stay together forever.

1289
01:03:36,446 --> 01:03:39,106
- Look, we have got to do something.
- I know.

1290
01:03:39,116 --> 01:03:42,046
- Well, what... she gave us cash.
- I saw that.

1291
01:03:42,052 --> 01:03:43,390
It looks like
she robbed a bank.

1292
01:03:43,391 --> 01:03:45,517
Let's just...
We'll tell her now.

1293
01:03:45,522 --> 01:03:47,092
- Your mom's coming. Let's tell her now.
- Okay, all right.

1294
01:03:47,093 --> 01:03:48,420
- Hi.
- Hi, mom.

1295
01:03:48,425 --> 01:03:50,355
- Oh, merry Christmas, baby.
Merry Christmas.

1296
01:03:50,360 --> 01:03:52,160
- Hi.
- Chloe.

1297
01:03:52,162 --> 01:03:55,162
- Oh, you are so, so lovely.
- Thank you.

1298
01:03:55,165 --> 01:03:56,255
- Oh, listen...
- Mm-hmm, yeah.

1299
01:03:56,266 --> 01:03:57,966
- Listen to me.
- Oh.

1300
01:03:57,968 --> 01:03:59,898
We have a little
something for you.

1301
01:03:59,903 --> 01:04:01,370
Oh, what's this?

1302
01:04:01,371 --> 01:04:04,440
- This is the key to our family.
- Oh, no, no, no, no.

1303
01:04:04,441 --> 01:04:06,911
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I know that Clark

1304
01:04:06,912 --> 01:04:09,010
has a way of locking
people out,

1305
01:04:09,012 --> 01:04:10,912
but he picked
this out especially, so...

1306
01:04:10,914 --> 01:04:12,314
Look.

1307
01:04:12,316 --> 01:04:15,376
- Wow, thank you.
- You're welcome.

1308
01:04:15,385 --> 01:04:19,515
Now, more importantly, when do we
get to see the little love nest?

1309
01:04:19,523 --> 01:04:22,061
Mom, I... I've told you
before we're just...

1310
01:04:22,062 --> 01:04:24,489
We're busy... swamped,
what with, you know,

1311
01:04:24,494 --> 01:04:27,864
gifts,
and Chloe's new job.

1312
01:04:27,865 --> 01:04:29,095
What?

1313
01:04:29,099 --> 01:04:31,169
Oh, you have a new job?
How wonderful.

1314
01:04:31,170 --> 01:04:34,437
- What is it?
- Oh, it's kids.

1315
01:04:34,438 --> 01:04:36,068
Working with kids.
Kindergarten.

1316
01:04:36,073 --> 01:04:38,113
Yup, it's a perfect
fit for her.

1317
01:04:38,114 --> 01:04:40,076
She's actually enrolled.

1318
01:04:40,077 --> 01:04:43,246
Jeff, stop that.
So, what, you're teaching?

1319
01:04:43,247 --> 01:04:45,477
No, I'm actually
a teacher's assistant.

1320
01:04:45,482 --> 01:04:48,052
But I am going to school
for a teaching degree.

1321
01:04:48,053 --> 01:04:50,419
Well, you must
be so proud.

1322
01:04:50,420 --> 01:04:53,920
You do have that sheen of
accomplishment about you, don't you?

1323
01:04:53,924 --> 01:04:56,192
- Oh.
- Thank you.

1324
01:04:56,193 --> 01:04:58,093
Give me a minute,
i gotta go talk to dad.

1325
01:04:58,095 --> 01:05:00,625
Yeah.

1326
01:05:00,631 --> 01:05:02,961
I can't keep this.
I feel way too guilty.

1327
01:05:02,966 --> 01:05:05,526
Yeah, so much for the honesty
and integrity thing, right?

1328
01:05:05,535 --> 01:05:07,265
You didn't jump in.

1329
01:05:07,271 --> 01:05:09,101
Whatever.

1330
01:05:09,106 --> 01:05:10,536
The kindergarten
teaching thing,

1331
01:05:10,540 --> 01:05:12,408
that was a smooth move.

1332
01:05:12,409 --> 01:05:14,479
Just something I've been
thinking about for a while.

1333
01:05:14,480 --> 01:05:15,978
- Yeah?
- Oh, great. Incoming.

1334
01:05:15,979 --> 01:05:17,579
- Hey.
- Hi.

1335
01:05:17,581 --> 01:05:20,181
So what's up... what's up
with Ebenezer back there?

1336
01:05:20,183 --> 01:05:25,421
Oh, your father, he's been
in such a foul mood.

1337
01:05:25,422 --> 01:05:27,662
Well, you remember what we
talked about at Thanksgiving?

1338
01:05:27,663 --> 01:05:29,158
- Yeah.
- Remember that?

1339
01:05:29,159 --> 01:05:31,259
- No.
- What?

1340
01:05:31,261 --> 01:05:33,396
Oh, certainly
you told Chloe.

1341
01:05:33,397 --> 01:05:35,157
Jeff's not much of a sharer.

1342
01:05:35,165 --> 01:05:36,965
Boys.

1343
01:05:36,967 --> 01:05:39,667
All right, so Jeff's father
was going on and on

1344
01:05:39,670 --> 01:05:42,038
about an open marriage,

1345
01:05:42,039 --> 01:05:44,969
and, well, naturally,
i was... I was crushed,

1346
01:05:44,975 --> 01:05:47,205
but, I gave in,

1347
01:05:47,210 --> 01:05:51,410
and there's this young man
at the club, Fernando,

1348
01:05:51,415 --> 01:05:53,415
the tennis pro,

1349
01:05:53,417 --> 01:05:56,717
and he's such a... he's such
a large man, you know?

1350
01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:59,050
And, well, frankly,
i had forgotten

1351
01:05:59,056 --> 01:06:01,316
how incredibly
intense sex could be.

1352
01:06:01,325 --> 01:06:05,225
It's like Bikram yoga. I've never
sweat so much in my entire life.

1353
01:06:05,228 --> 01:06:07,358
Mom, please.
I'm begging you,

1354
01:06:07,364 --> 01:06:09,004
- don't finish that sentence.
- Oh, pooh.

1355
01:06:09,005 --> 01:06:12,599
- I'm gonna go see my parents.
- Okay.

1356
01:06:12,602 --> 01:06:16,672
It's really sort of dynamic
for him, you know?

1357
01:06:16,673 --> 01:06:19,511
Are you kidding me? You're
telling me this on Christmas?

1358
01:06:19,512 --> 01:06:22,039
- I don't know why we need a dancer.
- Because you promised me.

1359
01:06:22,045 --> 01:06:23,105
- You said it was the one thing...
- Hey.

1360
01:06:23,113 --> 01:06:24,451
- Hey.
- Oh, hi, honey.

1361
01:06:24,452 --> 01:06:26,748
You guys look like
a couple of Grinches.

1362
01:06:26,750 --> 01:06:29,550
- Who died?
- Nobody died. We're fine.

1363
01:06:29,553 --> 01:06:31,387
- Merry Christmas, honey.
- Merry Christmas.

1364
01:06:31,388 --> 01:06:33,388
- Merry Christmas. -You have
such a sweet boyfriend.

1365
01:06:33,390 --> 01:06:36,590
- You've really done well for yourself.
- Uh, yeah, sure.

1366
01:06:36,593 --> 01:06:40,730
♪ Jingle bells, jingle bells,
jingle all the way ♪

1367
01:06:40,731 --> 01:06:42,461
♪ oh, what fun
it is to ride ♪

1368
01:06:42,466 --> 01:06:43,996
♪ in a one horse
open sleigh ♪

1369
01:06:44,001 --> 01:06:46,601
- Hi.
- Hello.

1370
01:06:46,603 --> 01:06:49,103
- Christmas hug?
- Oh, yes.

1371
01:06:51,407 --> 01:06:53,407
- Oh.
- Merry Christmas to you.

1372
01:06:53,410 --> 01:06:55,080
Merry Christmas.

1373
01:06:59,215 --> 01:07:02,375
Hello, again.

1374
01:07:02,386 --> 01:07:04,446
- Excuse me?
- Oh.

1375
01:07:06,722 --> 01:07:10,392
Oh, it's you.

1376
01:07:10,394 --> 01:07:11,460
You talk.

1377
01:07:11,461 --> 01:07:13,461
Yes, unfortunately.

1378
01:07:13,463 --> 01:07:14,763
Sometimes I get
a little nervous

1379
01:07:14,765 --> 01:07:16,655
when I'm around
beautiful girls

1380
01:07:16,666 --> 01:07:18,396
and I tend
to jibber jabber

1381
01:07:18,402 --> 01:07:20,469
and put my foot
in my mouth.

1382
01:07:20,470 --> 01:07:22,800
Sometimes both feet.

1383
01:07:22,806 --> 01:07:25,606
Yeah, I'm actually
really flexible.

1384
01:07:25,609 --> 01:07:28,039
I... when I was a kid
i put my toes in my mouth

1385
01:07:28,045 --> 01:07:30,245
and I would
suck on... shit.

1386
01:07:30,247 --> 01:07:32,047
You used to suck
on shit?

1387
01:07:32,049 --> 01:07:33,779
My toes, not shit.

1388
01:07:33,784 --> 01:07:37,486
I'm sorry, it was good
seeing you again.

1389
01:07:37,487 --> 01:07:39,717
Oh, no, don't go.

1390
01:07:39,723 --> 01:07:42,291
You're just opening up
and sharing.

1391
01:07:42,292 --> 01:07:44,260
And being honest.
It's nice.

1392
01:07:44,261 --> 01:07:48,361
So the scary toe-sucking guy
didn't scare you away?

1393
01:07:48,365 --> 01:07:50,765
Not if you keep
your shoes on.

1394
01:07:50,767 --> 01:07:53,367
So, you came with Kelly?

1395
01:07:53,370 --> 01:07:54,640
She didn't want
to come alone.

1396
01:07:54,641 --> 01:07:56,138
Brian dumped her.

1397
01:07:56,139 --> 01:07:57,739
- Oh.
- Hell of a thing.

1398
01:07:57,741 --> 01:07:59,171
Especially right
before the holidays.

1399
01:07:59,176 --> 01:08:01,506
- Who does that?
- Oh.

1400
01:08:01,511 --> 01:08:03,611
- She's crying a lot. -Yeah,
should we go check on her?

1401
01:08:03,613 --> 01:08:06,782
No, I don't wanna
enjoy this.

1402
01:08:06,783 --> 01:08:08,453
Okay.

1403
01:08:12,488 --> 01:08:14,488
- Kelly.
- Guys.

1404
01:08:14,491 --> 01:08:16,391
- Hey, cupcake, there you are.
- What's wrong.

1405
01:08:21,297 --> 01:08:22,857
Brian.

1406
01:08:22,866 --> 01:08:25,796
Marcie.

1407
01:08:25,802 --> 01:08:29,502
She got her masters.
I got my MBA.

1408
01:08:29,506 --> 01:08:32,106
- My MBA!
- That bastard,

1409
01:08:32,109 --> 01:08:33,839
and right before
the holidays.

1410
01:08:33,844 --> 01:08:37,880
Oh, you guys, I don't know
what I would do without you.

1411
01:08:37,881 --> 01:08:40,850
I mean, really.

1412
01:08:40,851 --> 01:08:43,719
What is wrong with me?

1413
01:08:43,720 --> 01:08:47,256
You're beautiful.
Come give me a hug.

1414
01:08:47,257 --> 01:08:49,657
Oh, okay.

1415
01:08:49,659 --> 01:08:51,359
It's okay.

1416
01:08:53,796 --> 01:08:55,856
You're a good man.

1417
01:08:55,866 --> 01:08:58,226
You are, you are a
good, good man.

1418
01:08:59,802 --> 01:09:02,472
- Thank you. -I'm
gonna go freshen up.

1419
01:09:05,474 --> 01:09:10,246
- I'm gonna go take care of her.
- Okay.

1420
01:09:10,247 --> 01:09:13,277
- What was that?
- What was what?

1421
01:09:13,283 --> 01:09:14,653
She was practically
dry humping you.

1422
01:09:14,654 --> 01:09:16,619
And that would
bother you because...?

1423
01:09:16,620 --> 01:09:18,750
You are... not my problem making
a spectacle of yourself.

1424
01:09:18,755 --> 01:09:19,785
Go ahead.

1425
01:09:19,789 --> 01:09:21,357
Hump away.

1426
01:09:21,358 --> 01:09:22,518
- Thanks.
- Have fun.

1427
01:09:22,526 --> 01:09:24,356
Thanks.

1428
01:09:31,367 --> 01:09:33,567
- Hi, Nana.
- Hi, Chelsea.

1429
01:09:33,570 --> 01:09:35,600
- Oh, who's your friend?
- This is Kelly.

1430
01:09:35,605 --> 01:09:36,905
Oh.

1431
01:09:39,408 --> 01:09:40,878
What's going
on with you two?

1432
01:09:40,879 --> 01:09:42,707
I mean, really?

1433
01:09:42,712 --> 01:09:46,582
I'm not sure why you keep
banging that drum, Kelly.

1434
01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:48,683
- Jeff and I are fine.
- Right.

1435
01:09:48,685 --> 01:09:50,945
So, that's why he's been
sitting over there

1436
01:09:50,954 --> 01:09:53,194
waiting under the mistletoe for
someone to suck his lips off?

1437
01:09:53,195 --> 01:09:56,458
Oh, he's fine.
He's a lone wolf.

1438
01:09:56,459 --> 01:09:59,259
No, what? Fine, if you're not
gonna do it, then I will.

1439
01:09:59,262 --> 01:10:02,232
No, okay, god, could
you be more annoying?

1440
01:10:14,777 --> 01:10:18,407
You haven't kissed me
like that in forever.

1441
01:10:18,415 --> 01:10:20,515
I was merely preserving
the facade.

1442
01:10:20,517 --> 01:10:22,477
It was an act
for detective Kelly.

1443
01:10:22,485 --> 01:10:23,915
You liked this kiss,
didn't you?

1444
01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:25,920
Eh.

1445
01:10:25,922 --> 01:10:29,822
It was a perfectly
appropriate kiss

1446
01:10:29,826 --> 01:10:32,426
between two
incompatible adults.

1447
01:10:32,429 --> 01:10:36,529
It's all my tragically thin,
little lips have to offer.

1448
01:10:36,533 --> 01:10:42,373
Well, I think your lips
are the best I've ever met.

1449
01:10:44,506 --> 01:10:45,706
Really?

1450
01:10:45,709 --> 01:10:50,646
I swear to god.

1451
01:10:50,647 --> 01:10:52,407
I felt like this stirring in my loins.
You wanna feel it?

1452
01:10:52,415 --> 01:10:54,415
Ah, thanks for the offer,
but no thanks.

1453
01:10:54,417 --> 01:10:56,677
You can tell your loins
to forget it.

1454
01:10:56,686 --> 01:10:58,486
I'm gonna turn
the other way now.

1455
01:11:03,993 --> 01:11:05,563
You go first.

1456
01:11:09,765 --> 01:11:12,365
A juggling kit?
You brat.

1457
01:11:16,272 --> 01:11:18,842
"Building your dream house."

1458
01:11:21,543 --> 01:11:25,047
This is, uh,
so grown up of you.

1459
01:11:25,048 --> 01:11:28,678
I was expecting
something silly.

1460
01:11:28,685 --> 01:11:30,315
Merry Christmas.

1461
01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:31,550
Merry Christmas.

1462
01:11:31,554 --> 01:11:33,824
When you told me
about your heartbreak

1463
01:11:33,825 --> 01:11:37,326
and I pretended like
i didn't have one?

1464
01:11:37,327 --> 01:11:38,727
Well, I did.

1465
01:11:40,529 --> 01:11:42,929
Ginny.

1466
01:11:42,932 --> 01:11:44,832
I wanted to marry her.

1467
01:11:48,003 --> 01:11:51,373
I put an engagement ring
on her finger,

1468
01:11:51,374 --> 01:11:54,543
but it got stuck,
so she cut it off

1469
01:11:54,544 --> 01:11:56,714
and mailed it back
to me in pieces.

1470
01:11:56,715 --> 01:11:59,313
I'm sorry, I... I shouldn't
have dumped on you.

1471
01:11:59,316 --> 01:12:00,546
No.

1472
01:12:01,617 --> 01:12:03,917
I'm glad you told me.

1473
01:12:13,062 --> 01:12:15,731
Hey, you.

1474
01:12:15,732 --> 01:12:17,032
- You.
- You.

1475
01:12:17,033 --> 01:12:19,902
- You.
- You.

1476
01:12:19,903 --> 01:12:21,903
- Good night.
- Mmm.

1477
01:12:26,375 --> 01:12:30,905
You know, new year's Eve
is sneaking up on us.

1478
01:12:30,914 --> 01:12:33,054
And I don't want
to be home alone.

1479
01:12:33,055 --> 01:12:34,779
Neither do I.

1480
01:12:34,784 --> 01:12:38,387
Maybe we could go
to Peter's soiree together?

1481
01:12:38,388 --> 01:12:40,918
Yeah, yeah,
that's...

1482
01:12:40,924 --> 01:12:43,624
I mean, who wants to spend
new year's Eve alone, right?

1483
01:12:44,727 --> 01:12:48,357
- Okay.
- Okay.

1484
01:12:48,365 --> 01:12:49,895
- Read up.
- Yeah.

1485
01:12:58,374 --> 01:13:02,010
I am the deliberate
creator of my life.

1486
01:13:02,011 --> 01:13:04,079
I can be serious.

1487
01:13:04,080 --> 01:13:06,680
Seriously, trust me.

1488
01:13:08,083 --> 01:13:09,852
I trust you, Chloe.

1489
01:13:09,853 --> 01:13:12,388
You've always
been there for me.

1490
01:13:12,389 --> 01:13:14,119
You'll catch me.

1491
01:13:18,895 --> 01:13:21,425
Why didn't you catch me?
I trusted you.

1492
01:13:21,431 --> 01:13:23,731
Jeff?

1493
01:13:26,568 --> 01:13:28,137
Oh.

1494
01:13:28,138 --> 01:13:29,668
Hi, dad.

1495
01:13:29,672 --> 01:13:31,412
Listen, your mom
is very upset.

1496
01:13:31,413 --> 01:13:35,008
I wanted to talk to you
about it before she did.

1497
01:13:35,011 --> 01:13:38,011
Uh...

1498
01:13:38,014 --> 01:13:39,884
I don't want to remodel
the house.

1499
01:13:39,885 --> 01:13:41,150
Why not?

1500
01:13:41,151 --> 01:13:43,020
Because I don't
want the house.

1501
01:13:43,021 --> 01:13:44,989
- What do you mean?
- Well, I...

1502
01:13:44,990 --> 01:13:48,918
Oh, damn, she's home early.

1503
01:13:48,925 --> 01:13:51,525
He wants to sell the house.
Can you believe it?

1504
01:13:51,528 --> 01:13:54,458
After all these years,
sell our home, our house.

1505
01:13:54,464 --> 01:13:56,934
It's not a house,
it's an $800,000 albatross.

1506
01:13:56,935 --> 01:13:58,967
If I don't ever change
another sprinkler head

1507
01:13:58,968 --> 01:14:00,598
for the rest of my life,
I'll be very happy.

1508
01:14:00,603 --> 01:14:02,973
And if I never step foot
in a home depot again,

1509
01:14:02,974 --> 01:14:05,441
I will consider the rest
of my life a grand success.

1510
01:14:05,442 --> 01:14:08,012
Oh, please, we can hire
people to do that.

1511
01:14:08,013 --> 01:14:10,649
I don't want to hire anyone to
do anything more to this house.

1512
01:14:10,650 --> 01:14:14,016
You see, this is what I wanted
to share with you, sweetheart.

1513
01:14:14,017 --> 01:14:15,547
Your mother and i
are taking vacations.

1514
01:14:15,552 --> 01:14:17,019
That's great.
Wait!

1515
01:14:17,020 --> 01:14:18,920
- Vacations?
- Separate.

1516
01:14:18,922 --> 01:14:21,156
Oh, I agreed
to a vacation.

1517
01:14:21,157 --> 01:14:22,887
Give him time to clear
his muddled brain.

1518
01:14:22,892 --> 01:14:24,830
But it turns out
our ideas of vacations

1519
01:14:24,831 --> 01:14:26,688
are completely opposite.

1520
01:14:26,696 --> 01:14:29,626
I booked a spectacular cruise
where everything was planned

1521
01:14:29,632 --> 01:14:31,672
down to the last little
ice sculpture was going to be...

1522
01:14:31,673 --> 01:14:33,568
Gorging ourselves
on a floating hotel,

1523
01:14:33,570 --> 01:14:35,140
suffering through
hideous dinner theater

1524
01:14:35,141 --> 01:14:37,068
with people you have
to pretend you like.

1525
01:14:37,073 --> 01:14:39,573
- I'd rather jump off a bridge.
- Jump.

1526
01:14:39,576 --> 01:14:41,076
Jump now.
Jump off the ledge.

1527
01:14:41,077 --> 01:14:43,077
I am flying to Rome.
That's it.

1528
01:14:43,079 --> 01:14:46,809
I'm flying to Rome. I'm going
to rent a car and just drive.

1529
01:14:46,816 --> 01:14:48,946
See where the wind takes me.
Free.

1530
01:14:48,952 --> 01:14:51,487
So there you have it.
We wanted you to know.

1531
01:14:51,488 --> 01:14:53,218
Your father's lost his mind.
Thinks he's a bird.

1532
01:14:53,223 --> 01:14:54,690
And damn proud of it.

1533
01:14:54,691 --> 01:14:57,491
By the way, sweetheart,
how's Jeff?

1534
01:14:57,494 --> 01:15:00,529
Oh, uh, he's...

1535
01:15:00,530 --> 01:15:02,898
Oh, my, god,
please don't tell me

1536
01:15:02,899 --> 01:15:04,669
you somehow managed to lose the
best thing that ever hap...

1537
01:15:04,670 --> 01:15:06,697
Jeff's super.
He's great, okay?

1538
01:15:06,703 --> 01:15:09,143
You don't need to worry about us.
We're fine.

1539
01:15:09,144 --> 01:15:10,738
Fabulous.

1540
01:15:10,740 --> 01:15:13,170
Honey, why are you crying?

1541
01:15:13,176 --> 01:15:14,906
Tears of joy.

1542
01:15:14,911 --> 01:15:16,541
Oh, I can't
take this anymore.

1543
01:15:16,546 --> 01:15:19,546
I'm out. Jump, dump,
drive... who cares?

1544
01:15:26,989 --> 01:15:28,019
Oh, hey, Jeff.

1545
01:15:28,024 --> 01:15:29,157
Hi, Jeff.

1546
01:15:29,158 --> 01:15:30,558
Hey, Jeff.

1547
01:15:32,996 --> 01:15:35,096
Maybe don't wink.
Okay, don't do that.

1548
01:15:35,098 --> 01:15:37,698
Okay.
Hey, Jeff.

1549
01:15:37,700 --> 01:15:39,668
Jeff.

1550
01:15:39,669 --> 01:15:43,539
I'm wearing that little
black dress you bought me.

1551
01:15:45,708 --> 01:15:46,908
Hello, sista.

1552
01:15:46,910 --> 01:15:48,940
How are ya?

1553
01:15:50,279 --> 01:15:51,649
What?

1554
01:15:57,053 --> 01:16:00,789
- Dad! Are you okay?
- I'm fine. I'm fine.

1555
01:16:00,790 --> 01:16:02,159
Honey, it was just
precautionary.

1556
01:16:02,160 --> 01:16:03,218
You said chest pains.

1557
01:16:03,226 --> 01:16:04,956
His EKG is normal.

1558
01:16:04,961 --> 01:16:07,599
The doctor's think it was
just a panic attack.

1559
01:16:07,600 --> 01:16:09,227
I thought
i was gonna lose you.

1560
01:16:09,232 --> 01:16:11,732
- I don't wanna lose you.
- You're not gonna lose me.

1561
01:16:11,734 --> 01:16:14,174
I'm fine.
I'm fine, sweetheart.

1562
01:16:14,175 --> 01:16:15,570
- I promise.
- Okay.

1563
01:16:15,572 --> 01:16:16,741
- Let's go, dear.
- Yeah.

1564
01:16:16,742 --> 01:16:18,069
But listen,
your mother and I

1565
01:16:18,074 --> 01:16:23,344
are still going to go
on a long cruise.

1566
01:16:23,346 --> 01:16:28,046
Well, I'm not entirely opposed to
flying to Rome and renting a car.

1567
01:16:28,051 --> 01:16:30,951
But I want reservations for at
least the first few nights.

1568
01:16:30,954 --> 01:16:32,854
See what I have to do
to get my way?

1569
01:16:32,855 --> 01:16:36,815
Chloe, I know I've been
rough on you.

1570
01:16:36,826 --> 01:16:39,186
Way too rough.

1571
01:16:39,195 --> 01:16:40,795
It's only because
i love you so much.

1572
01:16:40,797 --> 01:16:42,897
I always wanted
so much for you.

1573
01:16:42,899 --> 01:16:46,229
I guess I knew that, but it's
really nice to hear you say it.

1574
01:16:46,235 --> 01:16:48,365
Dad, please take care
of yourself.

1575
01:16:48,371 --> 01:16:52,040
- Hey, I'm getting older, but I've
got you three. -You sure do.

1576
01:16:52,041 --> 01:16:54,279
You look really pretty tonight.
You going out on a date?

1577
01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:56,377
You going to a party? You're
going to a party, right?

1578
01:16:56,379 --> 01:16:58,009
- Go on, go, go.
- Go, honey.

1579
01:16:58,014 --> 01:16:59,814
No, I'm not...
I'm not leaving you.

1580
01:16:59,816 --> 01:17:01,846
I'm gonna stay here
and I'm gonna take care of you.

1581
01:17:01,851 --> 01:17:06,251
Go. Go live the life
i no longer have, okay?

1582
01:17:06,255 --> 01:17:07,955
I'll see you tomorrow.
I love you.

1583
01:17:07,957 --> 01:17:11,026
- I love you, too.
- Oh, we love you, baby.

1584
01:17:11,027 --> 01:17:12,657
- Okay, mom.
- Go.

1585
01:17:12,662 --> 01:17:13,892
Go, go, go, go,
go, go, go.

1586
01:17:13,896 --> 01:17:16,056
Have fun.

1587
01:17:16,065 --> 01:17:20,065
♪ There's a part of me
that wants to let go ♪

1588
01:17:20,069 --> 01:17:23,399
♪ run away from everything
that I know ♪

1589
01:17:23,406 --> 01:17:27,206
♪ getting ready,
putting on my new shoes ♪

1590
01:17:27,210 --> 01:17:29,180
♪ new dress, new face...

1591
01:17:31,046 --> 01:17:35,046
♪ We will make a night
that we'll remember ♪

1592
01:17:35,051 --> 01:17:38,420
♪ party like
we're gonna live forever ♪

1593
01:17:38,421 --> 01:17:42,190
♪ favorite song is blasting
through the stereo ♪

1594
01:17:42,191 --> 01:17:44,760
♪ calls you, let's go

1595
01:17:44,761 --> 01:17:46,961
- ♪ I'm living the life
- have you seen Jeff?

1596
01:17:46,963 --> 01:17:50,098
No, but have you
seen me dance?

1597
01:17:50,099 --> 01:17:52,999
Hey, finally broke up
with that bitch.

1598
01:17:53,002 --> 01:17:54,742
- Hello.
- Hey, have you seen Jeff?

1599
01:17:54,743 --> 01:17:56,867
No.

1600
01:17:56,873 --> 01:17:58,773
Chloe!
It's almost midnight.

1601
01:17:58,775 --> 01:18:01,835
Do you...
Do you wanna...

1602
01:18:01,844 --> 01:18:04,813
I'll puke on you.

1603
01:18:04,814 --> 01:18:07,282
Chloe, merry Christmas.

1604
01:18:07,283 --> 01:18:08,850
Oh, happy birthday.

1605
01:18:08,851 --> 01:18:10,051
You're sweet.
What is...

1606
01:18:10,053 --> 01:18:11,293
- Have you seen Jeff?
- Jeff Goldblum?

1607
01:18:11,294 --> 01:18:13,787
Chloe, I just
threw up spaghetti.

1608
01:18:13,790 --> 01:18:15,020
- What? Okay.
- Wait wait! Wait!

1609
01:18:15,024 --> 01:18:17,826
- I didn't eat spaghetti.
- Oh, god.

1610
01:18:17,827 --> 01:18:19,387
Check it out.

1611
01:18:19,395 --> 01:18:20,825
Did you ever see these before?
It's crazy.

1612
01:18:20,830 --> 01:18:25,767
Five, four, three, two, one!

1613
01:18:33,408 --> 01:18:35,738
Happy new year, Jeff.

1614
01:18:35,745 --> 01:18:37,405
Yeah. Happy new year.

1615
01:18:44,252 --> 01:18:46,392
I'm the luckiest girl
in the world.

1616
01:18:46,393 --> 01:18:49,319
And today is the best
day of my life.

1617
01:18:52,227 --> 01:18:56,297
♪ Give me your insights,
oh, gibbous moon ♪

1618
01:18:56,299 --> 01:19:00,129
♪ I need your help tonight

1619
01:19:00,136 --> 01:19:04,936
♪ I got a hunch you know
just where you're heading ♪

1620
01:19:08,243 --> 01:19:12,380
♪ say you'll be
back by here, and soon ♪

1621
01:19:12,381 --> 01:19:15,050
♪ bathing me in your light

1622
01:19:15,051 --> 01:19:16,820
Your father has decided

1623
01:19:16,821 --> 01:19:18,219
he wants a closed marriage.

1624
01:19:18,221 --> 01:19:20,051
Well, how about you?
What do you want?

1625
01:19:20,056 --> 01:19:23,916
Me? I'd like a
few more tennis lessons,

1626
01:19:23,926 --> 01:19:26,226
but I shall abstain.

1627
01:19:26,229 --> 01:19:28,259
- Hi, mom.
- Hi, sweetie.

1628
01:19:28,264 --> 01:19:29,764
You're not gonna
believe this,

1629
01:19:29,766 --> 01:19:31,426
but we've been driving
in Italy.

1630
01:19:31,434 --> 01:19:34,034
Going from town to town, staying
in the most darling places.

1631
01:19:34,036 --> 01:19:36,866
And what about you, Jeffy?
Have you talked to Chloe?

1632
01:19:36,873 --> 01:19:40,008
Yes, she's, um, great.

1633
01:19:40,009 --> 01:19:41,809
Yeah, look, mom,
i gotta go.

1634
01:19:43,078 --> 01:19:44,548
Okay, bye-bye.

1635
01:19:50,086 --> 01:19:52,816
Your father's
been very horny.

1636
01:19:52,822 --> 01:19:55,122
Oh, my god, we've had so
much sex I can barely walk.

1637
01:19:55,124 --> 01:19:57,793
Okay, okay, okay, mom.
Great, great, great, great.

1638
01:19:57,794 --> 01:20:00,532
Great, great, great. Do not
need to hear any of that.

1639
01:20:00,533 --> 01:20:02,860
Honey,
put some pants on.

1640
01:20:02,865 --> 01:20:05,395
I'm sorry, your father,
um, we don't know, sweetie,

1641
01:20:05,401 --> 01:20:08,840
but it's beautiful. We are having
the best time. We don't even care.

1642
01:20:08,841 --> 01:20:12,007
How are you sweetheart?
Have you heard from Jeff?

1643
01:20:12,008 --> 01:20:13,908
No, not at all.

1644
01:20:13,910 --> 01:20:15,380
I'm sorry. I'm sorry
i brought it up.

1645
01:20:15,381 --> 01:20:18,208
It's okay.
Have fun in Italy.

1646
01:20:18,214 --> 01:20:22,284
- I can barely walk, but...
- You said that already.

1647
01:20:22,285 --> 01:20:25,115
- Okay, I'm hanging up now.
- Bye, sweetheart.

1648
01:20:25,121 --> 01:20:26,591
You might come home
with a little brother.

1649
01:20:26,592 --> 01:20:29,389
No, stop. Okay,
I'm hanging up, bye.

1650
01:20:29,392 --> 01:20:35,297
♪ There is something

1651
01:20:35,298 --> 01:20:37,398
♪ about you

1652
01:20:37,400 --> 01:20:40,430
♪ I don't know

1653
01:20:40,436 --> 01:20:45,836
♪ what to say other than

1654
01:20:45,842 --> 01:20:48,910
♪ please stay

1655
01:20:48,911 --> 01:20:51,411
♪ stick around

1656
01:20:51,414 --> 01:20:54,916
♪ and I'll show you

1657
01:20:54,917 --> 01:20:56,917
♪ what you deserve

1658
01:20:56,919 --> 01:21:00,919
♪ you are so beautiful

1659
01:21:00,923 --> 01:21:05,193
♪ oh, I hope you know

1660
01:21:05,194 --> 01:21:07,562
♪ that's the way I feel

1661
01:21:07,563 --> 01:21:09,401
she was never
right for you.

1662
01:21:09,402 --> 01:21:10,998
I know it doesn't
seem like it now,

1663
01:21:11,000 --> 01:21:14,500
but this is for the best.
Trust me.

1664
01:21:14,503 --> 01:21:16,471
And I need this on my desk
first thing in the morning.

1665
01:21:16,472 --> 01:21:17,912
I don't care how late
you gotta stay

1666
01:21:17,913 --> 01:21:20,167
to get it done,
just get it done, okay?

1667
01:21:20,176 --> 01:21:22,606
- ♪ Something true
- you got it.

1668
01:21:22,612 --> 01:21:25,112
♪ Something true

1669
01:21:25,114 --> 01:21:30,584
♪ to hold onto

1670
01:21:30,586 --> 01:21:35,586
♪ for dear, dear life

1671
01:21:35,591 --> 01:21:40,061
♪ you are my dear

1672
01:21:40,062 --> 01:21:43,962
♪ when you are here

1673
01:21:43,966 --> 01:21:45,466
♪ there's nothing else

1674
01:21:45,468 --> 01:21:47,428
thank you all
for being here.

1675
01:21:47,436 --> 01:21:51,506
This song is called
"something about you."

1676
01:21:51,507 --> 01:21:55,637
♪ Your soul and my soul

1677
01:21:55,645 --> 01:21:58,305
where you going? Jeff!

1678
01:21:58,314 --> 01:22:01,483
♪ It is one

1679
01:22:01,484 --> 01:22:04,552
♪ or so it feels

1680
01:22:04,553 --> 01:22:09,157
♪ so I have to say

1681
01:22:09,158 --> 01:22:11,988
♪ thank you

1682
01:22:11,994 --> 01:22:16,631
♪ for showing me how

1683
01:22:16,632 --> 01:22:21,169
♪ to be

1684
01:22:21,170 --> 01:22:23,338
♪ me

1685
01:22:23,339 --> 01:22:26,339
♪ oh, I am me

1686
01:22:26,342 --> 01:22:30,312
♪ when I'm next to you

1687
01:22:30,313 --> 01:22:35,083
♪ can't you see

1688
01:22:35,084 --> 01:22:37,652
♪ it's true, it's true

1689
01:22:37,653 --> 01:22:40,493
♪ I would not lie to you

1690
01:22:42,023 --> 01:22:44,993
thank you.

1691
01:23:12,654 --> 01:23:15,991
Oh, you went full mime
on Valentine's day.

1692
01:23:15,992 --> 01:23:17,726
That's nice.

1693
01:23:17,727 --> 01:23:20,327
Oh, your heart's beating.

1694
01:23:20,329 --> 01:23:21,659
Yeah.

1695
01:23:21,664 --> 01:23:24,032
So, anyway,
with my new job

1696
01:23:24,033 --> 01:23:26,468
and your wealth
management skills,

1697
01:23:26,469 --> 01:23:28,199
we're gonna make
a great team.

1698
01:23:28,204 --> 01:23:32,344
- We could have, like ten kids, babe.
- Yeah.

1699
01:23:36,011 --> 01:23:38,480
Oh, for me?
A card?

1700
01:23:38,481 --> 01:23:43,018
Thank you. "Happy Valentine's day.
Be mine."

1701
01:23:43,019 --> 01:23:45,219
Oh, that's nice.

1702
01:23:45,221 --> 01:23:46,551
Thanks.

1703
01:23:49,524 --> 01:23:51,294
What's wrong?
Did I say something?

1704
01:23:51,295 --> 01:23:54,696
Uh, no, no,
it's great.

1705
01:23:54,697 --> 01:23:57,497
Everything's great.

1706
01:23:57,500 --> 01:23:59,800
Baby, I got you
a Valentine's present.

1707
01:24:05,206 --> 01:24:06,606
Chloe?

1708
01:24:06,609 --> 01:24:08,309
Jeff.

1709
01:24:08,310 --> 01:24:11,310
- You came to our place.
- So did you.

1710
01:24:11,313 --> 01:24:13,283
- I sang at open mic night.
- I know.

1711
01:24:13,284 --> 01:24:14,682
- You do?
- Yeah.

1712
01:24:14,683 --> 01:24:16,253
- You know? How do you know?
- I was there.

1713
01:24:16,254 --> 01:24:18,152
- You were?
- Yeah.

1714
01:24:18,154 --> 01:24:20,694
I was there. I was gonna come
up and congratulate you,

1715
01:24:20,695 --> 01:24:22,689
but then I saw you
with him.

1716
01:24:22,691 --> 01:24:24,559
Oh, yeah.

1717
01:24:24,560 --> 01:24:27,629
That song, when I was singing
it, it was about you.

1718
01:24:27,630 --> 01:24:29,460
I was thinking about you
the whole time.

1719
01:24:29,465 --> 01:24:31,165
It's always been you.

1720
01:24:31,167 --> 01:24:34,767
I've never wanted to be
with anybody else.

1721
01:24:34,770 --> 01:24:36,440
And I don't...
I don't care if we pretend...

1722
01:24:36,441 --> 01:24:39,839
I don't want
to pretend, okay?

1723
01:24:39,842 --> 01:24:42,712
- It's real. -I don't ever
want to be away from you.

1724
01:24:42,713 --> 01:24:46,211
You make me better.

1725
01:24:46,215 --> 01:24:48,515
I've been so immature.
I will grow up. -No.

1726
01:24:48,517 --> 01:24:49,777
I'll grow up.
I can grow up.

1727
01:24:49,785 --> 01:24:52,345
No, don't.
Growing up is stupid.

1728
01:24:52,354 --> 01:24:55,123
I wanna go back
to being a kid with you.

1729
01:24:55,124 --> 01:24:56,724
- You do?
- Yeah, I do.

1730
01:24:56,725 --> 01:24:58,485
We can even go to clown
school if you want.

1731
01:24:58,494 --> 01:24:59,661
- Really?
- Yeah.

1732
01:24:59,662 --> 01:25:01,102
Okay.

1733
01:25:05,834 --> 01:25:10,338
I love you.

1734
01:25:10,339 --> 01:25:13,308
I love you, Chloe.

1735
01:25:13,309 --> 01:25:14,779
I love you.

1736
01:25:26,488 --> 01:25:29,788
I'm the luckiest girl
in the world.

1737
01:25:29,792 --> 01:25:31,692
And today is the best day
of my life.

1738
01:25:36,431 --> 01:25:38,471
What the hell, Jeff.

1739
01:25:52,480 --> 01:25:57,719
♪ We're all traveling down
this lonely road ♪

1740
01:25:57,720 --> 01:26:03,290
♪ we're all tumbling
in the tide ♪

1741
01:26:03,292 --> 01:26:07,562
♪ but I am here
to simply let you know ♪

1742
01:26:07,563 --> 01:26:11,373
♪ I'll be right
by your side ♪

1743
01:26:13,801 --> 01:26:19,207
♪ we all hear that voice
inside our soul ♪

1744
01:26:19,208 --> 01:26:24,646
♪ the wind whispers
in the night ♪

1745
01:26:24,647 --> 01:26:28,877
♪ whatever lies down this
old winding road ♪

1746
01:26:28,884 --> 01:26:34,589
♪ I'll be right
by your side ♪

1747
01:26:34,590 --> 01:26:37,720
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh

1748
01:26:37,726 --> 01:26:40,556
♪ don't have to face
this world alone ♪

1749
01:26:40,563 --> 01:26:42,630
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh

1750
01:26:42,631 --> 01:26:45,731
♪ I'll be the place
that you call home ♪

1751
01:26:45,734 --> 01:26:48,469
♪ oh, oh, oh

1752
01:26:48,470 --> 01:26:52,770
♪ the page is turning,
years go by ♪

1753
01:26:52,775 --> 01:26:56,875
♪ and I'll be right
by your side ♪

1754
01:26:59,314 --> 01:27:04,519
♪ a hundred books
can't tell you what to do ♪

1755
01:27:04,520 --> 01:27:09,820
♪ a thousand songs
still don't rhyme ♪

1756
01:27:09,825 --> 01:27:14,595
♪ be yourself and keep
your heart true ♪

1757
01:27:14,597 --> 01:27:19,867
♪ I'll be right
by your side ♪

1758
01:27:19,868 --> 01:27:22,998
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh

1759
01:27:23,005 --> 01:27:25,665
♪ you don't have to face
this world alone ♪

1760
01:27:25,674 --> 01:27:27,874
♪ oh, oh, oh

1761
01:27:27,876 --> 01:27:31,006
♪ I'll be the place
that you call home ♪

1762
01:27:31,013 --> 01:27:33,313
♪ oh, oh, oh

1763
01:27:33,315 --> 01:27:38,315
♪ the page is turning,
years go by ♪

1764
01:27:38,320 --> 01:27:42,920
♪ and I'll be right
by your side ♪

1765
01:27:44,525 --> 01:27:46,325
♪ it doesn't matter where

1766
01:27:46,328 --> 01:27:48,498
♪ we choose
to plant our roots ♪

1767
01:27:48,499 --> 01:27:52,797
♪ we always blossom
in each other's light ♪

1768
01:27:54,969 --> 01:27:59,469
♪ and from the shelter
of your open arms ♪

1769
01:27:59,475 --> 01:28:04,275
♪ you look into my eyes

1770
01:28:04,280 --> 01:28:08,316
♪ and say,
oh, oh, oh, oh ♪

1771
01:28:08,317 --> 01:28:11,017
♪ you don't have to face
this world alone ♪

1772
01:28:11,020 --> 01:28:13,788
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh

1773
01:28:13,789 --> 01:28:16,557
♪ I'll be the place
that you call home ♪

1774
01:28:16,558 --> 01:28:19,058
♪ oh, oh, oh, oh

1775
01:28:19,061 --> 01:28:23,698
♪ the page is turning,
years go by ♪

1776
01:28:23,699 --> 01:28:28,699
♪ I'll be right by
your side ♪

1777
01:28:28,704 --> 01:28:33,674
♪ I'll be right by
your side ♪