# Oh, oh, oh #
# Wake up today #
# Feel the way #
# I always do #
# Oh, oh, oh #
# Hungry for something that I can't eat #
# Then I heard that beat #
The city's rhythm starts calling me down #
# This is like a message from high above #
# Oh, oh, oh #
# Attract me to smile and walk the ones I love #
- Good morning, Baltimore! - # Good morning, Baltimore #
# Every day like an open door #
# Every night is fantasy #
# Any sounds like symphony #
# Good morning, Baltimore #
# And someday I bring it to the floor #
# The world will wake up and see #
# Baltimore and me #
# Oh, oh, oh #
# Look at my hair #
# What can be compared with me today #
# Oh, oh, oh #
# I have hairspray and radio #
# I am ready to go #
# Mice on path #
# All dance around my feet #
# They seem to say: "Tracy, it's up to you" #
# So oh, oh, don't hold me back #
# Because all today my dream will come true #
# Good morning, Baltimore #
# There is a flasher who lives next to #
# There's a bum in the barroom bench #
# They wish me luck on the way to school #
# Good morning, Baltimore #
# And someday I bring it to the floor #
# The world will wake up and see #
# Baltimore and me #
# I know every step #
# I know every song #
# I know there is a place where I am #
# I saw all the party lights shining in front of #
# So someone invited me before I died #
# Before he dies #
# So oh, oh, give me a chance #
# Because when I started to dance I was a movie star #
# Oh, oh, oh #
# Something in from me makes me move #
# When I hear the groove #
# Ma I said no.
# But my feet tell me "go away" #
# It's like a drummer in my heart #
# So oh, oh, don't make me wait #
# One more time for my life to start #
# I love you, Baltimore #
# Every day like an open door #
# Every night is fantasy #
# Any sounds like symphony #
# And I promise, Baltimore #
# One day when I go down to floor #
# The world will wake up and see #
# Will wake up and see #
# Baltimore and me #
# Yes, more or less, we all agree #
# Baltimore and me #
# One day the world will see #
# Baltimore and me #
Mount Everest is the most famous, but not the highest...
geographical point on this earth.
Now, who can tell me what that is?
Um, excuse me, Miss Whimsy?
I can't see the blackboard anymore.
Tracy Turnblad.
If I have to write you...
for inappropriate hair heights again...
You will be transferred to detention.
Miss Wimsey, what should I do?
Hair can't just hang there like an inanimate object on your cheek
I mean, well... Uh-you know what I mean.
I am... ahh
As I said, not Mount Everest.
Now, next week we will talk...
about earthquakes and volcanoes.
And as interesting as that might sound...
we have to look back 60 million years.
Now, if you change your page...
we will start with the Ring of Fire.
I want you to reflect on the cause...
separation of the two components.
Penny, let's go fast!
Get out of my way
Push! We are late.
Ahh!
- One minute airs. - WELL.
40 to go!
Don't change the channel.
Coming next: The Corny Collins Show.
30 seconds.
- Hiya, Daddy! - Goodbye!
Hi.
This is my daughter.
10 seconds. Place, everything
Fast, Penny, we missed it!
My mother said I wasn't allowed to sweat!
Hey there, teenager Baltimore!
Don't change that channel because it's time...
for The Corny Collins Show...
Brought to you with the Ultra Clutch hair dryer.
# Oh, every evening when hours attack four #
# Bop bee or not good #
# Well, a small group of children fell through that door, yes #
# Bop bee or not good #
# Well, they took off their coats #
# And leave the box behind #
# And then they shake it, shake it, shake it #
# Like they lost their minds #
# You will never see them frowning #
# Because they are the most beautiful kids in town #
# Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh #
# Oh, every afternoon You turn on your TV, yes #
# Naa na na na na na na na #
# Yes, we know you play the sound until #
# When your parents disappear, yes #
# Naa na na na na na na na #
# Then you rotate and shout for your favorite star #
# And when you are practiced every step #
# It is in repertoire #
# You better go down #
# and meet the most beautiful kids in town #
What
# Good white kids who like to lead the way #
# And once a month we have our Negro Day #
# And I'm the one who remains spinnin 'round #
# Mr. Corny Collins with the latest greatest #
# Baltimore sounds #
# So, every afternoon drop everything #
What
# Bop bee or not good #
# Who needs to read and write #
# If you can dance and sing, huh! #
# Bop bee or not good #
# Forget about algebra and calculus #
# You can always do your homework on mornin 'bus #
# Cannot tell verbs from nouns #
# They are the most beautiful children in the city #
# Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh #
R-r-role call!
I am Amber
Brad.
Tammy.
Fenders.
- Brenda - Sketch
- Shelley. - IQ.
Lou Ann.
- Joey. - Mikey
- vicki - Becky
- Bix. - Jesse
- Darla - Paulie
- Noreen - Doreen
And I... Link.
Aah!
# So, if you shakin every night '#
# When you lie in bed #
# Mony, mony #
# Shake it, honey #
# And the bass and drum pound in your head #
# Mony, mony, ooh, mony, mony #
Who cares about sleeping when? You can postpone at school #
# You will never go to college but you certainly look cool #
# Don't need a hat or dress #
# When you are the most beautiful kids in town #
They have to think of my ears is a garbage can
Will you turn off the racket?
I tried ironing here.
# The best kids in #
# Children in town, whoo! #
Ma, this isn't a racket. This is The Corny Collins Show.
Now, that turns your brain into mud.
Mrs. Turnblad, this is a new dance!
Chicken attacked
Well, I can't hear myself thinking.
How can I negotiate folds?
Edna?
I'm here, Prudy.
What is a racket?
Ohh, Tracy.
Edna, is my laundry ready?
Yes.
That would be $ 3.00, hon.
It's quite expensive for a small pair of pants.
Well, I'm sorry, Prudy...
but some of your personal stains...
it takes pounds with stones.
I'm sure I don't know what you mean You let him listen for that music race again?
My daughter spends every afternoon in the Stamp and Coin Club.
Oh really? Well, your daughter is hap-
Ohh, ohh.
Oh, what is that? Wavin 'Raven?
It's a little twitching.
Oh, you want to play Charades now. OK.
OK, please.
you.
Cent dollars.
No, Ahh!
Tracy Turnblad, are you trying to tell me...
that - that Penny didn't get permission...
from his mother to be here?
What?
Cent dollars.
You are prohibited from this house
You will never watch the show again!
- Without the show I have nothing! - Nothing builds character!
Toodle-oo, Edna!
Give them hands, people. Alright, alright.
And once again, is the chicken attacked
We will be back soon for some of the hot Detroit voices.
And we go!
Shallow.
"Detroit Voice"?
What is that, the scream the person who was robbed?
Wow, Velma, the kids dig rhythm and blues.
Yes, they are children, Corny.
That's why we have to direct their in the white direction.
Right direction?
Didn't I say that?
I will do it.
You try again and there will be a stump where your feet should be
Do you understand? You are a little whor-
Amber.
... suci moly Baby.
Good work dancing today.
- time. - Ah!
Link.
Amber.
Ah!
- Amber. - Amber, Amber, Amber.
Save your personal life for the camera, baby
Oh! Shiny.
Tammy, Lou Ann, you will die.
Why don't you pay attention to me at school?
Mm-hmm.
# Ooh #
Hey, it's our own Larkin Link singing 'Bring Two.
And I'm Motormouth Maybelle reminding...
Last Tuesday this month day rhythm and your blues
That's right! Day Negro will be like your way
So don't-uh... Uh... here.
Thank you.
So, catch all the croonins when you set and adjust it.
Thank you, Motormouth. And it's time for...
The owner came He'll call my mom again, let's go
... very fun-lovin '...
Hey!
Come here, Brenda.
What?
Brenda will take an leave from the show
How long will you go, Brenda?
Only nine months.
Looks like we will open the door here on the show for a girl...
same as fun-lovin 'but maybe not like freewheelin'.
Want to be one of the most beautiful kids in the city?
Cut the school tomorrow and get off to the WYZT station for an audition.
- No. - But, Ma.
Don't test me, Tracy Turnblad.
My diet pills are gone.
But come on.
Nobody auditioned for anything in this house
But why not? Why not?!
Because dancing is not your future.
One day you will be alone Edna's main laundry.
I don't want to be a laundry service.
I want to be famous!
Listen, if you want to be famous...
learn to take blood out of the car seat
That's a skill that you can take directly to the bank.
- Hey, hey Is this a commotion here? - Not a word.
Father, tomorrow I will audition to dance on the TV show.
- Not not him. - You are?
First the hair, right now?
No!
- Oh, Wilbur - Fine! I go to my room!
He thinks I mean but I don't. The Tv people...
they don't choose people like Tracy, or girls like us They will hurt him, Wilbur.
I'll talk to him.
Ooh.
'K. Talk to him.
I'll talk to him.
Don't worry GOOD.
What?
You really want it With all my heart.
Then you go for it!
This is America, baby.
You have to think big to be big.
Big is not the problem In this family, Wilbur.
You follow your dreams I became a reality, and now I have the most precious objects in the world Taj Mahal from joke shops.
Heh heh heh heh!
Back in his steps, cha-cha-cha.
Side step, step forward.
Return and return.
Step ahead, cha-cha-cha.
Tammy, sharper.
Side step, step forward.
Come back again.
Oh, God, Penny, there's Link.
Link!
Penny, pinch me
Ow!
You told me to
I can't believe I'm really here auditioning.
Side step, step forward.
I can't believe I'm really here watching your audition
Step ahead, cha-cha-cha.
Back in his steps, cha-cha-cha.
Side step, step forward.
Back and t-oh, Amber. Look at this motley crew.
Oh! This city must have declined...
since I was crowned Miss Baltimore Crabs.
Ugh.
# God, how has time changed #
# These girls must be blind or really crazy #
# But time seems to stop #
# When I'm Miss Baltimore Crabs #
Amber, the move is too dirty.
Mother, wake up from the dream is yours - This is not 1930. - Ha ha ha.
# You can laugh but life is a test #
# Don't do this, don't do it #
# Remember, you know the best #
# For crowns in safes #
# From the moment I won Miss Baltimore Crabs #
# These steps are perfect ammo #
# Let me show you how your mother is Dear issuing competition #
Girls, let's go.
Boys, let's go rumba.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.
# The poor runner might still keep some revenge #
They throw their cups but I mess up the judge #
# That broad mind they will win if plate #
# They will spin in their dance #
Aah!
# No chance Boy, put me #
Oh, good morning, miss.
Let's see what you get.
# Twist, twist, twist, twist mashed potatoes, mambo #
# Ready, start #
# On my show, you will never find #
# Hips or collisions that thrust and grind #
# What is that? Dance for fleas and ticks? #
# Oh, you must-see my trick bag #
# Oh, I hit the stage club on fire #
# While belting Aida and preparing souffle #
# But it's a three-somersault #
# How I gripped Miss Baltimore Crabs #
Processing.
# Are you afraid we live? #
# No, I'm sure I can overcome #
# Well, this event is not broadcast in #
# Cinemascope #
# I never drink one malt chocolate #
# There is no dessert for Miss Baltimore Crabs #
# This one will never get date #
# In my hands-down clothes #
# Ha! Son, he would never date until Dad bought him a new nose #
# I will say "Oy, gevalt" #
# If I'm not Miss Baltimore Crabs #
# Do you dance like you are dressed? #
# Amber, no need to be cruel #
# Do you swim? in integrated pools? #
I'm sure to
I am all for integration.
This is a new border!
Not in Baltimore, no.
And can I be frank?
# First impressions can be difficult #
# And when I see you, I know that #
# If your size is not enough #
# Your last answer just blew it #
# And so, my dear, is so short and dashing #
# You will never be in #
# So we kick you out #
# With your form and face #
# Aw, well, it's not your fault #
# You're down with the case #
# From Miss Baltimore Crabs #
Uh, you can go
Um... thank you
I think they secretly like you.
Cut my class, Tracy Turnblad?
I believe that is something very important.
I should have.
# Give me a break, huh. Right now! #
# Got a new sound, so it screamed and shouted #
Hey! Hey!
# With funky rhythm #
# This is a new display that you can use... #
What
# There is a party 'groove' let's go down #
What did you see?
None. Not you.
Can I help you?
The movement swishes.
Yes, right.
The man can eat me on the detention diet...
as long as he doesn't starve my songs, baby
- Does the dance have a name? - Oh, this?
Call it "Peyton Place After Midnight."
I use it to attract, uh, opposite sex.
Wow.
It's really fun.
You are very good.
Wow, thank you.
So will it be like this?
You can't do that dance.
Hello, now
Not bad for white girls.
- Hey, I know where I've seen you before. - Where?
At the Corny event on the Negro Day.
The best Negro Day
I hope that every day is the Negro Day.
In our house, that.
Hey. Show me another?
You want to see the others.
Alright, here's a little something marked to say...
Hello, my name is seaweed...
Oh, oh, oh!
J...
Stubbs.
How are you, baby
I am a Tra-Turn Turn-Blad!
You will get it, white girl!
Now, Tracy, you made it in, son.
You are one of us
You have joined this program is ongoing!
Alright, let's go
# Whoo! #
# Yeah! #
# Got a new sound, so it screamed and shouted #
# Hey, funky beat, now let's hurry #
Whoa!
# We can't wait now #
# Have some fun #
# This party has just begun #
No, I got who Caesar is.
But what is "Ideas of March"?
I mean, how come I have an idea a month?
Hold.
Come on.
# Come on and see me strut my stuff #
# See me #
# Come on and see me #
How do you equate detention now?
I am a bad bad girl needs to be punished.
# Ohh #
Hey.
You know, hosting Corny hop tomorrow
If he sees you dancin 'like that...
he will put you on the show
Mmm...
- See you later. - Mm.
Ah, whoa. Sorry, a little darlin '.
Hope I don't support you.
See you later
Hey, Trace. I'm looking for you
What?
- # Because when he nudges me # - Oh!
# Love puts me in repair #
# Yes, this hit me #
# Just like a ton of bricks #
# Yes, my heart exploded #
# Now I know what life is about #
# One small touch and love knocked me out #
# And I can hear bells #
# My head is spinning #
# I can hear bells #
# Something early #
# Everyone says that a girl who looks like me #
# Can't win his love #
# Well, wait and see #
# Because I can hear bells #
# Just hear them reply #
# I can hear bells #
# My temperature ascent #
# I can't hold my excitement #
# Because I finally found a boy #
# I already miss' #
# Listen, I can hear bells #
# Round one #
# He will ask me to date and then #
# Round two #
# I will be primp but it won't be late because of #
# Round three #
# Is when we kiss in the car #
# It won't go far but I'll go pretty fa # # # Round four #
# He will ask me for my hand and then #
# Round five #
# We will order a wedding ring with #
# Round six #
# Amber, it's your surprise #
# It's a heavyweight champion takes prize #
# And I can hear bells #
# My ears are ringing #
# I can hear bells #
# Bridesmaids singing #
# Everyone says that a man who is like a gem #
# Will not see path #
# Well, laughter is on it #
# Because I can hear bells #
# My father will smile #
# I can hear bells #
# When he walks down the hallway #
# My mother starts crying #
# But I can't see Link and I'm French kissin '#
# Listen, I can hear bells #
# Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh #
# I can hear bells #
# My head is shaken #
# I can hear bells #
# I can't stop pealing #
# Everyone warns that he won't like what he will see #
# But I know he will do it see the inside of me #
# Yeah, I can hear bells #
# Today is just beginning because of #
# I can hear bells #
# Until death separates us and #
# Even when we die we will look down from above #
# Remember the night that we both fell in love #
# We both will shed tears #
# And he will whisper when we reminiscin '#
# Listen, I can hear bells #
# He can hear bells #
# I can hear bells #
# He can hear bells #
# I can hear bells #
# Bum, bum, bum #
# Whoa! #
# Hey, little girl with cash on fire #
# Well, I'm lining up 'something' you won't be back #
# Hey, little girl, take me from the shelf #
# Because it's hard havin ' fun playing with you #
# After you bounce all options #
# Shake your hips towards me #
# Bringing back a gift he never saw #
# Take me home and then open me #
# Shop around but, a little darlin ', I have to #
# Choice of women #
# Ladies #
Options # Choice of women #
Lasts. Go there and show them.
This is packed quite tight.
GOOD. I will go in front of you and I will push.
# Test drive for this American man #
Wait.
# It will take cash to fill the tank #
# So let's open your piggy bank #
Hey, Seaweed!
Want to do Peyton Place for Corny?
Are you crazy? You have to dance with a lot of people...
and I have to dance with me.
Why?
That's how it is, Tracy.
But this is your dance.
Now, how about you? borrow briefly.
- really - Come on, kid.
# I am the choice of women #
# Ladies #
Options What
Alright! Yes!
Whoa!
# Hey, little girl on the shopping show #
# I don't come cheap but the kiss is free #
# On closer inspection I'm sure you agree #
# Oh, hi, little girl, listen to my request #
# I come with a lifetime warranty #
# One day maybe we will find the baby makes three #
Link!
# This is the choice of women #
# I am the choice of women #
# I am the choice of choice for women #
# I am the choice of women #
Mr. and Mrs. Turnblad!
Hey, look out!
Ah!
Mrs. Turnblad!
Mr Turnblad, hurry up!
- me? - Come on.
Mrs. Turnblad! Come on, quickly!
You will see this!
Oh, I read everything about it.
This is a great fake Hollywood series.
No, Mom -
Do you think I will think that he really is up there?
Not John Glenn, Mrs. Turnblad!
Now, why do we see this?
Just looking.
- Lou Ann! - Joey!
Mikey! vicki Becky!
Bix! Jesse! Darla!
- Paulie! - Noreen!
- Doreen! - Link!
And I'm Tracy!
Aah!
Oh! Gosh!
# Oh yeah! #
# And the bass and drum pound in your head #
Leave, tracy
- Go, go, Tracy! - Go, go, Tracy!
Who cares about sleeping when? Can you postpone at school? #
# You will never go to college but you certainly look cool #
# Don't need a hat and dress #
# When you are the most beautiful kids in town #
# Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo #
# Children in town, woo! #
Yes! That's the dance this week...
I don't know what happened, Mr. Spritzer.
Corny has something like that from aneurism or something...
and... pick it up
... by our new Board Member, Miss Tracy Turnblad.
So, Trace, come on, get comfortable to old Corny and tell us about yourself.
Now, I'm watching The Corny Collins Show...
and I have absolutely nothing else!
Ooh! I am sure of how you speak.
Oh, Wilbur, to think so I almost stopped it...
from reaching for the stars
And now he's here is on TV during the day.
He will be ordinary.
And we mix the children with the rest - a council.
Mix the children?
Right, I said it.
This is not a black and chocolate cocktail!
Well, why not?
velma, where is this not? Is that all headin '?
Now, you can fight it or you can go in there.
Maybe it's time for some fresh ideas...
like-like a nice and fresh new host!
Heh.
Wow, velma, how did you fire Corny Collins...
from The Corny Collins Show?
They do it all the time at Lassie!
Velma, you have let this go too far!
me?
- Fix it! - What?
Fix it!
Ohh!
# Hey, look out for it movin 'van #
# Pushing our way #
# You better lock your man #
# Before meeting a new girl in town #
# Who just arrived at the scene... #
Tracyface whoopee pads.
Good choice.
We get your Tracy souvenir for days.
Here, the photo you signed.
Tracy wig
# Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #
# We don't know what to do about new girls in town #
# New girl in town #
# It looks like dancing in the air #
# New girl in town #
# He has the coolest hair #
# You better tell homecoming queen to hold her crown #
# Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa #
# Or he will lose it to #
# New girl in town #
The big little girl is sending my sales through the roof
More people breathe aerosols than oxygen!
Do you think you can show it to us? are some of the new dance moves?
Yes, sure.
Ooh, beautiful flowers.
Tracy, wait!
# She's hip #
# Very cool #
# I'll get him after school #
# But we want to be like him #
# Because he is a kitten that cats prefer #
# New girl in town #
# Is my guy in string #
# New girl in town #
# Hey, look, he wears his ring #
# I can't stop crying 'and so with my own tears #
# For new girls in town #
# New girl in town #
# Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #
# Suddenly, girl #
# Hey, this city is boiled, girl #
# Ohh, how hullabaloo, girl #
# He isn't just passing, girl #
# Ohh, he sticks like glue, girl #
Woo, for that guy I think I know, girl #
# Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #
# Hey, look out for it movin 'van #
# Beware, look out, look out, look out #
# She is a new girl in #
# Town #
That's how you do it.
And I am your fairy tale Miss Motormouth Maybelle...
DJ du jour you, rhythm pitchin 'your way.
So, hey, it's better to stay and shimmy and shake.
We will be back soon with more Negro Days.
Presented by...
Nap-a-Way, for stubborn hair.
Every wrinkle will disappear in an instant.
We go
Girls, that's great.
How dare you choose the same song?
They wrote it.
You see yourself.
You are one inch from canceled.
Do you know what your demographic is?
Clean up women and garden jockeys.
One foot at the door, that's all.
One foot at a time.
Eh.
Hello?
Is this a Turnblad residence?
Yes.
Mr. Pinky speakin '.
Mr. Pinky from the clothing store?
Uh huh.
I want Tracy for our spokesperson
What do you want Tracy to do?
Be our spokesperson.
Be a spokesperson?
I think he will be perfect. I want to meet him...
and discuss the details.
as soon as possible.
Well, why not?
Who goes to look out for me...
better than my mom?
Me, agent
You see me hobbobbin ' and drink rum and coke...
with all the hoi polo?
And out-negotiating them.
Oh, you are crazy Oh, Tracy, I haven't gone this house in years.
Then isn't it time for you to do it?
Oh, no, Tracy.
We will meet your father with him.
I don't want to look like this.
Why not?
I will do it after the next diet.
That's when I will do it.
Yes, just look, the neighbors haven't seen me since I was 10.
Don't make me do it, Tracy.
Ma, that changed out there.
You will like it.
Different people.
The time is coming
# Hey, Mama, hi, Mama, look around #
# Everyone groovin ' for new sounds #
# Hey, Mama, hi, Mama, follow me #
# I know there is something inside ya that you want to release #
# So, let's go, go, go from the past now #
# Say hello to love in your heart #
# Hey, Mama, hi, Mama, take a chance #
# Oh, Tracy, it's been years because someone asked me to dance #
# So, let's go, go, go from the past now #
# Greet the light in your eyes #
# Yes, I know that in the world is spinning fast now #
# But you have to run race to win prizes #
# Hey, Mama, welcome to the sixties #
# Oh-o-o-o-o #
# Oh, Mama, welcome to the sixties #
# Oh-o-o-o-o #
# Go, Mama, go, go, go #
# Yes yes yes #
# Welcome to rhythm from the new day #
# Take your old fears #
# And just throw them away #
# You have to add some and fresh colors' do #
# Because it's time for a star #
# Who looks like you #
Ohh.
Ah!
Oh!
I think we marked this.
What?
Ohh.
Thank you, Nadine.
There is my star that shines!
Nice to meet you!
I am Mr. Pinky.
Nice to meet you
Ha ha! Tracy, is this your sister?
Gosh.
Maybe he wants some free couture
Couture?
Now, if you will only enter here.
Flattery won't distract Agent Miss Turnblad...
His agent
Tracy, eat your donut.
Let's talk
Mm-hmm.
Alright, let's see here.
Alright. Now...
Mmm.
Uh-eh. Uh-eh. Not!
I want a non-exclusive contract.
Extensions with shared options.
And I want you to absorb my 15 percent commission
Not a dime more than 10!
Throw on a bustier?
Hmm.
54 d double
Triple E.
I hit mother lode!
# Yes yes yes #
Caring for Baby Ruth? I have one here.
# Oh-o-o-o-o #
# Oh, Mama, welcome to the sixties #
# Oh-o-o-o-o #
# Go, Mama, go, go, go #
# Don't cha don't let anyone try to steal your pleasure #
# Because a little touch lipstick never hurts anyone #
# The future has a million the way for you to choose #
# But you will walk a little higher in some high-heeled shoes #
# And once you find the style that makes you feel like you #
# Something fresh, something new #
# Step outside, listen to us screaming #
# Mama, that's your signal #
# Can be found # # # Step outside, listen to us screaming #
# Mama, that's your signal #
# Hey, Tracy, hey, honey, look at me #
# I'm the funniest girl you've ever seen #
# Hey, Tracy, hey, honey, look at us #
# Where is the team? it's half amazing #
# I let go, go away from the past now #
# Say hello to this ride on the red carpet #
# Yes, I know that in the world is spinning fast now #
# Notify Lollobrigida to step aside #
# Mama you welcome the sixties #
# Oh-o-o-o-o #
# Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baby #
# Oh-o-o-o-o #
# Go, Mama, go, go, go #
# Welcome to the sixties #
# Open the door for girls who have #
# He's a star, Tracy, gone, gone, gone #
# Hey, Mama, welcome to the sixties #
# Your mama, your mama in #
# Mama You see yourself and wonder where? " #
# Where have you been? #
# Your mama has been turned on, she's all aglow #
# Your mama, what is she holding back #
# Your mama must let go, go, go #
# Welcome to "six", to "O" #
# For apostrophes "s" hey-yay, baby, yeah #
# Oh-oooo #
# Oh yeah #
# Go, Mama, go, go, go #
# Oh-ooooo, oh-ooooo #
# Oh-o-o-o-o goes, goes, Mama, goes away, leaves! #
Mmm. Mmm.
Wait until Daddy sees you.
Seeing me
He never paid attention to what I was wearing.
In 20 years, he never even said to me, "good mother tongue" or nothing.
Now he will do it.
Maybe, if he goes who shop for 5 minutes.
I swear, I don't know what happened down there Good.
Mrs. Turnblad.
I know who his mother is you are everywhere
Very?
Hello, Amber
Hello, Tracy.
Ma, this is Amber and Mrs. von Tussle.
Mrs. von Tussle is the station manager.
Oh, station manager.
Oh! Oh, that's great-a You let him on the show.
Well, Tracy must have... redefined our standards. Ha ha!
That is certain.
new clothes?
Oh yeah.
Well, you will stop traffic.
Ha ha ha.
Nice to meet you. Tracy.
See you later, Tracy.
Ugh.
Ma, don't listen to a word he says!
I take this back.
Don't you dare - me. - Don't be brave
Don't you know why he hates us?
She's afraid I'll beat Amber for Miss Teenage Hairspray.
Very?
They cannot put Tracy specifically.
I won't have it
I mean, even though I have to teach him myself...
they can't hold my friend back
- You are a saint - Mm.
Oh, and that's not really true about him and the whole football team.
I mean, please.
Anyone can get grass stains all behind them.
Amber, stop it.
I'm sick — you did it.
Only because he's a good dancer.
Uh! Forgive me.
Do you think he can dance?
Well, maybe you prefer ask him as your partner You can be sponsored by Goodyear.
Excuse me. what goes back there
Tracy, that's terrible.
Mr. Flak doesn't have breasts.
What? No, I will never.
What... Oh.
Oh, and Mr. Larkin, maybe you want to share...
with the rest of Patrick Henry's class last words that are eternal "Kiss my ass"?
You don't need to do that, Link.
Hey, there's no prob.
# Because if you choose the fruit, girl, You are sure to find #
# The more black berries, sweet juice #
# I can say that is not so but, darlin ', what's the point? #
# The darker the chocolate, the richer it feels #
# And that's where it's located at #
# Now, honey, run and say that #
# Now run and say that #
# Hey, yeah! #
# I can't see why people don't agree #
# Every time I tell them what I know it's true, oh, no #
# And if you come #
# And see my world from #
# I'm sure your heart will feel it too, yeah #
# I can lie but, honey, let's dare #
# vanilla can be fun #
# But if honestly told #
# Blacker berry, sweet juice #
# I can say that is not so but, darlin ', what's the point? #
# The darker the chocolate, the richer it feels #
# And that's where it's located at #
# Oh, honey, honey, run and say that #
# Run and say that #
# Go run and say that #
# Run and say that #
# Come on and run and say that #
# Run and say that #
# Hey, run and tell #
# Go tell #
# Run and say that #
Link!
Link Larkin!
# Hey, yeah! #
# Yes yes yes, yes yes yes #
- what? - Hey!
What
# Whoo! #
Come here, kid.
This is my sister, Little Inez.
Oh, I know Tracy Turnblad.
Good for you, girl You appeared on the show.
# It's like a river and drifts to the sky, to the sky! #
# Hey, I can't see the reason it can't #
# A rather strange world where we all get our chance #
# Aw, yeah #
# Now it's time #
# So we can show it how to just play the music #
# And let's all dance, yeah, yeah #
# Because everything is the same when it comes to loving #
# Well, that's not entirely true Because when push comes to push #
# The more black berries, sweet juice #
# They say no, but, darlin ', what's the point? #
# The darker the chocolate, the richer it feels #
# And that's where it's located at #
# Now, baby, baby, honey, run and say that #
# Run and say that #
# Ah yes, honey # # Run and say that #
# Go run and say that #
# G-g-g-g-go home and run and say that #
# Yeah, yeah #
# Yes yes yes, yes yes yes #
# Whoo! #
- leave, honey - what?
That's terrible.
Mother, she's only dancing on that bus...
with the big white whale and the Negroes.
No, honey Reeling him back is the easiest thing in the world.
Remember, I controlled his career.
Ohh.
Now, don't worry.
Mother will take care of everything.
Are you all hungry? for some fun?
# Yeah #
# Bring the pecan cake #
# Pour a little sugar into it, sugar, don't be shy #
# My scoop is messy from the brown swirl #
# Don't be stingy, I'm a girl who grew up #
# I offer great love without apology #
# How can I reject the world most of me? #
# I am not afraid of to throw my weight around #
# Pound by pounds by pound #
# Because I'm big, blonde and beautiful #
# Facing reality, is just undeniable #
# No one wants to eat which only offers the least #
# When, son, we are servin ' whole fucking party #
Well, it looks like you take a step out of bounds.
Now, who are we here for?
Mom, I want you to meet my new friend.
This is Link. Tracy Turnblad.
This is just so afro-tastic!
And this young woman is here...
is Penny Pingleton
I am very happy and afraid to be here
Oh, now, honey We have more reasons fear in your way Now, put the note.
You will scratch it.
Can't you take care of your little girl...
Should we dance?
Come on.
My name is Mike.
Mike?
Yes, Mike.
Who is Mike?
This is Mike.
Anyway, ahem...
I call because I have some information...
about your daughter's whereabouts
- What? - Right now, when we talk...
your daughter has entered moral den...
tusam oil.
# Babies don't sleep #
# Babies don't eat #
# Baby is like boink-boink #
Link, won't you get it in a terrible problem for this?
I didn't mean to tell my father.
No, I mean in trouble With other people.
Hmm. Maybe.
Maybe it's very valuable.
# We need people who bring men-sized appetites #
# We will use a pinch of sugar and dash-a seasoning #
# I will let you lick the spoon because it tastes so good #
# We keep it in the oven until it's nice and hot #
# Keep stirring 'until it touches point #
# Because I'm big, blonde and beautiful #
Nothing about us is not suitable #
# Why sit on a bench shame and fear #
# When, Edna, do you see like the whole parade? #
They say it's white is possible and thin is in #
# Well, that's just bull #
# Because, big, lady is back #
# And for black, beautiful #
# All shapes and sizes follow me #
# Who wants a branch when? You can climb a whole tree #
# Yeah, yeah #
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah #
Groovy, honey Groovy.
Hello?
Hello ?!
- Graah! - Oh, my God!
Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ah! I found out.
Ha ha ha!
Welcome, mmm, to Hardy-Har Hut.
If we can't smile on your face, Your skin is too tight.
- Oh! - Bop, bop
- Oh. - I have something for you Yes.
Only in
You will like it.
Huh?
Oh.
Cigarette?
Ha ha ha.
Tempting but, uh... no thanks.
- Ha ha ha! - Oh.
Okay, eh.
What can I do for you?
Something for the mister?
Unfortunately, there is currently no mystery.
Beautiful women like you My husband...
... accidentally suffocated.
You need friends I did I need a friend.
And the way to a man's heart is through his funny bones.
Now it's a breakwater for you.
Oh, Miss Maybelle, You throw a beautiful party.
But what are you celebratin '?
Well, this is kind of an ending.
But it's worth going out with bang.
What ends
Negro Day
What?
Alright. Time you know
Velma von Tussle just told me we have shown the last one.
No.
Yes, it seems that our little event is a nice little placeholder...
- But it's time to get some rankings. - aww!
I don't want to tell you in front.
I just want to have fun tonight.
But I practice so hard.
Now I will never get the chance to appear at the event.
Oh, you will look, honey I promise.
You can't have your own program?
Okay, you will dance with us.
Hmm. Honey.
Have you done a lot of history?
Yes always.
Traces, black and white never dance on TV together.
Well, if we can't dance...
Maybe we should just line up.
Ooh, it will produce some big mice.
Better time slots too.
Mm-hmm.
As on the 11:00 news.
Ahh!
What are you saying
Should we give this good woman...
all the ranks he deserves?
- yes! - yes!
Hey, hey!
Now, it's school night...
and I think we should call it night.
Tell you what. We met at church Friday, 4:00...
and we will line up at WYZT.
- yes! - yes!
Yes!
Tracy, you can't protest, honey.
I mean, these are beautiful people...
But if you protest, you will be on the list.
You will be in the file.
J. Edgar Hoover will remain Wiretappin '...
Your body is cold and dies in the grave.
Oh, mother.
Link, we go with them, right?
Walk with me.
You want your Belgian chocolate animal dung
Dot dot This shop is for you - Oh! What a treasure. - Hah?
Come here, baby
Don't be sad
We will make it happen, okay?
I can go
Now, come on, now.
I can't worry about you out there.
Traces...
I have been smilin 'and dancin' on this program for 3 years.
Mrs. von Tussle just promised...
I can sing in the Miss Hairspray contest.
He-he invited an agent.
That's my shot, Trace.
I can't harm it.
But that's true.
I'm sorry, Trace.
I just thought of this adventure...
a little...
is too big for me God. No, no, no. That's not what I am
I understand, link That's your shot No, Trace, that's not what I-
It's okay.
Oh, honey.
I have to go.
Give him time.
He will know he's crazy about you.
You have to say that, You are my mother I know a little something about men.
And, my personal favorite, x-ray specifications
You can see through anything.
Skin, clothes, just mention it.
Now, bring your father And he is always downstairs in the shop workers are late.
Do I consider it personal? Not.
Men always prioritize their careers.
Remember that.
GOOD.
I'm really tired, I'm going to sleep.
Alright, honey.
Night.
- I love you. - I love you too.
I think I'm going to sleep too.
Oh, I'm very tired.
You don't need them...
to see what's behind this clothes.
There are products that really work...
Because this is fake as a three dollar bill.
Amazing!
I can do fan dance with lettuce leaves...
and you will still be really stupid.
Gathering.
Yes, stupid.
I failed to find geometry.
Yeah, well-and biology too, no doubt!
Yes.
Wait! How about this?
Their lips, those eyes are #
# Food is #
# Well, nothing like spread #
# To get yes in mood #
# Wilbur, can't feel it burn the fire of hot desire #
# You need more than a few seltzers #
# To extinguish this fire #
# I wailin ': "look out, old Balti- #
#" - more "I select' something '#
What are you talking about?
I think I've bubble or something.
Thinking that justice will just happen.
This is not.
I think people like me will have to wake up...
from their father's lap and go out there and fight for it
Ahh. Your mother and me...
But you... get to Schenectady.
So, if there is something you need to stand up for...
Don't listen to old dogs like us.
We need to learn some new tricks...
from you.
You need mom He changed the key.
Oh.
Good night, Father.
Ah, wow.
Come on, honey.
Honey, take me 5 years...
to find out you're teasing.
How can I?
Well, he is very glamorous.
Edna.
He just makes me feel old.
Nonsense.
Dolls!
You are swift as slinky
I'm not talking to you.
# Styles remain a-changin ', world reset' #
# But, Edna, you are eternal to me #
Shorter hemlines, beer costs a quarter #
# But time can't take what comes free #
# You like old cheese that smells, honey #
# Only gettin 'riper with age #
# You are like a fatal disease, baby #
What?
# But there is no cure, so let this fever get angry #
# Some people can't stand it, say time is bandits #
# But I take the opposite view #
# Because when I need an elevator #
# Time to bring gifts #
# Another day with you #
# Twist or waltz #
# It's all the same as schmaltz #
# With only changes in view #
# You will never be an old hat #
# That is #
# You are eternal for me #
# Fads keep a-fadin '#
# Castro invadin '#
# But, Wilbur, you are eternal to me #
# Hairdos is higher #
# I feel like barbed wire #
# But you say I'm beautiful like #
# You are like rare vintage ripples #
Thank you.
# A vintage they will never forget #
# So pour me a tiny little triple #
Anytime
# And we can toast the fact we are not dead #
What?
# I can't stop eating #
# Your hairline is receding #
Hey.
# And so on You have absolutely nothing #
Never.
# So you will wear a wig #
# While I roast pork #
# Hey! Pass it Geritol #
I like pork
# Glenn Miller has a brass #
# That Chubby Checker is gas #
# But they all finally passed #
# You will never graduate, hip-hoor #
# You are eternal for me #
Heh heh!
Grrr!
# You are like a broken Chevy #
# What I need is new paint from paint #
# And, Edna, I managed to catch me goin 'hot and heavy #
# You are fat and old #
- What? - # But, honey, it's boring you're not #
# Some people don't get it #
# But we never fret #
# Because we know that time is our friend #
# Yes, this is clearly visible #
# That you are stuck with me #
# Until the bitter end #
# And we have a child who blew the lid #
# Off Turnblad family tree #
# You will always arrive at place #
# Great opportunity #
# You are eternal for me #
# You will always be du jour, mon amour #
# You are eternal for me #
# You will always be the first string #
# Ring-a-ding-ding #
# You are eternal for me #
# You are eternal #
# for me #
Oh, Wilbur.
Tracy.
Wake up, honey Wake up. Everything is good again.
Wilbur! Wilbur!
Uhh!
Seaweed, please help the signs come out
Give him one.
Hey, Jackie, we are here.
Ah, you Good, Gertrude.
Come on, yeah. Here it is.
Tracy!
You will pay a high price.
I know.
You will never dance on TV again.
If I can't dance with Seaweed and Little Inez...
then I don't want to dance on TV at all.
# There is a light #
# Even though night is black like my skin #
# There is a bright light #
# But I know where I am #
# There is a shout #
# in the distance #
# That is the sound that comes from inside #
# Hey, yeah #
# There is someone crying why why #
# I pray the answer in front #
# Because I know where I am #
# There is a path #
# We have traveled #
# Lost so much #
# On the way #
# But a lot of wealth will be #
# There is a dream #
- # In the future # - # Ooh-ooh #
# There is a struggle #
# That we haven't won #
# And there's pride in my heart #
# Because I know where I go #
# Yes, I do #
# And I know where I am #
# Yeah #
# There is a path #
# We have to travel #
# There is an appointment #
# We must make #
# That we have to make #
# But wealth #
# Oh, but it's rich #
# Will be a lot #
# His wealth will be a lot, yes #
# Worth the risk #
# And the possibilities that we take #
# And it's possible we took #
# There is a dream #
# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, in the future #
# There is a struggle #
# Struggle #
# That we haven't won #
# We haven't won #
# Use that pride #
# Pride #
# In our hearts #
# To lift us up #
# Raise us #
# See you tomorrow #
# Oooh #
# Because only to sit will still be a sin #
# I know that, I know that, I know where I go #
# God knows I know #
# Where have I been #
# Oh, when we win #
# Yes, I will thank my God #
# Because I know where I am #
# Yes yes yes #
Oh, yes, amen!
Amen, amen!
That's right.
Tracy, baby, don't know what you're doing
Yes, I did, Ma.
Hello, Miss Maybelle.
Well, good night, Miss Edna.
Good - You joined us.
He has a good turnout.
Now I really think they don't need you anymore You go home with me.
Oh.
No, we didn't send a camera crew.
They protested our own station, indecent.
Why does Channel Five exist?
Well, of course they are all Negroes.
And why?
Ahh! Ohh.
I know who will.
Oh, I know exactly who will be.
2, 4, 6, 8!
TV must be integrated!
2, 4, 6, 8! TV must be integrated!
2, 4, 6, 8!
Oh, God, no!
- No! - Ma, come on
The voice doesn't work.
Oh, I can't be seen on television in the current weight.
- No! - What am I ?!
Attacked?!
Enough! Hey!
All right, boy.
Let's take the whole.
- No! - Run away, Tracy! Running!
2, 4, 6, 8! TV must be integrated!
And our camera too caught Tracy Turnblad...
Teenage TV personality and crazy people.
Miss Turnblad is brutal attacking a sergeant...
with blunt instruments before escaping from the scene...
you see? Do you see?
If I let you leave home...
now you will be jailed fight prostitutes for cigarettes
That's Tracy Turnblad always is a bad influence
Well, you will never see it whore beehived again
Okay, mom Excuse me.
Mon penny?
Pray for him.
He will need it.
Tracy! Tracy!
He is not here, I have already said.
if the police are looking for him...
this is the first place they will come.
Does this have to make you successful, Wilbur.
I'm sorry.
I'm not
You are not?
I'm proud of you.
you are?
Dear, someone must do something.
Of course, we might eat peanuts for the next 10 years.
Bail for 20's kind of expensive.
Do you pay everyone out?
Yes angry with me?
I'm sorry.
Hon, it feels like the right thing.
Oh, Wilbur, that's the right thing.
Knights in armor Don't come anything that is more radiant than you But where is our little girl?
Are you okay, Trace?
Oh, you don't know.
Come on.
Thank you very much.
You are a great friend.
Thank you.
Penny, the police are looking for me everywhere.
You can go to jail for helping me.
Tracy, I'm already in jail. Come on.
Oh no.
- What? - Your hair is deflated
Oh, just leave it.
That's just a symbol my compatibility with that guy
You are very tough So what do you think?
Maybe you can stay here.
I don't even know why we have this room here...
But there is food, water...
You wait until your father out of prison You will see more than just jumping rope, missy!
Massive hunting is ongoing for Miss Turnblad...
who gave birth to sergeants and Korean war veterans decorated...
Mike Morris with a crowbar, destroys his jaw...
That is a lie.
They talked about our baby, Wilbur.
They know the purpose.
Sergeant Morris is in a critical condition.
This is when Midol.
Wilbur, that-- Oh! Maybe it's him. Oh, there he is.
Is that you, Tracy?
Oh, Link. I thought you would be Tracy.
Uh, no L-I just got home, uh...
practicing my new twist in a twist...
and I heard him hear the news.
I can't believe Tracy is really bludgeoned an Eagle Scout.
It's not like him.
Well, that's not true, I was there.
He doesn't even bleed.
I should be there
next to it
I can't sleep, I can't eat.
You can't eat Now, come in and worry about us.
I'll make you pork.
Penny Lou Pingleton, you really...
positive, permanently punished.
You will go on a salty and tang diet...
and you will never go this room again
Satan's son Son of Satan
Seaweed. Shhh, don't let him hear you.
Penny, what happened to you?
He punished me for saving fugitives...
without permission What are you doing?
I'm here to save fair girl, baby Oh, Seaweed, you care.
I'm afraid of color our skin will separate us.
No. This knot is possible.
W- Is your mother in the navy?
Once I was stupid who never understood #
# Never look inside me #
# Even though it's outside, I look good #
# Then we meet and you make me the man I am today #
# Tracy, I'm in love with you, no matter what you weigh #
# 'Because without love #
# Life is like a season without summer #
# without love #
# Life is rock 'n' roll without drummer #
# Tracy, I'll be yours forever #
# Because I don't want to be #
# without love #
# Tracy, never released me #
# No, I'm not lyin '#
# Tracy, no, no, no #
# Livin 'in the ghetto, black is everywhere, go #
# Who thinks I will love a girl #
Whose skin is white like winter snow? #
# in my ivory tower #
# Life is just a snack hostess #
# But now I'm tasting chocolate #
# And I will never return #
# 'Because without love #
# Life is like rhythm that you can't follow #
# without love #
# Life is Doris Day in Apollo #
# dear, I'll be yours forever #
# Because I don't want to be #
# without love #
# So, honey, don't ever free me, no #
# I'm yours forever, never frees me #
# No no No #
# If I am left without my baby doll #
# I don't know what I will do #
# Link, I have to exit #
# So I can handle you #
# Girl, if I can't touch you, then I will lose control #
# Seaweed, you My black white knight #
# I have found my blue-eyed soul #
# Sweet freedom is our goal #
# Trace, I want to kiss you! #
# Let me get out on the next toll! #
# without love #
# Life is like a prom that won't invite us #
# without love #
# It's like getting my big pause and laryngitis #
# without love #
# Life is 45 when you can't buy it #
# without love #
# Life is like my mother on diet #
# Like a week that is only Monday #
# Only ice cream, never sundae #
# Like a circle without center #
# Like a door marked "don't enter" #
# dear, I'll be yours forever #
# Because I don't want to be #
# without love #
# Yes, now you have caught me #
# without love #
# I give up happily #
# without love #
# Oh, Seaweed, don't ever free me #
# No no No #
# I'm not lyin '#
# Don't let me be free #
# No no No #
# No, I don't want to live without #
# Love love love #
# Pretty little Penny #
# dear, you trust me the most #
# Never leave me without love #
Link.
Your pork is ready
Uh, Mama, I-
Are you trying to hide it here?
Uh.
Why didn't you think that before?
Everything he did for us.
Where is your manners, son?
Ow! Well, I don't know.
And what about this one?
Seaweed has a girlfriend.
Inez, shut up.
- You. - Oh.
So this is love.
Now, love is giving.
Lotta people don't remember that.
So you two strengthen yourself...
for all the ugly comin 'lotta on you...
from a parade that never ends stupid.
So you met my mother?
Hello?
- Mother? - Tracy, are you okay?
- Yes, I'm safe - God.
- Mom, listen. - where are you
- I need your help. - What?
Tomorrow the Miss Teenage contest hairspray
Tracy, you-
I want you to go down to the station.
Alright, Tracy-
- Nice dress - What?
Penny will meet you in front.
Now, let me talk to Daddy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Turn your face like this.
Another way. Go away.
Everyone, please take your seat
Miss Teenage Hairspray contest will start soon
Oh, you came on a very nice day.
This is our first live show.
Oh! Bye Bye, Birdie.
Oh, my Amber is perfect for that.
She's a beautiful blonde. Ha ha!
And we live in 5, 4, 3...
And now, live broadcast in front of a live studio audience...
for the first time from certification...
WYZT studio is up-to-code...
This is Corny Collins Miss Hairspray spectacular.
- She's Corny. - He is Corny.
Brought to you with the Ultra Clutch hair dryer.
# What gives girls strength and blows #
# Is that a charm, is it quiet #
# No, this is hairspray #
# What is a girl asking for lunch #
# What is the brain, is it a dough No, it's hairspray #
# If you ride with it can't be on your side... #
"Let us make our father drink wine, and let us lie with him. "
# You can take off in rocket #
# And in each space hair will be in place... #
Link, the agent is here. Look.
# Why take the chance when you get up and dance? #
# If you rotate, I insist #
# You use hairspray and tell your mother... #
Maybe they will sign us together.
# His head must be strangled #
# With Ultra Clutch faithfully #
OK?
There are no signs of him. We are at every door. He is not inside.
Doesn't mean he won't try.
Velma, I really doubt that this girl will take a risk...
detention to win a contest
# That's me! #
I risk infectious diseases.
He will definitely risk jail.
# Better than hairspray #
# That's me #
# Ahh, ahh, ahh, ah, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh #
# Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh #
# What makes a man reach out and touch? #
# Ultra Clutch #
# So if you are a red hair, blonde, or brunette #
What
# Take my advice only and you might only get #
# The only thing that is better from hairspray #
# That's me #
Ah!
# He is Corny Collins #
# The only thing that is better from hairspray #
- # hairspray # - Wow!
# That's me #
Hey, honey, you look like You can use a rigid one.
# Whoo-ooo #
And we go out.
Link, you sprayed it right on my face!
What will I tell about that?
Stop! You guys.
Uh, powder
And we are back.
5, 4.
Here?
3.
And now for talent part of our competition...
Our board...
at their Miss Teenage Hairspray official dance-off
Uh!
First, we have fun pride of Highlandtown, Darla.
Miss Teenage Hairspray
Your voice is for
This little girl can be in power...
all major city centers of Baltimore...
Who did you choose? Lou Ann?
very good, thank you.
Alright.
Confirmed sightings
What?
You are three: outside, now.
We can't exit th-
No no. Nothing Exit out!
Outside! Exit, exit, exit, exit!
Whatever you say, Mrs. von Tussle.
What
Ah, he's too cute, isn't he?
Hold it there, Tracy.
Looking for someone?
Alright, ladies and gentlemen.
- Ha. - What is it?
That is a distraction.
Oh, please, these people are not able to make a distraction.
This is beyond their mental capacity.
I will not be so sure, Velma.
God.
What if he's already in the building?
What if he's been here for hours...
and you have locked yourself?
What?
- check the door! - Let's go!
Locked!
They are all locked!
And now fast girls who like to slow down dance...
Our Shelley is smooth and beautiful.
Ohh!
Keep going. Keep going. There he is.
Come on.
Put your back in it, man.
Put your back into it this time.
Come on, one more time. Once again.
Come on, let's go.
This is our little dynamic duo from Conkling Street.
Double your pleasure with Noreen and Doreen.
What's with you
I mean, how difficult is it to defeat the door?
The formula for hairspray predictions is heavy.
Heavy?
How can they be heavy, they...
hollow.
Move it
Come on let's go Let's go.
And of course...
we are three times Champion of Miss Hairspray...
Amber is always charming.
God.
You brought it in
Leave!
Ow!
Locked.
Open!
Let's give the last round of applause...
for our Miss Teenage Contestant hairspray
Hey.
Okay, alright.
We are very close to the announcement...
Miss Teenage Hairspray is new.
Look at the board.
This nail really turns into.
Ladies and gentlemen, final count.
This is...
liability...
to announce that Amber von Tussle...
Is about to be out-dancing.
Tracy Turnblad!
What !?
# You can't stop the avalanche #
# When racing down the hill #
# You can try stopping the season, girl #
# But 'cha knows you will never #
# And you can try to stop my dancin feet #
# But I can't take it anymore #
# Because the world continues spinnin 'round and round #
# And when my heart stays with the speed of sound #
# I got lost until I heard drum #
- # Then I found the way # - No.
- # Because you can't stop the beat # - Link!
# Since the old world started #
# A woman knows if she shakes it #
# He can shake a man #
# And so I will shake and shimmy it #
This throne is mine!
# The best I can today #
# Because you can't stop #
Aah! Let me go down!
# Ocean movements or sun in sky #
# You can wonder if you want to but I never asked why #
# And if you try to hold me back #
# And if they try to stop us, Seaweed #
# We will call N-double-A-C-P #
# Because the world continues spinnin 'round and round #
# And when my heart stays with the speed of sound #
# I got lost until I heard drum #
# Then I found the path #
# Since we first saw lights #
# A man and woman like to shake it #
# On Saturday night #
# And so I will shake and shimmy it #
# Today #
# Because you can't stop ocean motion #
# or rain from above #
# They can try to stop heaven #
Hello ?! Hello ?!
# We dream of ' but you can't stop #
# Two hearts rhythm in love #
# To stay #
# Because you can't stop beat #
Aah! Aah!
Ahh!
Amen.
I am now a checkerboard chicks.
Cent dollars!
Aah!
Mama.
Ow.
Direct television: Nothing like that.
Cent dollars!
And now, this is the time You have all craved.
As you know, we have maintained an open line to the last minute
And the line already exists burn us our switchboard.
Never in the history of this contest...
there has been a kind of final wave of voting.
Baltimore, you have chosen a winner.
And Miss Hairspray is just now...
- Inez Stubbs! - What?!
Inez, you succeeded! You did it
How about that?
Yes!
Come here, Little Inez.
Go, honey Oh! Inez!
God!
Ohh!
That's my baby!
That's my baby girl!
But... he...
he's not even a candidate.
He just got a tidal wave call, velma
But this is not true. This is not possible
Now, anyone who dances for that meets the requirements
Rule 30, paragraph 5, asterisk, down at the bottom GOOD.
Now, this also makes you the main dancer at The Corny Collins Show.
Women and men, Corny Collins shows...
now and forever officially integrated!
Oh, oh! Oh!
Alright. Yes.
Inter-racial dance has broken out on the WYZT stage.
Just look at the reactions of many people.
Back to you, Steve.
# I got lost until I heard drum #
# Then I found the path #
# Because you can't stop beat #
Amber, stop it!
I'm lost, ma'am. Let's face it.
No, you don't lose.
You can't disappear...
because I changed the pesky numbers.
Smile, Miss Crab.
You are on Candid Camera.
That's a good shot, isn't that right?
Not bad.
Ha ha ha! What are you doing?
Get it from me!
Go to commercial!
Leave!
velma!
Pack your table.
You have polluted the name Ultra Clutch.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
How can you contaminate cancer? Can chemicals?
You are fired!
I can't be fired.
Oh yeah?
Last chance to join dance, people.
Everyone welcome
Wilbur.
Do it now, or hopefully what you want.
Very?
Show them, baby Nobody can dance like you.
# You can't stop my happiness #
# Because I like me #
# And you can't stop knife and fork #
# When I see ham Christmas #
# So if you don't like the way I see #
# Well, I just don't care #
# Because the world keeps spinnin ' circling #
# And when my heart stays with the speed of sound #
# I got lost until I heard drum #
# Then I found the path #
# Because you can't stop beat #
# Since the old world started #
# A woman knows if she shakes it #
# He can shake a man #
# And I will shake and shimmy it #
# The best I can today #
# Because you can't stop #
# Ocean movements or sun in sky #
# You can wonder if you want to but I will never ask why #
# And if you try to hold me back #
# I will spit in your eyes #
# And say #
# That you can't stop beat #
Whoa!
Oh! I love you!
You're great
Corny, do something The show turned to gumbo.
Not a coincidence, velma.
This is the future.
Maybelle, let's go
This is your time
Yes.
All right, Miss Buttercup.
It's time to wrap this Mutha.
# Oh, oh, oh #
- # You can't stop today # - No!
# When speeding on track #
# Ooh, kid, yes #
# Child, yesterday was history #
Go
# And it's never comin 'back #
# Look forward! #
# Because tomorrow is a new day #
# And don't know white from black #
Yes!
# Because the world continues spinnin 'round and round #
# And my heart is keepin ' time for speed of sound #
# I got lost until I heard drum #
# Then I found the path #
# Because you can't stop beat #
# Since we first saw lights #
# A man and woman like to shake it #
# On Saturday night #
# And so I will shake and shimmy it #
# With all my strength #
# Today #
# Because you can't stop ocean motion #
# or rain from above #
# They can try to stop heaven #
# We dream of 'from #
# But you can't stop #
# Two hearts rhythm in love #
# To stay #
# Because you can't stop beat #
# Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa #
# Since I first saw the sun #
# A man and woman like to shake it when the day is finished #
# And so we will shake and shimmy #
# And have fun today #
# Because you can't stop #
# Ocean movements or rain from above #
# They can try to stop it heaven we dream of 'from #
# But you will never stop rhythm #
# Of two hearts who like to live #
# Because you can't stop beat #
# You can't stop beat #
# Ooh, ooh #
# Hey, old friend, let's look again at #
# In the crazy clothes we wear #
# Isn't it nice to look back #
# To see everything is finished before #
# All nights with #
# Is special memory #
# And I can't wait for tomorrow #
# As long as you dancin 'beside me #
# Because it's very clear, every year #
# We become stronger #
# Stronger #
# Because what is missing is lost, past is past #
# Turn off the radio #
# And then press gas #
# Because I know we've come this far #
# But we have gone so far to go #
# I know the path seems long #
# But it won't take long until it's time to go #
# And a few nights, we'll take it slow #
# I know we've come this far #
# But, baby, honey, we have gone so far to go #
# Oh yeah #
# Baby #
# Uh, uh, uh, uh #
# Hey, old friend, come on together for trip #
# There are lots of rooms so jump in #
The highway is bumpy every now and then #
# But it's much better from where I've #
# Keep moving at your own pace #
# Your heart is all compasses You will need #
# Let's keep the cruises' our way in #
# Because the rearview mirror only shows what is #
# Go go #
# Yes yes yes #
# So far to go #
# Ohh # # Yeah #
# Ohh #
# Because it's very clear, every year #
# We become stronger #
# Stronger #
# So turn on the light #
# Hold my hand #
# And let's dance to the promised land #
# Because I know we've come this far #
# But we've gone so far to go #
# I know the path seems long #
# But it won't take long until it's time to go #
# So, almost every day, we will receive it quickly #
# But a few nights, we will take it slow #
# I know we've come this far #
# But, baby, honey, we have gone so far to go #
# Oh, oh, oh, oh #
# Yeah, yeah #
# Welcome to the sixties #
Stop!
# Stop telling me what to do #
Don't!
# Don't treat me like a child two #
No!
# I know that you want the best #
Please!
# But, Mother, please #
# Take a break! #
# Stop! Don't! Not! Please! #
# Mama, I'm a big girl now #
# At one time when I was little #
# You never let me do it what older kids do #
# But losing the laundry list from what you won't allow #
# Because, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
# At one time I played with children's toys #
# But now I'm like Gidget and I have to go to Rome! #
# So say, arrivederci! #
# Toodle-loo! #
# and ciao! #
# Because, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
# Ohh, stop! Don't! Not! Please! #
# Stop! Don't! Not! Please! #
# Mama, I'm a big girl now #
# Hey, Mama, say, Mama #
# At one time I was a shy young thing #
# Almost unable to walk and talk So dancing and singing #
# But let me hit the stage, I want to take the bow #
# Because, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
# Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh #
# At one time I used to dress up Ken #
# But now I'm a woman, I like bigger men #
And I don't need a Barbie doll to show how #
# Because, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
# Ooh, ooh, ah #
# Ma, you always teach me what's right from wrong #
# And now I just want to try it #
# Mama, I've been nesting for too long #
# So please give encouragement and, Mama, look at me flying #
# Watch me fly #
Show off.
# One day I'll meet a man you won't prevent #
# And we will have several children and you can torture them #
# But let me be a star before I take the oath #
# Because, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
# Whoa-oh-oh #
# Mama, I'm a big girl now #
# Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! #
# Mama, I'm a big girl #
Ooh, that big and big girl!
# I'm a big girl now #
# Whoa-oh-oh, whoaaaa! #
# Please, Mama, I'm a big girl now #
They come from the road away in space #
# He is hard to miss and so they land on his face #
# He has cooties! #
# They have found a place to nest #
# He has cooties #
# Cooties #
# If I am him, I will be depressed #
# Long tail, sharp nailed #
# Legs that run away, lay eggs #
# Oh, no, ew! #
# In science class he likes it a walk-and-send program #
# Sombong pet run Because it can not take smell #
# He has cooties #
# No one wants to sit next to him #
No, you don't need a coat Because he has fur! #
# Circles, circles, points, points, points #
# Glad I got my cootie shot! #
# Come on, boy, let's stamp them out! #
# Uh-uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh-uh #
# Cootie, cootie #
# Come on, boy #
# Cootie, cootie #
# Uh-uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh-uh #
# Cootie, cootie #
# Come on, boy #
# Whoa, no, no, no #
# He has cooties #
# He is as friendly as #
# He has cooties #
# He showed them the hospitality of cootie #
# He has cooties #
# He is like the Twilight Zone that lives #
# He has cooties #
# Can you get Rod Serling on the phone? #
# Black, white, red, green #
# Every color is between #
# Dress like a circus clown #
# Someone has to water it #
# Raised in a cootie zoo #
# I bet two tons Mama also has them! #
# He-he-he came! #
# He has cooties #
# Someone has to water it #
# He has cooties #
# Oh yeah #
# He has cooties #
# Someone has to water it #
# He has cooties #
# Yeah, yeah #
# He has cooties #
# He is as friendly as #
# He has cooties #
# He shows them the hospitality of cootie #
# He has cooties #
# Girly is sure to catch your eyes #
# He has cooties #
# He definitely likes let the flag strangely fly #
# Come on, boy #
# Let's clock #
# Let's listen to Mama #
# Come on, boy, let's get stuck #
# Let's listen to Mama #
# Come on, boy, let's get stuck #
# Let's listen to Mama #
# Black, white, red, green #
# Every color between #
# Dress like a circus clown #
# Someone has to water it #
# Raised in a cootie zoo #
I bet two tons of their Mama too!