1 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 2 00:01:35,595 --> 00:01:37,028 # Oh, oh, oh # 3 00:01:37,097 --> 00:01:38,792 # Wake up today # 4 00:01:38,832 --> 00:01:40,265 # Feel the way # 5 00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:42,461 # I always do # 6 00:01:42,502 --> 00:01:44,197 # Oh, oh, oh # 7 00:01:44,237 --> 00:01:47,536 # Hungry for something that I can't eat # 8 00:01:47,574 --> 00:01:49,337 # Then I heard that beat # 9 00:01:49,375 --> 00:01:53,106 The city's rhythm starts calling me down # 10 00:01:53,146 --> 00:01:57,139 # This is like a message from high above # 11 00:01:57,183 --> 00:01:58,616 # Oh, oh, oh # 12 00:01:58,651 --> 00:02:02,985 # Attract me to smile and walk the ones I love # 13 00:02:03,022 --> 00:02:06,150 - Good morning, Baltimore! - # Good morning, Baltimore # 14 00:02:06,192 --> 00:02:09,457 # Every day like an open door # 15 00:02:09,496 --> 00:02:13,159 # Every night is fantasy # 16 00:02:13,199 --> 00:02:17,135 # Any sounds like symphony # 17 00:02:17,170 --> 00:02:20,833 # Good morning, Baltimore # 18 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:24,037 # And someday I bring it to the floor # 19 00:02:24,077 --> 00:02:27,706 # The world will wake up and see # 20 00:02:27,747 --> 00:02:31,183 # Baltimore and me # 21 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:41,891 # Oh, oh, oh # 22 00:02:41,928 --> 00:02:43,555 # Look at my hair # 23 00:02:43,596 --> 00:02:47,657 # What can be compared with me today # 24 00:02:47,700 --> 00:02:49,099 # Oh, oh, oh # 25 00:02:49,135 --> 00:02:52,536 # I have hairspray and radio # 26 00:02:52,572 --> 00:02:54,335 # I am ready to go # 27 00:02:54,374 --> 00:02:56,308 # Mice on path # 28 00:02:56,342 --> 00:02:57,969 # All dance around my feet # 29 00:02:58,011 --> 00:03:02,141 # They seem to say: "Tracy, it's up to you" # 30 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:04,844 # So oh, oh, don't hold me back # 31 00:03:04,884 --> 00:03:07,785 # Because all today my dream will come true # 32 00:03:07,820 --> 00:03:11,187 # Good morning, Baltimore # 33 00:03:11,224 --> 00:03:14,751 # There is a flasher who lives next to # 34 00:03:14,794 --> 00:03:18,161 # There's a bum in the barroom bench # 35 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:22,362 # They wish me luck on the way to school # 36 00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:25,371 # Good morning, Baltimore # 37 00:03:25,405 --> 00:03:28,533 # And someday I bring it to the floor # 38 00:03:28,575 --> 00:03:32,705 # The world will wake up and see # 39 00:03:32,745 --> 00:03:35,339 # Baltimore and me # 40 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,575 # I know every step # 41 00:03:39,619 --> 00:03:41,314 # I know every song # 42 00:03:41,354 --> 00:03:45,347 # I know there is a place where I am # 43 00:03:45,391 --> 00:03:48,417 # I saw all the party lights shining in front of # 44 00:03:48,461 --> 00:03:52,591 # So someone invited me before I died # 45 00:03:52,632 --> 00:03:54,623 # Before he dies # 46 00:03:54,667 --> 00:03:57,636 # So oh, oh, give me a chance # 47 00:03:57,670 --> 00:04:01,663 # Because when I started to dance I was a movie star # 48 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:03,175 # Oh, oh, oh # 49 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:06,440 # Something in from me makes me move # 50 00:04:06,479 --> 00:04:08,413 # When I hear the groove # 51 00:04:08,448 --> 00:04:10,211 # Ma I said no. 52 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:12,150 # But my feet tell me "go away" # 53 00:04:12,185 --> 00:04:16,451 # It's like a drummer in my heart # 54 00:04:21,828 --> 00:04:24,422 # So oh, oh, don't make me wait # 55 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:32,564 # One more time for my life to start # 56 00:04:32,605 --> 00:04:36,166 # I love you, Baltimore # 57 00:04:36,209 --> 00:04:39,701 # Every day like an open door # 58 00:04:39,746 --> 00:04:43,147 # Every night is fantasy # 59 00:04:43,182 --> 00:04:46,913 # Any sounds like symphony # 60 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:50,320 # And I promise, Baltimore # 61 00:04:50,356 --> 00:04:53,484 # One day when I go down to floor # 62 00:04:53,526 --> 00:04:57,860 # The world will wake up and see # 63 00:04:57,897 --> 00:05:01,424 # Will wake up and see # 64 00:05:01,467 --> 00:05:03,628 # Baltimore and me # 65 00:05:03,670 --> 00:05:05,137 # Yes, more or less, we all agree # 66 00:05:05,171 --> 00:05:07,105 # Baltimore and me # 67 00:05:07,140 --> 00:05:08,732 # One day the world will see # 68 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:17,240 # Baltimore and me # 69 00:05:22,388 --> 00:05:26,085 Mount Everest is the most famous, but not the highest... 70 00:05:26,125 --> 00:05:28,355 geographical point on this earth. 71 00:05:28,394 --> 00:05:30,885 Now, who can tell me what that is? 72 00:05:30,930 --> 00:05:33,125 Um, excuse me, Miss Whimsy? 73 00:05:33,166 --> 00:05:34,531 I can't see the blackboard anymore. 74 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:37,866 Tracy Turnblad. 75 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:39,371 If I have to write you... 76 00:05:39,405 --> 00:05:42,431 for inappropriate hair heights again... 77 00:05:42,475 --> 00:05:44,443 You will be transferred to detention. 78 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:46,877 Miss Wimsey, what should I do? 79 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:50,041 Hair can't just hang there like an inanimate object on your cheek 80 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:53,678 I mean, well... Uh-you know what I mean. 81 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:56,154 I am... ahh 82 00:05:56,189 --> 00:06:01,252 As I said, not Mount Everest. 83 00:06:01,294 --> 00:06:04,058 Now, next week we will talk... 84 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:07,032 about earthquakes and volcanoes. 85 00:06:07,066 --> 00:06:09,193 And as interesting as that might sound... 86 00:06:09,235 --> 00:06:13,331 we have to look back 60 million years. 87 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:14,840 Now, if you change your page... 88 00:06:14,874 --> 00:06:16,865 we will start with the Ring of Fire. 89 00:06:16,909 --> 00:06:18,877 I want you to reflect on the cause... 90 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:21,243 separation of the two components. 91 00:06:34,761 --> 00:06:36,752 Penny, let's go fast! 92 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,528 Get out of my way 93 00:06:40,633 --> 00:06:41,861 Push! We are late. 94 00:06:51,944 --> 00:06:53,241 Ahh! 95 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:56,738 - One minute airs. - WELL. 96 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:04,419 40 to go! 97 00:07:04,457 --> 00:07:06,254 Don't change the channel. 98 00:07:06,292 --> 00:07:08,658 Coming next: The Corny Collins Show. 99 00:07:08,694 --> 00:07:09,820 30 seconds. 100 00:07:18,204 --> 00:07:20,263 - Hiya, Daddy! - Goodbye! 101 00:07:20,306 --> 00:07:21,603 Hi. 102 00:07:21,641 --> 00:07:22,630 This is my daughter. 103 00:07:22,675 --> 00:07:25,644 10 seconds. Place, everything 104 00:07:26,813 --> 00:07:28,280 Fast, Penny, we missed it! 105 00:07:28,314 --> 00:07:30,839 My mother said I wasn't allowed to sweat! 106 00:07:33,486 --> 00:07:36,114 Hey there, teenager Baltimore! 107 00:07:36,155 --> 00:07:38,282 Don't change that channel because it's time... 108 00:07:38,324 --> 00:07:40,792 for The Corny Collins Show... 109 00:07:40,827 --> 00:07:43,762 Brought to you with the Ultra Clutch hair dryer. 110 00:07:43,796 --> 00:07:47,493 # Oh, every evening when hours attack four # 111 00:07:47,533 --> 00:07:50,001 # Bop bee or not good # 112 00:07:50,036 --> 00:07:53,528 # Well, a small group of children fell through that door, yes # 113 00:07:53,573 --> 00:07:55,768 # Bop bee or not good # 114 00:07:55,808 --> 00:07:56,900 # Well, they took off their coats # 115 00:07:56,943 --> 00:07:58,604 # And leave the box behind # 116 00:07:58,644 --> 00:07:59,838 # And then they shake it, shake it, shake it # 117 00:07:59,879 --> 00:08:01,176 # Like they lost their minds # 118 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:02,476 # You will never see them frowning # 119 00:08:02,515 --> 00:08:04,813 # Because they are the most beautiful kids in town # 120 00:08:04,851 --> 00:08:09,317 # Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh # 121 00:08:09,355 --> 00:08:13,018 # Oh, every afternoon You turn on your TV, yes # 122 00:08:13,059 --> 00:08:14,686 # Naa na na na na na na na # 123 00:08:14,727 --> 00:08:16,661 # Yes, we know you play the sound until # 124 00:08:16,696 --> 00:08:18,630 # When your parents disappear, yes # 125 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:20,791 # Naa na na na na na na na # 126 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:23,893 # Then you rotate and shout for your favorite star # 127 00:08:23,936 --> 00:08:25,096 # And when you are practiced every step # 128 00:08:25,137 --> 00:08:26,627 # It is in repertoire # 129 00:08:26,672 --> 00:08:28,037 # You better go down # 130 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:31,339 # and meet the most beautiful kids in town # 131 00:08:31,377 --> 00:08:32,639 What 132 00:08:32,678 --> 00:08:35,146 # Good white kids who like to lead the way # 133 00:08:35,181 --> 00:08:38,309 # And once a month we have our Negro Day # 134 00:08:38,351 --> 00:08:40,819 # And I'm the one who remains spinnin 'round # 135 00:08:40,853 --> 00:08:43,879 # Mr. Corny Collins with the latest greatest # 136 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:47,882 # Baltimore sounds # 137 00:08:47,927 --> 00:08:51,226 # So, every afternoon drop everything # 138 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:52,356 What 139 00:08:52,398 --> 00:08:53,365 # Bop bee or not good # 140 00:08:53,399 --> 00:08:54,764 # Who needs to read and write # 141 00:08:54,800 --> 00:08:57,268 # If you can dance and sing, huh! # 142 00:08:57,303 --> 00:08:59,168 # Bop bee or not good # 143 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,833 # Forget about algebra and calculus # 144 00:09:01,874 --> 00:09:04,775 # You can always do your homework on mornin 'bus # 145 00:09:04,810 --> 00:09:06,038 # Cannot tell verbs from nouns # 146 00:09:06,078 --> 00:09:08,512 # They are the most beautiful children in the city # 147 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,038 # Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh # 148 00:09:10,082 --> 00:09:13,176 R-r-role call! 149 00:09:13,219 --> 00:09:14,880 I am Amber 150 00:09:14,921 --> 00:09:16,047 Brad. 151 00:09:16,088 --> 00:09:17,055 Tammy. 152 00:09:17,089 --> 00:09:18,056 Fenders. 153 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:19,057 - Brenda - Sketch 154 00:09:19,091 --> 00:09:20,058 - Shelley. - IQ. 155 00:09:20,092 --> 00:09:21,059 Lou Ann. 156 00:09:21,093 --> 00:09:22,219 - Joey. - Mikey 157 00:09:22,261 --> 00:09:23,250 - vicki - Becky 158 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:24,263 - Bix. - Jesse 159 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:25,264 - Darla - Paulie 160 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:27,095 - Noreen - Doreen 161 00:09:27,133 --> 00:09:29,294 And I... Link. 162 00:09:29,335 --> 00:09:30,632 Aah! 163 00:09:30,670 --> 00:09:31,637 # So, if you shakin every night '# 164 00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:33,730 # When you lie in bed # 165 00:09:33,773 --> 00:09:34,740 # Mony, mony # 166 00:09:34,774 --> 00:09:36,105 # Shake it, honey # 167 00:09:36,142 --> 00:09:39,236 # And the bass and drum pound in your head # 168 00:09:39,278 --> 00:09:41,439 # Mony, mony, ooh, mony, mony # 169 00:09:41,480 --> 00:09:44,278 Who cares about sleeping when? You can postpone at school # 170 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:47,150 # You will never go to college but you certainly look cool # 171 00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:48,915 # Don't need a hat or dress # 172 00:09:48,955 --> 00:09:51,981 # When you are the most beautiful kids in town # 173 00:09:52,024 --> 00:09:54,584 They have to think of my ears is a garbage can 174 00:09:54,627 --> 00:09:58,256 Will you turn off the racket? 175 00:09:58,297 --> 00:10:00,162 I tried ironing here. 176 00:10:00,199 --> 00:10:01,928 # The best kids in # 177 00:10:05,137 --> 00:10:07,230 # Children in town, whoo! # 178 00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:11,608 Ma, this isn't a racket. This is The Corny Collins Show. 179 00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:13,509 Now, that turns your brain into mud. 180 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,571 Mrs. Turnblad, this is a new dance! 181 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:17,014 Chicken attacked 182 00:10:17,049 --> 00:10:19,108 Well, I can't hear myself thinking. 183 00:10:19,151 --> 00:10:21,915 How can I negotiate folds? 184 00:10:21,954 --> 00:10:22,921 Edna? 185 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:24,650 I'm here, Prudy. 186 00:10:24,690 --> 00:10:26,920 What is a racket? 187 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:29,291 Ohh, Tracy. 188 00:10:29,328 --> 00:10:30,795 Edna, is my laundry ready? 189 00:10:30,830 --> 00:10:32,457 Yes. 190 00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:34,432 That would be $ 3.00, hon. 191 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:36,958 It's quite expensive for a small pair of pants. 192 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:38,027 Well, I'm sorry, Prudy... 193 00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:39,503 but some of your personal stains... 194 00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:41,665 it takes pounds with stones. 195 00:10:42,742 --> 00:10:44,107 I'm sure I don't know what you mean You let him listen for that music race again? 196 00:10:45,511 --> 00:10:48,810 My daughter spends every afternoon in the Stamp and Coin Club. 197 00:10:48,848 --> 00:10:51,646 Oh really? Well, your daughter is hap- 198 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:53,982 Ohh, ohh. 199 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:55,817 Oh, what is that? Wavin 'Raven? 200 00:10:55,855 --> 00:10:58,449 It's a little twitching. 201 00:10:58,491 --> 00:11:00,356 Oh, you want to play Charades now. OK. 202 00:11:01,894 --> 00:11:04,761 OK, please. 203 00:11:04,797 --> 00:11:06,321 you. 204 00:11:06,365 --> 00:11:07,662 Cent dollars. 205 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:08,724 No, Ahh! 206 00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:11,327 Tracy Turnblad, are you trying to tell me... 207 00:11:12,371 --> 00:11:15,067 that - that Penny didn't get permission... 208 00:11:15,107 --> 00:11:16,301 from his mother to be here? 209 00:11:16,342 --> 00:11:17,673 What? 210 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:18,836 211 00:11:18,878 --> 00:11:20,072 Cent dollars. 212 00:11:20,112 --> 00:11:23,013 You are prohibited from this house 213 00:11:23,049 --> 00:11:24,983 You will never watch the show again! 214 00:11:25,017 --> 00:11:28,544 - Without the show I have nothing! - Nothing builds character! 215 00:11:29,555 --> 00:11:31,079 Toodle-oo, Edna! 216 00:11:38,764 --> 00:11:41,892 Give them hands, people. Alright, alright. 217 00:11:44,570 --> 00:11:46,970 And once again, is the chicken attacked 218 00:11:47,006 --> 00:11:50,134 We will be back soon for some of the hot Detroit voices. 219 00:11:51,811 --> 00:11:53,676 And we go! 220 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,237 Shallow. 221 00:11:56,782 --> 00:11:58,181 "Detroit Voice"? 222 00:11:58,217 --> 00:12:00,481 What is that, the scream the person who was robbed? 223 00:12:00,519 --> 00:12:02,453 Wow, Velma, the kids dig rhythm and blues. 224 00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:03,887 Yes, they are children, Corny. 225 00:12:03,923 --> 00:12:06,551 That's why we have to direct their in the white direction. 226 00:12:06,592 --> 00:12:07,581 Right direction? 227 00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:10,251 Didn't I say that? 228 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,935 I will do it. 229 00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:26,244 You try again and there will be a stump where your feet should be 230 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:27,802 Do you understand? You are a little whor- 231 00:12:27,847 --> 00:12:29,041 Amber. 232 00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:31,413 ... suci moly Baby. 233 00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:32,849 Good work dancing today. 234 00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:34,819 - time. - Ah! 235 00:12:34,854 --> 00:12:35,821 Link. 236 00:12:35,855 --> 00:12:36,822 Amber. 237 00:12:36,856 --> 00:12:38,084 Ah! 238 00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:40,285 - Amber. - Amber, Amber, Amber. 239 00:12:41,627 --> 00:12:43,720 Save your personal life for the camera, baby 240 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:45,628 Oh! Shiny. 241 00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:48,627 Tammy, Lou Ann, you will die. 242 00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:50,828 243 00:12:50,870 --> 00:12:53,771 244 00:12:53,806 --> 00:12:56,240 245 00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:58,709 246 00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:00,302 247 00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:02,177 248 00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:04,842 249 00:13:06,152 --> 00:13:07,312 250 00:13:08,087 --> 00:13:12,786 251 00:13:14,326 --> 00:13:15,293 252 00:13:15,327 --> 00:13:17,659 253 00:13:17,696 --> 00:13:19,687 254 00:13:19,732 --> 00:13:23,634 255 00:13:23,669 --> 00:13:25,796 Why don't you pay attention to me at school? 256 00:13:25,838 --> 00:13:26,930 Mm-hmm. 257 00:13:29,074 --> 00:13:30,166 # Ooh # 258 00:13:32,311 --> 00:13:36,543 Hey, it's our own Larkin Link singing 'Bring Two. 259 00:13:36,582 --> 00:13:38,675 And I'm Motormouth Maybelle reminding... 260 00:13:38,717 --> 00:13:41,743 Last Tuesday this month day rhythm and your blues 261 00:13:41,787 --> 00:13:44,483 That's right! Day Negro will be like your way 262 00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:48,823 So don't-uh... Uh... here. 263 00:13:48,861 --> 00:13:50,294 Thank you. 264 00:13:50,329 --> 00:13:53,890 So, catch all the croonins when you set and adjust it. 265 00:13:53,933 --> 00:13:55,423 Thank you, Motormouth. And it's time for... 266 00:13:55,467 --> 00:13:57,162 The owner came He'll call my mom again, let's go 267 00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:58,170 ... very fun-lovin '... 268 00:13:58,204 --> 00:13:59,501 Hey! 269 00:13:59,538 --> 00:14:00,527 Come here, Brenda. 270 00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:01,870 What? 271 00:14:01,907 --> 00:14:03,340 Brenda will take an leave from the show 272 00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:04,842 How long will you go, Brenda? 273 00:14:04,877 --> 00:14:06,538 Only nine months. 274 00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:09,139 Looks like we will open the door here on the show for a girl... 275 00:14:09,181 --> 00:14:12,582 same as fun-lovin 'but maybe not like freewheelin'. 276 00:14:12,618 --> 00:14:14,848 Want to be one of the most beautiful kids in the city? 277 00:14:14,887 --> 00:14:18,084 Cut the school tomorrow and get off to the WYZT station for an audition. 278 00:14:23,329 --> 00:14:25,058 - No. - But, Ma. 279 00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:26,758 Don't test me, Tracy Turnblad. 280 00:14:26,799 --> 00:14:28,266 My diet pills are gone. 281 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,029 But come on. 282 00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:32,867 Nobody auditioned for anything in this house 283 00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:34,930 But why not? Why not?! 284 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:36,566 Because dancing is not your future. 285 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:40,545 One day you will be alone Edna's main laundry. 286 00:14:40,579 --> 00:14:42,513 I don't want to be a laundry service. 287 00:14:42,548 --> 00:14:43,776 I want to be famous! 288 00:14:43,816 --> 00:14:45,078 Listen, if you want to be famous... 289 00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:46,778 learn to take blood out of the car seat 290 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,810 That's a skill that you can take directly to the bank. 291 00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:51,482 - Hey, hey Is this a commotion here? - Not a word. 292 00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:54,390 Father, tomorrow I will audition to dance on the TV show. 293 00:14:54,426 --> 00:14:55,586 - Not not him. - You are? 294 00:14:55,628 --> 00:14:57,289 First the hair, right now? 295 00:14:57,329 --> 00:14:59,354 296 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,422 297 00:15:00,466 --> 00:15:01,558 298 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,397 299 00:15:03,435 --> 00:15:04,493 300 00:15:04,536 --> 00:15:05,560 301 00:15:05,604 --> 00:15:07,731 302 00:16:36,075 --> 00:15:12,508 303 00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:15,342 304 00:15:15,381 --> 00:15:18,646 305 00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,549 306 00:15:20,586 --> 00:15:24,044 307 00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:28,454 No! 308 00:15:28,494 --> 00:15:31,088 - Oh, Wilbur - Fine! I go to my room! 309 00:15:31,130 --> 00:15:32,893 He thinks I mean but I don't. The Tv people... 310 00:15:02,032 --> 00:15:37,426 they don't choose people like Tracy, or girls like us They will hurt him, Wilbur. 311 00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:39,460 I'll talk to him. 312 00:15:40,472 --> 00:15:42,099 Ooh. 313 00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:43,574 'K. Talk to him. 314 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:46,305 I'll talk to him. 315 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:48,908 Don't worry GOOD. 316 00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,313 What? 317 00:15:50,349 --> 00:15:51,407 You really want it With all my heart. 318 00:15:52,985 --> 00:15:54,145 Then you go for it! 319 00:16:01,026 --> 00:16:02,789 This is America, baby. 320 00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:03,817 You have to think big to be big. 321 00:16:03,862 --> 00:16:05,352 322 00:16:06,365 --> 00:16:07,855 323 00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:09,595 324 00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:12,798 Big is not the problem In this family, Wilbur. 325 00:16:12,838 --> 00:16:15,466 You follow your dreams I became a reality, and now I have the most precious objects in the world Taj Mahal from joke shops. 326 00:16:15,507 --> 00:16:19,967 Heh heh heh heh! 327 00:16:21,380 --> 00:16:23,507 Back in his steps, cha-cha-cha. 328 00:16:23,549 --> 00:16:27,485 Side step, step forward. 329 00:16:29,021 --> 00:16:30,613 Return and return. 330 00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:32,317 Step ahead, cha-cha-cha. 331 00:16:32,358 --> 00:16:34,326 Tammy, sharper. 332 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,123 Side step, step forward. 333 00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:37,788 Come back again. 334 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:39,695 Oh, God, Penny, there's Link. 335 00:16:39,732 --> 00:16:41,529 Link! 336 00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:43,626 Penny, pinch me 337 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:45,159 Ow! 338 00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:46,501 You told me to 339 00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:48,506 340 00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:49,837 341 00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:52,173 I can't believe I'm really here auditioning. 342 00:16:52,211 --> 00:16:53,701 Side step, step forward. 343 00:16:53,746 --> 00:16:55,577 I can't believe I'm really here watching your audition 344 00:16:55,614 --> 00:16:57,479 Step ahead, cha-cha-cha. 345 00:16:57,516 --> 00:16:59,313 Back in his steps, cha-cha-cha. 346 00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:01,285 Side step, step forward. 347 00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:05,416 Back and t-oh, Amber. Look at this motley crew. 348 00:17:05,457 --> 00:17:07,687 Oh! This city must have declined... 349 00:17:07,726 --> 00:17:09,125 since I was crowned Miss Baltimore Crabs. 350 00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:10,185 Ugh. 351 00:17:10,229 --> 00:17:13,562 # God, how has time changed # 352 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:17,262 # These girls must be blind or really crazy # 353 00:17:17,302 --> 00:17:19,031 # But time seems to stop # 354 00:17:19,071 --> 00:17:22,199 # When I'm Miss Baltimore Crabs # 355 00:17:22,241 --> 00:17:23,936 Amber, the move is too dirty. 356 00:17:23,976 --> 00:17:26,240 Mother, wake up from the dream is yours - This is not 1930. - Ha ha ha. 357 00:17:26,278 --> 00:17:28,246 # You can laugh but life is a test # 358 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:31,272 # Don't do this, don't do it # 359 00:17:31,316 --> 00:17:33,045 # Remember, you know the best # 360 00:17:33,085 --> 00:17:34,916 # For crowns in safes # 361 00:17:34,953 --> 00:17:36,853 # From the moment I won Miss Baltimore Crabs # 362 00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:40,586 # These steps are perfect ammo # 363 00:17:40,626 --> 00:17:41,923 # Let me show you how your mother is Dear issuing competition # 364 00:17:41,960 --> 00:17:45,726 Girls, let's go. 365 00:17:45,764 --> 00:17:48,198 Boys, let's go rumba. 366 00:17:48,233 --> 00:17:49,461 367 00:17:49,501 --> 00:17:53,028 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7. 368 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:56,530 # The poor runner might still keep some revenge # 369 00:17:56,575 --> 00:18:00,272 They throw their cups but I mess up the judge # 370 00:18:00,312 --> 00:18:02,906 # That broad mind they will win if plate # 371 00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:05,246 # They will spin in their dance # 372 00:18:05,284 --> 00:18:06,251 Aah! 373 00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:09,254 # No chance Boy, put me # 374 00:18:09,288 --> 00:18:11,222 Oh, good morning, miss. 375 00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:12,621 Let's see what you get. 376 00:18:12,658 --> 00:18:16,594 # Twist, twist, twist, twist mashed potatoes, mambo # 377 00:18:16,628 --> 00:18:17,822 # Ready, start # 378 00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:19,728 # On my show, you will never find # 379 00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,426 # Hips or collisions that thrust and grind # 380 00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:23,298 # What is that? Dance for fleas and ticks? # 381 00:18:23,335 --> 00:18:25,200 # Oh, you must-see my trick bag # 382 00:18:25,237 --> 00:18:29,037 # Oh, I hit the stage club on fire # 383 00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:32,237 # While belting Aida and preparing souffle # 384 00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:34,336 # But it's a three-somersault # 385 00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:39,646 # How I gripped Miss Baltimore Crabs # 386 00:19:07,179 --> 00:19:08,305 Processing. 387 00:19:08,347 --> 00:19:09,837 # Are you afraid we live? # 388 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,679 # No, I'm sure I can overcome # 389 00:19:11,717 --> 00:19:14,311 # Well, this event is not broadcast in # 390 00:19:14,353 --> 00:19:15,547 # Cinemascope # 391 00:19:15,587 --> 00:19:17,350 # I never drink one malt chocolate # 392 00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:22,326 # There is no dessert for Miss Baltimore Crabs # 393 00:19:22,361 --> 00:19:24,022 # This one will never get date # 394 00:19:24,062 --> 00:19:26,053 # In my hands-down clothes # 395 00:19:26,098 --> 00:19:30,057 # Ha! Son, he would never date until Dad bought him a new nose # 396 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,399 # I will say "Oy, gevalt" # 397 00:19:31,436 --> 00:19:34,837 # If I'm not Miss Baltimore Crabs # 398 00:19:36,875 --> 00:19:38,308 # Do you dance like you are dressed? # 399 00:19:38,343 --> 00:19:40,402 # Amber, no need to be cruel # 400 00:19:40,445 --> 00:19:43,744 # Do you swim? in integrated pools? # 401 00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:44,840 I'm sure to 402 00:19:44,883 --> 00:19:46,350 I am all for integration. 403 00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:48,410 This is a new border! 404 00:19:48,453 --> 00:19:50,284 Not in Baltimore, no. 405 00:19:50,322 --> 00:19:51,846 And can I be frank? 406 00:19:51,890 --> 00:19:54,051 # First impressions can be difficult # 407 00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:55,650 # And when I see you, I know that # 408 00:19:55,694 --> 00:19:57,161 # If your size is not enough # 409 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:59,096 # Your last answer just blew it # 410 00:19:59,131 --> 00:20:02,931 # And so, my dear, is so short and dashing # 411 00:20:02,968 --> 00:20:04,526 # You will never be in # 412 00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:06,765 # So we kick you out # 413 00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:08,238 # With your form and face # 414 00:20:08,273 --> 00:20:10,104 # Aw, well, it's not your fault # 415 00:20:10,142 --> 00:20:11,507 # You're down with the case # 416 00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:19,882 # From Miss Baltimore Crabs # 417 00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:22,079 Uh, you can go 418 00:20:22,120 --> 00:20:24,918 Um... thank you 419 00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:30,724 I think they secretly like you. 420 00:20:43,508 --> 00:20:45,806 Cut my class, Tracy Turnblad? 421 00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:48,904 I believe that is something very important. 422 00:20:48,947 --> 00:20:50,437 I should have. 423 00:20:58,890 --> 00:21:02,348 # Give me a break, huh. Right now! # 424 00:21:02,394 --> 00:21:04,954 # Got a new sound, so it screamed and shouted # 425 00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:06,191 Hey! Hey! 426 00:21:06,231 --> 00:21:08,495 # With funky rhythm # 427 00:21:10,168 --> 00:21:11,601 # This is a new display that you can use... # 428 00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:13,298 What 429 00:21:14,072 --> 00:21:17,269 # There is a party 'groove' let's go down # 430 00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:18,276 What did you see? 431 00:21:18,310 --> 00:21:20,744 None. Not you. 432 00:21:24,216 --> 00:21:26,081 Can I help you? 433 00:21:26,118 --> 00:21:27,551 The movement swishes. 434 00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:29,213 Yes, right. 435 00:21:29,254 --> 00:21:31,245 The man can eat me on the detention diet... 436 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,758 as long as he doesn't starve my songs, baby 437 00:21:33,792 --> 00:21:36,556 - Does the dance have a name? - Oh, this? 438 00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:38,563 Call it "Peyton Place After Midnight." 439 00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:42,260 I use it to attract, uh, opposite sex. 440 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,428 Wow. 441 00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:47,131 It's really fun. 442 00:21:53,478 --> 00:21:54,945 You are very good. 443 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:55,969 Wow, thank you. 444 00:21:56,014 --> 00:21:59,677 So will it be like this? 445 00:22:00,852 --> 00:22:01,944 You can't do that dance. 446 00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,477 Hello, now 447 00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:04,853 Not bad for white girls. 448 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:09,024 - Hey, I know where I've seen you before. - Where? 449 00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,824 At the Corny event on the Negro Day. 450 00:22:10,862 --> 00:22:11,988 The best Negro Day 451 00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:13,793 I hope that every day is the Negro Day. 452 00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:16,426 In our house, that. 453 00:22:18,537 --> 00:22:21,199 Hey. Show me another? 454 00:22:21,239 --> 00:22:23,264 You want to see the others. 455 00:22:23,308 --> 00:22:26,038 Alright, here's a little something marked to say... 456 00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:28,740 Hello, my name is seaweed... 457 00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:30,008 Oh, oh, oh! 458 00:22:30,048 --> 00:22:31,709 J... 459 00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:33,217 Stubbs. 460 00:22:33,251 --> 00:22:34,445 How are you, baby 461 00:22:35,954 --> 00:22:39,355 I am a Tra-Turn Turn-Blad! 462 00:22:40,392 --> 00:22:42,360 You will get it, white girl! 463 00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:44,862 Now, Tracy, you made it in, son. 464 00:22:44,896 --> 00:22:46,158 You are one of us 465 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:50,692 You have joined this program is ongoing! 466 00:22:50,736 --> 00:22:52,203 Alright, let's go 467 00:22:52,237 --> 00:22:54,205 # Whoo! # 468 00:22:54,239 --> 00:22:56,207 # Yeah! # 469 00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:58,573 # Got a new sound, so it screamed and shouted # 470 00:22:59,911 --> 00:23:03,711 # Hey, funky beat, now let's hurry # 471 00:23:03,749 --> 00:23:05,216 Whoa! 472 00:23:05,250 --> 00:23:07,013 # We can't wait now # 473 00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:08,076 # Have some fun # 474 00:23:08,120 --> 00:23:11,419 # This party has just begun # 475 00:23:11,456 --> 00:23:13,321 No, I got who Caesar is. 476 00:23:13,358 --> 00:23:15,258 But what is "Ideas of March"? 477 00:23:15,293 --> 00:23:18,194 I mean, how come I have an idea a month? 478 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,356 Hold. 479 00:23:19,398 --> 00:23:20,763 Come on. 480 00:23:23,301 --> 00:23:26,566 # Come on and see me strut my stuff # 481 00:23:27,939 --> 00:23:29,406 # See me # 482 00:23:29,441 --> 00:23:30,567 # Come on and see me # 483 00:23:30,609 --> 00:23:31,974 How do you equate detention now? 484 00:23:32,010 --> 00:23:35,946 I am a bad bad girl needs to be punished. 485 00:23:40,519 --> 00:23:42,453 # Ohh # 486 00:23:42,487 --> 00:23:44,250 Hey. 487 00:23:44,289 --> 00:23:48,282 You know, hosting Corny hop tomorrow 488 00:23:49,628 --> 00:23:51,027 If he sees you dancin 'like that... 489 00:23:51,062 --> 00:23:52,290 he will put you on the show 490 00:23:52,330 --> 00:23:53,820 Mmm... 491 00:23:53,865 --> 00:23:55,230 - See you later. - Mm. 492 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:57,064 Ah, whoa. Sorry, a little darlin '. 493 00:23:57,102 --> 00:23:59,297 Hope I don't support you. 494 00:24:02,574 --> 00:24:04,303 See you later 495 00:24:04,342 --> 00:24:06,401 Hey, Trace. I'm looking for you 496 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:07,810 What? 497 00:24:09,347 --> 00:24:11,440 498 00:24:11,483 --> 00:24:14,008 499 00:24:14,052 --> 00:24:17,488 500 00:24:17,522 --> 00:24:19,251 501 00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:26,493 502 00:24:26,531 --> 00:24:31,867 503 00:24:31,903 --> 00:24:33,165 504 00:24:33,205 --> 00:24:35,264 505 00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:37,434 506 00:24:37,476 --> 00:24:39,467 507 00:24:39,511 --> 00:24:41,638 508 00:24:41,680 --> 00:24:43,705 509 00:24:43,748 --> 00:24:47,980 510 00:24:48,019 --> 00:24:50,214 - # Because when he nudges me # - Oh! 511 00:24:50,255 --> 00:24:52,382 # Love puts me in repair # 512 00:24:52,424 --> 00:24:54,324 # Yes, this hit me # 513 00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:56,384 # Just like a ton of bricks # 514 00:24:56,428 --> 00:24:58,953 # Yes, my heart exploded # 515 00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:01,056 # Now I know what life is about # 516 00:25:01,099 --> 00:25:05,001 # One small touch and love knocked me out # 517 00:25:05,036 --> 00:25:08,005 # And I can hear bells # 518 00:25:08,039 --> 00:25:09,870 # My head is spinning # 519 00:25:09,908 --> 00:25:11,808 # I can hear bells # 520 00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:14,505 # Something early # 521 00:25:14,546 --> 00:25:18,073 # Everyone says that a girl who looks like me # 522 00:25:18,116 --> 00:25:20,050 # Can't win his love # 523 00:25:20,085 --> 00:25:22,280 # Well, wait and see # 524 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:25,187 # Because I can hear bells # 525 00:25:25,223 --> 00:25:27,054 # Just hear them reply # 526 00:25:27,092 --> 00:25:28,889 # I can hear bells # 527 00:25:28,927 --> 00:25:31,487 # My temperature ascent # 528 00:25:31,530 --> 00:25:33,259 # I can't hold my excitement # 529 00:25:33,298 --> 00:25:35,459 # Because I finally found a boy # 530 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:37,730 # I already miss' # 531 00:25:37,769 --> 00:25:44,675 # Listen, I can hear bells # 532 00:25:44,709 --> 00:25:46,108 # Round one # 533 00:25:46,144 --> 00:25:48,612 # He will ask me to date and then # 534 00:25:48,647 --> 00:25:50,512 # Round two # 535 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:52,881 # I will be primp but it won't be late because of # 536 00:25:52,918 --> 00:25:54,510 # Round three # 537 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,714 # Is when we kiss in the car # 538 00:25:56,755 --> 00:26:01,590 # It won't go far but I'll go pretty fa # # # Round four # 539 00:26:01,626 --> 00:26:03,218 # He will ask me for my hand and then # 540 00:26:03,261 --> 00:26:05,957 # Round five # 541 00:26:05,997 --> 00:26:07,897 # We will order a wedding ring with # 542 00:26:07,933 --> 00:26:10,265 # Round six # 543 00:26:10,302 --> 00:26:11,701 # Amber, it's your surprise # 544 00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:14,432 # It's a heavyweight champion takes prize # 545 00:26:14,472 --> 00:26:18,499 # And I can hear bells # 546 00:26:18,543 --> 00:26:20,807 # My ears are ringing # 547 00:26:20,845 --> 00:26:22,574 # I can hear bells # 548 00:26:22,614 --> 00:26:24,775 # Bridesmaids singing # 549 00:26:24,816 --> 00:26:27,216 550 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:31,120 # Everyone says that a man who is like a gem # 551 00:26:31,156 --> 00:26:32,919 # Will not see path # 552 00:26:32,958 --> 00:26:35,392 # Well, laughter is on it # 553 00:26:35,427 --> 00:26:37,725 # Because I can hear bells # 554 00:26:37,762 --> 00:26:39,957 # My father will smile # 555 00:26:39,998 --> 00:26:41,693 # I can hear bells # 556 00:26:41,733 --> 00:26:44,133 # When he walks down the hallway # 557 00:26:44,169 --> 00:26:45,932 # My mother starts crying # 558 00:26:45,971 --> 00:26:50,533 # But I can't see Link and I'm French kissin '# 559 00:26:50,575 --> 00:26:55,569 # Listen, I can hear bells # 560 00:26:57,749 --> 00:27:01,412 # Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh # 561 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:03,512 # I can hear bells # 562 00:27:03,555 --> 00:27:05,682 # My head is shaken # 563 00:27:05,724 --> 00:27:07,624 # I can hear bells # 564 00:27:07,659 --> 00:27:09,991 # I can't stop pealing # 565 00:27:10,028 --> 00:27:14,055 # Everyone warns that he won't like what he will see # 566 00:27:14,099 --> 00:27:18,559 # But I know he will do it see the inside of me # 567 00:27:18,603 --> 00:27:20,662 # Yeah, I can hear bells # 568 00:27:20,705 --> 00:27:23,196 # Today is just beginning because of # 569 00:27:23,241 --> 00:27:24,606 # I can hear bells # 570 00:27:24,643 --> 00:27:27,441 # Until death separates us and # 571 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:31,040 # Even when we die we will look down from above # 572 00:27:31,082 --> 00:27:35,314 # Remember the night that we both fell in love # 573 00:27:35,353 --> 00:27:37,344 # We both will shed tears # 574 00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:42,190 # And he will whisper when we reminiscin '# 575 00:27:42,227 --> 00:27:45,856 # Listen, I can hear bells # 576 00:27:45,897 --> 00:27:47,865 # He can hear bells # 577 00:27:47,899 --> 00:27:50,959 # I can hear bells # 578 00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:53,835 # He can hear bells # 579 00:27:53,872 --> 00:27:59,674 # I can hear bells # 580 00:27:59,711 --> 00:28:05,377 # Bum, bum, bum # 581 00:28:13,925 --> 00:28:15,051 # Whoa! # 582 00:28:15,093 --> 00:28:18,392 # Hey, little girl with cash on fire # 583 00:28:18,430 --> 00:28:21,422 # Well, I'm lining up 'something' you won't be back # 584 00:28:22,767 --> 00:28:26,567 # Hey, little girl, take me from the shelf # 585 00:28:26,604 --> 00:28:31,098 # Because it's hard havin ' fun playing with you # 586 00:28:31,142 --> 00:28:33,133 # After you bounce all options # 587 00:28:33,178 --> 00:28:35,146 # Shake your hips towards me # 588 00:28:35,180 --> 00:28:37,205 # Bringing back a gift he never saw # 589 00:28:37,248 --> 00:28:39,079 # Take me home and then open me # 590 00:28:39,117 --> 00:28:42,211 # Shop around but, a little darlin ', I have to # 591 00:28:42,253 --> 00:28:45,086 # Choice of women # 592 00:28:45,123 --> 00:28:46,715 # Ladies # 593 00:28:46,758 --> 00:28:48,589 Options # Choice of women # 594 00:28:50,695 --> 00:28:52,322 Lasts. Go there and show them. 595 00:28:52,363 --> 00:28:53,955 This is packed quite tight. 596 00:28:53,998 --> 00:28:55,590 GOOD. I will go in front of you and I will push. 597 00:28:55,633 --> 00:28:57,726 # Test drive for this American man # 598 00:28:57,769 --> 00:28:59,464 Wait. 599 00:28:59,504 --> 00:29:03,602 # It will take cash to fill the tank # 600 00:29:03,641 --> 00:29:05,575 # So let's open your piggy bank # 601 00:29:05,610 --> 00:29:06,599 Hey, Seaweed! 602 00:29:06,644 --> 00:29:08,077 Want to do Peyton Place for Corny? 603 00:29:08,113 --> 00:29:09,444 Are you crazy? You have to dance with a lot of people... 604 00:29:09,481 --> 00:29:10,573 and I have to dance with me. 605 00:29:10,615 --> 00:29:11,673 Why? 606 00:29:11,716 --> 00:29:13,047 That's how it is, Tracy. 607 00:29:13,084 --> 00:29:14,381 But this is your dance. 608 00:29:14,419 --> 00:29:16,011 Now, how about you? borrow briefly. 609 00:29:16,054 --> 00:29:18,215 - really - Come on, kid. 610 00:29:19,758 --> 00:29:21,953 # I am the choice of women # 611 00:29:21,993 --> 00:29:26,127 # Ladies # 612 00:29:27,832 --> 00:29:29,163 Options What 613 00:29:34,139 --> 00:29:36,164 Alright! Yes! 614 00:29:43,815 --> 00:29:44,975 Whoa! 615 00:29:45,016 --> 00:29:46,643 # Hey, little girl on the shopping show # 616 00:29:46,684 --> 00:29:48,675 # I don't come cheap but the kiss is free # 617 00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:52,781 # On closer inspection I'm sure you agree # 618 00:29:52,824 --> 00:29:54,985 # Oh, hi, little girl, listen to my request # 619 00:29:55,026 --> 00:29:57,290 # I come with a lifetime warranty # 620 00:29:57,328 --> 00:30:00,422 # One day maybe we will find the baby makes three # 621 00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:01,454 Link! 622 00:30:01,499 --> 00:30:02,989 # This is the choice of women # 623 00:30:04,169 --> 00:30:06,865 # I am the choice of women # 624 00:30:08,773 --> 00:30:10,570 # I am the choice of women # 625 00:30:13,111 --> 00:30:15,204 # I am the choice of choice for women # 626 00:30:15,246 --> 00:30:17,407 # I am the choice of women # 627 00:30:17,448 --> 00:30:20,178 Mr. and Mrs. Turnblad! 628 00:30:22,554 --> 00:30:23,714 Hey, look out! 629 00:30:23,755 --> 00:30:24,722 Ah! 630 00:30:25,623 --> 00:30:27,853 Mrs. Turnblad! 631 00:30:29,027 --> 00:30:30,995 Mr Turnblad, hurry up! 632 00:30:31,029 --> 00:30:32,360 - me? - Come on. 633 00:30:34,766 --> 00:30:36,631 Mrs. Turnblad! Come on, quickly! 634 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:38,033 You will see this! 635 00:30:38,069 --> 00:30:39,297 Oh, I read everything about it. 636 00:30:39,337 --> 00:30:41,100 This is a great fake Hollywood series. 637 00:30:41,139 --> 00:30:42,504 No, Mom - 638 00:30:42,540 --> 00:30:44,371 Do you think I will think that he really is up there? 639 00:30:44,409 --> 00:30:46,309 Not John Glenn, Mrs. Turnblad! 640 00:30:46,344 --> 00:30:47,743 Now, why do we see this? 641 00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:48,803 Just looking. 642 00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:49,836 - Lou Ann! - Joey! 643 00:30:49,881 --> 00:30:50,848 Mikey! vicki Becky! 644 00:30:50,882 --> 00:30:51,849 Bix! Jesse! Darla! 645 00:30:51,883 --> 00:30:53,612 - Paulie! - Noreen! 646 00:30:53,651 --> 00:30:54,675 - Doreen! - Link! 647 00:30:54,719 --> 00:30:55,913 And I'm Tracy! 648 00:30:55,954 --> 00:30:56,921 Aah! 649 00:30:56,955 --> 00:30:59,048 Oh! Gosh! 650 00:31:00,225 --> 00:31:02,090 # Oh yeah! # 651 00:31:02,126 --> 00:31:05,220 # And the bass and drum pound in your head # 652 00:31:05,263 --> 00:31:06,230 Leave, tracy 653 00:31:06,264 --> 00:31:07,595 - Go, go, Tracy! - Go, go, Tracy! 654 00:31:07,632 --> 00:31:10,362 Who cares about sleeping when? Can you postpone at school? # 655 00:31:10,401 --> 00:31:13,097 # You will never go to college but you certainly look cool # 656 00:31:13,137 --> 00:31:14,468 # Don't need a hat and dress # 657 00:31:14,505 --> 00:31:17,099 # When you are the most beautiful kids in town # 658 00:31:17,141 --> 00:31:19,268 # Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo # 659 00:31:22,680 --> 00:31:25,114 # Children in town, woo! # 660 00:31:25,149 --> 00:31:27,208 Yes! That's the dance this week... 661 00:31:27,252 --> 00:31:29,311 I don't know what happened, Mr. Spritzer. 662 00:31:29,354 --> 00:31:32,187 Corny has something like that from aneurism or something... 663 00:31:32,223 --> 00:31:34,191 and... pick it up 664 00:31:34,225 --> 00:31:36,921 ... by our new Board Member, Miss Tracy Turnblad. 665 00:31:36,961 --> 00:31:40,226 So, Trace, come on, get comfortable to old Corny and tell us about yourself. 666 00:31:40,265 --> 00:31:42,563 Now, I'm watching The Corny Collins Show... 667 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,568 and I have absolutely nothing else! 668 00:31:44,602 --> 00:31:46,229 Ooh! I am sure of how you speak. 669 00:31:46,271 --> 00:31:48,432 Oh, Wilbur, to think so I almost stopped it... 670 00:31:48,473 --> 00:31:49,997 from reaching for the stars 671 00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:52,874 And now he's here is on TV during the day. 672 00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:54,640 He will be ordinary. 673 00:31:54,679 --> 00:31:58,911 674 00:31:58,950 --> 00:32:02,078 675 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:03,883 676 00:32:03,922 --> 00:32:05,822 677 00:32:05,857 --> 00:32:07,586 678 00:32:07,625 --> 00:32:09,820 679 00:32:11,296 --> 00:32:13,992 680 00:32:14,032 --> 00:32:15,090 681 00:32:16,634 --> 00:32:17,828 682 00:32:17,869 --> 00:32:19,996 683 00:32:20,038 --> 00:32:21,733 684 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:23,240 685 00:32:23,274 --> 00:32:25,105 686 00:32:25,143 --> 00:32:28,510 687 00:32:28,546 --> 00:32:31,242 688 00:32:31,282 --> 00:32:32,271 689 00:32:32,317 --> 00:32:33,648 690 00:32:35,353 --> 00:32:38,811 691 00:32:38,856 --> 00:32:41,347 692 00:32:41,392 --> 00:32:42,620 693 00:32:42,660 --> 00:32:46,289 694 00:32:46,331 --> 00:32:47,730 695 00:32:47,765 --> 00:32:48,959 696 00:32:49,000 --> 00:32:50,331 697 00:32:50,368 --> 00:32:52,131 698 00:32:52,170 --> 00:32:53,535 699 00:32:53,571 --> 00:32:55,801 700 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,535 And we mix the children with the rest - a council. 701 00:32:57,575 --> 00:32:59,042 Mix the children? 702 00:32:59,077 --> 00:33:00,101 Right, I said it. 703 00:33:00,144 --> 00:33:01,907 This is not a black and chocolate cocktail! 704 00:33:01,946 --> 00:33:03,345 Well, why not? 705 00:33:03,381 --> 00:33:05,508 velma, where is this not? Is that all headin '? 706 00:33:05,550 --> 00:33:08,314 Now, you can fight it or you can go in there. 707 00:33:08,353 --> 00:33:10,617 Maybe it's time for some fresh ideas... 708 00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:13,681 like-like a nice and fresh new host! 709 00:33:14,759 --> 00:33:15,817 Heh. 710 00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:17,919 Wow, velma, how did you fire Corny Collins... 711 00:33:17,962 --> 00:33:19,691 from The Corny Collins Show? 712 00:33:21,199 --> 00:33:23,759 They do it all the time at Lassie! 713 00:33:23,801 --> 00:33:25,826 Velma, you have let this go too far! 714 00:33:25,870 --> 00:33:26,859 me? 715 00:33:26,904 --> 00:33:27,996 - Fix it! - What? 716 00:33:28,039 --> 00:33:29,165 Fix it! 717 00:33:30,775 --> 00:33:31,764 Ohh! 718 00:33:32,910 --> 00:33:34,741 # Hey, look out for it movin 'van # 719 00:33:34,779 --> 00:33:36,406 # Pushing our way # 720 00:33:36,447 --> 00:33:38,677 # You better lock your man # 721 00:33:38,716 --> 00:33:41,742 # Before meeting a new girl in town # 722 00:33:41,786 --> 00:33:43,811 # Who just arrived at the scene... # 723 00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:45,618 Tracyface whoopee pads. 724 00:33:45,656 --> 00:33:46,680 Good choice. 725 00:33:46,724 --> 00:33:48,954 We get your Tracy souvenir for days. 726 00:33:48,993 --> 00:33:52,360 Here, the photo you signed. 727 00:33:52,397 --> 00:33:53,557 Tracy wig 728 00:33:53,598 --> 00:33:55,156 # Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa # 729 00:33:55,199 --> 00:34:00,569 # We don't know what to do about new girls in town # 730 00:34:02,306 --> 00:34:04,035 # New girl in town # 731 00:34:04,075 --> 00:34:05,940 # It looks like dancing in the air # 732 00:34:05,977 --> 00:34:07,342 # New girl in town # 733 00:34:07,378 --> 00:34:09,778 # He has the coolest hair # 734 00:34:09,814 --> 00:34:14,877 # You better tell homecoming queen to hold her crown # 735 00:34:14,919 --> 00:34:17,046 # Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa # 736 00:34:17,088 --> 00:34:19,818 # Or he will lose it to # 737 00:34:19,857 --> 00:34:21,381 # New girl in town # 738 00:34:21,426 --> 00:34:24,395 The big little girl is sending my sales through the roof 739 00:34:24,429 --> 00:34:27,557 More people breathe aerosols than oxygen! 740 00:34:27,598 --> 00:34:29,225 Do you think you can show it to us? are some of the new dance moves? 741 00:34:29,267 --> 00:34:30,234 Yes, sure. 742 00:34:30,268 --> 00:34:31,235 Ooh, beautiful flowers. 743 00:34:31,269 --> 00:34:33,965 Tracy, wait! 744 00:34:34,005 --> 00:34:35,438 # She's hip # 745 00:34:35,473 --> 00:34:37,907 # Very cool # 746 00:34:37,942 --> 00:34:41,742 # I'll get him after school # 747 00:34:41,779 --> 00:34:44,509 # But we want to be like him # 748 00:34:44,549 --> 00:34:48,747 # Because he is a kitten that cats prefer # 749 00:34:48,786 --> 00:34:50,651 # New girl in town # 750 00:34:50,688 --> 00:34:52,451 # Is my guy in string # 751 00:34:52,490 --> 00:34:54,151 # New girl in town # 752 00:34:54,192 --> 00:34:56,251 # Hey, look, he wears his ring # 753 00:34:56,294 --> 00:34:59,752 # I can't stop crying 'and so with my own tears # 754 00:34:59,797 --> 00:35:01,731 755 00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:03,757 756 00:35:03,801 --> 00:35:06,497 757 00:35:06,537 --> 00:35:07,731 758 00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:09,831 759 00:35:09,874 --> 00:35:11,364 760 00:35:11,409 --> 00:35:13,434 761 00:35:13,478 --> 00:35:17,414 762 00:35:17,448 --> 00:35:20,713 763 00:35:23,821 --> 00:35:25,584 764 00:35:26,657 --> 00:35:28,056 765 00:35:28,092 --> 00:35:30,652 766 00:35:33,531 --> 00:35:34,520 767 00:35:34,565 --> 00:35:35,532 768 00:35:35,566 --> 00:35:38,262 769 00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:43,771 770 00:35:46,711 --> 00:35:50,647 # For new girls in town # 771 00:35:50,681 --> 00:35:53,912 # New girl in town # 772 00:35:53,951 --> 00:35:55,851 # Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa # 773 00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:57,650 # Suddenly, girl # 774 00:35:57,688 --> 00:35:59,622 # Hey, this city is boiled, girl # 775 00:35:59,657 --> 00:36:01,557 # Ohh, how hullabaloo, girl # 776 00:36:01,592 --> 00:36:03,389 # He isn't just passing, girl # 777 00:36:03,427 --> 00:36:05,156 # Ohh, he sticks like glue, girl # 778 00:36:05,196 --> 00:36:06,720 Woo, for that guy I think I know, girl # 779 00:36:06,764 --> 00:36:08,493 # Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa # 780 00:36:08,533 --> 00:36:10,467 # Hey, look out for it movin 'van # 781 00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:13,493 # Beware, look out, look out, look out # 782 00:36:13,538 --> 00:36:18,976 # She is a new girl in # 783 00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:21,501 # Town # 784 00:36:26,717 --> 00:36:28,378 That's how you do it. 785 00:36:28,419 --> 00:36:31,047 And I am your fairy tale Miss Motormouth Maybelle... 786 00:36:31,088 --> 00:36:34,319 DJ du jour you, rhythm pitchin 'your way. 787 00:36:34,358 --> 00:36:37,191 So, hey, it's better to stay and shimmy and shake. 788 00:36:37,228 --> 00:36:39,753 We will be back soon with more Negro Days. 789 00:36:39,797 --> 00:36:41,594 Presented by... 790 00:36:41,632 --> 00:36:44,897 Nap-a-Way, for stubborn hair. 791 00:36:46,304 --> 00:36:50,104 Every wrinkle will disappear in an instant. 792 00:36:51,242 --> 00:36:52,334 We go 793 00:36:58,583 --> 00:36:59,675 Girls, that's great. 794 00:36:59,717 --> 00:37:02,845 How dare you choose the same song? 795 00:37:02,887 --> 00:37:04,377 They wrote it. 796 00:37:04,422 --> 00:37:05,684 You see yourself. 797 00:37:05,723 --> 00:37:08,453 You are one inch from canceled. 798 00:37:08,492 --> 00:37:10,551 Do you know what your demographic is? 799 00:37:10,595 --> 00:37:12,722 Clean up women and garden jockeys. 800 00:37:19,804 --> 00:37:22,068 One foot at the door, that's all. 801 00:37:22,106 --> 00:37:23,835 One foot at a time. 802 00:37:27,378 --> 00:37:28,572 Eh. 803 00:37:28,613 --> 00:37:29,705 Hello? 804 00:37:29,747 --> 00:37:32,443 Is this a Turnblad residence? 805 00:37:32,483 --> 00:37:33,450 Yes. 806 00:37:33,484 --> 00:37:35,611 Mr. Pinky speakin '. 807 00:37:35,653 --> 00:37:38,952 Mr. Pinky from the clothing store? 808 00:37:38,990 --> 00:37:40,218 Uh huh. 809 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:41,555 I want Tracy for our spokesperson 810 00:37:41,592 --> 00:37:43,082 What do you want Tracy to do? 811 00:37:43,127 --> 00:37:44,094 Be our spokesperson. 812 00:37:44,128 --> 00:37:45,095 Be a spokesperson? 813 00:37:45,129 --> 00:37:48,292 I think he will be perfect. I want to meet him... 814 00:37:48,332 --> 00:37:49,765 and discuss the details. 815 00:37:49,800 --> 00:37:51,097 as soon as possible. 816 00:37:51,135 --> 00:37:54,263 817 00:37:54,305 --> 00:37:55,272 818 00:37:55,306 --> 00:37:58,434 819 00:37:58,476 --> 00:37:59,443 820 00:37:59,477 --> 00:38:00,501 821 00:38:00,544 --> 00:38:02,535 822 00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:03,604 823 00:38:03,648 --> 00:38:06,981 824 00:38:07,018 --> 00:38:10,112 825 00:38:10,154 --> 00:38:12,247 826 00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:14,281 827 00:38:14,325 --> 00:38:16,293 828 00:38:16,327 --> 00:38:19,125 829 00:38:19,163 --> 00:38:20,289 Well, why not? 830 00:38:20,331 --> 00:38:21,298 Who goes to look out for me... 831 00:38:21,332 --> 00:38:22,321 better than my mom? 832 00:38:22,366 --> 00:38:24,300 Me, agent 833 00:38:24,335 --> 00:38:26,667 You see me hobbobbin ' and drink rum and coke... 834 00:38:26,704 --> 00:38:28,331 with all the hoi polo? 835 00:38:28,372 --> 00:38:29,464 And out-negotiating them. 836 00:38:29,507 --> 00:38:30,804 Oh, you are crazy Oh, Tracy, I haven't gone this house in years. 837 00:38:31,942 --> 00:38:35,275 Then isn't it time for you to do it? 838 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:36,541 Oh, no, Tracy. 839 00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:38,138 We will meet your father with him. 840 00:38:38,182 --> 00:38:40,241 I don't want to look like this. 841 00:38:40,284 --> 00:38:42,809 Why not? 842 00:38:42,853 --> 00:38:43,820 I will do it after the next diet. 843 00:38:43,854 --> 00:38:46,118 844 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:47,647 That's when I will do it. 845 00:38:47,692 --> 00:38:50,160 Yes, just look, the neighbors haven't seen me since I was 10. 846 00:38:50,194 --> 00:38:51,627 Don't make me do it, Tracy. 847 00:38:51,662 --> 00:38:54,995 Ma, that changed out there. 848 00:38:55,032 --> 00:38:56,329 You will like it. 849 00:38:56,367 --> 00:38:58,062 Different people. 850 00:38:58,102 --> 00:39:00,366 The time is coming 851 00:39:02,373 --> 00:39:05,137 # Hey, Mama, hi, Mama, look around # 852 00:39:05,176 --> 00:39:08,236 # Everyone groovin ' for new sounds # 853 00:39:08,279 --> 00:39:11,214 # Hey, Mama, hi, Mama, follow me # 854 00:39:11,248 --> 00:39:14,046 # I know there is something inside ya that you want to release # 855 00:39:14,085 --> 00:39:17,020 # So, let's go, go, go from the past now # 856 00:39:17,054 --> 00:39:20,046 # Say hello to love in your heart # 857 00:39:20,091 --> 00:39:22,924 858 00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,224 859 00:39:25,262 --> 00:39:28,060 860 00:39:28,099 --> 00:39:30,863 861 00:39:30,901 --> 00:39:33,927 862 00:39:33,971 --> 00:39:36,997 863 00:39:37,041 --> 00:39:39,942 864 00:39:40,978 --> 00:39:42,809 865 00:39:42,847 --> 00:39:44,280 866 00:39:44,315 --> 00:39:48,877 867 00:39:48,919 --> 00:39:50,784 868 00:39:50,821 --> 00:39:53,289 869 00:39:53,324 --> 00:39:56,657 870 00:39:56,694 --> 00:39:59,185 # Hey, Mama, hi, Mama, take a chance # 871 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:02,427 # Oh, Tracy, it's been years because someone asked me to dance # 872 00:40:02,466 --> 00:40:05,196 # So, let's go, go, go from the past now # 873 00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:08,399 # Greet the light in your eyes # 874 00:40:08,439 --> 00:40:11,135 # Yes, I know that in the world is spinning fast now # 875 00:40:11,175 --> 00:40:13,871 # But you have to run race to win prizes # 876 00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:16,209 # Hey, Mama, welcome to the sixties # 877 00:40:16,247 --> 00:40:19,273 # Oh-o-o-o-o # 878 00:40:19,316 --> 00:40:22,285 # Oh, Mama, welcome to the sixties # 879 00:40:22,319 --> 00:40:25,311 # Oh-o-o-o-o # 880 00:40:25,356 --> 00:40:28,018 # Go, Mama, go, go, go # 881 00:40:29,293 --> 00:40:31,056 882 00:40:31,095 --> 00:40:32,562 883 00:40:32,596 --> 00:40:34,427 884 00:40:34,465 --> 00:40:37,059 885 00:40:37,101 --> 00:40:39,228 886 00:40:39,270 --> 00:40:41,295 887 00:40:43,607 --> 00:40:46,508 888 00:40:46,544 --> 00:40:49,775 889 00:40:49,814 --> 00:40:52,612 890 00:40:52,650 --> 00:40:55,710 891 00:40:55,753 --> 00:40:58,278 892 00:40:58,322 --> 00:41:00,517 893 00:41:00,558 --> 00:41:01,650 894 00:41:03,761 --> 00:41:05,456 895 00:41:05,496 --> 00:41:06,622 896 00:41:06,664 --> 00:41:07,756 897 00:41:07,798 --> 00:41:09,425 # Yes yes yes # 898 00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,833 # Welcome to rhythm from the new day # 899 00:41:11,869 --> 00:41:13,700 # Take your old fears # 900 00:41:13,737 --> 00:41:15,295 # And just throw them away # 901 00:41:15,339 --> 00:41:17,864 # You have to add some and fresh colors' do # 902 00:41:17,908 --> 00:41:19,569 # Because it's time for a star # 903 00:41:19,610 --> 00:41:22,204 # Who looks like you # 904 00:41:25,349 --> 00:41:26,680 Ohh. 905 00:41:27,251 --> 00:41:29,048 Ah! 906 00:41:29,086 --> 00:41:30,212 Oh! 907 00:41:33,691 --> 00:41:35,420 I think we marked this. 908 00:41:35,459 --> 00:41:36,483 What? 909 00:41:37,561 --> 00:41:38,653 Ohh. 910 00:41:42,132 --> 00:41:44,066 Thank you, Nadine. 911 00:41:47,872 --> 00:41:49,669 There is my star that shines! 912 00:41:49,707 --> 00:41:51,299 Nice to meet you! 913 00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:52,832 I am Mr. Pinky. 914 00:41:52,877 --> 00:41:54,139 Nice to meet you 915 00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:58,740 Ha ha! Tracy, is this your sister? 916 00:41:58,782 --> 00:42:00,682 Gosh. 917 00:42:00,718 --> 00:42:03,687 Maybe he wants some free couture 918 00:42:03,721 --> 00:42:04,745 Couture? 919 00:42:04,788 --> 00:42:07,518 Now, if you will only enter here. 920 00:42:07,558 --> 00:42:11,358 Flattery won't distract Agent Miss Turnblad... 921 00:42:13,330 --> 00:42:15,059 His agent 922 00:42:15,099 --> 00:42:17,192 Tracy, eat your donut. 923 00:42:17,234 --> 00:42:18,496 Let's talk 924 00:42:18,536 --> 00:42:19,525 Mm-hmm. 925 00:42:19,570 --> 00:42:21,162 Alright, let's see here. 926 00:42:22,673 --> 00:42:23,662 Alright. Now... 927 00:42:23,707 --> 00:42:24,674 Mmm. 928 00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:28,542 Uh-eh. Uh-eh. Not! 929 00:42:28,579 --> 00:42:30,945 I want a non-exclusive contract. 930 00:42:30,981 --> 00:42:33,506 Extensions with shared options. 931 00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:35,917 And I want you to absorb my 15 percent commission 932 00:42:35,953 --> 00:42:37,352 Not a dime more than 10! 933 00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:39,788 Throw on a bustier? 934 00:42:42,259 --> 00:42:43,226 Hmm. 935 00:42:43,260 --> 00:42:45,751 54 d double 936 00:42:45,796 --> 00:42:47,388 Triple E. 937 00:42:47,431 --> 00:42:48,898 I hit mother lode! 938 00:42:48,933 --> 00:42:50,560 # Yes yes yes # 939 00:42:50,601 --> 00:42:52,762 Caring for Baby Ruth? I have one here. 940 00:42:52,803 --> 00:42:55,237 # Oh-o-o-o-o # 941 00:42:55,272 --> 00:42:58,332 # Oh, Mama, welcome to the sixties # 942 00:42:58,375 --> 00:43:01,503 # Oh-o-o-o-o # 943 00:43:01,545 --> 00:43:04,105 # Go, Mama, go, go, go # 944 00:43:05,950 --> 00:43:08,748 # Don't cha don't let anyone try to steal your pleasure # 945 00:43:08,786 --> 00:43:11,846 # Because a little touch lipstick never hurts anyone # 946 00:43:11,889 --> 00:43:14,722 # The future has a million the way for you to choose # 947 00:43:14,758 --> 00:43:18,125 # But you will walk a little higher in some high-heeled shoes # 948 00:43:18,162 --> 00:43:20,824 # And once you find the style that makes you feel like you # 949 00:43:20,864 --> 00:43:22,388 # Something fresh, something new # 950 00:43:22,433 --> 00:43:23,695 # Step outside, listen to us screaming # 951 00:43:23,734 --> 00:43:25,793 # Mama, that's your signal # 952 00:43:29,974 --> 00:43:31,464 # Can be found # # # Step outside, listen to us screaming # 953 00:43:36,780 --> 00:43:37,974 # Mama, that's your signal # 954 00:43:38,015 --> 00:43:40,108 # Hey, Tracy, hey, honey, look at me # 955 00:43:40,150 --> 00:43:42,584 # I'm the funniest girl you've ever seen # 956 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:46,249 # Hey, Tracy, hey, honey, look at us # 957 00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:48,884 958 00:43:48,926 --> 00:43:51,793 # Where is the team? it's half amazing # 959 00:43:51,829 --> 00:43:54,525 # I let go, go away from the past now # 960 00:43:54,565 --> 00:43:57,625 # Say hello to this ride on the red carpet # 961 00:43:57,668 --> 00:44:00,796 # Yes, I know that in the world is spinning fast now # 962 00:44:00,838 --> 00:44:03,102 # Notify Lollobrigida to step aside # 963 00:44:03,140 --> 00:44:05,472 # Mama you welcome the sixties # 964 00:44:05,509 --> 00:44:08,501 # Oh-o-o-o-o # 965 00:44:08,545 --> 00:44:11,639 # Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-baby # 966 00:44:11,682 --> 00:44:14,617 # Oh-o-o-o-o # 967 00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:18,315 # Go, Mama, go, go, go # 968 00:44:18,355 --> 00:44:22,189 # Welcome to the sixties # 969 00:44:22,226 --> 00:44:24,820 # Open the door for girls who have # 970 00:44:24,862 --> 00:44:28,559 # He's a star, Tracy, gone, gone, gone # 971 00:44:31,802 --> 00:44:33,326 # Hey, Mama, welcome to the sixties # 972 00:44:33,370 --> 00:44:34,564 # Your mama, your mama in # 973 00:44:36,407 --> 00:44:38,807 # Mama You see yourself and wonder where? " # 974 00:44:38,842 --> 00:44:40,002 # Where have you been? # 975 00:44:40,044 --> 00:44:42,069 # Your mama has been turned on, she's all aglow # 976 00:44:42,112 --> 00:44:43,773 # Your mama, what is she holding back # 977 00:44:43,814 --> 00:44:45,475 # Your mama must let go, go, go # 978 00:44:45,516 --> 00:44:48,007 # Welcome to "six", to "O" # 979 00:44:48,052 --> 00:44:52,682 # For apostrophes "s" hey-yay, baby, yeah # 980 00:44:52,723 --> 00:44:53,883 # Oh-oooo # 981 00:44:57,861 --> 00:45:01,729 # Oh yeah # 982 00:45:01,765 --> 00:45:03,926 # Go, Mama, go, go, go # 983 00:45:03,967 --> 00:45:06,868 # Oh-ooooo, oh-ooooo # 984 00:45:06,904 --> 00:45:11,273 # Oh-o-o-o-o goes, goes, Mama, goes away, leaves! # 985 00:45:13,310 --> 00:45:15,210 Mmm. Mmm. 986 00:45:15,245 --> 00:45:17,713 Wait until Daddy sees you. 987 00:45:17,748 --> 00:45:19,215 Seeing me 988 00:45:19,249 --> 00:45:21,547 He never paid attention to what I was wearing. 989 00:45:21,585 --> 00:45:25,214 In 20 years, he never even said to me, "good mother tongue" or nothing. 990 00:45:25,255 --> 00:45:26,552 Now he will do it. 991 00:45:26,590 --> 00:45:30,048 Maybe, if he goes who shop for 5 minutes. 992 00:45:30,094 --> 00:45:32,585 I swear, I don't know what happened down there Good. 993 00:45:32,629 --> 00:45:33,926 Mrs. Turnblad. 994 00:45:33,964 --> 00:45:37,092 I know who his mother is you are everywhere 995 00:45:37,134 --> 00:45:39,659 Very? 996 00:45:39,703 --> 00:45:41,432 Hello, Amber 997 00:45:41,472 --> 00:45:42,598 Hello, Tracy. 998 00:45:42,639 --> 00:45:44,368 999 00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:47,844 Ma, this is Amber and Mrs. von Tussle. 1000 00:45:47,878 --> 00:45:50,506 Mrs. von Tussle is the station manager. 1001 00:45:50,547 --> 00:45:52,742 Oh, station manager. 1002 00:45:52,783 --> 00:45:56,378 Oh! Oh, that's great-a You let him on the show. 1003 00:45:56,420 --> 00:46:00,447 Well, Tracy must have... redefined our standards. Ha ha! 1004 00:46:00,491 --> 00:46:01,685 That is certain. 1005 00:46:03,527 --> 00:46:05,518 new clothes? 1006 00:46:05,562 --> 00:46:06,961 Oh yeah. 1007 00:46:06,997 --> 00:46:08,692 Well, you will stop traffic. 1008 00:46:08,732 --> 00:46:10,063 Ha ha ha. 1009 00:46:11,168 --> 00:46:13,033 Nice to meet you. Tracy. 1010 00:46:16,740 --> 00:46:17,934 See you later, Tracy. 1011 00:46:19,176 --> 00:46:20,404 Ugh. 1012 00:46:20,444 --> 00:46:23,607 Ma, don't listen to a word he says! 1013 00:46:23,647 --> 00:46:25,046 I take this back. 1014 00:46:25,082 --> 00:46:26,106 Don't you dare - me. - Don't be brave 1015 00:46:26,150 --> 00:46:28,243 1016 00:46:28,285 --> 00:46:29,843 Don't you know why he hates us? 1017 00:46:29,887 --> 00:46:32,617 She's afraid I'll beat Amber for Miss Teenage Hairspray. 1018 00:46:34,224 --> 00:46:35,213 Very? 1019 00:46:35,259 --> 00:46:37,693 They cannot put Tracy specifically. 1020 00:46:37,728 --> 00:46:38,786 I won't have it 1021 00:46:38,829 --> 00:46:41,161 I mean, even though I have to teach him myself... 1022 00:46:41,198 --> 00:46:42,893 they can't hold my friend back 1023 00:46:42,933 --> 00:46:44,798 - You are a saint - Mm. 1024 00:46:44,835 --> 00:46:48,271 Oh, and that's not really true about him and the whole football team. 1025 00:46:48,305 --> 00:46:49,602 I mean, please. 1026 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,666 Anyone can get grass stains all behind them. 1027 00:46:53,610 --> 00:46:55,134 Amber, stop it. 1028 00:46:55,179 --> 00:46:56,578 I'm sick — you did it. 1029 00:46:56,613 --> 00:46:58,342 Only because he's a good dancer. 1030 00:46:58,382 --> 00:47:00,179 Uh! Forgive me. 1031 00:47:00,217 --> 00:47:02,082 Do you think he can dance? 1032 00:47:02,119 --> 00:47:04,280 Well, maybe you prefer ask him as your partner You can be sponsored by Goodyear. 1033 00:47:04,321 --> 00:47:06,118 Excuse me. what goes back there 1034 00:47:06,156 --> 00:47:09,683 Tracy, that's terrible. 1035 00:47:12,095 --> 00:47:13,790 Mr. Flak doesn't have breasts. 1036 00:47:13,831 --> 00:47:16,664 What? No, I will never. 1037 00:47:16,700 --> 00:47:19,863 What... Oh. 1038 00:47:19,903 --> 00:47:21,495 Oh, and Mr. Larkin, maybe you want to share... 1039 00:47:34,318 --> 00:47:37,253 with the rest of Patrick Henry's class last words that are eternal "Kiss my ass"? 1040 00:47:37,287 --> 00:47:40,882 You don't need to do that, Link. 1041 00:47:42,159 --> 00:47:43,524 Hey, there's no prob. 1042 00:47:53,403 --> 00:47:55,234 1043 00:47:55,272 --> 00:47:56,569 1044 00:47:56,607 --> 00:47:59,508 1045 00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:00,840 1046 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:02,869 1047 00:48:04,014 --> 00:48:06,039 1048 00:48:10,988 --> 00:48:12,012 1049 00:48:13,390 --> 00:48:15,255 1050 00:48:15,292 --> 00:48:17,760 1051 00:48:17,794 --> 00:48:19,819 1052 00:48:19,863 --> 00:48:21,160 1053 00:48:21,198 --> 00:48:22,859 1054 00:48:22,900 --> 00:48:25,061 1055 00:48:25,102 --> 00:48:27,070 1056 00:48:27,104 --> 00:48:28,696 1057 00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:30,331 1058 00:48:30,374 --> 00:48:32,535 1059 00:48:32,576 --> 00:48:33,543 1060 00:48:33,577 --> 00:48:34,703 1061 00:48:34,745 --> 00:48:36,770 1062 00:48:36,813 --> 00:48:38,474 1063 00:48:38,515 --> 00:48:42,451 1064 00:48:42,486 --> 00:48:44,750 1065 00:48:44,788 --> 00:48:47,154 1066 00:48:47,190 --> 00:48:49,886 1067 00:48:49,927 --> 00:48:52,725 1068 00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:56,392 1069 00:48:56,433 --> 00:48:59,732 1070 00:48:59,770 --> 00:49:02,739 1071 00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:06,140 # Because if you choose the fruit, girl, You are sure to find # 1072 00:49:06,176 --> 00:49:09,543 # The more black berries, sweet juice # 1073 00:49:09,579 --> 00:49:12,605 # I can say that is not so but, darlin ', what's the point? # 1074 00:49:12,649 --> 00:49:15,777 # The darker the chocolate, the richer it feels # 1075 00:49:15,819 --> 00:49:17,912 # And that's where it's located at # 1076 00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:20,321 # Now, honey, run and say that # 1077 00:49:20,357 --> 00:49:21,688 # Now run and say that # 1078 00:49:24,628 --> 00:49:25,925 # Hey, yeah! # 1079 00:49:25,963 --> 00:49:28,261 # I can't see why people don't agree # 1080 00:49:28,298 --> 00:49:32,098 # Every time I tell them what I know it's true, oh, no # 1081 00:49:32,135 --> 00:49:33,102 # And if you come # 1082 00:49:33,136 --> 00:49:35,070 # And see my world from # 1083 00:49:35,105 --> 00:49:38,632 # I'm sure your heart will feel it too, yeah # 1084 00:49:38,675 --> 00:49:41,542 # I can lie but, honey, let's dare # 1085 00:49:41,578 --> 00:49:42,977 # vanilla can be fun # 1086 00:49:43,013 --> 00:49:44,981 # But if honestly told # 1087 00:49:45,015 --> 00:49:47,609 # Blacker berry, sweet juice # 1088 00:49:47,651 --> 00:49:50,882 # I can say that is not so but, darlin ', what's the point? # 1089 00:49:50,921 --> 00:49:54,152 # The darker the chocolate, the richer it feels # 1090 00:49:54,191 --> 00:49:56,022 # And that's where it's located at # 1091 00:49:56,059 --> 00:49:58,357 # Oh, honey, honey, run and say that # 1092 00:49:58,395 --> 00:50:00,090 # Run and say that # 1093 00:50:00,130 --> 00:50:01,620 # Go run and say that # 1094 00:50:01,665 --> 00:50:02,962 # Run and say that # 1095 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,968 # Come on and run and say that # 1096 00:50:05,002 --> 00:50:06,128 # Run and say that # 1097 00:50:06,169 --> 00:50:07,636 # Hey, run and tell # 1098 00:50:07,671 --> 00:50:08,865 # Go tell # 1099 00:50:08,905 --> 00:50:11,169 # Run and say that # 1100 00:50:13,844 --> 00:50:14,811 Link! 1101 00:50:14,845 --> 00:50:16,403 Link Larkin! 1102 00:50:18,415 --> 00:50:20,645 # Hey, yeah! # 1103 00:50:20,684 --> 00:50:24,347 # Yes yes yes, yes yes yes # 1104 00:50:24,388 --> 00:50:25,480 - what? - Hey! 1105 00:50:25,522 --> 00:50:26,614 What 1106 00:50:28,058 --> 00:50:29,787 # Whoo! # 1107 00:50:29,826 --> 00:50:31,384 Come here, kid. 1108 00:50:31,428 --> 00:50:33,362 This is my sister, Little Inez. 1109 00:50:33,397 --> 00:50:35,024 Oh, I know Tracy Turnblad. 1110 00:50:35,065 --> 00:50:36,760 Good for you, girl You appeared on the show. 1111 00:50:36,800 --> 00:50:38,529 1112 00:50:38,568 --> 00:50:40,661 1113 00:50:40,704 --> 00:50:42,331 1114 00:50:42,372 --> 00:50:45,671 1115 00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:48,405 1116 00:50:48,445 --> 00:50:52,108 1117 00:50:52,149 --> 00:50:54,879 1118 00:50:54,918 --> 00:50:58,581 1119 00:50:58,622 --> 00:51:01,648 1120 00:51:01,691 --> 00:51:04,785 1121 00:51:04,828 --> 00:51:09,322 # It's like a river and drifts to the sky, to the sky! # 1122 00:51:09,366 --> 00:51:12,767 # Hey, I can't see the reason it can't # 1123 00:51:12,803 --> 00:51:14,896 # A rather strange world where we all get our chance # 1124 00:51:14,938 --> 00:51:15,962 # Aw, yeah # 1125 00:51:16,006 --> 00:51:17,303 # Now it's time # 1126 00:51:17,340 --> 00:51:19,900 # So we can show it how to just play the music # 1127 00:51:19,943 --> 00:51:22,309 # And let's all dance, yeah, yeah # 1128 00:51:22,345 --> 00:51:25,610 # Because everything is the same when it comes to loving # 1129 00:51:25,649 --> 00:51:28,743 # Well, that's not entirely true Because when push comes to push # 1130 00:51:28,785 --> 00:51:31,754 # The more black berries, sweet juice # 1131 00:51:31,788 --> 00:51:35,451 # They say no, but, darlin ', what's the point? # 1132 00:51:35,492 --> 00:51:38,359 # The darker the chocolate, the richer it feels # 1133 00:51:38,395 --> 00:51:39,862 # And that's where it's located at # 1134 00:51:39,896 --> 00:51:42,490 # Now, baby, baby, honey, run and say that # 1135 00:51:42,532 --> 00:51:45,699 # Run and say that # 1136 00:51:45,735 --> 00:51:47,100 # Ah yes, honey # # Run and say that # 1137 00:51:47,137 --> 00:51:49,037 # Go run and say that # 1138 00:51:49,072 --> 00:51:55,341 # G-g-g-g-go home and run and say that # 1139 00:51:55,378 --> 00:52:02,443 # Yeah, yeah # 1140 00:52:02,486 --> 00:52:09,756 # Yes yes yes, yes yes yes # 1141 00:52:09,793 --> 00:52:11,590 # Whoo! # 1142 00:52:11,628 --> 00:52:14,426 - leave, honey - what? 1143 00:52:16,366 --> 00:52:17,856 That's terrible. 1144 00:52:17,901 --> 00:52:19,994 Mother, she's only dancing on that bus... 1145 00:52:20,036 --> 00:52:21,560 with the big white whale and the Negroes. 1146 00:52:21,605 --> 00:52:22,867 No, honey Reeling him back is the easiest thing in the world. 1147 00:52:22,906 --> 00:52:25,807 Remember, I controlled his career. 1148 00:52:25,842 --> 00:52:28,276 Ohh. 1149 00:52:30,347 --> 00:52:31,314 Now, don't worry. 1150 00:52:31,348 --> 00:52:33,009 Mother will take care of everything. 1151 00:52:33,049 --> 00:52:35,017 Are you all hungry? for some fun? 1152 00:52:59,376 --> 00:53:02,641 # Yeah # 1153 00:53:04,447 --> 00:53:05,436 # Bring the pecan cake # 1154 00:53:06,483 --> 00:53:09,941 # Pour a little sugar into it, sugar, don't be shy # 1155 00:53:09,986 --> 00:53:14,821 # My scoop is messy from the brown swirl # 1156 00:53:14,858 --> 00:53:19,818 # Don't be stingy, I'm a girl who grew up # 1157 00:53:19,863 --> 00:53:23,697 1158 00:53:23,733 --> 00:53:29,194 # I offer great love without apology # 1159 00:53:29,239 --> 00:53:33,573 # How can I reject the world most of me? # 1160 00:53:33,610 --> 00:53:38,377 # I am not afraid of to throw my weight around # 1161 00:53:38,415 --> 00:53:42,044 # Pound by pounds by pound # 1162 00:53:42,085 --> 00:53:47,819 # Because I'm big, blonde and beautiful # 1163 00:53:47,857 --> 00:53:52,453 # Facing reality, is just undeniable # 1164 00:53:52,495 --> 00:53:56,829 # No one wants to eat which only offers the least # 1165 00:53:56,866 --> 00:54:00,768 # When, son, we are servin ' whole fucking party # 1166 00:54:02,939 --> 00:54:06,568 Well, it looks like you take a step out of bounds. 1167 00:54:06,610 --> 00:54:07,634 Now, who are we here for? 1168 00:54:07,677 --> 00:54:09,611 Mom, I want you to meet my new friend. 1169 00:54:09,646 --> 00:54:12,240 This is Link. Tracy Turnblad. 1170 00:54:12,282 --> 00:54:15,547 This is just so afro-tastic! 1171 00:54:15,585 --> 00:54:17,382 And this young woman is here... 1172 00:54:17,420 --> 00:54:19,320 is Penny Pingleton 1173 00:54:21,324 --> 00:54:23,417 I am very happy and afraid to be here 1174 00:54:23,460 --> 00:54:27,920 Oh, now, honey We have more reasons fear in your way Now, put the note. 1175 00:54:27,964 --> 00:54:29,829 You will scratch it. 1176 00:54:29,866 --> 00:54:31,094 Can't you take care of your little girl... 1177 00:54:31,134 --> 00:54:32,101 Should we dance? 1178 00:54:32,135 --> 00:54:33,102 Come on. 1179 00:54:33,136 --> 00:54:34,330 My name is Mike. 1180 00:54:35,605 --> 00:54:37,129 Mike? 1181 00:54:37,173 --> 00:54:38,265 Yes, Mike. 1182 00:54:38,308 --> 00:54:40,003 Who is Mike? 1183 00:54:40,043 --> 00:54:41,101 This is Mike. 1184 00:54:41,144 --> 00:54:42,270 Anyway, ahem... 1185 00:54:42,312 --> 00:54:44,280 1186 00:54:44,314 --> 00:54:46,214 I call because I have some information... 1187 00:54:46,249 --> 00:54:47,910 about your daughter's whereabouts 1188 00:54:47,951 --> 00:54:49,714 - What? - Right now, when we talk... 1189 00:54:49,753 --> 00:54:53,280 your daughter has entered moral den... 1190 00:54:53,323 --> 00:54:55,188 tusam oil. 1191 00:54:55,225 --> 00:54:57,693 # Babies don't sleep # 1192 00:54:57,727 --> 00:54:59,854 # Babies don't eat # 1193 00:54:59,896 --> 00:55:04,799 # Baby is like boink-boink # 1194 00:55:04,834 --> 00:55:07,735 Link, won't you get it in a terrible problem for this? 1195 00:55:07,771 --> 00:55:09,568 I didn't mean to tell my father. 1196 00:55:09,606 --> 00:55:12,074 No, I mean in trouble With other people. 1197 00:55:12,108 --> 00:55:14,804 Hmm. Maybe. 1198 00:55:14,844 --> 00:55:16,812 Maybe it's very valuable. 1199 00:55:16,846 --> 00:55:20,111 1200 00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:21,139 1201 00:55:23,019 --> 00:55:25,681 1202 00:55:26,856 --> 00:55:28,949 1203 00:55:28,992 --> 00:55:30,482 1204 00:55:32,862 --> 00:55:34,762 1205 00:55:34,798 --> 00:55:36,265 1206 00:55:36,299 --> 00:55:37,789 1207 00:55:37,834 --> 00:55:39,995 1208 00:55:40,036 --> 00:55:42,504 1209 00:55:42,539 --> 00:55:45,997 1210 00:55:47,210 --> 00:55:48,837 1211 00:55:48,878 --> 00:55:51,312 1212 00:55:51,348 --> 00:55:52,542 1213 00:55:52,582 --> 00:55:54,846 1214 00:55:54,884 --> 00:55:57,045 1215 00:55:57,087 --> 00:55:58,748 1216 00:55:58,788 --> 00:56:00,119 1217 00:56:00,156 --> 00:56:01,817 1218 00:56:01,858 --> 00:56:04,520 1219 00:56:04,561 --> 00:56:06,722 1220 00:56:14,671 --> 00:56:16,400 1221 00:56:16,439 --> 00:56:20,702 1222 00:56:20,744 --> 00:56:24,475 1223 00:56:24,514 --> 00:56:25,503 1224 00:56:25,548 --> 00:56:26,776 1225 00:56:26,816 --> 00:56:29,649 1226 00:56:29,686 --> 00:56:34,453 1227 00:56:34,491 --> 00:56:39,121 # We need people who bring men-sized appetites # 1228 00:56:39,162 --> 00:56:44,293 # We will use a pinch of sugar and dash-a seasoning # 1229 00:56:44,334 --> 00:56:48,862 # I will let you lick the spoon because it tastes so good # 1230 00:56:48,905 --> 00:56:53,035 # We keep it in the oven until it's nice and hot # 1231 00:56:53,076 --> 00:56:57,376 # Keep stirring 'until it touches point # 1232 00:56:57,414 --> 00:57:02,852 # Because I'm big, blonde and beautiful # 1233 00:57:02,886 --> 00:57:07,550 Nothing about us is not suitable # 1234 00:57:07,590 --> 00:57:11,492 # Why sit on a bench shame and fear # 1235 00:57:11,528 --> 00:57:16,397 # When, Edna, do you see like the whole parade? # 1236 00:57:16,433 --> 00:57:19,402 They say it's white is possible and thin is in # 1237 00:57:19,436 --> 00:57:20,960 # Well, that's just bull # 1238 00:57:21,004 --> 00:57:22,938 # Because, big, lady is back # 1239 00:57:22,972 --> 00:57:26,271 # And for black, beautiful # 1240 00:57:26,309 --> 00:57:28,174 # All shapes and sizes follow me # 1241 00:57:28,211 --> 00:57:35,447 # Who wants a branch when? You can climb a whole tree # 1242 00:57:35,601 --> 00:57:37,068 # Yeah, yeah # 1243 00:57:37,102 --> 00:57:43,041 # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah # 1244 00:57:43,075 --> 00:57:45,566 Groovy, honey Groovy. 1245 00:57:54,620 --> 00:57:56,087 Hello? 1246 00:58:20,346 --> 00:58:21,711 Hello ?! 1247 00:58:31,890 --> 00:58:33,289 - Graah! - Oh, my God! 1248 00:58:33,325 --> 00:58:36,055 Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ah! I found out. 1249 00:58:36,095 --> 00:58:37,585 Ha ha ha! 1250 00:58:37,630 --> 00:58:41,066 Welcome, mmm, to Hardy-Har Hut. 1251 00:58:41,100 --> 00:58:44,092 If we can't smile on your face, Your skin is too tight. 1252 00:58:44,136 --> 00:58:46,104 - Oh! - Bop, bop 1253 00:58:46,138 --> 00:58:48,265 - Oh. - I have something for you Yes. 1254 00:58:48,307 --> 00:58:49,604 Only in 1255 00:58:49,642 --> 00:58:50,939 You will like it. 1256 00:58:50,976 --> 00:58:52,273 Huh? 1257 00:58:52,311 --> 00:58:53,972 Oh. 1258 00:58:54,013 --> 00:58:55,878 Cigarette? 1259 00:58:57,149 --> 00:58:58,776 Ha ha ha. 1260 00:58:58,817 --> 00:59:02,685 Tempting but, uh... no thanks. 1261 00:59:02,721 --> 00:59:03,949 - Ha ha ha! - Oh. 1262 00:59:03,989 --> 00:59:05,786 Okay, eh. 1263 00:59:07,393 --> 00:59:08,917 What can I do for you? 1264 00:59:08,961 --> 00:59:10,189 Something for the mister? 1265 00:59:10,229 --> 00:59:14,256 Unfortunately, there is currently no mystery. 1266 00:59:14,299 --> 00:59:16,164 Beautiful women like you My husband... 1267 00:59:16,201 --> 00:59:18,328 ... accidentally suffocated. 1268 00:59:21,106 --> 00:59:23,370 You need friends I did I need a friend. 1269 00:59:23,409 --> 00:59:24,808 1270 00:59:24,843 --> 00:59:28,711 1271 00:59:28,747 --> 00:59:33,514 And the way to a man's heart is through his funny bones. 1272 00:59:33,552 --> 00:59:35,850 Now it's a breakwater for you. 1273 00:59:38,190 --> 00:59:40,886 Oh, Miss Maybelle, You throw a beautiful party. 1274 00:59:40,926 --> 00:59:42,894 But what are you celebratin '? 1275 00:59:43,862 --> 00:59:45,659 Well, this is kind of an ending. 1276 00:59:45,698 --> 00:59:48,132 But it's worth going out with bang. 1277 00:59:48,167 --> 00:59:49,964 What ends 1278 00:59:51,537 --> 00:59:52,697 Negro Day 1279 00:59:52,738 --> 00:59:54,330 What? 1280 00:59:54,373 --> 00:59:57,467 Alright. Time you know 1281 00:59:57,509 --> 01:00:01,570 Velma von Tussle just told me we have shown the last one. 1282 01:00:01,613 --> 01:00:03,103 No. 1283 01:00:03,148 --> 01:00:05,514 Yes, it seems that our little event is a nice little placeholder... 1284 01:00:05,551 --> 01:00:07,712 - But it's time to get some rankings. - aww! 1285 01:00:07,753 --> 01:00:10,051 I don't want to tell you in front. 1286 01:00:10,089 --> 01:00:12,717 I just want to have fun tonight. 1287 01:00:12,758 --> 01:00:15,056 But I practice so hard. 1288 01:00:15,094 --> 01:00:17,654 Now I will never get the chance to appear at the event. 1289 01:00:17,696 --> 01:00:19,391 Oh, you will look, honey I promise. 1290 01:00:19,431 --> 01:00:20,420 You can't have your own program? 1291 01:00:20,466 --> 01:00:22,093 Okay, you will dance with us. 1292 01:00:22,134 --> 01:00:23,601 Hmm. Honey. 1293 01:00:23,635 --> 01:00:25,227 Have you done a lot of history? 1294 01:00:25,270 --> 01:00:27,067 Yes always. 1295 01:00:27,106 --> 01:00:29,233 Traces, black and white never dance on TV together. 1296 01:00:29,274 --> 01:00:32,243 1297 01:00:32,277 --> 01:00:34,768 Well, if we can't dance... 1298 01:00:34,813 --> 01:00:37,941 Maybe we should just line up. 1299 01:00:40,252 --> 01:00:42,243 Ooh, it will produce some big mice. 1300 01:00:42,287 --> 01:00:43,879 Better time slots too. 1301 01:00:43,922 --> 01:00:44,911 Mm-hmm. 1302 01:00:44,957 --> 01:00:47,016 As on the 11:00 news. 1303 01:00:47,059 --> 01:00:48,026 Ahh! 1304 01:00:48,060 --> 01:00:49,391 What are you saying 1305 01:00:49,428 --> 01:00:50,986 Should we give this good woman... 1306 01:00:51,029 --> 01:00:52,257 all the ranks he deserves? 1307 01:00:52,297 --> 01:00:54,026 - yes! - yes! 1308 01:00:54,066 --> 01:00:55,397 Hey, hey! 1309 01:00:55,434 --> 01:00:57,800 Now, it's school night... 1310 01:00:57,836 --> 01:00:59,360 and I think we should call it night. 1311 01:00:59,404 --> 01:01:02,305 Tell you what. We met at church Friday, 4:00... 1312 01:01:02,341 --> 01:01:05,469 and we will line up at WYZT. 1313 01:01:05,511 --> 01:01:07,741 - yes! - yes! 1314 01:01:07,780 --> 01:01:08,769 Yes! 1315 01:01:08,814 --> 01:01:10,577 Tracy, you can't protest, honey. 1316 01:01:10,616 --> 01:01:12,607 I mean, these are beautiful people... 1317 01:01:12,651 --> 01:01:14,414 But if you protest, you will be on the list. 1318 01:01:14,453 --> 01:01:16,011 You will be in the file. 1319 01:01:16,054 --> 01:01:18,215 J. Edgar Hoover will remain Wiretappin '... 1320 01:01:18,257 --> 01:01:20,088 Your body is cold and dies in the grave. 1321 01:01:20,125 --> 01:01:21,251 Oh, mother. 1322 01:01:21,293 --> 01:01:24,262 Link, we go with them, right? 1323 01:01:24,296 --> 01:01:26,526 Walk with me. 1324 01:01:26,565 --> 01:01:30,331 You want your Belgian chocolate animal dung 1325 01:01:32,304 --> 01:01:34,602 Dot dot This shop is for you - Oh! What a treasure. - Hah? 1326 01:01:34,640 --> 01:01:38,804 Come here, baby 1327 01:01:38,844 --> 01:01:41,506 Don't be sad 1328 01:01:41,547 --> 01:01:43,276 1329 01:01:43,315 --> 01:01:45,146 We will make it happen, okay? 1330 01:01:45,184 --> 01:01:46,276 I can go 1331 01:01:46,318 --> 01:01:47,649 Now, come on, now. 1332 01:01:47,686 --> 01:01:49,017 I can't worry about you out there. 1333 01:01:50,556 --> 01:01:52,456 Traces... 1334 01:01:52,491 --> 01:01:55,153 I have been smilin 'and dancin' on this program for 3 years. 1335 01:01:56,328 --> 01:01:57,556 Mrs. von Tussle just promised... 1336 01:01:57,596 --> 01:01:59,291 I can sing in the Miss Hairspray contest. 1337 01:01:59,331 --> 01:02:02,300 He-he invited an agent. 1338 01:02:02,334 --> 01:02:04,632 That's my shot, Trace. 1339 01:02:04,670 --> 01:02:06,365 I can't harm it. 1340 01:02:06,405 --> 01:02:08,600 But that's true. 1341 01:02:08,640 --> 01:02:10,471 I'm sorry, Trace. 1342 01:02:10,509 --> 01:02:13,307 I just thought of this adventure... 1343 01:02:13,345 --> 01:02:14,642 a little... 1344 01:02:14,680 --> 01:02:15,977 is too big for me God. No, no, no. That's not what I am 1345 01:02:18,717 --> 01:02:20,378 1346 01:02:20,419 --> 01:02:22,478 I understand, link That's your shot No, Trace, that's not what I- 1347 01:02:22,521 --> 01:02:23,920 It's okay. 1348 01:02:23,956 --> 01:02:24,945 Oh, honey. 1349 01:02:27,893 --> 01:02:29,360 I have to go. 1350 01:02:32,998 --> 01:02:35,057 Give him time. 1351 01:02:35,100 --> 01:02:36,658 He will know he's crazy about you. 1352 01:02:36,702 --> 01:02:38,727 You have to say that, You are my mother I know a little something about men. 1353 01:02:38,770 --> 01:02:42,001 And, my personal favorite, x-ray specifications 1354 01:02:42,040 --> 01:02:45,271 You can see through anything. 1355 01:02:45,310 --> 01:02:49,542 Skin, clothes, just mention it. 1356 01:02:49,581 --> 01:02:51,276 Now, bring your father And he is always downstairs in the shop workers are late. 1357 01:02:51,316 --> 01:02:54,877 Do I consider it personal? Not. 1358 01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:56,251 1359 01:02:56,288 --> 01:02:59,121 1360 01:02:59,157 --> 01:03:01,557 1361 01:03:01,593 --> 01:03:04,221 Men always prioritize their careers. 1362 01:03:04,263 --> 01:03:05,457 Remember that. 1363 01:03:05,497 --> 01:03:06,589 GOOD. 1364 01:03:06,632 --> 01:03:08,725 I'm really tired, I'm going to sleep. 1365 01:03:08,767 --> 01:03:09,893 Alright, honey. 1366 01:03:09,935 --> 01:03:10,902 Night. 1367 01:03:10,936 --> 01:03:13,063 - I love you. - I love you too. 1368 01:03:13,105 --> 01:03:15,130 I think I'm going to sleep too. 1369 01:03:15,173 --> 01:03:17,107 Oh, I'm very tired. 1370 01:03:22,781 --> 01:03:26,080 You don't need them... 1371 01:03:26,118 --> 01:03:29,246 to see what's behind this clothes. 1372 01:03:29,288 --> 01:03:31,984 There are products that really work... 1373 01:03:32,024 --> 01:03:34,618 Because this is fake as a three dollar bill. 1374 01:03:38,664 --> 01:03:40,564 Amazing! 1375 01:03:40,599 --> 01:03:42,464 I can do fan dance with lettuce leaves... 1376 01:03:42,501 --> 01:03:45,664 and you will still be really stupid. 1377 01:03:45,704 --> 01:03:46,671 Gathering. 1378 01:03:46,705 --> 01:03:48,229 Yes, stupid. 1379 01:03:48,273 --> 01:03:50,002 I failed to find geometry. 1380 01:03:50,042 --> 01:03:52,738 Yeah, well-and biology too, no doubt! 1381 01:03:52,778 --> 01:03:54,370 Yes. 1382 01:03:55,814 --> 01:03:57,805 Wait! How about this? 1383 01:04:01,887 --> 01:04:04,253 Their lips, those eyes are # 1384 01:04:04,289 --> 01:04:05,620 # Food is # 1385 01:04:05,657 --> 01:04:07,989 # Well, nothing like spread # 1386 01:04:08,026 --> 01:04:09,926 # To get yes in mood # 1387 01:04:09,962 --> 01:04:14,399 # Wilbur, can't feel it burn the fire of hot desire # 1388 01:04:14,433 --> 01:04:16,924 # You need more than a few seltzers # 1389 01:04:16,969 --> 01:04:19,437 # To extinguish this fire # 1390 01:04:19,471 --> 01:04:22,963 # I wailin ': "look out, old Balti- # 1391 01:04:23,008 --> 01:04:24,999 #" - more "I select' something '# 1392 01:04:25,043 --> 01:04:28,376 1393 01:04:28,413 --> 01:04:30,847 1394 01:04:30,882 --> 01:04:32,543 1395 01:04:32,584 --> 01:04:35,382 1396 01:04:35,420 --> 01:04:37,581 1397 01:04:38,690 --> 01:04:40,317 1398 01:04:40,359 --> 01:04:41,553 1399 01:04:41,593 --> 01:04:43,686 1400 01:04:43,729 --> 01:04:45,788 1401 01:04:45,831 --> 01:04:48,356 1402 01:04:48,400 --> 01:04:50,300 1403 01:04:50,335 --> 01:04:52,530 1404 01:04:52,571 --> 01:04:54,129 1405 01:04:54,172 --> 01:04:55,230 1406 01:04:55,273 --> 01:04:56,535 1407 01:04:56,575 --> 01:04:58,873 1408 01:04:58,910 --> 01:04:59,877 1409 01:04:59,911 --> 01:05:01,003 1410 01:05:01,046 --> 01:05:04,641 1411 01:05:04,683 --> 01:05:05,877 1412 01:05:07,552 --> 01:05:10,749 1413 01:05:10,789 --> 01:05:13,223 1414 01:05:13,258 --> 01:05:14,850 1415 01:05:14,893 --> 01:05:18,556 1416 01:05:41,186 --> 01:05:43,347 1417 01:05:43,388 --> 01:05:44,650 1418 01:05:49,094 --> 01:05:50,061 1419 01:05:51,096 --> 01:05:53,257 1420 01:05:53,298 --> 01:05:56,165 1421 01:05:56,201 --> 01:05:57,600 1422 01:05:58,870 --> 01:06:00,929 1423 01:06:01,973 --> 01:06:04,168 1424 01:06:04,209 --> 01:06:06,404 1425 01:06:06,445 --> 01:06:08,777 1426 01:06:08,814 --> 01:06:10,577 1427 01:06:10,615 --> 01:06:13,812 1428 01:06:18,824 --> 01:06:22,191 1429 01:06:22,227 --> 01:06:25,594 1430 01:06:25,630 --> 01:06:27,757 1431 01:06:27,799 --> 01:06:32,133 1432 01:06:32,170 --> 01:06:35,435 1433 01:06:35,474 --> 01:06:37,772 1434 01:06:37,809 --> 01:06:41,472 1435 01:06:41,513 --> 01:06:44,380 1436 01:06:44,416 --> 01:06:46,577 1437 01:06:46,618 --> 01:06:49,246 1438 01:06:49,287 --> 01:06:51,255 1439 01:06:51,289 --> 01:06:53,951 What are you talking about? 1440 01:06:53,992 --> 01:06:56,222 I think I've bubble or something. 1441 01:06:56,261 --> 01:06:59,958 Thinking that justice will just happen. 1442 01:06:59,998 --> 01:07:01,522 This is not. 1443 01:07:01,566 --> 01:07:04,797 I think people like me will have to wake up... 1444 01:07:04,836 --> 01:07:09,170 from their father's lap and go out there and fight for it 1445 01:07:16,681 --> 01:07:19,115 Ahh. Your mother and me... 1446 01:07:21,520 --> 01:07:25,081 But you... get to Schenectady. 1447 01:07:25,123 --> 01:07:28,991 So, if there is something you need to stand up for... 1448 01:07:29,027 --> 01:07:32,554 Don't listen to old dogs like us. 1449 01:07:32,597 --> 01:07:35,828 We need to learn some new tricks... 1450 01:07:35,867 --> 01:07:37,266 from you. 1451 01:07:40,205 --> 01:07:42,139 You need mom He changed the key. 1452 01:07:48,213 --> 01:07:50,511 Oh. 1453 01:07:56,288 --> 01:07:57,812 1454 01:08:02,060 --> 01:08:03,721 Good night, Father. 1455 01:08:12,404 --> 01:08:15,896 Ah, wow. 1456 01:08:15,941 --> 01:08:17,738 Come on, honey. 1457 01:08:22,113 --> 01:08:23,876 Honey, take me 5 years... 1458 01:08:23,915 --> 01:08:26,076 to find out you're teasing. 1459 01:08:26,117 --> 01:08:28,415 How can I? 1460 01:08:30,088 --> 01:08:32,420 Well, he is very glamorous. 1461 01:08:32,457 --> 01:08:34,823 Edna. 1462 01:08:38,897 --> 01:08:42,060 He just makes me feel old. 1463 01:08:42,100 --> 01:08:43,590 Nonsense. 1464 01:08:43,635 --> 01:08:45,466 Dolls! 1465 01:08:45,503 --> 01:08:47,437 You are swift as slinky 1466 01:08:49,574 --> 01:08:51,838 I'm not talking to you. 1467 01:08:51,876 --> 01:08:56,245 # Styles remain a-changin ', world reset' # 1468 01:08:56,281 --> 01:09:00,411 # But, Edna, you are eternal to me # 1469 01:09:00,452 --> 01:09:04,081 Shorter hemlines, beer costs a quarter # 1470 01:09:04,122 --> 01:09:09,253 # But time can't take what comes free # 1471 01:09:09,294 --> 01:09:12,593 # You like old cheese that smells, honey # 1472 01:09:12,631 --> 01:09:17,261 # Only gettin 'riper with age # 1473 01:09:17,302 --> 01:09:19,770 # You are like a fatal disease, baby # 1474 01:09:19,804 --> 01:09:21,066 What? 1475 01:09:21,106 --> 01:09:24,940 # But there is no cure, so let this fever get angry # 1476 01:09:24,976 --> 01:09:28,969 # Some people can't stand it, say time is bandits # 1477 01:09:29,014 --> 01:09:32,780 # But I take the opposite view # 1478 01:09:32,817 --> 01:09:35,411 # Because when I need an elevator # 1479 01:09:35,453 --> 01:09:37,216 # Time to bring gifts # 1480 01:09:37,255 --> 01:09:41,316 # Another day with you # 1481 01:09:41,359 --> 01:09:43,122 # Twist or waltz # 1482 01:09:43,161 --> 01:09:45,288 # It's all the same as schmaltz # 1483 01:09:45,330 --> 01:09:48,959 # With only changes in view # 1484 01:09:49,000 --> 01:09:51,332 # You will never be an old hat # 1485 01:09:51,369 --> 01:09:52,358 # That is # 1486 01:09:52,404 --> 01:09:55,339 # You are eternal for me # 1487 01:09:58,009 --> 01:09:59,806 # Fads keep a-fadin '# 1488 01:09:59,844 --> 01:10:02,005 # Castro invadin '# 1489 01:10:02,047 --> 01:10:05,915 # But, Wilbur, you are eternal to me # 1490 01:10:05,950 --> 01:10:07,645 # Hairdos is higher # 1491 01:10:07,686 --> 01:10:09,813 # I feel like barbed wire # 1492 01:10:09,854 --> 01:10:14,052 # But you say I'm beautiful like # 1493 01:10:14,092 --> 01:10:17,186 # You are like rare vintage ripples # 1494 01:10:17,228 --> 01:10:18,286 Thank you. 1495 01:10:18,330 --> 01:10:22,323 # A vintage they will never forget # 1496 01:10:22,367 --> 01:10:25,928 # So pour me a tiny little triple # 1497 01:10:25,970 --> 01:10:27,494 Anytime 1498 01:10:27,539 --> 01:10:29,837 # And we can toast the fact we are not dead # 1499 01:10:29,874 --> 01:10:30,841 What? 1500 01:10:30,875 --> 01:10:32,502 # I can't stop eating # 1501 01:10:32,544 --> 01:10:34,239 # Your hairline is receding # 1502 01:09:34,279 --> 01:10:35,405 Hey. 1503 01:10:35,447 --> 01:10:37,506 # And so on You have absolutely nothing # 1504 01:10:37,549 --> 01:10:38,811 Never. 1505 01:10:38,850 --> 01:10:41,080 # So you will wear a wig # 1506 01:10:41,119 --> 01:10:42,643 # While I roast pork # 1507 01:10:42,687 --> 01:10:45,554 # Hey! Pass it Geritol # 1508 01:10:45,590 --> 01:10:46,852 I like pork 1509 01:10:46,891 --> 01:10:48,984 # Glenn Miller has a brass # 1510 01:10:49,027 --> 01:10:51,052 # That Chubby Checker is gas # 1511 01:10:51,096 --> 01:10:54,691 # But they all finally passed # 1512 01:10:54,733 --> 01:10:58,032 # You will never graduate, hip-hoor # 1513 01:10:58,069 --> 01:11:01,232 # You are eternal for me # 1514 01:11:12,650 --> 01:11:14,743 Heh heh! 1515 01:11:23,128 --> 01:11:24,425 Grrr! 1516 01:11:52,857 --> 01:11:56,258 # You are like a broken Chevy # 1517 01:11:56,294 --> 01:12:00,287 # What I need is new paint from paint # 1518 01:12:00,331 --> 01:12:04,734 # And, Edna, I managed to catch me goin 'hot and heavy # 1519 01:12:04,769 --> 01:12:06,566 # You are fat and old # 1520 01:12:06,604 --> 01:12:09,266 - What? - # But, honey, it's boring you're not # 1521 01:12:09,307 --> 01:12:11,172 # Some people don't get it # 1522 01:12:11,209 --> 01:12:13,200 # But we never fret # 1523 01:12:13,244 --> 01:12:16,771 # Because we know that time is our friend # 1524 01:12:16,815 --> 01:12:19,113 # Yes, this is clearly visible # 1525 01:12:19,150 --> 01:12:21,380 # That you are stuck with me # 1526 01:12:21,419 --> 01:12:25,355 # Until the bitter end # 1527 01:12:25,390 --> 01:12:29,292 # And we have a child who blew the lid # 1528 01:12:29,327 --> 01:12:32,785 # Off Turnblad family tree # 1529 01:12:32,831 --> 01:12:35,197 # You will always arrive at place # 1530 01:12:35,233 --> 01:12:36,860 # Great opportunity # 1531 01:12:36,901 --> 01:12:39,529 # You are eternal for me # 1532 01:12:41,172 --> 01:12:45,131 # You will always be du jour, mon amour # 1533 01:12:45,176 --> 01:12:47,644 # You are eternal for me # 1534 01:12:52,684 --> 01:12:57,121 # You will always be the first string # 1535 01:12:57,155 --> 01:13:00,420 # Ring-a-ding-ding # 1536 01:13:00,458 --> 01:13:13,466 # You are eternal for me # 1537 01:13:15,206 --> 01:13:18,505 # You are eternal # 1538 01:13:18,543 --> 01:13:27,679 # for me # 1539 01:13:27,719 --> 01:13:29,050 Oh, Wilbur. 1540 01:13:34,325 --> 01:13:36,122 Tracy. 1541 01:13:36,160 --> 01:13:37,559 Wake up, honey Wake up. Everything is good again. 1542 01:13:37,595 --> 01:13:41,031 Wilbur! Wilbur! 1543 01:13:42,767 --> 01:13:45,065 Uhh! 1544 01:13:45,103 --> 01:13:46,229 Seaweed, please help the signs come out 1545 01:13:47,572 --> 01:13:51,030 1546 01:13:51,075 --> 01:13:52,542 Give him one. 1547 01:13:52,577 --> 01:13:54,374 Hey, Jackie, we are here. 1548 01:13:54,412 --> 01:13:57,074 Ah, you Good, Gertrude. 1549 01:13:57,115 --> 01:13:59,083 Come on, yeah. Here it is. 1550 01:14:01,786 --> 01:14:02,946 Tracy! 1551 01:14:04,756 --> 01:14:06,883 You will pay a high price. 1552 01:14:06,925 --> 01:14:08,256 I know. 1553 01:14:08,293 --> 01:14:10,193 You will never dance on TV again. 1554 01:14:10,228 --> 01:14:12,526 If I can't dance with Seaweed and Little Inez... 1555 01:14:12,564 --> 01:14:15,032 then I don't want to dance on TV at all. 1556 01:14:18,436 --> 01:14:21,872 # There is a light # 1557 01:14:26,644 --> 01:14:34,107 # Even though night is black like my skin # 1558 01:14:34,152 --> 01:14:39,385 # There is a bright light # 1559 01:14:45,463 --> 01:14:50,127 # But I know where I am # 1560 01:14:52,001 --> 01:14:55,602 # There is a shout # 1561 01:14:55,640 --> 01:14:58,973 # in the distance # 1562 01:14:59,010 --> 01:15:05,745 # That is the sound that comes from inside # 1563 01:15:05,783 --> 01:15:08,274 # Hey, yeah # 1564 01:15:08,199 --> 01:15:11,948 # There is someone crying why why # 1565 01:15:11,990 --> 01:15:16,324 # I pray the answer in front # 1566 01:15:18,496 --> 01:15:24,264 # Because I know where I am # 1567 01:15:28,873 --> 01:15:32,707 # There is a path # 1568 01:15:32,744 --> 01:15:36,908 # We have traveled # 1569 01:15:36,948 --> 01:15:41,146 # Lost so much # 1570 01:15:41,185 --> 01:15:43,847 # On the way # 1571 01:15:45,523 --> 01:15:53,225 # But a lot of wealth will be # 1572 01:16:01,873 --> 01:16:05,832 # There is a dream # 1573 01:16:05,877 --> 01:16:09,813 - # In the future # - # Ooh-ooh # 1574 01:16:09,847 --> 01:16:12,441 # There is a struggle # 1575 01:16:12,483 --> 01:16:16,613 # That we haven't won # 1576 01:16:18,389 --> 01:16:22,348 # And there's pride in my heart # 1577 01:16:22,393 --> 01:16:27,023 # Because I know where I go # 1578 01:16:27,065 --> 01:16:29,033 # Yes, I do # 1579 01:16:29,067 --> 01:16:34,198 # And I know where I am # 1580 01:16:34,238 --> 01:16:35,205 # Yeah # 1581 01:16:35,239 --> 01:16:38,800 # There is a path # 1582 01:16:38,843 --> 01:16:43,206 # We have to travel # 1583 01:16:43,247 --> 01:16:45,374 # There is an appointment # 1584 01:16:45,416 --> 01:16:47,714 # There is an appointment # 1585 01:16:47,752 --> 01:16:49,117 # We must make # 1586 01:16:49,153 --> 01:16:51,383 # That we have to make # 1587 01:16:51,422 --> 01:16:53,390 # But wealth # 1588 01:16:53,424 --> 01:16:55,619 # Oh, but it's rich # 1589 01:16:55,660 --> 01:16:56,718 # Will be a lot # 1590 01:16:56,761 --> 01:16:59,730 # His wealth will be a lot, yes # 1591 01:16:59,764 --> 01:17:01,891 # Worth the risk # 1592 01:17:01,933 --> 01:17:04,060 # And the possibilities that we take # 1593 01:17:04,102 --> 01:17:08,061 # And it's possible we took # 1594 01:17:08,106 --> 01:17:10,836 # There is a dream # 1595 01:17:10,875 --> 01:17:16,745 # Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, in the future # 1596 01:17:16,781 --> 01:17:18,078 # There is a struggle # 1597 01:17:18,116 --> 01:17:19,083 # Struggle # 1598 01:17:19,117 --> 01:17:21,847 # That we haven't won # 1599 01:17:21,886 --> 01:17:24,582 # We haven't won # 1600 01:17:24,622 --> 01:17:26,419 # Use that pride # 1601 01:17:26,457 --> 01:17:27,424 # Pride # 1602 01:17:27,458 --> 01:17:29,426 # In our hearts # 1603 01:17:29,460 --> 01:17:30,427 # To lift us up # 1604 01:17:30,461 --> 01:17:31,428 # Raise us # 1605 01:17:31,462 --> 01:17:33,521 # See you tomorrow # 1606 01:17:33,564 --> 01:17:34,758 # Oooh # 1607 01:17:34,799 --> 01:17:40,396 # Because only to sit will still be a sin # 1608 01:17:40,438 --> 01:17:44,101 # I know that, I know that, I know where I go # 1609 01:17:44,142 --> 01:17:52,277 # God knows I know # 1610 01:17:52,316 --> 01:17:56,616 # Where have I been # 1611 01:17:56,654 --> 01:17:58,622 # Oh, when we win # 1612 01:17:58,656 --> 01:18:02,285 # Yes, I will thank my God # 1613 01:18:02,326 --> 01:18:07,127 # Because I know where I am # 1614 01:18:07,165 --> 01:18:12,296 # Yes yes yes # 1615 01:18:12,336 --> 01:18:14,634 Oh, yes, amen! 1616 01:18:14,672 --> 01:18:15,639 Amen, amen! 1617 01:18:15,673 --> 01:18:16,867 That's right. 1618 01:18:16,908 --> 01:18:19,877 Tracy, baby, don't know what you're doing 1619 01:18:19,911 --> 01:18:21,401 Yes, I did, Ma. 1620 01:18:21,445 --> 01:18:22,434 Hello, Miss Maybelle. 1621 01:18:22,480 --> 01:18:23,469 Well, good night, Miss Edna. 1622 01:18:23,514 --> 01:18:24,572 Good - You joined us. 1623 01:18:24,615 --> 01:18:25,809 He has a good turnout. 1624 01:18:25,850 --> 01:18:27,545 Now I really think they don't need you anymore You go home with me. 1625 01:18:27,585 --> 01:18:28,745 Oh. 1626 01:18:28,786 --> 01:18:31,380 1627 01:18:31,422 --> 01:18:33,652 No, we didn't send a camera crew. 1628 01:18:33,691 --> 01:18:37,024 They protested our own station, indecent. 1629 01:18:38,196 --> 01:18:39,857 Why does Channel Five exist? 1630 01:18:41,199 --> 01:18:43,667 Well, of course they are all Negroes. 1631 01:18:43,701 --> 01:18:45,134 And why? 1632 01:18:45,169 --> 01:18:48,332 Ahh! Ohh. 1633 01:18:48,372 --> 01:18:49,703 I know who will. 1634 01:18:49,740 --> 01:18:51,833 Oh, I know exactly who will be. 1635 01:18:51,876 --> 01:18:53,844 2, 4, 6, 8! 1636 01:18:53,878 --> 01:18:55,903 TV must be integrated! 1637 01:18:55,947 --> 01:18:59,747 2, 4, 6, 8! TV must be integrated! 1638 01:18:59,784 --> 01:19:00,751 2, 4, 6, 8! 1639 01:19:00,785 --> 01:19:02,184 Oh, God, no! 1640 01:19:03,387 --> 01:19:04,479 - No! - Ma, come on 1641 01:19:04,522 --> 01:19:05,648 The voice doesn't work. 1642 01:19:09,594 --> 01:19:12,062 Oh, I can't be seen on television in the current weight. 1643 01:19:12,096 --> 01:19:13,563 1644 01:19:13,598 --> 01:19:15,498 1645 01:19:15,533 --> 01:19:17,364 1646 01:19:17,401 --> 01:19:19,494 1647 01:19:19,537 --> 01:19:21,334 1648 01:19:21,372 --> 01:19:22,339 1649 01:19:22,373 --> 01:19:23,567 1650 01:19:23,608 --> 01:19:25,769 1651 01:19:25,810 --> 01:19:28,142 1652 01:19:28,179 --> 01:19:30,909 1653 01:19:30,948 --> 01:19:32,074 1654 01:19:32,116 --> 01:19:33,174 1655 01:19:33,217 --> 01:19:35,208 1656 01:19:35,253 --> 01:19:37,221 1657 01:19:37,255 --> 01:19:39,052 1658 01:19:39,090 --> 01:19:40,887 1659 01:19:40,925 --> 01:19:42,859 1660 01:19:42,894 --> 01:19:44,919 - No! - What am I ?! 1661 01:19:44,962 --> 01:19:45,929 Attacked?! 1662 01:19:45,963 --> 01:19:48,591 Enough! Hey! 1663 01:19:50,234 --> 01:19:51,895 All right, boy. 1664 01:19:51,936 --> 01:19:54,097 Let's take the whole. 1665 01:19:54,138 --> 01:19:56,072 - No! - Run away, Tracy! Running! 1666 01:19:56,107 --> 01:19:59,736 2, 4, 6, 8! TV must be integrated! 1667 01:19:59,777 --> 01:20:02,905 2, 4, 6, 8! TV must be integrated! 1668 01:20:02,947 --> 01:20:06,075 2, 4, 6, 8! TV must be integrated! 1669 01:20:06,117 --> 01:20:09,109 2, 4, 6, 8! TV must be integrated! 1670 01:20:09,153 --> 01:20:11,621 And our camera too caught Tracy Turnblad... 1671 01:20:11,656 --> 01:20:14,750 Teenage TV personality and crazy people. 1672 01:20:14,792 --> 01:20:16,589 Miss Turnblad is brutal attacking a sergeant... 1673 01:20:16,627 --> 01:20:18,151 with blunt instruments before escaping from the scene... 1674 01:20:18,195 --> 01:20:20,925 you see? Do you see? 1675 01:20:20,965 --> 01:20:23,024 If I let you leave home... 1676 01:20:23,067 --> 01:20:25,592 now you will be jailed fight prostitutes for cigarettes 1677 01:20:25,636 --> 01:20:27,934 That's Tracy Turnblad always is a bad influence 1678 01:20:27,972 --> 01:20:31,373 Well, you will never see it whore beehived again 1679 01:20:31,409 --> 01:20:33,309 Okay, mom Excuse me. 1680 01:20:33,344 --> 01:20:34,436 Mon penny? 1681 01:20:34,478 --> 01:20:36,207 Pray for him. 1682 01:20:36,247 --> 01:20:38,875 He will need it. 1683 01:20:40,217 --> 01:20:42,014 Tracy! Tracy! 1684 01:20:42,053 --> 01:20:44,920 He is not here, I have already said. 1685 01:20:46,657 --> 01:20:48,090 if the police are looking for him... 1686 01:20:48,125 --> 01:20:50,491 this is the first place they will come. 1687 01:20:52,997 --> 01:20:55,966 Does this have to make you successful, Wilbur. 1688 01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:57,433 I'm sorry. 1689 01:20:57,468 --> 01:20:58,457 I'm not 1690 01:20:58,502 --> 01:20:59,469 You are not? 1691 01:20:59,503 --> 01:21:00,470 I'm proud of you. 1692 01:21:00,504 --> 01:21:01,630 you are? 1693 01:21:01,672 --> 01:21:04,334 Dear, someone must do something. 1694 01:21:04,375 --> 01:21:08,311 Of course, we might eat peanuts for the next 10 years. 1695 01:21:09,513 --> 01:21:11,174 Bail for 20's kind of expensive. 1696 01:21:11,215 --> 01:21:13,149 Do you pay everyone out? 1697 01:21:13,184 --> 01:21:14,651 Yes angry with me? 1698 01:21:14,685 --> 01:21:15,811 I'm sorry. 1699 01:21:15,853 --> 01:21:18,617 Hon, it feels like the right thing. 1700 01:21:18,656 --> 01:21:21,716 Oh, Wilbur, that's the right thing. 1701 01:21:22,860 --> 01:21:26,728 Knights in armor Don't come anything that is more radiant than you But where is our little girl? 1702 01:21:26,764 --> 01:21:28,732 Are you okay, Trace? 1703 01:21:31,502 --> 01:21:32,833 Oh, you don't know. 1704 01:21:32,870 --> 01:21:34,701 Come on. 1705 01:21:35,906 --> 01:21:36,998 1706 01:21:37,041 --> 01:21:38,008 Thank you very much. 1707 01:21:38,042 --> 01:21:39,839 You are a great friend. 1708 01:21:39,877 --> 01:21:41,674 Thank you. 1709 01:21:41,712 --> 01:21:44,180 Penny, the police are looking for me everywhere. 1710 01:21:44,215 --> 01:21:46,149 You can go to jail for helping me. 1711 01:21:46,183 --> 01:21:48,811 Tracy, I'm already in jail. Come on. 1712 01:21:51,522 --> 01:21:52,511 Oh no. 1713 01:21:52,556 --> 01:21:54,023 - What? - Your hair is deflated 1714 01:21:54,058 --> 01:21:55,355 Oh, just leave it. 1715 01:21:55,393 --> 01:21:58,021 That's just a symbol my compatibility with that guy 1716 01:21:58,062 --> 01:21:59,222 You are very tough So what do you think? 1717 01:21:59,263 --> 01:22:01,231 Maybe you can stay here. 1718 01:22:01,265 --> 01:22:02,755 I don't even know why we have this room here... 1719 01:22:02,800 --> 01:22:04,927 But there is food, water... 1720 01:22:04,969 --> 01:22:06,561 1721 01:22:06,604 --> 01:22:10,335 1722 01:22:10,374 --> 01:22:11,864 1723 01:22:11,909 --> 01:22:13,604 1724 01:22:13,644 --> 01:22:15,202 1725 01:22:15,246 --> 01:22:17,043 1726 01:22:17,081 --> 01:22:18,378 1727 01:22:18,416 --> 01:22:20,316 1728 01:22:20,351 --> 01:22:21,511 1729 01:22:21,552 --> 01:22:23,577 1730 01:22:23,621 --> 01:22:25,054 1731 01:22:25,089 --> 01:22:27,057 1732 01:22:27,091 --> 01:22:28,217 1733 01:22:28,259 --> 01:22:29,556 1734 01:22:29,593 --> 01:22:31,083 1735 01:22:32,229 --> 01:22:34,754 You wait until your father out of prison You will see more than just jumping rope, missy! 1736 01:22:34,799 --> 01:22:37,199 Massive hunting is ongoing for Miss Turnblad... 1737 01:22:37,234 --> 01:22:40,533 who gave birth to sergeants and Korean war veterans decorated... 1738 01:22:40,571 --> 01:22:43,597 Mike Morris with a crowbar, destroys his jaw... 1739 01:22:43,641 --> 01:22:46,235 That is a lie. 1740 01:22:46,277 --> 01:22:47,904 They talked about our baby, Wilbur. 1741 01:22:47,945 --> 01:22:50,675 They know the purpose. 1742 01:22:50,714 --> 01:22:51,908 Sergeant Morris is in a critical condition. 1743 01:22:51,949 --> 01:22:53,246 This is when Midol. 1744 01:22:53,284 --> 01:22:54,751 Wilbur, that-- Oh! Maybe it's him. Oh, there he is. 1745 01:22:55,786 --> 01:22:58,414 Is that you, Tracy? 1746 01:22:58,456 --> 01:23:00,947 Oh, Link. I thought you would be Tracy. 1747 01:23:02,126 --> 01:23:04,424 1748 01:23:04,462 --> 01:23:06,430 Uh, no L-I just got home, uh... 1749 01:23:06,464 --> 01:23:08,227 practicing my new twist in a twist... 1750 01:23:08,265 --> 01:23:10,290 and I heard him hear the news. 1751 01:23:10,334 --> 01:23:13,599 I can't believe Tracy is really bludgeoned an Eagle Scout. 1752 01:23:13,637 --> 01:23:15,229 It's not like him. 1753 01:23:15,272 --> 01:23:16,432 Well, that's not true, I was there. 1754 01:23:16,474 --> 01:23:17,771 He doesn't even bleed. 1755 01:23:17,808 --> 01:23:19,105 I should be there 1756 01:23:19,143 --> 01:23:20,940 next to it 1757 01:23:20,978 --> 01:23:23,071 I can't sleep, I can't eat. 1758 01:23:23,114 --> 01:23:24,206 You can't eat Now, come in and worry about us. 1759 01:23:24,248 --> 01:23:26,409 I'll make you pork. 1760 01:23:26,450 --> 01:23:28,077 Penny Lou Pingleton, you really... 1761 01:23:28,119 --> 01:23:31,247 1762 01:23:31,288 --> 01:23:33,688 positive, permanently punished. 1763 01:23:33,724 --> 01:23:37,182 You will go on a salty and tang diet... 1764 01:23:37,228 --> 01:23:40,720 and you will never go this room again 1765 01:23:43,501 --> 01:23:45,969 Satan's son Son of Satan 1766 01:23:53,711 --> 01:23:56,236 Seaweed. Shhh, don't let him hear you. 1767 01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:57,872 Penny, what happened to you? 1768 01:23:57,915 --> 01:23:59,678 He punished me for saving fugitives... 1769 01:23:59,717 --> 01:24:00,706 without permission What are you doing? 1770 01:24:00,751 --> 01:24:02,343 I'm here to save fair girl, baby Oh, Seaweed, you care. 1771 01:24:02,386 --> 01:24:05,184 I'm afraid of color our skin will separate us. 1772 01:24:10,728 --> 01:24:12,696 No. This knot is possible. 1773 01:24:12,730 --> 01:24:15,790 W- Is your mother in the navy? 1774 01:24:15,833 --> 01:24:18,165 1775 01:24:18,202 --> 01:24:20,329 1776 01:24:25,176 --> 01:24:29,943 Once I was stupid who never understood # 1777 01:24:29,980 --> 01:24:32,141 # Never look inside me # 1778 01:24:32,183 --> 01:24:35,016 # Even though it's outside, I look good # 1779 01:24:35,052 --> 01:24:39,887 # Then we meet and you make me the man I am today # 1780 01:24:39,924 --> 01:24:44,224 # Tracy, I'm in love with you, no matter what you weigh # 1781 01:24:44,261 --> 01:24:45,888 # 'Because without love # 1782 01:24:45,930 --> 01:24:49,229 # Life is like a season without summer # 1783 01:24:49,266 --> 01:24:51,029 # without love # 1784 01:24:51,068 --> 01:24:54,196 # Life is rock 'n' roll without drummer # 1785 01:24:54,238 --> 01:24:56,502 # Tracy, I'll be yours forever # 1786 01:24:56,540 --> 01:24:58,906 # Because I don't want to be # 1787 01:24:58,943 --> 01:25:02,811 # without love # 1788 01:25:02,846 --> 01:25:04,780 # Tracy, never released me # 1789 01:25:06,116 --> 01:25:08,243 # No, I'm not lyin '# 1790 01:25:09,820 --> 01:25:12,721 # Tracy, no, no, no # 1791 01:25:14,291 --> 01:25:18,887 # Livin 'in the ghetto, black is everywhere, go # 1792 01:25:18,929 --> 01:25:21,329 # Who thinks I will love a girl # 1793 01:25:21,365 --> 01:25:24,232 Whose skin is white like winter snow? # 1794 01:25:24,268 --> 01:25:25,929 # in my ivory tower # 1795 01:25:25,970 --> 01:25:28,666 # Life is just a snack hostess # 1796 01:25:28,706 --> 01:25:30,731 # But now I'm tasting chocolate # 1797 01:25:30,774 --> 01:25:33,072 # And I will never return # 1798 01:25:33,110 --> 01:25:34,941 # 'Because without love # 1799 01:25:34,979 --> 01:25:38,415 # Life is like rhythm that you can't follow # 1800 01:25:38,449 --> 01:25:40,110 # without love # 1801 01:25:40,150 --> 01:25:43,347 # Life is Doris Day in Apollo # 1802 01:25:43,387 --> 01:25:45,617 # dear, I'll be yours forever # 1803 01:25:45,656 --> 01:25:48,056 # Because I don't want to be # 1804 01:25:48,092 --> 01:25:51,459 # without love # 1805 01:25:51,495 --> 01:25:55,090 # So, honey, don't ever free me, no # 1806 01:25:55,132 --> 01:25:59,466 # I'm yours forever, never frees me # 1807 01:25:59,503 --> 01:26:01,994 # No no No # 1808 01:26:05,075 --> 01:26:08,044 # If I am left without my baby doll # 1809 01:26:08,078 --> 01:26:10,911 # I don't know what I will do # 1810 01:26:10,948 --> 01:26:12,575 # Link, I have to exit # 1811 01:26:12,616 --> 01:26:15,744 # So I can handle you # 1812 01:26:15,786 --> 01:26:20,246 # Girl, if I can't touch you, then I will lose control # 1813 01:26:20,291 --> 01:26:22,851 # Seaweed, you My black white knight # 1814 01:26:22,893 --> 01:26:24,884 # I have found my blue-eyed soul # 1815 01:26:24,928 --> 01:26:27,658 # Sweet freedom is our goal # 1816 01:26:27,698 --> 01:26:30,064 # Trace, I want to kiss you! # 1817 01:26:30,100 --> 01:26:32,227 # Let me get out on the next toll! # 1818 01:26:32,269 --> 01:26:34,032 # without love # 1819 01:26:34,071 --> 01:26:37,006 # Life is like a prom that won't invite us # 1820 01:26:37,041 --> 01:26:38,338 # without love # 1821 01:26:38,375 --> 01:26:42,175 # It's like getting my big pause and laryngitis # 1822 01:26:42,212 --> 01:26:43,645 # without love # 1823 01:26:43,681 --> 01:26:46,912 # Life is 45 when you can't buy it # 1824 01:26:46,950 --> 01:26:48,508 # without love # 1825 01:26:48,552 --> 01:26:51,851 # Life is like my mother on diet # 1826 01:26:51,889 --> 01:26:54,221 # Like a week that is only Monday # 1827 01:26:54,258 --> 01:26:56,624 # Only ice cream, never sundae # 1828 01:26:56,660 --> 01:26:59,288 # Like a circle without center # 1829 01:26:59,330 --> 01:27:01,321 # Like a door marked "don't enter" # 1830 01:27:01,365 --> 01:27:04,232 # dear, I'll be yours forever # 1831 01:27:04,268 --> 01:27:06,327 # Because I don't want to be # 1832 01:27:06,370 --> 01:27:10,033 # without love # 1833 01:27:10,074 --> 01:27:11,701 # Yes, now you have caught me # 1834 01:27:11,742 --> 01:27:14,540 # without love # 1835 01:27:14,578 --> 01:27:16,842 # I give up happily # 1836 01:27:16,880 --> 01:27:19,542 # without love # 1837 01:27:19,583 --> 01:27:22,051 # Oh, Seaweed, don't ever free me # 1838 01:27:22,086 --> 01:27:23,246 # No no No # 1839 01:27:23,287 --> 01:27:25,050 # I'm not lyin '# 1840 01:27:25,089 --> 01:27:27,853 # Don't let me be free # 1841 01:27:27,891 --> 01:27:29,722 # No no No # 1842 01:27:29,760 --> 01:27:31,421 # No, I don't want to live without # 1843 01:27:31,462 --> 01:27:33,828 # Love love love # 1844 01:27:33,864 --> 01:27:35,559 # Pretty little Penny # 1845 01:27:35,599 --> 01:27:38,796 # dear, you trust me the most # 1846 01:27:38,836 --> 01:27:42,533 # Never leave me without love # 1847 01:27:43,607 --> 01:27:44,574 Link. 1848 01:27:44,608 --> 01:27:46,075 Your pork is ready 1849 01:27:46,110 --> 01:27:47,077 Uh, Mama, I- 1850 01:27:47,111 --> 01:27:48,442 Are you trying to hide it here? 1851 01:27:48,479 --> 01:27:50,413 Uh. 1852 01:27:51,715 --> 01:27:53,580 Why didn't you think that before? 1853 01:27:53,617 --> 01:27:54,914 Everything he did for us. 1854 01:27:54,952 --> 01:27:56,078 Where is your manners, son? 1855 01:27:56,120 --> 01:27:57,246 Ow! Well, I don't know. 1856 01:27:58,956 --> 01:28:00,514 And what about this one? 1857 01:28:00,557 --> 01:28:02,923 Seaweed has a girlfriend. 1858 01:28:02,960 --> 01:28:04,086 Inez, shut up. 1859 01:28:04,128 --> 01:28:05,595 - You. - Oh. 1860 01:28:05,629 --> 01:28:07,927 So this is love. 1861 01:28:07,965 --> 01:28:09,830 Now, love is giving. 1862 01:28:09,867 --> 01:28:11,698 Lotta people don't remember that. 1863 01:28:11,735 --> 01:28:14,101 So you two strengthen yourself... 1864 01:28:14,138 --> 01:28:16,163 for all the ugly comin 'lotta on you... 1865 01:28:16,206 --> 01:28:18,299 from a parade that never ends stupid. 1866 01:28:18,342 --> 01:28:19,969 So you met my mother? 1867 01:28:23,814 --> 01:28:24,872 Hello? 1868 01:28:24,915 --> 01:28:26,644 - Mother? - Tracy, are you okay? 1869 01:28:26,683 --> 01:28:27,945 - Yes, I'm safe - God. 1870 01:28:27,985 --> 01:28:29,077 - Mom, listen. - where are you 1871 01:28:29,119 --> 01:28:30,313 - I need your help. - What? 1872 01:28:30,354 --> 01:28:32,618 Tomorrow the Miss Teenage contest hairspray 1873 01:28:32,656 --> 01:28:33,623 Tracy, you- 1874 01:28:33,657 --> 01:28:34,919 I want you to go down to the station. 1875 01:28:34,958 --> 01:28:35,925 Alright, Tracy- 1876 01:28:35,959 --> 01:28:37,119 - Nice dress - What? 1877 01:28:37,161 --> 01:28:38,128 Penny will meet you in front. 1878 01:28:38,162 --> 01:28:39,220 Now, let me talk to Daddy. 1879 01:28:39,263 --> 01:28:41,060 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1880 01:28:41,098 --> 01:28:42,759 Turn your face like this. 1881 01:28:42,800 --> 01:28:44,062 Another way. Go away. 1882 01:28:44,101 --> 01:28:46,626 Everyone, please take your seat 1883 01:28:46,670 --> 01:28:50,003 Miss Teenage Hairspray contest will start soon 1884 01:28:55,345 --> 01:28:57,813 Oh, you came on a very nice day. 1885 01:28:57,848 --> 01:29:00,715 This is our first live show. 1886 01:29:00,751 --> 01:29:02,150 Oh! Bye Bye, Birdie. 1887 01:29:02,186 --> 01:29:04,416 Oh, my Amber is perfect for that. 1888 01:29:04,455 --> 01:29:06,923 She's a beautiful blonde. Ha ha! 1889 01:29:08,192 --> 01:29:14,290 And we live in 5, 4, 3... 1890 01:29:17,000 --> 01:29:20,663 And now, live broadcast in front of a live studio audience... 1891 01:29:20,704 --> 01:29:22,968 for the first time from certification... 1892 01:29:23,006 --> 01:29:25,167 WYZT studio is up-to-code... 1893 01:29:25,209 --> 01:29:28,838 This is Corny Collins Miss Hairspray spectacular. 1894 01:29:28,879 --> 01:29:30,744 - She's Corny. - He is Corny. 1895 01:29:30,781 --> 01:29:34,114 Brought to you with the Ultra Clutch hair dryer. 1896 01:29:34,151 --> 01:29:37,245 # What gives girls strength and blows # 1897 01:29:37,287 --> 01:29:38,811 # Is that a charm, is it quiet # 1898 01:29:38,856 --> 01:29:40,790 # No, this is hairspray # 1899 01:29:40,824 --> 01:29:44,191 # What is a girl asking for lunch # 1900 01:29:44,228 --> 01:29:48,255 # What is the brain, is it a dough No, it's hairspray # 1901 01:29:48,298 --> 01:29:50,960 # If you ride with it can't be on your side... # 1902 01:29:53,871 --> 01:29:56,738 "Let us make our father drink wine, and let us lie with him. " 1903 01:29:56,773 --> 01:29:58,741 # You can take off in rocket # 1904 01:29:58,775 --> 01:30:01,869 # And in each space hair will be in place... # 1905 01:30:01,912 --> 01:30:03,539 Link, the agent is here. Look. 1906 01:30:03,580 --> 01:30:05,741 # Why take the chance when you get up and dance? # 1907 01:30:05,782 --> 01:30:07,477 # If you rotate, I insist # 1908 01:30:07,518 --> 01:30:10,419 # You use hairspray and tell your mother... # 1909 01:30:10,454 --> 01:30:12,081 Maybe they will sign us together. 1910 01:30:12,122 --> 01:30:13,214 # His head must be strangled # 1911 01:30:13,257 --> 01:30:16,158 # With Ultra Clutch faithfully # 1912 01:30:16,193 --> 01:30:17,353 OK? 1913 01:30:17,394 --> 01:30:20,625 There are no signs of him. We are at every door. He is not inside. 1914 01:30:20,664 --> 01:30:22,894 Doesn't mean he won't try. 1915 01:30:22,933 --> 01:30:25,128 Velma, I really doubt that this girl will take a risk... 1916 01:30:25,168 --> 01:30:26,931 detention to win a contest 1917 01:30:26,970 --> 01:30:28,028 # That's me! # 1918 01:30:28,071 --> 01:30:29,902 I risk infectious diseases. 1919 01:30:29,940 --> 01:30:32,408 He will definitely risk jail. 1920 01:30:32,442 --> 01:30:35,240 # Better than hairspray # 1921 01:30:35,279 --> 01:30:38,373 # That's me # 1922 01:30:38,415 --> 01:30:43,782 # Ahh, ahh, ahh, ah, ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh # 1923 01:30:43,820 --> 01:30:47,153 # Ahh, ahh, ahh, ahh # 1924 01:30:47,190 --> 01:30:50,387 # What makes a man reach out and touch? # 1925 01:30:50,427 --> 01:30:52,190 # Ultra Clutch # 1926 01:30:53,964 --> 01:30:57,730 # So if you are a red hair, blonde, or brunette # 1927 01:30:57,768 --> 01:30:59,065 What 1928 01:30:59,102 --> 01:31:02,833 # Take my advice only and you might only get # 1929 01:31:02,873 --> 01:31:06,707 # The only thing that is better from hairspray # 1930 01:31:06,743 --> 01:31:09,576 # That's me # 1931 01:31:09,613 --> 01:31:10,580 Ah! 1932 01:31:10,614 --> 01:31:11,740 # He is Corny Collins # 1933 01:31:11,782 --> 01:31:15,377 # The only thing that is better from hairspray # 1934 01:31:15,419 --> 01:31:17,250 - # hairspray # - Wow! 1935 01:31:17,287 --> 01:31:20,085 # That's me # 1936 01:31:22,726 --> 01:31:25,286 Hey, honey, you look like You can use a rigid one. 1937 01:31:27,297 --> 01:31:32,098 # Whoo-ooo # 1938 01:31:32,135 --> 01:31:34,433 And we go out. 1939 01:31:35,639 --> 01:31:37,266 Link, you sprayed it right on my face! 1940 01:31:37,307 --> 01:31:39,002 What will I tell about that? 1941 01:31:39,042 --> 01:31:41,101 Stop! You guys. 1942 01:31:41,144 --> 01:31:42,111 Uh, powder 1943 01:31:42,145 --> 01:31:43,339 And we are back. 1944 01:31:43,380 --> 01:31:44,904 5, 4. 1945 01:31:44,948 --> 01:31:45,915 Here? 1946 01:31:45,949 --> 01:31:47,109 3. 1947 01:31:48,986 --> 01:31:51,352 And now for talent part of our competition... 1948 01:31:51,388 --> 01:31:52,616 Our board... 1949 01:31:52,656 --> 01:31:55,454 at their Miss Teenage Hairspray official dance-off 1950 01:31:55,492 --> 01:31:56,459 Uh! 1951 01:31:59,997 --> 01:32:04,161 First, we have fun pride of Highlandtown, Darla. 1952 01:32:11,208 --> 01:32:12,766 Miss Teenage Hairspray 1953 01:32:12,809 --> 01:32:14,401 Your voice is for 1954 01:32:14,444 --> 01:32:16,105 This little girl can be in power... 1955 01:32:16,146 --> 01:32:17,738 all major city centers of Baltimore... 1956 01:32:24,187 --> 01:32:25,984 Who did you choose? Lou Ann? 1957 01:32:26,023 --> 01:32:27,957 very good, thank you. 1958 01:32:30,661 --> 01:32:33,323 Alright. 1959 01:32:57,721 --> 01:32:59,120 Confirmed sightings 1960 01:32:59,156 --> 01:33:00,123 What? 1961 01:33:00,157 --> 01:33:02,022 You are three: outside, now. 1962 01:33:02,059 --> 01:33:03,026 We can't exit th- 1963 01:33:03,060 --> 01:33:04,027 No no. Nothing Exit out! 1964 01:33:04,061 --> 01:33:05,028 Outside! Exit, exit, exit, exit! 1965 01:33:05,062 --> 01:33:06,689 Whatever you say, Mrs. von Tussle. 1966 01:33:06,730 --> 01:33:08,220 What 1967 01:33:11,902 --> 01:33:14,462 Ah, he's too cute, isn't he? 1968 01:33:14,504 --> 01:33:15,903 Hold it there, Tracy. 1969 01:33:16,907 --> 01:33:18,465 Looking for someone? 1970 01:33:18,508 --> 01:33:20,703 Alright, ladies and gentlemen. 1971 01:33:20,744 --> 01:33:22,712 - Ha. - What is it? 1972 01:33:22,746 --> 01:33:24,043 That is a distraction. 1973 01:33:24,081 --> 01:33:26,049 Oh, please, these people are not able to make a distraction. 1974 01:33:26,083 --> 01:33:27,778 This is beyond their mental capacity. 1975 01:33:27,818 --> 01:33:28,910 I will not be so sure, Velma. 1976 01:33:28,952 --> 01:33:30,044 God. 1977 01:33:30,087 --> 01:33:31,213 What if he's already in the building? 1978 01:33:31,254 --> 01:33:33,222 What if he's been here for hours... 1979 01:33:33,256 --> 01:33:34,723 and you have locked yourself? 1980 01:33:34,758 --> 01:33:35,884 What? 1981 01:33:35,926 --> 01:33:37,553 - check the door! - Let's go! 1982 01:33:37,594 --> 01:33:39,221 Locked! 1983 01:33:39,262 --> 01:33:40,422 They are all locked! 1984 01:33:40,464 --> 01:33:43,490 And now fast girls who like to slow down dance... 1985 01:33:43,533 --> 01:33:46,001 Our Shelley is smooth and beautiful. 1986 01:33:47,437 --> 01:33:48,563 Ohh! 1987 01:33:48,605 --> 01:33:50,937 Keep going. Keep going. There he is. 1988 01:33:50,974 --> 01:33:52,100 Come on. 1989 01:33:52,142 --> 01:33:53,234 Put your back in it, man. 1990 01:33:53,276 --> 01:33:54,538 Put your back into it this time. 1991 01:33:56,213 --> 01:33:58,579 Come on, one more time. Once again. 1992 01:33:58,615 --> 01:34:01,277 Come on, let's go. 1993 01:34:08,258 --> 01:34:10,453 This is our little dynamic duo from Conkling Street. 1994 01:34:11,995 --> 01:34:13,963 Double your pleasure with Noreen and Doreen. 1995 01:34:13,997 --> 01:34:15,123 What's with you 1996 01:34:15,165 --> 01:34:16,928 I mean, how difficult is it to defeat the door? 1997 01:34:16,967 --> 01:34:19,231 The formula for hairspray predictions is heavy. 1998 01:34:19,269 --> 01:34:20,429 Heavy? 1999 01:34:20,470 --> 01:34:23,030 How can they be heavy, they... 2000 01:34:23,073 --> 01:34:24,165 hollow. 2001 01:34:26,143 --> 01:34:27,474 Move it 2002 01:34:27,511 --> 01:34:28,910 Come on let's go Let's go. 2003 01:34:48,298 --> 01:34:49,526 And of course... 2004 01:34:49,566 --> 01:34:52,057 we are three times Champion of Miss Hairspray... 2005 01:34:52,102 --> 01:34:55,071 Amber is always charming. 2006 01:34:56,673 --> 01:34:57,640 God. 2007 01:34:57,674 --> 01:35:00,336 You brought it in 2008 01:35:00,377 --> 01:35:01,674 Leave! 2009 01:35:10,387 --> 01:35:12,048 Ow! 2010 01:35:12,088 --> 01:35:13,146 Locked. 2011 01:35:13,190 --> 01:35:14,157 Open! 2012 01:35:15,525 --> 01:35:16,651 Let's give the last round of applause... 2013 01:35:16,693 --> 01:35:19,253 for our Miss Teenage Contestant hairspray 2014 01:35:24,234 --> 01:35:25,201 Hey. 2015 01:35:33,043 --> 01:35:34,476 Okay, alright. 2016 01:35:36,680 --> 01:35:39,012 We are very close to the announcement... 2017 01:35:39,049 --> 01:35:40,516 Miss Teenage Hairspray is new. 2018 01:35:40,550 --> 01:35:41,608 Look at the board. 2019 01:35:41,651 --> 01:35:44,677 This nail really turns into. 2020 01:35:46,022 --> 01:35:47,956 Ladies and gentlemen, final count. 2021 01:35:57,968 --> 01:35:59,367 This is... 2022 01:35:59,402 --> 01:36:00,664 liability... 2023 01:36:01,771 --> 01:36:03,830 to announce that Amber von Tussle... 2024 01:36:03,874 --> 01:36:05,865 Is about to be out-dancing. 2025 01:36:07,410 --> 01:36:09,344 Tracy Turnblad! 2026 01:36:14,517 --> 01:36:15,779 What !? 2027 01:36:17,087 --> 01:36:19,715 # You can't stop the avalanche # 2028 01:36:19,756 --> 01:36:22,384 # When racing down the hill # 2029 01:36:22,425 --> 01:36:25,258 # You can try stopping the season, girl # 2030 01:36:25,295 --> 01:36:27,957 # But 'cha knows you will never # 2031 01:36:27,998 --> 01:36:30,831 # And you can try to stop my dancin feet # 2032 01:36:30,867 --> 01:36:34,064 # But I can't take it anymore # 2033 01:36:34,104 --> 01:36:36,937 # Because the world continues spinnin 'round and round # 2034 01:36:36,973 --> 01:36:39,305 # And when my heart stays with the speed of sound # 2035 01:36:39,342 --> 01:36:41,503 # I got lost until I heard drum # 2036 01:36:41,544 --> 01:36:43,910 - # Then I found the way # - No. 2037 01:36:43,947 --> 01:36:45,744 - # Because you can't stop the beat # - Link! 2038 01:36:45,782 --> 01:36:47,807 # Since the old world started # 2039 01:36:47,851 --> 01:36:49,409 # A woman knows if she shakes it # 2040 01:36:49,452 --> 01:36:50,749 # He can shake a man # 2041 01:36:50,787 --> 01:36:51,754 # And so I will shake and shimmy it # 2042 01:36:51,788 --> 01:36:53,085 This throne is mine! 2043 01:36:53,123 --> 01:36:54,920 # The best I can today # 2044 01:36:54,958 --> 01:36:56,755 # Because you can't stop # 2045 01:36:56,793 --> 01:36:57,987 Aah! Let me go down! 2046 01:36:58,028 --> 01:36:59,290 # Ocean movements or sun in sky # 2047 01:36:59,329 --> 01:37:01,923 # You can wonder if you want to but I never asked why # 2048 01:37:01,965 --> 01:37:03,592 # And if you try to hold me back # 2049 01:37:03,633 --> 01:37:04,827 2050 01:37:04,868 --> 01:37:06,495 2051 01:37:06,536 --> 01:37:09,630 2052 01:37:13,209 --> 01:37:14,574 2053 01:37:18,682 --> 01:37:19,671 2054 01:37:19,716 --> 01:37:20,808 2055 01:37:22,185 --> 01:37:24,346 2056 01:37:26,022 --> 01:37:27,284 2057 01:37:31,661 --> 01:37:33,822 2058 01:37:33,863 --> 01:37:35,160 2059 01:37:35,198 --> 01:37:36,495 2060 01:37:44,708 --> 01:37:45,970 2061 01:37:52,048 --> 01:37:53,640 2062 01:37:59,556 --> 01:38:01,023 2063 01:38:01,057 --> 01:38:02,024 2064 01:38:02,058 --> 01:38:03,958 2065 01:38:03,994 --> 01:38:06,053 2066 01:38:15,905 --> 01:38:18,703 2067 01:38:18,742 --> 01:38:21,404 2068 01:38:21,444 --> 01:38:24,277 # And if they try to stop us, Seaweed # 2069 01:38:24,314 --> 01:38:27,147 # We will call N-double-A-C-P # 2070 01:38:27,183 --> 01:38:30,050 # Because the world continues spinnin 'round and round # 2071 01:38:30,086 --> 01:38:32,816 # And when my heart stays with the speed of sound # 2072 01:38:32,856 --> 01:38:35,017 # I got lost until I heard drum # 2073 01:38:35,058 --> 01:38:37,458 # Then I found the path # 2074 01:38:39,029 --> 01:38:41,293 # Since we first saw lights # 2075 01:38:41,331 --> 01:38:42,923 # A man and woman like to shake it # 2076 01:38:42,966 --> 01:38:44,331 # On Saturday night # 2077 01:38:44,367 --> 01:38:45,959 # And so I will shake and shimmy it # 2078 01:38:47,237 --> 01:38:48,829 # Today # 2079 01:38:48,872 --> 01:38:51,340 # Because you can't stop ocean motion # 2080 01:38:51,374 --> 01:38:52,671 # or rain from above # 2081 01:38:52,709 --> 01:38:54,074 # They can try to stop heaven # 2082 01:38:54,110 --> 01:38:55,338 Hello ?! Hello ?! 2083 01:38:55,378 --> 01:38:56,709 # We dream of ' but you can't stop # 2084 01:38:56,746 --> 01:38:58,145 # Two hearts rhythm in love # 2085 01:38:58,181 --> 01:38:59,876 # To stay # 2086 01:38:59,916 --> 01:39:01,281 # Because you can't stop beat # 2087 01:39:01,317 --> 01:39:03,251 Aah! Aah! 2088 01:39:03,286 --> 01:39:04,878 Ahh! 2089 01:39:04,921 --> 01:39:05,979 Amen. 2090 01:39:06,022 --> 01:39:08,650 I am now a checkerboard chicks. 2091 01:39:09,759 --> 01:39:10,953 Cent dollars! 2092 01:39:15,732 --> 01:39:16,824 Aah! 2093 01:39:17,834 --> 01:39:18,823 Mama. 2094 01:39:22,505 --> 01:39:23,733 Ow. 2095 01:39:28,478 --> 01:39:31,140 Direct television: Nothing like that. 2096 01:39:31,181 --> 01:39:32,773 Cent dollars! 2097 01:39:39,823 --> 01:39:42,314 And now, this is the time You have all craved. 2098 01:39:44,194 --> 01:39:46,253 As you know, we have maintained an open line to the last minute 2099 01:39:46,296 --> 01:39:48,594 And the line already exists burn us our switchboard. 2100 01:39:48,631 --> 01:39:49,962 Never in the history of this contest... 2101 01:39:49,999 --> 01:39:52,593 there has been a kind of final wave of voting. 2102 01:39:54,170 --> 01:39:55,637 Baltimore, you have chosen a winner. 2103 01:39:56,840 --> 01:40:00,799 And Miss Hairspray is just now... 2104 01:40:00,844 --> 01:40:02,402 - Inez Stubbs! - What?! 2105 01:40:02,445 --> 01:40:05,243 Inez, you succeeded! You did it 2106 01:40:05,281 --> 01:40:06,942 How about that? 2107 01:40:06,983 --> 01:40:08,280 Yes! 2108 01:40:08,318 --> 01:40:09,751 Come here, Little Inez. 2109 01:40:09,786 --> 01:40:11,549 Go, honey Oh! Inez! 2110 01:40:11,588 --> 01:40:12,816 God! 2111 01:40:12,856 --> 01:40:13,845 Ohh! 2112 01:40:13,890 --> 01:40:16,290 That's my baby! 2113 01:40:16,326 --> 01:40:17,657 That's my baby girl! 2114 01:40:17,694 --> 01:40:19,127 2115 01:40:24,634 --> 01:40:26,659 But... he... 2116 01:40:26,703 --> 01:40:28,193 he's not even a candidate. 2117 01:40:28,238 --> 01:40:30,832 He just got a tidal wave call, velma 2118 01:40:30,874 --> 01:40:32,842 But this is not true. This is not possible 2119 01:40:32,876 --> 01:40:34,673 Now, anyone who dances for that meets the requirements 2120 01:40:34,711 --> 01:40:37,771 Rule 30, paragraph 5, asterisk, down at the bottom GOOD. 2121 01:40:37,814 --> 01:40:41,147 Now, this also makes you the main dancer at The Corny Collins Show. 2122 01:40:43,186 --> 01:40:44,813 Women and men, Corny Collins shows... 2123 01:40:44,854 --> 01:40:47,322 now and forever officially integrated! 2124 01:40:51,461 --> 01:40:53,156 Oh, oh! Oh! 2125 01:40:56,866 --> 01:40:58,697 Alright. Yes. 2126 01:41:01,371 --> 01:41:06,707 Inter-racial dance has broken out on the WYZT stage. 2127 01:41:06,743 --> 01:41:09,371 Just look at the reactions of many people. 2128 01:41:09,412 --> 01:41:11,141 Back to you, Steve. 2129 01:41:11,181 --> 01:41:12,443 # I got lost until I heard drum # 2130 01:41:12,482 --> 01:41:14,746 # Then I found the path # 2131 01:41:14,784 --> 01:41:17,378 # Because you can't stop beat # 2132 01:41:18,388 --> 01:41:20,413 Amber, stop it! 2133 01:41:23,126 --> 01:41:25,356 I'm lost, ma'am. Let's face it. 2134 01:41:25,395 --> 01:41:26,521 No, you don't lose. 2135 01:41:26,563 --> 01:41:28,554 You can't disappear... 2136 01:41:28,598 --> 01:41:30,725 because I changed the pesky numbers. 2137 01:41:30,767 --> 01:41:32,166 Smile, Miss Crab. 2138 01:41:32,202 --> 01:41:34,432 You are on Candid Camera. 2139 01:41:36,239 --> 01:41:38,207 That's a good shot, isn't that right? 2140 01:41:38,241 --> 01:41:39,265 Not bad. 2141 01:41:41,044 --> 01:41:43,774 Ha ha ha! What are you doing? 2142 01:41:43,813 --> 01:41:46,077 Get it from me! 2143 01:41:46,115 --> 01:41:47,742 Go to commercial! 2144 01:41:47,784 --> 01:41:49,547 Leave! 2145 01:41:49,586 --> 01:41:50,644 velma! 2146 01:41:58,494 --> 01:42:00,086 Pack your table. 2147 01:42:00,129 --> 01:42:01,892 You have polluted the name Ultra Clutch. 2148 01:42:01,931 --> 01:42:03,421 Ha ha ha ha ha! 2149 01:42:03,466 --> 01:42:06,594 How can you contaminate cancer? Can chemicals? 2150 01:42:06,636 --> 01:42:08,035 You are fired! 2151 01:42:08,071 --> 01:42:10,232 I can't be fired. 2152 01:42:10,273 --> 01:42:11,467 Oh yeah? 2153 01:42:14,110 --> 01:42:16,237 Last chance to join dance, people. 2154 01:42:16,279 --> 01:42:17,769 Everyone welcome 2155 01:42:17,814 --> 01:42:19,611 Wilbur. 2156 01:42:19,649 --> 01:42:23,107 Do it now, or hopefully what you want. 2157 01:42:23,152 --> 01:42:24,278 Very? 2158 01:42:24,320 --> 01:42:25,810 Show them, baby Nobody can dance like you. 2159 01:42:29,158 --> 01:42:31,126 # You can't stop my happiness # 2160 01:42:38,968 --> 01:42:41,300 # Because I like me # 2161 01:42:41,337 --> 01:42:43,931 2162 01:42:43,973 --> 01:42:46,806 # And you can't stop knife and fork # 2163 01:42:46,843 --> 01:42:49,812 # When I see ham Christmas # 2164 01:42:49,846 --> 01:42:52,644 # So if you don't like the way I see # 2165 01:42:52,682 --> 01:42:55,583 # Well, I just don't care # 2166 01:42:55,618 --> 01:42:58,178 # Because the world keeps spinnin ' circling # 2167 01:42:58,221 --> 01:43:01,122 # And when my heart stays with the speed of sound # 2168 01:43:01,157 --> 01:43:03,091 # I got lost until I heard drum # 2169 01:43:03,126 --> 01:43:05,788 # Then I found the path # 2170 01:43:05,828 --> 01:43:07,295 # Because you can't stop beat # 2171 01:43:07,330 --> 01:43:09,321 # Since the old world started # 2172 01:43:09,365 --> 01:43:10,992 # A woman knows if she shakes it # 2173 01:43:11,034 --> 01:43:12,194 # He can shake a man # 2174 01:43:12,235 --> 01:43:14,032 # And I will shake and shimmy it # 2175 01:43:14,070 --> 01:43:16,868 # The best I can today # 2176 01:43:16,906 --> 01:43:18,271 # Because you can't stop # 2177 01:43:18,308 --> 01:43:20,776 # Ocean movements or sun in sky # 2178 01:43:20,810 --> 01:43:23,608 # You can wonder if you want to but I will never ask why # 2179 01:43:23,646 --> 01:43:25,136 # And if you try to hold me back # 2180 01:43:25,181 --> 01:43:26,478 # I will spit in your eyes # 2181 01:43:26,516 --> 01:43:28,279 # And say # 2182 01:43:28,318 --> 01:43:30,445 # That you can't stop beat # 2183 01:43:39,595 --> 01:43:40,857 Whoa! 2184 01:44:00,249 --> 01:44:01,580 Oh! I love you! 2185 01:44:04,654 --> 01:44:05,416 You're great 2186 01:44:07,423 --> 01:44:09,391 Corny, do something The show turned to gumbo. 2187 01:44:09,425 --> 01:44:11,518 2188 01:44:11,561 --> 01:44:13,256 Not a coincidence, velma. 2189 01:44:14,430 --> 01:44:15,920 This is the future. 2190 01:44:17,867 --> 01:44:20,062 Maybelle, let's go 2191 01:44:20,103 --> 01:44:21,866 This is your time 2192 01:44:27,276 --> 01:44:28,607 Yes. 2193 01:44:28,644 --> 01:44:29,941 All right, Miss Buttercup. 2194 01:44:29,979 --> 01:44:32,004 It's time to wrap this Mutha. 2195 01:44:32,048 --> 01:44:33,345 # Oh, oh, oh # 2196 01:44:33,383 --> 01:44:34,941 - # You can't stop today # - No! 2197 01:44:34,984 --> 01:44:38,181 # When speeding on track # 2198 01:44:38,221 --> 01:44:39,245 # Ooh, kid, yes # 2199 01:44:39,288 --> 01:44:40,880 # Child, yesterday was history # 2200 01:44:40,923 --> 01:44:41,947 Go 2201 01:44:41,991 --> 01:44:43,618 # And it's never comin 'back # 2202 01:44:43,659 --> 01:44:44,751 # Look forward! # 2203 01:44:44,794 --> 01:44:46,989 # Because tomorrow is a new day # 2204 01:44:47,029 --> 01:44:49,224 # And don't know white from black # 2205 01:44:49,265 --> 01:44:50,755 Yes! 2206 01:44:50,800 --> 01:44:52,768 # Because the world continues spinnin 'round and round # 2207 01:44:52,802 --> 01:44:55,566 # And my heart is keepin ' time for speed of sound # 2208 01:44:55,605 --> 01:44:57,732 # I got lost until I heard drum # 2209 01:44:57,774 --> 01:45:00,004 # Then I found the path # 2210 01:45:00,042 --> 01:45:01,805 # Because you can't stop beat # 2211 01:45:01,844 --> 01:45:03,812 # Since we first saw lights # 2212 01:45:03,846 --> 01:45:05,541 # A man and woman like to shake it # 2213 01:45:05,581 --> 01:45:06,946 # On Saturday night # 2214 01:45:06,983 --> 01:45:08,575 # And so I will shake and shimmy it # 2215 01:45:08,618 --> 01:45:09,676 # With all my strength # 2216 01:45:09,719 --> 01:45:11,584 # Today # 2217 01:45:11,621 --> 01:45:14,055 # Because you can't stop ocean motion # 2218 01:45:14,090 --> 01:45:15,455 # or rain from above # 2219 01:45:15,491 --> 01:45:17,186 # They can try to stop heaven # 2220 01:45:17,226 --> 01:45:18,215 # We dream of 'from # 2221 01:45:18,261 --> 01:45:19,319 # But you can't stop # 2222 01:45:19,362 --> 01:45:21,125 # Two hearts rhythm in love # 2223 01:45:21,164 --> 01:45:22,631 # To stay # 2224 01:45:22,665 --> 01:45:25,133 # Because you can't stop beat # 2225 01:45:25,168 --> 01:45:32,572 # Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa # 2226 01:45:32,608 --> 01:45:35,304 # Since I first saw the sun # 2227 01:45:35,344 --> 01:45:38,142 # A man and woman like to shake it when the day is finished # 2228 01:45:38,181 --> 01:45:39,739 # And so we will shake and shimmy # 2229 01:45:39,782 --> 01:45:42,546 # And have fun today # 2230 01:45:42,585 --> 01:45:44,018 # Because you can't stop # 2231 01:45:44,053 --> 01:45:46,487 # Ocean movements or rain from above # 2232 01:45:46,522 --> 01:45:49,116 # They can try to stop it heaven we dream of 'from # 2233 01:45:49,158 --> 01:45:50,682 # But you will never stop rhythm # 2234 01:45:50,726 --> 01:45:53,490 # Of two hearts who like to live # 2235 01:45:53,529 --> 01:45:55,429 # Because you can't stop beat # 2236 01:45:55,465 --> 01:46:06,700 # You can't stop beat # 2237 01:46:25,094 --> 01:46:27,562 # Ooh, ooh # 2238 01:46:31,067 --> 01:46:33,297 # Hey, old friend, let's look again at # 2239 01:46:33,336 --> 01:46:36,703 # In the crazy clothes we wear # 2240 01:46:36,739 --> 01:46:39,367 # Isn't it nice to look back # 2241 01:46:39,408 --> 01:46:42,866 # To see everything is finished before # 2242 01:46:42,912 --> 01:46:45,380 # All nights with # 2243 01:46:45,414 --> 01:46:48,042 # Is special memory # 2244 01:46:48,084 --> 01:46:50,951 # And I can't wait for tomorrow # 2245 01:46:50,987 --> 01:46:54,047 # As long as you dancin 'beside me # 2246 01:46:54,090 --> 01:46:56,888 # Because it's very clear, every year # 2247 01:46:56,926 --> 01:46:58,484 # We become stronger # 2248 01:46:58,528 --> 01:46:59,961 # Stronger # 2249 01:46:59,996 --> 01:47:02,897 # Because what is missing is lost, past is past # 2250 01:47:02,932 --> 01:47:04,229 # Turn off the radio # 2251 01:47:04,267 --> 01:47:05,564 # And then press gas # 2252 01:47:05,601 --> 01:47:08,502 # Because I know we've come this far # 2253 01:47:08,538 --> 01:47:11,905 # But we have gone so far to go # 2254 01:47:11,941 --> 01:47:14,409 # I know the path seems long # 2255 01:47:14,443 --> 01:47:17,139 # But it won't take long until it's time to go # 2256 01:47:17,179 --> 01:47:20,046 2257 01:47:20,082 --> 01:47:23,745 2258 01:47:23,786 --> 01:47:25,913 2259 01:47:25,955 --> 01:47:31,587 2260 01:47:31,627 --> 01:47:33,754 2261 01:47:33,796 --> 01:47:35,161 2262 01:47:35,197 --> 01:47:37,097 2263 01:47:37,133 --> 01:47:40,762 2264 01:47:40,803 --> 01:47:43,271 2265 01:47:43,306 --> 01:47:46,434 2266 01:47:46,475 --> 01:47:49,205 2267 01:47:49,245 --> 01:47:52,612 2268 01:47:52,648 --> 01:47:55,048 2269 01:47:55,084 --> 01:47:57,917 2270 01:47:57,954 --> 01:48:00,616 2271 01:48:00,656 --> 01:48:02,521 2272 01:48:02,558 --> 01:48:03,786 2273 01:48:03,826 --> 01:48:06,624 2274 01:48:06,662 --> 01:48:09,256 2275 01:48:09,298 --> 01:48:12,165 2276 01:48:12,201 --> 01:48:15,967 2277 01:48:16,005 --> 01:48:18,030 2278 01:48:18,074 --> 01:48:20,872 2279 01:48:20,910 --> 01:48:23,970 2280 01:48:24,013 --> 01:48:27,574 # And a few nights, we'll take it slow # 2281 01:48:27,617 --> 01:48:29,608 # I know we've come this far # 2282 01:48:29,652 --> 01:48:34,885 # But, baby, honey, we have gone so far to go # 2283 01:48:34,924 --> 01:48:35,982 # Oh yeah # 2284 01:48:36,025 --> 01:48:37,356 # Baby # 2285 01:48:37,393 --> 01:48:38,826 # Uh, uh, uh, uh # 2286 01:48:38,861 --> 01:48:41,591 # Hey, old friend, come on together for trip # 2287 01:48:41,631 --> 01:48:44,259 # There are lots of rooms so jump in # 2288 01:48:44,300 --> 01:48:47,167 The highway is bumpy every now and then # 2289 01:48:47,203 --> 01:48:50,172 # But it's much better from where I've # 2290 01:48:50,206 --> 01:48:53,107 # Keep moving at your own pace # 2291 01:48:53,142 --> 01:48:55,667 # Your heart is all compasses You will need # 2292 01:48:55,711 --> 01:48:58,874 # Let's keep the cruises' our way in # 2293 01:48:58,914 --> 01:49:01,246 # Because the rearview mirror only shows what is # 2294 01:49:01,283 --> 01:49:03,683 # Go go # 2295 01:49:03,719 --> 01:49:06,620 # Yes yes yes # 2296 01:49:06,656 --> 01:49:09,386 # So far to go # 2297 01:49:09,425 --> 01:49:10,483 # Ohh # # Yeah # 2298 01:49:10,526 --> 01:49:13,689 # Ohh # 2299 01:49:13,729 --> 01:49:16,391 # Because it's very clear, every year # 2300 01:49:16,432 --> 01:49:18,024 # We become stronger # 2301 01:49:18,067 --> 01:49:19,364 # Stronger # 2302 01:49:19,402 --> 01:49:21,165 # So turn on the light # 2303 01:49:21,203 --> 01:49:22,534 # Hold my hand # 2304 01:49:22,571 --> 01:49:24,903 # And let's dance to the promised land # 2305 01:49:24,940 --> 01:49:27,807 # Because I know we've come this far # 2306 01:49:27,843 --> 01:49:31,472 # But we've gone so far to go # 2307 01:49:31,514 --> 01:49:33,539 # I know the path seems long # 2308 01:49:33,582 --> 01:49:36,449 # But it won't take long until it's time to go # 2309 01:49:36,485 --> 01:49:39,386 # So, almost every day, we will receive it quickly # 2310 01:49:39,422 --> 01:49:43,085 # But a few nights, we will take it slow # 2311 01:49:43,125 --> 01:49:45,252 # I know we've come this far # 2312 01:49:45,294 --> 01:49:50,357 # But, baby, honey, we have gone so far to go # 2313 01:49:50,399 --> 01:49:52,390 # Oh, oh, oh, oh # 2314 01:49:52,435 --> 01:49:54,062 # Yeah, yeah # 2315 01:49:54,103 --> 01:49:55,900 # Welcome to the sixties # 2316 01:49:55,938 --> 01:49:56,905 Stop! 2317 01:49:56,939 --> 01:50:00,431 # Stop telling me what to do # 2318 01:50:00,476 --> 01:50:01,738 Don't! 2319 01:50:01,777 --> 01:50:05,042 # Don't treat me like a child two # 2320 01:50:05,081 --> 01:50:06,275 No! 2321 01:50:06,315 --> 01:50:09,910 # I know that you want the best # 2322 01:50:09,952 --> 01:50:10,919 Please! 2323 01:50:10,953 --> 01:50:12,750 # But, Mother, please # 2324 01:50:12,788 --> 01:50:18,749 # Take a break! # 2325 01:50:18,794 --> 01:50:28,560 # Stop! Don't! Not! Please! # 2326 01:50:28,604 --> 01:50:31,937 # Mama, I'm a big girl now # 2327 01:50:31,974 --> 01:50:35,307 # At one time when I was little # 2328 01:50:35,344 --> 01:50:38,609 # You never let me do it what older kids do # 2329 01:50:38,647 --> 01:50:42,048 # But losing the laundry list from what you won't allow # 2330 01:50:42,084 --> 01:50:45,611 # Because, Mama, I'm a big girl now # 2331 01:50:45,654 --> 01:50:49,112 # At one time I played with children's toys # 2332 01:50:49,158 --> 01:50:52,321 2333 01:50:52,361 --> 01:50:55,762 2334 01:50:55,798 --> 01:50:57,823 2335 01:50:59,168 --> 01:51:02,103 2336 01:51:02,138 --> 01:51:05,801 2337 01:51:05,841 --> 01:51:08,901 2338 01:51:08,944 --> 01:51:13,142 2339 01:51:13,182 --> 01:51:14,877 2340 01:51:14,917 --> 01:51:17,715 2341 01:51:17,753 --> 01:51:21,211 # But now I'm like Gidget and I have to go to Rome! # 2342 01:51:21,257 --> 01:51:22,485 # So say, arrivederci! # 2343 01:51:22,525 --> 01:51:23,492 # Toodle-loo! # 2344 01:51:23,526 --> 01:51:24,925 # and ciao! # 2345 01:51:24,960 --> 01:51:27,827 # Because, Mama, I'm a big girl now # 2346 01:51:27,863 --> 01:51:31,856 # Ohh, stop! Don't! Not! Please! # 2347 01:51:31,901 --> 01:51:38,237 # Stop! Don't! Not! Please! # 2348 01:51:38,274 --> 01:51:40,435 # Mama, I'm a big girl now # 2349 01:51:40,476 --> 01:51:42,034 # Hey, Mama, say, Mama # 2350 01:51:42,077 --> 01:51:45,046 # At one time I was a shy young thing # 2351 01:51:45,080 --> 01:51:48,413 # Almost unable to walk and talk So dancing and singing # 2352 01:51:48,450 --> 01:51:51,851 # But let me hit the stage, I want to take the bow # 2353 01:51:51,887 --> 01:51:54,185 # Because, Mama, I'm a big girl now # 2354 01:51:54,223 --> 01:51:55,690 # Wo-oh-oh-oh-oh # 2355 01:51:55,724 --> 01:51:58,750 # At one time I used to dress up Ken # 2356 01:51:58,794 --> 01:52:02,025 # But now I'm a woman, I like bigger men # 2357 01:52:02,064 --> 01:52:05,522 And I don't need a Barbie doll to show how # 2358 01:52:05,568 --> 01:52:07,798 # Because, Mama, I'm a big girl now # 2359 01:52:07,837 --> 01:52:09,327 # Ooh, ooh, ah # 2360 01:52:09,371 --> 01:52:12,135 # Ma, you always teach me what's right from wrong # 2361 01:52:12,174 --> 01:52:15,871 # And now I just want to try it # 2362 01:52:15,911 --> 01:52:18,937 # Mama, I've been nesting for too long # 2363 01:52:18,981 --> 01:52:23,042 # So please give encouragement and, Mama, look at me flying # 2364 01:52:23,085 --> 01:52:25,451 # Watch me fly # 2365 01:52:25,487 --> 01:52:26,579 Show off. 2366 01:52:26,622 --> 01:52:29,716 # One day I'll meet a man you won't prevent # 2367 01:52:29,758 --> 01:52:32,852 # And we will have several children and you can torture them # 2368 01:52:32,895 --> 01:52:36,092 # But let me be a star before I take the oath # 2369 01:52:36,131 --> 01:52:38,326 # Because, Mama, I'm a big girl now # 2370 01:52:38,367 --> 01:52:39,800 # Whoa-oh-oh # 2371 01:52:39,835 --> 01:52:41,700 # Mama, I'm a big girl now # 2372 01:52:41,737 --> 01:52:43,068 # Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! # 2373 01:52:43,105 --> 01:52:46,472 # Mama, I'm a big girl # 2374 01:52:46,508 --> 01:52:48,772 Ooh, that big and big girl! 2375 01:52:48,811 --> 01:52:52,178 # I'm a big girl now # 2376 01:52:52,214 --> 01:52:59,418 # Whoa-oh-oh, whoaaaa! # 2377 01:52:59,455 --> 01:53:02,447 # Please, Mama, I'm a big girl now # 2378 01:53:04,793 --> 01:53:07,921 They come from the road away in space # 2379 01:53:07,963 --> 01:53:11,558 # He is hard to miss and so they land on his face # 2380 01:53:11,600 --> 01:53:13,659 # He has cooties! # 2381 01:53:13,702 --> 01:53:15,169 # They have found a place to nest # 2382 01:53:15,204 --> 01:53:16,262 # He has cooties # 2383 01:53:16,305 --> 01:53:17,431 # Cooties # 2384 01:53:17,473 --> 01:53:19,065 # If I am him, I will be depressed # 2385 01:53:19,108 --> 01:53:21,042 # Long tail, sharp nailed # 2386 01:53:21,076 --> 01:53:23,101 # Legs that run away, lay eggs # 2387 01:53:23,145 --> 01:53:26,774 # Oh, no, ew! # 2388 01:53:26,815 --> 01:53:30,376 # In science class he likes it a walk-and-send program # 2389 01:53:30,419 --> 01:53:33,445 # Sombong pet run Because it can not take smell # 2390 01:53:33,489 --> 01:53:34,956 # He has cooties # 2391 01:53:34,990 --> 01:53:37,083 # No one wants to sit next to him # 2392 01:53:37,126 --> 01:53:41,153 No, you don't need a coat Because he has fur! # 2393 01:53:41,196 --> 01:53:43,164 # Circles, circles, points, points, points # 2394 01:53:43,198 --> 01:53:45,325 # Glad I got my cootie shot! # 2395 01:53:46,669 --> 01:53:48,796 # Come on, boy, let's stamp them out! # 2396 01:53:48,837 --> 01:53:50,737 # Uh-uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh-uh # 2397 01:53:50,773 --> 01:53:52,365 # Cootie, cootie # 2398 01:53:52,408 --> 01:53:54,501 # Come on, boy # 2399 01:53:54,543 --> 01:53:55,703 # Cootie, cootie # 2400 01:53:55,744 --> 01:53:58,235 # Uh-uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh-uh # 2401 01:53:58,280 --> 01:53:59,645 # Cootie, cootie # 2402 01:53:59,682 --> 01:54:01,274 # Come on, boy # 2403 01:54:01,317 --> 01:54:03,376 # Whoa, no, no, no # 2404 01:54:03,419 --> 01:54:04,647 # He has cooties # 2405 01:54:04,687 --> 01:54:06,484 # He is as friendly as # 2406 01:54:06,522 --> 01:54:07,819 # He has cooties # 2407 01:54:07,856 --> 01:54:10,154 # He showed them the hospitality of cootie # 2408 01:54:10,192 --> 01:54:11,386 # He has cooties # 2409 01:54:11,427 --> 01:54:13,895 # He is like the Twilight Zone that lives # 2410 01:54:13,929 --> 01:54:15,157 # He has cooties # 2411 01:54:15,197 --> 01:54:17,324 # Can you get Rod Serling on the phone? # 2412 01:54:17,366 --> 01:54:19,834 # Black, white, red, green # 2413 01:54:19,868 --> 01:54:21,495 # Every color is between # 2414 01:54:21,537 --> 01:54:23,232 # Dress like a circus clown # 2415 01:54:23,272 --> 01:54:25,172 # Someone has to water it # 2416 01:54:25,207 --> 01:54:26,970 # Raised in a cootie zoo # 2417 01:54:27,009 --> 01:54:31,002 # I bet two tons Mama also has them! # 2418 01:54:31,046 --> 01:54:32,513 # He-he-he came! # 2419 01:54:32,548 --> 01:54:34,345 # He has cooties # 2420 01:54:34,383 --> 01:54:36,317 # Someone has to water it # 2421 01:54:36,352 --> 01:54:37,683 # He has cooties # 2422 01:54:37,720 --> 01:54:39,688 # Oh yeah # 2423 01:54:39,722 --> 01:54:41,189 # He has cooties # 2424 01:54:41,223 --> 01:54:43,691 # Someone has to water it # 2425 01:54:43,726 --> 01:54:45,193 # He has cooties # 2426 01:54:45,227 --> 01:54:46,854 # Yeah, yeah # 2427 01:54:46,895 --> 01:54:48,021 # He has cooties # 2428 01:54:48,063 --> 01:54:50,361 # He is as friendly as # 2429 01:54:50,399 --> 01:54:51,525 # He has cooties # 2430 01:54:51,567 --> 01:54:54,092 # He shows them the hospitality of cootie # 2431 01:54:54,136 --> 01:54:55,694 # He has cooties # 2432 01:54:55,738 --> 01:54:57,831 # Girly is sure to catch your eyes # 2433 01:54:57,873 --> 01:54:59,033 # He has cooties # 2434 01:54:59,074 --> 01:55:01,565 # He definitely likes let the flag strangely fly # 2435 01:55:03,412 --> 01:55:04,879 # Come on, boy # 2436 01:55:04,913 --> 01:55:06,073 # Let's clock # 2437 01:55:06,115 --> 01:55:07,377 # Let's listen to Mama # 2438 01:55:09,585 --> 01:55:11,212 # Let's listen to Mama # 2439 01:55:11,253 --> 01:55:13,551 # Come on, boy, let's get stuck # 2440 01:55:13,589 --> 01:55:15,056 # Let's listen to Mama # 2441 01:55:15,090 --> 01:55:17,115 # Come on, boy, let's get stuck # 2442 01:55:17,159 --> 01:55:18,319 # Let's listen to Mama # 2443 01:55:18,360 --> 01:55:19,987 # Black, white, red, green # 2444 01:55:20,029 --> 01:55:21,929 # Every color between # 2445 01:55:21,964 --> 01:55:23,693 # Dress like a circus clown # 2446 01:55:23,732 --> 01:55:25,597 # Someone has to water it # 2447 01:55:25,634 --> 01:55:27,329 # Raised in a cootie zoo # 2448 01:55:27,369 --> 01:55:30,361 I bet two tons of their Mama too!