Oh, my God.
Fuck! Stop! Don't hit me!
This is like Tyson against a baby.
I can't wait to punch you in the face while you sleep tonight.
Saved the sound of the bell. / Come on, I want to suck the bong before the second round.
Hey! Hey! The bong is spilled! Stop!
You cheat, son of a bitch.
Not really. Oh! This water bong smells.
Yeah, if you clean it, might not smell like your boyfriend's ass.
What's wrong, friend?
How are you? / How are you?
Um, who are you and what are you doing in my kitchen?
Oh, the owner of your building, he, uh, hired us to pick up your things.
Looks like after a Cypress Hill concert here.
I don't hire these people.
Yuri, what is this?
Alex, how are you? / I'm fine.
Hmm. Well, it's been six months You didn't pay me rent.
So now, I'm driving you away from here. Understand?
Okay, buddy, sir, everyone, then carry it in the truck!
No. That's impossible We never pay late.
Every month, I give Josh hundreds of dollars in my money...
then he wrote a check to pay the rent, right Josh?
I love them very much.
Who?
Mrs. Kamay's girls at the Filipino Palace.
Do you spend rent on for Filipino prostitutes?
They are not prostitutes. They are therapist massage experts.
They massage your dick for money.
Only one designation for that, in my opinion. "Whore." / You're a whore!
Whoa, wait.
Listen, Alex, let's make a deal, how?
I give you 5 minutes to pack the item you want to keep.
For just 1 minute, I have 2 friends...
they will pull your testicles, and pull them through your butt hole.
Agree? Nice.
They have 1 minute then you, okay?
Sorry, Alex. I should have told you.
You can't watch porn videos over the internet just like everyone else?
You know I don't have a credit card.
So where are you going?
To Dante's place, who knows he wants to let me stay there. How are you
Mrs. Kamay said I could stay at the Palace.
You're crazy. / I know.
Where are the bongs?
You forgot the suction lamp.
Sorry. The price is expensive huh?
That's your fault too.
Yo, Dante, raise it. Josh tortured me.
Where are you? I'm sick of talking to the receiving machine.
Why aren't you home? I need you.
Hey, Alex.
Why don't you pick up your phone? I already called you for half an hour.
Oh, sorry. I'm arranging the Christmas tree.
Friend, this is still July.
Period? / Yes. And, uh...
why are you naked?
Oh, my god. I'm naked! Come in!
Friend, your ass is more brown than my face.
This is really crazy.
Yes, I know. He is addicted to prostitutes.
No, I'm talking about your friend who threw away the bong.
You shouldn't throw bongs, kid. Never ever.
Well, that's how it is. Can I stay here for a while?
Wow, I don't know, man. There is my business here.
This house has already been being my office too.
Then there will be a lion comes a few more days.
Do you want to keep a lion? / Yes.
Why? / As a protection.
Haven't heard of a dog?
Friend, you can cheat dogs. But no one is playing with lions.
Yes, that's right.
So what kind of marijuana do you want?
I have an Incredible Hulk, some green monsters, I also have sparkles.
Hey you always repeat it every time I come here.
I don't care what it's called. I just want a bag of marijuana.
Wow. Calm down, bro. You already know can't talk loudly if there are lions here.
Yes. Do you know? I just cancel it or I'll be late for my cousin's party.
You look like a garbage bag.
Are you sure you want to borrow my birthday suit?
Thanks, but chocolate doesn't suit me.
This is not chocolate. It's dark red.
So you can't kill the devil at the end of Level 6?
Do you have magic arrows?
Easy. Here's how. Hide behind a big rock.
When the devil came out of my cave, shot him 3 times with a magic arrow.
Then his head will spin. When that happens...
jump out of the rock, stab him while flying swooping...
use the Sword of Doom then finish.
Level 6 is complete. thanks.
Thank you very much Did I say how much I love you? / Mmm. Hey, grandma.
Hi, honey. / Ooh. Grandma looks sexy
Well, it's been a long time since I didn't have a way out...
so I thought nothing was a little stylish.
Well, that works. Your father says you need a place to live.
Yes. Ohmong, bro, Sophie has left.
So you can use the room if you need it.
Oh, where's Sophie moving? / Heaven.
Ooh. Sorry. Uh, Sophie is very...
... cruel and hateful. / Yeah.
So you moved tonight? / Actually it's a nice offer...
but unfortunately, I promised Jeff that I would stay at his house.
Enter. Hurry./ Are you sure this is okay?
Yes. No problem. The important thing is not to make a fuss. My housemate is sleeping.
You mean your parents? / Yes, it's the same.
Good nightgowns. / Thanks. That's a gift from my housemate.
cool.
This is it.
Um, where do I sleep? / On a waterbed.
Do you need a doll? I have a dog. It seems that bears also exist.
Yes, I have a bear.
How old are you, eight? / At least I have my own bed.
Your bed is a car. / That's right, but it's a cool car.
My housemate said I would give a Christmas present car rim for me.
Or a C.B radio... I can chat with other cars. Great right.
I also want to buy a stereo.
My sister says I need to put an alarm on ./ Shut up.
Disgusting.
Oh, yea!
Come on, Lara. My dick is gone in the forest and it's up to you to look for it or not.
Oh, Lara, you bitch, bitch explorer.
Let's explore.
Why don't you just roam my underwear, honey?
Damn, you're so beautiful.
What's under your skirt, Lara?
Oh, let's see. Huh?
Ooh, Lara, don't use underwear? Do you like it right?
Oh, yea. Okay.
Ooh, here it is. OK. We start. / Jeffrey?
What are you doing te... / Oh! Oh, my God! Forgive me!
I can't stop ejaculating! Sorry! It feels so good!
I can't believe you ejaculated on my mom.
You're the world's most damn human. What are you thinking?
I can't sleep. I see the doll.
So you can't wake me up to play video games or the like?
You don't bother you. Have a good night's sleep with your tortoise doll.
I love my tortoise.
Mom says you can stay overnight again.
Oh yes, surely it will be awkward if you meet at breakfast.
Tell him thank you. I want to sleep in the office.
Okay, it's up to you. See you later. / Yes.
By the way, just bring the doll.
Oh, my plan is like that.
Oh! My doll is a prostitute!
Uh, excuse me?
Hi.
Good morning. Um, I'm looking for my new office .
Are you a new cleaner?
No, I, uh, Samantha Garson.
I will oversee the final production stage game '' Eternal Death Slayer 3. ''
Oh, hi. I don't know there will be a new person.
My name is Alex. I'm also one of the testers. / Do you often sleep here?
No. I overtime until late. I like work. I love life.
Very good.
Yes, um, your office might be an empty one at the end of the hallway.
Thank you. Alex, is there a... / Yes?
Brush your teeth. See you later.
Thank you.
Yes.
Johnny.
Who is Johnny?
How are you, Bigalow motherfucker? How did you sleep last night?
Soundly, Speed Racer. What are you doing, parking your bed?
Uh, no, but I will park myself in the hole of your ass.
Come on. We have lunch. / Hey, you remember Lara, right?
Yes, I remember, and he already got flu. What a surprise.
Hey, the gossip, sir. Cheezle bring a girl here from New York...
to make sure we complete '"Eternal Death Slayer" on time.
Yes, his name is Samantha. He is really sexy. He wants to make love to me.
I'm sure so. Ready? / Oh, please.
Line up, you weirdo. Who wants to drink with a champion?
Who will lose?
I will win, grandfather.
The game is... Bog Frog.
Let's start.
Om.
Tea? / Yes.
Extraordinary mixture of dandelion flowers.
very clear. Good for new beginnings.
So, Samantha, as you know, our closest destination...
is completing '' External Death Slayer 3 '' before fall.
At this stage, we have too much interference and, actually...
I'm very worried.
"Knife Head IV" also the same situation, but we can finish before the deadline.
"Jump Rope City" is really a nightmare, and we can finish it.
That's why I invited you here.
To complete E.D.S. 3 on time...
so we can prepare testers for the latest J.P masterpiece.
Two main works in one year?
and he who made the program and his own design?
He must be a genius. / Yes, J.P. rather abnormal.
He created the original "Eternal Death Slayer" when he was only 13 years old.
It is fitting that he is called a prodigy.
J.P./ Sorry I'm late, Mr. Cheezle.
I'm struggling with the big break new game
Then what? / That is the future of video games.
Amazing. Want some tea?
No need. Uh, I don't think we've ever met.
Oh, this is Samantha Garson.
I brought him from New York to, uh, _ become the E.D.S. project manager. 3.
Hi. Nice to finally be able to meet you. Your reputation is quite famous here.
Whatever you hear about me, is true.
So, uh, if you need something, please, just call.
I'll give you all my phone numbers. Thanks, I'll do it.
Really, whatever you need.
Now, J.P, can Samantha go around the office, introduce her to everyone.
Of course. I'll delay my genius for a while.
Please, Your Honor.
Namaste, everything.
Do your friends at school ask for tips how to play '' Eternal Death Slayer ''?
School. I don't need school.
What matters to me is just video games, and that has made me a millionaire.
Maybe I don't understand what is meant by Civil war...
or who created the helicopter, even though I have one.
But I can finish '' The Legend of Zelda '' before I can walk.
Awesome. / Yes.
I want to use iron legs. The operation is risky, but it's worth living.
What's here?
Only children in the break room.
or what I used to say, "" Space full of idiot idiots Bad people. " My office is the most extensive... / Let's see.
Come on! / You suck! You suck!
I think you're good, friend.
Oh, flies. I am a frog. I devour flies. More than you.
Sorry you have to watch this.
Only this is the poor person's entertainment every day.
Whoa! Yeah! Yeah!
Basic weakness! Wizzeak!
You don't have a chance, Timmy. / Definitely can I chase, elder. Time is on my side.
Hey, at least I have a bush.
Damn it! / Oh, hey, Samantha. Sorry you have to hear that.
It's okay. Congratulations on having bushes.
How do you two know each other?
I woke him up this morning. He fell asleep while working late last night.
That's what parents do. They fall asleep.
Wow, J. P. Your clothes are good.
What is the price of clothes on the Matrix?
I was so funny that I forgot to laugh.
Hi, I'm Jeff. I also have a bush. But the color is not gray.
Hey! / What?
My bush isn't really gray.
But not according to my mother. / I told you not to bring it up again.
People ask me.
Sorry I have to leave this conversation, but we will meet later friends.
Back to work, examiner.
Hey, Samantha, Don't take red pills!
Goodbye, shit.
Wow.
Hey, Timmy, can I sleep on your couch tonight?
Why? So you can masturbate see my mother?
Jeff is a liar, Timmy!
What's wrong?
How many people have you told me about the incident between me and your mother?
Thirteen, maybe. Why? I don't think it's a secret.
No, you're right. Your mother might appreciate it more.
My fault. Sorry./ It's okay.
So where are you going to sleep tonight?
Um, there is a cute girl I have known for a long time...
said I could stay with him and 2 of his girlfriends.
Ah, time! / Yup.
Three girls and you?
Yes. I call you later so that you know on whose bed I sleep.
Definitely. Oh, my housemate is here. Goodbye, 'gator. / See you.
Hi, honey. Hi, Mama.
Your day is fun? / Yes. Do you remember TiVo Samurai Jack?
Yes.
Oh, honey, you work too hard.
Tiring day. / Not a difficult job, Grandma. But thanks.
You are different. You must be hungry, baby.
Yes, I want to eat.
Your food menu is amazing.
Thank you, Mr. President.
Oh, Grace, do you remember my granddaughter Alex?
Our new housemates.
How long do you want to stay? / Um, only until I find a new apartment.
Do you have a boyfriend? / No.
How old are you now? / I will be 36 years old in October.
My granddaughter is gay too. I'll give the number to you.
I'm not gay, but thank you. / Denies.
Wow. Grace really warms me up and is welcomed.
Well, you're also cynical if 4 your husband dies while with you.
It might be suicide.
I'm just joking. Here it is. This is your din-din.
Oh, look, it's still hot. Ooh, be careful-
Good, a piece of chicken, leftover lasagna...
omelet...
a little pudding- and, oh, wait a minute.
A piece of wedding cake.
This is great, grandma. Thank you. / Ah, you're welcome.
This is your new room, baby.
Wow, Grandma, that's great. / Oh, that's great.
Hey, uh, Sophie doesn't die in bed, right?
Oh, no. / Good, good, good.
No. He fell out of bed and died here.
Oh, I'm so happy You live here, baby.
Once again thank you. / Sweet dreams, baby.
Oh, thanks. Alright.
See you tomorrow morning./ Definitely.
Ew.
I die on the floor...
and nobody helped me.
You must be kidding me.
Oh, it feels so cold if it's dead.
I swear to God I'll help you, Sophie.
Please don't kill me. I will help you. It's just that I'm not disi-
Because of you! / Oh, my God!
A cowardly cat. / What are you doing, Grandma?
I told you we would have fun.
Yeah. / Honey?
Uh-huh? / Don't curse. You're better than that.
Good. Motherfucker!
Very crazy.
Oh, God, what happened?
What...
What? Come on Stop it
Why did you do this to me?
Thank you. thanks.
Oh, wake up.
Go pee and don't forget to wash your hands then go down and have breakfast. / Good, Grandma.
Wow! Great breakfast.
Grandma, I'm going to sleep again.
Oh. Don't you have to go to work?
Actually I don't need to work for the next 3 and a half hours.
Oh, that's great You have extra time...
because we really need your help in this house.
Oh, no problem. What do you need me to do?
Mmm, just some homework.
This is it, honey.
Alright, let's repeat again from the beginning...
then check, starting from Level 1, huh?
Kane, you will handle parts 1 to 3.
It's up to you, Samantha./ Barry, you take care of sections 4 to 6.
Yes, I can. No problem. You're great
Jeff, you've been in parts 7 to 9 for a while, so you just stay there.
Let's do it.
I mean the level of the game. MAKE sex
Sorry. / Alright.
Alex, I want you to handle parts 10 to 15...
... because it's a problematic level
Does he sleep?
Yes, and maybe defecate in pants.
Wake up, buddy.
Don't do homework, Grandma!
Good, Alex.
What is good?
All right. Continue work. These are crucial moments.
Seriously, what good? / Why are you so tired?
Uh, maybe because last night I was with the women.
One thing you don't know.
Excuse me. / Hey, look, that's Brother Bono.
So how does the loser conference take place?
The losers will ensure that you launch the game on time.
Oh, no, of course. They are the best.
I want to give you a black cobra.
tie it around the neck.
J.P., I have to say above them.
Please ride on me.
This, baby, I made you Jell-O without fruit...
because I know you don't like it
And there are potatoes and chips, also drink chocolate milk
Good. Thank you / Oh, what is this?
Mmm, the game I'm working on.
A kind of side project. / Oh, that's great, honey.
Hey, do you want to play it? / I don't know.
Good.
You're very talented.
I remember the bird house you built when you were in school.
This is a little more ferocious than the bird house. It's called "Demonik." You play a demon called from hell to wipe out the meth lab
Spaceship.
So this helps you to look around.
This is the button to punch. This is for jumping. This is to bow.
This right handpecker for opens your magic spell menu.
And the left trigger for uses a spell.
How to make it run?
Oh, use this stick. / Here?
Oh, I see. Oh, yes, go there.
Okay, enter this room. Good, use telekinesis power to lift objects.
I don't see a telephone.
No. That means like mind power Press the red button. / Red.
Ooh, perfect.
Good, you know, use your ball to pierce the wall.
Uh, shoot. / Yes. That is good.
Go there. Go there. _ Is he a good or bad guy?
Uh, that's a bad guy. He's a drug seller. Kill him.
Oh. Oh, I hate violence. But, oh, drugs are bad.
Ooh, good Death Spike.
Okay, now walk here and use your lightning bolt to blow up the barrel.
Oh, beautiful right?
Yes. / Oh, this is exciting.
Hey, wow, you have to go to the checkpoint.
Is that good? / Yes.
Now, that's my game.
I still have work, so if you want-
Uh-uh. wait your turn. I am excited about this. Ooh.
Feel it!
Hey, Grandma. Actually I have to meet a friend and get things.
So keep playing, and see you later.
I love you.
I don't believe there are people in this world who still don't have cable TV.
Dr. Shakalu understands. / Yes, right.
By the way, this black box can capture all channels...
... also pay-per-view and some extra channels.
Don't let the police or grandmother see it.
So, how do you get to know each other?
I went to the doctor after the brawl at Pomona.
He found me a lion. The next morning comes.
Plus, he brought Zimbabwean marijuana which could turn you into a deer.
You know lions eat deer, right?
That's right, kid. Doctor, we must be careful.
Oh, shit. Have I been here for three hours?
I don't have horns, right? / No. You're fine, bro.
Thank you for all this. And doctor?
Sorry. / Don't hesitate, kid.
Finally, a housemate goes shopping.
Chicken slices.
Spaghetti with garlic bread.
Oh, my God, the wings will taste good with his chest.
I don't know what you are, but I will eat you too.
Of course grandma doesn't have a microwave. 100 years old.
Ooh.
Yeah, Dante.
Take a look.
Good night, my friend. Sleep well.
Ooh!
Ooh, it's time for dinner.
Oh, motherfucker, fucking!
Oh! Goddamn it!
Let me guess. Is your bird burning?
Yeah./ Hey, Jeff.
Oh hey, Alex./ Hey.
I finished my first level last night. How far have you been, Alex?
Does it look like I've done one level last night?
Oh, my God. / That's crazy.
Wait. Don't say it's doing . Your housemate.
Yeah. Yeah. Do my housemate.
They are crazy. They tied me up.
I'm like a bull on a rodeo, is completely helpless.
And know no? When I want to shout call the police, I ejaculate.
And it feels good.
That's crazy, that's so cool.
Hey, friend. Kane, can you check it for me? Thanks.
Whoa. Alex, what happened?
There's a fire and I'm trying to save it from this baby...
No, he made love with three of his housemates. They tied it up last night.
They do crazy orgy weekly.
I don't know what they are talking about. They are just joking.
No, you said it to us.
Yeah, I think it's not smart...
... remember you worked with your hand.
Can you get to my office for a while, please? / Yeah.
Found out!
You will be fired. / You are a jerk.
Dah./ Do you know? I forgot something.
What? / This.
I think he crushed it.
Alright. Listen, Alex, this game must be completed.
And you're the most experienced person I have. I rely on you very much.
My burning hand won't stop me from finishing my level.
Of course I hope not.
Will not.
You know, it looks like you don't match being in the video game world.
Why? Because I'm a woman? / No, because you're a sexy woman...
... and you swim in the sea of virgins.
That's very flattering and outspoken, Alex.
Listen, I know you think I'm also very sexy...
... and you want to go with me after work.
But I have a very serious deadline given by my boss.
So until I finish my level, my attention should not be disturbed.
I think I have to suffer all that time. / Sorry.
Mr. Cheezle on channel two. / I have to accept it.
Avoid the tea party.
Hello.
What are you doing, J.P.?
Just thinking about my game.
How are you?
People will worship him.
Alright. It's scary.
I hate your face.
Did you say something?
You're so weird.
Why can he see me?
Before we can bake it, I want to heat the pan.
And we will sprinkle salt and pepper into pork...
Hello, ladies. Enjoying new channels?
Some use thread, some use nets.
Do you like cooking channels, grandma?
And it's just food, all day.
Indeed that is what they do, just making food.
I want to eat the TV.
Thank you very much, Alex. Maybe tomorrow you can introduce them to heroin...
... labeled. It is very rare to see beer stains.
What's this? / Antiques Roadshow.
What is that? / Oh, that's great.
People take wreckage then know that the value is very expensive.
Slide, Bea.
I'm an antique. / Yes, you're right, Bea.
Raja Gambrinus, is beer customer...
So, ladies, I need to use televi...
Shh! There read Playgirl or whatever.
$ 4,000 for a beer glass? / That's ridiculous.
And we will be back for continuing the Antiques Roadshow marathon.
Marathon? God damn it.
Come on.
Ooh. Hi. You are dead. Dadah.
What's wrong? J-dog.
Hey, J-dork, this is Alex./ How are you, shit lips?
Uh, it's not good. Listen, I really need your help.
You can't ejaculate to my father. / It's so funny.
No, I really need your help. Can you do some of my ration level?
What? Not. Why can't you do it?
Listen, my housemates don't want to let me work. They are crazy.
They can't stop watching... porn.
I can't do anything. They are really bad. Please help me.
You're dead to me. Finished.
Oh, Jeff is a good friend.
This is not an ordinary Tiffany lamp.
This one is a fish lamp.
You can see there are fish swimming there.
The glass where the fish is...
Already at 6:00?
Ooh! Okay, I'll make breakfast before you do your job.
Oh, no, grandma, Don't worry. Not.
I'm not hungry. I also want to go to work early.
I don't have time to do the work today.
Oh, just a few things, honey.
Do you know how to use sandblaster?
Where did you get that?
Oh, there's a break at the marathon on TV, so I wash some of your clothes.
I found this vase in your bag, and smelled terrible, so I cleaned it.
Looks good, right?
Thanks.
Fruit cakes? Delicious. Amazing, Mother.
Challenges.
Shut up, Bobby. Can you see Alex sleeping? He cannot be challenged.
No. I challenge you, Jeff.
What game?
A little '' Dance Dance Revolution. ''
That's great, Bobby...
... but we don't have "Dance Dance Revolution," "so you're stupid. Ultramix 2! / When do we have this?
This just arrived this morning.
Suddenly, you're not is a bullshit, Jeff?
It seems that my days at Brainasium will end soon.
You can go first so that I can know how?
Oh, gladly. Woody Allen's jacket.
Oh, the heyday is over.
Good stuff, Bobby. Good movement. That was cool.
Let's see what's here.
Are you ready? Dance!
You will ruin this game, you're great!
Whoo! This game is fun! Oh, my God!
New highest score. / What does "highest score" mean?
New highest scores. Is that bad?
What does that mean? Did I damage it?
Hey, J.P.
Do you have time?
You don't knock on the door, Kane.
I knock. But I think the music is too loud.
Are you scared?
No. I just don't like techno music.
You will like it if you have robotic ears.
Yeah, I guess.
By the way, I have an suggestion for "Eternal Death Slayer."
You know the dwarves in... / Three.
What?
'' Eternal Death Slayer 3. ''
Three. Sorry.
By the way, what is the _ dwarf at level 4...
... looks too similar fairy on level 6?
Can be too confusing.
That's an interesting theory, Kane.
But redesigning all characters is too expensive.
Agree. But what if just changes the color?
It's easier and faster.
Let me decide, Kane.
There is a reason why I am the creator of E.D.S. 3 and you're just a tester.
I just...
Exit.
The idea is good. Shut up. Think of your own business.
May I talk to you, Your Majesty?
Uh, yeah. I guess.
But next time please tap the door first?
And what's with the call "Your Majesty"?
Are you the Round Table Knight? Come on.
Sorry.
What was that? / Nothing.
I just want to tell that I'm aware of dwarves at level 4...
... and fairies on Level 6 of E.D.S. 3 looks too similar.
People can be confused.
What do you want? I can't force more deadlines.
It's not necessary if you just change their color.
It's cheap and only needs more than one or two days.
Yeah. Yeah, we can do it.
That's a great idea.
One of the the greatness I have.
There is a symposium on nanotechnology tomorrow at UCLA, 3:00 a.m.
I thought maybe... / J.P.
Yeah? / I'm working.
Good. Me too. I just...
I just want to tell you.
I think everyone should know. Maybe you should make a memo.
ASAP (As fast as possible) ./ ASAP. Well.
Hey, man. / How are you? What do you say about the weird thing?
He doesn't want to discuss it. / What? Really? That's a good idea.
No. I'm just shit. I'm sick.
Calm down, Kane. You are not a shit.
Leave it to Alex. Maybe he will talk to JP.
You have to wake him up from the sex comma first.
He gave me a reason to live. He and all his prostitutes.
Dude, he lives in fantasy. That is cool.
No! Friends, is not cool, okay?
Our report must be finished tomorrow and he hasn't started yet.
OK? If he doesn't finish, we will be dead.
Damn. That's Alex's intercom.
There is an item from the front office desk for you, Alex.
Cool! Hopefully it's a nude man with a dildo./ What?
Nothing. Just give it back.
Come on. We are looking for Alex's table. / God bless us.
Can I help you? Are you looking for Alex?
Yes. I'm Alex's grandmother, Lily, and these are her housemates.
This is Grace and that is Bea.
Nice to meet you, mother-ibu./ Thank you.
We thought of bringing he had lunch from home.
Oh, that's so sweet. I'm Samantha.
Come along. I'll show the desk. Okay.
You're dying.
Hey, Jeff. / Hi.
Is Alex here? He has a guest.
No. He is not here. Hi, ladies.
Are you Alex's high school friends?
Thank you.
We are housemates.
Are you the reason why Alex is tired this week?
We have been rude to him...
... but he's soft, if you know what I mean.
We are not used to having men at home...
... so I guess we forced it too hard.
Oh! That's terrible. / So where is he?
Uh, I haven't seen it yet.
Surely he didn't overslept under the table. That's the fact.
Maybe she's working hard somewhere.
Can you please give him this lunch...
... and tell him I'm very happy playing his new toy this morning.
And when he comes home later, he can play with me.
I want to throw up. / That's so disgusting.
Alright! It is enough. I am here.
You're here. Hi, grandma.
We miss you. / I was somewhere else working hard.
Dude, what happened? / This is my grandmother.
Halo./ The two are _ roommates.
I stayed with them since last week.
OK.
Hi, grandma, mother-mother. / Hi.
It's nice to find out, bro.
Masturbation in front of my mother is something...
... but make love with your grandmother and her housemate?
That's legendary. / It's an idiot.
Hey, you know, ladies? Why am I...
Come on. I'll take you out. No, we are here, Bea.
Oh, my God.
Geez. / Lunch dildo?
Sometimes they mark the first, is done by Llewellyn.
Sometimes it's not. Sometimes their style is great, like this...
Oh. Hi, honey. / Hey, grandma.
Hey, Bea. Maybe you have to go to bed early.
Tomorrow you will be busy. / What do you mean?
I don't have a plan. / No.
I think you will rest if you will go to...
Antiques Roadshow.
Oh! Alex, you are an angel!
Oh, you may be here to your heart's content and may love any man.
Pamela Mills is in Van Nuys...
... where rare African lions were captured in a settlement.
Sir, what did you think of when you saw a lion?
That animal is crazy.
I don't even know why is a lion in this settlement.
I heard a noise in the yard.
Become my housemate and me, we check it out.
I look up at the tree, and that's where the King of the Forest is!
Ladies, you have to sleep / Yes, fine.
We need to sleep for beauty because we have many things to cherish.
Come on, Bea.
The animal looks at me. I almost put it on my pants.
So I ran in. and called Five-0.
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
Time to finish several levels.
OK. OK. Maybe we can share the levels...
... and do it now.
There is no time. It's easy for us.
Will we be fired?
I mean, maybe you. We do not.
Gosh, I hope I'm fired.
I'm a useless jerk who is destined to die young.
Calm down, Kane. He will come. Relaxing. Just sure
Don't slice your pulse, Kane. I come.
Gentlemen, Level 10 to 15, correct.
Oh, my God. I told you.
Alright! Who wants to challenge me?
Still thinking I should have died.
Thank you.
Hopefully it will keep bad energy away.
Samantha, latest news?
Mr. Cheezle, these guys not only found all the bugs...
... but we have detailed instructions about how to fix it.
We are back on schedule. / Phenomenal.
Phenomenal. Great energy.
Great energy.
Last night I dreamed.
I dream of being a pigeon that flies over the sea.
Then I dive into the ocean...
... and I swim with dolphins.
I am an animal that joins together...
... which means good things will happen.
Good thing.
Samantha, take them to dinner, Brainasium who pays.
Sure.
Yeah, Samantha. Take us away.
Yeah, let's go crazy! / Crazy?
Mr. Cheezle, fly with a bird or whatever you said earlier.
Oh, okay. Acceptable. Please go crazy as you like.
Good things will happen. Good things.
Hey, Samantha./ Hey.
Listen, I'm sorry I can't eat dinner today.
I just got a new Buffy season DVD...
... and I'll watch it at my house and watch the bonus feature.
I don't even know it's released. Still isn't.
I have an acquaintance.
cool. Long night is waiting for you.
If you want me to come, I want to. / Don't worry.
Or if you want to call me, might work.
Actually, I'm really tired...
... so maybe I won't stay up late.
But I'll see you Monday.
Listen, I realize that is definitely...
... it's scary to chat with me.
But behind this genius...
I'm an ordinary human, you know.
But I'm working on it.
J.P.?/ Yeah?
I have to go. Okay.
Be careful on the road.
I have chosen your best table for partying.
Thank you. / You're welcome. This is our harmonious table.
Thank you.
Please take a look at the exclusive list of our vitamin water.
Oh, I'll see that. / Enjoy the harmony.
Here is where we are - big meals?
Mr. Cheezle chose it. It's surprising.
The menu is bad. / Cake tofu seems good, maybe?
Do they have alcohol? / Actually we don't provide alcohol.
It's annoying, I know. But...
... this must be your first time come to Our Lady Health.
I'm Shylo. I'll be your servant today.
Sorry. Did you say is your name Shylo?
Yeah, Shylo./ That's weird.
Jeff. / What? That's weird.
You mean maho./ Stop it.
No alcohol? This place is bad.
Hey, friend. Try first.
We provide drinks wheat grass.
That's cool, if you want to be aware and vomit.
Excuse me, sir. What do you suggest for appetizers?
What people are talking about is is a sprout of quesadilla.
Do you know? There is a Tommy burger across the street.
Let's go there. / Sounds good.
Listen. I know the food is a little different here...
... but it's actually nice and good for you.
We make sure without oil or fat.
If we pay more, can get oil or fat?
Is there a bathroom or I have to boker on the plant?
Idiot idiots, red bitches.
You guys think you're cool. Make me sick!
"Let's ridicule vegetarian food and their crazy way of life.
We don't hurt anyone. "
Go eat hamburgers and choke on cows. Someone skipped yoga classes this morning. Let's go. Karma is good," Guy-blow. " Nonsense, you idiot. That's right Shylo.
Forgive us, sir. / You're so sweet.
Thank you, Lilly. I can't believe they appreciated the short bench $ 200. know. Who would have thought that was from the beginning of the Victorian era?
I want to win money.
I tried to tell you that was old dog dung...
... but you don't believe it.
Hey. This tea is very felt. What is this?
I'm not sure. I found this in Sophie's old tin...
... and I thought it would be nice to drink it while remembering him.
This is for you, Sophie.
Come on, Kane. Stop it! I win!
I won! Please! Merry Christmas.
Help! / I can't breathe! Serious!
It's impossible for you to beat me in any video game.
Really? / Yeah.
Know no, while other girls play Barbie dolls...
... I defeated my brother playing '' Super Mario. ''
Ooh, "Super Mario." Good nickname.
How long have you been a tester? / About 10 years?
I was an accountant.
Then one day I woke up and realized my life was sad.
So I went into my boss's office and said "Daddy, I stopped."
"Father." Good nickname.
In the end, you have to do what you like.
Exactly.
Plus, you can't be stoned and become an accountant.
For a lot of mistakes, you lost millions of dollars, you got fired.
That's like...
Dude, can we go back to your grandmother's house? I have to go to the restroom.
We're not going to my grandma's house. Pee in the alley.
I have to pee by the buttocks.
Do you know? It's too late to go to your grandma's house. I have to go.
Don't. Night is not late. The house is in the corner. We can go there.
This is an emergency.
Remember. Maybe they sleep. So don't be noisy,
I think I heard a sound.
What is Spanish? / Numero dos. Andale.
Hey, grandma.
I don't understand what--
- what did this person say.
Chi-Chi Zapata.
Chi-Chi choochy loco-co.
I don't know you invited people.
I will shave my horn.
Your grandmother is funny. / Yeah, normally she's not like this.
What is beer? Can I ask?
You can take everything. Where is the bathroom?
Above, left.
Oh, I like this music.
Come here, sweetie. / Oh, hey.
my face.
Hey, grandma.
Can you talk for a while in the kitchen?
Oh, sure, honey. I want beer. Okay.
Come on. Why don't we have that beer in the kitchen?
Okay, honey. Woo-hoo.
This is the pill.
Grandma, why don't you sleep?
I'm sorry.
We are preparing--
We are getting ready to sleep--
- Then we drink tea Sophie.
What tea? / Sophie tea, from the tin in the cupboard.
Oh, we thought it would be nice to drink while remembering Sophie.
I can hear my hair is growing.
Do you want soup?
I'm fine, grandma.
My grandmother drinks all my salary. / That's great.
I'm just saying it's cool. I mean, how many people can say that for ages?
Do you have marijuana again? / No.
I really need to suck mixed marijuana now.
Really? / Yes.
Just call the weirdo Dante./ Yeah, call him.
Hey, calm down. I bring you a treat.
Is it okay if I invite my friends from the Crazy Beaver?
Next time you can reduce your temper and like beavers.
No problem, bro. They are humans like you and me.
Now suck this and have fun.
This is not marijuana. "" I thought I was a deer ", right? No, you suck the Frankenstein. Why is it called Frankenstein?
Look, I'm the Monster Monster.
How are you?
Peanut butter.
I like Madame Kamay.
Let's just say I learned a lot about keeping a lion.
He studied for not to keep it.
Good English, Dr. Shakalu./ Thanks '' boo. ''
Hey, Dante. My boyfriend and I saw you on the news yesterday.
Really? / Yeah.
"Girlfriend" do you mean rabbit hair that you rub on you every night?
Yeah. Yeah.
Hey, man. Just remember, maybe a lion is a bad idea. Shakalu brought me a monkey.
I'll teach him tae kwon do.
Yeah, monkeys that can karate. You know, maybe it's safer.
Yeah. That makes sense.
Who wants cereal? / Yeah!
Colonel Crackers is the best!
Oh, I just want him to come out from the center and hang out with us.
I think he's cute.
I think I'm not drunk enough to understand that.
I don't think you can go partying anymore, party smugglers?
Colonel. This, baby.
So you're annoying, you weirdo.
Does anyone have a lighter? I found marijuana.
I have it. / I want to suck it.
That would be nice. / What is this?
This is J.P's mobile number.
You're lucky. / Did you hear he talks like a robot?
She's crazy.
Hey, we have to fool him. Come on, call him.
Don't./ Yes.
Crazy polygons.
Debug! I tried it.
Graphic gauges! No, that's not it.
Damn it! This doesn't work.
You won't finish it. This game failed.
No. Shut up
You disappoint everyone. Not.
I'll make this game, and this will be the best thing anyone has ever seen.
Delusional thoughts from Fantasy Island.
You never have iron legs. Samantha sleeps with Alex.
No!
Oh!
Hmm.
Oh, my God. Look how young and cute you are.
Hey. Oh my God.
Baby wants to have a expression?
Babies like milk.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, right there, kid!
It's delicious.
Oh, kick to the head. / Yeah!
This is it. Here it is. Is that just a small step?
Do you want ice cream sandwiches? There is wheat and seladanya.
Oh, no. It is okay. But you know?
I think the biker wants to eat something. / Oh, okay.
My grandmother's confusion is my concern. Look at this./ Yep. That is good.
How does it feel to be old? It must be weird, right?
I mean, you see some things happen.
World War I, World War II, the creation of the automobile, Tupac was killed...
I used to give a Charlie Chaplin hand job.
Impossible! Is she mute?
Not after me finished with it.
Oh, you are so cute.
You remind me to Charlie.
Little bitch.
Cabo Wabo shots.
You were first, Samantha.
I don't think so. Tequila always makes me drunk.
It's true. Come on
You know, if you don't do it, I'll just...
... and I beat you one more time. / Bastard.
Alright. Pour one. Do you know? Pour two.
I feel like Tom Cruise in the Cocktail movie.
Hey, you don't have to drink two. I am just kidding.
What's the favorite kid grandma? Letoy?
Someone will be slept with tonight.
Doctor, we're not in in the rainforest.
Miniclip _ tough.
Your meat is wrong.
And this is me together Abbott and Costello.
Wow. Which one do you sleep with?
One? Of course both.
You were a naughty whore.
What do you mean before?
Yes.
I want to... sing?
What? You're too drunk to sing.
Whatever. There is no whose name is too drunk.
Sorry.
Oh.
I really like this girl!
Oh.
Ooh.
Oh.
Am I hallucinating there was an party last night?
It's cute. Look at that little cowboy hat.
Morning.
You must be on duty last night, Sheriff.
Good, old photos, because you know, for a moment...
... I thought it would be embarrassing.
Is that Halloween time? / No, it's not Halloween.
It's the first day of high school. / Oh. Is that a leopard spandex motif?
Look, you can see the dick.
OK. Sheriff requested that the photo be burned.
Oh, look at this. This is the report card.
Take a look. Everything is A. Impressive.
I'm a genius. What should I say?
You're great at high school.
Then suddenly, he was out of focus. I think it's just puberty.
Yeah. It's definitely puberty.
Oh, look at this.
This grandfather Alex is carrying Alex time baby.
He died 10 years ago.
I'm sorry.
That's why I'm glad Alex is in this house...
... because it made me feel close to his grandfather.
Your grandfather loves you very much.
I love him, and I love you, and I love being your housemate.
You will like my grandfather.
She's cool. He will drink beer with us last night.
He will drink 20 beers.
No, he has a problem.
He must like to gather in the middle of the crowd.
We have fun last night. I have to know the name of the tea.
Oh, my God. Already afternoon.
I have to go. Alex, can you take me?
Oh, yeah. Can./ It's very fun.
Thanks for showing all the photos. / Come anytime, honey.
I'll bring four boxes again. / Okay.
OK.
Oh.
See you later, grandma. / Okay.
Barry, it's time for you and the milking girl to go home. / Okay, Alex.
Yeah. West West, yo.
Grace, I have to admit something.
Uh, you are my first bedtime friend.
Really?
Oh, that's sweet.
Let me remember. You go to...
I don't know, 3,000 more.
Compare it.
Ah.
I should use a condom.
Good place.
Never met anyone who has 300 housemates.
Yeah, sometimes it's complicated, but I have 50 helpers, so-
No problem.
This is my room. / We arrived.
Yep.
Thanks.
So, I will... meet you on Monday.
See you Monday.
Thank you for transferring. / You're welcome.
Ah, shit. I forgot my parking ticket.
Hey, I forgot...
Wow. I just returned to take my parking ticket.
I know that. This./ What if I'm a waiter?
I hoped so.
See you in the office. / I'll be there.
I will be a real man older.
I'm a genius.
Samantha, you will be mine, mine.
Must add liquid.
When did I get this message?
You get a new message.
Hey, J. P, you weirdo!
We are partying. Where are you?
I'll call again. This is Sam.
What am I-- Hey, J.P.
We celebrated the game tonight, so - Jeff, stop it.
Give the cellphone. My name is J.P.
I'm a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina.
I'm not happy.
Yes, that's right. He gave the Charlie Chaplin hand job.
Yeah. Next question. Here.
Do you think it was he who found the hand job?
Ooh. No, I don't think so.
But he said he was the one who started inserting the finger into the anus during a blow job.
Yeah. He is a pioneer.
Great news from the party, ladies and gentlemen, Barry sucked his first milk.
For 13 hours.
OK. Enough. thanks.
Jeff, it sounds like a Friday party is very nice.
What do you mean? / I got a funny message if you and Alex left.
It's as funny as your face.
Listen, we're just joking, J.P.
# Don't be angry with us ##
So where is Alex?
What, he skipped work and died of aging?
No. He ate lunch with Samantha. What?
So, who wants to hear my dark disease since the silent film era?
Yeah, raise your hand. The girl is this...
... fragrant like post-world war depression.
Do you want a snack, Alex?
No, thanks, grandma. I'm fine.
Can you open it, honey?
Of course, grandma.
Maybe it's a stripper, Alex./ I can only hope, Grace.
What are you doing here? / I have to talk to you, Alex.
It's just that the cellphone message made me very sad.
It's not my fault if I'm different.
I just want you to like me...
... and you see me as if I'm a weirdo.
J.P., I have to be honest. The voice of the robot will not help you.
I know. I did it when I was nervous.
Listen, nobody hate you, okay?
I will talk to Jeff and other friends...
... and we're all going to _ hang out overnight.
And Samantha./ And Samantha.
Really? That is cool. Thanks, Alex.
Hey, everyone at Brainasium respects you very much.
I mean, you created one of the greatest games when you were a kid.
You're a legend, man.
I know. I'm so... great.
What is that?
Oh, nothing.
That's...
That's the game I'm designing in my spare time...
... for the last few years.
Wow. The 3-D mapping is very smooth.
Yeah./ Do you design it yourself?
Yeah. Yeah./ There is no clipping at all.
Who programed it? / I did it too.
Hey, what can I say? I am a 35-year-old prodigy.
Thirty-five study programs--
Detection of impact is great.
Hey, you know? I can take it home for you...
... and maybe give you some notes.
You know, that's what a normal person or friend does, right?
Yeah. Yeah, right. That will be cool.
The lighting effects are very realistic.
This. But--
Please help me, okay? Don't be too critical. I'm not a genius.
I'm a genius. / Yeah, I know that.
And also, I haven't told anyone in the office about this.
This is some kind of secret...
So be careful with that disk and don't tell anyone.
Oh, yeah. Be careful it's my middle name.
Actually, no. My middle name is Philip.
Doctor, help the bag. / Here it is.
Thanks, friend.
This guy will tear my heart from my chest and show it to me, huh?
No. This is Mr. Lee Ho.
He trained me and the Monkey tae kwon do.
Today I have a yellow belt. Monkey can get a red belt. He is fast learning.
Monkey sucker... punch!
That's why my lips are swollen. / Where's the monkey now?
He is above. Save nunchakus (short chain stick).
Yo, the party is amazing, man.
Your boyfriend can drink to heavy water.
Shut up, monkey! I have a guest, man.
Doctor, can you order Mr. Lee Ho makes the monkey shut up?
Yes, sir.
Lee Ho is really great. He is Chinese. / Yeah, I can see.
What is that?
Mr. Lee Ho?
Monkey?
Oh, shit!
You have to tighten your armpit tightly and release it slowly like this.
Pay attention.
Try it.
Dude, I can't do it.
Just practice on weekends and in your spare time. You can do it.
Don't say your grandmother hit you.
It is more trustworthy than what actually happened.
So, what is this big meeting for?
I think it's about farting.
Gentlemen, Samantha...
... last night I received a rough copy of the new J.P game...
... and I can say it invaded my mind by force.
Until I think I'll explode into the atmosphere.
That's great.
Yes, if you pay attention to the monitor...
I'll show you a flash of the future.
Prepare your thoughts for... '"Demonik.'"
What?
This is my game. / Shh. I want to watch.
Hey, no. Please stop it.
This- This is my game.
What did you say, Alex? I developed this game for three years.
What are you talking about? I did this game for a year.
You know that, Mr. Cheezle.
Okay, that's bullshit!
RoboJalang came to my house last night. Show this game.
He said he wanted to give me input, not steal it.
Do you have a copy of this game? / No.
Oh, fine. It's a relief.
Why don't you tell you're designing a game?
I don't know. I feel inferior about that.
Oh, how sweet. He just tried to fuck you.
Dude, I will go there and kick your robot's head off of your skinny body.
Wait, Alex. You're blocking energy in this room now.
Is there a way you can prove this is your game?
Challenge him, friend! / Yeah!
What does that prove, Jeff? Maybe he stole my game...
... copy and study all the movements overnight.
Mr. Cheezle, this is sad. / Okay. Enough!
Whoa!
Wow, Alex.
Dude, you have to be calm. Come back tomorrow and apologize to JP. Forgive me.
Sorry? I drudge doing this game!
OK. Your energy now really scared me.
Do you know? Fuck energy. Fuck J.P.
Fuck Brainasium. Fuck you all. I stopped.
Wait! Alex- / Let him go.
Let him find the center and collect the chi.
Good, Monkey. Play my head.
I want you to take Frankenstein shit...
.... the deer shit, the green monster, this and that...
... and I want you to roll it into one mix.
Nobody dares to try it.
There is one. Roll the bar.
I'll suck it with you, bro. We will be blazing crazy together. I do not care.
Hey, Lilly. Is Alex here? / Hi, Samantha.
No, honey. He was working.
But-why? There is a problem?
No. He is not hurt. There is an argument in the office about video games, and-
The game is Alex, "" Demonik "? / Yeah. Do you know?
Of course. I like it.
I almost got to the final checking point...
... but I have to face the zombies.
They keep biting my neck.
Hey, Lilly. Can you help me? / Sure.
I will record this for scientific research.
This will be on the Discovery Channel.
Don't judge me, Monkey.
I don't understand. Why does anyone have the heart to do it, steal from him?
I don't know, Lilly, but he won't...
Keep trying, man. Lifetime. Oh, hey.
Hey, Jeff. Can you find Alex?
I'll take her grandmother to Cheezle's office and finish this mess.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No problem. Really. Thank you.
Hello, Jeffrey./ How are you, beautiful grandma?
Why do you sweat a lot?
Oh, I founded a fighting club.
Yeah. So where is Alex?
We don't know. No one can find it.
I know where he is. Come on, dear.
You have expertise.
What is the ring?
Do I have a tumor?
Hello?
Hey, Dante. Alex there? Wait.
Call for you. I think of devils.
Hello? / Hey, Alex. You have to go back to work.
I've been out of there months ago, man.
How fast are you now? / Who is this?
Is this Ma Albert?
God, you are heavy-handed.
Okay, listen. There is an emergency.
J.P. turns out to be a real robot...
... and he kidnapped your grandmother, and will eat his soul.
My grandmother is in danger? I'm coming soon.
She's on her way.
How much time do we have? / Enough to do 69.
Just like Don Knotts./ Hello, Mayberry.
You have to take me.
I was too jazzed to drive to the Devil's house.
Steering, Monkey! Steering!
I like what you do with bit-mapping.
Very trendy, very aggressive, very Miyamoto (name of game maker).
Right. That is my goal.
Excuse me. Mr. Cheezle? / Yes, Samantha?
I have proof that J.P. steal the game Alex. What proof?
I don't believe in this stupidity!
Do you want me to fight women 90 years old? / Ninety?
Grandma.
What are you doing here? / I want to show you are not a liar.
Okay, let's do it. Let's start the game.
Pay attention to the monitor screen, everything.
I came for you.
Chase him. Chase him. / That's it. Okay. Okay.
Come on!
Yes? / How was that?
Fireballs! Fire ball!
Feel this Level 2 lightning.
That's bad. Do not worry. You are okay.
Feel a little outbreak of this disease.
Come on, grandma. Get up.
Come on. Get up. Recovering. Recover.
Hey, 4:00. Murder, he said.
Fuck! Beat him, Lily. Hajar.
Don't forget I'm prodigy.
And don't forget this My grandson's game.
I'll taste your meat!
Friends, stop. / Good, grandma.
I'm sorry I didn't trust you, Alex.
You know, last night I dreamed, I was a snake slithering in the grass...
... until I found elk (big deer) that died.
And I entered into his soul. And that's where I am until morning.
Which means I will belittle people who are very familiar with me.
Wow. Where did you buy marijuana?
From you, Dante./ Oh, yeah!
What's the matter, Mr. Cheezle?
Okay, J.P. Let's go.
Let your mother come pick you up.
Take care of yourself, J.P.
Please sit down in my face.
That's not polite.
For release... '' Demonik. ''
Cheers. / Listen, listen.
Yeah./ Kanpai.
Woo! / Hey-Hey, Dante.
We all toast. / Wait, yo.
I saved this marijuana for a special event. What kind of marijuana?
This is called The brown bomber...
... because when you suck it, you will be shocked until the shit falls in your pants!
Oh.
I don't want to do it.
I've been spilled in my pants this month, so I don't have to.
Whatever.
What is that?
That's a gift from me and Dr. Shakalu for Alex.
Dude, just a bag of marijuana is good.
- Yeah, Monkey! Karate chop the elephant!