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- Cowboys?
- Cowboys?

2
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Yes, fine, you're free to go
watch the game. Go on.

3
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[sighs]

4
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[Fran] Mom, you barely
touched your food.

5
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The turkey was dry, even the
cranberry sauce couldn't save it.

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- Hi.
- Hi.

7
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- You good?
- Yes, I'm good.

8
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Fran, this was a lovely meal,
thank you so much.

9
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I'm so glad someone
appreciates it.

10
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How about you?
You about ready to head out?

11
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You want to leave now?

12
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Well, I have this work
call later tonight,

13
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and I wanted to spend a little
time with just us beforehand.

14
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I thought that we could go
for a walk out in the garden.

15
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Dad put the lights up.

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He's a busy man, Olivia.
You understand.

17
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No... Yeah, that's fine.

18
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Of course we can take a walk
around the garden.

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- It'll be nice.
- Okay.

20
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I'm going to go do the dishes.

21
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- Okay.
- Okay.

22
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Mom, it's Thanksgiving.

23
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He shouldn't be working
on Thanksgiving,

24
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and you shouldn't encourage it.

25
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Oh, honey, lighten up!

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He said he'd take a walk
with you.

27
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And anyway, maybe his work thing
is really you.

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[whispering]
What is that supposed to mean?

29
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[whispering] You just celebrated
your one-year anniversary!

30
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[Fran] Don't you think he has
something else planned tonight?

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Like what?

32
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Oh, I don't know, maybe a six-karat
cushion cut stocking stuffer

33
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that he spent his entire
Christmas bonus on just for you.

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- No.
- I'm just saying.

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[Livvy] I bet you never thought
that...

36
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you would create your own
app and be the head CEO

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of your... own company
in less than six years?

38
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No, I did not.

39
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[sighs] It's crazy...
But that's life, isn't it?

40
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Things... changing all the time.

41
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Yeah.

42
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But I think that everything
that's been happening

43
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for both of us,

44
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I think that, you know,
change is a good thing.

45
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.

46
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- With change comes growth, right?
- Yes, right.

47
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Okay, well, there's something that I
really want to talk to you about.

48
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And... I mean, we've been dating
for what? Almost a year?

49
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November 28th will be a year.

50
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Right. Yeah... Um.

51
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So, well, since it's been
almost a year...

52
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I've been doing
a lot of thinking...

53
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And you know how deeply
I care about you, right?

54
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And... [clears his throat]
And that's why...

55
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I can't keep this going,

56
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between us, knowing that
ultimately in my heart,

57
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you and I just aren't quite
right for each other.

58
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- What?
- And I know this is bad timing

59
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with Thanksgiving and
your family and all, and,

60
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believe me, I wanted to wait
until after the holidays, I did.

61
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But I... [sighs]

62
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I just did not think that
was going to be fair to you.

63
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You're... breaking up with me?

64
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No... Baby, come on.
Don't put it like that.

65
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I thought you were going
to propose to me.

66
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Oh... Wow.

67
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I'm so sorry.

68
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I really do care
about you, Livvy, but marriage...

69
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- Surprise!
- Congrats!

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- [bells jangle]
- [cheering]

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Did you say yes?

72
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Yeah.

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[sighs]

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[pop music playing]

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♪ Ooh, ooh, yeah, baby ♪

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[scratches]

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♪ Oh ♪

78
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♪ Baby I can't stop
this feeling ♪

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♪ My body's filled
with butterflies ♪

80
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♪ My body's filled
with butterflies ♪/

81
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♪ Snow is falling
Bells are ringing, jingling ♪

82
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♪ That's how everybody knows
it's almost ♪

83
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[Murphy] I don't care what
the DA has to say, honestly...

84
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Hold on.

85
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♪ Singing carols by the fire,
oh yeah ♪

86
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That's great.

87
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♪ Staring deep into your eyes,
oh yeah ♪

88
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♪ If I can't have you
I'll go crazy, baby ♪

89
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♪ Santa's really got his work
cut out for him tonight ♪

90
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Livvy?

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[banging on door]

92
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[Tyler] Olivia Beal
answer the door right now

93
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or I swear
I will bust through...

94
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with my spare set of keys.

95
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♪ And it'll be Christmas
every day ♪ -[sniffs]

96
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- [door shuts]
- Livvy?

97
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Ooh...

98
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Um... Okay...

99
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Hey. Can we get up now?

100
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It's December 9th, and...
even the clueless barista

101
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who makes your morning
Christmas mint latte

102
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is starting to worry.

103
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- Did you say December 9th?
- Uh-huh.

104
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The Housewives
Holiday Happy Hour,

105
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I haven't even put down
the deposit on the teahouse,

106
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and scheduled a caterer, Tyler!

107
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It's a good thing
your trusty assistant

108
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was on top of things.

109
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- Huh!
- Okay.

110
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But we still have a party to throw today,
so please get up and get showered.

111
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- Now?
- Yes, now!

112
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Chocolate-covered caramel corn?

113
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Girl, get a grip.
No. Go, shower.

114
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Yeah, see,
nobody wants to see that.

115
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Now go... Vamonos. Come on.

116
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- Okay, I'm going.
- Step over the pillow. Come on.

117
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[women chattering, giggling]

118
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It's so good to see you.
Livvy...

119
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You've done an amazing job.

120
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But all matching snow bunny
boots for the exchange?

121
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I mean, that's kind
of a risky bet, wasn't it?

122
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But thanks to you,

123
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when our husbands drag us
to Aspen this year,

124
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we won't have to fight over who
wore them first, so cheers to that.

125
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Oh my gosh. Can I give your card

126
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to my husband's boss
at his firm?

127
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I know
their normal party planner.

128
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He's actually a little
under the weather,

129
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- and they have this big New Year's Eve's bash.
- Thank you.

130
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But I'm actually going
through a break...

131
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So it's actually perfect timing.
Thank you that would be amazing.

132
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Okay, I'm going to go mingle.
So, do what you do. [giggles]

133
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- Umm!
- What? You heard her.

134
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She told me earlier

135
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that they'd be offering 15 G's
just for your commission alone!

136
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And the nine pairs
of matching boots?

137
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It worked, didn't it?

138
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And besides, I was running myself
ragged at the office last week.

139
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It's not like I had any help.

140
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I'm sorry. You did a great job.

141
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- Okay, thank you.
- Who knows?

142
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What if this New Year's gig is the
turn of a whole new tea leaf?

143
00:07:05,341 --> 00:07:09,887
Maybe some handsome,
grounded, young bachelor,

144
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who donates his holiday bonus
to the Red Cross every year,

145
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shows up destined
to meet with you.

146
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With a hot, closeted
twin brother?

147
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[whispers] Exactly.

148
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You know what? You're right.
You're right.

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This New Year's going to be
a whole new start for me.

150
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Next time Anderson sees me,
he's going to be sad and alone,

151
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and I'm going to be with
someone even better.

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- Cheers.
- Cheers.

153
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[spits]

154
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- What?
- Nothing.

155
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- What just happened?
- Nothing.

156
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[gasps]

157
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[laughs] Come here!

158
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[Livvy gasps]

159
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Oh, okay. Thanks.

160
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- You scared me. Oh my gosh.
- I'll let you go.

161
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Oh my God.

162
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I can't breathe.
I can't breathe.

163
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Whoa, Livvy! Just put down the
cupcake and let's talk about this.

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[mumbles] That big fat cheater!

165
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Maybe he just started
seeing her?

166
00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:03,709
You're right, he's a cheater.

167
00:08:03,733 --> 00:08:05,359
How could I not know
he was a cheater?

168
00:08:05,401 --> 00:08:06,693
You know what?

169
00:08:06,694 --> 00:08:08,714
I should go down there and tell
that child that he's a jerk.

170
00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:12,366
Before he takes her back for what
clearly is a 10 p.m. curfew.

171
00:08:12,408 --> 00:08:13,618
Okay!

172
00:08:13,659 --> 00:08:16,829
If you wanna come across looking
like a psychotic stalker ex.

173
00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:18,872
Unleash the beast, Tyler!

174
00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:20,333
Livvy, if you want revenge,

175
00:08:20,374 --> 00:08:23,544
just blast his past all over
the Web for the world to see.

176
00:08:23,586 --> 00:08:27,632
True revenge is a dish
best served over social media.

177
00:08:27,673 --> 00:08:29,300
What are you
talking about? Dish?

178
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Rateyourex.com?

179
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It's that site where people go
to complain about their exes.

180
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[muttering]
And how do you know all this?

181
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I always do rigorous background
checks on my paramours.

182
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How else would I know about all their
favorite movies and music before I meet them?

183
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All the girls are doing it.

184
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How have you not heard
about this?

185
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Because you're my only
girlfriend, Ty.

186
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And I can't just blast Anderson on a
website for the whole world to see.

187
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Why not? He publicly humiliated
you in front of your family.

188
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You even said your mom sent you
home with a plate of leftovers

189
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labelled
"Livvy Hearts Anderson."

190
00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:01,332
I say, out his sorry butt.

191
00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:04,126
Because even if I did,
he would know it was me.

192
00:09:04,168 --> 00:09:07,754
And then I would be
Livvy the loony ex.

193
00:09:07,755 --> 00:09:09,215
Not if you're not the first one.

194
00:09:09,257 --> 00:09:12,425
No, no. This was
an isolated incident

195
00:09:12,426 --> 00:09:14,929
because he thought
we were getting too serious.

196
00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:20,268
He got scared and dated some thing
that he cares nothing for. Okay?

197
00:09:20,309 --> 00:09:22,520
[laughs] Okay.

198
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:25,439
Whatever keeps those sugar plums
dancing in your head at night, dear.

199
00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:27,607
[giggles] Hi.

200
00:09:27,608 --> 00:09:29,527
Hi.

201
00:09:38,828 --> 00:09:40,204
[typing]

202
00:09:48,963 --> 00:09:51,215
[phone vibrates]

203
00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:55,136
Livvy, put down the wine.

204
00:09:55,177 --> 00:09:57,138
Put down the barbell, Ty.

205
00:09:57,179 --> 00:09:59,472
[Livvy] Listen, you were right.
I went to that site,

206
00:09:59,473 --> 00:10:03,603
and two of his exes had just posted
there and they were just the locals.

207
00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:06,981
I'm not going to say I told
you so, but I told you so.

208
00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:12,152
So, I'm actually meeting PrincessPie82
and Fitigator for coffee tomorrow.

209
00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:13,988
Princess what and Fit-n-gay who?

210
00:10:14,030 --> 00:10:15,989
The girls Anderson dumped
right before me.

211
00:10:15,990 --> 00:10:17,283
I messaged them,

212
00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:19,993
and they agreed
to meet me for coffee!

213
00:10:19,994 --> 00:10:23,456
But you don't know the first
thing about these girls.

214
00:10:23,497 --> 00:10:26,542
Well, I know that Anderson broke their
heart just as much as he did mine.

215
00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:31,130
So, then, expose his cheating in your
story, that's what the site is for, Livvy.

216
00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:33,506
[Livvy] No, no.
A testimonial is not enough.

217
00:10:33,507 --> 00:10:36,010
I mean, What if this next girl
doesn't see it? I didn't.

218
00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:40,806
I need to know why he does this,
why he keeps doing this.

219
00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:43,059
Because he's a jerk, Livvy.

220
00:10:43,100 --> 00:10:45,352
[Ty] And sometimes
there is no reason.

221
00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:48,314
I gave him a year of my life.

222
00:10:48,356 --> 00:10:50,483
Okay, I need to have
some kind of resolution,

223
00:10:50,524 --> 00:10:53,819
and I think these girls
might be able to help.

224
00:10:53,861 --> 00:10:55,613
[sighs] Just be careful.

225
00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:58,198
You don't know if these girls
are total whack jobs.

226
00:10:58,199 --> 00:10:59,533
[Livvy] They dated Anderson.

227
00:10:59,575 --> 00:11:04,204
They're clearly as stable
and sane as I am. [giggles]

228
00:11:04,205 --> 00:11:05,665
[Ty] Go to bed, Livvy.

229
00:11:07,917 --> 00:11:09,502
Ty?

230
00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:11,170
Ty?

231
00:11:23,307 --> 00:11:25,892
Hi. You must be Murphy McCall.

232
00:11:25,893 --> 00:11:28,145
And you must be Olivia.
You're late.

233
00:11:28,187 --> 00:11:30,730
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- I normally bill out at 350 an hour.

234
00:11:30,731 --> 00:11:32,525
Two minutes is 12 bucks,
Ms. Beal.

235
00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:35,277
Can I buy you a coffee?

236
00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:37,506
I don't like to owe anyone
anything, so it will be my treat.

237
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,657
What about the other girl?
Is she coming, or...?

238
00:11:39,699 --> 00:11:42,493
Well, she just texted and said
she's running late, but...

239
00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:44,805
Okay, if I don't get caffeine
in me in the next few minutes,

240
00:11:44,829 --> 00:11:47,790
everyone within reaching distance
is going to pay. Shall we?

241
00:11:51,001 --> 00:11:54,046
Welcome to the Toasty Roast. Happy
holidays. What can I do for you?

242
00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:55,089
I'll have a double shot

243
00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:57,091
with a splash of non-fat.
Thanks.

244
00:11:59,135 --> 00:12:00,970
Hi! Are you Livvy?

245
00:12:01,011 --> 00:12:03,097
Zoe! So nice to meet you.

246
00:12:03,139 --> 00:12:05,266
Sorry, I have to go
to work after this

247
00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:06,434
and curse this corset,

248
00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:08,102
I just couldn't get
it on tight enough.

249
00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:10,688
But wow, it's so nice
to finally meet you!

250
00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,023
Wait, finally? How long have
you two been talking?

251
00:12:13,065 --> 00:12:15,985
Oh, I just meant, since we've
all shared in the same tragedy,

252
00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:18,404
that's like unspoken sisterhood
in my book.

253
00:12:18,446 --> 00:12:21,448
A book I'm sure
comes fully illustrated.

254
00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:23,283
And you must be
our other sister!

255
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:24,910
I'm pretty sure
I'm an only child,

256
00:12:24,952 --> 00:12:27,496
but Murphy, nice to meet you.

257
00:12:27,538 --> 00:12:29,832
So do Santa's helpers
include 10 maids-a-milkin'

258
00:12:29,874 --> 00:12:31,124
now at the mall?

259
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,002
[Zoe] Oh, the mall? No, no.

260
00:12:33,043 --> 00:12:34,670
I am a working actress,

261
00:12:34,712 --> 00:12:36,547
at Party Princess.

262
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,465
The place they rent out
for birthdays?

263
00:12:38,466 --> 00:12:40,509
Mm-hmm. I play
a storybook maiden,

264
00:12:40,551 --> 00:12:43,846
and then after the cake,
I'm enchanted into a princess.

265
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:46,140
Sounds like a great job.

266
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:49,477
[Murphy] Okay, let's get
the facts straight.

267
00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:52,313
So, you are saying that you
randomly saw Anderson

268
00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:54,814
get into his car last night
with some... girl,

269
00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:57,276
and that's the proof
that he cheated on all of us?

270
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:58,652
Yes.

271
00:12:58,694 --> 00:13:03,157
No. I don't really know,
but something doesn't add up.

272
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,657
When I think about him,
I still get stressed,

273
00:13:04,658 --> 00:13:06,869
and when I get stressed,
I'm an emotional eater.

274
00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:09,789
[Murphy] Look, your theory
is absurd.

275
00:13:09,830 --> 00:13:11,540
I can smell a liar a mile away.

276
00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:14,960
I know, I smell that way.
I'm a litigator.

277
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:17,713
Now, was I upset when Anderson
dumped me

278
00:13:17,755 --> 00:13:20,508
ten months after his company
settled a court case

279
00:13:20,549 --> 00:13:23,177
that they outsourced me for?
Yes!

280
00:13:23,219 --> 00:13:24,362
But the only reason he did that

281
00:13:24,386 --> 00:13:26,472
was because he was falling
so deeply for me

282
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,641
and he couldn't handle
those feelings.

283
00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:30,184
Not because he met her.

284
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:31,477
No offense.

285
00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:33,853
That's what I thought,
but humor me one moment.

286
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:36,189
When did you and Anderson
break up?

287
00:13:36,190 --> 00:13:37,650
I don't remember.

288
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:39,878
I paid a therapist good money
to black out that entire year.

289
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,695
Okay, well, the rant you posted
was on December 10th,

290
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:43,906
three years ago.

291
00:13:43,948 --> 00:13:45,865
Was that the date
that you broke up?

292
00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:47,117
Give or take a few days, yes.

293
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:48,244
[Livvy] Okay, Zoe.

294
00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:50,329
You posted on December 10th
a year ago.

295
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,540
Do you remember the actual date
that you broke up?

296
00:13:52,581 --> 00:13:55,375
I remember it was
a particularly chilly day...

297
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:57,711
The date, Zoe! The date!

298
00:13:57,753 --> 00:14:00,256
Sorry! December 2nd.

299
00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:03,133
That was a month after he hired
me for the holiday party,

300
00:14:03,175 --> 00:14:04,343
which means he was seeing me

301
00:14:04,385 --> 00:14:07,429
three weeks
before he dumped you.

302
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:11,892
That...

303
00:14:11,934 --> 00:14:12,893
unbelievable...

304
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:15,104
Two-timing, love-drunk swindler!

305
00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:16,729
Don't know how he does it.
I swear.

306
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:19,108
It was that one-month
anniversary at Belvederes,

307
00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:20,734
I was hook, line, and...

308
00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:22,945
He took you there too?

309
00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:27,825
So what?

310
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:31,161
So he cheated on me with
a party princess pizza server.

311
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:32,997
It just is what it is,
and it's done.

312
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:34,373
Where are you going?

313
00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:36,226
I'm going home, and I'm going
to call my therapist

314
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:39,169
and ravel up all this crazy that
the two of you just unraveled.

315
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:41,797
So, thank you very much, ladies.
Merry Christmas!

316
00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:49,096
[Livvy] Wait, Murphy!

317
00:14:49,138 --> 00:14:50,763
Don't you owe it
to this new girl

318
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:53,099
to show her what a scumbag
Anderson really is?

319
00:14:53,100 --> 00:14:54,434
I don't owe that girl a thing.

320
00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:55,935
Don't you owe it to yourself?

321
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:58,856
I mean, if you could go back
and see through his tricks,

322
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:01,233
your favorite flowers delivered
on the first Friday

323
00:15:01,275 --> 00:15:02,609
of every month.

324
00:15:02,610 --> 00:15:05,237
Or the way he would leave
little notes on the refrigerator

325
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:06,447
feigning excitement

326
00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:08,008
for the wonderful weekend
he has planned for us.

327
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,343
Or how he would wait until the
lights go down in the theater

328
00:15:10,367 --> 00:15:11,827
before offering you
a red licorice

329
00:15:11,869 --> 00:15:14,455
with half of it dangling out of
his mouth about to kiss you!

330
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:20,044
If you had a chance to see his
wolf eyes under all that fleece,

331
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,712
I mean, wouldn't you take it?

332
00:15:22,963 --> 00:15:24,130
So what do you want us to do?

333
00:15:24,131 --> 00:15:25,798
You want us to go meet this girl

334
00:15:25,799 --> 00:15:28,385
and unravel all of our crazy
onto her?

335
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:30,429
No. No crazy exes here.

336
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:31,805
I devised an even better plan

337
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:34,516
to get even with Mr. Whitmire
this holiday season.

338
00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:37,770
It went off in my head last
night like a bright red bulb.

339
00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:41,065
Oh! Can we call it
"Operation: Rudolph's Revenge"?

340
00:15:41,106 --> 00:15:42,815
Yay! Okay,
what are we going to do?

341
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:44,610
[Livvy] We pray on his
weaknesses around her.

342
00:15:44,652 --> 00:15:46,487
We show his true natures' self

343
00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:48,489
without them even knowing
we were there.

344
00:15:48,530 --> 00:15:50,199
So how do you propose
that we do that?

345
00:15:50,240 --> 00:15:51,867
Who knows Anderson
better than we do?

346
00:15:51,909 --> 00:15:53,160
Who has a key to his place?

347
00:15:53,202 --> 00:15:55,037
Knows every meticulous routine
to a tee

348
00:15:55,079 --> 00:15:56,288
and knows how afraid he gets

349
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:58,165
when things don't go according
to plan.

350
00:15:58,207 --> 00:15:59,832
I venture to say
that the three of us

351
00:15:59,833 --> 00:16:02,336
knows every ploy
he's willing to pull.

352
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:05,255
And if we can just stay
one hoof in front of him,

353
00:16:05,297 --> 00:16:06,757
I can assure you

354
00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:09,677
there will be no Whitmire
for the win this holiday season.

355
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:12,805
Who's with me?

356
00:16:12,846 --> 00:16:15,265
Code name Cupid Claus,
reporting for duty!

357
00:16:15,307 --> 00:16:17,893
And Rudolph has never been more
ready for revenge.

358
00:16:17,935 --> 00:16:19,770
What about you, Vixen?

359
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,063
You out, or you in?

360
00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:23,565
Let's put triple exes

361
00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:26,360
all over his holiday
greeting card this year.

362
00:16:30,781 --> 00:16:32,467
I could be at a holiday
happy hour right now.

363
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:33,742
Where is this guy?

364
00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:36,453
There he is.

365
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:39,289
Tyler, meet Zoe and Murphy.

366
00:16:39,331 --> 00:16:42,418
And Izzy Wizzy Wuzzy Pup.

367
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:46,212
Hi, ladies, and Izzy Wuzzy.

368
00:16:46,213 --> 00:16:47,506
[Livvy] Okay, so tell me.

369
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,049
The flowers were delivered
to Anderson's office.

370
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:51,384
What?

371
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,721
Why? That's impossible.

372
00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:56,055
I know, but that's where the
courier took his 3:30 delivery.

373
00:16:56,056 --> 00:17:00,102
He is probably delivering
the flowers to her himself.

374
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,645
Well, so much for Plan A, guys.

375
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,856
This has been
a colossal waste of time.

376
00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,608
Maybe she works there too.

377
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:10,279
What?

378
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:11,739
Zoe's right.

379
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:14,366
She works there.

380
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:17,077
It makes sense.
She's a holiday intern.

381
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:20,913
- Oh that...
- [Livvy] You know what?

382
00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:23,834
Murphy, this could work
in our favor.

383
00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,878
This is a good thing.

384
00:17:27,087 --> 00:17:28,927
[Tyler] What are you doing?
I thought you said,

385
00:17:28,964 --> 00:17:30,942
you were just going to write
a note and be done with it.

386
00:17:30,966 --> 00:17:33,969
Nope. Girls, we're going
to make an anonymous basket

387
00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:36,096
for Anderson come first thing
Monday morning.

388
00:17:38,599 --> 00:17:40,392
What do you want to put in it?

389
00:17:42,102 --> 00:17:43,269
[Murphy] So what's the plan?

390
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:44,771
You guys hang tight.
When lunch arrives,

391
00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:47,399
Anderson will retreat
to his office as per usual,

392
00:17:47,441 --> 00:17:51,612
and I will deliver his Christmas
basket to his temp.

393
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,115
Oh, that'll be lunch.

394
00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:58,035
I hope Anderson's cold-cut
is cold.

395
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,454
I don't know what that means.

396
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:02,706
Neither do I.

397
00:18:03,874 --> 00:18:04,958
Wish me luck!

398
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:11,757
[inaudible office chatter]

399
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:15,803
[office chatter]

400
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:25,646
[woman] It was so cute!

401
00:18:25,687 --> 00:18:29,191
We were holding hands
for like half an hour.

402
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:32,194
And then we went to this fabulous
little ice cream shop on Third.

403
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:36,240
He ordered us two scoops of
strawberry balsamic to share.

404
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:38,492
- That's so cute.
- Right?

405
00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:47,668
Can I help you with something?

406
00:18:49,837 --> 00:18:51,003
Hi.

407
00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:55,008
I was just admiring Anderson's
big, beautiful basket.

408
00:18:56,343 --> 00:18:58,178
Anderson's office
is down the hall.

409
00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:00,639
No, no, it's not.

410
00:19:00,681 --> 00:19:02,099
I'm pretty sure that it is.

411
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:05,435
At least for the last two months
because this is my office now.

412
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:07,896
Oh... Who are you?

413
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:10,399
I work here. Shouldn't I be
asking you that question?

414
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:13,068
Yeah, I am... I am...
[clears throat]

415
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:14,862
[stammers] Olivia Beale.

416
00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:17,739
Ah. I am Carter.

417
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:20,200
Bolton. I'm the new VP of
software development.

418
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:24,496
Are you Anderson's lady friend?

419
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:27,958
[scoffs] No.

420
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,877
I just worked here last year
at the holiday party.

421
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:33,380
Oh, yeah.
I heard it was a big hit.

422
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:34,590
I'm a big hitter.

423
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:35,757
[nervous laughter]

424
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:38,010
[Carter clears throat]

425
00:19:38,051 --> 00:19:40,888
So... you said you just saw this
sitting here when you came in?

426
00:19:40,929 --> 00:19:42,115
You didn't see
who dropped it off?

427
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:45,100
Right, and I think that
maybe it could be...

428
00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:47,686
[chuckles] There is no name.

429
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:49,354
I wonder if I have
a secret admirer.

430
00:19:49,396 --> 00:19:50,898
Yeah, maybe.

431
00:19:52,316 --> 00:19:54,651
"You've been naughty this year."

432
00:19:58,697 --> 00:20:00,282
I know who this is from.

433
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,844
So Anderson's not the only person
who needs a lump of coal brownies?

434
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:05,913
Oh, were you digging around
in my basket?

435
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:09,916
It was nice to meet you.

436
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:13,128
- I'm going to go.
- Oh, okay.

437
00:20:13,170 --> 00:20:14,796
[screaming]

438
00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:16,255
- Oh, my God!
- It's okay.

439
00:20:16,256 --> 00:20:17,925
I'm so sorry! Let me help you!

440
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:20,385
It's all right.
I'm good, thank you.

441
00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:21,595
- Okay...
- I'm good.

442
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:23,680
Okay, I'm so sorry.

443
00:20:23,722 --> 00:20:26,265
- Oh, wow. Cute shoes.
- Sorry.

444
00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:28,310
I'm so sorry.

445
00:20:28,352 --> 00:20:30,354
- You okay?
- Yeah.

446
00:20:30,395 --> 00:20:32,271
- Okay.
- Who's that?

447
00:20:32,272 --> 00:20:34,274
Oh, that's Anderson's
new assistant, Megan.

448
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:35,776
She's a temp-to-hire.

449
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:39,696
She's... really pretty.

450
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,156
You seem a little jealous.

451
00:20:41,198 --> 00:20:44,993
I just think, she could be
an office distraction.

452
00:20:45,035 --> 00:20:48,120
Wow. Well, I mean,
if Anderson was discriminating

453
00:20:48,121 --> 00:20:50,457
against someone
for being too pretty,

454
00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:52,292
he might not
have hired you either.

455
00:20:52,334 --> 00:20:54,670
[scoffs] Yeah.

456
00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:56,462
You know what?

457
00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:59,508
Here is my card, Ms. Beal.

458
00:20:59,549 --> 00:21:01,468
If by any chance you would be
interested, I...

459
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:05,597
In a date with you?
Just... probably not.

460
00:21:06,390 --> 00:21:07,849
No.

461
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:09,976
No, I was actually just going
to ask if you could help me out

462
00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,579
with the holiday party
at the country club.

463
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:13,873
I drew the short straw and I just
figured you've done it before...

464
00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:16,900
Yeah, I'm just...
kind of busy right now.

465
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:20,820
Hence why Anderson probably
didn't mention my name.

466
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:23,240
And you know it's going to be
a secret that I was here,

467
00:21:23,282 --> 00:21:27,660
so maybe if you like...
didn't mention it.

468
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:31,081
Okay. Yeah, yeah sure.

469
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:33,125
You know what? Why don't you
keep my card anyway

470
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:34,167
just in case...

471
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:38,839
Okay.

472
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:42,341
So, how was it?

473
00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:45,095
Did she leave him red and
crumbling in tidal wave of tears

474
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:46,846
in front of
the entire boardroom?

475
00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:48,932
Whoa! Do you need a back rub?

476
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,059
He changed offices.

477
00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:52,894
So I delivered it
to the wrong office

478
00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:54,646
and his co-worker
ended up with it.

479
00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:57,542
And then his co-worker thought it was
from this girl he was with last night.

480
00:21:57,566 --> 00:22:01,111
I am... beyond words right now.

481
00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,112
Great.

482
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,448
Well, that is another mandatory
vacation day

483
00:22:04,489 --> 00:22:06,491
wasted on Anderson Whitmire.

484
00:22:06,533 --> 00:22:08,618
So now what?

485
00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,662
His one-month anniversary
is coming up soon, right?

486
00:22:10,704 --> 00:22:11,872
That can only mean...

487
00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:13,206
- Belvedere's.
- Belvedere's!

488
00:22:13,248 --> 00:22:14,541
Exactly!

489
00:22:14,583 --> 00:22:16,543
A little booze,
a lot of witnesses...

490
00:22:16,585 --> 00:22:19,087
Sounds like a prime set-up
for sabotage!

491
00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:21,757
Okay. So what are
we going to do?

492
00:22:25,802 --> 00:22:27,262
I have an idea.

493
00:22:27,304 --> 00:22:29,889
What does Anderson hate
more than anything else

494
00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:31,391
during the holidays?

495
00:22:31,433 --> 00:22:32,726
Feel-good music.

496
00:22:32,768 --> 00:22:34,102
Fruit cake!

497
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:35,144
No.

498
00:22:46,823 --> 00:22:48,741
Jeez. That's him?

499
00:22:48,742 --> 00:22:51,244
You guys missed a great show.

500
00:22:51,286 --> 00:22:55,665
Beau? Livvy and Murphy. Guys?
Meet Santa.

501
00:22:55,707 --> 00:22:57,667
Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!

502
00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:59,544
Ain't he cute?

503
00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:03,423
Well, I hope you have an Oscar-caliber
Santa hiding somewhere in those slippers.

504
00:23:06,676 --> 00:23:07,760
Okay, how do I look?

505
00:23:07,761 --> 00:23:10,305
- You look just like Santa!
- Perfect.

506
00:23:10,347 --> 00:23:11,973
Oh, hey!

507
00:23:12,015 --> 00:23:13,892
- You look so good!
- Yes!

508
00:23:13,934 --> 00:23:15,352
We just contacted Belvedere's.

509
00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:16,728
They have a 7 p.m. reservation,

510
00:23:16,770 --> 00:23:18,938
and they'll be leaving
anytime now.

511
00:23:18,939 --> 00:23:20,708
He's going to do whatever he can
not to pay you,

512
00:23:20,732 --> 00:23:23,235
so you need to not give in
without a fight. Okay?

513
00:23:23,276 --> 00:23:25,654
All good, ladies.
I am a trained professional.

514
00:23:25,695 --> 00:23:27,113
So remember, just look for the...

515
00:23:27,114 --> 00:23:29,574
Flax-haired hottie with a smile
you can snack on for days.

516
00:23:29,616 --> 00:23:31,511
- I got it.
- Okay, are we don't with this little powwow,

517
00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:34,286
'cause it's 6:30, and he's going
to be coming down any minute.

518
00:23:34,287 --> 00:23:35,621
Okay?

519
00:23:35,622 --> 00:23:36,957
Good luck!

520
00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,419
[bell chiming]

521
00:23:44,464 --> 00:23:45,799
[Megan] That's not true.

522
00:23:45,841 --> 00:23:47,777
- Well, it might be. It could be.
- I feel like it's not, though.

523
00:23:47,801 --> 00:23:50,469
Well, hey.

524
00:23:50,470 --> 00:23:52,972
Ho ho ho. Merry Christmas, kids.

525
00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:54,808
Aren't you too sweet?

526
00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:57,144
You look a little young
to play Santa, huh?

527
00:23:57,185 --> 00:23:58,270
Ho ho ho!

528
00:23:58,311 --> 00:24:00,479
Never too young
to help out the homeless.

529
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:01,773
A few pennies for the poor?

530
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:03,775
All proceeds go
to the local shelter.

531
00:24:05,026 --> 00:24:06,820
[Megan] Yes, absolutely.

532
00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:08,989
There you go! [clears throat]

533
00:24:09,030 --> 00:24:11,783
- Babe.
- 'Tis the season to be giving.

534
00:24:11,825 --> 00:24:12,951
[Megan clears throat]

535
00:24:12,993 --> 00:24:15,162
Sorry, man.
I don't have any more cash.

536
00:24:15,203 --> 00:24:17,122
[Megan]
But you always have cash.

537
00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:18,290
Not tonight.

538
00:24:18,331 --> 00:24:20,666
Well, how were you going to tip
the valet?

539
00:24:20,667 --> 00:24:23,169
Hey, it's all good.

540
00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:25,338
I get it. Money is tight
around the holidays.

541
00:24:25,380 --> 00:24:27,424
You don't have the money.
I don't judge.

542
00:24:27,466 --> 00:24:29,050
Are you even legit, man?

543
00:24:29,092 --> 00:24:31,928
You don't exactly look like
a charity Santa to me.

544
00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:34,347
I may not be the real Santa...

545
00:24:34,389 --> 00:24:36,349
but I am one of
Santa's little helpers.

546
00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:41,664
Okay, look, man, we have a dinner
reservation at seven o'clock,

547
00:24:41,688 --> 00:24:43,916
so I don't really have time for
this, but I'll tell you what.

548
00:24:43,940 --> 00:24:46,193
You show up on Monday wearing
your cute little outfit,

549
00:24:46,234 --> 00:24:49,571
and I'll bring some cash,
and I'll throw you a 20. Okay?

550
00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:52,032
[Megan coughs]

551
00:24:52,073 --> 00:24:53,283
No cash?

552
00:24:54,868 --> 00:24:57,621
Well, I guess I forgot
I went to the ATM last night.

553
00:24:57,662 --> 00:24:59,872
- It was so late.
- Of course!

554
00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:03,585
Short-term memory loss
is rampant this day and age.

555
00:25:03,627 --> 00:25:05,295
[Megan clears throat]

556
00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:06,880
Two hundred dollars.

557
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:09,257
- Wow, thank you.
- Oh, okay.

558
00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:11,384
[Megan] Don't worry about it.
It's not hurting him.

559
00:25:11,426 --> 00:25:13,345
Plus, the shelter needs it
more than he does.

560
00:25:13,386 --> 00:25:14,679
Right.

561
00:25:14,721 --> 00:25:15,805
Merry Christmas to you.

562
00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:17,182
Bless you.

563
00:25:19,434 --> 00:25:20,560
Okay.

564
00:25:22,604 --> 00:25:24,147
Homeless shelter, let's see...

565
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:29,486
Thirteen hundred bucks.

566
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:32,322
That ought to feed the charity
through the new year, yeah?

567
00:25:34,074 --> 00:25:38,703
Look, man, I'm sorry,
but I have been scammed before.

568
00:25:38,745 --> 00:25:41,790
And, well, I guess
you're legit, right?

569
00:25:41,831 --> 00:25:45,043
You are the real deal? You're going
to send me a receipt for this?

570
00:25:45,085 --> 00:25:47,754
Sure. Yeah. No problem.

571
00:25:47,796 --> 00:25:49,589
Yeah, okay. Good.

572
00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:52,551
That was really sweet.

573
00:25:52,592 --> 00:25:53,552
Well, what can I say?

574
00:25:53,593 --> 00:25:56,221
Sometimes I have a soft spot
for the homeless.

575
00:25:56,263 --> 00:25:58,181
[Megan laughs]

576
00:26:02,185 --> 00:26:04,271
Sorry, guys.
That dude's a charmer.

577
00:26:04,312 --> 00:26:06,481
I can't believe he shelled out
1,300 hundred bucks

578
00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:07,857
for some holiday intern.

579
00:26:07,899 --> 00:26:10,609
She's like an after-school special
that knows how to have fun.

580
00:26:10,610 --> 00:26:12,070
It is disgusting!

581
00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:17,158
Well, at least we helped feed
the homeless.

582
00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,119
Yeah, but now he looks like
some good Samaritan

583
00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:23,415
instead of some two-timing pile
of reindeer patties

584
00:26:23,456 --> 00:26:24,708
he really is.

585
00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:25,791
It's not use. YOU know what?

586
00:26:25,792 --> 00:26:27,252
She's young and she's naive,

587
00:26:27,294 --> 00:26:28,961
and she's only going to see
what she wants to see.

588
00:26:28,962 --> 00:26:31,965
Well, you know what? You know what
she's going to see tomorrow night?

589
00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:34,467
Anderson Whitmire
at his absolute worst.

590
00:26:36,219 --> 00:26:37,220
Yeah.

591
00:26:40,140 --> 00:26:41,182
Bye!

592
00:26:45,979 --> 00:26:48,315
Livvy, are you decent?

593
00:26:51,526 --> 00:26:52,444
Livvy, what are you doing?

594
00:26:52,485 --> 00:26:53,921
This is what
plastic surgeons are for.

595
00:26:53,945 --> 00:26:55,697
Shut up!
I can't look like myself.

596
00:26:55,739 --> 00:26:58,533
I'm ruining Anderson's date
with the girl he's with tonight!

597
00:26:58,575 --> 00:27:02,412
Have you completely forgotten about
our meeting with Lila Croft today?

598
00:27:02,454 --> 00:27:04,080
You know,
the ridiculously rich lady

599
00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:06,559
whose New Year's Eve rooftop party
we're throwing in two weeks

600
00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:08,418
- Oh, shoot.
- Yeah.

601
00:27:09,210 --> 00:27:10,669
Can you do it without me?

602
00:27:10,670 --> 00:27:14,132
Livvy! This is Beal Events, Inc,
not Tyler's Entertainments.

603
00:27:14,174 --> 00:27:15,674
I can't always do this
without you.

604
00:27:15,675 --> 00:27:16,968
Are you kidding?

605
00:27:17,010 --> 00:27:19,345
She's rich. She'll love you.

606
00:27:19,346 --> 00:27:22,514
Listen, Anderson is taking Megan
for hot cocoa and ice-skating,

607
00:27:22,515 --> 00:27:24,934
and as someone who has been on
that date, it's a good one.

608
00:27:24,976 --> 00:27:27,771
Livvy, don't you think you're
taking this a little bit too far?

609
00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:31,023
I mean, you could be out
trying to meet new guys instead.

610
00:27:31,024 --> 00:27:33,485
How about we go meet with Lila

611
00:27:33,526 --> 00:27:36,362
and then go out
for some drinks and boys?

612
00:27:36,363 --> 00:27:39,574
Tyler, you know my portfolio
better than I do.

613
00:27:39,616 --> 00:27:43,869
Okay? And you want your own
Tyler Enterprises, right?

614
00:27:43,870 --> 00:27:45,704
This is really good for you.

615
00:27:45,705 --> 00:27:47,707
Okay? You'll be fine.

616
00:27:47,749 --> 00:27:49,041
Okay?

617
00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:50,543
You'll be fine.

618
00:27:51,961 --> 00:27:53,213
Wish me luck!

619
00:28:04,099 --> 00:28:05,493
Okay, I'm going to go get
the tickets.

620
00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:06,935
You guys hurry up
and meet me there.

621
00:28:06,976 --> 00:28:08,353
- Got it?
- [both] Mm-hm.

622
00:28:08,395 --> 00:28:09,396
Thanks!

623
00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:13,983
What? Why do I get
the granny wig?

624
00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:16,111
Do you really want me
to answer that?

625
00:28:16,152 --> 00:28:18,988
You guys were incredible!

626
00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:20,281
Livvy!

627
00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:26,287
Wow! Blond is...
very becoming of you.

628
00:28:26,329 --> 00:28:28,747
Kids are very becoming...
Wait, you have kids?

629
00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:30,500
No, this is my niece and nephew.

630
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:33,586
Bryce and Bailey. This is
my good friend Livvy. Say hi.

631
00:28:33,628 --> 00:28:35,421
- Hi.
- Hi!

632
00:28:35,422 --> 00:28:37,173
- Did you guys have fun?
- Yes.

633
00:28:37,215 --> 00:28:39,175
Your hair is wrong.

634
00:28:39,217 --> 00:28:41,928
- It's a wig.
- Your wig's wrong.

635
00:28:41,970 --> 00:28:43,847
Kid's say the darndest things.

636
00:28:43,888 --> 00:28:45,265
[Carter] Yeah, yeah.

637
00:28:45,306 --> 00:28:47,642
Anyway, I have to go because
I have this tradition thing...

638
00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:48,685
Oh, okay.

639
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,770
Well... I'll see you around?

640
00:28:50,812 --> 00:28:52,188
- Okay.
- Okay

641
00:28:52,230 --> 00:28:54,273
Bye! Nice to meet you.

642
00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:56,108
Uncle Carter,
your friend's weird.

643
00:28:56,109 --> 00:28:58,570
Really?
I think she's kind of cute?

644
00:29:04,284 --> 00:29:07,245
Anderson has her so convinced
he's Mr. Perfection

645
00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:09,621
that it is time to watch him
crash and burn.

646
00:29:09,622 --> 00:29:10,790
What are you going to do?

647
00:29:10,832 --> 00:29:13,334
I used to do a little figure
skating when I was younger.

648
00:29:13,376 --> 00:29:15,128
It's called the sweet stick.

649
00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:16,522
You use it to sharpen
your blades at home,

650
00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:18,506
but if you sharpen them
improperly...

651
00:29:18,548 --> 00:29:19,965
Kersplat?

652
00:29:19,966 --> 00:29:21,342
Yes!

653
00:29:21,384 --> 00:29:23,529
The only question is how are
we going to switch this out

654
00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:25,805
with one of his blades
without him seeing us?

655
00:29:26,890 --> 00:29:28,266
Ralph Waldo Emerson once said,

656
00:29:28,308 --> 00:29:31,478
"When skating on thin ice,
our safety is in our speed."

657
00:29:34,981 --> 00:29:37,525
Once second, it's kersplat,
the next, it is Emerson.

658
00:29:37,567 --> 00:29:39,652
Is anybody else as baffled
as I am?

659
00:29:39,694 --> 00:29:40,820
Yes.

660
00:29:41,863 --> 00:29:43,907
Good.

661
00:29:43,948 --> 00:29:46,034
You look good in those pants,
actually.

662
00:29:46,075 --> 00:29:48,077
- Thank you.
- Are those leather?

663
00:29:48,119 --> 00:29:49,370
These are my skating pants.

664
00:29:49,412 --> 00:29:51,498
- Ah, okay.
- So look out.

665
00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:55,960
Oh, yeah! Here we go.

666
00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:57,104
This better be good, Anderson.

667
00:29:57,128 --> 00:29:58,463
- You ready?
- I'm excited, yeah!

668
00:29:59,881 --> 00:30:01,299
Let's see what you got.

669
00:30:06,679 --> 00:30:07,847
[Megan laughs]

670
00:30:09,140 --> 00:30:10,141
Been there.

671
00:30:10,183 --> 00:30:11,851
Done that.

672
00:30:11,893 --> 00:30:14,854
Bought the shirt and spilled
hot cocoa all over it.

673
00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:17,482
- Come on.
- Ready?

674
00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:21,694
[grunts, groans]

675
00:30:23,071 --> 00:30:25,073
[Megan] Are you okay?

676
00:30:25,114 --> 00:30:27,826
I think there's something seriously
wrong with these skates.

677
00:30:27,867 --> 00:30:29,535
Oh, sure, blame the skates.

678
00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:32,871
Yeah! -[Megan] Are you okay?
Anderson?

679
00:30:32,872 --> 00:30:34,624
[groans]

680
00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:38,336
I don't think it's the skates,
but come on.

681
00:30:39,379 --> 00:30:40,547
Slow.

682
00:30:40,588 --> 00:30:42,549
Oh, my God.
I don't think I can walk.

683
00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:45,385
- Let's get you on some safe ice, huh?
- Yeah, yeah.

684
00:30:47,053 --> 00:30:48,721
Hey, ladies.

685
00:30:48,763 --> 00:30:49,806
Hey.

686
00:30:49,848 --> 00:30:52,016
You ready to shred some ice
roller derby style?

687
00:30:52,058 --> 00:30:53,810
Are you kidding?
I was born on the ice.

688
00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:54,893
Mm.

689
00:30:54,894 --> 00:30:56,521
There they are.

690
00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:01,234
Oh!

691
00:31:02,861 --> 00:31:04,612
Oh, hey!

692
00:31:04,654 --> 00:31:06,072
It's you.

693
00:31:06,114 --> 00:31:07,574
You remember me?

694
00:31:13,246 --> 00:31:15,665
Ho ho ho!

695
00:31:15,707 --> 00:31:17,417
Oh! Hey!

696
00:31:17,458 --> 00:31:21,587
You gotta stand still!
It's Charity Santa. What's up?

697
00:31:21,588 --> 00:31:22,547
[Megan] Oh, whoa.

698
00:31:22,589 --> 00:31:24,465
Okay, yeah, you're really good.

699
00:31:24,507 --> 00:31:26,151
[Beau] Thank you.
You're not too bad yourself.

700
00:31:26,175 --> 00:31:27,594
Thank you.

701
00:31:27,635 --> 00:31:29,094
[Megan] Anderson,
where are you going?

702
00:31:29,095 --> 00:31:30,406
[Anderson] I'm going to get
new skates.

703
00:31:30,430 --> 00:31:32,223
Okay, let me... I got to...

704
00:31:32,265 --> 00:31:34,475
Okay, I'm coming with you.
Hold on.

705
00:31:37,645 --> 00:31:39,898
What now?
He's trading out skates?

706
00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:43,442
[Murphy] And we just lost
Mr. December.

707
00:31:43,443 --> 00:31:45,671
This is what happens when you
let a man do a woman's job.

708
00:31:45,695 --> 00:31:48,281
Come on, girls.
Let's get to the ice.

709
00:31:51,159 --> 00:31:54,162
Guys, I'm not good at this.

710
00:31:54,203 --> 00:31:56,748
All right, look. I have an idea.
You just...

711
00:31:56,789 --> 00:31:59,918
stay up there and just wait
and watch. Okay?

712
00:31:59,959 --> 00:32:01,293
- Here?
- Yeah.

713
00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:03,630
What are we going to do? Just...

714
00:32:05,089 --> 00:32:06,591
[laughter]

715
00:32:07,884 --> 00:32:09,302
[Megan and Zoe shout]

716
00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:11,054
[Anderson shrieks]

717
00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:12,804
[groans]

718
00:32:12,805 --> 00:32:14,349
I'm sorry!

719
00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:17,976
[giggles]

720
00:32:17,977 --> 00:32:19,896
[Zoe] Oh, my gosh!

721
00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:21,397
Are you all right?

722
00:32:21,439 --> 00:32:24,400
Yeah, I just don't know
about my pride, but, you know.

723
00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:27,487
- You got it?
- Now I know how a walnut feels.

724
00:32:27,528 --> 00:32:29,864
Why don't we go
to my place and relax?

725
00:32:33,242 --> 00:32:34,744
That completely backfired!

726
00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:36,995
He's gonna take her home
and she's gonna nurse him,

727
00:32:36,996 --> 00:32:39,540
and he's gonna do
the fireside feel-up on her!

728
00:32:39,582 --> 00:32:40,999
Not if I get there first.

729
00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:44,295
Plan B is chilling
in the back of my rental car.

730
00:32:45,838 --> 00:32:47,590
What did you get?

731
00:32:47,632 --> 00:32:49,425
Remember Anderson's intolerance?

732
00:32:50,885 --> 00:32:54,013
- [gasps]
- Yes!

733
00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:02,063
[whispering] Zoe, watch
for Anderson's car. Okay?

734
00:33:02,105 --> 00:33:03,481
Okay. Okay, okay.

735
00:33:18,413 --> 00:33:20,039
[whispering] That's good!

736
00:33:21,290 --> 00:33:22,417
Okay. Good.

737
00:33:23,459 --> 00:33:24,877
[gasp] Guys, they're coming!

738
00:33:24,919 --> 00:33:26,378
Lock the door!

739
00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:28,506
[whimpers]

740
00:33:29,966 --> 00:33:31,426
Oh! Jeez!

741
00:33:32,552 --> 00:33:35,263
- They're gonna see us!
- No! Why? Why?

742
00:33:35,304 --> 00:33:36,806
Go back! Go back!

743
00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:40,476
- [Megan] Okay...
- Yeah.

744
00:33:44,897 --> 00:33:48,359
- [Anderson] I'm gonna go here.
- Okay.

745
00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:50,069
- [Anderson yelps]
- I'm right behind you.

746
00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:52,030
[mutters]

747
00:33:52,071 --> 00:33:53,781
Oh! [coughs]

748
00:33:55,783 --> 00:33:56,783
Hi!

749
00:33:58,411 --> 00:34:02,999
- [Megan] Okay... Careful.
- [Anderson groans]

750
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,333
[Megan] Almost there.

751
00:34:04,375 --> 00:34:06,752
- [Anderson yelps]
- [Megan] Slow, slow!

752
00:34:06,753 --> 00:34:09,087
All right, there's got to be
a huge bruise...

753
00:34:09,088 --> 00:34:11,507
Wait! Hang on there. I got you.

754
00:34:11,549 --> 00:34:13,091
- Yeah, okay.
- Okay.

755
00:34:13,092 --> 00:34:16,137
- Oh, yeah!
- Okay, all right.

756
00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:19,057
[Megan] You just lay there. I'm
gonna make you a pack of ice. Okay?

757
00:34:19,098 --> 00:34:22,935
Okay, yeah. Ooh, and how about
some of that big kid eggnog?

758
00:34:22,977 --> 00:34:24,979
You know, just to take
the edge off the pain.

759
00:34:25,021 --> 00:34:26,355
Ah.

760
00:34:26,397 --> 00:34:28,191
[groans]

761
00:34:28,232 --> 00:34:29,650
[muttering] I can do this.

762
00:34:29,692 --> 00:34:32,528
I told you! He's going in
for the fireside feel-up

763
00:34:32,570 --> 00:34:34,906
and it's two dates too soon!

764
00:34:34,947 --> 00:34:36,782
Two dates too soon?

765
00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:39,869
But I got the fireside feel-up
on our second date.

766
00:34:41,370 --> 00:34:42,955
What?!

767
00:34:42,997 --> 00:34:45,917
He brought you here
when we were still together?

768
00:34:45,958 --> 00:34:49,378
Whoa, Murph, your face
is as red as your hair.

769
00:34:49,420 --> 00:34:50,838
Shh! She's coming back!

770
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:54,466
- All right. Here you go.
- Ooh, yes!

771
00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:56,344
- Okay. Hold on. Be careful.
- Okay.

772
00:34:56,385 --> 00:34:58,804
- Lift up just a little.
- Yeah. [groans]

773
00:34:58,805 --> 00:34:59,931
Lift up.

774
00:34:59,972 --> 00:35:03,475
- Okay, good?
- Oh, yeah. Good. Yes, thank you.

775
00:35:03,476 --> 00:35:05,103
- Cheers.
- Now, you just lay there.

776
00:35:05,144 --> 00:35:06,437
Cheers.

777
00:35:06,479 --> 00:35:07,980
All right, yeah.

778
00:35:08,022 --> 00:35:09,148
Mmm.

779
00:35:14,987 --> 00:35:16,197
[relieved sigh]

780
00:35:16,239 --> 00:35:18,324
- Yes...
- Here, I got it.

781
00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:20,993
- Okay. Now...
- I got it.

782
00:35:21,035 --> 00:35:24,622
Come on, come here.
Come lay next to me.

783
00:35:24,664 --> 00:35:26,207
[Megan clears throat]

784
00:35:26,249 --> 00:35:27,375
That'll be...

785
00:35:27,416 --> 00:35:29,836
Come on, get over here!

786
00:35:32,672 --> 00:35:36,759
I'm sorry I ruined
our big date tonight.

787
00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:40,555
I'm such a pain in the butt.

788
00:35:40,596 --> 00:35:42,765
[Megan and Anderson laugh]

789
00:35:42,807 --> 00:35:46,727
No, it's okay. It's actually kind of nice
to know you're not perfect at everything.

790
00:35:46,769 --> 00:35:51,649
Mm. I still think
I'm perfect at most things.

791
00:35:51,691 --> 00:35:52,859
Mm.

792
00:35:54,318 --> 00:35:55,778
Come here.

793
00:35:59,949 --> 00:36:01,409
[gasps]

794
00:36:01,450 --> 00:36:04,162
Look at him milking her
like a dairy cow.

795
00:36:04,203 --> 00:36:05,704
Until that sweet dairy cow

796
00:36:05,705 --> 00:36:08,124
sends him
straight to the restroom.

797
00:36:09,584 --> 00:36:11,836
- [loud gurgling]
- [Megan gasps]

798
00:36:11,878 --> 00:36:14,547
What? Was that your stomach?

799
00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:19,051
[loud gurgling]

800
00:36:19,093 --> 00:36:20,386
What...? Be careful!

801
00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:22,013
[Anderson] Give me a minute.

802
00:36:26,934 --> 00:36:28,102
Hold on, let me...

803
00:36:29,645 --> 00:36:32,899
[loud gurgling]

804
00:36:37,987 --> 00:36:40,740
- Anderson, are you all right?
- [groaning] Yeah?

805
00:36:40,781 --> 00:36:42,617
Is there anything I can do?

806
00:36:42,658 --> 00:36:45,536
[Anderson] No!
I mean, I'm good, thank you!

807
00:36:45,578 --> 00:36:49,498
- [Anderson farting]
- Okay, I... Maybe I should go?

808
00:36:49,540 --> 00:36:51,709
[Anderson] Yeah, you know,
probably a good thing.

809
00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:54,921
Just it's... My tailbone
is really just hurting me a lot.

810
00:36:54,962 --> 00:36:56,214
[Anderson yelping]

811
00:36:56,255 --> 00:36:59,008
Yeah. Look, Anderson, I know
what's really going on. Okay?

812
00:36:59,050 --> 00:37:02,136
I have an allergy
to shellfish and I get it.

813
00:37:02,178 --> 00:37:04,388
So, there's nothing
to be embarrassed about.

814
00:37:04,430 --> 00:37:06,098
Do you want some acid reducers?

815
00:37:07,225 --> 00:37:10,102
[gasping] That would be awesome.
That would be great.

816
00:37:10,144 --> 00:37:11,771
They are in the kitchen,

817
00:37:11,812 --> 00:37:14,565
above the sink,
on the right-hand side.

818
00:37:14,607 --> 00:37:16,192
Thank you.

819
00:37:16,234 --> 00:37:19,904
Okay. You do you,
and I'll be right back.

820
00:37:22,323 --> 00:37:24,116
Acid reducers?

821
00:37:26,035 --> 00:37:27,620
Go. Go...

822
00:37:29,038 --> 00:37:30,748
I think we need to forget
this whole thing.

823
00:37:30,790 --> 00:37:32,959
Everything we do is
bringing them closer together!

824
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,962
Frankly, I'm tired
of missing my cycling class

825
00:37:36,003 --> 00:37:38,297
to watch the two of them
paw all over each other.

826
00:37:38,339 --> 00:37:39,840
[Zoe] Maybe she's right, Livvy.

827
00:37:39,882 --> 00:37:42,885
It's starting to affect
my performance at the park, too.

828
00:37:42,927 --> 00:37:44,970
Princess almost cried
in front of the kids today.

829
00:37:44,971 --> 00:37:48,266
No! We've come way
too far to quit now.

830
00:37:48,307 --> 00:37:51,161
I mean, it's five days before the holiday
office party at the country club.

831
00:37:51,185 --> 00:37:53,311
That gives us
way more than enough time

832
00:37:53,312 --> 00:37:55,898
to case the joint and devise
a foolproof plan, right?

833
00:37:55,940 --> 00:37:57,275
Like what?

834
00:37:57,316 --> 00:37:59,586
You guys think of everything and
anything we can do to Anderson

835
00:37:59,610 --> 00:38:01,320
to get us put on Santa's
naughty list.

836
00:38:01,362 --> 00:38:03,364
Leave the rest up to me. Got it?

837
00:38:06,075 --> 00:38:07,075
Good.

838
00:38:09,578 --> 00:38:11,747
Okay.

839
00:38:11,789 --> 00:38:15,960
[rock instrumental
of "Deck the Halls" playing]

840
00:38:34,979 --> 00:38:37,106
Should I sit at this table?

841
00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:38,868
'Cause I wouldn't want you
to think I was...

842
00:38:38,899 --> 00:38:41,192
hitting on you again
or anything.

843
00:38:41,193 --> 00:38:43,194
Yeah...

844
00:38:43,195 --> 00:38:44,572
I'm sorry.

845
00:38:44,613 --> 00:38:45,906
I was having a rough week.

846
00:38:45,948 --> 00:38:49,118
I was kind of going
through a breakup and...

847
00:38:50,536 --> 00:38:51,871
Can we start again?

848
00:38:53,372 --> 00:38:54,373
Sure.

849
00:38:56,208 --> 00:38:57,710
Thanks.

850
00:38:58,502 --> 00:38:59,646
Well, thank you for meeting me.

851
00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:01,797
I think you can tell
by my portfolio,

852
00:39:01,839 --> 00:39:03,841
I'm really good
at conceptualizing a theme.

853
00:39:03,883 --> 00:39:07,678
Okay, look.
I know you're a big hitter...

854
00:39:08,888 --> 00:39:10,473
but I don't want
any extravagance.

855
00:39:10,514 --> 00:39:12,784
What I need for you to do is
take our bland little clubhouse

856
00:39:12,808 --> 00:39:15,186
and turn it
into a cozy holiday retreat.

857
00:39:15,227 --> 00:39:18,397
Just make it homey,
like an old friend.

858
00:39:18,439 --> 00:39:22,568
And this was Anderson's idea?
Because somehow...

859
00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:24,236
I find that hard to believe.

860
00:39:24,278 --> 00:39:26,155
Actually, it was mine.

861
00:39:26,197 --> 00:39:29,909
[clears throat] Between us,
our firm has garnered

862
00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:31,911
a reputation for being
a bit... cold.

863
00:39:31,952 --> 00:39:35,873
So I thought the German investor and his
wife might enjoy some Christmas spirit.

864
00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:38,918
So this year, I thought
maybe we'd step it down a bit.

865
00:39:38,959 --> 00:39:42,546
Ah... So like a cozy
little Christmas at home.

866
00:39:42,588 --> 00:39:45,049
Yeah. You think that's lame?

867
00:39:45,091 --> 00:39:47,426
No, those are the best kind.

868
00:39:48,969 --> 00:39:50,554
- So you'll still do it, then?
- Yes!

869
00:39:50,596 --> 00:39:51,931
Under two conditions.

870
00:39:51,972 --> 00:39:54,600
One, you can't tell Anderson
that you hired me.

871
00:39:54,642 --> 00:39:57,478
It's been a while, so I want
to keep it a little secret.

872
00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,146
- Okay.
- And number two.

873
00:39:59,188 --> 00:40:00,939
Because I only have five days
to get this ready,

874
00:40:00,940 --> 00:40:03,484
I have to bring my two
associates on board as well.

875
00:40:03,526 --> 00:40:04,819
Yeah, sure, no problem.

876
00:40:04,860 --> 00:40:07,363
Great! We'll just need
the keys to the clubhouse

877
00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:09,824
and a list of all arrivals.

878
00:40:11,575 --> 00:40:12,535
Okay.

879
00:40:12,576 --> 00:40:14,452
Carter? These are my associates.

880
00:40:14,453 --> 00:40:16,664
It is nice to meet both of you,

881
00:40:16,705 --> 00:40:20,291
So... do you ladies think you can
accomplish all that in five days?

882
00:40:20,292 --> 00:40:22,461
Oh, of course! We've
practically already started.

883
00:40:22,503 --> 00:40:25,630
Mm, you wouldn't believe
what we're capable of.

884
00:40:25,631 --> 00:40:26,882
Great.

885
00:40:31,262 --> 00:40:33,013
[knocking]

886
00:40:33,055 --> 00:40:34,098
Come in!

887
00:40:35,850 --> 00:40:37,308
Ty brought Thai.

888
00:40:37,309 --> 00:40:40,104
And I see someone's back
in the Christmas spirits.

889
00:40:40,146 --> 00:40:41,564
I think I am.

890
00:40:41,605 --> 00:40:44,649
And I think it's going to be the
merriest Christmas that ever was.

891
00:40:44,650 --> 00:40:46,317
Good! I am so glad

892
00:40:46,318 --> 00:40:48,380
you got that whole Rudolph's
Reject thing out of your system

893
00:40:48,404 --> 00:40:50,281
because we need to talk
New Year's Eve!

894
00:40:50,322 --> 00:40:53,033
I was thinking we can do
an oyster bar with an open bar,

895
00:40:53,075 --> 00:40:56,494
- and the bartenders can wear...
- Tyler, that sounds wonderful.

896
00:40:56,495 --> 00:40:57,788
Can we talk about that
next week?

897
00:40:57,830 --> 00:40:59,497
'Cause Zoe and Murphy
are coming over

898
00:40:59,498 --> 00:41:03,169
and we're gonna go for this
country club Christmas thing

899
00:41:03,210 --> 00:41:05,045
for Anderson's firm. It's...

900
00:41:05,087 --> 00:41:10,217
Oh, so you got a new gig and you asked
Crazy One and Two for help instead of me?

901
00:41:10,259 --> 00:41:11,969
Well, not exactly.

902
00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:13,345
See, I couldn't use you

903
00:41:13,387 --> 00:41:17,099
because we're planning on
destroying the entire weekend,

904
00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:20,436
not making it pretty and perfect
like you and I would!

905
00:41:20,478 --> 00:41:22,313
Tyler, please, don't be mad!

906
00:41:22,354 --> 00:41:23,874
Aren't you
and the stalker sisters getting

907
00:41:23,898 --> 00:41:26,066
a little out of control
with this?

908
00:41:26,108 --> 00:41:28,026
What is getting back at him
going to resolve, Livvy?

909
00:41:28,027 --> 00:41:29,528
It's not going
to bring him back.

910
00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:31,196
I don't want Anderson back.

911
00:41:31,197 --> 00:41:33,198
But you don't want this new girl
to have him, either?

912
00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:36,577
I just don't want her to fall
into the same trap as we did.

913
00:41:36,619 --> 00:41:41,206
I mean, if we didn't step in,
then she would be a goner.

914
00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:43,751
I don't wanna leave her
as bitter and jaded as we are.

915
00:41:43,792 --> 00:41:46,045
Livvy, is it even about her?

916
00:41:46,086 --> 00:41:47,254
Because last I checked,

917
00:41:47,296 --> 00:41:49,882
you decide if you want
to feel bitter or not.

918
00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:51,382
And for the record?
I liked the Livvy

919
00:41:51,383 --> 00:41:53,928
who wanted things pretty
and perfect much better.

920
00:41:58,224 --> 00:41:59,391
[door slams]

921
00:42:04,438 --> 00:42:06,065
[doorbell rings]

922
00:42:09,235 --> 00:42:12,154
Uh-oh, someone's been naughty.

923
00:42:12,196 --> 00:42:14,406
Do you remember how Anderson
freaks and squeals

924
00:42:14,448 --> 00:42:16,992
any time he hears
a tiny moving object?

925
00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:18,369
We named her Comet.

926
00:42:18,410 --> 00:42:21,914
And Operation: Rudolph's Revenge
just got realz, yo!

927
00:42:21,956 --> 00:42:24,041
[Christmas song playing]

928
00:42:31,257 --> 00:42:36,261
♪ On a cold December night ♪

929
00:42:36,262 --> 00:42:41,183
♪ Feels so good to know that
you'll soon be by my side ♪

930
00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:46,438
♪ Life moves fast
Gotta slow it down ♪

931
00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:51,026
♪ Let's drink this moment in
right here, right now ♪

932
00:42:51,068 --> 00:42:53,988
♪ So raise a glass ♪

933
00:42:54,029 --> 00:42:56,365
♪ Raise a glass ♪

934
00:42:56,407 --> 00:43:00,160
♪ Celebrate today
and give thanks to the past ♪

935
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:05,332
♪ So raise a glass
Raise a glass ♪

936
00:43:05,374 --> 00:43:08,544
♪ All right, give a little love
share a little smile ♪

937
00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:11,462
♪ Spread a little hope
'cause it's Christmas time ♪

938
00:43:11,463 --> 00:43:13,632
♪ Raise a glass ♪

939
00:43:13,674 --> 00:43:16,218
♪ The table's set ♪

940
00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:18,679
♪ And we're all here ♪

941
00:43:18,721 --> 00:43:21,306
♪ It's that season
when you get that feeling ♪

942
00:43:21,307 --> 00:43:23,641
♪ Of holiday cheer... ♪

943
00:43:23,642 --> 00:43:26,061
[Livvy] Okay, I'm gonna start
untying the tree

944
00:43:26,103 --> 00:43:28,731
and then we can do
some decorating and defiling!

945
00:43:28,772 --> 00:43:33,444
♪ Life is better when you've got
something good to share ♪

946
00:43:33,485 --> 00:43:37,948
♪ So raise a glass
Raise a glass ♪

947
00:43:39,074 --> 00:43:41,368
♪ Celebrate today
and give thanks... ♪

948
00:43:41,410 --> 00:43:44,496
[Livvy, grunting]
Okay, tree. Okay!

949
00:43:44,538 --> 00:43:45,831
And you gotta go!

950
00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:47,625
- Can I help with that?
- [screams]

951
00:43:47,666 --> 00:43:49,500
[Livvy] Okay.

952
00:43:49,501 --> 00:43:52,004
I'm sorry, I didn't mean
to startle you.

953
00:43:52,046 --> 00:43:54,715
Yeah, and watch me fall
and eat tree.

954
00:43:54,757 --> 00:43:58,093
You gotta admit, you're not the
stealthiest person on the planet.

955
00:43:58,135 --> 00:44:02,348
Oh, I have stealth
like you've never seen before.

956
00:44:02,389 --> 00:44:06,602
She says with...
bark all in her hair.

957
00:44:06,644 --> 00:44:09,938
Here, let me help you with this
and you can get cleaned up.

958
00:44:09,980 --> 00:44:11,357
- Thanks.
- Yeah.

959
00:44:12,983 --> 00:44:14,610
But Comet wants a kiss.

960
00:44:14,652 --> 00:44:17,655
Will you put that rodent
back where it belongs, please?

961
00:44:17,696 --> 00:44:19,549
[Murphy] How do you expect
Anderson to pee his pants...

962
00:44:19,573 --> 00:44:23,869
Hi, guys! -...unless we are throwing
him a Christmas party like no other?

963
00:44:23,911 --> 00:44:25,037
Hi!

964
00:44:25,079 --> 00:44:27,122
Carter came to help us.
Isn't that nice?

965
00:44:27,164 --> 00:44:29,458
How lovely! Thank you, Carter!

966
00:44:29,500 --> 00:44:31,709
Yeah, sure, no problem.
Do you guys need me to stay?

967
00:44:31,710 --> 00:44:32,878
- Help with decorating?
- No.

968
00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,296
No, we're good.
We got it covered.

969
00:44:34,338 --> 00:44:36,214
We would love some help, thanks.

970
00:44:36,215 --> 00:44:39,426
- Yes, that'd be nice.
- Okay.

971
00:44:39,468 --> 00:44:41,053
Okay.

972
00:44:43,222 --> 00:44:44,473
I can't believe you!

973
00:44:44,515 --> 00:44:46,433
Now he's definitely
not going anywhere!

974
00:44:46,475 --> 00:44:49,436
Sorry, but it's obvious,
he likes him some Livvy!

975
00:44:49,478 --> 00:44:51,397
- It's cute.
- How is that obvious to you?

976
00:44:51,438 --> 00:44:54,191
You can't even tell the difference
between an evergreen and an oak!

977
00:44:54,233 --> 00:44:57,236
I thought he said we could pick
any tree we wanted!

978
00:44:57,277 --> 00:45:00,571
Anyway, a true actor
is a great observer.

979
00:45:00,572 --> 00:45:03,074
Well, do you have any idea
how hard it's gonna be

980
00:45:03,075 --> 00:45:06,036
to set up Anderson's self-sabotage
with him here the entire time?!

981
00:45:06,078 --> 00:45:10,582
Maybe we can just plant my safari
sounds CD in Anderson's car,

982
00:45:10,624 --> 00:45:13,252
so it blares when he turns
the engine on to leave.

983
00:45:13,293 --> 00:45:16,046
If that doesn't send Megan
screaming back into the city,

984
00:45:16,088 --> 00:45:17,255
I don't know what will.

985
00:45:17,256 --> 00:45:19,424
That's the stupidest idea
I've ever heard.

986
00:45:19,425 --> 00:45:23,387
I bet if you just hang around,
that's gonna do the trick.

987
00:45:23,429 --> 00:45:24,888
[Zoe shouts]

988
00:45:24,930 --> 00:45:26,432
[crashing]

989
00:45:28,642 --> 00:45:31,145
[panting]

990
00:45:35,441 --> 00:45:37,442
[Livvy] Oh! Mind your head.

991
00:45:37,443 --> 00:45:39,445
So what made you get
into event planning, anyway?

992
00:45:39,486 --> 00:45:42,114
Well, my mom had a theme for
every holiday party growing up.

993
00:45:42,156 --> 00:45:43,949
Each had its own
special dinner menu,

994
00:45:43,991 --> 00:45:45,409
and flower arrangements, so...

995
00:45:45,451 --> 00:45:48,412
I guess I just became
really good at it.

996
00:45:48,454 --> 00:45:51,123
And how about your colleagues? How'd
you guys meet? They seem fun.

997
00:45:51,165 --> 00:45:52,790
They're great.

998
00:45:52,791 --> 00:45:54,209
I met them on...

999
00:45:54,251 --> 00:45:57,962
an event planning website thing.

1000
00:45:57,963 --> 00:46:01,091
What about you?
Why software engineering?

1001
00:46:01,133 --> 00:46:03,010
Well, believe it or not,

1002
00:46:03,051 --> 00:46:05,220
I was a bit of a computer
and gaming nerd

1003
00:46:05,262 --> 00:46:07,514
when I was growing up.
Don't say anything.

1004
00:46:07,556 --> 00:46:09,784
And... I don't know, I guess
it's just like what you said,

1005
00:46:09,808 --> 00:46:11,685
I just realized it was
something I was good at.

1006
00:46:11,727 --> 00:46:14,145
That's good, 'cause you kind of
suck at what you're doing.

1007
00:46:14,146 --> 00:46:16,899
We're supposed
to be making bows, so...

1008
00:46:16,940 --> 00:46:19,150
- I knew that.
- You did?

1009
00:46:19,151 --> 00:46:22,863
I did, and you know what? I bet I
can make better bows than you can.

1010
00:46:22,905 --> 00:46:24,072
What's your wager?

1011
00:46:24,114 --> 00:46:26,784
- Do you cook?
- [scoffs] Yeah!

1012
00:46:26,825 --> 00:46:29,536
- Delicious is my middle name.
- I'll tell you what,

1013
00:46:29,578 --> 00:46:31,622
I'll take the bottom half,
you take the top.

1014
00:46:31,663 --> 00:46:33,164
Whosever is better wins,

1015
00:46:33,165 --> 00:46:34,499
and if you win,

1016
00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:36,834
I'll cook you dinner.
But when I win...

1017
00:46:36,835 --> 00:46:38,169
[scoffs]

1018
00:46:38,170 --> 00:46:42,633
You have to make a culinary
Christmas masterpiece.

1019
00:46:44,009 --> 00:46:45,344
Deal.

1020
00:46:54,978 --> 00:46:56,522
- That one.
- That one.

1021
00:46:58,565 --> 00:46:59,565
No!

1022
00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:02,778
What's for dinner?

1023
00:47:23,632 --> 00:47:26,760
[women whispering]

1024
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:41,108
Do not let that rodent
out again.

1025
00:47:41,149 --> 00:47:42,901
It's not a pet, it's a prop.

1026
00:47:44,820 --> 00:47:47,614
Livvy, this food is amazing!

1027
00:47:47,656 --> 00:47:50,241
She's right, Liv.
It's all really delicious.

1028
00:47:50,242 --> 00:47:51,409
Actually, did you guys know

1029
00:47:51,410 --> 00:47:53,328
that Livvy's middle name
is Delicious?

1030
00:47:53,370 --> 00:47:55,455
What? You never told us that!

1031
00:47:55,497 --> 00:47:57,291
[Zoe] Who gave you
that middle name?

1032
00:47:57,332 --> 00:47:58,625
My exes. All of 'em.

1033
00:47:58,667 --> 00:48:01,295
- It's uncanny.
- [Carter] That was nice of them.

1034
00:48:01,336 --> 00:48:02,730
You must have dated
some really great guys.

1035
00:48:02,754 --> 00:48:06,925
Great guys with great words
and zero follow-through.

1036
00:48:06,967 --> 00:48:09,136
Men: worst
investment risk there is.

1037
00:48:09,177 --> 00:48:11,471
Puppies are a much safer bet.

1038
00:48:11,513 --> 00:48:14,391
Wow. Is this
the Broken Hearts Club?

1039
00:48:14,433 --> 00:48:15,809
[Livvy] If it is,
it's a big one.

1040
00:48:15,851 --> 00:48:18,102
Because all of us have been
through the same experiences.

1041
00:48:18,103 --> 00:48:19,897
We've all been lied to
or cheated on...

1042
00:48:19,938 --> 00:48:23,692
Yeah, but surely you recognize there
are some good guys out there still?

1043
00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:26,778
What happened
to your ex-girlfriend?

1044
00:48:26,820 --> 00:48:29,489
Well... It ended.

1045
00:48:29,531 --> 00:48:31,949
And she just really wanted
to get married, and...

1046
00:48:31,950 --> 00:48:34,429
I knew that deep down, we weren't
really in love each other, so...

1047
00:48:34,453 --> 00:48:36,663
So you dumped her?

1048
00:48:36,705 --> 00:48:39,624
Yeah. I didn't lie
or cheat on her.

1049
00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:41,459
Right, but you
didn't commit either.

1050
00:48:41,460 --> 00:48:44,004
I mean, what's so wrong
with committing to a woman

1051
00:48:44,046 --> 00:48:46,130
who knows what she wants
out of her life?

1052
00:48:46,131 --> 00:48:49,068
No. See, that's the thing. She didn't
know what she wanted when it came to us.

1053
00:48:49,092 --> 00:48:52,303
All she knew that she wanted was a ring on
her finger and a couple of kids someday.

1054
00:48:52,304 --> 00:48:53,971
It didn't matter if I was
the right guy or not.

1055
00:48:53,972 --> 00:48:57,017
Half the time it felt like
we barely even knew each other.

1056
00:48:57,059 --> 00:48:58,894
We weren't even friends.

1057
00:48:58,936 --> 00:49:02,064
Maybe she wanted to be more than just
your lady friend. You ever think of that?

1058
00:49:02,105 --> 00:49:05,483
Or an independent woman who can't
speak her mind without judgement.

1059
00:49:05,484 --> 00:49:07,694
Or seen as nothing more
than banging legs

1060
00:49:07,736 --> 00:49:10,821
and perfect teeth
and big brains.

1061
00:49:10,822 --> 00:49:13,909
Or maybe it's just that
you girls are chasing this image

1062
00:49:13,951 --> 00:49:16,495
of an unattainable guy
that you think you want,

1063
00:49:16,536 --> 00:49:18,222
and then when you finally
catch him, you realize,

1064
00:49:18,246 --> 00:49:21,333
he's not half the guy you spent all
this time cracking him up to be.

1065
00:49:21,375 --> 00:49:24,711
Maybe it's not the problem
that all guys are alike.

1066
00:49:24,753 --> 00:49:27,965
Maybe it's just that you girls
aren't very good at picking them.

1067
00:49:28,006 --> 00:49:29,216
[scoffs]

1068
00:49:29,257 --> 00:49:30,801
Wow, is that
the same lame excuse

1069
00:49:30,842 --> 00:49:32,510
you're gonna give
that gift basket girl

1070
00:49:32,511 --> 00:49:34,155
when you're ready to call
it quits with her?

1071
00:49:34,179 --> 00:49:35,430
Hmm!

1072
00:49:38,558 --> 00:49:43,271
Wow... If by gift basket girl
you mean my mom? Then...

1073
00:49:43,313 --> 00:49:47,734
I would say no. It's probably pretty
hard to call it quits on her.

1074
00:49:47,776 --> 00:49:52,197
Your mother is the one that you
thought gave you that gift basket?

1075
00:49:52,239 --> 00:49:55,242
Yeah. I mean, she denied it,

1076
00:49:55,283 --> 00:49:56,844
but when I was a kid,
she used to always joke

1077
00:49:56,868 --> 00:49:59,180
and say if I was naughty, I
wasn't going to get any presents,

1078
00:49:59,204 --> 00:50:02,457
so, I just thought it was like
a secret gag gift from her.

1079
00:50:02,499 --> 00:50:04,543
Wait. Who did you think
gave me the gift basket?

1080
00:50:04,584 --> 00:50:06,544
Some girl you were seeing?

1081
00:50:06,545 --> 00:50:08,130
Ah...

1082
00:50:08,171 --> 00:50:10,966
Well, if that were the case,
I guess...

1083
00:50:11,008 --> 00:50:13,343
I could see how that would make
me appear, but...

1084
00:50:14,261 --> 00:50:15,470
I'm not that guy.

1085
00:50:16,263 --> 00:50:19,391
Apparently not, and I'm sorry.

1086
00:50:20,225 --> 00:50:22,269
It's okay. We all...

1087
00:50:22,310 --> 00:50:24,479
misjudge a little bit sometimes.

1088
00:50:26,606 --> 00:50:30,401
Hey, why don't we pop on down to that
little dive bar we passed on the way in?

1089
00:50:30,402 --> 00:50:32,529
What? Eww! Why?

1090
00:50:32,571 --> 00:50:35,741
You know, so we could spread
our Christmas cheer.

1091
00:50:36,742 --> 00:50:38,160
Oh, right.

1092
00:50:38,201 --> 00:50:40,745
Yes! Yes, we should do that.

1093
00:50:40,746 --> 00:50:43,081
Whose going to help me
with the tree?

1094
00:50:43,123 --> 00:50:45,667
I could stay.

1095
00:50:45,709 --> 00:50:48,086
Come on. You know
you could use my help.

1096
00:50:51,590 --> 00:50:52,716
Okay.

1097
00:50:53,967 --> 00:50:55,677
Bye.

1098
00:50:55,719 --> 00:50:58,430
- Have you ever decorated a tree?
- Of course!

1099
00:50:59,806 --> 00:51:02,142
So, if it is honky-tonk,
Middle America in there,

1100
00:51:02,184 --> 00:51:03,351
we pass out invites.

1101
00:51:03,393 --> 00:51:05,145
But if it's a skid row
and serial killers,

1102
00:51:05,187 --> 00:51:07,147
then we are out of there.
Got it?

1103
00:51:07,189 --> 00:51:08,315
Yeah.

1104
00:51:08,356 --> 00:51:10,525
But wait.
What is middle America?

1105
00:51:10,567 --> 00:51:13,778
The Party Princess
52 weekends out of the year.

1106
00:51:13,779 --> 00:51:14,821
- Go.
- Oh.

1107
00:51:19,951 --> 00:51:22,662
- [door opens]
- [patrons chattering]

1108
00:51:22,704 --> 00:51:24,456
[gasps]

1109
00:51:25,290 --> 00:51:27,501
- [door closes]
- Zoe... Zoe!

1110
00:51:35,634 --> 00:51:37,301
What are you doing?!

1111
00:51:37,302 --> 00:51:38,905
Passing out invites
to the Middle Americans.

1112
00:51:38,929 --> 00:51:41,681
No, no, Zoe.
These people are not safe.

1113
00:51:41,723 --> 00:51:43,474
- They have scabies or rabies...
- [baby cries]

1114
00:51:43,475 --> 00:51:46,019
- Babies!
- No, not babies.

1115
00:51:46,061 --> 00:51:48,063
How cute. I love your babies!

1116
00:51:48,105 --> 00:51:49,523
You wanna hold one of them?

1117
00:51:49,564 --> 00:51:52,650
This one's Sadie,
and the gassy one here is Rosie.

1118
00:51:52,651 --> 00:51:55,152
Careful, that one's
full of soda pop.

1119
00:51:55,153 --> 00:51:57,155
Aw!

1120
00:51:57,197 --> 00:51:59,990
You should come to our Christmas
Eve party tomorrow night.

1121
00:51:59,991 --> 00:52:02,660
It's just down the road,
and it's gonna be a blast.

1122
00:52:02,661 --> 00:52:04,621
Invite all of your friends.

1123
00:52:04,663 --> 00:52:06,373
No, no, no! Zoe, no!

1124
00:52:06,414 --> 00:52:09,042
Please, put the baby back!
We have to go. Okay?

1125
00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:15,382
[Murphy] Yeah, this is not safe.

1126
00:52:15,423 --> 00:52:17,592
[country music playing]

1127
00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:22,472
Oh my God, I love this song.

1128
00:52:23,849 --> 00:52:27,936
♪ Oh, They don't know ♪

1129
00:52:27,978 --> 00:52:30,730
♪ Boy, it's tough to be a girl ♪

1130
00:52:30,772 --> 00:52:33,525
♪ High-heel shoes
and miniskirts ♪

1131
00:52:33,567 --> 00:52:38,028
♪ Takes at least an hour
to do our hair ♪

1132
00:52:38,029 --> 00:52:40,031
[applause]

1133
00:52:51,710 --> 00:52:54,379
[Carter] Here is
my famous hot cocoa.

1134
00:52:54,421 --> 00:52:55,630
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

1135
00:52:55,672 --> 00:52:57,548
So what do you do
in your free time?

1136
00:52:57,549 --> 00:52:59,634
Other than take your mom
out for dinner dates.

1137
00:52:59,676 --> 00:53:02,220
- No, no judgement!
- Ha-ha.

1138
00:53:02,262 --> 00:53:04,722
Well, I'm a nighttime regular

1139
00:53:04,723 --> 00:53:06,724
- at the Rockin' Rotisserie.
- Oh.

1140
00:53:06,725 --> 00:53:10,854
And I am a sucker
for primetime crime dramas.

1141
00:53:10,896 --> 00:53:13,523
With "Her Convicted Criminals"
being the best one.

1142
00:53:13,565 --> 00:53:15,025
What? No!

1143
00:53:15,066 --> 00:53:17,444
- "Vegas In Cuffs" is way better.
- No way!

1144
00:53:17,485 --> 00:53:20,155
- [Carter] Yes. Here.
- Thanks.

1145
00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:23,074
And on the weekends,
a couple of my buddies and I

1146
00:53:23,116 --> 00:53:24,408
play in a softball league.

1147
00:53:24,409 --> 00:53:28,038
No way! I love softball.

1148
00:53:28,079 --> 00:53:29,580
- You play?
- No...

1149
00:53:29,581 --> 00:53:32,751
Not since junior high.
My mom made me quit.

1150
00:53:32,792 --> 00:53:33,835
She said,

1151
00:53:33,877 --> 00:53:35,629
"You can't bust out
your pearly whites.

1152
00:53:35,670 --> 00:53:37,755
- "Who would wanna marry you then?"
- Huh.

1153
00:53:37,756 --> 00:53:40,634
So what do you do
in your free time?

1154
00:53:40,675 --> 00:53:43,720
- When I'm not working...
- Mm-hm.

1155
00:53:43,762 --> 00:53:47,098
I'm a One Stop Salad Shop
kind of gal.

1156
00:53:47,140 --> 00:53:48,558
And on the weekends?

1157
00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,685
If I'm not doing an event,
I would...

1158
00:53:50,727 --> 00:53:53,438
always do whatever my ex
wanted us to do.

1159
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:56,483
- He never asked you what you wanted to do?
- No. He always had a plan.

1160
00:53:56,524 --> 00:53:57,817
And my mom always used to say,

1161
00:53:57,859 --> 00:54:00,945
"A handsome man with a plan
does a good hubby make."

1162
00:54:00,946 --> 00:54:01,988
Yeah...

1163
00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:04,282
It's interesting.

1164
00:54:10,538 --> 00:54:11,957
- There you go.
- Thank you.

1165
00:54:13,375 --> 00:54:15,252
Well, you know what I think?

1166
00:54:15,293 --> 00:54:18,672
I think... you listen
to your mom too much.

1167
00:54:18,713 --> 00:54:20,966
I mean, I had no idea

1168
00:54:21,007 --> 00:54:23,301
what I wanted to do
after college and look at me.

1169
00:54:23,343 --> 00:54:26,136
I mean, some might even say
that I am hubby material.

1170
00:54:26,137 --> 00:54:28,974
I don't know.
I haven't tried the cocoa.

1171
00:54:30,183 --> 00:54:31,935
Mm-hm.

1172
00:54:33,353 --> 00:54:34,562
Mm! [coughs]

1173
00:54:34,604 --> 00:54:37,691
That is terrible!
It's the worst cocoa ever!

1174
00:54:37,732 --> 00:54:41,569
See now? Who wouldn't want to marry
the man that made that hot cocoa?

1175
00:54:41,611 --> 00:54:44,906
Between the banister and this,
it's a wonder you're still single.

1176
00:54:44,948 --> 00:54:47,784
Well, the banister thing
was a complete fluke.

1177
00:54:47,826 --> 00:54:50,203
I have no idea
how that turned out so well.

1178
00:54:50,245 --> 00:54:51,746
Sure.

1179
00:54:53,748 --> 00:54:56,251
Actually, you've got just
a little bit right there.

1180
00:55:00,839 --> 00:55:04,092
And about the dinner...
I'm sorry.

1181
00:55:04,134 --> 00:55:05,677
No, I...

1182
00:55:06,845 --> 00:55:08,846
You were right on the mark.

1183
00:55:08,847 --> 00:55:12,600
I... haven't always made
the best decisions

1184
00:55:12,642 --> 00:55:14,686
when it comes to men.

1185
00:55:15,770 --> 00:55:17,480
Or maybe it's just...

1186
00:55:17,522 --> 00:55:20,817
hard to know what you're looking
for until you've found it.

1187
00:55:26,906 --> 00:55:29,617
♪ Boy, it's tough to be a girl ♪

1188
00:55:29,659 --> 00:55:33,621
♪ High-heel shoes
and miniskirts ♪

1189
00:55:33,663 --> 00:55:36,082
Oh! Did we interrupt something?

1190
00:55:36,124 --> 00:55:37,417
- No!
- Uh-uh.

1191
00:55:37,459 --> 00:55:38,876
You should try this cocoa.

1192
00:55:38,877 --> 00:55:41,545
- It's freaking amazing.
- There's more in the kitchen.

1193
00:55:41,546 --> 00:55:43,631
Hmm. It is the holidays.

1194
00:55:43,673 --> 00:55:46,885
Where do I sign on
for those calories?

1195
00:55:55,852 --> 00:55:58,229
[jungle animals cries]

1196
00:55:59,230 --> 00:56:00,190
Pretty scary, huh?

1197
00:56:00,231 --> 00:56:02,150
Still thinking
it's such a stupid idea?

1198
00:56:02,192 --> 00:56:05,903
What? I think it was a stupid
idea to wake me up like that.

1199
00:56:05,904 --> 00:56:07,489
[Zoe] My, my, Vixen.

1200
00:56:07,530 --> 00:56:11,242
What reindeer doodied on your
Christmas Eve parade this morning?

1201
00:56:13,036 --> 00:56:14,578
[giggles]

1202
00:56:14,579 --> 00:56:16,289
You doodied!

1203
00:56:19,751 --> 00:56:21,836
[Livvy humming]

1204
00:56:24,672 --> 00:56:27,217
[music playing softly]

1205
00:56:36,643 --> 00:56:40,063
♪ Baby,
when I'm feeling lonely ♪

1206
00:56:42,232 --> 00:56:45,110
♪ Baby, when I'm feeling blue ♪

1207
00:56:45,151 --> 00:56:47,444
♪ Oh, yeah ♪

1208
00:56:47,445 --> 00:56:52,409
♪ I never know if I'm gonna
make it through the day ♪

1209
00:56:52,450 --> 00:56:54,618
♪ And you walk
through the front door ♪

1210
00:56:54,619 --> 00:56:56,955
♪ Then I look at you ♪

1211
00:56:59,457 --> 00:57:04,546
♪ Baby, kiss me
underneath the mistletoe ♪

1212
00:57:04,587 --> 00:57:05,963
♪ Oh yeah, baby ♪

1213
00:57:05,964 --> 00:57:09,509
♪ That's how I know ♪ - Hi.

1214
00:57:09,551 --> 00:57:11,428
- [screams]
- Oh my gosh.

1215
00:57:11,469 --> 00:57:14,222
Oh my gosh. Are you okay?

1216
00:57:14,264 --> 00:57:15,765
Yeah, I'm okay.

1217
00:57:15,807 --> 00:57:17,308
[screaming]

1218
00:57:17,350 --> 00:57:19,561
Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

1219
00:57:19,602 --> 00:57:21,813
I'm sorry. You okay?

1220
00:57:21,855 --> 00:57:23,523
- Yeah.
- Okay.

1221
00:57:23,565 --> 00:57:24,899
Wow!

1222
00:57:26,317 --> 00:57:27,277
It's good.

1223
00:57:27,318 --> 00:57:30,989
It tastes better
when it's cooked, so...

1224
00:57:33,241 --> 00:57:34,951
You have a little...

1225
00:57:35,827 --> 00:57:38,163
- Can I get it? In your hair.
- Yeah.

1226
00:57:53,178 --> 00:57:54,554
So was this...

1227
00:57:54,596 --> 00:57:57,076
another one of your stealthy moves
that I've never seen before?

1228
00:57:58,266 --> 00:58:00,685
About as stealthy
as that subject change was.

1229
00:58:00,727 --> 00:58:03,813
- Right then. Smooth.
- Yeah.

1230
00:58:06,441 --> 00:58:08,359
- I guess we probably should get...
- Yeah!

1231
00:58:08,401 --> 00:58:10,945
Cleaned up and have changed
before everybody arrives.

1232
00:58:10,987 --> 00:58:12,489
Oh, yeah. Thank you so much.

1233
00:58:12,530 --> 00:58:14,157
Okay, I got it.

1234
00:58:16,910 --> 00:58:18,036
Carter, I...

1235
00:58:18,077 --> 00:58:20,871
have something to tell you
about Anderson.

1236
00:58:20,872 --> 00:58:22,206
- Okay.
- I...

1237
00:58:22,207 --> 00:58:25,877
Wow! This place looks amazing.

1238
00:58:27,212 --> 00:58:29,464
Anderson, you remember Livvy,
right?

1239
00:58:30,757 --> 00:58:32,425
Livvy?

1240
00:58:32,467 --> 00:58:33,384
What are you doing here?

1241
00:58:33,385 --> 00:58:36,179
And why are you two
caked in vomit?

1242
00:58:36,221 --> 00:58:40,808
We had a little...
breakfast incident.

1243
00:58:40,850 --> 00:58:42,352
I hired Ms Beal

1244
00:58:42,393 --> 00:58:45,062
to help decorate the place
for us this weekend, so...

1245
00:58:45,063 --> 00:58:50,068
Oh! Wow.
That's a wonderful surprise.

1246
00:58:52,070 --> 00:58:55,573
- Okay, let's get a drink.
- Yeah!

1247
00:58:58,910 --> 00:59:00,495
Hi. Nice to meet you.

1248
00:59:15,468 --> 00:59:18,263
[Megan] So...
how do you know Ms. Beal?

1249
00:59:20,473 --> 00:59:25,353
Livvy? Is... was... She was
last year's party planner,

1250
00:59:25,395 --> 00:59:27,981
for the holiday event,
at the firm.

1251
00:59:28,856 --> 00:59:31,109
And you hired her?

1252
00:59:31,150 --> 00:59:32,110
Mm-hm.

1253
00:59:32,111 --> 00:59:34,070
I ran into her in the office
the other day.

1254
00:59:34,946 --> 00:59:36,364
She's really pretty.

1255
00:59:36,406 --> 00:59:38,658
Oh...

1256
00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:42,452
I'm sensing a little jealousy.

1257
00:59:42,453 --> 00:59:45,832
Come here.
You have nothing to worry about.

1258
00:59:45,873 --> 00:59:47,417
[Anderson squeals]

1259
00:59:47,458 --> 00:59:49,127
What's wrong?!

1260
00:59:54,716 --> 00:59:56,467
There was a...

1261
00:59:56,509 --> 00:59:58,261
No, we're...

1262
00:59:58,303 --> 00:59:59,887
It's a...

1263
00:59:59,929 --> 01:00:01,598
We're good. Yeah.

1264
01:00:01,639 --> 01:00:02,974
I'm fine.

1265
01:00:14,527 --> 01:00:16,404
[chattering]

1266
01:00:16,446 --> 01:00:19,240
- Beautifully decorated.
- Yeah. Thank you.

1267
01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:23,578
Hey, Carter. I have to use
the restroom for a minute.

1268
01:00:23,620 --> 01:00:25,955
Do you mind showing them
the pool and the koi pond?

1269
01:00:25,997 --> 01:00:27,415
Yeah, sure.

1270
01:00:32,837 --> 01:00:35,423
- Hello.
- Hi.

1271
01:00:37,383 --> 01:00:38,842
What is this?

1272
01:00:38,843 --> 01:00:40,553
We have cranberry meatballs,

1273
01:00:40,595 --> 01:00:41,429
and bean and olive tartines.

1274
01:00:41,471 --> 01:00:43,806
No, I mean,
what are you doing here?

1275
01:00:43,848 --> 01:00:47,351
And my assistant said you were at
my office this week, is that true?

1276
01:00:47,352 --> 01:00:49,520
I came by to drop off
your spare key,

1277
01:00:49,562 --> 01:00:51,189
and I ran into Carter
at your old office,

1278
01:00:51,230 --> 01:00:53,149
and he offered me a job.

1279
01:00:53,191 --> 01:00:54,233
What's the big deal?

1280
01:00:54,275 --> 01:00:56,360
The big deal
is that we broke up and...

1281
01:00:56,361 --> 01:00:58,613
I'm not so sure
this is entirely appropriate

1282
01:00:58,655 --> 01:00:59,715
that you even took this job.

1283
01:00:59,739 --> 01:01:02,075
Well, I don't think
it's entirely appropriate

1284
01:01:02,116 --> 01:01:03,552
you sharing a room
with your assistant,

1285
01:01:03,576 --> 01:01:05,721
especially one that you told me
wasn't that attractive...

1286
01:01:05,745 --> 01:01:07,163
Livvy, look at me.

1287
01:01:08,247 --> 01:01:09,957
I swear to you,
when I hired Megan,

1288
01:01:09,999 --> 01:01:12,919
I had no intention
of ever being with her.

1289
01:01:12,960 --> 01:01:13,920
Okay?

1290
01:01:13,961 --> 01:01:15,755
And it was after
you and I broke up

1291
01:01:15,797 --> 01:01:17,131
that I even asked her out
anyway.

1292
01:01:17,173 --> 01:01:18,508
I am so sure, Anderson.

1293
01:01:18,549 --> 01:01:21,427
But you know what?
Whatever you do in your life

1294
01:01:21,469 --> 01:01:22,552
is your business.

1295
01:01:22,553 --> 01:01:25,598
I'm just here to serve
hard apple cider and...

1296
01:01:25,640 --> 01:01:27,016
set the mood!

1297
01:01:27,058 --> 01:01:28,892
You sure this isn't
some sort of deep-seated,

1298
01:01:28,893 --> 01:01:30,436
desperate attempt
to get me back?

1299
01:01:30,478 --> 01:01:32,247
We know what a deep-seated
attempt would mean,

1300
01:01:32,271 --> 01:01:34,166
that I would actually
have to have feelings for you

1301
01:01:34,190 --> 01:01:35,942
in the first place.

1302
01:01:35,983 --> 01:01:38,068
Right. Yes.

1303
01:01:38,069 --> 01:01:41,197
I mean, you did want to marry me
like, what, a month ago?

1304
01:01:41,239 --> 01:01:42,907
I'm over it, Anderson.

1305
01:01:42,949 --> 01:01:45,909
Why would I be here if I wasn't?

1306
01:01:45,910 --> 01:01:48,955
You weren't planning on telling
Megan about our past?

1307
01:01:48,996 --> 01:01:50,580
I've been working with Carter
for two weeks

1308
01:01:50,581 --> 01:01:54,419
and I haven't told him, so...
why would I tell Megan?

1309
01:01:54,460 --> 01:01:56,754
Good. Good.

1310
01:01:56,796 --> 01:01:59,423
So just... make sure and...

1311
01:01:59,424 --> 01:02:01,300
drop off that spare key
to my house

1312
01:02:01,342 --> 01:02:03,594
when you're all finished up here
and heading out.

1313
01:02:07,557 --> 01:02:08,891
[inhales]

1314
01:02:08,933 --> 01:02:10,101
Hmm!

1315
01:02:24,198 --> 01:02:26,617
Wow. You look...

1316
01:02:27,952 --> 01:02:29,619
insanely beautiful.

1317
01:02:29,620 --> 01:02:31,122
Thank you.

1318
01:02:31,164 --> 01:02:35,251
Um. So after tonight, I would...

1319
01:02:35,293 --> 01:02:37,170
really like to see you again.

1320
01:02:37,211 --> 01:02:39,630
Would it be too presumptuous
of me to ask

1321
01:02:39,672 --> 01:02:42,800
if you have any New Year's Eve
plans as of yet?

1322
01:02:42,842 --> 01:02:46,929
So I'm doing a rooftop party
at Old Garth Manor on Second.

1323
01:02:46,971 --> 01:02:48,472
Right, of course.

1324
01:02:48,473 --> 01:02:49,473
But...

1325
01:02:50,224 --> 01:02:52,268
Would you like to come?

1326
01:02:53,478 --> 01:02:55,062
I would love to.

1327
01:02:55,104 --> 01:02:56,898
- Okay.
- Oh, okay.

1328
01:02:56,939 --> 01:03:02,153
I am going to go and let you
finish getting... foxy!

1329
01:03:03,321 --> 01:03:05,156
I actually have something
to tell you

1330
01:03:05,198 --> 01:03:06,449
about Anderson before...

1331
01:03:06,491 --> 01:03:07,968
Okay, look,
if you're going to tell me

1332
01:03:07,992 --> 01:03:09,702
that you had a thing
for him before...

1333
01:03:09,744 --> 01:03:12,538
you don't have to,
'cause I already know and...

1334
01:03:12,580 --> 01:03:14,165
it's fine.

1335
01:03:14,207 --> 01:03:15,792
How do you know that?

1336
01:03:15,833 --> 01:03:19,003
Well, I saw the way you sized-up
Megan that day that we met and...

1337
01:03:19,045 --> 01:03:22,465
I also saw you sneaking into that
gift basket to see who it was from

1338
01:03:22,507 --> 01:03:25,593
when you thought it was from
one of his girls, so...

1339
01:03:26,677 --> 01:03:28,638
- Well, actually, what I was...
- You know, Livvy,

1340
01:03:28,679 --> 01:03:32,015
I don't care that
you had a thing for Anderson.

1341
01:03:32,016 --> 01:03:33,768
Most women do.

1342
01:03:33,810 --> 01:03:36,312
And not to knock my boss,
but from everything I've heard,

1343
01:03:36,354 --> 01:03:38,314
he's taken advantage
of a lot of women.

1344
01:03:38,356 --> 01:03:41,692
And... I'm just glad that
you're not one of those girls.

1345
01:03:46,405 --> 01:03:47,740
Hi.

1346
01:03:47,782 --> 01:03:49,700
Why are you sneaking in
from the balcony?

1347
01:03:49,742 --> 01:03:51,994
Oh... that's a...

1348
01:03:52,036 --> 01:03:53,203
good question.

1349
01:03:53,204 --> 01:03:54,704
Yeah, well,
we didn't want to come in

1350
01:03:54,705 --> 01:03:56,582
through the front door,
under the mistletoe

1351
01:03:56,624 --> 01:03:58,375
because then we would have to,
like, kiss,

1352
01:03:58,376 --> 01:04:01,546
and that would be like, whoa.
Eww.

1353
01:04:03,089 --> 01:04:05,925
Okay... I am going to go now.

1354
01:04:10,721 --> 01:04:12,055
So...

1355
01:04:12,056 --> 01:04:15,059
I see someone has fallen head
over heels this holiday retreat,

1356
01:04:15,101 --> 01:04:16,978
and it surely
wasn't for a Whitmire!

1357
01:04:17,019 --> 01:04:19,730
Livvy! Have you even taken care
of any of your duties all day

1358
01:04:19,772 --> 01:04:20,898
while we've been gone,

1359
01:04:20,940 --> 01:04:23,234
or are you just sucking face
with Santa the whole time?

1360
01:04:23,276 --> 01:04:24,944
Did you rig the bathtub?

1361
01:04:24,986 --> 01:04:26,028
Did you plug the chimney?

1362
01:04:26,070 --> 01:04:27,404
Excuse me?

1363
01:04:27,405 --> 01:04:30,073
I have been too busy cooking
all day to do any of that.

1364
01:04:30,074 --> 01:04:32,636
Okay. Well, have you even thought about
what you're going to tell Carter

1365
01:04:32,660 --> 01:04:35,412
when 50 strangers show up
banging on that wreath?

1366
01:04:35,413 --> 01:04:37,790
Okay, if you guys
just stay scarce,

1367
01:04:37,832 --> 01:04:40,584
Anderson's not going to know
we're involved in any of this.

1368
01:04:40,585 --> 01:04:44,463
And if he does, it's his word
against mine. Okay?

1369
01:04:44,505 --> 01:04:47,341
Oh, okay. So you just want
us to stay scarce,

1370
01:04:47,383 --> 01:04:48,968
so that
you can take all the glory?

1371
01:04:49,010 --> 01:04:50,970
I think what she's saying
is she wants us to do it

1372
01:04:51,012 --> 01:04:53,514
so that she can be
with Carter and...

1373
01:04:53,556 --> 01:04:55,224
if that makes Livvy happy,

1374
01:04:55,266 --> 01:04:58,101
then I'm on board
whole-heartedly.

1375
01:04:58,102 --> 01:04:59,687
Okay. We'll do that.

1376
01:04:59,729 --> 01:05:01,856
We'll just stay quiet
and we'll stay out of sight.

1377
01:05:01,898 --> 01:05:03,441
Thank you.

1378
01:05:10,323 --> 01:05:12,742
Who wants
my secret recipe sangria?

1379
01:05:12,783 --> 01:05:14,702
Ooh, me!

1380
01:05:14,744 --> 01:05:15,620
Bernd!

1381
01:05:15,661 --> 01:05:17,830
I think I got
a little something stiffer

1382
01:05:17,872 --> 01:05:18,974
in the liquor cabinet for you.

1383
01:05:18,998 --> 01:05:21,291
- Yeah?
- O'Dwyer's single malt.

1384
01:05:21,292 --> 01:05:24,170
42 years.
Twenty-two grand a bottle!

1385
01:05:24,211 --> 01:05:25,963
- Please.
- Yeah.

1386
01:05:27,965 --> 01:05:30,468
[mouthing words]

1387
01:05:46,776 --> 01:05:48,027
Hi.

1388
01:05:48,069 --> 01:05:51,821
Jeez, for a 12-pound poodle,
you are seriously deadweight.

1389
01:05:51,822 --> 01:05:53,824
Get... Get off.

1390
01:05:56,077 --> 01:05:57,495
[Anderson clears throat]

1391
01:05:57,536 --> 01:06:00,957
Anyone seen my O'Dwyers?
'Cause it was here this morning.

1392
01:06:07,505 --> 01:06:10,006
Here, get rid of this.

1393
01:06:10,007 --> 01:06:11,425
[cork pops]

1394
01:06:13,094 --> 01:06:14,428
What are you doing?

1395
01:06:14,470 --> 01:06:15,763
You said to get rid of it.

1396
01:06:15,805 --> 01:06:17,682
I didn't mean like that.
I meant...

1397
01:06:19,475 --> 01:06:21,352
It's the holiday.

1398
01:06:24,855 --> 01:06:28,150
Hey, Livvy, are the girls
gonna be joining us?

1399
01:06:28,192 --> 01:06:30,528
- What girls?
- Oh, Livvy's assistants.

1400
01:06:30,569 --> 01:06:34,532
Uh... Excuse me. Olivia Beal
has female assistants?

1401
01:06:34,573 --> 01:06:38,368
- Where's Ty?
- Ty? Who's Ty?

1402
01:06:38,369 --> 01:06:39,954
- He's...
- [doorbell rings]

1403
01:06:41,080 --> 01:06:43,374
The door... bell.

1404
01:06:43,416 --> 01:06:45,542
- Is... I'm gonna go.
- [doorbell rings]

1405
01:06:45,543 --> 01:06:47,420
Were we expecting anyone else?

1406
01:06:48,212 --> 01:06:49,505
Uh...

1407
01:06:50,631 --> 01:06:53,300
- Oh!
- [all] Merry Christmas!

1408
01:06:53,342 --> 01:06:55,051
[cheering]

1409
01:06:55,052 --> 01:06:58,722
Is this Mr. Whitmire's
tacky sweater party?

1410
01:06:58,723 --> 01:07:01,224
- Suppose it is. Come in.
- Nice.

1411
01:07:01,225 --> 01:07:05,562
Uh... Hi. And...
Who invited all of you...

1412
01:07:05,563 --> 01:07:07,523
- guys here?
- Do you know Mr. Whitmire?

1413
01:07:07,565 --> 01:07:10,443
- I... am Mr. Whitmire.
- Then you did.

1414
01:07:10,484 --> 01:07:12,486
That's funny, 'cause I...

1415
01:07:12,528 --> 01:07:14,238
- Hey!
- That's assault.

1416
01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:16,699
[Megan] Come on in. Hi.

1417
01:07:16,741 --> 01:07:19,242
Whoa! That's a shiny
and a lot of metal and...

1418
01:07:19,243 --> 01:07:21,078
Sunglasses at night.

1419
01:07:22,121 --> 01:07:23,914
Okay.

1420
01:07:23,956 --> 01:07:25,041
- Hi!
- You're good.

1421
01:07:25,082 --> 01:07:26,082
Ooh. Hi.

1422
01:07:27,126 --> 01:07:29,754
[nervous laughter]

1423
01:07:29,795 --> 01:07:32,673
I'm real sorry about this. I'm not
real sure what's going on here,

1424
01:07:32,715 --> 01:07:34,884
but I'm gonna throw
these people out, right now.

1425
01:07:34,925 --> 01:07:37,053
- Anderson! It's the holidays.
- What?

1426
01:07:37,094 --> 01:07:39,221
You can't just throw
all these people out?

1427
01:07:39,263 --> 01:07:40,615
What if they have
nowhere else to go?

1428
01:07:40,639 --> 01:07:42,933
Megan. This is not part
of the plan.

1429
01:07:42,975 --> 01:07:45,770
Why do you always have to follow a
silly little rigid plan anyways?

1430
01:07:45,811 --> 01:07:47,438
I mean, really.
What's the big deal?

1431
01:07:47,480 --> 01:07:51,942
Yeah! Why can't
they just... stay?

1432
01:07:51,984 --> 01:07:54,779
- Livvy did make plenty of food.
- Yeah.

1433
01:07:55,696 --> 01:07:58,157
I did make a lot of food.

1434
01:07:59,700 --> 01:08:01,618
Livvy!

1435
01:08:01,619 --> 01:08:05,247
You're right. I mean,
what's the big deal, you know.

1436
01:08:05,289 --> 01:08:06,892
- The more the merrier.
- It's party time.

1437
01:08:06,916 --> 01:08:08,959
- [Anderson] It's party...
- Party, party, party.

1438
01:08:09,001 --> 01:08:10,711
Party, party, party.

1439
01:08:16,550 --> 01:08:18,427
Hey, did you invite
all these people?

1440
01:08:18,469 --> 01:08:20,596
Oh, yeah. I'm really sorry.

1441
01:08:20,638 --> 01:08:21,823
No. What are
you apologizing for?

1442
01:08:21,847 --> 01:08:24,183
I mean,
it's a risky move, but...

1443
01:08:24,225 --> 01:08:25,535
investors are having
a great time.

1444
01:08:25,559 --> 01:08:28,521
Oh. Okay. You go entertain them.
I'll be right there.

1445
01:08:28,562 --> 01:08:30,106
- Okay.
- Okay.

1446
01:08:32,108 --> 01:08:36,779
Is that holiday sangria realness
you're serving up, Lady Beal?

1447
01:08:36,821 --> 01:08:38,822
What are you guys doing here?
They're gonna recognize you.

1448
01:08:38,823 --> 01:08:41,324
Amongst all of these characters?
I don't think so.

1449
01:08:41,325 --> 01:08:43,661
Come one, Cupid. Let's ride.

1450
01:08:48,040 --> 01:08:51,669
[piano music playing
jazzy Christmas music]

1451
01:09:09,937 --> 01:09:11,188
Here you go.

1452
01:09:12,690 --> 01:09:14,859
Hey, Livvy. Can I talk to you
for a minute?

1453
01:09:16,986 --> 01:09:18,194
Yes.

1454
01:09:18,195 --> 01:09:20,382
I'm sorry. I know you're working
and everything. I just...

1455
01:09:20,406 --> 01:09:22,031
wanted to ask...
I probably shouldn't.

1456
01:09:22,032 --> 01:09:24,910
No, it's okay. Ask away.

1457
01:09:24,952 --> 01:09:29,706
Well, I wanted to ask, um... Have
you known Anderson very long?

1458
01:09:29,707 --> 01:09:32,710
Well, I...
did the last holiday party,

1459
01:09:32,751 --> 01:09:35,796
so I've known him
a little bit, yeah.

1460
01:09:35,838 --> 01:09:39,508
Okay. So then, you know,
from a girl to a girl...

1461
01:09:39,550 --> 01:09:41,635
I know you don't know
him very well,

1462
01:09:41,677 --> 01:09:43,846
but we've been seeing
each other for a month now,

1463
01:09:43,888 --> 01:09:46,473
and he's so wonderful, it seems
like it's too good to be true.

1464
01:09:46,515 --> 01:09:49,101
So, do you think
he's a nice guy?

1465
01:09:50,561 --> 01:09:54,815
When I'm dating a guy that I
think is "too good to be true,"

1466
01:09:54,857 --> 01:09:57,818
I go on this website called
"rateyourex.com,"

1467
01:09:57,860 --> 01:10:01,197
and it is all these girls
talking about their exes.

1468
01:10:01,238 --> 01:10:02,615
It's... You should check it out.

1469
01:10:02,656 --> 01:10:06,785
Oh! I've never heard of it.
Is it for older women?

1470
01:10:06,827 --> 01:10:10,831
- No. It's for everyone!
- Great!

1471
01:10:10,873 --> 01:10:14,543
But I still would kind of like
a person's real life opinion.

1472
01:10:14,585 --> 01:10:16,754
So, what do you think of him?

1473
01:10:18,589 --> 01:10:22,051
That's it!
Who drank my O'Dwyers?

1474
01:10:22,092 --> 01:10:23,260
[whispers] What?

1475
01:10:27,056 --> 01:10:28,349
[Zoe] Tyler!

1476
01:10:28,390 --> 01:10:30,059
[Tyler] Hi.

1477
01:10:32,144 --> 01:10:35,356
- Hi. What are you doing here?
- Zoe invited me.

1478
01:10:35,397 --> 01:10:39,026
What? You said to invite anyone
I know who likes to get crazy.

1479
01:10:39,068 --> 01:10:41,028
It's a nice tacky
sweater, by the way.

1480
01:10:41,070 --> 01:10:43,697
I didn't know it was
a tacky sweater party.

1481
01:10:44,573 --> 01:10:47,283
[Tyler] What is all of this?

1482
01:10:47,284 --> 01:10:48,953
Have you completely gone
chestnuts?

1483
01:10:48,994 --> 01:10:50,454
Anderson might be
a little angry,

1484
01:10:50,496 --> 01:10:52,373
but I haven't cost him
his job, Ty.

1485
01:10:52,414 --> 01:10:55,625
We just wanna make sure he doesn't
unwrap this poor little girl

1486
01:10:55,626 --> 01:10:57,044
before Christmas Eve. Okay?

1487
01:10:57,086 --> 01:10:59,421
I mean, he should be thanking me.
The investors love it.

1488
01:10:59,463 --> 01:11:03,175
What about you? Looking like
a desperate, crazy person?

1489
01:11:03,217 --> 01:11:05,803
Because I completely don't know
who you are anymore.

1490
01:11:05,844 --> 01:11:08,681
If you came here to lecture me
like my mother, Ty,

1491
01:11:08,722 --> 01:11:10,599
you can leave, okay?

1492
01:11:10,641 --> 01:11:11,952
We're just having
a little bit of fun.

1493
01:11:11,976 --> 01:11:14,561
When did you become such a...
sourpuss?

1494
01:11:14,603 --> 01:11:17,064
When did you become
such a sour apple?

1495
01:11:17,106 --> 01:11:19,358
I'm sorry.
Is everything okay here?

1496
01:11:19,400 --> 01:11:22,528
Yes, yes. This...

1497
01:11:22,569 --> 01:11:23,946
is Ty...

1498
01:11:23,988 --> 01:11:25,281
Tyler. Tyler.

1499
01:11:26,323 --> 01:11:27,700
Your old assistant?

1500
01:11:27,741 --> 01:11:30,994
- Old assistant?
- He didn't mean that.

1501
01:11:30,995 --> 01:11:33,622
Zoe and Murphy
aren't my real assistants.

1502
01:11:33,664 --> 01:11:35,457
- Mm-hm.
- Tyler is!

1503
01:11:35,499 --> 01:11:38,877
Rudolph! It's time for singing.

1504
01:11:38,919 --> 01:11:41,004
[Tyler] I'll be leaving now.

1505
01:11:41,005 --> 01:11:44,049
Looks like you're wanted
on stage anyway.

1506
01:11:45,301 --> 01:11:48,012
Merry Xmas, Livvy.

1507
01:11:51,515 --> 01:11:53,017
- [Zoe] Come, come.
- [stammers]

1508
01:11:54,351 --> 01:11:56,353
- Just one minute.
- Okay.

1509
01:12:06,322 --> 01:12:10,159
♪ Once upon a time
in a faraway kingdom ♪

1510
01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:13,954
♪ Santa made a promise like
he thought he could keep one ♪

1511
01:12:13,996 --> 01:12:17,540
♪ Santa, baby, this is not
the story you thought you knew ♪

1512
01:12:17,541 --> 01:12:23,422
♪ 'Cause this little missus
has a little surprise for you ♪

1513
01:12:23,464 --> 01:12:27,176
♪ You've been bad, bad, bad
to some good, good, good gals ♪

1514
01:12:27,217 --> 01:12:30,262
♪ Made us mad, mad, mad
if you couldn't tell ♪

1515
01:12:30,304 --> 01:12:33,723
♪ You've been real, real busy
breaking hearts for Christmas ♪

1516
01:12:33,724 --> 01:12:37,019
♪ And now you're
on my naughty list ♪

1517
01:12:37,061 --> 01:12:42,775
♪ It's a stormy Christmas
The wind is gonna blow ♪

1518
01:12:42,816 --> 01:12:46,028
♪ Chill you to the bone ♪

1519
01:12:46,070 --> 01:12:48,864
♪ Leave you all alone ♪

1520
01:12:48,906 --> 01:12:52,409
♪ It'll be okay ♪

1521
01:12:52,451 --> 01:12:55,579
♪ The blues are here to stay ♪

1522
01:12:55,621 --> 01:12:58,749
♪ You can make 'em go away ♪

1523
01:12:58,791 --> 01:13:00,583
♪ But first you're gonna pay ♪

1524
01:13:00,584 --> 01:13:01,918
♪ Hmm! ♪

1525
01:13:01,919 --> 01:13:05,255
♪ It's gonna be
a stormy Christmas ♪

1526
01:13:05,297 --> 01:13:08,634
♪ It's gonna be
a stormy Christmas ♪

1527
01:13:08,675 --> 01:13:12,054
♪ It's gonna be
a stormy Christmas ♪

1528
01:13:13,305 --> 01:13:16,432
♪ For ♪

1529
01:13:16,433 --> 01:13:19,311
♪ You ♪

1530
01:13:19,353 --> 01:13:21,522
[crowd cheering]

1531
01:13:21,563 --> 01:13:24,733
Yeah! Right on! Right on!

1532
01:13:24,775 --> 01:13:29,905
That song was dedicated to all the
jerks who done us ladies wrong!

1533
01:13:29,947 --> 01:13:32,783
What is this?
What's going on here?

1534
01:13:32,825 --> 01:13:36,036
- It's payback.
- For doing us wrong.

1535
01:13:36,078 --> 01:13:38,038
Anderson, what is going on here?

1536
01:13:38,080 --> 01:13:39,622
These are all
my crazy ex-girlfriends.

1537
01:13:39,623 --> 01:13:40,725
That's what's going on here.

1538
01:13:40,749 --> 01:13:42,126
[scoffs]

1539
01:13:43,335 --> 01:13:44,378
The Charity Santa.

1540
01:13:44,420 --> 01:13:46,839
That was you, right?
And then the broken skates.

1541
01:13:46,880 --> 01:13:49,466
And the O'Dwyers that I smell
on your breath.

1542
01:13:49,508 --> 01:13:51,176
And the eggnog.

1543
01:13:51,969 --> 01:13:53,595
It was you. Wasn't it?

1544
01:13:53,637 --> 01:13:55,472
Oh, you bet your
sweet little butt it was.

1545
01:13:55,514 --> 01:13:56,890
[Zoe] This is what happens

1546
01:13:56,932 --> 01:13:59,101
when you cheat on nice girls
with other nice girls

1547
01:13:59,143 --> 01:14:01,979
who become friends
to seek revenge.

1548
01:14:02,020 --> 01:14:03,814
Anderson, is that true?

1549
01:14:04,815 --> 01:14:07,192
- Megan, these girls are crazy!
- Is it true?

1550
01:14:07,234 --> 01:14:09,652
Livvy and I were over by the
time you and I started dating.

1551
01:14:09,653 --> 01:14:11,447
And what does it matter
when it ended?

1552
01:14:13,699 --> 01:14:15,033
It matters.

1553
01:14:15,075 --> 01:14:18,078
'Cause men like you give men
like us a bad name.

1554
01:14:19,580 --> 01:14:21,373
[gasping]

1555
01:14:23,000 --> 01:14:25,127
That was for you too.

1556
01:14:30,716 --> 01:14:32,176
[whispering] Thank you.

1557
01:14:39,099 --> 01:14:40,100
Guys.

1558
01:14:49,443 --> 01:14:50,527
Hi.

1559
01:14:53,322 --> 01:14:55,032
Can you talk?

1560
01:14:55,824 --> 01:14:57,326
Your check's on the dresser.

1561
01:14:57,367 --> 01:15:00,245
I'll have a crew sent over
after the holidays to...

1562
01:15:00,287 --> 01:15:01,538
clean the place up.

1563
01:15:02,539 --> 01:15:03,916
I'm sorry...

1564
01:15:06,210 --> 01:15:08,754
that I didn't tell you the truth
about Anderson.

1565
01:15:08,795 --> 01:15:10,172
I mean, I tried to, but...

1566
01:15:10,214 --> 01:15:13,300
Was that before or after
you tricked me into hiring you?

1567
01:15:15,469 --> 01:15:18,472
Did it ever occur to you that
I could lose my job over this?

1568
01:15:18,514 --> 01:15:19,973
No.

1569
01:15:21,058 --> 01:15:23,560
Not at first, but eventually.

1570
01:15:23,602 --> 01:15:25,872
I mean, that's why I tried
to keep the girls out of sight.

1571
01:15:25,896 --> 01:15:28,899
And then when I realized what I
got myself into, it was too late.

1572
01:15:31,276 --> 01:15:32,735
Hmm.

1573
01:15:32,736 --> 01:15:35,256
When you said that Anderson had
taken advantage of all these girls,

1574
01:15:35,280 --> 01:15:36,925
I didn't want you to think
I was one of them.

1575
01:15:36,949 --> 01:15:39,575
You were the first guy...

1576
01:15:39,576 --> 01:15:41,161
who hasn't treated me that way.

1577
01:15:41,203 --> 01:15:43,914
That's exactly
how you treated me, Livvy.

1578
01:15:45,082 --> 01:15:46,917
You played me like a fool.

1579
01:15:46,959 --> 01:15:51,046
You even had me believing that this stupid
holiday romance was the real thing.

1580
01:15:52,089 --> 01:15:54,757
Everything I felt for you,
Carter, here...

1581
01:15:54,758 --> 01:15:56,260
it was all real.

1582
01:15:56,301 --> 01:16:00,472
I didn't expect to fall for you
during all of this.

1583
01:16:00,514 --> 01:16:04,267
We just wanted to get back at
Anderson for making a fool out of us

1584
01:16:04,268 --> 01:16:06,812
and show him he couldn't
keep doing this to every girl.

1585
01:16:06,853 --> 01:16:09,982
I didn't... mean to make
a fool out of you.

1586
01:16:12,276 --> 01:16:14,778
Do you know
what it feels like to be...

1587
01:16:14,820 --> 01:16:17,447
lied to and cheated on
over and over again?

1588
01:16:20,450 --> 01:16:21,702
No.

1589
01:16:21,743 --> 01:16:23,161
No, you wouldn't.

1590
01:16:23,203 --> 01:16:26,289
That is... That is such crap.

1591
01:16:26,290 --> 01:16:28,291
Livvy...

1592
01:16:28,292 --> 01:16:30,168
Anderson didn't make
a fool out of you.

1593
01:16:30,210 --> 01:16:33,046
You girls, you did that
just fine on your own.

1594
01:16:33,088 --> 01:16:35,924
I mean, I understand that it
hurts to have your heart broken.

1595
01:16:35,966 --> 01:16:37,718
I've had that before.

1596
01:16:37,759 --> 01:16:39,635
Okay, but I what
I don't understand

1597
01:16:39,636 --> 01:16:43,307
is why you would continue to let someone
who's hurt you have so much power over you.

1598
01:16:43,348 --> 01:16:46,768
Anderson doesn't have any power
over me. Not anymore.

1599
01:16:46,810 --> 01:16:47,978
No, Livvy...

1600
01:16:49,062 --> 01:16:51,315
Anderson has had
all the power over you

1601
01:16:51,356 --> 01:16:54,484
on every decision that you've
made since the day you met him.

1602
01:16:55,944 --> 01:16:57,404
And even now,
after he cheated on you

1603
01:16:57,446 --> 01:17:00,115
and left you,
he still has all the control.

1604
01:17:01,491 --> 01:17:02,993
Don't you see that?

1605
01:17:11,376 --> 01:17:14,588
No. You wouldn't. Would you?

1606
01:17:16,965 --> 01:17:18,175
[sniffs]

1607
01:17:24,181 --> 01:17:26,433
[Murphy]
It feels good, doesn't it?

1608
01:17:26,475 --> 01:17:29,227
Finally socking it to Anderson
the way we always dreamed?

1609
01:17:30,646 --> 01:17:32,064
You know, in a way.

1610
01:17:32,105 --> 01:17:36,068
But in a way, it doesn't
really change much either.

1611
01:17:36,860 --> 01:17:38,528
What are you talking about?

1612
01:17:38,570 --> 01:17:40,465
I don't know about you,
but I'm never going to forget

1613
01:17:40,489 --> 01:17:42,783
that look on his face
when he found out.

1614
01:17:42,824 --> 01:17:44,409
That was classic!

1615
01:17:44,451 --> 01:17:47,037
[sighs] I don't know.
Maybe Carter's right.

1616
01:17:47,079 --> 01:17:49,748
Maybe we're not very good
at picking good men.

1617
01:17:51,333 --> 01:17:53,794
So, what? We should date down?

1618
01:17:53,835 --> 01:17:56,088
- Ew.
- No.

1619
01:17:56,129 --> 01:17:58,757
No. We should date... up.

1620
01:17:58,799 --> 01:18:00,717
You know,
like raise our standards.

1621
01:18:02,886 --> 01:18:05,554
How? In a world
where there aren't any.

1622
01:18:05,555 --> 01:18:08,433
Maybe that's the problem.
Maybe if we...

1623
01:18:08,475 --> 01:18:12,895
stopped settling for less
and start expecting more...

1624
01:18:12,896 --> 01:18:14,690
others would follow suit.

1625
01:18:14,731 --> 01:18:15,732
You think?

1626
01:18:18,735 --> 01:18:20,654
You're really smart.

1627
01:18:21,863 --> 01:18:23,739
I know.

1628
01:18:23,740 --> 01:18:27,285
You learn a lot eavesdropping on
third-graders while they eat pizza.

1629
01:18:37,879 --> 01:18:39,339
[laughter]

1630
01:19:01,570 --> 01:19:04,614
So, Murphy and Zoe told me
where you found them.

1631
01:19:07,200 --> 01:19:11,747
I checked out all my fans
on "rateyourex.com."

1632
01:19:12,873 --> 01:19:14,124
Wow.

1633
01:19:15,083 --> 01:19:17,502
I wanna sue you all
for libel and slander.

1634
01:19:19,045 --> 01:19:20,505
But I won't.

1635
01:19:21,673 --> 01:19:23,133
'Cause I deserved it.

1636
01:19:25,927 --> 01:19:29,264
You know, I know that there's not
much I can say at this point...

1637
01:19:30,307 --> 01:19:32,225
but I do want you to know...

1638
01:19:35,937 --> 01:19:37,355
I'm really sorry
for hurting you.

1639
01:19:38,148 --> 01:19:39,941
It's not you.

1640
01:19:39,983 --> 01:19:41,526
It's me.

1641
01:19:41,568 --> 01:19:44,237
When things in my life
get too serious,

1642
01:19:44,279 --> 01:19:46,615
for whatever reason...

1643
01:19:46,656 --> 01:19:48,658
I shut down.

1644
01:19:48,700 --> 01:19:50,744
Well, I don't think
it's entirely your fault.

1645
01:19:52,162 --> 01:19:53,997
I think we all put you
on some pedestal

1646
01:19:54,039 --> 01:19:56,416
that... you didn't
really belong on.

1647
01:19:58,502 --> 01:20:01,630
You know, the funny thing
is Megan didn't.

1648
01:20:01,671 --> 01:20:04,800
I think that's what
I really liked about her.

1649
01:20:04,841 --> 01:20:07,844
Not to say that you don't have
your own amazing traits.

1650
01:20:09,137 --> 01:20:12,515
I mean, not only are
you one of the most...

1651
01:20:12,516 --> 01:20:17,479
beautifully kind and quietly generous
people that I have ever met...

1652
01:20:18,355 --> 01:20:20,732
But look at all this. I mean.

1653
01:20:20,774 --> 01:20:23,692
You are one heck
of a party planner, my friend.

1654
01:20:23,693 --> 01:20:27,823
Even if it was just to...
decimate a guy that...

1655
01:20:29,491 --> 01:20:31,868
a guy that you once
hoped to marry.

1656
01:20:33,620 --> 01:20:36,289
A guy that didn't deserve you
in the first place.

1657
01:20:38,083 --> 01:20:39,918
So if you end up
with old Carter...

1658
01:20:42,629 --> 01:20:44,673
I think you'll find
it gets better.

1659
01:20:44,714 --> 01:20:46,215
Well, I don't know
if that's gonna happen

1660
01:20:46,216 --> 01:20:47,884
because I really screwed
that one up.

1661
01:20:49,553 --> 01:20:50,971
You're not gonna fire him,
are you?

1662
01:20:51,012 --> 01:20:52,556
No.

1663
01:20:52,597 --> 01:20:55,224
Of course not.

1664
01:20:55,225 --> 01:20:56,702
I am gonna have
a little chat with him

1665
01:20:56,726 --> 01:20:58,788
about letting wily women affect
his work performance though,

1666
01:20:58,812 --> 01:21:01,731
because apparently I wrote
the book on it.

1667
01:21:05,402 --> 01:21:07,362
Will you please forgive me?

1668
01:21:08,405 --> 01:21:09,865
Well, it's Christmas, Anderson.

1669
01:21:09,906 --> 01:21:12,659
What kind of person would I be
if I didn't? Mmm?

1670
01:21:13,952 --> 01:21:15,954
- Thank you.
- Yeah.

1671
01:21:17,706 --> 01:21:18,874
[sighs]

1672
01:21:18,915 --> 01:21:20,166
Did you lose your investors?

1673
01:21:20,208 --> 01:21:23,085
Aaah, yup. Yeah. I think so.

1674
01:21:23,086 --> 01:21:26,256
I tried giving them my two tickets
to the "Nutcracker, but..."

1675
01:21:26,298 --> 01:21:28,258
- "No danke!"
- I'm so sorry.

1676
01:21:28,300 --> 01:21:29,759
Oh. Whatever. Admit it.

1677
01:21:29,801 --> 01:21:33,388
You, you enjoyed watching Megan
dump me just a little bit.

1678
01:21:33,430 --> 01:21:35,765
Yeah, I enjoyed the heck
out of it, but you know what?

1679
01:21:35,807 --> 01:21:38,602
You deserve to be better
for yourself next time too.

1680
01:21:39,769 --> 01:21:40,812
Deal?

1681
01:21:42,147 --> 01:21:43,356
Deal.

1682
01:21:44,608 --> 01:21:46,442
- [Anderson laughing]
- Last one.

1683
01:21:46,443 --> 01:21:48,403
- Okay.
- Yeah, just last time.

1684
01:21:48,445 --> 01:21:51,281
[Anderson] Yeah, right, Lefty.

1685
01:22:11,843 --> 01:22:13,887
Livvy, honey. You know when
you're depressed,

1686
01:22:13,929 --> 01:22:16,222
that dessert counter only
compounds your problems, right?

1687
01:22:16,264 --> 01:22:17,984
I'm not depressed, Mom.
I'm just eating pie.

1688
01:22:18,016 --> 01:22:21,644
Honey, it's obvious you're still
hurting over Anderson.

1689
01:22:21,645 --> 01:22:24,022
And this pie is not gonna help
get him back.

1690
01:22:24,064 --> 01:22:25,190
So, why don't you

1691
01:22:25,231 --> 01:22:27,484
give him a call and wish him
Merry Christmas!

1692
01:22:27,525 --> 01:22:29,985
Maybe he's thinking
about you too today.

1693
01:22:29,986 --> 01:22:32,322
Anderson was...

1694
01:22:32,364 --> 01:22:34,407
everything
that I thought I wanted,

1695
01:22:34,449 --> 01:22:37,535
just nothing that I needed.

1696
01:22:37,577 --> 01:22:39,161
What?

1697
01:22:39,162 --> 01:22:40,664
A friend.

1698
01:22:41,998 --> 01:22:44,459
And... just because I...

1699
01:22:44,501 --> 01:22:45,919
have a guy I can have fun with

1700
01:22:45,961 --> 01:22:49,338
or some girlfriends to sing
karaoke, it does not mean

1701
01:22:49,339 --> 01:22:51,925
that I will ever
stop needing you.

1702
01:22:53,134 --> 01:22:55,344
I will always need...

1703
01:22:55,345 --> 01:22:56,972
shopping on Sundays

1704
01:22:57,013 --> 01:22:58,807
and homemade pumpkin pie.

1705
01:22:58,848 --> 01:23:01,350
And maybe if Dad's
not looking, then...

1706
01:23:01,351 --> 01:23:04,270
we can sneak out and sing
some karaoke together.

1707
01:23:04,312 --> 01:23:07,523
Well, I was with the women's
chorus when I was in college.

1708
01:23:07,524 --> 01:23:10,443
- I know, I heard!
- Hey, hey, hey.

1709
01:23:11,695 --> 01:23:15,824
Honey, you know I just want you
to have a good life, right?

1710
01:23:15,865 --> 01:23:16,992
I know.

1711
01:23:17,033 --> 01:23:19,494
So, whatever makes you happy,

1712
01:23:19,536 --> 01:23:21,705
I'm happy for you.

1713
01:23:23,373 --> 01:23:25,792
- I love you, sweetie.
- And I love you.

1714
01:23:27,210 --> 01:23:30,922
I feel like if I had like one
last slice of pie, I'd be done.

1715
01:23:30,964 --> 01:23:35,927
No more pie. And... No.
Out of sight, out of mind. Go.

1716
01:23:38,471 --> 01:23:41,557
♪ And I ♪

1717
01:23:41,558 --> 01:23:47,022
♪ Remember it all too well ♪

1718
01:23:47,063 --> 01:23:50,608
♪ I close my eyes ♪

1719
01:23:50,650 --> 01:23:56,572
♪ And I can touch,
taste, smell ♪

1720
01:23:56,573 --> 01:24:00,493
♪ And I am there... ♪

1721
01:24:02,412 --> 01:24:04,497
- Hi.
- Hi.

1722
01:24:04,539 --> 01:24:06,416
I got you something.

1723
01:24:06,458 --> 01:24:09,210
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.

1724
01:24:09,252 --> 01:24:11,254
- Hug?
- Hug.

1725
01:24:11,296 --> 01:24:13,882
- I missed you.
- I missed you.

1726
01:24:15,133 --> 01:24:18,261
- Okay, is that still...
- Yes!

1727
01:24:18,303 --> 01:24:19,512
- It is?
- Yes!

1728
01:24:19,554 --> 01:24:20,865
- I didn't think it was open.
- It's open.

1729
01:24:20,889 --> 01:24:22,974
- You can leave it right there.
- [knocking on door]

1730
01:24:26,144 --> 01:24:27,729
[gasps]

1731
01:24:27,771 --> 01:24:29,397
Hey!

1732
01:24:29,439 --> 01:24:32,233
Hi. How are you?

1733
01:24:32,275 --> 01:24:33,651
Thank you!

1734
01:24:33,693 --> 01:24:36,696
- Good to see you. You look nice.
- Thanks, darling.

1735
01:24:37,989 --> 01:24:42,327
♪ We laugh until
our stomachs hurt ♪

1736
01:24:42,368 --> 01:24:45,454
♪ And I ♪

1737
01:24:45,455 --> 01:24:50,043
♪ I wouldn't want it
any other way ♪

1738
01:24:50,085 --> 01:24:53,421
♪ These December days ♪

1739
01:25:03,223 --> 01:25:04,766
Hey. This just came for you.

1740
01:25:06,434 --> 01:25:07,727
Thanks, Kay.

1741
01:25:16,486 --> 01:25:18,029
That from anyone special?

1742
01:25:19,656 --> 01:25:22,157
I don't know. What is special?

1743
01:25:22,158 --> 01:25:25,954
I mean, what constitutes as special
for one man could constitute as a...

1744
01:25:25,995 --> 01:25:29,124
complete waste of time
for another. So...

1745
01:25:29,165 --> 01:25:30,165
Ouch.

1746
01:25:31,334 --> 01:25:32,961
Hey, I can take that.

1747
01:25:34,546 --> 01:25:36,798
'Cause you're right.

1748
01:25:36,840 --> 01:25:39,092
Somehow I treated Livvy
like a...

1749
01:25:40,176 --> 01:25:42,845
complete waste of time.

1750
01:25:42,846 --> 01:25:45,765
Well, look. From one guy
who lived to regret it...

1751
01:25:46,891 --> 01:25:48,893
Don't you make
that same mistake I did.

1752
01:26:10,915 --> 01:26:13,877
- [lively chatter]
- [jazzy music playing]

1753
01:26:17,714 --> 01:26:20,800
You two have done
an outstanding job.

1754
01:26:20,842 --> 01:26:22,135
Thank you.

1755
01:26:22,177 --> 01:26:23,511
I'm not sure I'll ever hire

1756
01:26:23,553 --> 01:26:27,055
that cranky old party
planner again.

1757
01:26:27,056 --> 01:26:28,558
Credit actually goes to Ty

1758
01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:31,895
because he did the whole project
from start to finish.

1759
01:26:32,896 --> 01:26:36,816
Ty... Have you met
my son, Gregory?

1760
01:26:36,858 --> 01:26:38,735
- Nice to meet you.
- Hi.

1761
01:26:39,736 --> 01:26:41,487
Do you wanna grab a drink?

1762
01:26:41,529 --> 01:26:43,156
Sure.

1763
01:26:51,122 --> 01:26:53,666
- Hi. Hi.
- Hello.

1764
01:26:53,708 --> 01:26:56,252
Wow. It's nice to see
young love still exists.

1765
01:26:59,422 --> 01:27:02,091
- I wanted to say thank you.
- For what?

1766
01:27:02,133 --> 01:27:05,261
I realized I've never had
true girlfriends before.

1767
01:27:05,303 --> 01:27:08,096
My mother always said: "Never trust
a single girl around your man"

1768
01:27:08,097 --> 01:27:10,558
because she will always
stab you in the back."

1769
01:27:10,600 --> 01:27:13,561
Wow! I think what she meant
to say was that you

1770
01:27:13,603 --> 01:27:16,397
can trust a true girlfriend
around your man...

1771
01:27:16,439 --> 01:27:18,024
'cause if he screws you over,

1772
01:27:18,066 --> 01:27:20,193
we'll stab him in the back
for you first.

1773
01:27:20,235 --> 01:27:21,944
Yeah!

1774
01:27:21,945 --> 01:27:23,445
- Cheers!
- Cheers!

1775
01:27:23,446 --> 01:27:25,490
To Santa's
three favorite reindeer.

1776
01:27:25,531 --> 01:27:27,784
- Mm!
- Cheers!

1777
01:27:35,792 --> 01:27:37,961
- I'll be back.
- Oh yes.

1778
01:27:39,295 --> 01:27:41,631
I think they're gonna kiss.

1779
01:27:44,259 --> 01:27:45,927
- Hi.
- Hi.

1780
01:27:47,762 --> 01:27:49,722
What are you doing here?

1781
01:27:49,764 --> 01:27:52,642
I came here to tell you
two things.

1782
01:27:53,518 --> 01:27:55,310
One.

1783
01:27:55,311 --> 01:27:58,273
Please don't ever put
almond milk in my cereal.

1784
01:27:58,314 --> 01:28:01,651
'Cause I am deathly allergic
to almonds.

1785
01:28:01,693 --> 01:28:03,486
[Livvy] Yeah.

1786
01:28:03,528 --> 01:28:05,780
And... Two.

1787
01:28:08,324 --> 01:28:11,327
Spring sign-ups for my softball
leagues start next week, so...

1788
01:28:12,328 --> 01:28:14,080
How about I sign us up?

1789
01:28:17,333 --> 01:28:19,334
I would love that.

1790
01:28:19,335 --> 01:28:21,169
- Yeah?
- Mm-hmm.

1791
01:28:21,170 --> 01:28:22,838
Yeah.

1792
01:28:22,839 --> 01:28:25,633
- Come on. The countdown is starting.
- Okay.

1793
01:28:27,343 --> 01:28:29,178
- Come on.
- Hi. I'm coming.

1794
01:28:30,471 --> 01:28:35,184
[all] Ten, nine,
eight, seven, six,

1795
01:28:35,226 --> 01:28:39,314
five, four, three, two, one!

1796
01:28:39,355 --> 01:28:42,775
[cheering]

1797
01:28:56,205 --> 01:29:00,208
So, you're the handsome,
grounded young bachelor

1798
01:29:00,209 --> 01:29:03,713
that Tyler said I was destined
to meet on New Year's Eve.

1799
01:29:04,547 --> 01:29:06,049
My question is...

1800
01:29:06,090 --> 01:29:10,553
Do you donate your entire
Christmas bonus to...

1801
01:29:10,595 --> 01:29:12,555
the Red Cross every year?

1802
01:29:12,597 --> 01:29:14,140
- No.
- No.

1803
01:29:14,182 --> 01:29:16,642
No, but I have been known to
volunteer as a Charity Santa,

1804
01:29:16,684 --> 01:29:18,561
every couple of years
if I'm able to.

1805
01:29:18,603 --> 01:29:22,648
Well, Mr. Bolton I am...
very excited

1806
01:29:22,690 --> 01:29:24,859
to see your sexy Santa outfit.

1807
01:29:24,901 --> 01:29:27,612
Oh, well. Ho ho ho.

1808
01:29:27,653 --> 01:29:29,238
Still not funny.

1809
01:29:31,324 --> 01:29:32,825
Merry Christmas, Livvy.

1810
01:29:33,826 --> 01:29:35,328
Happy New Year.

1811
01:29:35,370 --> 01:29:38,664
♪ Once upon a time
in a faraway kingdom ♪

1812
01:29:38,706 --> 01:29:42,418
♪ Santa made a promise like
he thought he could keep one ♪

1813
01:29:42,460 --> 01:29:45,671
♪ Santa, baby, this is not
the story you thought you knew ♪

1814
01:29:45,713 --> 01:29:50,385
♪ 'Cause this little missus has
a little surprise for you ♪

1815
01:29:52,220 --> 01:29:56,182
♪ You've been bad, bad, bad
to some good, good gals ♪

1816
01:29:56,224 --> 01:29:59,185
♪ Made us mad, mad, mad,
if you couldn't tell ♪

1817
01:29:59,227 --> 01:30:02,771
♪ You've been real, real busy
breaking hearts for Christmas ♪

1818
01:30:02,772 --> 01:30:05,691
♪ So now you're on
my naughty list ♪

1819
01:30:05,733 --> 01:30:08,403
♪ It's a stormy Christmas ♪

1820
01:30:08,444 --> 01:30:11,489
♪ The wind is gonna blow ♪

1821
01:30:11,531 --> 01:30:14,659
♪ Chill you to the bone ♪

1822
01:30:14,700 --> 01:30:16,953
♪ And leave you all alone ♪

1823
01:30:17,787 --> 01:30:20,873
♪ It'll be okay ♪

1824
01:30:20,915 --> 01:30:23,960
♪ The blues are here to stay ♪

1825
01:30:24,001 --> 01:30:27,588
♪ But you can make
them go away ♪

1826
01:30:27,630 --> 01:30:30,675
♪ But first you're gonna pay ♪

1827
01:30:30,716 --> 01:30:33,761
♪ It's gonna be
a stormy Christmas ♪

1828
01:30:33,803 --> 01:30:36,222
♪ For you ♪

1829
01:30:37,807 --> 01:30:41,185
♪ I thought we'd have a wedding
but it ended with shotguns ♪

1830
01:30:41,227 --> 01:30:44,355
♪ Blew my heart to pieces Should've
listened when they said run ♪

1831
01:30:44,397 --> 01:30:47,315
♪ You never thought
it would come back around ♪

1832
01:30:47,316 --> 01:30:50,528
♪ I bet you never thought
you'd be the talk of the town ♪

1833
01:30:50,570 --> 01:30:54,156
♪ You're not the only one
who's got little helpers ♪

1834
01:30:54,157 --> 01:30:57,410
♪ To be kind of honest
you're not even clever ♪

1835
01:30:57,452 --> 01:31:00,328
♪ Finally figured out ♪

1836
01:31:00,329 --> 01:31:03,708
♪ Karma never fails to show you
what you're worth ♪

1837
01:31:03,749 --> 01:31:05,960
♪ It's a stormy Christmas ♪

1838
01:31:06,002 --> 01:31:09,422
♪ The wind is gonna blow ♪

1839
01:31:09,464 --> 01:31:12,383
♪ Chill you to the bone ♪

1840
01:31:12,425 --> 01:31:15,720
♪ Leave you all alone ♪

1841
01:31:15,761 --> 01:31:18,598
♪ It'll be okay ♪

1842
01:31:18,639 --> 01:31:21,349
♪ The blues are here to stay ♪

1843
01:31:21,350 --> 01:31:25,020
♪ But you can make them
go away ♪

1844
01:31:25,021 --> 01:31:28,191
♪ But first you're gonna pay ♪

1845
01:31:28,232 --> 01:31:31,152
♪ It's gonna be
a stormy Christmas ♪

1846
01:31:32,278 --> 01:31:33,988
♪ For you ♪

1847
01:31:58,888 --> 01:32:00,973
♪ All my life ♪

1848
01:32:01,015 --> 01:32:04,268
♪ I believed
in certain fairy tales ♪

1849
01:32:04,310 --> 01:32:06,854
♪ Some things
you just don't outgrow ♪

1850
01:32:06,896 --> 01:32:08,396
♪ Finding my king ♪

1851
01:32:08,397 --> 01:32:11,733
♪ No, I'm not letting go
of those dreams ♪

1852
01:32:11,734 --> 01:32:15,112
♪ My life can be free... ♪