He is the first Girl sees me naked.
Indeed we are 7 years old At that time, but I have a feeling.
Actually there is something about the first girl you played with a doctor with...
or maybe that's all you saw your package and didn't run away.
Whatever it is, Allison and I are made by each other. Well suited.
So, when the family moved, I knew someday, somehow...
fate will bring we are back together
Berke.
Berke Landers.
This is me, Allison. Allison McAIlister.
From all dining rooms in all schools around the world...
That day he entered my body. That is a perfect romance.
I date the most beautiful girl in school
And the cool part, we are still playing doctor
Forthe the first time in me alive, I fell in love...
and I know it will happen last forever.
Wow, am I a stupid donkey?
We have to talk.
You know, everything in life, _ even really great things...
run their course finally, right?
Fading trends, bread molds...
dead people
I think...
Remember the first time when we kissed?
Feelings, sparks?
Now, now when we kiss...
that feeling is rather...
is kind of gone.
And Berke...
I packed most of your things. I think it will be easier.
Thank you.
My parents, Frank and Beverly, they have hosted relationship assistance...
"Love Problems", sounds really cool.
- This maximizes pleasure for both. - Exactly, right
While simultaneously, it allows for face-to-face intimacy...
Coolio knows what we're talking about about. Do you want to take it for spin?
We will be back soon.
- I have the CD you want, mama. - Thank you, dear.
Guests are so fussy when You have never heard of their music.
You went home so fast last night. Don't make it too flat.
- Is everything okay with Allison? - Not. So maybe we can talk about it.
Berke, you know the rules. When we don't feel bright, we...
- I don't really want to talk about it - I believe that word is "share".
Frank, apparently, Berke has a problem with Allison
- Snafu on the communication channel? - Boundary problem?
- Codependency? - No, not like that.
- Five minutes, people. - Sex.
He dumped me.
Poor baby.
This might not be the best place to talk about this - I want to go home. - You will be fine, man.
This will be better than the fine. Viewing this is completely new and interesting...
Hey, is that my sister?
Hey, grabby hands, step away from his sister.
Shouldn't you be like a pajama? Jammy hours or what?
Am I, a year younger than you? It's hard to say from your gift.
- Young roller knife. - That is a big gift.
- Sure. - Can I help you?
Come on, there's a guy on the corner who's going to break our navels for free
- What? - He is here. He is here.
- So? - I told him I'd go out of town
He will be weird when he finds me here
Al, you are free now. Don't you think he needs to start dealing with it?
You should have seen his appearance His face, Maggie. He is broken.
- This will be a while until he is finished. - Are you sure you overcame this?
Allow me.
Who is that? Ouch!
Is this like the first time in America?
Well... lucky right?
Do you listen to for this candy?
My father is in foreign service. So I spent the last few years abroad.
Shanghai, Netherlands.
In Amsterdam, I toured a little with a pop group called Swing Town Lads.
- You know, I know he looks familiar. - And the accent? Sounds like Madonna.
- She's here. - Who, Madonna?
No, Allison.
- That's perfect. - Not. You don't go there.
You go there, you might like put your stick on the biscuit.
That will only make you walk it. You don't want it, it's bad!
Felix, I've made sadness again from your last three relationships.
- thank you - Are you okay?
Yes. Yes. I think so.
This is a rough and messy boy there. Glad I was here to arrest you I'm glad of you too.
Do you want to dance?
- She's not your girlfriend anymore! - Maybe it's not a bad thing.
Next year, you will go to a different place school. Will you marry her?
- Who married a high school friend? - And don't say McCauley Culkin.
I thought I would call him.
No! Negative! Have pride, man!
You have called him Already 4o already.
- Step aside! - Damn it!
I stand at attention whenever you are close
Full speed forward, son Because it's clear
that you are my love S.C.U.D.
- He calls himself the Striker. - "Love S.C.U.D."?
So what did you say when? did he give it to you?
I don't know He invited me out.
Don't be too indifferent about that, girl
I think the boy is a razor.
It's funny to see you after all this time
- My Lord! - Berke, no, no!
And the way you see me understands that you aren't impressed I heard you let a little my friend
Take off your party dress
Allison
I can't believe you're dating loser for a year Did you hear that? Neighbors are yelling at you, Berke. Come on.
My goal is
Berke, your goal sucks.
All right, a little to the left. What direction do you think left?
If you go with your instincts and Reverse it, we have something.
How difficult is this? I'm very alone, I guess.
- I tried. You intimidated me - You scared me Understanding?
How do you dress at morning? Do people enter?
"Midsummer Night's Rocking Eve"?
Shakespeare Classic with a touch of contemporary music.
Hello? My God, how did you get this number?
You must be joking.
Alright, the man is not Sense or he really hates us.
I think it's a bit of both.
- Lazario, how is that lobotomy? - As as.
What's with his smile? A week ago, You fell into a mode of rejecting people.
- You passed the end or what? - No, I got 57.
- Ouch. - Hello ladies.
I'm sorry, man. I mean, it must suck.
- Only mild annoyance. - See? Yes, there it is, okay?
- If he wants the clown, leave him. - Yeah, for now too.
What do you mean?
If I will lose Allison, it will not go into shit like that.
- He likes something about him. - Yes, of course
Come on, Landers! Wake up out there!
Fancy Movement, Crazy Legs.
- On your face. - God, that's him again
- How can they take it seriously? - Just be aware, man, you messed up.
I don't think so. I think I can take this "Backstreet" beard.
Good tricks, Landers, capture the ball with your face Then thinking you know, you will shoot 3 pointers with your butt
Berke.
Berke, stop! Berke, will you let me see it?
- back to practice. - Berke, talk to me
I just don't understand how you can change me with this guy Berke, nobody can change you, you know
It's only time to continue.
Does everything work smoothly? is great with this striker?
No, it's just... it's different, you know. I mean...
He's not like other people our age. He is sophisticated and...
We will even try spring music together.
You hate theater
No, I don't.
"Fairy band captain, Helena is near."
- I understand every other word - Berke!
- Hi. - What happened to your face?
- Long story - Will you try the show?
Somewhat. So... Maybe.
You know, if you are serious about it, I'm a little good at that.
Have you ever heard the songs? He is only Josie Mitchell next.
- "Joni" Mitchell - I really can use some help
So tomorrow, coffee?
- Goodbye - See you later - "If you are serious, I am good." - Shut up!
Do you see Dennis staring at for me again? I told you!
The first thing we need to do is choose out a monologue for your audition
This, this is good. Lysander, here.
"He didn't see Hermia, Hermia drove you there."
No, wait, you can't run all the words together. It doesn't work like that.
It's okay. We will start from the beginning . It's hard to understand...
but once you enter it, the story is actually good.
So Hermia, this girl is here...
Now Hermia has everything A girl can ask:
Cool clothes, nice patterns, and he chooses whichever man he wants.
But from everyone in the Greater Athens area...
Hermia's heart belongs to the handsome young nobleman Lysander.
This will all be perfect if is not for Demetrius.
Hermia's father already He promised him.
He is just as charming and handsome as Lysander. Maybe more than that.
Not to mention, Demetrius will stop does not make Hermia the bride at all.
This leaves quite a lot Lysander is messed up.
Okay, I understand. You make it very easy.
We just started.
I didn't try to win an Oscar here, I tried to get my girlfriend back.
Thank you.
Hi how are you? Hi, new face! How are you today?
I am Dr. Desmond Forrest-Oates, Art Chair...
and all that is hoopla.
The purpose of this process is to separate the wheat from the husk.
And I think we might be amazed by that Among us is a new sparkling star.
Our next school... Now, we're next Peter Wong.
Hey, Petie, cool clothes.
Those who don't make a cut don't give up. There is always a stage crew.
If you have conversed with him crew, you know how nice it is.
I'm kidding. I can't help it. You are my egg on. That's the problem.
All right, the procedure will happen very, very, very basic We will start with the singing audition, okay?
So release them diaphragm, children
It's time to impress.
Where the bee sucks There is someone sucking me
In the cowslip bell I'm lying
There I couch When the owl cries
On the back of the bat I fly after summer cheerfully
Look, here it is Can't you see
A simple smile from you can free me
I will show love to you, if you
see the girl in it
- That was fun. Who is the composer? - I'm actually
I'm sorry, do you expect it? applause? This is not TRL.
Who is next? Bentley Scrumfeld...
one of the original Swing Town Lads, if I'm not mistaken.
- I see you know your group of boys. - I follow popular arts.
- For me, they are very marijuana. - If you don't mind...
I want to accompany me.
Put it.
Which of these is my personal favorite type.
It's so funny Seeing you for so long, girl And the way you see me understands that you aren't impressed But I heard you let it be my little friend
Take off your party dress
I...
Allison
I know this the world killed you
Allison
She's the best. He's the best we've seen so far.
My goal is right
Very good, Mr. Striker! That is indeed very impressive!
That's...
- Well, if there is no one else... - wait!
- Can I help you? - Berke Landers I am here to audition.
Berke Landers. Goodie for me I want to read the monologue by Oberon, in the third action.
Well, I can't wait to hear that. But first I need to hear your singing audition.
- Excuse me? - We sing first then read later.
Jessica, can you help me here? I'm drowning in quicksand with this boy.
- Sing first. Read later. - Sing first. Read later.
- what song - any song you want
Kiss a little longer Make it last a little longer
Projection, Mr. Berke! Projection.
Kiss a little longer Stay close a little longer
Hold tight a little longer Again with Big Red Big Red Freshness survives past it
Your fresh breath continues and when you chew it
So say goodbye a little longer Make it last a little longer
Give your breath one fresh immortal
with Big Red!
- What is happening? - Chester messed up the rubber tree.
- What are those, some expressions? - No, no. My aunt dog is with us.
Apparently, he has some sort of hormonal imbalances.
- Is Kelly there? - What?
- Kelly, your sister, is she there? - Why?
Because he helped me today. Just put him, okay?
Good. Wait, please
Berke Landers. Since when my friends started calling you
from today.
So how am I?
You really... okay
- I think you know about the song. - small details
- You're cute - Want to tell Allison?
- I hope you come into play. - What?
Felix? I can hear you breathe!
Hello?
Alright, everyone, pass by! Get out of the way
Section, please Excuse me. Thank you.
Good...
Demetrius! Congratulations, beautiful Hermia.
- You're kidding me. - I know you will get it
Okay, guys, this place will rock
Choir? You must destroy me
Helena? My Lord!
- Good news. - sorry I have my heart set it.
- That's good. - Listen, here it is Let's hope the attendant number three doesn't have a solo.
- Felicitations, Miss Woods. - Thank you very much.
- This is the main role. - I know.
Methinks you You better not damage it.
I remember what was beautiful Bobby De Niro once told me.
Well, not for me, but I read it in an article.
And that's about landing big role What he says is...
"Only because God bless you, Does not mean...
there is nothing else sneeze coming."
Anyway, I'll see you on Thursday training. You too.
Dr. Forrest-Oates, that sort of will be a problem
Look, next week, we have all the basketball playoffs Let me tell you something, bub:
This is your play! I want you to take it seriously!
I want you to give it half dedication, only half...
which I gave myself!
To be or not to be, is the question
It's salad day.
Although this is good.
Thursday, all of this. Jock head
Let's go, Jessica. Do you? Come on, come on.
Excuse me, I'm a teacher. Thank you.
Let's go, let's go.
Where do you go, man
Landers?
So in addition, Lysander loves Hermia, who loves Lysander...
but engaged to Demetrius, who is the object of Helena's affection.
Now, do you see the pleasure? Everything is in chaos.
Mickey Rourke said a beautiful thing things about having fun
He is in a very large place Liza Minelli is throwing...
Mr. Landers, It's very nice to be able to join us.
And thank you for not taking a shower. What a super instinct.
The secret to all this, you see, is that our four young lovers...
it's not like their control romantic destiny as they think.
Because in the forest we have what
- Fairy tales. - Fairy, fairy! Spirit, spirit!
In particular, Titania, Oberon and Puck.
- Steve little - "Steven"
Who likes to manipulate the human heart for sports.
It's really fun to see a bunch of fairies...
- Little Steve, you have wings. - You, guts out of your ass Come on, guys, let's start some problems.
Fair Hermia, that's how is very hot and so on
- Hey, red, follow us - You can't see us, but you will obey.
Yo, man, someone cheats your girl Time to kick ass.
Demetrius, what are you saying?
Relen, sweet Hermia, and you, Lysander...
... give a title that is valuable to you. - just in case
- There is no sword fighting in this game. - Now, there is now.
Go away.
When it rains, it pours.
Mr. Landers!
Do we have REM?
Shakespeare's music, call my sister...
- He helped me out - My sister?
- Yeah. He knows what he is doing. - Whatever. This is not about him.
This is about you who pursue Allison. Sorry, this is bullshit.
I'll see you out there.
That's it. We must find The child is someone, fast.
You are not just arbitrarily changing someone's mate.
I mean, look at that old woman "Giant". He never forgets it.
I'm not just talking about anyone. Are you still shopping with Dora Lynn?
Yes. Last week, he almost took it out half class with a nail gun.
So he is rather awkward.
Thanks to the good old Lynn, Bergwell must take the bullshit up.
We didn't ask for it built an apartment complex, right?
- Why do you think he would do it? - Your problem. I take care of Berke.
Dennis heard it directly. The girl really entered you.
- No, that's bullshit. - Why did I make this?
Okay, I'm presenting it here with a golden opportunity.
Stanley Cup blind date
New Zealand Prize for Rosner High. The eyes, the mouth, the shelf...
Did you forget something?
- Okay, he's a little accident-prone. - The girl is a walking disaster.
- Where he goes, bullshit happens - My Lord.
I mean, weird bullshit happened
He missed six years of high school. He's coma for God's sake.
Berke, she's beautiful, she's built
He is willing to reduce the standard. I don't see anything wrong with this.
- it's your turn to get the ball - I don't understand, you understand Hey, Dora Lynn. Dora.
- I ask this help to ask. - Favor, what kind?
Berke, don't be nervous. I'm here because I want to be.
- Me too. - We have never had the opportunity to speak.
I think it has a lot to do with the fact that I'm busy with Allison...
... and you have your hands full of... - Comma thing?
Yes.
You know, Berke, It's all about new beginnings.
Those things about me bad luck, ancient history
I move with my life, and you move with you.
Sorry.
Do you excuse me for a moment? I have to... Urinating?
Waiter, can I have some more tea?
Tits!
Please check!
I'm dreaming of a boy A very special man I wish I could pick it fairy from the sky
to cast the spell over my pride and joy
I'm dreaming a very special child Time. Time.
That's not good. I can lie to you...
but I will do you harm, because it's just bad
You must be committed.
I'm dreaming of a boy A very special man Then: I wish I could pick it
I want to see you pick it, you know? We will talk about this later.
Enter, Theseus. Now, officer...
a naughty applicant is spooning with his master's daughter.
This is really a scandal.
So you have to look surprised, amazed. Let's see you look shocked.
I say shock, Mr. Landers, is not constipated God. Go on, Del.
Go bid the hunter. Wake them up with their horns!
What can I do You will tell me if you have a stroke.
- What? - What?
Are you lost?
No, actually I registered for the stage crew, and I...
Stage crew Then shouldn't you be there?
Right.
My God, I will answer in amazement, half asleep, half awake.
I came with Hermia there. Us The goal is to leave Athens.
Where can we, without the danger of the law of Athens, get married.
- Save for the night show, Wong. - sorry, attacker
You know what, I will ask what You even did here!
But if there are strangers dazzling the way to have a crush on my ex-girlfriend...
I might do the same. Only I have the bigger part.
You dropped your sword I'm very sorry. Great game.
Substitute.
- Sorry, there was a big accident. - You're lucky I'm not Bobby Knight.
We got a playoff, and you have an obligation for the team. Go now!
Yes sir!
I'm leaving now
- I'll see you later. - Deep sleep.
Don't stop because of me.
Sorry. I have never been able to play original piano at home So, I've been a guy busy lately.
Yes, dating Pyromaniac, showing my ass in public.
Now, that's all in the name love right?
Right.
- Play me something. - Not.
- Come on, sounds good - I'm embarrassed.
I like to write songs, but...
- What's the problem? - Well, you are auditioning.
Forrest-Oates hates my song.
Well, I admire you for doing it You are out there like that and...
For whatever it's worth, I think it's a very good song.
Thank you.
This is the song I wrote.
- A, B, C, D, E, F, G - God!
Continue.
H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P
Show off.
How do you feel about _ a half-naked woman?
- Can you tell us where we went? - Dennis and I discussed and decided...
that this is true What you need.
It seems that we are very special guests with us tonight
A young man recently turned with his old ladylove.
See you later, Casanova.
I have something for you - What is that? - Monday. You know what it means
Look at my grand shape of corselet!
POLICE! I want to see some IDs, and I want to see them fast!
- My Lord! - sorry
Can someone drop me off?
Please! Jesus! Mother of God!
I have to say you surprised us, Berke.
This is not every day the police tell you Boys are stuck in a sex club.
- It is said, we have discussed... - And we just want to say...
... we are very proud of you. - What?
To continue your life Most children are your age...
is a lacking method dealing with heartache.
But no, sir. You go back to the horse.
- Or should I say the use of suspension? - Stop!
I was just arrested. Isn't it supposed to be You become annoyed or something?
Why? Sexual curiosity is very natural
We just don't know you're curly. Hey, who is for frozen yogurt?
Sounds good to me. But Berke might want to go home and polish the rocket.
Yogurt good.
- Okay, Dennis - What?
Bring him up.
Women and men, introducing inmates number 6943.
Bravo, Landers! Bravo!
You know, you really need an amazing picture
I will be careful with that accent. You sound like Mary Poppins.
I don't know what you are blathering about, but if I were you...
- What? - Are you wearing makeup?
That's it.
Be careful, Landers, I believe You are trivial with danger!
Who keeps nunchakus in their pants?
Peter Wong is down!
Look at the bright side, Wong. You are a singer, not a dancer.
I will kill you, you kiss, pretentious, swing-city-twit!
This is my theater! My show
Forrest-Oates is my special friend - It's intense. - I've never seen a bone like that.
Okay then. Everything goes Alright, according to the paramedics.
Actually, Peter will return on his feet in a short time.
Still, in beautiful words Kevin Spacey: The show must continue.
Since the curtains in three days, I received an offer from volunteers...
for the role of Lysander.
Lower your hand, little Steve
No, striker, you already have a role Yes, I know. But I want it to nominate someone
Now, it's really flattering indeed...
but I don't think anyone can maybe stay with you young people.
Actually, I'm referring to for Berke Landers.
Now, that's an interesting thought. Any other ideas?
Which one might I use? Put your hands down, little Steve!
He is green to confirm it, but rightly so shows certain enthusiasm.
I entered
- You're on - Yeah, I'm in
Jessica, contact Domino's. We will be here for a while.
And keep on icing your front ass! Swelling continues without sugar!
And I need you! Not really.
- So how many swords do we have? - Seven.
- Eight. - If Allison doesn't appreciate it...
Then what?
- I heard your dialogue, you are fine. - Yeah, but what about singing?
Now, the music sucks, especially my song
- Why don't you write it back? - Forrest-Oates will never look for it.
Kelly, you're the best at playing. You know more than him.
Yes, but look like that
Forrest-Oates only made me lead. She's an idiot, Allison.
- My name is Kelly - What did I say?
- Allison - No, I don't.
- you did - I'm sorry.
- Prepare to die. - You shouldn't play with it.
For... Place it below. Put it... Kelly...
We have an 18-year-old white man puncture wound to his left arm.
- I'm sorry. I think it's a prop! - I want to see it.
- No, don't look at that! - This is very bad, isn't it?
No, it's okay.
Here. Listen to me Berke, the doctor will fix your arm
I will help you practice, and You will be the best Lysander.
And your arms really aren't that... My God!
I only said that Thursday night You kept Kelly's ass until 12:15.
Felix, this is Kelly, okay? He helped me out with that part.
Keep an eye on him. Some theaters People have a reputation as...
- Gay? - That's what they want you to think about.
I will watch him.
- So when did your parents leave? - Tonight Don't ever think about it.
- What? - I hear your brain is planning a party.
No, I'll see you later. I have to get something - Why did he go to the music store? - He might buy tap shoes.
Which only shows further I mean, my friend
That person is very terrible needs a party
- I know you are busy Only one second - Miss Woods, please, come in A nice hair clip.
- I want to talk to you about my song. - "Pocket Full of Dreams."
I originally wrote it song for Miss Diana Ross.
Miss Ross, I have written it very well groovy song! I think you will!
That's my hand, buddy!
Miss Ross, Miss Ross! Diana!
Unfortunately, lawyers are involved and then...
bullshit, bullshit, crap...
and then, the next thing You know, there is no agreement.
- This is a good song I like it. - It's fun to write.
I wonder if you don't want to think if I make a few suggestions.
Did you make some suggestions?
"A tired night, Ignore your watch."
I just thought... You know, like you said, the song really doesn't work.
I want you to help me, If you want, Miss Woods.
I want you to read this poster and say what is written at the bottom
"No food or drink is allowed to enter the auditorium at any time..."
It was said, "12 original songs by Desmond Forrest-Oates."
- that part - Yes, that part.
It doesn't say, "Additional lyrics with a little loss of sassy pants."
You know, some of them lyrics are Shakespeare's
And what is your last song? humming from "Macbeth"?
Bill Shakespeare is truly amazing poet, but Burt Bacharach he is not.
- Sorry I'm late. - No problem. I just got lucky.
- Chester! - We need to find this dog on a date.
- So how about Forrest-Oates? - Bigger bastard than I thought.
- This will make you feel better. - Gift? Berke.
- First we practice, okay? - OK.
So that's how the girl is what I have to have I will tell you why
It's 21 hours to play, and I'm actually starting to suck again.
Let's put the song beside for a while We will work on some dialogs.
We are at the point where Theseus has just awakened everyone.
Alright.
- Hi. - Hi.
Okay, the scene between you and Hermia. So pretend I'm Allison.
- Sure. - As difficult as possible.
No, please.
So Theseus said, "Go, wake them up with their horns."
Hermia said, "Methinks I see things with eyes apart...
When everything seems double."
Okay, I understand.
My lord, I am amazed...
half asleep, half awake.
I came with Hermia, there.
Our goal is to leave Athens where we can get married
And then there is the kiss, it will be with Allison
Right.
In this case...
Dirt. What?
- Let me take a picture Berke is there - Felix, where are you
Big parties. Hey, listen, say Berke he might want to stop by.
- Some people ask about him. - We have to go to your house Alright, I'm impressed. The number of voters is not as bad.
- Where is Felix? - Dude, you have to really breathe, man.
- Looks like you will be knocked out - I'll look for it here
You realize, I will kill him.
- If it's not my beaute co-star. - Have you ever seen my sister Felix?
Fair Helena, you are very tense. Some are nervous before appearing, maybe?
Or maybe some love for certain you know who?
- You! - Berke! What's up, what are you thinking
What I think What I think
- What are you talking about? - What did you see in this wank?
Maybe you can take me out to the porch and... strengthen me.
Damn, that's the striker.
- Listen, see you on the show. - What happened?
- Nothing. Just a little Tomfoolery. - Felix, I handle that
No, you are being handled by the skin pants here There is a difference.
- I think you better leave. - Come on, I'm playing with Allison?
You know how damned it is. Where is the grub? This way? Thank you.
Guys, is it just me or this? Blow tastes rather funky?
There are pieces.
Hi. I've been wondering where you have been
We have to talk about the Striker.
No no. You will stop for nothing, will you?
Allison!
Attackers
- Allison! - Maggie.
Allison, I'm very sorry.
You all can go to hell.
Hey you...
sorry about this whole party My brother is a little bastard.
Somewhat?
I'm seriously considering saying it the mother where she saved her porn
That is a joke.
Kelly, why are you hanging out with me
You have better things to do than waste your time with poor losers.
- You are not a loser, Berke. - Allison thinks that.
Allison is an idiot.
I have done everything for the girl
He doesn't understand.
I can't do this
Kelly, I think you're great, but we can't do this
You are Felix's sister
- Basic. - Kelly, wait a minute.
That's wrong!
- What was that? - Not what you think
Did it go to you?
Alright, why am I suddenly glad we left the initial conference?