. De de.
. De de de
. The first couple is drunk.
. Fell in the captain's trunk.
. Doo doo doo doooo.
. The police must come and take him away.
. Sheriff John Stone.
. Why don't you leave me alone?
Yeah yeah.
. Well, I feel so broken.
. I want to go home.
Ha ha ha!
Hey, you're not nervous, right?
Little.
Oh, Sam!
You are a young man who is kind, caring, and responsible.
And I know that if you just become yourself...
Everyone will love you just like us.
And that is a whole heck of a lot!
Ohhhh!
Love you, friend
Mmmm!
I love you too.
Thank you.
Yes, man, short is new height!
Are you sure he's a senior?
A good haircut.
Thank you. M-My mother cut it.
You must be Sam Leonard!
Yes. - I'm the principal of Hayes
But if you prefer to call me Marcus...
That's fine with me.
Thank you. Thank you, Marcus.
Come on, I'll take you to your locker.
I just want you to know what pleasure is...
to have you join our student body for your senior year.
I'm fine- I'm glad I'm here too, sir.
Great! Really great!
Of course, your parents have told me...
that you are running a Math Association scholarship.
That's quite an achievement.
Well-II haven't won anything except-
but thank you.
This is your locker This is one of my favorites.
This... is your welcome package.
Going possum
Sam, you have a great first day!
Hey, Jack!
It's the fantastic new sneakers you have.
What are you listening to?
Oh, that-it's nothing.
No, I like it, what is it?
Uh, Sloop John B by The Beach Boys.
Shhh! - Who?
Uh, they were the pioneers of surfing music in the 60s.
Oh. Can you sing the song you hummed...
so I can see if I know it?
All right... alright.
Um...
. So fly the John B. screen
. See how mainsails are set.
. Call for captain Ashoooore.
. Let me go home.
Do you know that? - No, no, keep going.
. I want to go home.
. Yes, Yes, Yes.
. De de de de
. De de de
They can't hear you, little one!
I... I don't know the others.
You have to strengthen, newbie.
And... I'll go with...
something more like Surfin 'USA...
or Little Deuce Coupe.
Alright, let's hit the rain.
Hey, wait a minute. Who is it... Sam Leonard?
I got your parents' notes...
and wearing a bathing suit in the bathroom is fine.
Thank you, sir.
You need a note to get out of the gym.
Uh... no
Condoms
Actually, I'm just looking for a little guidance.
What exactly does this have to do with me?
Are you not a guide?
Oh yeah. Forgive me. Have a seat, friend.
Don't drop anything "Why don't you tell me a little about your problem, name?"
Today is my first day here...
and-and I think this school might be different...
but I was really killed.
"Life is not a sprint, it's a marathon."
Oo, alright... eh, right
I started being myself, you know?
I - I try to be friendly and kind...
but... obviously I did something wrong I believe that is Thomas Jefferson who once said...
"Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom."
Come on, man! I need real help here.
This is my senior year, you know.
I definitely can't do another year as a short and weird kid.
Listen, what do you want, friend? Do you want a tail, what is it?
No! I... I mean, yes, someday, but...
Not what I was looking for. I just - I just want one last shot to cool.
Yeah, and I want to stay next to the Xanax factory, without the key.
That won't happen.
Listen, I know where you come from.
I've been there once, okay?
A rough childhood right?
Mother drank too much, dad came in and out of prison, right?
My father is a flight attendant for-
Sorry, your father's flight attendant?
Okay, I'm sorry Okay, a-are you good at anything?
I am a middle school guidance counselor...
with freakishly high tolerance...
for prescribing pain medication
You think this is my dream You think when I was little I had a poster...
on the guidance guidance wall?
Listen, if you want to get something out of life...
You have to put a few rounds on the ball, okay?
You want — you want the kids here to like you at school, you lie.
Lying about who you are...
where are you from, what did you get
They will trust you because they are stupid, okay?
In fact, if you remember one thing...
of your 5 years of high school...
in our society winners always lie...
and liars always win.
And don't do drugs.
. Let me go home.
. Why don't you let me go home?
. Lower the screen of John B.
. Raise John B's-.
. Feel so broken. -. Yeah-eah-eah!
. I want to go home... Chug-A-chug.
Ha ha ha!
Hey, hey! What about us-
I'm sorry... But you have to leave now.
Thank you.
Dude, sweet like sugar syrup.
Uh, yeah, I know it's really embarrassing...
my parents dropped me off...
while I, um... uh...
Porsches are in the shop.
Do you have a Porsche?
Yes, he got everything...
pimpim out now
So, uh, just, you know...
keep it... D.L.
Hey, um, idiot. - Oh, hey
When you sign this photo yourself...
You misspelled Carmen.
Heh heh
Yes, man, who is Camren Electra?
Ah, let's come to those who
That's not-that's not cool.
I mean, everyone-
everyone knows that he...
dyslexia
Believe me, II know...
sh-he is a friend from behind on L.A.
Big girl
You know, now I think about me...
Pretty sure she's dyslexic.
Yes, do you know what? I think...
I also remember reading something about it.
Where are you going - Kyle?
I know...
Of all the others...
I have chosen you
Excuse me?
I don't have time to do my homework...
Can you hand over your homework?
I don't have it.
Well, why is that?
M- My dog eats it?
Ha ha ha.
Your dog eats it?
Uhh...
He has this talisman and he constantly eats my homework.
I'm not sure that joining a no-homework club...
your first week here...
is the best way for you to get a math scholarship.
Singing again forced?
Oh, hey.
I'm Annie
Sam.
Good morning, reader - Morning, Mrs. Moran.
Hey, Mrs. Moran.