Thank you.
Really, you are too kind.
- Kel, you're burning tonight. - Thank you, Luke.
Listen, why don't we go out and celebrate? Get some steaks, maybe a few beers.
Luke, I appreciate that You come to every show...
and sometimes don't faint until I'm offstage...
but I'm not interested in in you romantically.
- I'm sorry. - Well, not yet.
But just wait. I'm like Hurricane Luke.
- Soon I will destroy you. - Well.
Hey, friends, what are you doing here? I think you flew to Florida tonight.
Our charter companies went bankrupt and all other flights were booked.
So you decided to give up spring break vacation to stay here?
Why don't you just drive, Alexa?
What drive? Daddy took my car, and I wheeled suitcase did not have a machine.
But we know someone by car, don't you, Kel?
See, spring break is a total mafia scene and everyone has one thing on their mind.
- I know. Why do you think I'm leaving? - He bought 23 bikinis.
- How do you swing it? - When my father saw all the accusations...
- I just told him about my therapist name Neiman Marcus. - Come with us to Miami.
- We will lose all our deposits at the motel. - That's not my scene.
Oh But is this?
Is that a beautiful decoration or a local resident who attracts you?
Must be locals.
What else will you do with your week off?
Imagine relaxing on a beautiful beach.
Pina colada Sippin ' with your two best friends.
- And if you don't come- - We will kill you.
Good.
Dude, this year spring break is rock.
I barely recovered from last year.
Nobody has 400 women run away in the mouth about you.
Listen, three clubs want us to promote a party.
I have lined up exclusive usage of the hottest broadcasters, and to complete...
I plan the ultimate whipped cream bikini contest rated...
by none other than Pennsylvania posse.
- Yes! Yes. Thank you. - Count me.
I'm not lactose intolerant. Besides that, this spring breaks, there is only one woman in my mind.
Eddie, please tell me you won't spend all the time visiting your grandmother again.
No, I've been chatting cyber with this girl for one year.
We will finally meet on spring break. He is very sexy. You must see the webpage.
This is very well designed. You click on his head-
I can't imagine with the same girl for a whole year.
- You can't imagine with the same girl all day. - It is true.
But then I'm genetically incapable of forming long-term relationships with women.
- Thank you. - That can't be proud of, Brandon.
Do you think I want to end like you?
Not functioning in the real world Because you were dumped by a girl.
Stacy didn't dump me. He is really busy.
- More than a year? - You don't let your emotions near you.
Do you know what? I like it.
Then? Do you feel nothing?
- If someone steals my car, I will be destroyed. - Certainly. Me, too.
- I mean, girl. -Just keep it simple- dinner, chat, taxi...
coffee, party, shower, taxi.
Sometimes he likes solid matching.
Coffee in the bathroom? That- Oh! Oh okay.
- here. - Finally.
Come on, Lex.
Hello! We can do it later. Let's go to the beach.
- Okay, we will come. - Come on!
Are you ready for the party? Then make a noise.
All my girls, Do you agree with me?
All my friends, Do you agree with me?
- Miami, are you with me? - Hi yourself.
- East Coast, are you with me? - Come on.
West Coast, are you with me? Come on!
Do you agree with me? Come on! Do you agree with me?
Hi.
Okay, friends, this is a match backup. We are male deer.
- There are baby deer out there. - behind it.
- What? - Female deer, it's called back.
That's where the girls lose interest, man. Too many details.
Very hard to believe You don't have a girl.
Maybe I should go back to the hotel room. What if Lizzie sent me an email?
Eddie, consider this as a training time before you meet him.
Besides that, just relax. You just arrived here. See the scene.
- Yes, do your moves. - I have no movement.
Take it from sir. Dude, you want to take the chicks, I'll give you a secret.
Do you want a crazy phone number and make them beg you to save it?
You will be a breakin heart ', better still, bustin heart'. Just follow me and Justin.
- And here we go. - And soon they will be happy for you.
God!
- Did you do something later? - Yes
Try to take the picture out of my head.
Please identify.
I swear, Officer, I experience temporary psychosis...
brought by heat and many people.
This is like this rare condition known as posterior spasmodica.
- This is very dangerous if you leave it out of control. - Right.
Has anyone ever told you you have beautiful eyes...
- Cutler Officer? - Thank you.
- Let me give you my number. - Cool.
- See you later. - Wait. This is not your number.
This is the ticket! Seventy five dollars. Humans!
- I think he likes you, friend. - Well. Very?
She has beautiful eyes.
We won't be here long enough to find out. Come on. Getting ready.
Shut up.
What about those people today?
- They show it off. - Men with curly hair are very cute.
- And he really examined you. - No, he doesn't.
- What is that? - BR & J Invitation.
They just throw the hottest set party on the East Coast, all of you.
I told you, these kids rule spring.
Wow. Kings get drunk and objectifying women.
- Where can I register? - Well, I plan to take part in the action.
No, Rich, wear an orange, and, Kelly bikini, please try and control...
and have fun.
I don't clench. Not me.
I trust you.
The girl on the beach is quite hot, huh?
- Oh yeah. - You don't even know which one I'm talking about.
- Who cares? They are all hot. - This special one, friend. I will find it.
Find him? You are crazy? A: There are a million sexy girls here.
B: The rule is not the second contact for three days.
Listen, we're only here for a week. So three hours is equivalent to three days.
You show him you're sexy for him, You will end up like a cyber boy.
This object doesn't even have a button. How will I enter?
What?
So, do you really think he looked at me?
Absolutely. If he is Superman, he has burned a hole in you.
- He might only be a dog. - There is only one way to find out.
- Let's find him. - We will never find it.
- Do you want to try? - No yes.
We will go to the best party and meet the hottest people!
- Hi beautiful. - Hi.
Do you want to include whipped cream bikini contest? I know how you can enter with a judge.
Sure. Um, I just don't know what my girlfriend will say.
Boyfriend? Oh, girl, tell your girlfriend to go hiking.
Why don't you tell him yourself?
Everyone is accepted.
Justin, you have to put us on the Margarita Madness list.
You know the rules. First come, first serve, except, of course, you, uh...
has one of them.
- Just show this to the doorman. He will let you cross the line. - Thank you.
And we will see you in the bikini contest.
So, are you with the BR & J party? What is your letter?
I am J, 'Justin. BR 'is Brandon.
So, what does a girl need to do to get the bracelet?
Well, it looks like I'm all out.
I got them! I got a bracelet!
- Let me go! - Let me there.
I got one.
Thank you.
- Hey, give me some bracelets! - Justin, we only need three!
We only need three more bracelets!
- Often here? - Hey, we met at the beach, right?
Yes. My friend calls me Kelly for short.
I'm Justin.
Thank you.
So, Justin, did you spend much time in the girls' room?
- I just need to escape quickly. - Me, too.
Total madness out there. There is even one person who distributes whipped cream bikini flyers.
Is that degrading or what?
We know you are there. You must go out sometime.!
- Your friend? - No, not really.
Um, look, I need to get out of here.
Okay, I'll tell you one little secret, but you can't tell anyone I say to you.
Alright, tell me.
Every girl's bathroom has a secret door to escape.
Girls, my hair doesn't want to even fit through there.
I'm from Texas. I have seen bigger.
- Are you sure about this? - Oh, yes. That won't hurt me one bit.
No, no, slow! That will leave marks.
- Are you okay? - Yes Fortunately, my body broke down.
Listening. I know this amazing burger burger by an open stage.
If you don't do anything later, maybe you want to go eat a burger or something.
Call me.
Good.
Excuse me. Are you alright?
I'm fine. I only spilled a little punch all my favorite clothes.
Here, let me help you. Come on. Sit here.
I'll be back soon to fix you, okay?
- Stay there. I will pass. -
Now, salt and soda clubs must get any stains.
Although, I don't know what to do if you accidentally spilled salt and soda in the club.
You are so cute.
I mean, it's funny what you say. You are not funny.
I mean, of course, you are sweet, but not in a way that makes me look easy. I am m-
- II am Rich. - I'm Carlos.
And you are funny too, but not in a way that makes you look easy.
It's nice to finally be able to meet a man in the spring break with courtesy.
- Thank you, but I'm not right - - Hey, Carlos.
Get moving. The table needs to be cleaned.
Hey. I want to know where you disappeared.
Actually, I met one of your friends earlier today. Is he, uh, here?
Who is it, Kelly? Oh, no, baby doll.
He might have gone home. I mean, he is not really the center of the party or anything.
Alright, alright, look. It's a bit awkward...
but, you know, we have, like, this instant connection.
Yes. I can't say it I didn't realize it.
Well, good, because I hope You can give me Kelly's number.
- What? - He gave it to me before, but I kind of lost it.
- Wait. Are you interested in Kelly? - Yes
You are the mayor of spring break and he's a shy bonnet from Amish.
Well, that's the problem. She's not a party girl.
Don't knock them until you try it.
Please help me. Can you give me my number?
After considering it again, You must really call him.
Sweet. Thank you.
With pleasure.
Then? Do you give your number to each man there?
Something like that.
That was fast.
Which one is that?
Nothing special.
I can't believe you asked for it friend number. That is very insulting.
- How is that insulting? - You might also say, Dog face, who is your friend? "
- You might send it into a depressed spiral. - Come on.
- Not that he has a problem getting a man. - Why don't you go for him?
- He likes his friend. - I don't even Which is he?
That's where you and I are different. You only pay attention to what's in front of from your face. This girl is different.
Okay, you take it differently. I will take heat.
Hi beautiful.
- So the person hasn't called? - What man?
- Down, girl. -Only people I met at Nikki's.
- Why don't you call? - I don't have the number.
- Do you like this man? - You can't give up after one day.
- Kelly, I know what your problem is. - Me, too.
I have two nosy friends who refuse to think about their own business.
- You don't take risks. - I say you keep looking for it.
And I say, continue. There are many other fish in the ocean.
And I go fishing.
Kelly, you shouldn't say a word. You know how he can.
- Rich, he isn't even the type. - You like it, Ex. That makes it his type.
That, and the fact that he is a man.
Bonds with whipped cream bikini, ladies. Do not be shy.
This is your chance in a lifetime. Make your dreams come true.
And mine too. Hey.
- Thank you. - You have to do this. You must do this.
- And you can bring your sister too? Are you a sister? - A thousand dollars?
Sorry. The kitchen is closed.
Hell.
Okay, I'll see you in front at 8:00.
Are you sure is the right place?
Positive. Come on.
It's a little different from the spring break crowd.
How did you find this place?
This is a local hangout.
- Do you like it? - This is amazing!
Well, have fun. We are among friends.
We're fine.
- Hey, come on. Let's go. - But we just arrived.
- No, I mean, come on. Let's dance. It is rueda. - Oh no. No, no.
Look at my eyes. You will be great. Trust me.
Good.
This is it.
- See you later. - Where are you going?
Hey!
That doesn't make sense.
No, what doesn't make sense are you spring break...
and you're still talking about the only girl who blew you up.
We have a very good connection in that bathroom.
- Oh, if I have a nickel for every time I say that - - You will have ten cents.
I remember. You say it twice.
Listen, J, I feel your pain. I know how it feels to be blown up.
- No, you don't. - But still, I know what the pain is like.
Do you remember when I broke my snowboard slide?
- The best way to forget this girl is to continue. - I'll take him out again.
Continue. Send another. Really humiliates yourself.
Come on. What's the worst can he say? Not?
Trust me. Denied with less embarrassing text.
Right.
Okay, spill it, and I need the details.
Last night it was magical. Carlos takes me dancing.
- We walk under the moonlight. - yawning.
- Oh come on. - Women and men-
Oh, look, this starts. Let's go!
- Are you ready to whip? - I will kill you.
Get me down!
- Let's give a big welcome to the contestant number nine! - What are you doing here?
We are judges. Now get slathered-
- A point that can go to me and I will hurt you. - He's cute. I like.
I will let my husband Justin do honor.
- Are you a BR & J party? - Not all. Only J.
- You set this. I do not believe you. - Cream shake!
Cream shake! - Start believing.
Hey, this is spring break, right?
And what do you want to see?
- Cream shake! - Come on. Being wild.
Being crazy. Come on.
- Cream shake! Cream shake! - It doesn't matter if I do it.
- Geez. - Cream shake! Cream shake!
Oh, it's so funny. Very funny. Hey, look at this?
Whoa! Friend!
Kelly, I'm very sorry. I don't know Justin was involved with that.
- That guy is a jerk. - Do you know what? I do not understand.
He looked very different when I met him. He looks good and funny.
See, Justin only needs someone at his own pace, and... you are slower.
Whatever. I will back to the hotel.
- Do you want us to come? - No, I prefer myself.
Hey you!
- Who, me? - Yes, we need the fourth one.
Oh, no, I met someone here.
We met on the Internet on Xena chat room. He's a big fan, like me.
Only fast games. Come on.
- OK. Only fast games. - Thank you for helping us.
- I'm Jeff. - Eddie.
Good, Eddie. You are right there. I will serve. Ready?
Alright, here it is. Let's begin.
- I got it. I got it. - Hit that! Hit that!
Are you okay?
I'm fine.
- What can I get for you? - I'll eat a bacon cheese burger.
- Triple bypass. - I will get a bypass on the side.
Of all places in Miami, do you have on this one now?
Actually, this is my favorite place. I'll take you here, remember?
- I'll take him away. - Let me explain, Kelly-
Let me help. You are a player and you go to spring break...
for this little teen party and spread whipped cream on women who think you're funny.
Wait. First of all, whipped cream is a small part of our business.
Uh, do you know what? Goodbye.
Kelly, wait. All contests, parties, sexy women...
it's all part of the business I started a long time ago.
- Pay for books and my house throughout the year. - Oh.
- Be your party's reputation, it just seeps. - Past.
Listen, I know we just met.
What can I do to redeem it?
You can shave all the hair on your head except here and here.
- Alright. - I am kidding.
Do you know what? You should really try hot sauce.
Oh, I'm sorry. I promise, I'm a little less tacky than you think.
- So what are you saying? - Napkins!
Right.
Do you know what will help you think better? By boat.
Smooth.
- So we are still at the marina at 4:00? - Yes, yes!
But if I see any sign nondairy topping, I'll leave.
You are on.
Still alive?
Seven hundred fifty dollars. Oh, man, I'm rock!
Cutler officer, you will be happy to know The contest was a big success.
The music is calm and the whipped cream is minimal, but tasteful.
And the beach, it will be deleted cleanly.
I was impressed. You follow the law, up to event permission.
Event permission?
You know, I have to warn you.
That's all dry land and the pickup truck where I came from.
If that makes you feel better, I can put a gun rack behind.
cute.
- Are you sure you know about ships? - Yes, of course. I have one when I was little.
Plastic, three inches long. Lost in a terrible shower accident.
Alright, here it is.
Good and easy.
- Are you okay? - Yes
How are you with seasickness?
I'm fine for the first ten minutes, but after that, you might want to step down.
Yes, thank you for the advice.
Look, there must be something going on between us.
Do you know what I mean?
So, did you bring all your girls here?
No, I mostly come here to think.
What do you think about now?
I'm thinking about how happy I am You gave me a second chance.
I am very prepared to rueda.
I have worked on this one step. Ready? Uno, dos, tres.
Ay, mama.
- What do you think? - Are you sure you're not from Havana?
- Carlos, I need you for dinner. - He can't. He is busy tonight.
- Please. - What's wrong with that girl?
I'll tell you what with me. You push yourself too much, treat him like dirt. You do not pay overtime.
Carlos, I didn't realize it You were very unhappy.
- Mr. O'Mara- - No no. Maybe you should take it the rest of the night off.
- Thank you. - In fact, take it every night. You were fired.
Mr. O'Mara, wait.
- What just happened? - I am so sorry.
- I don't think - - Of course you are.
You are thinking about yourself.
- Mr. O'Mara. Mr. O'Mara, wait. - Not.
So, thank you for a great day.
I even want to forget how it started.
It's good when some things go wrong, Because it makes other things go right.
- Well, it's inside. -
I got it fortune cookie.
Good evening.
- So I guess I'll see you on the beach tomorrow. Well. - Sure.
- Good night. - Good night.
- Brandon! Brandon! Move! - Ow!
I'm a friend of the promoter. Brandon, please let me in for free.
No problem. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
See you later.
Margarita Madness is the bomb. I made thousand dollars. Set a record all the time.
Plus, I met a Swedish girl named Inga and I only spilled her drinks three times.
- Another record. - Well, I will meet my internet girl.
Once he saw this bronze Adonis, he would know it was worth the wait.
- Whoa, whoa. Got milk? - My skin isn't like milk. That is alabaster. Thank you.
Plus, I have three hours prime tanning time before our date.
- Hey, I've been looking for you. - Well, you're lucky. I am here.
You invited my girlfriend last night to your little margarita party...
and your bouncer doesn't let me enter
And I didn't take rejection too well.
You know, there are really good explanations for that.
- What is that? - Tell him.
Officer, thank God. I swear, I was chased by giant steroids.
He is cruel and big and evil.
How much do I owe?
My bronze.
Well, I'd better go. I met Justin in an hour on the beach.
Kelly, I don't mean to blow up your bubble, but I don't know about Justin.
- Why are we friends with him? - I'm just trying to protect Kelly's feelings.
That person is a party animal. How do you know does he date a different girl every night?
Not me. I am only willing to take the opportunity.
- You have nothing in common. - That's what's cool about that.
I appreciate your attention, but you don't know how it feels to connect with someone.
- What does that mean? - Come on.
You are one billion different friends. You dance on the table.
That's who you are. Just like Kelly is good.
- Rich smart. - And you are...
- A party girl? - Yes, a party girl.
Maybe there's more for me than that.
Yes.
Justin, man, I know you met this girl, but you have to hurry up.
If you want this business to function, you must act professionally at all times.
Pool party in heaven.
Hot chicks, ten dollars. Guys, free. ' Oh, very professional.
Oh, good, typo. This is all your fault.
My fault? You are the only one that has been printed.
- You let me. You know I'm not responsible. -
I want to help, but you know I met Kelly on the beach.
Large. The copy shop is right on the road.
Change of plan. We met at Pearl. Opposite direction.
- Come on. - Have fun.
- Thank you, bro. - Call me.
Guys, it's free.
Oh yeah.
Cool, huh?
Woman.
Ho! Look at that?
- OK. - It's the way to go, bro.
What is happening?
God!
- Is Kelly here? -Justin!
- Hey! - Hey, Alexa.
I have to meet Kelly here. Do you see it?
Oh No, I don't know where he is.
He is rather crispy, but maybe he will appear later.
Meanwhile, why don't you just wait here with me?
Alright.
- Is there still no sign of him? - Not.
- He hasn't called too. Did he leave a message at the hotel? - No ma'am
I'm sure there is a very good explanation.
He'd better be hit by a car and he was in the hospital on his deathbed.
A priest gives him the last ritual.
I don't know. I don't think that should happen.
We both really various types of people.
- You don't have to be. - What do you mean?
Well, if he's big party promoter...
then let's to party.
Good. OK.
Where is he?
- The worst hotel ever! - Inga!
- This is just a misunderstanding! - You have seen my girlfriend!
I met my Internet girlfriend in two minutes at the bar.
I only have one layer of skin left! If you come near me, I will jump. I am not kidding.
- Do you want to be tried for murder? - Don't try to deny it, Brandon!
- I know you've seen it! - I'm not Brandon!
- I can't believe he saw a man like you! - What are you trying to say?
He matches, handsome man. Not stupid!
Good. Well, maybe this isn't about being healthy or handsome.
- Maybe he thinks I'm interesting for my mind, okay? -
- And my body. - Why did he do this to me?
Do you want to know the truth? Actually, this is not about me.
- OK? It's about you relationship with Inger. - Inga.
Inga. Right. I mean, if he is happy with you...
why is he having an affair with anyone, especially me, that fool?
And you came here to kill me won't solve anything, okay?
All you have is dead people, red dorks.
You're right.
Thank you?
Do you want to drink and talk again?
Yes. Certainly of course.
That sounds good.
You know this won't go away is further from friendship, right?
Yes, yes. You know it.
Here you go.
I just don't understand why Kelly blew me.
Are we still talking about him?
Listen, Justin, I'll do it parallel to you, baby.
You have to date someone who is a little wilder. That's who you are.
- It's just my reputation. - Precisely.
You are a party man and you need a party girl, like a president needs the first woman.
- Look, what I'm trying to say is that I'm not like that anymore. - Oh, Please!
Don't give me a speech how you have changed and grown up and found true love...
because below I know you are only looking for a very good time.
me. My idea is to have a good time with Kelly.
I have to go.
So he hasn't mentioned it yet is his girlfriend back home?
What?
He does this all the time with friends, Justin.
- You lie. - Is it true?
I just don't want you to get hurt.
I don't believe you.
Well, don't say I didn't warn you.
Light.
God, how can you curse me with a perfect body...
and the gift of persuasion?
Hey. This is Alexa.
Listen, I wonder if you can help me.
Yes. How fast can you get down here?
He always said I just took it for granted.
- You have to start paying attention. - Buy flowers. Right.
Not only that. You must listen to what he says.
- But I'm not interested in what he said. - Well. The point is, Greg.
- Do you love him? - Well that's how it is. I think. I mean-
Thoughts about him with other people, men, that only makes me crazy.
Good. Good. You love him.
That's good. That is good. Now- Now- Now, you have to fight for him. Heh!
- Emotionally, I mean. - Yes, you are right.
- I'm right, I'm right. - I can't believe I'm sitting here...
- enjoy a drink with that guy who mentioned my girlfriend. - Sunburn. Sunlight.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold it. You will all have the opportunity to photograph the BR & J style.
- Dude, friend! MTV has just appeared, man! - Thank you!
Now I can say in full certainty that I am ruling.
- Should we give them a discount for the entry fee? - Uh, no.
Don't dare try texting him again. He will feel you are desperate.
- Dude, I'm desperate. - Welcome to the world of women, my friend is broken.
You sent a message, Eddie E-mail. What about the small face-to-face action?
Prepare for all your losses in a party filled with one party.
- Do you give a discount friend of the promoter? - Because I'm ready for a party.
Hey, hey!
- Luke! - Who is he?
- His girlfriend. - So you have a boyfriend.
- He is not my girlfriend! - Then why did he kiss you?
- Why aren't you backing out, Sideshow Bob? - What are you calling me?
- Do you want to take this outside? - What is she doing here?
- We are outside, Tex. - Alright alright. Everyone is calm. No one wants to fight.
- Oh, take it! - Alright alright! Look.
There must be something fair An unfavorable way to solve this.
Okay, hover dudes, this is the rule.
You line up at the starting point. When whistle is blown, you start your pass.
You have to throw your beanbags to other hovercraft.
After five times, the two crafts return to the starting point.
The least of the other teams beanbags are the winners. You understand?
- Luke, you don't need to do this! - Calm down, sugar. I know what I'm doing.
It's like getting rid of a bull, 'except sand...
and in the water then returns to the sand again.
- Can you beat this clown? - Dude, of course.
Opportunities for Justin are two to one, Luke pays ten to one...
and of course, I get a 20% handling fee.
Are you ready?
Riders, ready?
Aim dudes, leave!
- Get away! - Whaddya have?
Luke! Yes!
Go, J!
Help him! Help her.!
Luke!
Luke, can you hear me?
You will be fine, Luke.
I brought it gambling on hovercrafts- not so legal.
No. Not too legal.
- Hey - Hey So are you okay?
- Yes I got five stitches, but I have to get well soon. - Good.
- Now, what are you doing here? - Well, Lex called and told me you needed me.
Alexa? Listen, I'm not sure who he is thinking, but, Luke, you and I are just friends.
Can't we be friends who keep going dating together and, you know, playing games?
I think more brother-sister-type friendship.
So this won't work?
No.
- You really know how to hurt a man when he comes down. - Luke, these are five stitches.
Still sick!
Hi.
People at Nikki Beach said you might be here.
You got a new job. That's cool
Yes.
Five and a quarter hours, peel the beans from the plate and fill the urinals with ice.
I live in that dream.
Listen, I just want to apologize.
- I feel bad about what happened. - Is it true?
Yes I understand. I think we like each other.
Look, Rich. What we both know is. This is fling spring-break.
You know, in a few days You will go back to your friends...
and tell everything your wild story.
You will tell them about the man you chose, except you won't even remember his name.
- But- - But some of us are at home, and guess what?
We want more than life too. We need our work!
So why don't you just do it all goodness and stay out of our lives?
Come to the biggest, worst, wildest spring-break party. Please come.
It's only five dollars coming in. I need money, and I'm not afraid to beg.
Please. Come.
This is your last chance to party until next year.
Hey.
Thank you for coming, Alexa.
With pleasure.
We need to talk about Kelly. How do you win it again?
- You can't. - What?
- Just forget him. - I do not understand.
I mean, continue. What does Kelly offer you?
There is nothing but lies and heartbreak. I mean, You deserve more than that - more.
Someone like me.
Listen, Alexa, I appreciate that, but I think you misunderstood me.
Justin, I'm here for you. All of me.
Alexa! What are you doing?
You made a big mistake, Justin.
Alright, add to my scoreboard.
Do you know how many men will kill to be in your position?
Do you think Kelly has what I have?
Carlos, what do you do here?
I came to apologize for everything.
You don't need to apologize. I am the person who should think of my own business.
Okay then. Continue.
You're right.
I have to stand for myself for a long time.
You know, I just had all these buildings frustrated, and- and I took everything to you.
Let me make it up to you.
How do you want to join me for an eight-course dinner at a five-star restaurant?
Carlos, you don't need to take me somewhere expensive to impress me.
I know I know. Do you like adventure?
Close your eyes. Adventure begins.
- I can't see. - Come on. Wait! Wait.
Turn on this road. It starts now.
Did you do this for me?
This is amazing.
You deserve extraordinary.
- Can we? - When do you have time to do this?
Hey. Are you there. Want to ask for something to eat? I am a starvin.
Yes. I imagine stabbing one Your best friend in the back takes lots of you.
- What are you talking about? - Alexa, first of all, why did you invite Luke here?
Good. I invited Luke here because I thought you were too deep with Justin.
Alexa, I saw you with Justin today.
Alright. I don't want to have to tell you this, but...
- But what? -Justin called me.
He said he needed to see me. He said it was important and didn't tell you.
And then he said the only reason he saw you to be close to me.
I told him that I was your best friend and I never betrayed you, and-
and that's when he tried to kiss me.
I don't want to tell you. I think we will all leave tomorrow...
and nobody knows about that.
Kelly, I'm very sorry.
Wow.
Exactly. Wow.
I'm sorry. I do not know.
You know, at least you found one thing.
She's not good for you, Kelly.
Excuse me. Are you Lizzie from the internet?
Good.
Excuse me.
Do we meet online?
Kelly!
Hey!
Kelly.
Sorry, friend.
Kelly! Uuh! Sorry.
Kelly! Wait! Come on. Where are you going? We need to talk.
- I don't have anything to say to you. - Why are you being like this?
- What should I do be like after what you have done? - I haven't done anything yet.
Alexa told me everything, Justin. He told me what you did.
What did I do?
You came to him! Or should I demonstrate it for you?
This might be the same little show You wear it for me, except without a boat.
I should have believed what everyone said about you in the first place.
I mean everything I say. And I did not come to him. He came to me.
- Really? Why did he do that? - To destroy us, Kelly!
Listen, if anyone gets angry here, it should be me.
You are hot and cold. First you blow I go, and then you leave these messages.
- What's the message? - What message?
That's exactly what I'm talking about. And you accuse me of being a player.
Well, you're the one playing a game with me, Kelly.
Do you know what? The game is over.
Hey, I'm going to refill. Do you want to drink?
- I will have it. - Well. Thank you.
- Are you okay? - Yes
No.
- Let's go back to the hotel. - Oh, Lex. Your phone.
Come on, all of you. Let's go.
- What are you doing? - There is no'!
How can you do this to me?
I don't know.
Ex, this is easy for you.
I mean, you make people see who you really are, and I'm always jealous.
I know I shouldn't. I mean, we've been friends for a long time, but...
Rich has a man and you have Justin.
I just feel like Miss Runner-up.
You have to believe that I don't mean to hurt you. I promise. I'm just-
I only think if I can Justin likes me, then...
maybe I can as well as you.
You are not like me, Alexa.
I will not do that to a friend.
Alright. Let's begin.
- Let's go. - We just arrived here.
- Let's just go. - Did I miss something? What?
- Come on. - Rich.
- Often here? -Justin!
I think you will leave.
me. Actually, I'm on the way to the airport.
- What stops you? - I did it.
T You think Are you already meddling enough?
Kelly, I told Justin the truth about everything I did.
I try as hard as possible to separate you. You keep coming back together...
and I'm queen from conspiracy.
This is fate. You two together.
So now, in the whole universe...
we are in the exact same place at the exact same time...
- feel the exact same way about each other, right? - Yes.
So how can you say is it not fate?
- Stupid luck. -
Whatever it is, feels great.
Do you see how this works? I only need one last push, one last hooray.
Go with a bang and not a whimper. Word up.
- You remember to pay for food and drinks, right? - Oh, yes.
- And Deejay? - Oh, yes.
- And of course, I got half. - And I go right...
one dollar.
Hey, Greg. How about you girlfriend? Do you accept my advice?
- We broke up. - What?
He just wants to have fun, party, drink, clubbing. I want real commitment.
I'm very sorry to hear that. I'm sure you will find someone special.
Thank you, friend.
Yes.
I don't mean to eavesdrop, but it's really good.
Oh Yes, you know, I'm kind of like a romance teacher.
You might not want to hear my sad story, but I spent the whole spring break...
looking for the man I met on the Internet.
Put your hands in the air and stay away from the pina colada.
What's more this time? I haven't solved anything yet. I have permission.
What do you want with me? For God's love, I only have one... dollar.
- Actually, all I want is a drink. - Whoa, you are beautiful.
And I'm not on duty.
So, do you still have the handcuffs?
Listen, I know this isn't your scene, but we don't have to stay all the time.
- Yo, wait. You haven't experienced spring break. - What are you talking about?
- Now you will party with me. - Oh, alright, let's party.
Well, let's go!
So, you promised to do it out to Texas?
Even if I have to take a hovercraft to get there, baby.
Oh, come on, you two. Stop sassy all. It's spring. Let's party. Whoo!
BR & J at home.
And this is how we do it.
This is how we do it for that.
Come on. Let's party!
- Partying here! - Partying here!
- Yo, honey. - Come on!