1 00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:22,000 2 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:46,400 ¶ When we're winning ¶ 3 00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:48,300 ¶ We'll be singing ¶ 4 00:01:49,600 --> 00:01:52,400 ¶ I get knocked down but I get up again ¶ 5 00:01:52,400 --> 00:01:54,100 ¶ You're never gonna keep me down ¶ 6 00:01:54,200 --> 00:01:57,100 ¶ I get knocked down but I get up again ¶ 7 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,000 ¶ You're never gonna keep me down ¶ 8 00:01:59,100 --> 00:02:01,400 ¶ I get knocked down but I get up again ¶ 9 00:02:01,500 --> 00:02:03,600 ¶ You're never gonna keep me down ¶ 10 00:02:03,700 --> 00:02:04,900 ¶ I get knocked down ¶¶ 11 00:02:04,900 --> 00:02:08,400 Halloween just got awesome, bitches! 12 00:02:08,400 --> 00:02:11,400 Prepare for the entrance of Lord Vader. 13 00:02:11,500 --> 00:02:15,000 Give yourself to the Dark Side. 14 00:02:15,100 --> 00:02:18,000 It's the only way you can save- 15 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:20,000 You wore the same thing last year. 16 00:02:20,100 --> 00:02:23,400 - You son of a bitch. - I'm sorry, guys. My codpiece is killing me. 17 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:25,000 It's totally restricting my junk. 18 00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:28,300 You're gonna spill it or fill it, dude? 19 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:30,100 Zoe. 20 00:02:30,200 --> 00:02:32,600 - Hi. - Oh, my God. It's been a long time. 21 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:35,200 - Yeah. - Yeah. 22 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:39,200 You are... something with tampons. 23 00:02:39,200 --> 00:02:41,300 I'm Picasso's Blue Period. 24 00:02:41,300 --> 00:02:44,500 - Get it? Blue Period. - Hmm. 25 00:02:44,600 --> 00:02:46,700 And you are? Corporate sleaze? 26 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,800 Car salesman. 27 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:51,100 I came straight from work, so this is- 28 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:54,300 - Weak as usual, Bottler. - Thank you. 29 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:57,000 Are you here for a reunion with the boys? 30 00:02:57,100 --> 00:02:59,400 Nope. That's just a pleasant surprise. 31 00:02:59,500 --> 00:03:00,900 Watch the cape, uh, uh- 32 00:03:00,900 --> 00:03:03,800 Well, enter at your own risk. 33 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:05,900 Oh, my God. 34 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:08,300 You guys have both got to stop perpetuating this myth... 35 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:11,100 that Boba Fett is some kind of bad-ass. 36 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:14,800 All right? He has a jet pack. So did the Rocketeer. 37 00:03:14,800 --> 00:03:16,800 - Really cool. - Here we go. 38 00:03:16,900 --> 00:03:20,300 When it comes time for battle, the man's Michael Bay- all style, no substance. 39 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:22,500 If you diss the Fett again... 40 00:03:22,600 --> 00:03:24,500 I will corn-hole you with a light saber! 41 00:03:24,600 --> 00:03:25,800 ¶ Whoop, there it is ¶ 42 00:03:25,900 --> 00:03:28,700 - Jesus. Is that Bottler? - ¶ Whoop, there it is ¶ 43 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:30,200 - Hey, guys. - ¶ Whoop, there it is ¶ 44 00:03:30,300 --> 00:03:35,100 ¶ Whoop, there it is ¶ 45 00:03:35,100 --> 00:03:37,900 You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here. 46 00:03:41,200 --> 00:03:43,200 Give Daddy a huggy. 47 00:03:43,300 --> 00:03:45,700 - Yeah! - Stop. 48 00:03:45,800 --> 00:03:47,800 You little bastard, I missed you. 49 00:03:47,900 --> 00:03:50,700 I hope that's just your blaster poking me. 50 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:54,500 - God, it's been parsecs. - Yeah, it's good to see you too, man. 51 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:57,900 - Linus. - Hmm. 52 00:03:57,900 --> 00:04:01,700 - It's been, like, a year now, right? - Three. 53 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:05,600 - You still drawing? - No. I bailed on that shit after high school. 54 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:09,200 - How's life in the auto trade? - Still second in command to the old man. 55 00:04:09,300 --> 00:04:10,900 Um, you? 56 00:04:10,900 --> 00:04:13,000 Comic book store's still afloat... 57 00:04:13,000 --> 00:04:15,200 but the geeks aren't biting like the old days. 58 00:04:15,300 --> 00:04:20,000 - You? - Get my money together so I can start my detailing business. 59 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:22,000 I'm gonna call it the Hutch Touch. 60 00:04:22,100 --> 00:04:26,600 That's funny. I could've sworn you were delivering pizza and living in your mom's garage. 61 00:04:26,600 --> 00:04:28,200 It's not a garage. 62 00:04:28,300 --> 00:04:30,600 It's a carriage house. 63 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:32,700 Carriage house. 64 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:36,400 - How is your carriage? 65 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,600 Ah! Ah! Ah! 66 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:47,100 Hey, uh, have any of you guys seen the phone jack? 67 00:04:47,200 --> 00:04:50,800 Uh, no, but I have seen the social retard... 68 00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:53,000 who brought his Toughbook to a party. 69 00:04:53,100 --> 00:04:57,000 - I promised Rogue Leader I'd write her back tonight. - Oh, God. 70 00:04:57,000 --> 00:05:00,000 - She is my girlfriend. - On-line girlfriend. 71 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:03,600 I met her in a Jedi chat room. The woman is perfect. 72 00:05:03,700 --> 00:05:08,800 She's intelligent and acerbic and, uh- and a die-hard fan. 73 00:05:08,800 --> 00:05:11,000 She's even got connections inside the Lucas camp. 74 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,300 Who's also got a man package and a goatee. 75 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:16,000 You guys are all just jealous because she describes herself... 76 00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:18,100 as a cross between Sarah Michelle Gellar... 77 00:05:18,100 --> 00:05:20,100 - and Janeane Garofalo. 78 00:05:20,200 --> 00:05:21,900 Tell 'em how you described yourself. 79 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,200 I was perfectly honest with her. 80 00:05:24,300 --> 00:05:26,800 - You said you looked like a white Billy Dee Williams. 81 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:29,300 You called yourself white chocolate. 82 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:32,200 I am white chocolate. 83 00:05:32,200 --> 00:05:34,500 Oh, oh! Windows, it's my turn. 84 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,800 - Give it to me. - Midnight. Another day down. 85 00:05:36,900 --> 00:05:39,000 Ah! Okay. 86 00:05:39,100 --> 00:05:41,100 Official Episode I countdown... 87 00:05:41,200 --> 00:05:45,500 is six months, 12 days, eight hours and some change. 88 00:05:45,600 --> 00:05:49,300 I would sell my soul to see that movie right here right now. 89 00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:51,800 Dude, I would sell my left nut. And I only have the one nut. 90 00:05:51,800 --> 00:05:57,100 - So you see how serious I am? - I cannot listen to this shit for another six months. 91 00:05:57,200 --> 00:06:00,700 Oh, shush your mouth, woman. You know, we could see the movie. 92 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:03,900 ¶¶ 93 00:06:03,900 --> 00:06:08,100 - Oh, please, not this again. - Oh, yes, please, this again. 94 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,700 "Tell us about the rabbits, George. George." 95 00:06:10,800 --> 00:06:12,700 Imagine. 96 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:14,000 Okay? 97 00:06:14,100 --> 00:06:18,200 We drive across the country in one night. 98 00:06:18,200 --> 00:06:23,100 We break into the Skywalker Ranch... 99 00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:25,400 and steal ourselves a print. 100 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:30,000 - Yeah! 101 00:06:30,100 --> 00:06:33,200 You guys have been talking about this since the fifth grade, okay? 102 00:06:33,200 --> 00:06:35,800 - It's not gonna happen. - Why the hell not? 103 00:06:35,900 --> 00:06:37,900 Well, first of all, it's 2,000 miles away. 104 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,200 Second of all, even if you could get there, you'd be arrested. 105 00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:43,400 It's been a blast, Bottler. 106 00:06:44,700 --> 00:06:47,200 Way to douche up the party. 107 00:06:47,300 --> 00:06:49,500 Nothing is impossible. 108 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:58,100 And I'll guarantee I'll find you a new or used car, or my name isn't Big Chuck. 109 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:01,200 - Right, girls? - Ooh-hoo! 110 00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:02,900 Hoo! 111 00:07:02,900 --> 00:07:05,500 Yeah! 112 00:07:05,600 --> 00:07:07,100 All right! 113 00:07:07,100 --> 00:07:10,500 Attaboy, Eric. Now, see, that's some slick advertising. 114 00:07:10,500 --> 00:07:11,900 Thanks, Pop. 115 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,300 Reminds me of, what, that Terry Bruckheimer movies. 116 00:07:14,400 --> 00:07:16,100 Yeah. Top Gun. 117 00:07:20,700 --> 00:07:22,900 - Thanks. - Hiya, Eric. 118 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:27,600 I'll handle this, Myron. Thanks. 119 00:07:27,600 --> 00:07:30,400 - Hey. - We're in the market for some used droids. 120 00:07:30,500 --> 00:07:32,500 I should start you guys off with a new set of wheels first... 121 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:35,200 unless you're cool riding around in the same rusted old shit box... 122 00:07:35,200 --> 00:07:37,200 you've had since the 10th grade. 123 00:07:37,300 --> 00:07:39,300 Hey, hey, hey! 124 00:07:39,400 --> 00:07:42,600 She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts. 125 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:45,100 Uh, why are you guys here? 126 00:07:45,200 --> 00:07:47,500 Do you wanna look around the lot a little bit, drive something? What? 127 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,200 No. Uh, we came to talk about Linus. 128 00:07:50,300 --> 00:07:52,800 Well, he just needs to realize that people lose touch. 129 00:07:52,900 --> 00:07:55,300 - That's just kind of the way things work. - He's dying, Eric. 130 00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:59,400 - What? - He's got cancer, man. 131 00:07:59,500 --> 00:08:04,200 He's tried everything to get better, but nothing seems to work. 132 00:08:04,300 --> 00:08:07,300 Odds say three, four months maybe. 133 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:09,600 And you guys are telling me this now? 134 00:08:09,600 --> 00:08:11,700 We wanted to tell you months ago, honestly... 135 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:14,600 but Linus made us promise not to say anything. 136 00:08:14,700 --> 00:08:18,500 The way we see it, you guys have been best friends since, like, first grade. 137 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:22,100 So we figured you got the right to know. You got the right to make your peace. 138 00:08:22,200 --> 00:08:26,300 How am I supposed to make my peace when the guy doesn't even want me to know? 139 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:29,200 With all due respect, Eric, this isn't about you. 140 00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:33,600 - I-You know what? - Holy shit. 141 00:08:33,700 --> 00:08:38,600 - Jesus Christ. - If it ain't C-3Penis Face and R2-Dickhead. 142 00:08:38,700 --> 00:08:40,700 What did you just say, you giant bastard? 143 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:42,800 - Well, well put. - Thank you. 144 00:08:42,900 --> 00:08:45,800 - Still see you're driving the nerd-mobile. - Chaz, you're an idiot. 145 00:08:45,900 --> 00:08:49,000 Hey, you know what? While you're out here sticking G.I. Joes up your butt... 146 00:08:49,100 --> 00:08:51,600 I convinced Dad to let me recut the commercial. 147 00:08:51,700 --> 00:08:53,800 So suck it. Huh? 148 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:57,400 Aw, see, you flinched. That's gonna be two, Princess Leia. 149 00:08:57,500 --> 00:08:59,400 Nanu-nanu. 150 00:08:59,500 --> 00:09:02,200 Get a haircut. 151 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:05,600 - We should have killed him when we had the chance. - Yeah. 152 00:09:05,700 --> 00:09:09,200 Jackass. Linus is coming over to the carriage house later. So are you. 153 00:09:09,300 --> 00:09:11,600 Bye, Eric. 154 00:09:18,600 --> 00:09:20,600 No lightning! No lightning! 155 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:24,300 - Aw, shit. I'm a midget. - I'm gonna flatten your ass right now. 156 00:09:24,300 --> 00:09:27,800 Ah! Suck it, Count Fagula. 157 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,700 Wow! 158 00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:32,200 - There's no teaming up. That's a rule! - 159 00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,500 Owl Head cramp! 160 00:09:34,600 --> 00:09:36,500 Don't kill me. 161 00:09:37,800 --> 00:09:39,300 - Hey. - Donkey balls. 162 00:09:39,400 --> 00:09:41,200 You made it, man. 163 00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:48,800 Your mom said clean up this shit-hole or no grilled cheese for a week? 164 00:09:48,900 --> 00:09:50,900 That's emotional blackmail, and you know it! 165 00:09:51,000 --> 00:09:54,300 - Screw you! - I will sue you! Renter's rights! 166 00:09:54,300 --> 00:09:57,500 - You don't pay rent! - Damn. Damn! 167 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:00,400 - What the hell is he doing here, man? - It was Hutch's idea. 168 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,500 Grab a controller. 169 00:10:02,600 --> 00:10:04,600 We're ganging up on Windows in Mario Kart. 170 00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:07,700 I can't. I came to talk to Linus actually. 171 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:11,500 Can I talk to you alone, man? 172 00:10:13,500 --> 00:10:17,400 Linus. Hey, stop walking. Linus! Hold up, man. 173 00:10:17,500 --> 00:10:22,400 - Stop. What the hell, man? I did nothing to you. - Exactly. You did nothing. 174 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:24,400 Absolutely nothing. 175 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,500 Eric Bottler graduates high school and never looks back. 176 00:10:26,600 --> 00:10:28,900 You bailed on our plan, Bottler! 177 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:31,000 What plan? To be the next big thing in comics? 178 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,000 Come on, man. That was never gonna happen. 179 00:10:33,100 --> 00:10:37,100 I did what I had to do, dude. I grew up. I'm the only one who did. 180 00:10:37,200 --> 00:10:39,700 - Look at you guys. - You can fool everybody... 181 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:42,300 with this cheap suit, salesman-of-the-year pitch. 182 00:10:42,400 --> 00:10:44,400 But I know you better than anybody... 183 00:10:44,500 --> 00:10:48,900 and deep down, you are one miserable son of a bitch. 184 00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:51,700 - Miserable, huh? - Yeah. Miserable. 185 00:10:51,800 --> 00:10:55,100 Miserable is wasting your life in Hutch's garage playing video games... 186 00:10:55,200 --> 00:10:57,100 arguing whether or not Luke really had a thing for Leia. 187 00:10:57,200 --> 00:11:00,900 You know as well as anybody... 188 00:11:00,900 --> 00:11:05,000 that as soon as Luke knew Leia was his sister, it was hands off. 189 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:06,300 They still kiss. 190 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:09,500 That was Leia kissing Luke to make Han jealous. 191 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,300 That was the second time. The first time- 192 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:13,400 The first time they're about to die! 193 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:16,500 - They were not, you liar. - They were swinging 30,000 feet in the air. 194 00:11:16,600 --> 00:11:19,700 You know when you're a sibling, okay? There's something innate. 195 00:11:19,800 --> 00:11:23,000 - There's no telepathy between Luke and Leia till Episode VI. - It spans the ocean. 196 00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:25,200 It was romance in a sci-fi opera! 197 00:11:25,300 --> 00:11:27,400 Who cares about this shit, man? Huh? 198 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:31,300 - Who cares about- - I do. I care. 199 00:11:43,300 --> 00:11:46,400 You need a new car. 200 00:11:46,500 --> 00:11:50,100 They were siblings. They were siblings, you sick bastard! 201 00:11:53,300 --> 00:11:56,500 You are trapped now. 202 00:11:56,600 --> 00:11:59,500 You've made your last mistake. 203 00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,100 We need to talk. 204 00:12:12,100 --> 00:12:14,200 Sure, Pop. What's up? 205 00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,500 Okay. Here's the deal. 206 00:12:17,600 --> 00:12:21,500 It's time for the world to see the new face of this company. 207 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:24,200 And his name's Big Eric. 208 00:12:24,300 --> 00:12:26,100 Big Eric who? 209 00:12:26,100 --> 00:12:29,000 Big Eric you. 210 00:12:29,100 --> 00:12:32,200 It's all yours, kiddo. The entire shebang. 211 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:34,600 All 15 locations, from here to Seattle. 212 00:12:34,700 --> 00:12:38,400 I mean- Uh, yes. 213 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:41,400 Yeah. I mean, wow. 214 00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:44,600 - Take the hat. - I can't take your hat. 215 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,200 Go ahead. 216 00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:48,000 No, really. It looks good on you. 217 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:49,400 - Take the hat. - But it's really- 218 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:53,900 - Take the damn hat. - Yeah. I'll wear it for- 219 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:57,400 My God. Your mom would be so proud to see you in that hat. 220 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,500 I know, Pop. 221 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:03,300 Hey. You and me? Tanning Tuesdays? 222 00:13:10,300 --> 00:13:13,600 You want to take your shirt off. 223 00:13:18,700 --> 00:13:21,900 You want to take your shirt off. God. 224 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:24,800 - You wanna take that shirt off? - Asshole. 225 00:13:24,900 --> 00:13:27,800 You have been trying that Jedi mind shit on me since the eighth grade. 226 00:13:27,900 --> 00:13:31,300 - It doesn't work. - Oh, it works. Tell her, Windows. 227 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:34,000 - He's been geeking out with Rogue Leader all morning. 228 00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:36,500 Nothing can tear him away. 229 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:39,800 - Ah! - Rogue Leader, you are wicked. 230 00:13:39,900 --> 00:13:44,000 Ah, I love the feeling of fresh air on my naked breasts. 231 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,600 Oh, ho-ho! 232 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:49,900 See that? Man's immune to sweater yams. 233 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:53,300 What about me? I like sweater yams! 234 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,400 Hey. 235 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:08,600 What'll it be, fellas? 236 00:14:08,700 --> 00:14:11,500 - How much for the phaser gun? - For the phaser gun? 237 00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:15,600 Sorry, Garfunke!. We don't hock Trek here. 238 00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:18,300 Well, then, Slim, if you don't sell the Trek... 239 00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,200 then why do you have a phaser gun in the case? 240 00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:24,500 We keep this one here to suss out Trekkie bitches like yourself... 241 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,600 and tell them to get the hell off of our land. 242 00:14:26,700 --> 00:14:29,000 So get the hell off of our land. 243 00:14:29,100 --> 00:14:33,400 Get the hell off of our land! Get the hell out of here! Now! 244 00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:37,000 Get out of here, you Kirk-lovin'Spock-suckers! 245 00:14:43,100 --> 00:14:46,200 - Hey. - Hey. 246 00:14:46,300 --> 00:14:49,400 You guys know where a guy can pawn off a first edition Eric Bottler comic? 247 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:51,100 - Hey! - Holy cannolis. 248 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:53,200 Look at that. Yeah. That's awesome. 249 00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:56,700 Dude, you had sick skills back then. You should've stuck with it, brother. 250 00:14:56,800 --> 00:14:59,500 Yeah. I would've been broke and living in my parents' garage. 251 00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:02,200 - It's a carriage house. - Right. I know it is. 252 00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:05,500 I have something else that you guys might wanna check out. 253 00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:12,000 Well, what have we got here? 254 00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:16,200 Ohio to Califor- Is this what I think it is? 255 00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:18,700 Linus laid the whole thing out in fifth grade. 256 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:21,700 I figure it's time for another epic journey, isn't it? 257 00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:23,600 What's your game plan? 258 00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:26,400 We storm the ranch, or we die trying. 259 00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:28,100 Yeah. 260 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:32,400 Well, you guys were all about this at the party. 261 00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,900 - We were six Zimas to the wind at the party. - Drunk. 262 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:39,000 Come on. You even said the Rogue Leader has connections inside the ranch, right? 263 00:15:39,200 --> 00:15:42,100 Rogue Leader? Please, man. Windows never even met him. 264 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:44,200 - Her! - Him. 265 00:15:44,200 --> 00:15:47,400 - Maybe it's time that he does. - Dude, this is a suicide mission, man. 266 00:15:47,500 --> 00:15:49,500 Why would we even try anything like this? 267 00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:51,700 For Linus. 268 00:15:57,500 --> 00:16:00,100 Huh? 269 00:16:01,300 --> 00:16:03,300 No. 270 00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:05,900 - No? - No. I'm not going. 271 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,200 Aw, Linus, you've got to go. 272 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,900 This is a conquest for the ages. 273 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,900 Our names shall become legend... 274 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:16,400 spoken in hushed tones by nerds across the galaxy. 275 00:16:16,500 --> 00:16:18,600 And we'll get laid. 276 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:23,200 ¶ More than we've ever been laid ¶¶ 277 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:32,200 - Okay, please stop that. - Sorry. I was getting into that. 278 00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,600 I just don't wanna go with Opie over there. 279 00:16:36,600 --> 00:16:39,900 Check this out, man. 280 00:16:50,900 --> 00:16:52,900 Floor plans to the Lucas Ranch. 281 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:56,600 - Yeah. Mm-hmm. - Are you kidding? How did you get these? 282 00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:59,800 My life partner, Rogue Leader, she can break us in, man. 283 00:16:59,900 --> 00:17:02,600 The question you got to ask yourself is... 284 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:05,100 "Do you have the nut sack to go through with it?" 285 00:17:12,300 --> 00:17:14,600 If I do this, it doesn't change anything. 286 00:17:21,700 --> 00:17:23,800 I'll grab my suitcase and some Big League Chew. 287 00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:26,800 - Yes! - ThunderCats! Ho! 288 00:17:26,800 --> 00:17:29,000 - Told you. I knew he'd go. - Stop humping. 289 00:17:29,100 --> 00:17:31,600 Please stop humping. Just high five. 290 00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:34,600 - Oh, God. I'm Jabba the Hump. - Oh, goddamn it. 291 00:17:34,700 --> 00:17:37,500 - Chewie! - Chewie! Damn it! 292 00:17:39,700 --> 00:17:43,700 Wait a second. Whoa. What the hell's Chewie? 293 00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:47,300 It's the same rules as shotgun. Either way, I always lose. 294 00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:50,400 - Furball, you do the honors? - Yeah. 295 00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,400 Strap in, fellas. 296 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,900 Whoo! 297 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:10,000 What the hell, Hutch? It's all Rush. 298 00:18:10,000 --> 00:18:13,000 - Ever want a little variety? - Rush is variety, bitch. 299 00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:15,600 - Oh! 300 00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:20,100 Rule number one: in my van, it's Rush. 301 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,600 All Rush, all the time. 302 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:24,000 No exceptions. 303 00:18:24,100 --> 00:18:26,600 Rule number two: 304 00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:28,900 nobody touch the red button. 305 00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:33,200 And I mean never touch the red button. 306 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:37,500 Most importantly, rule number three: 307 00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:39,800 there's no jerking it in my van. 308 00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:41,900 What? 309 00:18:41,900 --> 00:18:45,000 Fine. 310 00:18:46,700 --> 00:18:50,300 Don't roll your eyes at me, Admiral Jackbar. 311 00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:54,400 "Established in 1985... 312 00:18:54,500 --> 00:18:56,600 "the Skywalker Ranch is the headquarters... 313 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:59,100 of George Lucas's filmmaking empire." 314 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,100 So according to Rogue Leader's map... 315 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:05,400 our best odds for finding the film is in here- the main house. 316 00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:09,200 Oh, my God. That place is legendary. 317 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:12,900 And we meet Rogue Leader at a coffee shop in Texas Wednesday, 3:00 p. m. sharp. 318 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,300 - Mm-hmm. - She's gonna give us absolutely everything we need... 319 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:17,400 - to get into the compound. - Nice. 320 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,700 White chocolate finally gets to meet his dream girl. 321 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,600 - Oh! - Ooh! Ooh! 322 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:26,000 Well, according to this, 80 West is our fastest route. 323 00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:29,900 So we got 26 hours to make it to Texas, boys. 324 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,200 Consider it done. 325 00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:38,500 Ah! 326 00:19:46,800 --> 00:19:51,700 - - Wakey, wakey. Hands off steakey. 327 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:55,900 - It's time for Hutch's pit stop. - Where are we? 328 00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:59,400 Some say heaven. I like to call it Iowa. 329 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:01,900 Iowa? What about Rogue Leader? 330 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:05,600 - Iowa? - Yeah. I made a little detour. 331 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:07,600 Hutch, we're supposed to be going to Texas. 332 00:20:07,700 --> 00:20:09,600 Welcome to Riverside, gentlemen... 333 00:20:09,700 --> 00:20:15,000 future birthplace of one Captain James T. Kirk. 334 00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:18,100 Enemy territory! Nice. 335 00:20:18,100 --> 00:20:21,500 Man, you drove all night for this? 336 00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:24,300 Dude, I'd drive all year for the chance to pimp slap some Trekkies. 337 00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:26,600 You know what? Leave me out of it. 338 00:20:30,900 --> 00:20:32,900 Let's crack some Trekkie skulls! 339 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,900 Let's do it! 340 00:20:38,200 --> 00:20:41,700 And it is believed that on this very spot... 341 00:20:41,800 --> 00:20:45,000 Captain James Tiberius Kirk will be born. 342 00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:48,700 Hence, the statue immortalizing him... 343 00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:52,800 grappling with his most accursed nemesis. 344 00:20:52,800 --> 00:20:55,100 Ricardo Montalbán? 345 00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:58,300 Genetically engineered tyrant Khan. 346 00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:01,100 - It doesn't look like either of them. - Thank you for pointing that out. 347 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:04,600 That is because the whores at Viacom International threatened to sue us... 348 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:07,200 if we used their likenesses, so we make do. 349 00:21:07,300 --> 00:21:10,000 Yes. The gentleman in the beige. 350 00:21:10,100 --> 00:21:13,900 I was wondering what did Sulu find in Captain Kirk's lavatory. 351 00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:18,900 Sulu clearly found a standard issue Starfleet Z23 personal refuse device. 352 00:21:18,900 --> 00:21:21,500 I believe it was the Captain's log. 353 00:21:21,500 --> 00:21:23,400 - Very good. 354 00:21:23,500 --> 00:21:27,700 A laugh a day keeps the doctor away, everyone. We've been saved. 355 00:21:27,800 --> 00:21:30,200 - Ooh. - Any other comic relief? 356 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:32,400 - Ah! - There's still homeless out there. 357 00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:35,000 - Hey! - Yes! What? You! What? Yes. 358 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:39,900 What is the Klingon translation for,"You're gonna die a virgin"? 359 00:21:39,900 --> 00:21:43,700 - 360 00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:50,600 Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Hilarious, everyone. 361 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:53,900 Looks like we got more Lucas hounds here to mock Roddenberry. 362 00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:56,000 Congratulations, gentlemen, but I would like to see... 363 00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:59,400 your Darth Vader take on one Borg drone. 364 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:01,900 And we'll see who's laughing then. Am I right? 365 00:22:01,900 --> 00:22:06,900 Darth Vader can put the entire Borg collective in a vice grip with his mind. 366 00:22:06,900 --> 00:22:09,200 Uh, Darth Vader has asthma... 367 00:22:09,200 --> 00:22:13,000 so name me one Star Trek character with a respiratory disease... 368 00:22:13,100 --> 00:22:15,200 'cause I'm drawing a blank. 369 00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,000 Name me one Star Wars character who's gay. 370 00:22:17,100 --> 00:22:18,600 - Yeah. - Besides you. 371 00:22:18,700 --> 00:22:22,000 Well, no one's gay in Star Trek, so why would I even do that? 372 00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:23,400 Captain Picard. 373 00:22:23,400 --> 00:22:26,400 Captain Picard is not gay. He's British. 374 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:29,800 - Come on."Make it so!" - ¶ Ah-ah ¶¶ 375 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:33,600 I hate to break it to you losers, but Han Solo's a bitch. 376 00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:35,800 Ah, no, he didn't. No, he didn't. 377 00:22:35,800 --> 00:22:38,300 What did you just say? 378 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:43,300 - Is there a problem here? - Yeah, there sure is, Spock. 379 00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:46,100 The admiral here just called Han Solo a bitch. 380 00:22:46,100 --> 00:22:49,100 - Good one. - Some pretty strong words for a Trekkie. 381 00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:51,900 A Trekkie is derogatory at this point in the game. 382 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,100 Trekker is what we're called now. Trekker. 383 00:22:54,200 --> 00:22:56,000 Oh, I'm sorry. Trekkie. 384 00:22:59,300 --> 00:23:01,800 Just take a look-see here. 385 00:23:01,900 --> 00:23:03,600 What's with the man-purse? 386 00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:06,100 Yep. As I thought... 387 00:23:06,200 --> 00:23:10,100 scanner reads"douche bag." 388 00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:23,000 Push me, I'll kill your whole Starfleet. 389 00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:24,700 Unbelievable! 390 00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:27,900 Snikt! Snitk! Come on, bub! 391 00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000 Attack, you cowards! That's an order! 392 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,500 - Hutch! - Cover me, Windows! 393 00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:39,000 Evasive maneuvers! Evasive maneuvers! 394 00:23:56,700 --> 00:24:00,300 - My ear! - Ha-ha! 395 00:24:00,400 --> 00:24:02,800 Nighty-night, Spock-sucker. 396 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:08,000 Beam this, bitch! 397 00:24:08,100 --> 00:24:11,400 Time-out! I call time-out! Time-out! 398 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,700 - Disable their vehicle. - Get in! Go! 399 00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,200 Get in the van! Get in the van! 400 00:24:24,200 --> 00:24:25,500 Disable the vehicle. 401 00:24:28,200 --> 00:24:30,300 Kill the Star-roids! 402 00:24:30,400 --> 00:24:33,300 Get them! 403 00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:36,500 Han Solo is still a bitch! 404 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:40,400 Nobody calls Han Solo a bitch. 405 00:24:45,900 --> 00:24:47,200 Yeah! 406 00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:56,500 Hey, Bottler, hit 'em with the pressed ham! 407 00:24:57,600 --> 00:25:00,200 Klingon to this. 408 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:09,400 Kha-a-a-an! 409 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:17,900 Kha-a-a-an! 410 00:25:23,100 --> 00:25:25,900 Whoo! 411 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:28,800 I took that Vulcan down hard. 412 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:32,100 I rolled him into the dirt like he was my frickin tauntaun. 413 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:37,000 Tauntaun, my ass. If it wasn't for me, you guys would all be dead. 414 00:25:37,100 --> 00:25:40,000 What fight were you watching? I was channeling the emperor. 415 00:25:40,100 --> 00:25:44,200 The emperor? I don't remember the emperor crapping his robe and screaming"time-out." 416 00:25:44,300 --> 00:25:47,300 - Oh, my God. That's right. - There is such a thing as time-out. 417 00:25:47,300 --> 00:25:50,900 I can feel your anger growing inside. Wait. Time-out. 418 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,200 - 419 00:25:56,500 --> 00:25:59,300 - - 420 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:03,000 All right. Time-out. 421 00:26:03,400 --> 00:26:05,100 We had to take your van, Hutch. 422 00:26:05,100 --> 00:26:08,800 I have access to literally thousands of vehicles... 423 00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:11,000 but we had to take your van. 424 00:26:11,100 --> 00:26:13,600 Yeah, well, I had a spare tire... 425 00:26:13,700 --> 00:26:17,200 but some tardo took it out to make some room for his grappling hook. 426 00:26:17,200 --> 00:26:19,600 What? We're on a covert operation. 427 00:26:19,700 --> 00:26:22,200 How can you be on a covert operation without a grappling hook? 428 00:26:22,300 --> 00:26:24,500 Oh! Wait. 429 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:27,300 What in Greedo's name is that? 430 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,300 Talk about a wretched hive of scum and villainy. 431 00:26:33,300 --> 00:26:35,600 Hmm. 432 00:26:35,600 --> 00:26:38,400 You guys stay right here. I'll take care of this. 433 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:41,300 How you doing, fellas? Hi, fellas. 434 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,500 So our car broke down a couple of miles back. 435 00:26:43,600 --> 00:26:46,400 Is there anyone you know who can help us? 436 00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:48,700 No. 437 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:52,200 Can I have some water? 438 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:53,600 Yeah, a glass of water, please. 439 00:26:53,700 --> 00:26:55,700 Great. 440 00:27:01,100 --> 00:27:03,200 Pirate teeth. Pirate teeth. 441 00:27:03,300 --> 00:27:05,400 - Pirate teeth. Don't. - Thank you. 442 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,100 A hundred bucks. 443 00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:10,900 For a glass of water? That's ridiculous. I'm not gonna pay that. 444 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,700 Sure you will. 445 00:27:12,800 --> 00:27:15,700 Hell, no. Hell, no. Back up, buddy. Back off. 446 00:27:17,500 --> 00:27:20,500 Word to the wise, ese. 447 00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:25,300 - Ooh! - Drop the tough-ass biker routine before I get angry. 448 00:27:25,400 --> 00:27:27,500 And you won't like me when I'm angry. 449 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,700 Hmm, I think I would. 450 00:27:29,800 --> 00:27:31,800 - Hutch, let's not do this. - Hutch, maybe- 451 00:27:31,900 --> 00:27:33,400 Nah. Nah. Nah. 452 00:27:33,500 --> 00:27:37,400 This guy wants to dick with me, fine. I can dick. 453 00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:43,200 I used to rape guys 15 times your size in prison. 454 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,800 So you best back off... 455 00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,900 - or, so help me God, I'm gonna pound your ass so hard- - Oh, Jesus. 456 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,800 - No. Hutch. - What? 457 00:27:50,900 --> 00:27:53,100 - There's kind of a thing in this bar. Like that. - See? 458 00:27:53,200 --> 00:27:56,600 Ixnay on the ass pounding. 459 00:28:00,100 --> 00:28:02,400 A hundred dollars? That's cool. 460 00:28:02,500 --> 00:28:06,500 Afraid it's too late for that, ese. 461 00:28:06,600 --> 00:28:09,900 Our midnight entertainment bailed. 462 00:28:10,000 --> 00:28:12,000 Time to pay for that drink. 463 00:28:14,100 --> 00:28:18,100 Oh, dear God. We're gonna die up here, aren't we? 464 00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,800 We have to strip to Menudo? 465 00:28:23,100 --> 00:28:26,100 You got a problem with Menudo? Now, take it off! 466 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,200 That's it, man! 467 00:28:33,300 --> 00:28:35,400 "Nobody puts Baby in a corner!" 468 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:39,300 You want some Swayze action, bitches? 469 00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,600 Yeah! You like that, huh? 470 00:28:41,700 --> 00:28:45,900 Whoo! 471 00:28:53,100 --> 00:28:56,800 I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it, and you're gonna like it! 472 00:28:56,900 --> 00:28:59,300 - - 473 00:28:59,400 --> 00:29:01,600 He's got one ball. Un testÍculo. 474 00:29:01,700 --> 00:29:04,900 - Oh, that's disgusting. 475 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:08,500 Okay, I had a... 476 00:29:08,600 --> 00:29:12,100 torrid lightsaber battle went wrong when I was a child. 477 00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:15,900 All right, all right, all right. Show's over, fellas. 478 00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:22,600 - You boys took a wrong turn? - Our car broke down. 479 00:29:22,700 --> 00:29:25,400 The Chief can fix it. 480 00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:27,600 The Chief? 481 00:29:40,100 --> 00:29:43,800 This is some kick-ass guac you whipped up, man. 482 00:29:46,000 --> 00:29:47,800 - I feel funny. - Tingly. 483 00:29:47,900 --> 00:29:51,200 - I feel good. - Karate is cool. 484 00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:00,200 Guys, I don't think we're eating... 485 00:30:00,300 --> 00:30:03,600 your everyday garden-variety guacamole. 486 00:30:03,700 --> 00:30:05,700 I got recipe from Emeril. 487 00:30:05,800 --> 00:30:09,800 Avocado, onion, chopped garlic- Bam! 488 00:30:09,800 --> 00:30:11,700 - Bam! - Bam! 489 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,900 And the Chief's secret ingredient. 490 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,500 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 491 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:19,300 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 492 00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,500 - What? - What? 493 00:30:21,600 --> 00:30:24,600 There's an ewok right beside you. 494 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:30,500 Oh, wow. She's humping your leg. It's humping your leg. 495 00:30:31,900 --> 00:30:34,300 She's humping your leg. I love you. 496 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,000 Wahh! 497 00:30:43,500 --> 00:30:48,300 Death is but a path to life, a passage to the stars... 498 00:30:48,400 --> 00:30:50,400 to the universe. 499 00:30:50,500 --> 00:30:52,700 I know what you mean. 500 00:30:52,800 --> 00:30:55,800 You mean the Force. 501 00:30:55,900 --> 00:30:58,900 The Force. 502 00:30:58,900 --> 00:31:02,400 Guys, my dad is gonna kill me if I don't get to work on Monday. 503 00:31:02,500 --> 00:31:07,100 Putz. Screw it, man. 504 00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:16,900 - No! - Join me, Son. 505 00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:21,200 Come to the Dark Side. 506 00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:23,600 - The Dark Side. - No! No! 507 00:31:31,300 --> 00:31:34,900 Rogue Leader. 508 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:37,400 What the hell you doing, man? You're poking me. 509 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,800 Oh, God. Don't flatter yourself, okay? 510 00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,400 It's just my R2. My lucky R2. 511 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:44,600 Man, you wish you had the height and girth of D2. 512 00:31:47,100 --> 00:31:50,100 - Yeah! - Wow! 513 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:53,300 Hah! Van! 514 00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,900 Son of a whore! The Buce is back. 515 00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:00,400 The Chief fixed it while you were asleep. 516 00:32:00,500 --> 00:32:03,500 The Chief fixed it. Is he around? Can we thank him? 517 00:32:05,100 --> 00:32:07,700 He's the Chief. You're the Chief, aren't you? 518 00:32:07,800 --> 00:32:12,800 - Why didn't you say so? - The Chief likes to refer to himself in the third person. 519 00:32:12,900 --> 00:32:15,600 It causes confusion, especially with the bitches. 520 00:32:15,700 --> 00:32:20,400 Well, you're cool as balls, you burned-out old hash-head. 521 00:32:20,500 --> 00:32:23,100 Wonder Twins power activate. 522 00:32:24,300 --> 00:32:26,700 It's been interesting. 523 00:32:28,300 --> 00:32:30,600 Thanks. 524 00:32:30,700 --> 00:32:32,800 You need it more than I do. 525 00:32:32,900 --> 00:32:35,300 Wow. Thank you. I, uh- 526 00:32:37,500 --> 00:32:40,000 - Good luck. - Thanks. 527 00:32:41,100 --> 00:32:43,100 Who's up for Texas, boys? 528 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:46,500 ¶ Lump was limp and lonely and needed a shove ¶ 529 00:32:46,500 --> 00:32:50,100 ¶ Lump slipped on a kiss and tumbled into love ¶ 530 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:53,200 ¶ She spent her 20s between the sheets ¶ 531 00:32:53,300 --> 00:32:57,100 ¶ Life limped along at subsonic speeds ¶ 532 00:32:57,200 --> 00:33:00,300 - ¶ She's lump, she's lump She's in my head ¶ - Hi. 533 00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:05,100 - Hey- - ¶ She's lump, she's lump, she's lump ¶ 534 00:33:05,200 --> 00:33:07,200 - Yeah! - ¶ She might be dead ¶ 535 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:12,600 - ¶ Ah ¶ 536 00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:15,900 ¶ Bah Ba-ba, ba-da-da-da ¶ 537 00:33:16,000 --> 00:33:19,100 ¶ Bah ¶ 538 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:23,200 - Yes! - ¶ Bah, ba-ba, ba-da-da-da ¶ 539 00:33:23,300 --> 00:33:26,200 Thank you for the blue balls, ladies! 540 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,700 Harrison Ford is the greatest actor of all time! 541 00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,800 In the history of cinema? 542 00:33:42,900 --> 00:33:45,700 He's Han Solo, Indiana Jones. Yes! 543 00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:48,100 - Deckard from Blade Runner. - Yes. Exactly. 544 00:33:48,100 --> 00:33:50,200 Greatest actor of all time. 545 00:33:50,200 --> 00:33:53,500 He's never done a bad movie. 546 00:33:56,600 --> 00:33:58,700 Does that sign say"electric fence"? Watch this. Ready? 547 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:05,600 ¶ Is this lump outta my head ¶¶ 548 00:34:05,600 --> 00:34:08,900 Let's just hope she's still here. 549 00:34:11,100 --> 00:34:13,400 Oh, she'll be here. 550 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:17,300 Give her a taste of that white chocolate. 551 00:34:17,300 --> 00:34:18,800 What do you think? 552 00:34:18,900 --> 00:34:20,700 Oh, my God. 553 00:34:20,700 --> 00:34:22,000 - 'Toid me. - You ready? 554 00:34:22,100 --> 00:34:25,100 - Yeah. Thank you. - Nice. 555 00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:27,300 Go get her. 556 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:44,600 ¶ Where have you been all my life, sweet baby ¶ 557 00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:46,500 ¶ Girl, I've been waiting ¶ 558 00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:50,400 ¶ For a while now ¶ 559 00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:54,100 - Hi there. - ¶ Yes, I have ¶ 560 00:34:54,200 --> 00:34:56,700 - Oh, my God! - ¶ There's a star in the sky ¶ 561 00:34:56,800 --> 00:34:58,600 ¶ That shines brightly on you ¶ 562 00:34:58,600 --> 00:35:02,500 ¶ When that pretty dress that you're wearing ¶ 563 00:35:02,600 --> 00:35:05,700 - ¶ Makes you so fine ¶¶ 564 00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:07,800 Rogue Leader, I presume? 565 00:35:07,800 --> 00:35:09,200 Red 6? 566 00:35:09,300 --> 00:35:12,300 Let me just put my glasses on. 567 00:35:12,300 --> 00:35:13,800 What the hell? 568 00:35:15,600 --> 00:35:17,600 You're a kid. You're 12. 569 00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,600 - I'm 10. - You're 10? 570 00:35:19,600 --> 00:35:23,700 I'm a pedophile! I'm a pedophile! 571 00:35:23,700 --> 00:35:25,800 - I'm a pedophile! - Give us a moment, please. 572 00:35:25,900 --> 00:35:28,600 I have to leave this state at once. 573 00:35:28,700 --> 00:35:30,900 Yea! Yea! 574 00:35:31,000 --> 00:35:33,100 That was fantastic. 575 00:35:33,200 --> 00:35:35,500 We drove a thousand miles, Windows. 576 00:35:35,600 --> 00:35:37,100 A thousand. For what? 577 00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:40,300 So you can get funky with Strawberry Shortcakes? 578 00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,400 It's not really sex if it's cyber-sex. 579 00:35:42,500 --> 00:35:45,400 Relax. We're gonna sit down. We're gonna put on our thinking caps. 580 00:35:45,500 --> 00:35:47,500 - And we're gonna get a better plan. - No, it's- 581 00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,000 I have to be back by Monday. 582 00:35:50,100 --> 00:35:53,100 I haven't told you guys this yet, but my- 583 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:55,300 My dad gave me the company. 584 00:35:55,400 --> 00:35:57,600 - Hey! - Thanks, man. 585 00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:59,700 Yeah, the whole thing. The whole thing is mine now. 586 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:03,500 What's the new game plan? 587 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:05,600 Let's get in the van and get the hell out of here. 588 00:36:05,700 --> 00:36:09,200 - This is just a minor setback. - It's a minor setback for you. 589 00:36:09,300 --> 00:36:10,000 I live in the real world, okay? I have to go back to work. 590 00:36:10,000 --> 00:36:12,200 I live in the real world, okay? I have to go back to work. 591 00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:12,300 592 00:36:12,300 --> 00:36:15,900 You have to go back to... your mom's garage. 593 00:36:15,900 --> 00:36:19,500 594 00:36:19,500 --> 00:36:22,000 - It's a carriage house. - It's a garage, man. 595 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:22,700 - It's a carriage house. - It's a garage, man. 596 00:36:22,800 --> 00:36:24,400 - Say it again. - It's a garage. 597 00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:25,800 - Excuse me. Excuse me. - Guys! 598 00:36:25,900 --> 00:36:29,500 - Holding my schlong! - Okay! Okay. 599 00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:32,300 - Harry Knowles. - Harry who? 600 00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:35,900 - Hello. - This man is the ultimate fanboy, Eric. 601 00:36:35,900 --> 00:36:40,600 His Web site"Ain't it Cool News" is like every geek's homepage. 602 00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:42,800 Which one of you's Windows? 603 00:36:42,900 --> 00:36:44,500 Me. 604 00:36:44,600 --> 00:36:46,700 I'm Windows. 605 00:36:46,800 --> 00:36:48,800 - Nice to meet you- - Oh! 606 00:36:48,900 --> 00:36:51,900 Back off! 607 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,700 - Oh, God! - Ohh! 608 00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:59,500 Harry Knowles is kicking Windows's ass. 609 00:37:02,200 --> 00:37:04,200 Now, you listen to me, perv. 610 00:37:04,300 --> 00:37:08,800 If you ever e-mail my niece again, I will hunt you down like a T-1000. 611 00:37:08,900 --> 00:37:12,200 Okay, Mr. Knowles, he didn't know- Okay. 612 00:37:12,300 --> 00:37:14,600 - You will release my friends. - Back! 613 00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:18,100 We wanted to break into the Skywalker Ranch. Kimmy said she'd give us the floor plans. 614 00:37:18,200 --> 00:37:21,100 We were gonna break in and steal Episode I, that's it. 615 00:37:21,200 --> 00:37:24,400 That is the stupidest thing I've heard since Schumacher put nips on Batman. 616 00:37:24,500 --> 00:37:27,600 - Ohh! - These aren't the droids you're looking for, man. 617 00:37:27,700 --> 00:37:30,800 - Heh! - Anybody else have any stupid comments? 618 00:37:30,900 --> 00:37:34,900 It's very stupid, but true. We've been planning this since we were like six. 619 00:37:34,900 --> 00:37:36,600 Listen. Harry, Harry, Harry. 620 00:37:36,600 --> 00:37:40,000 If you help us out, we'll give you all the exclusive spoilers and all. 621 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:42,800 - Okay? - Ohh. 622 00:37:45,300 --> 00:37:48,800 That's an interesting offer. Episode V was directed by who? 623 00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:50,500 - Irvin Kershner. - That was just a warm-up. 624 00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:54,000 You. In Episode VI when Leia shoots down two scout troopers... 625 00:37:54,000 --> 00:37:56,300 why doesn't she take one of the speeder bikes instead of walking? 626 00:37:56,400 --> 00:37:58,600 If you pay attention closely, the speeder bikes were destroyed. 627 00:37:58,600 --> 00:38:00,600 And then Luke refers to it later on in the dialogue. 628 00:38:00,700 --> 00:38:03,300 Impressive. I wasn't really worried about you though. 629 00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:08,600 What was Luke Skywalker's call sign during the rebel assault in Episode IV? 630 00:38:08,600 --> 00:38:10,600 Red 5. 631 00:38:10,700 --> 00:38:15,400 You are all only as strong as your weakest link. 632 00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:18,000 Hello, weakest link. 633 00:38:18,100 --> 00:38:22,100 - What? - What is the name of Chewbacca's home planet? 634 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:26,000 - It's never discussed in the movies. That's not fair. 635 00:38:26,100 --> 00:38:27,700 I know. I know. 636 00:38:27,800 --> 00:38:30,300 Do you give up? 637 00:38:35,600 --> 00:38:37,800 Come on, man. Say it. 638 00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:42,300 Kashyyyk. Kashyyyk. Chewie's home planet is Kashyyyk. 639 00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:46,800 Chewie's home planet is Kashyyyk. 640 00:38:46,900 --> 00:38:50,300 Well played, boys. I'll help you. 641 00:38:50,300 --> 00:38:52,600 You're gonna meet my friend in Vegas. 642 00:38:52,700 --> 00:38:55,600 - He's got everything you need. Okay? - Okay. 643 00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:58,800 - How will we know who he is? - Oh, don't worry. You'll know. 644 00:38:58,900 --> 00:39:02,400 The password: Scruffy Nerfherder. 645 00:39:02,500 --> 00:39:05,200 - Scruffy Nerfherder. - Good luck, boys. 646 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:07,700 Nice detailing. 647 00:39:07,700 --> 00:39:10,000 We're going to Vegas, fellas. 648 00:39:13,500 --> 00:39:16,300 Hey, Hutch, you mind slowing down? 649 00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:19,000 Sorry. I don't speak jagoff. 650 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:22,100 I just thought it might be nice to get to Vegas alive. 651 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,300 - - Are you kidding me? 652 00:39:26,500 --> 00:39:28,200 We got Imperial bacon. 653 00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:33,800 Okay, probably not the best time to tell you guys this... 654 00:39:33,900 --> 00:39:36,800 but, uh, there's a giant bag of peyote in the back of the van. 655 00:39:36,900 --> 00:39:38,800 - What? - Excuse me? 656 00:39:41,100 --> 00:39:43,100 The Chief gave it to me. 657 00:39:43,200 --> 00:39:45,200 Hutch, just pull over and get the ticket, man, okay? 658 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:48,600 We can't pull over with a big-ass bag of peyote on us. 659 00:39:48,700 --> 00:39:50,700 Pull over and stop! 660 00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:53,500 Do what he says, Hutch. Do what he says, Hutch. 661 00:39:53,600 --> 00:39:56,500 - Don't do what he says. - Do what he says, Hutch. 662 00:39:56,600 --> 00:39:59,700 - It's gonna be okay, fellas. It's gonna be okay. - Pull over, man. 663 00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:01,600 Suck my exhaust, pork rind! 664 00:40:06,300 --> 00:40:07,900 - Oh, my God. - Oh, Jesus! 665 00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,400 - Talk to me, Goose. - Talk to you? He's back. 666 00:40:11,500 --> 00:40:13,300 - He found us! - God! 667 00:40:13,400 --> 00:40:16,400 - Move this piece of shit! - You don't call my van a piece of shit! 668 00:40:16,500 --> 00:40:19,000 - Well? - Hey, ladies, ladies! 669 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,800 You got to break rule number two. 670 00:40:20,900 --> 00:40:23,900 - Chewie, prepare to make the jump to hyperspace. - Yes! 671 00:40:23,900 --> 00:40:26,700 Okay, I'm ready. 672 00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,400 Somebody tell me what the goddamn red button's for! 673 00:40:31,500 --> 00:40:34,000 It's light speed, kid. 674 00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:36,200 - Light speed? - Yeah. 675 00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:38,400 Punch it! 676 00:40:38,500 --> 00:40:41,000 - - What the- Come on! 677 00:40:41,100 --> 00:40:44,500 - You're not gonna do this to me now. - No. Okay, I'm resetting. 678 00:40:44,600 --> 00:40:46,500 - Light speed. Impressive. - 679 00:40:46,500 --> 00:40:48,500 I put a tank of nitrous in this thing. It's not firing. 680 00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,100 - Hutch, please do something. - Hutch! 681 00:40:51,200 --> 00:40:55,200 Damn it. 682 00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:00,700 Whoo! 683 00:41:00,700 --> 00:41:02,500 Oh, my God! 684 00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:05,600 It's working! Whoo! 685 00:41:07,700 --> 00:41:11,000 - Stay on target! Stay on target! - Oh, God! 686 00:41:11,100 --> 00:41:12,600 Oh, shit! 687 00:41:16,900 --> 00:41:19,300 - - 688 00:41:26,300 --> 00:41:28,900 I probably shouldn't have called that cop a fag. 689 00:41:28,900 --> 00:41:32,000 I think he took it the wrong way. 690 00:41:32,100 --> 00:41:34,800 Breakfast. 691 00:41:34,800 --> 00:41:37,400 - Oh, God. - Ow! 692 00:41:37,400 --> 00:41:39,900 - Jesus! - Oh, God. 693 00:41:41,300 --> 00:41:42,900 Ham and cheese. 694 00:41:45,500 --> 00:41:49,700 Well, look on the bright side, you guys. This trip can't get any worse. 695 00:41:51,300 --> 00:41:53,000 It just did, boys. 696 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,700 - What? - I got to drop a sewer pickle. 697 00:41:56,700 --> 00:42:00,000 Yeah, I got to throw her into reverse. 698 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:02,400 Bottler, give me your sandwich, bro. 699 00:42:03,900 --> 00:42:05,900 Hook me up. Another one. 700 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:08,000 - What's the sandwich for? - I don't know. 701 00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:11,200 I'm not gonna sit on this. 702 00:42:11,300 --> 00:42:13,200 - Oh, Hutch! - Jesus. 703 00:42:13,300 --> 00:42:16,300 It's crawling with criminal ass germs. 704 00:42:16,300 --> 00:42:19,300 - Just hover, man. - Okay, listen up, pre-pubes. 705 00:42:19,300 --> 00:42:23,300 You got a visitor- Sweet can of corn. 706 00:42:23,300 --> 00:42:27,200 What are you doing with that ham sandwich, boy? It's not right what you're doing. 707 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,700 Hutch, you owe me a sock. 708 00:42:29,700 --> 00:42:32,700 I had to wipe with something. 709 00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:36,700 You pussies owe me, big time. 710 00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:40,400 - Oh, Zoe, thank God. - We weren't sure if you'd gotten our message. 711 00:42:40,500 --> 00:42:44,900 If by message you mean Windows shrieking into my answering machine like a little girl... 712 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,500 - then yes, message received. - You don't know what we've been through. 713 00:42:47,600 --> 00:42:50,300 Hutch just took a dump in front of us. 714 00:42:50,400 --> 00:42:53,600 Yeah. That's life inside the big house. 715 00:42:53,700 --> 00:42:56,100 Zoe, promise me you brought the money. 716 00:42:56,100 --> 00:42:58,100 I cleared out every cent Windows had in the comic store. 717 00:42:58,200 --> 00:43:00,800 - You what? - Oh! Don't even speak. 718 00:43:00,900 --> 00:43:04,500 I took two taxis, an airplane and an all-night bus ride... 719 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:07,900 next to an old man that I am pretty sure had a full diaper. 720 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:10,400 Hey, hey, okay. Okay, visiting time's over. 721 00:43:10,500 --> 00:43:13,500 The judge wants to see y'all in his private chambers. 722 00:43:13,600 --> 00:43:16,000 Oh, yeah. Just one more thing. 723 00:43:16,000 --> 00:43:19,100 Whatever you do, do not make fun of his name. 724 00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:22,200 Let me see if I got this right. 725 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,600 Now, you tried to outrun an officer of the law... 726 00:43:24,700 --> 00:43:27,500 because you obtained a bag of peyote from a Mexican Indian chief... 727 00:43:27,600 --> 00:43:32,300 who thought it would help treat your friend's terminal illness? 728 00:43:32,400 --> 00:43:34,600 - Yes. - Mm-hmm. 729 00:43:34,600 --> 00:43:37,800 I'm gonna let you boys go. 730 00:43:37,900 --> 00:43:40,500 Not because I believe you. 731 00:43:40,600 --> 00:43:43,500 - Because I believe your father. - My father? 732 00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:46,300 - Mm-hmm. - You actually spoke with my dad? 733 00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:47,900 Sure did. 734 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:50,600 He wanted me to give you this message. 735 00:43:50,700 --> 00:43:52,200 Approach the bench. 736 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:05,100 Have a nice day, son. 737 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:10,900 Yeah. Man's gone carbonite freeze on us. 738 00:44:10,900 --> 00:44:13,900 We got to be in Vegas in less than 24 hours. 739 00:44:13,900 --> 00:44:17,600 All right. I'm gonna go smack some sense into the boy. 740 00:44:17,700 --> 00:44:19,700 Whoa. Cut him some slack. 741 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,600 Okay. 742 00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:25,800 I just mapped out our route to Vegas on my Toughbook... 743 00:44:25,900 --> 00:44:28,800 and the closest airport's about a hundred miles north of here. 744 00:44:28,900 --> 00:44:32,000 So all we got to do is drop the ol' Zoe off... 745 00:44:32,100 --> 00:44:34,100 and then it's a straight shot to Sin City. 746 00:44:34,200 --> 00:44:36,600 Ho! Hold on. 747 00:44:36,700 --> 00:44:39,000 You haul my ass out into the middle of nowhere... 748 00:44:39,000 --> 00:44:41,500 and expect me to just jump on the first plane back? 749 00:44:41,500 --> 00:44:43,400 Sorry. It's not gonna happen. 750 00:44:43,500 --> 00:44:45,600 Come on. You know this trip is men only. 751 00:44:45,600 --> 00:44:47,300 I tell you what. 752 00:44:47,300 --> 00:44:51,800 I'll get on the plane if any one of you can take me down. 753 00:44:51,900 --> 00:44:54,200 Listen, Princess. 754 00:44:54,300 --> 00:44:57,100 No one wants to see you get hurt. 755 00:44:57,200 --> 00:44:59,200 I'm gonna get Botts. 756 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:06,000 - Get off of me! - Oh, my God! 757 00:45:06,100 --> 00:45:08,200 - Be a man, Hutch. - Get her off of me! 758 00:45:08,300 --> 00:45:10,300 - Hutch, say"time-out." - Don't just stand there! 759 00:45:10,400 --> 00:45:12,500 Shoot her! Somebody shoot her! 760 00:45:12,500 --> 00:45:15,800 - Help me, for God sake! God help me! - Gentlemen. 761 00:45:15,900 --> 00:45:18,100 - Get the jaws of life! - I'm good. 762 00:45:18,200 --> 00:45:21,300 Welcome aboard. 763 00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:26,100 - Now go get Eric. - Yes, sir! 764 00:45:26,200 --> 00:45:28,600 And be nice. 765 00:45:30,300 --> 00:45:33,100 You're lucky I have a crush on you. 766 00:45:35,300 --> 00:45:37,200 Yo, Botts, you okay? 767 00:45:40,000 --> 00:45:43,200 You know, I could do this- start a life here. 768 00:45:43,300 --> 00:45:46,300 Clean slate. Fresh air. 769 00:45:46,300 --> 00:45:49,300 No pressure, no responsibility. 770 00:45:49,400 --> 00:45:52,200 Yeah, it seems nice, man. 771 00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:55,900 In theory it sounds nice. 772 00:45:58,700 --> 00:46:03,400 I bet there's not even like a Blockbuster Video within 500 miles of here. 773 00:46:03,500 --> 00:46:05,500 Or like a Falafel Hut or- 774 00:46:05,600 --> 00:46:08,300 Guys, shut up. 775 00:46:09,600 --> 00:46:12,700 I just figured if I... 776 00:46:12,800 --> 00:46:16,100 worked hard and... 777 00:46:16,200 --> 00:46:18,900 sold enough cars and impressed my dad enough times, I'd- 778 00:46:20,400 --> 00:46:23,900 I'd feel something. 779 00:46:23,900 --> 00:46:27,600 You gotta find your Death Star. 780 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:31,400 Okay, I'll bite. 781 00:46:31,400 --> 00:46:34,900 Greatest deed Luke Skywalker ever did... 782 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:37,300 was take down the Death Star, right? 783 00:46:37,300 --> 00:46:40,800 As far as I'm concerned, that's what everybody needs. 784 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:44,700 You need that one bad-ass thing... 785 00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:49,500 that lets you live on forever, you know. 786 00:46:51,700 --> 00:46:53,600 Yeah. 787 00:46:58,200 --> 00:47:01,600 Hey, Spice Girls! 788 00:47:01,600 --> 00:47:04,500 Are you gonna swap recipes all day? 789 00:47:04,600 --> 00:47:06,900 Vegas awaits, ladies. 790 00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:11,500 - Wow! - Sweet! 791 00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:20,100 And here's where you learn how to do Vegas, fanboy style. 792 00:47:21,900 --> 00:47:24,600 - You guys thinking what I'm thinking? - 793 00:47:24,700 --> 00:47:28,100 They are everywhere, Giles. 794 00:47:30,100 --> 00:47:32,600 Mama, star people. 795 00:47:34,700 --> 00:47:37,400 This is so gay. 796 00:47:37,500 --> 00:47:40,000 Ow! 797 00:47:40,100 --> 00:47:42,200 Let me get that for you. 798 00:47:43,900 --> 00:47:47,700 You, uh-You might wanna hit the showers. 799 00:47:47,800 --> 00:47:50,700 'Cause you smell like something shit in my nose. 800 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:53,200 - Yes, Your Highnessness. - Ew! 801 00:47:53,300 --> 00:47:57,300 What in God's name is living on your chest? It looks like you fell on ALF. 802 00:47:59,600 --> 00:48:02,300 - God! - Look who's back in uniform. 803 00:48:02,400 --> 00:48:06,300 - Nice. - Yeah, it's almost 8:00, so we gotta go meet Harry's contact. 804 00:48:06,400 --> 00:48:08,600 Then let's go. 805 00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:10,900 - You guys coming? - I'll catch up with you guys later. 806 00:48:10,900 --> 00:48:14,400 I'm just gonna do a bit of pillagin' the tables first. 807 00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:18,400 - Twenty-two. Loser. - Ah, Jesus! 808 00:48:18,500 --> 00:48:21,300 That is mathematically impossible. 809 00:48:21,300 --> 00:48:23,500 I must have the worst luck in the northern hemisphere. 810 00:48:23,600 --> 00:48:25,500 I heard about the Rogue Leader debacle. 811 00:48:25,600 --> 00:48:27,700 - That's one for the record books. - Hey. 812 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:32,100 A cross between Sarah Michelle Gellar and Janeane Garofalo, it's too good to be true. 813 00:48:32,200 --> 00:48:35,300 I just have to face the facts, Zoe. I'm 24 years old... 814 00:48:35,400 --> 00:48:38,000 and I've only ever copulated with one woman. 815 00:48:38,100 --> 00:48:40,400 Plenty of guys have only been with one woman. 816 00:48:40,400 --> 00:48:43,500 I don't know that many women to have only been with one woman. 817 00:48:43,600 --> 00:48:47,600 I, uh- I'm female kryptonite. 818 00:48:48,600 --> 00:48:50,900 Look, you're fine around me. 819 00:48:50,900 --> 00:48:55,000 Well, yeah, of course I am. That's 'cause... 820 00:48:55,100 --> 00:48:57,400 you are not a girl. 821 00:48:57,500 --> 00:48:59,900 You know what I mean? 822 00:49:00,000 --> 00:49:02,000 No. Please enlighten me. 823 00:49:02,100 --> 00:49:05,300 You know every Bond villain, you constantly quote Clash of the Titans... 824 00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:08,200 and you've beat every Zelda game Nintendo's ever released. 825 00:49:08,300 --> 00:49:12,200 - I mean- - Dude, dude, dude. Three o'clock, man. 826 00:49:12,300 --> 00:49:15,500 Hotties on the slotties. 827 00:49:32,500 --> 00:49:35,700 I would knock the nickels out of that pussy! 828 00:49:35,700 --> 00:49:39,100 Dude, you're gonna be my Dak today, all right? Follow my lead. 829 00:49:39,200 --> 00:49:44,300 - Wait, wait. Whoa, whoa. You wanna just talk to them? - Yeah. It's called having balls. 830 00:49:44,300 --> 00:49:47,800 Or in your case, one ball. Come on. Eric and Linus are waiting. 831 00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:50,700 What are you, the wife? Let's go. 832 00:49:50,700 --> 00:49:53,900 - Wait. You're going over there? - Uh- 833 00:49:53,900 --> 00:49:56,900 Turns out you're more clueless than you think. 834 00:49:57,000 --> 00:49:59,500 - Apparently, so am I. - What does that mean? Zoe! 835 00:49:59,600 --> 00:50:02,500 - Zoe! - Come on. 836 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,200 - Pardon me. - Hi there. 837 00:50:05,300 --> 00:50:07,400 - Hello. How are you? - Hi. 838 00:50:07,500 --> 00:50:10,900 - Hi. - Ladies. 839 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:14,900 - You ladies looking for love in Alderaan places? 840 00:50:15,000 --> 00:50:19,100 - Excuse me? - Alderaan is the last planet destroyed by the Death Star- 841 00:50:19,200 --> 00:50:22,000 Bomba, bomba, bomba! Dat-dat-dat-dat-dat-dat! Daniel-san. 842 00:50:22,100 --> 00:50:25,800 What my socially retarded friend was trying to say... 843 00:50:25,900 --> 00:50:28,800 was that we'd like to maybe buy you two gals a beverage. 844 00:50:28,900 --> 00:50:31,100 - Sure. - Sure. 845 00:50:31,100 --> 00:50:34,100 Oh, my God. Wow. 846 00:50:34,100 --> 00:50:37,300 You know, uh, Eric and Linus are waiting for us. 847 00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:40,500 I think that they're going to understand. 848 00:50:40,600 --> 00:50:43,700 They're going to understand. 849 00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:47,100 Where are they, man? It's almost- It's almost 8:00! 850 00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:50,600 I don't know where they are, but we don't have time to wait for 'em. Come on. 851 00:50:50,700 --> 00:50:53,000 Convention room's this way. Let's go. 852 00:50:59,700 --> 00:51:01,700 - Rak non! - Yes, sir! 853 00:51:01,800 --> 00:51:04,000 Phasers on stun. 854 00:51:04,100 --> 00:51:07,200 Being the C.E.O. of my own company... 855 00:51:07,200 --> 00:51:09,200 I'm not gonna lie to you, I get a lot of perks. 856 00:51:09,300 --> 00:51:11,600 I got a big-ass mansion, you know. 857 00:51:11,700 --> 00:51:14,300 I got a butler- Maurice. 858 00:51:14,400 --> 00:51:19,300 Bentley in the drive. Flux capacitor. 859 00:51:19,300 --> 00:51:23,500 I mean, the 1.21 gigawatts, that don't come cheap, you know. 860 00:51:23,600 --> 00:51:26,500 - But I got the duckets, you know. - Wow. 861 00:51:26,600 --> 00:51:29,500 There's nothing more sexy than a man with power. 862 00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:31,900 What do you mean? Like-You like power? 863 00:51:31,900 --> 00:51:33,900 - Uh-huh. - I like power. 864 00:51:33,900 --> 00:51:36,000 - I got a hell of a lot of power. - Yeah? 865 00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:38,000 Yeah. 866 00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:45,700 You want to come sit on my lap. 867 00:51:48,600 --> 00:51:50,700 Oh. Wow. 868 00:51:52,400 --> 00:51:55,800 You want to take your shirt off. 869 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,800 Wow-ar-r-rm. 870 00:52:01,900 --> 00:52:03,900 Yummy! 871 00:52:17,500 --> 00:52:21,800 Oh, my God. 872 00:52:21,800 --> 00:52:23,600 - Can you smell that? - Trekkies. 873 00:52:23,600 --> 00:52:27,300 Yeah. 874 00:52:29,300 --> 00:52:33,200 Badges. 875 00:52:33,300 --> 00:52:36,600 Yeah, we're not here for the Trek. 876 00:52:36,700 --> 00:52:39,200 Okay? We're here to see somebody. 877 00:52:39,300 --> 00:52:42,700 And who would that be? 878 00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:46,600 We're here to see the nerfherder. 879 00:52:47,800 --> 00:52:51,900 - Hmm? - Scruffy Nerfherder. 880 00:52:54,000 --> 00:52:56,000 Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop! 881 00:52:56,100 --> 00:52:58,600 And then Zoe just storms off. 882 00:52:58,700 --> 00:53:00,700 I mean, she's really... 883 00:53:00,800 --> 00:53:04,600 a very difficult specimen to read sometimes. 884 00:53:04,700 --> 00:53:07,200 If you know what I mean. But I- 885 00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:10,300 You just can't act like that if you wanna be one of the guys. 886 00:53:12,100 --> 00:53:15,600 Maybe... she doesn't wanna be one of the guys. 887 00:53:17,300 --> 00:53:19,200 She likes you. 888 00:53:21,800 --> 00:53:25,000 But I didn't- But she kind of just- 889 00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:29,300 Jesus Murphy! 890 00:53:29,300 --> 00:53:31,600 Wow. Okay. 891 00:53:31,700 --> 00:53:33,900 What-What should I do? 892 00:53:33,900 --> 00:53:37,800 Well, if there's one thing I learned being an escort... 893 00:53:37,800 --> 00:53:41,000 it's that actions speak louder than words. 894 00:53:41,000 --> 00:53:43,000 Did you just say"escort"? 895 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:50,900 Fantastic. 896 00:53:51,000 --> 00:53:53,600 - - Shh! 897 00:53:54,900 --> 00:53:57,300 - I don't think we're alone. - Yeah. 898 00:53:57,400 --> 00:53:59,900 You're late! 899 00:54:03,900 --> 00:54:06,300 It's all there- maps, pass codes... 900 00:54:06,400 --> 00:54:11,300 phony I.D.'s to get you past the front gates, but that's not what's most important. 901 00:54:11,400 --> 00:54:13,400 What's most important? 902 00:54:17,900 --> 00:54:20,700 We never met. 903 00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:22,700 - That's Capt- - Yeah. I think- 904 00:54:24,400 --> 00:54:28,100 I should- Hi. I can't believe that these are classified. 905 00:54:28,100 --> 00:54:31,300 And there's- Look at the maps. I mean, there's badges. 906 00:54:31,400 --> 00:54:34,500 And there's Trekkin' with TJ. What is this for? 907 00:54:34,600 --> 00:54:36,900 Just something for the ride. 908 00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:40,900 - Thank you. - This is unreal. How did you score all this stuff? 909 00:54:40,900 --> 00:54:46,200 Are you kidding? I'm William Shatner. I can score anything. 910 00:54:46,200 --> 00:54:49,100 - Okay. - How 'bout- How 'bout Jeri Ryan's panties? 911 00:54:49,200 --> 00:54:51,900 - Oh. - Anything. 912 00:54:52,000 --> 00:54:54,300 - I'm so glad that we met. - Me too. 913 00:54:54,400 --> 00:54:58,100 This is-Whoa. Hey. Wait, wait. 914 00:54:58,200 --> 00:55:00,200 Okay, let me go. 915 00:55:00,300 --> 00:55:03,700 - Hutch, private convo. Jesus. - What the hell are you- 916 00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:05,800 What are you doing, man? Get the hell out of here. 917 00:55:05,900 --> 00:55:07,900 It's not a good time. The Force is strong with me here. 918 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:11,500 - Actually, your hour's over. - What do you mean,"over"? 919 00:55:11,500 --> 00:55:15,500 - Hutch, they're hookers. - We're not hookers. We're escorts. 920 00:55:15,500 --> 00:55:17,500 - The difference being? - I don't know. 921 00:55:17,600 --> 00:55:20,300 Excuse me. Sorry. You telling me... 922 00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:25,400 that I just spent the last hour sweet talking a smoking, hot whore? 923 00:55:25,500 --> 00:55:28,100 - You could always pay for another hour. - How much? 924 00:55:28,200 --> 00:55:30,600 - One thousand. - Dollars? 925 00:55:30,700 --> 00:55:33,100 - Mm-hmm. - Each! I want a refund. 926 00:55:33,200 --> 00:55:34,900 - Give me a refund. - Is that possible? 927 00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:38,100 You know what? We're male prostitutes and you owe us a thousand dollars! 928 00:55:38,200 --> 00:55:40,700 - You can talk it over with Roach. - Roach? 929 00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:48,500 - Hi, Daddy. - Greetings and salutations. It is payday. 930 00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:51,800 - Ten-thousand shares of Priceline? - Anything. 931 00:55:51,900 --> 00:55:57,000 - Wow. - Next time you see Harry Knowles, tell him we're square. 932 00:55:57,100 --> 00:55:59,100 Friends of yours? 933 00:56:01,500 --> 00:56:04,500 Cry havoc! 934 00:56:09,600 --> 00:56:13,300 Zinfandel. That's a good vintage. 935 00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:16,600 Uh, this has all been a really big misunderstanding. 936 00:56:16,700 --> 00:56:21,400 You see, my friend and I, we didn't know that we were on the clock, per se. 937 00:56:21,500 --> 00:56:23,500 You thought you were getting that for free, did ya? 938 00:56:23,600 --> 00:56:26,800 - Uh, Mr. Roach? - Yeah? 939 00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:29,700 Would you mind not eating those peanuts 'cause- 940 00:56:29,700 --> 00:56:34,000 Buddy, these are like $10 a peanut, you know. 941 00:56:34,100 --> 00:56:36,000 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 942 00:56:36,100 --> 00:56:39,900 Well, why don't you take it out of the $2,000... 943 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:43,300 that you and your skinny little idiot friend owe me, how's that sound? 944 00:56:43,400 --> 00:56:46,400 - Rebel Alliance, dude. - What? Enunciate. 945 00:56:46,400 --> 00:56:48,500 - Rebel Alliance. - Rebel Alliance. 946 00:56:48,600 --> 00:56:51,200 We recognize the tat. We're Star Wars fans. 947 00:56:51,300 --> 00:56:53,000 - You're Star Wars fans? - Yeah. 948 00:56:53,100 --> 00:56:55,700 Shit. Why didn't you say so, man? 949 00:56:55,800 --> 00:56:58,000 You think that's cool, check this shit out. Look. 950 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,700 Entire right side, Rebel Alliance. 951 00:57:00,800 --> 00:57:03,400 "Do or do not." That's funny. 952 00:57:03,500 --> 00:57:06,600 ¶ And this arm is the Dark Side ¶ 953 00:57:06,700 --> 00:57:10,200 ¶ Don't join the Dark Side of the Force ¶¶ 954 00:57:10,300 --> 00:57:12,300 Check this out. Episode I. 955 00:57:12,500 --> 00:57:15,000 Fu-Schnickens. Jar-Jar Binks. 956 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,100 That guy's gonna be the shit. I tell you. 957 00:57:17,200 --> 00:57:19,300 - Wow. - Right? You like that? 958 00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:22,900 - I had them do that pose. I thought it was funny. - That is awesome. 959 00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:26,500 - You guys are all right. - So, we're all hunky-dory? 960 00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:29,600 - We're all copacetic? - Well, if the word"copacetic" means... 961 00:57:29,700 --> 00:57:33,000 I'm gonna rip off your tongue and lick your ass with it, then yeah... 962 00:57:33,100 --> 00:57:35,000 - we're copacetic. - Oh. 963 00:57:37,700 --> 00:57:40,100 - Windows, now! - It was lovely to meet you. 964 00:57:40,200 --> 00:57:43,000 Thank you so much for listening. 965 00:57:45,600 --> 00:57:48,400 - Go, go, go! - Balloons? You thought that was gonna stop 'em? 966 00:57:50,500 --> 00:57:52,100 - Grab the princess. - Come on, Zoe! 967 00:57:52,200 --> 00:57:56,200 - Get off me. I'm not speaking to you. - Seriously. We gotta go now! 968 00:58:01,900 --> 00:58:04,400 Why are we running? What did you do? 969 00:58:06,100 --> 00:58:08,100 They're everywhere! They're everywhere! 970 00:58:08,200 --> 00:58:10,200 You're going the wrong way! 971 00:58:13,600 --> 00:58:15,900 Yeah! 972 00:58:17,100 --> 00:58:21,500 That's him! He's the one who destroyed Khan. 973 00:58:21,600 --> 00:58:23,800 You called Han Solo a bitch, man! 974 00:58:23,900 --> 00:58:27,200 Han Solo is a bitch. 975 00:58:27,300 --> 00:58:30,300 No one calls... 976 00:58:30,400 --> 00:58:34,700 Han Solo a bitch! 977 00:58:43,700 --> 00:58:46,500 - Go, go, go! - Go, go, go! 978 00:58:46,600 --> 00:58:49,500 Why are we running? 979 00:58:52,300 --> 00:58:54,800 - Go! Come on! - What is going on? 980 00:59:00,000 --> 00:59:03,300 You stop this van, you little sons of bitches! I'm gonna kill you! 981 00:59:03,300 --> 00:59:05,700 This is not copacetic. You stop! 982 00:59:10,100 --> 00:59:12,000 Zoe, hit him with the pressed ham! 983 00:59:12,000 --> 00:59:14,700 Yeah! 984 00:59:18,800 --> 00:59:20,600 - Yeah! - Nice. 985 00:59:22,000 --> 00:59:24,700 Nailed it. 986 00:59:27,400 --> 00:59:29,900 Linus? Jesus! 987 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,800 - Where'd he go? - Did he fall out? 988 00:59:31,900 --> 00:59:34,500 Chewie. I call Chewie. 989 00:59:34,600 --> 00:59:38,600 Dr. Richardson to Trauma 2. Dr. Richardson, Trauma 2. 990 00:59:38,700 --> 00:59:40,700 Your friend's awake. 991 00:59:40,700 --> 00:59:43,300 - Uh, cool. Can we see him? - Yes. 992 00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:45,500 But first we need to have a little talk. 993 00:59:45,600 --> 00:59:48,300 Linus tells me that you're on some sort of a road trip. 994 00:59:48,400 --> 00:59:52,300 - Uh, yeah, up to San Francisco. - Well, not anymore, fellas. 995 00:59:52,300 --> 00:59:54,900 The only place he's going is back to Ohio. 996 00:59:55,000 --> 00:59:59,300 - We can't do that. - Just what's so important in San Francisco? 997 01:00:01,300 --> 01:00:03,700 - Uh, he- - Star Wars. 998 01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:06,300 Star Wars? 999 01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:11,000 Look, he is very, very sick and he needs to go home. 1000 01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:16,000 No. 1001 01:00:17,500 --> 01:00:21,200 Guys, we can't-we can't do this now. We can't give up now. 1002 01:00:21,200 --> 01:00:23,900 Not when we're so close. 1003 01:00:26,200 --> 01:00:30,300 Linus, it's just a movie. 1004 01:00:35,700 --> 01:00:38,900 Yeah, maybe it is. Maybe it is. You know what? 1005 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:41,700 To most people, Star Wars is just a movie, right? 1006 01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:44,100 - Not to us! - We just spoke to the doctor. 1007 01:00:44,100 --> 01:00:47,300 Screw that doctor! Screw- Screw all those people! 1008 01:00:47,400 --> 01:00:51,800 Did-Did they ever get their- their heads stuck in a bucket trying to be Darth Vader? 1009 01:00:51,800 --> 01:00:54,100 - I mean, I don't think so. No. - Nope. 1010 01:00:54,100 --> 01:00:57,600 Did they ever singe their eyebrows trying to make a lightsaber? 1011 01:00:57,600 --> 01:01:01,300 No way. Did they name their right hand Leia? 1012 01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:03,800 Who knows? Yes, they could have. 1013 01:01:03,900 --> 01:01:05,800 - But you know who did? - Me. 1014 01:01:05,900 --> 01:01:08,200 Yes, you did. So did I. So did you. 1015 01:01:08,300 --> 01:01:11,200 - We all did. - You guys are freaking sick. You know that? 1016 01:01:11,300 --> 01:01:13,300 This is our Death Star, man. 1017 01:01:16,500 --> 01:01:20,700 And I don't know about you, guys, but I'm not running away from this one. 1018 01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:24,500 - Me neither. - Screw it. I named both my hands Leia. 1019 01:01:27,300 --> 01:01:30,300 What the hell are you doing? Do you know who this is? 1020 01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,800 It's that way. 1021 01:01:32,900 --> 01:01:35,400 Jail break! Jail break! 1022 01:01:35,400 --> 01:01:37,700 What's going on? 1023 01:01:42,000 --> 01:01:45,800 - Hold it right there! - No, uh, please- 1024 01:01:45,900 --> 01:01:47,900 You're our only hope. 1025 01:01:52,100 --> 01:01:55,400 Take two of these every three hours. 1026 01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:01,100 Oh, my God. 1027 01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:06,100 - I love you. - I know. 1028 01:02:06,100 --> 01:02:08,200 Yeah! 1029 01:02:21,300 --> 01:02:23,400 - - Mmm. 1030 01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:27,000 Nothing worse than a locked shitter when you got to turd, am I right? 1031 01:02:27,100 --> 01:02:28,600 Seriously, man. 1032 01:02:31,900 --> 01:02:35,200 That is it, man! I don't wanna do this anymore! 1033 01:02:35,300 --> 01:02:38,800 Why not? What'd I tell you, sweet and womanly, right? 1034 01:02:38,900 --> 01:02:40,800 - Womanly? - 1035 01:02:40,800 --> 01:02:43,400 - Make sure you go tell your friends. - I'll be back. 1036 01:02:49,900 --> 01:02:53,200 Bam, bam, bam! Hyah! Wanna try that? 1037 01:02:55,700 --> 01:02:59,200 Start the car! Start the van! 1038 01:03:02,800 --> 01:03:05,900 Hi! 1039 01:03:06,000 --> 01:03:08,000 - Let's do it! Let's do it! - Oh, my God! 1040 01:03:08,100 --> 01:03:12,500 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1041 01:03:12,500 --> 01:03:15,900 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1042 01:03:15,900 --> 01:03:17,900 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 1043 01:03:17,900 --> 01:03:21,200 Shut up, man! It was a hundred miles ago! Stop living in the past! 1044 01:03:21,300 --> 01:03:23,200 Oh, my God! 1045 01:03:23,300 --> 01:03:26,800 Lucas Valley Road. We gotta steal that sign, guys. 1046 01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:37,700 - Zoe, how we looking out there? 1047 01:03:37,700 --> 01:03:42,300 One guard manning the booth. Couple civvies roaming about. 1048 01:03:42,400 --> 01:03:45,800 - Nothing we can't handle. - All right, fellas,"X" marks our target. 1049 01:03:45,800 --> 01:03:49,500 Level"C" editing bays. It's our best chance for finding the rough cut. 1050 01:03:49,500 --> 01:03:52,700 Excellent. Okay. Once we've breached the front gate... 1051 01:03:52,700 --> 01:03:57,600 we're gonna be off on foot, so we're gonna have to take a shortcut at this wall here. 1052 01:03:57,700 --> 01:03:59,800 And you know what that means. 1053 01:03:59,900 --> 01:04:02,000 Are you shitting- Grappling hook? 1054 01:04:07,500 --> 01:04:10,200 ¶ A modern-day warrior Mean, mean stride ¶ 1055 01:04:10,200 --> 01:04:13,400 ¶ Today's Tom Sawyer Mean, mean pride ¶ 1056 01:04:19,700 --> 01:04:24,000 I can do this. 1057 01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:26,900 - Get up. - Windows, how's it look up there? 1058 01:04:27,000 --> 01:04:30,100 Windows, make sure there are no cameras. 1059 01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:32,700 - Can you see anything? 1060 01:04:32,800 --> 01:04:35,800 All right, one, two- 1061 01:04:35,900 --> 01:04:40,000 - Oh, Jesus! - Windows, Jesus! 1062 01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:43,200 - - Owl 1063 01:04:43,300 --> 01:04:46,100 - Okay. - Wait. There he is. Good man. Good man. 1064 01:04:46,100 --> 01:04:48,800 Let's go. Follow my lead. Follow my lead. 1065 01:04:48,900 --> 01:04:52,700 Get down. Stay low. The ninja roll. 1066 01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:55,400 Guys, get down! 1067 01:04:55,500 --> 01:04:59,900 - Jackass. - Guys, wait for me. 1068 01:05:00,000 --> 01:05:02,500 I hate running. 1069 01:05:02,600 --> 01:05:06,800 This is like the most exercise you guys have gotten all year. 1070 01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:12,600 This is the one Shatner said would be open. 1071 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,300 A breach in Skywalker security. 1072 01:05:18,400 --> 01:05:21,900 Wow. Okay, we're in. 1073 01:05:24,000 --> 01:05:26,500 I feel like we're in a Scooby-Doo episode. 1074 01:05:26,600 --> 01:05:30,300 Go, go, go, go. 1075 01:05:30,400 --> 01:05:32,300 - Hutch? - Yeah? 1076 01:05:32,400 --> 01:05:35,800 Your ass still smells like ham and cheese. 1077 01:05:40,700 --> 01:05:42,700 Sweet. That way. 1078 01:05:47,500 --> 01:05:49,500 Wow. 1079 01:05:59,300 --> 01:06:02,900 Shatner, don't fail us now, right? 1080 01:06:04,500 --> 01:06:07,000 Whoa. 1081 01:06:07,000 --> 01:06:08,900 Yeah! 1082 01:06:18,200 --> 01:06:20,600 - Oh, my God. - No way. 1083 01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,400 We're home, boys. 1084 01:06:26,500 --> 01:06:28,400 See, that's what I call a collection. 1085 01:06:28,500 --> 01:06:31,300 This is where I want my ashes scattered. 1086 01:06:40,400 --> 01:06:43,500 Oh! 1087 01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:49,000 -" Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope." 1088 01:06:49,100 --> 01:06:52,600 They've got Indy stuff. 1089 01:06:52,600 --> 01:06:54,900 Thermal detonator. 1090 01:06:54,900 --> 01:06:57,200 I think I'm gonna cry. 1091 01:06:57,200 --> 01:07:02,400 Hey. They got Willow's spell book! 1092 01:07:02,500 --> 01:07:04,800 You know, Willow? Little guy? 1093 01:07:04,800 --> 01:07:08,700 Magical- "Kaiya." 1094 01:07:08,800 --> 01:07:10,400 Who cares about Willow? 1095 01:07:10,500 --> 01:07:14,600 Look at this. 1096 01:07:14,700 --> 01:07:17,600 "Throw me the idol." 1097 01:07:18,700 --> 01:07:21,600 Guys, look at this. "We've got bad dates." 1098 01:07:21,700 --> 01:07:26,400 One kaddam for the Hebrew god. 1099 01:07:26,500 --> 01:07:29,400 We have a breach in the archive room. Breach in the archive room. 1100 01:07:40,100 --> 01:07:43,100 You know, no matter how you felt about the guy... 1101 01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:47,300 Vader embraced his fate. 1102 01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:49,600 He faced death head-on. 1103 01:07:52,800 --> 01:07:56,300 No one moves. 1104 01:07:56,400 --> 01:08:00,100 Subjects have been located. Requesting backup. 1105 01:08:00,100 --> 01:08:02,800 Please step away from Lord Vader. 1106 01:08:02,900 --> 01:08:05,400 Dude, what's up with the outfits? 1107 01:08:05,500 --> 01:08:07,800 Company policy. 1108 01:08:07,900 --> 01:08:10,300 You wanna work here, you gotta wear the suit. 1109 01:08:10,400 --> 01:08:13,800 Carl, you make us wear the suit. 1110 01:08:13,900 --> 01:08:17,300 - Run? - Run. - Run. 1111 01:08:18,400 --> 01:08:20,500 - Zoe! - Just go! 1112 01:08:20,600 --> 01:08:23,700 - I'm not leaving without her. - What, are you crazy? It's three against one! 1113 01:08:23,800 --> 01:08:26,100 Never tell me the odds. 1114 01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:29,800 There can be only one. 1115 01:08:33,700 --> 01:08:36,600 Time for you to get mauled, boy. 1116 01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:46,600 I'm good. 1117 01:08:46,700 --> 01:08:49,200 - Go! - Let's go! 1118 01:08:49,300 --> 01:08:51,000 Man down! Man down! 1119 01:08:57,800 --> 01:08:59,700 Stop! Don't move! 1120 01:08:59,800 --> 01:09:01,700 Run! 1121 01:09:01,800 --> 01:09:04,600 Subjects are fleeing to the west corridor! 1122 01:09:04,700 --> 01:09:07,500 - Go, go, go! - Stop! 1123 01:09:07,500 --> 01:09:09,300 Go, go! 1124 01:09:09,400 --> 01:09:12,600 Come on! 1125 01:09:15,600 --> 01:09:20,500 Hmm. Yoda says going up you are. 1126 01:09:28,400 --> 01:09:32,900 - In! - Get in! Get your ass in there! 1127 01:09:32,900 --> 01:09:36,000 - Hurry! - Let's go! 1128 01:09:36,100 --> 01:09:38,300 Move it! Over there! 1129 01:09:38,300 --> 01:09:41,900 Over there! Let's go! 1130 01:09:44,500 --> 01:09:46,500 That was awesome! 1131 01:09:47,700 --> 01:09:50,500 Where the hell are we? 1132 01:09:50,500 --> 01:09:52,700 I have a bad feeling about this. 1133 01:09:52,800 --> 01:09:55,900 Um, you guys don't think that the, um- 1134 01:09:56,000 --> 01:09:58,000 We are in George Lucas's trash room. 1135 01:09:58,100 --> 01:10:01,900 Don't be ridiculous, okay? The walls are not gonna close in on us. 1136 01:10:02,000 --> 01:10:04,700 - 1137 01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:08,800 - Holy- - Jesus! 1138 01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:11,300 1139 01:10:11,300 --> 01:10:13,400 - Let's fortify the walls with this. - Do it! 1140 01:10:13,400 --> 01:10:16,300 - Um, girls? - Goddamn you, walls! 1141 01:10:16,300 --> 01:10:18,100 Girls! 1142 01:10:18,100 --> 01:10:18,200 1143 01:10:18,200 --> 01:10:20,500 That'd be the air duct. 1144 01:10:20,500 --> 01:10:21,800 1145 01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:22,000 - And that there's the exit. - Yeah, the exit. 1146 01:10:22,000 --> 01:10:24,500 - And that there's the exit. - Yeah, the exit. 1147 01:10:24,500 --> 01:10:27,500 - And you guys are the big pussies. - I knew. 1148 01:10:27,500 --> 01:10:30,600 "3PO! We're all right!" 1149 01:10:34,200 --> 01:10:38,200 Guys, this way! 1150 01:10:38,300 --> 01:10:41,400 - Yikes! - Check in here. 1151 01:10:41,500 --> 01:10:43,400 This one's clear. 1152 01:10:52,400 --> 01:10:55,300 Damn it, shut up! 1153 01:10:58,300 --> 01:11:00,600 I think we lost 'em, right? 1154 01:11:04,200 --> 01:11:08,300 Yeah, we lost them for now, but we cannot run around this place all night. 1155 01:11:11,600 --> 01:11:13,600 Guys! 1156 01:11:15,100 --> 01:11:16,900 We're in the motherboard. We're in. 1157 01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:20,400 - George Lucas's office. - George Lucas's office! 1158 01:11:20,500 --> 01:11:24,000 Holy shit. Oh, wow. We're- We're- 1159 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:26,300 - Oh, my God. - We're in the motherboard. 1160 01:11:26,400 --> 01:11:29,300 You guys need to see this. You guys need to see this. Look. 1161 01:11:31,700 --> 01:11:34,400 - - Holy Hoth! 1162 01:11:34,400 --> 01:11:37,900 - I think this is it. I think this is it. - Oh, my God. 1163 01:11:38,000 --> 01:11:40,600 Play it. Play it. 1164 01:11:40,600 --> 01:11:43,900 Hey, get over here. Come on. 1165 01:11:47,700 --> 01:11:50,000 - ¶¶ - The crawl! 1166 01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:52,700 The crawl! 1167 01:11:52,700 --> 01:11:56,100 - Oh, my God. - ¶¶ 1168 01:12:01,200 --> 01:12:03,000 Come on! Come on! 1169 01:12:08,100 --> 01:12:10,900 - Here you are. - Yeah. 1170 01:12:13,900 --> 01:12:16,800 That hooker in Vegas gave me something. 1171 01:12:16,900 --> 01:12:18,800 What? 1172 01:12:18,900 --> 01:12:21,100 The truth. 1173 01:12:21,200 --> 01:12:24,600 I'm in love with you and, uh- 1174 01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:26,900 I love you too. 1175 01:12:26,900 --> 01:12:29,800 - Stand back. - 1176 01:12:40,000 --> 01:12:42,900 - Okay, on your feet! - Us? 1177 01:12:42,900 --> 01:12:46,800 - Yeah! Come on up! On your feet! - Get on outta here! Come on! 1178 01:12:46,900 --> 01:12:49,100 Now! Get on your feet! 1179 01:12:49,200 --> 01:12:51,400 Yeah, get on your feet! Who the hell are these people? 1180 01:12:51,500 --> 01:12:53,900 - And line up against the wall, all of you! - Back against the wall! 1181 01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:57,300 Get up! What are you talkin' about? Hey! 1182 01:12:57,400 --> 01:13:01,000 Step away from the Millennium Falcon and line up against the wall. 1183 01:13:02,400 --> 01:13:04,700 - Now! - Oh. 1184 01:13:04,800 --> 01:13:07,200 - Oh, God. - Linus, what are you doing, man? 1185 01:13:07,300 --> 01:13:10,000 I'm feeling crazy right now. 1186 01:13:10,100 --> 01:13:13,000 - Dude, do you have any idea how valuable that thing is? - Not a good idea. 1187 01:13:13,100 --> 01:13:15,500 Put it down. Come on. Put it down now! 1188 01:13:15,600 --> 01:13:20,100 You guys stand up against the wall, or I will smash this thing into a billion pieces! 1189 01:13:21,100 --> 01:13:24,100 I will. I will smash this! 1190 01:13:24,200 --> 01:13:26,900 - No. - What, you think I won't? 1191 01:13:27,000 --> 01:13:29,600 - No, I don't. - No, you don't, you think that I won't... 1192 01:13:29,700 --> 01:13:31,700 or, no, you don't, you think that I will? 1193 01:13:31,800 --> 01:13:35,100 - The first one. - I'm confused. Who's doing what now? 1194 01:13:35,200 --> 01:13:37,200 - You tell me. - It doesn't matter. 1195 01:13:37,300 --> 01:13:40,700 Because if he puts down the Millennium Falcon, I will smash this training remote... 1196 01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:42,300 erasing it from history. 1197 01:13:42,300 --> 01:13:44,900 - Come on, guys. Let's rethink this. - Shut up, Windows! 1198 01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:47,700 - Who's doing what? - Put down the Millennium Falcon and the training remote... 1199 01:13:47,800 --> 01:13:49,700 or I will destroy this puppet. 1200 01:13:49,800 --> 01:13:52,400 - Craig! You can't! - Shut up, Barry. 1201 01:13:52,500 --> 01:13:55,000 - Put down Master Yoda! - You put yours down, damn it! 1202 01:13:55,100 --> 01:13:58,600 I can't do it! 1203 01:13:58,700 --> 01:14:00,800 - All right, everybody shut up! - Oh! 1204 01:14:00,900 --> 01:14:04,700 Swear to God, this little ewok is going up in flames! I'll do it. 1205 01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:07,500 - Do it. Go ahead. Burn it. - I will. 1206 01:14:07,500 --> 01:14:09,400 - Yeah, burn it. - Guys, nobody wants this. 1207 01:14:09,500 --> 01:14:11,500 - I will. - Burn it. Burn it. 1208 01:14:11,600 --> 01:14:14,000 - I'm gonna. That's what I said! - Burn it! 1209 01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:17,000 Good. I was always more of a Star Trek fan anyway. 1210 01:14:17,100 --> 01:14:20,300 Damn Trekkies are everywhere! 1211 01:14:22,800 --> 01:14:26,100 All right, we'll take it from here. Sir, give me the Falcon. 1212 01:14:28,400 --> 01:14:31,200 - I can't believe I let you guys get me into this. - Shut up! 1213 01:14:36,400 --> 01:14:39,200 How you guys doing? You guys doing good? 1214 01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:43,100 So let me get this right. 1215 01:14:43,200 --> 01:14:47,200 You guys wanted to see our movie early for free. 1216 01:14:47,300 --> 01:14:50,500 So you broke into private property, huh? 1217 01:14:50,500 --> 01:14:52,700 - And you tried to steal it. - I-I- 1218 01:14:52,700 --> 01:14:54,800 I haven't even seen the movie yet! 1219 01:14:54,800 --> 01:14:56,700 Sir, I understand that this looks bad- 1220 01:14:56,800 --> 01:15:00,200 It looks like three-to-five-years, locked-up, for-breaking-and-entering bad. 1221 01:15:00,300 --> 01:15:03,300 That's right, sweet cheeks. By the time y'all walk away from this... 1222 01:15:03,300 --> 01:15:06,000 your faces are gonna be shrunken and shriveled... 1223 01:15:06,100 --> 01:15:08,500 just like your one nut. 1224 01:15:08,500 --> 01:15:12,400 What? How can he possibly know that? 1225 01:15:12,500 --> 01:15:14,400 Oh, we know about your uniball. 1226 01:15:14,500 --> 01:15:19,300 We know everything, Mr. Harold Hutchinson, a. k. a. Hutch. 1227 01:15:19,400 --> 01:15:23,200 Son of Gloria. Humongous Rush fan. 1228 01:15:23,200 --> 01:15:25,400 Dude, you're freaking me out. How do you know this? 1229 01:15:25,500 --> 01:15:27,500 Because you have a Rush shirt on, dipshit. 1230 01:15:27,600 --> 01:15:32,800 And because we have a dossier on every single one of you. 1231 01:15:32,800 --> 01:15:34,600 No one move! 1232 01:15:34,700 --> 01:15:37,900 Get your hands off the glass table. 1233 01:15:38,000 --> 01:15:40,800 Hello, Mr. Lucas. 1234 01:15:40,900 --> 01:15:42,900 Shut up! Shut your mouths. 1235 01:15:43,000 --> 01:15:46,000 - Yes. - I can hear his beard. 1236 01:15:46,100 --> 01:15:49,700 Yes. Shut up. Mm-hmm. 1237 01:15:49,700 --> 01:15:53,500 I don't wanna say that it was a hole in my security, but- How did you guys break in? 1238 01:15:53,500 --> 01:15:55,600 - I used a grappling hook- - And we climbed- 1239 01:15:55,700 --> 01:15:58,500 - Was William Shatner involved with this? - No. Not at all. 1240 01:15:58,600 --> 01:16:02,300 They said no. No. No one was hurt. Not yet. 1241 01:16:02,400 --> 01:16:04,500 Mm-hmm. 1242 01:16:04,500 --> 01:16:06,700 Okay. Very well. 1243 01:16:10,300 --> 01:16:15,300 Damn it. I've just been told that what I said earlier I no longer believe. 1244 01:16:15,400 --> 01:16:17,300 Hmm? 1245 01:16:20,300 --> 01:16:23,600 Mr. Lucas is touched and mildly flattered by what you have done here. 1246 01:16:23,700 --> 01:16:26,500 And I have been informed that I feel the same way. 1247 01:16:26,600 --> 01:16:30,800 So the charges are gonna be dropped. 1248 01:16:30,800 --> 01:16:33,900 That is, of course, if you are... 1249 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:36,500 what you appear to be. 1250 01:16:36,600 --> 01:16:38,800 Uh, what do we appear to be? 1251 01:16:38,900 --> 01:16:43,800 Fanboys. Something we can easily determine with a simple quiz. 1252 01:16:50,000 --> 01:16:52,500 What is the name of the planet that Leia gave Grand MoffTarkin... 1253 01:16:52,600 --> 01:16:55,000 as the false location of the rebel base in Episode IV? 1254 01:16:55,100 --> 01:16:58,600 - Dantooine. - What is the name of the gunner in Luke's snow speeder? 1255 01:16:58,700 --> 01:17:02,300 - Dak. - Where is a woman's g-spot located? 1256 01:17:04,500 --> 01:17:07,800 - What? - If you were to ask a woman to perform a Mississippi handbag... 1257 01:17:07,800 --> 01:17:10,500 where would your testicles end up? 1258 01:17:10,500 --> 01:17:13,300 That's not a Star Wars question. 1259 01:17:13,400 --> 01:17:16,800 I didn't say the nipples. I said the little bumps around the nipples. 1260 01:17:16,900 --> 01:17:19,200 Yar-Arr- 1261 01:17:19,300 --> 01:17:21,400 That is not a Louisiana pile driver. 1262 01:17:21,500 --> 01:17:25,600 But you wouldn't know about that, would you? Hmph. Virgin. 1263 01:17:25,700 --> 01:17:27,700 Virgin. 1264 01:17:27,800 --> 01:17:30,200 Areola borealis? 1265 01:17:30,200 --> 01:17:33,100 Near the-the, um, bumps? 1266 01:17:34,500 --> 01:17:37,500 That's what you do. You aim for the eye, grab the lip... 1267 01:17:37,600 --> 01:17:39,400 lead her around the room- blinding the marlin. 1268 01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:42,100 God, you're sexy and well-versed. I like it. 1269 01:17:43,700 --> 01:17:45,600 Okay. Guards! 1270 01:17:45,600 --> 01:17:48,100 - Okay, that's it. - That's what happens. Okay, I got it. All right. 1271 01:17:48,100 --> 01:17:50,100 - I'm good. - Bye-bye. 1272 01:17:50,100 --> 01:17:55,000 Congratulations. Mr. Lucas has decided to drop the charges. 1273 01:17:57,700 --> 01:17:59,900 So, what? We're free to go, right? 1274 01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:03,300 Well, not exactly. He says you can watch the film. 1275 01:18:03,300 --> 01:18:06,700 What? We can watch the movie? 1276 01:18:08,800 --> 01:18:11,000 Hold it. Hold it. Only you. 1277 01:18:16,000 --> 01:18:18,200 It's good, man. It's right. 1278 01:18:23,600 --> 01:18:27,500 ¶ Hey, are you lonely ¶ 1279 01:18:28,800 --> 01:18:33,200 - ¶ Has summer gone so slowly ¶ 1280 01:18:33,200 --> 01:18:37,400 ¶ We found the ground ¶ 1281 01:18:37,500 --> 01:18:41,700 ¶ And that damage was done ¶ 1282 01:18:41,800 --> 01:18:45,600 ¶ It's cold as you fade into the sun ¶ 1283 01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:50,400 ¶ Where'd you go ¶ 1284 01:18:52,600 --> 01:18:55,900 ¶ To me ¶ 1285 01:19:03,600 --> 01:19:05,800 ¶ But you're alive ¶ 1286 01:19:05,900 --> 01:19:07,900 ¶ Well, it's only ¶ 1287 01:19:09,400 --> 01:19:13,600 ¶ Fallen frames they told me ¶ 1288 01:19:13,700 --> 01:19:17,200 ¶ You stand out ¶ 1289 01:19:17,200 --> 01:19:20,400 ¶ It's so loud and so what if it is ¶ 1290 01:19:22,300 --> 01:19:26,700 ¶ It's cold as you face into the wind ¶ 1291 01:19:26,700 --> 01:19:28,700 Chewie. 1292 01:19:31,100 --> 01:19:35,300 ¶ Tonight the sun shall see its light ¶ 1293 01:19:35,400 --> 01:19:40,500 ¶ So what if you catch me Where would we land ¶ 1294 01:19:40,500 --> 01:19:46,000 ¶ In somebody's life for taking his hands ¶ 1295 01:19:46,100 --> 01:19:51,300 ¶ Sing to me hope as she's thrown on the sand ¶ 1296 01:19:51,400 --> 01:19:56,900 ¶ All of our work is rated again ¶ 1297 01:19:58,000 --> 01:20:00,000 ¶ Where to go ¶¶ 1298 01:20:08,400 --> 01:20:11,700 - That's not bad. - Thanks, man. 1299 01:20:23,300 --> 01:20:26,500 There's something I need to- I should... 1300 01:20:26,500 --> 01:20:28,600 probably tell you before, uh- 1301 01:20:28,600 --> 01:20:31,800 Before I'm gone. 1302 01:20:31,800 --> 01:20:35,000 You could say it. I won't hold it against you. 1303 01:20:36,700 --> 01:20:40,500 I just- I wish I could... 1304 01:20:42,800 --> 01:20:45,900 change these last three years, you know. 1305 01:20:47,400 --> 01:20:50,700 You know, I wouldn't want you to. 1306 01:20:50,800 --> 01:20:53,300 You gotta keep the flaws. 1307 01:20:53,300 --> 01:20:55,500 Crappy effects. 1308 01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:57,600 Real puppets. 1309 01:20:57,600 --> 01:21:00,300 That's what makes it so good, you know? 1310 01:21:00,400 --> 01:21:02,300 Yeah. 1311 01:21:02,400 --> 01:21:06,000 This was never about the movie. 1312 01:21:06,100 --> 01:21:10,600 You know, this was, uh- this was about all of us. 1313 01:21:12,400 --> 01:21:14,600 Hey. 1314 01:21:17,200 --> 01:21:21,000 Look at us. We're together again, freezing our nuts off. 1315 01:21:21,000 --> 01:21:23,300 No teaming up! That's a rule! 1316 01:21:23,400 --> 01:21:25,600 You're such dicks! 1317 01:21:25,600 --> 01:21:28,400 - Both of you are dicks! - I'm gonna go save him. 1318 01:21:28,500 --> 01:21:30,700 - Please. - You coming? 1319 01:21:30,700 --> 01:21:33,500 No, I'm good right here. 1320 01:21:34,600 --> 01:21:36,600 All right, man. 1321 01:21:45,400 --> 01:21:47,400 I'm good right here. 1322 01:22:04,400 --> 01:22:06,200 Guys, it's time. 1323 01:22:08,100 --> 01:22:12,000 That better be your lucky R2 poking me. 1324 01:22:12,100 --> 01:22:14,800 Nope. My penis. 1325 01:22:17,500 --> 01:22:19,500 You guys are gross. 1326 01:22:40,100 --> 01:22:42,600 Any, uh- Any sign of Hutch? 1327 01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:52,300 - Talk to me. - It's me. Where the hell are you? 1328 01:22:52,400 --> 01:22:54,800 I'm just finishing up at the garage here, man. 1329 01:22:54,900 --> 01:22:58,500 - Shake a leg, ya bastard. We're saving your place. - All right. 1330 01:23:08,700 --> 01:23:11,000 Okay! 1331 01:23:11,100 --> 01:23:15,000 Yes! That's awesome. That's awesome. 1332 01:23:15,000 --> 01:23:17,700 - Hey! - Hey! Oh, my God! 1333 01:23:17,800 --> 01:23:19,700 Right at the buzzer. 1334 01:23:19,800 --> 01:23:21,600 Yeah! 1335 01:23:23,600 --> 01:23:26,600 Excuse me. Are you Eric Bottler? 1336 01:23:26,700 --> 01:23:28,100 Yeah. 1337 01:23:30,500 --> 01:23:33,800 - We just got your new comic. - Whoa. 1338 01:23:33,900 --> 01:23:36,300 - Thanks, guys. I appreciate that. - I don't. 1339 01:23:36,300 --> 01:23:38,400 I think it's quite shoddy. 1340 01:23:38,400 --> 01:23:42,000 - Worst series ever. - Total Lucas rip-off! 1341 01:23:42,100 --> 01:23:45,500 - The artwork is neophyte. - At best. 1342 01:23:45,600 --> 01:23:48,300 - What's up, my nerds? - Ah. 1343 01:23:48,400 --> 01:23:52,100 Why don't you ask the man for an autograph? Ask the man for an autograph! 1344 01:23:53,800 --> 01:23:56,300 Do it! 1345 01:23:56,300 --> 01:23:59,800 "You are a douche bag. 1346 01:23:59,900 --> 01:24:02,900 Love, Eric Bottler." Here you go. 1347 01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:07,200 All right, let's move it, Boba Fags. End of the line. 1348 01:24:07,300 --> 01:24:10,200 - Move it! Let's go! - Chaz, what the hell are you doing here, man? 1349 01:24:10,300 --> 01:24:12,700 Ah, come on, bro. It's the Wars. 1350 01:24:12,800 --> 01:24:15,700 I love that about you. 1351 01:24:15,800 --> 01:24:19,300 Look at you, C-3Penis Face. How'd you pull that trim? 1352 01:24:27,400 --> 01:24:29,100 - Doctor. - Oh! 1353 01:24:29,200 --> 01:24:31,100 - Smart man. - Thank you, sir. 1354 01:24:31,200 --> 01:24:32,900 They're good. There you go. 1355 01:24:33,000 --> 01:24:36,400 - Hey, you guys. To Linus. - Yeah, to Linus. 1356 01:24:52,000 --> 01:24:54,900 - Hey, you guys. - What, man? 1357 01:24:54,900 --> 01:24:57,700 What if the movie sucks?