1
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- Hey, Jimmy, baby!

2
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- What's goin' on?

3
00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,271
- Yo, big night tonight, huh?

4
00:01:12,273 --> 00:01:14,706
- Hey, Jim, I got my classical
hiphop music CD, man.

5
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Should I just give it to you

6
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or take it right to the DJ?

7
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What is your process?
- Wait, wait, wait, wait.

8
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Have you been working out?

9
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Telling you, it
really shows, man.

10
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It really shows!

11
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What's that scent?

12
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Is that

13
00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:29,254
Old Spice?

14
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Grizzly Bear?

15
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I have a nose for
these things, man.

16
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Classy choice!

17
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It's sexy, am I right?

18
00:01:35,029 --> 00:01:36,929
Isn't that sexy!

19
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You need to change

20
00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:49,942
your ringtone, man.

21
00:01:49,944 --> 00:01:51,310
You really need to change it.
- Hey, hey, Joyce Ann?

22
00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:53,278
- You call your mom Joyce Ann?
- I call her

23
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by her preferred name
whenever we're going

24
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through a rough patch.

25
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- I didn't know you were
going through a rough patch,

26
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I'm sorry, that's terrible.

27
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- Dipshit.

28
00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:02,421
- Really?

29
00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:05,023
- You gave me $5??

30
00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,293
You're so cheap, bro!

31
00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:24,776
- Classical music
which is like rap.

32
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I call it rapsical.

33
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I'm still working on the name.

34
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It's a hybrid.

35
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I've never really
been down before.

36
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First of its kind.

37
00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,019
I'm kind of like an
innovator, you know?

38
00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:35,754
Like Mozart.

39
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Hey, look, I got an
extra CD on me now,

40
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if you wanna listen to it.

41
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It's pretty good.

42
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- Lee!

43
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Lee!

44
00:02:43,796 --> 00:02:45,330
Yo, yo, Lee, Lee!
- What up, fan?

45
00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:47,399
- We went to high
school together!

46
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Yo, hey, guys!

47
00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,236
Remember?

48
00:02:51,238 --> 00:02:52,838
TB East!

49
00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,340
Hey, hey, hey, Jimmy, Jimmy.

50
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Look at me, look at
me for a second.

51
00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:58,477
That guy that just
walked in there

52
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is like a really
close friend of mine

53
00:03:00,114 --> 00:03:01,446
for like years, like forever.

54
00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:05,250
So if you could just let
me squeeze in there.

55
00:03:05,252 --> 00:03:09,621
- Gotta be more like them, man.

56
00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:12,157
- Did you say rapsical earlier?

57
00:03:12,159 --> 00:03:14,359
Did you actually use
that terminology?

58
00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:15,928
- That's my brand!

59
00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:21,533
- Rapsical!

60
00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,940
- Looks amazing in
there right now.

61
00:03:27,942 --> 00:03:28,941
- So many hot girls.

62
00:03:28,943 --> 00:03:30,576
We need to get in there tonight.

63
00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:31,843
- Next time I'm
bringin' chairs, man.

64
00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:33,278
- No, you're not.
- I am!

65
00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,214
- You will not do that!
- Why would you bring chairs?

66
00:03:35,216 --> 00:03:36,415
- Hey, guys.

67
00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:37,716
You just missed a great night!

68
00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:39,318
See ya!
- We gonna have fun tonight!

69
00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,086
- We had a great
night out here, Lee!

70
00:03:41,088 --> 00:03:42,020
You should have seen...

71
00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:44,356
It was hilarious, we were...

72
00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:46,858
- Hey, hey, hey, Jimmy!

73
00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:49,928
Come here for a
second, man, listen.

74
00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:55,601
- Are you serious?

75
00:03:55,603 --> 00:03:57,970
You are the fucking guy!

76
00:03:57,972 --> 00:04:01,173
- Yo, I'm gonna get
a photo of this!

77
00:04:01,175 --> 00:04:05,344
Hello, how are you?

78
00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:10,482
- Damn!

79
00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:15,053
I see what you're
doin', pretty boy!

80
00:04:45,051 --> 00:04:46,051
- Hey, hey, hey, no, no, no.

81
00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:47,386
Bring it in, bring it in now.

82
00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:48,487
Okay, we're gettin' in.

83
00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:49,721
We need to think of a plan.

84
00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:51,223
- Oh, man, we made
it, we're here!

85
00:04:51,225 --> 00:04:53,125
- Okay, well I'm about
to get my drink on,

86
00:04:53,127 --> 00:04:55,127
and my dance on!
- No, no, no, no!

87
00:04:55,129 --> 00:04:56,662
Okay, guys, look at me.

88
00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:58,230
Look at me right now.

89
00:04:58,232 --> 00:05:00,999
We need to score
the drinks first.

90
00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:03,068
That's the first thing
we have to do, okay?

91
00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:05,270
And then we need to scope out
the situation with the girls.

92
00:05:05,272 --> 00:05:06,471
- Okay, okay, alright, alright.

93
00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,473
- Dude, there is so
many hot girls in here!

94
00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:11,109
But this bartender
never serves us!

95
00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:12,978
- That's 'cause you're
not confident, man!

96
00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:15,380
You're a nervous, sweaty
little man, okay?

97
00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:17,949
You need to go up there,
looking cool and confident.

98
00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:19,017
That goes for you, too.

99
00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:20,552
Everybody. - Dude, I'm confident

100
00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:22,020
and cool. - Okay.

101
00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:24,089
Well, first thing we gotta do
is get out of this huddle,

102
00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:25,991
'cause it's startin'
to look weird.

103
00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,359
- It looks strange.
- Okay.

104
00:05:27,361 --> 00:05:30,195
I'm gonna show you guys
some dance moves, okay?

105
00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,603
Yo, hello, ladies.

106
00:05:38,605 --> 00:05:40,339
I hope you guys are
both on birth control,

107
00:05:40,341 --> 00:05:43,575
'cause tonight, you're
both gonna need it!

108
00:05:51,117 --> 00:05:52,951
- Really, your moves?

109
00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:57,956
That was truly incredible.
- That was brilliant, man!

110
00:05:57,958 --> 00:05:59,291
- Just inspiring, man.
- Beautiful, I wonder

111
00:05:59,293 --> 00:06:01,093
what you said to her?

112
00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,302
- Okay.

113
00:06:10,304 --> 00:06:13,105
You guys might need
to find a ride home.

114
00:06:13,107 --> 00:06:15,140
- Where does he
think he's goin'?

115
00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:17,676
Good luck, let's
see with this one.

116
00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:18,744
- Watch this.
- What's he gonna do?

117
00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:21,046
- He's gonna fail.

118
00:06:21,914 --> 00:06:22,981
- Oh!
- Sag!

119
00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:25,117
Yeah, pick your face up.

120
00:06:25,119 --> 00:06:27,986
- Oh, karma's a bitch, dude!

121
00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:29,121
- You alright?

122
00:06:29,123 --> 00:06:30,555
- Bartender.

123
00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:31,557
Bartender!

124
00:06:37,263 --> 00:06:39,197
Hey, hi, ladies?

125
00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:40,199
Hi.

126
00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:45,904
Would you three like to do a
shot with me and my friends?

127
00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:49,074
- Sure.

128
00:06:53,112 --> 00:06:56,915
Sir, could I get six
shots of tequila?

129
00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,083
- Hola, ladies.

130
00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,085
I'm Carlos!

131
00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:01,920
- Nick.
- I'm Terrel!

132
00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,755
- What are your names?

133
00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,323
- $90.

134
00:07:06,692 --> 00:07:09,828
- What's in this, like 24
karat fucking gold leaf?

135
00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:11,730
Is this some kind
of magic elixir

136
00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:13,899
that'll cure my night
blindness finally?

137
00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:15,634
Fuckin' Andre 3000?

138
00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:16,636
You moth...

139
00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:20,105
I was...

140
00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:21,973
Me and him are friends...

141
00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:23,909
- If you don't pay,
I kick you out.

142
00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:26,144
- I know you noticed!

143
00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:27,679
- I'm not actually
with them, guys...

144
00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:34,319
I wanna be like
Ron Jeremy, dude.

145
00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:35,487
- What, you wanna look like him?

146
00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:36,421
- I don't give a damn!

147
00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:37,889
Man, that dude is pimp, yo!

148
00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:41,426
Man, he's had sex with every
porn star since the 70s!

149
00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:44,429
That dude still
bones 19-year olds!

150
00:07:45,565 --> 00:07:47,165
- Dude, we need to
up our close game.

151
00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:48,266
That's first and foremost.

152
00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:50,335
I mean, Terrel, you look awful.

153
00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:51,603
- What?

154
00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:54,105
- Dude, you give us
the cool guy factor!

155
00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:56,575
Can you dress like a cool
black guy just once?

156
00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:58,810
I'm talking Kanye, Pharrell.

157
00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:02,280
You look like Biz Markie if
he never became successful.

158
00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:05,283
- You look like the only
white dude in ISIS.

159
00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:08,787
- You like CeeLo Green if
he went on a juice fast.

160
00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:11,423
- You look like a Arian
Nation press secretary.

161
00:08:11,425 --> 00:08:14,759
- You look like Cuba
Gooding Jr in Radio.

162
00:08:14,761 --> 00:08:16,595
- You look like if Elton
John and his boyfriend

163
00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:19,698
could fucking have a baby,
you'd be that baby.

164
00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,132
- You look like Condoleezza Rice

165
00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:23,201
if she went through
chemotherapy.

166
00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:25,871
- You look like a pedophile
that got away with it.

167
00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:28,740
- You look like a
giant black baby.

168
00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:30,342
- Not bad.

169
00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:31,877
- You guys look like...

170
00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:33,111
- Stop, hold it, let it go.
- No, no, the moment's over.

171
00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,847
I'm just saying the
moment's over.

172
00:08:36,949 --> 00:08:40,752
- Yo, yo, yo, yo,
check it, check it.

173
00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:43,755
- Can you believe this
is happenin' right now?

174
00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:45,223
Hot God.

175
00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:48,894
- Yo, guys, wave, wave
at her, wave at her!

176
00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:51,329
Yo, bro, why you
wavin' like that?

177
00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:52,797
- I saw the Queen
of England do it.

178
00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:53,799
Hey!

179
00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:11,650
- Hey, good lookin'!

180
00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:12,652
- Hey!

181
00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:16,054
- Check 'em out.

182
00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,722
- Ooh, that's a big muscle!

183
00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,859
- You wanna come with
us to the after party?

184
00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:24,262
- We're comin' with you
to the after party!

185
00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:25,597
- Who is he?

186
00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:27,365
- Oh, no, no it's me.

187
00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:28,934
It's Nick!

188
00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:31,136
- Alright, whatever.
- High school!

189
00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:33,004
We were in English class!

190
00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:35,740
Ms. Carver, right, what a bitch.

191
00:09:37,176 --> 00:09:38,843
- Dude, you love him, man.

192
00:09:38,845 --> 00:09:40,378
- What does his
semen taste like?

193
00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:42,981
Is it cherry flavored with
orange slices on the side?

194
00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:44,482
- Have you asked him out
yet or anything, no?

195
00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:45,984
- You know you can't have
a baby out your throat.

196
00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:48,787
- Who's a giver, who's a taker?

197
00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:50,822
Oh, you the taker.

198
00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:54,292
He's the taker!

199
00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,683
Hello?

200
00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:19,618
Oh!

201
00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:22,020
Hey, Ron, how you doin', buddy?

202
00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:24,122
- Well, just workin'
on my yoga esoteric

203
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:27,258
sexual energy
control techniques.

204
00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:30,028
Well, I just wanted to
call you on the phone

205
00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:32,631
and let you know
that you're my hero.

206
00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:34,032
You are the man.

207
00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:37,602
- No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, Ron.

208
00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:39,137
You're the man!

209
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,772
I learned everything from you.

210
00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:42,540
- No, this isn't true.

211
00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:45,010
You told me how to perfect
the butter churner.

212
00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:48,146
As for my snow angel skills,
they're a little bit rusty.

213
00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,649
So I need your help desperately.

214
00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:53,718
- Okay, buddy, I'll see
you when I get back.

215
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,021
But look, I gotta go right now.

216
00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:59,991
I'm currently trying to
find a cure for cancer.

217
00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:02,427
- Good luck.

218
00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,896
- Okay, okay, buddy, buh-bye!

219
00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,969
- No, no, no, girls,
girls, girls!

220
00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:12,437
You're doing it all wrong!

221
00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:15,674
Let me show you how
to do it right, okay?

222
00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:19,411
Now, who wants to go first?

223
00:11:19,413 --> 00:11:21,046
- Do me first, Ron!

224
00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:24,349
- No, please, do me first.

225
00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:27,452
You did her first last time.

226
00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:30,755
- Hey, Cancer!

227
00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:34,759
Time for your medicine, baby.

228
00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:52,812
- 998,

229
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:55,714
999,

230
00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:08,126
- Mm!

231
00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,461
Your muscles are big!

232
00:12:09,463 --> 00:12:11,696
Almost like Arnold!

233
00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:13,598
Arnold can eat a dick.

234
00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,468
You wanna take this
up to the bedroom?

235
00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:17,402
- Yes!

236
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,536
- For some cardio?

237
00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:20,305
- Yes, let's go!

238
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:21,940
- Let's fucking go.

239
00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:22,942
Follow me!

240
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,294
- Oh, my master.

241
00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:46,030
Don't make me wait for too long.

242
00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:48,066
- I will come for you

243
00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,801
when I come for you.

244
00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:52,937
I will make sex with you later.

245
00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,172
- You're such a genius.

246
00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:57,142
I'll wait for you for eternity.

247
00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,144
- I know.

248
00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:00,845
I know.

249
00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:20,398
- No, not in my butt.

250
00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:24,102
- Go away!

251
00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:28,640
- Got a package here for

252
00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:31,109
Nick White?

253
00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,677
- Yeah, that's me.

254
00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:37,248
- You boys look like
you're havin' fun.

255
00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:39,184
- I guess.

256
00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:42,453
- Alrighty, you all
have a good day.

257
00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:45,190
Oh, congrats on gay marriage!

258
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:47,425
- Thank you.
- Thanks, man.

259
00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,961
Hey, Mrs. Goldberg!

260
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,233
- I know what you're lookin' at.

261
00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,634
Yeah, like that?

262
00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:01,206
- Sorry, Mrs. Goldberg.

263
00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:06,444
This is for Nick Lorenzo White.

264
00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,079
That's my uncle.

265
00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,714
I'm Nick Leonard White.

266
00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,783
- Your middle name is Leonard?

267
00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:13,418
Dude, that's hilarious!
- So what, man?

268
00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:14,586
Just send it back to him.

269
00:14:14,588 --> 00:14:15,720
- Dude,

270
00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:17,188
he lives in Austria.

271
00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,757
It'll cost like $30 in stamps.

272
00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:24,562
Are you wearing my underwear?

273
00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:32,503
- It probably stretched now.

274
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:35,874
- Hello!

275
00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:39,110
- Hey, Uncle Nick!

276
00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,379
It's your nephew, Leonard.

277
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,648
- And how are you, my boy?

278
00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,183
- Not as good as
you, apparently.

279
00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,085
- Yo, dude, your
uncle is a baller!

280
00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,520
- I'm definitely
jackin' off to this.

281
00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,422
- What?
- He can hear you.

282
00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,691
- Dude, that's not cool.
- Sound, it's on.

283
00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,426
- We're on a video call.

284
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:58,429
- Nick, this is my girlfriend.

285
00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,265
But I just call her Cutie.

286
00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,033
- Hi, American boys!

287
00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,269
You are all so cute. - Oh.

288
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:06,471
- Hey.
- Thanks.

289
00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,907
- Your uncle is like a god, man!

290
00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,575
- What the hell happened to you?

291
00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,110
- I like your friends!

292
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:16,014
So, Nick, what do I owe the
pleasure of this phone call?

293
00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:19,417
- Oh, a package came
here today for you.

294
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,854
It was from Nightclub Inc?

295
00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:24,555
- Oh, that's
extremely important.

296
00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:25,490
- What is it?

297
00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:26,492
- Well,

298
00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:28,960
it's my power ring.

299
00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,495
- I don't know what that is,

300
00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,730
but it sounds dope
as hell, Uncle Nick!

301
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,399
- Well, here's the story.

302
00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:37,268
Every year, Nightclub
Incorporated picks a nightclub

303
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,138
as the top nightclub
in the world.

304
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,639
And then they throw
a huge party.

305
00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:45,343
I mean, a huge party, tens
of thousands of people.

306
00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:47,445
Well, this year, my
club was chosen.

307
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,947
And that ring is my prize.

308
00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:51,549
I have to wear the
ring to the party

309
00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:52,984
or they'd be insulted.

310
00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,886
I gotta have the ring.

311
00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:57,522
- When's the party?

312
00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,791
- It's in two days,
this Saturday.

313
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,092
So it's too late to mail it,

314
00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,226
I don't trust the mail anyway.

315
00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:03,461
Hey!

316
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,463
How about,

317
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:07,565
how about I fly you guys
to Austria tonight?

318
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:08,900
I'll put you guys up,

319
00:16:08,902 --> 00:16:10,969
we'll party like
animals for days.

320
00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,370
What do you say?

321
00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,873
- Are you serious right now?

322
00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,208
Are you serious?

323
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,510
- I'm your Uncle
Nicky, aren't I?

324
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,045
- We're going, we're going.

325
00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:23,181
We're going, we're going!

326
00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:32,357
- Baby?

327
00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,258
I'm ready for you now.

328
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,599
We're making a quick
stop to Barcelona.

329
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,935
So those of you continuing
to Salzburg, Austria

330
00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:45,737
please remain seated.

331
00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:02,754
You know what I mean?

332
00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:03,755
Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah!

333
00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:05,456
Slow down! Slow down.

334
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:08,292
Okay, this is going to be a long
flight, and I'm already stuck

335
00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:09,293
in the middle of you guys. Okay?

336
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,229
I'm screwed enough as it is.

337
00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:12,296
Get away from me.

338
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:15,700
- It's my side!
- It's my side!

339
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,435
It's ever-it's every
time your side!

340
00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,737
- Always my side! Yes it is!
- Always your side!

341
00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:20,979
That's why you are zero people.

342
00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,645
- How you doin', comin'
through, first class.

343
00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,047
Hey, guys.

344
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:31,015
These drinks are on me.

345
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,188
What?

346
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,091
You can't be mad at me for
taking the first class ticket.

347
00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,759
I mean, my uncle paid for it.

348
00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,061
It's only fair.

349
00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:47,598
I just took a sleeping
pill, I'm fading fast.

350
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,333
How you guys doin'?

351
00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:51,702
- I'm great!

352
00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:54,072
I'm so comfortable right now!

353
00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,474
These guys are awesome!

354
00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,342
Dude, we know these...

355
00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:01,679
We know these drinks
are free but thanks.

356
00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,347
- Well, I fetched them for you.

357
00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:04,349
Thank you!

358
00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:07,685
How you doin'?

359
00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,988
- You do know there's a whole
other seat over there, right?

360
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,957
- Mm-hm, I do.

361
00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,526
- Hey, man, you like
a aspirin bottle,

362
00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:16,360
pills or something?

363
00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:17,595
I got a headache

364
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,130
and my neck is hurting me.

365
00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,932
- Hope your back
hurts, Big Daddy!

366
00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,066
- No, no, no, I'm good!

367
00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,634
No, no, thank you, thank you!

368
00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,770
- Are you sure?
- Yeah.

369
00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,238
- Mm-kay.

370
00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,739
- Yeah, dude, can
I get one, too?

371
00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,975
Man, your snoring last night
kept me up all night.

372
00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:35,213
- Congratulations on
the gay marriage!

373
00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,384
- Why does everyone say that?

374
00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:44,088
- Okay, I mean, yeah,
those are aspirin or...

375
00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,860
Boner pills, I don't know.

376
00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:50,461
Fuck you, guys!

377
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,463
Goin' back to first class.

378
00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,599
You don't follow me, okay?

379
00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:58,136
You stay on your side,
I'll stay on my side.

380
00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:02,039
Going to sleep, keep
it down, animals.

381
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,207
- Hi!

382
00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:05,176
Sorry, I traded places
with the old guy

383
00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,611
that was sitting here.

384
00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,379
I usually like to lean
up against the window

385
00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,548
but now that you're here.

386
00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:13,951
- Huh?

387
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:16,521
They call me the Lean Machine.

388
00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:19,857
- I'm Jane.

389
00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:22,193
- I

390
00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:24,262
am so tired.

391
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,700
- Hello?

392
00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:30,835
Lean Machine?

393
00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:34,772
You could have just said
you weren't interested.

394
00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:44,282
- Oh, sh...

395
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:46,884
- Hey.

396
00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:51,022
My little saucy talk got
to you earlier, Big Daddy?

397
00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,024
- Mm!

398
00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:55,826
- Oh, sh...

399
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,362
What the fu...

400
00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:00,798
That motherfucker.

401
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,800
Okay, sorry, excuse me.

402
00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:08,406
- Look, me, you.

403
00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:11,142
Bathroom, right now!

404
00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:14,245
- Oh, hello there, buddy.

405
00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:15,746
Alright, here we go.

406
00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,481
Flow like the river.

407
00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:21,986
Oh, shit!

408
00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:24,755
Oh, my God!

409
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:29,093
Easy, easy!

410
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:30,095
Oh, jeez.

411
00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:33,497
It's all over my top.

412
00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:35,900
Oh, I can taste my own piss.

413
00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:43,441
Oh, sorry!

414
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:45,109
- Idiot!

415
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:47,311
- Oh.

416
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:50,615
Captain.

417
00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:53,284
- Are you always so
excited when you fly?

418
00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,785
- Oh.

419
00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:58,022
It's hearing your voice
on the intercom.

420
00:20:58,024 --> 00:20:59,590
It really...

421
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,092
It really...

422
00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:03,961
You know what, I suck at this.

423
00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:05,296
- It's okay.

424
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:07,198
I suck up little things, too.

425
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,101
Why don't you let
me show you, hm?

426
00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:17,108
Mm, I love men that
smell like piss!

427
00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:21,779
- You know, I really
hope flying a plane

428
00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,849
isn't one of the
things you suck at.

429
00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:27,084
- Welcome to the cockpit, baby!

430
00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,586
- Thank you!

431
00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,855
But I've never been to a
place that is more amazing!

432
00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,490
Look how many buttons there are!

433
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:33,891
What does this one do?

434
00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:35,660
- Don't touch it!
- Okay, no probs!

435
00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:36,662
I won't.

436
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:40,031
Welcome aboard to Boeing.

437
00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:41,832
- What do you want from me?

438
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,301
What do you want from me!

439
00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:45,002
- Oh my G...
- Uh, uh?

440
00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:48,205
Oh, my God, oh!

441
00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:51,909
Okay, let's get this big
old thing down, okay?

442
00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:53,811
- I'm gonna make it
make it explode!

443
00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,614
- Yeah!

444
00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:02,119
- I can't die a virgin!

445
00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:03,954
Down here!

446
00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:04,789
Come on.

447
00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:06,190
Are you ready for that?

448
00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:07,291
I don't know what

449
00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:08,259
that means! - Come here!

450
00:22:08,261 --> 00:22:09,827
- Okay!
- Do it, do it!

451
00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,296
You can do it, baby!

452
00:22:18,136 --> 00:22:21,672
- Wake up!

453
00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,007
Oh my God!

454
00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,075
- More!
- Ow!

455
00:22:25,410 --> 00:22:27,678
These things take time!

456
00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,281
- Andale!

457
00:22:30,283 --> 00:22:32,083
Give it to me, quick! - I am!

458
00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:33,250
- Move,

459
00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:34,852
move! - What?

460
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,020
- Move!
- Okay!

461
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,321
- Come on, wake up!

462
00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:38,789
Look, boobs!

463
00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:39,757
Wake up!

464
00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:40,759
Wake up!

465
00:22:42,594 --> 00:22:44,261
- Okay, no, okay no!

466
00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:48,532
I'm gonna make you nervous now.

467
00:22:55,006 --> 00:22:56,006
- Okay!

468
00:22:58,844 --> 00:23:02,146
- How can you be
sleeping through this?

469
00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:07,151
- Make me come, make me come!
- Okay, okay!

470
00:23:13,291 --> 00:23:15,025
- Oh my God!

471
00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:16,260
Papi!

472
00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:18,195
I gotta call my
parents and Papi.

473
00:23:18,197 --> 00:23:19,830
- Wait, wait, wait, wait!

474
00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:21,632
You had a boyfriend...
- I am so sorry!

475
00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:24,335
- You had a boyfriend
the whole time?

476
00:23:24,337 --> 00:23:26,303
- Okay.

477
00:23:26,305 --> 00:23:27,305
I'm done.

478
00:23:28,173 --> 00:23:29,373
Okay, move, bitch.

479
00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:30,441
I'm working.

480
00:23:31,376 --> 00:23:32,710
Go!

481
00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,345
Move!

482
00:23:34,347 --> 00:23:35,347
- Wake up!

483
00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:37,248
- We apologize

484
00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:38,416
for any inconvenience.

485
00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:39,784
Everything is fine.

486
00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:41,385
Please go back to your seats

487
00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:43,754
and we'll be bringing
around free cocktails.

488
00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:46,023
It was just bad turbulence.

489
00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:01,939
- That sleep felt great!

490
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:02,941
Whew!

491
00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:04,809
So what's up?

492
00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:06,877
Did I miss anything?

493
00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:07,879
- Nope.

494
00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:10,748
- Cool.

495
00:24:20,592 --> 00:24:22,493
- Yeah, well, I hope you
guys have a great time

496
00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:23,727
here in Austria!

497
00:24:23,729 --> 00:24:25,663
- You're just going
to love it here!

498
00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:26,897
It's so charming!

499
00:24:26,899 --> 00:24:28,999
You see we came for
our honeymoon,

500
00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:30,868
and then we decided
to live here!

501
00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:32,703
- We can't wait to see it!

502
00:24:32,705 --> 00:24:36,941
- Salzburg has some of the most
beautiful places on Earth!

503
00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:43,614
And the ladies are going to
love your American accent!

504
00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:45,449
- I like the sound of that!

505
00:24:45,451 --> 00:24:47,084
- If these Austrian girls
are gonna love me,

506
00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:49,553
I can speak this
American accent all day!

507
00:24:49,555 --> 00:24:52,356
- Well, if you guys need
any help with language

508
00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:55,426
or get into any trouble,
here's my card.

509
00:24:55,428 --> 00:24:57,428
- Thanks!
- Alright?

510
00:24:57,430 --> 00:25:00,598
- Oh, by the way, we're having
a party tonight at our place!

511
00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,533
I would love you boys to

512
00:25:02,535 --> 00:25:03,701
come! - Yeah!

513
00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:07,371
- Wow, I mean, that's
very nice of you guys,

514
00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:10,307
but I think we're just
gonna check into the hotel

515
00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:12,676
and we have to meet
up with my uncle soon

516
00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,578
and we're going to this club.

517
00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:17,848
And he's gotten us a VIP
table and bottle service.

518
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,517
- Yeah, well, that sounds great!

519
00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:21,552
- Well, if you guys
change your mind,

520
00:25:21,554 --> 00:25:22,853
you got our card.

521
00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:24,188
- Yeah, oh yeah.

522
00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:25,556
- Well then, see you guys!

523
00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:27,191
- Later!

524
00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:28,559
- Thank you so much...

525
00:25:28,561 --> 00:25:29,393
- Yo!
- What's up?

526
00:25:29,395 --> 00:25:30,227
- Hey, man!

527
00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:31,762
- Sorry!

528
00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:34,532
Sorry, sorry, Americans!

529
00:25:34,534 --> 00:25:36,600
- Did you see that
mole on her face?

530
00:25:36,602 --> 00:25:38,969
Looked like her
underdeveloped twin!

531
00:25:38,971 --> 00:25:40,471
- They were nice people!

532
00:25:40,473 --> 00:25:42,606
- And that Sandy was hot, yo!

533
00:25:42,608 --> 00:25:43,440
- I mean, look, man.

534
00:25:43,442 --> 00:25:44,375
Invited us to her party,

535
00:25:44,377 --> 00:25:45,509
it's our first time in Austria,

536
00:25:45,511 --> 00:25:46,443
I say we go!

537
00:25:46,445 --> 00:25:47,945
- Yeah, right, bro!

538
00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:50,381
That party's gonna be full
of old, waspy, rich people.

539
00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:51,615
They're all gonna be like,

540
00:25:51,617 --> 00:25:53,017
"Would you like some
tea and crumpets?"

541
00:25:53,019 --> 00:25:56,053
- And if you don't mind, !

542
00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:57,922
- Look, they were nice
but we are not going

543
00:25:57,924 --> 00:26:00,324
to that party.
- Why are we not going, man?

544
00:26:00,326 --> 00:26:02,393
- Guys, we're in Europe!

545
00:26:02,395 --> 00:26:05,496
Okay, we are gonna
party every night

546
00:26:05,498 --> 00:26:08,432
and then we're gonna party
in the greatest nightclub

547
00:26:08,434 --> 00:26:10,868
in the world, alright? - Yeah!

548
00:26:10,870 --> 00:26:12,069
Hey, this is our taxi!

549
00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:15,205
- Oh, that was your taxi!

550
00:26:15,207 --> 00:26:17,274
- You should be quicker!

551
00:26:20,479 --> 00:26:22,413
- Those chicks are assholes.

552
00:26:22,415 --> 00:26:23,614
But they attractive!
- Very attractive.

553
00:26:23,616 --> 00:26:26,216
Not the best start to
our trip, but hey.

554
00:26:26,218 --> 00:26:27,952
- From a Mercedes to this.

555
00:26:27,954 --> 00:26:29,453
- It's fine!

556
00:26:29,455 --> 00:26:32,723
- Always riding bench
'cause I'm the smallest!

557
00:26:32,725 --> 00:26:36,293
- Excuse me, sir, the
Hotel Stein, please?

558
00:26:37,629 --> 00:26:41,031
- You want me to show the
city on the way to the hotel?

559
00:26:41,033 --> 00:26:44,268
No extra charge?

560
00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:45,869
- Yeah!
- Yeah, sure!

561
00:26:45,871 --> 00:26:46,871
- Thanks!

562
00:27:19,904 --> 00:27:21,605
- Look at all these people!

563
00:27:21,607 --> 00:27:24,341
They think we're dumb Americans!

564
00:27:25,944 --> 00:27:28,045
- Europe, have some respect!

565
00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:32,049
You'd all be speaking German
if it weren't for us!

566
00:28:09,921 --> 00:28:13,390
- His uncle got us taupe
top dollar coattails

567
00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:16,493
and VIP passes to the hottest
club in the country.

568
00:28:16,495 --> 00:28:17,695
- That's right!

569
00:28:17,697 --> 00:28:19,163
Yo, yo, what's the
address for the hotel

570
00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:19,997
that your uncle
hooked us up with?

571
00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:20,999
- Hold on.

572
00:28:24,469 --> 00:28:26,937
- What's wrong, man?

573
00:28:29,307 --> 00:28:33,477
- Do you guys have my
phone or my wallet?

574
00:28:33,479 --> 00:28:34,978
- I don't have mine either, man.

575
00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:36,346
- Oh, sh...

576
00:28:36,348 --> 00:28:37,348
Oh, shit!

577
00:28:38,616 --> 00:28:40,784
I bet it was that moley
mole lady from the airport.

578
00:28:40,786 --> 00:28:41,786
- Fuck!

579
00:28:43,354 --> 00:28:44,855
So wait a second.

580
00:28:44,857 --> 00:28:48,325
So you're saying that none
of us have phones or money?

581
00:28:48,327 --> 00:28:50,894
No money?

582
00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:54,798
Get out!

583
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,633
- No, no, no, no, no!
- Relax!

584
00:28:56,635 --> 00:28:58,769
Calm down, we're good!

585
00:28:58,771 --> 00:29:01,071
- Once we get to the hotel,
we can sort all this out.

586
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:02,306
- Yeah!
- Okay?

587
00:29:03,441 --> 00:29:05,743
- Out!

588
00:29:05,745 --> 00:29:06,677
- He's got a beautiful sm...

589
00:29:06,679 --> 00:29:08,011
You've got a beautiful smile!

590
00:29:08,013 --> 00:29:11,081
Doesn't he?

591
00:29:13,284 --> 00:29:14,418
Great!

592
00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:15,686
Now, what are we gonna do?

593
00:29:15,688 --> 00:29:16,854
- It's not a big deal, okay?

594
00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:19,423
Nick's having his uncle
send us some cash.

595
00:29:19,425 --> 00:29:21,358
- His phone number
was on my cellphone.

596
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,293
Alright, I don't
memorize phone numbers.

597
00:29:23,295 --> 00:29:26,597
- We are so screwed!

598
00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:28,499
- Look, let's just go
back to the hotel.

599
00:29:28,501 --> 00:29:30,167
I can email him or hit him up

600
00:29:30,169 --> 00:29:32,302
on social media.
- Yeah, that's a great idea!

601
00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:34,304
But we don't even
know where we are!

602
00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:35,806
- Well, no problem!

603
00:29:35,808 --> 00:29:37,574
How about we just tell him to
come to the bad part of town

604
00:29:37,576 --> 00:29:40,577
where all the prostitutes
seem to hang out!

605
00:29:40,579 --> 00:29:42,446
- We don't even have any money.

606
00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:44,214
How are we gonna eat?

607
00:29:45,350 --> 00:29:47,718
- Terrel, please tell
me you brought snacks.

608
00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:48,919
- No!

609
00:29:48,921 --> 00:29:50,988
'Cause somebody said
no more snacks!

610
00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:52,389
- Now you listen to me!

611
00:29:52,391 --> 00:29:53,991
Now of all times!

612
00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:55,859
- Yo, listen, listen.

613
00:29:55,861 --> 00:29:58,095
We gotta use the power
of positivity, alright?

614
00:29:58,097 --> 00:29:59,630
You guys read The Secret?

615
00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:02,766
You manifest things
with your mind!

616
00:30:02,768 --> 00:30:04,635
- Yeah, I know what
The Secret is.

617
00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:06,503
If it actually worked,
I'd be a millionaire

618
00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:08,305
and be dating Minka
Kelly right now.

619
00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:09,573
- Well, you know what, Mr.
Negative?

620
00:30:09,575 --> 00:30:11,408
I believe it, okay?

621
00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:13,243
Use your mind, focus.

622
00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:15,813
We need money and a ride.

623
00:30:15,815 --> 00:30:16,815
Okay?

624
00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:19,416
And a ride!
- Well, what have I to lose?

625
00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:20,918
Let's try it, okay, okay.

626
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,320
We need money and a ride.
- We need money and a ride.

627
00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:24,322
- And sex!

628
00:30:25,123 --> 00:30:25,956
- There's sex?
- Yeah.

629
00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:26,890
- Okay!
- Okay.

630
00:30:26,892 --> 00:30:28,358
- Alright, Carlos.

631
00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,929
- We need money and
a ride and sex!

632
00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:47,010
- Hey, boy.

633
00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:50,247
Do you want to get in the
car for a hundred euros?

634
00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:51,481
- Okay.

635
00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:53,183
Okay, it's not what we
expected but that's it,

636
00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,218
positive thinking!

637
00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:55,052
Okay, you see that?

638
00:30:55,054 --> 00:30:56,153
You see that, Nick?

639
00:30:56,155 --> 00:30:57,754
We manifested that!

640
00:30:57,756 --> 00:30:59,256
Yeah, we did!

641
00:30:59,258 --> 00:31:01,592
I'm sorry, yes, we would
love a ride for a hundred,

642
00:31:01,594 --> 00:31:03,460
a hundred euro?

643
00:31:03,462 --> 00:31:05,028
I manifested you.

644
00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:05,929
- Alright, get in car.

645
00:31:05,931 --> 00:31:07,865
I manifest you.

646
00:31:07,867 --> 00:31:10,467
- Sure thing, okay!
- Don't go in the car!

647
00:31:10,469 --> 00:31:11,702
Don't go in the car.

648
00:31:11,704 --> 00:31:14,271
How have you survived
for this long?

649
00:31:14,273 --> 00:31:17,107
Have you not watched any
after school special?

650
00:31:17,109 --> 00:31:19,176
Do not go into strangers' cars

651
00:31:19,178 --> 00:31:21,211
'cause they'll probably
try to have sex with you.

652
00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:22,213
- What, no!

653
00:31:23,014 --> 00:31:24,147
- Come on, boys.

654
00:31:24,149 --> 00:31:27,184
I give 200 for all three of you.

655
00:31:27,186 --> 00:31:28,318
- No.

656
00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,254
We just want a ride, okay?

657
00:31:30,256 --> 00:31:31,388
- That's it, good!

658
00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:32,356
Talk dirty!

659
00:31:32,358 --> 00:31:34,825
I will let you ride me all day!

660
00:31:34,827 --> 00:31:35,792
- Okay, you know.

661
00:31:35,794 --> 00:31:37,127
Maybe he's confusing this.

662
00:31:37,129 --> 00:31:38,428
Start over.

663
00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:40,697
My name is Terrel,
what's your name?

664
00:31:40,699 --> 00:31:41,632
- I'm Franz.

665
00:31:41,634 --> 00:31:42,666
- Okay, Franz.

666
00:31:42,668 --> 00:31:44,201
Check this, well
my friends here.

667
00:31:44,203 --> 00:31:45,936
They think...

668
00:31:45,938 --> 00:31:49,273
They think that you
wanna make sex with us.

669
00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:50,807
How crazy is that? - Make sex.

670
00:31:50,809 --> 00:31:52,342
Oh, a virgin!

671
00:31:52,344 --> 00:31:55,212
I will give you all 300
for your sex with me

672
00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:59,216
and I will also give you a
ride wherever you want.

673
00:31:59,218 --> 00:32:02,319
- We're not whores, we're
Americans, so we can't.

674
00:32:02,321 --> 00:32:03,720
- Come on, boys.

675
00:32:03,722 --> 00:32:05,622
100 each, you'll like!

676
00:32:07,392 --> 00:32:09,293
- We need money, okay?

677
00:32:10,962 --> 00:32:12,663
What choice do we have?
- Are you listening to what

678
00:32:12,665 --> 00:32:13,931
you're saying right now?

679
00:32:13,933 --> 00:32:15,365
Are you seriously
considering this?

680
00:32:15,367 --> 00:32:16,300
- Dude, we've only been
without money for 10 minutes!

681
00:32:16,302 --> 00:32:18,035
- Trust me, trust me, trust me!

682
00:32:18,037 --> 00:32:19,503
Hey, Franz, look.

683
00:32:20,471 --> 00:32:21,471
We can't sleep with you, man.

684
00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:23,373
But we have an option.

685
00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:26,076
Full ride to Hotel Stein.

686
00:32:26,078 --> 00:32:28,078
My buddy Nick here

687
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:31,014
will sit in the front seat with
his dick out the whole time.

688
00:32:31,016 --> 00:32:32,516
That's the best I could do.

689
00:32:32,518 --> 00:32:34,885
He's the white one.

690
00:32:34,887 --> 00:32:36,286
- Whoa!

691
00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:38,188
Whoa, that's never gonna happen!

692
00:32:38,190 --> 00:32:40,490
Okay, not in the fuc...
- Shut up, bitch!

693
00:32:40,492 --> 00:32:42,159
I'm makin' it deal!

694
00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:44,795
- I give you a ride
with 20 euros.

695
00:32:44,797 --> 00:32:46,096
- 20 euros?

696
00:32:46,098 --> 00:32:49,833
You see this beautiful
white Anglo Saxon male?

697
00:32:49,835 --> 00:32:51,401
Are you fuckin' kiddin' me?

698
00:32:51,403 --> 00:32:55,072
Okay, he eats tomato soup
and he eats Brie cheeses...

699
00:32:55,074 --> 00:32:56,373
Okay, 40.

700
00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:58,141
That's the lowest I can go.

701
00:32:58,143 --> 00:32:59,142
- 30.

702
00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:00,377
- Sold!

703
00:33:00,379 --> 00:33:02,646
Alright, we're gonna
make this happen!

704
00:33:02,648 --> 00:33:04,281
- I am not doing this!

705
00:33:04,283 --> 00:33:05,248
No means no, man.

706
00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:06,483
I will never...

707
00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:12,422
- Yo, I'm glad they let
us check in without ID.

708
00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:14,024
At least somebody's gone
alright today, huh?

709
00:33:14,026 --> 00:33:14,891
- It's not all bad, man.

710
00:33:14,893 --> 00:33:16,426
We got what, 30 euros?

711
00:33:16,428 --> 00:33:18,195
Go grab something to
eat if you're hungry.

712
00:33:18,197 --> 00:33:20,897
- We never talk
about that again.

713
00:33:20,899 --> 00:33:22,399
Ever.

714
00:33:22,401 --> 00:33:25,435
- At least you had fun.
- Never, no, never, ever!

715
00:33:25,437 --> 00:33:26,370
- Talk dirty.

716
00:33:26,372 --> 00:33:27,671
I will let you ride me all day.

717
00:33:27,673 --> 00:33:30,307
- Okay, I emailed my uncle.

718
00:33:30,309 --> 00:33:32,642
Told him to call
us at the hotel.

719
00:33:32,644 --> 00:33:35,445
I'm sure he's trying
to reach us right now.

720
00:33:35,447 --> 00:33:37,180
- Alright, well, in the
meantime I'm a little hungry.

721
00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:38,949
So let's go grab some schnitzel?

722
00:33:38,951 --> 00:33:40,217
- Yes.
- Some beers maybe?

723
00:33:40,219 --> 00:33:41,518
- Schnitzel, absolutely.

724
00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,820
- Alright, let's go.
- Beer.

725
00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:48,392
Hello!

726
00:33:48,394 --> 00:33:51,361
Ow, baby.

727
00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:52,963
Follow me.

728
00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:59,302
Make your own man the happiest
man on planet Earth, darlin'.

729
00:33:59,304 --> 00:34:00,304
Come here.

730
00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:05,442
I love dirty German.

731
00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:09,513
Hoo hoo hoo.

732
00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:10,580
Yeah!

733
00:34:13,419 --> 00:34:15,385
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

734
00:34:21,359 --> 00:34:23,493
Yeah, yeah.

735
00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:44,514
- Feeling like a
porno camera, man.

736
00:34:44,516 --> 00:34:47,818
- You don't look like a poor.

737
00:34:47,820 --> 00:34:48,652
- And?

738
00:34:48,654 --> 00:34:49,586
How was the food?

739
00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:51,021
- Hey, it was great, man.

740
00:34:51,023 --> 00:34:52,489
It was pretty good.
- Yeah, yeah, it was good!

741
00:34:52,491 --> 00:34:54,791
- You did a good choice
coming to the best Austrian

742
00:34:54,793 --> 00:34:56,626
authentic restaurant!

743
00:34:57,995 --> 00:35:00,363
Did you know that
Arnold Schwarzenegger,

744
00:35:00,365 --> 00:35:02,699
this is his favorite restaurant?

745
00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:04,267
- Are you fuckin' kidding me?

746
00:35:04,269 --> 00:35:06,169
- No, fucking kidding!
- You're kidding me, Igor!

747
00:35:06,171 --> 00:35:09,506
Igor, that's insane!
- You know, Arnold...

748
00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:13,510
You are even sitting on
Arnold's favorite table!

749
00:35:13,512 --> 00:35:14,778
- You're lying to me right now.

750
00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:16,780
Dude, this is Mr.
Universe's table!

751
00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:17,914
Alright, let that soak in...

752
00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:18,915
Commando? - That's amazing.

753
00:35:18,917 --> 00:35:20,350
- Commando?
- Yeah.

754
00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:23,120
- Arnold is always telling
me when he's leaving

755
00:35:23,122 --> 00:35:24,688
after paying, he's telling me,

756
00:35:24,690 --> 00:35:28,358
"Igor, your food is so
good, I'll be back!"

757
00:35:29,660 --> 00:35:31,161
- Dude, he said that in a movie.

758
00:35:31,163 --> 00:35:33,130
He said that in Terminator.

759
00:35:33,132 --> 00:35:34,831
- Well, listen, Igor,
everything's great.

760
00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:36,433
It tastes amazing, thank you!

761
00:35:36,435 --> 00:35:37,701
- We've had a pretty rough day

762
00:35:37,703 --> 00:35:39,436
and this comfort food is
exactly what we need.

763
00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:40,704
- Thank you.
- Absolutely.

764
00:35:40,706 --> 00:35:42,005
- Thank you.

765
00:35:42,007 --> 00:35:42,939
So!

766
00:35:42,941 --> 00:35:43,874
I go back to the kitchen!

767
00:35:43,876 --> 00:35:45,675
- Alright, thank you!

768
00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:48,612
Nice guy, but weird.

769
00:35:49,847 --> 00:35:51,081
Food's good, though.

770
00:35:51,083 --> 00:35:51,882
- Yeah, man, that's the
best Austrian food

771
00:35:51,884 --> 00:35:53,416
I think I've ever had.

772
00:35:53,418 --> 00:35:54,985
- Well, I hope you enjoyed
it because we're probably

773
00:35:54,987 --> 00:35:56,686
not gonna be able
to afford to eat

774
00:35:56,688 --> 00:35:58,188
until we see my uncle tomorrow.

775
00:35:58,190 --> 00:36:01,424
- Yeah, well I got like
two more euros left.

776
00:36:01,426 --> 00:36:03,093
- I really hope your uncle
pulls through for us.

777
00:36:03,095 --> 00:36:05,061
We're meant to be goin'
to this club as VIPs

778
00:36:05,063 --> 00:36:06,897
but we don't even know
where we're going.

779
00:36:06,899 --> 00:36:08,532
- Dude, when we
get to the hotel,

780
00:36:08,534 --> 00:36:11,768
I'll call him, I'll
get that all sorted.

781
00:36:11,770 --> 00:36:13,336
- Well, if all else
fails, we can always sell

782
00:36:13,338 --> 00:36:15,939
that good, nice,
arian dick of yours.

783
00:36:15,941 --> 00:36:17,207
It's pretty popular out here.

784
00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:18,441
You're poppin', you're
a star right now.

785
00:36:18,443 --> 00:36:19,876
- That's not funny,
I cannot tell you

786
00:36:19,878 --> 00:36:21,244
how not funny it is.
- It paid for this.

787
00:36:21,246 --> 00:36:24,181
- Dude, sexual assault
isn't funny, okay?

788
00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:25,482
- I think it's your look.

789
00:36:25,484 --> 00:36:26,750
- Dude, I...
- Oh hey, what's up, guys?

790
00:36:26,752 --> 00:36:27,984
Listen, can we get
some more hot sauce

791
00:36:27,986 --> 00:36:30,220
and some sriracha, maybe
refill these drinks?

792
00:36:30,222 --> 00:36:32,155
For him, if you don't mind?
- Yo, dude, dude, dude.

793
00:36:32,157 --> 00:36:34,024
I don't think they
speak any English.

794
00:36:34,026 --> 00:36:36,126
Do you guys understand English?

795
00:36:36,128 --> 00:36:37,494
- Dr. Pepper!

796
00:36:37,496 --> 00:36:38,662
Sunkist soda!

797
00:36:40,264 --> 00:36:41,464
Drinks!

798
00:36:41,466 --> 00:36:43,900
- We overheard that you
have money problems.

799
00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:45,602
Maybe I can help you.

800
00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:47,470
- No, no, no, no.

801
00:36:47,472 --> 00:36:48,538
We're okay.

802
00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:51,241
- It's not sound like it!

803
00:36:52,344 --> 00:36:53,944
- Just hear us out.

804
00:36:53,946 --> 00:36:54,878
- Hey, hey, hey.

805
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,413
Don't scream like a girl!

806
00:36:56,415 --> 00:36:58,515
We don't want to hurt you, yes?

807
00:36:58,517 --> 00:37:00,483
We are like a bank!

808
00:37:00,485 --> 00:37:02,118
- So, seriously,
you're like a bank?

809
00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,286
- Yeah.

810
00:37:03,288 --> 00:37:04,421
Our boss, Mr. Chase,
has an office

811
00:37:04,423 --> 00:37:06,256
just around the corner, yes?

812
00:37:06,258 --> 00:37:08,592
Maybe you can get
a temporary loan.

813
00:37:08,594 --> 00:37:09,793
- Okay, you know what?

814
00:37:09,795 --> 00:37:10,727
We've heard of
Chase Bank before.

815
00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:11,995
They got it in the States.

816
00:37:11,997 --> 00:37:13,830
Look, this will be a good thing.

817
00:37:13,832 --> 00:37:16,366
- So come now, we show.

818
00:37:16,368 --> 00:37:18,501
- Come with us!

819
00:37:18,503 --> 00:37:20,036
- Could you give us
a second, please?

820
00:37:20,038 --> 00:37:21,038
Just a...

821
00:37:22,039 --> 00:37:23,940
Here's the thing, okay?

822
00:37:23,942 --> 00:37:26,109
We should have money

823
00:37:26,111 --> 00:37:27,544
like tomorrow.

824
00:37:27,546 --> 00:37:30,947
I mean, my uncle will probably
cover us then, you know?

825
00:37:30,949 --> 00:37:33,516
- Okay, but we don't have
enough for drinks tonight.

826
00:37:33,518 --> 00:37:36,253
It's our only night in Salzburg!

827
00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:40,757
Okay, okay.

828
00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:41,825
Alright, we'll come with you.

829
00:37:41,827 --> 00:37:44,461
We'll visit Mr. Chase.

830
00:37:44,463 --> 00:37:45,962
And maybe we'll borrow
a little bit of money,

831
00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:48,598
just to get us through tonight.

832
00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:50,467
- Okay.

833
00:37:51,702 --> 00:37:52,736
- Alright.
- Come with us.

834
00:37:52,738 --> 00:37:54,471
- Oh, okay.

835
00:37:54,473 --> 00:37:56,239
Thank you very much, guys!

836
00:37:56,241 --> 00:37:57,407
Food's great! - Thank you!

837
00:37:57,409 --> 00:37:58,409
Amazing!

838
00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:00,977
- Guys!

839
00:38:00,979 --> 00:38:02,579
Thank you, be back!

840
00:38:02,581 --> 00:38:05,482
Hasta la vista, baby!
- Bye, boys!

841
00:38:06,350 --> 00:38:07,350
- Bye-bye!

842
00:38:17,795 --> 00:38:21,164
Okay, you guys aren't
gonna rob us, right?

843
00:38:21,166 --> 00:38:23,933
Because you do remember I
said we have no money?

844
00:38:23,935 --> 00:38:26,336
Man, we are about
to get man-raped.

845
00:38:26,338 --> 00:38:29,572
No money, no rape.

846
00:38:29,574 --> 00:38:31,675
This dude said no rape, but
I swear this big guy keeps

847
00:38:31,677 --> 00:38:33,176
staring at my ass.

848
00:38:33,178 --> 00:38:35,278
I'm telling you, if this
guys tries to rape me

849
00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,547
I'm gonna pump the
little bastard, okay.

850
00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:39,716
I don't like this.

851
00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:01,404
- This is Mr. Chase.

852
00:39:12,383 --> 00:39:14,417
- Hello, gentlemen.

853
00:39:14,419 --> 00:39:16,453
Nice to meet you.

854
00:39:16,455 --> 00:39:18,154
Welcome to Salzburg.

855
00:39:19,323 --> 00:39:20,724
This

856
00:39:20,726 --> 00:39:21,726
is my city.

857
00:39:24,929 --> 00:39:25,929
- Hi.

858
00:39:26,597 --> 00:39:28,131
I'm Nick.

859
00:39:28,133 --> 00:39:29,599
- I'm Terrel.

860
00:39:29,601 --> 00:39:31,401
- I'm Carlos.

861
00:39:31,403 --> 00:39:33,503
Nice to meet you, Mr. Chase.

862
00:39:33,505 --> 00:39:35,004
- Dino.
- Sir?

863
00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:36,272
- Get four glasses.

864
00:39:36,274 --> 00:39:39,042
Pop open a bottle of
Dom from the 90s.

865
00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:41,911
You boys know what
goes great with Dom?

866
00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:43,413
Caviar!

867
00:39:43,415 --> 00:39:46,816
BV, get the crackers
and caviar as well.

868
00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:50,487
- You seriously don't
have to do this for us.

869
00:39:52,491 --> 00:39:53,990
- Maybe a little.

870
00:39:55,025 --> 00:39:56,059
- Thank you.

871
00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:58,228
This is just too nice, dude.

872
00:39:58,230 --> 00:40:00,497
Should I just get
that, a little bit.

873
00:40:00,499 --> 00:40:01,765
Thank you.

874
00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:03,566
- This is a great way

875
00:40:04,602 --> 00:40:05,969
to start off a friendship.

876
00:40:05,971 --> 00:40:06,870
- It sure is.

877
00:40:06,872 --> 00:40:07,872
- To new friends.

878
00:40:12,877 --> 00:40:13,977
- Wow!

879
00:40:13,979 --> 00:40:15,612
This is really good!

880
00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:18,915
- It's actually my first
time eating caviar.

881
00:40:20,952 --> 00:40:21,785
Fish nut!

882
00:40:21,787 --> 00:40:23,119
Why would you give me...

883
00:40:23,121 --> 00:40:25,355
- He's really unrefined.

884
00:40:25,357 --> 00:40:27,857
- This guy makes me laugh.

885
00:40:27,859 --> 00:40:30,226
You boys are welcome
here any time.

886
00:40:30,228 --> 00:40:33,463
Men who laugh together
are like kings.

887
00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:36,933
- I like that!
- Yeah!

888
00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:39,636
- I like that!
- Like kings!

889
00:40:39,638 --> 00:40:43,206
- Like kings.
- Like kings, alright!

890
00:40:43,208 --> 00:40:46,543
- So I heard you
boys are in trouble

891
00:40:46,545 --> 00:40:48,511
and may need some money.

892
00:40:48,513 --> 00:40:51,080
- Yeah, see this
is what happened.

893
00:40:51,082 --> 00:40:54,484
We got robbed by a gypsie.
- It's crazy.

894
00:40:55,653 --> 00:40:57,587
- And then we just figured out

895
00:40:57,589 --> 00:40:59,823
we don't have our
phones anymore.

896
00:40:59,825 --> 00:41:01,858
You know, we don't
have any money.

897
00:41:01,860 --> 00:41:02,859
- No problem.

898
00:41:02,861 --> 00:41:04,561
This is where I come in.

899
00:41:04,563 --> 00:41:07,530
What can I do to make your
lives more comfortable?

900
00:41:07,532 --> 00:41:09,065
- Well, I'm not sure.

901
00:41:09,067 --> 00:41:11,835
- We charge a very small fee.

902
00:41:11,837 --> 00:41:13,770
How much you boys
need to borrow?

903
00:41:13,772 --> 00:41:14,704
20?

904
00:41:14,706 --> 00:41:15,939
30?

905
00:41:15,941 --> 00:41:17,006
50 or a 100?

906
00:41:19,710 --> 00:41:21,544
- Oh, I think like 80?
- 80.

907
00:41:21,546 --> 00:41:22,712
- 80,000 it is.

908
00:41:22,714 --> 00:41:24,013
I like that!

909
00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:26,049
- He said 80,000!
- This guy's crazy!

910
00:41:26,051 --> 00:41:28,084
This guy's crazy!
- You're funny!

911
00:41:28,086 --> 00:41:28,985
You're funny.

912
00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:29,919
- No, no, no, no.

913
00:41:29,921 --> 00:41:32,589
We're thinkin' 80 euros flat.

914
00:41:32,591 --> 00:41:35,592
You know, nothin'
flashy, you know?

915
00:41:38,028 --> 00:41:41,097
- The caviar in
your friend's mouth

916
00:41:41,099 --> 00:41:42,832
is more worth than 80 euros.

917
00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:46,603
- Please don't hurt
my friend, alright?

918
00:41:46,605 --> 00:41:47,737
- You will borrow money,

919
00:41:47,739 --> 00:41:49,672
now that you wasted my time.

920
00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:52,809
The minimum we allow
is 10,000 euros.

921
00:41:54,979 --> 00:41:55,845
- You know what?

922
00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:56,779
That's fine.

923
00:41:56,781 --> 00:41:58,047
Yeah, yeah, 10,000 euros.

924
00:41:58,049 --> 00:42:01,851
But can we just pay you
back 9,920 right now?

925
00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,655
- Oh, it doesn't
quite work this way.

926
00:42:05,657 --> 00:42:08,324
You will borrow
10,000 euros from me.

927
00:42:08,326 --> 00:42:10,393
Within two weeks,

928
00:42:10,395 --> 00:42:12,929
for each day you have my money,

929
00:42:12,931 --> 00:42:16,766
you will pay me an
additional thousand euros.

930
00:42:18,168 --> 00:42:21,804
- What if we can't come
up with the extra money?

931
00:42:26,644 --> 00:42:30,547
- My people over there
just loves Mexican food.

932
00:42:36,787 --> 00:42:39,822
And if you boys think that
I don't have eyes and ears

933
00:42:39,824 --> 00:42:42,492
all over Europe, you are wrong.

934
00:42:43,594 --> 00:42:44,794
- Okay, cool.

935
00:42:44,796 --> 00:42:46,262
Thank you, it was very
nice meeting you!

936
00:42:46,264 --> 00:42:47,897
I will just go now.

937
00:42:50,134 --> 00:42:52,835
Guys, that was like straight
out of a movie, bro.

938
00:42:52,837 --> 00:42:55,338
I have never seen this amount
of money in my entire life.

939
00:42:55,340 --> 00:42:56,005
Lemme hold it, man.

940
00:42:56,007 --> 00:42:57,140
No, no, no, no.

941
00:42:57,142 --> 00:42:59,943
We should be careful
with it, okay?

942
00:42:59,945 --> 00:43:02,011
I'm just saying, like,
my uncle has to

943
00:43:02,013 --> 00:43:05,782
Dude, it's going to be fine,
let's just go for a beer.

944
00:43:05,784 --> 00:43:06,784
Let's go.

945
00:43:08,486 --> 00:43:09,752
Are you listening
to me right now?

946
00:43:09,754 --> 00:43:11,220
Look, we can't just, like,
mess around with this.

947
00:43:11,222 --> 00:43:12,789
- Dude- - Those
were serious guys.

948
00:43:12,791 --> 00:43:14,557
I don't want to end up
as pit bull food, right?

949
00:43:14,559 --> 00:43:15,558
- He's got a good point.
- Everything will be fine.

950
00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:16,593
Good point.

951
00:43:16,595 --> 00:43:18,061
- Let's go!
- Just one.

952
00:43:18,063 --> 00:43:19,629
Okay, just a couple
drinks, and that's it.

953
00:43:19,631 --> 00:43:20,863
- Okay.
- That's it.

954
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,828
- This is great, man.

955
00:43:51,830 --> 00:43:53,062
You know?

956
00:43:53,064 --> 00:43:56,399
We're here, we got
the beautiful beer.

957
00:43:56,401 --> 00:43:59,135
Chick keeps lookin' at me.

958
00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:01,671
- Danke schön, good sir.

959
00:44:01,673 --> 00:44:02,872
How much do I owe you?

960
00:44:02,874 --> 00:44:04,807
- It's 12 euros.

961
00:44:04,809 --> 00:44:06,142
- Like, 12 apiece?

962
00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:08,044
- No, it's for all 12 euros.

963
00:44:08,046 --> 00:44:09,112
- Oh.

964
00:44:09,114 --> 00:44:10,313
- Okay.
- That's good, right?

965
00:44:10,315 --> 00:44:11,315
- Awesome.

966
00:44:12,349 --> 00:44:13,983
There you go, sir,
keep the change.

967
00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:16,786
- Oh, thank you, my
American friends!

968
00:44:16,788 --> 00:44:19,288
There are some hooligans
in the back of the bar.

969
00:44:19,290 --> 00:44:22,492
Please stay at the bar,
don't go back, okay?

970
00:44:24,129 --> 00:44:24,961
- Okay.

971
00:44:24,963 --> 00:44:25,963
Okay.

972
00:44:26,830 --> 00:44:28,331
We'll heed your advice.

973
00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:30,700
Cheers! - Yeah, cheers, guys.

974
00:44:30,702 --> 00:44:33,436
- Let's get drunk!

975
00:44:38,910 --> 00:44:41,978
- Rule Britannia!

976
00:44:41,980 --> 00:44:46,015
- You guys wanna do a game?

977
00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:48,151
Yeah!

978
00:44:48,153 --> 00:44:50,653
- In Austria, we
love drinking games.

979
00:44:50,655 --> 00:44:52,055
- So do we!

980
00:44:52,057 --> 00:44:53,056
Beer pong?

981
00:44:53,058 --> 00:44:54,524
- Are you boys scared?

982
00:44:54,526 --> 00:44:55,625
- Of what?
- Scared of what?

983
00:44:55,627 --> 00:44:56,926
- Girls?
- I'm an American.

984
00:44:56,928 --> 00:44:58,361
I'm an American, sweetheart!

985
00:44:58,363 --> 00:45:01,097
America.
- It's adorable, really.

986
00:45:02,032 --> 00:45:03,199
- Let's play.

987
00:46:05,062 --> 00:46:06,929
- I'm tellin' you, man!

988
00:46:06,931 --> 00:46:08,197
You're my best friend!

989
00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:09,465
- That's what I'm
talkin' about, son!

990
00:46:09,467 --> 00:46:10,500
- Right?

991
00:46:10,502 --> 00:46:11,334
- Yeah!
- You know what I mean?

992
00:46:11,336 --> 00:46:12,535
You have a beard,

993
00:46:12,537 --> 00:46:13,936
you got a tattoo.
- I can't even lie, man!

994
00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:14,938
You did your thing!

995
00:46:30,821 --> 00:46:31,888
- Come here!

996
00:46:35,526 --> 00:46:37,827
- That way, Ratty, come on!

997
00:46:46,537 --> 00:46:47,537
- Oh, my God.

998
00:46:47,539 --> 00:46:49,071
Oh, I think we lost him. - Fuck!

999
00:46:50,842 --> 00:46:52,041
- My lungs.

1000
00:46:52,043 --> 00:46:54,777
My lungs aren't
developed properly!

1001
00:46:56,980 --> 00:46:58,447
- All up here.

1002
00:46:58,449 --> 00:46:59,749
It's coming up.

1003
00:47:02,219 --> 00:47:03,886
- Wait up, hold up.

1004
00:47:05,789 --> 00:47:07,757
Is this Mozart's house?

1005
00:47:08,592 --> 00:47:10,193
- I have no idea.

1006
00:47:10,195 --> 00:47:12,929
- This is where Mozart was born!

1007
00:47:14,097 --> 00:47:15,164
- Do you think he
still lives here?

1008
00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:16,465
- What?

1009
00:47:16,467 --> 00:47:17,567
- Do you think he
still lives here?

1010
00:47:17,569 --> 00:47:19,802
- Dude, he's dead.
- Oh.

1011
00:47:19,804 --> 00:47:21,170
- Oi!
- Oh, sh...

1012
00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:23,105
- You boys spilled
my fucking beer!

1013
00:47:23,107 --> 00:47:24,540
Now you're gonna die!

1014
00:47:24,542 --> 00:47:26,976
- Are you seriously gonna
kill us over a beer?

1015
00:47:26,978 --> 00:47:29,545
- That's how us English
boys have always done it.

1016
00:47:29,547 --> 00:47:33,649
- I'm gonna die at Wolfgang
Amadeus Mozart's house.

1017
00:47:33,651 --> 00:47:35,117
I can do that.

1018
00:47:35,119 --> 00:47:36,052
I'm gonna die.

1019
00:47:36,054 --> 00:47:37,386
You know he's my favorite.

1020
00:47:37,388 --> 00:47:38,988
- Me, too!

1021
00:47:38,990 --> 00:47:40,423
- What?

1022
00:47:40,425 --> 00:47:41,691
Get outta here!

1023
00:47:41,693 --> 00:47:42,925
I'm a fan!

1024
00:47:42,927 --> 00:47:44,560
I mix like rap music
with classical music.

1025
00:47:44,562 --> 00:47:46,295
I call it rapsical.

1026
00:47:46,297 --> 00:47:47,730
- That's really nice.

1027
00:47:47,732 --> 00:47:49,732
I wish we could have been friends
before I had to kill ya!

1028
00:47:49,734 --> 00:47:52,168
Listen, man.

1029
00:47:52,170 --> 00:47:54,503
There's gotta be a way
we can work this out.

1030
00:47:54,505 --> 00:47:55,605
Alright?

1031
00:47:55,607 --> 00:47:56,572
- Sure.

1032
00:47:56,574 --> 00:47:59,175
You can buy me another beer.

1033
00:47:59,177 --> 00:48:00,109
- That's it?

1034
00:48:00,111 --> 00:48:01,477
That's all we have to do?

1035
00:48:01,479 --> 00:48:02,545
- Yeah, why?

1036
00:48:04,815 --> 00:48:07,450
- It just seems like you
could've presented us

1037
00:48:07,452 --> 00:48:08,851
with that option.

1038
00:48:08,853 --> 00:48:12,021
Before you chased
us with the hammer.

1039
00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:14,957
Well, great!

1040
00:48:16,326 --> 00:48:18,895
I'll go out right now, I'll buy
us a whole bunch of beers!

1041
00:48:18,897 --> 00:48:21,230
You know, it's no big deal!

1042
00:48:22,165 --> 00:48:23,432
- Let's do it!

1043
00:48:23,434 --> 00:48:24,434
- Let's go!

1044
00:48:26,503 --> 00:48:27,837
- Let's get outta here!

1045
00:48:27,839 --> 00:48:29,672
How you doin', buddy?

1046
00:48:31,408 --> 00:48:32,909
You know what, dude?

1047
00:48:32,911 --> 00:48:34,610
You got awesome tattoos.

1048
00:48:34,612 --> 00:48:36,712
- Really, seriously, man.

1049
00:48:36,714 --> 00:48:37,713
- You know what?

1050
00:48:37,715 --> 00:48:39,882
You should get one.

1051
00:48:39,884 --> 00:48:43,152
- Fuck it.
- Fuck it, let's do it!

1052
00:48:45,356 --> 00:48:46,622
Alright, guys, we doin' this?

1053
00:48:46,624 --> 00:48:48,157
- Doin' it, bro.
- Yeah?

1054
00:48:48,159 --> 00:48:50,426
- It hurts!

1055
00:48:50,428 --> 00:48:52,328
- I haven't even
started yet, dude.

1056
00:48:52,330 --> 00:48:53,329
- Okay.

1057
00:48:53,331 --> 00:48:54,964
- Oh my God.
- Oh my God.

1058
00:48:54,966 --> 00:48:56,999
Make sure you put a
gap in his mouth.

1059
00:48:57,001 --> 00:48:57,934
- He's what?

1060
00:48:57,936 --> 00:48:59,168
- Please don't shit on yourself.

1061
00:48:59,170 --> 00:49:01,003
We will see the
exit immediately.

1062
00:49:01,005 --> 00:49:03,072
- Okay, I don't like that.

1063
00:49:03,074 --> 00:49:05,007
- Shit on your face, bro!

1064
00:49:06,544 --> 00:49:07,777
- I work out.

1065
00:49:07,779 --> 00:49:09,645
Billy Blanks work
out plan, you know?

1066
00:49:09,647 --> 00:49:11,547
- Ooh, can we stop, can
we stop, can we stop?

1067
00:49:11,549 --> 00:49:12,949
Can we take a break,
can we take a break,

1068
00:49:12,951 --> 00:49:13,783
can we take a break?
- What we need

1069
00:49:13,785 --> 00:49:14,951
is some more colors.

1070
00:49:14,953 --> 00:49:17,286
- I get it once in a while.

1071
00:49:17,288 --> 00:49:19,355
My mom actually put me
on to it, so you know.

1072
00:49:19,357 --> 00:49:21,490
'Cause her ass is amazin'.

1073
00:49:21,492 --> 00:49:24,527
- How do you feel anything
with all that fur?

1074
00:49:24,529 --> 00:49:25,962
- For real.

1075
00:49:25,964 --> 00:49:27,263
- It's like a knife bein' thrown
in the middle of a forest.

1076
00:49:27,265 --> 00:49:28,331
- Oh my God!

1077
00:49:29,299 --> 00:49:30,499
- You know what I think?

1078
00:49:30,501 --> 00:49:32,902
That's more like
Sylvester Stallone.

1079
00:49:32,904 --> 00:49:36,639
- It looks like the
cushions of my recliner.

1080
00:49:37,841 --> 00:49:39,275
- The trick is to not
clench up too much.

1081
00:49:39,277 --> 00:49:42,745
You know, be relaxed,
be comfortable.

1082
00:49:42,747 --> 00:49:44,480
- Nice one, geezers!

1083
00:49:51,221 --> 00:49:52,655
- You know what, dude?

1084
00:49:52,657 --> 00:49:54,056
You're actually a
pretty cool guy.

1085
00:49:54,058 --> 00:49:56,225
- No, you're a great guy.

1086
00:49:57,294 --> 00:49:58,227
- You know what?

1087
00:49:58,229 --> 00:49:59,395
Next time you come to Europe,

1088
00:49:59,397 --> 00:50:00,596
you should come to London.

1089
00:50:00,598 --> 00:50:02,531
- London!
- We'll go to London!

1090
00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:04,367
- They call me the
Diamond Geezer there!

1091
00:50:11,141 --> 00:50:12,408
Enough, alright?

1092
00:50:12,410 --> 00:50:14,310
- Sorry.
- Sorry.

1093
00:50:14,312 --> 00:50:17,613
- I know we're friends
now and stuff.

1094
00:50:17,615 --> 00:50:20,783
- You know what, you're
a good man, brother.

1095
00:50:20,785 --> 00:50:22,084
You speak well.

1096
00:50:22,086 --> 00:50:23,953
I love your accent,
you sound funny.

1097
00:50:23,955 --> 00:50:27,490
Learn English!

1098
00:50:27,492 --> 00:50:29,291
And you know what's best?

1099
00:50:29,293 --> 00:50:30,459
You're from good stock!
- Thank you!

1100
00:50:30,461 --> 00:50:34,363
- Give me some my...

1101
00:50:34,365 --> 00:50:36,032
Taxi!

1102
00:50:36,034 --> 00:50:39,101
- My beer!

1103
00:50:47,711 --> 00:50:49,178
- Not in my butt.

1104
00:50:50,147 --> 00:50:51,414
- Wakey, wakey!

1105
00:50:51,416 --> 00:50:52,416
Come on!

1106
00:50:54,451 --> 00:50:55,951
15 euros!

1107
00:50:55,953 --> 00:50:57,119
- Okay.

1108
00:50:57,121 --> 00:50:58,487
We're at the hotel,
man, let's go.

1109
00:50:58,489 --> 00:51:00,156
- Okay.
- Alright.

1110
00:51:00,158 --> 00:51:02,191
- Dude, pay the guy.

1111
00:51:15,372 --> 00:51:16,439
Oh, come on!

1112
00:51:17,574 --> 00:51:20,309
This isn't the Hotel Stein!

1113
00:51:20,311 --> 00:51:21,710
- Oh, fuck, man!

1114
00:51:23,046 --> 00:51:24,146
Fuck!

1115
00:51:24,148 --> 00:51:26,682
Wait, how did the cab?

1116
00:51:26,684 --> 00:51:28,384
I gave him a,

1117
00:51:28,386 --> 00:51:29,618
a business card!

1118
00:51:29,620 --> 00:51:32,221
- Hey, everybody, just
relax, okay, calm down.

1119
00:51:32,223 --> 00:51:33,889
We'll just go in the house,

1120
00:51:33,891 --> 00:51:37,793
we'll ask to borrow their
phone, just call a new taxi.

1121
00:51:37,795 --> 00:51:38,727
- No, you're right.

1122
00:51:38,729 --> 00:51:39,662
- I'm always right, buddy.

1123
00:51:39,664 --> 00:51:41,297
- You're a positive guy, Terrel.

1124
00:51:41,299 --> 00:51:42,565
I'm starting to like that

1125
00:51:42,567 --> 00:51:43,799
about you.
- Well, thank you so much.

1126
00:51:43,801 --> 00:51:45,334
- I am, I'm starting
to like it, I am.

1127
00:51:45,336 --> 00:51:46,902
You know what, we
knock on the door,

1128
00:51:46,904 --> 00:51:48,804
see if they can call us a cab!

1129
00:51:48,806 --> 00:51:50,172
It's not a big deal.

1130
00:51:50,174 --> 00:51:51,407
- They might even have a driver.

1131
00:51:51,409 --> 00:51:52,975
They got a fucking
water fountain.

1132
00:51:52,977 --> 00:51:54,944
- Who has a water fountain
in their front yard?

1133
00:51:54,946 --> 00:51:56,312
- These guys have got money.

1134
00:51:56,314 --> 00:51:57,580
- They're the 1%, man!

1135
00:51:57,582 --> 00:51:59,048
That's what they are. - Yeah.

1136
00:51:59,050 --> 00:52:00,649
- It's pretty cool.

1137
00:52:00,651 --> 00:52:02,351
That's cool.

1138
00:52:02,353 --> 00:52:06,589
- It's like something
out of a fairytale.

1139
00:52:13,063 --> 00:52:14,497
- I mean, should we just knock?

1140
00:52:14,499 --> 00:52:16,332
I mean, it's after midnight.

1141
00:52:16,334 --> 00:52:18,567
- Fuck it, dude, what's the
worst that can happen?

1142
00:52:18,569 --> 00:52:19,435
- Okay.
- The guy would yell

1143
00:52:19,437 --> 00:52:21,403
at us in German? - Yeah.

1144
00:52:27,110 --> 00:52:28,377
Bro, just knock again, man.

1145
00:52:28,379 --> 00:52:29,845
This is a castle.

1146
00:52:29,847 --> 00:52:32,681
They probably got 40-year
olds that can't even hear us.

1147
00:52:32,683 --> 00:52:35,684
- Oh, boy, I'm so
glad you made it!

1148
00:52:35,686 --> 00:52:36,752
- Holy shit!

1149
00:52:37,587 --> 00:52:39,088
- Hi.
- Hi!

1150
00:52:39,090 --> 00:52:41,190
I didn't think you
guys wanted to come!

1151
00:52:41,192 --> 00:52:42,258
- We didn't.

1152
00:52:43,793 --> 00:52:48,197
- What he means is
that we were drunk.

1153
00:52:48,199 --> 00:52:50,499
We'd taken a cab
and when I handed

1154
00:52:50,501 --> 00:52:53,402
the cab driver the hotel card,

1155
00:52:53,404 --> 00:52:56,472
I must have handed him
your card by accident!

1156
00:52:56,474 --> 00:52:58,340
- A happy accident!

1157
00:52:58,342 --> 00:52:59,842
- Yeah, lucky us!

1158
00:53:01,411 --> 00:53:03,512
- Really nice
castle, by the way!

1159
00:53:03,514 --> 00:53:07,016
I mean, it's a castle!
- Thank you!

1160
00:53:07,018 --> 00:53:09,485
- Well, I'm so glad
you guys are here.

1161
00:53:09,487 --> 00:53:10,819
Just come in! - Yes, please!

1162
00:53:10,821 --> 00:53:13,789
- Okay, yeah, yeah.
- Sounds great.

1163
00:53:22,699 --> 00:53:24,400
They're playin' their Mozart!

1164
00:53:28,673 --> 00:53:30,906
- Yo, guys, this is great!

1165
00:53:32,242 --> 00:53:36,145
I don't suppose you could give
us a ride to Hotel Stein?

1166
00:53:36,147 --> 00:53:37,713
- Oh, sorry, no.

1167
00:53:37,715 --> 00:53:39,548
We're having a party tonight.

1168
00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:41,417
We can't leave.

1169
00:53:41,419 --> 00:53:44,320
Or you stay with
us for the party.

1170
00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,667
- Yeah, we'll stay.

1171
00:54:00,270 --> 00:54:02,004
- So how's your tea?

1172
00:54:02,839 --> 00:54:04,573
- It's the breast, I mean...

1173
00:54:04,575 --> 00:54:06,175
The best.

1174
00:54:06,177 --> 00:54:07,177
It's great.

1175
00:54:08,545 --> 00:54:10,279
- Well, in a little bit
we'll bring out the booze

1176
00:54:10,281 --> 00:54:13,382
and move the party
into a bigger room.

1177
00:54:13,384 --> 00:54:16,785
- Yeah, it's sort of
a masquerade party.

1178
00:54:19,089 --> 00:54:20,422
- I can't wait!

1179
00:54:33,637 --> 00:54:36,338
- Take these boys
and get them robes.

1180
00:54:36,340 --> 00:54:38,407
I'll see you downstairs.

1181
00:54:41,811 --> 00:54:43,912
- So you want us to follow her?

1182
00:54:43,914 --> 00:54:44,747
You want us to...

1183
00:54:44,749 --> 00:54:45,749
Okay, okay!

1184
00:55:06,771 --> 00:55:08,470
- I don't know, man.

1185
00:55:08,472 --> 00:55:10,172
There are no basements.

1186
00:55:10,174 --> 00:55:12,274
Next time, I'ma
take the elevator.

1187
00:55:12,276 --> 00:55:13,842
- This is awesome!

1188
00:55:46,643 --> 00:55:47,876
This is weird.

1189
00:56:34,724 --> 00:56:36,058
- Listen to me.

1190
00:56:38,862 --> 00:56:40,429
Venus,

1191
00:56:40,431 --> 00:56:44,099
is flowing through
me into all of you!

1192
00:56:44,101 --> 00:56:47,636
- And the spirit of
Eros flows from me

1193
00:56:47,638 --> 00:56:48,871
to all of you!

1194
00:56:49,973 --> 00:56:50,973
- Tonight,

1195
00:56:51,741 --> 00:56:52,975
we become one!

1196
00:56:55,311 --> 00:56:59,548
We make all the gods of
love and sex jealous of us!

1197
00:57:01,484 --> 00:57:02,484
Say it.

1198
00:57:09,359 --> 00:57:10,626
- Yes.

1199
00:57:10,628 --> 00:57:14,229
Tonight, there is
one piece of flesh

1200
00:57:14,231 --> 00:57:16,231
we will all start with!

1201
00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:20,936
- We begin with this
piece of flesh,

1202
00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:24,006
before we can move
on to each other.

1203
00:57:26,209 --> 00:57:27,209
- Yes!

1204
00:57:34,517 --> 00:57:37,453
- Goddesses?

1205
00:57:37,455 --> 00:57:40,956
Bring in the flesh!
- Bring in the flesh!

1206
00:57:58,441 --> 00:58:01,643
- I wanna make sex
with the devil.

1207
00:58:01,645 --> 00:58:04,179
- Please stop calling
it that, man.

1208
00:58:04,181 --> 00:58:08,417
It's make love or have sex,
you can't mix 'em around.

1209
00:58:21,931 --> 00:58:23,065
- Fuckin' Franz.

1210
00:58:23,067 --> 00:58:24,333
- Really?
- Whoa!

1211
00:58:24,335 --> 00:58:26,235
- No, no, no!
- No, no.

1212
00:58:27,570 --> 00:58:29,505
- No!
- It's not happening.

1213
00:58:29,507 --> 00:58:31,940
- Here's your flesh!

1214
00:58:31,942 --> 00:58:34,676
You have to please
this flesh first

1215
00:58:34,678 --> 00:58:37,579
or you cannot be invited to
the next part of the party

1216
00:58:37,581 --> 00:58:40,549
where everyone will be...
- Okay, okay.

1217
00:58:40,551 --> 00:58:42,918
We gotta go right now. - Yeah.

1218
00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:44,887
- Dude, when in Rome, man.
- No!

1219
00:58:44,889 --> 00:58:46,788
Not when in Rome!

1220
00:58:46,790 --> 00:58:49,391
- I'm going to use the
phone they have here

1221
00:58:49,393 --> 00:58:50,993
and I'm callin' a cab.
- Okay, good idea.

1222
00:58:50,995 --> 00:58:52,861
Let's get back to
the hotel, regroup,

1223
00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:54,129
and make it to the
train station.

1224
00:58:54,131 --> 00:58:55,998
- We can stay, come on.

1225
00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,533
Look at her.

1226
00:58:57,535 --> 00:59:00,936
- Dude, this man has seen my
penis because of you, okay?

1227
00:59:00,938 --> 00:59:02,938
We are leaving, right now.

1228
00:59:02,940 --> 00:59:06,108
Do not look at me
like that, Franz!

1229
00:59:06,110 --> 00:59:07,109
Don't look at me, Franz.

1230
00:59:07,111 --> 00:59:09,144
Do not look at me.

1231
00:59:09,146 --> 00:59:10,646
Go to hell, Franz!

1232
00:59:10,648 --> 00:59:12,281
You ruined my life!

1233
00:59:15,118 --> 00:59:17,986
- This chick Ivana,
is not kosher.

1234
00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:21,490
- We have to go.

1235
00:59:21,492 --> 00:59:23,325
- No, no, no, no, no!

1236
00:59:23,327 --> 00:59:25,627
- We go now!
- No, Dino!

1237
00:59:25,629 --> 00:59:27,529
I have sex with girls!

1238
00:59:28,631 --> 00:59:30,799
- The guys are leaving
we must follow them!

1239
00:59:30,801 --> 00:59:33,602
- Dino, why do you
always hit me?

1240
00:59:38,943 --> 00:59:41,743
- Oh my gosh, I can't
get a hold of my uncle!

1241
00:59:41,745 --> 00:59:43,211
- Great.

1242
00:59:43,213 --> 00:59:44,379
Stranded again!

1243
00:59:44,381 --> 00:59:46,415
I can't believe our luck, man!

1244
00:59:46,417 --> 00:59:48,283
- And I can't believe you thought
we can get on this train

1245
00:59:48,285 --> 00:59:49,685
without our IDs.

1246
00:59:50,987 --> 00:59:52,421
- We're fucked!

1247
00:59:52,423 --> 00:59:54,056
We're never gonna get to Vienna.

1248
00:59:54,058 --> 00:59:56,558
- All I wanna do is sleep!

1249
00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,193
This sucks, dude!

1250
00:59:58,195 --> 00:59:59,761
Yo, Terrel!

1251
00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:01,997
Pimp Nick out, we
need some fun, stat!

1252
01:00:01,999 --> 01:00:03,365
- Hey, sir!

1253
01:00:03,367 --> 01:00:04,800
How you doin'?

1254
01:00:04,802 --> 01:00:06,368
Hey, would you be interested
in buying this young,

1255
01:00:06,370 --> 01:00:10,339
white man, he's about
5'10, 5'11 who's a Vegan?

1256
01:00:12,742 --> 01:00:13,642
- Away.

1257
01:00:13,644 --> 01:00:14,644
Cool.

1258
01:00:17,046 --> 01:00:21,216
He actually looked like he was
considering it for a second.

1259
01:00:22,085 --> 01:00:24,820
- Man, even in Austria, we suck!

1260
01:00:28,257 --> 01:00:30,659
- Sure, come over to Austria!

1261
01:00:30,661 --> 01:00:33,729
Have a few laughs, come to the
coolest party in the world.

1262
01:00:33,731 --> 01:00:36,064
What could go wrong?

1263
01:00:36,066 --> 01:00:38,100
Where the fuck are we, man?

1264
01:00:38,102 --> 01:00:40,869
I've seen like five
streets called Asvart.

1265
01:00:40,871 --> 01:00:43,171
It's a wonder anyone can
get around in this city!

1266
01:00:43,173 --> 01:00:44,906
It's like the universe
is telling us,

1267
01:00:44,908 --> 01:00:47,442
"Hey, your wieners are never
supposed to be touched

1268
01:00:47,444 --> 01:00:49,311
"by anyone other
than yourselves!"

1269
01:00:49,313 --> 01:00:50,445
- You gotta believe, man.

1270
01:00:50,447 --> 01:00:51,947
You gotta use positive
energy, okay?

1271
01:00:51,949 --> 01:00:53,148
You gotta rethink about it!

1272
01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:55,150
You gotta believe
somebody will pick is up

1273
01:00:55,152 --> 01:00:56,685
and take us to Vienna.
- I don't wanna do this again.

1274
01:00:56,687 --> 01:00:59,621
I don't wanna do this again.
- Somebody will pick us up

1275
01:00:59,623 --> 01:01:03,458
and take us to Vienna.
- I'm not doing it.

1276
01:01:03,460 --> 01:01:06,495
- Somebody is gonna
kill my two friends.

1277
01:01:06,497 --> 01:01:09,631
Somebody is gonna kill my tw...

1278
01:01:09,633 --> 01:01:10,465
- Yeah!

1279
01:01:10,467 --> 01:01:11,433
What'd I say?

1280
01:01:11,435 --> 01:01:12,334
What'd I say?

1281
01:01:12,336 --> 01:01:13,435
Positive energy!

1282
01:01:13,437 --> 01:01:14,369
Use your mind!

1283
01:01:14,371 --> 01:01:15,237
Don't you ever doubt me again!

1284
01:01:15,239 --> 01:01:16,071
Don't you ever...

1285
01:01:16,073 --> 01:01:17,073
Hey!

1286
01:01:19,342 --> 01:01:20,342
- Hello.

1287
01:01:21,044 --> 01:01:22,044
- Hello.

1288
01:01:22,745 --> 01:01:23,745
- Hi.

1289
01:01:25,748 --> 01:01:26,748
Sprechen

1290
01:01:27,917 --> 01:01:28,917
ze English?

1291
01:01:30,119 --> 01:01:30,952
- Please stop.

1292
01:01:30,954 --> 01:01:32,521
Yes, we speak English.

1293
01:01:32,523 --> 01:01:34,222
You're right, they're Americans.

1294
01:01:34,224 --> 01:01:38,460
- How could you tell, right?

1295
01:01:40,697 --> 01:01:41,963
So we're stranded.

1296
01:01:41,965 --> 01:01:43,465
- Clearly.

1297
01:01:43,467 --> 01:01:47,836
- Yes, are you guys by any
chance headed to Vienna?

1298
01:01:47,838 --> 01:01:49,571
'Cause we would love a ride.

1299
01:01:49,573 --> 01:01:51,840
- And what will we get?

1300
01:01:51,842 --> 01:01:53,075
- That's the thing.

1301
01:01:53,077 --> 01:01:54,743
We don't really have
anything to give,

1302
01:01:54,745 --> 01:01:56,745
except for, you know, receiving

1303
01:01:56,747 --> 01:01:58,380
our charming company. - Shh!

1304
01:01:58,382 --> 01:01:59,815
Look, ladies.

1305
01:01:59,817 --> 01:02:01,016
We have nothing, okay?

1306
01:02:01,018 --> 01:02:02,384
The only thing that
we can offer you

1307
01:02:02,386 --> 01:02:03,819
is the opportunity of a lifetime

1308
01:02:03,821 --> 01:02:06,188
to literally save our lives!

1309
01:02:06,190 --> 01:02:08,523
And when I get home, I'm
gonna tell my mom and dad

1310
01:02:08,525 --> 01:02:12,194
that we were saved by two
beautiful Austrian ladies!

1311
01:02:12,196 --> 01:02:14,229
And they saved our lives this
one time when Nick's uncle

1312
01:02:14,231 --> 01:02:17,666
decided to royally
fucked us for no reason!

1313
01:02:17,668 --> 01:02:19,634
And also, when I
Googled Australia,

1314
01:02:19,636 --> 01:02:23,772
all I saw was pictures of
beautiful blonde surfer babes,

1315
01:02:23,774 --> 01:02:25,741
and friendly kangaroos!

1316
01:02:25,743 --> 01:02:29,745
All I've seen here is
green hills, cows,

1317
01:02:29,747 --> 01:02:32,781
weirdos in a sex
party and Franz!

1318
01:02:32,783 --> 01:02:34,182
- Fuckin' Franz.

1319
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:39,955
- We're in Austria.
- Whatever, dude.

1320
01:02:39,957 --> 01:02:41,189
- Enough, get in.

1321
01:02:41,191 --> 01:02:43,492
We'll figure out payment
on the way to Vienna.

1322
01:02:43,494 --> 01:02:44,726
- My God, thank you!

1323
01:02:44,728 --> 01:02:47,429
- Thank you so much,
guys, you're amazing!

1324
01:02:47,431 --> 01:02:48,363
- That's great!

1325
01:02:48,365 --> 01:02:49,498
Great, great!

1326
01:02:52,268 --> 01:02:54,069
Terrel saves the day.

1327
01:03:00,343 --> 01:03:03,078
- I take care of it, no
problem, no problem.

1328
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:06,248
- I'm gonna get comfortably
get cozy up in here.

1329
01:03:06,250 --> 01:03:07,716
What's your name?

1330
01:03:07,718 --> 01:03:08,718
- Hey!

1331
01:03:09,652 --> 01:03:11,386
Don't look at her like that!

1332
01:03:11,388 --> 01:03:13,221
I go 21 ton on your ass!

1333
01:03:13,223 --> 01:03:14,456
Okay? - Okay, alright!

1334
01:03:14,458 --> 01:03:16,458
- Okay!
- Okay.

1335
01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:19,394
Did you see the mole
on that motherfucker?

1336
01:03:25,001 --> 01:03:27,903
- You Americans
smoke the hashish?

1337
01:03:31,107 --> 01:03:33,141
- I don't know, actually.

1338
01:03:33,143 --> 01:03:34,342
We smoke pot.

1339
01:03:34,344 --> 01:03:37,379
- Of course we
smoke the hashish!

1340
01:03:37,381 --> 01:03:39,881
In America, we're ballers.

1341
01:03:39,883 --> 01:03:41,283
Alright?

1342
01:03:41,285 --> 01:03:42,918
Is this hash gonna
affect my asthma?

1343
01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:45,720
'Cause I don't know if we
packed my asthma inhaler.

1344
01:03:45,722 --> 01:03:47,055
- Fat Matt Damon!

1345
01:03:47,057 --> 01:03:48,623
Smoke some, relax!

1346
01:04:27,029 --> 01:04:30,198
<i>♪ Everybody go crazy</i>

1347
01:04:36,839 --> 01:04:40,008
<i>♪ Everybody go crazy</i>

1348
01:04:48,584 --> 01:04:50,652
<i>♪ Crazy</i>

1349
01:05:02,698 --> 01:05:05,100
- You know what, guys?

1350
01:05:05,102 --> 01:05:07,135
I love you all.

1351
01:05:07,137 --> 01:05:09,971
- Wanna know somethin'
about this RV?

1352
01:05:09,973 --> 01:05:10,973
Beautiful!

1353
01:05:12,208 --> 01:05:14,409
- For Americans, you're
not that terrible.

1354
01:05:14,411 --> 01:05:15,844
You're not that bad.

1355
01:05:15,846 --> 01:05:18,313
Maybe I add you on Facebook, eh?

1356
01:05:18,315 --> 01:05:20,749
You wanna exchange numbers,
we keep in touch, yes?

1357
01:05:20,751 --> 01:05:22,717
Yes? - He's got an idea here!

1358
01:05:22,719 --> 01:05:24,986
Exchange numbers, that's
what we should do.

1359
01:05:24,988 --> 01:05:27,622
The first thing I do
when I get a new phone.

1360
01:05:27,624 --> 01:05:29,691
Program that shit.

1361
01:05:29,693 --> 01:05:31,159
Put the numbers in there.

1362
01:05:31,161 --> 01:05:32,594
- You don't have phone?

1363
01:05:32,596 --> 01:05:33,728
- Well, we did.

1364
01:05:33,730 --> 01:05:35,997
Some old, ugly woman thing

1365
01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:40,402
stole it from us at the
airport when we landed.

1366
01:05:40,404 --> 01:05:42,070
Fuckin' suck balls.

1367
01:05:45,509 --> 01:05:46,841
- Yeah!

1368
01:05:46,843 --> 01:05:48,109
This is the fuck I'm talk...

1369
01:05:48,111 --> 01:05:49,344
Mozart?

1370
01:05:49,346 --> 01:05:51,279
I'm glad somebody else
appreciates Mozart!

1371
01:05:51,281 --> 01:05:52,714
I try to tell these assholes

1372
01:05:52,716 --> 01:05:53,882
all the time how dope he is.

1373
01:05:53,884 --> 01:05:55,283
They always clown me.

1374
01:05:55,285 --> 01:05:56,217
Well, you know what?

1375
01:05:56,219 --> 01:05:58,320
I always say, that's my jam!

1376
01:05:58,322 --> 01:05:59,721
That's my thing!

1377
01:06:00,589 --> 01:06:02,023
- How weird is that?

1378
01:06:02,025 --> 01:06:05,460
It's like we're all meant
to meet each other!

1379
01:06:06,362 --> 01:06:07,362
- You!

1380
01:06:08,864 --> 01:06:11,199
You're the moley mole lady!

1381
01:06:12,935 --> 01:06:15,003
- I think the hash has
gone to your head, bro.

1382
01:06:15,005 --> 01:06:16,371
- No, no!

1383
01:06:16,373 --> 01:06:17,539
This is not the drugs!

1384
01:06:17,541 --> 01:06:18,907
This is not the drugs!

1385
01:06:18,909 --> 01:06:22,243
Terrel, that is your
phone right now.

1386
01:06:22,245 --> 01:06:23,478
Look at the mole.

1387
01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:24,946
Look at the mole!

1388
01:06:26,415 --> 01:06:28,583
- Oh shit, you're right!

1389
01:06:28,585 --> 01:06:29,585
It's you!

1390
01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:34,756
- I demand our belongings
back right now, okay?

1391
01:06:36,225 --> 01:06:37,859
- Sorry, Americans.

1392
01:06:37,861 --> 01:06:39,260
Finders keepers.

1393
01:06:40,429 --> 01:06:42,464
- You did not find that.

1394
01:06:42,466 --> 01:06:43,898
I found it.

1395
01:06:43,900 --> 01:06:46,167
At the Culver City Best Buy.

1396
01:06:46,169 --> 01:06:48,570
And I gave them my
credit card information

1397
01:06:48,572 --> 01:06:50,638
and they immediately
turned it down

1398
01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:53,808
and my mom bought me that phone.

1399
01:06:53,810 --> 01:06:56,945
And then you came
along and stole it.

1400
01:06:59,248 --> 01:07:00,715
- All good?

1401
01:07:00,717 --> 01:07:05,487
- I am not leaving here without
our phones and our wallets!

1402
01:07:15,564 --> 01:07:16,731
- Oh, look!

1403
01:07:16,733 --> 01:07:18,166
It's the fuzz!

1404
01:07:18,168 --> 01:07:19,100
- The what?

1405
01:07:19,102 --> 01:07:20,402
- Interpol, yo!

1406
01:07:22,104 --> 01:07:23,772
You guys are busted!

1407
01:07:23,774 --> 01:07:27,442
Nick, go to the po-po and say
we caught some criminals,

1408
01:07:27,444 --> 01:07:29,811
red-handed! - Happy to.

1409
01:07:29,813 --> 01:07:30,813
Happy to.

1410
01:07:31,547 --> 01:07:33,481
- Well, you do that,

1411
01:07:33,483 --> 01:07:35,850
I will tell police
you hash dealers,

1412
01:07:35,852 --> 01:07:38,186
you made me smoke.

1413
01:07:38,188 --> 01:07:40,688
"No, I told them I
didn't want hash

1414
01:07:40,690 --> 01:07:43,892
"but they force me to do it!"

1415
01:07:43,894 --> 01:07:45,427
- Fine.

1416
01:07:45,429 --> 01:07:48,963
You wanna play it like that,
you conniving little bitch!

1417
01:07:48,965 --> 01:07:51,633
I'm going to the
police right now.

1418
01:07:51,635 --> 01:07:52,467
- I'm sorry!

1419
01:07:52,469 --> 01:07:53,468
Please, please!

1420
01:07:53,470 --> 01:07:54,402
You can have the
belongings back!

1421
01:07:54,404 --> 01:07:56,137
Your cellphones and everything!

1422
01:07:56,139 --> 01:07:59,207
Please take them, take them!

1423
01:07:59,209 --> 01:08:00,108
- We need all of them,

1424
01:08:00,110 --> 01:08:00,942
all of them now. - Please!

1425
01:08:00,944 --> 01:08:02,177
Take them, take them!

1426
01:08:02,179 --> 01:08:03,378
You, too!

1427
01:08:03,380 --> 01:08:04,479
Sorry!

1428
01:08:04,481 --> 01:08:05,880
- Where is the money?

1429
01:08:05,882 --> 01:08:07,382
- I spent it all!

1430
01:08:09,718 --> 01:08:11,152
- On what?

1431
01:08:11,154 --> 01:08:15,223
- On mostly hashish and
Snickers, you know, munchies!

1432
01:08:16,759 --> 01:08:19,427
- And gas to drive us to Vienna.

1433
01:08:19,429 --> 01:08:21,396
- Ungrateful Americans.

1434
01:08:26,268 --> 01:08:27,936
- What?
- Oh my God!

1435
01:08:27,938 --> 01:08:30,538
- Are you seeing this right now?

1436
01:08:30,540 --> 01:08:32,574
- My God, check the
ass on that chick!

1437
01:08:32,576 --> 01:08:35,477
- Wait a second, we've
seen these girls before!

1438
01:08:35,479 --> 01:08:37,212
- Dude, you're right!

1439
01:08:37,214 --> 01:08:39,781
They're the ones
who took our cab!

1440
01:08:59,835 --> 01:09:01,769
- Well, well, well.

1441
01:09:01,771 --> 01:09:05,140
Aren't these the girls that
stole our cab at the airport?

1442
01:09:07,277 --> 01:09:08,277
- What?

1443
01:09:10,779 --> 01:09:13,548
- We could really use some help.

1444
01:09:13,550 --> 01:09:15,116
- You know what
we could've used?

1445
01:09:15,118 --> 01:09:16,618
A cab yesterday. - Yeah!

1446
01:09:16,620 --> 01:09:18,386
- See, that's how kinda
it all fuckin' works out!

1447
01:09:18,388 --> 01:09:19,420
The universe balances!

1448
01:09:19,422 --> 01:09:22,056
- Oh, of course, oh I'm sorry!

1449
01:09:22,058 --> 01:09:23,525
We were in a hurry.

1450
01:09:23,527 --> 01:09:24,359
- No, no, no.

1451
01:09:24,361 --> 01:09:25,527
This isn't happening.

1452
01:09:25,529 --> 01:09:27,061
We've got somewhere
to be tonight.

1453
01:09:27,063 --> 01:09:29,497
We're going to the greatest
party on the planet.

1454
01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:32,133
- It's gonna be so much fun!
- Yeah, it's gonna be amazing!

1455
01:09:32,135 --> 01:09:33,135
- So?

1456
01:09:34,203 --> 01:09:37,038
- Oh yes, the cute
American boys!

1457
01:09:38,340 --> 01:09:40,375
You know what, it's okay!

1458
01:09:40,377 --> 01:09:41,676
It's totally cool!

1459
01:09:41,678 --> 01:09:43,077
You know what, drop it.

1460
01:09:43,079 --> 01:09:44,045
- Yeah.
- The fact that

1461
01:09:44,047 --> 01:09:45,780
you guys apologized?

1462
01:09:45,782 --> 01:09:47,148
Class acts.

1463
01:09:47,150 --> 01:09:49,450
You guys are a bunch
of classy broads.

1464
01:09:49,452 --> 01:09:50,985
I like that.

1465
01:09:50,987 --> 01:09:52,086
- So, listen.

1466
01:09:52,088 --> 01:09:54,422
Our car isn't working.

1467
01:09:54,424 --> 01:09:57,559
Do you think you can give
us a ride to the next town?

1468
01:09:57,561 --> 01:09:58,561
Or

1469
01:09:59,562 --> 01:10:01,896
If any of you can fix cars,

1470
01:10:02,965 --> 01:10:05,767
I'll give you 100 euros.

1471
01:10:05,769 --> 01:10:07,235
- 100 euros!

1472
01:10:07,237 --> 01:10:09,504
Now you're speakin' my language!

1473
01:10:09,506 --> 01:10:10,772
Okay, guys.

1474
01:10:10,774 --> 01:10:12,574
Either you wait or you
stick your thumbs out

1475
01:10:12,576 --> 01:10:14,509
if you want to go to Vienna!

1476
01:10:14,511 --> 01:10:16,177
- Well, how long will it take?

1477
01:10:16,179 --> 01:10:20,915
- Engine not broken, no gas,
one hour maximum, I fix!

1478
01:10:20,917 --> 01:10:23,418
- Why don't you girls
wait at the RV?

1479
01:10:23,420 --> 01:10:25,587
- Oh, good, thanks!

1480
01:10:25,589 --> 01:10:28,823
- Anyone want to
play truth or dare?

1481
01:10:28,825 --> 01:10:31,559
- We're stayin'!
- We're stayin'!

1482
01:10:32,661 --> 01:10:33,895
- I'm going with her.
- Sisters!

1483
01:10:33,897 --> 01:10:35,563
Luna, Martha, come
on, fix the car!

1484
01:10:35,565 --> 01:10:36,565
Come here!

1485
01:10:41,503 --> 01:10:45,206
- So, are we seriously
playing truth or dare?

1486
01:10:45,208 --> 01:10:48,009
- Yeah, definitely.
- Yes, I'm down, I'm down!

1487
01:10:48,011 --> 01:10:48,943
- Why not?

1488
01:10:48,945 --> 01:10:50,378
We have nothing else to do.

1489
01:10:50,380 --> 01:10:53,114
- Alright well, who's
gonna go first?

1490
01:10:53,116 --> 01:10:55,183
- Ladies first!

1491
01:10:55,185 --> 01:10:56,185
- I'll go!

1492
01:10:57,419 --> 01:10:59,053
What's your name?

1493
01:10:59,055 --> 01:11:00,488
- Terrel.

1494
01:11:00,490 --> 01:11:01,956
That's the game?

1495
01:11:01,958 --> 01:11:03,224
- No, Terrel.

1496
01:11:03,226 --> 01:11:05,960
I need to ask you truth or dare?

1497
01:11:07,896 --> 01:11:09,497
- Truth.

1498
01:11:09,499 --> 01:11:13,735
- Have you ever seen
another man's penis?

1499
01:11:15,472 --> 01:11:16,671
If so,

1500
01:11:16,673 --> 01:11:17,672
who?

1501
01:11:17,674 --> 01:11:19,207
- Well, I saw my man Nick's dick

1502
01:11:19,209 --> 01:11:20,541
a couple of times on this trip.

1503
01:11:20,543 --> 01:11:22,076
- Yeah.

1504
01:11:22,078 --> 01:11:23,311
- It was out all day, what
do you want me to do, man?

1505
01:11:23,313 --> 01:11:25,179
- Okay, here's the
story, alright?

1506
01:11:25,181 --> 01:11:27,849
We needed a ride, we
needed some money,

1507
01:11:27,851 --> 01:11:29,317
so I

1508
01:11:29,319 --> 01:11:30,319
stepped up,

1509
01:11:32,054 --> 01:11:34,289
and showed my penis
to a strange man.

1510
01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:38,359
- Holy shit.

1511
01:11:38,361 --> 01:11:42,597
You must be nice, thick, if all
these people want to see it!

1512
01:11:46,669 --> 01:11:49,237
- I mean, it's not irregular.

1513
01:11:49,239 --> 01:11:50,538
It's pretty normal.

1514
01:11:50,540 --> 01:11:51,539
- I mean, it does kinda go east

1515
01:11:51,541 --> 01:11:54,275
like you're trying to get a cab.

1516
01:11:55,377 --> 01:11:57,078
- Why were you looking at it?

1517
01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:58,579
I don't understand why
you were looking at it.

1518
01:11:58,581 --> 01:12:01,215
- I was bored, you know.
- Yo, Terrel, Terrel.

1519
01:12:01,217 --> 01:12:02,383
Your turn?

1520
01:12:02,385 --> 01:12:04,619
Ask someone truth or dare.

1521
01:12:06,488 --> 01:12:07,722
- Tiffany.
- Tiffany!

1522
01:12:07,724 --> 01:12:08,623
- I pick dare.

1523
01:12:08,625 --> 01:12:09,957
- Oh!
- Oh, dear!

1524
01:12:11,060 --> 01:12:14,262
- I dare you to kiss
one of your girls.

1525
01:12:14,264 --> 01:12:16,264
Kiss two of your girls.

1526
01:12:16,266 --> 01:12:19,100
- Oh!
- Nice!

1527
01:12:19,102 --> 01:12:21,135
- Come on!
- Aww, boo!

1528
01:12:21,137 --> 01:12:23,538
- You said kiss!

1529
01:12:23,540 --> 01:12:25,540
I did it. - Yeah, fine.

1530
01:12:26,308 --> 01:12:27,308
- Nick.

1531
01:12:28,677 --> 01:12:29,811
Truth

1532
01:12:29,813 --> 01:12:30,813
or dare?

1533
01:12:32,915 --> 01:12:33,981
- Dare.

1534
01:12:33,983 --> 01:12:35,316
I guess.

1535
01:12:35,318 --> 01:12:39,153
- I dare you to take
me into the bedroom,

1536
01:12:39,155 --> 01:12:43,257
and show me this thing that
everyone keeps talking about

1537
01:12:43,259 --> 01:12:44,826
to make money for.

1538
01:12:46,462 --> 01:12:48,930
- Right now?
- Right now!

1539
01:12:48,932 --> 01:12:50,098
- Right now!

1540
01:12:50,100 --> 01:12:52,200
- Carlos, you wanna
take my turn?

1541
01:12:52,202 --> 01:12:54,302
- I got it, bro.
- Let's go.

1542
01:12:54,304 --> 01:12:56,571
- Will she take my turn?

1543
01:12:59,809 --> 01:13:02,243
- Sexy American boy.

1544
01:13:02,245 --> 01:13:05,046
I can teach you so many things!

1545
01:13:05,048 --> 01:13:06,447
Ooh, you're hot!

1546
01:13:08,050 --> 01:13:10,218
- So, are we doing this or what?

1547
01:13:10,220 --> 01:13:11,185
- Yes!

1548
01:13:11,187 --> 01:13:12,420
- Yeah?
- Let's see it.

1549
01:13:12,422 --> 01:13:15,757
- I mean, it's cold,
we're in Austria.

1550
01:13:15,759 --> 01:13:16,759
- Ooh,

1551
01:13:17,926 --> 01:13:20,595
it's pointing right at me.

1552
01:13:20,597 --> 01:13:23,064
I think I need a closer look!

1553
01:13:31,273 --> 01:13:32,740
- Wait, no teeth.

1554
01:13:40,182 --> 01:13:41,315
- Happy?

1555
01:13:41,317 --> 01:13:42,683
- Yeah!
- Yeah.

1556
01:13:42,685 --> 01:13:44,152
- I'm straight.
- I'm definitely straight.

1557
01:13:44,154 --> 01:13:45,486
- You good, Carlos?
- Mm-hm.

1558
01:13:45,488 --> 01:13:46,488
- Good.

1559
01:13:47,556 --> 01:13:49,023
- Okay, Victoria.

1560
01:13:50,559 --> 01:13:51,793
Truth or dare?

1561
01:13:53,128 --> 01:13:54,362
- Dare.

1562
01:13:56,900 --> 01:13:58,366
- Show your tits.

1563
01:13:58,368 --> 01:13:59,200
- Okay.

1564
01:13:59,202 --> 01:14:00,768
Zoey, can you help me?

1565
01:14:04,106 --> 01:14:05,239
- Oh, my God.

1566
01:14:09,344 --> 01:14:12,513
- These are the best
days of my life.

1567
01:14:13,849 --> 01:14:16,317
- Okay, Terrel, dare or dare?

1568
01:14:18,654 --> 01:14:20,988
- The first one.

1569
01:14:20,990 --> 01:14:23,224
- I dare you to kiss Zoey.

1570
01:14:29,698 --> 01:14:32,033
Carlos, you wanna make out?

1571
01:14:35,137 --> 01:14:36,304
- Oh, my God!

1572
01:14:40,909 --> 01:14:42,210
I gotta go pee.

1573
01:14:44,346 --> 01:14:45,346
Fuck!

1574
01:14:46,482 --> 01:14:47,815
I gotta go pee.

1575
01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:50,318
Sorry!

1576
01:15:34,663 --> 01:15:36,864
I feel like we're being watched.

1577
01:15:36,866 --> 01:15:38,299
It's okay, my love.

1578
01:15:38,301 --> 01:15:41,102
I like being watched
when we're doing it.

1579
01:15:41,104 --> 01:15:44,038
Are you serious?

1580
01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:45,940
- Yes!

1581
01:15:46,975 --> 01:15:50,144
- Okay, whatever turns you on!

1582
01:15:54,650 --> 01:15:57,118
- Yes!

1583
01:16:17,706 --> 01:16:19,540
- You sleep with my daughter!

1584
01:16:19,542 --> 01:16:21,309
Now you marry her!

1585
01:16:21,311 --> 01:16:24,412
Are you guys kidding me?

1586
01:16:24,414 --> 01:16:25,414
- Hurry up!

1587
01:16:26,481 --> 01:16:29,417
- As long as no one
objects to this wedding,

1588
01:16:29,419 --> 01:16:31,552
I can marry you!

1589
01:16:31,554 --> 01:16:32,954
- I object!

1590
01:16:34,223 --> 01:16:36,257
Okay, okay, okay,
cool, okay, cool!

1591
01:16:36,259 --> 01:16:38,192
- Or, Father, can't you
speed things up a bit?

1592
01:16:38,194 --> 01:16:41,662
I want to get started on my
honeymoon with my new husband!

1593
01:16:41,664 --> 01:16:42,763
- What?

1594
01:16:42,765 --> 01:16:43,864
Are you for real? - Okay.

1595
01:16:43,866 --> 01:16:45,399
So.

1596
01:16:45,401 --> 01:16:47,935
Do you want to take this man

1597
01:16:47,937 --> 01:16:50,504
to be your lawfully
wedded husband?

1598
01:16:50,506 --> 01:16:54,075
- I do!
- Really?

1599
01:16:54,077 --> 01:16:56,978
- And do you want
to take this woman

1600
01:16:56,980 --> 01:16:59,880
to be your lawfully wedded wife?

1601
01:16:59,882 --> 01:17:02,850
- I'm sorry, can you repeat
the question, please?

1602
01:17:02,852 --> 01:17:05,953
- Do you want to take this woman

1603
01:17:05,955 --> 01:17:08,689
to be your lawfully wedded wife?

1604
01:17:12,060 --> 01:17:15,196
- Oh, I do, okay,
okay, yeah, yeah.

1605
01:17:15,198 --> 01:17:16,897
- Wonderful.

1606
01:17:16,899 --> 01:17:20,835
So before I pronounce
you man and wife,

1607
01:17:20,837 --> 01:17:22,570
is there anyone here who objects

1608
01:17:22,572 --> 01:17:25,006
to these two getting married?

1609
01:17:25,008 --> 01:17:26,008
- Wait!

1610
01:17:28,543 --> 01:17:29,543
I object!

1611
01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:31,712
- Who are you?

1612
01:17:32,547 --> 01:17:33,547
- Who am I?

1613
01:17:35,317 --> 01:17:37,685
I'm his lover! - What?

1614
01:17:41,524 --> 01:17:44,925
- You can't be his
lover, you both are men!

1615
01:17:44,927 --> 01:17:46,961
- This is 2016,

1616
01:17:46,963 --> 01:17:47,963
you bigot!

1617
01:17:49,631 --> 01:17:52,266
There is nothing wrong
with this, okay?

1618
01:17:52,268 --> 01:17:54,001
It is beautiful. - Yeah.

1619
01:17:54,003 --> 01:17:58,205
- You are beautiful!
- Dude, what are you doing?

1620
01:17:58,207 --> 01:18:00,041
- In nomine Patris...

1621
01:18:05,815 --> 01:18:08,115
- Now, if you'll excuse us.

1622
01:18:08,117 --> 01:18:09,283
Why did you put

1623
01:18:09,285 --> 01:18:09,950
your hand on my ass?
- Why the hell

1624
01:18:09,952 --> 01:18:11,752
did you kiss me?

1625
01:18:11,754 --> 01:18:12,920
- Oh!
- Whoa!

1626
01:18:13,922 --> 01:18:15,423
- No, Father, no!

1627
01:18:16,291 --> 01:18:18,092
- Ugly chicken!
- Ugly chicken!

1628
01:18:19,595 --> 01:18:21,729
- He didn't ask me to come.

1629
01:18:21,731 --> 01:18:23,831
I was the fastest dude
in my high school.

1630
01:18:23,833 --> 01:18:25,066
They too much!

1631
01:18:26,435 --> 01:18:29,303
Start the RV!

1632
01:18:29,305 --> 01:18:31,872
- Start the RV!
- Start the RV!

1633
01:18:35,844 --> 01:18:37,445
- Guys, guys, guys!
- Dude, just go!

1634
01:18:37,447 --> 01:18:38,345
Go, go, go, go!

1635
01:18:38,347 --> 01:18:39,447
You gotta drive, man!

1636
01:18:39,449 --> 01:18:40,915
You don't wanna know!

1637
01:18:40,917 --> 01:18:42,383
There's a shotgun wedding!
- And then Nick out of nowhere

1638
01:18:42,385 --> 01:18:44,452
kissed me and used his tongue!

1639
01:18:44,454 --> 01:18:45,553
- I don't wanna talk about it!

1640
01:18:45,555 --> 01:18:46,987
- It was horrible!

1641
01:18:46,989 --> 01:18:49,390
- Dude, where are the girls?

1642
01:19:04,406 --> 01:19:05,573
Well, Sandro,

1643
01:19:06,942 --> 01:19:08,542
I can't say it was
nice to meet ya

1644
01:19:08,544 --> 01:19:10,044
'cause that would be a lie

1645
01:19:10,046 --> 01:19:13,647
but last night was
pretty interesting!

1646
01:19:13,649 --> 01:19:14,715
- Okay, guys.

1647
01:19:14,717 --> 01:19:16,250
If you ever need me,

1648
01:19:16,252 --> 01:19:18,052
you show this coin
to any gypsie,

1649
01:19:18,054 --> 01:19:20,287
and they will bring
you to me, Sandro.

1650
01:19:20,289 --> 01:19:21,756
- Really, that true?

1651
01:19:21,758 --> 01:19:22,957
- No, no.

1652
01:19:22,959 --> 01:19:23,891
It's just, I saw it
Game of Thrones.

1653
01:19:23,893 --> 01:19:25,459
I can take that back.

1654
01:19:25,461 --> 01:19:26,794
Thank you.

1655
01:19:26,796 --> 01:19:29,597
By the way, you
guys have MySpace?

1656
01:19:29,599 --> 01:19:30,998
- No!
- No.

1657
01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:32,399
- Oh, okay, whatever, whatever!

1658
01:19:32,401 --> 01:19:33,667
Take care, guys.

1659
01:19:33,669 --> 01:19:35,936
Hey, Kobe Bryant, I
love your music!

1660
01:19:35,938 --> 01:19:37,204
- I'm getting sick of this.

1661
01:19:37,206 --> 01:19:38,506
I'm getting sick of it!

1662
01:19:38,508 --> 01:19:42,209
Oh, yo, yo.

1663
01:19:42,211 --> 01:19:44,211
Hey, man, we're here!

1664
01:19:44,213 --> 01:19:46,547
- Hi, guys, where is here?

1665
01:19:46,549 --> 01:19:49,049
And where'd you get your phone?

1666
01:19:49,051 --> 01:19:51,986
- Here is the Hotel Vienna and

1667
01:19:51,988 --> 01:19:54,889
the phone is a long story,
I'll get into it later.

1668
01:19:54,891 --> 01:19:57,057
- Hah, can't wait to hear it.

1669
01:19:57,059 --> 01:19:59,059
So I'll see you
tonight at the club?

1670
01:19:59,061 --> 01:20:01,629
In the meantime, I made
dinner reservations

1671
01:20:01,631 --> 01:20:04,498
for the three of you at
the hotel steakhouse.

1672
01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:07,668
Already put down 500 bucks
so eat like kings, okay?

1673
01:20:07,670 --> 01:20:09,970
- Oh, that is
awesome, Uncle Nick!

1674
01:20:09,972 --> 01:20:11,939
- Yo, you fuckin' rock, dude!

1675
01:20:11,941 --> 01:20:14,241
- Hey, yo, when you come
to LA, the burger's on me!

1676
01:20:14,243 --> 01:20:17,478
- I'm gonna hold you to that!

1677
01:20:17,480 --> 01:20:19,013
There's more, boys!

1678
01:20:19,015 --> 01:20:21,048
I have presents waiting
in your hotel rooms

1679
01:20:21,050 --> 01:20:22,883
and a limo will be at
the hotel entrance

1680
01:20:22,885 --> 01:20:25,820
at 10 p.m. sharp to pick you up.

1681
01:20:25,822 --> 01:20:27,755
This is my big day.

1682
01:20:27,757 --> 01:20:29,557
Don't forget my ring.

1683
01:20:30,759 --> 01:20:32,426
- I won't, Uncle Nick.

1684
01:20:32,428 --> 01:20:33,894
We're so excited!

1685
01:20:34,896 --> 01:20:36,363
- One more time.

1686
01:20:36,365 --> 01:20:40,534
Do not forget my ring.

1687
01:20:40,536 --> 01:20:41,802
- Okay.
- Okay, got it.

1688
01:20:41,804 --> 01:20:43,037
- Don't forget the ring.
- Don't forget the ring.

1689
01:20:43,039 --> 01:20:44,305
- You got the ring?
- Yeah, I got the ring.

1690
01:20:44,307 --> 01:20:45,573
- Okay, don't forget it.

1691
01:20:45,575 --> 01:20:46,874
Okay, let's go.

1692
01:20:51,380 --> 01:20:53,948
- Are you ready for me, Daddy?

1693
01:20:57,686 --> 01:21:00,921
I've been ready for
you my whole life!

1694
01:22:53,703 --> 01:22:54,735
- Excuse me...

1695
01:22:54,737 --> 01:22:55,703
Sir?

1696
01:22:55,705 --> 01:22:57,771
This limo's for us?

1697
01:22:57,773 --> 01:23:00,040
I think this limo's for us.

1698
01:23:00,042 --> 01:23:01,675
Sir, please?

1699
01:23:09,284 --> 01:23:10,284
- Ladies!

1700
01:23:38,680 --> 01:23:39,680
Dude!

1701
01:23:47,689 --> 01:23:49,690
- Hi, I'm looking
for my Uncle Nick?

1702
01:23:49,692 --> 01:23:52,793
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, Mr.
White, man!

1703
01:23:52,795 --> 01:23:54,528
You uncle knows that your
limo's just arrived.

1704
01:23:54,530 --> 01:23:56,830
He said you should come
into the lobby and wait.

1705
01:23:56,832 --> 01:23:58,298
Have a drink, relax.

1706
01:23:58,300 --> 01:24:00,567
Gonna be there in a couple
of minutes, alright?

1707
01:24:00,569 --> 01:24:01,635
- You the man!

1708
01:24:01,637 --> 01:24:02,536
I like this guy!

1709
01:24:02,538 --> 01:24:03,538
- Go, mate!

1710
01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:06,373
Way to go, mate.

1711
01:24:06,375 --> 01:24:07,375
Go on now.

1712
01:24:12,748 --> 01:24:14,648
- Ohoho, yeah!
- Whoa!

1713
01:24:17,052 --> 01:24:18,285
- That's what I'm talkin' about.

1714
01:24:18,287 --> 01:24:20,487
- Good evening, you gentlemens!

1715
01:24:20,489 --> 01:24:22,623
Your uncle will be
down very soon.

1716
01:24:22,625 --> 01:24:24,825
In the meantime, do you
guys wanna drink anything?

1717
01:24:24,827 --> 01:24:26,360
- Can you tell me where
the bathroom is?

1718
01:24:26,362 --> 01:24:27,461
I don't know about
these guys but

1719
01:24:27,463 --> 01:24:28,729
I really gotta pee!

1720
01:24:28,731 --> 01:24:29,897
- Yeah, me too, the
champagne goes right

1721
01:24:29,899 --> 01:24:31,398
through the groin!

1722
01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:33,801
- Yes, and when you guys
back, I will real service!

1723
01:24:33,803 --> 01:24:36,203
- Alright.
- Thank you!

1724
01:24:36,205 --> 01:24:38,439
- Follow me, gentlemen.

1725
01:24:38,441 --> 01:24:39,807
- Yes we are.

1726
01:24:39,809 --> 01:24:42,709
- I'll follow her.
- I can do that.

1727
01:24:47,849 --> 01:24:49,917
- Oh, dude, I gotta pee.

1728
01:24:51,686 --> 01:24:53,854
- Listen, I can't wait
to see my uncle, man!

1729
01:24:53,856 --> 01:24:55,089
It's been years!

1730
01:24:55,091 --> 01:24:56,023
- I can't wait to
see all these women

1731
01:24:56,025 --> 01:24:57,157
and all this bottle service!

1732
01:24:57,159 --> 01:24:58,425
- Oh, me neither, bro!

1733
01:24:58,427 --> 01:24:59,326
- Really?

1734
01:24:59,328 --> 01:25:00,461
- Sorry, dude.

1735
01:25:00,463 --> 01:25:01,463
Sorry.

1736
01:25:03,431 --> 01:25:06,366
Well, well, well.

1737
01:25:06,368 --> 01:25:08,168
- Oh, great!
- Hey!

1738
01:25:08,170 --> 01:25:09,170
Mr. Chase!

1739
01:25:09,871 --> 01:25:11,839
So cool scene, you here?

1740
01:25:11,841 --> 01:25:13,140
- Is it?

1741
01:25:13,142 --> 01:25:14,808
I thought when you
boys left Salzburg

1742
01:25:14,810 --> 01:25:18,579
you boys thought you can rip
me off and never see me again.

1743
01:25:18,581 --> 01:25:20,714
- We weren't trying
to rip you off, man!

1744
01:25:20,716 --> 01:25:23,317
We saw these two following
us the whole time.

1745
01:25:23,319 --> 01:25:25,419
They're not exactly
hard to spot.

1746
01:25:25,421 --> 01:25:27,054
- Well, that's true,

1747
01:25:27,056 --> 01:25:28,922
but I just don't trust you boys.

1748
01:25:28,924 --> 01:25:30,858
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Okay, alright.

1749
01:25:30,860 --> 01:25:32,693
- Hey, hey, hey, take
it easy, take it easy,

1750
01:25:32,695 --> 01:25:33,827
take it easy.

1751
01:25:36,764 --> 01:25:39,166
- Dude, we're gonna
pay you back.

1752
01:25:39,168 --> 01:25:40,234
- Maybe.

1753
01:25:40,236 --> 01:25:42,536
But I have a bad feeling.

1754
01:25:42,538 --> 01:25:46,640
I got a bad feeling
somebody should die.

1755
01:25:50,112 --> 01:25:52,312
Mr. White, these are the
boys who were going

1756
01:25:52,314 --> 01:25:54,014
to steal 10,000 euros from you.

1757
01:25:54,016 --> 01:25:57,885
- How come my
nephew can only get

1758
01:25:57,887 --> 01:26:01,388
to my fortune and
businesses rip me off?

1759
01:26:01,390 --> 01:26:03,490
- Oh, I didn't know...
- Listen, Melvin.

1760
01:26:03,492 --> 01:26:05,759
Why don't you and your
boys get a drink?

1761
01:26:05,761 --> 01:26:07,861
Your only job right now is
to keep these boys safe.

1762
01:26:07,863 --> 01:26:10,264
You are now their private
bodyguard, you got me?

1763
01:26:10,266 --> 01:26:13,767
- Yes, Mr. White, thank
you, sir, thank you.

1764
01:26:13,769 --> 01:26:14,769
Let's go.

1765
01:26:35,223 --> 01:26:39,726
I meant what I said.

1766
01:26:39,728 --> 01:26:43,330
You are the only person I
have to leave all this to.

1767
01:26:43,332 --> 01:26:44,798
And I miss you.

1768
01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:47,401
And even though I'm
surrounded by people,

1769
01:26:47,403 --> 01:26:51,471
I am very lonely sometimes
and I miss my family.

1770
01:26:52,674 --> 01:26:53,674
- Me, too!

1771
01:26:55,276 --> 01:26:57,144
What's this for?

1772
01:26:57,146 --> 01:26:59,613
- Nightclub Incorporated
had said the owner

1773
01:26:59,615 --> 01:27:01,215
must wear this ring.

1774
01:27:01,217 --> 01:27:04,051
Ring finger to the party.

1775
01:27:04,053 --> 01:27:06,720
He just never said which owner.

1776
01:27:07,555 --> 01:27:09,389
- Are you kidding me?

1777
01:27:10,491 --> 01:27:12,559
- You're the son
I always wanted.

1778
01:27:12,561 --> 01:27:14,561
- Oh, how adorable!

1779
01:27:14,563 --> 01:27:15,762
I'm gonna cry.

1780
01:27:15,764 --> 01:27:17,965
Don't, your mascara will run.

1781
01:27:17,967 --> 01:27:19,266
- So wait.

1782
01:27:19,268 --> 01:27:21,335
Nick owns this nightclub?

1783
01:27:21,337 --> 01:27:23,437
- He owns half of it.

1784
01:27:23,439 --> 01:27:24,972
- So wait a second.

1785
01:27:24,974 --> 01:27:26,273
So

1786
01:27:26,275 --> 01:27:30,010
I have the ability to
hire and fire people?

1787
01:27:30,012 --> 01:27:32,379
- Okay.

1788
01:27:32,381 --> 01:27:33,381
- Okay.

1789
01:27:34,649 --> 01:27:35,649
Terrel.

1790
01:27:37,018 --> 01:27:38,952
I feel I've low self esteem.

1791
01:27:38,954 --> 01:27:40,787
I've been a neurotic,

1792
01:27:41,823 --> 01:27:44,258
scared mess most of my life,

1793
01:27:44,260 --> 01:27:46,560
but your relentless positivity

1794
01:27:46,562 --> 01:27:48,762
has pushed me to do things

1795
01:27:48,764 --> 01:27:51,265
that I never thought I could do.

1796
01:27:51,267 --> 01:27:54,835
So I'm going to hire
you to teach my staff

1797
01:27:56,137 --> 01:27:58,772
how to be positive and kind.

1798
01:27:58,774 --> 01:28:01,008
- Oh, man, you know I'm down.

1799
01:28:01,010 --> 01:28:02,943
How much does it pay?

1800
01:28:02,945 --> 01:28:03,945
- A lot.

1801
01:28:05,446 --> 01:28:06,446
- Carlos.

1802
01:28:07,849 --> 01:28:09,483
You're a mean,

1803
01:28:09,485 --> 01:28:10,550
belligerent,

1804
01:28:12,353 --> 01:28:14,421
tiny little human being.

1805
01:28:16,157 --> 01:28:19,426
You're gonna be my new
head of security.

1806
01:28:19,428 --> 01:28:20,494
- Amen, bro.

1807
01:28:21,629 --> 01:28:23,697
- That position pays a lot, too.

1808
01:28:23,699 --> 01:28:25,666
- Plus, you guys, you
have free drinks,

1809
01:28:25,668 --> 01:28:28,502
you need to party all night
long every single night.

1810
01:28:28,504 --> 01:28:30,637
- Get the hell outta here!

1811
01:28:30,639 --> 01:28:32,072
- Actually let's all get
the hell outta here!

1812
01:28:32,074 --> 01:28:33,807
What are we doing in the dark,

1813
01:28:33,809 --> 01:28:35,475
when we could be standing

1814
01:28:35,477 --> 01:28:39,212
in the best nightclub
in the world, huh?

1815
01:28:39,214 --> 01:28:40,714
- Let's party!

1816
01:28:40,716 --> 01:28:42,182
- Like bosses!

1817
01:28:42,184 --> 01:28:43,850
- Yeah!

1818
01:29:09,344 --> 01:29:11,778
- So I'm havin' lunch with
Schwarzenegger, right.

1819
01:29:11,780 --> 01:29:12,846
- What?
- Yeah!

1820
01:29:12,848 --> 01:29:14,681
- Arnold?
- Arnold, man!

1821
01:29:14,683 --> 01:29:16,316
- I love Mr. Universe.

1822
01:29:16,318 --> 01:29:18,585
- You know what, Arnold
can go eat a dick.

1823
01:29:18,587 --> 01:29:19,587
Am I right?

1824
01:29:25,059 --> 01:29:26,626
- Cuba Gooding Jr!

1825
01:29:27,729 --> 01:29:32,332
- From Radio?

1826
01:29:32,334 --> 01:29:34,134
- So, I really like your boobs.

1827
01:29:34,136 --> 01:29:36,503
You know, when you got them
out the other day in the RV?

1828
01:29:36,505 --> 01:29:38,505
We were really close
to makin' out

1829
01:29:38,507 --> 01:29:41,074
and I had to run away
'cause I had to pee.

1830
01:29:41,076 --> 01:29:42,642
But I don't have
to pee right now

1831
01:29:42,644 --> 01:29:43,977
so I thought maybe we could,

1832
01:29:43,979 --> 01:29:45,846
I don't know, we could
make out if you want.

1833
01:29:45,848 --> 01:29:47,581
- I don't know what you're
saying but it sounds sexy.

1834
01:29:47,583 --> 01:29:49,516
You guys cousins or something?

1835
01:29:49,518 --> 01:29:51,017
- Yes, we are cousins.

1836
01:29:51,019 --> 01:29:53,987
- And we share
everything together!

1837
01:29:56,090 --> 01:29:58,992
- I'm gonna get the
check, please!

1838
01:30:02,163 --> 01:30:04,498
- You look like Ron Jeremy.

1839
01:30:04,500 --> 01:30:06,066
- Really?

1840
01:30:06,068 --> 01:30:07,334
He is like an uncle to me

1841
01:30:07,336 --> 01:30:10,637
and I did teach him
everything he knows!

1842
01:30:10,639 --> 01:30:12,472
I can show you some
moves if you like!

1843
01:30:12,474 --> 01:30:13,474
- Really?

1844
01:30:14,275 --> 01:30:15,542
- Yeah?

1845
01:30:15,544 --> 01:30:16,544
- Okay!

1846
01:30:45,206 --> 01:30:46,039
<i>♪ Yeah</i>

1847
01:30:46,041 --> 01:30:48,909
<i>♪ We from the euro club</i>

1848
01:30:48,911 --> 01:30:50,577
<i>♪ We from that euro club</i>

1849
01:30:50,579 --> 01:30:52,846
<i>♪ Euro club</i>

1850
01:30:52,848 --> 01:30:56,817
<i>♪ We own that euro
club, that euro club ♪</i>

1851
01:30:56,819 --> 01:31:00,454
<i>♪ We own that euro
club, that euro club ♪</i>

1852
01:31:00,456 --> 01:31:02,355
<i>♪ That euro club</i>

1853
01:31:02,357 --> 01:31:05,025
<i>♪ Hey, yo, back in my club</i>

1854
01:31:05,027 --> 01:31:09,062
<i>♪ We own that euro
club, I'm on my way ♪</i>

1855
01:31:09,064 --> 01:31:10,964
You're boring!

1856
01:31:13,401 --> 01:31:16,503
Dino, I love you.

1857
01:31:17,172 --> 01:31:20,340
Why you always hit me?

1858
01:31:20,342 --> 01:31:21,441
<i>♪ Yeah, my boys</i>

1859
01:31:21,443 --> 01:31:23,443
<i>♪ We went and down</i>

1860
01:31:23,445 --> 01:31:25,445
Hello!

1861
01:31:25,447 --> 01:31:26,780
<i>♪ We try to get lucky</i>

1862
01:31:26,782 --> 01:31:27,614
<i>♪ Euro headed</i>

1863
01:31:27,616 --> 01:31:28,682
<i>♪ Always spendin'</i>

1864
01:31:28,684 --> 01:31:30,584
<i>♪ Never get one,
always get ready ♪</i>

1865
01:31:30,586 --> 01:31:32,519
<i>♪ This is how we do it with
every town we stayed in ♪</i>

1866
01:31:32,521 --> 01:31:33,453
<i>♪ Tell you what it is</i>

1867
01:31:33,455 --> 01:31:35,121
♪ You can come with Mr. Teddy

1868
01:31:35,123 --> 01:31:36,890
<i>♪ Salzburg what's up</i>

1869
01:31:36,892 --> 01:31:38,825
<i>♪ Don't you know we
never had enough ♪</i>

1870
01:31:38,827 --> 01:31:40,393
<i>♪ And we always try
to get the luck ♪</i>

1871
01:31:40,395 --> 01:31:43,330
<i>♪ 'Cause you know what it is
'cause I'm here to fuck ♪</i>

1872
01:31:43,332 --> 01:31:44,698
<i>♪ Baby what's your name</i>

1873
01:31:44,700 --> 01:31:46,399
<i>♪ No sprechen</i>

1874
01:31:46,401 --> 01:31:48,468
<i>♪ Tell you what it is
and I'm off the main ♪</i>

1875
01:31:48,470 --> 01:31:50,971
<i>♪ Imma tell you what it
is, I'm goin' insane ♪</i>

1876
01:31:50,973 --> 01:31:52,772
<i>♪ We from that euro club,</i>

1877
01:31:52,774 --> 01:31:54,774
<i>♪ We from that euro club</i>

1878
01:31:54,776 --> 01:31:56,776
<i>♪ I'm on my euro club</i>

1879
01:31:56,778 --> 01:31:58,778
<i>♪ We are that euro club</i>

1880
01:31:58,780 --> 01:32:00,814
<i>♪ We own that euro club</i>

1881
01:32:00,816 --> 01:32:02,816
<i>♪ We own that euro club</i>

1882
01:32:02,818 --> 01:32:07,053
<i>♪ We own that euro
club, that euro club ♪</i>

1883
01:32:10,925 --> 01:32:14,828
<i>♪ We own that euro club,
we own that euro club ♪</i>

1884
01:32:14,830 --> 01:32:18,865
<i>♪ We are that euro club,
we are that euro club ♪</i>

1885
01:32:18,867 --> 01:32:22,502
<i>♪ I am that euro club,
I am the euro club ♪</i>

1886
01:32:22,504 --> 01:32:24,237
<i>♪ Now you know I'm
here to fuck ♪</i>

1887
01:32:24,239 --> 01:32:26,840
<i>♪ Don't you know
I'm here to fuck ♪</i>

1888
01:32:26,842 --> 01:32:30,777
<i>♪ We own that euro club,
we own that euro club ♪</i>

1889
01:32:30,779 --> 01:32:33,914
<i>♪ We own that euro club,
we own that euro club ♪</i>

1890
01:32:33,916 --> 01:32:35,181
<i>♪ Let's go</i>

1891
01:32:35,183 --> 01:32:38,218
<i>♪ We own that euro club,
we own that euro club ♪</i>

1892
01:32:38,220 --> 01:32:41,488
<i>♪ 'Cause you know why I'm here ♪</i>

1893
01:32:41,490 --> 01:32:44,991
<i>♪ Yeah, we from that euro club ♪</i>

1894
01:32:44,993 --> 01:32:46,526
<i>♪ We from that euro club</i>

1895
01:32:46,528 --> 01:32:48,929
<i>♪ Euro club</i>

1896
01:32:48,931 --> 01:32:52,799
<i>♪ We own that euro
club, that euro club ♪</i>

1897
01:32:52,801 --> 01:32:56,202
<i>♪ We own that euro
club, that euro club ♪</i>

1898
01:32:56,204 --> 01:32:59,005
<i>♪ That euro club</i>