1 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 1 00: 00: 12,160 -> 00: 00: 16,440 This is the story of four orphans being met by fate. 2 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:18,400 They don't know yet... 3 00:00:18,480 --> 00:00:21,280 but there is something bigger in store for them- 4 00:00:21,360 --> 00:00:23,240 an epic. 5 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:43,160 Introduce our first orphan Lucy. 6 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:46,840 He was raised by a good and old curator of the museum. 7 00:00:46,920 --> 00:00:48,760 - But unfortunately... - Ohh! 8 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:51,120 he was killed. 9 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:57,520 Ow. 10 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,280 Oh, don't die. 11 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:02,640 Please don't die. Only you have me. 12 00:01:02,720 --> 00:01:05,240 You stepped on my hand! 13 00:01:07,240 --> 00:01:09,120 Oh, sorry. 14 00:01:10,640 --> 00:01:12,600 This is the code. 15 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,600 But what is that? 16 00:01:19,560 --> 00:01:23,960 Oh, God! Oh, God! Code! Come on! Give me another clue! 17 00:01:25,360 --> 00:01:27,280 I didn't read the book tape. 18 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:35,000 Habeas corpus. E pluribus unum. 19 00:01:36,240 --> 00:01:37,840 God. Um, code, please. 20 00:01:42,640 --> 00:01:45,600 Your body is in the form of letter. What is the letter "D" 21 00:01:45,720 --> 00:01:47,840 Come on! please! 22 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:49,400 Um, it's "A"! 23 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:56,920 This is "V"! "V"! Eh, "I"! "I"! 24 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:02,320 Um, "N"! 25 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:04,680 Uh-Um- 26 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:09,400 Um, "I" - 27 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:12,640 Oh! "C"! "C"! "I-C"! 28 00:02:14,640 --> 00:02:18,480 "I"! "I." Da Da Da Da Vinci! 29 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:21,880 Right! 30 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:24,440 Oh, God. Oh. 31 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:27,000 Oh. 32 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:31,280 "So Lame (fall out) is Tom's hair." 33 00:02:35,640 --> 00:02:37,440 Wait. "Lame." 34 00:02:37,560 --> 00:02:39,360 "Lame" is 35 00:02:39,480 --> 00:02:42,200 "Lame" is a seven letter word. 36 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:48,280 This code is seven! Right! 37 00:03:07,360 --> 00:03:09,360 Oh, thank you Right. 38 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,800 Then there's our next orphan, Edward. 39 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:26,040 He lives in a Mexican monastery with all the other children. 40 00:03:26,120 --> 00:03:30,560 I don't eat it. 41 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:40,120 Be thankful, Eduardo. 42 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:43,440 Today I made something very delicious. 43 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:46,240 Nacho! 44 00:03:57,000 --> 00:04:01,040 Nacho! 45 00:04:01,120 --> 00:04:06,720 Nacho! 46 00:04:06,840 --> 00:04:11,640 Nacho... 47 00:04:14,040 --> 00:04:20,560 Nacho... 48 00:04:20,640 --> 00:04:25,840 Doritos cheese tastes delicious! 49 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:29,080 Ah-choo! 50 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:36,160 I feel sick! 51 00:04:42,280 --> 00:04:44,480 I will become the lucha libre wrestler. 52 00:04:44,600 --> 00:04:47,640 53 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,280 You think you are better than another orphan? 54 00:04:52,360 --> 00:04:54,960 - Yes. - Chanchito! 55 00:04:55,040 --> 00:04:58,880 Come on. teach him about humility. 56 00:05:09,840 --> 00:05:12,160 You're kidding me. 57 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:19,760 Do you want to know what it feels like beans to go up to your nose? 58 00:05:22,960 --> 00:05:25,400 Hold his arm then turn it! 59 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:29,240 Chanchito, throw him from the table. 60 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:40,080 Sweet! 61 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:42,560 And go, cabron! 62 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,720 Our next orphan, Susan... 63 00:05:54,840 --> 00:05:58,840 is on his way to Namibia to meet his new adoptive parents. 64 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:06,840 - Can I make you a cocktail? - Just plain water. 65 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:09,400 OK. What do you want to drink? 66 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:11,480 juice only. 67 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:53,520 68 00:06:55,880 --> 00:06:57,760 69 00:06:57,880 --> 00:07:01,600 70 00:07:01,680 --> 00:07:04,000 71 00:07:04,080 --> 00:07:07,840 72 00:07:07,920 --> 00:07:10,480 73 00:07:10,560 --> 00:07:13,360 74 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:15,360 75 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:18,240 76 00:07:18,320 --> 00:07:21,680 77 00:07:21,760 --> 00:07:24,440 78 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:27,360 79 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:31,200 I'm sick of snakes in this damn plane! 80 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:34,640 - Why are you shouting? - Damn, bitch, I like to shout '! 81 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,920 I'm damn Jackson Samuel! ' 82 00:07:37,040 --> 00:07:38,880 Bitch? 83 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:47,000 - Designers understand this. - Honey, you look great. 84 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:51,200 I'm very sexy. 85 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:06,960 Yes! 86 00:08:18,640 --> 00:08:20,480 And finally... 87 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:22,400 our last orphan, Peter. 88 00:08:22,480 --> 00:08:26,680 He lives in a place where he is not wanted by the mutant community. 89 00:08:26,760 --> 00:08:30,080 You could even say he's an outcast. 90 00:09:10,800 --> 00:09:13,560 Hi, Mystique. Hi, L.C. 91 00:09:16,080 --> 00:09:19,480 Right, um, so, too, I wonder... 92 00:09:19,600 --> 00:09:22,880 Do you want to attend homecoming dance with me? 93 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:27,120 Maybe. 94 00:09:42,600 --> 00:09:44,280 Good hair, Rogue. 95 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:51,360 You talk to my boyfriend... 96 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:53,360 thumb of a bean? 97 00:10:01,120 --> 00:10:03,200 Fuck. 98 00:10:21,480 --> 00:10:25,440 - Hajar. Hajar. Hajar. - Hajar! Hajar! 99 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:27,320 What will you do? 100 00:10:31,280 --> 00:10:33,760 He let go of his strength! 101 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:38,400 He will widen the wings of angels! 102 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:51,800 It's like a chick's wings! 103 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:59,920 Stop that. Stop it . 104 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:05,040 You all know Peter is too soft to defend himself. 105 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,240 Aah! 106 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:39,040 And for the four orphans... 107 00:11:39,160 --> 00:11:42,080 life will never be the same. 108 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:03,400 Gross. 109 00:12:19,000 --> 00:12:22,080 Welcome. 110 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:25,840 You must be Susan. 111 00:12:25,920 --> 00:12:29,440 And you... are Peter. 112 00:12:30,920 --> 00:12:33,880 And you are Edward. 113 00:12:33,960 --> 00:12:35,480 And You- 114 00:12:38,720 --> 00:12:40,800 You're Lucy. 115 00:12:42,080 --> 00:12:43,920 I've been waiting for you. 116 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,680 So, come on! 117 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:49,000 Ooh! 118 00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,640 I like your legendary candy. 119 00:13:17,680 --> 00:13:19,600 A chocolate river! 120 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:27,000 Mmm! 121 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:31,360 This is delicious! 122 00:13:34,520 --> 00:13:36,720 This is very delicious! 123 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,800 Yes! 124 00:13:47,880 --> 00:13:51,360 Chocolate! 125 00:13:51,480 --> 00:13:53,280 That's, uh- 126 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,960 - That's actually the sewer line. Yeah. - This is Delic- 127 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:07,360 Children, do you want to know... 128 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,880 what makes all my candy taste so special? 129 00:14:11,000 --> 00:14:13,240 Uh-huh. 130 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,920 This is a special, secret ingredient. 131 00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:20,240 This is the actual human body part. 132 00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:23,840 This will be a small piece of from each of you... 133 00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,960 the inside of Yum Enak sweets is extraordinary. 134 00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,400 I want to get out of here. 135 00:14:31,160 --> 00:14:33,840 Let us out, ugly! 136 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,800 Let us out, ugly! 137 00:14:35,880 --> 00:14:38,480 No, no. I cant do that. 138 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:40,440 - Yes, you can. - Yes, you can. 139 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:45,080 You are mine now. 140 00:15:07,280 --> 00:15:10,320 Aah! 141 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:27,760 Aah! 142 00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:50,680 Stop! Let me go! 143 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:14,520 Ouch! 144 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:17,440 Aah! 145 00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:21,880 What are you doing? 146 00:16:21,960 --> 00:16:25,560 - Willy says that he wants the button to be polished. - Dumb-ass. 147 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,440 We have to get out of here. 148 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,120 - We have to get out of here. - I'm just saying that. 149 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,040 You just said that. 150 00:16:34,120 --> 00:16:37,600 Where are we going? I don't have a home to go home. 151 00:16:37,720 --> 00:16:40,120 I think this gold ticket is my luck. 152 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:42,680 The curator is the only one I have. 153 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:46,040 I have never had anyone. I grew myself. 154 00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:49,440 And that's why you look like a difficult person? 155 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:51,520 Yeah. 156 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,560 And you're a bit bitchy. 157 00:16:55,040 --> 00:16:58,240 - Why us? - Because we are four children who will not feel lost. 158 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:00,160 We will be trapped here until we die. 159 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:02,360 Shut up, Edward. You scared him. 160 00:17:02,440 --> 00:17:05,760 Don't say what to do! You are not my father! 161 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:08,440 - Two to blink. - Oww! Aah! 162 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:11,160 Leave Peter alone. He is not wrong. 163 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:15,840 I can take care of myself. 164 00:17:17,960 --> 00:17:20,400 Like it or not, we are all in this matter. 165 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:23,280 It's clear that we don't like each other, but if we want to survive... 166 00:17:23,360 --> 00:17:25,200 we must remain united. 167 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:26,960 Aah! 168 00:17:30,600 --> 00:17:33,920 - Ouch. - Is the fight over? 169 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:37,200 I don't know. 170 00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,120 - Hey! - Shhh! Someone came. 171 00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:40,960 Who wants to chew my round gum? 172 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,680 That's Willy. Hiding! 173 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:02,160 Where are you guys? 174 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:19,000 I will find you. 175 00:19:05,120 --> 00:19:07,000 Wow. 176 00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,040 Wow. 177 00:19:27,560 --> 00:19:29,040 Ooh! Oh. 178 00:19:30,840 --> 00:19:32,920 Ooh. 179 00:20:12,880 --> 00:20:14,760 Ooh. 180 00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:36,640 This is sticky. I am stuck. 181 00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:38,640 This is sticky. 182 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:07,520 You can do it! 183 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:15,320 My tongue! 184 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:19,040 I'm ba-a-a-ad-. 185 00:21:27,240 --> 00:21:29,080 Where am I? 186 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,800 The world of Gnarnia. 187 00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:44,280 Oh! 188 00:21:44,360 --> 00:21:47,320 The letter "G," as in "gnomes." 189 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:49,760 Or "Gnarly." 190 00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:51,680 - For legal purposes. - Mm-hmm. 191 00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:54,680 - I'm Mr. Tumnus. - Oh, my name is Lucy. 192 00:21:55,920 --> 00:21:57,400 Creature What are you? 193 00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:01,680 I'm a Faun. Half a human, half a goat. 194 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:06,960 - Oh, so you mean- - Yeah. Father associates goats. 195 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:08,960 This is my parents. 196 00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,160 Oh! 197 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:15,000 - You inherited the beard. - Thank you. 198 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:19,720 - And you? - Oh. Not. 199 00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:21,720 My parents are human. 200 00:22:21,800 --> 00:22:24,320 Eew. Gro-o-o-ss! 201 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,480 Aah-No Yes. 202 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:32,240 So, you are Eve's daughter, huh? 203 00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,240 Uh-huh. 204 00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:44,120 I'm sorry. Let me show you around here. 205 00:22:44,240 --> 00:22:46,480 Oh. Oh! Oh! 206 00:22:46,560 --> 00:22:50,360 I-I- 207 00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:58,520 Welcome to my Faun box. 208 00:23:15,480 --> 00:23:17,720 Come on. Let's go. 209 00:23:25,800 --> 00:23:28,200 Let's see what's in the fridge. 210 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,840 Ooh! There must always be Cristal. 211 00:23:34,120 --> 00:23:36,600 Because when Diddy was at home. Yo, Diddy! 212 00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:49,280 Say "What's wrong?" with honey. 213 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,920 See my Plasma. 214 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:11,320 Greet my little friend! 215 00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:15,440 Want to play with me? Okay. Let's play. 216 00:24:16,680 --> 00:24:19,200 Scarface is shit 217 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:21,920 I'm Tony Fauntana! 218 00:24:22,040 --> 00:24:25,520 You want to play with me, You play with the best! 219 00:24:28,440 --> 00:24:33,080 You are not a good player except You have a flat screen everywhere. 220 00:24:33,200 --> 00:24:36,000 on the toilet, when I want.......... 221 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:38,040 Greet my little friend! 222 00:24:39,280 --> 00:24:42,000 Want to play me? Okay, let's play! 223 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,680 This is my favorite part. 224 00:24:47,480 --> 00:24:49,520 Wow! 225 00:24:49,600 --> 00:24:53,560 Under the couch when I'm looking for change. 226 00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:58,960 Boo-yah! Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ch-Ching! 227 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:02,400 Above his head for a moment, you know... 228 00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:05,560 229 00:25:12,520 --> 00:25:14,560 230 00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,920 231 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,600 232 00:25:20,680 --> 00:25:25,120 233 00:25:25,240 --> 00:25:28,000 234 00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:31,640 235 00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:36,760 236 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:42,480 237 00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:44,480 238 00:25:46,480 --> 00:25:48,320 239 00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:51,480 240 00:25:51,560 --> 00:25:53,880 241 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,000 242 00:26:11,160 --> 00:26:13,560 243 00:26:13,680 --> 00:26:15,560 244 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:19,320 245 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,360 246 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:27,800 The evil white prostitutes who control Gnarnia... 247 00:26:27,880 --> 00:26:32,120 has ordered anyone who found a human to change it in. 248 00:26:32,200 --> 00:26:35,800 I brought you back to my nest to betray you... 249 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:37,760 but I can't do it. 250 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:39,960 You are a true friend. 251 00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:43,960 He has broken down This peaceful country has become an eternal winter. 252 00:26:44,080 --> 00:26:46,520 According to the two terms, we now have... 253 00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:49,720 bugging, no gay marriage... 254 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:53,880 it hasn't been awkward yet from the storm relief effort. 255 00:26:53,960 --> 00:26:59,200 And And White Whore doesn't care about black people. 256 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:04,280 that is resistance of small movements. 257 00:27:04,360 --> 00:27:08,160 They learned that he developed weapons of mass destruction... 258 00:27:08,280 --> 00:27:10,240 that can kill us all. 259 00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:15,120 Wait, a W.M.D. real, or, like, fake Saddam? 260 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:17,240 No, the real one. 261 00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,200 That sounds bad. 262 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,520 Go now, before he finds you. 263 00:27:21,600 --> 00:27:23,520 - But- - There's no time to argue. 264 00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:24,960 Leave...! 265 00:27:25,080 --> 00:27:27,640 This message will break by itself in one second. 266 00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:29,120 What are you waiting for? 267 00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:40,480 Get out, get out, wherever you are. 268 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:47,200 - Lucy? - Who wants to play with Willy? 269 00:27:47,320 --> 00:27:50,040 Lucy, move on. I need a place to hide. 270 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:54,040 Lucy. You- 271 00:27:54,120 --> 00:27:56,280 Who lives here? Liberace? 272 00:28:01,840 --> 00:28:03,720 Aah! 273 00:28:14,160 --> 00:28:16,120 This is a very large closet. 274 00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,200 What is an LF MI. 275 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,320 Kneel in front of the queen! 276 00:29:21,080 --> 00:29:22,960 You're the son of Adam. 277 00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:26,240 What? No, I'm Edward. 278 00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,160 I'm sorry, Your Honor. Aku- 279 00:29:28,280 --> 00:29:30,640 - I followed Lucy into the wardrobe and - - Lucy? 280 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,120 - How many people in your family? - Not 281 00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:35,640 Lucy, Peter and Susan are not my family. 282 00:29:35,760 --> 00:29:37,680 We are all just a group of orphans. 283 00:29:37,760 --> 00:29:39,960 Prediction! 284 00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:43,120 Please. 285 00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:45,560 Let me help you ride. 286 00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:50,720 Wow. 287 00:29:50,840 --> 00:29:54,240 - Oh, you have to be warm. - Yes. 288 00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,480 Wow. 289 00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:07,640 Wow. A 40? 290 00:30:17,600 --> 00:30:20,120 - Ah. - Drinks. 291 00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:25,920 Fresh dog urine. Please. 292 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:29,240 Yeah! 293 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:31,640 I like this place. 294 00:30:31,720 --> 00:30:34,040 And this can all be your new home. 295 00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:37,040 With my help, you can become a King. 296 00:30:38,320 --> 00:30:41,240 Wh-What? King? 297 00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:45,280 He can't be king- Oww! 298 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,120 And you will be my queen? 299 00:30:51,440 --> 00:30:53,560 I never had a boyfriend before. 300 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:56,000 Oh! 301 00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:04,800 Ah! 302 00:31:10,800 --> 00:31:12,880 How is it? 303 00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,880 Oh, but first I have to meet the others. 304 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:20,920 Why? You won't make Peter become king too, right? 305 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:23,360 Oh! Not. 306 00:31:23,480 --> 00:31:27,800 But every king needs people to protect him. 307 00:31:31,600 --> 00:31:33,400 But, Your Majesty- 308 00:31:37,360 --> 00:31:40,080 Look, my white castle. 309 00:31:41,280 --> 00:31:43,120 White Castle? 310 00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:46,000 I feel like I've been there before. 311 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:49,440 Bring me your friend, and I will make you King. 312 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,880 Yes! 313 00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:13,560 Lucy? 314 00:32:13,680 --> 00:32:15,840 Edward! 315 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:18,320 You enter the wardrobe too. 316 00:32:18,440 --> 00:32:20,560 - Lucy! - Lucy! 317 00:32:20,640 --> 00:32:22,640 - Edward! - Edward? 318 00:32:24,480 --> 00:32:26,400 This is a hiding place. 319 00:32:26,520 --> 00:32:28,760 We have to go now. We are in great danger. 320 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:31,800 Oh, no, no. We must stay here. Why is it in a hurry, Lucy? 321 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:33,720 I mean, they just arrived. 322 00:32:33,800 --> 00:32:35,440 Hey, look! I spelled my name! 323 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:40,640 - Mm-mmm. - Please! 324 00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:43,120 We have to go. Mr. Tumnus told me. 325 00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:45,560 Mr. Tumnus? Who is he? 326 00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:48,400 I like Sudoku! 327 00:32:51,120 --> 00:32:52,920 He is a human goat... 328 00:32:53,000 --> 00:32:54,800 and he warns of great danger! 329 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:56,720 - Oh, Lucy. - Well! 330 00:32:56,800 --> 00:33:00,080 If you think I'm lying, I'll go for help with him! 331 00:33:00,160 --> 00:33:01,720 Hmph. 332 00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:07,280 It will be more difficult than I thought. 333 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,840 Hey, look! Nicole Richie! 334 00:33:11,960 --> 00:33:14,160 Mm-mmm. 335 00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:29,560 Mr. Tumnus? 336 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,000 Damn. I know what happened. 337 00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,400 - What creature is that? - This is a talking beaver! 338 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:39,200 - Damn it! - Get out of here! 339 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,920 No! Damn- 340 00:33:48,160 --> 00:33:51,480 Something in my crotch says You're not used to talking beavers. 341 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:53,880 My name is Harry Beaver. 342 00:33:55,760 --> 00:33:58,240 Mr. Tumnus is my life partner. 343 00:33:58,360 --> 00:34:00,080 Mmm. Sweet man. 344 00:34:02,320 --> 00:34:04,720 Mr. Tumnus was arrested by White Whore. 345 00:34:04,840 --> 00:34:07,160 She's sexy- I mean, never heard of her name. 346 00:34:07,280 --> 00:34:11,120 The evil ruler. He was arrested Mr. Tumnus for getting humans. 347 00:34:11,200 --> 00:34:13,400 Is there something we can do to help? 348 00:34:13,480 --> 00:34:15,320 Eh, yes. You have to go to Aslo. 349 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:18,040 He waits for you in the Ancient Table. 350 00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:21,720 - Who is Aslo? - Who is Aslo? 351 00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,440 He is the true king of Gnarnia. 352 00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:26,040 - It won't be long. - Hello? Forecast? 353 00:34:26,160 --> 00:34:30,640 The four of you will join Aslo to lead the resistance to destroy the White Whore. 354 00:34:30,720 --> 00:34:32,760 - Us? - Yes. You are all heroes. 355 00:34:32,880 --> 00:34:34,800 Especially you, Peter. 356 00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:39,320 My child, I've sent you to earth for a reason. 357 00:34:39,400 --> 00:34:41,520 You are the savior of all humanity. 358 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,320 You are truly invincible. 359 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:03,840 Oh, God! You shot my eyes fucker! It really hurts! 360 00:35:03,960 --> 00:35:07,960 Why did you do that? That is not necessary! Son of a bitch! 361 00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,200 - But I can't. "But, I can not." What is wrong with him? 362 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:20,600 Well, maybe not Superman, but all heroes are the same. 363 00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:22,560 This is your destiny. 364 00:35:26,240 --> 00:35:28,960 Do you think was all brought together by chance? 365 00:35:29,080 --> 00:35:32,120 Look at the instructions. They are all around you. 366 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:42,400 Oh, that's good. 367 00:35:55,960 --> 00:35:57,840 We are all in the painting. 368 00:36:01,920 --> 00:36:03,600 But what does that mean? 369 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:16,360 Right. 370 00:36:20,040 --> 00:36:22,120 This is "cryptix." 371 00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:24,600 The curator taught me how to solve this. 372 00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:32,240 Upsy daisy. 373 00:36:43,680 --> 00:36:45,600 Be careful. 374 00:36:55,400 --> 00:36:58,040 Now, what is that? 375 00:36:58,120 --> 00:36:59,800 This is our birth certificate. 376 00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:06,520 We all have the same last name and the same parent. 377 00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:12,080 - I didn't get it. - All of you are interconnected! 378 00:37:13,240 --> 00:37:15,040 Brothers. 379 00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:17,360 You are my family, for Christ's sake! 380 00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,840 - Sorry. - Is this real? 381 00:37:21,920 --> 00:37:24,800 None of us have ever had a real family before. 382 00:37:24,920 --> 00:37:27,640 None of us have had a real family before. 383 00:37:27,720 --> 00:37:30,800 It's true. You are quadruplets. 384 00:37:30,880 --> 00:37:34,240 - But our parents - - Killed by White Bitches. 385 00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:39,320 Then he separates the four of you so that the Prediction will never happen. 386 00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:43,360 Where is Edward? 387 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:48,160 Hey, honey, I'm home. 388 00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,200 Hey, friend. Do you miss me? 389 00:37:50,320 --> 00:37:52,600 Ohh! 390 00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:56,760 - Why? - Because I'm not your friend! 391 00:37:57,920 --> 00:38:00,240 Which are the others? 392 00:38:00,320 --> 00:38:03,120 I think we have something special. 393 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:06,000 I even have a tattoo with your name on it. 394 00:38:10,320 --> 00:38:13,600 It's more like Tattoo 50 Cent, idiot. 395 00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:16,720 Damn it! They made it wrong. 396 00:38:19,080 --> 00:38:23,160 I won't ask again. Where is your whole family? 397 00:38:23,240 --> 00:38:26,480 I told you, they are not my family. 398 00:38:28,880 --> 00:38:30,720 Tell them where they are. 399 00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:33,120 Will not. 400 00:38:39,360 --> 00:38:42,640 Yeah, they went to Mr. Tumnus's house. 401 00:38:43,800 --> 00:38:47,560 Yes! Yes! You just entered punk'd! Yes! 402 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,360 He did it! He did it! 403 00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:53,200 Tell the camera. Come on, say it there. 404 00:38:53,280 --> 00:38:55,120 - Just say it! - I just entered punk'd. 405 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:57,720 Schwow! Yeah! 406 00:38:57,800 --> 00:39:01,880 We just punk'd Edward! Schwow! Schwow! Yeah! 407 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:05,600 That's amazing! Yeah! Yes! 408 00:39:05,720 --> 00:39:08,240 That's the truth, honey! 409 00:39:08,320 --> 00:39:10,160 Truck drivers That's amazing! 410 00:39:10,240 --> 00:39:13,400 I did it. You like it. You want. I am Punk'd '! 411 00:39:13,480 --> 00:39:17,280 - That's really funny! Oh, my goodness! Too funny! - You are so annoying! 412 00:39:19,880 --> 00:39:21,880 No, that's really funny! 413 00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:24,320 Schwow! Schwow! Schwow! Schwow! Schwow! 414 00:39:24,440 --> 00:39:26,880 Candy-ass truck driver hat! 415 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,000 Schwow. Schwow. 416 00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,000 Silas! 417 00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:42,040 Children are with Mr. Tumnus. 418 00:39:42,160 --> 00:39:45,080 I want you to find them and kill them. 419 00:39:45,200 --> 00:39:49,120 Persona non grata. Magna cum laude. 420 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:04,560 Straws oh-flood-gay! Ooh! 421 00:40:04,640 --> 00:40:07,040 Gay floods. 422 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:10,000 Ooh. 423 00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:12,000 No, no! 424 00:40:12,120 --> 00:40:14,000 - here. go to jail. - Ouch! Man! 425 00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:18,000 - Edward! - Edward! - Edward! 426 00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:20,960 - Edward! - Mr. Tumnus! 427 00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:35,000 I miss the smell, Harry Beaver. 428 00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,960 Eew. 429 00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,760 Oh, yes. 430 00:40:48,360 --> 00:40:51,800 The White Whores do this to you? Shit! 431 00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:54,720 And now he caught Edward. 432 00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:57,120 - We have to save you - Control yourself, Lucy! 433 00:40:57,240 --> 00:40:59,200 - Kudus- - Too dangerous. 434 00:40:59,320 --> 00:41:01,920 If he catches you, You're just looking for death. 435 00:41:02,040 --> 00:41:05,080 Um, it's me. 436 00:41:08,000 --> 00:41:09,840 "The Resistance has found... 437 00:41:09,920 --> 00:41:12,840 " That the White Whore has completed weapons of mass destruction... 438 00:41:12,960 --> 00:41:14,680 and will launch it in 24 hours. " 439 00:41:14,800 --> 00:41:17,880 Let's get out of here soon! 440 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,440 Aslo is the only one that can help us now. 441 00:41:20,560 --> 00:41:23,160 let's take us to him. 442 00:41:25,160 --> 00:41:27,040 What did you do? 443 00:41:29,280 --> 00:41:31,120 I forgot. 444 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:34,960 Before you meet Aslo, You have to practice. 445 00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:37,760 Then you can defeat the White Bitch... 446 00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:39,680 and save your brother. 447 00:41:39,800 --> 00:41:42,520 I'll meet you at Aslo's house. May Force be with you. 448 00:41:54,560 --> 00:41:58,960 Someone came. The bitch is looking for you. you have to leave now. 449 00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:01,600 There you will practice. 450 00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:03,520 Go! 451 00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:08,120 Mr. Tumnus? 452 00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:11,440 I will stay behind and fight him. 453 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:17,280 Don't mind anything, Go now too. 454 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:19,840 - Yap. - Yi-yi-yi-yi-yi! 455 00:42:19,960 --> 00:42:22,440 Run away! 456 00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:37,680 Stop! 457 00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:41,680 If you want them, You must step over the corpse first. 458 00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:46,880 I'm begging you! Please! 459 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,200 He needs our help! 460 00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:51,520 - Please! - No, Susan, Lucy. 461 00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:53,640 He... wants us to leave. 462 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:56,120 He sacrificed himself for us. 463 00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:59,000 Peter, if you can hear me... 464 00:42:59,120 --> 00:43:00,960 come back now! 465 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:06,000 I've underestimated it. 466 00:43:08,120 --> 00:43:09,880 I'm in pain 467 00:43:09,960 --> 00:43:11,800 What should we do? 468 00:43:11,880 --> 00:43:14,680 Uh, we can't go back. We must- 469 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:18,640 - We must do our best for Edward and for Gnarnia. - Screw Gnarnia! 470 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:22,640 He tested us. 471 00:43:22,720 --> 00:43:25,880 This is not a test! I can see my brain! 472 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,240 Et tu, Brute? 473 00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:20,480 Welcome! My name is Harry Potter! 474 00:44:20,600 --> 00:44:23,840 You look old but still a student here? 475 00:44:23,960 --> 00:44:26,240 Nonsense. I'm only 14 years old. 476 00:44:26,360 --> 00:44:29,520 Look at my two best friends, Ron and Hermione. 477 00:44:30,760 --> 00:44:32,640 478 00:44:34,040 --> 00:44:36,360 479 00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:38,280 480 00:44:38,400 --> 00:44:40,480 481 00:44:42,560 --> 00:44:46,320 482 00:44:46,400 --> 00:44:49,200 483 00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,120 484 00:44:51,200 --> 00:44:54,360 485 00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,880 486 00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:06,000 487 00:45:06,080 --> 00:45:08,760 488 00:45:08,840 --> 00:45:11,680 489 00:45:11,800 --> 00:45:13,680 490 00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,320 491 00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:24,920 Right. Wrong robe. 492 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,160 Let the montage training begin! 493 00:45:27,240 --> 00:45:29,080 Cue music inspiration. 494 00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,040 Blame the robe. 495 00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:35,520 - Get nice and square hips. - Okay, uh- 496 00:45:35,600 --> 00:45:38,000 - All right. I will arrange it for you. - Okay. 497 00:45:38,120 --> 00:45:40,000 - are you ready? - Yeah, I'm ready. 498 00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,720 Ipso facto "patrolo!" 499 00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:56,640 Oh! Yeah! 500 00:46:00,600 --> 00:46:03,160 Face your fear! 501 00:46:03,280 --> 00:46:06,040 Don't curl up in the face of danger! 502 00:46:06,160 --> 00:46:10,080 Use everything to defeat your enemy! Come on, Peter! 503 00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,440 Stop being like Nancy, son! 504 00:46:12,560 --> 00:46:15,960 Schoolgirl! Pussy! Chicken! 505 00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:34,960 Congratulations, Peter. Your training is now complete. 506 00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:38,360 - You are now ready to meet Aslo. - Yes! 507 00:46:38,440 --> 00:46:43,800 This crystal will finally end the resistance. 508 00:46:43,880 --> 00:46:47,280 I will start a series of earthquakes... 509 00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:50,160 who will tear down all Gnarnia... 510 00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:52,480 and grow a new continent... 511 00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:55,800 where I and my followers will live. 512 00:46:57,760 --> 00:47:01,360 Yo, Bitch, that's pretty much the plot of Superman Returns. 513 00:47:01,440 --> 00:47:03,480 Pretty much, yes. 514 00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:20,440 This is I.M. from Silas. 515 00:47:21,880 --> 00:47:24,000 "The... keeds... 516 00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:26,440 " Has... 517 00:47:26,560 --> 00:47:29,440 ESCA-puh-duh. " 518 00:47:29,560 --> 00:47:32,000 " ESCAP-puh-duh. " 519 00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,960 " Keeds have ESCA-puh-duh. " 520 00:47:36,520 --> 00:47:38,520 Children have run away! 521 00:47:40,080 --> 00:47:41,520 Duh! 522 00:47:43,400 --> 00:47:48,440 I have to catch and kill children before they destroy everything. 523 00:47:48,520 --> 00:47:50,680 See what else Edward knows. 524 00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:52,560 Let me out! 525 00:47:52,640 --> 00:47:54,960 Oh, I have to leave here. 526 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:57,360 I will never see my family again. 527 00:47:58,520 --> 00:48:00,400 I'll save you and get out of here, friend. 528 00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:06,680 Captain Morgan! I love your rum! 529 00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:11,760 No! Captain Jack Swallows. 530 00:48:14,040 --> 00:48:16,480 It's up to you. 531 00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:19,360 Jack Swallows? 532 00:48:19,480 --> 00:48:21,680 It's kind of gay, man. 533 00:48:21,760 --> 00:48:23,600 Mmm. 534 00:48:23,680 --> 00:48:28,080 I believe in you son, and I will reunite you with your family. 535 00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:31,840 I have a ship waiting for us. 536 00:48:31,960 --> 00:48:34,800 Shh. 537 00:48:34,920 --> 00:48:37,600 How can we get out of here? 538 00:48:37,720 --> 00:48:39,600 Ah! 539 00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:46,520 Humans are down! Humans come down! 540 00:48:46,600 --> 00:48:48,480 You should just pretend! 541 00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:54,360 Fast! He needs your help! 542 00:49:09,440 --> 00:49:11,400 Come on, hurry up! We don't have much time! 543 00:49:40,360 --> 00:49:42,640 Mmm! 544 00:49:42,720 --> 00:49:44,960 Wow! A real pirate ship! 545 00:49:45,080 --> 00:49:47,960 Peter, Lucy and Susan won't believe this. 546 00:49:49,280 --> 00:49:51,920 Hey, this is awesome. Is it like a pirate? 547 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:55,960 Yo-ho, Ed, let me drop it for you. 548 00:51:23,520 --> 00:51:25,320 Word for Kraken! 549 00:51:28,440 --> 00:51:30,800 When it's winding, man. 550 00:51:30,920 --> 00:51:32,880 So, where is your family, eh? 551 00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,800 They're on their way to Ancient Tables to meet Aslo... 552 00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:37,720 they plan resistance. 553 00:51:37,840 --> 00:51:40,600 Interesting. 554 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:42,640 God, you're easy. 555 00:51:49,760 --> 00:51:52,320 Thank you, love. Oh, me. 556 00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:57,040 Wait. So all of this is a trick just to get information from me? 557 00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:01,120 Sorry, friend. This isn't even an authentic pirate ship. Savvy? 558 00:52:06,760 --> 00:52:10,160 - Oh, damn it! - Nice to do business with you, love. 559 00:52:12,240 --> 00:52:13,840 Bugger! 560 00:52:16,800 --> 00:52:20,280 I will make you regret it... 561 00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:23,000 You-You- 562 00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:26,200 You... bitch. 563 00:52:31,040 --> 00:52:34,800 I always hate you, Captain Jack Swallows. 564 00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:42,040 Do you think I'm like 'wearing this funny-lookin' hat? I will bake your beans! 565 00:52:42,160 --> 00:52:44,440 So... 566 00:52:44,560 --> 00:52:47,200 Your family is meeting Aslo. 567 00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:50,240 Call the troops. 568 00:52:50,360 --> 00:52:53,040 If that is the war they want... 569 00:52:53,120 --> 00:52:55,120 So war is what they will get. 570 00:52:58,240 --> 00:53:00,600 Let's start everything loudly, agree? 571 00:53:00,720 --> 00:53:03,640 - But you will kill millions. - Billion. 572 00:53:05,120 --> 00:53:07,600 Come on. Just say what you want to say. 573 00:53:07,680 --> 00:53:10,560 - My family will stop you! - False! 574 00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:13,400 Ooh! 575 00:53:26,840 --> 00:53:29,200 Oh, damn it. Oh, damn it. 576 00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:33,400 Oh! Ooh! 577 00:53:33,520 --> 00:53:35,800 Oh! Ooh! 578 00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:38,680 Damn this Superman plot! 579 00:54:18,680 --> 00:54:20,920 My name is Borat. 580 00:54:21,000 --> 00:54:24,600 This is my country from Gnarnia. Good! 581 00:54:33,920 --> 00:54:35,840 He is my sister. 582 00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:39,800 He is number four whore Faun in all Gnarnia. 583 00:54:39,920 --> 00:54:41,720 Good! 584 00:54:52,400 --> 00:54:54,680 Aslo? 585 00:54:54,760 --> 00:54:56,880 Mmm! 586 00:54:56,960 --> 00:55:00,320 Where do I go, doll face? I only took my Cialis. 587 00:55:00,440 --> 00:55:02,320 Screw you, Aslo! 588 00:55:03,640 --> 00:55:06,680 Ah, thank you very much. 589 00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:08,240 Are you Aslo Singa? 590 00:55:08,320 --> 00:55:11,760 Li-man- half a lion, half a human. 591 00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:16,080 - So you mean you- - My father Siegfried boinked a lion. 592 00:55:16,160 --> 00:55:20,400 But, you know, what happened in Vegas remained in Vegas. 593 00:55:20,480 --> 00:55:25,080 Let me guess. Family forecast. 594 00:55:25,200 --> 00:55:27,360 Uh-huh. We have come from far away. 595 00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:30,400 Whatever. You are one less. 596 00:55:30,520 --> 00:55:33,280 - Yes, our brother Edward. - Yes, our brother Edward. 597 00:55:34,640 --> 00:55:37,520 He betrayed you, went to the White Whore. 598 00:55:37,640 --> 00:55:40,280 - Well, that's not his fault. - Yada Yada Yada. 599 00:55:40,400 --> 00:55:45,520 - But the forecast is - - "But Divination, Prediction." 600 00:55:45,600 --> 00:55:47,840 Good. I'll help you get Edward back. 601 00:55:47,960 --> 00:55:49,240 - Oh! - Mmm! 602 00:55:49,320 --> 00:55:53,240 But there is something All you have to do for me. 603 00:55:58,120 --> 00:56:00,200 What are you doing here, Mel? 604 00:56:03,200 --> 00:56:04,960 You know. 605 00:56:05,080 --> 00:56:07,320 Gluk, gluk. Vroom, Vroom. 606 00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:09,560 Whoo! 607 00:56:13,720 --> 00:56:16,160 Listen, sugar breast. F.Y.I. 608 00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:18,960 I like to sleep at the buff. 609 00:56:28,240 --> 00:56:30,440 Wow. 610 00:56:30,520 --> 00:56:32,640 Yeah. 611 00:56:32,760 --> 00:56:36,280 - That's spectacular. - My butt hurts. 612 00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:38,200 Uh-oh! 613 00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:40,600 Dutch Oven! 614 00:56:40,720 --> 00:56:43,280 Ooh! 615 00:56:51,920 --> 00:56:54,080 This is Aslo! 616 00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:06,960 In nominees Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. 617 00:57:47,040 --> 00:57:49,200 Huh? 618 00:58:22,520 --> 00:58:24,320 Come on, kids. 619 00:58:31,240 --> 00:58:34,040 Peter? Lucy! Susan! 620 00:58:34,120 --> 00:58:38,360 Oh, you guys, I've been so annoying. You will never forgive me? 621 00:58:38,440 --> 00:58:40,280 We are sorry. 622 00:58:40,400 --> 00:58:44,120 - We are a family now. - We are a family now. 623 00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:46,640 I'm glad to hear that. 624 00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:54,200 - I love you. - Let's not linger. 625 00:58:54,320 --> 00:58:56,920 - Now get out of here! - Go, leave, leave. 626 00:59:04,320 --> 00:59:07,600 Goodbye, Aslo. 627 00:59:22,800 --> 00:59:24,640 What? What is wrong? 628 00:59:24,720 --> 00:59:27,160 He didn't succeed. 629 00:59:27,280 --> 00:59:29,040 Oh, damn it! A beaver speaks! 630 00:59:29,160 --> 00:59:30,720 Wait! 631 00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:36,320 Oh, it's hard here for beavers. 632 00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:39,440 You're a forgetful bitch! I've met you. 633 00:59:39,560 --> 00:59:41,960 I know. Yeah. 634 00:59:42,080 --> 00:59:47,480 Aslo never returns. The White Bitch killed him. 635 00:59:47,600 --> 00:59:50,720 And worse. 636 00:59:55,120 --> 00:59:57,440 Everything is over. 637 00:59:59,240 --> 01:00:01,280 White prostitutes will definitely rule forever. 638 01:00:01,360 --> 01:00:03,600 But we have you. You will lead us. 639 01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:06,080 You are the future Gnarnia king and queen. 640 01:00:06,160 --> 01:00:08,760 It will be an honor to fight for you, gentlemen. 641 01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:10,880 We will fight for you. 642 01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:14,680 And so are we. 643 01:00:14,800 --> 01:00:18,040 We will stand behind you, Peter. 644 01:00:18,160 --> 01:00:22,680 That's not a threat we mutants can live for so long. 645 01:00:22,800 --> 01:00:25,040 We trust you. 646 01:00:30,480 --> 01:00:32,320 Tomorrow, we fight. 647 01:00:32,400 --> 01:00:34,680 So tonight, we have a party! 648 01:00:36,720 --> 01:00:40,640 Hello, Gnarnia! Are you ready for rock and roll? 649 01:01:07,280 --> 01:01:09,800 Small bang! Chug! Chug! Chug! A little bang! Chug! Chug! Chug! 650 01:01:09,880 --> 01:01:12,760 Small bang! Chug! Chug! Chug! A little bang! Chug! Chug! 651 01:01:12,880 --> 01:01:14,920 Yeah! 652 01:01:15,040 --> 01:01:16,720 Yeah! 653 01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:18,640 You wake up, Sis. 654 01:01:18,760 --> 01:01:21,680 Uh-uh. I want to stay clear. 655 01:01:21,800 --> 01:01:24,360 Come on. Loosen it once. You want- 656 01:01:24,480 --> 01:01:28,120 You want, you know, to be able to bend, like this. 657 01:01:28,240 --> 01:01:31,600 Like that. And then- 658 01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:35,520 Why? What is the worst thing that can happen? 659 01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:41,360 - It's possible. - Everything is correct. 660 01:01:45,040 --> 01:01:47,480 - Whoo-hoo! - A little bang! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 661 01:01:47,600 --> 01:01:49,840 Small bang! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! 662 01:01:49,920 --> 01:01:52,080 Small bang! Chug! Chug! Chug! 663 01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:09,680 Hi. 664 01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:12,280 Hi. 665 01:02:12,400 --> 01:02:15,960 So, you will be the king of Gnarnia? 666 01:02:17,480 --> 01:02:19,680 - That's what they say. - Mmm. 667 01:02:19,760 --> 01:02:22,960 I think it's so hot. 668 01:02:23,080 --> 01:02:27,120 Why don't we leave here. 669 01:02:30,640 --> 01:02:32,800 Small bang! Chug! Chug! A little bang! Chug! Chug! 670 01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:36,640 That little bang! 671 01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:41,080 Whoo! Yeah! 672 01:03:10,160 --> 01:03:12,200 I'm fine. 673 01:03:12,320 --> 01:03:14,000 Are you OK? 674 01:03:15,600 --> 01:03:18,000 - Hmm? - I am fine. 675 01:03:21,280 --> 01:03:23,520 Oh! 676 01:03:44,720 --> 01:03:49,080 Oh. 677 01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:00,440 - You know, I have special powers. - Uh-huh. 678 01:04:00,560 --> 01:04:03,200 I'm a form change. 679 01:04:03,280 --> 01:04:06,160 I can change my shape to something. 680 01:04:06,280 --> 01:04:07,760 What do you like? 681 01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:09,800 Uh- 682 01:04:12,040 --> 01:04:15,360 Big horn with silver dollar nipples? 683 01:04:15,440 --> 01:04:17,360 All right. 684 01:04:23,760 --> 01:04:26,680 And the results of the ghetto booty. 685 01:04:26,800 --> 01:04:29,680 Like-Like a lot of garbage in the trunk, say. 686 01:04:29,800 --> 01:04:33,680 Curly. Mmm. 687 01:04:37,520 --> 01:04:39,840 Badonkadonk. 688 01:04:39,920 --> 01:04:43,040 - And mono-eyebrows! - Come again? 689 01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:45,640 Mono-eyebrows! Mono-eyebrows! King wants mono eyebrows! 690 01:04:45,720 --> 01:04:47,600 Okay, okay. 691 01:04:53,160 --> 01:04:55,480 And big, Grandma's arm is soft. 692 01:04:55,600 --> 01:04:58,080 Oh! 693 01:04:58,160 --> 01:05:02,320 Bingo wings, like fat, blue Britney Spears. 694 01:05:02,400 --> 01:05:05,040 Oh, that's what I'm talking about. 695 01:05:06,800 --> 01:05:09,440 Here! 696 01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:35,920 Where is everyone? 697 01:05:39,400 --> 01:05:42,960 I don't know. Maybe it has something to do with with Susan vomiting everyone that night. 698 01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:45,840 We seem to be outnumbered. 699 01:06:16,240 --> 01:06:18,360 No. 700 01:06:18,480 --> 01:06:20,760 I'm not running anymore. 701 01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:28,240 Ouch! 702 01:06:32,880 --> 01:06:35,000 Oh! 703 01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:38,480 We may not have a number on our side or he has a weapon... 704 01:06:38,600 --> 01:06:40,640 but we have something that is far more effective. 705 01:06:40,720 --> 01:06:42,520 Cheerful breasts? 706 01:06:44,960 --> 01:06:46,800 The strength of our family. 707 01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:49,560 I'll follow you anywhere, brother. 708 01:06:59,160 --> 01:07:01,120 Oh, I- 709 01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:08,080 Revenge is... mine! 710 01:07:08,160 --> 01:07:10,040 Jack Swallows! 711 01:07:15,440 --> 01:07:19,360 Payback is a bitch, White Bitch! 712 01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:23,920 You owe me your soul, Jack Swallows, and it's time to pay! 713 01:07:58,240 --> 01:08:01,240 Oh! He blinds me, friend! 714 01:08:10,440 --> 01:08:12,320 Oh, bugger! 715 01:08:14,240 --> 01:08:15,920 What are tools. 716 01:08:19,440 --> 01:08:21,240 Show them mercilessly. 717 01:09:08,520 --> 01:09:11,760 Feel it, Kumar! Huh! 718 01:09:24,280 --> 01:09:27,840 No! 719 01:09:36,960 --> 01:09:39,040 Oh, yes. 720 01:09:41,520 --> 01:09:44,240 Yes, that's right. Humble themselves. 721 01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:50,400 Just like my parents did before I killed them. 722 01:10:06,000 --> 01:10:08,440 Wow. Let's slow things down to see more clearly. 723 01:10:19,520 --> 01:10:21,120 Ah. 724 01:10:21,200 --> 01:10:22,560 Oh! Oh dear . 725 01:10:26,080 --> 01:10:30,320 Oh, that- -That thing is dis- 726 01:10:38,440 --> 01:10:40,240 Oh. 727 01:11:06,480 --> 01:11:09,080 Ooh! 728 01:11:19,040 --> 01:11:21,840 Let's get 'em! 729 01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:11,000 Oh, I will enjoy this. 730 01:12:32,680 --> 01:12:35,280 This is crystal! 731 01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:38,040 - We will all die! - We will all die! 732 01:12:39,280 --> 01:12:42,000 Give me a remote control. 733 01:12:47,760 --> 01:12:50,720 Yes! 734 01:12:56,640 --> 01:13:00,880 No, stop. We will not bow to that level. 735 01:13:01,960 --> 01:13:04,360 I hate people 'damn kids. 736 01:13:04,480 --> 01:13:07,240 New Gnarnia will be democracy... 737 01:13:07,320 --> 01:13:09,800 complete with legal process. 738 01:13:09,880 --> 01:13:13,880 He must be given a fair trial, judged by a judge from his friends. 739 01:13:14,000 --> 01:13:17,440 Sorry, Bitch. 740 01:13:19,720 --> 01:13:22,480 Right. 741 01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:24,760 Oh, the screw too. 742 01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:29,120 give way to beavers. Can your butt get away from my face. 743 01:13:29,200 --> 01:13:31,440 Hot, beavers have come. 744 01:13:31,560 --> 01:13:34,520 Introduce the Gnarnia kings and queens! 745 01:13:34,640 --> 01:13:37,920 Peter the Heroic. 746 01:13:38,000 --> 01:13:40,520 Fair Susan. 747 01:13:40,640 --> 01:13:43,080 Loyal Edward. 748 01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:47,280 And Lucy is a mute fucking. 749 01:13:47,360 --> 01:13:49,240 All hail! 750 01:14:18,240 --> 01:14:22,200 And so it's that Peter, Susan, and Lucy Edward... 751 01:14:22,320 --> 01:14:25,040 restore Gnarnia peace. 752 01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:29,960 They are no longer orphans. They are now family. 753 01:14:31,160 --> 01:14:34,960 They ruled Gnarnia for years to come. 754 01:14:35,040 --> 01:14:38,400 That's how it was, until they found the closet once more. 755 01:14:38,480 --> 01:14:40,320 Let's cross flow. 756 01:14:48,800 --> 01:14:50,640 There we go. 757 01:14:50,720 --> 01:14:52,880 Oops! A little blood. 758 01:15:04,800 --> 01:15:06,640 That- 759 01:15:10,000 --> 01:15:13,760 - This is a closet. - It's been so long. 760 01:15:13,840 --> 01:15:15,920 It's been so long. 761 01:15:17,120 --> 01:15:19,960 Rules of Chuck Norris. 762 01:15:58,720 --> 01:16:01,080 We are young again! 763 01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:05,120 Jagshemash! 764 01:16:05,200 --> 01:16:09,480 You succeed! You make a movie that has a happy ending. 765 01:16:12,000 --> 01:16:13,560 No! 766 01:17:41,680 --> 01:17:43,520 Oh, my- 767 01:17:47,720 --> 01:17:50,960 - Let us out, ugly! - Can not . 768 01:17:51,080 --> 01:17:53,040 I- 769 01:17:56,080 --> 01:18:01,680 No Captain Jack Swallows! 770 01:18:01,800 --> 01:18:05,600 Captain Jack Swallows! 771 01:18:05,680 --> 01:18:08,400 - Damn it! - Cut. 772 01:18:08,480 --> 01:18:12,280 No! Captain Jack Swallows! 773 01:18:12,400 --> 01:18:15,040 Sorry. 774 01:18:15,120 --> 01:18:18,800 Wait. Can I ask you something ? 775 01:18:18,880 --> 01:18:21,040 Is I- 776 01:18:21,120 --> 01:18:23,560 Do I have to suck strongly, or...- 777 01:18:23,640 --> 01:18:25,480 - Yeah. - I mean-Okay. 778 01:18:25,560 --> 01:18:27,640 let's go. 779 01:18:30,200 --> 01:18:33,080 Oh! Hey! 780 01:18:33,200 --> 01:18:36,040 Mmm. Mmm! 781 01:18:36,120 --> 01:18:39,040 Now, guess what. 782 01:18:39,120 --> 01:18:41,400 - What? - Guess what . 783 01:18:41,520 --> 01:18:44,640 First- 784 01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:47,000 Mi, mi, mi, mi, mil, mi, mi, mi, mi, mi! 785 01:18:47,120 --> 01:18:50,320 When I make you to ', stop' cry and eat it! 786 01:18:50,440 --> 01:18:53,400 Your mother ate it! He likes it. Alright . 787 01:19:05,880 --> 01:19:08,120 - where did I hit it? I hit him on the head. - Cut! 788 01:19:14,440 --> 01:19:16,320 Damn. 789 01:19:21,040 --> 01:19:23,560 We will stand behind you, Peter. 790 01:19:23,640 --> 01:19:26,240 That's not a threat for us We are mutants - Damn. Sorry. Nonsense. 791 01:19:26,320 --> 01:19:29,240 He must get a fair trial... 792 01:19:29,360 --> 01:19:31,600 judged by a jury from his friends. 793 01:19:31,680 --> 01:19:34,800 We will build a courthouse... 794 01:19:34,880 --> 01:19:37,200 with velvet curtains and parking lot. 795 01:19:37,320 --> 01:19:40,560 I'm very sexy. 796 01:19:42,080 --> 01:19:43,960 797 01:19:47,120 --> 01:19:50,120 Oh, my goodness. I crossed the yellow line. I really don't see it. 798 01:19:50,240 --> 01:19:54,800 Li-man- half a lion, half a human. 799 01:19:54,920 --> 01:19:56,720 So you mean you- 800 01:19:56,840 --> 01:19:58,760 My mother went to a party on Siegfried and Roy. 801 01:19:58,880 --> 01:20:02,280 He is drunk, and then is his turn on the barrel. 802 01:20:02,400 --> 01:20:04,240 This is a brutal game. 803 01:20:04,320 --> 01:20:07,160 Justice is the highest government... 804 01:20:07,280 --> 01:20:10,880 even for elves and fauns... 805 01:20:10,960 --> 01:20:14,280 albino and irish. 806 01:20:21,920 --> 01:20:25,360 - I see lines! - Not! Man! 807 01:20:25,480 --> 01:20:28,800 We will revolutionize the health system. 808 01:20:28,880 --> 01:20:31,160 There will be no more teen pregnancy... 809 01:20:31,280 --> 01:20:33,520 without my consent... 810 01:20:33,640 --> 01:20:35,480 and without their consent. 811 01:20:35,600 --> 01:20:38,520 I shouldn't have sex with Shrek! 812 01:20:38,640 --> 01:20:42,920 Like it or not, we are all 813 01:20:43,000 --> 01:20:46,040 - Are you OK? - No But, come on. 814 01:20:46,160 --> 01:20:48,920 - Like it or not, we are all in this matter. - Like it or not 815 01:20:49,040 --> 01:20:50,840 - Oh, I can't even do it now. - Let's do it. 816 01:20:50,960 --> 01:20:54,800 Shrek damn it! He says he doesn't work. 817 01:20:54,920 --> 01:20:58,920 Because, sweet breasts, we are four children who will not feel lost. 818 01:20:59,040 --> 01:21:01,240 We will be stuck here until we are dizzied i Rizz-i. 819 01:21:05,200 --> 01:21:07,040 Don't t-Zelle what should be a zoo! 820 01:21:07,120 --> 01:21:09,560 The White Bitch is no more. 821 01:21:09,680 --> 01:21:11,520 Now, we will become kings. 822 01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:17,240 Last night, I had sex with a unicorn. Nice! 823 01:21:17,360 --> 01:21:21,920 Hey, look. This is Lindsay Lohan. 824 01:21:22,000 --> 01:21:24,000 I don't have enough left for Roseanne. 825 01:21:31,880 --> 01:21:34,040 - Oh. So I have to - should I fall? - Cut. 826 01:21:34,160 --> 01:21:35,960 - This should hit right, right? - Yes. 827 01:21:37,360 --> 01:21:40,280 - Ooh! - Cut! 828 01:21:40,400 --> 01:21:44,440 Oh. But I need something about someone else first. 829 01:21:44,560 --> 01:21:46,960 But first-Sorry. Give me your hand. 830 01:21:48,480 --> 01:21:50,800 Oh, no! 831 01:21:50,920 --> 01:21:54,960 But the king needs to boss the subject they ship. What's the line? 832 01:21:55,080 --> 01:21:57,360 Yes. 833 01:21:57,440 --> 01:22:03,120 Bring me your friends, then I will make you king throne. Shit. What throne? 834 01:22:10,760 --> 01:22:13,440 I'm big. I got a big ball. 835 01:22:13,520 --> 01:22:15,720 See Epic Films... 836 01:22:15,800 --> 01:22:19,720 or drunk Mel Gibson will hurt me. 837 01:22:19,840 --> 01:22:21,720 No! 838 01:22:23,400 --> 01:22:25,480 fuck you. 839 01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:31,160 So now you all see my box. 840 01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:33,400 So get out soon Oh!