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[knocking on the door]

3
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[Humans]
Arrival!

4
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I came as soon as possible
as much as possible!

5
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Hey!
What is wrong?

6
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What's wrong, bro?

7
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Sorry I'm late.

8
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No problem.

9
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So, I will go
my suit

10
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You brought a spare board  Oh, bro, no, no.
I forget.

11
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But do you know what?

12
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I have something else. You can go up.

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Ah, man,
I made you wet.

14
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Maybe we should catch you
From the clothes, bro.

15
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dude... I understand
boyfriend.

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Does he know you?
playing with dudes,

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18
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or are you just
some cases of big cabinets?

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Maybe you are confused.

20
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Or maybe you like
playing confused

21
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I-I don't know.

22
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[taunting]
I don't know who I am.

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You are very sexy
when you stutter  You're good.

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Yes.

25
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I play confused.

26
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Don't get me wrong.

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I'm straight  Most.

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[panting]

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No, open my shirt  Sir, yes, sir.

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Peeling.

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[scoffs]
Amateur.

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[groaning]

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[grunts]
Less teeth, more tongues.

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This is how you do it.

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[groaning]
Oh, it feels really good.

39
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God, I love her breasts.
[Woman]
Stop calling them breasts.

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I want to eat
your breasts all day

41
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Stop calling them breasts.
I like her breasts.

42
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Stop calling them breasts!
Sorry.

43
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I like your breasts.
I want to make love
Your chest.

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[groaning]
Shane, baby...

45
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Do you have
gay fantasies anymore?
[sighs]

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Dear, not you  His...
Now that's you

47
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What's wrong if I want to
to see a little boy
in the bedroom?

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Nothing, I guess,
If you're a gay man.

50
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Close enough.
But you can't expect me  to go gay every time
You want to have sex.

51
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I don't want you to be gay,
only... gayer

52
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So, you want me to get it

53
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with another man
in front of you?

54
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Now, in front,
above, yes

55
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Gwen, I'm not gay.
I'm not bi

56
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I am a heterosexual breeder.

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And if you can't accept that,
then we might not
date

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How can you
be homophobic?

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You are ridiculous

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61
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Oh, don't ever think
You broke up with me.

62
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I broke up with you.
Hah?

63
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I've sat millions of people from the bedroom  and listen to
for millions of boys

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tell me they will leave me
for the pole

65
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I won't sit here
and leave me
for the vagina

66
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What?
I will leave you, Shane!

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Go not suck
all the dick you want!
Yes?

68
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And you still lay eggs
the proud parade
right in your crotch!

69
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Gay-basher!
Tits, tits, tits, tits, tits!

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Crazy damn '
doesn't know what he wants -

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[sighs]

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Stop the spread
from faggotry

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Stop the spread
from faggotry

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Homo.
I hope!

76
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I told you this
will happen.
I know, Kyle.

77
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That's all you say
from the second day:

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"You're too hot, Marc.
You will leave me."
And see how true I am.

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You're not right, Kyle.

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Your dog's eyes
and silly charms change me,
but you won't believe it.

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How can I believe it?
When do you flirt with everyone

82
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I don't flirt with everyone.

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I'm just... gregarious.

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But you are too emotional.

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[groaning]

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Fags.

98
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So, what, about...
[lips hit]

99
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five days since
you last snapped off?

100
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Wow, you are good

101
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[chuckles]

102
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Thank you, Eric.
That was fun.

103
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No. Thank you, Teri.

104
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Tiffani.

105
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And I think it's yours.
[spits]

106
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Alright, have fun
the eyes of the dog

107
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and silly charm.

108
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I hope someday you can see it
past everything you don't like
about yourself

109
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and realize that we have something special.

110
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Wow.
It is Hallmarky,
Marc, even for you

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[scoffs]

112
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Stop the spread
from faggotry

113
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Stop the spread
from faggotry

114
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[sighs]

115
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Okay, just because
We used to recruit the same losers  does not mean we have to do it
are all awkward with each other.

116
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You're right.
Ceasefire?

117
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Oh, I s--

118
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[whining]
What's wrong?

119
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I am just...

120
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I don't want
more prostitutes

121
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I want a girlfriend  [sobbing]

122
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I just want Caleb
still here

123
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Is it heterosexual
You try to sleep with?

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No, yes.

127
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He is my roommate
I used to want.

128
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Your roommate dumped you?

129
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No, my girlfriend dumped me.

130
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My roommate isn't here
to help me through this

131
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So, is your roommate gay?
or straight?

132
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You don't listen to me.
My boyfriend is gay,

133
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and not only that,
He is the hottest gay
I will ever succeed.

134
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Honey, you will succeed
with lots of hotties.

135
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Mom, that's not all.
He will look for a new boyfriend first, and I'll be alone.

136
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You are not
going alone.

137
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There are lots of
from rainbow fish in the sea.

138
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Ha ha.
Lots of chickens in chicken coops.

139
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Mother!
A lot of new agility
in the dressing room

140
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Ew, ma'am!

141
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Kyle, I really tried here  I know, ma'am.
Thank you.

142
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Do you have an idea
how does it feel to be a gay man
stuck in a woman's body?

143
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My Lord,
You don't know.

144
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Well, that's how it was, like,
five gay men stuck in me,

145
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and they are all oily
and having sex with each other

146
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and just try
to fuck their way out.

147
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Send me X-rays.

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149
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Why are you
all Apple Fiona?

150
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I broke up with Shane.
Is she single?

151
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Hands off, cock-monger.

152
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[laughs]
I'm kidding.

153
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What's wrong with straight people?
and their reluctance to suck penis?

154
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I just got dumped.

155
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What's the matter with gay guys
want to suck
everybody's dick

156
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Yes, I heard.
I am sorry.
Thank you.

157
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Sorry you're a psychopath  I say this with the sweet taste of my trademark,

158
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But you know that Marc
is the best thing that will happen
ever happened to you  Hey, I caught it.
Says who?
Your mother?

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Other people too.

162
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I am just...

163
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I just want to hear it
"I love you"

164
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instead of "Take it,
You grab a little tight."

165
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Hi, Mr. Thompson.
Tiffani.

166
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Oh, I love your pastel
paisley halter

167
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with chiffon
inlet layer

168
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My wife has it
like that

169
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[word mouth]
Okay, class

170
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Fingertip

171
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I don't know how many of you  sick to death
with still alive,

172
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But if I see another fruit,
I will have hissy.
[apple thuds]

173
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I think it's time
we tried something

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a little more... dangerous

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[open door]
Class,

177
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meet Troy

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[laughs]
[close the door]

179
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Ta-da!
[laughs]

180
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Troy will be the
model for us today

181
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Naked.

182
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Troy is the main veterinarian

183
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who just
moved here, fresh,

184
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from a small city
in Illinois known as--

185
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Oh, Troy.

186
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[chuckles, mumbles]

187
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Troy from Troy.
[laughs]

188
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My parents don't want me to
to forget where I came from.

189
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How rude.

190
00:09:06,735 --> 00:09:09,001
He has an accent.
He looks like
he spent his life

191
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baling hay
and milking.

192
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He looks like sex.

193
00:09:13,073 --> 00:09:16,307
Well, um,
Troy from Illinois.

194
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[laughing, mumbling]

195
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Uh, whenever you,
uh, feel inspired

196
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[laughs]

197
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I, uh...
[clears throat]

198
00:09:33,455 --> 00:09:36,423
So, uh, where do you want me?  In my face.

199
00:09:36,425 --> 00:09:38,091
[stuttering]
Here, on my desk.

200
00:09:38,093 --> 00:09:40,493
And, uh, we will take you in, um,
several different positions.

201
00:09:40,495 --> 00:09:44,296
Missionary,
reverse cowgirl, 69.

202
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Chalk to paper

203
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Oops
[giggling]

204
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Drop it
I think I'll just ha -

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206
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No no no no no no no.
Let me.

207
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I don't want you  to destroy anyone's art
by moving

208
00:09:58,808 --> 00:10:01,808
Hi.
[giggling]

209
00:10:03,744 --> 00:10:05,845
Nice to meet you.

210
00:10:09,983 --> 00:10:12,851
Same here.

211
00:10:12,853 --> 00:10:14,519
Good.
I just...

212
00:10:14,521 --> 00:10:17,455
Good.

213
00:10:17,457 --> 00:10:18,956
I want to hit it
It's harder than Ike to hit Tina.

214
00:10:23,494 --> 00:10:25,495
Oh!
I want
to be wrapped in his arms
forever.

215
00:10:25,497 --> 00:10:28,030
I want to see it
continue with the boyfriend

216
00:10:28,032 --> 00:10:30,732
Do you think he's gay?

217
00:10:30,734 --> 00:10:32,400
Does Whitney
want to crack

218
00:10:32,402 --> 00:10:34,702
[gasps]
Hey, there!

219
00:10:39,974 --> 00:10:41,941
I don't recognize you
without your penism

220
00:10:41,943 --> 00:10:43,776


221
00:10:43,778 --> 00:10:45,978
I have to leave it there.
School property and so on.

222
00:10:45,980 --> 00:10:47,179
I'm Gwen

223
00:10:47,181 --> 00:10:48,813
The girl with big tits
is Tiffani

224
00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,281
Man with a small pe -
I'm Kyle.

225
00:10:50,283 --> 00:10:51,949
Troy.

226
00:10:51,951 --> 00:10:53,617
From Troy.
Illinois.

227
00:10:54,685 --> 00:10:57,119
[clears throat]
Oh, is that your picture?

228
00:10:57,121 --> 00:10:58,420
Yes.

229
00:10:58,422 --> 00:11:02,557
This is mine.
That's Kyle's, and Tiffani's.

230
00:11:02,559 --> 00:11:04,559
I have never drawn it before,
so it seems to me

231
00:11:04,561 --> 00:11:07,228
what I will do
just focus on that

232
00:11:07,230 --> 00:11:10,297
All right, you are very generous.
I'm a giver

233
00:11:10,299 --> 00:11:11,464
Ah, this one is amazing.

234
00:11:11,466 --> 00:11:14,967
Thank you.
You just talked to me.

235
00:11:14,969 --> 00:11:16,735
Are you an art major?
Not.

236
00:11:16,737 --> 00:11:18,870
He is not declared, ie
is practically the same thing.

237
00:11:18,872 --> 00:11:20,805
Okay, that should be it.

238
00:11:20,807 --> 00:11:23,641
How can you enter
naked modeling

239
00:11:23,643 --> 00:11:25,476
I grew up
in the country,

240
00:11:25,478 --> 00:11:27,478
and nobody around,
so I just went naked a lot.

241
00:11:27,480 --> 00:11:30,647
Then I bought a webcam.
I'm very googling you.

242
00:11:30,649 --> 00:11:33,182
When I moved here,
I found I could be paid for
to hang out naked

243
00:11:33,184 --> 00:11:34,550
I'm like, "Register me!"

244
00:11:34,552 --> 00:11:35,584
Next stop, porn.

245
00:11:37,086 --> 00:11:38,920
How much is that ass?
from you bring in

246
00:11:38,922 --> 00:11:42,056
Oh, 50 dollars per class.
Porn pays much better.

247
00:11:42,058 --> 00:11:44,958
Yes, I might as well do it
for the case of beer or weeds.

248
00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:47,493
Ah, note it.
When did you move here?

249
00:11:47,495 --> 00:11:50,062
A few weeks ago.
All by your loneliness?

250
00:11:50,064 --> 00:11:52,431
Yes.
I bet it's great.

251
00:11:52,433 --> 00:11:54,933
Starting from where no one
knows your name

252
00:11:54,935 --> 00:11:58,169
You can do whatever you want
with anyone you want  I guess.

253
00:11:58,171 --> 00:11:59,904
Type miss my mom.

254
00:11:59,906 --> 00:12:01,739
Oh, so you're close to
for your mother

255
00:12:01,741 --> 00:12:03,707
I miss my parents,

256
00:12:03,709 --> 00:12:05,542
but there is something
about a mother, you know

257
00:12:05,544 --> 00:12:07,844


258
00:12:07,846 --> 00:12:10,379
Boys don't need anything else
than their mothers love.

259
00:12:10,381 --> 00:12:12,681
Yes.

260
00:12:12,683 --> 00:12:14,783
Hey, we'll take coffee.
You want to come

261
00:12:14,785 --> 00:12:17,786
Ah, I have to go home.
But thanks for the offer.

262
00:12:17,788 --> 00:12:20,455
Maybe next time?
Someone is waiting for you
at home?

263
00:12:20,457 --> 00:12:22,190
Uh, my roommate

264
00:12:22,192 --> 00:12:24,625
He is secretly
love with me

265
00:12:24,627 --> 00:12:27,461
I'll meet you in class
Keep working well.

266
00:12:27,463 --> 00:12:31,131
Oh, keep on getting a nice dick!

267
00:12:31,133 --> 00:12:32,799
[Humans]
Stop the spread of faggotry.

268
00:12:32,801 --> 00:12:34,567
I really think
he is' mo

269
00:12:34,569 --> 00:12:36,502
until he made the lame
direct joke.

270
00:12:36,504 --> 00:12:39,838
He is a puzzle
damn a puzzle
damn mystery

271
00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,873
I like being single.

272
00:12:41,875 --> 00:12:43,908
Stop the spread
from faggotry

273
00:12:43,910 --> 00:12:45,609
But spreading
is my favorite thing

274
00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:49,545
I will pray for you  [Gwen]
Hold the pose.

275
00:13:02,591 --> 00:13:04,325
Will you help me?
and just sit for a while?

276
00:13:04,327 --> 00:13:07,895
or 20?

277
00:13:07,897 --> 00:13:09,229
But I want it
out of here in five

278
00:13:09,231 --> 00:13:10,930
What's the story?

279
00:13:10,932 --> 00:13:13,399
I, uh, used to tease
with this one,

280
00:13:13,401 --> 00:13:15,401
but we have never done anything
because I am not available.

281
00:13:15,403 --> 00:13:17,770
So we will redeem it
for the lost time

282
00:13:17,772 --> 00:13:20,405
[open door]

283
00:13:21,407 --> 00:13:23,307
Male prostitutes

284
00:13:23,309 --> 00:13:24,808
[close the door]
[sighs]

285
00:13:24,810 --> 00:13:26,643


286
00:13:26,645 --> 00:13:28,444
Lucky bastard

287
00:13:28,446 --> 00:13:30,379
[Kyle]
See that person there?

288
00:13:30,381 --> 00:13:32,647
Studly rack from meat
or your ex-lover?

289
00:13:32,649 --> 00:13:36,150
Meat rack.
Marc was cheated
with him and with partner
from someone else too

290
00:13:36,152 --> 00:13:38,152
Has he been tricked?
This is what gay people do.

291
00:13:38,154 --> 00:13:40,521
Once their relationship
starts to become a little rocky,

292
00:13:40,523 --> 00:13:42,623
they start lining up
replacement sex partners

293
00:13:42,625 --> 00:13:46,159
The second they are single,
it, "Hey, remember me?
You want to head?"

294
00:13:46,161 --> 00:13:48,094
Your girlfriend
is too cool to cheat.

295
00:13:48,096 --> 00:13:49,929
I didn't say he cheated.
He was cheated.

296
00:13:49,931 --> 00:13:51,997
God, you are paranoid
I know how his mind works.

297
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:53,932
If I am hot enough,
I will do the same.

298
00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:56,134
I think it's over

299
00:13:56,136 --> 00:13:58,269
See what I found!
Hey.

300
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,838
Troy!
Naked man

301
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:03,974
So, Troy, the three of us
are left in the art class,
and we are wondering...

302
00:14:06,577 --> 00:14:07,710
Do you have a choice?

303
00:14:07,712 --> 00:14:09,645
Uh...

304
00:14:09,647 --> 00:14:13,448
[coughing]

305
00:14:13,450 --> 00:14:16,150
See?
Successful.

306
00:14:16,152 --> 00:14:17,451
Now take off
your clothes, damn it

307
00:14:18,453 --> 00:14:20,120
This is rather strange.

308
00:14:20,122 --> 00:14:21,955
No.
We will only draw, really.

309
00:14:25,059 --> 00:14:27,527
So, did you leave someone?
specifically go home?

310
00:14:27,529 --> 00:14:28,628
No.

311
00:14:28,630 --> 00:14:30,997
That might be good.
Yes.

312
00:14:30,999 --> 00:14:33,866
I always wonder
like what
is to live on a farm

313
00:14:33,868 --> 00:14:35,901
I mean, what do you do for fun?

314
00:14:35,903 --> 00:14:39,070
Mostly, we will only go around the
strip on weekends

315
00:14:39,072 --> 00:14:41,839
or - or throw a party
in some fields

316
00:14:41,841 --> 00:14:44,741
I always like the idea
is among all
nature,

317
00:14:44,743 --> 00:14:46,976
get fucked
in a rain storm,

318
00:14:46,978 --> 00:14:48,377
get fucked
in the tractor,

319
00:14:48,379 --> 00:14:50,312
get fucked in...

320
00:14:50,314 --> 00:14:52,047
[laughs]
Can't say I did all that.

321
00:14:52,049 --> 00:14:54,716
Now, where are you?
get fucked
I don't know

322
00:14:54,718 --> 00:14:57,218
Ordinary place
Bed.

323
00:14:57,220 --> 00:14:58,819
My car.
In donkey

324
00:14:58,821 --> 00:15:00,420
Excuse me?

325
00:15:00,422 --> 00:15:03,055
Oops
I mean,
male or female?

326
00:15:03,057 --> 00:15:04,923
Uh...

327
00:15:04,925 --> 00:15:08,393
Uh, forgive me
Otherwise I want to talk about this...

328
00:15:08,395 --> 00:15:10,795
No, it's - it's okay,
I think.

329
00:15:10,797 --> 00:15:12,797
Girls,

330
00:15:12,799 --> 00:15:14,165
mostly.

331
00:15:14,167 --> 00:15:15,533
[gasps]

332
00:15:15,535 --> 00:15:18,502
Why?
Is that strange to you?
Oh, honey, no.

333
00:15:18,504 --> 00:15:22,005
I am what they call homo homo.
So you're gay, then.

334
00:15:22,007 --> 00:15:24,540
Me...
I'm not gay
It's just...

335
00:15:24,542 --> 00:15:27,709
Well, all kinds of humans
hit me,

336
00:15:27,711 --> 00:15:29,544
so I'm just kind of
going along with it

337
00:15:29,546 --> 00:15:30,778
what does
mean?

338
00:15:30,780 --> 00:15:32,279
I like that.

339
00:15:32,281 --> 00:15:34,648
I mean,
we are all just people.

340
00:15:34,650 --> 00:15:37,717
Just body
with organic needs.

341
00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:39,885
So, have you ever had a boyfriend?
Sort of.

342
00:15:39,887 --> 00:15:42,988
What about girlfriends?

343
00:15:42,990 --> 00:15:46,157
All right, I - I have this very close friend
in high school

344
00:15:46,159 --> 00:15:48,259
But I have never done much
with a man before,

345
00:15:48,261 --> 00:15:50,227
Because I want to get married
and have children.

346
00:15:50,229 --> 00:15:53,230
Not that gay guys can't,
because they can  It's just...

347
00:15:53,232 --> 00:15:54,898
I don't know  Being gay seems like
like a lot of work
Amen, brother

348
00:15:54,900 --> 00:15:56,900


349
00:15:56,902 --> 00:16:00,069


350
00:16:00,071 --> 00:16:02,404
First, you have to do it
Tell everyone.
It's not exciting.

351
00:16:02,406 --> 00:16:04,572
Then
there is a refusal
You are never hot enough  PMS
If you are lucky

352
00:16:04,574 --> 00:16:06,440
There is this group -
Enter.

353
00:16:06,442 --> 00:16:08,575
I want to go
check them out, because I
think they might fix me

354
00:16:08,577 --> 00:16:11,311
Antigay?
Former gay

355
00:16:11,313 --> 00:16:13,813
Just like you, Kyle, right?
What?

356
00:16:13,815 --> 00:16:16,916
What?
Kyle was gay.

357
00:16:16,918 --> 00:16:19,418
[gasps]
You two have to hang out,
get to know each other,

358
00:16:19,420 --> 00:16:22,454
exchanging stories
[laughing nervously]

359
00:16:22,456 --> 00:16:24,989
Are you a gay ex?

360
00:16:24,991 --> 00:16:26,924
[Kyle]
Good...

361
00:16:28,293 --> 00:16:30,927
You, like, my idol

362
00:16:30,929 --> 00:16:33,029


363
00:16:33,031 --> 00:16:35,297
I really want to enter
from you and learn everything

364
00:16:35,299 --> 00:16:37,132
Uh...

365
00:16:38,434 --> 00:16:39,801
God!

366
00:16:41,603 --> 00:16:43,436
You two are together, aren't you?

367
00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:48,140
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.

368
00:16:48,142 --> 00:16:50,008
We are girlfriends
and girlfriends.

369
00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,676
God, I know that!

370
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,544
You're always together,
but I'm not sure  It must have been...
The fact that I acted so carelessly?

371
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:56,046
And you are
really straight now

372
00:16:57,282 --> 00:16:58,881
As a cucumber.

373
00:17:01,117 --> 00:17:02,383
God!
No wonder it feels
So comfortable with you two.

374
00:17:02,385 --> 00:17:05,452
How long have you been together?
Uh...

375
00:17:05,454 --> 00:17:08,254
A few months.
Yes.

376
00:17:08,256 --> 00:17:10,089


377
00:17:10,091 --> 00:17:13,325
And that's true love.
Open, my little sex monkey.
Oh!
Oh, my God!

378
00:17:13,327 --> 00:17:15,327
[nervous laugh]
[forced to laugh]

379
00:17:15,329 --> 00:17:17,028
You feel comfortable
that he used to be...

380
00:17:17,030 --> 00:17:18,696
Smoke sausage

381
00:17:18,698 --> 00:17:20,597
You know, we all have
frames in our cabinets

382
00:17:20,599 --> 00:17:23,166
He just hung well.
And how are you?

383
00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:26,002
Now, what do you think?
it happened to him
Look at me.
I'm perfect  Yes.
Yes, he is amazing.

384
00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:28,371
Oh!
He really loves
my titties
[shudders]

385
00:17:28,373 --> 00:17:31,940
Breasts!

386
00:17:31,942 --> 00:17:33,374
So, what was the meeting like?

387
00:17:33,376 --> 00:17:34,942
Oh, uh, you know, I've never been to this chapter
Not me--

388
00:17:34,944 --> 00:17:38,712


389
00:17:38,714 --> 00:17:43,116
God.
Will you do it?
biggest help?
Of course I will do it...

390
00:17:43,118 --> 00:17:45,785
You have to take me to one of these meetings.
Tomorrow is tomorrow.

391
00:17:45,787 --> 00:17:48,020
You can, like,
me - my sponsor or whatever

392
00:17:48,022 --> 00:17:49,521
You know, honey, do it.

393
00:17:49,523 --> 00:17:52,657
Maybe you have some use
to renew your vow
for heterosexuality

394
00:17:52,659 --> 00:17:54,692
Not that he didn't ride me every night  [chuckles]

395
00:17:54,694 --> 00:17:56,293
Uh, okay

396
00:17:56,295 --> 00:17:58,895
This is the date!
[chuckles]

397
00:17:58,897 --> 00:18:01,130
I'll be back soon.
I have to go using my head.

398
00:18:01,132 --> 00:18:03,098
what did
just happen?

399
00:18:06,735 --> 00:18:08,402


400
00:18:08,404 --> 00:18:10,404
We just made you lie
by Troy from Illinois.

401
00:18:10,406 --> 00:18:13,840
You make me become a gay ex.
That is the smallest
type of gay favorite.

402
00:18:13,842 --> 00:18:15,675
Grow some beans.
in your opinion
he must have been

403
00:18:15,677 --> 00:18:18,344
far interested in
in you if you
are just another gay guy?

404
00:18:18,346 --> 00:18:19,845
Listen to me.

405
00:18:19,847 --> 00:18:22,080
I have no chance
in this damned world

406
00:18:22,082 --> 00:18:25,316
wraps my lips
about 40 hectares and donkeys,
but you do

407
00:18:25,318 --> 00:18:28,852
So you say
he'll let me have sex with him
because I'm not gay?

408
00:18:28,854 --> 00:18:31,921
You heard it
You will be new
Close friend.

409
00:18:31,923 --> 00:18:35,024
Because you are straight,
You will be able to hang out
with him.

410
00:18:35,026 --> 00:18:38,027
You will support it
in all that is straight
how to emo bonding

411
00:18:38,029 --> 00:18:39,395
until, finally,

412
00:18:39,397 --> 00:18:42,831
all his passion is depressed
explodes!

413
00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:45,567
Right down your throat

414
00:18:45,569 --> 00:18:48,436
This hurts
You are both sick

415
00:18:49,438 --> 00:18:51,439
Do you think it can work?

416
00:18:56,211 --> 00:18:57,711
Cursing!

417
00:19:01,214 --> 00:19:02,480
Hey.

418
00:19:02,482 --> 00:19:05,149
Not possible.

419
00:19:05,151 --> 00:19:08,218
I'm very nervous.
No problem.

420
00:19:08,220 --> 00:19:09,552
You will be fine.

421
00:19:11,755 --> 00:19:15,124
What are you doing?
Align men's ties.
Just having fun.

422
00:19:24,533 --> 00:19:27,067
[chat]

423
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:35,640
Hi.

424
00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:36,807
[Male]
Hi.

425
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:39,409
I'm Octavio
[Human]
Octavio.

426
00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:42,145
Introduction to lead
for conversation,

427
00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:45,281
leads to invitation
sexual intercourse
with wrong persuasion

428
00:19:45,283 --> 00:19:47,082
I will make an introduction.

429
00:19:47,084 --> 00:19:49,317
What do you want?

430
00:19:49,319 --> 00:19:51,519
Oh, uh...
We want to join.

431
00:19:51,521 --> 00:19:53,521
I feel hard to believe.

432
00:19:53,523 --> 00:19:55,556
Maybe we should go.
God trusts me

433
00:19:55,558 --> 00:19:57,624
Alright, I pray for you  I know.

434
00:19:57,626 --> 00:19:58,825
Creepy.

435
00:19:58,827 --> 00:20:00,426
I'm Jacob Buchanan,
Come to the president

436
00:20:00,428 --> 00:20:03,429
This is Derek, Allan,
Roy and, uh...

437
00:20:03,431 --> 00:20:07,132
Purple.

438
00:20:07,134 --> 00:20:08,266
Purple.

439
00:20:08,268 --> 00:20:09,500
Well, I'm Kyle, and...
Troy.

440
00:20:09,502 --> 00:20:11,602
[all]
Hi, Troy.
Hi.

441
00:20:11,604 --> 00:20:13,637


442
00:20:13,639 --> 00:20:16,072
Hello, Kyle.
[Jacob]
You know

443
00:20:16,074 --> 00:20:18,808
what are we all about here, right?

444
00:20:18,810 --> 00:20:22,311
Okay, but he
doesn't need to be here

445
00:20:22,313 --> 00:20:25,647
He is a success story.
[laughing nervously]

446
00:20:25,649 --> 00:20:28,249
Kyle left her
sexuality?

447
00:20:28,251 --> 00:20:31,151
What is happening?
Do you sit down?

448
00:20:31,153 --> 00:20:34,220
Now, who wants to talk first?
Alright, I will.

449
00:20:34,222 --> 00:20:37,556
I have some good news
it will change
all our lives

450
00:20:37,558 --> 00:20:40,525
I have been asked
to present

451
00:20:40,527 --> 00:20:43,895
new advertising campaign
to Come on National

452
00:20:43,897 --> 00:20:47,764
Board of directors,
including my mother,
will be here next week,

453
00:20:47,766 --> 00:20:49,532
and if they like
my presentation,

454
00:20:49,534 --> 00:20:51,233
which they will be,

455
00:20:51,235 --> 00:20:52,934
You will see my poster  in
and high school high school

456
00:20:52,936 --> 00:20:54,902
in all countries.

457
00:20:54,904 --> 00:20:57,404
"Homo is no more.
Stop spreading faggotry."

458
00:20:57,406 --> 00:21:02,908
Now, I want you to repeat it
this slogan for every student
across the campus

459
00:21:02,910 --> 00:21:07,012
"Homo no more" will become a national slogan.

460
00:21:07,014 --> 00:21:11,316
Like,
"Can you hear me now?"

461
00:21:11,318 --> 00:21:14,052
Yes, only smarter.

462
00:21:14,054 --> 00:21:16,120
So, let's take testimonials.
Who wants to start?

463
00:21:16,122 --> 00:21:19,690
I suck dick.

464
00:21:26,030 --> 00:21:27,530
Shut up.
Are you serious?

465
00:21:27,532 --> 00:21:29,431
Like fox.
It was incredible

466
00:21:29,433 --> 00:21:31,433


467
00:21:31,435 --> 00:21:33,168
What does it feel like?
Details.

468
00:21:33,170 --> 00:21:36,304
Yes, yes.
Well, tell us how to make you feel, Violet.

469
00:21:36,306 --> 00:21:38,906
Well, I was completely destroyed  in Up With Jesus kegger,

470
00:21:38,908 --> 00:21:40,507
and this skinny man

471
00:21:40,509 --> 00:21:42,575
with painted black hair
and lipstick

472
00:21:42,577 --> 00:21:44,677
ask if I want
to do one of them
The noise shooter is upside down.

473
00:21:44,679 --> 00:21:48,013
They started playing
My Chemical Romance,
so I considered it a sign.

474
00:21:48,015 --> 00:21:53,017
Get down half a barrel,
and before I know it, we
are behind his mother Saab -

475
00:21:53,019 --> 00:21:57,487
Choking on his dick,

476
00:21:57,489 --> 00:21:59,989
my makeup,
I will vomit.

477
00:21:59,991 --> 00:22:03,459
Very good.

478
00:22:03,461 --> 00:22:05,127


479
00:22:05,129 --> 00:22:06,862
I watch porn.

480
00:22:08,564 --> 00:22:11,132
Straight porn.
And I confirmed it
it's Ron Jeremy,

481
00:22:11,134 --> 00:22:12,666
so I'm not focusing
on it, um...

482
00:22:12,668 --> 00:22:14,100
Yes.
Yes.

483
00:22:15,168 --> 00:22:17,402
And it's hot.

484
00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:20,104
Good.
Well.

485
00:22:20,106 --> 00:22:22,806
Allan, how do you do it?
things that happen with, um...

486
00:22:22,808 --> 00:22:24,674
What is the name Leslie?

487
00:22:24,676 --> 00:22:27,510
I think so.
Yes.

488
00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:29,545
Uh, we're dating.

489
00:22:29,547 --> 00:22:31,213
And what happened
on this date?

490
00:22:31,215 --> 00:22:33,682
We go to this cute
little Italian restaurant

491
00:22:33,684 --> 00:22:34,849
Service is great.

492
00:22:34,851 --> 00:22:36,584
No no
I mean physically.

493
00:22:36,586 --> 00:22:39,286
Oh, well, um,

494
00:22:39,288 --> 00:22:41,788
after dinner,
We returned to the dorm.

495
00:22:41,790 --> 00:22:44,290
Are you nervous?
Oh, yes.

496
00:22:44,292 --> 00:22:46,225
Turn on?
Good...

497
00:22:46,227 --> 00:22:48,193
I believe at some point
you turned on right?

498
00:22:48,195 --> 00:22:51,562
Oh yeah!
Yes!

499
00:22:51,564 --> 00:22:53,196
[chuckles]

500
00:22:53,198 --> 00:22:58,033
Really... turned on.
Hard Rock.

501
00:22:58,035 --> 00:23:00,068
Tell me about that

502
00:23:00,070 --> 00:23:04,338
Uh, let's see.
[chuckles]

503
00:23:04,340 --> 00:23:06,106
We sit on his bed,

504
00:23:06,108 --> 00:23:07,807
and he showed me
this photo album he has

505
00:23:07,809 --> 00:23:10,342
from this Japanese exile
camp that he had visited

506
00:23:10,344 --> 00:23:15,045
And we balance the
book at our feet,

507
00:23:15,047 --> 00:23:17,280
and his knee
grazed my knee,

508
00:23:17,282 --> 00:23:19,949
and something like that
makes me go away
[laughs]

509
00:23:19,951 --> 00:23:21,383
Then?

510
00:23:21,385 --> 00:23:22,884
Then?

511
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:28,255
He jumped
above me.

512
00:23:28,257 --> 00:23:29,389
Very?

513
00:23:29,391 --> 00:23:32,158
And, uh, I let it kiss me and so on  Good!
Well.
Now, does he go to second base?

514
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:35,995
Run his hands up and down
Your smooth chest
under your shirt?

515
00:23:35,997 --> 00:23:39,897
Little.

516
00:23:39,899 --> 00:23:41,899
Maybe it doesn't count.
Why don't you show it to me?

517
00:23:43,501 --> 00:23:45,768
Like... this, I guess.

518
00:23:49,339 --> 00:23:51,907
[Jacob]
But never nipples?
Not.

519
00:23:56,178 --> 00:23:58,712
On this date,
do you think of men?

520
00:23:58,714 --> 00:24:01,448
No no.
Never?

521
00:24:01,450 --> 00:24:03,950
What about your fantasy dressing room?

522
00:24:03,952 --> 00:24:05,851


523
00:24:05,853 --> 00:24:09,954
Long-winded robbery,
towel flicking your ass  I never said anything
about towels

524
00:24:11,056 --> 00:24:13,223
Good...

525
00:24:13,225 --> 00:24:15,391
assignments next week--

526
00:24:15,393 --> 00:24:16,692
and I hold you for this -
is third base.

527
00:24:16,694 --> 00:24:19,261
But what about the girl?

528
00:24:19,263 --> 00:24:21,463
Leslie?
Yes, Leslie.

529
00:24:21,465 --> 00:24:23,731
I shouldn't respect him
and goods?
Don't worry  He won't get pregnant.

530
00:24:23,733 --> 00:24:26,233
What I'm asking for
is one finger...

531
00:24:26,235 --> 00:24:28,235
[swooshing sound]
in her bush

532
00:24:28,237 --> 00:24:30,537
So, I was fascinated to hear that
your guy story

533
00:24:30,539 --> 00:24:32,572
I'm not ready yet
to speak yet

534
00:24:34,141 --> 00:24:37,443
But, uh, Kyle here
has got a hottie boyfriend,

535
00:24:37,445 --> 00:24:39,978


536
00:24:39,980 --> 00:24:42,380


537
00:24:42,382 --> 00:24:45,449
and they cannot survive
their hands are separated.

538
00:24:45,451 --> 00:24:48,718
You... have a boyfriend
Mm-hmm.

539
00:24:48,720 --> 00:24:51,321
And you were gay?
Yes.

540
00:24:51,323 --> 00:24:53,756
Well, why not?
Tell us, Kyle,

541
00:24:53,758 --> 00:24:55,691
what happened
this amazing change?

542
00:24:55,693 --> 00:24:59,628
Uh, my story...

543
00:24:59,630 --> 00:25:02,897
Just talking from the heart,
as Jesus wanted.

544
00:25:05,467 --> 00:25:07,134
Well, I...

545
00:25:07,136 --> 00:25:09,436
pretty much born gay

546
00:25:09,438 --> 00:25:10,837
Mother said
My first sentence is,

547
00:25:10,839 --> 00:25:13,172
"Get those breasts
from my face," so...

548
00:25:13,174 --> 00:25:17,041
Anyway, uh,
I live the gay lifestyle
for a while,

549
00:25:17,043 --> 00:25:19,042
and I'm dating
many guys

550
00:25:21,445 --> 00:25:24,914
Many... people.

551
00:25:24,916 --> 00:25:27,416
Only menses
and menses and menses.

552
00:25:27,418 --> 00:25:29,351
I mean, they call me
all the time

553
00:25:29,353 --> 00:25:31,720
"Kyle, please have sex with me.
Please!"

554
00:25:31,722 --> 00:25:34,823
I am very popular.
[Jacob] But then it starts
to take the victim.

555
00:25:34,825 --> 00:25:37,625
Look, you realize that gay -

556
00:25:37,627 --> 00:25:39,793
they are not interested in knowing you

557
00:25:39,795 --> 00:25:42,395
No, as soon as you turn it off,
they disappear,

558
00:25:42,397 --> 00:25:45,398
and then they never call you back when they say they will call you back,

559
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,566
because they come out
with some males

560
00:25:47,568 --> 00:25:50,802
when they say
they must be in class!

561
00:25:50,804 --> 00:25:52,603
I won't say that.

562
00:25:52,605 --> 00:25:54,938
Well, then, what exactly is
You would say, Kyle?

563
00:25:54,940 --> 00:25:57,406
What was brought about by this amazing transformation?

564
00:25:59,609 --> 00:26:01,943
Well, I'm sick of it  with men
and sex and pleasure,

565
00:26:01,945 --> 00:26:05,313
music
and apple martini.

566
00:26:05,315 --> 00:26:07,415
And anytime
I don't know what else to do,

567
00:26:07,417 --> 00:26:09,784
angels from heaven above
fly into my life

568
00:26:09,786 --> 00:26:12,453
A sexy girl 52-24-48 angel
named Tiffani.

569
00:26:12,455 --> 00:26:17,924
Is Tiffani a rhino?
Size doesn't matter.

570
00:26:17,926 --> 00:26:20,593
What is important,
is I in love,
and I never look back.

571
00:26:20,595 --> 00:26:23,629
Oh, stop.

572
00:26:24,697 --> 00:26:25,697
But what about the sex?

573
00:26:27,833 --> 00:26:29,600


574
00:26:29,602 --> 00:26:32,169
Oh, this is a piece of cake.
I just say, "Kyle,

575
00:26:32,171 --> 00:26:35,472
" take everything you love
about Reese Witherspoon
and project it

576
00:26:35,474 --> 00:26:37,440
to this girl
who wants to be with you? "

577
00:26:37,442 --> 00:26:38,841
And now I can't get enough.

578
00:26:38,843 --> 00:26:40,142
That's amazing.

579
00:26:40,144 --> 00:26:41,543
Yes, because you seem to be
really gay

580
00:26:41,545 --> 00:26:44,245
Not anymore.
I told you,
nothing  like smooth, wet,
porcelain lips from the vagina

581
00:26:44,247 --> 00:26:47,214
spread and envelop me,

582
00:26:47,216 --> 00:26:49,149
squeezing against
my dick head
so strong.  And it's nothing

583
00:26:49,151 --> 00:26:52,518
compared to what it feels
to eat it out

584
00:26:53,786 --> 00:26:55,119


585
00:26:55,121 --> 00:26:57,988


586
00:26:57,990 --> 00:27:00,857
and round up
all fresh juices

587
00:27:00,859 --> 00:27:02,325
[coughing]

588
00:27:02,327 --> 00:27:04,192
[finger button]

589
00:27:06,895 --> 00:27:08,896
Now, we look forward to it
to see you two again

590
00:27:08,898 --> 00:27:10,831
Well, we both look forward to it
to come
["Hallelujah Chorus"]

591
00:27:10,833 --> 00:27:13,834
With women.
A little ex gay joke.

592
00:27:13,836 --> 00:27:16,503
Jesus will now take care of your eyes on you  Hey!
Stop the spread
from faggotry

593
00:27:16,505 --> 00:27:19,706
[Humans]
Fuck off, man.

594
00:27:19,708 --> 00:27:21,207
That was fun!
It's stressful.

595
00:27:21,209 --> 00:27:23,142
Yes, you sweat like a suicide bomber on summer jihad.

596
00:27:23,144 --> 00:27:26,478
Man, I love you...

597
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:29,214
humor.

598
00:27:29,216 --> 00:27:31,583


599
00:27:31,585 --> 00:27:33,084
Man, you really dig
your pussy  Yes.
So, what is it?
You are up to now

600
00:27:33,086 --> 00:27:35,853
I have to go
for Mr Thompson's art class.

601
00:27:35,855 --> 00:27:38,655
Hey, uh, are we still in
for tomorrow's match

602
00:27:38,657 --> 00:27:41,858
Go, local sports team!

603
00:27:41,860 --> 00:27:44,093
[laughs]

604
00:27:44,095 --> 00:27:45,427
This must be
the right place
Hey.

605
00:28:10,018 --> 00:28:12,953
Hey, I'm Marc,
Professor Thompson
next top model.

606
00:28:12,955 --> 00:28:17,289
But I use that word
"top" is loose

607
00:28:17,291 --> 00:28:20,125
Wow, big body.
Yes I know.

608
00:28:20,127 --> 00:28:22,560
I mean you

609
00:28:22,562 --> 00:28:24,295
Oh.
Why, thank you.

610
00:28:24,297 --> 00:28:26,030
You, uh,
Should wear it
on your shoulders

611
00:28:26,032 --> 00:28:28,065
What?
The robe

612
00:28:28,067 --> 00:28:29,866


613
00:28:30,868 --> 00:28:33,135


614
00:28:33,137 --> 00:28:36,037


615
00:28:36,039 --> 00:28:39,040


616
00:28:39,042 --> 00:28:42,109


617
00:28:42,111 --> 00:28:45,145


618
00:28:45,147 --> 00:28:47,213


619
00:28:47,215 --> 00:28:49,148


620
00:28:49,150 --> 00:28:51,216


621
00:28:51,218 --> 00:28:53,952


622
00:28:58,557 --> 00:28:59,890


623
00:28:59,892 --> 00:29:02,792


624
00:29:02,794 --> 00:29:05,394


625
00:29:05,396 --> 00:29:07,462


626
00:29:08,464 --> 00:29:10,798


627
00:29:10,800 --> 00:29:13,400
Oh, heck!
Who - who are you

628
00:29:13,402 --> 00:29:16,903
Uh, I'm Marc,
your model  you are?
Well, what about him?

629
00:29:16,905 --> 00:29:19,472
You didn't ask for
two models for today?

630
00:29:19,474 --> 00:29:22,174
I have Student Services req
here.

631
00:29:22,176 --> 00:29:24,342
Good.

632
00:29:24,344 --> 00:29:25,910
What?
What?

633
00:29:25,912 --> 00:29:27,311
I can't find it.

634
00:29:27,313 --> 00:29:29,313
I mean, I guess if you
don't need two naked today,
I can go.

635
00:29:29,315 --> 00:29:32,949
Oh, n-n-- Okay, okay.
I know what

636
00:29:32,951 --> 00:29:35,818
Yes.
Because I - I really need
both - both - both models.

637
00:29:35,820 --> 00:29:38,787
[stutter]
Bare.
Within five minutes.

638
00:29:38,789 --> 00:29:41,322
[laughs]
I forgot my head
if it's not above me.

639
00:29:41,324 --> 00:29:44,325


640
00:29:44,327 --> 00:29:47,227
What?
[stutter]

641
00:29:47,229 --> 00:29:50,463
I will forget my head
if it's not above me.

642
00:29:50,465 --> 00:29:54,065
[laughs]
My wife always improves my grammar  You know me, uh...

643
00:29:54,067 --> 00:29:55,266
[clears throat]
I, um - I'm married.

644
00:29:55,268 --> 00:29:57,434
I do not know
if you know that
Oh well.

645
00:29:57,436 --> 00:30:00,970
You guys... continue.
[laughs]

646
00:30:00,972 --> 00:30:04,873
I will, uh...
I will prepare the class.

647
00:30:04,875 --> 00:30:08,442
So what is your name
again

648
00:30:11,345 --> 00:30:13,446
Troy.

649
00:30:13,448 --> 00:30:14,814
And you are Marc.

650
00:30:14,816 --> 00:30:17,016
With C.
Pretty gay, huh?

651
00:30:17,018 --> 00:30:19,785
[chuckles]
Yes.

652
00:30:19,787 --> 00:30:22,921
Listen, man, if you're worried
about me seeing your penis,
I can turn around.

653
00:30:22,923 --> 00:30:26,591


654
00:30:26,593 --> 00:30:29,293
But, I mean, don't sweat.
You are not my type.

655
00:30:29,295 --> 00:30:30,894
I am not

656
00:30:30,896 --> 00:30:34,631
No, should I?
No, I don't think so.

657
00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:38,468
I mean, you are hot and so on,
but I like guys
who can take over

658
00:30:40,003 --> 00:30:43,804
Plus, your hair is too dark.
And you are too tall.

659
00:30:43,806 --> 00:30:46,139
[chuckles]
Thank you very much.

660
00:30:46,141 --> 00:30:49,976
Just being honest with you.
I think it's great - kind.

661
00:30:49,978 --> 00:30:53,178
I mean, if we all want
the same thing,
might also be straight.

662
00:30:54,847 --> 00:30:57,648
Maybe not everyone knows what their type is  True enough.

663
00:30:57,650 --> 00:31:00,450
There is this one person...

664
00:31:00,452 --> 00:31:02,718


665
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:05,320
This sounds stupid,
But when I met him,

666
00:31:05,322 --> 00:31:09,223
I kind of saw something
in his soul, like light.

667
00:31:09,225 --> 00:31:12,492
And physically,
he's not like anything
from the people I dated before.

668
00:31:12,494 --> 00:31:16,595
But when I saw that light,
I realized...

669
00:31:16,597 --> 00:31:19,030
this is my type too

670
00:31:19,032 --> 00:31:21,532
Finally I asked him to come out.

671
00:31:21,534 --> 00:31:23,066
That's inside.

672
00:31:23,068 --> 00:31:24,734
Fuck you

673
00:31:24,736 --> 00:31:26,969
No, I'm serious.
That...

674
00:31:26,971 --> 00:31:29,104
So, whatever happens
for your human soul?

675
00:31:29,106 --> 00:31:32,006
No problem

676
00:31:32,008 --> 00:31:35,542
Anyway, that's...

677
00:31:35,544 --> 00:31:37,210
ancient history.

678
00:31:38,212 --> 00:31:40,680
Hey, do you need a friend to practice?

679
00:31:40,682 --> 00:31:42,114
Yes.

680
00:31:43,116 --> 00:31:44,749


681
00:31:44,751 --> 00:31:47,785


682
00:31:47,787 --> 00:31:51,321


683
00:31:51,323 --> 00:31:53,323


684
00:31:53,325 --> 00:31:55,325


685
00:31:55,327 --> 00:31:56,693


686
00:31:56,695 --> 00:31:58,027


687
00:31:58,029 --> 00:32:01,096


688
00:32:01,098 --> 00:32:03,131


689
00:32:03,133 --> 00:32:05,133


690
00:32:05,135 --> 00:32:08,035


691
00:32:08,037 --> 00:32:10,470


692
00:32:10,472 --> 00:32:12,538
We are naked together
Last night.
What?

693
00:32:12,540 --> 00:32:14,706
Yes, we are both
models for Mr. Thompson.

694
00:32:14,708 --> 00:32:16,774
Ah.
Well, he is normal
Gus Van Sant.

695
00:32:16,776 --> 00:32:18,274
Can I talk to you?
for a moment?

696
00:32:20,577 --> 00:32:22,611
You haven't fucked her yet

697
00:32:22,613 --> 00:32:24,479
Hey, I don't treat people
like pieces of meat

698
00:32:24,481 --> 00:32:25,880
All right, it should be
That's fun.

699
00:32:25,882 --> 00:32:28,048
You know
he's gay right?

700
00:32:28,050 --> 00:32:30,884
Oh, God, I'm sorry.
Does it violate the rules?

701
00:32:30,886 --> 00:32:32,819
Dude, it's the only
fucking rule

702
00:32:32,821 --> 00:32:36,255
Keep away from hot gay guys
unless they have a boyfriend
like me.

703
00:32:36,257 --> 00:32:40,491
Alright alright.
Good,
don't queen come out about that

704
00:32:40,493 --> 00:32:42,659
After all, he told me
I'm not the type.

705
00:32:42,661 --> 00:32:44,193
And do you trust him?

706
00:32:44,195 --> 00:32:46,663
I'm sure he said he saw
the light in your soul too

707
00:32:46,665 --> 00:32:50,033
Kyle, I think your girlfriend is
jealous  You can.
He trusts me completely.

708
00:32:50,035 --> 00:32:52,735
We are stronger than before.
Actually, we were fair
about to... fuck.

709
00:32:52,737 --> 00:32:56,505
Whoa.
Very?

710
00:32:56,507 --> 00:32:58,240
Yes.
I can barely
move my finger
the stick is big and hard,

711
00:32:58,242 --> 00:33:02,510
especially when he's all...
[inhale sharply]

712
00:33:02,512 --> 00:33:04,111
sweating from walking power.

713
00:33:04,113 --> 00:33:05,846
I will bet.
Go for it

714
00:33:05,848 --> 00:33:08,949
What?

715
00:33:08,951 --> 00:33:10,216


716
00:33:10,218 --> 00:33:13,185
Stick your hand
in his shorts.

717
00:33:13,187 --> 00:33:14,786
Get him hard.
Yes.

718
00:33:14,788 --> 00:33:18,022
Not possible.
What?
Not
straight anymore  Of course I'm straight.
I just don't think of a parade  My heterosexuality around
in public is very polite.

719
00:33:18,024 --> 00:33:20,524
Well then
you two just kissed?

720
00:33:20,526 --> 00:33:23,360
Yeah, it will get hot.
Yes.

721
00:33:23,362 --> 00:33:26,463
Kiss.

722
00:33:26,465 --> 00:33:28,798
And use the tongue.

723
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,032
Unless you don't like it
kiss you

724
00:33:30,034 --> 00:33:31,967
Oh, I like kissing
my girlfriend.

725
00:33:31,969 --> 00:33:34,202
Prove that.

726
00:33:34,204 --> 00:33:36,204
Oh, why should...

727
00:33:36,206 --> 00:33:37,705
Wow.

728
00:33:39,441 --> 00:33:41,375
Both of you, take the room.
Invite me.

729
00:33:44,912 --> 00:33:46,779


730
00:33:50,749 --> 00:33:53,584


731
00:33:53,586 --> 00:33:56,720


732
00:33:56,722 --> 00:33:58,822


733
00:33:59,824 --> 00:34:02,425


734
00:34:02,427 --> 00:34:04,360


735
00:34:04,362 --> 00:34:07,396


736
00:34:07,398 --> 00:34:11,232


737
00:34:11,234 --> 00:34:14,301


738
00:34:14,303 --> 00:34:15,969


739
00:34:15,971 --> 00:34:18,571


740
00:34:18,573 --> 00:34:21,607


741
00:34:21,609 --> 00:34:25,110


742
00:34:25,112 --> 00:34:27,145


743
00:34:27,147 --> 00:34:30,148


744
00:34:30,150 --> 00:34:32,116


745
00:34:32,118 --> 00:34:34,318
I have a feeling
this is the funniest thing
he has seen

746
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:37,621
Well, I have that feeling
That childish thing
Doing is an act of jealousy.

747
00:34:37,623 --> 00:34:40,423
In some small ways,
is happy to know
that he cares about a change.

748
00:34:40,425 --> 00:34:44,627
Who sucks about him?
I will be a grandmother!

749
00:34:44,629 --> 00:34:47,730
This is war!
Marc will regret that day
he once messed me up!

750
00:34:47,732 --> 00:34:50,132
Wow, you almost looked
like top.
Marc thinks he can get it

751
00:34:50,134 --> 00:34:52,634
whatever he wants
just by removing his shirt.

752
00:34:52,636 --> 00:34:56,571
Maybe some men don't want to be
a hot and muscular warrior
confident in their sexuality.

753
00:34:56,573 --> 00:35:00,607
Maybe some people think
It is quite interesting to pretend
that you have a sexual conflict.

754
00:35:00,609 --> 00:35:03,843
Some people like...
Octavio.

755
00:35:03,845 --> 00:35:05,611
Octo-what?

756
00:35:06,613 --> 00:35:08,847
Oh, hi, honey
I'm Tiffani

757
00:35:08,849 --> 00:35:11,683
Rhinos?
Excuse me?

758
00:35:11,685 --> 00:35:14,986
Tiffani, this is Octavio
from that group I
told you about

759
00:35:14,988 --> 00:35:17,054
Mmm.
Rhinoceros?

760
00:35:17,056 --> 00:35:19,089
I'll call you tonight

761
00:35:19,091 --> 00:35:21,324
Good luck
not bad with each other

762
00:35:23,226 --> 00:35:25,160
So, Octavio.

763
00:35:25,162 --> 00:35:27,228
[correcting pronunciation]
Octavio.
Octavio.

764
00:35:27,230 --> 00:35:30,231
This is what you say
V and V at the same time.

765
00:35:30,233 --> 00:35:32,366
Octavio.
"B and b"?

766
00:35:32,368 --> 00:35:34,034
V and V.

767
00:35:34,036 --> 00:35:36,369
So, how are you?
do it here?

768
00:35:37,371 --> 00:35:40,072
Your boyfriend is sexy.
Thank you.

769
00:35:40,074 --> 00:35:43,308
Not as I expected.
What are you saying?
I'm not good enough for him?

770
00:35:43,310 --> 00:35:46,644
No, I just...
I don't believe you  Something about you
single cry... and loneliness.

771
00:35:46,646 --> 00:35:49,880
Well, as you can see,
I'm obviously not

772
00:35:49,882 --> 00:35:51,882
And horny.

773
00:35:51,884 --> 00:35:53,617
Horny.

774
00:35:53,619 --> 00:35:55,285
You - you
hit me
Yes, right.

775
00:35:55,287 --> 00:35:57,854
[word mouth]

776
00:35:57,856 --> 00:35:58,921
What about Homo No More?

777
00:35:58,923 --> 00:36:00,656
I think they
straighten you out  Yes, but when I
saw you at the meeting,

778
00:36:00,658 --> 00:36:02,324
I fell from the cart.

779
00:36:02,326 --> 00:36:04,259


780
00:36:04,261 --> 00:36:06,361


781
00:36:06,363 --> 00:36:09,731
Well, you don't really have far to fall.
Shut up.

782
00:36:09,733 --> 00:36:11,899
I have to have you

783
00:36:11,901 --> 00:36:14,668
I have this feeling
is against the rules

784
00:36:14,670 --> 00:36:18,405
No problem.
The bossy man,
Jacob, he broke the rules
all the time

785
00:36:18,407 --> 00:36:20,940
Wait.
Gay Jacob
Of course.

786
00:36:20,942 --> 00:36:22,942
One time he followed me
to the bathroom at school

787
00:36:22,944 --> 00:36:25,678
and start tapping his toes
under the kiosk

788
00:36:25,680 --> 00:36:29,281
Anyway,
is enough about him

789
00:36:31,917 --> 00:36:33,918
Your lips feel
like cherries  This is my girlfriend
lip gloss

790
00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:35,986
Oh, Octavio.
[correcting pronunciation]
Octavio.

791
00:36:39,290 --> 00:36:41,791
Well, that's how I am.
Thank you for jogging

792
00:36:45,629 --> 00:36:48,631


793
00:36:48,633 --> 00:36:51,400
cool.
Hey, you want
to come tonight

794
00:36:51,402 --> 00:36:54,302
Uh, no, I can't.
I will watch the game
with Kyle and Tiffani.

795
00:36:54,304 --> 00:36:57,538
Oh.
Alright, you guys have fun.

796
00:36:57,540 --> 00:36:59,473
Hey, you want to jog again tomorrow  Maybe in the afternoon?
We can hang out later.

797
00:36:59,475 --> 00:37:02,776
That will be great.
Cool.

798
00:37:02,778 --> 00:37:05,044
That's how we do that.

799
00:37:13,219 --> 00:37:15,219
Hey, w-no
is that awesome?

800
00:37:17,155 --> 00:37:19,723
Yes.

801
00:37:19,725 --> 00:37:21,391
Kyle makes his mother very happy.

802
00:37:22,393 --> 00:37:24,560
What can they do?
may have similarities

803
00:37:33,569 --> 00:37:34,902
other than the desire
straight?

804
00:37:34,904 --> 00:37:36,737
Well, they both have penis
which hasn't been sucked today.

805
00:37:36,739 --> 00:37:39,439


806
00:37:39,441 --> 00:37:40,573
Thank you, Gwen.

807
00:37:40,575 --> 00:37:42,675
You have nothing
to worry about

808
00:37:42,677 --> 00:37:46,045
Kyle isn't threatening.
He is like... soy milk

809
00:37:46,047 --> 00:37:49,281
or something you use
When you run out of normal milk.

810
00:37:49,283 --> 00:37:52,250
And you cream--
gay cream

811
00:37:52,252 --> 00:37:54,452
Ew.
Shut up!

812
00:37:54,454 --> 00:37:56,654
What's wrong with
all the pictures?

813
00:37:56,656 --> 00:37:58,822
I don't know  I like that.
I'm a little good at that.

814
00:37:58,824 --> 00:38:01,357
Since when?

815
00:38:01,359 --> 00:38:02,858
from now on.

816
00:38:02,860 --> 00:38:05,093
I think I found my call.

817
00:38:05,095 --> 00:38:07,562
I almost didn't think about sex anymore.

818
00:38:07,564 --> 00:38:10,031
I just want to draw it.

819
00:38:10,033 --> 00:38:12,333
It's not like you.

820
00:38:12,335 --> 00:38:14,835


821
00:38:14,837 --> 00:38:17,504
And you are all jealous
also not like you.

822
00:38:17,506 --> 00:38:21,574
Look, this is simple.
Troy is a blank canvas.

823
00:38:21,576 --> 00:38:23,609
No, he sketched.

824
00:38:23,611 --> 00:38:26,678
He has all these lame ideas
about what is gay like,

825
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:30,148
but he needs you to enter
and give horny details.

826
00:38:30,150 --> 00:38:33,884
Ha ha.
And before you know it...

827
00:38:35,620 --> 00:38:37,621
fine art.

828
00:38:38,623 --> 00:38:41,391
[snoring]

829
00:38:41,393 --> 00:38:44,127
[audience cheers on TV]
Damn damn it!
Damn damn it!

830
00:38:44,129 --> 00:38:46,329
Come on, bastard!
We can win this!

831
00:38:46,331 --> 00:38:50,466
Kyle, 48 points behind
with less than a minute to go.

832
00:38:50,468 --> 00:38:52,468
Oh.
[TV off]

833
00:38:52,470 --> 00:38:54,303
That
Actually it's really fun.

834
00:38:54,305 --> 00:38:56,004


835
00:38:56,006 --> 00:38:58,773


836
00:38:58,775 --> 00:39:01,542


837
00:39:01,544 --> 00:39:03,443


838
00:39:03,445 --> 00:39:06,212


839
00:39:06,214 --> 00:39:10,049


840
00:39:10,051 --> 00:39:14,820


841
00:39:14,822 --> 00:39:17,989


842
00:39:17,991 --> 00:39:20,324


843
00:39:20,326 --> 00:39:23,894


844
00:39:23,896 --> 00:39:27,931


845
00:39:27,933 --> 00:39:32,502
So, it's okay
If one of us makes a mistake
occasionally.

846
00:39:32,504 --> 00:39:35,705
You know, we even talked about the possibility...

847
00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:38,841
playing... together.

848
00:39:38,843 --> 00:39:41,376
What, like three directions?
Yes.

849
00:39:41,378 --> 00:39:44,011
Yes.
I've been three times.

850
00:39:44,013 --> 00:39:46,380
What?
Yes, with two girls.

851
00:39:46,382 --> 00:39:48,515
Oh.
I think it's important.

852
00:39:48,517 --> 00:39:50,850
barely.

853
00:39:50,852 --> 00:39:53,786
We are in this empty farmhouse
outside the city

854
00:39:53,788 --> 00:39:56,188
That would be good,
you know.

855
00:39:56,190 --> 00:39:58,123
They have me in the middle.
We are kissing.

856
00:39:58,125 --> 00:40:01,626
And then they
pull the underwear down
and push me to the city center,

857
00:40:01,628 --> 00:40:03,394
and that's when things
start to fall apart.

858
00:40:03,396 --> 00:40:05,028
So you don't like it?

859
00:40:05,030 --> 00:40:10,132
Well, it turns out it doesn't do much for me
Does that make me gay?

860
00:40:10,134 --> 00:40:12,701
Well, a lot of straight guys
don't like to eat pussy

861
00:40:12,703 --> 00:40:16,371
I mean, they complained
about it all the time
Then what happened next?

862
00:40:16,373 --> 00:40:19,407
Now, the situation
is getting worse.

863
00:40:19,409 --> 00:40:22,143
I can't, you know.

864
00:40:23,612 --> 00:40:25,913
I can't find their clits.
You can't

865
00:40:25,915 --> 00:40:28,515
Or the G-spot or whatever.

866
00:40:28,517 --> 00:40:31,084
I'm there forever.
That's embarrassing.

867
00:40:31,086 --> 00:40:33,152
They laugh at me.

868
00:40:33,154 --> 00:40:36,588
And one of them even called me
Susan Lucci
fucking tongue

869
00:40:36,590 --> 00:40:39,057
Seventeen attempts
and no clitoris.

870
00:40:39,059 --> 00:40:41,726
I know where that is.
You did

871
00:40:41,728 --> 00:40:44,061
Yes.
Well, can you show me?

872
00:40:44,063 --> 00:40:47,297
Showing you?
How did you find it
on Tiffani?

873
00:40:47,299 --> 00:40:51,066
How should I
to show that?
I don't know
Use your finger.

874
00:40:52,935 --> 00:40:55,369
What if I use yours?

875
00:40:55,371 --> 00:40:57,571
You know, so you can feel it
what I do.

876
00:41:06,113 --> 00:41:08,547
This is stupid
No, come on.
This will be fun.

877
00:41:08,549 --> 00:41:10,782
I'll show you
my whole routine  Alright.
[clears throat]

878
00:41:12,818 --> 00:41:15,052
Alright.
First,

879
00:41:18,423 --> 00:41:20,991


880
00:41:20,993 --> 00:41:24,461
You have to start
with a few temptations.

881
00:41:28,131 --> 00:41:30,132
Breathe on it.

882
00:41:31,134 --> 00:41:34,169
[exhales]
For him to stretch.

883
00:41:36,172 --> 00:41:39,440
And then, you just...

884
00:41:39,442 --> 00:41:43,143
[laughs]
Which usually doesn't
the reaction I got

885
00:41:43,145 --> 00:41:46,279
No, this is good.
This is good.

886
00:41:54,921 --> 00:41:56,955
In the middle of
of all this,

887
00:41:56,957 --> 00:41:58,890
of course,

888
00:41:58,892 --> 00:42:01,125
is the love button.

889
00:42:02,227 --> 00:42:06,463
But most girls go crazy
if you just...

890
00:42:06,465 --> 00:42:08,465
diving in

891
00:42:44,868 --> 00:42:46,368
That's good.

892
00:42:46,370 --> 00:42:48,903
That's very good.

893
00:42:51,539 --> 00:42:54,274
Sorry I missed the game, guys.
What the hell?

894
00:42:54,276 --> 00:42:57,543
I just showed Troy
some tips in his field
from cunnilingus

895
00:42:57,545 --> 00:42:59,011


896
00:42:59,013 --> 00:43:01,380


897
00:43:01,382 --> 00:43:03,115


898
00:43:03,117 --> 00:43:05,717


899
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:07,919


900
00:43:07,921 --> 00:43:11,455


901
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:18,695


902
00:43:18,697 --> 00:43:21,263


903
00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:25,434


904
00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:27,735


905
00:43:29,070 --> 00:43:31,071


906
00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:35,608


907
00:43:35,610 --> 00:43:37,242


908
00:43:39,111 --> 00:43:42,646
No, I have my suspicion
when I, like, 12 or 13.

909
00:43:42,648 --> 00:43:45,415
But I don't know for sure
until a few years later

910
00:43:45,417 --> 00:43:47,917
when I went down
to my first person

911
00:43:47,919 --> 00:43:50,085
That's the best
That happened to me.

912
00:43:50,087 --> 00:43:51,453
What?
Being gay?

913
00:43:51,455 --> 00:43:53,154
Yes.

914
00:43:53,156 --> 00:43:56,123
Imagine that you think you
will live your life one way -

915
00:43:56,125 --> 00:44:00,593
You get a job, you get married,
get a three-bedroom house -

916
00:44:00,595 --> 00:44:04,930
and then you find
this... thing about you

917
00:44:04,932 --> 00:44:09,200
This opens up a million
new choices how
you can live your life.

918
00:44:09,202 --> 00:44:11,202
Suddenly, you don't have that
milestone  what straight people have
to compare with each other against.

919
00:44:11,204 --> 00:44:14,138
You can choose your own adventure  I like those books.

920
00:44:14,140 --> 00:44:16,340
Me too.
But aren't you worried?

921
00:44:18,042 --> 00:44:19,709
You will end up alone
and don't have anything
?

922
00:44:19,711 --> 00:44:22,478
Not everyone
Gay or straight?

923
00:44:22,480 --> 00:44:25,013
Sprint you go home

924
00:44:25,015 --> 00:44:28,116
[panting]

925
00:44:30,085 --> 00:44:32,386
And so you know,
Mother Kyle's reaction

926
00:44:34,689 --> 00:44:37,389
for him to be straight
not awesome

927
00:44:40,226 --> 00:44:42,961
Huh?
Good,

928
00:44:42,963 --> 00:44:44,996
You say it like
You are happy for them.

929
00:44:44,998 --> 00:44:46,998
That's how
must be.

930
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:48,933


931
00:44:48,935 --> 00:44:51,035


932
00:44:51,037 --> 00:44:53,203
My parents are really cool
with me being gay

933
00:44:53,205 --> 00:44:55,338
Yes, but are your parents?
is really okay with that

934
00:44:55,340 --> 00:44:58,040
I bet Kyle's mother
grew up fine with that.

935
00:44:58,042 --> 00:45:00,409
But you see
How happy he is.

936
00:45:00,411 --> 00:45:02,978
And that's what parents really want their children.

937
00:45:02,980 --> 00:45:05,480
If you ask,
most parents will say it

938
00:45:05,482 --> 00:45:08,182
they only want their children
Be happy.

939
00:45:08,184 --> 00:45:11,084
And maybe my mother
will be happier if I put my cock somewhere else  But you've seen that gay ex.
Is it happy

940
00:45:11,086 --> 00:45:15,054
[sighs]
If your parents love you

941
00:45:16,222 --> 00:45:18,456


942
00:45:18,458 --> 00:45:20,858


943
00:45:22,293 --> 00:45:25,194


944
00:45:25,196 --> 00:45:28,230


945
00:45:28,232 --> 00:45:31,933


946
00:45:33,835 --> 00:45:35,869


947
00:45:37,371 --> 00:45:39,405


948
00:45:39,407 --> 00:45:42,141


949
00:45:42,143 --> 00:45:45,711


950
00:45:45,713 --> 00:45:47,646


951
00:45:47,648 --> 00:45:49,214


952
00:45:49,216 --> 00:45:52,784
No, exactly where you are.
Right now.

953
00:45:52,786 --> 00:45:55,920
I will call it Proposition.

954
00:45:55,922 --> 00:45:58,289
What do you think?
I don't know
... I...

955
00:45:58,291 --> 00:46:02,259
This is a movie or rent.
Choose your own adventure.

956
00:46:06,363 --> 00:46:08,530
When I walk on both of them
from you, I, like,

957
00:46:08,532 --> 00:46:10,999
"Fuck this
draw one person per hour
shit.  If I can catch tension
between two"...

958
00:46:11,001 --> 00:46:13,468
Is there tension?
Dear, it's more tense than
Star Jones in a training bra.

959
00:46:13,470 --> 00:46:18,172
Now, for that display
you have--

960
00:46:18,174 --> 00:46:21,074
surprised, slightly turned around,
is a little scared  No, I don't know.

961
00:46:21,076 --> 00:46:24,109


962
00:46:25,544 --> 00:46:27,878


963
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,981
Look at Marc's groin
and imagine what he can
do for you with it

964
00:46:30,983 --> 00:46:33,282
Trust me,
he can do many things.

965
00:46:36,119 --> 00:46:37,853
Perfect.

966
00:46:37,855 --> 00:46:41,623
So, uh, are you both dated?

967
00:46:41,625 --> 00:46:45,326
Gwen is my last boyfriend.
And Marc is the first.

968
00:46:45,328 --> 00:46:49,696
After him,
everything I want
Until now it's gay.

969
00:46:49,698 --> 00:46:52,298
I have an idea.
This can take a long time,

970
00:46:52,300 --> 00:46:56,301
and I see its potential
something more interesting

971
00:46:56,303 --> 00:46:59,137
Can I do a series?
with you?

972
00:46:59,139 --> 00:47:03,107
It's almost like a story
that starts with this scene
and goes from there

973
00:47:03,109 --> 00:47:04,875
What do you think?
I do not know

974
00:47:04,877 --> 00:47:07,844
If I say,
"Pose with a woman,"
You really will.

975
00:47:07,846 --> 00:47:10,847
It's not like we even have time to pose for a series.

976
00:47:10,849 --> 00:47:13,749
I will take a photo
and use it to draw from.

977
00:47:13,751 --> 00:47:15,684
Come on.
We can be done in minutes,

978
00:47:15,686 --> 00:47:18,186
depending on how well
you two are... connected

979
00:47:18,188 --> 00:47:22,123
Yeah, but Troy
feels uncomfortable

980
00:47:22,125 --> 00:47:25,659
No. I will do it.

981
00:47:25,661 --> 00:47:29,061
Perfect.
I'll take my camera.

982
00:47:29,063 --> 00:47:30,562
Are you sure?

983
00:47:31,997 --> 00:47:34,298
Yes.

984
00:47:34,300 --> 00:47:37,000
Choose your own adventure.

985
00:47:37,002 --> 00:47:40,536
Okay, Troy, sit back.
Marc, go with your pants.

986
00:47:44,740 --> 00:47:46,741
[beeps]
Perfect.

987
00:47:46,743 --> 00:47:50,211
Okay, Troy,
stand back with Marc  I want you to do it
the same character
you do.

988
00:47:50,213 --> 00:47:53,414
Like he's still a virgin
and he wants it,
But he's confused.

989
00:47:53,416 --> 00:47:57,850
Can you do that?
Yes.

990
00:47:57,852 --> 00:48:01,253
So, Marc, honey,
why don't you get one knee down

991
00:48:01,255 --> 00:48:04,589
and put your hand
under...

992
00:48:04,591 --> 00:48:07,358
Yes, that's
[camera beeping]

993
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:10,094
Actually,
lift your clothes a little
and lift your head  so you look for
in his eyes.

994
00:48:10,096 --> 00:48:13,864
[beep camera]

995
00:48:13,866 --> 00:48:15,999
It looks like you are currently
and you want it

996
00:48:16,001 --> 00:48:17,900
[beeps]

997
00:48:17,902 --> 00:48:20,869
Marc, I want you to stand up
and take Troy...

998
00:48:20,871 --> 00:48:22,904


999
00:48:22,906 --> 00:48:25,539


1000
00:48:25,541 --> 00:48:28,608
Yes, that's
[camera beeping]

1001
00:48:28,610 --> 00:48:30,776
Now, Troy,
removal of shirt

1002
00:48:30,778 --> 00:48:33,111
is one of the hottest moments  If you know right away
you will skin the skin,

1003
00:48:33,113 --> 00:48:36,880
chest on chest,

1004
00:48:36,882 --> 00:48:39,082
lips on lips

1005
00:48:39,084 --> 00:48:41,617
[beep camera]
Marc, throw the shirt aside.

1006
00:48:41,619 --> 00:48:44,686
Marc, lick one of those
Troy nipples

1007
00:48:44,688 --> 00:48:47,255
Don't worry
This will feel good.

1008
00:48:47,257 --> 00:48:50,624
Yes.
I - I know  [camera beeping]

1009
00:48:53,127 --> 00:48:56,963
Troy, run your left hand through Marc's hair

1010
00:49:01,868 --> 00:49:04,703
[beep camera]

1011
00:49:05,871 --> 00:49:10,574
Marc, hold it there.

1012
00:49:11,676 --> 00:49:13,677
Troy, pull Marc in  [beep camera]

1013
00:49:14,912 --> 00:49:17,146
Yes.

1014
00:49:17,148 --> 00:49:21,182


1015
00:49:21,184 --> 00:49:23,517


1016
00:49:23,519 --> 00:49:25,285


1017
00:49:25,287 --> 00:49:27,520
[beep camera]

1018
00:49:27,522 --> 00:49:32,724
Marc, licked his chest
up to his neck  [beep camera]

1019
00:49:32,726 --> 00:49:34,358
[Gwen]
How are you feeling, Troy?

1020
00:49:35,727 --> 00:49:38,127
Really, very good.

1021
00:49:39,462 --> 00:49:42,697
Then throw your head back.

1022
00:49:42,699 --> 00:49:44,698
[grunts]
Sorry.

1023
00:49:46,534 --> 00:49:48,201
That's perfect.
Stay there

1024
00:49:48,203 --> 00:49:50,102
Marc, makes it like you
kissed the way down.

1025
00:49:50,104 --> 00:49:53,671
[camera beeping]

1026
00:49:53,673 --> 00:49:57,074
What if I do this?

1027
00:50:00,111 --> 00:50:02,045
This is hot right?
God, yes

1028
00:50:02,047 --> 00:50:04,547
You are a natural person, Troy.

1029
00:50:04,549 --> 00:50:06,315
[camera beeping]
Close your eyes.

1030
00:50:06,317 --> 00:50:08,550
Marc, moving down between his legs
and kissing his stomach

1031
00:50:08,552 --> 00:50:13,420
[camera beeping]

1032
00:50:13,422 --> 00:50:15,822


1033
00:50:17,291 --> 00:50:19,925
Now, Marc, wake up
so that you are above him,

1034
00:50:19,927 --> 00:50:22,060
face to face.

1035
00:50:24,430 --> 00:50:27,732
You can open your eyes
if you want.

1036
00:50:27,734 --> 00:50:31,568
Hold the pose.
Like you will kiss it.

1037
00:50:31,570 --> 00:50:34,571
One of the first kisses

1038
00:50:34,573 --> 00:50:37,540
it takes forever
before you meet

1039
00:50:37,542 --> 00:50:39,675
Move closer...

1040
00:50:40,977 --> 00:50:43,177
and closer.

1041
00:50:45,013 --> 00:50:46,513
[camera beeping]

1042
00:50:46,515 --> 00:50:48,581
Dirt!
What?

1043
00:50:48,583 --> 00:50:51,684
My card is full
Hey, look, I want to
keep going like this

1044
00:50:51,686 --> 00:50:53,419
Are you okay with that right?
Uh huh.

1045
00:50:53,421 --> 00:50:55,087
I will only upload it
in my room.

1046
00:50:55,089 --> 00:50:58,090
It took 15 minutes.
Hold the pose.

1047
00:51:01,694 --> 00:51:06,030
I will be in my room.
With the door closed.

1048
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,500
[close the door]

1049
00:51:10,502 --> 00:51:14,536
I... don't think I can stay
like this for 15 minutes

1050
00:51:14,538 --> 00:51:16,305
Likewise with me.

1051
00:51:22,644 --> 00:51:24,711
I - I know
I'm not your type, but...

1052
00:51:24,713 --> 00:51:27,714
And I'm not a girl,
but we will improvise.

1053
00:51:43,096 --> 00:51:46,798
[groaning]

1054
00:51:46,800 --> 00:51:48,766
Oh, it feels really good.
[moans]

1055
00:51:48,768 --> 00:51:51,968
I will...
I will...

1056
00:51:53,070 --> 00:51:56,739
[snoring]

1057
00:52:05,848 --> 00:52:07,181
Wow.

1058
00:52:07,183 --> 00:52:10,884
That's... fast.

1059
00:52:10,886 --> 00:52:14,220
I'm sorry.
-
It's been a long time.

1060
00:52:14,222 --> 00:52:17,423
Plus, I -
I haven't got it
like that before

1061
00:52:17,425 --> 00:52:21,793
Like that--
means with guy
or does that mean it's good?

1062
00:52:21,795 --> 00:52:25,096
Here, let me
get you a towel
No, wait

1063
00:52:25,098 --> 00:52:26,764
it's my turn.

1064
00:52:30,434 --> 00:52:34,270
[groaning, snorting]

1065
00:52:34,272 --> 00:52:36,305
Troy...
[moans]

1066
00:52:36,307 --> 00:52:38,540
Tooth!
Tooth!
Sorry.
Sorry.

1067
00:52:38,542 --> 00:52:40,308
[moans]
No problem.

1068
00:52:40,310 --> 00:52:43,611
Oh yeah!
Oh!

1069
00:52:43,613 --> 00:52:47,014
[tense]
Oh yeah!

1070
00:52:47,016 --> 00:52:49,383
[grunts]
Alright.

1071
00:52:49,385 --> 00:52:51,985
[sighs]

1072
00:52:51,987 --> 00:52:53,987
It's not me
doing it right

1073
00:52:53,989 --> 00:52:56,923
No, you're fine.
I only...

1074
00:52:58,759 --> 00:53:00,593
No, I can't.

1075
00:53:00,595 --> 00:53:03,629
Fuck
Why am I so bad?
give oral sex?

1076
00:53:03,631 --> 00:53:07,298
No, you are great.
I just...

1077
00:53:07,300 --> 00:53:09,300
I'm sorry.

1078
00:53:10,735 --> 00:53:13,136
Is it because
I'm not your type

1079
00:53:13,138 --> 00:53:17,373
Troy, you're hot,
believe me.

1080
00:53:20,076 --> 00:53:24,479
Or, no, don't trust me.

1081
00:53:28,083 --> 00:53:30,751
Can you wait one minute

1082
00:53:36,090 --> 00:53:38,157
It's hot.

1083
00:53:38,159 --> 00:53:40,425
I can't do it.

1084
00:53:52,905 --> 00:53:55,506
But it will happen
exactly as you want

1085
00:53:55,508 --> 00:53:58,642
I can't do it.

1086
00:53:58,644 --> 00:54:01,878
If Kyle wants it
pretends to be straight
just to have sex with Troy,

1087
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:04,614
that's the prerogative

1088
00:54:04,616 --> 00:54:07,583
I can't do this anymore

1089
00:54:26,769 --> 00:54:28,770
Well, at least we can finish shooting

1090
00:54:28,772 --> 00:54:31,038
[close the door]

1091
00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:34,374
[departing car]
Oh good.

1092
00:54:34,376 --> 00:54:37,043
Maybe he
panicked
made it with a man.

1093
00:54:37,045 --> 00:54:40,780
Maybe he
is looking for someone
who is not going to make fun of him?

1094
00:54:42,282 --> 00:54:44,816
I know where
he's gone

1095
00:54:44,818 --> 00:54:47,885
[sighs]
I'm messed up.
What is that?

1096
00:54:47,887 --> 00:54:50,487
I have sex with a man.

1097
00:54:50,489 --> 00:54:52,188
Is that Marc?

1098
00:54:52,190 --> 00:54:54,690
God!
Terrible!

1099
00:54:54,692 --> 00:54:55,957
I know.
Past.

1100
00:54:55,959 --> 00:54:58,092
Previously?
Past?

1101
00:54:58,094 --> 00:55:00,828
I feel very guilty,
because...

1102
00:55:00,830 --> 00:55:02,830
all I can do
Think about yourself, Kyle.

1103
00:55:02,832 --> 00:55:05,666
Very?
Yes.
And how I let you down,

1104
00:55:05,668 --> 00:55:08,602
and how I let the group
down,

1105
00:55:08,604 --> 00:55:12,005
and how, more than anything,
I just want to be
with a woman

1106
00:55:12,007 --> 00:55:13,373
Or with men and women.

1107
00:55:13,375 --> 00:55:16,209
I don't know
This is very confusing.

1108
00:55:16,211 --> 00:55:18,311
[sighs]
And then I think
from you two,

1109
00:55:18,313 --> 00:55:21,480
and what good friend
Have you been to me,

1110
00:55:21,482 --> 00:55:25,583
and how honest and open
are you around
Your struggle, Kyle,

1111
00:55:26,785 --> 00:55:31,889
and about how you two have... settings.

1112
00:56:07,792 --> 00:56:09,626
Wait wait.
Is this too weird?

1113
00:56:09,628 --> 00:56:12,028
This isn't too weird!
This isn't too weird!

1114
00:56:31,447 --> 00:56:33,114
Ahhh!

1115
00:56:37,285 --> 00:56:39,252
[panting]
Show me.

1116
00:56:39,254 --> 00:56:41,854
Huh?
Show your routine.

1117
00:56:42,922 --> 00:56:45,189
Oh.
It will go
so far, huh?

1118
00:56:45,191 --> 00:56:46,523
Three ways are usually done.

1119
00:56:46,525 --> 00:56:50,159
I want you to teach me.

1120
00:56:50,161 --> 00:56:51,927
Please?
I need this.

1121
00:56:51,929 --> 00:56:56,064
Now, why don't I do it?
little mouth magic
to you first?

1122
00:56:56,066 --> 00:56:59,567
That will make me fine
and roll out
mat welcome there.

1123
00:56:59,569 --> 00:57:02,202
No, you two first.

1124
00:57:02,204 --> 00:57:04,637
That way, it will make me ready
for what you will do to me.

1125
00:57:04,639 --> 00:57:06,872
But you don't want
seconds to be careless.

1126
00:57:06,874 --> 00:57:09,674
I mean,
the company must go first

1127
00:57:20,718 --> 00:57:23,119
[whimpers]

1128
00:57:29,125 --> 00:57:31,893
[whimpers]

1129
00:57:31,895 --> 00:57:34,629
It's very hot.
[laughing nervously]

1130
00:57:37,833 --> 00:57:41,735
Oh, Kyle, I've eaten out.
The child wants to see
how it was done

1131
00:57:41,737 --> 00:57:44,871
Please don't make me!
Please don't make me!

1132
00:57:44,873 --> 00:57:46,639
[snoring]

1133
00:57:48,174 --> 00:57:52,009
[smelling lips]

1134
00:57:52,011 --> 00:57:54,378
Oh yeah.

1135
00:57:54,380 --> 00:57:57,080
Oh yeah.
There he is.

1136
00:57:57,082 --> 00:58:00,249
You can do it.
Make Mama proud.

1137
00:58:00,251 --> 00:58:03,552
God, it's like that
_ that little homo can.

1138
00:58:03,554 --> 00:58:06,221
Do you want to try it now, please

1139
00:58:07,256 --> 00:58:09,590
Troy?
[Kyle gulukan]

1140
00:58:09,592 --> 00:58:11,491
Where did you go?
[gasps]

1141
00:58:12,960 --> 00:58:15,094
Well, of course it doesn't taste like sugar and seasoning.

1142
00:58:15,096 --> 00:58:18,297
Troy?
What is going on?

1143
00:58:18,299 --> 00:58:21,633
This is my pussy.
My vagina scared him!

1144
00:58:21,635 --> 00:58:24,569
You are a former gay prostitute

1145
00:58:24,571 --> 00:58:27,905
God!

1146
00:58:27,907 --> 00:58:30,173
Can we enter,
or do you enter
in the middle of dinner?

1147
00:58:30,175 --> 00:58:31,841
What are you doing here?

1148
00:58:31,843 --> 00:58:34,410
We don't eat pussy.
What do all three of you do?

1149
00:58:34,412 --> 00:58:36,345
Good,
[gulp]

1150
00:58:36,347 --> 00:58:38,280
Kyle shows Troy
cunnilingus art

1151
00:58:38,282 --> 00:58:40,015
And he did it
an amazing job.

1152
00:58:40,017 --> 00:58:42,751
Yes, for gay guys.

1153
00:58:42,753 --> 00:58:46,688
Yes I know.
Everything.
And you will do it
anything to put.

1154
00:58:46,690 --> 00:58:50,558
I eat pussy without anything?

1155
00:58:50,560 --> 00:58:52,693
You deserve it.
Hey!

1156
00:58:52,695 --> 00:58:54,494
It's not that bad.

1157
00:58:54,496 --> 00:58:56,696
I'm sorry.
I'm terrible

1158
00:58:56,698 --> 00:58:59,264
We are all terrible.

1159
00:59:00,866 --> 00:59:04,602
If there is consolation,
is not just about sex.

1160
00:59:04,604 --> 00:59:07,037
We like you very much.
Working with you  Watch a match.
Drawing You

1161
00:59:07,039 --> 00:59:09,873
Well, it doesn't matter now.
You think he will want to have something to do with us  Now, what's messed up
The problem is, even though
you lied to me

1162
00:59:09,875 --> 00:59:13,877
and each other
and for people
You don't even know,

1163
00:59:13,879 --> 00:59:16,613
I like you... liar  We also like you.
Yes, you are very cool.

1164
00:59:16,615 --> 00:59:20,282
And I'm sorry.
I know I'm fine
with all confused.

1165
00:59:21,284 --> 00:59:24,519


1166
00:59:24,521 --> 00:59:27,054


1167
00:59:27,056 --> 00:59:31,291


1168
00:59:31,293 --> 00:59:34,727
Yes, so, come on.
You've been sucking dick and eating pussy.
Who is it

1169
00:59:34,729 --> 00:59:38,230
Well, that's what happened
stumbled on me for years.

1170
00:59:38,232 --> 00:59:40,432
I think that must have happened
one or the other.

1171
00:59:40,434 --> 00:59:42,800
After sampling both,
I came to a conclusion.

1172
00:59:44,068 --> 00:59:46,903
I am bisexual.

1173
00:59:46,905 --> 00:59:48,905
[together]
There is no such thing!

1174
00:59:48,907 --> 00:59:51,307
Who do you say?
Uh, natural law.

1175
00:59:51,309 --> 00:59:53,342
It's like a horse
damn gerbil

1176
00:59:53,344 --> 00:59:56,578
Well then,
I'm a weirdo,
and I'm proud of that.

1177
00:59:56,580 --> 00:59:59,514
Good.
Be proud, bi-boy.

1178
00:59:59,516 --> 01:00:01,516
I hope you're proud
when we meet.

1179
01:00:01,518 --> 01:00:04,352
Yes, I think it's difficult
when people like you

1180
01:00:04,354 --> 01:00:07,021
and Jacob Buchanan told him
How bad it is to be gay.

1181
01:00:07,023 --> 01:00:10,090
Yes.
Forgive me.

1182
01:00:10,092 --> 01:00:12,459
I should have helped you
instead of trying
to take advantage  from you do not know what
you are

1183
01:00:12,461 --> 01:00:15,061
So what do we do now?

1184
01:00:15,063 --> 01:00:17,829
We will stop
people like me

1185
01:00:18,831 --> 01:00:20,865
No one has to take advantage
strange kids who are confused  And the sooner we help them
see what it is
they don't like in themselves

1186
01:00:20,867 --> 01:00:23,067
so they can see all the best
Things that are right in front of them,

1187
01:00:23,069 --> 01:00:26,470
better.

1188
01:00:26,472 --> 01:00:29,372


1189
01:00:30,374 --> 01:00:32,274


1190
01:00:35,111 --> 01:00:39,013
She's a homosexual who fucks everything
for other homosexuals
I don't know what that is -

1191
01:00:39,015 --> 01:00:42,349
Octavio, if someone
like he doesn't exist,
everyone will come out.

1192
01:00:42,351 --> 01:00:44,351
You will lie like that.
[finger button]

1193
01:00:44,353 --> 01:00:46,286
Hmm.
I understand what you mean.

1194
01:00:46,288 --> 01:00:48,721
I will do it.
And then we make love.

1195
01:00:54,159 --> 01:00:56,326
Stop the spread
from faggotry

1196
01:00:56,328 --> 01:00:58,794
Wake up and smell patchouli.
You are the embankment

1197
01:01:00,696 --> 01:01:02,730
Helping!
I was recruited

1198
01:01:07,835 --> 01:01:10,802
Reassure me
You don't like it
Do your best.

1199
01:01:11,937 --> 01:01:15,205
Listen, I won't
embrace who I am  just because
is clear, okay?

1200
01:01:15,207 --> 01:01:17,173


1201
01:01:17,175 --> 01:01:21,210
What?
Everyone is very cool
by being gay

1202
01:01:21,212 --> 01:01:24,079
"This Will and Grace,
Clay Aiken."

1203
01:01:24,081 --> 01:01:26,081
Well, I'm not going to be labeled  You don't convince me.

1204
01:01:26,083 --> 01:01:28,516
Okay, I'm gay.
Now shut up and kiss me.

1205
01:01:31,754 --> 01:01:33,888
I'm not gay
Then what do you want?

1206
01:01:33,890 --> 01:01:37,024
I want us to make art.

1207
01:01:37,026 --> 01:01:39,960
It's very... hot.

1208
01:01:43,297 --> 01:01:48,134
God, you are a lesbian.

1209
01:01:49,136 --> 01:01:52,204
[Kyle]
Mother?

1210
01:01:52,206 --> 01:01:54,372
What are you doing here?

1211
01:01:54,374 --> 01:01:56,874
What's wrong?
There is no.

1212
01:01:56,876 --> 01:01:58,909
It's okay
I've never
seen you being upset  [sniffles]

1213
01:01:58,911 --> 01:02:01,544
I am in a beauty shop,

1214
01:02:03,046 --> 01:02:04,880


1215
01:02:04,882 --> 01:02:07,983


1216
01:02:07,985 --> 01:02:10,118
and I saw
through a magazine,

1217
01:02:10,120 --> 01:02:13,187
and I see that Oscar
is coming

1218
01:02:13,189 --> 01:02:16,890
Well, I think,
who am I going to watch
Oscar with?

1219
01:02:16,892 --> 01:02:20,526
And then Britney Aguilera
the song continues

1220
01:02:20,528 --> 01:02:25,764
You know, about that
you are beautiful,
even if you are ugly and gay?

1221
01:02:25,766 --> 01:02:30,535
And I thought,
who will play me
this pesky music?

1222
01:02:30,537 --> 01:02:35,740
Who will
take me to dance
when do I have a bad date?

1223
01:02:35,742 --> 01:02:39,076
Oh, ma'am, come on.
Oh, no, you stop.

1224
01:02:39,078 --> 01:02:44,313
You will marry
and have children,
for God's sake

1225
01:02:44,315 --> 01:02:46,515
I will visit
with my girlfriend,

1226
01:02:46,517 --> 01:02:51,252
and everything we will talk about
is our grandson

1227
01:02:51,254 --> 01:02:54,921
And it's very boring!

1228
01:02:54,923 --> 01:02:56,856
Dan, Kyle,

1229
01:02:56,858 --> 01:02:59,358
You've never been boring,

1230
01:02:59,360 --> 01:03:01,693
and that is
because you are gay  You are homo,

1231
01:03:03,529 --> 01:03:05,463
and I want my little homo back!

1232
01:03:05,465 --> 01:03:09,299
Mother, she's back.

1233
01:03:10,301 --> 01:03:13,936
[sobbing]
Honey.

1234
01:03:13,938 --> 01:03:16,872
[tape ripping]

1235
01:03:33,155 --> 01:03:36,023
What is my vagina?
scares you
What?

1236
01:03:36,025 --> 01:03:39,126
That night.
You run away the second
You see my vagina.

1237
01:03:39,128 --> 01:03:42,662
Don't be crazy
I think you have
a very sexy pussy

1238
01:03:44,364 --> 01:03:48,500
Now, you certainly know how to lure a girl

1239
01:03:50,202 --> 01:03:52,803


1240
01:03:54,238 --> 01:03:56,239
[tape ripping]
There.

1241
01:03:56,241 --> 01:03:58,307
This port-a-potty's
is ready to roll  Stop the spread of faggotry.
I got a valuable BlackBerry.
We have five minutes.

1242
01:03:58,309 --> 01:04:00,976
Alright.
Now, do what you have to do,
but hurry up.

1243
01:04:00,978 --> 01:04:03,745
[Octavio on the phone]
Cool.
It shouldn't take more than a few minutes.

1244
01:04:03,747 --> 01:04:07,414
Hi.
Hey.

1245
01:04:07,416 --> 01:04:09,549
So, you want--

1246
01:04:09,551 --> 01:04:11,550
Understood.

1247
01:04:13,819 --> 01:04:15,319
Perfect.
Now take your butt
in the parking lot, pronto.

1248
01:04:15,321 --> 01:04:18,088
This changed me.
Stop the spread
from faggotry

1249
01:04:18,090 --> 01:04:20,824
Octavio, don't you go
to the big presentation

1250
01:04:31,168 --> 01:04:34,270
Oh yeah.
But it's only 1:00.

1251
01:04:34,272 --> 01:04:37,072


1252
01:04:37,074 --> 01:04:39,307
There are five minutes left.

1253
01:04:40,309 --> 01:04:43,344
This is 1:00.
Check your schedule

1254
01:04:47,014 --> 01:04:49,982
Oh.
I could have sworn
first...

1255
01:04:49,984 --> 01:04:53,552
So, it looks like you
have time to kill, huh?

1256
01:04:57,390 --> 01:05:00,225
Yes you know,
there is a lot of work
must be done.

1257
01:05:00,227 --> 01:05:03,962
Oh that's too bad.

1258
01:05:25,750 --> 01:05:28,384
Hi.
Are you here
to come?

1259
01:05:28,386 --> 01:05:30,552
Yes, we
Where is Jacob?

1260
01:05:30,404 --> 01:05:34,655
I'm Linda, his mother.
Oh, Mrs. Buchanan,
Nice to meet you

1261
01:05:34,657 --> 01:05:36,857
I'm Kyle, one belongs to Jacob
right hand.

1262
01:05:36,909 --> 01:05:40,227
He ran a little late,
but he said to go ahead
and start without him.

1263
01:05:40,229 --> 01:05:42,529
Hah.
Jacob never
called you

1264
01:05:42,531 --> 01:05:45,031
Oh, well, that might be
because he's already so busy  talking about all girls
she's already dating, huh?

1265
01:05:45,033 --> 01:05:47,466
[laughs]

1266
01:05:47,468 --> 01:05:49,668
No.

1267
01:05:49,670 --> 01:05:51,202
Not kissing

1268
01:05:52,204 --> 01:05:54,171
[chuckles]
Do you like it naughty?

1269
01:05:55,206 --> 01:05:58,608
[moans]

1270
01:05:59,743 --> 01:06:01,076
[groaning]

1271
01:06:04,180 --> 01:06:06,114
Today, I am proud to be present  the fruits of my child's work.

1272
01:06:11,185 --> 01:06:13,619
But more than that,

1273
01:06:13,621 --> 01:06:15,821
I am enthusiastic
to see swelling  Come in

1274
01:06:15,823 --> 01:06:17,823
As a homosexual threat

1275
01:06:17,825 --> 01:06:20,959
seems to be swollen
exponentially,

1276
01:06:20,961 --> 01:06:22,994
those are people
like my son Jacob

1277
01:06:22,996 --> 01:06:25,763


1278
01:06:25,765 --> 01:06:29,466


1279
01:06:29,468 --> 01:06:31,768


1280
01:06:31,770 --> 01:06:36,472
which continues to drive our crusade into the spotlight.

1281
01:06:38,007 --> 01:06:40,675
Oh yeah.
I want this

1282
01:06:40,677 --> 01:06:42,443
[unzip]
for a long time.

1283
01:06:42,445 --> 01:06:45,412
Shhh.
Shhh.
Not. I want to be hard.

1284
01:06:45,414 --> 01:06:47,247
That's dangerous.
It's hot.

1285
01:06:47,249 --> 01:06:50,283
Open this.
And shut up.

1286
01:06:50,285 --> 01:06:55,254
Jacob is always a light flare.

1287
01:06:55,256 --> 01:06:59,224
When he came to me
as a teenager and told me
from his inner demons,

1288
01:06:59,226 --> 01:07:04,495
I know we can destroy them
with loving support  and strong boxing.

1289
01:07:04,497 --> 01:07:06,563
Oh, you will
divide me into two,
no?

1290
01:07:06,565 --> 01:07:09,599
[moans, grunts]

1291
01:07:09,601 --> 01:07:12,068
And we have!

1292
01:07:12,070 --> 01:07:14,703


1293
01:07:14,705 --> 01:07:19,674
Today, Jacob is dating a girl!
And he likes dating girls.

1294
01:07:19,676 --> 01:07:24,678
Jacob proved it
that if you can fight it,
you can hide it.

1295
01:07:24,680 --> 01:07:29,348
And if you can hide it,
You can bury it!

1296
01:07:31,851 --> 01:07:33,518
Thank you.

1297
01:07:33,520 --> 01:07:35,519
[Jacob moans]

1298
01:07:37,955 --> 01:07:41,089
[no dialog can be heard]

1299
01:07:42,458 --> 01:07:46,026
[moans]
What was that?
That's me

1300
01:07:47,395 --> 01:07:49,763
Oh, God, is that?

1301
01:07:49,765 --> 01:07:51,765
Oh, God, here it is!

1302
01:07:51,767 --> 01:07:55,568
In accordance with the theme
that you have mentioned, Linda,
we have assigned

1303
01:07:55,570 --> 01:08:00,605
local artist Gwen Anderson
and member of Coming In
Violet Muffdaver

1304
01:08:00,607 --> 01:08:05,275
to describe the hatred
and immoral actions
homosexuality

1305
01:08:05,277 --> 01:08:09,445
in a new and interesting
campaign we want
to be present now  Gwen.

1306
01:08:09,447 --> 01:08:10,479
[Jacob, Octavio groaning]
[shriveled]

1307
01:09:01,617 --> 01:08:16,884
[groaning continuously]
[squealing continues]

1308
01:08:20,555 --> 01:08:23,490
Members of the student press,
heterosexual,

1309
01:08:28,895 --> 01:08:32,730
and those who want to be,

1310
01:08:32,732 --> 01:08:35,766
we present Coming In's
latest advertising campaign

1311
01:08:35,768 --> 01:08:39,569
[all gasp]

1312
01:08:40,737 --> 01:08:42,137
"Gay sex sucks."
[Guest mumbles]

1313
01:08:42,139 --> 01:08:45,573
God!
Oh dear!

1314
01:08:45,575 --> 01:08:47,942
This is...

1315
01:08:47,944 --> 01:08:51,145
really rebels!

1316
01:08:51,147 --> 01:08:54,348
Where is Jacob?

1317
01:08:54,350 --> 01:08:55,982
Oh, honey, I'm very close.

1318
01:08:55,984 --> 01:08:57,483


1319
01:08:57,485 --> 01:08:59,318
Where is my child?
[Jacob shouting]

1320
01:08:59,320 --> 01:09:01,186
I'll find Jacob,

1321
01:09:01,188 --> 01:09:04,355
and when he finished
with you...
[Jacob] Oh, God!
Oh!

1322
01:09:04,357 --> 01:09:07,091
Oh dear!
So close!
So close!

1323
01:09:07,093 --> 01:09:09,693
[groaning loudly]
Oh dear!

1324
01:09:09,695 --> 01:09:11,928
So close!
So close!
[groaning constantly]

1325
01:09:11,930 --> 01:09:13,763
Jacob?

1326
01:09:13,765 --> 01:09:15,264
Oh, I'm coming!

1327
01:09:15,266 --> 01:09:16,698
[all gasp]

1328
01:09:16,700 --> 01:09:18,032
[groans]
[Guest mumbles]

1329
01:09:18,034 --> 01:09:19,633
[man whispers]
That's Jacob!

1330
01:09:19,635 --> 01:09:20,767
Oh!

1331
01:09:20,769 --> 01:09:22,668
Mama?

1332
01:09:22,670 --> 01:09:25,837
[vomiting]
[moans]

1333
01:09:25,839 --> 01:09:28,606
Release this from me

1334
01:09:28,608 --> 01:09:30,507
[Humans]
Bad.

1335
01:09:30,509 --> 01:09:32,642
Yep, he's gay.

1336
01:09:32,644 --> 01:09:34,644
[Linda]
And the zipper, Jacob.

1337
01:09:34,646 --> 01:09:40,616
Gwen, I wonder
if I can maybe
model for you sometime

1338
01:09:40,618 --> 01:09:42,618
Me too.

1339
01:09:50,659 --> 01:09:52,526
[both chuckles]

1340
01:09:52,528 --> 01:09:55,362
I don't know someone
Can be very fun.

1341
01:09:55,364 --> 01:09:57,030
[Jacob]
This is who I am...
[continues, unclear]

1342
01:09:57,032 --> 01:10:00,133
Listen, Tiffani, uh,

1343
01:10:00,135 --> 01:10:04,470
I don't know
how you feel
all... bisexual things.

1344
01:10:04,472 --> 01:10:08,006
Well, I let my ex-girlfriend
Gay roommate go down to me.

1345
01:10:08,008 --> 01:10:11,509
I'm a pretty open person.
Yeah, well,

1346
01:10:11,511 --> 01:10:15,245
Do you know how you and Kyle
pretended to have
an arrangement?

1347
01:10:15,247 --> 01:10:16,646
Do you mean three ways?

1348
01:10:16,648 --> 01:10:18,314
Yes.

1349
01:10:18,316 --> 01:10:20,983
Um, how are you feeling?

1350
01:10:20,985 --> 01:10:24,619
If you really have it
with me?

1351
01:10:24,621 --> 01:10:29,090
Because... I will be honored
to be your girlfriend

1352
01:10:31,393 --> 01:10:34,795
Nobody ever said that
for me before
[giggling]

1353
01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:41,635
You know, you go above and beyond the call of duty.

1354
01:10:41,637 --> 01:10:45,639
[chuckles]
No. It's very hot.

1355
01:10:45,641 --> 01:10:50,042
And now I think it's time
for you to reply to me
for my service

1356
01:10:50,044 --> 01:10:52,710
Oh, Octavio,
I don't think -
I won't take an answer.

1357
01:10:53,712 --> 01:10:55,212
No.

1358
01:11:06,023 --> 01:11:08,024
Now that's easy.
I'm out of here.

1359
01:11:08,026 --> 01:11:10,359
You are back here,
and you are talking...
No. What do you know, ma'am?

1360
01:11:10,361 --> 01:11:12,361
I'm glad you caught me.

1361
01:11:12,363 --> 01:11:15,430
I'm gay,
and Octavio...

1362
01:11:15,432 --> 01:11:17,732
[correcting pronunciation]
Octavio.

1363
01:11:17,734 --> 01:11:20,568
Well, she's my lover.
[scoffs]

1364
01:11:20,570 --> 01:11:23,771
[Guests panting, mumbling]

1365
01:11:23,773 --> 01:11:26,907
Well, we go to make love.
It seems like everyone.

1366
01:11:26,909 --> 01:11:28,842
Please help me
Yes?

1367
01:11:28,844 --> 01:11:30,810
Lead him to the clitoris.
Oh dear,

1368
01:11:30,812 --> 01:11:33,512
from the waist down,
that's all the clitoris
[laughs]

1369
01:11:39,652 --> 01:11:42,253
That's how I do it.

1370
01:11:48,059 --> 01:11:50,226
Do you know what?
This is my lie taking us inside

1371
01:11:50,228 --> 01:11:52,161
really has a way
works out

1372
01:11:52,163 --> 01:11:55,130
Yes.
Perfect.

1373
01:11:58,634 --> 01:12:02,536
Remember how when you and Marc
fought against Troy,

1374
01:12:02,538 --> 01:12:06,639
You knocked
some unknown beliefs
none of us knows?

1375
01:12:06,641 --> 01:12:08,474
Yes.

1376
01:12:08,476 --> 01:12:10,275
Use.

1377
01:12:10,277 --> 01:12:13,678
[footsteps approaching]

1378
01:12:13,680 --> 01:12:17,147
So, the plan works.

1379
01:12:18,415 --> 01:12:20,549
Everyone seems to be
Being happy.

1380
01:12:21,717 --> 01:12:23,551
So, Octavio, huh?

1381
01:12:23,553 --> 01:12:26,253
You can.
There is nothing there.

1382
01:12:26,255 --> 01:12:29,256
Only friends
I've had sex once.

1383
01:12:29,258 --> 01:12:32,325
Looks like you came out
and made some hot friends.

1384
01:12:32,327 --> 01:12:35,894
Yes.
I am more social.

1385
01:12:37,329 --> 01:12:39,363
That
makes you jealous  [chuckles]
What?

1386
01:12:39,365 --> 01:12:41,164


1387
01:12:42,499 --> 01:12:45,501
When Troy left last night,
I know where he went.

1388
01:12:45,503 --> 01:12:50,005
The same place as before
when I have a problem
I need to talk about it.

1389
01:12:50,007 --> 01:12:52,606
I'm jealous
[chuckles]

1390
01:12:54,809 --> 01:12:57,710
I see,

1391
01:12:57,712 --> 01:13:01,080
Do you think that
you can find it in your heart
to love someone

1392
01:13:01,082 --> 01:13:04,249
who pretends to be straight
only to be laid down?

1393
01:13:04,251 --> 01:13:05,950
I don't know  Can you love someone?
Who flirts with
too many guys

1394
01:13:05,952 --> 01:13:08,752
while he is
your girlfriend?

1395
01:13:08,754 --> 01:13:11,187
Can you love someone?
which is the last sexual act
involved eating pussy?

1396
01:13:11,189 --> 01:13:15,590
Can you love someone who--

1397
01:13:16,592 --> 01:13:19,226


1398
01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:21,861


1399
01:13:21,863 --> 01:13:24,129


1400
01:13:24,131 --> 01:13:26,431


1401
01:13:38,744 --> 01:13:42,212


1402
01:13:42,214 --> 01:13:43,713


1403
01:13:43,715 --> 01:13:46,716


1404
01:13:46,718 --> 01:13:48,384


1405
01:13:55,324 --> 01:13:57,525


1406
01:13:57,527 --> 01:14:00,127


1407
01:14:00,129 --> 01:14:02,129


1408
01:14:06,400 --> 01:14:08,567


1409
01:14:12,104 --> 01:14:14,605


1410
01:14:14,607 --> 01:14:16,506


1411
01:14:16,508 --> 01:14:19,509


1412
01:14:19,511 --> 01:14:23,279


1413
01:14:23,281 --> 01:14:26,548


1414
01:14:28,918 --> 01:14:30,919
You say that you will go

1415
01:14:30,921 --> 01:14:33,021
You say that you will stay

1416
01:14:33,023 --> 01:14:36,124
And I believe

1417
01:14:36,126 --> 01:14:39,260
Every word you say

1418
01:14:39,262 --> 01:14:42,462
Only half the story

1419
01:14:45,132 --> 01:14:49,167
If you just told me
half the story

1420
01:14:49,169 --> 01:14:52,970
Then I only believe
half of you

1421
01:14:52,972 --> 01:14:57,474
If you just told me
half the story

1422
01:14:57,476 --> 01:14:59,876
just say to me
which is half right

1423
01:14:59,878 --> 01:15:02,011
[groaning loudly]

1424
01:15:02,013 --> 01:15:05,114
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!

1425
01:15:05,116 --> 01:15:07,716
[sighs]

1426
01:15:09,285 --> 01:15:12,887
Am I doing good
Yes, honey, you are doing good.

1427
01:15:12,889 --> 01:15:14,622
Alright.
Time for thirds.

1428
01:15:14,624 --> 01:15:15,855
[continue]

1429
01:15:18,325 --> 01:15:20,326
I said I love you  You say you love me  This is our fairy tale

1430
01:15:20,328 --> 01:15:22,394
We can make it end happily  So, let's rewrite the story

1431
01:15:22,396 --> 01:15:25,296
If you just told me
half the story

1432
01:15:25,298 --> 01:15:28,966
half where you
will stick to

1433
01:15:28,968 --> 01:15:32,435
If you start telling me
all stories

1434
01:15:34,438 --> 01:15:38,840
I will start a new story
with you

1435
01:15:38,842 --> 01:15:42,610
If you just told me
half the story

1436
01:15:42,612 --> 01:15:46,847
Then I only believe
half of you

1437
01:15:46,849 --> 01:15:50,817
If you just told me
half the story

1438
01:16:05,332 --> 01:16:09,268
just say to me
which is half right

1439
01:16:09,270 --> 01:16:13,405


1440
01:16:13,407 --> 01:16:17,675


1441
01:16:17,677 --> 01:16:21,344


1442
01:16:23,814 --> 01:16:28,083
If you just told me
half the story

1443
01:16:28,085 --> 01:16:31,886
half where you
will stick to

1444
01:16:31,888 --> 01:16:36,156
If you start telling me
all stories

1445
01:16:36,158 --> 01:16:40,059
I will start a new story
with you

1446
01:16:42,962 --> 01:16:44,963
[ending]

1447
01:16:44,965 --> 01:16:50,034
[Humans]
You make it better

1448
01:16:50,036 --> 01:16:54,304
When we are together

1449
01:16:54,306 --> 01:16:58,874
Yes, you make it better

1450
01:16:58,876 --> 01:17:03,344
Every day

1451
01:17:03,346 --> 01:17:07,914
You make it better

1452
01:17:07,916 --> 01:17:12,318
When we are together

1453
01:17:12,320 --> 01:17:16,955
Yes, you make it better

1454
01:17:16,957 --> 01:17:21,626
Every day