[knocking on the door]
[Humans] Arrival!
I came as soon as possible as much as possible!
Hey! What is wrong?
What's wrong, bro?
Sorry I'm late.
No problem.
So, I will go my suit
You brought a spare board Oh, bro, no, no. I forget.
But do you know what?
I have something else. You can go up.
Ah, man, I made you wet.
Maybe we should catch you From the clothes, bro.
dude... I understand boyfriend.
Does he know you? playing with dudes,
or are you just some cases of big cabinets?
Maybe you are confused.
Or maybe you like playing confused
I-I don't know.
[taunting] I don't know who I am.
You are very sexy when you stutter You're good.
Yes.
I play confused.
Don't get me wrong.
I'm straight Most.
[panting]
No, open my shirt Sir, yes, sir.
Peeling.
[scoffs] Amateur.
[groaning]
[grunts] Less teeth, more tongues.
This is how you do it.
[groaning] Oh, it feels really good.
God, I love her breasts. [Woman] Stop calling them breasts.
I want to eat your breasts all day
Stop calling them breasts. I like her breasts.
Stop calling them breasts! Sorry.
I like your breasts. I want to make love Your chest.
[groaning] Shane, baby...
Do you have gay fantasies anymore? [sighs]
Dear, not you His... Now that's you
What's wrong if I want to to see a little boy in the bedroom?
Nothing, I guess, If you're a gay man.
Close enough. But you can't expect me to go gay every time You want to have sex.
I don't want you to be gay, only... gayer
So, you want me to get it
with another man in front of you?
Now, in front, above, yes
Gwen, I'm not gay. I'm not bi
I am a heterosexual breeder.
And if you can't accept that, then we might not date
How can you be homophobic?
You are ridiculous
Oh, don't ever think You broke up with me.
I broke up with you. Hah?
I've sat millions of people from the bedroom and listen to for millions of boys
tell me they will leave me for the pole
I won't sit here and leave me for the vagina
What? I will leave you, Shane!
Go not suck all the dick you want! Yes?
And you still lay eggs the proud parade right in your crotch!
Gay-basher! Tits, tits, tits, tits, tits!
Crazy damn ' doesn't know what he wants -
[sighs]
Stop the spread from faggotry
Homo. I hope!
I told you this will happen. I know, Kyle.
That's all you say from the second day:
"You're too hot, Marc. You will leave me." And see how true I am.
You're not right, Kyle.
Your dog's eyes and silly charms change me, but you won't believe it.
How can I believe it? When do you flirt with everyone
I don't flirt with everyone.
I'm just... gregarious.
But you are too emotional.
[groaning]
Fags.
So, what, about... [lips hit]
five days since you last snapped off?
Wow, you are good
[chuckles]
Thank you, Eric. That was fun.
No. Thank you, Teri.
Tiffani.
And I think it's yours. [spits]
Alright, have fun the eyes of the dog
and silly charm.
I hope someday you can see it past everything you don't like about yourself
and realize that we have something special.
Wow. It is Hallmarky, Marc, even for you
[scoffs]
Stop the spread from faggotry
[sighs]
Okay, just because We used to recruit the same losers does not mean we have to do it are all awkward with each other.
You're right. Ceasefire?
Oh, I s--
[whining] What's wrong?
I am just...
I don't want more prostitutes
I want a girlfriend [sobbing]
I just want Caleb still here
Is it heterosexual You try to sleep with?
No, yes.
He is my roommate I used to want.
Your roommate dumped you?
No, my girlfriend dumped me.
My roommate isn't here to help me through this
So, is your roommate gay? or straight?
You don't listen to me. My boyfriend is gay,
and not only that, He is the hottest gay I will ever succeed.
Honey, you will succeed with lots of hotties.
Mom, that's not all. He will look for a new boyfriend first, and I'll be alone.
You are not going alone.
There are lots of from rainbow fish in the sea.
Ha ha. Lots of chickens in chicken coops.
Mother! A lot of new agility in the dressing room
Ew, ma'am!
Kyle, I really tried here I know, ma'am. Thank you.
Do you have an idea how does it feel to be a gay man stuck in a woman's body?
My Lord, You don't know.
Well, that's how it was, like, five gay men stuck in me,
and they are all oily and having sex with each other
and just try to fuck their way out.
Send me X-rays.
Why are you all Apple Fiona?
I broke up with Shane. Is she single?
Hands off, cock-monger.
[laughs] I'm kidding.
What's wrong with straight people? and their reluctance to suck penis?
I just got dumped.
What's the matter with gay guys want to suck everybody's dick
Yes, I heard. I am sorry. Thank you.
Sorry you're a psychopath I say this with the sweet taste of my trademark,
But you know that Marc is the best thing that will happen ever happened to you Hey, I caught it. Says who? Your mother?
Other people too.
I am just...
I just want to hear it "I love you"
instead of "Take it, You grab a little tight."
Hi, Mr. Thompson. Tiffani.
Oh, I love your pastel paisley halter
with chiffon inlet layer
My wife has it like that
[word mouth] Okay, class
Fingertip
I don't know how many of you sick to death with still alive,
But if I see another fruit, I will have hissy. [apple thuds]
I think it's time we tried something
a little more... dangerous
[open door] Class,
meet Troy
[laughs] [close the door]
Ta-da! [laughs]
Troy will be the model for us today
Naked.
Troy is the main veterinarian
who just moved here, fresh,
from a small city in Illinois known as--
Oh, Troy.
[chuckles, mumbles]
Troy from Troy. [laughs]
My parents don't want me to to forget where I came from.
How rude.
He has an accent. He looks like he spent his life
baling hay and milking.
He looks like sex.
Well, um, Troy from Illinois.
[laughing, mumbling]
Uh, whenever you, uh, feel inspired
[laughs]
I, uh... [clears throat]
So, uh, where do you want me? In my face.
[stuttering] Here, on my desk.
And, uh, we will take you in, um, several different positions.
Missionary, reverse cowgirl, 69.
Chalk to paper
Oops [giggling]
Drop it I think I'll just ha -
No no no no no no no. Let me.
I don't want you to destroy anyone's art by moving
Hi. [giggling]
Nice to meet you.
Same here.
Good. I just...
Good.
I want to hit it It's harder than Ike to hit Tina.
Oh! I want to be wrapped in his arms forever.
I want to see it continue with the boyfriend
Do you think he's gay?
Does Whitney want to crack
[gasps] Hey, there!
I don't recognize you without your penism
I have to leave it there. School property and so on.
I'm Gwen
The girl with big tits is Tiffani
Man with a small pe - I'm Kyle.
Troy.
From Troy. Illinois.
[clears throat] Oh, is that your picture?
Yes.
This is mine. That's Kyle's, and Tiffani's.
I have never drawn it before, so it seems to me
what I will do just focus on that
All right, you are very generous. I'm a giver
Ah, this one is amazing.
Thank you. You just talked to me.
Are you an art major? Not.
He is not declared, ie is practically the same thing.
Okay, that should be it.
How can you enter naked modeling
I grew up in the country,
and nobody around, so I just went naked a lot.
Then I bought a webcam. I'm very googling you.
When I moved here, I found I could be paid for to hang out naked
I'm like, "Register me!"
Next stop, porn.
How much is that ass? from you bring in
Oh, 50 dollars per class. Porn pays much better.
Yes, I might as well do it for the case of beer or weeds.
Ah, note it. When did you move here?
A few weeks ago. All by your loneliness?
Yes. I bet it's great.
Starting from where no one knows your name
You can do whatever you want with anyone you want I guess.
Type miss my mom.
Oh, so you're close to for your mother
I miss my parents,
but there is something about a mother, you know
Boys don't need anything else than their mothers love.
Yes.
Hey, we'll take coffee. You want to come
Ah, I have to go home. But thanks for the offer.
Maybe next time? Someone is waiting for you at home?
Uh, my roommate
He is secretly love with me
I'll meet you in class Keep working well.
Oh, keep on getting a nice dick!
[Humans] Stop the spread of faggotry.
I really think he is' mo
until he made the lame direct joke.
He is a puzzle damn a puzzle damn mystery
I like being single.
Stop the spread from faggotry
But spreading is my favorite thing
I will pray for you [Gwen] Hold the pose.
Will you help me? and just sit for a while?
or 20?
But I want it out of here in five
What's the story?
I, uh, used to tease with this one,
but we have never done anything because I am not available.
So we will redeem it for the lost time
[open door]
Male prostitutes
[close the door] [sighs]
Lucky bastard
[Kyle] See that person there?
Studly rack from meat or your ex-lover?
Meat rack. Marc was cheated with him and with partner from someone else too
Has he been tricked? This is what gay people do.
Once their relationship starts to become a little rocky,
they start lining up replacement sex partners
The second they are single, it, "Hey, remember me? You want to head?"
Your girlfriend is too cool to cheat.
I didn't say he cheated. He was cheated.
God, you are paranoid I know how his mind works.
If I am hot enough, I will do the same.
I think it's over
See what I found! Hey.
Troy! Naked man
So, Troy, the three of us are left in the art class, and we are wondering...
Do you have a choice?
Uh...
[coughing]
See? Successful.
Now take off your clothes, damn it
This is rather strange.
No. We will only draw, really.
So, did you leave someone? specifically go home?
No.
That might be good. Yes.
I always wonder like what is to live on a farm
I mean, what do you do for fun?
Mostly, we will only go around the strip on weekends
or - or throw a party in some fields
I always like the idea is among all nature,
get fucked in a rain storm,
get fucked in the tractor,
get fucked in...
[laughs] Can't say I did all that.
Now, where are you? get fucked I don't know
Ordinary place Bed.
My car. In donkey
Excuse me?
Oops I mean, male or female?
Uh...
Uh, forgive me Otherwise I want to talk about this...
No, it's - it's okay, I think.
Girls,
mostly.
[gasps]
Why? Is that strange to you? Oh, honey, no.
I am what they call homo homo. So you're gay, then.
Me... I'm not gay It's just...
Well, all kinds of humans hit me,
so I'm just kind of going along with it
what does mean?
I like that.
I mean, we are all just people.
Just body with organic needs.
So, have you ever had a boyfriend? Sort of.
What about girlfriends?
All right, I - I have this very close friend in high school
But I have never done much with a man before,
Because I want to get married and have children.
Not that gay guys can't, because they can It's just...
I don't know Being gay seems like like a lot of work Amen, brother
First, you have to do it Tell everyone. It's not exciting.
Then there is a refusal You are never hot enough PMS If you are lucky
There is this group - Enter.
I want to go check them out, because I think they might fix me
Antigay? Former gay
Just like you, Kyle, right? What?
Kyle was gay.
[gasps] You two have to hang out, get to know each other,
exchanging stories [laughing nervously]
Are you a gay ex?
[Kyle] Good...
You, like, my idol
I really want to enter from you and learn everything
Uh...
God!
You two are together, aren't you?
Yes. Yes. Yes.
We are girlfriends and girlfriends.
God, I know that!
You're always together, but I'm not sure It must have been... The fact that I acted so carelessly?
And you are really straight now
As a cucumber.
God! No wonder it feels So comfortable with you two.
How long have you been together? Uh...
A few months. Yes.
And that's true love. Open, my little sex monkey. Oh! Oh, my God!
[nervous laugh] [forced to laugh]
You feel comfortable that he used to be...
Smoke sausage
You know, we all have frames in our cabinets
He just hung well. And how are you?
Now, what do you think? it happened to him Look at me. I'm perfect Yes. Yes, he is amazing.
Oh! He really loves my titties [shudders]
Breasts!
So, what was the meeting like?
Oh, uh, you know, I've never been to this chapter Not me--
God. Will you do it? biggest help? Of course I will do it...
You have to take me to one of these meetings. Tomorrow is tomorrow.
You can, like, me - my sponsor or whatever
You know, honey, do it.
Maybe you have some use to renew your vow for heterosexuality
Not that he didn't ride me every night [chuckles]
Uh, okay
This is the date! [chuckles]
I'll be back soon. I have to go using my head.
what did just happen?
We just made you lie by Troy from Illinois.
You make me become a gay ex. That is the smallest type of gay favorite.
Grow some beans. in your opinion he must have been
far interested in in you if you are just another gay guy?
Listen to me.
I have no chance in this damned world
wraps my lips about 40 hectares and donkeys, but you do
So you say he'll let me have sex with him because I'm not gay?
You heard it You will be new Close friend.
Because you are straight, You will be able to hang out with him.
You will support it in all that is straight how to emo bonding
until, finally,
all his passion is depressed explodes!
Right down your throat
This hurts You are both sick
Do you think it can work?
Cursing!
Hey.
Not possible.
I'm very nervous. No problem.
You will be fine.
What are you doing? Align men's ties. Just having fun.
[chat]
Hi.
[Male] Hi.
I'm Octavio [Human] Octavio.
Introduction to lead for conversation,
leads to invitation sexual intercourse with wrong persuasion
I will make an introduction.
What do you want?
Oh, uh... We want to join.
I feel hard to believe.
Maybe we should go. God trusts me
Alright, I pray for you I know.
Creepy.
I'm Jacob Buchanan, Come to the president
This is Derek, Allan, Roy and, uh...
Purple.
Well, I'm Kyle, and... Troy.
[all] Hi, Troy. Hi.
Hello, Kyle. [Jacob] You know
what are we all about here, right?
Okay, but he doesn't need to be here
He is a success story. [laughing nervously]
Kyle left her sexuality?
What is happening? Do you sit down?
Now, who wants to talk first? Alright, I will.
I have some good news it will change all our lives
I have been asked to present
new advertising campaign to Come on National
Board of directors, including my mother, will be here next week,
and if they like my presentation,
which they will be,
You will see my poster in and high school high school
in all countries.
"Homo is no more. Stop spreading faggotry."
Now, I want you to repeat it this slogan for every student across the campus
"Homo no more" will become a national slogan.
Like, "Can you hear me now?"
Yes, only smarter.
So, let's take testimonials. Who wants to start?
I suck dick.
Shut up. Are you serious?
Like fox. It was incredible
What does it feel like? Details.
Yes, yes. Well, tell us how to make you feel, Violet.
Well, I was completely destroyed in Up With Jesus kegger,
and this skinny man
with painted black hair and lipstick
ask if I want to do one of them The noise shooter is upside down.
They started playing My Chemical Romance, so I considered it a sign.
Get down half a barrel, and before I know it, we are behind his mother Saab -
Choking on his dick,
my makeup, I will vomit.
Very good.
I watch porn.
Straight porn. And I confirmed it it's Ron Jeremy,
so I'm not focusing on it, um...
Yes. Yes.
And it's hot.
Good. Well.
Allan, how do you do it? things that happen with, um...
What is the name Leslie?
I think so. Yes.
Uh, we're dating.
And what happened on this date?
We go to this cute little Italian restaurant
Service is great.
No no I mean physically.
Oh, well, um,
after dinner, We returned to the dorm.
Are you nervous? Oh, yes.
Turn on? Good...
I believe at some point you turned on right?
Oh yeah! Yes!
[chuckles]
Really... turned on. Hard Rock.
Tell me about that
Uh, let's see. [chuckles]
We sit on his bed,
and he showed me this photo album he has
from this Japanese exile camp that he had visited
And we balance the book at our feet,
and his knee grazed my knee,
and something like that makes me go away [laughs]
Then?
He jumped above me.
Very?
And, uh, I let it kiss me and so on Good! Well. Now, does he go to second base?
Run his hands up and down Your smooth chest under your shirt?
Little.
Maybe it doesn't count. Why don't you show it to me?
Like... this, I guess.
[Jacob] But never nipples? Not.
On this date, do you think of men?
No no. Never?
What about your fantasy dressing room?
Long-winded robbery, towel flicking your ass I never said anything about towels
Good...
assignments next week--
and I hold you for this - is third base.
But what about the girl?
Leslie? Yes, Leslie.
I shouldn't respect him and goods? Don't worry He won't get pregnant.
What I'm asking for is one finger...
[swooshing sound] in her bush
So, I was fascinated to hear that your guy story
I'm not ready yet to speak yet
But, uh, Kyle here has got a hottie boyfriend,
and they cannot survive their hands are separated.
You... have a boyfriend Mm-hmm.
And you were gay? Yes.
Well, why not? Tell us, Kyle,
what happened this amazing change?
Uh, my story...
Just talking from the heart, as Jesus wanted.
Well, I...
pretty much born gay
Mother said My first sentence is,
"Get those breasts from my face," so...
Anyway, uh, I live the gay lifestyle for a while,
and I'm dating many guys
Many... people.
Only menses and menses and menses.
I mean, they call me all the time
"Kyle, please have sex with me. Please!"
I am very popular. [Jacob] But then it starts to take the victim.
Look, you realize that gay -
they are not interested in knowing you
No, as soon as you turn it off, they disappear,
and then they never call you back when they say they will call you back,
because they come out with some males
when they say they must be in class!
I won't say that.
Well, then, what exactly is You would say, Kyle?
What was brought about by this amazing transformation?
Well, I'm sick of it with men and sex and pleasure,
music and apple martini.
And anytime I don't know what else to do,
angels from heaven above fly into my life
A sexy girl 52-24-48 angel named Tiffani.
Is Tiffani a rhino? Size doesn't matter.
What is important, is I in love, and I never look back.
Oh, stop.
But what about the sex?
Oh, this is a piece of cake. I just say, "Kyle,
" take everything you love about Reese Witherspoon and project it
to this girl who wants to be with you? "
And now I can't get enough.
That's amazing.
Yes, because you seem to be really gay
Not anymore. I told you, nothing like smooth, wet, porcelain lips from the vagina
spread and envelop me,
squeezing against my dick head so strong. And it's nothing
compared to what it feels to eat it out
and round up all fresh juices
[coughing]
[finger button]
Now, we look forward to it to see you two again
Well, we both look forward to it to come ["Hallelujah Chorus"]
With women. A little ex gay joke.
Jesus will now take care of your eyes on you Hey! Stop the spread from faggotry
[Humans] Fuck off, man.
That was fun! It's stressful.
Yes, you sweat like a suicide bomber on summer jihad.
Man, I love you...
humor.
Man, you really dig your pussy Yes. So, what is it? You are up to now
I have to go for Mr Thompson's art class.
Hey, uh, are we still in for tomorrow's match
Go, local sports team!
[laughs]
This must be the right place Hey.
Hey, I'm Marc, Professor Thompson next top model.
But I use that word "top" is loose
Wow, big body. Yes I know.
I mean you
Oh. Why, thank you.
You, uh, Should wear it on your shoulders
What? The robe
Oh, heck! Who - who are you
Uh, I'm Marc, your model you are? Well, what about him?
You didn't ask for two models for today?
I have Student Services req here.
Good.
What? What?
I can't find it.
I mean, I guess if you don't need two naked today, I can go.
Oh, n-n-- Okay, okay. I know what
Yes. Because I - I really need both - both - both models.
[stutter] Bare. Within five minutes.
[laughs] I forgot my head if it's not above me.
What? [stutter]
I will forget my head if it's not above me.
[laughs] My wife always improves my grammar You know me, uh...
[clears throat] I, um - I'm married.
I do not know if you know that Oh well.
You guys... continue. [laughs]
I will, uh... I will prepare the class.
So what is your name again
Troy.
And you are Marc.
With C. Pretty gay, huh?
[chuckles] Yes.
Listen, man, if you're worried about me seeing your penis, I can turn around.
But, I mean, don't sweat. You are not my type.
I am not
No, should I? No, I don't think so.
I mean, you are hot and so on, but I like guys who can take over
Plus, your hair is too dark. And you are too tall.
[chuckles] Thank you very much.
Just being honest with you. I think it's great - kind.
I mean, if we all want the same thing, might also be straight.
Maybe not everyone knows what their type is True enough.
There is this one person...
This sounds stupid, But when I met him,
I kind of saw something in his soul, like light.
And physically, he's not like anything from the people I dated before.
But when I saw that light, I realized...
this is my type too
Finally I asked him to come out.
That's inside.
Fuck you
No, I'm serious. That...
So, whatever happens for your human soul?
No problem
Anyway, that's...
ancient history.
Hey, do you need a friend to practice?
Yes.
We are naked together Last night. What?
Yes, we are both models for Mr. Thompson.
Ah. Well, he is normal Gus Van Sant.
Can I talk to you? for a moment?
You haven't fucked her yet
Hey, I don't treat people like pieces of meat
All right, it should be That's fun.
You know he's gay right?
Oh, God, I'm sorry. Does it violate the rules?
Dude, it's the only fucking rule
Keep away from hot gay guys unless they have a boyfriend like me.
Alright alright. Good, don't queen come out about that
After all, he told me I'm not the type.
And do you trust him?
I'm sure he said he saw the light in your soul too
Kyle, I think your girlfriend is jealous You can. He trusts me completely.
We are stronger than before. Actually, we were fair about to... fuck.
Whoa. Very?
Yes. I can barely move my finger the stick is big and hard,
especially when he's all... [inhale sharply]
sweating from walking power.
I will bet. Go for it
What?
Stick your hand in his shorts.
Get him hard. Yes.
Not possible. What? Not straight anymore Of course I'm straight. I just don't think of a parade My heterosexuality around in public is very polite.
Well then you two just kissed?
Yeah, it will get hot. Yes.
Kiss.
And use the tongue.
Unless you don't like it kiss you
Oh, I like kissing my girlfriend.
Prove that.
Oh, why should...
Wow.
Both of you, take the room. Invite me.
I have a feeling this is the funniest thing he has seen
Well, I have that feeling That childish thing Doing is an act of jealousy.
In some small ways, is happy to know that he cares about a change.
Who sucks about him? I will be a grandmother!
This is war! Marc will regret that day he once messed me up!
Wow, you almost looked like top. Marc thinks he can get it
whatever he wants just by removing his shirt.
Maybe some men don't want to be a hot and muscular warrior confident in their sexuality.
Maybe some people think It is quite interesting to pretend that you have a sexual conflict.
Some people like... Octavio.
Octo-what?
Oh, hi, honey I'm Tiffani
Rhinos? Excuse me?
Tiffani, this is Octavio from that group I told you about
Mmm. Rhinoceros?
I'll call you tonight
Good luck not bad with each other
So, Octavio.
[correcting pronunciation] Octavio. Octavio.
This is what you say V and V at the same time.
Octavio. "B and b"?
V and V.
So, how are you? do it here?
Your boyfriend is sexy. Thank you.
Not as I expected. What are you saying? I'm not good enough for him?
No, I just... I don't believe you Something about you single cry... and loneliness.
Well, as you can see, I'm obviously not
And horny.
Horny.
You - you hit me Yes, right.
[word mouth]
What about Homo No More?
I think they straighten you out Yes, but when I saw you at the meeting,
I fell from the cart.
Well, you don't really have far to fall. Shut up.
I have to have you
I have this feeling is against the rules
No problem. The bossy man, Jacob, he broke the rules all the time
Wait. Gay Jacob Of course.
One time he followed me to the bathroom at school
and start tapping his toes under the kiosk
Anyway, is enough about him
Your lips feel like cherries This is my girlfriend lip gloss
Oh, Octavio. [correcting pronunciation] Octavio.
Well, that's how I am. Thank you for jogging
cool. Hey, you want to come tonight
Uh, no, I can't. I will watch the game with Kyle and Tiffani.
Oh. Alright, you guys have fun.
Hey, you want to jog again tomorrow Maybe in the afternoon? We can hang out later.
That will be great. Cool.
That's how we do that.
Hey, w-no is that awesome?
Yes.
Kyle makes his mother very happy.
What can they do? may have similarities
other than the desire straight?
Well, they both have penis which hasn't been sucked today.
Thank you, Gwen.
You have nothing to worry about
Kyle isn't threatening. He is like... soy milk
or something you use When you run out of normal milk.
And you cream-- gay cream
Ew. Shut up!
What's wrong with all the pictures?
I don't know I like that. I'm a little good at that.
Since when?
from now on.
I think I found my call.
I almost didn't think about sex anymore.
I just want to draw it.
It's not like you.
And you are all jealous also not like you.
Look, this is simple. Troy is a blank canvas.
No, he sketched.
He has all these lame ideas about what is gay like,
but he needs you to enter and give horny details.
Ha ha. And before you know it...
fine art.
[snoring]
[audience cheers on TV] Damn damn it! Damn damn it!
Come on, bastard! We can win this!
Kyle, 48 points behind with less than a minute to go.
Oh. [TV off]
That Actually it's really fun.
So, it's okay If one of us makes a mistake occasionally.
You know, we even talked about the possibility...
playing... together.
What, like three directions? Yes.
I've been three times.
What? Yes, with two girls.
Oh. I think it's important.
barely.
We are in this empty farmhouse outside the city
That would be good, you know.
They have me in the middle. We are kissing.
And then they pull the underwear down and push me to the city center,
and that's when things start to fall apart.
So you don't like it?
Well, it turns out it doesn't do much for me Does that make me gay?
Well, a lot of straight guys don't like to eat pussy
I mean, they complained about it all the time Then what happened next?
Now, the situation is getting worse.
I can't, you know.
I can't find their clits. You can't
Or the G-spot or whatever.
I'm there forever. That's embarrassing.
They laugh at me.
And one of them even called me Susan Lucci fucking tongue
Seventeen attempts and no clitoris.
I know where that is. You did
Yes. Well, can you show me?
Showing you? How did you find it on Tiffani?
How should I to show that? I don't know Use your finger.
What if I use yours?
You know, so you can feel it what I do.
This is stupid No, come on. This will be fun.
I'll show you my whole routine Alright. [clears throat]
Alright. First,
You have to start with a few temptations.
Breathe on it.
[exhales] For him to stretch.
And then, you just...
[laughs] Which usually doesn't the reaction I got
No, this is good. This is good.
In the middle of of all this,
of course,
is the love button.
But most girls go crazy if you just...
diving in
That's good.
That's very good.
Sorry I missed the game, guys. What the hell?
I just showed Troy some tips in his field from cunnilingus
No, I have my suspicion when I, like, 12 or 13.
But I don't know for sure until a few years later
when I went down to my first person
That's the best That happened to me.
What? Being gay?
Yes.
Imagine that you think you will live your life one way -
You get a job, you get married, get a three-bedroom house -
and then you find this... thing about you
This opens up a million new choices how you can live your life.
Suddenly, you don't have that milestone what straight people have to compare with each other against.
You can choose your own adventure I like those books.
Me too. But aren't you worried?
You will end up alone and don't have anything ?
Not everyone Gay or straight?
Sprint you go home
[panting]
And so you know, Mother Kyle's reaction
for him to be straight not awesome
Huh? Good,
You say it like You are happy for them.
That's how must be.
My parents are really cool with me being gay
Yes, but are your parents? is really okay with that
I bet Kyle's mother grew up fine with that.
But you see How happy he is.
And that's what parents really want their children.
If you ask, most parents will say it
they only want their children Be happy.
And maybe my mother will be happier if I put my cock somewhere else But you've seen that gay ex. Is it happy
[sighs] If your parents love you
No, exactly where you are. Right now.
I will call it Proposition.
What do you think? I don't know ... I...
This is a movie or rent. Choose your own adventure.
When I walk on both of them from you, I, like,
"Fuck this draw one person per hour shit. If I can catch tension between two"...
Is there tension? Dear, it's more tense than Star Jones in a training bra.
Now, for that display you have--
surprised, slightly turned around, is a little scared No, I don't know.
Look at Marc's groin and imagine what he can do for you with it
Trust me, he can do many things.
Perfect.
So, uh, are you both dated?
Gwen is my last boyfriend. And Marc is the first.
After him, everything I want Until now it's gay.
I have an idea. This can take a long time,
and I see its potential something more interesting
Can I do a series? with you?
It's almost like a story that starts with this scene and goes from there
What do you think? I do not know
If I say, "Pose with a woman," You really will.
It's not like we even have time to pose for a series.
I will take a photo and use it to draw from.
Come on. We can be done in minutes,
depending on how well you two are... connected
Yeah, but Troy feels uncomfortable
No. I will do it.
Perfect. I'll take my camera.
Are you sure?
Yes.
Choose your own adventure.
Okay, Troy, sit back. Marc, go with your pants.
[beeps] Perfect.
Okay, Troy, stand back with Marc I want you to do it the same character you do.
Like he's still a virgin and he wants it, But he's confused.
Can you do that? Yes.
So, Marc, honey, why don't you get one knee down
and put your hand under...
Yes, that's [camera beeping]
Actually, lift your clothes a little and lift your head so you look for in his eyes.
[beep camera]
It looks like you are currently and you want it
[beeps]
Marc, I want you to stand up and take Troy...
Yes, that's [camera beeping]
Now, Troy, removal of shirt
is one of the hottest moments If you know right away you will skin the skin,
chest on chest,
lips on lips
[beep camera] Marc, throw the shirt aside.
Marc, lick one of those Troy nipples
Don't worry This will feel good.
Yes. I - I know [camera beeping]
Troy, run your left hand through Marc's hair
[beep camera]
Marc, hold it there.
Troy, pull Marc in [beep camera]
Yes.
[beep camera]
Marc, licked his chest up to his neck [beep camera]
[Gwen] How are you feeling, Troy?
Really, very good.
Then throw your head back.
[grunts] Sorry.
That's perfect. Stay there
Marc, makes it like you kissed the way down.
[camera beeping]
What if I do this?
This is hot right? God, yes
You are a natural person, Troy.
[camera beeping] Close your eyes.
Marc, moving down between his legs and kissing his stomach
[camera beeping]
Now, Marc, wake up so that you are above him,
face to face.
You can open your eyes if you want.
Hold the pose. Like you will kiss it.
One of the first kisses
it takes forever before you meet
Move closer...
and closer.
[camera beeping]
Dirt! What?
My card is full Hey, look, I want to keep going like this
Are you okay with that right? Uh huh.
I will only upload it in my room.
It took 15 minutes. Hold the pose.
I will be in my room. With the door closed.
[close the door]
I... don't think I can stay like this for 15 minutes
Likewise with me.
I - I know I'm not your type, but...
And I'm not a girl, but we will improvise.
[groaning]
Oh, it feels really good. [moans]
I will... I will...
[snoring]
Wow.
That's... fast.
I'm sorry. - It's been a long time.
Plus, I - I haven't got it like that before
Like that-- means with guy or does that mean it's good?
Here, let me get you a towel No, wait
it's my turn.
[groaning, snorting]
Troy... [moans]
Tooth! Tooth! Sorry. Sorry.
[moans] No problem.
Oh yeah! Oh!
[tense] Oh yeah!
[grunts] Alright.
[sighs]
It's not me doing it right
No, you're fine. I only...
No, I can't.
Fuck Why am I so bad? give oral sex?
No, you are great. I just...
I'm sorry.
Is it because I'm not your type
Troy, you're hot, believe me.
Or, no, don't trust me.
Can you wait one minute
It's hot.
I can't do it.
But it will happen exactly as you want
I can't do it.
If Kyle wants it pretends to be straight just to have sex with Troy,
that's the prerogative
I can't do this anymore
Well, at least we can finish shooting
[close the door]
[departing car] Oh good.
Maybe he panicked made it with a man.
Maybe he is looking for someone who is not going to make fun of him?
I know where he's gone
[sighs] I'm messed up. What is that?
I have sex with a man.
Is that Marc?
God! Terrible!
I know. Past.
Previously? Past?
I feel very guilty, because...
all I can do Think about yourself, Kyle.
Very? Yes. And how I let you down,
and how I let the group down,
and how, more than anything, I just want to be with a woman
Or with men and women.
I don't know This is very confusing.
[sighs] And then I think from you two,
and what good friend Have you been to me,
and how honest and open are you around Your struggle, Kyle,
and about how you two have... settings.
Wait wait. Is this too weird?
This isn't too weird! This isn't too weird!
Ahhh!
[panting] Show me.
Huh? Show your routine.
Oh. It will go so far, huh?
Three ways are usually done.
I want you to teach me.
Please? I need this.
Now, why don't I do it? little mouth magic to you first?
That will make me fine and roll out mat welcome there.
No, you two first.
That way, it will make me ready for what you will do to me.
But you don't want seconds to be careless.
I mean, the company must go first
[whimpers]
It's very hot. [laughing nervously]
Oh, Kyle, I've eaten out. The child wants to see how it was done
Please don't make me! Please don't make me!
[snoring]
[smelling lips]
Oh yeah.
There he is.
You can do it. Make Mama proud.
God, it's like that _ that little homo can.
Do you want to try it now, please
Troy? [Kyle gulukan]
Where did you go? [gasps]
Well, of course it doesn't taste like sugar and seasoning.
Troy? What is going on?
This is my pussy. My vagina scared him!
You are a former gay prostitute
God!
Can we enter, or do you enter in the middle of dinner?
What are you doing here?
We don't eat pussy. What do all three of you do?
Good, [gulp]
Kyle shows Troy cunnilingus art
And he did it an amazing job.
Yes, for gay guys.
Yes I know. Everything. And you will do it anything to put.
I eat pussy without anything?
You deserve it. Hey!
It's not that bad.
I'm sorry. I'm terrible
We are all terrible.
If there is consolation, is not just about sex.
We like you very much. Working with you Watch a match. Drawing You
Well, it doesn't matter now. You think he will want to have something to do with us Now, what's messed up The problem is, even though you lied to me
and each other and for people You don't even know,
I like you... liar We also like you. Yes, you are very cool.
And I'm sorry. I know I'm fine with all confused.
Yes, so, come on. You've been sucking dick and eating pussy. Who is it
Well, that's what happened stumbled on me for years.
I think that must have happened one or the other.
After sampling both, I came to a conclusion.
I am bisexual.
[together] There is no such thing!
Who do you say? Uh, natural law.
It's like a horse damn gerbil
Well then, I'm a weirdo, and I'm proud of that.
Good. Be proud, bi-boy.
I hope you're proud when we meet.
Yes, I think it's difficult when people like you
and Jacob Buchanan told him How bad it is to be gay.
Yes. Forgive me.
I should have helped you instead of trying to take advantage from you do not know what you are
So what do we do now?
We will stop people like me
No one has to take advantage strange kids who are confused And the sooner we help them see what it is they don't like in themselves
so they can see all the best Things that are right in front of them,
better.
She's a homosexual who fucks everything for other homosexuals I don't know what that is -
Octavio, if someone like he doesn't exist, everyone will come out.
You will lie like that. [finger button]
Hmm. I understand what you mean.
I will do it. And then we make love.
Stop the spread from faggotry
Wake up and smell patchouli. You are the embankment
Helping! I was recruited
Reassure me You don't like it Do your best.
Listen, I won't embrace who I am just because is clear, okay?
What? Everyone is very cool by being gay
"This Will and Grace, Clay Aiken."
Well, I'm not going to be labeled You don't convince me.
Okay, I'm gay. Now shut up and kiss me.
I'm not gay Then what do you want?
I want us to make art.
It's very... hot.
God, you are a lesbian.
[Kyle] Mother?
What are you doing here?
What's wrong? There is no.
It's okay I've never seen you being upset [sniffles]
I am in a beauty shop,
and I saw through a magazine,
and I see that Oscar is coming
Well, I think, who am I going to watch Oscar with?
And then Britney Aguilera the song continues
You know, about that you are beautiful, even if you are ugly and gay?
And I thought, who will play me this pesky music?
Who will take me to dance when do I have a bad date?
Oh, ma'am, come on. Oh, no, you stop.
You will marry and have children, for God's sake
I will visit with my girlfriend,
and everything we will talk about is our grandson
And it's very boring!
Dan, Kyle,
You've never been boring,
and that is because you are gay You are homo,
and I want my little homo back!
Mother, she's back.
[sobbing] Honey.
[tape ripping]
What is my vagina? scares you What?
That night. You run away the second You see my vagina.
Don't be crazy I think you have a very sexy pussy
Now, you certainly know how to lure a girl
[tape ripping] There.
This port-a-potty's is ready to roll Stop the spread of faggotry. I got a valuable BlackBerry. We have five minutes.
Alright. Now, do what you have to do, but hurry up.
[Octavio on the phone] Cool. It shouldn't take more than a few minutes.
Hi. Hey.
So, you want--
Understood.
Perfect. Now take your butt in the parking lot, pronto.
This changed me. Stop the spread from faggotry
Octavio, don't you go to the big presentation
Oh yeah. But it's only 1:00.
There are five minutes left.
This is 1:00. Check your schedule
Oh. I could have sworn first...
So, it looks like you have time to kill, huh?
Yes you know, there is a lot of work must be done.
Oh that's too bad.
Hi. Are you here to come?
Yes, we Where is Jacob?
I'm Linda, his mother. Oh, Mrs. Buchanan, Nice to meet you
I'm Kyle, one belongs to Jacob right hand.
He ran a little late, but he said to go ahead and start without him.
Hah. Jacob never called you
Oh, well, that might be because he's already so busy talking about all girls she's already dating, huh?
[laughs]
No.
Not kissing
[chuckles] Do you like it naughty?
[moans]
[groaning]
Today, I am proud to be present the fruits of my child's work.
But more than that,
I am enthusiastic to see swelling Come in
As a homosexual threat
seems to be swollen exponentially,
those are people like my son Jacob
which continues to drive our crusade into the spotlight.
Oh yeah. I want this
[unzip] for a long time.
Shhh. Shhh. Not. I want to be hard.
That's dangerous. It's hot.
Open this. And shut up.
Jacob is always a light flare.
When he came to me as a teenager and told me from his inner demons,
I know we can destroy them with loving support and strong boxing.
Oh, you will divide me into two, no?
[moans, grunts]
And we have!
Today, Jacob is dating a girl! And he likes dating girls.
Jacob proved it that if you can fight it, you can hide it.
And if you can hide it, You can bury it!
Thank you.
[Jacob moans]
[no dialog can be heard]
[moans] What was that? That's me
Oh, God, is that?
Oh, God, here it is!
In accordance with the theme that you have mentioned, Linda, we have assigned
local artist Gwen Anderson and member of Coming In Violet Muffdaver
to describe the hatred and immoral actions homosexuality
in a new and interesting campaign we want to be present now Gwen.
[Jacob, Octavio groaning] [shriveled]
[groaning continuously] [squealing continues]
Members of the student press, heterosexual,
and those who want to be,
we present Coming In's latest advertising campaign
[all gasp]
"Gay sex sucks." [Guest mumbles]
God! Oh dear!
This is...
really rebels!
Where is Jacob?
Oh, honey, I'm very close.
Where is my child? [Jacob shouting]
I'll find Jacob,
and when he finished with you... [Jacob] Oh, God! Oh!
Oh dear! So close! So close!
[groaning loudly] Oh dear!
So close! So close! [groaning constantly]
Jacob?
Oh, I'm coming!
[all gasp]
[groans] [Guest mumbles]
[man whispers] That's Jacob!
Oh!
Mama?
[vomiting] [moans]
Release this from me
[Humans] Bad.
Yep, he's gay.
[Linda] And the zipper, Jacob.
Gwen, I wonder if I can maybe model for you sometime
Me too.
[both chuckles]
I don't know someone Can be very fun.
[Jacob] This is who I am... [continues, unclear]
Listen, Tiffani, uh,
I don't know how you feel all... bisexual things.
Well, I let my ex-girlfriend Gay roommate go down to me.
I'm a pretty open person. Yeah, well,
Do you know how you and Kyle pretended to have an arrangement?
Do you mean three ways?
Yes.
Um, how are you feeling?
If you really have it with me?
Because... I will be honored to be your girlfriend
Nobody ever said that for me before [giggling]
You know, you go above and beyond the call of duty.
[chuckles] No. It's very hot.
And now I think it's time for you to reply to me for my service
Oh, Octavio, I don't think - I won't take an answer.
No.
Now that's easy. I'm out of here.
You are back here, and you are talking... No. What do you know, ma'am?
I'm glad you caught me.
I'm gay, and Octavio...
[correcting pronunciation] Octavio.
Well, she's my lover. [scoffs]
[Guests panting, mumbling]
Well, we go to make love. It seems like everyone.
Please help me Yes?
Lead him to the clitoris. Oh dear,
from the waist down, that's all the clitoris [laughs]
That's how I do it.
Do you know what? This is my lie taking us inside
really has a way works out
Yes. Perfect.
Remember how when you and Marc fought against Troy,
You knocked some unknown beliefs none of us knows?
Yes.
Use.
[footsteps approaching]
So, the plan works.
Everyone seems to be Being happy.
So, Octavio, huh?
You can. There is nothing there.
Only friends I've had sex once.
Looks like you came out and made some hot friends.
Yes. I am more social.
That makes you jealous [chuckles] What?
When Troy left last night, I know where he went.
The same place as before when I have a problem I need to talk about it.
I'm jealous [chuckles]
I see,
Do you think that you can find it in your heart to love someone
who pretends to be straight only to be laid down?
I don't know Can you love someone? Who flirts with too many guys
while he is your girlfriend?
Can you love someone? which is the last sexual act involved eating pussy?
Can you love someone who--
You say that you will go
You say that you will stay
And I believe
Every word you say
Only half the story
If you just told me half the story
Then I only believe half of you
If you just told me half the story
just say to me which is half right
[groaning loudly]
Yes! Yes! Yes!
[sighs]
Am I doing good Yes, honey, you are doing good.
Alright. Time for thirds.
[continue]
I said I love you You say you love me This is our fairy tale
We can make it end happily So, let's rewrite the story
If you just told me half the story
half where you will stick to
If you start telling me all stories
I will start a new story with you
If you just told me half the story
Then I only believe half of you
If you just told me half the story
just say to me which is half right
If you just told me half the story
half where you will stick to
If you start telling me all stories
I will start a new story with you
[ending]
[Humans] You make it better
When we are together
Yes, you make it better
Every day
You make it better
When we are together
Yes, you make it better
Every day