How are you?
Animal Planet.
Dude, I just dreamed of the craziest thing.
- What about? - I don't remember.
Yeah. Yeah.
Your morning.
Morning, Gene.
What did we do last night?
I don't know.
Wait. Didn't the twins have a party?
Yeah, there he is. Feast of the twins.
- Right. - Right.
Are we there?
I assume we are there.
What kind of girlfriend if we weren't there?
Can I order?
No.
See you tomorrow, Gene.
Shibby.
How do you know Gene?
Oh, I think he's your friend.
No, no, I don't know him.
I'm starving.
- This is pudding. - I always wondered what the fridge is...
... full of pudding as seen.
Maybe we were in vain last night...
... do we buy a supply of pudding for a lifetime and forget about it?
I say it's possible.
- Jesse. - And Chester is "shibby" now.
Please leave Shibby after the beep sign. Shibby.
What happened last night?
You go with a few people, pizza and a barrel. Our house is being evicted.
You poor girlfriends. Always disappoints us.
Now you might be on the couch with your underwear.
Playing a thumbs up war.
Wear the soldier's helmet.
And you, you might forget our anniversary.
Which one is today.
You don't get our special treatment for you.
Just want to thank you for dirtying our home.
Bye!
The twins sound angry.
- The good thing is we have something for them. - Yeah.
So where is the prize?
- That must be in your car. - It's in the car.
So we bring the presents to the twins' house...
... get our special treatment.
Hey, what do you think they mean with special treatment?
We've been dating them for a year.
And we never get sex.
"Special treatment" is the code for sex.
Of course.
- Special treatment! - Sex.
Open, you're lazy!
Mr. Pizzacoli!
You left the job last night...
... with 30 non-delivered pizzas!
I want answers!
Open the door!
It's open.
- Crazy! - What? I am sorry.
Mr. Pizzacoli.
- Hi, how are you? - 30 pizzas not delivered!
If I find that pizza-pizzaku is brought you home for you to eat...
... I'll destroy you like an air bomb!
- Look, it's an elephant! - What?
- Maybe it's just a postman. - Both of you are the most responsible workers...
... and the most disappointing ever...
... on Pizza Delivery Mr. Pizzacoli Pronto!
Training a dolphin will be a better job for you!
Well, sure, but later the pizza will get wet.
Look, a rhinoceros!
A rhinoceros?
Sorry, I think it's an ordinary horse. Strange!
You've eliminated my pizza.
And I will catch you in the end.
And when I do, I swear to God, You will never deliver pizza again...
... in this city again!
- Beres. - Yeah.
We will go to the twins' house.
We will give their gifts and apologize for polluting their home.
And we get our special treatment.
Dude, where is my car?
Where is your car, man?
Dude, where is my car?
Where is your car, man?
Dude, where is my car?
Where is your car, man?
- Did I drive last night? - Yeah, I think so.
- Really? - I'm not sure.
- Dude, where is your car? - Dude, this isn't funny. It's gone.
- Yeah. - Dude, where is my car?
Shut up, man!
Good. OK, look.
You're right. What we have to do is...
... got into our minds where we were last night.
Through this, we can trace our footsteps.
- Yeah. - Simulation of Memory Perception...
... Memory Awareness Converter.
"Discovery Channel".
Good.
- Nelson's? - Shibby.
- I'm tired of walking, man. - Me too.
Hey, that's Mrs. Crabbleman. He will give us a ride.
Hey, Mrs. Crabbleman!
Hey! Hey!
Mrs. Crabbleman.
Damn it.
He certainly doesn't recognize you.
- This is Binglemans. - Oh, hey.
Mr. Bingleman!
Hey, Mr. Bingleman.
- Maybe we should walk. - Yeah.
Listen, Nelson, the car is missing...
... and we have to do this memory recall...
... so we can go back to the part of our mind to know where we were last night.
Deep in your consciousness, you must see.
Concentrate on your knowledge, you must.
Your eyes, you have to close.
And bring it to mo.
Whoops.
Concentration, you don't.
Sorry.
- Did your dog die? - He is not dead.
Here, Jackal. Come on, kid.
- I don't think he will come. - Maybe he is deaf.
Deaf, he's not, man.
Here, Jackal.
- Come on, Jackal. - Does he know another trick...
... besides not moving?
Okay, you want to see a trick, man?
Hey, Jackal.
Bite, killer.
This is the pleasure. OK.
Good boy, Jackal.
Good child.
Take a deep breath. There he is.
- Dude, your damn dog. - Can he drink beer?
Now, the little he does is...
... lie down and smoke.
Jackal, can I see your pipe?
Oh, no, no! Very protected, the pipe.
When someone touches it, he doesn't like it.
Sorry, Jackal.
Yeah, look? He apologizes.
Damn it.
- That's one crazy dog, man. - Do you know what we have to do?
- Eat? - Not. Eat.
Good choice, my friend. I'll take the key.
Hey, Nelson. I'll order.
"Chinese cuisine." Can i help
- I want to order something. - What do you like?
Yeah, I want to order 3 onion chicken.
- Then? - Then 3 white rice.
- Then? - Then...
- Hey, do you want soup? - Certain.
- Yeah. 3 orders of won ton soup. - Then?
- Oh, some luck cakes too. - Then?
That's all.
Then?
No, that's all.
- Then? - No "then."
I... That's all I want.
Then?
Then... Then there's nothing else, because I finished ordering. Well?
Then?
Look, what I want is 3 chicken onions...
... and 3 white rice.
Then?
- Then soup, man. - Oh, then won ton soup.
- Then? - And cake, good luck.
And fortune cookies.
So it's just chicken, rice...
... soup and fortune cookies, and that's all.
Then?
Then you can save it in a brown paper bag...
... and put it in my hand, because I want to eat.
Then?
I refuse to play your mind game Chinese Cuisine.
- Then? - Not! No "then"!
- Then? - No "then"!
- Then? - Not! No "then"!
- Then? - You're starting to make me emotional, girl.
- Then? - Then...
... I will come there and kick your butt...
... and if you say "then" again!
Then then then then...
Then?
Come on, Nelson, help us find my car.
You shouldn't have an "egg roll" on the speaker box.
I'm not the only one who calls the Dalai Lama a homo.
- I'm just kidding. - Yeah, Nelson doesn't appreciate that.
Look, it's Christie Boner.
Wow! The sexiest of the sexy.
El fuego from all el fuego.
- Did he just wave to us? - Impossible. It will never wave to us.
Then why did he just wave to us?
I don't know. Maybe he thinks we are someone else.
The person he waved.
Hi, Chester.
Hi.
Hi, Jesse. I really had a nice time with you last night.
- Me too. - That's a crazy party.
- Hey, did you see my car? - Well, I saw that last night.
I mean, I see the back seat.
- I mean everything. - Get another with all the money...
-... which you throw. - Money?
Yeah. You have a suitcase full of money.
- A suitcase full of money? - You don't remember giving me $ 500...
... to show my breasts to you?
- $ 500? - Your breasts?
You mean, you don't remember everything?
How about now?
No.
How about now?
I'm a little bit blurry too.
Maybe if I can get a little refresh of course.
- Alright. - Come on.
- Do these losers bother you? - No, Tommy.
People like you will never get a girl like this.
- Stay with your partner. - Don't do dirty things.
Next time you disturb my boyfriend...
-... when it hit. - Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
- OK. - Consider your warning.
See you later, man!
dude, you touched hoo-hoo Christie Boner.
Shibby!
Low-five.
- Yeah. - Let's leave here.
Chester!
Dude, it's Christie Boner which is super sexy.
Where do we get a suitcase full of money?
Why don't we have it now?
We may deposit it in the Swiss Bank.
Now, if we have a ridiculous amount of money, where do we go now?
man.
Sweet!
We can't be here last night.
We never fit in a place like this.
See everything! That's Mr. Jesse and Mr. Chester!
Look at the "cat".
Good afternoon, Jesse, Chester. How do you feel today?
A little confusing.
Hi, Chester. Hi, Jesse.
Did you enjoy last night?
- Have we met? - This is me, Tania.
Remember last night when I gave you...
... super special, slippery round dance?
Of course. How can I forget?
Do you want to do that again?
Right now, that's me.
If you say that.
Did I get a special dance?
You got it.
Sweet!
So...
... how about super special the slippery round dance?
What do you think, throwing my money?
- You're a... - I'm a transsexual woman.
What do you mean by that?
Oh, man, you're a man! That's...
You...
Last night, I saw you took my money suitcase here.
- Stealing money? - $ 200,000.
$ 200,000!
I gave you the suitcase and left. We should meet.
But you never showed up! Where is the suitcase?
- I don't know. - You don't know?
- Where is the suitcase? - It's in my car.
Then take it. Hurry up. Or you will be able to sing soprano.
man. Dude, man!
- We have to go. - Are you crazy?
I'm with striptease dancers.
Seriously, man, this is an emergency.
So this, bro.
This is an emergency striptease dancer.
- Goodbye! - Bye, Chester!
I love you!
We should meet him with the case, but we don't show up.
Sounds like us. Did we waste last night?
I touch hoo-hoo Christie, we are in debt of $ 200,000...
... which belongs to the transsexual striptease dancer, and my car is gone.
- I want to say we are very unlucky. - We have to find your car.
Okay, let's see. The last place we remembered last night was...
Twins. But we can't come without gifts for celebrations.
I know! We will give them something small now.
When we find the car, we will give them the real prize. That's 1 dollar...
... 39.
- I don't know. - Trust me.
- That would be really cool. Let's go. - Well.
We are very unlucky.
I understand that.
- We've been clean all day. - What are you guys saying
Congratulations.
We eat dark. We know you don't like it.
The only dark thing we like.
Oh, yeah.
But you can use that box to save...
You saved...
... ribbon.
- You forget our celebration. - No, of course not.
No, we have a good gift for you. We are having a problem with the car.
We come here as soon as possible...
... to help you clean, but...
Oh, no.
It looks like you guys are done.
All we have to do is get the garbage out.
Guess they haven't come out yet.
Do you know? We will remove the trash.
You two go and take a hot shower.
Yeah. You deserve that after all this hard work.
Pamper yourself.
- Only... - Don't make a mess.
Slow and sure, good friend.
10-4.
- You're tilting. - Sorry.
- Why are you tilting? - You give me the heavy part.
- Leave it, man. - No, we can take it.
No. Let it go.
We won't leave that.
Good.
- I'll take my shoes off. - Well.
Beware. Stop pushing!
Watch out! Watch Out. Watch Out.
- Are we okay? Are we ok? - We're still fine.
Now, take off your shoes, and you take it.
- OK. - Get it. There he is, there he is.
I got it!
Oh, my God!
You can't do something right.
Why do you always mess things up?
- I have 3 words: anger management. - Yeah!
Dude, we really have to find your car.
Sorry to pull you like that on the street.
- We really have to talk to you. - Who are you?
My name is Zarnoff. This is Zabu, Zellner, Zilbor, Zelmina...
- and Jeff. - Hey.
More specifically, we are recipients of instructions...
... from E.T. (alien) about the outer space.
Please and laugh.
We are used to being toyed with.
Good.
We have been sent by our leader who is wise and strong...
... Zoltan...
... to find you and fix the continuum transfunctioner.
Hey, have you been to Uranus?
That should be fun this year.
This is important. We were intercepted an interstellar message...
... which brings us to believe that last night...
... you have a transfunctioner continuum.
Where is it now?
- What? - Continuum transfunctioner...
... very mysterious and very great.
- And? - And that mystery...
... exceeded only by that power.
Sorry, we don't remember about last night.
You have to be careful.
The danger is to follow the continuum transfunctioner. So say...
- Zoltan. - Zoltan.
I'll tell you.
We will continue to monitor continuously for trans-ding-a-ling...
... and if we see that, we will contact you.
Yes. You must.
But remember, you're in great danger.
Don't trust anyone.
Except us.
Thank you, Jeff. Good point.
Don't trust anyone, except us.
Zoltan.
Wait a minute. Let's repeat. Last night, we lost my car...
... we receive stolen money from a transvestite striptease dancer...
... and now some space book nerds want us to find something we cannot say.
Maybe we should cut back shibbying.
- Thank you, man. - Oh good!
You're on time. You have a special suit.
Mr. Lee, tailor, made a special suit for you. Come on
- Dude, you have a tattoo! - What?
- You too, man. - Not.
- Dude, what are the words in my tattoo? - "Sweet"!
- How about me? - "Dude." What is mine
"Sweet."
- How is mine? - "Dude."
- What is mine? - "Sweet"!
- How about mine? - "Dude." And I?
"Sweet." What about me?
"Dude." What is mine
"Sweet"! How is mine
"Dude." What is mine
"Sweet"! How is mine
"Dude"! What is mine
"Sweet"!
Stupid!
The word on your tattoo is "man," the word in your tattoo is "sweet."
Understand?
Sorry.
- Hey. - Hey.
- Sorry. - Sorry.
- Shibby. - Very awesome, very awesome.
You two are number one, special guy who looks good.
- Did we get this last night? - You're sweet...
- How much is this? - You paid for it.
I only made a few small changes. Add the secret pocket that you ordered.
We may get continual trans-sphincter.
What...?
Oh, man!
man!
Sweet!
Cool!
- How do we pay for this setting? - Oh, you pay cash.
New money, new one hundred dollar bill.
Hey, do you see what we drive?
me? No, I don't see the car.
Hello?
Dude, we buy cellular phones.
That's not all we buy, man.
Shibby!
Dude, I sure can believe we hired a car last night. God!
- But who is Johnny Potsmoker? - That's my other ego.
I think that's my other ego.
No, that's my other ego.
- Your other ego is Smokey McPot. - Oh, yeah.
You will never know that.
Good, man.
That's it. Break time is over.
Time to find my car.
This is impossible.
Are you Jesse and Chester?
I don't know. Why?
If you are Jesse and Chester...
... maybe we will give erotic pleasure.
- That's us. - Here.
We are looking for a transfunctioner continuum.
- Who are you? - We are not people. We're sexy girls.
She's right.
Continuum transfunctioner...
... very mysterious and super objects.
- And? - And that mystery...
... only surpassed by that power.
That doesn't help.
We will give you pleasure, if you give us the transfunctioner continuum.
Let me straighten your offer. First you give us...
... the pleasure, then we give you the continuum transfunctioner?
No. First give us the continuum transfunctioner...
... then we give you the pleasure.
I heard that before.
Good, pay attention. How about this?
You give me pleasure...
... then we give you the continuum transfunctioner.
- If there is time, you do it yourself. - Dude...
- Agree. - Sweet!
- Wait a minute. - Thank you.
Come here. The space book nerdy tells us not to trust anyone.
Yeah, but, they offer oral pleasure to us!
What...?
- OK. - Well.
Hey. Where did the sexy girls go?
Where is my money, kid?
We are just about to look for it.
You chose a striptease dancer transvestites who were wrong to screw up.
You pinched me.
Well, let's see what the police say about this.
- You were arrested. - Arrested.
- B-U-S-T, busted. - This one.
- This person. - Chester! I see this at "COPS"!
- Kick hard and reply! - Bye-bye, kid.
Turn on the siren.
You're always into bullshit "I don't remember".
Yeah. We don't remember.
Last night, your car was known to leave...
-... where there are large drug transactions. - You found my car.
You get more important things for worrying now.
Where are you between midnight and 2 a.m. last night?
I tell you, fine? We don't remember anything.
I see we have to do the hard way.
Where were you last night between midnight and 2 a.m. ?
We don't know.
What...?
- Now do you remember? - Not.
- How about now? - Not.
Hey, leave him alone! He doesn't know anything!
- Are you ready to talk now? - Dude, we don't remember!
Fine, this is the whip you want.
Hey, it's a donut man.
These two people were in the "Donut House" last night.
We started talking and they bought donuts for the entire police station.
What time did it occur?
Let's look. It should be between midnight and 2 a.m. .
Damn it!
You're not the people we were looking for. Sorry.
Wait there, bro.
- Come on, Kojak. - OK.
I'm very sorry about all this.
This seems to be an identity error.
Actually, they are the real criminals there.
One of our officers...
-... made a wrong identification. - Yeah, that is me.
Sorry about that, friends.
Rick will tell you exactly where your car is.
- We find the car. - We find the car.
We find the car!
- Yeah, we found the car. - Find my car.
Now we get the gift, go to the house The twins, and get our special treatment.
Sweet!
Give us the key and we will get out of here.
You got it.
Oh, kid. Oh, kid.
What's the matter, Rick?
Nothing, I'm just... kid.
Good. Jeez.
Did you say you want your car back, or do you want it to be confiscated?
We want the car back, please.
Oh, I see. It's funny, because what happens is...
... I accidentally sent your car to confiscation.
- Rick. - I know.
I can definitely tell you this. You guys...
... can get your car back in a few days.
We don't have a few days, Rick. We want the car back now.
Say, how about the treat? There is Bavarian cream.
- Yeah. - That's good.
- It was great. I have a lot.
- Do you know? Forget it. - Well.
- Psych! - Oh, jeez. You got me
Hey, followers, who is the chairman? I.
You're like a joke maker.
One.
- Damn it! - Did you see Jesse and Chester?
- What? - We are looking for Jesse and Chester.
I don't know where they are...
... but I bet delinquents there know.
Then, remember? I said, "See you later, man."
- Why am I with a fucking person? - They are good people...
... not like someone I know.
Maybe it's time for me to find someone with a sensitive side.
Someone who values me as a human.
Maybe someone like Jesse or Chester.
OK, listen. We will find Jesse and Chester.
And when we succeed, the time is "stoner-bashing"!
- Do you know Jesse and Chester? - Who are you?
- We're sexy girls. - Yes, you are.
We believe they have an continuum transfunctioner.
However, if you bring a continuum transfunctioner from them...
... and bring it to us, we will give you erotic pleasure.
You have your own agreement.
Good friends. Good, friends, new plans.
First, we look for those fools, get the continuunction transfunctioner...
-... then, it's time to "jerk-bashing". - Yeah!
Oh, yeah.
I just remembered where you might be able to find them.
Send the sexy girl to meet the twins.
It will attract those people into hot water.
Try that again. Well? Just take it out of the park.
All right, give it a shot.
Fine, you almost succeeded.
Now concentrate, swing as hard as you can...
... and focus on the ball. Well?
All right, little friend, you can do that!
I succeeded! I did it! I hit it! I did it!
- Do you know Jesse and Chester? - Sorry?
- We are looking for Jesse and Chester. - Who are you?
We're sexy girls with big breasts.
Really?
Can I touch your face? This is the only way I can see...
-... with whom I speak. - Well.
Wow! You are sexy.
Is this normal?
Oh, yeah. This is the way how blind people shake hands.
- Sammy, you're next. - Good...
- Come on. - What...? Sis!
Excuse me, a little help. Wanda. Wilma.
- Anthony? - Anthony, what's wrong?
None. I just read.
Bye, girls, I have to be alone now.
- We are looking for Jesse and Chester. - Who are you?
We are not human. We are sexy girls.
We should meet them later, but we can't wait.
- We don't know where they are. - And unfortunately, we don't care.
- Dude, let's contact Nelson. - Yeah. See if he is at home.
- Hello? - Hey, Nelson, this is Chester.
Hey, Chester! No, this is me, Tommy.
Your friend Nelson is busy.
This is bad karma, friends.
Hey, tell me where the transfunctioner continuum is.
No, English.
Your friend's meat is rotten except I got the transfunctioner continuum.
Damn it! Take your pipe!
- My ball! - What is that?
Tommy gets Nelson! He knows about the continuum transfunctioner.
Those hot girls!
I'm tired of hearing about the transfunctioner continuum.
- If there is one more person asking... - Did you get the transfunctioner continuum?
Who are you?
We're transfunctioner continuum guards.
This is all that stands between the universe and destruction.
This is a mysterious and super tool.
And the mystery can only be surpassed by that power.
- We know. - We don't have that.
But the universe?
Disrupting the universe.
Disrupting the universe?
Chimps often use sticks as a simple tool.
That's one of the smart primates.
- Hey. - Hey.
What are you doing here?
We only want to see how the problem is the car.
Oh, that car. It's still in the workshop.
Really?
Workshop that is run by a beautiful girl in after black?
Where did you date him before?
- Well, you see, Jesse thought... - Today is our celebration.
- Not only you don't give presents. - But you got rid of us...
... for some big breasts...
This is love.
- What is that? - Yeah.
I fell in love with Wanda. And you fell in love with Wilma.
But look, now we know...
... that we become poor girlfriends, we can change it.
- Can we? - Yeah. And you know?
I'll bet we bought them a very cool celebration present.
Do you know why? Because we love them.
Is it wrapped in cool paper?
Yeah. I will tell you what we will do.
We will go to the confiscation site, get the car, where there is a prize in it...
... and then go home in twins, and ask them to come back to us!
Yeah! Let's do it.
No, wait. I have to take nonsense.
- Tell you. - I know.
I know your body.
Friends, I have good news. We just got your car this morning.
Alright!
But the bad news...
... Boyer officers don't just send your car to confiscation...
... he registered it for auction and it was sold this afternoon.
Rick.
- Do you know who bought the car? - I have the address here.
Alright.
But it will fight regulation...
... 457XY2-665 give it to you.
Come on. Only...
Towards this side of this counter is not allowed.
The last person who tried it ended with 3 broken fingers.
- Take it. - You can take it!
No, I can... one of these has carpal copy.
What if I hurt myself?
I have to do everything.
I'm looking for a better one. My vision is better. You know that.
That's it, that's it.
- Understood! - We can, we can.
- What are you doing? - Dude, I'm stuck!
- Come on. I'm stuck. - Are you seriously stuck?
No!
Dude, he is coming! Please!
I understand!
Wait, wait. I have to get...
Good, fine.
- I succeeded, I succeeded. - Help me!
We will spit on that. You know, lubrication.
- It's disgusting, man! - Fine.
- He came. - Saliva! Saliva!
Good news. I talked to my supervisor and he said I could give you...
-... the address after all. - It was great.
But the bad news...
... I have to confiscate your pinky.
- Alright, next stop, find my car. - Good.
Hey, pay attention. Gay Nordic in the direction of 3:00.
Wait. I have an idea.
We just asked for the continuum transfunctioner?
- Yeah. That is easy. - Thank you very much both of you.
- Hey, don't think about it. - See you in the galaxy, man.
Time to find your car.
The space nerds are back, man.
Dude, don't worry about them.
Yeah, they're really harmless.
Now can I have an continuum transfunctioner?
No, not enough.
Will you give it to me when I continue giving you service?
Good.
- Wake up, man. - Oral services?
What?
None.
Dress up. We will go to the big house.
Good clothes.
This is not clothes. It's an interstellar costume.
- Hey. Good interstellar costume. - Yeah.
Wow! A great place.
That's where Zoltan is...?
- Is that where Zoltan lives? - Not.
This is the home of his parents.
We will go there.
- A barn? - Is that red?
- No. - It's not a barn!
- This is sad. - It's like a video clip of country music.
Alright, it's arrived. You are there. You, over there.
Don't mess up.
Okay, which do you remember?
- This, let me show you. - I'll do it.
- That's it. - Hey, take it...
The key.
Take the fire extinguisher and hit the person's head.
Do you want the fire extinguisher?
- Enough! - No, no, that one.
Stupid!
cool.
What, are you deaf?
Hey, you don't mention the meaning.
How do we get out of here?
Attention, please. Our imperial commander, Zoltan...
... request your presence in the workspace...
... for level 7 meetings. Change.
This is now my honor...
... to offer you our leaders who are wise and strong...
-... Zoltan. - Zoltan.
Zoltan.
The time has come, friends.
We will finally fulfill...
... our space travel
Zoltan.
They laugh at us when we say that aliens exist.
They mock us when we wear this little bubble costume.
But who is laughing now, huh?
I tell you who is laughing now. is us!
Zoltan.
Soon we will leave this weak planet...
... and fly through space...
... with cool aliens like us.
That will be awesome!
Zoltan!
That's them! They hit us and stole our space costumes!
- No, we don't do it. - Yeah, you did it!
- No, we don't do it. - Yes, you do it!
Hey, who will you trust, us or them?
So you're Jesse and Chester.
I've been waiting for to meet you...
... however, sorry must be like this.
- Chester! - Jesse!
- Wanda. - Wilma!
Usually, we don't use violent ways...
... but we deal with the continuum transfunctioner.
If you don't deliver it to us, your girlfriend is only history.
Don't worry, you guys. We will save you.
Yeah, you can depend on us.
Enough.
Go now, and bring us the continuum transfunctioner.
And be careful on the way out. My parents set a trap.
Then tell us where...
-... the continuum transfunctioner. - Then?
- Then we will go get it. - Then?
Can I order shrimp fried rice?
- I don't see the car. - It's better to be there.
I almost lost my "pinky" for that.
Oh, man, I feel something very Canadian people about this place.
Plan B.
Alright.
Are you ready?
Let's do this.
1, 2, 3.
I'm fine. You are okay?
Shibby.
Dude, it's an llama.
It's not a llama. That's an ostrich.
Good, good, good...
... very slowly, let's spin...
-... and on the other way. - Well.
New plan.
We are spinning again, very slowly...
-... and return to another path. - Well.
They are everywhere.
What now?
Hey, I saw this about ostriches on the Animal Planet.
- They are llamas, man. - Not.
All you have to do is just stand...
... finally, they will get bored and leave.
I think it works.
Fools!
Chester!
Enter this car!
Come on, come on!
What is ostrich food?
- Why? - Well...
... if they eat peanuts...
... we can throw peanuts and they will leave.
- We don't have beans. - Weak! We are stuck!
They leave. It works.
What works?
Whatever you do!
Now can I have an continuum transfunctioner?
Not yet possible.
Please?
A nightmare, huh?
How are you? My name is Mark.
- Where are we? - You're in the detention room.
This is where he likes to save dark hunters of ostriches.
- Poachers? - Yeah, that's right.
I've been in this cage for 3 years, 5 months and 17 days...
... but who counts?
How is my breath?
That's bad, huh?
Where are you guys from? I'm from Connecticut. Hi. Mark.
There we go.
Chester! Take him out!
Pierre!
No, it doesn't look like that. Maybe a little.
- How do you sleep? - Shut up!
Good. Well, some people are sure today is angry Gus.
In France, when someone is caught chasing an ostrich...
... we shaved his head, and we made him run in the field.
Oh, God, that's the good part.
When you see this...
... you will never feel the same.
- OK. - Tell me about that. I became a model.
Luck for you, I'm a respectable man.
What is it? Sorry?
I said, "I'm a respectable man."
Sorry, I'm... "Honorgable"?
- "Honorable (honorable)". - "Honorgable."
- "Honorable". - "Honorgable."
- What are you saying? - "Honorable".
I thought you were trying to say "honorable".
- Shut up! - Hey! I am sorry.
Alright, here it is. I will ask you something.
If you answer correctly, I will free you.
If you're wrong, yeah, you will spend a lot of time...
... with famous Mark.
I can be very good.
Alright. This is it.
What is the average running speed...
... from African adult ostriches?
Skip.
- Pass for me. I know it. - Pass for Mark.
You can't pass! Shut up! Do I have to water you?
Don't water me!
Maybe later.
- Dude, we die. - Hey, not too fast
Ostriches are adult males or Latin in Struthio camelus...
... can grow to an average size of 6 feet, 6 inches...
... and weighs from 225 to 350 pounds...
... and can run at a speed of an average of 27 miles / hour.
That's all right!
Animal Planet.
Well, I said, "Brown."
This, let me take out from this stink cage.
Oh, please forgive me. Can I offer you beer?
I want beer, please.
Shut up!
We came here on my car business that you bought today.
We want to take our things.
No problem. Through this way.
- Nice to meet you guys. - Good luck with the model.
"Sacre bleu", the car is here this afternoon. That's... That's...
It just disappeared!
- How can you lose a car? - I'm very sorry, friends.
- I feel bad. - All right, Pierre, focus.
Is there something important in it?
No, nothing.
Except, of course, for this.
man!
Dude, I have the next birthday party here.
Yeah, me too.
cool.
Excuse me. Can you tell me where is the locker 206?
Yeah, it's over there.
That's you! Dude, you guys are playing...
... an extraordinary round of blows last night.
- We do it? - Oh, yeah.
- Thank you, man. - Shibby.
This is it.
- I'm sure I hope my money is there. - Yep.
- Who are you? - This is my girlfriend, Patty.
Nice to meet you.
How do you always appear?
Few questions, want to give me more money.
Well, I guess this.
Yep. The moment of truth.
It's been a long time, strange journey, man.
That's right, Jesse.
Hey! I have to catch a plane.
Good, fine, fine.
Oh, my suitcase!
Oh, my God! You guys are the best.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for your help, friends. Good work.
Are we supposed to be rough with this, or...?
I don't know.
Bye.
Look at this thing.
Ticket Captain Stu.
Amazing!
Oh, peanut butter.
Not peanut butter.
Cool straws.
- I'll save this. - Yeah.
I don't see an continuum transfunctioner.
Wait a minute. What do we know about the continuum transfunctioner?
It's very mysterious and an extraordinary thing.
And?
And the mystery is only can be passed with its strength.
But does anyone ever tell what it looks like?
No.
They never.
That's Jesse and Chester.
They get the continuum transfunctioner!
Fast! To my mother's mini van!
That's Jesse and Chester.
They get the continuum transfunctioner.
Fast! To the pickup truck my stepfather!
I will depend on this thing, man.
Yes!
Oh, yes! I finally beat you!
You. You are a competitor.
Oh, kid. You get my first 9, but not 10.
Will not happen.
- The last show time. - Chester.
- Jesse. - Don't worry, girl.
We are here to save today.
Don't do this. This thing is expensive.
Enough! Do you have a transfunctioner continuum or not?
This.
- Now let go of the girl. - First give transfunctioner.
- First let go of the girl. - First give transfunctioner.
Together.
Yes!
That's it.
Good, stupid, where is the continuum transfunctioner?
Remove the dodo bird.
- Tommy, you're a bastard. - Yeah.
- Our transfunctioner continuum. - Well, it's mine now.
Bookworm.
- Dude, let's leave here. - Yeah.
Where is the transfunctioner continuum?
We don't have it.
But we want you to meet our girlfriend, Wanda and Wilma.
We have met.
- Stay away from our boyfriend. - You're a fake breasted prostitute.
Okay, let's go through here.
Hold. Where is the transfunctioner continuum?
You want to go talk to that person there.
Let the fun begin.
That's not the continuum transfunctioner.
Of course, that.
Follow the children. Come on, follow them.
Come on, come on, come on.
It's time for a nerdy hard slap.
This is not our fault.
That's them.
Looking for a Smokey McPot.
I have an order a Smokey McPot.
- Do you order pizza? - I think we will be hungry.
Oh, no, that's you two!
Look, I almost got it.
You really started to annoy me with your rubiks!
Sweet!
No wonder it's so impossible.
You activated the continuum transfunctioner.
What's wrong?
When the five lights crystals are stopped stop...
... the universe will be destroyed.
How do you know?
We intercept the transmission.
- Zoltan. - Bookworm.
The way to go, Chester.
Sorry.
You have to give it to us to deactivate it.
We're guards from transfunctioner.
They will use it to destroy the universe.
No, we are the guard of the of the continuum transfunctioner.
- They want to destroy the universe. - Stop following us.
- Stop following us.
- Bitch.
Do you remember? We came to this planet last night...
... to free from the space whore.
- We met you here. - You give us a ride to our spaceship.
And we realized we lost the continuum transfunctioner.
Fast, only 3 lights are left on.
Bye-bye, universe.
She's right, man. We will make the wrong decision.
Do you know, man? I refused to let us become history...
... as someone who destroys the universe.
How do we know which is the real guard?
It's simple. We asked them a question about last night...
... only one camp can tell the truth.
But we don't remember anything.
- You have to be fast. - Not now, Jeff.
Shut up.
If we really gave one of the from you a ride last night...
... then you will know the answer.
Fast!
What score do we get in the 18th hole...
... from miniature golf last night?
You get "a hole in one".
That's...
... right!
Deactivating is complete.
Wait. If you don't remember something about last night...
- How do you know they are talking the truth? - It's simple.
Pudding it!
- You have a plan! - And it works.
In the name of God!
Wow! Cool Morphing!
Whoa! That one is a super sexy big alien!
Leave!
- Chester! - Jesse!
That's amazing!
Yeah. It's the biggest "hoo-hoo" I've ever seen.
Do you spit or swallow?
Swallowing!
We will now use the power of the of the continuum transfunctioner...
... to alienate you to Hoboken, New Jersey.
- What should we do now? - I think we run, man!
Son, those people are in a hurry.
- I want to keep going up, dad. - Me too, kid. Me too.
- What do we do with this? - You have to activate...
... photon destruction accelerator!
- What? - They say, "photon accelerator...
... destroyer," you're stupid!
Fast, activate it, man!
- Here it is! - Thank you, Captain Obvious!
I can't reach that!
Deep in your consciousness, you must pay attention!
Full concentration, you have to!
Does he have to talk like that?
I like the way he speaks.
Chimps often use sticks as a simple tool.
I understand!
Oh, kid!
We keep the universe!
The big bitch is dead!
Damn it! Now that's big buttocks.
- Honey, can you give me help? - No, Tommy. I found someone else.
Jesse and Chester saved us.
You still take us into space with you, right?
There's a party at the Crab Nebula. You can come too.
Crab Nebula!
- Here it is. - Thank you for your help.
- Jesse and Chester. - You secure the universe.
Well, that's cool and all...
... but, man, where is my car?
Do you mean you don't remember?
- Damn, you were in vain last night. - Now, we have to eliminate...
... knowledge about this.
No. We have very many questions...
... we want to ask you about the universe.
- What is it like? - Well...
Have you ever been to Uranus?
Good!
- Morning, everyone. - Morning, Gene.
We will go to the twins.
- Then? - Then we will give them presents.
- Then? - We will apologize about his house.
- Then? - We will get special treatment.
- Then? - Dude, that's really annoying.
Sorry.
Dude, where is my car?
Where is your car, man?
Dude, that's your car.
"I'm your heart."
You are great girlfriends.
- And I have something for you too. - A special treatment.
Shibby!
Ta-da!
We sew you by ourselves.
Wow.
Use it.
You look great.
With beret?
What is this?
More prizes.
- That's beautiful. - Where did you get this?
This...
... place.
- Wow. - I am the first.
"Thank you for blessing the universe. Hopefully your boyfriend likes the gift. You will."
How messed up was last night?
- Sweet! - Dude!
- Is anyone hungry? - Yeah.
- I want Chinese food. - That sounds great.
Sweet!
- Punggunggku itching, man. - Jesse, you have a tattoo.
Oh, my God. You too, Chester.
- Impossible. What are the words? - Dude. "
- What about mine? -" Sweet. " . "
I know, they're sweet, but, man, what does it say to me?
How do you keep appearing like this?
Come on, this isn't fair. They dream of us.
Sweet, man.
This is good, right?
- Sweet! - Dude!
- I'm a happy lover. I like skits. - Shut up!
Please and laugh.
Wait a minute.
Zoltan!
That's a guard.
Cross fingers.
I understand!
Do you want part of this?
- Dude! - Sweet!
- Then? - Then we will and...
- Then? - Take the costume and...
- Then? - Then we go and... I lose it.
I'm a happy lover, without my clothes.
That Platonic... Gray, stupid!
- Dude! - Sweet!
Can we cut it?
We will cut. We must.
You have to cut it.
You have to cut.
Cut!
Kids are delinquents!
Then?