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Customer service, how can I help you?
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Yeah. Hi, my name's Phil
and I'm a filmmaker,
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and I just bought your camera.
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And I think it's broken,
to tell you the truth, 'cause it's...
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What exactly is the problem?
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Well, there's no picture, okay, bud?
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It's just... I'm just seeing black.
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These buttons don't seem to be
doing anything, you know?
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Sir, did you remove the lens cap?
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Did that fix if?
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No. Thanks, though, it's...
I'll figure it out.
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Hi. My name's Phil.
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I live here with my wife Daphne.
She's a great gal.
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Daphne's little sister, Elissa...
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Hot. She's getting married
to this great guy named Jon.
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Jon, man, you're marrying
my wife's sister,
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which makes us brothers.
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They're doing a destination wedding.
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That means, you go somewhere
and you get married.
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And they're going to Nicaragua,
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which means
they're going to Nicaragua.
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I thought, "Hey, let's get
a whole mess of cameras",
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"send them to, you know,
out to all the friends"
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"and just have 'em film
all the craziness we get into."
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Put it all together in, like,
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a nice little wedding video
for the guys 'cause...
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- Phil?
- They're both special to me.
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- That's Daph.
- Hey!
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Where are you?
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- Hey-
- Hey-
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- Hey. How are you?
- What's going on?
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- What's that? A camera?
- Yes, isn't that cool?
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Where'd you get a camera?
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I got a camera at Best Buy,
where electronics are sold.
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- Yeah?
- Yeah.
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How did the interview go?
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Well, I got a camera.
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So you got the job?
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They're gonna... It's on file.
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Why did you buy
a ton of cameras today?
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I told you, I wanted to do
a Jon and Elissa video.
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I'm gonna make them
an epic wedding video...
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No, you're not. No, you're not.
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- I'm returning these.
- ...with the cameras.
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- I'm returning them.
- Hey, no, you're not, 'cause I...
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I threw out all the boxes,
and there are only receipts.
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Okay, well,
I'll sell 'em on Craigslist, then.
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Baby, don't do that!
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What's up, everyone?
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Johnny and I, we've been boys ever since
we were roommates in college.
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You getting married, brother. I love you.
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Sarah here with
my fantastic boyfriend, Ivan.
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I can't believe
you're actually getting married.
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- Have you seen my passport?
- No, I haven't.
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They live eight blocks away,
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but they have to get married
in Central America.
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- Baby?
- Yeah?
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Who's making the trip to Nicaragua?
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- Fancy shirt.
- Yeah.
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We're gonna have a good time
this weekend, aren't we?
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Yeah, yeah.
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You've got, like, yogurt.
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Tammy!
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- Hey! What's up, dude?
- How you doin', man?
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- It's been a long time, look at you.
- Give me a hug.
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It's so good to see you.
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I am tearing that ass apart
this weekend.
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Okay, it's rolling. Get out here.
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Yeah, baby.
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- Come on.
- Is that good?
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It's... Yeah.
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- We're getting married.
- I know.
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Get on the bed.
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- Let's turn the camera off.
- No.
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Seriously? You wanna make a sex tape?
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Yeah, babe.
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- You're...
- So cute...
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Sorry.
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That was really hard!
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I'm a slut.
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You're a slut.
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You're such a big slut right now.
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I am. Don't laugh at me.
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- I am marrying a slut.
- You are.
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You ready to meet my oldest
and best friend in the whole world?
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Hell, yeah.
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Oh, my God, it's incredible here.
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Oh, my God.
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What are you doing?
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It's a wedding! It's a wedding!
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- Oh, my God!
- What the fuck, dude!
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We are getting married!
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- Are you naked?
- Come on, Linc.
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- Are you naked?
- Get the fuck out.
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I'm gonna kill you!
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- Man, it's good to see you.
- Get off!
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- Dude, I've got a boner.
- I know. I can feel it.
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I couldn't wait any longer.
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You fucking sick bastard.
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- Hi, Maggie.
- Hi.
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Hi, I'm sorry about this.
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I mean, we're used to it with Linc.
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Wait, what flight did you get in?
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We didn't fly. I drove.
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Down through Texas,
crossed the border at Ciudad Juérez.
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Dude, you drove to Nicaragua?
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Yeah, been on the road three weeks.
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I didn't have money.
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I didn't have 800 bucks
to spend on a plane ticket.
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- I'm not gonna miss your wedding.
- I love you, man.
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Hey!
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Boss!
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So you and Jon have
known each other a long time, yeah?
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Long time. Since our tween years, right?
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But you're meeting these other guys,
like, for the first time, like me?
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- Like these guys?
- There he is!
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- What's up?
- Hi.
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- Yeah!
- What's on?
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We all know what happens
when this guy's around.
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Yeah, we've ripped it before,
spring breaks, ski trips.
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Shit's gotta get weird this weekend.
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I want you on lock, Linc.
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Here's the key, my man.
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Totally. Yeah, take my key, too, man.
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Hey!
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- Everybody take a shot.
- One shot for me.
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- I'm getting married tomorrow.
- Yes.
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You are.
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Yes, Nicaragua.
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The thing about this group of friends is,
we were kids together, you know?
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And now you guys are the first ones
in the group to get married.
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That's like a wake-up call.
We're adults now.
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Look at that hot little boy.
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I wanna sit on his face.
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- Yup.
- Maybe.
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We met on the way down
at a bar in Las Cruces.
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Yeah, you got so charming
after the shot of mescal.
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So are you, like, together now?
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- Sort of.
- Yeah, it's a flexible situation.
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Well, I'm a monogamous, so hands off.
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Okay-
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Look at those
pretty Bloom sisters together.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Six blessed years.
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- Six years?
- We've been together for six years.
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Gee, that's two years longer
than Jon and Elissa, right?
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They're getting married.
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Thanks for your observation, Phil.
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Well, hello, tiny dancer.
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- You liking it?
- Let's see. Turn around.
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Hold me closer, Cal.
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You look amazing.
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Runner up, Miss Cuba.
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Gotta love it.
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- You have no bulge.
- This is perfect.
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It's not a vagina, guys.
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- My man, you know what?
- It's a...
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Yeah!
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Poor Ivan.
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- I'm gonna party!
- Oh, my God.
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Honey, where's your phone?
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It's in my collar pocket.
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- Stupid move.
- Well, I didn't do it on purpose, Daphne.
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Jon, seriously,
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how did this strange person
beat me out for best man?
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- Really? Really?
- You never had a chance!
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I had a lunchbox in middle school
with Beavis on it.
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It is a spitting image
of this guy right here.
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Do it, do it.
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It's really good.
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Yeah, yeah, it's... Oh, yeah.
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Baby, they're here, they're here!
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Hey!
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- Mrs. Carr. Mrs. Carr?
- Hi.
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Good.
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Right there.
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- Mr. Bloom, it's amazing, sir!
- It's gorgeous.
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It's fucking paradise.
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Let's cut the crap, you guys.
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I know you're nothing but trouble.
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I know your reputation.
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Whenever you guys are around,
bad things happen.
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I know about Nassau,
I know about the motorcycle incident,
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- I know about the fire at Sugarbush.
- That wasn't our fault.
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I saw the police report, Linc.
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You know, Elissa's my little princess.
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- She's great. Beautiful girl.
- Fell from heaven.
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And this Wedding's gonna be perfect.
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And I don't want you jackasses
to do anything to ruin it.
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Mr. Bloom?
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He got nicer.
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- We're home, boys.
- What?
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This is what I'm talking about.
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This is crazy stuff.
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- That is so...
- You know what? Stop it.
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- No, no.
- Stop it.
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- We are staying here.
- I know.
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- Oh, my God.
- That is just not real.
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Can I get a minute,
and then I'll take these upstairs?
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You forgot one of the bags
down at reception.
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Thanks for doing that, baby.
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Guy just tried to sell me hookers.
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Getting that good stuff, you know.
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Here's to the end of a long career.
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To my man, Seabiscuit.
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There were girls in high school
that never knew his real name.
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Do not say that name around Elissa.
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- Give me that.
- Okay.
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You really done everything
you've wanted to do?
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Dude, my life now is so much better.
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That's bullshit.
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Did you ever bang twins, you know?
You ever fucked in a boat?
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You ever had a golden shower?
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Golden shower?
Some chick peeing on you?
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Hey, it's all about
having life experiences, guys.
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Yeah, Jon, have you ever
seduced a vagrant?
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Do not rob yourself
of life experiences, Jon.
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Cal will back me up on this.
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I'm sure you could find
plenty of down-on-their-luck vagrants
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in this seaport town.
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Let's just have a great time.
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Fucking Phil.
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What? Come on.
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- He's sweet.
- Okay.
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No, he is a motherfucking pussy.
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- Let me tell you something, guys.
- I don't know how I feel about that.
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- Let me tell you something.
- Okay. What?
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He has been faking orgasm.
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What?
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- Yeah, he's been faking.
- Oh, God.
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How do you even know
that he's faking it?
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Because I checked.
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- Your vagina?
- No, I didn't check my vagina.
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I used a condom,
and I checked in the condom,
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and there was no cream in the Twinkie.
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Sounds like you're not turning him on.
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Do you know
how to get him in the mood?
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Yeah. I don't need help, thank you.
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This is Nica, baby.
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We in Nica, boys.
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Let's get crazy!
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Come on, this is sacred territory.
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- Hello, I'm sorry.
- Come in.
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- I'll see you in a bit.
- Golden shower, baby.
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Give it a chance.
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So, we took this ski trip to Vermont.
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I was in my room
about to bang this hot-ass waitress
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that had the biggest fucking titties
you've ever seen.
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Ivan comes in with a fucking camera
and ruined the whole damn thing.
250
00:11:08,467 --> 00:11:09,639
Payback's a bitch, bro.
251
00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:11,739
You guys hear that shower? Right?
252
00:11:11,804 --> 00:11:13,125
Classic Ivan. All through college
253
00:11:13,139 --> 00:11:14,618
he'd run the shower
while he was having sex with Sarah
254
00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:15,675
so nobody would hear him.
255
00:11:15,741 --> 00:11:16,742
Come. Come.
256
00:11:17,209 --> 00:11:18,517
Yeah.
257
00:11:19,445 --> 00:11:21,254
- Oh, shit.
- What the phooey, bro.
258
00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:22,917
What the fuck are you doing?
259
00:11:22,982 --> 00:11:24,325
- Shut the fuck up.
- What are you doing?
260
00:11:24,383 --> 00:11:25,418
Get the fuck out of here.
261
00:11:25,484 --> 00:11:26,724
Are you jacking off?
262
00:11:26,786 --> 00:11:28,527
No. What? Are you crazy?
263
00:11:28,587 --> 00:11:30,328
- Look, it was just...
- Guys, get out!
264
00:11:30,389 --> 00:11:32,096
- Get out! Get out.
- Don't touch me.
265
00:11:32,158 --> 00:11:33,466
- Go, go, go. Get the fuck out.
- She touched me.
266
00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,164
- Were you jacking off?
- No, I'm not even...
267
00:11:35,227 --> 00:11:37,468
- You get out!
- Can you do it for camera?
268
00:11:37,530 --> 00:11:39,009
- Just get the fuck out of here.
- What were you doing?
269
00:11:39,065 --> 00:11:40,100
Come on.
270
00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:41,474
- Fucking two hands?
- Get out!
271
00:11:41,534 --> 00:11:42,877
Did you see that?
272
00:11:43,803 --> 00:11:45,578
She just rocked the door frame.
273
00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:47,618
I don't know anybody
that does it two-handed.
274
00:11:47,673 --> 00:11:48,879
Are you fucking kidding me?
275
00:11:48,941 --> 00:11:52,445
I'm in there all hot and wet, and hoping
maybe you'll come in after me.
276
00:11:52,511 --> 00:11:53,649
- I didn't know...
- Instead you're out here
277
00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:54,919
watching fucking porn?
278
00:11:54,980 --> 00:11:57,586
- It's just porn.
- Old poon. You fucking perv.
279
00:11:57,650 --> 00:12:00,096
Okay, you know what?
Let's have sex right now.
280
00:12:00,152 --> 00:12:01,392
I'm not gonna have sex
with you right now.
281
00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:02,660
Let's have sex... Why not?
Let's have sex...
282
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:03,894
No, I don't want
any pad of your porn dick.
283
00:12:03,956 --> 00:12:05,060
Makes no difference.
Let's have sex right now.
284
00:12:05,124 --> 00:12:07,195
No, that's disgusting. No, I don't want it.
285
00:12:07,259 --> 00:12:08,533
- You just said...
- No. No.
286
00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:10,835
You know what?
I will see you fucking later.
287
00:12:11,797 --> 00:12:13,105
Fuck you guys!
288
00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:18,007
Man, stand and deliver.
289
00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:21,875
Can I just ask something?
Why two-handed?
290
00:12:21,941 --> 00:12:23,011
- Really, why?
- It's that big?
291
00:12:23,075 --> 00:12:26,454
Why two... Why like...
I've never seen that. And standing up?
292
00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:29,459
Let's all laugh it up.
Let's all really enjoy it.
293
00:12:29,515 --> 00:12:32,257
'Cause you are in for some serious shit.
294
00:12:32,318 --> 00:12:34,264
Phil, where are you, baby?
295
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:35,663
Are you in here?
296
00:12:37,123 --> 00:12:39,103
- Hey. Baby-
- Hey.
297
00:12:40,025 --> 00:12:42,767
You're wearing fancy shirt.
Looking nice.
298
00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:45,570
- Looks pretty good, right?
- Yeah.
299
00:12:47,032 --> 00:12:48,067
Hey.
300
00:12:48,534 --> 00:12:50,445
You brought your Xbox to Nicaragua?
301
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:51,573
I was just gonna go see
302
00:12:51,637 --> 00:12:55,312
if the guys wanted to
have a quick game before dinner.
303
00:12:55,374 --> 00:12:56,478
Okay-
304
00:12:56,542 --> 00:12:57,577
If that's cool?
305
00:12:57,643 --> 00:12:59,316
Sure. Totally. That's fine with me.
306
00:12:59,378 --> 00:13:00,379
Cool.
307
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:04,394
But I was going to blow you on camera.
308
00:13:06,185 --> 00:13:07,926
- I was...
- Yeah, let's do that.
309
00:13:07,987 --> 00:13:10,365
Never mind. You gotta go play Xbox
with your buddies so...
310
00:13:10,689 --> 00:13:12,464
No, I don't, I don't.
311
00:13:12,525 --> 00:13:14,596
- This is... That can wait.
- Love you, honey.
312
00:13:14,660 --> 00:13:16,606
- Have fun playing Xbox.
- Daph, come on.
313
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:18,765
What's up, dudes?
314
00:13:18,831 --> 00:13:20,504
- Nice ball cap, Jon.
- Thank you.
315
00:13:20,566 --> 00:13:21,636
- Hey, mates.
- Yeah, man.
316
00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:23,373
I like yours, too, Isaac.
317
00:13:23,435 --> 00:13:24,743
My name's Ivan.
318
00:13:25,437 --> 00:13:27,576
Ivan. I'm sorry.
Do you wanna play Xbox?
319
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:29,779
Phil, there are no TVs in the resort.
320
00:13:33,112 --> 00:13:34,614
You look so nice!
321
00:13:35,014 --> 00:13:36,925
Sewing it together.
322
00:13:36,982 --> 00:13:39,189
- Yes, to the ladies.
- Yes.
323
00:13:40,319 --> 00:13:43,528
They walked in on us.
Like, right at the really big pad.
324
00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:45,034
The come pad.
325
00:13:45,124 --> 00:13:46,364
Daphne!
326
00:13:46,425 --> 00:13:48,632
That's sick.
327
00:13:48,694 --> 00:13:51,072
Can we also raise a glass
to Daphne's husband,
328
00:13:51,130 --> 00:13:52,290
for getting us these cameras?
329
00:13:52,298 --> 00:13:53,834
- Yeah, so...
- Wait a second.
330
00:13:53,899 --> 00:13:55,845
He had no business buying those.
He doesn't have a job.
331
00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:57,505
Okay, well, at least he married you
332
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:59,140
instead of jacking off
while you were in the shower.
333
00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:01,075
- I'm fine with that.
- It's okay, S.
334
00:14:01,140 --> 00:14:04,087
- Yeah.
- I like that idea.
335
00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:09,217
So, I just wanna say that I've known,
you know, Elissa a longtime.
336
00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:11,852
She's my sister-in-law. Beautiful girl.
337
00:14:12,985 --> 00:14:17,934
I actually was fortunate enough
to see her boobs.
338
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:22,567
- One time. On, like, a trip.
- What do you mean?
339
00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:26,440
We went to the lake
and I saw her changing.
340
00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:29,479
Might have...
I took a picture with my phone.
341
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:32,345
- And I...
- Don't say this, man. Don't say...
342
00:14:32,404 --> 00:14:34,315
- I jerk off to your wife.
- Don't say that.
343
00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:37,876
Still. I still do this.
344
00:14:51,757 --> 00:14:54,670
Everyone, can I
have your attention, please?
345
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:57,901
We couldn't get married
without you guys, and...
346
00:14:57,963 --> 00:15:01,775
We're in Nicaragua,
which I don't know if all of you know,
347
00:15:01,834 --> 00:15:06,408
but Jon and I have been here before,
and it's where we fell in love.
348
00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:10,147
Lissy, you're my younger sister,
349
00:15:10,209 --> 00:15:14,419
but in a lot of ways,
I look up to Lissy as my older sister.
350
00:15:14,480 --> 00:15:18,860
We all knew that the reason the boys
downstairs wanted to be friends with us
351
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:20,398
was because we were friends with her.
352
00:15:20,452 --> 00:15:24,161
Jon, I... You grew on me, buddy.
353
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,899
I grew up with three sisters.
354
00:15:29,962 --> 00:15:32,499
And growing up
I always wanted a brother
355
00:15:32,564 --> 00:15:35,545
to run around and get into trouble with.
356
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:38,013
You've always been
very supportive of me
357
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:41,108
and really nice to me,
and it's, you know...
358
00:15:41,173 --> 00:15:42,846
You didn't have to be that nice to me.
359
00:15:42,908 --> 00:15:45,787
There's no denying this guy's
an incredibly handsome man, right?
360
00:15:45,844 --> 00:15:47,881
I mean, just look
at those little baby blues.
361
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,483
The ladies, they've always loved him.
362
00:15:49,548 --> 00:15:50,618
Seabiscuit.
363
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:52,921
All right, all right, come on.
364
00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:54,887
And then he met you.
365
00:15:55,721 --> 00:16:00,295
And being around a good, grounded girl
really did something to him.
366
00:16:00,359 --> 00:16:02,168
I mean, seriously, it changed him.
367
00:16:02,227 --> 00:16:03,900
You are so much better because of her.
368
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:08,139
Last year, when Ivan got bedbugs
and then came over to my place,
369
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:11,079
and promptly gave my apartment
bedbugs as well,
370
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:14,982
they were generous enough to have me
on their couch for about two weeks.
371
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:18,112
And every morning
Jon would make coffee,
372
00:16:18,177 --> 00:16:19,383
which seemed like a simple thing,
373
00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:22,426
and then we would all get up
and have breakfast together.
374
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:25,485
And it wasn't until the third or fourth day
that I realized
375
00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:27,462
that Jon doesn't drink coffee.
376
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,056
Elissa does.
377
00:16:30,122 --> 00:16:33,797
But every morning, Jon makes coffee
for Elissa because he loves her.
378
00:16:51,643 --> 00:16:53,452
- Ready to hit the town, baby.
- Yeah!
379
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:54,547
Yeah!
380
00:17:04,890 --> 00:17:06,062
I just wanna...
381
00:17:06,792 --> 00:17:08,669
There you go. I got this.
382
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:10,799
Anybody want a Vicodin?
383
00:17:10,863 --> 00:17:11,898
Yeah.
384
00:17:11,964 --> 00:17:13,841
- All right. Upstairs, upstairs.
- Yeah.
385
00:17:16,502 --> 00:17:18,448
Can we get shots of tequila?
386
00:17:25,377 --> 00:17:27,755
For you, Phil. My man.
387
00:17:29,348 --> 00:17:31,294
One shot here for my good buddy Isaac.
388
00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:32,454
Come on, dude.
389
00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:33,963
Yeah, leave him alone.
390
00:17:34,019 --> 00:17:35,657
All right, guys, come on, let's do this.
391
00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,064
Yeah, cheers.
392
00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:41,502
Okay, Phil, no more shots, babe.
You can't handle it.
393
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:42,630
No more.
394
00:17:42,694 --> 00:17:43,934
Phil's pad of the gang now, all right?
395
00:17:43,996 --> 00:17:46,596
We always do two shots of tequila
before we get the night started.
396
00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:47,633
It's our tradition.
397
00:17:47,699 --> 00:17:49,042
Come on, Phil.
398
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,348
Yeah, I'm good. Man, I'm good.
399
00:17:52,404 --> 00:17:53,610
Cheers.
400
00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:56,781
Come on, yeah!
401
00:17:56,842 --> 00:17:57,877
No!
402
00:17:57,943 --> 00:17:59,081
Yeah!
403
00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:04,484
That's the guy from the resort, right?
404
00:18:04,550 --> 00:18:05,722
Should go say hi, man.
405
00:18:18,163 --> 00:18:19,484
Can you tell me what he's saying?
406
00:18:22,968 --> 00:18:24,208
Okay, I'm not repeating that.
407
00:18:40,919 --> 00:18:42,830
Damn, I'm so tapping that ass tonight.
408
00:18:42,888 --> 00:18:44,993
Really? 'Cause I think she's vibing me.
409
00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:47,401
Dude, I can tell you right now,
she is not vibing you.
410
00:18:47,459 --> 00:18:49,564
Tammy and I have had this whole thing
brewing since college, bro.
411
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:52,108
Yeah? You've been trying since college,
and you never hit that?
412
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:53,972
This girl's not
your typical piece of ass, bro.
413
00:18:53,999 --> 00:18:55,910
She's fucking mysterious. Look at her.
414
00:18:55,968 --> 00:18:57,003
The whole time we've known her,
415
00:18:57,069 --> 00:18:58,309
she's never hooked up
with anyone we knew.
416
00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:00,646
I know.
We thought she was into the ladies.
417
00:19:00,706 --> 00:19:03,619
Yeah, 'cause she has shod hair,
like a boy?
418
00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:06,053
Like a hot boy?
419
00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:08,071
- Let me show you how it's done, bro.
- All right.
420
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,649
You still haven't sent in
your med school applications?
421
00:19:18,657 --> 00:19:20,295
First off, I gotta get my MCATs up.
422
00:19:20,359 --> 00:19:22,566
And then I wanna concentrate on
getting some more enrichment credits
423
00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:23,732
from the University of Phoenix online.
424
00:19:23,795 --> 00:19:26,799
Dude, I fell like that's holding up
your entire life.
425
00:19:26,865 --> 00:19:27,969
What about Sarah?
426
00:19:28,033 --> 00:19:29,478
You gonna finally pull the trigger?
427
00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:31,947
That's a big question, my man.
That's running around in here.
428
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:33,039
You gotta figure it out, you know.
429
00:19:33,105 --> 00:19:35,176
She's a great girl,
she's not gonna hang around.
430
00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:38,119
How'd you know
that Elissa was the right one?
431
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:39,281
You know, did it come to you
in a dream?
432
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,153
Did you have a vision quest?
433
00:19:42,347 --> 00:19:44,452
No, I don't know. I just...
434
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:50,224
I asked myself whether I could
imagine my life without her, you know?
435
00:19:50,289 --> 00:19:52,599
And the answer was clear.
436
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:54,001
That makes sense.
437
00:19:56,261 --> 00:19:58,901
What do you think
my answer to that question would be?
438
00:20:00,566 --> 00:20:02,512
Dude, how the fuck should I know?
439
00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:04,013
- I'm sorry!
- Honestly, come on!
440
00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:06,481
- I need your help, man.
- You're fucking hopeless.
441
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:07,881
Yes, I am.
442
00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:11,445
Looks like
Tammy left her phone behind.
443
00:20:12,344 --> 00:20:13,448
- Ivan...
- What's up?
444
00:20:13,512 --> 00:20:14,752
Tammy left her phone behind.
445
00:20:16,081 --> 00:20:17,458
Watch your step.
446
00:20:20,619 --> 00:20:21,757
Hey.
447
00:20:30,295 --> 00:20:31,740
"What's up hottay?"
448
00:20:34,766 --> 00:20:39,181
How about a sensual massage?
449
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,809
I want you face down.
450
00:20:41,873 --> 00:20:43,147
Lights off.
451
00:20:45,344 --> 00:20:46,550
And bare-assed.
452
00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:52,826
Oh, my God. He's so excited.
453
00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:54,295
Yes. Yes.
454
00:20:54,353 --> 00:20:55,923
He's going. He's on his way.
455
00:20:55,988 --> 00:20:56,989
HE'S going?
456
00:20:57,055 --> 00:20:58,261
All right. All right.
457
00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:01,327
All right, let's go.
458
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:05,032
- Look at him go.
- Go my friend.
459
00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:07,008
Go to your date with destiny.
460
00:21:07,332 --> 00:21:08,538
Come on, boy.
461
00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:09,772
This is incredible.
462
00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:11,781
You want to bust in on me, asshole?
463
00:21:11,837 --> 00:21:12,872
Give him two minutes,
464
00:21:12,938 --> 00:21:14,898
then we'll round everybody up
and follow him back.
465
00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:19,320
Make sure
you keep shooting. Everything.
466
00:21:22,681 --> 00:21:23,682
What's going on?
467
00:21:24,449 --> 00:21:26,793
It is time for you
to unlock your inner mad man, Linc.
468
00:21:26,852 --> 00:21:28,297
I gave you the key, man.
469
00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:29,923
Guys, just don't break anything.
470
00:21:29,988 --> 00:21:31,365
I can promise you,
471
00:21:31,423 --> 00:21:33,767
that we will not ruin your wedding, Jon.
472
00:21:34,960 --> 00:21:37,998
But things are going to get
very, very rough for Cal right now.
473
00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:40,769
- You ready?
- Yeah. Yeah.
474
00:21:50,876 --> 00:21:52,150
Hey, baby.
475
00:21:52,210 --> 00:21:54,121
It's dark, just like you said.
476
00:21:57,582 --> 00:21:59,528
I wanna feel those soft hands.
477
00:22:07,893 --> 00:22:09,133
No oil?
478
00:22:09,661 --> 00:22:11,197
Dirty girl.
479
00:22:11,263 --> 00:22:12,936
God, you feel amazing.
480
00:22:13,965 --> 00:22:15,376
Fuck.
481
00:22:25,744 --> 00:22:27,985
Yeah, I want that fucking tongue
all over me,
482
00:22:28,046 --> 00:22:29,548
you sexy little bitch.
483
00:22:29,614 --> 00:22:31,389
God, I'm so fucking huge right now.
484
00:22:47,666 --> 00:22:48,906
Oh, my God.
485
00:22:58,610 --> 00:23:00,351
Shit. He's going to fuck him in the ass?
486
00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:02,750
What's he doing?
487
00:23:10,288 --> 00:23:12,598
All right, you know what?
Just go slow, okay?
488
00:23:12,657 --> 00:23:14,568
He's hosing him down.
489
00:23:16,027 --> 00:23:17,507
No, no. Hold on. That's way too much.
490
00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:19,265
Linc!
491
00:23:19,331 --> 00:23:20,935
What the fuck? Fuck!
492
00:23:20,999 --> 00:23:23,445
- I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
- Why?
493
00:23:23,502 --> 00:23:25,709
- I'm so sorry.
- What do you have to gain from that?
494
00:23:27,739 --> 00:23:28,740
Fuck!
495
00:23:29,674 --> 00:23:30,709
I'm so sorry.
496
00:23:30,776 --> 00:23:32,881
I'm so sorry. It was Ivan's idea.
497
00:23:32,944 --> 00:23:34,821
You are still pissing right now.
498
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,247
I can't stop.
499
00:24:12,384 --> 00:24:13,863
Come here, give me a hug.
500
00:24:13,919 --> 00:24:16,126
It's just a joke. Come on.
501
00:24:16,188 --> 00:24:17,258
It was hilarious.
502
00:24:24,696 --> 00:24:26,937
Ivan, that motherfucker is going down.
503
00:24:26,998 --> 00:24:27,999
What's the plan, man?
504
00:24:28,066 --> 00:24:30,569
Linc, get the fuck out of here!
505
00:24:30,635 --> 00:24:32,239
Dude, it was Ivan's idea.
506
00:24:32,304 --> 00:24:33,305
Yeah, but you did it.
507
00:24:33,371 --> 00:24:35,180
Bro, you pissed on me!
Who the fuck does that?
508
00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:37,686
Cal, do you know
where your linen closet is?
509
00:24:38,477 --> 00:24:39,478
Phil.
510
00:24:49,788 --> 00:24:51,062
Look what I got.
511
00:24:59,831 --> 00:25:00,832
Ivan.
512
00:25:10,575 --> 00:25:11,918
Holy shit.
513
00:25:13,245 --> 00:25:14,690
Oh, my God.
514
00:25:19,451 --> 00:25:20,452
Oh, no.
515
00:25:32,163 --> 00:25:34,268
I would like to say something.
516
00:25:34,332 --> 00:25:36,903
Quickly, if everyone could...
517
00:25:36,968 --> 00:25:38,572
Could listen for a second.
518
00:25:38,637 --> 00:25:44,986
To my girlfriend, my beautiful girlfriend
of six wonderful years.
519
00:25:46,111 --> 00:25:47,818
I want to marry you
520
00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:51,960
more than anything I've ever wanted
in my entire life.
521
00:25:52,017 --> 00:25:54,122
- We haven't talked about this.
- I'm so sorry.
522
00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:58,029
I have not thanked you
every single second of every single day
523
00:25:58,089 --> 00:26:00,091
for how you change my life.
524
00:26:00,158 --> 00:26:01,899
I have taken you for granted.
525
00:26:04,596 --> 00:26:05,904
Marry me.
526
00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:07,409
I love you so much.
527
00:26:09,568 --> 00:26:11,309
- Yes.
- Yeah?
528
00:26:11,369 --> 00:26:13,610
Like, yes? Really yes, though.
529
00:26:13,672 --> 00:26:14,878
- Yes.
- Absolutely?
530
00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:15,975
Yes.
531
00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:30,327
Thank you.
532
00:26:30,388 --> 00:26:31,423
Thank you so much.
533
00:26:36,795 --> 00:26:38,797
Cal, come and show us.
534
00:26:49,007 --> 00:26:50,247
Hey!
535
00:26:50,308 --> 00:26:52,345
You were doing shots,
you were doing shots.
536
00:26:52,410 --> 00:26:54,617
- No. No.
- Yes.
537
00:26:54,679 --> 00:26:56,522
Yeah. Okay.
538
00:26:56,581 --> 00:26:59,289
- Guys, is my wife beautiful?
- Yeah.
539
00:26:59,351 --> 00:27:00,386
Thank you.
540
00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:01,590
Very beautiful.
541
00:27:01,953 --> 00:27:04,297
Okay. No. All right. No.
542
00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:05,664
You need water, he needs water.
543
00:27:05,724 --> 00:27:08,204
No, I need tattoos?
544
00:27:08,259 --> 00:27:09,294
Yeah!
545
00:27:09,361 --> 00:27:10,738
I must get tattoos.
546
00:27:10,795 --> 00:27:12,775
Jon, in college, I was, like, this close
547
00:27:12,831 --> 00:27:14,936
to getting a huge cobra tattoo
on my chest.
548
00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,673
It would have looked so fucking stupid.
549
00:27:16,735 --> 00:27:19,739
It would look pretty fucking Phil, right?
550
00:27:19,804 --> 00:27:21,181
Yeah!
551
00:27:27,812 --> 00:27:29,849
- Hey.
- Hey, what's up?
552
00:27:29,914 --> 00:27:31,359
- How are you?
- Good. How are you?
553
00:27:31,416 --> 00:27:32,793
- I'm good.
- You?
554
00:27:32,851 --> 00:27:33,886
You're having fun?
555
00:27:33,952 --> 00:27:36,125
I'm having so much fun. You're so great.
556
00:27:36,187 --> 00:27:37,757
- Thank you.
- I love you.
557
00:27:37,822 --> 00:27:39,233
- I love you.
- I love you.
558
00:27:39,290 --> 00:27:41,395
- I love you.
- I can't wait
559
00:27:41,459 --> 00:27:44,440
- until we're brother and sister.
- Me, too.
560
00:27:47,365 --> 00:27:49,038
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
561
00:27:49,100 --> 00:27:50,511
What the fuck, Phil!
562
00:27:50,568 --> 00:27:51,842
- I'm sorry.
- Oh, my God.
563
00:27:51,903 --> 00:27:53,177
Okay, no, Phil...
564
00:27:53,238 --> 00:27:54,683
Stupid!
565
00:27:54,739 --> 00:27:56,446
- I'm sorry.
- Okay.
566
00:27:56,508 --> 00:27:57,548
- That's all right.
- Phil.
567
00:27:58,643 --> 00:28:01,180
I can feel it. It's,
like, pooling in my bra.
568
00:28:01,579 --> 00:28:04,321
Okay, I think I need to go to bed.
569
00:28:04,382 --> 00:28:05,486
You are going to go, too, right?
570
00:28:05,550 --> 00:28:07,552
I'm going to go to bed really soon, okay?
571
00:28:08,486 --> 00:28:10,124
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
572
00:28:10,188 --> 00:28:12,725
Okay, I'm just going to go
wash my boobs.
573
00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:14,793
- Okay.
- Elissa.
574
00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:16,668
Don't leave without saying goodbye.
575
00:28:19,030 --> 00:28:20,441
It's so gross.
576
00:28:20,498 --> 00:28:22,307
- I'm so happy for you guys.
- Thank you.
577
00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:24,870
I'm so happy. I mean, you did it.
You tamed him.
578
00:28:24,936 --> 00:28:26,711
You tamed the Seabiscuit.
579
00:28:26,771 --> 00:28:29,342
- Wait, what is Seabiscuit?
- Oh, my God! You don't know.
580
00:28:29,407 --> 00:28:31,011
Seabiscuit, Jon's nick name
in high school.
581
00:28:31,076 --> 00:28:32,077
What does it mean?
582
00:28:32,143 --> 00:28:34,714
It's like, the horse, like he's a stallion.
583
00:28:34,779 --> 00:28:37,919
A guy loses his virginity at age 13.
He deserves a nickname.
584
00:28:37,982 --> 00:28:39,290
- Thirteen, really?
- Thirteen.
585
00:28:39,350 --> 00:28:41,091
I'm serious. It's incredible, right?
586
00:28:41,152 --> 00:28:43,758
And I feel like it's a good thing,
'cause he started so young
587
00:28:43,822 --> 00:28:46,564
and he fucked so much,
he got it all out of his system.
588
00:28:46,624 --> 00:28:47,830
And then he met you.
589
00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:50,270
And, like, everything
in the world changed.
590
00:28:51,529 --> 00:28:52,735
You get some sleep, okay?
591
00:29:01,239 --> 00:29:02,843
Jon-Jon.
592
00:29:02,907 --> 00:29:05,581
Come on, man.
We're back together one last time.
593
00:29:05,643 --> 00:29:07,020
It's a dream team. You owe us it.
594
00:29:07,078 --> 00:29:08,887
- Okay, one shot.
- Yeah!
595
00:29:10,682 --> 00:29:11,752
Yeah!
596
00:29:28,700 --> 00:29:31,943
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
597
00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:55,729
What's up, dude?
598
00:30:00,932 --> 00:30:02,969
Jon! God, you're...
599
00:30:16,047 --> 00:30:17,458
How handsome are you?
600
00:30:31,396 --> 00:30:32,397
Whoops.
601
00:30:34,065 --> 00:30:35,339
Look, you're ready
to get married, right now?
602
00:30:35,400 --> 00:30:36,777
I think I'm gonna go down
into the village
603
00:30:36,835 --> 00:30:39,076
and try to see if I can find
like a medicine man
604
00:30:39,137 --> 00:30:40,275
or a shaman or something.
605
00:30:40,338 --> 00:30:42,249
Come back up here and see
if we can just make things official.
606
00:30:42,307 --> 00:30:43,308
You fucking idiot.
607
00:30:43,374 --> 00:30:44,512
She loves me.
608
00:30:44,576 --> 00:30:45,577
She loves me.
609
00:30:45,643 --> 00:30:47,054
It's beautiful.
610
00:30:48,379 --> 00:30:50,381
I don't believe you, but thank you.
611
00:30:50,448 --> 00:30:52,758
So, how long do you think
he's been planning to ask you?
612
00:30:52,817 --> 00:30:54,353
I don't know. I'm just in shock.
613
00:30:54,419 --> 00:30:55,864
You know?
I just, like, stared at him all night,
614
00:30:55,920 --> 00:30:56,921
I couldn't even sleep.
615
00:30:56,988 --> 00:30:59,161
Jon-Jon, wake up.
616
00:30:59,490 --> 00:31:00,525
Jenny BOY -.
617
00:31:00,592 --> 00:31:02,873
- good morning, sunshine.
- Let's go, Johnny boy. Big day.
618
00:31:03,194 --> 00:31:05,037
Johnny boy.
619
00:31:05,997 --> 00:31:07,635
- You're okay?
- You're okay.
620
00:31:08,066 --> 00:31:09,067
Shit.
621
00:31:10,735 --> 00:31:11,873
- Get up my man.
- Man.
622
00:31:11,936 --> 00:31:14,007
This is gonna be a great wedding.
623
00:31:14,072 --> 00:31:17,110
And look who it is.
624
00:31:17,175 --> 00:31:19,177
Girl, come here.
625
00:31:19,244 --> 00:31:21,190
Good morning.
626
00:31:21,246 --> 00:31:23,123
Beautiful bride, yeah!
627
00:31:24,582 --> 00:31:25,652
What the fuck?
628
00:31:30,088 --> 00:31:31,089
Phil?
629
00:31:37,428 --> 00:31:38,600
Stop it.
630
00:31:38,663 --> 00:31:40,006
Come here, Phil.
631
00:31:45,737 --> 00:31:46,909
Wake up.
632
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:50,815
Jeez, man.
633
00:31:50,875 --> 00:31:52,354
This is the worst day of my life.
634
00:31:52,410 --> 00:31:54,947
Jon, get up!
635
00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:57,091
Dude, come on.
636
00:31:58,716 --> 00:32:00,696
- What's that man?
- Hello.
637
00:32:01,119 --> 00:32:02,598
Yo, what is that? Is that a scrape?
638
00:32:02,654 --> 00:32:04,634
It's probably just a scratch
or something.
639
00:32:04,689 --> 00:32:06,191
Stop staring at my dick.
640
00:32:07,025 --> 00:32:08,368
That's a bite mark.
641
00:32:08,893 --> 00:32:09,894
It's not a bite mark.
642
00:32:09,961 --> 00:32:12,339
Listen Jon, I know a bite mark
when I see it. Okay?
643
00:32:12,397 --> 00:32:13,535
I've studied this shit.
644
00:32:13,598 --> 00:32:16,477
They are tooth marks,
there is no doubt about that.
645
00:32:16,534 --> 00:32:17,569
All right?
646
00:32:17,635 --> 00:32:18,943
You had a human mouth on your penis.
647
00:32:19,003 --> 00:32:20,641
You had a blow job last night.
648
00:32:22,407 --> 00:32:23,909
Shit.
649
00:32:23,975 --> 00:32:25,249
You think Elissa did it?
650
00:32:25,310 --> 00:32:27,449
I was in the casita all night.
Elissa never left.
651
00:32:27,512 --> 00:32:28,889
Really?
652
00:32:28,947 --> 00:32:30,051
Holy shit.
653
00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:32,321
- I slept very well.
- Yes, you did.
654
00:32:32,383 --> 00:32:34,488
- I'm getting married today.
- You are.
655
00:32:34,552 --> 00:32:35,758
I feel amazing.
656
00:32:35,820 --> 00:32:37,891
- You look beautiful.
- This place is magical.
657
00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:39,560
- Seriously.
- Who sucked your dick?
658
00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:41,103
I don't know. I can't remember.
659
00:32:41,159 --> 00:32:42,467
I could never do that to my fiancée.
660
00:32:42,527 --> 00:32:44,200
- Shut the fuck up.
- What?
661
00:32:44,262 --> 00:32:46,868
- Asshole.
- Just saying, it's a sacred commitment.
662
00:32:47,465 --> 00:32:48,569
Man.
663
00:32:49,834 --> 00:32:51,507
Look who just arrived.
664
00:32:51,569 --> 00:32:52,843
Yeah, man.
665
00:32:52,904 --> 00:32:55,282
You got drunk
and slept in that bathroom.
666
00:32:55,340 --> 00:32:56,444
Who does that, man?
667
00:32:56,507 --> 00:32:58,714
- Phil does, baby.
- You do.
668
00:32:58,776 --> 00:33:00,756
Jon, you got a blow job?
669
00:33:00,812 --> 00:33:03,383
This is nuts, you guys.
670
00:33:03,448 --> 00:33:05,086
- All right, I'm out of here.
- Pally down, Phil.
671
00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:06,992
- I got to go.
- Yeah.
672
00:33:07,051 --> 00:33:09,224
See the old ball and chain.
Get ready for the wedding.
673
00:33:09,287 --> 00:33:11,358
- Phil. Phil. Phil?
- What's up, man?
674
00:33:11,422 --> 00:33:13,342
You know you can't tell Daphne
about this, right?
675
00:33:13,391 --> 00:33:15,428
Dude, you can count on me, man.
676
00:33:15,493 --> 00:33:17,473
I'm going to be your brother-in-law.
677
00:33:17,528 --> 00:33:19,769
It's going in the Bank of Phil,
678
00:33:19,831 --> 00:33:22,710
filed under "B" for bros.
679
00:33:22,767 --> 00:33:25,577
I feel like I'm dreaming. I don't know.
680
00:33:26,270 --> 00:33:28,443
Ivan just posted something
to our video blog.
681
00:33:28,506 --> 00:33:31,043
I bet it's like a little wedding message
from the boys.
682
00:33:31,876 --> 00:33:34,083
Johnny boy. Good morning, sunshine.
683
00:33:34,145 --> 00:33:36,421
Hey, wake up, it's your wedding day.
684
00:33:37,648 --> 00:33:39,321
Is he puking?
685
00:33:39,384 --> 00:33:40,761
Let's turn that off.
686
00:33:40,818 --> 00:33:42,229
Wake up!
687
00:33:44,088 --> 00:33:45,624
This is the worst day of my life.
688
00:33:45,890 --> 00:33:47,370
Wait, what happened? Turn it back on.
689
00:33:47,725 --> 00:33:49,705
It says "file not found."
690
00:33:50,261 --> 00:33:52,741
Worst day of his life?
Did you hear that?
691
00:33:53,564 --> 00:33:55,669
What kind of night did he have? What...
692
00:33:56,100 --> 00:33:57,807
It's... I'm sure it's fine.
693
00:33:57,869 --> 00:33:58,870
- Yeah, it's fine.
- It's fine.
694
00:33:58,936 --> 00:34:01,075
It's no big deal.
They were just drinking a little.
695
00:34:01,739 --> 00:34:02,979
I'm an idiot.
696
00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,179
I uploaded it by mistake.
697
00:34:04,242 --> 00:34:06,688
- I don't need this, buddy. Okay?
- Don't worry, I deleted it.
698
00:34:06,744 --> 00:34:08,417
Let me just get this.
699
00:34:09,013 --> 00:34:10,287
Rice thing worked.
700
00:34:12,750 --> 00:34:14,957
Speak of the she-devil.
Hey, Daph-Daph.
701
00:34:15,019 --> 00:34:17,522
- Hello, what are you doing?
- Just hanging with the dudes.
702
00:34:17,588 --> 00:34:20,262
- Nothing. Nothing is wrong or anything.
- Put it down.
703
00:34:20,825 --> 00:34:22,600
- Babe, I'm not hiding anything.
- Put it down, mate.
704
00:34:22,660 --> 00:34:24,662
- Babe, what do you think I'm hiding?
- Shut up.
705
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:26,369
- Phil.
- Nothing bad happened last night.
706
00:34:27,799 --> 00:34:28,800
Hey. Daphne?
707
00:34:28,866 --> 00:34:32,837
Phil's a little embarrassed about his...
His shirt got ruined last night.
708
00:34:32,904 --> 00:34:34,008
- Yeah?
- Yeah, fancy shirt.
709
00:34:34,072 --> 00:34:35,949
- What?
- He completely destroyed.
710
00:34:36,007 --> 00:34:39,250
So, we have a lot of getting ready to do,
we'll see you at the ceremony.
711
00:34:39,310 --> 00:34:40,618
- Is it ruined?
- Yeah.
712
00:34:40,678 --> 00:34:41,884
It's just some stains.
713
00:34:41,946 --> 00:34:44,222
Just have to run it to the drycleaners.
Fancy shirt will be fine.
714
00:34:44,282 --> 00:34:46,558
There's a big stain
right on the back. Yeah.
715
00:34:46,617 --> 00:34:47,618
Right... What?
716
00:34:47,852 --> 00:34:49,923
- There.
- What the heck, man?
717
00:34:52,990 --> 00:34:54,128
What the heck?
718
00:34:56,094 --> 00:34:58,134
Now, she thinks that's what
you're lying about, man.
719
00:34:58,196 --> 00:35:00,198
Look what you did to fancy shirt!
720
00:35:00,498 --> 00:35:01,602
Are you okay, Daphne?
721
00:35:01,666 --> 00:35:03,767
I just... I really loved fancy shirt.
722
00:35:03,935 --> 00:35:05,175
He has changed a lot
in the last few years.
723
00:35:05,236 --> 00:35:07,682
But the second he gets with those guys,
it's like...
724
00:35:07,738 --> 00:35:09,240
I mean, he just needed to meet you.
725
00:35:09,307 --> 00:35:11,287
- This good girl.
- Sarah, no.
726
00:35:11,342 --> 00:35:13,379
I'm not always a good girl.
727
00:35:14,178 --> 00:35:16,180
Why did he and his friends
get to have all the fun?
728
00:35:16,247 --> 00:35:18,955
I mean, no one even asked me.
I would have stayed out.
729
00:35:19,016 --> 00:35:21,587
I would have gotten so smashed.
730
00:35:21,652 --> 00:35:24,633
I mean, I didn't even let you guys
throw me a bachelorette party.
731
00:35:24,689 --> 00:35:26,691
Now I'm getting married.
732
00:35:26,757 --> 00:35:27,861
So, let's do it.
733
00:35:27,925 --> 00:35:29,734
Let's have a bachelorette party,
right now.
734
00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:30,932
- Yes.
- Yes.
735
00:35:30,995 --> 00:35:33,407
- Yes.
- That's exactly what we are going to do.
736
00:35:33,464 --> 00:35:35,102
I'm getting married in five hours.
737
00:35:35,166 --> 00:35:36,967
We can't let those jackasses
have all the fun.
738
00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:38,038
Yeah, let's have some fun.
739
00:35:38,102 --> 00:35:39,782
I got some fruit salad back in my casita-.
740
00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:41,340
Yeah, or alcohol.
741
00:35:42,073 --> 00:35:43,108
I have an idea.
742
00:35:43,174 --> 00:35:45,017
I mean, what if she finds out?
743
00:35:45,076 --> 00:35:46,397
How could she ever find out, man?
744
00:35:46,711 --> 00:35:48,156
- I don't know.
- Stop worrying.
745
00:35:48,212 --> 00:35:49,919
We are fine. Let's go put on suits.
746
00:35:50,281 --> 00:35:51,282
Phil?
747
00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:54,258
What's up, man?
748
00:35:54,318 --> 00:35:55,661
Phil, what are you doing?
749
00:35:56,087 --> 00:35:57,088
What's going on?
750
00:35:58,022 --> 00:35:59,262
You were being really funny last night.
751
00:35:59,323 --> 00:36:03,203
You were drunk, it was like great,
classic wedding material kind of stuff.
752
00:36:03,261 --> 00:36:04,535
It was...
753
00:36:04,595 --> 00:36:07,701
I thought it would be good
to get hidden camera stuff, so I...
754
00:36:07,765 --> 00:36:09,301
I set up a camera right here.
755
00:36:09,367 --> 00:36:10,641
- You left it running?
- Holy shit.
756
00:36:10,701 --> 00:36:12,374
What the fuck is wrong with you.
757
00:36:12,436 --> 00:36:15,246
I'm going to talk to security.
758
00:36:15,306 --> 00:36:17,616
'Cause that's... That's theft.
759
00:36:17,675 --> 00:36:19,416
Are you kidding me? For real?
760
00:36:23,581 --> 00:36:25,561
So, some girl blew me,
swiped Phil's camera,
761
00:36:25,616 --> 00:36:27,459
and now she is gonna
show it to everyone.
762
00:36:27,518 --> 00:36:28,519
I'm fucked.
763
00:36:28,586 --> 00:36:31,362
We've been filming this?
All of this? Turn it off.
764
00:36:31,422 --> 00:36:32,833
Ivan, turn it off! Okay?
765
00:36:32,890 --> 00:36:34,096
- Let's not be hasty, though, Jon.
- Jesus!
766
00:36:34,158 --> 00:36:36,263
Delete everything
from this morning, please.
767
00:36:36,327 --> 00:36:39,900
I don't like hearing that, though,
because this is some good back...
768
00:36:39,964 --> 00:36:41,684
You might want this later.
That's all I'm...
769
00:36:41,699 --> 00:36:43,804
- That's all I'm saying.
- Will I?
770
00:36:43,868 --> 00:36:46,075
- Really? Will I want this later?
- Shut the fuck up.
771
00:36:46,137 --> 00:36:48,014
- No, I don't think so. Sit down.
- Shut the fuck off.
772
00:36:48,072 --> 00:36:49,278
- Turn it off.
- Turn off the camera.
773
00:36:49,340 --> 00:36:50,512
Ripped Phil's shirt.
774
00:36:50,575 --> 00:36:52,953
- I got final cut, man.
- Shut this thing off.
775
00:36:55,379 --> 00:36:57,325
For room... What room are we?
776
00:37:00,451 --> 00:37:01,794
Hey, come up in four right now.
777
00:37:01,852 --> 00:37:04,958
You have basically handed over
your entire relationship to this girl.
778
00:37:05,022 --> 00:37:06,126
Do you understand that?
779
00:37:06,190 --> 00:37:07,567
She's driving the whole thing.
780
00:37:07,625 --> 00:37:09,696
You're just in the back seat
riding like a little bitch.
781
00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:12,434
Phil, you don't want to be a little bitch.
Do you?
782
00:37:12,496 --> 00:37:14,016
No, I don't want to be a little bitch.
783
00:37:14,031 --> 00:37:15,339
You're a whipped man, Phil.
784
00:37:15,399 --> 00:37:16,935
Okay, so what do I do?
785
00:37:17,001 --> 00:37:19,641
Okay, what's something
that she hates about herself?
786
00:37:21,706 --> 00:37:23,549
She thinks her arms are too fat.
787
00:37:23,608 --> 00:37:26,350
Okay. Next time
she starts giving you shit,
788
00:37:26,410 --> 00:37:29,220
you're gonna look at her in the face
and you are going to say,
789
00:37:29,280 --> 00:37:31,453
"Hey, you've put on some weight."
790
00:37:31,515 --> 00:37:33,756
And Phil the man,
he doesn't like that shit.
791
00:37:33,918 --> 00:37:35,989
You just want me to
start a fight with her?
792
00:37:36,053 --> 00:37:37,327
Exactly.
793
00:37:37,388 --> 00:37:39,527
See, this way,
if you start fighting with her,
794
00:37:39,590 --> 00:37:41,310
she'll forget the fact that you were lying.
795
00:37:41,325 --> 00:37:42,736
Then we're just, like,
yelling at each other.
796
00:37:42,793 --> 00:37:44,204
Come on dude, toughen up.
797
00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:46,037
You need to seriously get it together.
798
00:37:46,998 --> 00:37:50,002
I do have it together, man. But she...
799
00:37:50,568 --> 00:37:51,979
Look at yourself in the mirror.
800
00:38:02,913 --> 00:38:04,722
Let's have some fruit salad.
801
00:38:30,608 --> 00:38:31,985
Now don't be shy.
802
00:38:32,510 --> 00:38:35,013
- Don't be shy.
- Guys, you got me shots?
803
00:38:35,479 --> 00:38:37,686
It's getting crazy in the house.
804
00:38:38,115 --> 00:38:39,321
Just you wait.
805
00:38:44,388 --> 00:38:45,765
- Hi.
- Hi.
806
00:38:46,357 --> 00:38:47,665
What's happening?
807
00:38:48,826 --> 00:38:50,271
Oh, my God.
808
00:38:50,361 --> 00:38:51,465
- Are you serious?
- Yes.
809
00:38:51,529 --> 00:38:53,873
You said you wanted
a bachelorette party!
810
00:38:55,700 --> 00:38:57,270
Wait, isn't he the busboy?
811
00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:59,008
Not today, he's not.
812
00:39:08,679 --> 00:39:09,987
Yeah!
813
00:39:12,216 --> 00:39:13,217
Yes!
814
00:39:19,423 --> 00:39:20,925
Yeah.
815
00:39:21,459 --> 00:39:22,961
Yeah!
816
00:40:08,672 --> 00:40:10,083
Yeah!
817
00:40:20,351 --> 00:40:21,386
Oh, my God!
818
00:40:26,924 --> 00:40:28,403
I came.
819
00:40:28,459 --> 00:40:30,063
I came everywhere.
820
00:40:30,127 --> 00:40:32,004
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
821
00:40:45,276 --> 00:40:46,380
Give me your excited strut.
822
00:40:47,511 --> 00:40:49,855
- That's horrible.
- I'm just excited, guys.
823
00:40:49,914 --> 00:40:51,484
- To Johnny.
- To Jon, boy.
824
00:40:51,549 --> 00:40:53,324
Jon-o-lis. Yeah!
825
00:40:53,384 --> 00:40:54,692
You guys can have my leftovers tonight.
826
00:40:54,752 --> 00:40:55,856
- Thank you, thank you.
- How about that?
827
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,729
I have to work so hard,
this guy gets it all.
828
00:40:57,788 --> 00:40:59,028
- Yeah.
- Go, go, go.
829
00:40:59,089 --> 00:41:00,159
Johnny boy.
830
00:41:00,224 --> 00:41:01,794
What if this girl already
showed somebody the video?
831
00:41:01,859 --> 00:41:04,430
That's not an option,
we would have found out by now.
832
00:41:04,495 --> 00:41:06,736
I just think I should probably
tell Elissa before she sees it.
833
00:41:06,797 --> 00:41:08,437
- No.
- I think that's the only move, Jon.
834
00:41:08,466 --> 00:41:10,275
I can never keep something like that
from my fiancee.
835
00:41:10,334 --> 00:41:12,405
What the fuck are you saying? Shut up.
836
00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:14,074
- It was a fake engagement ring, dude.
- Guys, guys.
837
00:41:14,138 --> 00:41:15,981
Guys, guys, guys, this was our bad.
838
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:17,110
We're gonna make it right, okay?
839
00:41:17,174 --> 00:41:19,279
We're gonna find out who did it.
We're gonna keep it under wraps.
840
00:41:19,343 --> 00:41:21,380
- Yeah.
- We're gonna muzzle this dick-sucker.
841
00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:24,249
Come on.
842
00:41:26,417 --> 00:41:29,830
Hey, guys, last night got crazy, right?
843
00:41:29,887 --> 00:41:32,197
Did it get crazy for you?
'Cause it got crazy for me.
844
00:41:32,256 --> 00:41:34,862
It was like I couldn't even control myself.
845
00:41:34,959 --> 00:41:35,994
You... Did you get like that?
846
00:41:36,060 --> 00:41:39,098
Some beautiful women like yourselves,
you just went to bed early?
847
00:41:39,163 --> 00:41:40,198
I'm not buying that shit.
848
00:41:40,264 --> 00:41:41,743
Hi. Love your dress.
849
00:41:41,799 --> 00:41:43,142
Do you mind if I look at your teeth?
850
00:41:43,200 --> 00:41:44,201
Gorgeous teeth.
851
00:41:44,268 --> 00:41:45,303
- Well, thank you.
- Can I see them for a sec?
852
00:41:45,369 --> 00:41:46,677
Can I just look at your goddamn teeth
for a second?
853
00:41:46,737 --> 00:41:48,182
- All right.
- I think I hooked up with someone.
854
00:41:48,239 --> 00:41:50,776
I don't even remember.
Did you hook up with anybody?
855
00:41:50,841 --> 00:41:52,320
You didn't spend time
on your knees last night?
856
00:41:52,376 --> 00:41:55,516
Could I offer you a taste of
one of the most beautiful fruits on earth,
857
00:41:55,579 --> 00:41:57,149
found here in Nicaragua?
858
00:41:57,214 --> 00:41:58,522
It's juicy this time of year.
859
00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:00,351
Okay-
860
00:42:02,887 --> 00:42:04,423
All right, open.
861
00:42:04,922 --> 00:42:07,493
Open. Open up there.
862
00:42:07,558 --> 00:42:09,094
Okay, thank you.
863
00:42:09,159 --> 00:42:10,536
Dude, what the hell was that?
864
00:42:11,028 --> 00:42:12,598
This is Cheryl's bite mark.
865
00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:14,839
And this is Jon's penis.
866
00:42:15,199 --> 00:42:16,701
Dude, come on!
867
00:42:16,767 --> 00:42:18,371
- It's a cool dick.
- Yeah.
868
00:42:19,069 --> 00:42:20,776
As you can see,
the spread just does not match.
869
00:42:20,838 --> 00:42:22,977
Cheryl has been vindicated
by the evidence.
870
00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:26,253
- What about Linc's girl?
- No, she was with me all night.
871
00:42:26,310 --> 00:42:28,256
You told me you were blacked out.
872
00:42:29,013 --> 00:42:30,253
- Come on.
- Guys.
873
00:42:30,648 --> 00:42:31,752
Quick question for you.
874
00:42:31,815 --> 00:42:32,987
Have you tried
the tropical fruit down here?
875
00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:35,052
- It is divine.
- Knock it off, dude.
876
00:42:35,119 --> 00:42:37,463
- I need her bite mark, goddamn it.
- What is going on?
877
00:42:37,521 --> 00:42:38,659
It's kind of a long story.
878
00:42:38,722 --> 00:42:41,066
We think someone might have
blown Jon last night.
879
00:42:42,826 --> 00:42:44,362
Do you know something?
880
00:42:44,428 --> 00:42:45,429
No, nothing.
881
00:42:45,496 --> 00:42:46,770
Maggie.
882
00:42:46,830 --> 00:42:48,550
Did you just see her face?
It's totally her.
883
00:42:48,599 --> 00:42:51,842
It's not her, okay?
I know her, she's not like that.
884
00:42:51,902 --> 00:42:55,179
You told me that she fellated you
10 minutes after you met her.
885
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:56,741
- It's different.
- Yeah.
886
00:42:56,807 --> 00:42:58,718
We had an emotional connection.
887
00:42:58,776 --> 00:43:01,780
- Hey, you guys.
- Dude, get down. Jon's coming.
888
00:43:01,845 --> 00:43:02,915
I'm freaking out.
889
00:43:02,980 --> 00:43:04,550
I'm about to get married, okay.
890
00:43:04,615 --> 00:43:06,219
I can't hide this from her.
I have to tell her.
891
00:43:06,283 --> 00:43:08,092
No, no, no, dude, dude, dude.
Dude, listen to me.
892
00:43:08,152 --> 00:43:09,722
I know you want to
do the right thing here,
893
00:43:09,787 --> 00:43:11,767
but you tell her right now,
you're just gonna ruin her wedding.
894
00:43:11,822 --> 00:43:13,782
Seriously, it's the most selfish thing
you can do.
895
00:43:13,824 --> 00:43:14,825
Fuck.
896
00:43:15,426 --> 00:43:16,837
I'm such an asshole.
897
00:43:18,662 --> 00:43:19,868
That's a surprising bit of wisdom
898
00:43:19,930 --> 00:43:22,570
from a man who 12 hours ago
urinated in Cal's mouth.
899
00:43:22,633 --> 00:43:23,703
Shut the fuck up.
900
00:43:51,562 --> 00:43:55,169
I'm just saying, I don't think people
take an option of fish
901
00:43:55,232 --> 00:43:56,939
at a wedding, seriously.
902
00:43:57,001 --> 00:44:00,380
If you allow me to take the reins on this,
I'm thinking two meats...
903
00:44:00,437 --> 00:44:01,472
Baby.
904
00:44:01,538 --> 00:44:03,279
Think two meats,
maybe a vegetable medley.
905
00:44:04,541 --> 00:44:06,248
How's fancy shirt?
906
00:44:06,310 --> 00:44:07,482
Ruined.
907
00:44:07,544 --> 00:44:09,285
It's totally ruined. I ruined it.
908
00:44:09,346 --> 00:44:10,586
Awesome.
909
00:44:30,501 --> 00:44:31,775
This is a mistake.
910
00:44:33,637 --> 00:44:34,843
What is, the wedding?
911
00:44:34,905 --> 00:44:36,475
Yeah, the wedding.
She's making a mistake.
912
00:44:36,540 --> 00:44:37,883
Jon's a great guy.
913
00:44:37,941 --> 00:44:40,182
He didn't look great when
he was puking this morning, saying that,
914
00:44:40,244 --> 00:44:42,349
- "This is the worst day of his life".
- How do you know about that?
915
00:44:42,413 --> 00:44:45,758
Because one of you morons posted it
on some video blog or something.
916
00:44:46,450 --> 00:44:48,691
- And you saw it?
- Yeah, we saw it, Phil.
917
00:44:48,752 --> 00:44:49,924
We all saw it.
918
00:44:51,221 --> 00:44:53,724
- Phil, what the fuck? Christ.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
919
00:44:54,625 --> 00:44:55,933
You guys look really nice.
920
00:44:55,993 --> 00:44:57,631
I think the video is online
from this morning.
921
00:44:57,695 --> 00:45:00,141
She said they saw it.
Daphne said they saw it.
922
00:45:00,197 --> 00:45:02,517
- It's, like, him puking and stuff.
- How much did she see?
923
00:45:02,566 --> 00:45:04,045
I don't know.
924
00:45:04,101 --> 00:45:05,808
I don't know.
925
00:45:05,869 --> 00:45:07,314
Elissa is standing up there right now.
926
00:45:07,371 --> 00:45:10,318
I don't think she would be up there
if she saw that whole video.
927
00:45:16,246 --> 00:45:18,658
- Hey, remember what we talked about.
- Hey, I'm sorry.
928
00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:20,923
- Jesus, keep your fucking mouth shut.
- Sorry.
929
00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:24,756
What was that about?
930
00:45:25,656 --> 00:45:26,657
Nothing.
931
00:45:28,058 --> 00:45:29,503
I know you're lying to me.
932
00:45:31,161 --> 00:45:33,072
Yeah, I know you're lying to me.
933
00:45:33,130 --> 00:45:35,130
Such a fucking bad liar,
I know you're lying to me.
934
00:45:35,132 --> 00:45:36,133
No.
935
00:45:37,901 --> 00:45:40,021
- What's going on? What's going on?
- Nothing, Daphne.
936
00:45:40,104 --> 00:45:42,675
- Honey, what the fuck is going on, Phil?
- Nothing, Daphne.
937
00:45:42,740 --> 00:45:44,811
- What the fuck is going on?
- You're being a cunt!
938
00:45:45,409 --> 00:45:46,752
You've been a cunt.
You're being a cunt!
939
00:45:46,810 --> 00:45:48,312
Everybody thinks you're a cunt.
940
00:45:48,378 --> 00:45:49,880
You're being a cunt right now!
941
00:45:58,989 --> 00:46:00,434
- We're screwed.
- She's gonna find out.
942
00:46:00,491 --> 00:46:01,595
We gotta do something,
she's gonna find out.
943
00:46:01,658 --> 00:46:02,659
She already broke him.
944
00:46:02,726 --> 00:46:05,138
Daph, I'm sorry.
945
00:46:07,998 --> 00:46:10,103
Yes, yes. Gracias.
946
00:46:13,937 --> 00:46:15,575
This will knock her right on her ass.
947
00:46:16,406 --> 00:46:18,818
- I'm sorry.
- Guys, don't wanna get dehydrated.
948
00:46:46,170 --> 00:46:48,013
Just ignore me, guys. Just gonna...
949
00:46:49,339 --> 00:46:51,114
- What's going on?
- Nothing.
950
00:46:51,175 --> 00:46:53,416
- I know you're lying to me.
- Just leave me alone.
951
00:46:53,877 --> 00:46:55,413
- I know something...
- Stop being a cunt.
952
00:46:55,479 --> 00:46:57,390
If you don't tell me,
I'm gonna fucking divorce you,
953
00:46:57,447 --> 00:46:58,721
I swear to God.
954
00:46:58,782 --> 00:47:00,455
Jon got a blow job last night.
955
00:47:02,786 --> 00:47:03,787
Fuck.
956
00:47:08,158 --> 00:47:09,193
What the fuck is wrong with you?
957
00:47:09,259 --> 00:47:10,795
Get over there and tell her something.
958
00:47:10,861 --> 00:47:12,204
- Okay.
- Go.
959
00:47:13,063 --> 00:47:14,064
Shit.
960
00:47:14,431 --> 00:47:16,536
You can't say anything to anyone.
961
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,273
Don't say anything, I'll talk to him.
962
00:47:28,078 --> 00:47:29,523
Friends and family.
963
00:47:29,580 --> 00:47:31,890
We are here today
to celebrate the union
964
00:47:31,949 --> 00:47:33,792
of Jon and Elissa in marriage.
965
00:47:34,351 --> 00:47:35,762
We will begin the ceremony
966
00:47:35,819 --> 00:47:38,959
with a reading
from the bride's older sister, Daphne.
967
00:47:46,463 --> 00:47:48,841
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, my God!
968
00:47:48,899 --> 00:47:49,900
Daph...
969
00:47:51,635 --> 00:47:52,909
Watch her head. Watch her head.
970
00:47:53,937 --> 00:47:55,041
Is she all right?
971
00:47:55,572 --> 00:47:56,846
- Is she all right?
- Oh, God.
972
00:47:57,641 --> 00:47:59,052
- She's gonna be okay.
- All right.
973
00:47:59,843 --> 00:48:01,686
I got her. I got her.
974
00:48:03,146 --> 00:48:05,251
I've seen this a thousand times,
she's gonna be fine.
975
00:48:05,315 --> 00:48:08,728
Dehydration, mild hypovolemia, guys.
That's it.
976
00:48:08,785 --> 00:48:11,197
Phil, two to three quarts of liquids,
pump some electrolytes in there.
977
00:48:11,255 --> 00:48:14,327
She's gonna be dancing in no time
with everybody else.
978
00:48:14,391 --> 00:48:15,995
Come on, enjoy this.
979
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:17,805
Oh, God.
980
00:48:21,565 --> 00:48:25,035
Jon and Elissa will now
read each other their vows.
981
00:48:28,505 --> 00:48:32,009
I, Jonathan Peter Carr,
982
00:48:32,075 --> 00:48:36,251
take you, Elissa Gabrielle Bloom,
to be my wife.
983
00:48:37,714 --> 00:48:39,990
To have and to hold
from this day forward...
984
00:48:51,795 --> 00:48:52,796
Sorry.
985
00:49:04,808 --> 00:49:06,185
Until death do us pad.
986
00:49:09,012 --> 00:49:13,154
I, Elissa Gabrielle Bloom...
987
00:49:28,966 --> 00:49:30,343
Watch the step.
988
00:49:30,400 --> 00:49:32,001
I can't believe
you guys drugged my wife.
989
00:49:32,002 --> 00:49:33,845
Well, you told your wife a secret, Phil.
990
00:49:33,904 --> 00:49:35,281
Fucking moron.
991
00:49:35,339 --> 00:49:36,647
Why are you filming this, Linc?
992
00:49:36,707 --> 00:49:38,209
You said, "Film everything."
993
00:49:38,275 --> 00:49:39,276
Turn it off!
994
00:49:39,343 --> 00:49:41,289
- Not gonna happen.
- Come on, come on, come on.
995
00:49:41,345 --> 00:49:43,382
Let's go. Let's put her down, Phil.
996
00:49:43,447 --> 00:49:44,653
- Come on.
- Sorry, baby.
997
00:49:44,715 --> 00:49:46,092
- Let's go.
- She's gonna be fine.
998
00:49:46,149 --> 00:49:48,527
I gave her a pill. Wears off in an hour.
999
00:49:49,586 --> 00:49:50,587
What're you doing?
1000
00:49:50,654 --> 00:49:52,600
What do you mean, "What am I doing".
I'm locking her in there.
1001
00:49:52,656 --> 00:49:53,760
Why are you locking her
in the bathroom?
1002
00:49:53,824 --> 00:49:55,235
You know why I'm locking her in there?
1003
00:49:55,292 --> 00:49:57,169
'Cause this shit was supposed to be
in the Bank of Phil.
1004
00:49:57,227 --> 00:49:58,604
So think about that.
1005
00:49:59,363 --> 00:50:02,242
- It was in the Banco de Phil.
- It was in the Banco de Phil?
1006
00:50:02,299 --> 00:50:03,869
What, did some fucking bandits
come in?
1007
00:50:05,802 --> 00:50:06,837
Come on.
1008
00:50:06,903 --> 00:50:08,314
I have to talk to you.
1009
00:50:09,773 --> 00:50:11,309
- What?
- Fuck, fuck.
1010
00:50:12,242 --> 00:50:16,384
Last night was really crazy
and I got really drunk and...
1011
00:50:16,446 --> 00:50:17,720
Jon, I know.
1012
00:50:19,082 --> 00:50:20,356
What do you mean?
1013
00:50:21,485 --> 00:50:23,556
I mean, I saw the video.
1014
00:50:23,620 --> 00:50:25,497
You saw the video?
1015
00:50:25,555 --> 00:50:27,091
No, the video?
1016
00:50:27,758 --> 00:50:28,759
Yeah.
1017
00:50:29,559 --> 00:50:30,697
Fuck.
1018
00:50:32,696 --> 00:50:34,266
It's okay.
1019
00:50:34,331 --> 00:50:35,571
It wasn't that bad.
1020
00:50:35,632 --> 00:50:37,873
I don't want to look back
at our wedding weekend
1021
00:50:37,934 --> 00:50:43,350
and always remember
how you got wasted, and you know...
1022
00:50:44,274 --> 00:50:46,083
You serious?
1023
00:50:46,143 --> 00:50:48,714
I don't know, because
it didn't seem that important.
1024
00:50:48,779 --> 00:50:50,156
Really?
1025
00:50:50,614 --> 00:50:52,321
That's how I feel.
1026
00:50:52,382 --> 00:50:53,554
- That's how I feel.
- I love you.
1027
00:50:53,617 --> 00:50:55,778
- I love you. I love you so much.
- I love you so much.
1028
00:50:57,287 --> 00:50:58,891
God, thank you.
1029
00:50:58,955 --> 00:51:01,663
- Thank you, you're the best.
- I am so happy.
1030
00:51:01,725 --> 00:51:03,432
- We just got married!
- We're married.
1031
00:51:03,493 --> 00:51:05,632
We're, like, freaking married. It's...
1032
00:51:08,031 --> 00:51:09,510
I love you.
1033
00:51:09,566 --> 00:51:13,275
Okay, I am gonna go and get wasted.
1034
00:51:13,336 --> 00:51:14,474
Okay, whatever you say.
1035
00:51:14,538 --> 00:51:15,539
- Not you though.
- Okay.
1036
00:51:15,605 --> 00:51:16,948
You have to watch me inside.
1037
00:51:17,007 --> 00:51:18,213
I will. I will.
1038
00:51:31,621 --> 00:51:33,100
- Love you.
- All right, that's it.
1039
00:51:47,838 --> 00:51:49,078
- Cal?
- Everything good?
1040
00:51:49,139 --> 00:51:50,859
Yeah, everything's fine,
we took care of it.
1041
00:51:50,941 --> 00:51:53,945
Dude, she knows about the blow job
and she doesn't care.
1042
00:51:54,010 --> 00:51:55,045
- What?
- She said it's okay.
1043
00:51:55,112 --> 00:51:57,217
I know, I just married the coolest
fucking woman in the universe.
1044
00:51:57,280 --> 00:51:58,588
- Wait, are you fucking serious?
- Yeah.
1045
00:51:58,648 --> 00:52:00,321
Round of blow jobs, please.
1046
00:53:00,510 --> 00:53:03,889
Wish you all the happiness
and the best,
1047
00:53:03,947 --> 00:53:06,553
'cause now you're on your own.
1048
00:53:06,616 --> 00:53:07,890
Okay-
1049
00:53:07,951 --> 00:53:09,225
Hear, hear.
1050
00:53:14,157 --> 00:53:16,103
Mr. and Mrs. Bloom, everybody.
1051
00:53:16,159 --> 00:53:19,163
And it was senior year,
senior in high school,
1052
00:53:19,229 --> 00:53:23,541
my parents had just gone through
a very long overdue divorce.
1053
00:53:23,600 --> 00:53:27,309
I was supposed to move to Connecticut
and leave the home that I grew up in,
1054
00:53:27,370 --> 00:53:29,509
and the friends that I made and Jon.
1055
00:53:29,573 --> 00:53:33,521
And I think
it really made us both really sad.
1056
00:53:33,577 --> 00:53:35,250
And I remember, Jon came over
1057
00:53:35,312 --> 00:53:37,349
and we were packing up
everything that I grew up with,
1058
00:53:37,414 --> 00:53:38,654
all my possessions,
1059
00:53:38,715 --> 00:53:41,719
and instead of packing the boxes
into the moving van,
1060
00:53:41,785 --> 00:53:43,628
Jon packed 'em
into the back of his truck.
1061
00:53:43,687 --> 00:53:45,860
And we drove to his house,
1062
00:53:45,922 --> 00:53:49,267
where I lived for the next six months
and got to finish high school.
1063
00:53:49,326 --> 00:53:50,805
And I don't even think
he told his parents.
1064
00:53:50,860 --> 00:53:52,999
I think you guys were as surprised
as anyone
1065
00:53:53,063 --> 00:53:54,542
when I showed up at your door.
1066
00:53:54,598 --> 00:53:58,136
But you welcomed me
and for that I am so thankful.
1067
00:53:58,201 --> 00:54:01,011
And now, as we welcome you guys
into your new family,
1068
00:54:01,071 --> 00:54:04,484
I just hope that
I'm lucky enough to participate.
1069
00:54:04,541 --> 00:54:06,646
'Cause I wanna be crazy Uncle Linc.
1070
00:54:07,410 --> 00:54:09,151
But not in a creepy way.
1071
00:54:36,339 --> 00:54:38,148
She's saying you had sex
with her husband last night.
1072
00:54:38,208 --> 00:54:39,619
No, I didn't, that's ridiculous.
1073
00:54:45,081 --> 00:54:46,583
She said she saw you guys last night,
1074
00:54:46,650 --> 00:54:49,331
that her husband got home
at 6:00 in the morning, smelling like sex.
1075
00:54:52,155 --> 00:54:55,034
Okay, okay, I fucked him.
1076
00:54:55,091 --> 00:54:56,764
Okay? But I didn't know he was married.
1077
00:54:56,826 --> 00:54:58,601
- Wait, you fucked him?
- Holy shit.
1078
00:55:03,233 --> 00:55:06,009
He's saying that
you forced yourself upon him.
1079
00:55:06,069 --> 00:55:07,605
That's bullshit, he begged me for it.
1080
00:55:07,671 --> 00:55:09,810
Also, he said he was single
and his wife is dead.
1081
00:55:15,178 --> 00:55:17,988
I'm not doing this right now.
Just take this outside, okay?
1082
00:55:19,215 --> 00:55:20,717
Okay, enough.
1083
00:55:22,252 --> 00:55:23,754
Okay, okay.
1084
00:55:24,054 --> 00:55:25,795
I don't know what you people think...
1085
00:55:28,558 --> 00:55:29,866
Oh, my God!
1086
00:55:31,027 --> 00:55:33,234
I am so sorry. I am so sorry.
1087
00:55:33,296 --> 00:55:35,367
Oh, my God. I am so...
I didn't mean to do that.
1088
00:55:35,432 --> 00:55:37,434
I didn't think that was gonna happen.
Cal...
1089
00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:38,774
I am so sorry.
1090
00:55:39,836 --> 00:55:41,372
I am so sorry.
1091
00:55:41,438 --> 00:55:43,611
I'm so sorry.
1092
00:55:43,673 --> 00:55:45,448
- Is she okay?
- Yeah, she's fine.
1093
00:55:45,508 --> 00:55:47,613
I saw her having shots
with Elissa's mom.
1094
00:55:48,144 --> 00:55:49,885
I can't believe that just happened
in front of everyone.
1095
00:55:49,946 --> 00:55:52,085
I can't believe I just punched
that poor woman in the face.
1096
00:55:52,148 --> 00:55:54,059
Thank you for having my back.
1097
00:55:54,117 --> 00:55:56,495
I honestly thought
she might have hurt you.
1098
00:55:56,553 --> 00:55:59,124
- I mean, she looked fierce.
- Fierce?
1099
00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:01,328
Shit. I wasn't here, okay?
1100
00:56:02,726 --> 00:56:03,932
Have you seen Linc?
1101
00:56:03,993 --> 00:56:06,030
- No.
- I'm gonna kill that guy.
1102
00:56:06,096 --> 00:56:07,097
Linc?
1103
00:56:07,530 --> 00:56:08,838
Hey.
1104
00:56:09,499 --> 00:56:10,773
It's Phil.
1105
00:56:13,136 --> 00:56:14,240
Just wanted to talk.
1106
00:56:15,138 --> 00:56:18,210
Ivan's a jerk, okay! Ivan's a jerkwad,
1107
00:56:18,274 --> 00:56:19,548
number one.
1108
00:56:19,609 --> 00:56:23,284
Jon, you know, he fucked up.
1109
00:56:23,346 --> 00:56:26,020
Why is it my fault?
I didn't suck his dick, man.
1110
00:56:26,082 --> 00:56:29,928
I'm just gonna check on her real quick,
just to make sure she's okay.
1111
00:56:34,290 --> 00:56:35,928
Thank God.
1112
00:56:35,992 --> 00:56:37,733
I'm so sorry.
1113
00:56:37,794 --> 00:56:39,364
- Hi.
- Where am I?
1114
00:56:39,429 --> 00:56:40,772
You're in the bathroom.
1115
00:56:40,830 --> 00:56:41,865
Just...
1116
00:56:41,931 --> 00:56:43,672
Just stay there, though.
1117
00:56:45,869 --> 00:56:47,041
Please!
1118
00:56:47,103 --> 00:56:48,776
- Open the door, Phil!
- Daph...
1119
00:56:50,173 --> 00:56:51,846
Really, you fucked that guy?
1120
00:56:51,908 --> 00:56:53,114
Here we go.
1121
00:56:53,176 --> 00:56:55,417
Baby, I'm just saying,
how could you possibly fuck that guy
1122
00:56:55,478 --> 00:56:57,082
when you got this
standing right in front of you?
1123
00:56:57,147 --> 00:56:59,855
Cal, every time we're together,
I can pretty much guarantee
1124
00:56:59,916 --> 00:57:01,418
you're gonna try to make this happen.
1125
00:57:01,484 --> 00:57:04,431
It's 'cause we got
some crazy chemistry going.
1126
00:57:04,487 --> 00:57:06,160
I know you feel that, right?
1127
00:57:06,222 --> 00:57:08,998
Come on, this is like animal magnetism
that happens every...
1128
00:57:09,058 --> 00:57:11,231
Okay, okay, fine.
1129
00:57:12,796 --> 00:57:14,366
Fine, like, you'll think about it?
1130
00:57:14,431 --> 00:57:16,308
Fine, like, you've worn me down,
so let's do this.
1131
00:57:16,366 --> 00:57:18,039
My casita, 10 minutes.
1132
00:57:20,870 --> 00:57:23,111
All right, it needs to go behind.
1133
00:57:25,675 --> 00:57:27,985
- You think I was fucking born yesterday?
- What are you talking about?
1134
00:57:28,044 --> 00:57:30,684
Tammy just told me
to go up to her casita.
1135
00:57:31,114 --> 00:57:32,855
She wants to fuck.
1136
00:57:32,916 --> 00:57:34,054
Really?
1137
00:57:34,117 --> 00:57:37,155
Well, then you should go up
to her casita and fuck her.
1138
00:57:37,220 --> 00:57:39,291
- That's awesome.
- Ivan, I'm not fucking with you right now.
1139
00:57:39,355 --> 00:57:41,562
- This is not a joke.
- We don't do stuff like this anymore.
1140
00:57:41,624 --> 00:57:43,831
I'm a married man, dude,
I mean, that's in the past.
1141
00:57:43,893 --> 00:57:45,201
- Fuck.
- We're couple of dudes.
1142
00:57:45,261 --> 00:57:48,003
What the fuck am I thinking?
Of course, she wants to fuck me.
1143
00:57:48,064 --> 00:57:50,544
- Fucking tap that ass.
- Congratulations.
1144
00:57:51,601 --> 00:57:53,342
Nicaragua, baby!
1145
00:57:53,403 --> 00:57:55,781
It's amazing to me that he's gonna go
have sex with Tammy.
1146
00:57:55,839 --> 00:57:59,150
Also, it's crazy that I am getting married
1147
00:57:59,209 --> 00:58:00,847
after you guys
1148
00:58:00,910 --> 00:58:05,689
put a fucking ring
in my girlfriend's sundae
1149
00:58:05,748 --> 00:58:07,386
without me even knowing about it.
1150
00:58:07,450 --> 00:58:08,690
What?
1151
00:58:10,487 --> 00:58:12,057
What did you just say?
1152
00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:16,326
- No, no.
- It was a prank?
1153
00:58:17,927 --> 00:58:20,999
- No, it wasn't a prank.
- It was a fucking prank.
1154
00:58:21,064 --> 00:58:23,374
- No, it started...
- What the fuck is wrong with you?
1155
00:58:23,433 --> 00:58:25,470
It started off as a prank, Sarah. But it...
1156
00:58:25,535 --> 00:58:26,946
Are you fucking kidding me, Ivan?
1157
00:58:27,003 --> 00:58:29,074
- I'm not kidding you anything.
- Stop the bullshit.
1158
00:58:29,138 --> 00:58:30,344
Stop your fucking bullshit.
1159
00:58:30,406 --> 00:58:32,886
You fucking got engaged to me
on a prank.
1160
00:58:32,942 --> 00:58:35,149
People can't be pushed to do something
they don't really wanna do.
1161
00:58:35,211 --> 00:58:37,054
What's wrong with you? Shut up, Ivan.
Shut the fuck up.
1162
00:58:37,113 --> 00:58:38,683
And I thought
for once in your fucking life,
1163
00:58:38,748 --> 00:58:41,627
that you were making a decision
based on something that was real.
1164
00:58:41,684 --> 00:58:43,095
But instead, you were just going along
1165
00:58:43,152 --> 00:58:44,597
with whatever the fuck
was in front of you,
1166
00:58:44,654 --> 00:58:45,860
like you always do.
1167
00:58:45,922 --> 00:58:49,233
You're a fucking shitty, stupid,
fucking coward.
1168
00:58:49,292 --> 00:58:51,431
And you're not funny,
you have terrible jokes!
1169
00:58:51,494 --> 00:58:53,804
And I can't get this fucking ring off!
1170
00:58:53,863 --> 00:58:55,308
And I don't want to be
with you anymore, okay?
1171
00:58:55,365 --> 00:58:56,366
You cannot end this.
1172
00:58:56,432 --> 00:58:58,309
- I don't wanna be with you anymore.
- I don't want this to end.
1173
00:58:58,368 --> 00:59:00,143
And when I see you again,
don't fucking talk to me.
1174
00:59:00,203 --> 00:59:02,706
This is yours, you keep it.
Why would I have this?
1175
00:59:07,076 --> 00:59:09,852
I found a camera, too, Phil!
1176
00:59:09,913 --> 00:59:13,952
And I am here to tell everyone out there
1177
00:59:14,017 --> 00:59:16,964
that my husband locked me
in the bathroom like a psycho.
1178
00:59:17,020 --> 00:59:20,399
Well, I'm gonna tell everyone
that you were gonna ruin the wedding.
1179
00:59:20,456 --> 00:59:21,935
- No...
- So, I didn't really have a choice.
1180
00:59:21,991 --> 00:59:25,131
Phil, let me out of here,
or I swear to God...
1181
00:59:25,194 --> 00:59:26,229
You listen to me, okay?
1182
00:59:26,296 --> 00:59:28,071
Jon's a nice guy.
1183
00:59:28,131 --> 00:59:31,510
And he got a blow job on accident,
that happens.
1184
00:59:31,568 --> 00:59:34,674
He cannot get erect by accident,
it's called cheating.
1185
00:59:34,737 --> 00:59:37,911
It's called a mistake, you banshee
of a woman! She's a banshee.
1186
00:59:37,974 --> 00:59:40,284
Goddamn it, Phil,
you're being a fuck face!
1187
00:59:40,343 --> 00:59:42,584
You're the fuck face,
if you think about it!
1188
00:59:43,046 --> 00:59:44,286
Now, open it!
1189
00:59:44,347 --> 00:59:45,485
- Baby!
- What?
1190
00:59:45,548 --> 00:59:47,653
You're gonna break my rig
that I have out here.
1191
00:59:48,818 --> 00:59:50,559
I know you've been faking it, Phil.
1192
00:59:51,321 --> 00:59:52,857
- What?
- Your orgasms?
1193
00:59:52,922 --> 00:59:54,959
Yeah, I know you've been faking it.
1194
00:59:55,024 --> 00:59:56,332
What kind of husband does that?
1195
00:59:56,392 --> 00:59:58,432
He fakes an orgasm.
He can't even fuck his own wife.
1196
00:59:58,494 --> 01:00:01,475
You're a fucking pussy, Phil. You're...
1197
01:00:01,531 --> 01:00:03,704
Don't call me a pussy.
Don't talk to me like that.
1198
01:00:04,367 --> 01:00:06,438
I'm a man, okay? I'm a real man.
1199
01:00:06,502 --> 01:00:09,642
I've got penis.
I've got testicles, all right?
1200
01:00:09,706 --> 01:00:11,151
Get on the bed!
1201
01:00:16,379 --> 01:00:17,517
Get on the bed.
1202
01:00:17,580 --> 01:00:18,684
Get up.
1203
01:00:24,220 --> 01:00:25,824
- Is this what you want?
- Yeah.
1204
01:00:25,888 --> 01:00:27,424
- You want Phil?
- Yeah.
1205
01:00:27,490 --> 01:00:29,163
- You want Phil?
- Phil...
1206
01:00:29,225 --> 01:00:30,863
I'm holding you, stay down there.
1207
01:00:30,927 --> 01:00:32,770
- You feel that passion?
- Yeah.
1208
01:00:32,829 --> 01:00:34,706
You feel the heat?
1209
01:00:34,764 --> 01:00:36,334
What's up, sports fans?
1210
01:00:36,399 --> 01:00:38,777
As ya'll can tell,
I'm a little tied up right now.
1211
01:00:38,835 --> 01:00:40,178
But guess who's on top of me?
1212
01:00:42,572 --> 01:00:44,692
So you really wanna know
what it's like to fuck Tammy?
1213
01:00:44,707 --> 01:00:45,811
Are you kidding me, baby?
1214
01:00:45,875 --> 01:00:47,877
I've wanted to fuck you since college.
1215
01:00:48,378 --> 01:00:50,119
Did I say you could
put your mouth on me?
1216
01:00:50,179 --> 01:00:52,056
That's not okay. Did I say that?
1217
01:00:52,115 --> 01:00:54,527
You little... You little
dirty little bitch.
1218
01:00:55,318 --> 01:00:56,490
You like it rough.
1219
01:00:56,552 --> 01:00:57,929
Is that too rough?
1220
01:00:57,987 --> 01:00:59,091
Goddamn!
1221
01:00:59,155 --> 01:01:00,293
Shut up.
1222
01:01:00,990 --> 01:01:02,094
Stay down.
1223
01:01:05,161 --> 01:01:06,970
Linc, dude, what the fuck?
1224
01:01:07,030 --> 01:01:09,977
Shit, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
1225
01:01:10,033 --> 01:01:11,068
Hey, bro!
1226
01:01:11,134 --> 01:01:13,273
Looks like the best man won, right?
1227
01:01:13,336 --> 01:01:14,906
Wait, Linc!
1228
01:01:14,971 --> 01:01:16,041
Get back in here!
1229
01:01:16,105 --> 01:01:17,311
Is this the surprise?
1230
01:01:17,373 --> 01:01:19,182
- You got it, baby.
- What surprise?
1231
01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:21,053
You'll see.
1232
01:01:21,744 --> 01:01:23,189
No, no, no.
1233
01:01:23,246 --> 01:01:25,021
No, Linc, you are not watching, dude.
1234
01:01:25,081 --> 01:01:27,425
Sorry, bro, I'm not into that shit.
1235
01:01:27,483 --> 01:01:28,928
He's not watching.
1236
01:01:30,720 --> 01:01:32,131
Hell, yes!
1237
01:01:32,188 --> 01:01:33,997
Wait.
1238
01:01:34,057 --> 01:01:36,833
- Get over here, baby.
- Wait, wait, hey, hey, hey.
1239
01:01:36,893 --> 01:01:39,032
Hey, dude, come on.
Hey, put your pants back on.
1240
01:01:39,095 --> 01:01:41,905
What the fuck is going on right now?
1241
01:01:42,865 --> 01:01:43,866
Linc.
1242
01:01:43,933 --> 01:01:45,935
- You're such a cool dude.
- Oh, my God.
1243
01:01:46,002 --> 01:01:47,948
I think you're such a cool dude.
1244
01:01:48,004 --> 01:01:49,005
Oh, my God.
1245
01:01:50,907 --> 01:01:52,944
Dude, stop looking at me.
1246
01:01:53,009 --> 01:01:54,249
- Bros!
- No, we're not bros.
1247
01:01:54,310 --> 01:01:55,510
- We're bros!
- We're not bros.
1248
01:01:55,511 --> 01:01:58,458
- You're fucking bros!
- We're fucking bros!
1249
01:01:58,514 --> 01:02:00,926
You like it? You like it?
1250
01:02:00,983 --> 01:02:03,293
- Stop touching me.
- I'm close, I'm close.
1251
01:02:03,352 --> 01:02:04,456
Yeah!
1252
01:02:06,556 --> 01:02:08,357
- It's so pretty.
- These candles are amazing.
1253
01:02:09,025 --> 01:02:10,663
- We're married.
- Really?
1254
01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:11,967
We're married.
1255
01:02:12,028 --> 01:02:13,234
I'm making a movie.
1256
01:02:14,363 --> 01:02:15,899
- I'm excited.
- Yeah?
1257
01:02:16,432 --> 01:02:17,911
Oh, my God.
1258
01:02:20,603 --> 01:02:22,514
Get on the bed.
1259
01:02:22,572 --> 01:02:24,483
Come here. I've a surprise for you, baby.
1260
01:02:24,540 --> 01:02:26,486
- You have a surprise?
- Yeah.
1261
01:02:26,542 --> 01:02:27,748
What is this?
1262
01:02:33,282 --> 01:02:34,488
Shit. I forgot.
1263
01:02:34,550 --> 01:02:35,620
What is that?
1264
01:02:36,586 --> 01:02:37,792
Are you okay?
1265
01:02:38,387 --> 01:02:39,491
It's a...
1266
01:02:39,555 --> 01:02:40,932
It's a bite mark.
1267
01:02:41,824 --> 01:02:44,964
A bite mark?
Why is there a bite mark on your dick?
1268
01:02:45,328 --> 01:02:46,432
I'm really sorry.
1269
01:02:46,496 --> 01:02:47,531
Oh, my God.
1270
01:02:47,597 --> 01:02:50,942
You just thought
that you could just get away with that?
1271
01:02:54,804 --> 01:02:56,112
Get out of here.
1272
01:04:22,491 --> 01:04:26,462
I know that was unexpected
but it was also beautiful.
1273
01:04:26,529 --> 01:04:29,271
And I'm just gonna say it.
That was pretty intimate, man.
1274
01:04:29,332 --> 01:04:30,572
Linc.
1275
01:04:30,633 --> 01:04:32,306
Why are you so upset?
1276
01:04:32,368 --> 01:04:35,281
You said you wanted to
bang Tammy for years.
1277
01:04:35,338 --> 01:04:36,612
Not like that, bro.
1278
01:04:37,206 --> 01:04:39,948
What happened to
new experiences, bro?
1279
01:04:40,009 --> 01:04:43,183
You know, there was a moment
when we were both thrusting,
1280
01:04:43,246 --> 01:04:44,725
I felt your tip, man.
1281
01:04:45,581 --> 01:04:47,322
We touched tips.
1282
01:05:30,726 --> 01:05:32,364
- Hey, baby, we're rolling.
- Yeah?
1283
01:05:32,428 --> 01:05:34,669
We missed the wedding.
1284
01:05:34,730 --> 01:05:36,038
I don't really care.
1285
01:05:36,098 --> 01:05:37,133
I don't care either.
1286
01:05:37,199 --> 01:05:38,405
I know you don't care.
1287
01:05:43,706 --> 01:05:45,014
It's Nicaragua, sf?
1288
01:05:46,709 --> 01:05:49,053
Please tell me
your wedding is gonna be this nuts.
1289
01:05:49,111 --> 01:05:50,419
There is no wedding.
1290
01:05:50,479 --> 01:05:52,516
Phil, we're not getting married.
I fucked it up. It's done.
1291
01:05:52,581 --> 01:05:54,618
What? Get it together, maybe.
1292
01:05:54,684 --> 01:05:56,288
Take a page out of the book of Phil.
1293
01:05:56,352 --> 01:05:57,632
If you know what's good for you.
1294
01:05:57,653 --> 01:06:00,361
Stand up straight,
fasten your big-boy pants,
1295
01:06:00,423 --> 01:06:02,061
you go over there and you get her back.
1296
01:06:04,427 --> 01:06:07,271
- Tam-Tam, what's going on, girl?
- Not much.
1297
01:06:07,330 --> 01:06:09,469
How you doin'? Where is everyone?
Where's Jon?
1298
01:06:09,532 --> 01:06:13,002
I don't know. I just spent the last hour
looking for Elissa.
1299
01:06:13,069 --> 01:06:15,379
After last night, they could be anywhere.
1300
01:06:15,438 --> 01:06:16,542
What does that mean?
1301
01:06:16,605 --> 01:06:17,640
Ivan, I can't do this right now.
1302
01:06:17,707 --> 01:06:19,948
I don't want to have this conversation.
I just wanna get home.
1303
01:06:20,009 --> 01:06:21,010
- Sarah.
- Just go.
1304
01:06:21,077 --> 01:06:25,423
When I watched you look down and see
that fake two-dollar ring in that sundae,
1305
01:06:25,481 --> 01:06:26,789
something happened to me.
1306
01:06:26,849 --> 01:06:29,090
I wanna believe you so bad.
1307
01:06:31,821 --> 01:06:35,166
See, that's what I'm saying to you.
It was all real. All of it.
1308
01:06:35,224 --> 01:06:36,794
I love you. I wanna marry you, Sarah.
1309
01:06:53,376 --> 01:06:54,787
Wait, wait, wait, I'm so sorry.
1310
01:06:54,844 --> 01:06:56,482
How could you get that drunk?
1311
01:06:57,813 --> 01:06:59,417
I don't know. I don't know. I...
1312
01:07:00,282 --> 01:07:03,024
I was with those guys again and...
1313
01:07:03,753 --> 01:07:05,198
I don't know.
1314
01:07:05,254 --> 01:07:06,892
Look, I made a terrible mistake.
1315
01:07:06,956 --> 01:07:09,664
But it's not me anymore, okay?
It's not me.
1316
01:07:09,725 --> 01:07:11,966
That's who I used to be
before I met you.
1317
01:07:12,028 --> 01:07:14,065
Before I tamed you, right.
1318
01:07:14,730 --> 01:07:17,210
The crazy guy. The Seabiscuit.
1319
01:07:17,266 --> 01:07:20,008
He meets a sweet, great,
down-to-earth girl
1320
01:07:20,069 --> 01:07:21,844
who just changes him into a better man.
1321
01:07:21,904 --> 01:07:23,247
Wait, baby, baby, wait.
You didn't change me.
1322
01:07:23,305 --> 01:07:24,841
I changed myself
because I fell in love with you.
1323
01:07:24,907 --> 01:07:26,944
I wanted to be a better person.
1324
01:07:28,811 --> 01:07:31,052
You made me so happy
that I wanted to change.
1325
01:07:31,113 --> 01:07:34,117
I'm sorry. I need you.
1326
01:07:34,183 --> 01:07:36,424
I can't be myself without you.
1327
01:08:18,928 --> 01:08:20,908
This is so beautiful.
1328
01:08:21,964 --> 01:08:23,910
That was breathtaking, to witness that.
1329
01:08:23,966 --> 01:08:25,912
Jon just ran down there and...
1330
01:08:27,636 --> 01:08:29,047
Laid it all on the line, you know,
1331
01:08:29,105 --> 01:08:31,278
and Lissy had some things to say.
1332
01:08:32,875 --> 01:08:34,218
They worked it out.
1333
01:08:36,245 --> 01:08:37,781
They're gonna be fine.
1334
01:08:37,847 --> 01:08:39,724
Everybody's gonna be happy.
1335
01:08:41,584 --> 01:08:44,087
I'm really happy and they're having sex.
1336
01:08:46,522 --> 01:08:48,468
I should probably leave them to the...
1337
01:08:50,359 --> 01:08:51,599
Lovemaking.
1338
01:08:56,065 --> 01:08:57,510
Yeah, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go.
1339
01:08:57,867 --> 01:08:59,278
Phil, where were you?
1340
01:09:00,136 --> 01:09:01,171
We're good.
1341
01:09:01,237 --> 01:09:03,774
They're having sex on the beach.
1342
01:09:05,174 --> 01:09:06,551
- Really?
- And it's gonna be hot
1343
01:09:06,609 --> 01:09:07,644
- 'cause I've taped it.
- Okay.
1344
01:09:07,710 --> 01:09:09,246
Phil, that's not appropriate.
1345
01:09:09,311 --> 01:09:10,915
Babe, not for the main cut, okay.
1346
01:09:10,980 --> 01:09:14,427
But maybe like an unrated,
kind of like, you know, version.
1347
01:09:14,483 --> 01:09:17,157
Well, I know another good scene
for the unrated version.
1348
01:09:17,219 --> 01:09:19,062
You should ask Cal about it.
1349
01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:22,534
Because you guys...
1350
01:09:23,025 --> 01:09:24,026
Cal!
1351
01:09:24,727 --> 01:09:26,764
Cal! Cal, Cal.
1352
01:09:26,829 --> 01:09:28,103
Tell me some stories. What's goin' on?
1353
01:09:28,164 --> 01:09:29,525
What happened? How was your night?
1354
01:09:29,532 --> 01:09:30,704
I've got no stories.
1355
01:09:30,766 --> 01:09:32,302
Bullroar.
1356
01:09:32,368 --> 01:09:34,109
Come on, lay it on me. You're Cal.
1357
01:09:34,170 --> 01:09:36,650
What I...
I heard there was some sex with Tam?
1358
01:09:37,439 --> 01:09:39,009
Phil, I don't wanna talk about it.
1359
01:09:40,009 --> 01:09:41,454
You okay?
1360
01:09:45,381 --> 01:09:46,621
Cal?
1361
01:09:47,917 --> 01:09:48,952
Did you get raped?
1362
01:09:49,018 --> 01:09:52,056
I tell you what. We get back to LA,
we can have another threesome.
1363
01:09:52,121 --> 01:09:54,965
And this time we can have
a really hot girl.
1364
01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:57,163
- Tammy, stop playing games.
- No, I swear to God.
1365
01:09:58,394 --> 01:09:59,600
That'd be nice.
1366
01:09:59,662 --> 01:10:02,040
- Hey, you two. Everything cool?
- We're okay.
1367
01:10:02,097 --> 01:10:03,838
- So?
- We're fine.
1368
01:10:03,933 --> 01:10:04,968
Don't do that anymore.
1369
01:10:05,034 --> 01:10:06,206
- Don't do that.
- Yeah.
1370
01:10:06,268 --> 01:10:07,338
Don't do... No fighting.
1371
01:10:07,403 --> 01:10:08,473
- Thank you.
- All right.
1372
01:10:09,638 --> 01:10:10,946
Did you just get laid?
1373
01:10:12,341 --> 01:10:14,548
Girl, yeah!
1374
01:10:14,610 --> 01:10:17,284
So, who actually did it? Who blew Jon?
1375
01:10:17,346 --> 01:10:18,848
Nobody knows. I mean...
1376
01:10:18,914 --> 01:10:21,394
Guess what happens in Nicaragua
stays in Nicaragua.
1377
01:10:21,450 --> 01:10:22,952
That's Las Vegas, though.
1378
01:10:23,018 --> 01:10:25,259
But we can't use that in the movie.
That's copyrighted.
1379
01:10:27,256 --> 01:10:28,326
Yes.
1380
01:10:28,624 --> 01:10:30,126
- Bye.
- Bye, I love you, man.
1381
01:10:30,392 --> 01:10:32,872
- Okay, guys, come on.
- I don't wanna say goodbye to you.
1382
01:10:34,997 --> 01:10:36,067
Bye!
1383
01:10:54,083 --> 01:10:55,721
That's a cut.
1384
01:10:55,784 --> 01:10:56,785
That's a...
1385
01:10:56,852 --> 01:10:58,086
- Wrap.
- It's a wrap.
1386
01:11:04,960 --> 01:11:06,769
- What's up, guys? Come on in.
- How are you, Phil?
1387
01:11:06,829 --> 01:11:08,706
- Okay, guys, I'm gonna be right back.
- All right.
1388
01:11:08,764 --> 01:11:10,444
Oh, my God.
Are these the "save the dates"?
1389
01:11:10,899 --> 01:11:12,003
These are amazing.
1390
01:11:12,067 --> 01:11:13,239
This is incredible.
1391
01:11:13,302 --> 01:11:15,248
We're doing it, guys.
Life is pretty good right now.
1392
01:11:15,304 --> 01:11:17,079
- That's not funny.
- I'm just sayin', dude.
1393
01:11:17,139 --> 01:11:19,210
- My tip misses your tip.
- Linc.
1394
01:11:20,309 --> 01:11:22,186
Guys, a week ago
1395
01:11:22,244 --> 01:11:24,884
I got a little package in the mail
from Nicaragua.
1396
01:11:24,947 --> 01:11:26,585
I think it's the BJ tape.
1397
01:11:26,649 --> 01:11:27,821
Oh, my God.
1398
01:11:27,883 --> 01:11:29,920
I haven't even watched it yet.
I was saving it for you guys.
1399
01:11:29,985 --> 01:11:32,261
I just made us some popcorn.
Daph's not here.
1400
01:11:32,321 --> 01:11:33,561
- Yes, do it!
- Let's do it.
1401
01:11:34,156 --> 01:11:35,328
Thank you.
1402
01:11:35,958 --> 01:11:37,631
And if you don't mind,
1403
01:11:37,693 --> 01:11:39,604
grabbing some reactions
while we watch it.
1404
01:11:39,662 --> 01:11:40,732
I think that'd be pretty.
1405
01:11:40,796 --> 01:11:42,639
You want us to film each other
while we watch this video?
1406
01:11:42,698 --> 01:11:44,371
Yeah, man, outtakes. It'll be hilarious.
1407
01:11:44,433 --> 01:11:46,379
- You all know it was Linc's chick?
- No, it wasn't.
1408
01:11:46,435 --> 01:11:47,880
She was just a girl I met in Mexico.
1409
01:11:47,936 --> 01:11:50,382
Come on, that woman
has shark teeth in her mouth.
1410
01:11:50,439 --> 01:11:53,443
Guys, Linc, come on.
1411
01:11:53,509 --> 01:11:54,886
- There we are.
- Guys...
1412
01:11:54,943 --> 01:11:56,786
Maggie and her sleeping prey.
1413
01:11:56,845 --> 01:12:00,224
- She's gonna do it.
- Open wide, Mag, and go fast.
1414
01:12:00,549 --> 01:12:01,584
You know you're going to.
1415
01:12:03,919 --> 01:12:04,920
It's a goat.
1416
01:12:04,987 --> 01:12:06,864
Oh, my God. What's that goat doing?
1417
01:12:06,922 --> 01:12:08,162
Come on, goat, do it.
1418
01:12:08,223 --> 01:12:09,896
I buy it. Goats are docile creatures.
1419
01:12:09,958 --> 01:12:11,460
- Maggie's makin' a comeback here.
- Bullshit.
1420
01:12:11,527 --> 01:12:13,666
That's goat's gonna suck that dick.
Suck that dick, goat.
1421
01:12:13,729 --> 01:12:15,208
Yeah, suck that dick, goat.
1422
01:12:15,597 --> 01:12:16,598
- Wait, what happened?
- What?
1423
01:12:16,665 --> 01:12:17,666
What is that?
1424
01:12:17,733 --> 01:12:18,939
I think someone's blocking the camera.
1425
01:12:19,001 --> 01:12:21,003
- Who is that?
- I don't know.
1426
01:12:21,070 --> 01:12:22,071
Who are you?
1427
01:12:22,137 --> 01:12:23,480
That's the woman
you punched in the face.
1428
01:12:23,539 --> 01:12:25,883
- What? You punched that hefty gal?
- Yeah.
1429
01:12:25,941 --> 01:12:28,142
- She's gonna do it, man.
- No way. It was Linc's chick.
1430
01:12:28,143 --> 01:12:30,248
No, no, watch, watch, watch.
Big fun's coming.
1431
01:12:30,312 --> 01:12:33,156
- Yeah, yeah.
- Oh, my...
1432
01:12:33,215 --> 01:12:35,126
- Got it.
- Oh, my God.
1433
01:12:35,184 --> 01:12:37,562
- Open that big mouth!
- Oh, my God.
1434
01:12:38,587 --> 01:12:39,588
Phil.
1435
01:12:39,655 --> 01:12:40,725
Wait, is that Daphne?
1436
01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:42,802
- What?
- Wait, what?
1437
01:12:42,858 --> 01:12:43,859
I can't keep doing this, Phil.
1438
01:12:43,926 --> 01:12:44,927
What's she doing in Jon's room?
1439
01:12:44,993 --> 01:12:47,200
I need a man that can get hard.
1440
01:12:47,262 --> 01:12:49,936
No, I mean, we fixed that.
This whole information.
1441
01:12:49,998 --> 01:12:51,375
I can make people come.
1442
01:12:51,433 --> 01:12:52,554
God, what is wrong with her?
1443
01:12:52,601 --> 01:12:54,046
She's tripping balls.
1444
01:12:54,103 --> 01:12:56,709
I did give her the Mexican Ambien
for her night terrors.
1445
01:12:57,873 --> 01:13:00,149
I bet Jon can come.
1446
01:13:00,209 --> 01:13:02,155
I bet I can make Jon come.
1447
01:13:02,211 --> 01:13:03,884
- What?
- God, please don't blow him.
1448
01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:06,792
No, no, no.
1449
01:13:07,216 --> 01:13:08,251
Holy shit.
1450
01:13:09,418 --> 01:13:11,056
Fuck. What the fuck?
1451
01:13:11,120 --> 01:13:12,827
- That's coming out.
- I don't feel good.
1452
01:13:19,194 --> 01:13:21,037
Phil, bro,
that wasn't even a blow job, man.
1453
01:13:21,096 --> 01:13:22,097
Seriously, she just bit him.
1454
01:13:22,164 --> 01:13:24,110
That was the exact medical procedure
that you would follow
1455
01:13:24,166 --> 01:13:25,886
if Jon had gotten a snake bite
on his penis.
1456
01:13:28,437 --> 01:13:30,246
- You okay, Phil?
- Hey, guys.
1457
01:13:30,672 --> 01:13:32,049
- Daphne.
- Phil showed you the wedding video?
1458
01:13:32,107 --> 01:13:34,519
- Yes, he did.
- My gosh. It's so good, right?
1459
01:13:34,576 --> 01:13:36,783
- Tour de force.
- Yeah.
1460
01:13:36,845 --> 01:13:37,915
It's so outrageous.
1461
01:13:37,980 --> 01:13:39,015
I can't believe
some of the things you did.
1462
01:13:39,081 --> 01:13:40,082
It was wild.
1463
01:13:40,149 --> 01:13:41,992
- It got a little out of control.
- Yeah.
1464
01:13:42,050 --> 01:13:43,290
You guys should be
a little embarrassed.
1465
01:13:43,352 --> 01:13:45,161
- Yeah.
- It was humiliating, man.
1466
01:13:45,587 --> 01:13:47,464
Baby, you okay?
1467
01:13:47,523 --> 01:13:48,797
You're not talking a lot.
1468
01:13:48,857 --> 01:13:50,165
- Why don't we take off?
- Yeah.
1469
01:13:50,225 --> 01:13:52,000
- Hey, enjoy your night.
- Here you go.
1470
01:13:52,494 --> 01:13:53,871
- Holy shit.
- That was fucked up.
1471
01:13:53,929 --> 01:13:55,306
Let's go, let's go. Come on.
1472
01:13:56,398 --> 01:13:57,468
Guys...
1473
01:13:57,533 --> 01:13:58,876
Everything cool, babe?
1474
01:13:59,334 --> 01:14:01,007
- What's he gonna do?
- I don't know. Look at him.
1475
01:14:01,069 --> 01:14:03,413
- Jesus Christ.
- He looks fucking pissed.
1476
01:14:03,472 --> 01:14:04,678
He's furious.
1477
01:14:06,375 --> 01:14:08,377
- No.
- Holy shit.
1478
01:14:08,444 --> 01:14:10,185
You've been a naughty girl, Daph.
1479
01:14:11,647 --> 01:14:14,127
Seems you've been bad. You know?
1480
01:14:14,183 --> 01:14:15,821
I've been a bad girl.
1481
01:14:16,618 --> 01:14:18,325
- Dude, he's channeling his rage.
- What?
1482
01:14:18,387 --> 01:14:19,388
- Yeah.
- Look at him.
1483
01:14:19,455 --> 01:14:21,526
- That is pretty fucking Phil.
- Yeah.