Yo.
- everything - everything
- It's everything - It's everything
What is meant to be
Words.
- After winter - After winter
- Must come spring - Must come spring
Changes, finally come
- Hey, Becky is a little. Hey, tiger - Hi, Jimmy
Hi, Mrs. Ross, Mr. Ross. How are you ?
- Delivery behind - Excuse me?
You hear me. Delivery behind
Why do you think I'm a messenger
No, no, no, really. Why are you just...
assume I'm the messenger?
Is it impossible for me to have it? friend who lives here
Is that out of the question?
I have an old college friend who lives upstairs...
what I want to see is only to talk about the past?
Have a little chocolate? Does that upset you?
What's wrong? I can't have cocoa?
I don't look like that I like chocolate
What's wrong with me just here? Trying to have some cocoa?
I'm sorry, sir I'm just - me-- Who did you come here to see?
Nobody. Shipping to Charles Wellington
Delivery behind
Let me tell you that everything is everything - Looking for! Looking for! - What is wrong ?
Everything is everything Welcome to Amateur Night at Apollo.
- Are you ready for a show?
We can't part of the same place
- We are part of the same time
- We both have the same blood
We both have the same thoughts
And time and time
- We have many things to share No no no no
I'm not wakin 'up tomorrow morning
- And find there is no one there
No, no, no, not possible No, no, no, not possible And you and you and you You will love me Oh, yes, that's right
Thank you.
Peace. I'm out of here.
Let's listen, Apollo, for Phil Quon.
- Congratulations, you got killed - Thank you, Booey.
Phil Quon. Show your love
- They won't bore me, right? - Did I say that?
- I mean, anything can happen. - Yes, anything can happen,
like they created a new boo it's silent
What? Yes? What ? What do you see ?
This girl I met at the Shark Bar Last night. I told him to come down.
Damn, she's thin. Until you two Having sex, he might start a fire.
Our next action is comedian. What about Mr. Lance Barton?
- What is that? What's with the hat? - You don't like hats?
You look like you will tie someone to the railroad tracks.
I need style. No one wants to see Lance Barton, a bicycle carrier from Bed-Stuy.
People want to see Lance Barton, comedian.
- What person? - People of Lance Barton.
Lance Barton, everyone. Come on.
- There is no ridicule. - There is no ridicule.
- This is Booey. - Let's get ready.
Lance Barton, everyone.
Don't touch me, man.
Hey, what's up, Apollo?
Where did you get the hat, man?
Why every time...
an airplane accident,
everything they can find is that black box?
Why don't they just make the whole plane out of the black box?
Yes. I'm cockroaches. Who is the cockroach here?
Everyone gets cockroaches, man. This is Harlem.
Yes. Yes, everyone gets cockroaches.
Yes man. I'm cockroaches in my house, man
Cockroaches were so big, one roach got a draft in the second round
Get your ass off the stage, Booey. That nonsense is not funny - Yeah.
- Hey, you suck!
- Come on. Hold together.
I know this girl is very ugly, She has to wear makeup on the radio.
Boo!
Alone
Don't want
- Alone - No!
- Ow! Ow! Hey! - Again
Alone
You are out there with a new hat. You need new action.
Well, if I'm very unusual, why are you still my manager?
Lance, you're funny... offstage.
- But on the stage, you, um-- - I'm what
You're afraid Look, you're afraid of being yourself, and they can know.
Hey, kid, don't listen to for the crowd You're a funny person. Phil Quon said that.
- Thank you very much. - Two more Rheingolds for my man Booey.
You will be afraid if every time you play Apollo they scoff at you from the stage.
Well, you don't need to worry about that again. They took Apollo down.
- Get out of here. - Yes, they just told me.
They are building a multiplex or quadri plex or some kind of plex.
And they will do an farewell event with five slots for amateurs.
- That's it. - You have to bring me one of those slots.
Lance, come on, man. Leave it alone. Try another place.
I don't want to try another place
As long as I'm Booey at Apollo, I'm booey everywhere
- where did you go? - I went to Comic Strip...
to work on my material
Get my audition, Whitney.
Then, Booey.
Okay, Lance, where are you?
On time.
I have to work my set I have to tell my joke.
I have to go back to Apollo and not be booed I have to work on my actions.
God!
Oh, I hate this job.
- Did anyone get the license number?
- Where am I? - We have been waiting for eternity here.
- What?
- This is not a Strip Comic. - Take it easy, people.
You will die long You don't need to push.
Excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry. Sorry. Excuse me.
- Bob Krantz, heart attack. - Yeah.
Sid and Ethel Bugler. Our tour bus crashed.
- Yap. - Uh, I'm Gina Lovett
- Mike said he would put me on the list. - Yap.
- Alright. Continue. - thank you
Tell Mike to stop placing women in the list
Lance! Lance Barton!
- What is this place? - this is heaven
Ah, heaven I've had this dream before.
Is Pac there? Yo, tell Pac I'm here
Hey, hey. I say no. Go to hell.
Mr. Barton?
- Where did you go? - I have to wake up I got an audition.
- Let me explain You are not dreaming - I have to get to the Comic Strip.
- Do you know where the "A" train is? - Mr. Barton?
- Mr. Barton, this is the problem - - Keyes, what's the problem?
Oh, Raja. No problem, sir.
I have everything under control.
Mr. Barton here is, uh, fun No, actually, I'm trying to wake myself up.
I hate breaking it for you, chum,
You die. Capisce?
- I'm not dead. - Lance, come here What you feel right now is completely normal
For most people, it's dying A real surprise for the system.
But, honey, it will get better.
- It's heaven, honey The food is good,
the woman is beautiful,
and music, Lance-- the music is hot
Yes, sir, pleasure never stops.
That's good, but I'm not dead.
Listen, I took an audition that I knew I would make.
So you can fix anything the mistake you made and get me home
- Serge.
Can you check the list and see when Mr. Barton come?
Barton, Barton, Barton, Barton. Ah.
Because November 1, 744,
6.:30, Eastern Standard Time.
2044?
You could have given me this year. Leave a little doubt.
I took it a tenth of a second before the truck exploded He couldn't succeed.
What will I do with you?
First, you make Frank Sinatra wait for a table
He doesn't have a jacket.
She's Frank Sinatra! He can use whatever he wants!
- You killed me! You killed me! - Hey! Hey!
Come on.
Now, the King has been here for a long time.
I don't think there is anything he can't handle
- You can fix it right? - Lance, look,
I'm proud to be a straight shooter.
For people who live a bad life, I don't mince words.
I told them to go to hell, literally.
You, on the other hand, I like you.
You are what you call-- You are very, um--
what are the words - very, um -
- Funny? - Not. You are manly.
- Spunky? What is it-- - Spunky.
So this is the story. Your body is lost
Adios, sayonara, comprende?
- But I talked to my boss. - You talk to God
Yes. What we can do for you puts you in someone else's body,
as long as no one knows he's dead, okay
Wait a minute. How should I do my actions in other people's bodies?
Lance, these are all parts of some, like, big plans.
- really - Yes, sure.
Anyway, come on. Let's find your body.
- This type is like fixer-upper. - I don't think so
How about this one? He is physically fit.
- He has good Pecs. - Big is not funny No one wants to laugh at a man who can whip their ass - Hey, this is your call - Hey, Joey
- Hello - Hey, Joey, help me I do not bisa--
She's perfect.
Picky, picky. Really picky.
Humans! Who lives here?
Charles Wellington, the fifth richest man in America.
She has a team sport, cable company,
health insurance company, you name it.
Just finished building this high technology penthouse controlled by supercomputers.
If I don't like the body, can I save the bed?
Wait - How do you do it?
I'm a friggin angel. ' I can do whatever I want.
- What is that?
Cocktail, madame
Oh yeah. Yes, of course. Thank you, Wanda.
With pleasure, Mrs. Wellington.
- is that the person? - Not.
That's Winston Sklar, Wellington's personal secretary
They are waiting for Wellington's body to be found.
- What are you talking about? What ? - They tried to kill him.
- We have to do something! - Thank you, Wanda.
"Thank you, Wanda."
Who does he think he is? You jerk, bitch.
If you really want to thank me, get that cheap husband from you...
to pay me a decent wage
One more face lift, that The whore will brush his nose away.
Why haven't they found it yet?
I'm a murderer I'm a dirty killer. I must be punished.
My law.
Oh, I will punish you
- Lance.
Call the police Call the police Call the police
I'm on vacation and that's Wellington...
fly me from North Carolina...
- Call the police. Call the police - to change the channel on TV.
- Contact the police 9-1 -1. 9-1 -1.
- You're right I'm crazy! - Mamacita, nueve,
- I have a ticket to go see O'Jays. - uno, uno
Nueve, uno, uno.
- Where is the phone? Where is the phone?
You can't, Lance. Telephone companies do not provide services to the dead.
You want to make a call, get a body
Now, find my other body. Not me Want to have something to do with these strange people.
I am here to meet Mr. Wellington, and I will not leave until I see him.
- Ask me to speak with Mr. Wellington. - Yes, you let him know me here
- Mr. Sklar, sir - Yes, Cisco?
This is, uh, Miss Jenkins again, sir. He insisted on seeing Mr. Wellington.
I apologize for deep breasts like this. Well, actually I don't.
That's it. That's the girl.
Hey, remember me?
On a bicycle Run?
No, it's okay, Miss Jenkins.
So, what can we do for you?
Well, I just want to say it I think you should be arrested.
Holy crap What you want to do for Brooklyn Community Hospital is a criminal.
Oh, so you mean that--
You throw those words around like that. "Arrested." It's like hitting me.
- That's right - Ooh!
I don't think there is anything funny about this I work in Brooklyn Community Hospital.
It's the only public health facility in the area,
and your company just bought it.
I know that hospital. My uncle went there to get a new heart.
They send their ass to the supermarket
If this hospital runs alone, people who depend on us...
there will be no place to turn.
with Pak Wellington in his business office.
I have made 200 phone calls, and Mr. Wellington never seems to enter,
so I decided to visit it in his house.
- I'm afraid you can't. - Yes, I can.
Do you want to call the police? and am I arrested?
- Let's not even-- - I think so
Hey, King, if I take it Wellington's body,
can I help him out?
- You got hots for him - You tried to sell the body to me, right?
- Well, let's see. - Well.
This is not Star Trek. I'm used to walking.
Mr. Wellington, please, don't wake up Damn, he's dead!
Yes. A nice bathtub
So if I take her body, I will look like that right?
I can't go to Apollo in that body
- How can I laugh like he does? - He looks funny to me
I have been ridiculed Do I really need to beat on it?
You want to meet the girl, You have to take the body
Whenever someone will find it, and it will be too late.
Does it have to be forever?
Can I be her when you? find my better body
- You mean, bring your body on loan? - Mm-hmm.
Usually, I have a problem with that,
but because we are, uh, chaotic,
- that's an agreement.
Mr. Wellington, there's Miss Sontee Jenkins is here to see you.
Still showering, right?
We don't want our fingers to go all pruney.
Hey, this works!
What? Are you not sure will it work?
Relax, I read the manual.
Hey, I still look like me.
You are you.
I think you said I am Wellington.
- You are Wellington - Well, thank you for explaining that.
Listen, Lance, for someone else...
You look like Wellington, You sound like Wellington,
You even smell like Wellington.
But you see yourself.
Simple?
- Mr. Wellington, is everything okay?
Continue. You can answer it. Continue.
- Everything is cool - Not too cool, I hope.
No, everything is fine.
Now, they will see Wellington, is not a brother in his clothes.
Because I don't feel like it's a gettin shot today.
- You will be fine - Alright.
So, are you the butler?
Yes sir. Uh, me - I'm the butler.
So you do all the butlerins' around here.
Yes, indeed, sir.
The servant who you are Your butler, sir
You are my servant head Don't cheat me right now.
If I see you for you someone else, I'll kill it
Who I am
You - you, sir
You are Wellington
- Who am I? - Mr. Wellington
You're right, I'm Wellington. Yes ! I have a body!
I have a body!
You must have it. Will you dress now, sir?
Please, Lance, take the body to spin.
So, where does he save it - Where do I store my clothes?
In the closet, sir.
I go to the closet. I have a body!
Let's go to the closet!
Let's do it! Exit!
Yes, I'm Wellington!
I'm in Wellington
- I am Wellington
Yes. You better recognize.
I know who you are, you cheap bastard
Tiger Woods, you two Tiger Woods, you two
Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger, Tiger Woods, you two.
Hey, Tiger Woods, you two.
- Hi honey. - I'll deal with you two later.
How are you? I am Charles Wellington,
fifth richest person in America.
- I know who you are Did you give us privacy?
Yes. Yes.
That looks uncomfortable. Can I help you?
No, I don't need your help You have been avoiding me for weeks,
and you will listen what should I say
-I? -I'm talking about the lives of people here.
A sick person, a poor person. Type people you don't care about.
These people will be in desperate matters...
if you sell it from the only place they can go when they need help.
See you later, Lance. I will get Keyes working on a new body. Good luck.
- Hey, but - - But nothing!
Did you know that we are the only hospital in Brooklyn?
And you choose there from all places...
to privatize and kick sick, go bankrupt the person behind them.
- What kind of man are you? - Sounds like I'm a bastard
- Do you think this is a joke? - No, I don't think this is a joke.
This is a joke. Bitches and card agents go -
- Forget it. - Do you know what?
I know all about your forum meeting of directors on Monday
Really?
- which is closed to the public. - I'm glad you told me
Now I have to cut hair and maybe buy some Gators.
You better be serious at that time, Because I will be there.
And I will bring every television camera,
every news reporter, every microphone that I can find.
Good. We will make the party. I bring it Some friends, you bring some friends.
We will get some chips and dip, a deejay.
And we - you know, we get this hospital item
This meeting is over, Mr. Wellington. Goodbye.
Hey, I'm serious. I am-- I'm not a jokin '. I - me - me--
Is something wrong?
I lost the key to handcuffs No, your mom told you brought the key to the extra handcuffs?
Alright alright. Do you know what? I only play with you I'll find the key. It's not up there.
It's not there.
Uh, that's him Roaches.
This is it. Understand.
Do you know what I got here?
I get your freedom I only play. Let me understand.
Don't worry. Gotcha.
See? Everything is alright.
Um, thank you,
bastard
I only play.
I don't know what happened. I put the drink pill I saw it drink it.
I will tell you what happened. Yes blow it!
You destroy us You - you idiot You are an incompetent idiot!
- you bitch - You're stupid.
- Rich prostitute - Oh yeah.
You're fat, old bitch Now we talk.
- God. - Oh, yes.
- Honey, I'm home.
You want to put a little, eh, English right above -
I just want to say that I know you tried to kill me.
Honey, that's ridiculous.
From what I heard, I'm kind of a jerk.
So I'm our figure even.
I'm a jerk, You guys tried to kill me
- Don't know what you're talking about. - Come on.
I know you tried to kill me.
So, let's continue.
I mean, we are adults. Continue ? You tried to kill me
But we will never have a good relationship until you admit it.
Okay, we tried to kill you.
Gotcha! POLICE ! Police, here it is!
Okay, okay, I'm sorry Just playing '. I will not tell anyone.
But I do need help. Do you know how to do it To get in touch with Sontee Jenkins?
Uh, no, but we can find out.
Should I contact our usual problem solver?
Maybe if they visit a little to his house, he will change the song.
Does he have a dog? We can take him a dog We can kill him.
Listen, I have no problem with Sontee Jenkins. I want to invite her on a date.
- Oh. - Oh,
- Oh. - Charles!
Don't "oh, Charles" me. You're ready to have sex on a pool table.
You have eight balls in your ass Now, that's where you're wrong.
We are just, um - this is not a level, and we are trying to--
Help me Keep waxin 'the ass. Keep him away from me.
Waxing it? What does it mean ?
Mmm?
How did you get this? change the channel?
How do you get MTV?
How about
- Show time.
- Playboy
Hey!
- BET - Not available.
Not available.
Decreases to staff level.
Let me tell you, baking soda will just come out.
Is there a TV in this house that gets BET?
BET, Mr. Wellington?
You know, BET-- Black Entertainment Television.
No, I know what BET is.
Do you want to watch BET?
Yes.
Do you mind if I leave? and watching TV?
Not at all, Mr. Wellington.
This is your home Enjoy.
Thank you very much. Watch Out.
Thank you, Mr. Wellington, You forest fever has a 'bastard'.
What, isn't he enough boss my ass upstairs?
Now he has to go down here and watch my little TV.
What do I say, if he asks me to change the channel,
I will cut her ass.
Uh, Wanda?
Yes, Mr. Wellington?
You don't like me, do you?
Oh no, I like you okay, sir.
He can't stand your ass. You have to hear it all the time.
"I hate Wellington. Wow, I hope he dies.
- Mm-hmm. -" stupido Wellington
-Wellington cheap Assholo Wellington. " -Mmm?
Sir, it's just not polite.
I understand, really. If I were you, I would hate me too. I said what I would do. Start next week,
You both get a 200 %% increase.
Are you happy?
I am very happy.
Good. Be careful.
I will believe that bullshit when I see my check
Alright. Here it is. Come on dear.
Ah, for God's sake. You have to hit it. These are three wide open.
- Please enter.
Mr. Wellington, sir.
What can I do for you? I didn't hear the bell.
Is anyone else here?
I don't believe that, sir, no.
You are not from England, right?
Of course, sir. I'm from - from London.
I was born in Fulham, sir. A stone's throw from the Thames river.
My father is a gentleman, and I am a gentleman gentleman.
I'm right outside the door. I hear you.
I know what you are doing You wear this fake accent...
just to make rich people feel comfortable.
Pretty good scam. So where are you from?
I'm from Scarsdale. Ah, bullshit Am I fired?
Sure, sir. Do you want me to change channels?
Remove the accent. "Do you want me to change -"
Be yourself.
Okay, uh, are you - do you want beer?
Do you know what? Let me understand. You work all day
Do you have Rheingolds?
Okay, and excitement is being built as the second amateur place...
for the last show Apollo has been given to comedian Joe Guy.
Now wait for For Brian McKnight-a-thon.
- where did you go, eh, sir - I have to go to work on my material.
- Where is the closest subway? - Do you want to take a car?
- What's up, Snoop?
With so many dramas in L-B-C
This is rather difficult Be Snoop D-O-double-G, but I
Keep on dressing up with funky-ass shit like every day
- Rollin 'on the road - what's up, museum
Sippin 'in gin and juice Lying
With my thoughts on my money and my money on my mind
- Rollin 'on the road - Hello Yes!
- Sippin 'in gin and juice - Here it is!
With my thoughts on my money and my money on my mind
- Rollin 'on the road - Install "W."
Sippin 'in gin and juice Lying
With my thoughts on my money And my money is on my mind
Now I catch me Some Gin Seagram
Everyone gets them cups but they don't enter
Now, this kind of nonsense happens all the time
You have to get yours. But, stupid, I have to get mine Everything is fine When you listen to D-O-G
I get cultivar music ' which is the captivatin' he is listening to Are you ready for more comedy?
Our next action - you've seen it on TV. You have read about him in the paper.
He just won a spot the last night of Apollo
Give it to Joe Guy!
What's the matter, brother What
Look at this place. It looks fine, kid!
Have some beautiful sisters at h-h-house. Except for you, kid.
Are you sure this is a good idea?
- This place looks a little--
- little what
It's a bit dark here.
Relax.
These are my people.
And there is no more America. There is no small town.
No no You know what all of that is
Mall All countries are malls.
And each city has two malls. Each city has two malls.
That's right. They got a white mall...
and white malls usually go to
That's right. Because there It's okay in a black mall.
They are not in a black mall but sneakers and baby clothes.
I think that's all we do - runnin 'and screwin'.
And white people will leave the mall. Right.
White people like their blacks In the same way as their spices--
just a little.
You go to the white mall, it's all good
Everything. The shop is all good. You have personal buyers.
You go to a black mall and people say, "Can I help you with nonsense?"
White people get some money, Save it. Stay rich
Children get rich. Black people get some money,
it's a countdown to "When will this brother go bankrupt?"
- Right.
White people die and leave a will. My brother died and left a bill.
I'm fine. I am doing fine. Well.
Hi, this is Sontee.
Leave me a message I'll call you back.
Hey, Sontee. Charles Wellington here
Bastard Remember me? However,
it's cool havin 'you went into my house the other day,
and I just wondered if I could gather and eat something.
You know, catch a movie or something.
Hey, Sontee. Charles Wellington here
Hopefully you like the flowers.
Alright. Call me.
- Hey, Sontee. Charles Wellington again.
You haven't called me yet I just wondered...
if we can get together and catch a movie, maybe a drama, something.
Are you there?
Do you filter this call?
Okay, I don't think you're there.
Hey, Sontee.
Charles Wellington. Are you there ?
- I know you're there
Pick up the phone! I know you are there
Hey, just play. Just playing '.
Alright. Call me, okay
Good morning. Do you know that your answering machine is broken?
No, it's not broken, but full.
- what are you doing here? - I was just in the neighborhood.
Oh, you're in Brooklyn.
What did you do, shuttin 'down some parents' houses?
Don't be too mean. I think maybe we can...
go to Rolls and go with Four Seasons,
for a quick lunch, _ discuss this throughout the hospital.
Oh, so you try to impress me with the car and the money.
Do you think I'm a ho video?
Listen, I really don't care what you have, okay
If you want to impress me, did at the board meeting on Monday.
I thought maybe we could Spend time together.
Why don't you spend a little time and do it? is something positive with your money?
That's brutal.
You get a nice touch with women I can't get a girl in this body, and I definitely can't laugh.
- Have you found me? - I'm worried about that.
I was just in Havana. You want it
No, I don't want it. What I want From you is the body that works.
I want the body, and I want it now!
What, do you feel difficult with me? I'm a friggin angel '.
You don't want to be in heaven, you don't like it here
- There is a third choice, you know - I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I only need a body.
Do you know what? There is a big rap concert in the Bronx tonight.
Someone will die.
Hey, don't forget me.
Go to a rap concert.
- It's over between you and me.
- I can't do this anymore - Let's get out of here We can take a plane. We can go to places he will never find us
Chechnya, Timor Leste. This will be fun.
No, I can't.
I mean, after all, is my husband,
And I love him.
And I will do anything I can to get him back.
That's sweet, Winston,
but it's too late We can't let Wellco take over!
I just thought this is a very bad time...
to make personal appearance
I've looked in it This hospital thing,
and I think Sontee Jenkins has points -
Let's handle this as usual, okay
You do something strong and silent. I will ask all questions.
I am a velvet glove. You iron fist I won't disappoint you
- We can't have it - No!
There is one person responsible for all this - Charles Wellington.
- You're a bad person Get out of here!
Leave our hospital alone!
- Scumbag! - White oppressor!
Mr. Wellington, it's yours now Brooklyn Community Hospital,
will you send them without health insurance...
to public facilities outside of their own community?
- Yes, jerk! - Mr. Wellington doesn't have time...
to answer any question right now.
Let me discuss it. I don't care what you get.
Cancer, rickets, polio, Swine flu, clapping, dandruff -
- What else do you have? - Lyme disease.
Lyme disease, lemon disease. No problem. We will take you
- Wild!
- won't take you - Mr. Wellington, is--
- Thank you. Thank you to all of you.
Well, here it is, Mr. Wellington,
your face too many cowards to face
So what do you have to say to them?
Hey, what's up, Wheelie?
Crutchie Crutch, How do you do it, man?
Hey, Big I.V. Save me sip it. I want to sip, now.
I know what's wrong with you Your breath is broken environment.
Why don't you say it to them? Do you not care about them?
While you are at it, why are you locked staff and press from this meeting?
Do you know what? I must have come out of my mind.
Do I feel happy that day?
We went there. Sklar, take a stretcher.
- We enter. Every one. - OK!
If you can walk, let's walk.
If you can't walk, it's time to roll over.
If you have crutches, then shake your ass there.
We enter Come on, Big I.V. Let's do it.
- what Sorry, brother
Can we drink juice again? For Big I.V. ?
Hey, guys, I brought us some friends from the media.
So if someone isn't where they should...
or with someone they shouldn't be with...
or get a little crust in their eyes, You might want to wake up right now.
You can't bring a news camera to the meeting room
Hey, just relax. We don't hide anything.
If there are not enough seats, You can sit on someone's lap,
unless the person next to you has no lap
So what's up?
Mr. Wellington, At your hospital in Kentucky,
a teenager with bullet wounds his head was sent to another hospital...
15 miles away, dying on the way.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hospitals don't kill people.
- People kill people. - What kind of cold shit?
We can't send people out with bullet wounds in their heads.
That's something you definitely must be serious.
From now on, we got a new slogan
"Shot in the head, You got a bed." Okay?
"If your head is bleeding,
I want bullet wounds in this place to be treated like cash -
accepted everywhere
But not without adequate insurance "Not without adequate insurance."
Is insurance really adequate?
If you pay for insurance, are you sure?
They shouldn't even be Call it insurance.
They only have to call it "in case of bad luck."
I gave the company some money in the damn case Now, if dirt doesn't happen, shouldn't I return money?
- Isn't that fair?
If I know you will save it Money, I must have an accident.
And if you take my money,
At least spending money on some poor and sick people.
Don't take my money and buy a Mercedes-Benz...
and parking in front of Brooklyn Hospital...
with all these bankrupt people have to walk with it
I just got off the B-44 bus, and I Have to see your Mercedes-Benz?
- I just have to stab a tire!
And why do doctors charge so much?
Do you know Shut up!
This is like doctor chargin 'all This money is for triple bypass operations.
Three times a bypass operation will charge someone $ 100,000...
and then get the courage to say, "Make it easy."
Damn, I have to get a job right now driving another taxi or something...
just to pay off The damn doctor!
From now on, we must be different.
Let's see how it feels like it's not bad corporation anymore Let's try not to 'ble ble people' with bullet wounds to the head.
Let's try for a change.
I mean, we tried the opposite. We make a lot of money.
We are paid. We are already lying.
So what if we lose? several million dollars?
Now, a lot of it Looks really annoyed.
Looks like you guys want to get froggy
- Well, come on!
What will you do? Uh-eh.
Do you see this foot? Do you see this foot?
This is from a small town called "Rich Man's Ass," and it's homesick.
You are great. You have become a good listener.
I want to thank for showin 'up
Drive home safely. Tip your waiter
- I have to go Be careful.
- Thank you very much. Thank you. - Mr. Wellington?
Sorry. Nice clothes.
Hey, Chuck.
Listen, I feel like that I don't pay attention to your needs,
but I want to Make it up to you.
I know the biggest fantasy you have is always a penage trois.
And you always have something For Blanche from the club.
Hi, Chuck.
How do you want to come here? and taste me?
Oh, sir, uh, The woman handcuffs here
Sontee?
Mr. Wellington.
Get off the second floor.
Do you know what? Just call me Lance
I think your name is Charles.
Yeah, but Charles stands for Lance.
Charles is a girl's name.
Okay, Lance.
Uh, I just said that I'm sorry.
I know I say a lot of bad things about you, but you keep brushing me.
If you mean everything you say at board meetings - it's great
Are you hungry? Forgive me To enter, but are you hungry?
You have to be hungry You've been working all day all day.
I know you're out there marchin ', and you get your picket sign,
and AI Sharpton is there, and he eats all the food.
- Do you want to get something to eat? - Uh, no
- I don't think I should. - Come on.
I'm not trying to impress you.
I swear, I didn't try to impress you I just want to feed you.
That's all. We don't even need to drive.
We can walk. We can skip. Do you want to jump to eat?
I think I'm hungry.
Come on. Let's go.
What's the problem? Do you not like this place?
- No, I'm just surprised. - What ?
- I don't always have money. - Yes, right.
You know how you visit people in hospitals
I used to go to the windows shop and visit the clothes I was wearing.
"Usually"? I only visited ' a pair of shoes last week.
I remember this time, I was wearing a coat With layaway, I don't know, September.
I thought I'd take it out in the winter.
Money is low. Cannot Damn thing until June.
So what are you doing? Wait until the next winter to wear it?
For the suit I just paid for? Please. I wear the coat all summer.
July 4, I was at the beach with a goose down and a pair of shorts.
- Stop playing '. - I don't play.
Sweatin '. Only sinks - Only drippin 'sweat. Slippin '.
To this day, when I want to lose Some weight, I only wear a hot coat.
That's how the ruff ruffers roll
- Stop, drop
Close them Open the store
- Oh no
That's how the ruff ruffers roll
Stop, drop
Close them Open the store
Oh no
That's how the ruff ruffers roll Niggas wants to try
- Niggas want to lie, niggas wonder why - What's up
Niggas want to die What I feel is just pain
- What I feel is just rain - What
- How can I treat it? - What's up I use violence My niggas movement is silent
- Like you don't know our style - What
- Yo, dog - What
- Take it, then we share it
- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine - Hey! - Have you lost your mind?
- I forget who I am - You forget who you are I like that song. DMX. "Ruff Ryders."
What if I sing, "Whities want to die, Whities can't try"?
- Can get a recording contract
You know, I don't believe you. You are something else
I don't know what will happen, but I don't expect this
There is something About your eyes
When I see you, it looks like I see someone else in you.
You know, even when I am trying to be angry with you,
I can't help but look at something else.
That sounds crazy, huh?
No, this - it's not crazy.
This - it's not crazy - Some dating, huh? - Date?
Oh, I think so just trying to feed me I arrived my ass snapped
The person punched me I owe him child support.
I imagine that I can read your mind - Tell all good things
Look, I've waited My whole life
For someone like you And I know you're waiting too
For someone to love you All you need is someone who cares For someone to love you - Someone who will always be there
Well, that's different from what I thought would happen.
Is it different or strangely different?
That's a little from both, I think
I don't think you did it It seems like my type.
Not your type. So, uh, what type are you?
This is not about appearance. I mean, You don't have to be okay or anything.
I just like an ordinary person with all his teeth.
Now, that's a good rule. That's a good rule.
I like slim men. A bearded man.
Good eyes. And he must be funny.
Hmm.
I don't think I have a chance.
- what is your type - my type?
I like my woman Just like I like my coffee -
Puerto Rican.
- just playing '. Just playing '. - You watch it Oh, kid, here it is.
So, can I contact you?
Okay, I want to ask you something.
Everything you say ' in the hospital,
did you just try to go with me
Initially, yes.
Yes, that's all I can think about it.
Then I remember what you said "Do something positive with your money."
So I thought, you know, I'm in this body, maybe I'm also helping.
I mean, if I'm with you, great.
But if not, at least someone will be happy.
Do you know what? I better go.
Yes. I think I should go too.
Yes. I wish was played by the Knicks.
I think they played Lakers or someone--
I'm sorry.
Am I wrong?
No, that - I know you are so will try to kiss me tonight,
and I think I will be angry,
but I don't.
It's - it's something about your eyes
You know, first kiss...
always in the middle of a sentence
Always like, "Yeah, tomorrow I will go to the zoo,
because I get all this with orangutans, and I just--"
Or...
It could be like, um, "Did you hear? about the new war in Russia?
I heard they would -"
So I can call you right? I mean, just to talk.
There is no bullshit or anything. Except if That's what you like, then, hey!
Good evening.
Yes! Yes !
- Yes! Yes ! Yes !
- My dear! My dear ! - Yes !
- Oh! - Yes ! Yes !
Yes, yes!
- Yes! Yes ! Yes, yes!
Oh no That's how the ruff ruffers roll
- Niggas want to try, niggas want to lie - What's up
Then the niggas wonders why the iggas want to die Yes! Yes !
- Lower my legs, bitch!
- Okay, let's go - Hey! Don't sneak up at me like that.
What are you, The Great Gazoo?
Sorry. Hi. How are you ? I have a new body for you.
I don't need a body anymore. This one is fine.
We have about a minute to pick you up into this really great corpse.
Hey, I'm cool with Wellington.
Do you know why? Because of the coldness of Sontee with Wellington.
I'm just waiting for Ol 'Dirty Bastard, Mystikal and Silkk the Shocker for you Keeping this body is not an option,
no matter what you fall in love with girls
This is not a girl. This is the girl.
I mean, you have heaven, But you don't have this, man.
She's fine. He's smart.
We like all the same things. We hate all the same things.
He laughs at my stupid joke.
And I don't have it to censor myself around it.
But do you know what? He only knows me like this Wellington person.
So I don't want to go up and change now
Lance, believe me, It's better like this.
- Yo, money, take your wallet - One second.
Are you sure I won't die for 40 years
- Technically, yes - - Mother -
But this body is only a loaner! Nobody listens to me
Come on, man! Rob me! Don't run I get money! You are bad!
What does that mean, does he want to be more involved in running the company?
That means, uh... he wants to be more involved...
with, uh, running... company.
I think you have it under control I did I mean, that's how it is. I don't really know where it came from.
It's like he's crazy.
Maybe the fact is you are shtupping his wife changed her attitude a little.
Actually there is no need for to get, uh, personal.
I will tell you what I took personally:
his statement, "What if we lose a few million dollars?"
I didn't enter this business lost money.
Do you think this shit-two-shoes that Wellington has spewed out...
extends to, say, an audit financial company?
-Jesus, I hope not. -Bla blah blah. Let's kill him
What are you laughing at?
Winston, do you want to take who is leading this one?
Cisco, do you know what I need you to do?
I want you to contact with a man named Whitney Daniels.
He lives on 104th and Lennox. Tell him I need to talk to him.
Uh--
Pretty sweet huh? Here, Mr. Daniels.
Entering the second floor.
Yes. Yes, yes. I saw this girl the other day.
She's very ugly.
He is very ugly, he talks Give him a boot phone.
I said, "Girl, you are very ugly, . I will give you a zootie call."
What do you think you are doing here? This is not your action Calm down. Hey, hey, hey! Everyone, Whitney Daniels!
- Shut up!
You are great, but we will take a little rest now.
Alright. Come on everybody. Let's go back to work.
Come on.
What happened here?
I know it looks a little crazy, but if I will get...
where amateurs in Apollo, I need a place to work.
Y-Do you want to do one amateur place in Apollo?
you?
What are you doing, is your butler...
roam the comedy club and steal people's actions?
- Do you think my actions were stolen? - I know that
Personally, I will do it stealing some better ingredients
But the child who wrote it, he used to work pretty well and--
Two Rheingolds went in there.
Thank you very much, Cisco.
Damn, you took everything from that child, huh?
Don't say it's Rheingold that's all you can get, Mr. Wellington.
Whit, I didn't steal anything.
I just want to play Apollo. You are the only man who can help me do it No, I'm out of the comedy business.
Last person I will help die.
But, however, He is a special case.
Really? What's so special about him?
About him? No, actually, If you want to know.
He doesn't have much talent to talk about.
But it doesn't matter how bad it goes--
and, believe me, sometimes it goes really bad--
he wants to go back to the stage.
She's a good kid.
And I want to be there when things are good for him, but -
Thank you for the beer.
Whitney, it's me - Lance.
Uh - I got hit by a truck,
and I went up to heaven, and they took my body quickly.
And I'm in heaven, and everything is blue.
And this person-- And then the other man, Mr. King,
he looks like Ricky Ricardo and--
I don't know if it's the medicine you takin ' or the medicines you need to take,
but do something
Whitney, remember when we did it gig in Atlantic City?
They should pay us 500, but they only gave us 250
And we really get drunk and hang out with these two girls.
We are very drunk, we thought They are transvestites.
It turns out they are not _ transvestites They're just two real ugly girls.
Then we take them back to the hotel, hang out with them, fall asleep.
When we wake up, what do we find?
They robbed us!
Yes man! They--
Booey!
Yes! What
- Th-this is not possible - What is impossible?
You go to church your whole life
You have put money on a collection plate every week.
This is only your tax money at work
Wait a minute. Allah--
What is God like Does he have a sense of humor?
I have never met God, But the devil gets good grass.
I'm just kidding.
Just playing, man.
I've never even met him, But I met this man, Mr. King.
-He is like the manager up there. -Manager? Wait--
Spear. Only because you build a comedy club in your own home,
that doesn't mean You can do this.
You must work on your material in front of the actual audience.
I got an audience. You hear me laugh.
You're not my type but I think I like you
It's okay but I think I like you
You're not the right height but I think I like you
Not love at first sight but I think I like you
They say you are rather rude but I think I like you
I don't like your crew but I think I like you
What else do we have?
"Your mother has a lot of hair Under her arm,
Looks like she has Buckwheat in a headlock."
I don't know why but I think I like you
You're not my type but I think I like you
Do you know what I like about telling jokes? This is pure.
It's like Boxing 1 01. You are versus the audience.
This isn't like music. No one cares about your appearance.
No one cares about what you wear People just want to know If you are funny Can you take it?
And I just want to go to Apollo and take it once.
How about that you said in the hospital
People think about it every day, But you never hear anyone say it.
- I'm just talking. - Yeah, but it works.
- What do you mean, work? - It is funny.
Ooh-ooh
Beat ya donkey Show me what you worry about
Shakeya donkey, but watch yourself Shake donkey
- what's up, g
Don't make me leave here with my feet - You will be cool
Welcome to home, G.
What are you doing?
Backin 'the ass.
- Mature German Shepherd - How about you and I knock on shoes?
Get off You can't catch me
It's just that, you know, I've noticed it lately you've become a whole...
-Jet magazine things and-- - Listen to
- I want to divorce - Is it because I tried to jack you?
No no There is nothing to do with you trying to jack me.
The truth is... is someone else
Oh. Yes I have another ho.
Listen, divorce only.
You can have whatever you want. I don't want it
- words? - Word
You know, you're a great person inside
And you need to contact with the person in it.
And until you do that, You must stay... inside.
So be careful, okay?
He lost his mind.
- Your next action, ladies and gentlemen.
He really likes comedy, He bought the whole damn club.
Help your hands both for Charles Wellington III.
- Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine - Are you ready? - I am ready.
- How are you feeling? - I am doing fine.
Good, because they are here - Judge from Apollo.
Charles Wellington, ladies and gentlemen.
How are you? OK.
When I was little, we were very poor...
that cockroach is on welfare.
Poor, my ass -From the stage, you faked Bill Gates.
Yes, we are really poor.
We are very poor...
that mice have bald spots.
Rubbish. Cripitty-bullshit.
I should be sitting here and listening to this nonsense just because you have a club?
Rich sucks.
- Oooh! - It's comedy. That's comedy.
Drinks for everyone. That, my friend, is comedy.
- OK?
Shut up before I destroy you with my wallet
- Ooh!
Annoying me at work. Do I come to your work and bother you?
Am I kicking the squeegee? out your hand no.
I left it there. Let you get all the cars throughout the day.
- I don't always have money.
No no When I was little, we were really poor.
My father is the cheapest person on Earth. My father is very cheap...
that when we go to sleep, he will revoke his watch
"You cannot tell the time when you sleep."
And the last place for the last Apollo show goes to...
millionaire Charles Wellington from New York City.
And to make the night right, close the event will be Brian McKnight.
Wow, I don't know what went into Wellington,
but I like it.
That's been a long time.
Furis Murder! Furis Murder!
- Fur is murder! - Murder of Furis!
- Furis Murder! - I'll show your murder!
Don't be stingy.
Stick to soft things. You can rub it.
My ass kiss.
I am very glad we gave back to the community
Put it on the hat. Put it on.
So I still have to go on stage and not be ridiculed.
You are so beautiful - Thank you for the party. - No problem, sick.
You are careful... Yes, your asshole See what you got here
Damn, you are sick! You are sick - Let's take this table dance guy! - Yes, Sir.
So will you marry me?
- What? - Sontee,
I like to see you; I like to talk to you; I like to laugh with you.
You know, sometimes when I can't find you,
I call your house just to listen to your answering machine...
because I like your voice
Cars, money, all these things, I'll give everything just for you.
You know, today I changed her diaper From a 86 year old man,
and I will give everything only for you.
It's a big sacrifice.
Mr. Barton?
- What? - There is no.
- Hold that thought. - Well.
I'll be back soon.
- I said hold that thought - Fine.
Keyes, what are you doing? Get out of here. You died at that place.
Lance, you have to come with me. You cannot stay in this body.
Can't you see I'm busy? Go have some ribs.
Hey, I'm not bad guy here
Yes, you can take your hand down
So you really want it married?
I really want to get married. Look at me You know I don't lie.
I know.
There's something about your eyes Sontee, I just want to remember all this
I don't want you to forget me. You won't forget me right?
- You act like something that will happen - Nothing will happen
I just say, though, If something happens,
like... one day you met a man -
It could be a black man, a white man, a Spanish man.
I mean, if he is sincere, You will give him a shot, right?
Wait a minute. What are you talking about ?
Everything is fine.
So you brought that big gun, huh?
You have to play according to the rules like everyone else I play with the rules of my life, and I'm sick of it
- From now on, I make regulations. - No one has made this rule.
But you made all the mistakes.
Every time I get something goes, you take my body
This is only a temporary setup. The time is up.
I'm not afraid of you, King. I have a lawyer now. I get money.
- It makes no difference - But I can't leave now.
I should have played Apollo, and I fell in love.
- This is bigger than that. - Nothin is bigger than that.
This is fate.
Why is there something every time? bad happens to me, it's fate,
and every time something good happens to me, is this luck?
Is something good Should have happened to me?
- No.
Someone calls 9-1 -1!
Sorry, Lance. I tried to warn you.
- King, you must return me - There is no dice.
- We have an agreement - I will do anything I will be anyone - There will be consequences - I will take them
Take me back!
- Hello, Sontee.
I can't believe he left, like that.
He doesn't go, Sontee.
I know in what way he will live, but--
No, no, honest.
You think you are loved Charles Wellington,
but you really love someone in him
He didn't die tonight.
He lives somewhere.
I'm sure of that
And he will always remember us.
So what do we do here?
This is your future, son.
- You mean I'm going to be Joe Guy? - That's the plan
I don't want to take his life.
He will play Apollo. He is a good man.
That is his destiny. This is yours. Everything will work for the best.
I'm not so sure about you. Look, Joe!
Air bags
Taxi! Taxi!
Hey!
Taxi!
- taxi! Taxi!
Taxis, taxis, taxis!
I'm black again!
I'm black
People ask Winston Sklar,
who works for Wellington, in connection with the murder.
To those who knew him, Charles Wellington was two men.:
a cruel and ruthless businessman...
and, recently, a good benefactor.
The man who was shot in the park today, was not Charles Wellington.
Wellington, he was always cheap -
mothers with tongkatnya-- baik--
Now, the man in the park today, he was someone else
He is my brother. I love that man.
Chuck Wellington.
There will never be another one like him .
- I can not believe he's gone - he's finished No further questions.
Thank you, Ted. Charles Wellington III, died at the age of 53 years.
He left his wife Amber, a dog, Elle, and a pretty big one--
I don't want you to forget me.
You won't forget me right?
There is something about your eyes.
Everything is fine.
The eccentric billionaire left most of the of real estate for charity cities,
his personal friends and loyal household staff.
This is Showtime in Apollo last time...
as an honorable Harlem institution closes its doors forever
- I'm not sure 'till tomorrow morning'
And find it no one is there
No, no, no, not possible Hey, Whitney. I haven't seen you in a while.
What are you doing backstage? How about a loan?
Don't stop it
I think I'm fair, eh, hangin out
Yes. I miss Booey too.
Love me - Thank you.
- Lance? - No, I'm Phil
Sorry.
What about the hand for your next action, Mr. Joe Guy.
- Give it to Joe Guy.
- Hey, Whit. - Oh, hey, Joe.
- Makes me laugh!
- Apollo! Yes!
So what is this?
Seen? Looks will determine everything.
You know, you want people To judge you with your character,
People, everything they care about is your appearance Sorry, if you look good, You will have a good life.
You look bad, ooh, you better work on it.
That's right, your bad one, is getting smarter yourself.
For every ten pounds You are overweight,
You better take a book.
Or you better get two books, and get a computer when you do it.
Lance? Oh, yes.
That's right. I was in the Knick game a few days ago.
I look around in a chair. The higher the chair gets,
- the bad ones people have.
If I'm a usher, I don't even need a ticket.
I only see the face. What You have to ride top!
One thing I like about women.
Women can fall in love with ugly men and admit it.
Show him to all his friends and family.
He will be the worst person in the world,
and they will be very proud of from their ugly man
They will hold his hand like, "I want you to meet Kevin.
" I just want you to meet Kevin. He is a good man.
I know he doesn't look good... but he's good to me! "
- Cool women like that.
People will never admit it fall in love with ugly women
We will hide it to death!
We don't tell anyone!
That's right, we not tell anyone.
"Listen you're married." "Who told you?"
- That's it.
What is life like, man? What's all of it
You want, you know, love. Love, love, love, love, love.
You want to fall in love You want that new love.
You want to - you want to feel it first kiss again.
That's right, because that's the way it is The only kiss in a relationship,
is the first kiss.
All remaining kisses Are only - only protocols.
Every other kiss is just a protocol. That's all, just the routine.
Hey! You've gone You're back.
Hey, we havin 'sex.
Hey, I miss you
Everything is routine. The first kiss is the only real thing...
Because it always happens, like, in the middle of a conversation
You don't even know what you want Talk about. "Yeah, you know. " Maybe someday I'm thinking about maybe trying to get Acura - "
- Uhh!
You never know! The first kiss is always like a double Dutchman.
You just sat there like, "When did I enter? When do I enter?
"Aaah! Yes I kissed! I kissed him, I kissed him, I kissed him,
- I kissed him, I kissed him!"
- Hey, I have to go You will be good
That's my dog Joe Guy, ladies and gentlemen. Joe Guy
The next action is also the comedian. How about the hand for Mr. Mike Green!
Whitney.
They are not boo. They don't boo!
- Why don't they make everything...
exit the black box
We are back in business, huh?
I'm back, Whit. You and I.
Lance, I'm proud of you.
- Lance. - Raja
-Keyes. -Hah, congratulations. You killed them
- We are cool right?
- Oh, we're cool, man. We are really cool. - Lance, we have to talk.
Remember our agreement? Wellington is only a temporary preparation.
This is the real thing. This is your body
Start building a house, because this is you
I will sign a rental contract right now. I will give you two months before.
Joe, that's the case the shiznit, kid.
Listen to Phil Quon. You will shine - Son, listen to me Get out of here, man!
I will remember you like it You shaved my ass in third grade.
Lance, you don't understand.
You see, you won't remember Charles Wellington, Sontee.
You won't even remember Lance Barton.
You will become Joe Guy.
What do you mean, I don't remember Sontee?
- I'm sorry, Lance. - You're sorry I got hit by a truck; I was hit by a car; I was shot,
and now you want to take my soul? How are you, witch Blair
I can't take your soul. No one can do that.
Where are you from, what you look like, it's just clothes
How can I get Sontee if I don't remember Sontee?
No, no, no, how can I get it? Sontee doesn't Sontee remember me?
A funny thing about reincarnation, child:
Even when you are not you, you are still you Don't worry I have a pretty hard time...
trying to get this girl as a rich white person.
Spear.
Hey, Lance, come on, man. Let's celebrate.
- I have some big plans for us. - What are you talking about ?
Oh, you mean your son, Lance Barton.
Oh, I'm sorry. Are you still dealing with that, huh?
Yes.
Yes, I, uh... guess me.
- see Daniels - - Whitney.
Good. Whitney, I don't have a manager.
Will it be cooler to come to your office and leave the tape?
You know, like maybe Can you take me on?
Yes. Sure.
Call me tomorrow, huh?
You, uh--
You are a good child Thank you very much. I'll call you tomorrow.
- Right -Joe Guy.
- Don't act like you don't know me - There are no men.
And do you know what? If you don't like the tape, save it for yourself
- Right, right. - This will be alright Oh, um, excuse me. I'm looking for Whitney Daniels.
Uh, Whitney Daniels? Yes, go straight.
Make the right and go down the stairs.
When you arrive at the dressing room, he must be there
Thank you.
Oh, I'm sorry, but what do you think? will they let me go back there?
Yes, sure. The program is finished for about one hour.
- Do I know you? - Not.
No, no, seriously. I am not kidding.
I just feel like I've met you before.
Joe.
-Joe Guy. - Sontee Jenkins
Sontee.
Thank you.
- Oh.
Last call at Apollo. It's better Get out of here before they lock us up.
Extend your hand. I know the way around here.
Don't be afraid. Everything is alright.
What did you just say?
Everything is fine. Like the song. Everything is fine
It's just that when you say that, it's -
- you are a comedian - Am I singing a bad one?
No. You're tonight. How are you?
They are not boo. You know, they got this after the party -
- sorry I didn't mean to hold you back. - No, no, no, no, no.
I don't want to go to parties. Do you want to get something to eat?
Did you take me out?
No, I just want to feed you.
Yes. I'm starving.
- Good shoes. - Thank you.
So what are you doing?
- I became a medicine. - Are you a drug dealer?
Beware. Not. Actually, I own the Brooklyn Community Hospital.
You have a hospital I know the Brooklyn Community.
My uncle went there to get a new heart, and they sent his ass to the supermarket.
Hello, Sontee. How are you doing, sir?
- is this your trip? - Yeah.
Now, if you want to save it, You better get it out of here.
- This is good! - Cisco.
What kind of mileage do you get this?
Oh, that's great.
Cocktail, Miss Jenkins?
- So are you a maid? - Maid?
- Do I look like a maid? I get paid -This is my friend Wanda.
And look at you. Let you get out of the car , and you fire the lost people.
- Do you know your coat is bleeding? - Take care of your business.
Hey, girls, do you know That beautiful boy doesn't need anything else You better find you love you can trust
And hoping to like his mother Hey, fellas, you better look for A girl who loves you more - I'm fine. - Cisco, you're fine
- I'm fine. Wanda, you're fine - No! I spilled my drink.
Do you know what? You drink. I'll drive
Didn't I tell you? to watch him?
I'm tying my shoes, and when I see up - That won't happen again, sir.
Cisco, do you have music?
This is it.
With my thoughts on my money And my money is on my mind
Rollin 'on the road smokin' ldo
- Sippin 'in gin and juice - Lying
With my thoughts on my money and my money on my mind
Rollin 'on the road smokin' ldo
- Sippin 'in gin and juice - Lie down
With my thoughts on my money And my money is on my mind
I have some Seagram gin Everyone gets them cups but they don't enter
Now, this kind of nonsense happens all the time
You have to get yours. But, stupid, I have to get mine Everything is fine if you listen to D-O-G
I got cultivar music ' which became the captivatin of him
You think you are slippery in everything Change the code on your phone every day
Is there something you want? trying to hide from me
I never gave you a reason to run and Take your phone in another room
Am I the only one Or is there someone else coming to you
Is that my imagination?
Things aren't always what they see Because I don't want
Just another name In your little black book
Just another face in the crowd And that makes me tremble I have to mean a little more for you Than space in your list Things to do
Another G-Shock is complete In your Benz
Another piece of change That you can show all your friends
You can call me crazy Say I'm not safe But I do not want to
Oooh, oh, ohh
Ohhh
Mm, mm
It's strange how you claim it frankly
When the passenger seat in your car has been moved
And you swear that there is no one other than you, you
And something else You can't explain it Why did you call me with someone else's name
You say it's history Your playing days are finished Or so you say
Is that my imagination?
Things don't always what they see
Because I don't want
Just another name In your little black book
Just another face in the crowd And that makes me tremble Because I have to mean a little more for you Than space in your list Things to do
Another G-Shock is complete In your Benz
Another piece of change That you can show all your friends You can call me crazy Say I'm not safe Tell me, are you lying? Or is this my suspicious mind?
I have to know the truth
If I'm just another woman
You are mistreating
Others You are united
Are you and me? Is it two or three
Because I don't want
Just another name In your little black book
Just another face in the crowd And that makes me tremble I have to mean a little more for you Than space in your list Things to do
Another G-Shock is complete In your Benz
Another piece of change That you can show all your friends You can call me crazy Say I'm not safe But I don't want to only other women
In your little black book
Just another face in the crowd And that makes me tremble I have to mean a little more for you Than space in your list Things to do
Another G-Shock is complete In your Benz
Another piece of change That you can show all your friends You can call me crazy Say I'm not safe But I don't want to only other women
Just another face in the crowd And that makes me tremble I have to mean a little more for you Than space in your list Things to do
Another G-Shock is complete In your Benz
Another piece of change That you can show all your friends You can call me crazy Say I'm not safe But I don't want to only other women
What if I'm white? Skin color is the same as Eminem
With blonde hair and blue eyes All shebang
I know one thing, the police won't always watch me
Pullin 'I'm up for nothing Continuously jockin' me
Yellow taxis in the city
I don't need a guarantee to buy property if I'm white
No problem If I'm rich or poor
Security will not follow me around shop like I will steal something Because I'm black, I'm robbing
And automatically assume I don't have a job
In my own land Feel like an immigrant
If I'm white, I won't do it O.J. not guilty
If I'm white, what if he's white What if he's white
- Yo, think for a moment - What if he's white
- Wow - What if he's white
- What if he's white, white, white - What if he's white
- What if he's black
What if he's white
If I'm white, it must be a different world for me If I'm white, hmm What is my shadow?
Am I a redneck or skinhead preppy or high class
You might live in a trailer park And be white trash
However, there will be wrong, right
But there are good and bad bein 'white
side What's up, my sister, De La Soul Pete I have two left legs
Even if I'm white I still have a better chance
Is that a myth or will I really have a little
If I'm white I might listen to hard rock
And cover my ears Whenever I hear hip-hop
What if he's white What if he's white
- What if he's white - What if he's white
What if he's white What if he's white, white, white
- What if he's white - What if he's white
What if he's white
Um, what if he's white?
If I'm white, I might not even think
I will watch tennis and golf And bet on hockey games
Use a suit and tie And go to work every day
If I'm white, I can't live Around my road
And maybe not Never even been an Amish
Smokin 'in Marlboro Instead of Newport
I will live on Long Island. Instead of New York If I'm white I might not be able to dunk
Because everyone knows White people can't jump
And I might not be able to Go to Tree Spot
Because all of them are afraid will think I'm a cop If he's white What if he's white
What if he's white
- Yo, you can't even say that - What if he's white
What if he's white What if he's white
What if he's white, white, white white, white, white, white, white
Yo, what if I'm white?